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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Toulmouche Idyll.jpg

An Afternoon Idyll
Auguste Toulmouche

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:30 AM (pRoEc)

2 Sleepytime

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 20, 2023 09:30 AM (qPw5n)

3 st?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 09:31 AM (d04cU)

4 Hmm, not sure what's a going on here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2023 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

5 Ooooooo, the colors are vibrant.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:31 AM (ftFVW)

6 Lovely painting. Would hang. That book must have been boring, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:31 AM (pRoEc)

7 That's a lot of clothes.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2023 09:31 AM (88xKn)

8 Detail is beautiful.

If gaudy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:31 AM (zZu0s)

9 >
by that much

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2023 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

10 Should the blog really be promoting idyllatry?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 09:32 AM (d04cU)

11 Sure as hell beats.........

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 20, 2023 09:32 AM (pohLc)

12
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 09:32 AM (ptU1n)

13 Afternoon Delight

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2023 09:32 AM (l6eme)

14 ><

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2023 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

15 The devyll will find work for idyll hands

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:32 AM (WFHMd)

16 That is absolutely lovely.

The sniper is in the shadow, obvs.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (GbPPJ)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Fine texture of dresses, the women's hair, the velvet of the footstool and settee (if that's what it's called). And the luminescent quality of the women's faces, esp. the black-haired one. Well done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

19 Alternate title:

"Scientific Proof That Big Boobs Are the Best Pillow"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (QzZeQ)

20 In after the pole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

21 Whoa girl, I am so wasted!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (SAX5G)

22
Must be a pain using the toilet in that rig.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (ptU1n)

23 Lesbians tire of reading.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (ntk8v)

24 High class opium den.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (zZu0s)

25 Should the blog really be promoting idyllatry?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 09:32 AM (d04cU)

Check the signs...there is no idylling in the parking lot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (3Gtis)

26 Probably something by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the "dark and stormy night" guy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

27 Victorian busty lesbian pron?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (JrojV)

28 I do like paintings with paintings in the background
Lots of details, nicely done

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (l6eme)

29 If you had to drag around all that fabric all the time, you'd be tired, too.

Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (Q4KYm)

30 Waiting on Paolo.

Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

31 Probably something by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the "dark and stormy night" guy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

"A THOT rang out."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM (SAX5G)

32 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM (pRoEc)

33 Man, now I want a big, frilly-ass dress. I wanna be fancy!

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM (ftFVW)

34
The book they were reading must be as dull as hell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM (ptU1n)

35 Are these young ladies lesbians?
Just axing.

Posted by: Farmer at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM (55Qr6)

36 The one in the back is a man who identifies as a lesbian.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM (S6gqv)

37 Lesbians tire of reading.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023


***
They could be mother and daughter. The red-haired one looks a little more, ah, mature than the black-haired one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

38 Looks like the one on the left goes to Mike Obamas tailor who specializes in couch cover dresses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM (zZu0s)

39 Quaaludes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM (ZVVGW)

40 "A THOT rang out."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM


A dog barked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:36 AM (pRoEc)

41 Our right, their left.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:36 AM (zZu0s)

42 Ah, the afternoon nap! Looks lovely!

Posted by: Ladyhobbit at November 20, 2023 09:36 AM (SxL9R)

43 Fine texture of dresses, the women's hair, the velvet of the footstool and settee (if that's what it's called). And the luminescent quality of the women's faces, esp. the black-haired one. Well done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (J2vNu)


I would love to see that in person, I bet the colors are stunning.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:36 AM (GbPPJ)

44 Lovely painting. Would hang. That book must have been boring, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:31 AM (pRoEc)
++++
As an heiress, she knew that "A Discussion of the Development of Alternate Trade Routes Through the Low Countries
As determined through examination of the historical records of the Society of Merchant Venturers" was an important work for families of her station to understand, but it was not exactly riveting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 09:36 AM (d04cU)

45 Man, now I want a big, frilly-ass dress. I wanna be fancy!
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM


Are we talking general frills here, or are you angling for a bustle?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (pRoEc)

46 I really like all the details in their dresses.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

47 They could be mother and daughter. The red-haired one looks a little more, ah, mature than the black-haired one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Red hair is also wearing an apron, so I was thinking maybe dark hair is an older teen about to outgrow her nanny.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (ftFVW)

48 I do like paintings with paintings in the background

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2023 09:33 AM (l6eme)


That looks like one of those large Chinese screens...

I really dislike that style of art...thus the conspicuous lack of it on this smart military blog!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (3Gtis)

49 This is a stunningly beautiful painting. The textures, lighting, the Chinese screen in the background. The loving friendship of the two young ladies of a simpler and better time. Wonderful in every aspect, would love to have this in my house. Thank you CBD, not just over the wall, but out of the park.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (7tXiL)

50 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM (pRoEc)



WOOT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

51 "A THOT rang out."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM
*
A dog barked.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023


***
A small child wept.

Later that day, tenant farmer Lockwood arrived in his wagon full of yaws and goiters for the mansion's visitors.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

52 Too much crinoline - and laudanum!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (BHrzb)

53 "A THOT rang out."
Posted by: Tonypete

A dog barked.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

A chair scraped across the floor...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 09:38 AM (ZVVGW)

54 In the old days, women tuckered after the long arduous process of dressing for the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

55 As others have mentioned, the artist was clearly into textures. They're all over this painting and stunning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 09:38 AM (d04cU)

56 "A THOT rang out."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM
*
A dog barked.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023

***
A small child wept.

Later that day, tenant farmer Lockwood arrived in his wagon full of yaws and goiters for the mansion's visitors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM


And then the murders started.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:38 AM (pRoEc)

57 Are we talking general frills here, or are you angling for a bustle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Frills, bustle: application of AND.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:38 AM (ftFVW)

58 It appears they haven't yet learned what happens if you stay awake a little longer after popping a quaalude.

Posted by: Bert G at November 20, 2023 09:39 AM (VARTN)

59 This is a lovely use of color and shape. That gold dress looks heavy tho.

Posted by: Kris at November 20, 2023 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

60 37 Lesbians tire of reading.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023

***
They could be mother and daughter. The red-haired one looks a little more, ah, mature than the black-haired one.
--------
Or they could be lesbians that found Something Happened a snore.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 09:39 AM (ntk8v)

61 "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a woman who reads, but also understands the value of an afternoon nap."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2023 09:39 AM (izj35)

62 I really dislike that style of art...thus the conspicuous lack of it on this smart military blog!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (3Gtis)

So the Great Wave is right out?

As with anything, certain stuff is good and others are gimcrackey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:39 AM (zZu0s)

63 The butler is behind the chinoiserie screen!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 09:39 AM (krqg6)

64
I would love to see that in person, I bet the colors are stunning.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:36 AM (GbPPJ)



Is MP4 socking?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

65 It appears they haven't yet learned what happens if you stay awake a little longer after popping a quaalude.
Posted by: Bert G at November 20, 2023


***
"Melts in yore brain, man, not in yore hands!"

Posted by: Tim Benzedrino at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

66 No Penetration.

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (R/m4+)

67 What's on the footstool?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (TJ/T9)

68 Another lovely painting. You can almost feel the textures of the fabrics and the colors are so vibrant.

Posted by: Tuna at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (oaGWv)

69 Grimcrackey?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (zZu0s)

70 Wonderful in every aspect, would love to have this in my house.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (7tXiL)


Thanks!

It's a nice way to start the week...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (3Gtis)

71 What's on the footstool?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (TJ/T9)



A foot. What's on the toadstool?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

72 Alternate title:

"Francine's Attempt to Decorate with Stylish Japonisme Misses By This Much"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (QzZeQ)

73 Lots of frills, but where are the furbelows?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 20, 2023 09:41 AM (JrojV)

74 Is MP4 socking?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)


Nope.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:41 AM (GbPPJ)

75
"The second component comprises a cation which will irreversibly react with at least one ligand on the Group IV-B metal complex and a non-coordinating anion. The combination of the two components produces an ionic catalyst composition comprising a cationic bis(cyclopentadienyl) Group IV-B metal complex which has a formal coordination number of 3 and a 4+ valence charge and the aforementioned non-coordinating anion. The anion is (i) labile and can be displaced by an olefin, diolefin or acetylenically unsaturated monomer; (ii) has a molecular diameter about or greater than 4 angstroms; (iii) forms stable salts with reducible Lewis acids and protonated Lewis bases; (v) has a negative charge delocalized over the framework on the anion or within the core thereof; (v) is not a reducing or oxidizing agent; and (vi) is a relatively poor nucleophile. These ionic catalyst compositions can be used to polymerize alpha-olefins, diolefins and/or acetylenically unsaturated monomers, either alone or in combination, to polymers and copolymers."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 09:41 AM (ptU1n)

76 Flat chested atc= MP4 with Boobs

At times. I do not know where MP4 stands on spiders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:41 AM (zZu0s)

77 She's 1/2 way through the book.

LeBron James should take note.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

78 Lovely art, terrible lesbian porn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (xcxpd)

79 And what are you reading, Miss—?" "Oh! it is only a novel!" replies the young lady…in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties, the liveliest effusions of wit and humor are conveyed to the world in the best chosen language.

Posted by: Northanger Abbey at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (izj35)

80 I missed this on my initial look - the rug is wonderfully rendered. And it isn't even a major item within the painting.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (SAX5G)

81 Nope.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:41 AM (GbPPJ)



Huh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

82 What's on the footstool?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023 09:40 AM (TJ/T9)

Opium cache?

Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (AwYPR)

83 I like the detail and vivid colors in Toulmouche's paintings. The scene's aren't much to my taste but there is often an element of humor that is delightful. CBD used Toulmouche's "The Reluctant Bride" which is hilarious.

Posted by: JTB at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (7EjX1)

84 Colors make me think French for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (zZu0s)

85 Man, now I want a big, frilly-ass dress. I wanna be fancy!
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:35 AM

Are we talking general frills here, or are you angling for a bustle?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 09:37 AM (pRoEc)


Before one acquires a bustle, one must have a hedgerow. Do you, Lady SheHobbit, possess the requisite hedgerow?

