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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/15/23)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"The discovery is the result of a lot of hard work and over three and a half years of planning, Oxford University biologist James Kempton


Quote II

"We want to get to millions of tons per year. That means copying and pasting this basic design over and over." CEO and co-founder Shashank Samala


Quote III

How can I make sure I'm eating well and seeing my friends and taking time for my hobbies? How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule? Piper Hansen, a 23-year-old who just started her first full-time job in Louisville


Oh Piper, your parents really didn't love you. Did they?


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Politicians. It doesn't matter what side of the aisle they are on. From the womb to the grave, they want to control every aspect of your life. And I for one am getting damn sick and tired of it.

Nikki Haley Takes Fire Over 'Unconstitutional' Plan To Force All Social Media Users To Be "Verified By Name"

Nikki Haley, a defense industry lobbyist disguised as an aging MILF, floated what many are calling a flatly unconstitutional idea to force all social media users verify their identities online in order to rid the world of 'bots' from Russia, China, Iran and North Korea (and of course, hand the US government a nice list of exactly who's saying what, and where).


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Paul Joseph Watson, unfortunately YouTube won't let me embed it. So you are on your own. NSFW-Language


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I know, right. You are as shocked as I am.

Rashida Tlaib member of secret Facebook group where Hamas terrorists glorified
'Squad' member has been part of controversial group for 6 years


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It isn't a taxation problem. It is a spending issue!

The federal government collected approximately $403,434,000,000 in total taxes in October, a record for that month, which is the first month of the fiscal year.

At the same time, according to the Monthly Treasury Statement, the federal government spent $469,997,000,000 during October—and ran a deficit of $66,564,000,000.


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It's been a while since we have had a serious knock out drag down fight here at The ONT. Sneakers, Tennies, Tennis Shoes. What do you call them?

Do You Say “Tennis Shoes”, “Gym Shoes”, or “Sneakers”?

This is a map of how people in different geographic regions of the US refer to athletic footwear, courtesy of Josh Katz, author of Speaking American: How Y’all, Youse, and You Guys Talk and co-creator of that NY Times dialect quiz that went viral 10 years ago.


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Eating disorders on the rise. Or so say insurance companies.

Nov. 15 (UPI) -- U.S. medical insurance claims for treatment for eating disorders jumped 65% as a percentage of all claim lines between 2018 and 2022, according to a new report out Wednesday from an independent provider of medical claims data.

Increases were seen across all eating conditions but avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder claims saw the largest rise more than tripling, followed by binge-eating disorder, which jumped 81%, and anorexia nervosa, up 73%, according to FAIR Health's Spotlight on Eating Disorders white paper.


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Ripped from the "You can't make this shit up files."

Plane Forced To Return To Airport After Horse Escapes

A cargo plane was forced to return to John F. Kennedy International Airport after a horse got loose in the cargo hold. The plane was transporting the horse from New York to Belgium.

About 30 minutes after taking off, the pilot radioed air traffic controllers in Boston because the horse was loose. The conversation between the pilot and air traffic controllers was posted on YouTube by You Can See ATC.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Gourd Clearance Sale Emporium


Born on this day: November 15, 1928 - CW McCall
American singer, activist and politician Bill Fries, (CW McCall), best known for the 1976 US No.1 and UK No.2 single 'Convoy', which came at the peak of the CB fad in the United States via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: November 15, 2018 - Roy Clark
American singer and musician Roy Clark died aged 85 at his Tulsa home due to complications of pneumonia. He scored the 1969 US hit single, 'Yesterday, When I Was Young' and was best known for hosting Hee Haw, a nationally televised country variety show, from 1969 to 1997. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Some things you just shouldn't delegate. Genius Award Winner.

Workers Say Murder Suspect Samuel Haskell Hired Them to Dump Body Parts
‘WE HAD BEEN TRICKED’
One day laborer who lugged trash bags from Haskell’s home reportedly said: “We could tell they weren’t rocks.”

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Man's best friend is also this cat's best friend. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day

Determined Hound Leads Owner to a Cat Stuck Down 100-foot Mine Shaft for 6 Days

A dog’s keen nose led a resident of Cornwall to a mineshaft, where 100 feet down, her cat Mowgli was lost and alone for 6 days.

Mowgli’s owner Michele Rose told the BBC she had “almost given up hope” of finding her missing pet, but “superstar” Daisy was persistent in getting Rose to follow her.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Chris' PR Team.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Dental provided by the Dynamic Dental Insurance Co. Legal representation by Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, S.C. Host's wardrobe provided by St. Vincent DePaul. Fan mail? Loose 10s & 20s? By all means send that to petmorons at g mail dot com.

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Comments

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1 Uno

Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 15, 2023 09:58 PM (BluNC)

2 Too slow

Posted by: Ciampino - LEDs they're everywhere at November 15, 2023 09:58 PM (qfLjt)

3 Howdy!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 09:59 PM (njWTi)

4 Yay, Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 09:59 PM (Bd6X8)

5 https://youtu.be/hEhsIJUw1DQ?feature=shared

Top ten

Shifa Hospital from last post.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2023 09:59 PM (ufFY8)

6 Plenty of places for someone to get lost in that pic.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 09:59 PM (Angsy)

7 Cheers horde. Have a good ONT.

Posted by: TRex at November 15, 2023 09:59 PM (IQ6Gq)

8 Darn that content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 15, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

9 Hello again everybody! Top ten? ....and Goooo Lions!

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 09:59 PM (duT0u)

10 What its all about.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (as3uC)

11 They found a laptop and CDs.
Probably goatfucking pr0n.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (ufFY8)

12 Howdy Mishum. You are one of the moments of consistency and normalcy in my week. You're much appreciate.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (BluNC)

13 Ent!!! How goes it good fellow?

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (duT0u)

14 Amir Tsarfati is reporting that Israel has begun dropping "Get Out" leaflets in southern Lebanon.

https://tinyurl.com/mupzwfkw

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (Dnobf)

15 10 What its all about.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (as3uC)

That, as I recall.

Posted by: javems at November 15, 2023 10:01 PM (8I4hW)

16 Slippahs.

Posted by: Hawiian at November 15, 2023 10:02 PM (SYTee)

17 Further in, that video was recorded Sunday, but still, it's the first I've heard of it.

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2023 10:03 PM (Dnobf)

18 Rashida Tlaib member of secret Facebook group where Hamas terrorists glorified 'Squad' member has been part of controversial group for 6 years

But it was the "good" Hamas group. You know, the ones who run hospitals!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 10:03 PM (Angsy)

19 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 10:03 PM (JrojV)

20 Content has been:

Not Read
✓ Read

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 10:04 PM (IG4Id)

21 Good evening morons and breaker-breaker mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2023 10:04 PM (FqEvY)

22 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Magnificently moody photo up top. Reckon there are trout in that water?

Kudos to the dog who helped rescue the cat. Well done, and extra treats for you!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:05 PM (Zb5iS)

23 "We want to get to millions of tons per year. That means copying and pasting this basic design over and over." CEO and co-founder Shashank Samala

Future story in the Stockton Record: "Why are all the trees in Tracy dying? Scientists puzzled."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 10:06 PM (Angsy)

24 "We want to get to millions of tons per year. That means copying and pasting this basic design over and over." CEO and co-founder Shashank Samala

It's all fun and graft until plants and animals start dropping dead near all those units.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 10:06 PM (IG4Id)

25 Wow, looking forward to the tunes

Posted by: scottst at November 15, 2023 10:06 PM (ojBxe)

26 Yay, Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


A week prior to Thanksgiving. This actually makes sense.

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 10:06 PM (DgGvY)

27
How can I make sure I'm eating well and seeing my friends and taking time for my hobbies? How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule?

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Try farming, lady.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:06 PM (MoZTd)

28 That's some serious big Time PR for Chris. He/she must be a Sonic legend. Must flip and assemble a mean sonic burger!

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:06 PM (duT0u)

29 12 Howdy Mishum. You are one of the moments of consistency and normalcy in my week. You're much appreciate.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (BluNC)

Glad The ONT is a highlight for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 15, 2023 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

30 Fuckin' Chris...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 15, 2023 10:07 PM (ZV+pB)

31 Please tell me the CO2 capture article is satire.

Great ONT!

Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2023 10:07 PM (n3DL0)

32 Poor widdle genZ snowflake, fulltime w*rk is just too depressing, blahblahblah...

Has she never heard of "days off"? *That* is when you get to Do What You Want, Not W*rk. Sheesh!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:08 PM (njWTi)

33 Good evening everyone.

All stitches removed from face today so I no longer look like lead character from Corpse Bride.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:08 PM (dhhKu)

34 just reading a real cheerful article on effects of a nuclear strike on the missile fields...question - what is the point of that? wouldnt the silos be empty? how long can they wait before impact before they can launch and still get out of the blast effects?

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 15, 2023 10:08 PM (+I6Y/)

35 Back in about 1980 I was shoe shopping in England and asked for sneakers. I got a really strange look from the clerk. We finally agreed that what I wanted a pair of Plimsolls.

Posted by: javems at November 15, 2023 10:09 PM (8I4hW)

36 "How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule?"

9-to-5 is only 8 hours out of 24, child.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 10:09 PM (SYTee)

37 It isn't a taxation problem. It is a spending issue!

They'll never get enough of our money. Local government, school boards, state government, federal government, they're all the same.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:09 PM (0Htd1)

38 "Eleven long haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus"

Lordy. I actually remember most of these words.

Posted by: scottst at November 15, 2023 10:09 PM (ojBxe)

39 Back in about 1980 I was shoe shopping in England and asked for sneakers. I got a really strange look from the clerk. We finally agreed that what I wanted a pair of Plimsolls.
Posted by: javems

So they painted a mark on your side?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:10 PM (dhhKu)

40
Delilah went in for her X-ray today. Looks like five and maybe six puppies. On Monday she goes in for a progesterone test and ultrasound and if it looks good she'll have a C-section.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:10 PM (MoZTd)

41 27
'Try farming, lady.'

And then she'd be able to fit everything into a 9 to 5 day?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 15, 2023 10:10 PM (roH4R)

42 Ent!!! How goes it good fellow?
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (duT0u)

Never as good as you want, but never as bad as you feared, Admiral.

(salutes)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 10:11 PM (Angsy)

43 What its all about.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 15, 2023 10:00 PM (as3uC)


What??!!

Posted by: Alfie at November 15, 2023 10:11 PM (uSHSS)

44 Tennis shoes.

Sneakers were for sissies.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:11 PM (Zb5iS)

45 44 Tennis shoes.

Sneakers were for sissies.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:11 PM (Zb5iS)

We know where your line is drawn.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 15, 2023 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

46 ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:12 PM (NYPII)

47 Oh shut up, "Piper."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:12 PM (hiMh5)

48 Evening all , thx MisHum. It appears the pro Hamas crowd has besieged the DNC headquarters in DC. People are talking about splits in Republican party, the Dems are heading for a live civil war . Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 10:12 PM (n+eLX)

49 Hee Haw, a nationally televised country variety show, from 1969 to 1997


It ended in 1997? I did not know that. Used to watch it when I was a kid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2023 10:12 PM (7Vi0c)

50 Tennis shoes.

Sneakers were for sissies.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:11 PM (Zb5iS)
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Running shoes FTW.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:13 PM (uSHSS)

51 I thought everyone says sneakers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:13 PM (NYPII)

52 24 "We want to get to millions of tons per year. That means copying and pasting this basic design over and over." CEO and co-founder Shashank Samala

It's all fun and graft until plants and animals start dropping dead near all those units.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2023 10:06 PM (IG4Id)

Eliminate enough CO2 and everything will drop dead.

Posted by: javems at November 15, 2023 10:13 PM (8I4hW)

53 Sneakers, Tennies, Tennis Shoes. What do you call them?

I don't remember what I called them, probably sneakers. I just know as a kid I wanted those cool Chuck Taylor hi-tops. Never got 'em.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2023 10:13 PM (emlEe)

54 If Piper is not happy working a 40-hour work week like the rest of us, she can go back to working a 20-hour work week at the local convenience store for barely minimum wage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (BpYfr)

55 Gym shoes and sneakers were interchangeable terms for me growing up. This was before Nike took over.

Posted by: Karavan at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (ZgAVg)

56 "We want to get to millions of tons per year. That means copying and pasting this basic design over and over." CEO and co-founder Shashank Samala

These shit-maggots are literally sucking plant food out of the air, starving green plants, the we rely upon to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (kpwog)

57 Sneakers, Tennies, Tennis Shoes. What do you call them?

I don't remember what I called them, probably sneakers. I just know as a kid I wanted those cool Chuck Taylor hi-tops. Never got 'em.
Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2023 10:13 PM (emlEe)
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I think the Brits call them "trainers" or something to that effect.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (BpYfr)

58 48 Evening all , thx MisHum. It appears the pro Hamas crowd has besieged the DNC headquarters in DC. People are talking about splits in Republican party, the Dems are heading for a live civil war . Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch
Posted by: Smell the Glove at


I am sure beyond the shadow of a doubt that this Hamass celebration is mostly peaceful!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

59 Welp, it's official: My washing machine is beyond repair.

Motor ist kaput & no replacement part available. Not surprised, it's almost 30 years old.

a-shopping I must go... ugh.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (njWTi)

60 Feel good story >

British-Israeli soldier throws seven grenades back at Hamas terrorists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4VVyRsnUs

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)

61 40
Delilah went in for her X-ray today. Looks like five and maybe six puppies.

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PUPPEHS!!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (NYPII)

62 This actually makes sense.

Darn it, I picked the wrong one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (Bd6X8)

63 Rashida Tlaib member of secret Facebook group where Hamas terrorists glorified 'Squad' member has been part of controversial group for 6 years

If they have a Hamas chapter in Dearborn, I'm not surprised. Not saying Israel should do airstrikes on Dearborn though.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (0Htd1)

64 a-shopping I must go... ugh.
Posted by: JQ

Speed Queen ftw

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (NYPII)

65 How can I make sure I'm eating well and seeing my friends and taking time for my hobbies? How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule? Piper Hansen, a 23-year-old who just started her first full-time job in Louisville

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I sympathize with her. I get up and read the Morning Report. I listen to music, read books, and play Xbox. Play with my dog and fix and eat meals. Then it's time for bed. Where's the me time?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (FVME7)

66 I gave out sneakers and Reeses peanut butter cups for Halloween. And fun size.

I'm not made of money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (hiMh5)

67 These shit-maggots are literally sucking plant food out of the air, starving green plants, the we rely upon to eat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Come on man, don't just you love it when a plan comes together?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

68 Piper will be living under a bridge overpass in less than three years.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (uSHSS)

69
Please tell me the CO2 capture article is satire.


They want plants to die.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (63Dwl)

70 46 ONT!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:12 PM (NYPII)

Love the enthusiasm

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

71 My work mini-rant in the previous thread was ignored.
*sulks*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (NYPII)

72 How can I make sure I'm eating well and seeing my friends and taking time for my hobbies? How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule?

