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Confirming his exit from the Senate is likely to make it much more difficult for Democrats to hold his seat, given that West Virginia largely elects Republicans.A Jewish leftwinger at the Guardian doesn't feel "safe" around his coworkers, given their open support for Hamas terrorism. I check the news. Hamas has entered southern Israel. They're in a kibbutz. My partner's family is in that kibbutz. His cousin is nine months pregnant. He's in contact with them; they're in the safe room. Terrorists are outside."My partner." ... I look at the papers the next day. The newspaper I work for has a tank on the front page: 'Hundreds die and hostages held as Hamas assault shocks Israel'--victorious terrorists hold a Palestinian flag. The subheading reads 'Netanyahu declares war as 150 Israelis die. 230 Palestinians killed in air strikes.' I don't understand. I know people, Israelis, who were murdered. They did not "die," as if in some kind of accident. I saw footage of terrorism. It was not an "assault.""If I just repeat the leftwing mantra that will protect me from their hatred." Can I see your ticket, sir? Yes, I see; your ticket is in order. The trouble is, sir, that this ticket proves that you bought the ticket, and now you'll have to take the ride. I know: How could you have foreseen this? Socialists and communists are never antisemitic, never ever! Bad news for garrett: the "sharp-edged" feminist website Jezebel is shutting down due to financial failure and a general air of sourtwat. G/O Media said 23 staffers would be laid off, including Jezebel's team, as part of a restructuring to cope with economic headwinds and a difficult digital advertising environment. The New York-based company also announced the departure of G/O Media editorial director Merrill Brown. In a memo to the company, G/0 Media CEO Jim Spanfeller said he made the "very, very difficult decision to suspend publication of Jezebel" after an unsuccessful search for a buyer for the website. Spanfeller praised Jezebel's editorial team but said the company's "business model and the audiences we serve across our network did not align with Jezebel's."Vice is also layoff more of its layabouts. Vice Media, the one-time digital media darling that has seen its value and influence greatly diminish in recent years, moved on Thursday to further hollow out its once prestigious news division, shutting down several shows and laying off dozens of staffers.CNN article. Garbage-tier fake news. I love The Patriarchy. A "vigilante" gunman opened fire on a mugger snatching someone's purse, so of course New York City has mounted a manhunt to catch this dangerous criminal. The "vigilante" who stopped the mugger, I mean. Cops are searching for the vigilante gunman who allegedly fired off shots while trying to stop a vagrant from robbing a woman at the Times Square station -- as officials warned Wednesday that ongoing subway violence "will not be tolerated."No, you tolerate a huge amount of subway violence. It's this "vigilante" who does not tolerate subway violence. The would-be mugger, identified as Matthew Roesch, 49, was charged with attempted robbery for trying to "forcibly" snatch the 40-year-old victim's belongings at the 49th Street N, R and W station around 9:15 p.m. Tuesday, police said.And he'll be out of jail within hours. The unidentified bystander stepped in -- and allegedly opened fire toward the homeless man, according to cops. No one was struck. "I've looked at the video and it is unusual. The shooter looks very calm, pulls out a gun, fires two shots and calmly puts the gun back in a bag and walks away," Rich Davey, the chief of the MTA's subway and city bus systems, said of the incident at a Wednesday news conference. The vigilante gunman pictured here fired at attempted robbery suspect Matthew Roesch, 49, cops said.NYPD "That's not what we need. Weapons shouldn't be on the streets of New York but they are," he continued. "We don't tolerate this in New York City transit, period," Davey said. "This kind of misbehavior will not be tolerated."Homeless lunatics are of course free to continue pushing 60 year old Asian women into the paths of oncoming trains, as usual. Incidentally, this dangerous "vigilante" gave a warning to the homeless thief to get his hands off the woman before firing what may well have been warning shots. The vigilante arrested for opening fire during a robbery attempt in a Manhattan subway station yelled "Get away from her!" at the would-be mugger -- just before he pulled a pistol from his backpack and sent a couple rounds flying down the platform, sources said Thursday. Cops found John Rote, 43, of Astoria, Queens, sitting at his work desk at about 2 p.m. Wednesday at Panavision, a company on Varick Street that rents camera and filmmaking equipment, law-enforcement sources told The Post. Officers collared him without a struggle and brought him back to the precinct, where Rote allegedly admitted that he pulled the trigger, then tossed the gun in the East River, the sources said. Witnesses and police said the alleged mugger -- Matthew Roesch, a homeless 49-year-old -- held the emergency gate open for his 40-year-old victim at the 49th Street station near Times Square at about 9:15 p.m. on Tuesday, then demanded money from her. When she tried to walk through, he blocked her way and demanded money, according to court documents. "If you don't give me a dollar, I'm going to take your purse," Roesch said, according to police.Who do you imagine will spend more time in jail -- the deranged scumbag mugger, or the hero who saved the woman? Rote -- who has no criminal history and has never been described as in need of mental help -- was charged with criminal possession of a weapon, criminal possession of a firearm, reckless endangerment and menacing for the caught-on-camera shooting, the NYPD said. As several commenters wrote yesterday, the man who murdered the 65-year-old Jewish man in Ventura County, California is an openly pro-Hamas "professor" who will probably not spend a day in jail for murder because we must think about his precious "career."
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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 06:30 PM (krqg6) 2
Yep
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 06:30 PM (WVAwc) 3
BINGO!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 06:31 PM (krqg6) 4
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2023 06:31 PM (FU8lz) 5
Manchin will be spending more time with his campaign warchest.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2023 06:31 PM (Qn59F) 6
Leading Report @LeadingReport 5h
BREAKING: An amendment has been introduced to lower the salary of White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to $1. Leading Report @LeadingReport 19m BREAKING: A federal judge has upheld a ban in Florida that prevents biological males from competing in female sports. Leading Report @LeadingReport 2h BREAKING: Senator Marsha Blackburn has filed a subpoena for Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6) 7
Content!
Posted by: Jamaica at November 09, 2023 06:33 PM (Eeb9P) 8
Yale's bioethicist Peter Singer has some ethical thoughts.
Peter Singer @PeterSinger Another thought-provoking article is "Zoophilia Is Morally Permissible" by Fira Bensto (pseudonym), which is just out in the current issue of @JConIdeas This piece challenges one of society's strongest taboos and argues for the moral permissibility of some forms of sexual contact between humans and animals. This article offers a controversial perspective that calls for a serious and open discussion on animal ethics and sex ethics. - You have to go to university to become this ethical. P.S. The villain in Dean Koontz' One Door Away From Heaven was based on Ethical Peter Singer. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 06:33 PM (FVME7) 9
He is gay first, a democrat second and a Jew last...
it must be stunning to him that his psychotic pro-Hamas colleagues who told him repeatedly they hated "Zionists" are not remembering he is a "Good Jew." For a group of people alleged to be the world's best academics they sure cannot crack a history book. Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:33 PM (X0I7i) 10
Their violence is speech, our speech is violence.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2023 06:34 PM (U8FVn) 11
Looks like Mylan Labs Manchin's poll numbers are not good.
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 06:34 PM (WVAwc) 12
The press is trying their damnedest to not let anybody know it was a perfesser that killed that poor man in LA. That story has all but vanished at this point.
Surprised the dude doesn't sue the victim's family for fucking up his megaphone with his face. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 06:34 PM (zB/T/) Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2023 06:34 PM (FU8lz) 14
g'early evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2023 06:35 PM (ENBF0) 15
Which one of the three or four faggots that read Vice actually thought they were...