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (WFHMd)

86 *The loving friendship of the two young ladies of a simpler and better time.*

Better than what?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (TJ/T9)

87 This is what happens when you eat too much turkey.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

88 Oh, for pete's sake - are we so corrupted by 21st century gender-bending that the default assumption is lesbians?
Looks like mother and daughter.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (izj35)

89 This is a lovely use of color and shape. That gold dress looks heavy tho.
Posted by: Kris at November 20, 2023


***
As she Hobbit pointed out, Red Hair is wearing an apron over the gold, so the ensemble is not one huge thing. Still the basic dress, if you could call anything so ornate "basic," would be very heavy. This is from 1874. In Victorian times, *everything* was supposed to be covered, even the ankle.

Posted by: Tim Benzedrino at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

90
Before one acquires a bustle, one must have a hedgerow. Do you, Lady SheHobbit, possess the requisite hedgerow?
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (WFHMd)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S QUOTING LED ZEPPLIN HERE.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

91 "Toulmouche, Toulmouche,
Can you do the fandango?"

Posted by: Tim Benzedrino at November 20, 2023 09:44 AM (J2vNu)

92 Before one acquires a bustle, one must have a hedgerow. Do you, Lady SheHobbit, possess the requisite hedgerow?
Posted by: Doof

Damn, no hedgerow outside my hobbit hole. Which seems a little suspect now that I think about it...

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:44 AM (ftFVW)

93 I would love to see that in person, I bet the colors are stunning.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:36 AM (GbPPJ)

That's why this thread can be so frustrating! The combination of a small screen and inconsistent color reproduction conspires to make incredible art seem...meh!

I'll post stuff I have seen, and when the response is underwhelming, I want to say..."No no! It's totally different in person!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:44 AM (3Gtis)

94 Oh, for pete's sake - are we so corrupted by 21st century gender-bending that the default assumption is lesbians?
Looks like mother and daughter.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (izj35)



But, I thought everyone was homosexual now? Is that how it goes? TV commercials tell me so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

95 "Toulmouche, Toulmouche,
Can you do the fandango?"
Posted by: Tim Benzedrino

Damn it!! Too slow by just that much! Nicely done TB.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:45 AM (SAX5G)

96 Must be a pain using the toilet in that rig.
-------
Thus the invention of the split-crotch bloomers.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 09:45 AM (krqg6)

97
I'll post stuff I have seen, and when the response is underwhelming, I want to say..."No no! It's totally different in person!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:44 AM (3Gtis)



I say the same thing about me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

98 Looks like mother and daughter.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (izj35)

I was thinking oldest and youngest sisters...

I love the toe delicately placed on the footstool!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:45 AM (3Gtis)

99 88 Oh, for pete's sake - are we so corrupted by 21st century gender-bending that the default assumption is lesbians?
Looks like mother and daughter.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2023 09:43 AM (izj35)

We must needs be no other than what we are, Madam. We have our metier, mode, idiom, that kind of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 09:45 AM (zZu0s)

100 What's on the footstool?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023 09:40
------------

I think it's her right shoe with embiggened sole. Right leg must be 3-4 inches shorter than her left one.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 20, 2023 09:45 AM (ViCCR)

101 That's why this thread can be so frustrating! The combination of a small screen and inconsistent color reproduction conspires to make incredible art seem...meh!

I'll post stuff I have seen, and when the response is underwhelming, I want to say..."No no! It's totally different in person!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:44 AM (3Gtis)


That's CBD Art Thread version of "this never happens to me, I swear!"

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (WFHMd)

102 I want that rug. Also, we should bring back laudanum. Put it in the boxed wine. Would hang.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (z+89e)

103 Tell me that's not the best nap you ever had?!
-Joey Tribianni

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (CIS44)

104 Waiting on Paolo.
Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM (AwYPR)

Reading about the exploits and derring-do of Colonel Angus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (4I/2K)

105 I missed this on my initial look -- the rug is wonderfully rendered.
---------
I can't even see the upskirt shot!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (krqg6)

106 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A footstool. Who has footstools any more? Ottomans, sure. But footstools?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (uSHSS)

107 They spent 3 hours getting dressed just to take a nap. Just stay in your pajamas, for Pete's sake.

Posted by: PabloD at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (eieSl)

108 Double Dating Cosby.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 20, 2023 09:47 AM (FVME7)

109 What's on the footstool?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023
*
Opium cache?
Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023


***
Cocaine? It wasn't illegal in Victorian times. On the other hand, if they'd been snorting a little superior white powder, they wouldn't be so sleepy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:47 AM (J2vNu)

110 That's CBD Art Thread version of "this never happens to me, I swear!"
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (WFHMd)
++++
See Also: "I guess you had to be there."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 09:47 AM (d04cU)

111 >>I love the toe delicately placed on the footstool!

Oh yes, lovely detail.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2023 09:47 AM (izj35)

112 ---------
I can't even see the upskirt shot!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 09:46 AM (krqg6)



"The smell!!!!" he cried. "The smell...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

113 An Afternoon Idyll
Auguste Toulmouche

********

Undercover - a limerick

There once was a lady named Hutch
Who was painted all in satin and such
For that part in the middle
They first used too little
And next thing you know used Toulmouche

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 09:47 AM (991eG)

114 Toulmouche! Toulmouche! Can you do the fandango?

Posted by: No that's not it at November 20, 2023 09:47 AM (TJ/T9)

115 ++++
See Also: "I guess you had to be there."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 09:47 AM (d04cU)



The judges would also accept "An attendance joke."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

116 That rug looks almost photorealistic.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:48 AM (GbPPJ)

117 Before one acquires a bustle, one must have a hedgerow. Do you, Lady SheHobbit, possess the requisite hedgerow?
Posted by: Doof

Damn, no hedgerow outside my hobbit hole. Which seems a little suspect now that I think about it...
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:44 AM (ftFVW)


I am disappoint

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:48 AM (WFHMd)

118

After multiple consummations both the ladies and the extremely small midgets strapped to their inner thighs nap in contentment...

Posted by: Ped Xing at November 20, 2023 09:48 AM (/BeiT)

119 Endowed with a plethora of pillows.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2023 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

120
I want to say..."No no! It's totally different in person!""

Posted by: CBD Recounts His Visit to a Live Showing of "Fat Man on an Ottoman" at November 20, 2023 09:49 AM (QzZeQ)

121 Reading about the exploits and derring-do of Colonel Angus.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Once you've met Colonel Angus, nothing else will ever do.

Posted by: She Hobbit (in frilly dress with ubiquitous fan) at November 20, 2023 09:50 AM (ftFVW)

122 Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:48 AM (WFHMd)


I'm a little surprised you haven't changed your nick to "Award Winning Pickleballer Doof".....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

123 What's on the footstool?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023
------------

I think it's her right shoe with embiggened sole. Right leg must be 3-4 inches shorter than her left one.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 20, 2023


***
It does appear that the toe of her slipper is poking out from beneath her dress; you can see the hem is rounded upward. The other is just visible below the hem, up and to the left.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

124 Pre-sleeper couches.

Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023 09:50 AM (AwYPR)

125
116 That rug looks almost photorealistic.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:48 AM (GbPPJ)

Hello alex... how have you been?

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2023 09:51 AM (3Spqz)

126 I love TITS!!!!


https://tinyurl.com/mr43w8zn
text

Posted by: The Reverend Ronald Simms, the Dirty Vicar of St Michael's at November 20, 2023 09:51 AM (krqg6)

127 Back in the old days, ladies would wear their bed sheets and comforters around as sleep would be gained anywhere, anytime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

128 Everybody makes mistakes.

Jailed Egyptian Aid Worker Freed by Trump Admin Defends Hamas

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 20, 2023 09:51 AM (FVME7)

129 Dogs, so therefore art.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 09:52 AM (VwHCD)

130 Dogs, so therefore art.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 09:52 AM (VwHCD)



This guy.

He gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

131 All of a sudden I'm curious about what might be on the other side of the room divider.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:53 AM (ftFVW)

132 Hello alex... how have you been?
Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2023 09:51 AM (3Spqz)


*waves* I'm okay, I hope you've been well.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:53 AM (GbPPJ)

133 All of a sudden I'm curious about what might be on the other side of the room divider.
Posted by: She Hobbit

A cat.

Maybe.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:53 AM (SAX5G)

134 I want one of these before they become illegal.

https://tinyurl.com/6v3majd7

Posted by: AOutside of Life at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (89Sog)

135 Waiting on Paolo.
Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023 09:34 AM


The Paolo, as you can see, has, as you say, come and gone.

Posted by: Paolo at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (pRoEc)

136 Clearly, they haven't been reading Varney the Vampire: or, the Feast of Blood.

Probably Shakespeare or Milton.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (krqg6)

137 We missed you alex!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (SAX5G)

138 I'm a little surprised you haven't changed your nick to "Award Winning Pickleballer Doof".....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)


The matches still haven't aired on ESPN 8 "The Ocho". Don't want to spoil anything for those waiting to watch at 3:45am on Thursday.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (WFHMd)

139 What's on the footstool?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023
------------

I think it's her right shoe with embiggened sole. Right leg must be 3-4 inches shorter than her left one.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 20, 2023

***
It does appear that the toe of her slipper is poking out from beneath her dress; you can see the hem is rounded upward. The other is just visible below the hem, up and to the left.
*****
Oh. I see now. Her legs are crossed.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (TJ/T9)

140 /correcting...

Posted by: Outside of Life at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (89Sog)

141 This illustrates what happens at AoS when someone misplaces an apostrophe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2023 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

142
The matches still haven't aired on ESPN 8 "The Ocho". Don't want to spoil anything for those waiting to watch at 3:45am on Thursday.
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (WFHMd)



Heh. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

143 Back in the old days, ladies would wear their bed sheets and comforters around as sleep would be gained anywhere, anytime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Man, no shit. When they say life was more slower paced back then you have to think it's because who the hell can move fast when wearing the entire Macy's winter collection.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 09:56 AM (VwHCD)

144 132 Hello alex... how have you been?
Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2023 09:51 AM (3Spqz)

*waves* I'm okay, I hope you've been well.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 09:53 AM (GbPPJ)

Yes, thanks. I don't comment as much as I did in olden days... I suppose my perspectives have changed a bit..

