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Kitten thumb-war.

A koala making koala noises.

Marvel movies are so ubiquitous that praying mantises are now disguising themselves as The Hulk.

Great barbecue tip for the next Moron Meet-Up.

High fashion in 1955 vs. "high fashion" in 2023.

Making a little friend.

Dog playing with its shadow.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/gKLgGZo8PK
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 15, 2023

1500 drones create a Chinese dragon in the night sky pic.twitter.com/EpKhxDgeVO
— INVENTION (@enginven) November 15, 2023

The food is mine.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/GQvgYbtTAB
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 14, 2023

The below is hard to watch, as it shows people very nearly being killed.

But from what I've seen, not only is no one killed, but I don't think anyone even suffers anything worse than a bruise or a skinned knee.

Still, violent content warning. This as close as you can come to a grisly death and still walk away from it.

Those who have guardian Angels.pic.twitter.com/9lWgtliNGG
— Figen (@TheFigen_) November 15, 2023

Also via Lida

She says she likes painting and retouching. So I assume that is a photograph at its base, but then retouched and photoshopped.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:34 PM

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1 Good evening Ace

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

2 oooh

love the moody b/w image

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 07:35 PM (1o3yd)

3 And good evening everyone
Onto the videos

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

4 Nice art, maybe loan a few to CBD ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 15, 2023 07:37 PM (tA1/w)

5 Dragon with drones is awesome, wonder how they coordinate that

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

6 the second b/w image looks AI-ish

now I'm rethinking the first one

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 07:38 PM (1o3yd)

7 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 19h
🚨#BREAKING: A Cargo Jet was forced to make a emergency landing Back to JFK Airport After a Horse Escapes From its Stall during the flight
📌#Queens | #NewYork
On Last Thursday November 9, a Boeing 747 cargo jet en route from NYC to Belgium flying 31,000 feet had to make an unexpected emergency return to JFK Airport after a horse escaped from its stall. Approximately 10 miles west of Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts, the plane had to jettison 20 tons of fuel. Throughout the flight back to JFK, the unrestrained horse posed a challenge for the crew. The pilot communicated the incident over radio, stating, "We are a cargo plane with a live animal, a horse, on board. The horse managed to escape its stall, and we need to return to New York. We are unable to secure the horse." Additionally, the pilot requested preparations for a veterinarian upon landing in NYC. The plane successfully landed back at JFK Airport.
https://tinyurl.com/4kmk7w9j
1:14 minutes audio; very loud

Clearly the aircraft was un-stable...
Posted by: Muldoon

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)

8 Evenin'

Posted by: Ex GOP at November 15, 2023 07:38 PM (qS8WV)

9 The words, I need a young priest and an old priest, come to mind looking at the top picture.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 15, 2023 07:38 PM (XV/Pl)

10 #BREAKING: A Cargo Jet was forced to make a emergency landing Back to JFK Airport After a Horse Escapes From its Stall during the flight
________

AKA... If you fucking kids don't settle down we're turning this car around and Mickey Mouse can fucking wait.

Or something similar.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 07:40 PM (Q4IgG)

11 Breaking911 @Breaking911
Colorado Hiker Who Had Been Missing Since August Found Dead With His Loyal Dog Alive by His Side

The Archuleta County Sheriff’s Office has reported the discovery of the body of 71-year-old Rich Moore from Pagosa Springs, along with his dog, who was found alive and in close proximity to his body. Moore and his canine companion had been missing since August 19, vanishing after embarking on a journey to the summit of Blackhead Peak, situated just east of Pagosa Springs.

According to a press release, a local hunter found Moore’s body in the Lower Blanco drainage basin on October 30, accompanied by his white Jack Russell terrier, ‘Finney.’

Subsequently, on the following day, members of the sheriff’s office, in collaboration with search and rescue personnel, were airlifted to the location to locate, identify, and recover Moore’s remains. Finney was also recovered and transported to a local veterinary hospital for examination and treatment. She has since been reunited with her family.

https://tinyurl.com/yc89a6kt
photo of [pre-getting lost] master and doggeh.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 07:40 PM (krqg6)

12 When you wake up, assume everything is trying to kill you.

That's how you avoid these accidents.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 07:42 PM (6VKyY)

13 Willowed, because apparently this is vital information for every white person to know:

"What is caber tossing? Somewhere in my lily white upbringing I missed that.
Posted by: Tuna"

It is the Scottish sport of picking up a telephone pole and flipping it end-over-end.

The guy who gets it to flip and fall over the closest to 12 o'clock from the start position wins.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:43 PM (ou9hh)

14 5 Dragon with drones is awesome, wonder how they coordinate that
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9

GPS and good software.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 07:43 PM (6VKyY)

15 Guardian Angel video is unbelievable, some are pure luck but some have to be a higher power looking after people

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

16 Okay, that drone-dragon is super cool

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:44 PM (ou9hh)

17 Re: koala

I make those same sounds
but, I don't have the koala-level cuteness, so...

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 07:45 PM (geLO8)

18 You get to see a lot of great Chinese construction in the almost killed video.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 07:45 PM (KLWiP)

19 The same guy that invented the inventory robots for Amazon created the software that allows drone swarms like this.

And others have turned said software into drone assassination squads.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 07:45 PM (6VKyY)

20 It appears the IDF has reposted the hospital weapons video:

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 52m
Watch as LTC (res.) Jonathan Conricus exposes the countless Hamas weapons IDF troops have uncovered in the Shifa Hospital's MRI building:

https://tinyurl.com/y5r6ynt7
6:59 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 07:46 PM (krqg6)

21 16 Okay, that drone-dragon is super cool
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:44 PM (ou9hh)

And scary when you apply military applications.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 07:46 PM (KLWiP)

22
Clearly the aircraft was un-stable...
Posted by: Muldoon

_________

They had to hoof it back to the airport.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 07:46 PM (MoZTd)

23 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 19h
🚨#BREAKING: A Cargo Jet was forced to make a emergency landing Back to JFK Airport After a Horse Escapes From its Stall during the flight
📌#Queens | #NewYork

=====

I want a drink and I want it now!

Posted by: The Horse, who may or may not be John Kerry at November 15, 2023 07:46 PM (8AONa)

24 my guardian angel prevented me from getting in a p3do's car when I was 5 years old.

I don't know if it was my angel or the voice of one of my ancestors looking out for me, but when I heard that strong NO!, I turned around and went back in the house.

we were not a religious family so i didn't know anything about God or angels. I just knew that voice was very assertive and I didn't want to get on its bad side.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 07:47 PM (1o3yd)

25
we were not a religious family so i didn't know anything about God or angels. I just knew that voice was very assertive and I didn't want to get on its bad side.
Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 07:47 PM (1o3yd)

Sounds like you've got a heavenly body guard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 07:48 PM (6VKyY)

26 That last video; Asia is basically Mad Max world.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2023 07:48 PM (wrXPz)

27 I can relate. Once several years ago I was in a crosswalk and a car came right at me at about 30mph and I had no where to go but up. So, up I went. I came down on the hood of the car, caving it in. No broken bones. A couple bruises.
Got a settlement.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 07:48 PM (MeG8a)

28 I bet Mr Ed could fly a plane.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 07:48 PM (KLWiP)

29 love the moody b/w image
Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 07:35 PM (1o3yd)

Me, too. Would be perfect with some leaves swirling around.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2023 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

30 Guardian Angel Video or alternatively...

A lot of crazy sh*t happens in Asian countries.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 15, 2023 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)

31 Really have to get to bed soon but wondering is any on line website probfrom Israel have a list with pictures of hostages missing in Gaza?