*scrolls up and double checks* prestigious? Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 09, 2023 06:36 PM (oW/cJ) 16
The NYT explains Joe's stories.
For more than four decades, Mr. Biden has embraced storytelling as a way of connecting with his audience, often emphasizing the truth of his account by adding, “Not a joke!” in the middle of a story. But Mr. Biden’s folksiness can veer into folklore, with dates that don’t quite add up and details that are exaggerated or wrong, the factual edges shaved off to make them more powerful for audiences. - So lying since the day he was born? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 06:36 PM (FVME7) 17
Just finished up Vac Sealing a pile of NY Strips from the local Ranch/Butcher.
Looking forward to dinner. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 06:37 PM (Atkwd) 18
quick
Posted by: Ciampino - Goodness gracious me at November 09, 2023 06:38 PM (qfLjt) 19
"Accomplished what I set out to do." I'd like to know what was in his bank account before he "served" in politics, and what'$ in hi$ bank account now
Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 09, 2023 06:38 PM (yxb1Y) Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2023 06:38 PM (Q4IgG) 21
I don't know about Sen. Joe Manchin - the guy could now have more Delaware ocean front beach houses then our Retard in Chief. What are they gonna say about the man when he's gone? Posted by: Apocalypse Now Reference at November 09, 2023 06:38 PM (enJYY) 22
Their was a walkout at the Plano High School and at the School Board meeting the Deputy Superintendent couldn’t even say Antisemitism correctly, and a Reporter ask for a FOIA for words
Israel Palestine Hamas Hezbollah Apartheid t Settler Colonial Genozide resulted in 55,000 pages all from 17 people Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2023 06:38 PM (dKiJG) 23
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 09, 2023 06:38 PM (Zz0t1) 24
Willowed:
I was wrong. "Ray told me to stay on my feet and hold onto him," she continued. "If I was knocked down, I'd die. I fought the assault as best I could for 15 minutes, but they tore all my clothes off and raped me with their hands, with flagpoles and with sticks. They sodomized me over and over. They were fighting for my body. I couldn't hold on to Ray any longer. There was a moment I gave up, but I kept thinking about my two babies." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 09, 2023 06:35 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 09, 2023 06:39 PM (Zz0t1) 25
Sing it with me- Chock full of Shit is that President Biden better bullshit a millionaire's money can't buy (it's an oldie) Posted by: DB - at November 09, 2023 06:39 PM (geLO8) 26
Liberal jerkoff and candyass Joe Manchin will not run for re-election in West Virginia. Joe Manchin is the Pat Moynihan of our day. Someone who gets lauded as a kind of rebellious original but who always ends up voting with the rest of the Democratic caucus. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:39 PM (9mNHV) 27
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
NOW - Anti-socialist demonstrations in Madrid. Unai Laño https://tinyurl.com/zrtcmht5 7 seconds; loud -- that's good! Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Nov 8 Spain is Christian, not Muslim' chants a crowd of protestors in the streets of Madrid. Catholic Arena https://tinyurl.com/573rzs3d 27 seconds Insider Paper NEW - Right-wing Spanish politician Alejo Vidal-Quadras shot in the head Hot news BREAKING: The founder of Spain’s right-wing Vox Party was shot in the face just minutes ago in Madrid, Spain, Alejo Vidal-Quadras is in the hospital in critical condition. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6) 28
What sort of idiots would name their rag "Jezebel"? There was a time that Vice really tried to do actual legwork, but that was long before Steve Jobs dreamed of anything besides candy colored iMacs. Doesn't Vice own a bunch of online content like Jalopnik? It's been so long since I've bothered to look...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (zB/T/) 29
Weird story I don't totally understand, a retired US attorney, age 77, encountered an eco protest in Panama, and after they block his road (like usual) he asks them let him by. When they refuse he produces a pistol, shoots and kills 2 of them.
Maybe he was all out of f*cks to give or something... Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (MeG8a) Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (Dm8we) 31
Camille Paglia is another one who makes unorthodox noises, then votes for the Green Party. I got no use for her at all. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (9mNHV) Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:42 PM (X0I7i) 33
Hopefully something lighter
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 06:42 PM (fwDg9) 34
Hot news
BREAKING: The founder of Spain’s right-wing Vox Party was shot in the face just minutes ago in Madrid, Spain, Alejo Vidal-Quadras is in the hospital in critical condition. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6) It is true the world over, the left accuses the right of the violence the left commits. Fuck the left. *Spit* Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2023 06:42 PM (93VjR) 35
Defending yourself or others from lunatics will not be tolerated here!
NY City Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2023 06:42 PM (FQmDC) 36
Apollo 8 commander Frank Borman has slipped the surly bonds. He was 95
Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2023 06:42 PM (+xgnY) 37
31 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (9mNHV)
It is like Lara Logan, it took LITERALLY her almost being made an involuntary snuff film to move her 1/2 away from the democrat party IIRC. I do remember being stunned, the other chick the one Urkle FBI raided she woke up quicker. Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:43 PM (X0I7i) 38
andycanuck
This is how the 1936 Spanish Civil War started. With the assassination of a political opponent of the Left. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2023 06:43 PM (u82oZ) 39
Weird story I don't totally understand, a retired US attorney, age 77, encountered an eco protest in Panama, and after they block his road (like usual) he asks them let him by. When they refuse he produces a pistol, shoots and kills 2 of them.
Maybe he was all out of f*cks to give or something... Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (MeG8a) He did this in front of dozens of "journalists", I think he really was all out of fucks. There's a shitload of (excellent) photos and videos. The best part? They're saying he might not do any jail time because he's too old. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 06:44 PM (zB/T/) 40
8 Yale's bioethicist Peter Singer has some ethical thoughts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Uncanny how those calling themselves 'ethicists' tend to have the least. Like 'disinformation experts' and 'Justice Department'. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 09, 2023 06:44 PM (K861k) 41
argued against ‘rushing’ to condemn Hamas— because history may judge them as heroes:
- I think Tina Turner sang it best, "We don't need another hero." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 06:44 PM (FVME7) 42
40 Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 09, 2023 06:44 PM (K861k)
This is about me isn't it? //Zeke Emmanuelle Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (X0I7i) 43
Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2023 06:42 PM (93VjR)
The Left have a huge lead over the Right in the number of assassinations they have done or attempted . Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (MZsCp) 44
the "sharp-edged" feminist website Jezebel is shutting down due to financial failure and a general air of sourtwat.
The hell you say! That was my go to web site when I wanted to read what womyn with iron vaginas were thinking. Posted by: Lost in Space at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (v6Nd0) 45
When was Manchin ever a "Moderate" or a Middle Way Independent? He was a checkmark Democrat on the voting ledger. Period.
Voting talks; Rhetoric walks. Only one matters, and he was a committed Democrat. His game finally played out and he'll need to carpetbag to have a future. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (Qn59F) 47
A Jewish leftwinger at the Guardian doesn't feel "safe" around his coworkers, given their open support for Hamas terrorism. "Jew scum like you shouldn't. And if you quit, you'll have to pay an exit tax." - Guardian coworkers Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (9mNHV) 48
I'm more in the " slowly flatten them into large puddles of grease" camp as regards eco protesters.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (MeG8a) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ) 50
The Left have a huge lead over the Right in the number of assassinations they have done or attempted .