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2023 09:56 AM (3Spqz)

145 This illustrates what happens at AoS when someone misplaces an apostrophe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

A lot less nerve-wracking than missing a period.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:56 AM (SAX5G)

146 The matches still haven't aired on ESPN 8 "The Ocho". Don't want to spoil anything for those waiting to watch at 3:45am on Thursday.
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 09:54 AM (WFHMd)

Heh. Well played.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bi

I wondered how Doof came up with bail

https://tinyurl.com/4ad4cwdr

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (CIS44)

147 Since we're neighbors, lesby friends.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (Ru/H6)

148 I guess there's a Hamas exception to the Hippocratic Oath.

New Footage Confirms Hamas Used Shifa Hospital to Murder Hostages

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (FVME7)

149 So this is what the wimmens did before The Hallmark Channel?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (TJ/T9)

150 A lot less nerve-wracking than missing a period.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete

*snort*

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (ftFVW)

151 Clearly, they haven't been reading Varney the Vampire: or, the Feast of Blood.

Probably Shakespeare or Milton.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023


***
Maybe one of the Brownings. But the text on the pages looks more like prose than poetry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

152 This illustrates what happens at AoS when someone misplaces an apostrophe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

A lot less nerve-wracking than missing a period.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete


ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 09:58 AM (ZVVGW)

153 Made the drive to Cleveland this weekend to take in the art museum. They have many pieces I've only seen in books. Some I knew they had but others I didn't and was pleasantly surprised. How different they are in person! Cleveland also has a huge variety so everyone should find something to like. I highly recommend it if you're in the area. The drive in to the museum is nice too.

Posted by: Kris at November 20, 2023 09:58 AM (OyyDO)

154
I wondered how Doof came up with bail

https://tinyurl.com/4ad4cwdr
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (CIS44)



HA!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

155 They're faking, carefully listening to see what incriminating things you will say about them, and plotting to bring the details up at Thanksgiving dinner in order to start a fight.

Posted by: Manly Man at November 20, 2023 09:58 AM (BLHDZ)

156 Detail is beautiful.

If gaudy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Gaudy gaudy gaudy
Miss Clawdy
Girl you sho look good to me....

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2023 09:58 AM (T4tVD)

157 Is that old school step mom porn?

Posted by: Montec at November 20, 2023 09:58 AM (bWsRe)

158 I wondered how Doof came up with bail

https://tinyurl.com/4ad4cwdr
Posted by: BruceWayne

You're too late! I already stole that and posted it last week.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:58 AM (ftFVW)

159 I wondered how Doof came up with bail

https://tinyurl.com/4ad4cwdr
Posted by: BruceWayne

You're too late! I already stole that and posted it last week.
Posted by: She Hobbit at No

I DEMAND SATIFSACTION

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (CIS44)

160 They must have tried to read this year's Hugo Award nominees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (sM/yB)

161 I would term the painting as "lush", maybe " voluptuous"...

Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (3Spqz)

162 Maybe one of the Brownings. But the text on the pages looks more like prose than poetry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

The P-35 and the A-5.

Those are my two favorites.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (3Gtis)

163 I like it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (xT7BI)

164 I DEMAND SATIFSACTION
Posted by: BruceWayne

Aren't you taking a quiz right now?

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (ftFVW)

165
You're too late! I already stole that and posted it last week.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:58 AM (ftFVW)



If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

166 I DEMAND SATIFSACTION
Posted by: BruceWayne

Aren't you taking a quiz right now?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (ftFVW)


BWAHAHAHAHAHAH we'll do it tomorrow

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 10:00 AM (CIS44)

167 Made the drive to Cleveland this weekend to take in the art museum. They have many pieces I've only seen in books. Some I knew they had but others I didn't and was pleasantly surprised. How different they are in person! Cleveland also has a huge variety so everyone should find something to like. I highly recommend it if you're in the area. The drive in to the museum is nice too.
Posted by: Kris at November 20, 2023


***
I liked what I saw of Cleveland, the downtown area anyway, in the summer of '98. Everything was well air- conditioned. In fact if you go to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, bring a sweater.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

168 I wondered how Doof came up with bail

https://tinyurl.com/4ad4cwdr
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 09:57 AM (CIS44)


If the ladies on the pickleball court would just dress like the ladies in today's art, I'd have better self control.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 10:00 AM (WFHMd)

169
If the ladies on the pickleball court would just dress like the ladies in today's art, I'd have better self control.
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 10:00 AM (WFHMd)



They'd have to rename it 'burkaball.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

170 I would term the painting as "lush", maybe " voluptuous"...

How about Truly Scrumptious?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:01 AM (sM/yB)

171 If the ladies on the pickleball court would just dress like the ladies in today's art, I'd have better self control.
Posted by: Doof

But you gonna see their milkshake under all that fabric?

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 10:01 AM (ftFVW)

172
I would term the painting as "lush", maybe " voluptuous"...
Posted by: tubal at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (3Spqz)

__________

Languorous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:01 AM (ptU1n)

173 They're faking, carefully listening to see what incriminating things you will say about them, and plotting to bring the details up at Thanksgiving dinner in order to start a fight.
Posted by: Manly Man at November 20, 2023


***
Alternate title: "Drama Queens, Resting"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

174 I liked what I saw of Cleveland, the downtown area anyway, in the summer of '98. Everything was well air- conditioned. In fact if you go to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, bring a sweater.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Very close to the RnR HoF is the USS Cod, a Gato class (WWII era) submarine that you can tour. Highly recommended!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 10:02 AM (SAX5G)

175 I wondered how Doof came up with bail

https://tinyurl.com/4ad4cwdr
Posted by: BruceWayne

You're too late! I already stole that and posted it last week.
Posted by: She Hobbit at No

I DEMAND SATIFSACTION
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (CIS44)


That story is good enough to share more than once!

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 10:03 AM (WFHMd)

176 After the lovin'

Posted by: fd at November 20, 2023 10:03 AM (tIsq8)

177 ***
Alternate title: "Drama Queens, Resting"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)



THOT Control.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

178 *I liked what I saw of Cleveland, the downtown area anyway, in the summer of '98.*

Breaking news. Cleveland was great 25 years ago.

Posted by: This just in at November 20, 2023 10:03 AM (TJ/T9)

179 I DEMAND SATIFSACTION

That's what she said.

Posted by: Michael Scott at November 20, 2023 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

180 The detailing of the room, the women, their attire is wonderful but that seems to be the scope of his paintings - Parisian women who belonged to the upper bourgeoisie. Very pretty paintings but, no, wouldn't hang.

However, ArtsDots dot com had some interesting info. about the artist which included, "By his 1861 marriage to Marie Lecadre, daughter of Nantes lawyer Alphonse Henri Lecadre, Toulmouche became a cousin by marriage of the painter Claude Monet. Toulmouche sent the young Monet to study with Gleyre." And, "In 1870, Toulmouche joined one of the battalions defending Paris against the German invasion in the Franco-Prussian War. ..."

Thanks.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 20, 2023 10:04 AM (GshMh)

181 I liked what I saw of Cleveland, the downtown area anyway, in the summer of '98. Everything was well air- conditioned. In fact if you go to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, bring a sweater.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

No pants ?

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2023 10:04 AM (T4tVD)

182
They're faking, carefully listening to see what incriminating things you will say about them, and plotting to bring the details up at Thanksgiving dinner in order to start a fight.
Posted by: Manly Man at November 20, 2023

_____________

I've heard that the last sense to go before death is hearing. I'll probably hear, "Well, the old bastard is out of the way at last."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:04 AM (ptU1n)

183 161 I would term the painting as "lush", maybe " voluptuous"...
------------
Good, woody words!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:05 AM (krqg6)

184 An Afternoon Idyll

I've been in this situation before, and I was ANYTHING but idle.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 20, 2023 10:05 AM (osPrv)

185 Lovely painting.

Posted by: gp's Pretense Of Detachment at November 20, 2023 10:05 AM (MvF+J)

186 I would term the painting as "lush", maybe " voluptuous"...

How about Truly Scrumptious?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:01 AM (sM/yB)

Yes, she was.

Posted by: Caractacus Potts at November 20, 2023 10:05 AM (4I/2K)

187 Judging by the geometric shapes and color, the rug looks to be from Kazakstan.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 20, 2023 10:06 AM (R4t5M)

188
They have hypersomnia. Maybe they should click on the ads here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:06 AM (ptU1n)

189 See ya later, Gato!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:06 AM (krqg6)

190 *How about Truly Scrumptuous?"

$20. Same as downtown.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2023 10:07 AM (TJ/T9)

191 The P-35 and the A-5.

Those are my two favorites.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 09:59 AM (3Gtis)

Got a highly engraved "light-12"....prolly 60 yo.

Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023 10:07 AM (AwYPR)

192 Let me guess they just finished getting hot and heavy...

Putting up some shelves.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:08 AM (XqcwY)

193 How about Truly Scrumptious?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Oh, lordy, that's stuck in my head now.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 10:09 AM (ftFVW)

194 Do I gotta draw you a picture?

https://tinyurl.com/4ectsabu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 20, 2023 10:09 AM (FVME7)

195 Housewives of castle Aargh.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:09 AM (VwHCD)

196 How bad is recruiting for the US Army?

They are begging those they kicked out for refusing to take the jab to come back, all is forgiven swearsies.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=149971

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:10 AM (sM/yB)

197 Wed. is the sixtieth anniversary of the JFK assassination. If we want to pinpoint a moment when the USA began to decline (maybe not so much by the loss of JFK, but the loss of confidence Americans felt), that afternoon is a good candidate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

198 If the ladies on the pickleball court would just dress like the ladies in today's art, I'd have better self control.

I am amused at all the videos I see where a woman at the gym is wearing skin tight clothes and then gets mad when she sees a man looking.

I mean why else would you wear skin tight clothing to begin with?

Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2023 10:10 AM (XqcwY)

199 Very close to the RnR HoF is the USS Cod


I first read that as "USS Coed."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 20, 2023 10:11 AM (JrojV)

200 Dang. A footstool. Who has footstools any more?

*****

Fiber Optics - a limerick

My Momma didn't raise up no fool
So I went off to handyman school
Between woodworking and plumbing
With my newfound skills forthcoming
I can now make a well-formed stool

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 10:11 AM (991eG)

201
They are begging those they kicked out for refusing to take the jab to come back, all is forgiven swearsies.


2023: Please come back you don't need the clot shot any more

2024: Oopsie COVID is back...we are gonna need you to take the clot shot.