No one told her about weekends?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (0Htd1)

73 Rashida Tlaib member of secret Facebook group where Hamas terrorists glorified 'Squad' member has been part of controversial group for 6 years

If they have a Hamas chapter in Dearborn, I'm not surprised. Not saying Israel should do airstrikes on Dearborn though.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (0Htd1)
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I notice you didn't say Israel shouldn't do airstrikes on Dearborn...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (BpYfr)

74 If Piper is not happy working a 40-hour work week like the rest of us, she can go back to working a 20-hour work week at the local convenience store for barely minimum wage.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (BpYfr)
* * * *
And Piper can keep living in her Mom's basement because she will never be able to afford a place of her own...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (Zb5iS)

75
They want plants to die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

__________

And they want us all to become vegetarians as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:17 PM (MoZTd)

76 Piper will be living under a bridge overpass in less than three years.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (uSHSS)

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I predict that she'll find enough money to cover herself in tatts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:17 PM (hiMh5)

77 @40 Hadrian , you should post X-ray on the pet thread. Probably a first

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 10:17 PM (n+eLX)

78 9-5z Shit, I'd like to work so few hours.

Posted by: One day, Imma have one of those 9-5 jobs. at November 15, 2023 10:17 PM (Gwt/J)

79
Piper will be living under a bridge overpass in less than three years.
Posted by: Diogenes


She should save time and just jump in the Ohio River.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

80 I'm watching a movie on TCM that must be the only one with John Wayne and Frank Sinatra, "Cast a Giant Shadow." Also starring Kirk Douglas, Yul Brynner, Angie Dickinson, James Donald, and Senta Berger.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2023 10:17 PM (5fDan)

81 "We want to get to millions of tons per year. That means copying and pasting this basic design over and over." CEO and co-founder Shashank Samala

Scam. "...is that it will sell "carbon removal credits" to companies looking to offset their own emissions..."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (Bd6X8)

82 Piper will be living under a bridge overpass in less than three years.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (uSHSS)
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The way things are going in this country, a good portion of us might be right there with her...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (BpYfr)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (Bd6X8)

84 63 Rashida Tlaib member of secret Facebook group where Hamas terrorists glorified 'Squad' member has been part of controversial group for 6 years

If they have a Hamas chapter in Dearborn, I'm not surprised. Not saying Israel should do airstrikes on Dearborn though.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (0Htd1)

Not saying not to either. (Chuckles to myself)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

85
My work mini-rant in the previous thread was ignored.
*sulks*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

_________

In my case, being ignored is the best outcome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (MoZTd)

86 Well, shit, looks I'm headed to the barrel again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (Bd6X8)

87 How can I make sure I'm eating well and seeing my friends and taking time for my hobbies? How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule?


You scrap the parts that don't fit your work schedule. Next question?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (m9hmt)

88 Tennis shoes.

Sneakers were for sissies.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:11 PM (Zb5iS)

We know where your line is drawn.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 15, 2023 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

What the deuce do you mean, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (Angsy)

89 40
Delilah went in for her X-ray today. Looks like five and maybe six puppies. On Monday she goes in for a progesterone test and ultrasound and if it looks good she'll have a C-section.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:10 PM (MoZTd)

Why the C-Section? Can't she have them the usual way?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (Wfa6X)

90 "These animals are so difficult to find in part due to their solitary natures. They only come together in July to mate. Otherwise they spend their days resting in burrows or hollow logs and their nights foraging alone through dense jungle undergrowth for earthworms, insect larvae, ants, and termites."

Gee, and I thought my social life was a little bit on the boring side.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (YRK4R)

91 35 Back in about 1980 I was shoe shopping in England and asked for sneakers. I got a really strange look from the clerk. We finally agreed that what I wanted a pair of Plimsolls.
Posted by: javems


According to British books I've read, they call them trainers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (0Htd1)

92 Tenni-runners.

What language do they speak where you are from?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (D7oie)

93 Please tell me the CO2 capture article is satire.
Posted by: Iris


Trusting the Internet on this, there are 3.3 trillion tons of CO2 in the atmosphere right now.

They can suck out 1000 tons per year. (it's a high hanging curve.....)

So they'll have the Earth carbon-free in 3.3 billion years. So we'll have about 1.7 billion years of carbon-free paradise before the Sun goes red giant and burns us all to a crisp.

All the plant life will suffocate to death a couple billion years before that, though, which will make everything else difficult.

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (DgGvY)

94 Whatever happened to Red Ball Jets?

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (7ZQe3)

95 Do You Say “Tennis Shoes”, “Gym Shoes”, or “Sneakers”?

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The Limeys have another word for them, "trainers", I think. Something like that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (FVME7)

96 Sorry Piper, gotta push that rock to the top of the hill.

Every fucking day.

Every morning, there it is again, back at the bottom, gotta push it to the top.

Every fucking day.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (SYTee)

97 "Speed Queen ftw"
Posted by: vmom

Yeah, looking at those. Small capacity for the price, compared to others, but-- quick cycle and dependability means I can run more loads to make up for that? I guess?

Vmom, what model do you have/recommend?

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (njWTi)

98 Piper's indicative of the mental attitude of the majority of people entering the workforce these days.

Unprepared.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (Q4IgG)

99 Extinction, not what it used to be.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (BluNC)

100 36 "How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule?"

9-to-5 is only 8 hours out of 24, child.
Posted by: davidt


Math is haaard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (0Htd1)

101 If they have a Hamas chapter in Dearborn, I'm not surprised. Not saying Israel should do airstrikes on Dearborn though.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (0Htd1)

Just one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (kpwog)

102 Welp, it's official: My washing machine is beyond repair.

Motor ist kaput & no replacement part available. Not surprised, it's almost 30 years old.

a-shopping I must go... ugh.
Posted by: JQ

If you can swing it, Speed Queen.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (dhhKu)

103 Roy Clark's best performance was his appearance on The Muppet Show.

Change my mind.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (BpYfr)

104 Oh shut up, "Piper."

Which reminds me, what ever happened to 'ette Piper? She was quite active and then dropped off without (AFAIK) a word.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (nfrXX)

105 'Squad' member has been part of controversial group for 6 years

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I hate Fox so much. Controversial, they say. About a group that supports carving infants from the wombs of raped, murdered civilians. Controversial.

*spits*

Such pussies. SMDH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (g+qKi)

106 If they have a Hamas chapter in Dearborn, I'm not surprised. Not saying Israel should do airstrikes on Dearborn though.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (0Htd1)
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I notice you didn't say Israel shouldn't do airstrikes on Dearborn...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (BpYfr)


New plan: The Israelis agree to carry out airstrikes on Dearborn, and we agree to reimburse them.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (m9hmt)

107
Every morning, there it is again, back at the bottom, gotta push it to the top.

Every fucking day.
Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (SYTee)

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Heh.

Posted by: Hades at November 15, 2023 10:21 PM (hiMh5)

108 Delilah went in for her X-ray today. Looks like five and maybe six puppies. On Monday she goes in for a progesterone test and ultrasound and if it looks good she'll have a C-section.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I was wondering how the pregnancy was progressing.
Fingers crossed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (c+/Z5)

109 Kudos to the dog who helped rescue the cat. Well done, and extra treats for you!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:05 PM (Zb5iS)

Dude, I just wanted help getting my dinner out of the hole!

Posted by: The Dawg at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (xaFKb)

110 Roy Clark's best performance was his appearance on The Muppet Show.

Change my mind.


Nope, cuz you're probably right. Also true for a lot of other people.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (nfrXX)

111 Whatever happened to Red Ball Jets?
Posted by: Pete Seria

They were muscled out of the market by P.F. Flyers.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (dhhKu)

112 a-shopping I must go... ugh.
Posted by: JQ

If you can swing it, Speed Queen.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (dhhKu)

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Wow. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (hiMh5)

113
Why the C-Section? Can't she have them the usual way?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

____________

Yes, but it's safer and better controlled this way. Nothing convinces like making a panic run to the vet at 3:00 AM with Her Majesty in the back with Mama while hanging on to a puppy's foot so it doesn't go back in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (MoZTd)

114 +1 for Speed queen

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (QBwwm)

115 My work mini-rant in the previous thread was ignored.
*sulks*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (NYPII)
* * * *
Sorry...missed it. Why don't you re-post it as a "willow"?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (Zb5iS)

116 109 Kudos to the dog who helped rescue the cat. Well done, and extra treats for you!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:05 PM (Zb5iS)

Dude, I just wanted help getting my dinner out of the hole!
Posted by: The Dawg at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (xaFKb)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

117 SMDH

I know this is 'shaking my damn head' but often I read it as 'so much damn hate'. Acronyms are funny that way.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (emlEe)

118 If you can swing it, Speed Queen.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (dhhKu)

Transexual on Amphetamines?

Posted by: The Dawg at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (xaFKb)

119 Roy Clark's best performance was his appearance on The Muppet Show.

Change my mind.

Nope, cuz you're probably right. Also true for a lot of other people.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (nfrXX)
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It's easily one of my favorite episodes of that show.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (BpYfr)

120 Whatever happened to Red Ball Jets?
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (7ZQe3)

Or Keds?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (kpwog)

121 "Piper" is gonna have a hard time of it. Too stupid to make any legit money, too unattractive for OnlyFans or a sugar daddy.

Posted by: SeaWorldActual at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (nrM8p)

122 The way things are going in this country, a good portion of us might be right there with her...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (BpYfr)


Valid point. And the way fires keep closing freeways, space could become a problem.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (uSHSS)

123 The way things are going in this country, a good portion of us might be right there with her...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (BpYfr)

At least I won't have to go far to do my "job."

Posted by: The Very Reverend David French at November 15, 2023 10:24 PM (Angsy)

124 Second City Cop continues to report on the new Chicago police policy of banning cops from belonging to "extremist" (i.e. right-wing) organizations.

The new policy:

Perhaps most notably, the policy prohibits membership in groups that “seek to overthrow, destroy, or alter the form of government of the United States by constitutional means.”

So, working to alter the government through perfectly legal means is now forbidden.

Oh, and the list of groups that Chicago cops are forbidden from joining on pain of termination?

That list is secret, of course. You'll have to guess whether joining a particular group will get you fired or not.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2023 10:24 PM (YAtuc)

125 CW McCalls one hit wonder song "convoy" was written by Chip Davis - the founder of Manheim Steamroller. And thats the rest of the story

Posted by: Lancelot_Link at November 15, 2023 10:24 PM (xNeIs)

126 Never as good as you want, but never as bad as you feared, Admiral.

(salutes)
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I concur. I'm currently living that reality, as most people probably are. Although it can be as good as you want in a short moment occasionally. But fortunately not many of your worst fears turn out to be true. So there's that.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:24 PM (duT0u)

127 Plane Forced To Return To Airport After Horse Escapes

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Thank God it wasn't an Islamic horse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:24 PM (FVME7)

128 Obligatory carp: 9-5 girl is retarded, but she didn't emerge from a portal to some distant galaxy. She was raised to be a retard. Maybe don't raise retards.

Posted by: It's a shame that no one's parenting anymore. at November 15, 2023 10:24 PM (Gwt/J)

129
Fingers crossed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

________

Mine too. I start sweating when they're born.

24-hour watch until their eyes open, about two weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:25 PM (MoZTd)

130 The way things are going in this country, a good portion of us might be right there with her...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (BpYfr)

Valid point. And the way fires keep closing freeways, space could become a problem.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:23 PM (uSHSS)
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Not to mention that the continuing crumbling infrastructure in this country will turn bridges into deathtraps...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:25 PM (BpYfr)

131 CO2 capture is what Elon Musk is looking for, Co2 capture is the basis for making fuel for the return trip from Mars

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 10:26 PM (D7oie)

132 You scrap the parts that don't fit your work schedule. Next question?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (m9hmt)

Yeah, that stupid woman. WE HAVE A HOBBY THREAD, HERE. BITCH!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 10:26 PM (Angsy)

133 Kudos to the dog who helped rescue the cat. Well done, and extra treats for you!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:05 PM (Zb5iS)

Dude, I just wanted help getting my dinner out of the hole!
Posted by: The Dawg at November 15, 2023 10:22 PM (xaFKb)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:26 PM (Zb5iS)

134 Piper, who names their kid Piper? Bet that kid's parents have a trophy room in their house full of her participation trophies. Kid, pay your dues, keep your mouth shut and learn something. Life is harder if you whine.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 15, 2023 10:26 PM (BluNC)

135 Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 10:19 PM (DgGvY)

sooo... I guess when a volcano erupts, which puts out metric fucktons of CO2...

That CO2 is stuff the Dinosaurs sequestered there?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2023 10:26 PM (xaFKb)

136 Oh man, this HamasBook thing is so choice. I've already been getting strong Gamergate vibes as liberal Jew NPCs cotton on to the true form of their shady friends and chieftains, and astute morons will surely recall chapter two of the GG saga in which the media SJWs who tried to pillory their own audience got outed as being in cahoots through a secret-ish online group. Not to mention very, very pissy that they were stuck in the cheap seats writing about games and the dirty proles that enjoy them instead of a 'real' journo job pleasuring King Barry at Newsweek.

Many sacred cows and preconceived notions got blown up on that fateful day.

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 10:27 PM (PZvjL)

137 Well, shit, looks I'm headed to the barrel again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 10:18 PM (Bd6X

He's back in the barrel again....

Posted by: Zombie Gene Autry at November 15, 2023 10:27 PM (Angsy)

138 Dear Piper

You can make life long friends at work. You look forward to seeing them every weekday. When you retire*, you miss them, too. See?