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (MZsCp) Rub it in why don't cha? Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 06:46 PM (zB/T/) 51
He did this in front of dozens of "journalists", I think he really was all out of fucks. There's a shitload of (excellent) photos and videos. The best part? They're saying he might not do any jail time because he's too old.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 06:44 PM (zB/T/) --- Old people can be downright terrifying when they are pissed off. They know their time on Earth is coming to an end, so yeah, they can do stuff like this because they simply don't care what happens to them. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:46 PM (9mNHV) 53
Apollo 8 commander Frank Borman has slipped the surly bonds. He was 95 Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2023 06:42 PM 95? Weird thing about radiation, which he was surely subjected to massive amounts of to and fro the moon... too much, too little, or just enough? Vic would know the answer. Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 09, 2023 06:46 PM (enJYY) 54
Apollo 8 commander Frank Borman has slipped the surly bonds. He was 95
Posted by: Common Tater ___________ It is sad, in my lifetime, nobody else walked on the moon other than the 5 successful missions. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2023 06:47 PM (Q4IgG) 55
Weird story I don't totally understand, a retired US attorney, age 77, encountered an eco protest in Panama, and after they block his road (like usual) he asks them let him by. When they refuse he produces a pistol, shoots and kills 2 of them.
Maybe he was all out of f*cks to give or something... Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (MeG8a) He did this in front of dozens of "journalists", I think he really was all out of fucks. There's a shitload of (excellent) photos and videos. The best part? They're saying he might not do any jail time because he's too old. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 06:44 PM (zB/T/) Is that a real thing? Because some of us are pretty old and cranky. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2023 06:47 PM (Qn59F) 56
Yale's bioethicist Peter Singer has some ethical thoughts. A bioethicist is an educated person who propounds a high-minded reason why you should be put to death. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:48 PM (9mNHV) 57
48 I'm more in the " slowly flatten them into large puddles of grease" camp as regards eco protesters.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (MeG8a) ---- Introduce them to that pepper-packing robot in Japan. Posted by: Ciampino - Balls in a rat trap, squashed flat! at November 09, 2023 06:48 PM (qfLjt) 58
It�s important to remember that the hit pieces are already written before the media activists even reach out to you for comment. Nothing you say will change the article.
Here�s proof of @USATODAY leaving out very important context in their hit piece on me! Watch till end! pic.twitter.com/KFYGF4WMzS — Chaya Raichik (@ChayaRaichik10) November 6, 2023 SUE HIM. SUE HIM AND THE USATODAY. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 09, 2023 06:48 PM (Zz0t1) 59
I honestly don't get it. Have these liberals ever before actually explored the basic philosophy of their party? Have they not seen where the theft of liberty and the corruption of justice was going- or did they just find it funny until it reached them? Contemporary liberalism is being run by closet Marxists and enforced by Nuovo Brown Shirts. Did they not care or did they think this was another MAGA lie? All of a sudden they profess shock that liberals are largely antisemites. Unreal. Talk about a lack of self awareness
They is what happens when you. It's like it's a team sport without looking at who they put on the field. Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2023 06:48 PM (Tckfm) 60
Right on Pete!
Cenk Uyghur Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2023 06:48 PM (FQmDC) 61
"They know their time on Earth is coming to an end, so yeah, they can do stuff like this because they simply don't care what happens to them."
You forgot to add "They would probably ENJOY IT!" LOL Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 06:49 PM (MeG8a) 62
He did this in front of dozens of "journalists", I think he really was all out of fucks. There's a shitload of (excellent) photos and videos. The best part? They're saying he might not do any jail time because he's too old.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 06:44 PM (zB/T/) The left needs to beware us old fucks. Our give-a-shits are gone. And most of us still have enough strength to pull a trigger. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 09, 2023 06:50 PM (BdMk6) 63
It is sad, in my lifetime, nobody else walked on the moon other than the 5 successful missions. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2023 06:47 PM (Q4IgG) What about those Nazi bases on the far side? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:50 PM (9mNHV) 64
Ace: "The trouble is, sir, that this ticket proves that you bought the ticket, and now you'll have to take the ride."
Yep. A lot of people on that voyage. A whole lot. A lot more than I thought possible. Maybe some of them will stop booking now. Not all, but some, because stupid and foolish will always exist. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 06:51 PM (aXxgO) 65
To paraphrase a line from the film "Hombre":
"Lara Logan, you've got some hard bark on you." It's amazing that she kept her sanity. Posted by: JM in /Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 09, 2023 06:51 PM (yxb1Y) 66
Potentially Criminal's Description for tonight's show (youtube 7:30 mst):
'Troonifesto, Maya Makes Bank, Panama Attorney Saves Planet...' Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 06:52 PM (Atkwd) 67
28 What sort of idiots would name their rag "Jezebel"? There was a time that Vice really tried to do actual legwork, but that was long before Steve Jobs dreamed of anything besides candy colored iMacs. Doesn't Vice own a bunch of online content like Jalopnik? It's been so long since I've bothered to look...
Posted by: clutch cargo Jezebel was a wicked Queen in the Bible (Prophet Elijah time frame. Ahab was the King.). She met an inglorious end. If I recall correctly, fell out of a window, trampled on by horses, eaten by dogs. Of course, feminists view her as a hero. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 09, 2023 06:52 PM (K861k) Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 09, 2023 06:52 PM (roH4R) 69
Nope, no vigilantes in New York...
Posted by: Paul Kersey at November 09, 2023 06:52 PM (xaFKb) 70
Camille Paglia is another one who makes unorthodox noises, then votes for the Green Party. I got no use for her at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Checks images. *shudders* Dayum! Ugly as that bitch is inside and out, she better be capable of suck starting a 7.3 liter power stroke. Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 09, 2023 06:52 PM (itx3/) Posted by: Robert at November 09, 2023 06:53 PM (XqAqM) 72
61 Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 06:49 PM (MeG8a)
Awsome Michael Caine scene from a dark movie-Harry Brown. "You failed to maintain your weapon, son." Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:54 PM (X0I7i) 73
Jezebel was a wicked Queen in the Bible (Prophet Elijah time frame. Ahab was the King.). She met an inglorious end. If I recall correctly, fell out of a window, trampled on by horses, eaten by dogs. Of course, feminists view her as a hero.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 09, 2023 06:52 PM (K861k) Yeah, the Left loves to take the names of evil.... ever hear of Lilith Fair? Yeah, primordial she demon? Posted by: Paul Kersey at November 09, 2023 06:54 PM (xaFKb) 74
70 Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 09, 2023 06:52 PM (itx3/)
The Little Green Jazz Falutist was trying to tap that..... she no sold him like the Undertaker. Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:54 PM (X0I7i) 75
What is SourTwat? Sounds gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 06:55 PM (rJ7Hd) 76
Ace, never once did I think you were a "Disney fanboy tittybaby." Maybe the last one but never the first two. Maybe.
Posted by: Lost in Space at November 09, 2023 06:56 PM (v6Nd0) 77
What is SourTwat? Sounds gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 06:55 PM (rJ7Hd) ------------ Failed sub-brand of SourPatch. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 09, 2023 06:56 PM (ScR16) 78
75 Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 06:55 PM (rJ7Hd)
Come in to my parlor and we will dine.... //Zombie Helen Thomas Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:56 PM (X0I7i) 79
Yeah, the Left loves to take the names of evil.... ever hear of Lilith Fair? Yeah, primordial she demon? Posted by: Paul Kersey at November 09, 2023 06:54 PM (xaFKb Yeah, the bullshit they make up about Lilith is demonic as shit. It's all Kabbalah bullshit. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 06:57 PM (5xURv) 80
Who do you imagine will spend more time in jail -- the deranged scumbag mugger, or the hero who saved the woman?