Posted by: The Army at November 20, 2023 10:11 AM (XqcwY)

202 197 Wed. is the sixtieth anniversary of the JFK assassination. If we want to pinpoint a moment when the USA began to decline (maybe not so much by the loss of JFK, but the loss of confidence Americans felt), that afternoon is a good candidate.
---------------------
Yep. The GI Joe generation got its first taste of Deep State.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 10:11 AM (aKh6S)

203 Oh, lordy, that's stuck in my head now.

Posted by: She Hobbit


LOL

It truly is a cromulent turn of phrase, quite descriptive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:11 AM (sM/yB)

204 Got a highly engraved "light-12"....prolly 60 yo.

Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023 10:07 AM (AwYPR)

Nice!

I'm not sure why they are so appealing...they look sort of weird, yet I would love one!

I have a modern Browning over/under, and I love it. The thing shoots like a dream. But still....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 10:12 AM (3Gtis)

205 I want one of these before they become illegal.

"The best time to buy a flamethrower is twenty years ago. The next best time is today."

-- Stuff the Dalai Lama Said, vol II

Posted by: Oddbob at November 20, 2023 10:13 AM (nfrXX)

206 REPEAT FROM END OF MORNING REPORT
>>>@104 How much humanitarian aid does Pampers give Yemen? Posted by: Jonah at Nov. 20, 2023 08:20 AM
=============================
$1.2 billion to Yemen for humanitarian aid, according to:

https://www.foreignassistance.gov/cd

A commenter posted this link yesterday at The Conservative Treehouse ... Click the down-arrow to look up how much the United States is spending in various countries.

Posted by: Kathy at November 20, 2023 10:13 AM (XUe78)

207 Wolfus

Or perhaps earlier in the month of November when the CIA allowed the Diem coup in Saigon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:13 AM (sM/yB)

208 Who has footstools any more?




Ottomans are much better.

Posted by: Nekkid Lardass at November 20, 2023 10:13 AM (JrojV)

209 How bad is recruiting for the US Army?

They are begging those they kicked out for refusing to take the jab to come back, all is forgiven swearsies.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=149971
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 1


***
One poster there commented with a perfect quote:

“I don’t believe this. You guys throw me to the wolves, and now you want me to go back out there? Forget it. It’s not my problem.”

-- Warrant Officer Ripley

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

210 204 Got a highly engraved "light-12"....prolly 60 yo.

Posted by: BignJames at November 20, 2023 10:07 AM (AwYPR)

Nice!

I'm not sure why they are so appealing...they look sort of weird, yet I would love one!

I have a modern Browning over/under, and I love it. The thing shoots like a dream. But still....
----------------
I would love an Ithaca Featherweight side by side shotgun. Those things were sexy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 10:14 AM (aKh6S)

211 Fifty Shades of Grey and Laudanum is a dangerous mix.

Posted by: The Victorian Ladies Book Club at November 20, 2023 10:14 AM (PiwSw)

212 My classical music station is playing Chopin's Raindrop Prelude which seems the perfect piece of music to accompany this little nap.

Posted by: Tuna at November 20, 2023 10:15 AM (oaGWv)

213
I am amused at all the videos I see where a woman at the gym is wearing skin tight clothes and then gets mad when she sees a man looking.

__________

They get mad if the schlub is looking. They also get mad if the hot guy isn't looking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:15 AM (ptU1n)

214 Way, way too much wine at book club today.

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2023 10:15 AM (gmo/4)

215 I suspect the Junta is getting worried about the recruiting short falls - looking at the casualty numbers they are almost out of Ukrainian men and need some Americans to die to save GloboHomo in Donbas.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:15 AM (XqcwY)

216 President Biden’s approval rating has declined to the lowest level of his presidency — 40% — as strong majorities of all voters disapprove of his handling of foreign policy and the Israel-Hamas war, according to the latest national NBC News poll.

The erosion for Biden is most pronounced among Democrats, a majority of whom believe Israel has gone too far in its military action in Gaza, and among voters ages 18 to 34, with a whopping 70% of them disapproving of Biden’s handling of the war.

“Failed promises, student loans, foreign policy in general,” said Democrat Zico Schell, 23, of San Diego, when asked why he disapproves of Biden’s job performance.


"Student loans"? Biden has done everything he could to wave student loan debt on a massive scale. Perhaps "Zico" should do some research into who is really blocking these measures.

People are too weak minded to see reality for themselves. They just want to wish the problems away.

the US could have and should have put more pressure on Israel for decades to comply with international law when it comes to the West Bank and Gaza. That they create a lot of their own problems...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 20, 2023 10:15 AM (osPrv)

217 The MFM that accepts Hamas's "word" on civilian casualties and Israeli 'atrocities' uses weasel words for IDF reports... "IDF releases video that it says shows Israeli hostages at Al Shifa hospital" even tough there is detailed video being shown of the hospital ER hallway.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:16 AM (krqg6)

218 the US could have and should have put more pressure on Israel for decades to comply with international law when it comes to the West Bank and Gaza. That they create a lot of their own problems...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions broug

Seems the tide has finally completely turned at DU

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 10:17 AM (CIS44)

219 Like Ken Lay with Enron, the Green revolution has relied heavily on government subsidies and a “revolution always” business philosophy aimed at making pariahs of anyone who dares oppose the grandiose – but fatally flawed – plan.

During the Obama Administration, Solyndra went under despite a $535 million government-guaranteed loan, none of which was paid back. Forbes, citing OpenTheBooks.com, noted that taxpayers were left holding the notes for $400 million given to Abound Solar, $280 million wasted by CaliSolar, $193 million doled out to Fisker Automotive (with another $336 million canceled), and $132 million to A123 Systems (a failed battery maker).

Undaunted, the Biden Administration’s $2.3 trillion “jobs” package was rife with more subsidies for technologies that by their own admission are unsustainable. Yet despite all the free money, Ford, General Motors, and many other automakers are backing away from multibillion-dollar investments in new EV factories as new EV sales have slowed despite increased rebates.

Posted by: SMOD at November 20, 2023 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

220 MSM - Muslim Supporting Media would describe Dachau as a 'reported death camp.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:17 AM (sM/yB)

221 I am amused at all the videos I see where a woman at the gym is wearing skin tight clothes and then gets mad when she sees a man looking.

__________

They get mad if the schlub is looking. They also get mad if the hot guy isn't looking.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Hahahaha, was also gonna suggest the reaction was dependent on which man was looking. They need to realize that Chad is not looking for a woman at the gym. He probably relishes that time to get away from his woman, if, ya know, he's into women.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 10:17 AM (ftFVW)

222 Wolfus

Or perhaps earlier in the month of November when the CIA allowed the Diem coup in Saigon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023


***
Maybe -- but did that reach everyday Americans the same way? Events in a little faraway country called "Viet Nam," as it was once spelled, would have meant very little to everyday Americans in '63. The shooting and death of a president, whether you admired him or not, would stick with you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:18 AM (J2vNu)

223 People are too weak minded to see reality for themselves. They just want to wish the problems away.
---------------
This one made me laugh.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 10:18 AM (aKh6S)

224
The response for when the woman gets mad for looking at her is, "Don't flatter yourself."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:18 AM (ptU1n)

225 Seems the tide has finally completely turned at DU

Washed out to sea with the rest of the flotsam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:18 AM (sM/yB)

226 Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum (yes, you read that right) while rush-hour traffic whizzed by

-
I thought this was America!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 20, 2023 10:18 AM (FVME7)

227 Re: Army

Play Woke, Banana Republic Games, win stupid fucking prizes.

What, the legions of leftist trannies do not want to sign up to risk their lives for State and Country? Fucking retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:19 AM (zZu0s)

228 ... even though...

BTW:
The Palestinian Authority’s Finance Ministry put out a statement on Sunday, denying terror group Hamas was responsible for at least 350 partygoers slain at the Re’im music festival massacre.

The statement says that “preliminary Israeli police investigations” showed that Israeli claims in the media were false, followed up by saying that this was then used by “the occupation to justify its aggression against Gaza.”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6)

229 226 Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum (yes, you read that right) while rush-hour traffic whizzed by
-
I thought this was America!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

His only crime was not doing it in California.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 20, 2023 10:19 AM (osPrv)

230 The ship owned by the Israeli billionaire, flagged in the Bahamas, operated by the Japanese and hijacked by the Houthis in the Red Sea using a helicopter is still in the Houthis possession.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2023 10:19 AM (5aQ9M)

231 Wolfus

You are talking about perception, I am talking about the reality of a US agency assassinating a friendly head of state because they perceived him a liability.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:20 AM (sM/yB)

232 Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum (yes, you read that right) while rush-hour traffic whizzed by
-
I thought this was America!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 20, 2023


***
Are we sure the possum was really dead?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

233 Trump received 22% of support amongst black voters, according to a recent New York Times/Siena College poll.

The poll figures mark a massive increase from the less than 10% Trump received in the 2020 election.

The polls show the highest share of black votes for a republican candidate since then-Vice President Richard Nixon won 32% in 1960.

Posted by: SMOD at November 20, 2023 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

234 No, standing in front of a unning crematorium, they would say there was no evidence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:20 AM (zZu0s)

235
What, the legions of leftist trannies do not want to sign up to risk their lives for State and Country? Fucking retards.


Early on during the Uke war I went to lefty boards and they were all talking about signing up to fight for lil Z.

However, all of them came up with a reason they couldn't and one of the most common was "well they don't give you female hormones in Ukraine do they?!?"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:20 AM (XqcwY)

236 The statement says that “preliminary Israeli police investigations” showed that Israeli claims in the media were false, followed up by saying that this was then used by “the occupation to justify its aggression against Gaza.”
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:19 AM (krqg6)

___

And also, fire can't melt steel.

Posted by: Montec at November 20, 2023 10:20 AM (bWsRe)

237 I am amused at all the videos I see where a woman at the gym is wearing skin tight clothes and then gets mad when she sees a man looking.

__________

They get mad if the schlub is looking. They also get mad if the hot guy isn't looking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:15 AM (ptU1n)


Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That is the only planet in this galaxy that can make that claim.



Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2023 10:21 AM (gmo/4)

238 "Student loans"? Biden has done everything he could to wave student loan debt on a massive scale. Perhaps "Zico" should do some research into who is really blocking these measures. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 20, 2023 10:15 AM (osPrv)
+++
Sure, you can blame the Republicans if you wish and it is a good strategy, but the Dems haven't done it, either.