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

32 They're shooting doctors in Gaza!

Oops: BBC News Reports That the IDF Targeted Staff at Shifa Hospital

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 07:49 PM (FVME7)

33 Tonight Tim Cast is must see, Dinesh D'Souza and Julie Kelly are on tonight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 15, 2023 07:50 PM (XV/Pl)

34 Sounds like you've got a heavenly body guard.

yes, I've gotten out of some close calls. If I were a cat I'd only have about 4 lives left.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 07:50 PM (1o3yd)

35 I wonder if Koalas are good eating...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 15, 2023 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

36 "Making a little friend" very sweet.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at November 15, 2023 07:50 PM (MvF+J)

37 Thomas Bender I did think that

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

38 The Chinese drone-dragon is amazing

this kind of thing has PSYOP potential

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 07:51 PM (geLO8)

39 "this kind of thing has PSYOP potential"

Warfare potential.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at November 15, 2023 07:52 PM (MvF+J)

40 There's a guy online and Facebook he started BBQ University. Makes yummy stuff. One looks awesome is tomahawk steaks grilled on flat construction shovels,new of course but mmm looks tasty Steve Reichen

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 15, 2023 07:52 PM (bzpGj)

41 Not big but... USGS says 3.6 magnitude earthquake rattled parts of northern Illinois.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 07:52 PM (krqg6)

42 Retouching! that is the word I was looking for !

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2023 07:52 PM (V13WU)

43 Dead hiker with loyal dog..

Far Side cartoon

Lifeboat is found. Rescuers are amazed the dog is alive. In the bottom of the boat are the bones of a human.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 07:52 PM (hIXWB)

44 @37

>>Thomas Bender I did think that

There are a crap ton of cameras in the US, but you never really see these types of insane video anywhere except Asia and Russia.

Basically, anything goes in Russia.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 15, 2023 07:53 PM (XV/Pl)

45 There are a lot of cameras in Asia and Russia.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 07:53 PM (KLWiP)

46 1500 drones create a Chinese dragon in the night sky

Less impressive when you realize it was unofficial, over San Francisco, using drones with Chinese made processors. (Not really)

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 15, 2023 07:53 PM (NCgXW)

47 Not big but... USGS says 3.6 magnitude earthquake rattled parts of northern Illinois.

So the Windy City may become the Shaky City?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 07:54 PM (hIXWB)

48 Holy shit that that was major horde hive mind.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 07:54 PM (KLWiP)

49 41 That was about 50 miles south of me. I did not feel it. But my house shakes like crazy when a train goes by.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at November 15, 2023 07:54 PM (MvF+J)

50 That fashion video is interesting because neither set of models is smiling, but the the 1955 models look... solemn and mysterious, where the 2023 models look angry and miserable.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:54 PM (ou9hh)

51 I can relate. Once several years ago I was in a crosswalk and a car came right at me at about 30mph and I had no where to go but up. So, up I went. I came down on the hood of the car, caving it in. No broken bones. A couple bruises.
Got a settlement.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2023 07:48 PM (MeG8a)

When I was a teenager me and a buddy were racing by a school on a weekend and he cut in front of me turning so I couldn't cut inside. I looked up and saw a parked car in the path i was going to hit with two people inside. Time slowed down, I remember thinking "there has to be a way to live through this" making a little adjustment and hit the front full speed. the bike bounced somehow and slid, and there I was sitting by the bike on the ground with no harm to the bike, me, or the car. I just laid back and laugh and the adults came out of the car and thought I was concussed or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY)

52 re: 1950s fashion:

I watched 84 Charing Cross last nite and one of the characters wore 1950s couture. Elegant. But those women did not eat, I'm convinced. You could not pull off that look if you were bigger than a current size 5

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 07:55 PM (1o3yd)

53 Holy shit those near misses

Posted by: Pucker factor is over 9000 at November 15, 2023 07:55 PM (+pzIB)

54 " I wonder if Koalas are good eating..."

Only if you like chlamydia-flavored meat.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:55 PM (ou9hh)

55 That fashion video is interesting because neither set of models is smiling, but the the 1955 models look... solemn and mysterious, where the 2023 models look angry and miserable.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:54 PM (ou9hh)

I'd be pissed to have to wear that nonsense. Humans can't like that.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 07:56 PM (eoQWY)

56 Now imagine each of those drones had one dart...

And they drop all at once.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 07:57 PM (hIXWB)

57 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 4h
Palestinian At Hospital For Colonoscopy Not Sure About This Doctor Holding Grenade Launcher
buff.ly/46gxYFx

[great photo]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 07:57 PM (krqg6)

58 For my viewing pleasure they need to bring back Sun dresses.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 07:57 PM (KLWiP)

59 Those 'near - miss' videos are pretty stunning.

China especially is good at getting near-misses and not- so-near misses on video.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 15, 2023 07:57 PM (roH4R)

60 " Okay, that drone-dragon is super cool
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:44 PM (ou9hh)

And scary when you apply military applications.
Posted by: Drive by"

Yeah, but... imagine a dragon flying over the enemy position and dropping explosives on it.

Cool AND scary!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:57 PM (ou9hh)

61 Timcast is going to have the latest dish on the Shapiro vs Owens pissing match in two minutes.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at November 15, 2023 07:57 PM (MvF+J)

62 >> the 1955 models look... solemn and mysterious, where the 2023 models look angry and miserable.

Posted by: FeatherBlade

---

and malnourished
I hope they have sandwiches backstage for the models

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 07:58 PM (geLO8)

63 >>>A koala making koala noises.

Sounds like a congested jackass.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 15, 2023 07:58 PM (klJTj)

64 Lifeboat is found. Rescuers are amazed the dog is alive. In the bottom of the boat are the bones of a human.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 07:52 PM (hIXWB)

My fav lifeboat cartoon is a group in a lifeboat adrift. Two gaunt passengers are whispering "I don't understand it...those two are fine while the rest of us waste away". The other two are a ventriloquist and his dummy. It a Charles Addams cartoon.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

65 It was chilly this morning, and saw a gray fox curled up under a neighbor's tree, probably trying to warm itself in the sun.
I think it's the mangy one I've seen before.
Is there a mobile vet hotline for wildlife?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 07:58 PM (NYPII)

66 I want a drink and I want it now!
Posted by: The Horse, who may or may not be John Kerry at November 15, 2023 07:46 PM (8AONa)

Yeah, John Kerry.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at November 15, 2023 07:58 PM (PiwSw)

67 "I'd be pissed to have to wear that nonsense. Humans can't like that.
Posted by: Oldcat"

Seconded

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:59 PM (ou9hh)

68 I bet Mr Ed could fly a plane.
Posted by: Drive

How a Fokker DVII worked.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hgG4kGW_G9Y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 07:59 PM (FVME7)

69 Yeah, but... imagine a dragon flying over the enemy position and dropping explosives on it.

Cool AND scary!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 15, 2023 07:57 PM (ou9hh)

The MMO I play you can fly your personal SkyScale and breathe fire down on the mobs below.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 07:59 PM (eoQWY)

70 Just watchedFood is Mine,
cracking up

OK, better call it, have to be out of house little after 5.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2023 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

71 Is there a mobile vet hotline for wildlife?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 07:58 PM (NYPII)

Animal Services for the county/state usually

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

72 They're shooting doctors in Gaza!

Oops: BBC News Reports That the IDF Targeted Staff at Shifa Hospital
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
-----------
Background:
Inc.Monocle @IncMonocle
BBC issue on air apology. Given the context this falls into and the high stakes at play, it’s really not good enough.

https://tinyurl.com/yrkhw75m
32 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 08:02 PM (krqg6)

73 Is there a mobile vet hotline for wildlife?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 07:58 PM (NYPII)

Try the state division of wildlife.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2023 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

74 "Yeah, but... imagine a dragon flying over the enemy position and dropping explosives on it."