My favorite part of this rigmarole is the "where are the men?!?" whinging that ensues when no one intervenes in these situations. Hmmmm. Intervene and become a felon or disappoint the ladies who keep voting to make intervention a felony . . . . Posted by: Can't imagine why things are headed downhill. Just poor breeding, I guess. Bad luck and all. at November 09, 2023 06:57 PM (CjGGv) 81
What is SourTwat? Sounds gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA This is the noun for the semi liquid efluvia that exudes from Rancid Tilapia's twat. Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 09, 2023 06:58 PM (itx3/) 82
Come in to my parlor and we will dine....
//Zombie Helen Thomas Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:56 PM (X0I7i That's uncalled for man! Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 06:58 PM (5xURv) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2023 06:58 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 06:58 PM (Atkwd) 85
82 Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 06:58 PM (5xURv)
Got the point across quick though no? Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:58 PM (X0I7i) 86
Man now I am tempted to break out "the further adventures of Huma Weiner and the Vodka Strawberries."
Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 06:59 PM (X0I7i) 87
I guess you can consider him on the Right but the Japanese sword assassin that skewered the commie politician is the only assassin on the Right. I’m sure there are few more but I can’t think of them.
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 06:59 PM (MNhXM) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 06:59 PM (FVME7) 89
Okay, all y'all be cool. I gotta board my flight from SYD-to-IAH. 16 hours later and I'll arrive in Houston an hour before i left Sydney.
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 09, 2023 06:59 PM (itx3/) 90
Wait, wait..." the alleged mugger -- Matthew Roesch, a homeless 49-year-old -- held the emergency gate open for his 40-year-old victim at the 49th Street station near Times Square at about 9:15 p.m. on Tuesday, then demanded money from her."
I'm not hip to subway culture--was she trying to get on the subway without paying? And then, in return for the favor, homeless guy wanted her to pay him instead? Ha. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 09, 2023 07:00 PM (OX9vb) 91
Actually it is my recollection and even dozen Americans walked on the Moon.
I know Math is evidence of White supremacy, but I do believe that means six (6) successful lunar missions. Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2023 07:00 PM (+xgnY) 92
I see Sweaty Jogger Box open for Smashing Pumpkins in '94 at the Garden.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:00 PM (5xURv) Posted by: MartynWW at November 09, 2023 07:00 PM (RSV27) 94
87 Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 06:59 PM (MNhXM)
A hero to his people, he killed communism dead. "This is burro shit" thwack. Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 07:01 PM (X0I7i) 95
"...as officials warned Wednesday that ongoing subway violence 'will not be tolerated.'"
AHAHAHAHA! What's the largest font in HTML? Well that's the font for the laugh. So laughable it bends space/time. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 07:01 PM (aXxgO) 96
Timothy Alberino @TimothyAlberino Although I cannot say for certain who the face peeler perpetrators are in Peru, I can confirm, unequivocally, that the phenomenon is real and ongoing. My hypothesis is that they are nefarious humans with reverse-engineered alien tech, and possibly working with a nonhuman faction. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 09, 2023 07:02 PM (TGPs7) 97
Fuck. I clicked that professor link. HotAir.com. Now I probably have digital monkeypox.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2023 07:02 PM (0FoWg) 98
(itx3/)
90 Wait, wait..." the alleged mugger -- Matthew Roesch, a homeless 49-year-old -- held the emergency gate open for his 40-year-old victim at the 49th Street station near Times Square at about 9:15 p.m. on Tuesday, then demanded money from her." I'm not hip to subway culture--was she trying to get on the subway without paying? And then, in return for the favor, homeless guy wanted her to pay him instead? Ha. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! It was that or he was going wash her windshield. I am glad I 2000 miles from the East Coast cities. Posted by: Lost in Space at November 09, 2023 07:02 PM (v6Nd0) 99
What sort of idiots would name their rag "Jezebel"?
The same kind of emotionally labile lackwit who becomes so assmad about Trump that she joins The Church of Satan and writes an article about it. Posted by: They're owning the Christian Narionalists! at November 09, 2023 07:03 PM (CjGGv) 100
Sowertwat is that beer they make from vaginal yeast
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2023 07:04 PM (FQmDC) 101
British students protesting at a pro-Palestine rally said they had 'not seen anything that shows' Hamas invaded Israel on October 7, admitting they were not 'clued up' on the conflict.
The two young women, who appear to be in their twenties, were stopped at a protest march in London this month by reporters. But despite holding up a home-made sign - complete with sketches and stickers condemning the British Government - the women admitted they weren't aware of the Hamas attacks Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:04 PM (5xURv) 102
Roesch should be given an honorary NYPD badge for "Action Above and Beyond The Duties of the NYPD".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 07:04 PM (aXxgO) 103
Leon Czolgosz Shot William McKinley on September 6, 1901 Indicted on September 16, 1901 Convicted on September 25, 1901 Executed on October 29, 1901 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:05 PM (9mNHV) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 09, 2023 07:05 PM (KXsGl) 105
Otoya Yamaguchi. I've been thinking of ordering a print of the photo of his killing blow for the wall of my office. They're pricey, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2023 07:05 PM (0FoWg) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2023 07:06 PM (Qn59F) 107
Montana cowboys interviewed by YouTuber "the Israel Guys"
https://tinyurl.com/4vnr33mr 2 of the cowboys who went to help Israel sit down for a chat. Starts at about 2:30 Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2023 07:06 PM (1VFvU) 108
Okay, all y'all be cool. I gotta board my flight from SYD-to-IAH. 16 hours later and I'll arrive in Houston an hour before i left Sydney.
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 09, 2023 06:59 PM (itx3/) --- So THAT'S how ace's time travel device works! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 07:06 PM (BpYfr) 109
retired US attorney, age 77, encountered an eco protest in Panama, and after they block his road (like usual) he asks them let him by. When they refuse he produces a pistol, shoots and kills 2 of them.
- Important safety tip. When he tells you to get off his lawn, get off his lawn. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7) 110
11, 12, 14, 15, 16 & 17
Posted by: DB - at November 09, 2023 07:07 PM (geLO8) 111
Roesch should be given an honorary NYPD badge for "Action Above and Beyond The Duties of the NYPD".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 07:04 PM (aXxgO) Wasn’t he the mugger? You pulled a drive by 😀 Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 07:07 PM (MNhXM) 112
How Ronna McDogShit still has a job today is amazing. Well, it would be if we didn't live in bizzaro world.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:08 PM (5xURv) 113
So THAT'S how ace's time travel device works!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I got date raped by the date line. No roofies. Not even a Gunnery Sergeant approved reach around. Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 09, 2023 07:08 PM (itx3/) 114
She keeps asking me about the settlements. I tell her they're bad but she won't stop.
== He needs a few more evolution cycles, and then he'll be ready. Posted by: runner at November 09, 2023 07:09 PM (V13WU) 115
Former Baltimore prosecutor Marilyn Mosby found guilty on 2 counts of perjury I thought Democratic perjury was fine and dandy. Or is that only if it's about shtupping the help? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:09 PM (9mNHV) 116
I say, why is this fellow garrett frequently the target of what (I assume) is mere playful drollery? Or is this an inside joke, the roots of which are buried too deeply in the ancient earth of this blog to explain?
Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM (njExo) 117
How Ronna McDogShit still has a job today is amazing. Well, it would be if we didn't live in bizzaro world.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:08 PM (5xURv) She's the Steve Schmidt of Kathleen Kennedys. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM (guGkK) 118
"Officers collared him without a struggle and brought him back to the precinct, where Rote allegedly admitted that he pulled the trigger, then tossed the gun in the East River, the sources said."
If I'm on the jury - should the DA foolishly charge - I'm taking this evidence and saying, "Not only is this man Not Guilty, the State should supply him with a bigger and better gun for wasting his time." Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM (aXxgO) 119
Former Baltimore prosecutor Marilyn Mosby found guilty on 2 counts of perjury
I thought Democratic perjury was fine and dandy. Or is that only if it's about shtupping the help? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:09 PM (9mNHV) ---- Eh, she'll get a slap on the wrist, keep her pension, and a multimillion dollar book deal. Sucks to be her. /sarc Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM (BpYfr) 120
Woman's torso found in Tarzana dumpster.
"Headless woman found in topless bar." -- New York Post Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM (IaTa3) 121
116 I say, why is this fellow garrett frequently the target of what (I assume) is mere playful drollery? Or is this an inside joke, the roots of which are buried too deeply in the ancient earth of this blog to explain?
Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM (njExo It's kinda a Romeo and Juliet story. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (5xURv) 122
He did this in front of dozens of "journalists", I think he really was all out of fucks. There's a shitload of (excellent) photos and videos. The best part? They're saying he might not do any jail time because he's too old.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 06:44 PM (zB/T/) I hope he gets a Judge who says "On account of your having showed True Remorse, and have promised Never to Do This Again, I think the night you spent in jail last night is Punishment Enough." Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (i9ffA) 123
Or is this an inside joke, the roots of which are buried too deeply in the ancient earth of this blog to explain?
Posted by: Paco Do you by any chance wear the fashion statement known as Crocks? Asking for garrett & ace. Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (itx3/) 124
>>I say, why is this fellow garrett frequently the target of what (I assume) is mere playful drollery? Or is this an inside joke, the roots of which are buried too deeply in the ancient earth of this blog to explain?
Ace has issues with his, less than latent, homosexual tendencies. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (Atkwd) 125
Woman's torso found in Tarzana dumpster.
I worked in Tarzana for a while in college. Never found any torsos that weren't attached to a head and extremities though. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (guGkK) 126
The Panama Shooter kinda looks like Wilford Brimley.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 07:12 PM (i9ffA) 127
If I'm on the jury - should the DA foolishly charge - I'm taking this evidence and saying, "Not only is this man Not Guilty, the State should supply him with a bigger and better gun for wasting his time."
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM (aXxgO) --- Mandatory range time to improve his aim (assuming he was actually aiming for his target and not firing a warning shot). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 07:12 PM (BpYfr) 128
I hope he gets a Judge who says "On account of your having showed True Remorse, and have promised Never to Do This Again, I think the night you spent in jail last night is Punishment Enough." Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (i9ffA) Three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:12 PM (9mNHV) 129
I hope he gets a Judge who says "On account of your having showed True Remorse, and have promised Never to Do This Again, I think the night you spent in jail last night is Punishment Enough."
Posted by: Tom Servo If he pinky swears to keep to the straight and narrow, that will seal the deal. Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2023 07:12 PM (IaTa3) 130
"Former Baltimore prosecutor Marilyn Mosby found guilty on 2 counts of perjury"
idk what she lied about, but she took money from a retirement account without paying the penalty. Supposedly that was allowed under Covid (not sure if she qualified) ... but she wanted the money to buy TWO more vacation homes in Florida ... not to take care of a sick child or any more noble endeavor. Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2023 07:13 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK) 132
Sponge, from previous tyread, where did this come from? Is there a link?
"Ray told me to stay on my feet and hold onto him ....." Posted by: Ciampino - horrifying at November 09, 2023 07:13 PM (qfLjt) 133
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Timothy Alberino @TimothyAlberino Although I cannot say for certain who the face peeler perpetrators are in Peru, I can confirm, unequivocally, that the phenomenon is real and ongoing. My hypothesis is that they are nefarious humans with reverse-engineered alien tech, and possibly working with a nonhuman faction. Posted by: Mister Ghost Whoa, dude, tone it down a bit. Posted by: Art Bell at November 09, 2023 07:13 PM (K861k) 134
I say, why is this fellow garrett frequently the target of what (I assume) is mere playful drollery? Or is this an inside joke, the roots of which are buried too deeply in the ancient earth of this blog to explain?
Posted by: Paco ________ Good question. Been hanging here since Kaboom, and I never had a handle on that. Best I can tell is that it has something to do with crocs. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 09, 2023 07:13 PM (Dm8we) 135
I hope he gets a Judge who says "On account of your having showed True Remorse, and have promised Never to Do This Again, I think the night you spent in jail last night is Punishment Enough."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (i9ffA) Three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:12 PM (9mNHV) But not so much as a single night in the box. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2023 07:14 PM (guGkK) 136
You are the best Ace. Best about Jekyl and Hyde Manchin is that not only we do we win that seat, but do not have to spend 100 million in ads to take it
Posted by: Jonah at November 09, 2023 07:14 PM (33nmr) 137
Is that a real thing? Because some of us are pretty old and cranky.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 09, 2023 06:47 PM (Qn59F) Yeah, he was born in Panama but a US citizen. Here's a link to Tim Pool's account earlier today (youtube): https://tinyurl.com/mrcvwmf3 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 07:15 PM (zB/T/) Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:15 PM (Atkwd) 139
Drive: "Wasn't he the mugger? You pulled a drive by 😀"
Crap crap crap. You're right. I assumed reportage was burying the perp's name while naming the protagonist. Rote, damnit. Next time I'll at least read through until the comments begin. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 07:15 PM (aXxgO) 140
109 retired US attorney, age 77, encountered an eco protest in Panama, and after they block his road (like usual) he asks them let him by. When they refuse he produces a pistol, shoots and kills 2 of them.
- Important safety tip. When he tells you to get off his lawn, get off his lawn. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7) Further safety tip. If someone approaches holding a gun, with a look on his face like that of the 77 year old in the photos at the link, you'd best be able to out-run a bullet, or shoot him first. If not, say your prayers fast. https://tinyurl.com/yykzd5p2 Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2023 07:16 PM (5fDan) 141
112. Ronna is on Trump. Love Trump, but he could push her out tommorrow
Posted by: Jonah at November 09, 2023 07:16 PM (33nmr) 142
There are other Aces? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:15 PM (Atkwd) Bearded Ace. As opposed to Ace with a beard. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:16 PM (9mNHV) 143
I guess you can consider him on the Right but the Japanese sword assassin that skewered the commie politician is the only assassin on the Right. I’m sure there are few more but I can’t think of them.