* I suspect "retirement" is not a construct you understand, or to which you've ever given a moment's thought. But if you "work," and then "retire," you won't have to eat cat food in your golden years.

Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 15, 2023 10:27 PM (NLIak)

139 9-to-5 is only 8 hours out of 24, child.
Posted by: davidt

Dude, drinking, drugging, and whoring takes time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:27 PM (FVME7)

140 That's 3 votes, so far, for $peed Queen...

Yeah, Imma go look at them tomorrow. Not made of money but at this stage of life, I want something that will last until I die.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:28 PM (njWTi)

141 106 If they have a Hamas chapter in Dearborn, I'm not surprised. Not saying Israel should do airstrikes on Dearborn though.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (0Htd1)
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I notice you didn't say Israel shouldn't do airstrikes on Dearborn...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (BpYfr)


New plan: The Israelis agree to carry out airstrikes on Dearborn, and we agree to reimburse them.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (m9hmt)

Hell, I'll lase the targets for them

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 15, 2023 10:28 PM (+I6Y/)

142 Piper would fit right in a JPMC when I left. There was a woman on my team that hadn't put in full week in over two years. Do you think we could fire her?

Go ahead - guess.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:28 PM (dhhKu)

143 Yeah, Imma go look at them tomorrow. Not made of money but at this stage of life, I want something that will last until I die.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:28 PM (njWTi)

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Look into "bad teeth"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:29 PM (hiMh5)

144 Keds, kids Keds!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 10:29 PM (63Dwl)

145 Roy Clark's best performance was his appearance on The Muppet Show.

Change my mind.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (BpYfr)

The Odd Couple.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 10:30 PM (Angsy)

146 Piper will be living under a bridge overpass in less than three years.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (uSHSS)


She'll find some guy to leech off from in return for BJ's.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

147 141 106 If they have a Hamas chapter in Dearborn, I'm not surprised. Not saying Israel should do airstrikes on Dearborn though.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:15 PM (0Htd1)
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I notice you didn't say Israel shouldn't do airstrikes on Dearborn...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (BpYfr)


New plan: The Israelis agree to carry out airstrikes on Dearborn, and we agree to reimburse them.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (m9hmt)

Hell, I'll lase the targets for them
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 15, 2023 10:28 PM (+I6Y/)


Sir, a truly wonderful offer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 15, 2023 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

148 If they have a Hamas chapter in Dearborn, I'm not surprised.

Hezbollah chapter.

A number of prominent people in Hezbollah have sent members of their extended families to Dearborn.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2023 10:31 PM (YAtuc)

149 capturing CO2 is the first step in home-brewing Methane. That is natural gas, you know.
Of course it is just easier to tap it out of oil wells, but the thought counts

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 10:31 PM (D7oie)

150 57
I think the Brits call them "trainers" or something to that effect.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (BpYfr)
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Nope, I've always known them as tennis shoes. The ones that covered the ankles were hockey boots (field hockey). Blanco to make them white again.

Posted by: Ciampino - we did play field hockey & tennis at November 15, 2023 10:31 PM (qfLjt)

151 146 Piper will be living under a bridge overpass in less than three years.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (uSHSS)

She'll find some guy to leech off from in return for BJ's.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:30 PM (0Htd1)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 15, 2023 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

152 She'll find some guy to leech off from in return for BJ's.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

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Don't sniff. A marketable skill is a marketable skill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM (hiMh5)

153 >>>? Piper Hansen, a 23-year-old who just started her first full-time job in Louisville
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Piper, you sleep when you get old.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM (xlqcA)

154
In a former life, we had a technician who was always out on disability or filing adverse reaction notices and the like. I think she worked about three days a month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM (MoZTd)

155 Welp, it's official: My washing machine is beyond repair.

Motor ist kaput & no replacement part available. Not surprised, it's almost 30 years old.

a-shopping I must go... ugh.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (njWTi)

You know, you could canvass the thrift stores, second-hand shops, and check Fecesbook Marketplace, and Craigslist for a used washer of the same series, buy it for a few bucks, and rob the motor out of it. Or just use it, and keep your old one as a trove of spare parts. You could probably find one for under 200 dollars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM (kpwog)

156 80 I'm watching a movie on TCM that must be the only one with John Wayne and Frank Sinatra, "Cast a Giant Shadow." Also starring Kirk Douglas, Yul Brynner, Angie Dickinson, James Donald, and Senta Berger.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2023 10:17 PM (5fDan)


Crap, not on TCM, but on a channel called called HDMOV. my bad

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM (5fDan)

157 *Kamala has entered the chat*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM (hiMh5)

158 Self serve laundromats use Speed Queen washers. I can't think of a higher recommendation.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2023 10:33 PM (YRK4R)

159 She'll find some guy to leech off from in return for BJ's.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

And that little girl was me!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 15, 2023 10:33 PM (kpwog)

160 Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 15, 2023 10:27 PM (NLIak

Well, she's a dopey, lazy kid, for sure. But I wouldn't try lecturing anyone under the age of 50 about retirement. That shit is OVAH. Retirement is now for the rich; the vast majority of (working) Americans will work til they're dead. Luckily, life expectancy is also dropping.

The status quo is underclass and ruling class, and that won't change in my lifetime... The better lecture for young people is "quit crying and get used to it. Your betters need cruises to pedophile islands, and you need to pay for them. You'll be doing this til you enter the cold embrace of the grave, and you'll be paid less every year."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2023 10:34 PM (g+qKi)

161 96 Sorry Piper, gotta push that rock to the top of the hill.

Every fucking day.

Every morning, there it is again, back at the bottom, gotta push it to the top.

Every fucking day.
Posted by: davidt

Piper's parents need to be bitch slapped for not teaching their child about reality. I see it all the time. Entitled little shits who say things like I didn't ask to be brought it into this world. Until I'm ready to work I should be taken care of. Why should I have to work at all to exist and have a nice life. It's like child abuse to not prepare your kid for the real world.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:34 PM (duT0u)

162
You can make life long friends at work. You look forward to seeing them every weekday. When you retire*, you miss them, too. See?

_________

I must have missed this part. I think every person I went to school or worked with forgot I existed five minutes after I left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:34 PM (MoZTd)

163 >>>Nikki Haley, a defense industry lobbyist
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I called up Modi on the telephone.
He said he wouldn't take her.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 10:35 PM (xlqcA)

164 Piper 🤣🤣

Bitch stfu

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:35 PM (bWsRe)

165 The problem with the world is that opportunity is frequently disguised as work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:36 PM (FVME7)

166 Piper Laurie.

Posted by: Karavan at November 15, 2023 10:36 PM (ZgAVg)

167 Piper Navajo > Piper Laurie

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:36 PM (hiMh5)

168 Vmom, what model do you have/recommend?
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:20 PM (njWTi)

We have the TC one ("classic"), with agitator. TC500
Warning - it's loud
Cleans well.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:37 PM (NYPII)

169 Hell, I'll lase the targets for them
Posted by: a dude in MI

I'm not too far away... I'll give you cover.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:37 PM (duT0u)

170 Why should I have to work at all to exist and have a nice life.

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Dude, we can't all be Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:38 PM (FVME7)

171 It's like child abuse to not prepare your kid for the real world.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:34 PM (duT0u)
* * * *
Or to give them everything their heart desires so they feel nice and entitled by the time they reach adulthood.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:38 PM (Zb5iS)

172 >>>It isn't a taxation problem. It is a spending issue!
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Just finished watching A Man for All Seasons
... drums fingers on desk

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 10:38 PM (xlqcA)

173 166 Piper Laurie.

Posted by: Karavan at November 15, 2023 10:36 PM (ZgAVg)


Piper Laurie or Joan Collins?

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2023 10:39 PM (5fDan)

174 Just finished watching A Man for All Seasons
... drums fingers on desk
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 10:38 PM (xlqcA)

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I don't get it. Tell me More.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:39 PM (hiMh5)

175 Piper honey: bad news. You’re white. You will work and pay taxes for 50 years.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:39 PM (bWsRe)

176 In a former life, we had a technician who was always out on disability or filing adverse reaction notices and the like. I think she worked about three days a month.

I have heard of a Federal employee (dot-Indian) who had a series of racial discrimination complaints going on for years (when one was resolved, he simply filed a new one).

Any attempt to make him do any work would be deemed "retaliation" (since he always had an outstanding racial discrimination complaint), and was forbidden.

Sweet job, if you can get it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (YAtuc)

177 162 I must have missed this part. I think every person I went to school or worked with forgot I existed five minutes after I left.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:34 PM (MoZTd)


Was gonna say...work friends are not friend friends. Get a new job, get a new set of work friends. And you *will* get a new job every few years, because like the one guy said quite succinctly yesterday the age of the company man is over.

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (PZvjL)

178 She'll find some guy to leech off from in return for BJ's.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

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Don't sniff. A marketable skill is a marketable skill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM (hiMh5)


And it beats standing on a street corner.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (emlEe)

179 Well, Dice...

If I knew Piper, I WOULDN'T lecture her. I would try to engage her in conversation, & lead her to form her OWN conclusion that there are choices in life, and making good decisions still counts for a helluva LOT.

Btw... and I thought I had a bleak world view. You could be Captain of the U.S Olympic Despair Team.

Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (NLIak)

180 You know, you could canvass the thrift stores, second-hand shops, and check Fecesbook Marketplace, and Craigslist for a used washer of the same series, buy it for a few bucks, and rob the motor out of it. Or just use it, and keep your old one as a trove of spare parts. You could probably find one for under 200 dollars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM (kpwog)

Yeah, and you could keep the carcass in your backyard, next to the '64 International Scout you have up on blocks. With any luck, you can get a possum to nest in it!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (YRK4R)

181 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:32 PM

Good advice, as always, AOP. And I would do exactly as you suggest if I were 20 years younger--

We're not able to DIY like we used to, here. Sorting & repairing *everything else* already takes up too much of my time (hubby can't do any of it now) and I'm so, so tired.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (njWTi)

182 In the cafe', Kindltot mentioned Prelude to Axanar - fan fic torch:
https://tinyurl.com/mvmbvkrz

There is a HUGE backstory to this, bigger than PtA itself, which involves the grifter behind the production. There's a lot of inside baseball on this, and lawsuits, and hooboy. Would make for a helluva non-politics thread.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2023 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

183 She'll find some guy to leech off from in return for BJ's.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

And that little girl was me!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 15, 2023 10:33 PM (kpwog)
***

Well Hell.
So that bitch Piper is gonna be the VP in 20 years.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:41 PM (uSHSS)

184 If I knew Piper, I WOULDN'T lecture her. I would try to engage her in conversation, & lead her to form her OWN conclusion that there are choices in life, and making good decisions still counts for a helluva LOT.

Btw... and I thought I had a bleak world view. You could be Captain of the U.S Olympic Despair Team.
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (NLIak)

You might have better luck engaging in conversation with a fence post. That gal is none too bright.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:42 PM (kpwog)

185 69
Please tell me the CO2 capture article is satire.


They want plants to die.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
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Not satire but Solyndra-like - does not make chemical sense.
We discussed this already a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Ciampino - we did play field hockey & tennis. at November 15, 2023 10:42 PM (qfLjt)

186 Or to give them everything their heart desires so they feel nice and entitled by the time they reach adulthood.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

All the while not requiring they do any chores or contribute to the house in any way. And when they're living in your basement or still in their bedroom when they're 21 not requiring them to pay rent. It drives me insane. I have lots of friends and loved ones who do that to their children and they think they're being good parents. They can't see the damage they're doing to the future of the child well in that case the adult who is still a child

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:42 PM (duT0u)

187 Piper Laurie or Joan Collins?
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2023 10:39 PM (5fDan

Joan Collins or everybody?

Posted by: Karavan at November 15, 2023 10:42 PM (ZgAVg)

188 Sorry...missed it. Why don't you re-post it as a "willow"?
Posted by: Legally Sufficien

LOL

Here it is:
Annoying day at work. Person who always piles a crapton of work on me complained straight to my boss that her demands are not getting met fast enough.
Second time she's done that.
Complain to me first, woke masktwit.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:43 PM (NYPII)

189 Piper, who names their kid Piper? Bet that kid's parents have a trophy room in their house full of her participation trophies. Kid, pay your dues, keep your mouth shut and learn something. Life is harder if you whine.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 15, 2023 10:26 PM (BluNC)

Someone who was a fan of Piper Laurie.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 10:43 PM (MNhXM)

190 I must have missed this part. I think every person I went to school or worked with forgot I existed five minutes after I left.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:34 PM (MoZTd)


This. I have one former co-worker that I do stuff with in the course of 39+ years of working after college. He's a Moron, and if I could only get him to read this blog.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2023 10:44 PM (y8ulm)

191 Did a quick internet search for Piper Palin. Now married and expecting her first child. Image search was, interesting.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 10:44 PM (SYTee)

192 Yeah, and you could keep the carcass in your backyard, next to the '64 International Scout you have up on blocks. With any luck, you can get a possum to nest in it!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

HEY! You been spying on us???

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:44 PM (njWTi)

193 One of my besties is a dude I met at my first full time job, a couple of decades ago. We only worked together for about a year but stayed really good friends ever since.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:44 PM (bWsRe)

194 Or to give them everything their heart desires so they feel nice and entitled by the time they reach adulthood.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

One of my granddaughter's will have her Starbuxs Doordashed (is that a verb) to her High School.

The sad thing is, she'll probably skate past hard work her entire life.

We do what we can but jeeze. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:45 PM (dhhKu)

195 192 Yeah, and you could keep the carcass in your backyard, next to the '64 International Scout you have up on blocks. With any luck, you can get a possum to nest in it!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

HEY! You been spying on us???
Posted by: JQ


I thought that response was rather oddly specific!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 15, 2023 10:46 PM (hOUT3)

196 Speaking of working hard . . .

Breaking911
@Breaking911
REPORTER: "What do you say to those people who say, 'maybe he's too old to be President?'"
FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

-
He's a dynamo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:46 PM (FVME7)

197 You might have better luck engaging in conversation with a fence post. That gal is none too bright.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Yup.