1000 drones, each with 1 or 2 lbs of HE, (total cost < $1M) swarming the bridge of an aircraft carrier (cost = a bazillion dollars.)

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at November 15, 2023 08:02 PM (MvF+J)

75 re: 1950s fashion:

I watched 84 Charing Cross last nite and one of the characters wore 1950s couture. Elegant. But those women did not eat, I'm convinced. You could not pull off that look if you were bigger than a current size 5
Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 07:55 PM (1o3yd)

Still better than the 60s, with Twiggy. Earlier models were more realistic even tho thin.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

76 Nothing cuter than a beagle puppy. Thanks for the video.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 15, 2023 08:03 PM (2NHgQ)

77 Quake center was 100 miles SW of Chicago, at 4:41 am local time ... I'm another 100 mile SW or so, slept through it.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2023 08:03 PM (Cus5s)

78 1000 drones, each with 1 or 2 lbs of HE, (total cost
Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at November 15, 2023 08:02 PM (MvF+J)

Russia already has projectors to burn out drone electronics which made most of Ukraine's drones ineffective. Drones are also short range, so the carrier escorts and aircraft should have taken out the operators before they could be launched. A 2 pound warhead isn't going to do a lot against an armored carrier deck.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:05 PM (eoQWY)

79 That's why they are in such a rush to get AI ready for taking over parts of the armed forces.

Everything will be drones. AI will control them. Take humans out of the equation.

It's literally skynet. And it's already been tested.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 08:06 PM (6VKyY)

80 Another reason to watch Timcast: they're filming remote somewhere, and the lighting is atrocious, and goodness gracious they look ugly.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at November 15, 2023 08:06 PM (MvF+J)

81 Colombia begins sterilizing hippos, first brought to the country illegally by late drug lord kingpin Pablo Escobar in the 1980s.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 08:07 PM (krqg6)

82 A kid in a boat with a shape charge took out the USS Cole.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 08:07 PM (6VKyY)

83 Luckily for Russian dashboard cameras to fight insurance fraud, they caught alot of video of that big meteorite that hit there the several years ago.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 08:09 PM (krqg6)

84 81 Colombia begins sterilizing hippos, first brought to the country illegally by late drug lord kingpin Pablo Escobar in the 1980s.
Posted by: andycanuck

'Cocaine Hippos!'

I think we've discovered a sequel to 'Cocaine Bear'!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2023 08:10 PM (wrXPz)

85 Assassin drone squads will be kit AF.

Will we see it before our country implodes?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 15, 2023 08:10 PM (wJTgt)

86 I don't know what I thought a koala sounded like, but I'm sure it wasn't anything like that.

Great videos today, as always.

Posted by: Paco at November 15, 2023 08:11 PM (njExo)

87 Lit AF.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 15, 2023 08:11 PM (wJTgt)

88 from last thread:
272 Israel should turn Gaza into a resort and theme park to rival Disney.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2023 07:36 PM (hIXWB)

Gaza had a nice resort, this before and after video shows how it has fared:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1724493213229097355

(good window on how most of northern gaza is looking now)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2023 08:11 PM (S6gqv)

89 Annoying day at work. Person who always piles a crapton of work on me complained straight to my boss that her work is not getting done fast enough.
Second time she's done that.
Complain to me first, woke masktwit.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 08:13 PM (NYPII)

90 It sounds like that koala has a dead battery.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 15, 2023 08:13 PM (PiwSw)

91 In re: the horse getting loose on the airplane, I was surprised it wasn't somebody's "support" horse.

Posted by: Paco at November 15, 2023 08:14 PM (njExo)

92 Quake center was 100 miles SW of Chicago, at 4:41 am local time ... I'm another 100 mile SW or so, slept through it.
Posted by: illiniwek

To paraphrase some supermodel, I don't get out of bed for a 3.6. I do get out of bed for a 5.7. (L.A., October, 1987)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2023 08:14 PM (KAi1n)

93 Everything will be drones. AI will control them. Take humans out of the equation.

It's literally skynet. And it's already been tested.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 08:06 PM (6VKyY)

Russia is already using drones that recognize UKR and Nato tanks and vehicles to attack a target. AI is used to "see" the tanks in cover/different angles.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:15 PM (eoQWY)

94 Guess nobody on that plane had any horse sense

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2023 08:15 PM (DyzF3)

95 To paraphrase some supermodel, I don't get out of bed for a 3.6. I do get out of bed for a 5.7. (L.A., October, 1987)
Posted by: SFGoth at

Inches or...?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 15, 2023 08:16 PM (wJTgt)

96 Quake center was 100 miles SW of Chicago, at 4:41 am local time ... I'm another 100 mile SW or so, slept through it.
Posted by: illiniwek

To paraphrase some supermodel, I don't get out of bed for a 3.6. I do get out of bed for a 5.7. (L.A., October, 1987)

The great thing about sex during the earthquake is that she'll definitely feel the earth move.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 08:16 PM (Bd6X8)

97
Still better than the 60s, with Twiggy. Earlier models were more realistic even tho thin.
Posted by: Oldcat

Twiggy was famous for being freakishly skinny. She didn't really spawn a rash of clones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

98 Colombia begins sterilizing hippos, first brought to the country illegally by late drug lord kingpin Pablo Escobar in the 1980s.
Posted by: andycanuck

I saw a documentary that said in order for a population to survive it must have at least, I've forgotten but 30 or 50 individuals. Here they say four hippos grew to a population of 80 to 100.

https://tinyurl.com/h6yd9uck

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 08:18 PM (FVME7)

99 There better be some drone jamming goin on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

100 Twiggy was famous for being freakishly skinny. She didn't really spawn a rash of clones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

They tried, they tried.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:19 PM (eoQWY)

101 Colombia has been worrying about what to do with those hippos for twenty years, they originally thought fences would work.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 08:19 PM (D7oie)

102 Colombia has been worrying about what to do with those hippos for twenty years, they originally thought fences would work.
Posted by: Kindltot

Barbacoa.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 15, 2023 08:20 PM (R4t5M)

103 Steven Chase @stevenchase 3h
Exchange between California Gov. Gavin Newsom + PM Justin Trudeau in San Francisco today as Mr. Trudeau showed him Golden Gate Bridge socks gifted to him by Newsom last year.

“You’re still doing those socks,” Mr. Newsom said.

“Have you ever been caught with black socks on?”

Alan Fryer @alanfryermedia 2h
Yesterday he was falsely accusing a democratic ally of committing war crimes. Then he was chased around Vancouver by a mob of pro-Hamas activists. Today he's back to doing what he knows best.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 08:20 PM (krqg6)

104 55. I'd be pissed to have to wear that nonsense. Humans can't like that. Oldcat

Does anybody besides the models ever wear this crap? I swear, I've never seen people dressed like this in public (except for maybe Halloween; and you might see one or two people in the Dupont Circle are of Washington D.C. similarly attired, but generally, no).

Posted by: Paco at November 15, 2023 08:20 PM (njExo)

105 Twiggy was famous for being freakishly skinny. She didn't really spawn a rash of clones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Absolutely not!

Posted by: Dr. Moreau at November 15, 2023 08:21 PM (4Winp)

106 Joe speaks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

107
Twiggy had a cameo in The Blues Brothers and looked pretty hot. Now she's Dame Lesley Lawson.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 08:21 PM (MoZTd)

108 Russia is already using drones that recognize UKR and Nato tanks and vehicles to attack a target. AI is used to "see" the tanks in cover/different angles.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:15 PM (eoQWY)

Ours can identify palm trees and stairs!