Posted by: Drive by a You can't put the political map of Japan on top of the US. They aren't the same 'territory.' Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2023 07:16 PM (IG4Id) 144
123. Do you by any chance wear the fashion statement known as Crocks?
Why, no. It was wing tips at work, and sneakers, now, in retirement. Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:16 PM (njExo) 145
It would be really funny if the West VA dems go yolo and run a real freak, maybe somebody who says "I wasn't born a coal miner's daughter, but I am one now".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 09, 2023 07:17 PM (0EOe9) 146
we do we win that seat, but do not have to spend 100 million in ads to take it
Posted by: Jonah at November 09, 2023 07:14 PM (33nmr) 'wrong' candidate and Turtle Inc. will full salvo torpedo it Posted by: A dude in MI at November 09, 2023 07:17 PM (/6GbT) Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2023 07:18 PM (ZLI7S) 148
Is Bearded Ace like Goatee Spock or more like Bearded Clam?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:18 PM (5xURv) 149
Speaking of Montana Cowboys, how many of them still vote for Jon Tester?
Posted by: Jonah at November 09, 2023 07:18 PM (33nmr) 150
Col. Frank Frederick Borman II Departing
Fly heading 270, cleared to climb unlimited, switch to departure, monitor guard. God speed Sir. Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 09, 2023 07:18 PM (qZdIZ) 151
hahaha!! Trump will NEVER push ROnna out, she is paying his legal bills out of RNC funds. Instead of spending on Rs actually winning.
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (V13WU) 152
"I hope he gets a Judge who says "On account of your having showed True Remorse, and have promised Never to Do This Again, I think the night you spent in jail last night is Punishment Enough." Posted by: Tom Servo
ha, yes. When these criminal assholes block traffic, they cause real harm. They make people late for ... work, a hospital visit .. or they stop emergency vehicles, or people die of heart attack from being so pissed off that government allows these jerks to harm thousands to make some (usually idiotic) political point. Drive through them, then back up over the ones you miss? And those brave drivers should get rewards, not punishment. Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (Cus5s) 153
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It's kinda a Romeo and Juliet story. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (5xURv) ---- Well at least you didn't say a Romina and Juliet story. Posted by: Ciampino - It's not Cappuccetto Rosso at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (qfLjt) 154
interviewed by YouTuber
- Some of you may know YouTuber /podcaster Mr. Ballen (who does allegedly true stories of the strange, dark, and mysterious). He was formerly a Navy Seal until an Islamo rat bastard blew him up with a grenade. Had some problems readjusting to civilian life and eventually became a successful YouTuber /podcaster. Here he is interviewed (for 2 1/2 hours but divided into chapters) about being a problem child, flunking out of college, getting a degree, becoming a Seal, getting blown up, getting therapy, and becoming vlogger. Interesting stuff. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFQtRACnh_I&t=3974s Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (FVME7) 155
One thing, and I hope it's a sign of more changes of ideas, is i see on my local Reddit (a very liberal NYC adjacent city) how people are going on and saying "why won't people help when I'm being harassed" and the overwhelming response is along the lines of "because good people get jailed for doing the right thing since our city (cities) are corrupt and they sort only the criminals)
For every liberal response there's about 10 pro-vigilante justice responses. I can sort of understand why this guy kind of should be charged though, because he's a shitty shot. You can take a gun to save someone if you know you aren't going to hit everyone but the criminal. It's like MMA fighter Cain Velasquez's case. He's on trial for attempted murder, because he tried to shoot the guy who molested (or possibly raped) his 3 year old daughter and other children at her daycare. The problem was he shot at him and hit the guys father and someone else instead, leave the rapist unharmed. Trying to stop a crime and injuring a bystander makes people who support open carry look bad. Posted by: Rbastid at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (1pO7i) 156
I got 5 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Marys, and 3 good leads.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (Qn59F) 157
It's kinda a Romeo and Juliet story.
Posted by: AlaBAMA With less iambic pentameter and more messenger bags. Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (DgGvY) 158
I hope he gets a Judge who says "On account of your having showed True Remorse, and have promised Never to Do This Again, I think the night you spent in jail last night is Punishment Enough."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 07:11 PM (i9ffA) Might just. I'm getting interested in Panama now. Have an acquaintance who is pretty based - living in Idaho for many years, suddenly upped and moved to FL early this year (all kids gone now), and has now purchased a pretty swank home in Panama. Seemed sort of out of the blue - dude's a serious prepper type who used to work for the government in tech. Maybe I should ask him what he knows, because he seemed so red white and blue I'd never imagine him leaving the US. Until I buy groceries and leave with a single bag for $130. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 07:20 PM (zB/T/) 159
116...Or is this an inside joke, the roots of which are buried too deeply in the ancient earth of this blog to explain?
Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM (njExo) This one, I think. I wouldn't know; I missed it, too. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 09, 2023 07:20 PM (OX9vb) 160
157 It's kinda a Romeo and Juliet story.
Posted by: AlaBAMA With less iambic pentameter and more messenger bags. Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (DgGvY) Sunset Vespa rides around the wharf. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:20 PM (5xURv) 161
say, why is this fellow garrett frequently the target of what (I assume) is mere playful drollery? Or is this an inside joke, the roots of which are buried too deeply in the ancient earth of this blog to explain?
Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:10 PM Nah...guy's a homo. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2023 07:21 PM (aQy7p) 162
>>With less iambic pentameter and more messenger bags.
...and a VERY abbreviated chase scene featuring a low speed Vespa Crash! Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:21 PM (Atkwd) 163
I grocery shopped this morning, looked at some hot dogs, nothing fancy. 5 bucks for a package of 4. Not even Hebrew Nationals...
Didn't buy any. Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 07:22 PM (MeG8a) 164
Some of you may know YouTuber /podcaster Mr. Ballen (who does allegedly true stories of the strange, dark, and mysterious).
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 07:19 PM (FVME7) He's pretty entertaining, and I saw the interview was posted but haven't watched. I saw it's really long, but didn't know they at least put in some markers, that helps a lot. I know he had a lot going on in his life especially after leaving the service, I'll check it out! Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 07:22 PM (zB/T/) 165
The No Labels party is floating a potential Manchin/Romney ticket.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2023 07:22 PM (NpAcC) 166
Giuseppe Zangara February 15, 1933: Took a shot at Roosevelt and Chicago mayor Anton Cermak, who later died. March 10, 1933: Convicted of first-degree murder. March 20, 1933: Executed We didn't screw around back then. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:22 PM (9mNHV) 167
>>Nah...guy's a homo.
I don't think Ace is a homo. Sure he's Queer. And he is definitely a Fag. But Homo? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:23 PM (Atkwd) 168
144 123. Do you by any chance wear the fashion statement known as Crocks?
Why, no. It was wing tips at work, and sneakers, now, in retirement. Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:16 PM (njExo) ---- Winkle-pickers? https://is.gd/ArhPwP Posted by: Ciampino - Teddyboys at November 09, 2023 07:23 PM (qfLjt) 169
Another plumbing leak appears, first connection after filter. Should be easy enough but will have to shut pump off all night or will be a flood.
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 07:23 PM (fwDg9) 170
Ewoks are not homo. You homos are homos.
Posted by: fd at November 09, 2023 07:24 PM (vFG9F) 171
OK, so Elon Musk Space X was being sued by the DOJ, for not hiring illegals or asylum seekers.
Now, its illegal to hire illegals... yet.... Judge just ruled the case moot, as the Administrative Judge that was supposed to oversee the trial, was not a real Judge appointed through the President... Still... that you can be sued by our own government, for following the fucking law? Calvin Ball becomes Calvin Law? Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2023 07:24 PM (xaFKb) 172
Sure he's Queer. And he is definitely a Fag. But Homo? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:23 PM (Atkwd) Light in the loafers Confirmed bachelor Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:24 PM (9mNHV) 173
154. Some of you may know YouTuber /podcaster Mr. Ballen (who does allegedly true stories of the strange, dark, and mysterious). - Anonosaurus Wrecks
I never miss an episode of his regular videos (haven't listened to the podcasts, yet). He's quite a good story teller. Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:24 PM (njExo) 174
Ace: "Actual leftwing violence is just something we have to tolerate."