Ya made me spit out my drink. Laughing is good but when you have a drink in your mouth it's a waste perfectly good alcohol. But it was worth it.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:46 PM (duT0u)

198 We're not able to DIY like we used to, here. Sorting & repairing *everything else* already takes up too much of my time (hubby can't do any of it now) and I'm so, so tired.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (njWTi)

Maybe you could find a handyman to do that for you. I'll bet you that Goodwill or St. Vincent de Paul could find you a guy (or gal) who could set up the new used washer.

And I do have the remains of a '64 International Scout. It's sitting on its tires, though, and has a bunch of axles piled on it. Just a rolling chassis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:46 PM (kpwog)

199 People I meet at work are zombies.

They're like homeless people: to be avoided.

Posted by: Work is where I go so I don't have to homeless. at November 15, 2023 10:47 PM (Gwt/J)

200 I can buy more bourbon... Laughter is free and one of the finest things in life

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:47 PM (duT0u)

201 AOP

I don't expect anybody that young to have good judgment.

No way to know if she's stupid or just... unlettered.

Why do I feel like Polyanna here tonight? I'm far from it.

Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (NLIak)

202 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

Try traveling half-way around the world in coach class, changing planes twice.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (YAtuc)

203 Although bourbon is right up there

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (duT0u)

204 I knew a girl named Piper. She was cute,and very sweet. Which means she was nice to me, a very nerdy guy.

Funny thing is that she played the flute in the high school band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (T/Lqj)

205
Of course, it would be stupid to try to re-establish any contact with anyone, as I left them with no reason to remember anything good about me. It would only be humiliating for me and, at best, embarrassing for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (MoZTd)

206 About this Piper chick, I'm sure their are a lot of political simps saying "vote for us Piper we'll make it easy for you and pay your student loans so don't have to work so hard". Empathy is so easy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (n+eLX)

207 Annoying day at work. Person who always piles a crapton of work on me complained straight to my boss that her demands are not getting met fast enough.
Second time she's done that.
Complain to me first, woke masktwit.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:43 PM (NYPII)
* * * *
How awful! I cannot imagine working with a passive-agressive coworker like that. Prayers up for you!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (Zb5iS)

208 And you *will* get a new job every few years, because like the one guy said quite succinctly yesterday the age of the company man is over.
Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (PZvjL)

Unless you’re at a pretty high level like director level and up, never stay more than 3-4 years anywhere. The money only increases when you move.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (bWsRe)

209 Funny thing is that she played the flute in the high school band.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

And, this one time, at band camp. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (dhhKu)

210 Funny thing is that she played the flute in the high school band.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (T/Lqj)

*pitcher ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:49 PM (hiMh5)

211 It's not even an employee loyalty thing, really, though that is the flip side of the coin. It's that everything is run by bureaucrats who regularly jump from mass hiring to mass layoff cause they got no vision and boombust cycle gonna boombust. And everyone under the age of 40 knows the score.

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 10:49 PM (PZvjL)

212 Yeah, and you could keep the carcass in your backyard, next to the '64 International Scout you have up on blocks. With any luck, you can get a possum to nest in it!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (YRK4R)


I bet if I wandered around AOPs back yard I could find some useable points and condenser for a '65 corvair.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:49 PM (uSHSS)

213 How did "Piper" wind up as a girl's name? Isn't "laying pipe" the guy's half of the act?

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 10:49 PM (DgGvY)

214 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"
Ummm...just about all of them?
Hell, I did that (well, Germany) when I was about 30. Didn't have a sweet ride like AF1, but cramped shit-class in the back of plane. Had to rent a car, drive about 100 miles to final destination, find a hotel, and go to work the next day. Fuck off bitch.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 15, 2023 10:49 PM (XMwZJ)

215 I knew a girl named Piper. She was cute,and very sweet. Which means she was nice to me, a very nerdy guy.

Funny thing is that she played the flute in the high school band.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (T/Lqj)

Nobody names their daughter Kazooist?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:50 PM (kpwog)

216 There is a HUGE backstory to this, bigger than PtA itself, which involves the grifter behind the production. There's a lot of inside baseball on this, and lawsuits, and hooboy. Would make for a helluva non-politics thread.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2023 10:41 PM (KAi1n)


The reason there was no sequel to Buckaroo Banzai was that the producer apparently sold 200% or more of the rights, so anyone who touches it has a lot of people wanting money up front.
Drugs may have been involved.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2023 10:50 PM (D7oie)

217 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

Every 30-year-old who is not in a permanent vegetative state?

Posted by: Has she seen The Amazing Race? Everyone can do this. at November 15, 2023 10:50 PM (Gwt/J)

218 Laughter is free and one of the finest things in life
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:47 PM (duT0u)

Beats crying. I guess.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 10:50 PM (Angsy)

219
The sad thing is, she'll probably skate past hard work her entire life.

__________

"Hey, Dad, I need a summer job."

"How about a director of a Ukrainian gas company. It's only $50,000 a month, though."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:50 PM (MoZTd)

220 I knew a girl named Piper. She was cute,and very sweet. Which means she was nice to me, a very nerdy guy.

Funny thing is that she played the flute in the high school band.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Nominative Determinism!

Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2023 10:50 PM (DgGvY)

221 217 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

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The man is an unstoppable machine

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:51 PM (hiMh5)

222 I must have missed this part. I think every person I went to school or worked with forgot I existed five minutes after I left.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:34 PM (MoZTd)

Was gonna say...work friends are not friend friends. Get a new job, get a new set of work friends. And you *will* get a new job every few years, because like the one guy said quite succinctly yesterday the age of the company man is over.
Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (PZvjL)
===
I got a cryptic voicemail today from someone from my political past that I haven't spoken to in 20 years. This guy got himself elected to the Oakland City Council so he hasn't exactly covered himself in glory these years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2023 10:51 PM (FqEvY)

223 "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

99.99% of them?

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:51 PM (bWsRe)

224 I bet if I wandered around AOPs back yard I could find some useable points and condenser for a '65 corvair.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:49 PM (uSHSS)

There's a good chance I have N.O.S. ones on hand. They are probably the same Delco set used in other Chevy sixes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (kpwog)

225 I am so old that echidna was not thought to be extinct when I was in 7th Grade.
And starving plants of carbon dioxide (food in their lexicon) should be a war crime. Can't say a war against humanity since humans aren't attacked and the Brussels Spouts deserve what they got coming.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (BJgzI)

226 For a minute there I was afraid I was going to agreeing with Cookie Milano but she kept on talking.
Thanks, Cookie.

https://tinyurl.com/47etkkfc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (FVME7)

227 Buckaroo Banzai
Sounds a sequel to "The Producers."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (XMwZJ)

228 Piper at the Gates of Dawn.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (T/Lqj)

229 And you *will* get a new job every few years, because like the one guy said quite succinctly yesterday the age of the company man is over.
Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 10:40 PM (PZvjL)

Unless you’re at a pretty high level like director level and up, never stay more than 3-4 years anywhere. The money only increases when you move.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (bWsRe)

Or if you’re promoted. I worked for only two companies.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (MNhXM)

230 The man is an unstoppable machine

Because when it comes to roughing it in travel, there's nothing worse than having a private suite on Air Force One, followed by a private luxury train to Keeeeev.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (YAtuc)

231 "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

All of them except those named Piper.

Posted by: davidt at November 15, 2023 10:53 PM (SYTee)

232 What Jill is really saying about Joe "it's tough to get the proper mixture of meth and thorazine but we manage "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 10:53 PM (n+eLX)

233 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at November 15, 2023 10:53 PM (IEw/x)

234 Laughter is free and one of the finest things in life
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:47 PM (duT0u)

Beats crying. I guess.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 10:50 PM (Angsy)
* * * *
Truth.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 15, 2023 10:53 PM (Zb5iS)

235 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"


None of them.
They would be intercepted by the Ukraine Army and given a choice: take the rifle and get into a foxhole, or go to prison for being anti-democracy in Ukraine.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 10:53 PM (uSHSS)

236 Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (T/Lqj)

Can likely be found on Pr0nhub.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 10:53 PM (kpwog)

237 For Racquet Sports : Court Shoes

For Athletics : Gym Shoes

For Lifting : Lifters

For Kickin' Around : Tennies

For Soccer/Football : Cleats

That should cover it...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 15, 2023 10:54 PM (TTAGa)

238 217 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

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Could I skip the "meet with Zelensky" part?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:54 PM (hiMh5)

239 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"
He's a dynamo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at November 15, 2023 10:46 PM (FVME7)

She left out the part where Joe spent his lunch break single handedly excavating the ruins of a bombed orphanage to rescue a dozen nuns and orphans, before giving a magnificent performance at the Keeeve Opera House. Afterwards, he had sex with six hookers and was so good that they paid him.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2023 10:55 PM (YRK4R)

240 My first job out of college as a cub engineer I worked 60+ hours a week. Salary exempt. Within a year I was promoted and almost doubled my salary. Fuck green Z errs

Posted by: Jukin at November 15, 2023 10:55 PM (17s+e)

241 Of course, it would be stupid to try to re-establish any contact with anyone, as I left them with no reason to remember anything good about me. It would only be humiliating for me and, at best, embarrassing for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 10:48 PM (MoZTd)
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Nonsense.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2023 10:55 PM (FqEvY)

242 Piper's the non-violent, passive example of her generation. They're not all like that.

Many are angry and violent. By design. She'll likely trend that way soon enough. Almost all of them do. And we will have to deal with them one way or another.

They're on the streets now in the Capitol City harassing their masters at the DNC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 10:55 PM (Q4IgG)

243 I'm stupid, so what I need is a USA Today-style pie chart showing how Piper spends her time so that Incan fully grasp the scale of her temporal difficulties.

Posted by: I also need a pie. Any kind. at November 15, 2023 10:56 PM (Gwt/J)

244 What Jill is really saying about Joe "it's tough to get the proper mixture of meth and thorazine but we manage "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 10:53 PM (n+eLX)


You need to be the 'sign language guy'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2023 10:56 PM (emlEe)

245 I'm watching a movie on TCM that must be the only one with John Wayne and Frank Sinatra, "Cast a Giant Shadow." Also starring Kirk Douglas, Yul Brynner, Angie Dickinson, James Donald, and Senta Berger.
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2023 10:17 PM (5fDan)

Senta Berger ?

Did her dad work at Mickey D's ?

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2023 10:57 PM (T4tVD)

246 Or if you’re promoted. I worked for only two companies.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (MNhXM)

Damn. That’s unheard of these days. Longest I stayed at a full time job was 2.5 years. Shortest was 14 months. Average about 2 years I guess. Interspersed with some consulting. I expect no loyalty from an employer and I give none. It’s all transactional for me.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:57 PM (bWsRe)

247 Beats crying. I guess.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It does indeed. But sometimes sad things happen. It's life man. Crying is sometimes part of the deal. Yin and yang. Hopefully more haha than boo hoo. But shit happens. Going through a bit of that right now. It's why I checked into ONT tonight to laugh and take my mind off of things currently going on. I appreciate you being the first to acknowledge and welcome me to the thread. Hope things are well with you.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:57 PM (duT0u)

248 243 I'm stupid, so what I need is a USA Today-style pie chart showing how Piper spends her time so that Incan fully grasp the scale of her temporal difficulties.
Posted by: I also need a pie. Any kind. at November 15, 2023 10:56 PM (Gwt/J)

-----------

Have you ever heard of a "Venn diagram"?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 15, 2023 10:58 PM (hiMh5)

249 Is Piper's generation the one that grew up medicated to the gills? Might explain a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 10:58 PM (n+eLX)

250 Goodnight, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 15, 2023 10:58 PM (JrojV)

251 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

So, she thinks that flying in Air Force 1, then sitting in a, probably luxury , train car is strenuous? WTF is wrong with her? IIRC, Air Force 1 actually has a bed that the pres. can sleep in.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:58 PM (0Htd1)

252 How awful! I cannot imagine working with a passive-agressive coworker like that. Prayers up for you!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

I know, right?
I should be the only one allowed to get away with passive aggressive shit.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:59 PM (NYPII)

253 Yeah, gonna just go with a new machine. It'll be the *very first* brand-new washer I've ever owned, btw.

It's not as if we don't have space in the backyard for a washing machine parts-carcass, though. LOL! But dang it, just this Spring I removed 2 dead lawn tractors, a clothes dryer carcass and assorted other junk. There's still 2 pickup trucks but at least one of them will run/move.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:59 PM (njWTi)

254 IIRC, Air Force 1 actually has a bed that the pres. can sleep in.
Posted by: nerdygirl at Novemb

Not just a bed. A bedroom. As well as an office, a kitchen, bunch of couches, etc. It’s like you're at home but flying while on AF1.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 11:00 PM (bWsRe)

255 I gotta get out of IT.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 15, 2023 11:00 PM (Bd6X8)

256 60 Feel good story >

British-Israeli soldier throws seven grenades back at Hamas terrorists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4VVyRsnUs

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)
----
The way that was titled it sounded as if he was catching the ones thrown at him and chucking them back. Deceptive. The word 'back' is the culprit.

Posted by: Ciampino - also tiddlywinks at November 15, 2023 11:00 PM (qfLjt)

257 FLOTUS: "How many 30-year-olds could travel to Poland, get on the train, go nine more hours, go to Ukraine, meet with President Zelenskyy?"

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The man is an unstoppable machine
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 10:51 PM (hiMh5)
***

Reverse cowboy all night long eh Dr Jill?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:00 PM (uSHSS)

258 So, she thinks that flying in Air Force 1, then sitting in a, probably luxury , train car is strenuous? WTF is wrong with her? IIRC, Air Force 1 actually has a bed that the pres. can sleep in.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 10:58 PM (0Htd1)

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That was under Trump. Potatohead had it ripped out and now the entire cabin is filled with free weights and crossfit equipment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 11:00 PM (hiMh5)

259 Damn. That’s unheard of these days. Longest I stayed at a full time job was 2.5 years.

I know one guy who has worked at HP since '91 and another who went to work for Exxon out of college and retired from there a few years ago. But they are definitely exceptions.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2023 11:01 PM (nfrXX)

260 On the last shelf in Al-Shifa with the AK-47 were 2 cans of WD40.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 11:01 PM (xlqcA)

261 The company I'm currently with actually does seem to do the long-term thing--very stable, low-growth, long development time industry--and I'm all for sticking around if that attitude continues. I just figure that they'll get taken over by the MBA Mafia sooner or later like everyone else. It is the way of things...