What, are you too afraid to make it clear? Let me go ahead and do it for you. "Student loan forgiveness" is a Democrat issue, not a Republican one. This concept is designed to buy the youth vote. But the problem is that it's a one-off shot and that isn't good politically. The Democrats have two reasonable choices to buy that vote *and* keep it on the reservation forever:
1. Defer over and over again - but only if the Dems keep winning. It is not "permanent" and so the fear of the *next* deferral failing to happen keeps them on the reservation.
2. Let it lapse occasionally and blame the GOP. This is called "failure theater," and it is not exclusive to the GOP side of things.

These are cynical manipulation tactics designed to entrap and then hold a voting bloc. Be honest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 10:21 AM (d04cU)

239 Wolfus

You are talking about perception, I am talking about the reality of a US agency assassinating a friendly head of state because they perceived him a liability.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023


***
You're right on both counts; I am dealing with the perception of such things at home, you are looking at the visible stages of corruption in action.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

240 People are too weak minded to see reality for themselves. They just want to wish the problems away.

Puddinhead

Can't go wrong quoting Plan Nine from Outer Space in this case - "All you earth people are stupid!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:21 AM (sM/yB)

241 It hasn't been yuuugely reported but Biden has forgiven a ton of loans. It's in dribs and drabs, but there's been a lot of it. They find some obscure loophole that applies to say 25,000 people and do it. Then another 20,000, and so on.

Posted by: Montec at November 20, 2023 10:23 AM (bWsRe)

242 Oddly marriage tourism to Vulcan would be low.

The insanity is part of the appeal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:23 AM (zZu0s)

243
I am talking about the reality of a US agency assassinating a friendly head of state because they perceived him a liability.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:20 AM (sM/yB)

____________

I don't think the ARVN needed the CIA to persuade them to knock Diem off. Of course, we didn't do anything about stopping them either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:24 AM (ptU1n)

244 This concept is designed to buy the youth vote. But the problem is that it's a one-off shot and that isn't good politically.

Like most things, it's kind of a one-shot, but the general theme offers future potential. More college grants, free public school tuition, interest free loans for future forgiveness. There's always MORE free shit to give away.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 20, 2023 10:24 AM (osPrv)

245 How about Truly Scrumptious?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Oh, lordy, that's stuck in my head now.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 10:09 AM


Better find another ear worm toot sweet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 10:24 AM (pRoEc)

246 What, are you too afraid to make it clear? Let me go ahead and do it for you. "Student loan forgiveness" is a Democrat issue, not a Republican one.

As with many things this is a lack of will to fight on the GOP side. My college reform proposal?

1) Force colleges to cosign loans. Sorry Harvard when you take in someone to study women's studies you better make sure she's got a way to get $400K afterwards because that degree isn't going to do it.

2) Seize all endowments and pay them out to all living graduates/attendees equally. "Small government"? Oh hell no. This is using the punishment of an enemy to buy favor from voters.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:24 AM (XqcwY)

247 197 Wed. is the sixtieth anniversary of the JFK assassination. If we want to pinpoint a moment when the USA began to decline (maybe not so much by the loss of JFK, but the loss of confidence Americans felt), that afternoon is a good candidate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

The new NatGeo doc about that day is pretty good. It's on HULU, I think. It covers the whole day and shows footage I know I've never seen before. It stays away from theories and politics and just gives facts. The main narration is by the last surviving witnesses. I thought it was well done.

Posted by: Kris at November 20, 2023 10:24 AM (OyyDO)

248 “What stands out in the new survey is the shift among voters ages 18 to 34,” the poll found. “In September, 46% of these voters said they approved of Biden’s job performance.”

“Now? Biden’s approval rating dropped to 31% among these voters,” the poll analyzed.

Posted by: SMOD at November 20, 2023 10:25 AM (RHGPo)

249 Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum

German immigrant?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2023 10:25 AM (ufFY8)

250 Oddly marriage tourism to Vulcan would be low.

The insanity is part of the appeal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023


***
Hot little calculating machines like T'Pring? There's a big draw right there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

251 Perception is World War Ii started with Poland, but the fuse was lit in far off China and in Ethiopia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:26 AM (sM/yB)

252 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.

Don't know exactly where I am.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 20, 2023 10:26 AM (x++b/)

253 How about Truly Scrumptious?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Oh, lordy, that's stuck in my head now.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 10:09 AM

Better find another ear worm toot sweet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 10:24 AM (pRoEc)

Then you'll be dancing Me Ol' Bamboo

Posted by: Caractacus Potts at November 20, 2023 10:27 AM (4I/2K)

254 People are too weak minded to see reality for themselves. They just want to wish the problems away.

This DUmmie is getting close to the truth...oh so close.

People pursue perceived self interest. If you have the FNM feed them endless leftist pablum that makes their pursuit of self interest flawed BUT it doesn't go away.

This reminds me of consist polling that has shown Americans on average believe global warming is a serious problem AND would not pay even $1 of their own money to resolve it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:27 AM (XqcwY)

255 248 “What stands out in the new survey is the shift among voters ages 18 to 34,” the poll found. “In September, 46% of these voters said they approved of Biden’s job performance.”

“Now? Biden’s approval rating dropped to 31% among these voters,” the poll analyzed.
Posted by: SMOD at November 20, 2023 10:25 AM (RHGPo)

___

We don't like Biden because he supports the Joos and he still hasn't forgiven my student loans. And when is my free Tesla going to be delivered?
- 18-34 year old who don't approve

Posted by: Montec at November 20, 2023 10:27 AM (bWsRe)

256 “Now? Biden’s approval rating dropped to 31% among these voters,” the poll analyzed.
Posted by: SMOD

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ANTISEMITIC

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 20, 2023 10:27 AM (osPrv)

257 If every Vulcan female was T'Pring, every Vulcan male would need a food taster.

No wonder Sarek married an Earth girl, less crazy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:27 AM (sM/yB)

258 “What stands out in the new survey is the shift among voters ages 18 to 34,” the poll found. “In September, 46% of these voters said they approved of Biden’s job performance.”

“Now? Biden’s approval rating dropped to 31% among these voters,” the poll analyzed.
Posted by: SMOD


He didn't give them enough free shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 10:27 AM (ZVVGW)

259 This illustrates what happens at AoS when someone misplaces an apostrophe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

A lot less nerve-wracking than missing a period.
Posted by: Tonypete


********

Fitting foe the holiday:

At, their fine, Thanksgiving-a-rama
A charming, young, girl, and, her momma
Overused, punctuation,
With, repeated, hesitation,
They had, tryptophan-induced, comma!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 10:27 AM (991eG)

260 Perception is World War II started with Poland, but the fuse was lit in far off China and in Ethiopia.


Increasingly, I tend to view WWI and WWII as one conflict.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 20, 2023 10:28 AM (JrojV)

261 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.

Don't know exactly where I am.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY!

I'd say that's better than waking up unclothed and not knowing where you are.

Posted by: She Hobbit (trying to cheer up Sting) at November 20, 2023 10:28 AM (ftFVW)

262 259 This illustrates what happens at AoS when someone misplaces an apostrophe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

A lot less nerve-wracking than missing a period.
Posted by: Tonypete

You don't have to worry if you take it in the colon!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 20, 2023 10:29 AM (osPrv)

263 Or waking up naked and chained in a basement...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:29 AM (sM/yB)

264 We don't like Biden because he supports the Joos and he still hasn't forgiven my student loans. And when is my free Tesla going to be delivered?
- 18-34 year old who don't approve
----------------------
That will work.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 10:29 AM (aKh6S)

265 No wonder Sarek married an Earth girl, less crazy.

Also she was how do you humans put it? Ah yes easy.

Posted by: Sarek at November 20, 2023 10:29 AM (XqcwY)

266 Since July & August, there have been lots of reports that Ukrainian men are refusing to fight and leaving the country - if they can. The Economist, Daily Mail, Wall Street Journal, Business Insider, all over YouTube...

How many nations are backstopping Ukraine?

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 20, 2023 10:29 AM (GshMh)

267
I'd say that's better than waking up unclothed and not knowing where you are.
Posted by: She Hobbit (trying to cheer up Sting) at November 20, 2023 10:28 AM (ftFVW)



You SWORE you'd never mention that!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

268
I'd say that's better than waking up unclothed and not knowing where you are.
Posted by: She Hobbit

________

"I'm cold. And why is all this traffic passing by so slowly?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:30 AM (ptU1n)

269 Or perhaps earlier in the month of November when the CIA allowed the Diem coup in Saigon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:13 AM (sM/yB)

Concur. Big mistake that was...Diem was more than a match for the commies.

He would have been able to handle things on his own with aid and support but where is the profit in that for the Deep State.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2023 10:30 AM (R/m4+)

270 I'd say that's better than waking up unclothed and not knowing where you are.

Brah some of my best days start and end that way

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2023 10:30 AM (XqcwY)

271 The response for when the woman gets mad for looking at her is, "Don't flatter yourself."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 10:18 AM (ptU1n)

The best one I ever heard came from the other guitar player in this one band I was in at the time. We were at a party and there was this loud obnoxious chick. It was an after show party with multiple bands. I guess this chick was working the crowd so to speak to see who she might hook up with, and her ego was writing checks her overall appearance couldn't cash. She says something to my other guitar player, something along the lines of him measuring up to her standards. He looks at her and says "don't flatter yourself, I would step over you to jerk off". lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:31 AM (VwHCD)

272 You SWORE you'd never mention that!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I lied.

Posted by: She Hobbit (with evil grin) at November 20, 2023 10:31 AM (ftFVW)

273 260 If so, take it back a step to the Franco-Prussian war. One continuous set of debacles.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 20, 2023 10:31 AM (Fzhd7)

274 CIA, "we didn't expect you to kill Diem and his brother!"

South Vietnamese coup plotters, "Opps?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:31 AM (sM/yB)

275 The new NatGeo doc about that day is pretty good. It's on HULU, I think. It covers the whole day and shows footage I know I've never seen before. It stays away from theories and politics and just gives facts. The main narration is by the last surviving witnesses. I thought it was well done.
Posted by: Kris at November 20, 2023 10:24 AM (OyyDO)


Mike Rowe's "The Way I Heard It" podcast recently had an episode with Mike talking to Clint Hill, the Secret Service agent who climbed onto the limo after the shots were fired. Worth a listen to hear details from a guy who was a witness to and a huge part of a major historical moment.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 10:32 AM (WFHMd)

276
Concur. Big mistake that was...Diem was more than a match for the commies.

He would have been able to handle things on his own with aid and support but where is the profit in that for the Deep State.