American Nazis love their Brownshirts. Why would Progressives/Fascists change a single thing? Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 09, 2023 07:25 PM (aXxgO) 175
I hate plumbing. You have my sympathy Skip.
Posted by: fd at November 09, 2023 07:25 PM (vFG9F) 176
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'I thought Democratic perjury was fine and dandy.' The party leaders wanted her gone for some reason. It is hard to see why. Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 09, 2023 07:26 PM (roH4R) 177
Nah...guy's a homo.
I don't think Ace is a homo. Sure he's Queer. And he is definitely a Fag. But Homo? == I don't know where all you all are getting this from. He did say "Like a Viking !" din't he ? Posted by: runner at November 09, 2023 07:26 PM (V13WU) 178
>>"My partner."
Brits are weird in that they will use partner even when they are married heterosexuals. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 09, 2023 07:27 PM (Oiz5a) 179
I do recall Ace having feelings about a certain someone and his trash can.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:27 PM (5xURv) Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:27 PM (njExo) 181
I grocery shopped this morning, looked at some hot dogs, nothing fancy. 5 bucks for a package of 4. Not even Hebrew Nationals...
Didn't buy any. Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 07:22 PM (MeG8a) I have no idea how I would have handled what's going on today back when I was starting off. And that was in the late 70's early 80's with the recession and 20% APR. At least food was still affordable. I can't even imagine how some families with kids are coping. Another big difference is back then the media wasn't 100% in the bag for the administration. They even dunked on Carter in the day. The books weren't being cooked nearly as much as they are today. Then again, people also used to be paying attention instead of their noses buried in their phones. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 07:27 PM (zB/T/) 182
>>I don't know where all you all are getting this from. He did say "Like a Viking !" din't he ?
You know the only vehicle they had was the Boat... So. They were essentially a Navy. Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:28 PM (Atkwd) 183
8 You have to go to university to become this ethical.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 06:33 PM (FVME7) It's times like this that I like to point out the difference between morality and ethics. Morality is a matter of not knowing what one would like to do and applying a worldview to decide what to do. Ethics is a matter of already knowing what one would like to do and creating a worldview to justify it. Posted by: CppThis at November 09, 2023 07:28 PM (PZvjL) 184
Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarinoUS · 1h Eric Swalwell’s Chinese honeypot, Fang Fang, died in a plane crash. That’s suspect as hell. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 09, 2023 07:28 PM (TGPs7) 185
I never miss an episode of his regular videos (haven't listened to the podcasts, yet). He's quite a good story teller.
Posted by: Paco at November 09, 2023 07:24 PM (njExo) His gestures are an absolute crackup though. You could watch a silhouette of him and know immediately who it is. Seagull Lung not so much. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 07:29 PM (zB/T/) 186
Eh, who cares? Personally I don't see any difference between this and a third or second trimester abortion. She shouldn't even face a trial or one day in jail. #WeAreAllGoingToHell
Ky. Mom Accused of Fatally Shooting Her Children, 6 and 9, Who Were Found Dead in Bedroom: ‘Horrific’ https://tinyurl.com/3k73tdan Tiffanie Lucas is charged with two counts of murder in connection with the deaths of her children, ages 6 and 9 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 09, 2023 07:29 PM (9aVck) Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2023 07:30 PM (AZ/c4) 188
>>Ky. Mom Accused of Fatally Shooting Her Children, 6 and 9, Who Were Found Dead in Bedroom:
I am guessing the bedroom wasn't cleaned? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:30 PM (Atkwd) 189
Manchin/Kennedy 2024
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2023 07:30 PM (fsqLk) 190
I always figgered that Ace and Garrett went on a date or something and it blew up poorly.... or they chased the same chick or sumpting.
Ace is legendary for busty lesbian pron, so I doubt he's batting for the same team. The crocs, vespa, and messenger bag could refute my analysis though. Garrett? Who knows besides him and ace what happens late at night.... Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 09, 2023 07:31 PM (AxRGS) 191
Weird story I don't totally understand, a retired US attorney, age 77, encountered an eco protest in Panama, and after they block his road (like usual) he asks them let him by. When they refuse he produces a pistol, shoots and kills 2 of them.
Maybe he was all out of f*cks to give or something... Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (MeG8a) Only thing odd is that he stopped at 2 bullets. Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2023 07:31 PM (eoQWY) 192
Ky. Mom Accused of Fatally Shooting Her Children, 6 and 9, Who Were Found Dead in Bedroom
She seems nice. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 09, 2023 07:31 PM (guGkK) 193
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'You can't put the political map of Japan on top of the US. They aren't the same 'territory.'' Maybe not but hating communism is something they've been consistent about pre war and post war. Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 09, 2023 07:31 PM (roH4R) 194
>>Ky. Mom Accused of Fatally Shooting Her Children, 6 and 9, Who Were Found Dead in Bedroom:
Mom always said not to play ball in the house. Posted by: Peter Brady at November 09, 2023 07:31 PM (Atkwd) 195
Only thing odd is that he stopped at 2 bullets.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2023 07:31 PM (eoQWY) With the price of ammo these days? Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 07:31 PM (zB/T/) 196
Ky. Mom Accused of Fatally Shooting Her Children, 6 and 9, Who Were Found Dead in Bedroom That's some Time Out! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:32 PM (9mNHV) 197
Ky. Mom Accused of Fatally Shooting Her Children, 6 and 9, Who Were Found Dead in Bedroom:
-------- I am guessing the bedroom wasn't cleaned? Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 07:30 PM (Atkwd) What kind of tramp names her kids 6 and 9? Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (QBaJw) 198
Weird story I don't totally understand, a retired US attorney, age 77, encountered an eco protest in Panama, and after they block his road (like usual) he asks them let him by. When they refuse he produces a pistol, shoots and kills 2 of them.
- Oh no. Anyway, I had Subway for the first time in a long time today, and I think they've just completely given up. I know that stuff is expensive now, but don't charge full price if your bread is a day old. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (NdB+W) 199
Fang Fang is Mort? One does wonder then
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (5xURv) 201
NOOD
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (zB/T/) 202
After much deliberation, I have decided not to comment on this thread.
Posted by: Sen. Joe "candy-ass" Manchin at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (LzdTs) 203
CAFE OPEN FOR BUSINESS
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (fwDg9) 204
What kind of tramp names her kids 6 and 9? Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (QBaJw) I think there was briefly a Peanuts character named "5". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (9mNHV) 205
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Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarinoUS · 1h Eric Swalwell’s Chinese honeypot, Fang Fang, died in a plane crash. That’s suspect as hell. Posted by: Mister Ghost I'm sure it's nothing. https://youtu.be/lIh8VPoPBhk?si=zD4_MyaHnFJS4bnz Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (K861k) 206
182 One of the funniest Muppets videos, before they went woke, was the Muppets as Vikings, raiding a seaside Britain village to the song "In the Navy" by the Village People. Houses and churches burning, monks running for their lives, Muppet Vikings hauling off swag.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (0EOe9) 207
Camille Paglia is another one who makes unorthodox noises, then votes for the Green Party. I got no use for her at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:41 PM (9mNHV) She's also continually shading the truth by pretending that her generation of feminists were different and sensible. Nonsense, I was there hearing them run down my mom for having a family and taking care of them alone instead of drinking boxed wine and collapsing into bed like she did. Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2023 07:34 PM (eoQWY) 208
Brown in Ohio is another one. Ex wife said he punched her, but Metoo Cunts ignored
Posted by: Jonah at November 09, 2023 07:34 PM (33nmr) 209
Important safety tip. When he tells you to get off his lawn, get off his lawn.