(at least until everything falls apart and the Big People can no longer ignore the role that slash-n-burn capitalism played in undermining a once mighty economic engine)

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 11:01 PM (PZvjL)

262 Plane Forced To Return To Airport After Horse Escapes


Shoulda opened the door.

It was the horse's dream to be Pegasus.

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2023 11:01 PM (T4tVD)

263 BTW, Buck Dharma's birthday was last Sunday, November 12 (1947) making him 76 and still kicking axe in concert. Go Buck!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 15, 2023 11:02 PM (KAi1n)

264 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2023 11:03 PM (T4tVD)

265 On the last shelf in Al-Shifa with the AK-47 were 2 cans of WD40.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 11:01 PM (xlqcA)
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They hate it when the MRI squeaks

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 15, 2023 11:03 PM (FqEvY)

266 He flies across the country, the thoroughbred of sin

Posted by: bad horse! at November 15, 2023 11:03 PM (yY9wZ)

267 Shoulda opened the door.

It was the horse's dream to be Pegasus.
Posted by: JT at November 15, 2023 11:01 PM (T4tVD)

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As God is my witness...

Posted by: Capt. Bellerophon at November 15, 2023 11:03 PM (hiMh5)

268 71 My work mini-rant in the previous thread was ignored.
*sulks*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 10:16 PM (NYPII)
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Nope I read it. If you can take a few days off and see what happens when there's no one to do that work.

Posted by: Ciampino - talk to the boss? at November 15, 2023 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

269 The way that was titled it sounded as if he was catching the ones thrown at him and chucking them back. Deceptive. The word 'back' is the culprit.
Ummm...that's exactly how I saw it.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 15, 2023 11:04 PM (XMwZJ)

270 I watched Hee Haw as a kid. Those women were gorgeous. It was so corny that you had to laugh. I now have all the episodes on DVD. It’s still funny and the women are still gorgeous.

Posted by: RetSgtRN at November 15, 2023 11:04 PM (DhOnb)

271 Try farming, lady.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

It's easy!

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at November 15, 2023 11:04 PM (KAi1n)

272 Got me thinking about the peeps I work with closely. Nobody has been at the company more than a couple of years. Ironically the youngest guy on the team has been there the longest, it’s his first job out of college and he’s 25.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 11:04 PM (bWsRe)

273 I have been at my company for over 11 years, 13 if you count the first time I worked there. I had a two year Obumbles vacation, but came back because of how much I like the place and the people.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 11:05 PM (T/Lqj)

274 6 Or if you’re promoted. I worked for only two companies.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 10:52 PM (MNhXM)

Damn. That’s unheard of these days. Longest I stayed at a full time job was 2.5 years. Shortest was 14 months. Average about 2 years I guess. Interspersed with some consulting. I expect no loyalty from an employer and I give none. It’s all transactional for me.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:57 PM (bWsRe

It wasn’t about loyalty. It was about finding a working atmosphere I didn’t hate and taking advantage of the benefits that increased the longer you stayed with the company. And I would have only worked for one company if they hand not decided to close their office where I lived. They offered me a promotion to move but I wasn’t going to Atlanta. 😀

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 11:05 PM (MNhXM)

275 How can I make sure I'm eating well and seeing my friends and taking time for my hobbies? How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule?


AceCorp is HIRING

Must be willing to comment with moderate level of coherence

Ask about our Dental Plan!

Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at November 15, 2023 11:05 PM (LzdTs)

276 Why do I feel like Polyanna here tonight? I'm far from it.
Posted by: mnw

The love of my life is sexy Pollyanna. She is far from a Pollyanna. It's ironic. But if you're like her, it's not as bad as you think... Because you are far from it.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 11:06 PM (duT0u)

277 Sneakers, Tennies, Tennis Shoes. What do you call them?

In my world we have shoes and boots.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * No quarter, no mercy at November 15, 2023 11:06 PM (BluNC)

278
Crap, not on TCM, but on a channel called called HDMOV. my bad
Posted by: Gref


I went looking for it and found that channel. I have to pay extra for it. BUT I searched on Roku and it is available free on TUBI. I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2023 11:06 PM (63Dwl)

279 Damn. That’s unheard of these days. Longest I stayed at a full time job was 2.5 years. Shortest was 14 months. Average about 2 years I guess. Interspersed with some consulting. I expect no loyalty from an employer and I give none. It’s all transactional for me.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 10:57 PM (bWsRe)

My company Christmas gift this year is some branded apparel that I get to choose. Whoo who, free advertising and all the choices are black with additional branding with the Nike swoosh. I'm going to pass on the gift. My company loyalty died about 1 year into my first IT job.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 15, 2023 11:07 PM (y8ulm)

280 If you can take a few days off and see what happens when there's no one to do that work.
Posted by: Ciampino -

I'd probably need a shovel to clear the way to my desk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 11:07 PM (NYPII)

281 AceCorp is HIRING

Must be willing to comment with moderate level of coherence

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Idiots are encouraged to apply because we're an Equal Opportunity Employer!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 15, 2023 11:08 PM (hiMh5)

282 Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA


Lance?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:08 PM (uSHSS)

283 They offered me a promotion to move but I wasn’t going to Atlanta. 😀
Posted by: Drive by

I did.

Being laid off by Comintern was the best thing that happened to me!

Posted by: Fanni Willis at November 15, 2023 11:08 PM (LzdTs)

284 Dad loved Hee Haw. Mom loved Lawrence Welk. Somehow they stayed happily married for 55 years.

For me, Hee Haw. Lots and lots of very cute chicks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 11:08 PM (T/Lqj)

285 For me, Hee Haw. Lots and lots of very cute chicks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 11:08 PM (T/Lqj)

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Pffft. Modern audiences don't want cute chicks.

Posted by: The Walt Disney Co. at November 15, 2023 11:09 PM (hiMh5)

286 I like my job.
Except for that woke maskhole

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 11:10 PM (NYPII)

287 Lance?
Posted by: Diogenes

Good Cracker

Posted by: Miklos in best Andy Griffith voice at November 15, 2023 11:10 PM (LzdTs)

288 It's been a while since we have had a serious knock out drag down fight here at The ONT. Sneakers, Tennies, Tennis Shoes. What do you call them?

Of course the blue bastions of buggery and pedophilia would call it *types* *deletes*

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 15, 2023 11:10 PM (iIHmn)

289 I worked for a startup that provided a very generous options package. The vesting schedule was 4 years and I would have stayed to vest. Except we got bought out and the buyer paid everyone’s options in full. Not sure why they did that because a lot of us left. Maybe that was the point, cut headcount voluntarily. Who knows. I bailed the second the money was in my bank account.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 11:10 PM (bWsRe)

290 A moving video of the Israelis handling the aftermath and the dead:

https://youtu.be/yMX6hJAQ34M?si=NWlRWqvJZan1euYX

Posted by: Beverly at November 15, 2023 11:10 PM (Epeb0)

291 British-Israeli soldier throws seven grenades back at Hamas terrorists
Posted by: Martini Farmer

The way that was titled it sounded as if he was catching the ones thrown at him and chucking them back. Deceptive. The word 'back' is the culprit.
Posted by: Ciampino


"Well, pull the pin and throw it back!"

Posted by: just the punchline at November 15, 2023 11:11 PM (DgGvY)

292 Lance?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:08 PM (uSHSS)

Yes. I was a medic in HHB, but went in the field with A Battery. 1988-1991

Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 11:11 PM (T/Lqj)

293 Hope things are well with you.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 10:57 PM (duT0u)

Passable, Adm. I find I'm spending less time here than before. Been doing other things, pretending to try to write some stuff. Next thing I know, Pixy will have posted....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 15, 2023 11:12 PM (Angsy)

294 Sneakers, Tennies, Tennis Shoes. What do you call them?


My shit, muthas

Posted by: Burn, Loot, and Murder at November 15, 2023 11:12 PM (LzdTs)

295 Cute chicks or old man with bubbles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 15, 2023 11:12 PM (R4t5M)

296 I call them by whatever sport they are made for.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 11:13 PM (MNhXM)

297 I have been with my present employer for almost six years and was with my last one for 14.

Perhaps it's just the industry.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 has a BABY! at November 15, 2023 11:13 PM (VWkrI)

298
Length of my employment through my life

12 years
12 years
10 years
2 months. The worst two months of my life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2023 11:13 PM (MoZTd)

299 Running shoes

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 11:14 PM (bWsRe)

300 "Well, pull the pin and throw it back!"
Posted by: just the punchline

FUN FACT

Very few Gunnery Sergeants are blondes.

Posted by: Miklos, casually munching on Crayons at November 15, 2023 11:14 PM (LzdTs)

301 2 months. The worst two months of my life.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They were aholes. Screw them

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 11:14 PM (NYPII)

302 I spent just over 27 years at my last j*b. There were a few in my dept. that were there even longer.

Factory, though. Where else do ya go (that pays well & with decent bennies) "without an education"?

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 11:15 PM (njWTi)

303 289 I worked for a startup that provided a very generous options package. The vesting schedule was 4 years and I would have stayed to vest. Except we got bought out and the buyer paid everyone’s options in full. Not sure why they did that because a lot of us left. Maybe that was the point, cut headcount voluntarily. Who knows. I bailed the second the money was in my bank account.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 11:10 PM (bWsRe)


That's an interesting approach they took. My experience on the corpo side of buyouts is that everyone bails on their own once their dreams of becoming IPO millionaires are dashed and the new owner struggles mightily to cover the knowledge gap in their new toy.

Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 11:15 PM (PZvjL)

304 >> So they'll have the Earth carbon-free in 3.3 billion years.

Increasing solar luminosity (part of the natural life cycle of sun like stars) will take care of that in less than a billion years.

Complex plant life will be gone in maybe 800 million years, and by 1 billion or so, photosynthesis will be impossible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2023 11:15 PM (Mzdiz)

305 Posted by: I also need a pie. Any kind.

Mince meat?

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 11:16 PM (duT0u)

306 Complex plant life will be gone in maybe 800 million years, and by 1 billion or so, photosynthesis will be impossible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

We will need a photosynthesis prosthesis

Posted by: the Plants at November 15, 2023 11:17 PM (LzdTs)

307 Lance?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:08 PM (uSHSS)

Yes. I was a medic in HHB, but went in the field with A Battery. 1988-1991
Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 11:11 PM (T/Lqj)

Ahhh.
I still have a few functioning memory cells. My first assignment was with an 8inch battalion at Herzo Base and our neighbor was 2/377FA, also Lance. We went to Graf. They went to Crete.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:17 PM (uSHSS)

308 Where else do ya go (that pays well & with decent bennies) "without an education"?
Posted by: JQ

Harvard

Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC at November 15, 2023 11:19 PM (LzdTs)

309 AceCorp is HIRING
Must be willing to comment with moderate level of coherence
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Idiots are encouraged to apply because we're an Equal Opportunity Employer!
Posted by: Cicero

Dangit, i'm underqualified. I'm in the idiot development program but haven't yet graduated.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 15, 2023 11:19 PM (iIHmn)

310 Not just a bed. A bedroom. As well as an office, a kitchen, bunch of couches, etc. It’s like you're at home but flying while on AF1.
Posted by: Montec


So, not like being crammed into an economy seat, where you are in the middle seat between two very overweight passengers. DR. Jill is just advertising the fact that they are out of touch with real people. Their handlers shouldn't let either of them talk without a teleprompter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2023 11:20 PM (0Htd1)

311 Tennis shoes… sneakers… What weird names for running shoes. And “tennies” is just baby talk.

Posted by: Durak Kazyol at November 15, 2023 11:20 PM (Ipfsr)

312 Dangit, i'm underqualified. I'm in the idiot development program but haven't yet graduated.
Posted by: BifBewalski

What a Moron

Posted by: Miklos, neglected Sixth Stooge at November 15, 2023 11:20 PM (LzdTs)

313 Where else do ya go (that pays well & with decent bennies) "without an education"?
Posted by: JQ

Harvard
Posted by: Miklosian Opinionations LLC
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
Hadn't taken a drink yet, lucky me!!!!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 11:22 PM (njWTi)

314 Complex plant life will be gone in maybe 800 million years, and by 1 billion or so, photosynthesis will be impossible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Whut aboot Copy&Pastesynthesis ?

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2023 11:22 PM (T4tVD)

315
Evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 15, 2023 11:22 PM (3QDzE)

316 AceCorp is HIRING
Must be willing to comment with moderate level of coherence
---------
Idiots are encouraged to apply because we're an Equal Opportunity Employer!
Posted by: Cicero

Dangit, i'm underqualified. I'm in the idiot development program but haven't yet graduated.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 15, 2023 11:19 PM (iIHmn)
***

BS degree from Moron U!
The 'ettes at the Dental Kollege were hawt!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:22 PM (uSHSS)

317 That's an interesting approach they took. My experience on the corpo side of buyouts is that everyone bails on their own once their dreams of becoming IPO millionaires are dashed and the new owner struggles mightily to cover the knowledge gap in their new toy.
Posted by: CppThis at November 15, 2023 11:15 PM (PZvjL)

That was my 2nd startup. First one was also a buyout. They kept the vesting schedule and converted the options to option of their stock which was public already. So there was all the incentive in the world to stay there since the IPO already happened. This was right around the peak of the 2000 bubble. By the time I had vested any significant number of options the market had already tanked. I was a millionaire multiple times over on paper for a while. That was cool. I ended up with something like $50k in real money before the company went belly up in the .com crash. Was a hell of a ride.

Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 11:22 PM (bWsRe)

318 Passable, Adm. I find I'm spending less time here than before. Been doing other things, pretending to try to write some stuff. Next thing I know, Pixy will have posted....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I'm with you. Haven't been here for a bit. But I always enjoy it when I come back. It's good to see you're still around this joint. Life can get complicated and you drift away from things. But it's a very smart funny crowd here, that cheers my soul that there are people that think like me out there. Lord knows you can't argue
or joke about politics or philosophy at a bar these days it seems.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 11:22 PM (duT0u)

319 My mother had worked for her employer for 31 years and was able to retire in 1997 at age 57 . She never made over $10/hr . She was fortunate that she was able to contribute the max to the multiple company profit sharing plans and discount company stock purchases. The company also provided a med coverage bridge to Medicare after retirement. I assume most of the Dow listed companies continue to offer similar benefit options.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 11:24 PM (MNhXM)

320 Piper should have gotten into corporate law or banking then she could've enjoyed the 20 hour work day

Posted by: nckate at November 15, 2023 11:24 PM (SnxUt)

321 Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:17 PM (uSHSS

Did a live fire in Crete.Three days of field time followed by four days of touring and drinking.

