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CNN Suspends Ties With Hamas-Collaborator "Journalist"
Aren't they all Hamas-collaborators, though?
I mean except for Jake Tapper. Jake Tapper Supports the Troops (TM).CNN on Thursday suspended ties with a freelance journalist who embedded with Hamas during the Oct. 7 slaughter of innocent Israelis. Freelancer Hassan Eslaiah was seen in footage receiving a kiss on the cheek from Gaza Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar, photos shared to social media show.CNN, however, protested that everything this terrorist-collaborator reported was true:Sinwar was part of the planning behind the gruesome Oct. 7 terrorist attack that left more than 1,000 Israeli's dead and resulted in more than 200 being taken hostage. Eslaiah also reportedly worked with the Associated Press. CNN announced Thursday it was cutting ties with the freelancer.
"While we have not at this time found reason to doubt the journalistic accuracy of the work he has done for us, we have decided to suspend all ties with him."Do you think he published photos that his Hamas comrades-in-arms didn't want him to publish, CNN? You know that withholding the truth is a sin on the same level as falsification, right? I bet you don't know that, given all the lies by omission you yourselves tell. But congratulations on doing the absolute bare minimum and only when exposed, CNN. You should definitely have a say in deplatforming people for what you claim is "extremism" and "disinformation." Thanks to Elric Blade.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 01:13 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:14 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2023 01:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:15 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 01:15 PM (R4t5M)
Do doubt the Communist News Network had any tips though obviously their men there did
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 01:15 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 01:15 PM (R4t5M)
^^^^^
100% this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2023 01:16 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 01:16 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 01:16 PM (CIS44)
Double-cutting all ties.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2023 01:16 PM (3rbLU)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 09, 2023 01:16 PM (effZK)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (Atkwd)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (NpAcC)
Accuracy is not the point. His fucking ethics are you two cent Lenin Condoms.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (HfNu5)
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Doesn't matter. This nuance can be true or not without changing the reality of what's going on. Even if this guy is telling the truth and the whole truth, it doesn't change the fact that he works for Hamas and is being paid by CNN for information. This is not being done because the guy is a double agent secretly working on behalf of non-Hamas. This dude and others like him are not double agents. They are simply part of Hamas and making a bit of coin on the side by selling Hamas' message to the western media.
True or not is actually irrelevant in my opinion. Dude is part of Hamas, is at best a terrorist propagandist and is at worse a direct belligerent in a foreign war. American media paying these people is American media directly and intentionally supporting killer barbarians.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (z+89e)
https://tinyurl.com/4y6kv3vr
Posted by: huerfano at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (Q4KYm)
I know it's a minor thing but ... *facepalm*.
"Brianna Lyman" looks pretty young, so not surprising I guess.
Posted by: spindrift at November 09, 2023 01:18 PM (UWJud)
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2023 01:18 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 09, 2023 01:18 PM (TzW+Y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 01:16 PM (xcxpd)
But Mohammed bin Salmon was acting fishy as hell.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (bAJ1Y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (RIvkX)
They don't say why they cut ties and it feels like they regret being pressured to do it, by "those people".
Posted by: PG at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (gQbO4)
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting for the rubble to bounce further at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:16 PM (GBKbO)
What is fascinating is that they seem to hold the two things separate. One Hitler bad. Why Hitler Bad? Jews. Why Israel Bad? Because somehow the Palestinians, despite conducting terror attacks- and particularly reprehensible shit at that- are supposed to be treated as a sympathetic actor?
People are retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (BdMk6)
Netanyahu Demands Answers from CNN, NYT, AP, Reuters, on Embedded Hamas Photographers
Quote tweet: עמית סגל Amit Segal @amit_segal
Yo, @AP, @Reuters, @cnn - what your freelancer in Gaza Hassan Eslaiah is doing on a motorbike with a grenade, on his way to the massacre of women and babies? Is a grenade part of the equipment you provide?
Source: his own FB page
https://tinyurl.com/32d2kvcm
35 seconds
Ben Shapiro @benshapiro
The distinction between the "press" and Hamas in Gaza is extremely vague. All "journalists" in Gaza are either propagandists for Hamas or threatened by them. There is no press freedom in Gaza.
Ben Shapiro @benshapiro
This has been true since Hamas took over. In 2014 there were widespread reports of reporters being threatened or expelled for reporting that al-Shifa hospital was in fact a Hamas base. Reporters then hid their own reports to retain residency in Gaza
Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid
.@CNN photographer in Gaza holding a grenade as he joins Hamas terrorists on October 7th massacre.