Posted by: Google Captcha at November 15, 2023 08:21 PM (D7oie)

109 >Twiggy had a cameo in The Blues Brothers and looked pretty hot.

when she got older she gained some weight, and looked like a person

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 08:23 PM (geLO8)

110 Colombia begins sterilizing hippos, first brought to the country illegally by late drug lord kingpin Pablo Escobar in the 1980s.
Posted by: andycanuck

Coke hippo > coke bear

Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2023 08:23 PM (KAi1n)

111 Netflix is getting a black guy to play General Hannibal but I don't care cuz it's Denzel Washington

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Hannibal was North African, Carthaginian, so that doesn't bother me a bit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 08:24 PM (FVME7)

112 Biden yapping about his meeting with XI.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 08:24 PM (NpAcC)

113 “You’re still doing those socks,” Mr. Newsom said.

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Socks?

Patrick Mahomes says he's worn the same pair of underwear to every single NFL game he's played in and "can't wash them" when he's "on a hot streak"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 08:26 PM (FVME7)

114 If you had a really good guardian angel you wouldn't have to jump at all.

Those were obviously amateurs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 08:27 PM (hiMh5)

115 Today he's back to doing what he knows best.
Posted by: andycanuck

Wearing blackface?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2023 08:27 PM (KAi1n)

116 >Patrick Mahomes says he's worn the same pair of underwear to every single NFL game he's played in and "can't wash them" when he's "on a hot streak"

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that's gross and unhealthy

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 08:28 PM (geLO8)

117 Guardian Angels vid is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2023 08:29 PM (hguOw)

118 >>Biden yapping about his meeting with XI.

Posted by: redridinghood

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so you're saying, Biden remembers it happening

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 08:29 PM (geLO8)

119 Pot roast success. Gravy smoother than baby grease. Should have just done plain mashed 'taters, tho.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:30 PM (IG4Id)

120 Back the bus up!

Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann
NEW: @NikkiHaley campaign tells me she believes “Americans have a right to free speech including having anonymous accounts on social media”
She doesn’t support letting foreign bad actors “create anonymous accounts to spread chaos and anti-American filth among our people.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 08:30 PM (FVME7)

121 Damn, thats one hillbilly rotisserie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2023 08:32 PM (VwHCD)

122 RE: Mahomes "can't wash them when he's on a hot streak"

He's almost ALWAYS on a hot streak. Eww.

Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 15, 2023 08:33 PM (NLIak)

123 She doesn’t support letting foreign bad actors “create anonymous accounts to spread chaos and anti-American filth among our people.”
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Anything about the FBI and CIA creating bot accounts to attack American speech they don't like??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 08:33 PM (krqg6)

124 Oh, where to start with this one?

@JackPosobiec 5m
All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:34 PM (IG4Id)

125
Had some shrimp sauteed in a pineapple-coconut-mango-tequila sauce we were induced into buying. Damn, that was good!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 08:35 PM (MoZTd)

126 Hannibal was North African, Carthaginian, so that doesn't bother me a bit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

North Africans are like any other Mediterranean people. You know, white.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:36 PM (IG4Id)

127 so you're saying, Biden remembers it happening
Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 08:29 PM (geLO

*****
He's reading what they told him happened

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 08:36 PM (NpAcC)

128 106 Joe speaks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

Joe said, "he woke up dead!"

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2023 08:36 PM (5fDan)

129 Yesterday he was falsely accusing a democratic ally of committing war crimes. Then he was chased around Vancouver by a mob of pro-Hamas activists. Today he's back to doing what he knows best.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 08:20 PM (krqg6)

++++

Blowjobs?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 15, 2023 08:36 PM (klJTj)

130 He's almost ALWAYS on a hot streak. Eww.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 15, 2023 08:33 PM (NLIak)

It probably re-defines "hot streak"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 08:36 PM (D7oie)

131
All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit
Posted by: weft cut-loop

_________

Those Louis Vuitton space tool bags are pricey too!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

132 You just tell that co-worker "wait till you see how long it takes when I'm gone". That's the way things are where I work.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 15, 2023 08:38 PM (t0dV9)

133 They're shooting doctors in Gaza!

Oops: BBC News Reports That the IDF Targeted Staff at Shifa Hospital
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 07:49 PM (FVME7)

Anyone who thinks the staff at that hospital are not Hamas, or Hamas-controlled probably also believes in the Tooth Fairy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 08:38 PM (kpwog)

134 •Xi sighs •
‘We own this guy’

Posted by: Redenzo at November 15, 2023 08:38 PM (V/pbu)

135 I am in the worst financial situation of my life but people in town are reaching out to me to help
The only thing worst than financial stress is asking for help.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 15, 2023 08:39 PM (5fvX2)

136 135

You will get through this time.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 15, 2023 08:41 PM (roH4R)

137 You have to learn to accept help. The older you get, the more you will need it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 15, 2023 08:42 PM (t0dV9)

138 I got the oil changed in the car. Dropped it off early and the local transit picked me up and took me home. Got me at 11 and took me back to get the car. $2 for the roundtrip. If I get where I can't drive, this will work.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 15, 2023 08:45 PM (t0dV9)

139 My coworker that lost hi

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 15, 2023 08:46 PM (t0dV9)

140 Gloating's not a sin, right?

@greg_price11 8m
🚨BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

All hell has broke loose.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:46 PM (IG4Id)

141 Hannibal was North African, Carthaginian, so that doesn't bother me a bit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

North Africans are like any other Mediterranean people. You know, white.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:36 PM (IG4Id)

By their legends they came from Phoenicia in the Levant to sail to Tunisia. While not race obsessed, I'm sure if he were Nubian-black the histories would have mentioned it. When he was defeated and exiled he fled to Asia Minor and the Greek cities there, not inner Africa.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:47 PM (eoQWY)

142 Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 15, 2023 08:39 PM
*****
Sending prayers your way.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 08:47 PM (NpAcC)

143 Try again

My coworker that lost his job hasn't applied for unemployment and figures he's got enough money for 7-8 months. Figures he will have to take a job pumping gas but hasn't applied. You can't help someone that isn't trying.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 15, 2023 08:48 PM (t0dV9)

144 7A Cargo Jet was forced to make a emergency landing Back to JFK Airport After a Horse Escapes From its Stall during the flight

Clearly the aircraft was un-stable...
Posted by: Muldoon

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)

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From the comments in the Morning Report:

That's a good one. We can always count on you to harness the power of pun.

Posted by: fd at November 15, 2023 08:37 AM (vFG9F)
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Yes but sometimes he has to be reined in otherwise he'll get the bit between his teeth and go punish.

Posted by: Ciampino - On being calld he trotted up like a good boy at November 15, 2023 08:49 PM (qfLjt)

145 When he was defeated and exiled he fled to Asia Minor and the Greek cities there, not inner Africa.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:47 PM (eoQWY)

They have under-age Asians there? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 08:49 PM (kpwog)

146 By their legends they came from Phoenicia in the Levant to sail to Tunisia. While not race obsessed, I'm sure if he were Nubian-black the histories would have mentioned it. When he was defeated and exiled he fled to Asia Minor and the Greek cities there, not inner Africa.
Posted by: Oldcat

Also, at the time you could sail anywhere in the Med within 4 days. Getting to or from sub-saharan Africa would take you weeks, if not months.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:50 PM (IG4Id)

147 The Guardian Angels video is amazing.

Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2023 08:51 PM (n3DL0)

148 RNC Research
@RNCResearch

1m
BIDEN: "I think the pause that the Israelis have agreed to is down to— I'm getting too much detail. I know, Mr. Secretary, I'm gonna stop."

https://tinyurl.com/ycyduhnt

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 08:52 PM (NpAcC)

149 North Africans are like any other Mediterranean people. You know, white.

i know a couple Tunisian women, one light complected, the other with more Middle Eastern kind of coloring. The one with the darker skin is really pretty. I also knew an Algerian girl, she had the deep olive skin as well. But none of them were Nubian looking. The light skinned woman looked like she could have come from Croatia.