I still can't stand the smell of Ouzo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 11:24 PM (T/Lqj)

322 Whut aboot Copy&Pastesynthesis ?
Posted by: JT

HIYOOOOOO

Posted by: Ed McMahon, sidekick and combat pilot at November 15, 2023 11:25 PM (LzdTs)

323
Motor ist kaput & no replacement part available. Not surprised, it's almost 30 years old.

a-shopping I must go... ugh.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 10:14 PM (njWTi)

Get the part number off the motor and Google and eBay it. Most appliance parts are very standardized and made for a long time. I bet its out there, just not stocked under the OEM name and number and the industry mostly wants to sell you a new unit

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 15, 2023 11:26 PM (3/XaG)

324 I still can't stand the smell of Ouzo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Uzi, ya Moron

Posted by: Dr. Ruth, Sexologist and Israeli Sniper at November 15, 2023 11:26 PM (LzdTs)

325 I still can't stand the smell of Ouzo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at November 15, 2023 11:24 PM (T/Lqj)

I can relate. After a year in Turkey, just a sniff of Raki (Turkish Ouzo)and its dry heave time.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:27 PM (uSHSS)

326 Evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone

Good evening. Do you speak French?

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at November 15, 2023 11:28 PM (duT0u)

327 HIYOOOOOO
Posted by: Ed McMahon, sidekick and combat pilot at November 15, 2023 11:25 PM (LzdTs)

Seems like I oughtta know you......

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2023 11:28 PM (T4tVD)

328 >>> Sneakers, Tennies, Tennis Shoes. What do you call them?

In my land - cock socks for your feet.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 15, 2023 11:29 PM (cOq4q)

329 BS degree from Moron U!
The 'ettes at the Dental Kollege were hawt!
Posted by: Diogenes

Life Experience Credits and Dental Kollege graduates Accepted.

Posted by: University of Miklos at November 15, 2023 11:29 PM (LzdTs)

330 So...boy do I have a business idea...if the government will pay you to get CO2 out of the air I've invented these things called Trees (TM).

For the low low price of $1M per Tree (TM) I'll plant one on any land the government wants...or offer a small discount for larger orders of course.

And really can you put a price on being safe from Global Warmination? I mean really?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 11:30 PM (XqcwY)

331 So, I started a new short-term project today. Making a pair of long forks to fit on the loader bucket of my tractor so I can use it in the manner of a forklift. Basically an 80" long piece of 3" steel angle, fitted with a hook or slot that slides over the lower lip of the bucket, with the end projecting underneath the bucket to its rear. Got one of the pair built, and burned up nearly a pound of 6011 electrode doing it. Most of that was consumed welding a 2-foot reinforcing section of the same angle stock under the area where the hook engages the bucket. I figure that's where the stress is greatest. And I bought a new box of electrodes. Other piece gets built tomorrow, weather permitting. I have several anticipated uses for such forks in the next couple of weeks, but they will be handy for lots of things, enabling me to lift some stuff with the tractor without dismounting to sling a chain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 11:30 PM (kpwog)

332 Get the part number off the motor and Google and eBay it. Most appliance parts are very standardized and made for a long time. I bet its out there, just not stocked under the OEM name and number and the industry mostly wants to sell you a new unit
Posted by: Azjaeger

Hmmm. This sounds better than keeping a carcass in the yard! Seriously, I should've thought of this already.

Thank you!

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 11:30 PM (njWTi)

333 Arak is much worse than Ouzo.

All that anise liquor is awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 15, 2023 11:31 PM (R4t5M)

334
Well, before the Sun goes red giant, the Andromeda and Milky Way galaxies will collide and then merge, forming an elliptical galaxy. Here's a simulation of that:

https://tinyurl.com/yy2nh3bw

Well that is spectacular at that scale, there won't be too many stellar collisions -- galaxies are mostly empty space at the star size level.

What happens to the solar system during all that is really unknown, although they like to run simulations. Just not enough information to really predict anything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2023 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)

335 @316 AceCorp is hiring - learn to shelve

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 15, 2023 11:31 PM (n+eLX)

336 https://www.appliancepartspros.com

Try these guys if you haven't

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 15, 2023 11:33 PM (3/XaG)

337 I still can't stand the smell of Ouzo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA
----
I can relate. After a year in Turkey, just a sniff of Raki (Turkish Ouzo)and its dry heave time.
Posted by: Diogenes

*vague drunken nightmare*
Is that the milky looking liquor-ish shiz that smell like rancid black licorish? (sp)

That stuff makes Jaegermeister sound good in comlarison.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 15, 2023 11:34 PM (iIHmn)

338 So...boy do I have a business idea...if the government will pay you to get CO2 out of the air I've invented these things called Trees (TM).

For the low low price of $1M per Tree (TM) I'll plant one on any land the government wants...or offer a small discount for larger orders of course.

And really can you put a price on being safe from Global Warmination? I mean really?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 15, 2023 11:30 PM (XqcwY)

I just read about the grove of trees the government planted in the 30’s from North Dakota to Texas as a windbreak. Over 220 million.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 11:36 PM (MNhXM)

339 I ended up with something like $50k in real money before the company went belly up in the .com crash. Was a hell of a ride.
Posted by: Montec at November 15, 2023 11:22 PM (bWsRe)


I'm reminded of the start up I worked for in Tacoma. Boss hired a consultant who was super rich! Yeah right. He was a brilliant dumbass. Turns out he wrote the original code for internet radio and later, internet tv. Sold both and was worth (he claims) just over $120mill. Kept it invested in techs until his accountant demanded he shift some to more stable things or he'd quit. So he shifted 10% of his holdings. That's the only thing that saved him after the tech wreck.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:36 PM (uSHSS)

340 I see you have a CO2 problem, here in River City. You know what cures CO2? A boy's marching band, that's what!

Posted by: Professor Harold Hill at November 15, 2023 11:37 PM (YRK4R)

341 I like the story of the Microsoft startup secretary who sold her shares for a couple of million. If she would have held on to them she would have been on of the richest women in the Country.

I don’t know if that is an urban myth or but just an exaggeration.

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 11:39 PM (MNhXM)

342 *vague drunken nightmare*
Is that the milky looking liquor-ish shiz that smell like rancid black licorish? (sp)

That stuff makes Jaegermeister sound good in comlarison.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 15, 2023 11:34 PM (iIHmn)
***
Yup.
That's it.
Pro Tip: after drinking it, eat some yogurt. It replaces all the digestive track critters that get destroyed by the licorish crap. My Turk buddy taught me this. However, I never drank any again. Vile!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:40 PM (uSHSS)

343 Just not enough information to really predict anything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

We have to protect our phony baloney jobs!

Posted by: every GS-11 and above at November 15, 2023 11:40 PM (LzdTs)

344 Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:36 PM (uSHSS)

Isn’t that what made Mark Cuban a billionaire? Talk about a rich dumbass .

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 11:42 PM (MNhXM)

345 How the fck does a horse get loose on a airplane? Was he loaded in a air-holed cardboard box?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2023 11:44 PM (llON8)

346 What made Desi Arnaz a Cuban millionaire?

Posted by: Miklos has Questions at November 15, 2023 11:45 PM (LzdTs)

347 Posted by: Azjaeger at November 15, 2023 11:33 PM

I've used them before... no luck this time. Also, repairclinic and eappliancerepair... nope.

BUT! Haven't done a search for just the motor, no brand or model#.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 11:45 PM (njWTi)

348 Hello horde, it’s a fine night out on the plains.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 15, 2023 11:46 PM (AEMLr)

349 G'night all. Just about over my death level jet lag and have to head down to CO Springs tomorrow. Get to buy my brother and his family dinner tommorrow evening in Castle Rock (his birthday was last week, he's almost 29).

I'll lurk yas tomorrow evening.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 15, 2023 11:46 PM (iIHmn)

350 What made Desi Arnaz a Cuban millionaire?
Posted by: Miklos has Questions at November 15, 2023 11:45 PM (LzdTs)

Lucy ?

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2023 11:47 PM (T4tVD)

351 What made Desi Arnaz a Cuban millionaire?
Posted by: Miklos has Questions at November 15, 2023 11:45 PM (LzdTs)

Desilu Productions?

Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 11:48 PM (MNhXM)

352 331 So, I started a new short-term project today. Making a pair of long forks to fit on the loader bucket of my tractor so I can use it in the manner of a forklift.
===

Can it pick up the Studebaker or is it destined for lighter duty.?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 11:49 PM (xlqcA)

353 Hello horde, it’s a fine night out on the plains.
Posted by: Pete Bog

As long as the rain remains in Spain.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos-Henry Higgins at November 15, 2023 11:50 PM (LzdTs)

354 351 What made Desi Arnaz a Cuban millionaire?
Posted by: Miklos has Questions at November
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Desi was a B actor but a smart man, he married Lucy.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 11:51 PM (xlqcA)

355 Hey! That's Roy Clark singing my theme song!

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 15, 2023 11:51 PM (iZEhM)

356 "As long as the rain remains in Spain."
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Nah, the rain is right here. And fog. It's okay, we need the moisture.

Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2023 11:51 PM (njWTi)

357 Isn’t that what made Mark Cuban a billionaire? Talk about a rich dumbass .
Posted by: Drive by at November 15, 2023 11:42 PM (MNhXM)

No idea.
But I learned early on that just because one made big bucks in the dot.boom, didn't mean they were smart.
Maria Cantwell, senator from Washington State. Made some big money...got elected as this tech genius...lost most of it. Been selling her vote ever since.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2023 11:52 PM (uSHSS)

358 The California idiot in quote number 2 has obviously never heard of an air separation plant. These already exist, all over the world and pull CO2 out of the air along with Nitrogen Argon Oxygen and sometimes the rare gases, Neon, Xenon, Krypton.

AT 420ppm CO2, his 1000 Tons mean he's processing 2.381,000 tons of air per year.

The largest airsep plant in the world, which actually produces products like oxygen and nitrogen in addition to CO2, is 9 million tons of air per year. But it's only one unit of 17 at that location!

The world is already covered with useful plants like this guy is bragging about. And they make products, not attitudes.

Posted by: scottst at November 15, 2023 11:52 PM (ojBxe)

359 Can it pick up the Studebaker or is it destined for lighter duty.?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 11:49 PM (xlqcA)

Lighter duty. Loader is rated at 3000 pounds, I think, but the forks extended out would make the load appear heavier to the machine. A stripped car body, stripped frame, or an engine on a pallet is my target load.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 11:52 PM (kpwog)

360 Mr. TiFW worked for the same company for 37 years, straight out of college. He liked it so much that he went back as a "casual" employee. Of course, staying at home with me and Rebecca wasn't very intellectually stimulating....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at November 15, 2023 11:52 PM (SRRAx)

361 Tennis shoes… sneakers… What weird names for running shoes. And “tennies” is just baby talk.
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at November 15, 2023 11:20 PM (Ipfsr)

We called them tennies, not running shoes because they’re not all for running;, some actually are for tennis , but most are just fashionable walking shoes But what they’re not is trainers, the euro translation of tennies/sneakers. Also to them a jumper is a sweater. What?

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2023 11:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

362 Desi Arnaz hit song-Ba Ba LU

LUcille Ball

Coincidence? I think not.

THINK, SHEEPLE!!!!

Posted by: Miklos has Questionswishes he had hair like the "it's aliens" guy at November 15, 2023 11:53 PM (LzdTs)

363
I'm looking up the history of Desilu, which is the history of Desi and Lucy, basically. Lucy bought Desi out in 1962, and took it over for herself. She sold it in '68 and it became Paramount, or part of it or whatever.

Desi was no dummy, he just couldn't keep it in his pants.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2023 11:55 PM (Mzdiz)

364 I amused myself reading a ranker list of fan observations on how Dumbledore was not a good guy
A lot of the arguments made sense

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 15, 2023 11:55 PM (NYPII)

365 Loader is rated at 3000 pounds, I think, but the forks extended out would make the load appear heavier to the machine. A stripped car body, stripped frame, or an engine on a pallet is my target load.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Could you get Darleen over onto that other couch?

Posted by: Miklos has questions of Physics and Logistics at November 15, 2023 11:56 PM (LzdTs)

366 but “superstar” Daisy was persistent in getting Rose to follow her
Then Daisy pushed her in with the cat, right?

Posted by: GWB at November 15, 2023 11:56 PM (JgU20)

367 The largest airsep plant in the world, which actually produces products like oxygen and nitrogen in addition to CO2, is 9 million tons of air per year. But it's only one unit of 17 at that location!

The world is already covered with useful plants like this guy is bragging about. And they make products, not attitudes.
Posted by: scottst at November 15, 2023 11:52 PM (ojBxe)

I am not sure how they can "sequester" the CO2 underground in concrete vaults forever. Go deep enough, and the hydrostatic pressure will keep it liquid, I guess.

Here in Canada, CO2 scrubbed from power plant stack gases is being used as a miscible flood to help recover oil from tight formations. Liquid CO2 is a solvent that dissolves crude oil, and makes it more fluid. So they actually get value back from sequestering it. Enough that it would pay to do it, absent the stupid "carbon credits".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 11:58 PM (kpwog)

368 Poor Piper.
There always is the World's oldest profession to fall back on.

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2023 11:58 PM (z+ik4)

369
Desi is often credited with creating the 3 camera setup, but it was likely done earlier. He just made it a big thing.

He also insisted on filming the shows, and even figured out a way to keep a live studio audience in, something they said was impossible to do without spending a fortune.

Anyway, Desi, by filming I Love Lucy, insured a constant stream of royalties to Desilu. It was a genius move, at least in hindsight, how it all worked out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 15, 2023 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)

370 ut “superstar” Daisy was persistent in getting Rose to follow her
Then Daisy pushed her in with the cat, right?