Source: His own Facebook page.
https://tinyurl.com/3sjxxaxa [still photo]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (krqg6)
.......
How gay.
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2023 01:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (d04cU)
This. How many atrocities were perpetrated BECAUSE they had a film guy with them and were playing for the cameras?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:20 PM (di6C2)
The Terminal List starring Chris Pratt is good. Not sure about a second season. Seems like anything I watch only gets one season or it takes them forever to make a new one, or it goes to some other streaming service. I think they do that on purpose. (Like Yellowstone)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2023 01:21 PM (CZDbK)
The distinction between the "press" and Hamas in Gaza is extremely vague. All "journalists" in Gaza are either propagandists for Hamas or threatened by them. There is no press freedom in Gaza.
Ben Shapiro @benshapiro
This has been true since Hamas took over. In 2014 there were widespread reports of reporters being threatened or expelled for reporting that al-Shifa hospital was in fact a Hamas base. Reporters then hid their own reports to retain residency in Gaza ...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (krqg6)
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There is no distinction between "Hamas" and anything else in Gaza. The NGOs work with or for Hamas. The government there works directly for Hamas. "Journalists" all work for with Hamas. They are the state, and nothing is outside the state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:21 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM (BdMk6)
No particular reason. Just curious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:21 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 09, 2023 01:21 PM (VMFAF)
https://tinyurl.com/4y6kv3vr
Posted by: huerfano at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (Q4KYm)
Thanks for the link, although the horses are kind of random.
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting for the rubble to bounce further at November 09, 2023 01:22 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 09, 2023 01:19 PM
He was caught in a dragnet.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2023 01:22 PM (CZDbK)
Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2023 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
So they are admitting the truth of Hamas' atrocities caught on camera? I thought part of the ghoulish spin from CNN and other terror-friendly outlets was "don't believe your lying eyes."
That somehow the brutal, grisly images we were seeing weren't the real truth. The beaten, bloody, broken, half-naked body of the German girl in the back of the pickup wasn't really what it seemed, you know!
Are they giving up on this shameful deception?
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 09, 2023 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
I bet they know exactly where he is.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 09, 2023 01:23 PM (VMFAF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RWohylGm3c
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 01:23 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2023 01:24 PM (Qyxcd)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:24 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 09, 2023 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
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No, they're holding both positions as simultaneously true. They're all very skilled in Doublethink.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:24 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2023 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
BO, shitty cigarettes and evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:24 PM (di6C2)
If so, let's hope Israel decides to rectify that situation...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:24 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:24 PM (d04cU)
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That's double plus ungood behavior.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:24 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:24 PM (HfNu5)
I'd prefer he complained about assassination attempts.
Or couldn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:25 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:25 PM (JrojV)
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Of course there's a distinction between the press and Hamas. Hamas is more honest.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)
Remember, innocent until proved guilty! Say no to cancel culture!
Posted by: PG at November 09, 2023 01:25 PM (gQbO4)
Netanyahu slams journalists tied to Hamas as CNN cuts ties with photographer seen getting kiss from terror group leader
trib.al/TeHPoBN
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:26 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:26 PM (HfNu5)
4 Ways to Lie
1 tell complete falsehood from whole cloth
2 tell a half truth so that the half deception is swallowed whole
3 have knowledge of the truth but allow other people to believe a falsehood without correcting them
4 tell the truth is such a way that nobody believes it
Posted by: Speller at November 09, 2023 01:26 PM (pSotA)
... rather than have to show photos that prove the atrocities
Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2023 01:26 PM (RHGPo)
Remember, innocent until proved guilty! Say no to cancel culture!
Posted by: PG at November 09, 2023 01:25 PM (gQbO4)
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No, they'll just buy his stuff through a cutout. Whatever the Arabic equivalent of "Mr. Peter Jones" (or similar) is will provide the information and get the pay.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:26 PM (d04cU)
Short, dark, and goat-rapey?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 01:26 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:21 PM (d04cU)
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This is why I just call them "Gazans." There is no meaningful distinction between the average Gazan citizen on the street or a member of their government, Hamas.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:27 PM (YIVH2)
It's nuts, too. The feds will control ISPs down to the terms of services agreements, what the customers can buy and pay, etc.