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 08:52 PM (1o3yd)

150 Willowed, because apparently this is vital information for every white person to know:
"What is caber tossing? Somewhere in my lily white upbringing I missed that.
Posted by: Tuna"

It is the Scottish sport of picking up a telephone pole and flipping it end-over-end.
The guy who gets it to flip and fall over the closest to 12 o'clock from the start position wins.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

1) Pub darts
2) Whisky
3) "That's not a knife, this is a knife!"
4) .....time passes.....
5) Caber tossing

Posted by: macmikeski at November 15, 2023 08:53 PM (DgGvY)

151 140

'All hell has broke loose.'
If history is a guide, the rioters will be the DNC in 10 years or less.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 15, 2023 08:53 PM (roH4R)

152 By their legends they came from Phoenicia in the Levant to sail to Tunisia. While not race obsessed, I'm sure if he were Nubian-black the histories would have mentioned it. When he was defeated and exiled he fled to Asia Minor and the Greek cities there, not inner Africa.
Posted by: Oldcat

Also, at the time you could sail anywhere in the Med within 4 days. Getting to or from sub-saharan Africa would take you weeks, if not months.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:50 PM (IG4Id)

And it would have gotten him away from the Romans. They eventually found out where he was and annoyed the nation he was sheltering enough that Hannibal killed himself rather than go into Roman custody.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:54 PM (eoQWY)

153 141 Hannibal was North African, Carthaginian, so that doesn't bother me a bit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

North Africans are like any other Mediterranean people. You know, white.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:36 PM (IG4Id)

By their legends they came from Phoenicia in the Levant to sail to Tunisia. While not race obsessed, I'm sure if he were Nubian-black the histories would have mentioned it. When he was defeated and exiled he fled to Asia Minor and the Greek cities there, not inner Africa.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2023 08:47 PM (eoQWY)

The Phoenicians were a type of Canaanite, and we see a corresponding pantheon, such as Baal, and the human sacrifices that went along with it.

The area with blacks that had the most contact at that time was south of Egypt, in East Africa.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2023 08:55 PM (eYoxG)

154 Muh Democracy.

Mike Pompeo appointed to board of Ukraine telecom giant.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 15, 2023 08:55 PM (wJTgt)

155 All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:46 PM (IG4Id)
*****
RAWSALERTS posted this -

https://tinyurl.com/94yff9v5

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 08:57 PM (NpAcC)

156 Mike Pompeo appointed to board of Ukraine telecom giant.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 15, 2023 08:55 PM (wJTgt)

He licks the end of the string, so the other guy can thread it through the hole in the bottom of the tin can?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2023 08:57 PM (kpwog)

157 19 The same guy that invented the inventory robots for Amazon created the software that allows drone swarms like this.

And others have turned said software into drone assassination squads.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 07:45 PM (6VKyY)

One of them is married to my ex sister-in-law.
Total commie.

Posted by: Reforger at November 15, 2023 08:58 PM (B705c)

158 154 Muh Democracy.

Mike Pompeo appointed to board of Ukraine telecom giant.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 15, 2023 08:55 PM (wJTgt)

Hmmm... so Ukes think Trump is going to win? Hedging their bets?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 08:58 PM (xaFKb)

159 Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:46 PM (IG4Id)

eople gettin' thrown down the stairs!:

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2023 08:59 PM (1o3yd)

160 Remember the Beverly Hillbillies episode where granny thought a hippo was a huge pig and had chalked out the cuts of meat directly on the hippo.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 08:59 PM (KLWiP)

161 @greg_price11 8m
🚨BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Looking for the down side and not seeing any.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 08:59 PM (dhhKu)

162 off, PedoBiden sock

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 08:59 PM (kpwog)

163 155 All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:46 PM (IG4Id)
*****
RAWSALERTS posted this -

https://tinyurl.com/94yff9v5
Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 08:57 PM (NpAcC)

Whitehouse? Congress? Let them protest...

DNC Headquarters? ARREST THEM ALL!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 09:00 PM (xaFKb)

164 Oh, where to start with this one?
@JackPosobiec 5m
All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I'll start here: Headline writing should be concise. Why is "accidentally" in that sentence? Do people intentionally lose bags of tools all the time?

NASA spends enough money to get them into orbit, but they have to share a single tool bag on spacewalks? It probably still has an $800 hammer in it, though.

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

165 Remember the Beverly Hillbillies episode where granny thought a hippo was a huge pig and had chalked out the cuts of meat directly on the hippo.
Posted by: Drive by

Stacey Abrams hardest hit.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 09:01 PM (dhhKu)

166 Cargo Jet was forced to make a emergency landing Back to JFK Airport After a Horse Escapes From its Stall during the flight

Clearly the aircraft was un-stable...
Posted by: Muldoon

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 15, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)
***

Cargo Air 12, this is New York Center, understand you are declaring an emergency. Contact JFK tower at 119.1. All traffic is being cleared. Paw your hoof three time if you understand.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:01 PM (uSHSS)

167 Oh, where to start with this one?

@JackPosobiec 5m
All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:34 PM (IG4Id)

At least there’s no parallel parking in space.

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2023 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

168 It probably still has an $800 hammer in it, though.
Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

And a rhinestone-studded toilet seat. You need them to be very grippy in a micro-gravity environment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 09:02 PM (kpwog)

169 NASA spends enough money to get them into orbit, but they have to share a single tool bag on spacewalks? It probably still has an $800 hammer in it, though.

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

And my favorite lipstick!

Posted by: Female Asstronut at November 15, 2023 09:02 PM (SYTee)

170 All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit
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I'll start here: Headline writing should be concise. Why is "accidentally" in that sentence?

For that matter, what information does "in orbit" add? Where else would one spacewalk?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2023 09:02 PM (nfrXX)

171
All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

But the election is still a year in the future.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 09:02 PM (63Dwl)

172 The thing I don't get about the space toolbag is, why wasn't it tethered to one of the astronauts, or even to the space station itself, while they were working outside

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 09:02 PM (geLO8)

173 I would be devastated if I lost my bag like that.

I can't live without my hot sauce.

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2023 09:04 PM (SYTee)

174 the toolbag has its own orbit now

til re-entry, eventually

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 09:04 PM (geLO8)

175 greg_price11 8m
🚨BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Looking for the down side and not seeing any.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 08:59 PM (dhhKu)

Yep. And Hitler cheers from hell

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2023 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

176 The thing I don't get about the space toolbag is, why wasn't it tethered to one of the astronauts, or even to the space station itself, while they were working outside
Posted by: DB -

I got this one...

Posted by: Izzy Newton at November 15, 2023 09:04 PM (IG4Id)

177 🚨BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Looking for the down side and not seeing any.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 08:59 PM (dhhKu)
***
Tear gas? Night sticks? Heavy duty flashlights being used?
Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:04 PM (uSHSS)

178 It probably still has an $800 hammer in it, though.

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

Surrounded by $99,200.00 worth of other tools.

Posted by: Reforger at November 15, 2023 09:05 PM (B705c)

179 Thanks, Ace. Lida is so talented, always enjoy her work. Off to watch a World on Fire episode. A good evening to all.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at November 15, 2023 09:05 PM (GshMh)

180 NEW: @NikkiHaley campaign tells me she believes “Americans have a right to free speech including having anonymous accounts on social media”
She doesn’t support letting foreign bad actors “create anonymous accounts to spread chaos and anti-American filth among our people.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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And the way that works is by requiring digital ID, and then after signing up with your name, SS#, etc. you post using your permanently-assigned nickname tied to your real information.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:06 PM (DxFDO)

181 Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

And WaPo writers are probably on a zoom call right now trying to figure out how to make it Trump's fault.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2023 09:06 PM (nfrXX)

182 177 🚨BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Looking for the down side and not seeing any.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 08:59 PM (dhhKu)
***
Tear gas? Night sticks? Heavy duty flashlights being used?
Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:04 PM (uSHSS)

Use The Hose!