He shot the two protesters, then proceeded to finish clearing the road. Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2023 07:34 PM (1VFvU) 210
"Maybe he was all out of f*cks to give or something..."
That was my first thought when I saw the video. The guy was resigned to doing what needed to be done. Posted by: fd at November 09, 2023 07:35 PM (vFG9F) 211
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What kind of tramp names her kids 6 and 9? Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (QBaJw) I think there was briefly a Peanuts character named "5". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (9mNHV) /raises a spock eyebrow... Posted by: 7 of 9 at November 09, 2023 07:35 PM (xaFKb) 212
"Rote allegedly admitted that he pulled the trigger, then tossed the gun in the East River, the sources said."
Was he canoeing the river when he tossed the gun? Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2023 07:35 PM (fsqLk) 213
I grocery shopped this morning, looked at some hot dogs, nothing fancy. 5 bucks for a package of 4. Not even Hebrew Nationals...
Didn't buy any. Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 09, 2023 07:22 PM (MeG8a) 8 pack of ballpark beef bun length at wally world, $3.29 this morning. You on a coast? That would explain the sky high price. Posted by: Outside of Life at November 09, 2023 07:35 PM (89Sog) 214
I hate plumbing. You have my sympathy Skip.
Posted by: fd at November 09, 2023 07:25 PM (vFG9F) I like plumbing. When it works. Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2023 07:36 PM (QBaJw) 215
Is Bearded Ace like Goatee Spock or more like Bearded Clam? Posted by: AlaBAMA Bearded Rainbow https://youtu.be/_MupnUSz3EE Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2023 07:36 PM (63Dwl) 216
206 182 One of the funniest Muppets videos, before they went woke, was the Muppets as Vikings, raiding a seaside Britain village to the song "In the Navy" by the Village People. Houses and churches burning, monks running for their lives, Muppet Vikings hauling off swag.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (0EOe9) Good old Muppet Show, did not start out Woke. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2023 07:36 PM (xaFKb) 217
1 for the History Books, so people can SEE the Hunt-it-Down Mania, we Pay our Taxes to cover.. NY Times,Manhunt archive.ph/3FTAC Proportionate? Disproportionate? Posted by: zigzag at November 09, 2023 07:36 PM (xwxKh) 218
8 pack of ballpark beef bun length at wally world, $3.29 this morning.
- They finally solved the age-old question of why there were 10 hot dogs in a package and only 8 buns. By removing 2 hot dogs while increasing the price by 30% Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 07:37 PM (NdB+W) 219
"an openly pro-Hamas "professor" who will probably not spend a day in jail for murder because we must think about his precious "career.""
--- Vigilantism is just around the corner. Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2023 07:38 PM (fsqLk) Posted by: George Costanza at November 09, 2023 07:39 PM (aXxgO) 221
s Bearded Ace like Goatee Spock or more like Bearded Clam?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2023 07:18 PM Probably not the latter, given the lack of appreciation for carpeting amongst a wide swath of The Horde. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t) 222
I guess you can consider him on the Right but the Japanese sword assassin that skewered the commie politician is the only assassin on the Right. I’m sure there are few more but I can’t think of them.
Posted by: Drive by a You can't put the political map of Japan on top of the US. They aren't the same 'territory.' Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2023 07:16 PM (IG4Id) In the 1930s political assasinations by factions in the armed forces was common. Almost as common as leaving office alive. Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2023 07:40 PM (eoQWY) 223
"But "threats" from the right? No, we cannot allow those. We must stop anyone from speaking if their speech arguably causes some "threats.""
--- Why did the Poles pour oil on their flower beds? Everything's coming up roses. Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2023 07:41 PM (fsqLk) 224
as part of a restructuring to cope with economic headwinds and a difficult digital advertising environment.
Hrmmm, I wonder if the digital advertising environment would be less difficult if GOOGLE DIDN'T HAVE A MONOPOLY ON IT. I mean, I'm just wondering. Posted by: pookysgirl, pondering at November 09, 2023 07:42 PM (dtlDP) 225
What kind of tramp names her kids 6 and 9?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM (QBaJw) I think there was briefly a Peanuts character named "5". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 07:33 PM There's a guy in the S.F. Bay area who's legal name is III (pronounced "Three" as in the Roman numeral). Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2023 07:42 PM (a3Q+t) 226
otoya yamaguchi
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2023 07:43 PM (fsqLk) 227
A Jewish leftwinger at the Guardian doesn't feel "safe" around his coworkers, given their open support for Hamas terrorism.
"Jew scum like you shouldn't. And if you quit, you'll have to pay an exit tax." - Guardian coworkers Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2023 06:45 PM (9mNHV) Jeez, you'd think the daily articles in HIS OWN PAPER praising Hamas and advocating the death of all Jews (and gays) might have cued him to the score. Or a cursory look at history of the last 70 years, for gods sake. He must be the dumbest person alive to just be speaking out now and thinking it will matter to his co workers. Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2023 07:44 PM (eoQWY) 228
There's a guy in the S.F. Bay area who's legal name is III (pronounced "Three" as in the Roman numeral).
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2023 07:42 PM (a3Q+t) That's a mispronunciation unless it is pronounced 'tres' Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2023 07:45 PM (eoQWY) 229
"an openly pro-Hamas "professor" who will probably not spend a day in jail for murder because we must think about his precious "career.""
--- Vigilantism is just around the corner. Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2023 07:38 PM (fsqLk) Its already here by their side. Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2023 07:46 PM (eoQWY) 230
Korean shop keepers are entering the chat
Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2023 07:48 PM (fsqLk) 231
I know the name of the vigilante who shot the scumbag...
Why, it was Paul Kersey.... Posted by: Augusto Perez at November 09, 2023 08:28 PM (3KSHZ) Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at November 09, 2023 09:12 PM (MkuC5) Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at November 09, 2023 09:14 PM (MkuC5) 234
"a general air of sourtwat" I've said it before and I'll say it again: You da man, ace
Posted by: Kimo Loka at November 09, 2023 09:37 PM (rbcSc) 235
Stopping a crime in progress (the subway attack by the homeless career criminal) is not vigilantism, it is defense of self or others.
Vigilantism means the dispensation of PUNISHMENT by non-governmental entities, and defense is not punishment, however much the families of criminals (especially black criminals) try to pretend otherwise when their kin get shot in self-defense. "He was only stealing a bottle of water. And he didn't even follow through on it. He left the water behind. He didn't deserve to be shot." That (in paraphrase) is an actual case of a 14 yr old black boy who was shot last week. Sorry but he wasn't shot for stealing water. He was shot for pulling a gun when shop-owners tried to catch him. "But he wasn't pointing it at them!" That is the actual claim by the people calling the boy a victim. The shopkeeper shot the boy before the boy could shoot the shopkeeper. "That's racist!" On somebody's part, it sure is. Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 09, 2023 10:22 PM (wh9C3) 236
I thought the only thing worthy of note that Jezebel published was a photoshoot of that one CNN reporter whats-her-name.
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