The big argument made at the time was that Diem, while not personally corrupt himself, allowed deep corruption in his subordinates.

Note...that problem did not go away with the CIA allowed his subordinates to replace him.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:32 AM (XqcwY)

277 Hey, news flash, I watch No Country for Old Men again and spotted the reason Anton Chigurh didn't kill Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones). The dime he used to unscrew the ventilation vent and decide who needed to die was on the carpet.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 10:32 AM (aKh6S)

278 Waking up duct taped in some lovers trunk would be worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:32 AM (zZu0s)

279 He looks at her and says "don't flatter yourself, I would step over you to jerk off". lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Coffee status: spewed.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2023 10:33 AM (ftFVW)

280 Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum


**********

I read the whole article. He was not arrested for the act of pooping on a possum, he was arrested for causing traffic to veer off the interstate...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 10:33 AM (991eG)

281 More globalism...
Robert Tyler @RGTyler Nov 17
Just like three years ago when Belarus imported migrants to weaponise them on the Polish and Latvian borders. This is the height of hybrid warfare - yet the useful idiots on the left will demonise Finland for trying to protect its border, just like they did with Poland:

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Nov 17
BREAKING:
Finnish border guards are forced to use tear gas as a large group of illegal migrants from Syria and Iraq are trying to force its way into Finland from Russia at the Niirila border crossing

Russia uses weaponized migration as a tool of hybrid warfare against 🇫🇮 & 🇪🇪
https://tinyurl.com/437d7hp5
40 seconds

Hot news @TheNewsTrending Nov 19
Finland closes four crossing points on Russia border

These points have seen a surge in illegal crossings by citizens of countries including Syria, Yemen, and Iraq.
https://tinyurl.com/9p8ckshk

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:33 AM (krqg6)

282 Life in the fast lane...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 10:33 AM (991eG)

283 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.

Don't know exactly where I am.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY!

I'd say that's better than waking up unclothed and not knowing where you are.
Posted by: She Hobbit (trying to cheer up Sting) at November 20, 2023 10:28 AM


Narrator: She's not wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2023 10:34 AM (pRoEc)

284 South Vietnamese coup plotters, "Opps?"

If you are going to engage in a coup and get the opportunity you have to kill the previous leader - just ask the Wolf's Lair plotters...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:34 AM (XqcwY)

285 If every Vulcan female was T'Pring, every Vulcan male would need a food taster.

No wonder Sarek married an Earth girl, less crazy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023


***
We were shown on TNG that he married another Earth woman later, too.

(There's a line by Picard in that episode, where Jean-Luc says he'd met Sarek "at his son's wedding" (!). True, Vulcans live longer than humans, and Sarek could have another son who was an adult by Picard's time . . . but I'd have thought fans would leap on that and say, "Spock got married??!!??")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

286 Life in the fast lane...

Glenn Fry to the white courtesy phone

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:34 AM (sM/yB)

287 She says something to my other guitar player, something along the lines of him measuring up to her standards. He looks at her and says "don't flatter yourself, I would step over you to jerk off". lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:31 AM (VwHCD)



Was at a local show in Denton, TX where an area band, Pimpadelic, was playing. They finished a song and the lead singer noticed this guy and girl making out. He leans in with the mic and says "Dude. How's my cock taste?"

The guy looks up, smacks his lips and says "Like your mother's ASS!!"

They had to hold the singer guy up on stage for a moment or two.

I still laugh at that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

288 Loser's, not lovers.

Huh the phone did not recognize 'loser'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:34 AM (zZu0s)

289 An afternoon at Bill Cosby's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:35 AM (4p0Xq)

290 Russia uses weaponized migration as a tool of hybrid warfare

Out: We need immigrants to do the jobs our people won't do. And diversity is our strength

In: How dare Vlad send us more immigrants!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:36 AM (XqcwY)

291
Out: We need immigrants to do the jobs our people won't do. And diversity is our strength

In: How dare Vlad send us more immigrants!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:36 AM (XqcwY)



As he sits back, laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

292 Perception is World War II started with Poland, but the fuse was lit in far off China and in Ethiopia.


Increasingly, I tend to view WWI and WWII as one conflict.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Why did the WWI German Army plant trees all along the Champs de Elysee?


So their sons could march in the shade.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 10:36 AM (ZVVGW)

293 Hot little calculating machines like T'Pring? There's a big draw right there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

It is logical that I call you "a worm".

Posted by: T'Pring, in leather, stilettos, with a whip at November 20, 2023 10:37 AM (ufFY8)

294 Outstanding work on that painting. Very vibrant.

Posted by: Pug Smallberries at November 20, 2023 10:38 AM (xPJvm)

295 Vlad and Xi giggle themselves to sleep every night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 20, 2023 10:38 AM (R4t5M)

296 T'Pring was pretty. But still crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:38 AM (zZu0s)

297 Hot little calculating machines like T'Pring? There's a big draw right there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023
*
It is logical that I call you "a worm".
Posted by: T'Pring, in leather, stilettos, with a whip at November 20, 2023


***
Trivia item: Arlene Martel, the actress who played T'Pring, originally used the professional name "Arline Sax" (yes, spelled like the musical instrument). I think I can imagine why she changed it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:39 AM (J2vNu)

298 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.

Don't know exactly where I am.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 20, 2023 10:26 AM (x++b/)


Weekends with Peter Frampton can be wild!




Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2023 10:39 AM (gmo/4)

299 T'Pring was pretty. But still crazy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:38 AM (zZu0s)



So, you're telling me the black community are Star Trek fans? THAT'S where they're getting the baby names from now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

300 I suspect Vulcans wouldn't generally be appealing to humans.

Seriously go write a dating profile where you mention you are coldly logical except once every 7 years where you become a rage monster which is also how often you get horny.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:39 AM (XqcwY)

301 Anyway, let's talk about the T'Pol decontamination scene...

Posted by: Star Trek Weeb at November 20, 2023 10:39 AM (osPrv)

302 282 Life in the fast lane...
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Surely makes you loose your bowels!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:39 AM (krqg6)

303 Perception is World War Ii started with Poland, but the fuse was lit in far off China and in Ethiopia.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:26 AM

We have always been at war with Poland. Wait, that doesn't have a ring to it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:39 AM (4p0Xq)

304 Was at a local show in Denton, TX where an area band, Pimpadelic, was playing. They finished a song and the lead singer noticed this guy and girl making out. He leans in with the mic and says "Dude. How's my cock taste?"

The guy looks up, smacks his lips and says "Like your mother's ASS!!"

They had to hold the singer guy up on stage for a moment or two.

I still laugh at that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Thats some funny shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:40 AM (VwHCD)

305 260 Perception is World War II started with Poland, but the fuse was lit in far off China and in Ethiopia.


Increasingly, I tend to view WWI and WWII as one conflict.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 20, 2023 10:28 AM (JrojV)

A fair number of the WW1 participants were radically different in WW2. And the Ottomans were dissolved entirely. WW1 is the last big "monarchs fighting for land type of war."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 20, 2023 10:40 AM (eYoxG)

306 It is logical that I call you "a worm".

Posted by: T'Pring, in leather, stilettos, with a whip


Wow... That would give Seven of Nine a run for the ratings bonanza...

I see Strange New Worlds had to have a episode with T'Pring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:40 AM (sM/yB)

307 I'd say that's better than waking up unclothed and not knowing where you are.
Posted by: She Hobbit (trying to cheer up Sting) at November 20, 2023 10:28 AM (ftFVW)

I once woke up in a house and told my friend to come pic me up and my directions were. Ummmm there is a road and a sign. He said "I'll be there in 10min"

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2023 10:40 AM (CIS44)

308 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.

Don't know exactly where I am.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY!

If you're lucky, you might wake up as a whole new person! Wow, fun!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at November 20, 2023 10:41 AM (osPrv)

309 Greetings! I like the painting very much. During my working days I had to combat the after lunch cognitive slump. We all did. Everyone in the whole office had it, the quality and productivity declined after lunch. Post prandial something or other.
These days I welcome it. 15 or 20 minute nap does me a world of good.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 20, 2023 10:41 AM (MeG8a)

310 T'Pring was pretty. But still crazy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:38 AM

As kids we'd go TPring houses. It was crazy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:41 AM (4p0Xq)

311 Beats waking up alone in a bathtub full of ice.

Posted by: Urban Myth at November 20, 2023 10:41 AM (4I/2K)

312 Too bad Star Trek ended with Star Trek VI....

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:42 AM (zZu0s)

313 I do wonder if giving Germany some heavily populated African colonies could have headed off WWI since it would have focused their energies there.

Of course looking at previous German efforts in Africa it probably wouldn't have been good for the locals.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:42 AM (XqcwY)

314 Anyway, let's talk about the T'Pol decontamination scene...

Posted by: Star Trek Weeb at November 20, 2023 10:39 AM (osPrv)

That was very nice. The Pete Rose haircut she was sporting was a mighty damper on the moment.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:42 AM (VwHCD)

315 Was at a local show in Denton, TX where an area band, Pimpadelic, was playing. They finished a song and the lead singer noticed this guy and girl making out. He leans in with the mic and says "Dude. How's my cock taste?"

The guy looks up, smacks his lips and says "Like your mother's ASS!!"

They had to hold the singer guy up on stage for a moment or two.

I still laugh at that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Thats some funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 20, 2023 10:43 AM (R4t5M)

316 Arlene Martel starred in five episodes of Hogan's Heroes as Tiger.

Betting Bob Crane got excited.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:43 AM (sM/yB)

317 70% of the yuuutes Hate Israel per the NBC poll.

Israel hopefully, has started plannig for the day not to far off when the US will no longer be an ally.

Posted by: Montec at November 20, 2023 10:43 AM (bWsRe)

318 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.

Don't know exactly where I am.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY!

(looking around) Well you're not here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:44 AM (VwHCD)

319 That was very nice. The Pete Rose haircut she was sporting was a mighty damper on the moment.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:42 AM (VwHCD)

I think her chest accoutrement would make it hard to slide head first into base.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:44 AM (zZu0s)

320 I suspect Vulcans wouldn't generally be appealing to humans.

Seriously go write a dating profile where you mention you are coldly logical except once every 7 years where you become a rage monster which is also how often you get horny.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023


***
We saw Christine Chapel was nuts about Spock, and the chick in the Cloud City thought he was pretty special. Of course he would have been an outlier, being half-human.