Jeez Louise, It ain't rocket surgery!

Posted by: Jame Gumb at November 15, 2023 09:06 PM (SYTee)

183 Tear gas? Night sticks? Heavy duty flashlights being used?
Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Diogenes

Unforts, just really shitting detaining methods. (I'm not sure whether or not I want cops to learn some Krav at this point, but still... )

Posted by: Izzy Newton at November 15, 2023 09:08 PM (IG4Id)

184 >Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

All hell has broke loose.

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Leave them in there. Turn out the lights. Close the building. Go home.

Re-open next Monday.

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 09:09 PM (geLO8)

185 All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit
----------
I'll start here: Headline writing should be concise. Why is "accidentally" in that sentence?

For that matter, what information does "in orbit" add? Where else would one spacewalk?

Posted by: Oddbob

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Probably 40%+ of the country would assume it was some sort of dance or dance squad. "In orbit" is likely a desperate attempt to try and associate SOMETHING with outer space in their minds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:11 PM (DxFDO)

186 Leave them in there. Turn out the lights. Close the building. Go home.

Re-open next Monday.
Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 09:09 PM (geLO

Lock them in. Burn down the building. Not as if there is anything useful done there, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 09:11 PM (kpwog)

187 Speaking of proper crowd control, this one:

twitter.com/joseph_fash/status/1724623643383079305

Posted by: Izzy Newton at November 15, 2023 09:12 PM (IG4Id)

188 Unforts, just really shitting detaining methods. (I'm not sure whether or not I want cops to learn some Krav at this point, but still... )
Posted by: Izzy Newton at November 15, 2023 09:08 PM (IG4Id)

Business Opportunity!!!

Find a bit of technology that blanks out phone cameras and sell it to the police.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:14 PM (uSHSS)

189 “All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit.”

They were on their way to Jupiter?

Posted by: College of Knowledge at November 15, 2023 09:15 PM (o/z0H)

190 🚨BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.
All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Sounds kinda insurrectiony.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 09:17 PM (FVME7)

191 91 In re: the horse getting loose on the airplane, I was surprised it wasn't somebody's "support" horse.

Posted by: Paco at November 15, 2023 08:14 PM (njExo)
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Cargo plane

Posted by: Ciampino - On being calld he trotted up like a good boy. at November 15, 2023 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

192
BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.
All hell has broke loose.

__________

I'm sure this will be blaring from every national news broadcast tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 09:19 PM (MoZTd)

193 Hey...Hallmark and Ovation Networks...Fu*k You!
Just FU*K YOU!!!
I'm sick of the bullshit aclu ad. They can piss up a rope.
And you can take the old wrinkled Russian Jewish lady digging pitiful little potatoes with her bare hands lest she starve commercial that begs for money, and kiss my ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:20 PM (uSHSS)

194 “All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit.”

-

It would suck to be one of the guys up there or in the command center.

NO ONE is allowed to laugh or make fun of this. People who weren't the women to literally lose the only tools on the mission will be fired, while the women will be celebrated and promoted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:20 PM (DxFDO)

195 BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

All hell has broke loose.

They always return to the same spot to spawn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 09:20 PM (Bd6X8)

196 Has Hallmark started their Gay Christmas movies already?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:21 PM (DxFDO)

197 “All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit.”

They were on their way to Jupiter?

*awaits inevitable Uranus joke*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 09:22 PM (I/Qkd)

198 79 That's why they are in such a rush to get AI ready for taking over parts of the armed forces.

Everything will be drones. AI will control them. Take humans out of the equation.

It's literally skynet. And it's already been tested.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2023 08:06 PM (6VKyY)
----
SkynetUSA vs SkynetRUS

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm a queen so don't call me a drone at November 15, 2023 09:23 PM (qfLjt)

199 Has Hallmark started their Gay Christmas movies already?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:21 PM (DxFDO)

The day after Halloween. And for the record, Mrs D watches. But even she has had enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:23 PM (uSHSS)

200 How do you drop a tool bag when there's no gravity?

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 09:24 PM (SYTee)

201 HAHAAHA!

Congressman Brad Sherman
@BradSherman
Was just evacuated from the #DNC after pro-terrorist, anti-#Israel protestors grew violent, pepper spraying police officers and attempting to break into the building.

Thankful to the police officers who stopped them and for helping me and my colleagues get out safely. (1/2)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 09:25 PM (IG4Id)

202 94 Guess nobody on that plane had any horse sense

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2023 08:15 PM (DyzF3)
----
No horse-whisperer on board.

Posted by: Ciampino - Pilot to bowser driver: Filly her up. at November 15, 2023 09:25 PM (qfLjt)

203 SkynetUSA vs SkynetRUS

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm a queen so don't call me a drone

Colossus vs Guardian?

Posted by: Retief at November 15, 2023 09:25 PM (J8zKO)

204
People who weren't the women to literally lose the only tools on the mission will be fired, while the women will be celebrated and promoted.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged

____________

The Phases of a Research Project

Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for victims
Massacre of the innocent
Raises and promotions for management

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 09:26 PM (MoZTd)

205 The day after Halloween. And for the record, Mrs D watches. But even she has had enough.

Posted by: Diogenes

--

There was a time maybe 10-15 years ago when they were almost charming. I'd laugh at my wife, but I fully appreciated the market for cheap romantic movies played all the time during Christmas.

I don't think my wife is even watching them that much any more. Jumping the shark or whatever. You see it all the time with things and I don't know how to avoid it*, but you can't recreate campy charm. When you try it becomes horrible.

* Not have gay dudes is a start, because there is only about 0.5% of the population that has any interest in seeing that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:26 PM (DxFDO)

206 Everything will be drones. AI will control them. Take humans out of the equation.

It's literally skynet. And it's already been tested.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
----
SkynetUSA vs SkynetRUS
Posted by: Ciampino

Didn't we preview this already vis-a-vie - Colossus vs. Guardian?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 09:26 PM (dhhKu)

207 193 Hey...Hallmark and Ovation Networks...Fu*k You!
Just FU*K YOU!!!
I'm sick of the bullshit aclu ad. They can piss up a rope.
And you can take the old wrinkled Russian Jewish lady digging pitiful little potatoes with her bare hands lest she starve commercial that begs for money, and kiss my ass.
Posted by: Diogenes

Dude. You're watching the Hallmark channel?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 15, 2023 09:26 PM (cGfPY)

208 Hordemind, Tonypete!

Posted by: Retief at November 15, 2023 09:28 PM (J8zKO)

209 You know, it would probably be interesting to know what percentage of Hallmark's viewers are gay dudes, simply because "it's what women (we hate) do" or whatever.

I wouldn't be surprised if that's part of the motivation to try and add The Gay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:28 PM (DxFDO)

210 “All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit.”

You left it out there!
No! You did!
No I didn't. You didn't secure it.
Not my job!
You bitch!
You ho!
You fire your own retro rockets. I'm not doing it!

Houston, we have a problem.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:28 PM (uSHSS)

211 Too slow I see. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 09:28 PM (dhhKu)

212 >How do you drop a tool bag when there's no gravity?