And finally gets the new home she deserved. Poor Daisy. She can never tell a soul.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 15, 2023 11:59 PM (AEMLr)

371 Lucille Ball was hot. See her in old Groucho other movies in that time period, very nice.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2023 11:59 PM (xlqcA)

372 Could you get Darleen over onto that other couch?
Posted by: Miklos has questions of Physics and Logistics at November 15, 2023 11:56 PM (LzdTs)

Duct tapes cattle prod to loader fork.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 11:59 PM (kpwog)

373 Poor Piper.
There always is the World's oldest profession to fall back on.
Posted by: Roy

Winning the Democratic Primary is the hard part.

Posted by: Miklos wishes to revise and retract at November 15, 2023 11:59 PM (LzdTs)

374 AOP. Rig a Three Point rig to hang some cast iron weights on the ass end of that tractor, and your lifting margins will improve, a bit.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2023 12:00 AM (e6UQI)

375 Desi Arnaz hit song-Ba Ba LU

I thought it was Cat Balooooo

Posted by: JT at November 16, 2023 12:02 AM (T4tVD)

376 Duct tapes cattle prod to loader fork.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

After a case of Natty Daddys, she'll just laugh

Posted by: Miklos wishes Lifestyle Changes at November 16, 2023 12:02 AM (LzdTs)

377 Rig a Three Point rig to hang some cast iron weights on the ass end of that tractor, and your lifting margins will improve, a bit.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim

Or just get Marleen and Charleen to grab and hold (which they can do).

Posted by: Miklos sees realistic solutions at November 16, 2023 12:04 AM (LzdTs)

378 AOP. Rig a Three Point rig to hang some cast iron weights on the ass end of that tractor, and your lifting margins will improve, a bit.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2023 12:00 AM (e6UQI)

Heh. I think the hydraulics on the loader would give out before it lifted the back wheels off the ground. The tire tubes are already filled with calcium chloride solution to add weight, and there are cast iron wheel weights, as well. I think my home-made forks would buckle before I reached a load that would damage the tractor, and I am fine with that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 12:05 AM (kpwog)

379
On a late '70s episode of Johnny Carson (clip is somewhere on Youtube), he had a number of the great comedians all sitting on the couch, and the question came up, who's the greatest straight man.

To a man, they all said Desi Arnaz.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 12:05 AM (Mzdiz)

380 I thought it was Cat Balooooo
Posted by: JT

Didn't Cat Stevens change his name to Cat Islamaboom?

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, working on some fatwas at November 16, 2023 12:05 AM (LzdTs)

381 Ha, dad had a Jubilee Ford, new version of N series, rigged up for round bales. Dicey, funny to watch it go.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 12:06 AM (xlqcA)

382 Didn't Cat Stevens change his name to Cat Islamaboom?
Posted by: Mullah Miklos, working on some fatwas at November 16, 2023 12:05 AM (LzdTs)

Yusuf Islam, IIRC. Dipshit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 12:06 AM (kpwog)

383 a miscible flood to help recover oil from tight formations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Things that sound lewd but aren't, for $300.

Posted by: mikeski at November 16, 2023 12:06 AM (DgGvY)

384 On a late '70s episode of Johnny Carson (clip is somewhere on Youtube), he had a number of the great comedians all sitting on the couch, and the question came up, who's the greatest straight man.

To a man, they all said Desi Arnaz.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Of course.

Otherwise they'd have some 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: Miklos played conga drums once at November 16, 2023 12:07 AM (LzdTs)

385 Star Trek owes it's existence to Desilu.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 16, 2023 12:08 AM (S6gqv)

386 You don't NEED a job. You don't NEED money. You can take full responsibility for your own food and shelter. Build yourself a cabin, grow and catch your own food. Go for it. Live your life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:08 AM (GEUYw)

387 Publius & B-yard

"Not being able to keep it in his pants" was Desi's cover story. Lucille Ball went along with it. In reality he was a sloppy, stumbling, pee-his-pants drunk, & that's why she divorced him. He embarrassed her.

Lucille Ball was a Broadway chorus girl before the Marx Brothers, so you'd expect her to look hot.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:09 AM (NLIak)

388 That YMCA job comes in handy when you would rather rent an apartment in the city rather than live in a shack in the woods. And Netflix doesn't barter for monthly access.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:10 AM (GEUYw)

389
I'm reading about Desi. In '66 he was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

There were a couple of yutes who were partying nearby, and parked in front of his house, and began catcalling and harassing his and Lucy's daughter, Lucie, who was 15 at the time and a friend of hers staying over.

He got his gun and went out and ran them off. He shot two warning shots in the ground.

I knew Desi was good people.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 12:11 AM (Mzdiz)

390 Why the C-Section? Can't she have them the usual way?

Sometimes being born by C-Section is useful.

Posted by: Macduff at November 16, 2023 12:11 AM (vjhKJ)

391 who's the greatest straight man.

It wasn't Rock Hudson.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:11 AM (GEUYw)

392 Famous joke about Desi Arnaz:

On the I Love Lucy Show, he played a Cuban band leader who was married to Lucille Ball... and he wasn't convincing.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:12 AM (NLIak)

393 The picture at the link is almost a twin to my tractor, with same loader. International B414D. "D" being Diesel. Made in England, it was. Runs like a pup, and it is 60 years old.

https://tinyurl.com/4eeed52z

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 12:13 AM (kpwog)

394 385 Star Trek owes it's existence to Desilu.

Posted by: Tom Servo
----------

That was Lucille Ball's show, she pushed it.
Every show was an American morality play
and it's still in the minds of people today.
She saw the hand writng on the wall and
did her bit to get America's youth on course.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 12:13 AM (xlqcA)

395 391 who's the greatest straight man.

It wasn't Rock Hudson.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:11 AM (GEUYw)

Paul Lynde?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 16, 2023 12:14 AM (xaFKb)

396 You don't NEED a job. You don't NEED money. You can take full responsibility for your own food and shelter. Build yourself a cabin, grow and catch your own food. Go for it. Live your life.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist

*NOTICE OF SALE OF CABIN AND LAND FOR UNPAID PROPERTY TAXES*

Posted by: Your Gummint at Work at November 16, 2023 12:15 AM (LzdTs)

397 who's the greatest straight man.

That's not important right now.

Posted by: mikeski at November 16, 2023 12:15 AM (DgGvY)

398 He threw up on his shoes one time too many-- she was out of there.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:16 AM (NLIak)

399 who's the greatest straight man.

It wasn't Rock Hudson.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:11 AM (GEUYw)

Paul Lynde?
Posted by: Romeo13

*throws confetti at Charles Nelson Reilly*

Posted by: Rip Taylor (RIP) at November 16, 2023 12:17 AM (LzdTs)

400 *NOTICE OF SALE OF CABIN AND LAND FOR UNPAID PROPERTY TAXES*
Posted by: Your Gummint

Squat in a national park Unabomber style.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:18 AM (GEUYw)

401 396

Well, it worked for Ted Kazinsky.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:18 AM (NLIak)

402 Horde mind

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:20 AM (GEUYw)

403 Yes.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:20 AM (NLIak)

404 Squat in a national park Unabomber style.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist

Gopnik + Unabomber + no neighbors

This...could work if vodka still is included.

Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich, Friend of All Noble Uncles called Palp at November 16, 2023 12:20 AM (LzdTs)

405 You don't NEED a job. You don't NEED money. You can take full responsibility for your own food and shelter. Build yourself a cabin, grow and catch your own food. Go for it. Live your life.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist


And when you discover that that's far more work than your 9-5 job, you might come to appreciate our problematic capitalist society, Miss Piper.

Posted by: a god of the copybook headings at November 16, 2023 12:20 AM (DgGvY)

406 > Do You Say “Tennis Shoes”, “Gym Shoes”, or “Sneakers”?


I believe our friends in the UK sometimes call them "trainers" or "brothel creepers".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2023 12:21 AM (W5ArC)

407 367
Here in Canada, CO2 scrubbed from power plant stack gases is being used as a miscible flood to help recover oil from tight formations. Liquid CO2 is a solvent that dissolves crude oil, and makes it more fluid. So they actually get value back from sequestering it. Enough that it would pay to do it, absent the stupid "carbon credits".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2023 11:58 PM (kpwog)
----
That should be miscible fluid, right?
Liquid CO2 is a useful extraction solvent for getting temperature-sensitive oils out of plants, for example. These are used in perfumes and foods.

Posted by: Ciampino - those guys are scamming at November 16, 2023 12:21 AM (qfLjt)

408 I remember the Lucy Show more than I remember I Love Lucy.

Mr. Mooney .

Posted by: Drive by at November 16, 2023 12:22 AM (MNhXM)

409 Well, it worked for Ted Kazinsky.
Posted by: mnw

But he was a Harvard Man, you see.

Posted by: Unelite Miklos at November 16, 2023 12:22 AM (LzdTs)

410 393 The picture at the link is almost a twin to my tractor, with same loader. International B414D. "D" being Diesel. Made in England, it was. Runs like a pup, and it is 60 years old.

https://tinyurl.com/4eeed52z

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
====

During WWII Ford sent hundreds of Tractors to England so the women/wives could do the plowing while hubby was fighting the Hun.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 12:22 AM (xlqcA)

411
Trainers

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket at November 16, 2023 12:23 AM (XeU6L)

412 >> Mr. Mooney .

Gale Gordon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)

413 Mr. Mooney .
Posted by: Drive by

If Mr. Mooney and Milburn Drysdale worked in the same bank-

Who would be the boss?

Posted by: Miklos will steal Miss Jane's car while you are distracted at November 16, 2023 12:24 AM (LzdTs)

414 The knife cuts both ways, when you have a LIV population who elect idiot reps who vote for unconstitutional (un Magna Cartial?) policies, it is nice to have the judges as a backstop.

“This is a dark day for British democracy. Five people you’ve probably never heard of, and definitely never voted for, have ruled in their infinite wisdom that the UK government is forbidden from enacting the Rwanda policy to deal with illegal immigration. So the desires of ministers voted into power by us do not matter. The beliefs of the public, growing numbers of whom back the Rwanda policy, do not matter. The hard-fought-for principle that policy should be decided by the elected, not by princes, priests or posh men and women in wigs, does not matter. All that matters, it seems, is the feeling and opinion of a few judges. That overrides everything. This is an act of judicial tyranny.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:24 AM (GEUYw)

415
At what pressure does CO2 liquify?

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket at November 16, 2023 12:25 AM (XeU6L)

416 > *NOTICE OF SALE OF CABIN AND LAND FOR UNPAID PROPERTY TAXES*
Posted by: Your Gummint at Work at November 16, 2023 12:15 AM (LzdTs)

The Unorganized Borough of Alaska (bigger than Texas) has no property taxes, though I believe some villages within it do.

There's also no state income tax or state sales tax in Alaska.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2023 12:25 AM (W5ArC)

417 Oops
/Bucket

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2023 12:26 AM (XeU6L)

418 > If Mr. Mooney and Milburn Drysdale worked in the same bank-

Who would be the boss?
Posted by: Miklos will steal Miss Jane's car while you are distracted at November 16, 2023 12:24 AM (LzdTs)


Drysdale would be Mooney's bitch.

Is there any doubt about it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2023 12:26 AM (W5ArC)

419 Sometimes you need a miscible fluid to get in those tight spaces.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:26 AM (GEUYw)

420 Here is what you need. You need to be useful to your fellow humans in some way, so that they will pay you to be useful to them in some way or another. If you can't do that, well...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 16, 2023 12:27 AM (MeG8a)

421
Famous joke about Desi Arnaz:

On the I Love Lucy Show, he played a Cuban band leader who was married to Lucille Ball... and he wasn't convincing.
Posted by: mnw

::::::::::::

I don't get it! I know he actually was married to her, but...?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 16, 2023 12:27 AM (3QDzE)

422 At what pressure does CO2 liquify?

Depends on the temperature?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 16, 2023 12:27 AM (GEUYw)

423 don't get it! I know he actually was married to her, but...?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 16, 2023 12:27 AM (3QDzE)

I think it was a dig at his acting ability.

Posted by: Drive by at November 16, 2023 12:28 AM (MNhXM)

424 That should be miscible fluid, right?
Liquid CO2 is a useful extraction solvent for getting temperature-sensitive oils out of plants, for example. These are used in perfumes and foods.
Posted by: Ciampino - those guys are scamming at November 16, 2023 12:21 AM (qfLjt)

When they pump fluid into a formation to assist in extracting the hydrocarbon, they call it a "flood".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 12:28 AM (kpwog)

425 Rode in a tanker full of liquid CO2. It was like the ocean with that liquid pushing back and forth. Not conducive for napping.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 12:28 AM (xlqcA)

426 the UK government is forbidden from enacting the Rwanda policy to deal with illegal immigration.

Does the "Rwanda policy" include the use of machetes?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 16, 2023 12:28 AM (YRK4R)

427 On the I Love Lucy Show, he played a Cuban band leader who was married to Lucille Ball... and he wasn't convincing.
----

As a band leader, or as a husband?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2023 12:28 AM (XeU6L)

428 At what pressure does CO2 liquify?

HOW DARE YOU

Posted by: Greta Scoldberg at November 16, 2023 12:29 AM (LzdTs)

429
Depends on the temperature?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA
-

STP

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2023 12:29 AM (XeU6L)

430 If Mr. Mooney and Milburn Drysdale worked in the same bank-

Who would be the boss?
Posted by: Miklos will steal Miss Jane's car while you are distracted at November 16, 2023 12:24 AM (LzdTs)

One would run the East coast operation and the other the West Coast.

Posted by: Drive by at November 16, 2023 12:29 AM (MNhXM)

431 Ever see the police composite drawing of the Unabomber?

It looked quite a bit like Don Johnson on Miami Vice.

Son of Sam was a TRULY uncanny likeness of a Puerto Rican Congressman named Herman Badillo.