Oh, and Zarabeth in the frozen wilderness thought he was filet mignon too. Though he was turning into a Vulcan caveman at that point.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:44 AM (J2vNu)

321 He leans in with the mic and says "Dude. How's my cock taste?"

The guy looks up, smacks his lips and says "Like your mother's ASS!!"

They had to hold the singer guy up on stage for a moment or two.

I still laugh at that one.
Posted by: Sponge


Don't start none, won't be none.
Singer tried starting some.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 10:44 AM (ZVVGW)

322 You know, I pray for Israel every day. Isn't ironic that American Jews hate us Southern Baptists more than the terrorists?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 20, 2023 10:44 AM (pohLc)

323 OK, how about Sub-commander T'Pol Jolene Blalock?


Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2023 10:44 AM (gmo/4)

324 I do wonder if giving Germany some heavily populated African colonies could have headed off WWI since it would have focused their energies there.

Of course looking at previous German efforts in Africa it probably wouldn't have been good for the locals.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:42 AM (XqcwY)

We gave it right back to 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Allnut at November 20, 2023 10:45 AM (4I/2K)

325 Dammit, Bers! Now I am never going to be able to look at Jolene Blaylock without seeing Pete Rose. LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:45 AM (zZu0s)

326 OK, how about Sub-commander T'Pol Jolene Blalock?


Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2023 10:44 AM

Full of seamen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:45 AM (4p0Xq)

327 322 You know, I pray for Israel every day. Isn't ironic that American Jews hate us Southern Baptists more than the terrorists?
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Yep. They should have curtailed their Redneck hate but they wanted to fit into Yankee WASP society.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 10:45 AM (aKh6S)

328 Lazer Cohen @Lazer_Cohen 19h
You can't make this stuff up!
Token anti-Israel Jews were holding a Torah reading before a rally with Rashida Talib. Watch her drop her voice to a whisper TWICE when she awkwardly gets to the text, "to you and to your descendants will I give all these lands (Israel)..."
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You "yada yada"ed the Torah?!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:46 AM (krqg6)

329
Don't start none, won't be none.
Singer tried starting some.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 10:44 AM (ZVVGW)



Yeah. He was one of those rock/rap guys and was cocky as hell. Kinda off-putting, despite the musicians around him being pretty talented.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

330 Arlene Martel starred in five episodes of Hogan's Heroes as Tiger.

Betting Bob Crane got excited.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023


***
She was in at least one Man From U.N.C.L.E., a Have Gun -- Will Travel, and the famous original Outer Limits with Robert Culp in Harlan Ellison's "Demon With a Glass Hand."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:46 AM (J2vNu)

331 He was not arrested for the act of pooping on a possum, he was arrested for causing traffic to veer off the interstate...

That doesn't seem right. If you're doing something that is not itself prohibited, how is your fault if other people react improperly to it?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 20, 2023 10:46 AM (nfrXX)

332 While Musk was busy launching and testing his Starship Heavy that other company Space X, launched Falcon 9, with 22 @Starlink satellites to orbit.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2023 10:46 AM (5aQ9M)

333 >>Russia uses weaponized migration as a tool of hybrid warfare


Wait -- you're saying organized mass immigration is an act of war?
Of reaaaalllllly now!? How. . . insightful. Never noticed that.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2023 10:47 AM (izj35)

334 Dammit, Bers! Now I am never going to be able to look at Jolene Blaylock without seeing Pete Rose. LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:45 AM (zZu0s)

Better off with 7 of 9 anyway. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:48 AM (VwHCD)

335
"Student loan forgiveness" is a Democrat issue, not a Republican one. This concept is designed to buy the youth vote. But the problem is that it's a one-off shot and that isn't good politically.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2023 10:21 AM (d04cU)



It's not even a vote-buying good idea. First is that college students are going to always support Donks overwhelmingly (only an idiot thinks that students will vote GOP in large percentages). The other thing is that it's basically a GOTV op. You already have their support, the problem is to get them to put down the bong long enough to walk over to the student union to actually fill out a ballot, Good luck with that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2023 10:48 AM (n+4am)

336 He was not arrested for the act of pooping on a possum, he was arrested for causing traffic to veer off the interstate...

That doesn't seem right. If you're doing something that is not itself prohibited, how is your fault if other people react improperly to it?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 20, 2023 10:46 AM

The poop on the possum prevented pedestrians parading and possibly passing Porsche's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:48 AM (4p0Xq)

337 Indeed. Dracula 2000. Horrible movie, but good scenery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:48 AM (zZu0s)

338 327 322 You know, I pray for Israel every day. Isn't ironic that American Jews hate us Southern Baptists more than the terrorists?
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Yep. They should have curtailed their Redneck hate but they wanted to fit into Yankee WASP society.

Posted by: Puddinhead
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and then they wonder

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2023 10:48 AM (5aQ9M)

339 328 Lazer Cohen @Lazer_Cohen 19h
You can't make this stuff up!
Token anti-Israel Jews were holding a Torah reading before a rally with Rashida Talib. Watch her drop her voice to a whisper TWICE when she awkwardly gets to the text, "to you and to your descendants will I give all these lands (Israel)..."

___

Is this the same group that went to Iran and hugged the ayatollahs? They're the Jews who think Israel is a sin or some such.

Posted by: Montec at November 20, 2023 10:49 AM (bWsRe)

340 I missed this on my initial look - the rug is wonderfully rendered. And it isn't even a major item within the painting. Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (SAX5G)

It ties the room together.

Posted by: The Dude at November 20, 2023 10:50 AM (7B5FA)

341 Lazer Cohen @Lazer_Cohen 19h
You can't make this stuff up!
Token anti-Israel Jews were holding a Torah reading before a rally with Rashida Talib. Watch her drop her voice to a whisper TWICE when she awkwardly gets to the text, "to you and to your descendants will I give all these lands (Israel)..."
---------

IS there a link?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:51 AM (4p0Xq)

342 70% of the yuuutes Hate Israel per the NBC poll.

Israel hopefully, has started plannig for the day not to far off when the US will no longer be an ally.


The sad part is that's probably also true in Israel. The Israeli left is an extra level of dumb, given they live there and can see actual Muslims shooting at them. And remember, by law they're all quad-vaxxed.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 20, 2023 10:51 AM (2ocoG)

343 Student loan forgiveness isn't about buying the college kid vote. That's baked in as Democrat and always has been.

It's buying the college graduate vote 10, 15, 20 years after they're out of college.

Posted by: Montec at November 20, 2023 10:51 AM (bWsRe)

344 There is a tiny Jewish Apocalypse sect that believes the Messiah can't return until Israel is destroyed.

They are very much in doomsday alignment with the Ayatollahs wanting the 12th Iman to appear.

IE they both are murderously nuts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:51 AM (sM/yB)

345 Is this the same group that went to Iran and hugged the ayatollahs? They're the Jews who think Israel is a sin or some such.
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Its Yankee Jews doing their impression of Roundheads and Crazy Quakers. It never dawns on them that this is how you become Cain.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 20, 2023 10:51 AM (aKh6S)

346 The Ayatollah will give him a hug before his goons launch him off a 10 story building.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 20, 2023 10:51 AM (R4t5M)

347 341 Lazer Cohen @Lazer_Cohen 19h
You can't make this stuff up!
Token anti-Israel Jews were holding a Torah reading before a rally with
Rashida Talib. Watch her drop her voice to a whisper TWICE when she awkwardly gets to the text, "to you and to your descendants will I give all these lands (Israel)..."
---------

IS there a link?

Posted by: Minnfidel
===

Something to share

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2023 10:52 AM (5aQ9M)

348 It's not even a vote-buying good idea. First is that college students are going to always support Donks overwhelmingly (only an idiot thinks that students will vote GOP in large percentages). The other thing is that it's basically a GOTV op. You already have their support, the problem is to get them to put down the bong long enough to walk over to the student union to actually fill out a ballot, Good luck with that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Which actually, is illegal. Because that isn't their permanent residence. They are only there for four months at most, before being kicked out at the end of the semester.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 10:52 AM (ZVVGW)

349 There is a tiny Jewish Apocalypse sect that believes the Messiah can't return until Israel is destroyed.

They are very much in doomsday alignment with the Ayatollahs wanting the 12th Iman to appear.

IE they both are murderously nuts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023


***
What are they, neo-Essenes?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:52 AM (J2vNu)

350 Wouldn’t pooping in public itself be illegal? Indecent exposure or some such?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 20, 2023 10:52 AM (JrojV)

351 I missed this on my initial look - the rug is wonderfully rendered. And it isn't even a major item within the painting. Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2023 09:42 AM (SAX5G)

I just went back and looked. Wow. The wall paper and room divider even. I can't fathom being able to paint that well. I am happy if I don't get any on the ceiling when I am rolling.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:52 AM (4p0Xq)

352 Well, when all is said and done the artist did real good with this painting. The detail is great. Way better than some of the shit they try to pass off as painting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 10:52 AM (VwHCD)

353 Dammit, Bers! Now I am never going to be able to look at Jolene Blaylock without seeing Pete Rose. LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Consider Colonel Saunders.

https://tinyurl.com/muhxcta7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 20, 2023 10:53 AM (FVME7)

354 Wouldn’t pooping in public itself be illegal? Indecent exposure or some such?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 20, 2023 10:52 AM

San Francisco is on line 2.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:53 AM (4p0Xq)

355
While Musk was busy launching and testing his Starship Heavy

Shit happens, man.

Posted by: Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at November 20, 2023 10:54 AM (enJYY)

356 Sponge, Berserker, and any other fans of good old fashioned rock music -- I highly recommend Wolfgang Van Halen's band Mammoth WVH. Saw them last night for the 3rd time this year. Last night was a headlining show, the previous 2 times I saw them they were opening for Alter Bridge. Wolf is a very talented guy, and he is totally doing his own thing. His band is great. They put on a really good show.

Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2023 10:54 AM (WFHMd)

357 Line #2

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:54 AM (zZu0s)

358 You "yada yada"ed the Torah?!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:46 AM (krqg6)

Those f*cking neturei Karta lunatics.

They hate Israel, and are happy to do photo ops with the mullahs in Iran.