Posted by: davidt

oh there's gravity
that toolbag is falling, it's just gonna go around the planet a bunch of times as it very slowly falls into the atmosphere and becomes a meteor for a second or two

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 09:29 PM (geLO8)

213 Idea for a new "channel". Shit production quality to save on cost, no name "stars," and blatant pro-America heterosexual friendly story lines.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 09:29 PM (Bd6X8)

214 oh there's gravity
that toolbag is falling, it's just gonna go around the planet a bunch of times as it very slowly falls into the atmosphere and becomes a meteor for a second or two
Posted by: DB

How would that be affected if one pushed it towards Earf?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 09:30 PM (dhhKu)

215 The Phases of a Research Project

Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for victims
Massacre of the innocent
Raises and promotions for management

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

-

This is knowledge from a true Man of Science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:30 PM (DxFDO)

216 Dude. You're watching the Hallmark channel?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 15, 2023 09:26 PM (cGfPY)

Mrs D.
I'm just sitting here trying to come up with something witty to say.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:31 PM (uSHSS)

217
I wouldn't be surprised if that's part of the motivation to try and add The Gay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:28 PM (DxFDO)

^^No I don't think it is from within Hallmark. The gheys made a stink about not being represented (not that they watch) and so the Channel caved.

Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2023 09:31 PM (n3DL0)

218 Dude. You're watching the Hallmark channel?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 15, 2023 09:26 PM (cGfPY)

Even my wife who watched Hallmark from Thanksgiving to New Year's day is not watching it this year. She has a couple of favorites she watches on YouTube from time to time

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 09:32 PM (D7oie)

219 Idea for a new "channel". Shit production quality to save on cost, no name "stars," and blatant pro-America heterosexual friendly story lines.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

-

I think there's absolutely a market for that sort of thing. There are tons of youtube homages (fanfiction, maybe) to shows, and recently ace linked a multimillion dollar movie that was apparently a star wars story with all they copyright stuff removed so they could just make an interesting story.

Decent writing, decent acting, etc. and people would watch. Heck, lots of people would watch simply for the MST3K element of laughing at effects or plot failures, but I bet it would do fine.

I just realized: I guess that's what youtube does, though. Those folks can make that stuff individually and get money that way without having all the go-betweens.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:34 PM (DxFDO)

220 I'm just sitting here trying to come up with something witty to say.

-

Grade the different actresses on their looks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:35 PM (DxFDO)

221 Idea for a new "channel". Shit production quality to save on cost, no name "stars," and blatant pro-America heterosexual friendly story lines.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 09:29 PM (Bd6X

Talk to Daily Wire. They might try it. You know, I think Candace Owens should head that project.

Posted by: Google Captcha at November 15, 2023 09:35 PM (D7oie)

222 well if you were to actually throw a toolbag at the planet, it would probably-

you know, I never really studied orbital mechanics so I have to pass on this one

Posted by: DB - at November 15, 2023 09:36 PM (geLO8)

223 Even my wife who watched Hallmark from Thanksgiving to New Year's day is not watching it this year. She has a couple of favorites she watches on YouTube from time to time
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 09:32 PM (D7oie)

Yeah. I'm doing my best to skip it all and moving straight to St Paddy's Day. Redbreast 15 year!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:36 PM (uSHSS)

224 The Phases of a Research Project

Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for victims
Massacre of the innocent
Raises and promotions for management
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 09:26 PM (MoZTd)

Shorter version:

Blow entire budget on hookers and blow.
Shift blame and attack.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2023 09:37 PM (Wfa6X)

225 I'm watching "Hardcore Pawn"

What a train wreck. I'm fascinated.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 15, 2023 09:37 PM (xK2Dd)

226 Moar insurrectiony goodness:

twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1724961028906107159

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 09:38 PM (IG4Id)

227 I just realized: I guess that's what youtube does, though. Those folks can make that stuff individually and get money that way without having all the go-betweens.

I've never seen a YouTube "show." I've seen content on lots of channels, but nothing with actors doing an independent storyline that wasn't a fan film of some sort.

But then, I haven't exactly been looking for anything like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 09:38 PM (Bd6X8)

228 Talk to Daily Wire. They might try it. You know, I think Candace Owens should head that project.
Posted by: Google Captcha at November 15, 2023 09:35 PM (D7oie)

I think Candace should go suck a lemon. Let's see, she's black, and she hates Joos. But, she's black, and a woman, so.....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2023 09:38 PM (Wfa6X)

229 @greg_price11 8m
🚨BREAKING: Police officers are literally pulling a mob of far left, pro-Hamas lunatics away from the door to the Democrat National Committee headquarters in DC tonight.

All hell has broke loose.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

INDICT TRUMP!!!

-DNC

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2023 09:39 PM (7Vi0c)

230 well if you were to actually throw a toolbag at the planet, it would probably-

you know, I never really studied orbital mechanics so I have to pass on this one

Posted by: DB

--

Depending on your pink squishy bits you could eventually blame it on the male astronauts for making you drop it or not telling you not to drop it or forgetting to tell you to not to drop it or...

Next stop: SPACE COMMANDER

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:39 PM (DxFDO)

231 All hell has broke loose.

They always return to the same spot to spawn.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 09:20 PM (Bd6X

***********
ALX 🇺🇸
@alx

🍿🍿🍿

https://tinyurl.com/49x5kjpu

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2023 09:39 PM (NpAcC)

232 Grade the different actresses on their looks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:35 PM (DxFDO)

Dang! Ace could do a whole thread on this. Maybe get Joe Mannix (NAC) to do the images?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:39 PM (uSHSS)

233 Talk to Daily Wire. They might try it. You know, I think Candace Owens should head that project.

No, I don't want to sit there and drive social media engagement all day or risk losing pay.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 09:40 PM (Bd6X8)

234 How do you drop a tool bag when there's no gravity?
Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 09:24 PM

The 'vertical' vector of gravity is still there, and you are 'falling'. It's just that you have added a 'horizontal vector which scoots you far enough that you remain the same distance from the surface of the planet, which is generally an oblate spheroid.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at November 15, 2023 09:40 PM (a3Q+t)

235 I've never seen a YouTube "show." I've seen content on lots of channels, but nothing with actors doing an independent storyline that wasn't a fan film of some sort.

But then, I haven't exactly been looking for anything like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

--

There are some pretty impressive ones out there. Some are genuine channels. A sci-fi one comes to mind. Dust, maybe?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:40 PM (DxFDO)

236 weft cut-loop,
I'm loving your posts. More. More.

Posted by: Wenda at November 15, 2023 09:40 PM (1MfV9)

237 I just realized: I guess that's what youtube does, though. Those folks can make that stuff individually and get money that way without having all the go-betweens.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:34 PM (DxFDO)

One of the meta jokes in Snowcrash was that one of the characters was a nuclear power because he had his own nuke in the sidecar of his motorcycle, but that is the sort of decentralization that tech allows.
There are Vlogs about gardening that are better production quality than, say, Starsky and Hutch, that cost about the cost of a used Corolla for the equipment
One day this is all going to break, and then nothing will be the same.

Posted by: Google Captcha at November 15, 2023 09:41 PM (D7oie)

238 Even my wife who watched Hallmark from Thanksgiving to New Year's day

That sounds...uh...painful.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2023 09:41 PM (V8he0)

239 Moar insurrectiony goodness:

twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1724961028906107159

I very much doubt that the charming woman shouting "F*** you!" at the cops could find Israel on a map. Or the Mediterranean for that matter.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 15, 2023 09:41 PM (I/Qkd)

240 "The 'vertical' vector of gravity is still there, and you are 'falling'. It's just that you have added a 'horizontal vector which scoots you far enough that you remain the same distance from the surface of the planet, which is generally an oblate spheroid."

Competing acceleration.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 09:41 PM (SYTee)

241 weft cut-loop,
I'm loving your posts. More. More.
Posted by: Wenda

I live to serve:
twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1724973622442225723

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 09:41 PM (IG4Id)

242 > The Phases of a Research Project

Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for victims
Massacre of the innocent
Raises and promotions for management
________________
I worked as a Program Manager for the US Army. Two recruitment and retention systems for enlisted and officers.