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:29 AM (NLIak)

432
Critical temperature of CO2 is about 88F, and critical pressure is about 1100 psi.

Those little CO2 cartridges don't go splodey though, even though the temperature can get above that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)

433 Lucy was a little past her prime by the time this 29-year-old came along. Her daughter, now, she was definitely a 1.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2023 12:31 AM (W5ArC)

434
Technically, above critical temp, there is no longer a "liquid" state.

A rule of thumb is a substance above critical temp, but below critical pressure is a "gas" (as opposed to vapor, which could be liquified by isothermal compression). Above critical pressure and temp, it's a "supercritical fluid".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 12:31 AM (Mzdiz)

435 International overbuilt every piece I'm familiar with.
Pricey service dept but they backed up their work.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 16, 2023 12:33 AM (xlqcA)

436 On the I Love Lucy Show, he played a Cuban band leader who was married to Lucille Ball... and he wasn't convincing.
----

As a band leader, or as a husband?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Ahem

Posted by: Desi Arnaz Jr. at November 16, 2023 12:33 AM (LzdTs)

437
I think it was a dig at his acting ability.
Posted by: Drive by

::::::::::::::

Oh! Stranger still. He wasn't bad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 16, 2023 12:33 AM (3QDzE)

438 A rule of thumb is a substance above critical temp, but below critical pressure is a "gas" (as opposed to vapor, which could be liquified by isothermal compression). Above critical pressure and temp, it's a "supercritical fluid".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I don't really understand this, but I'm sure Joe or Kamala can explain.

Posted by: Miseducated Miklos at November 16, 2023 12:35 AM (LzdTs)

439 Yes, it was a cruel joke about Desi Arnaz' acting ability.

Another cruel joke, completely apocryphal (widely believed but never really happened):

A film director kept giving Rock Hudson suggestions on how to make his character more convincing, & then doing retake after retake-- until Rock finally screamed, "I'm not an actor! I'm a movie star!'





Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:36 AM (NLIak)

440 Well, I am going to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2023 12:37 AM (kpwog)

441
At what pressure does CO2 liquify?
Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket

############

Liquefy
Putrefy
Rarefy
Stupefy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 16, 2023 12:37 AM (3QDzE)

442 From the 80s, I vaguely recall some jokes about regret of having gotten "a Piece of the Rock".

Posted by: Memory of Miklos at November 16, 2023 12:39 AM (LzdTs)

443 Well, I am going to go to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Studebaker dreams

Posted by: Miklos can sleep until after the sun comes up tomorrow, which is good at November 16, 2023 12:40 AM (LzdTs)

444 "getting a piece of the Rock"?

Risky business!

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:41 AM (NLIak)

445 International overbuilt every piece I'm familiar with.
Pricey service dept but they backed up their work.
Posted by: Braenyard

I read "international overbuilt" and immediately thought

Mexican weathergirls

Posted by: Miklos is probably a bad person at November 16, 2023 12:42 AM (LzdTs)

446 426 the UK government is forbidden from enacting the Rwanda policy to deal with illegal immigration.

Does the "Rwanda policy" include the use of machetes?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 16, 2023 12:28 AM (YRK4R)
----
a machete is called a panga around East and South Africa. Not sure about West Africa. Machete word isn't used around those parts.

Posted by: Ciampino - Cane knife for the landlubbers at November 16, 2023 12:44 AM (qfLjt)

447 ...From the 80s, I vaguely recall some jokes about regret of having gotten "a Piece of the Rock".
Posted by: Memory of Miklos at November 16, 2023 12:39 AM (LzdTs)



Liberace, on hearing of the demise of Rock Hudson: "...I'm sure gonna miss that old asshole!"


*or so it has been told*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2023 12:47 AM (e6UQI)

448 Risky business!

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:41 AM (NLIak)


Scientology is the cure!

Posted by: Tom Cruise, Jumpin' On The Furniture Over Xenu at November 16, 2023 12:48 AM (emlEe)

449
It's about what, if any, is the difference between a "gas" and "vapor". There is no real exact definition, but a common convention is that a substance is a vapor if it's below it's critical temperature, and thus can be turned into a liquid by isothermal compression alone.

CO2 below 88F would be a vapor.

To liquefy a gas, you have to cool it as well as compress.

If you imagine a vessel with a substance below critical temp, with both liquid and vapor above it, there is a distinct phase difference, and a meniscus line. Imagine heating it up. At critical temperate, the density of the liquid and vapor become equal. The meniscus disappears. The vapor pressure at this temperature is the critical pressure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 12:50 AM (Mzdiz)

450

Tesla continues to cash in on carbon credits

https://tinyurl.com/4663ywj2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2023 12:53 AM (63Dwl)

451 Nytol

Posted by: mnw at November 16, 2023 12:53 AM (NLIak)

452 429
Depends on the temperature?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA
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STP

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2023 12:29 AM (XeU6L)

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https://is.gd/uqi8uy

Posted by: Ciampino - dry ice is fun stuff at November 16, 2023 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

453
You can define Psychrometrics as the study of gas-vapor mixtures. Some of the components are gases over the range of temps and pressures of interest, while the others are vapors, and can condense and evaporate over the range of interest.

Air-water vapor is the most important one of such gas-vapor mixtures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

454 Christmas display in Bethlehem is cancelled by Palestinian authorities 'in honour of Hamas martyrs' as Israel continues to battle terrorists in Gaza.

https://mol.im/a/12755305

Does Santa Claus know about this?

Posted by: Ciampino - So they are all on the NAUGHTY list at November 16, 2023 01:01 AM (qfLjt)

455 Nytol
Posted by: mnw

Midol

Posted by: Miklos is not sure if they even make that anymore...for the Ladies at November 16, 2023 01:08 AM (LzdTs)

456 Another melaninized delinquent or is there more to the story?

Annie Richardson dies after she and three others were stabbed in random attack by Louisiana Tech student Jacoby Johnson: Women were leaving morning exercise class.

https://mol.im/a/12754851

Posted by: Ciampino - Hate crime? at November 16, 2023 01:08 AM (qfLjt)

457
I was trying to remember. Before '82 STP was defined as 0C, and 1 atm. Since then, it's 0C, and 1 bar (which is defined as 100 kPa, and a wee bit less than 1 atm).

There is also an "NTP" defined, normal temp and pressure, which varies, depending on who is using it. Pressure here is usually 1 atm, and temperatures are in the 60 to 70F range.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 01:09 AM (Mzdiz)

458 NTP if not stated is taken to be 1 atmosphere and 20°C.

Posted by: Ciampino - STP for your car? at November 16, 2023 01:18 AM (qfLjt)

459
I see the US Army defined "Standard Metro Conditions" for ballistics work as 15C/59F, 750mmHg, and 80% RH.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)

460
No, scratch the humidity, it's 78% RH, not 80%. The 80% is another standard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 01:23 AM (Mzdiz)

461 and 80% RH.
Posted by: publius
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It's all of those troops down at Ft. Polk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2023 01:24 AM (XeU6L)

462 I'm old and senile. Tennis shoes. Always had a pair, never played the game.

Posted by: outside adjitator at November 16, 2023 01:33 AM (Qoa6L)

463 I'm old and senile. Tennis shoes. Always had a pair, never played the game.
Posted by: outside adjitator
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Pickleball. It's all the rage, they tell me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2023 01:38 AM (XeU6L)

464 Always take your nasty socks off before bed.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2023 01:40 AM (KAi1n)

465
Speaking of these standards, the other day thanks to an afternoon thread, I got interested in the history of the definitions of the pound(mass), and the US customary units and imperial units and all that.

Basically, you can think of the US customary and Imperial as a "fork" of older English units, which were a mish mash.

Anyway, the pound sterling, the Brit currency was originally a "Tower pound" (which is different and less than both a Troy and Avoirdupois pound) of sterling silver. A penny coin was thus 1/240 of such a pound of silver.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)

466 Pickleball. It's all the rage, they tell me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

The new Adibas line-

Pickleball shoes.

The urban trend setting youth will just call them "picks".

Go in the store, pick what you want, and walk out.

Posted by: Miklos learns from the Nike business model at November 16, 2023 01:52 AM (LzdTs)

467 How did "Piper" wind up as a girl's name? Isn't "laying pipe" the guy's half of the act?
Posted by: mikeski


Just a wild ass guess, probably from Pepper. It was a rare luxury in the Medieval period. Like naming your kid 'Goldie.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2023 01:52 AM (IG4Id)

468 Amber Avoirdupois would be a good stripper name.

Posted by: Not as if Miklos would know at November 16, 2023 01:54 AM (LzdTs)

469
The US gallon is defined as 231 in^3. That was originally from the old units from which it forked, something they called a wine gallon, or a Queen Anne gallon.

It was originally supposed to be that volume of wine that would weigh 8lbs, but the lb there was something different that avoirdupois or troy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 01:54 AM (Mzdiz)

470 It was originally supposed to be that volume of wine that would weigh 8lbs, but the lb there was something different that avoirdupois or troy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I buy my Madeira by the hogshead.

Posted by: Miklos, admittedly old fashioned at November 16, 2023 01:57 AM (LzdTs)

471 Always take your nasty socks off before bed.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2023 01:40 AM (KAi1n)


Done. 'Bye, Xenu shill.

Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2023 02:01 AM (emlEe)

472
Avoirdupois comes from an old Anglo-Norman French expression that means "goods of weight".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

473 I buy my Madeira by the hogshead.

Posted by: Miklos, admittedly old fashioned at November 16, 2023 01:57 AM (LzdTs)


Me? By the butt-load.

Posted by: RickZ at November 16, 2023 02:05 AM (emlEe)

474 473 I buy my Madeira by the hogshead

Hard to buttchug by the hogshead.

Posted by: Frat boys at November 16, 2023 02:07 AM (pjs7m)

475
Heh, Tricky Nikki Haley just sent an email out (which went straight into the spam folder) declaring she has "caught fire" and is experiencing an unprecedented surge of support. So, send her money and ride that wave to victory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)

476 Always take your nasty socks off before bed.

Posted by: SFGoth

I make a point of changing my sock regularly.

Posted by: Hygienic Miklos at November 16, 2023 02:15 AM (LzdTs)

477 So, send her money and ride that wave to victory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I might send some Confederate Dollars.

Posted by: Miklos drove by that statue just the other day at November 16, 2023 02:18 AM (LzdTs)

478
Send Nikki an unsigned check in the mail for a large amount along with a note that the check isn't signed because you'd prefer to remain anonymous.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 16, 2023 02:30 AM (enJYY)

479
I might send her a debased farthing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 02:30 AM (Mzdiz)

480 >> the check isn't signed because you'd prefer to remain anonymous.

Heh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 02:30 AM (Mzdiz)

481 Heh, Tricky Nikki Haley just sent an email out (which went straight into the spam folder) declaring she has "caught fire" and is experiencing an unprecedented surge of support. So, send her money and ride that wave to victory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)

Probably just a hot flash. There's medication for that now.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 16, 2023 02:31 AM (YRK4R)

482 >> Probably just a hot flash. There's medication for that now.

Might be getting a bit sweaty. Better include a dollop of Lume in with the unsigned check.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)

483
The Lume woman is now making a lume for me, calling it "Mando". I ain't joking, they ran a commercial for that a day ago.

She declares it's for "pits, package, and feet".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 16, 2023 02:35 AM (Mzdiz)

484 Send Nikki some children's 'play money' that you can find at a dollar store... Monopoly money is too expensive, LOL

Wouldn't trust sending one of my own actual checks, signed or not.

Posted by: JQ at November 16, 2023 02:37 AM (njWTi)

485 With Tim Scott dropping out, the GOPe dream ticket of Scott/Haley is rendered moot. They now face the unsettling possibility of the GOP winning the Presidency, which upsets all their plans.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 16, 2023 02:37 AM (YRK4R)

486 One the First Day of the Miklos Administration.....

Posted by: Miklos2028! at November 16, 2023 02:54 AM (LzdTs)

487 I might send her a debased farthing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

*makes noises with armpit*

Posted by: 10 year old Miklos at November 16, 2023 02:55 AM (LzdTs)

488 One the First Day of the Miklos Administration.....
Posted by: Miklos2028! at November 16, 2023 02:54 AM (LzdTs)

Can we get straight to the maids a milking?

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 16, 2023 02:57 AM (AEMLr)

489 I'm old and senile. Tennis shoes. Always had a pair, never played the game.

Word

or word?

Posted by: Sen. Patty Murray at November 16, 2023 03:00 AM (LzdTs)

490 Can we get straight to the maids a milking?
Posted by: Pete Bog

My Ukrainian Refugee Policy will have a Nubility Clause

Posted by: President Donald J. Miklos at November 16, 2023 03:02 AM (LzdTs)

491 I have just realized that I maybe should slack off the whisky after 4 PM

Posted by: a man's gotta know his limitations at November 16, 2023 03:04 AM (LzdTs)

492 1 I have just realized that I maybe should slack off the whisky after 4 PM
Posted by: a man's gotta know his limitations at November 16, 2023 03:04 AM (LzdTs)

4pm where? You are a man of the world. celebrate the day!

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 16, 2023 03:11 AM (AEMLr)

493 Whisky 4.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2023 03:43 AM (KAi1n)

494 WTF?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2023 03:45 AM (KAi1n)

495 Two to go, I think I can make it

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 03:56 AM (fwDg9)

496 Two to go, I think I can make it
Posted by: Skip

Six pack?

Dude!

Posted by: Miklosian Solidarity at November 16, 2023 03:58 AM (LzdTs)

497 Morning, all. Almost time for Pixy to show up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2023 03:58 AM (omVj0)

498 NOOD Pixy downunder

Posted by: Ciampino - STP for your car? at November 16, 2023 04:04 AM (qfLjt)

499 PIXY NOOD IS UP

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2023 04:04 AM (fwDg9)

500 The Gen Z pussies keep saying this about their "9 to 5" job, but I'm going to let them in on a secret - ALL full time jobs have a similar impact on your life. They're all 8 hours per day, whether the day starts at 9 or 6.

Nevermind that this particular snowflake never has any time at night, but says she gets up at 7 AM for a job that starts at 10AM. Here's a tip for you - if you want more time at night, get up at 9AM for your 10AM job. Then you could stay up til flippin' 2 AM. I mean, how long are you sleeping for FFS ?

Posted by: deadrody at November 16, 2023 06:31 AM (OeYsY)

501 FLOTUS comments sound like the common joke of russians, "He is strong like bull"

Posted by: paulnjax at November 16, 2023 07:49 AM (j5/wM)

502 "How can I make sure I'm eating well and seeing my friends and taking time for my hobbies? How am I supposed to fit my whole life into a 9-to-5 work schedule? Piper Hansen, a 23-year-old who just started her first full-time job in Louisville"

Her real name is Crackpiper Hansen.

Posted by: NEEBO at November 16, 2023 09:37 AM (5uZ3G)

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