I saw a few at a pally rally in NYC a few weeks ago and told them they suck pig cock and are fake Jews.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 10:54 AM (3Gtis)

359 Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 23h
BREAKING: Media Matters created accounts and gamed the X server to create false impressions for their article

This isn’t journalism, this is a hoax

ALX @alx 17h
BREAKING: Missouri @AGAndrewBailey is looking into possible criminal violations by Media Matters stemming from their misleading hit piece on 𝕏

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv Nov 18
Media Matters gets caught red handed with fake screenshots and manipulated data in order to interfere with X's advertising relationships. It is called Tortious interference.

Tortious interference is a common law tort allowing a claim for damages against a defendant who wrongfully interferes with the plaintiff's contractual or business relationships.

ALX @alx Nov 18
Media Matters’ screenshots show @Apple ads being served next to this content.

𝕏 tells me that they analyzed their logs, and there is no evidence that the Apple ad was served next to any of the posts in the chain. This analysis encompassed all possible placements. The sweep also analyzed posts 2 posts away

Is Media Matters using fake screenshots?
https://tinyurl.com/mezrzvaf

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 10:54 AM (krqg6)

360 Wouldn’t pooping in public itself be illegal? Indecent exposure or some such?

San Fran passed a law that requiring gays to wear clothing was oppression, so you have to serve them at a restaurant even if they're fully nude.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (2ocoG)

361 That's a nice possum. For me to poop on!

Posted by: Triumph, the insuly comic dog. at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (4p0Xq)

362 Pooping on a dead possum is not really much of a feat. Pooping on a live rattlesnake would be more of a challenge.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (991eG)

363 I saw a few at a pally rally in NYC a few weeks ago and told them they suck pig cock and are fake Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 10:54 AM (3Gtis)

So... not a fan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (zZu0s)

364 290...Out: We need immigrants to do the jobs our people won't do. And diversity is our strength

In: How dare Vlad send us more immigrants!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:36 AM (XqcwY)

Sounds like Adams and NYC.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (Rbu5d)

365 neturei Karta

Thanks CBD, couldn't remember their name.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (sM/yB)

366 Wait -- you're saying organized mass immigration is an act of war?
Of reaaaalllllly now!? How. . . insightful. Never noticed that.


Douglas Murray had a great point when he noted the people saying violence of any kind is justified on "Jewish colonizer" should consider what that means for the mass immigration to Britain/US. Do...natives from those countries also have a right to "expel the colonizers"?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:56 AM (XqcwY)

367 362 Pooping on a dead possum is not really much of a feat. Pooping on a live rattlesnake would be more of a challenge.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (991eG)

Silverback Gorilla

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:56 AM (zZu0s)

368 Joe's 81st birthday today.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM (GshMh)

369 I saw a few at a pally rally in NYC a few weeks ago and told them they suck pig cock and are fake Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 10:54 AM (3Gtis)

So... not a fan?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM

You know CBD, holding back your feelings is not healthy. You should learn to vocalize.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM (4p0Xq)

370 Florida man misheard the bear - rabbit joke.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM (4I/2K)

371 Wouldn’t pooping in public itself be illegal? Indecent exposure or some such?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 20, 2023 10:52 AM (JrojV)



Why, no. Why would you think that?

Posted by: San Francisco at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

372 Pooping on a dead possum is not really much of a feat. Pooping on a live rattlesnake would be more of a challenge.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (991eG)

Silverback Gorilla
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Honey badger with a sore tooth.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM (ZVVGW)

373 So these neturei are kinda like the Westboro assholes?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM (R4t5M)

374 Joe's 81st birthday today.

And those 81 million votes.

Are we sure both are legit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM (sM/yB)

375 Thanks CBD, couldn't remember their name.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 10:55 AM (sM/yB)

They are nutters. They believe that the Diaspora was God's punishment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 10:58 AM (3Gtis)

376 Joe's 81st birthday today.
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM

The good part for his family, they don't need to buy him anything as he has no idea it's his birthday.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:58 AM (4p0Xq)

377 >>Is Media Matters using fake screenshots?
https://tinyurl.com/mezrzvaf


Next we're gonna find out Media Matters is a partisan Leftwing organization. . .


But more seriously, glad they're taking action. Media organizations have been doing this sort of thing for a long time, and the more legal action to stop it, the better.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2023 10:58 AM (izj35)

378 I've been outdone. *kicks rocks*

Posted by: EPA Hallway Pooper at November 20, 2023 10:58 AM (4I/2K)

379 Real men crap in live crocodile mouths.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 20, 2023 10:58 AM (pohLc)

380 While Musk was busy launching and testing his Starship Heavy that other company Space X, launched Falcon 9, with 22 @Starlink satellites to orbit.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2023 10:46 AM (5aQ9M)


*scratches head*

Other company? Both of those are SpaceX programs.

This is probably some joke I don't get.

Posted by: spindrift at November 20, 2023 10:59 AM (Zdu9h)

381 Deflector shields up!

/armadillo visiting Florida

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2023 10:59 AM (991eG)

382 So these neturei are kinda like the Westboro assholes?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM (R4t5M)

I don't know the Westboro loon's philosophy other than "God hates fags," but they are the same brand of shit-stirrers who aren't truly faithful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 10:59 AM (3Gtis)

383 Joe's 81st birthday today.
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 20, 2023
*
The good part for his family, they don't need to buy him anything as he has no idea it's his birthday.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023


***
Give him something he already has from twenty years ago. He'll have forgotten it, and it'll seem brand new.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

384 While Musk was busy launching and testing his Starship Heavy that other company Space X, launched Falcon 9, with 22 @Starlink satellites to orbit.

Both of those were SpaceX launches.

Every time there's a Starship test launch I get really bored with all the idiots shrieking that its a big win for Biden because it exploded. It's pretty common in a number of fields to try something and see if it works, because that's the only true test.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 20, 2023 10:59 AM (2ocoG)

385 Joe's 81st birthday today.
Posted by: L


FML. I didn't realize I shared a birthdate with that cocksucker. FML.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 11:00 AM (ZVVGW)

386 They are nutters. They believe that the Diaspora was God's punishment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2023 10:58 AM (3Gtis)

Hadrian was not God, just a gay dictator.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 20, 2023 11:00 AM (zZu0s)

387 Joe's 81st birthday today.
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 20, 2023 10:57 AM

The good part for his family, they don't need to buy him anything as he has no idea it's his birthday.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:58 AM (4p0Xq)

Maybe something in a skeleton with a sickle?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2023 11:00 AM (VwHCD)

388 BREAKING: Media Matters created accounts and gamed the X server to create false impressions for their article

This isn’t journalism, this is a hoax

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They're just journalizing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 20, 2023 11:00 AM (FVME7)

389 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 20, 2023 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

390 Dean Ing in his book Soft Targets had a couple neturei Karta as accomplices to an Arab terrorist named Hakim of Fa'tah killing Americans in the US.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2023 11:00 AM (sM/yB)

391 Both of those were SpaceX launches.

Every time there's a Starship test launch I get really bored with all the idiots shrieking that its a big win for Biden because it exploded. It's pretty common in a number of fields to try something and see if it works, because that's the only true test.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 20, 2023 10:59 AM (2ocoG)


There's a Netflix hagiography about Musk where he states that every launch is a success even when it blows up because they learn something.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 20, 2023 11:01 AM (GbPPJ)

392 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 20, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

393 Joe's 81st birthday today.
Posted by: L

FML. I didn't realize I shared a birthdate with that cocksucker. FML.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 11:00 AM (ZVVGW)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 20, 2023 11:01 AM (WPQgM)

394 IS there a link?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2023 10:51
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https://twitter.com/Lazer_Cohen/status/
1726337109437681700

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 20, 2023 11:01 AM (ViCCR)

395
Hadrian was not God, just a gay dictator.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

_________

Steady on there, mate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2023 11:01 AM (ptU1n)

396 IS there a link?
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Sure, don't believe me!

Whole thread in Nitter:
https://tinyurl.com/4d7nfhn3

X video of the initial X tweet:
https://tinyurl.com/4x76vyhz
32 seconds; not the pretend Hassids -- female "rabbi".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 11:01 AM (krqg6)

397
I do wonder if giving Germany some heavily populated African colonies could have headed off WWI since it would have focused their energies there.

The Frogs would never have gone for the idea, at least not the idea of giving up enough of their colonial possessions to make an impact on their relations with Germany. See Morocco and the Agadir Crisis (funny thing, I just read that chapter last night in Robert Massie's book Dreadnought).

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2023 10:42 AM (XqcwY)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2023 11:01 AM (n+4am)

398 FML. I didn't realize I shared a birthdate with that cocksucker. FML.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2023 11:00 AM

ha, ha, ha! It could be worse. Happy Birthday! Hope it's a nice day for you.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 20, 2023 11:03 AM (GshMh)

399 You know CBD, holding back your feelings is not healthy. You should learn to vocalize.
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[bang! bang! bang! -- shoots pillow]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 20, 2023 11:04 AM (krqg6)

400 Elon Musk - yesterday

The split second court opens on Monday, X Corp will be filing a thermonuclear lawsuit against Media Matters and ALL those who colluded in this fraudulent attack on our companyhttps://is.gd/DcIxdL
https://nitter.net/elonmusk/status/1725771191644758037#m

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2023 11:06 AM (5aQ9M)

401 Every SpaceX SS explosion is a win for Biden because he lived long enough to see it.

Posted by: pawn at November 20, 2023 11:08 AM (QB+5g)

402 >>>X video of the initial X tweet:
https://tinyurl.com/4x76vyhz
32 seconds; not the pretend Hassids -- female "rabbi".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)

"Watch her drop her voice to a whisper TWICE when she awkwardly gets to the text, "to you and to your descendants will I give all these lands "
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Acknowledgement of their lie in real time.
Demons press them on.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2023 11:12 AM (5aQ9M)

403 Hi, Alex! Really nice to see your nic again! Hope all is well.

I was going through some old political folders on my laptop and found a Word document entitled, "Alex's Rant". To say the least, it was epic! You have such a way with words! It made me smile, for sure, as does seeing your nic again.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at November 20, 2023 12:03 PM (iODuv)

404 Not sure there's even ONE foot being kept on the floor.

Posted by: m at November 20, 2023 01:57 PM (SpRPx)

405 Once Upon a Time there was Three Bears a Great Big Papa Bear a medium size Mama Bear and Teeny Tiny Baby Bear

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 20, 2023 05:05 PM (wGqjj)

406 They are on top of the man on the man on the pedestal......

Posted by: safristi at November 21, 2023 03:09 AM (MAEtI)

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