It was all pretty much disillusionment and promotions for management. Periodic panic. Mostly stupidity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 09:42 PM (Q4IgG)

243 167 Oh, where to start with this one?

@JackPosobiec 5m
All-female spacewalk team accidentally loses their tool bag in orbit
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 08:34 PM (IG4Id)

At least there’s no parallel parking in space.

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2023 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

A a former NASA employee at JSC in Houston, I can assure you the expense and bother of making and sending replacement tools is a trivial expense in NASA's bloated annual International Space Station (ISS) budget, so it's no big deal in the overall scheme of things. Also, NASA managers will continue to assign all-female spacewalk (EVA) teams even if they accomplish nothing and lose all their equipment overboard. Diversity! Women can do anything a man can do! History-making history!

I can also assure you that whoever lost the tool bag overboard, if it was her fault, will be remembered by ISS and Astronaut Office managers and she greatly reduced her chances to be sent out on another EVA on her next (if ever) expedition to ISS.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2023 09:42 PM (5fDan)

244 226 Moar insurrectiony goodness:

twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1724961028906107159
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 09:38 PM (IG4Id)

I once more note... protest at the Whitehouse? OK, Capital? Cool...

But if you try to protest against the folks who actually run the country.... MASS ARRESTS... ie, can't protest at DNC headquarters.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 09:43 PM (xaFKb)

245 Grade the different actresses on their looks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:35 PM

"WNB, WNB, WNB, WNB, WNB, WNB, WNB, WNB, WNB."
-- TJM

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at November 15, 2023 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)

246 The Horde linked this short and funny one not too long ago:

Time Travel

https://tinyurl.com/yudqmvta

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:43 PM (DxFDO)

247 166
Cargo Air 12, this is New York Center, understand you are declaring an emergency. Contact JFK tower at 119.1. All traffic is being cleared. Paw your hoof three time if you understand.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:01 PM (uSHSS)
----
No silly, we use coconut shells.

Posted by: King Arthur at November 15, 2023 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

248 I keep watching it over and over!

Posted by: Wenda at November 15, 2023 09:44 PM (1MfV9)

249 But if you try to protest against the folks who actually run the country.... MASS ARRESTS... ie, can't protest at DNC headquarters.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 09:43 PM (xaFKb)

I wonder if this was at the RNC, would the police even show up?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:46 PM (uSHSS)

250 >Moore and his canine companion had been missing since August 19

https://youtu.be/AK3PWHxoT_E?si=6c9v7WftZEWxVqyq

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2023 09:47 PM (ybIRR)

251 I've never seen a YouTube "show." I've seen content on lots of channels, but nothing with actors doing an independent storyline that wasn't a fan film of some sort.

But then, I haven't exactly been looking for anything like that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 09:38 PM (Bd6X

Prelude to Axanar - fan fic torch:

https://tinyurl.com/mvmbvkrz

The Maria Bamford Show - insanity by the insane

https://tinyurl.com/4f6b7nfz

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 09:47 PM (D7oie)

252 You'd think with all that writing on shipping containers there'd be a "Secure your load" warning.
With a little cartoon of the universal dadism "That's not going anywhere".

Posted by: DaveA at November 15, 2023 09:47 PM (FhXTo)

253 If the tool bag was with the astronaut it should continue to move with her, unless she threw it.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 09:47 PM (SYTee)

254 247 166
Cargo Air 12, this is New York Center, understand you are declaring an emergency. Contact JFK tower at 119.1. All traffic is being cleared. Paw your hoof three time if you understand.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:01 PM (uSHSS)
----
No silly, we use coconut shells.
Posted by: King Arthur at November 15, 2023 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

What is the horizontal air speed velocity, of an unladen Cargo Air 12?

I don't know..... arrrrrggghhhhhh

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 09:47 PM (xaFKb)

255
Diversity! Women can do anything a man can do! History-making history!

________

Anything made routine through the experience and, frequently, supreme sacrifice of men will be swooned over when done by women.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 09:49 PM (MoZTd)

256 If the tool bag was with the astronaut it should continue to move with her, unless she threw it.
Posted by: davidt

"I'm not angry!"- last transmission, probably.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 09:49 PM (IG4Id)

257 The Phases of a Research Project

Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for victims
Massacre of the innocent
Raises and promotions for management

Note bene - nowhere in this list is production deployment of said project.

Just. Like. Real. Life.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 09:49 PM (dhhKu)

258 if you throw your bag down, it increases the energy above what the lower orbit will allow, and it will move ahead of you, and then rise to a higher orbit where it will be slower than you
Since reaction means that you are losing energy, you go up to a higher orbit where you do not have enough energy to maintain, and you will slow down and begin to drop a bit. ]

IIRC

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 09:52 PM (D7oie)

259 https://youtu.be/hEhsIJUw1DQ?feature=shared

Just before being willowed, Israel Defense Forces video of military shit they found in the Shifa Hospital MRI department.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2023 09:53 PM (ufFY8)

260 Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) told Fox News, "I've seen decapitation and I've seen just beating, and beating on both dead and alive bodies. And quite frankly, I'm just sick to my stomach."

-------

^ This is the problem. You sound like a bitch, Darrell. You're a political leader in a country where half the youth are spittle-flecked, wild-eyed ideologues who see these excesses, and cheer.

Your job is to come out stony-faced and say "the Israelis will wreak righteous vengeance on these criminals, and they will have the full support of the American government. For our part, the GOP will stand firmly against the Administration's appeasement of the Persian scum responsible for these atrocities. Brandon might love Mohammedan terrorists, but we don't. We vow the strongest possible sanctions on Iran will be passed at the first possible opportunity. And any of their operatives, financiers, and agitators on our soil will pay dearly, and that includes YOU, the monster babies on our campuses. Enough is enough."

Not "waaah waaah I'm sick to my womanly stomach!" Fucking Republicans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2023 09:54 PM (g+qKi)

261 There are some pretty impressive ones out there. Some are genuine channels. A sci-fi one comes to mind. Dust, maybe?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:40 PM (DxFDO)
***

Julia Ling (Chuck, Studio 60) is a friend of mine and is now doing independent films, running her own productions. Check out veteranpoweredfilms.com
She knows her stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:56 PM (uSHSS)

262 Time Travel

https://tinyurl.com/yudqmvta
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:43 PM (DxFDO)

Holy shit that was so clever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 15, 2023 09:56 PM (T/Lqj)

263 Tear gas? Night sticks? Heavy duty flashlights being used?
Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 09:04 PM (uSHSS)

Fire hoses for the win.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 15, 2023 09:57 PM (3Gtis)

264 Julia Ling (Chuck, Studio 60) is a friend of mine and is now doing independent films, running her own productions. Check out veteranpoweredfilms.com
She knows her stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes

--

thanks!

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 15, 2023 09:57 PM (DxFDO)

265 239
'I very much doubt that the charming woman shouting "F*** you!" at the cops'

I'm so sick of these screaming protestors acting like their anger is the most important thing in the world. And everyone should treat it like the righteous wrath of God instead the spoiled brat temper tantrum it is. I'd like to to see them on the other end of someone else's tantrum.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 15, 2023 09:59 PM (roH4R)

266 I have not been interested in any Warhammer shows (prior to Cavill), but the fan-films Helsreach and Astartes are sublime.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (ybIRR)

267 🚨ONT is operational. I repeat, ONT is operational. 🚨

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 10:01 PM (IG4Id)

268 People who show horses also fly them to shows. Including the very hypocritical enviro bill gates, who has flown his daughter’s show horses all over the world for years.

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2023 11:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

269 For Gen Z women who don't like a 9 to 5 routine in an office, there is an alternative.

It's called being a housewife.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 16, 2023 09:53 AM (7ryAO)

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