Anyone heard about this?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:27 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 09, 2023 01:28 PM (yUu6q)
Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled
https://tinyurl.com/v2pu368b
Two screencaps -- click to see fully.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:28 PM (krqg6)
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Short, dark, and goat-rapey?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 01:26 PM (2ocoG)
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When it fits, sure. Their type is "anti-Western." In that part of the world, that usually means "short, dark and goat-rapey."
In other parts of the world it can be very different. In Red China, it's "polished government official in a nice suit with a nice apartment."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:28 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:28 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2023 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
BO, shitty cigarettes and evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Subtle overtones of goat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2023 01:28 PM (XeU6L)
Danny Danon 🇮🇱 דני דנון
@dannydanon
Israel's internal security agency announced that they will eliminate all participants of the October 7 massacre.
The "photojournalists" who took part in recording the assault will be added to that list.
Israel has decided to do a Munich on all participants and planners of October 7th - a special intelligence unit has been set up to hunt them all down and kill them.
It's very sad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (RWHIh)
Given that Israel has already said that anyone participating in the massacres are dead men walking, they're soon to be journalists without pulses.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (CwhoI)
Wonder if he is still among the living.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (PQ4m2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:17 PM (di6C2)
As I wrote last thread, this means that when he filmed Jewish Civilians being murdered, they really were being murdered.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (i9ffA)
It's very sad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (YAtuc)
Yeah, I am really broken up about it.
What do you all think? Pizza or Subs for dinner?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (di6C2)
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Calzones.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (ScR16)
Sorry if I alarmed anyone.
Rumors caused panic. Sorry again
Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (RWHIh)
Good news, ma'am.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (PQ4m2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (PQ4m2)
I would love to see Israel sue CNN for all damages incurred on Oct 7, and then when they were given ownership of CNN in bankruptcy court, they could rename it INN.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (i9ffA)
It's very sad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Oh no
Hey, Subway has buy one get one free with code BOGOFTL
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (yUu6q)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2023 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
BO, shitty cigarettes and evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Subtle overtones of goat.
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And Adidas Track Suits. Made in China.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (bAJ1Y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (di6C2)
It's very sad.
True. They shouldn't stop there.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (Atkwd)
Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:32 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (PQ4m2)
What exactly was their position, NGU? Israel Bad? Or something less stupid?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:32 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2023 01:32 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (di6C2)
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Calzones.
Seal-flipper pie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:33 PM (JrojV)
-- CNN central office
Posted by: PG at November 09, 2023 01:33 PM (gQbO4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (di6C2)
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Had to sit in front of a guy smoking that stuff on a flight from London to L.A.. Had a ringing headache after a couple of hours.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 09, 2023 01:33 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:33 PM (HfNu5)
@Mediaite
CNN Media Reporter Accuses NBC of 'Helping to Elevate' and Normalize 'Far-Right Outlets' With GOP Debate Partnership
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2023 01:33 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (X0I7i)
The John Brown of AOSHQ?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (di6C2)
They. Are. On. The. Same. Side.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (17s+e)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RWohylGm3c
Posted by: BruceWayne
That is a great book. But that doesn't necessarily mean Hollywood will F it up. I guess.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (bAJ1Y)
foam bombs?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (z+89e)
Russian airports have entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (JrojV)
It's very sad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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It will be interesting to see the reaction *when* Israel takes out one of those high-value targets. The rest of them are going to turtle-up like it's the end times (which it is for them). Then Israel takes out another one...and another one...and another one.
What will America do? Or the rest of the world?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (YIVH2)
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They should just bar CNN personnel from their country and provide them with no information ever again.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (lf83v)
MSNBC as well. Can anybody watching Joy Reid for 5 minutes deny she's a terrorist?
Posted by: Auspex at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (j4U/Z)
Israel's internal security agency announced that they will eliminate all participants of the October 7 massacre.
The "photojournalists" who took part in recording the assault will be added to that list.
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I have a whole list of people at CNN Center...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:35 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 09, 2023 01:35 PM (VMFAF)
I have pointed out and highlighted media malfeasance going back to 93 online.
He was just a little more direct action than I would like, but there should definitely be a private info war going on to the worst malefactors who cloak themselves as newsies.
There will never be one, but there should.
Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 01:35 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:35 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:27 PM (9ULwW)
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NYP, I think, covered it yesterday. Sweeping "regulatory" change in the name of "equity" (no joke) that will effective put end-user broadband and the networks that carry it under FCC control. FCC Commissioner is opposed, not that it matters:
President Biden’s plan hands the Administrative State effective control of all Internet services and infrastructure in the country. Never before, in the roughly 40-year history of the public Internet, has the FCC (or any federal agency for that matter) claimed this degree of control over it. Indeed, President Biden’s plan calls for the FCC to apply a far-reaching set of government controls that the agency has notapplied to any technology in the modern era, including Title II common carriers. The closest analog would be the heavy-handed rules the FCC applied to the Ma Bell telephone monopoly during the height of the New Deal era—a copper wire period of time when it was hard to distinguish between government
regulator and telephone provider
https://is.gd/AYNPGj (PDF of FCC boss' letter)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:35 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (z+89e)
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I saw that publicized already a few weeks ago.
Laughing gas might be interesting.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 09, 2023 01:35 PM (bAJ1Y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aQ_Lq1-Ed4&t=556s
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (z+89e)
Use the Iwo Jima method: flood with water, add gasoline, and light. Those that don't crisp up, suffocate. Still an easier death than their victims got.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (CwhoI)
Israel's internal security agency announced that they will eliminate all participants of the October 7 massacre.
The "photojournalists" who took part in recording the assault will be added to that list.
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I have a whole list of people at CNN Center...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (RIvkX)
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I'm sorry, but journalists are untouchable because they are better than normies. Any attack on a journalist is an attack on press freedom to take part in terrorist attacks and the first amendment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: scottst at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (ojBxe)
Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
In this video taken today in Jenin, a "Red Crescent" medic went to a terrorist who was shot by the IDF, lifted him up, and took his weapon, then brought it to another terrorist.
Basically, he abused his position as a medic, which the IDF can not shoot, to break the law and assist terrorists to get a weapon
https://tinyurl.com/3mtm7ubv
36 seconds; all terrorists in civilian clothes and not even Hamas headbands that do qualify as uniforms under the Conventions, not that the Conventions apply to Hamas antway.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (krqg6)
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That is a wonderfully elegant solution.
I can see why it's no longer used.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (PQ4m2)
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Make your list now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (z+89e)
Can I please play dirty CNN intern??
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (sjdRT)
Can't touch this!
Posted by: MC Kashoggalot at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (CjGGv)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (oQKD+)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (HfNu5)
That's a Ban-ned method.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 01:38 PM (R4t5M)
It's very sad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (YAtuc)
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It isn't sad. Actions have consequences. They invaded a country and massacred its citizens. There will now be direct, personal retribution exhibited upon them. When you do what they did, you had better win.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:38 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Patrick Starfish at November 09, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (X0I7i)
A prophet is never respected in his home town, sadly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 01:38 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: pawn at November 09, 2023 01:39 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (HfNu5)
That's a Ban-ned method.
Not banned, just secret.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:39 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:39 PM (9ULwW)
I'm sure my roommate from college is still sitting on vast stockpiles of Brut.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2023 01:39 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (HfNu5)
That's a Ban-ned method.
Not banned, just secret.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:39 PM (JrojV)
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Are you sure?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 09, 2023 01:39 PM (ScR16)
In this video taken today in Jenin, a "Red Crescent" medic went to a terrorist who was shot by the IDF, lifted him up, and took his weapon, then brought it to another terrorist.
Basically, he abused his position as a medic, which the IDF can not shoot, to break the law and assist terrorists to get a weapon ...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (krqg6)
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So the IDF starts shooting medics. If you make yourself a combatant and don't follow those vaunted "rules of war," you should reasonably assume that you'll get shot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:39 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: That Northernlurker
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Yes, those tunnels must smell like Seinfeld's car.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (+iliy)
regulator and telephone provider
https://is.gd/AYNPGj (PDF of FCC boss' letter)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Just saw this, thanks
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (9ULwW)
Doesn't kerosene burn longer?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:36 PM (HfNu5)
That's a Ban-ned method.
Not banned, just secret.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
To a Degree, yes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (yUu6q)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (krqg6)
New Hotness: Fill the tunnels with air freshener and deodorant.
Posted by: Joe Strummer at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (JrojV)
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When I was in the USSR and ran out of Marlboros I smoked Cosmos brand.
They tasted like hay and sparks would pop off the end.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (RIvkX)
Imagine CNN discovered a picture of one of their reporters getting a kiss from Trump while smiling...
Every single story that reporter worked on would be pulled from their website.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (yUu6q)
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Fake but accurate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:38 PM (d04cU)
I just saw the Israeli announcement on this - they are very serious, and it includes any so-called journos who rode with Hamas that day. This is worse than having a contract taken out on you by the Corleones, they never give up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Pali Cosmetics Dept. at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (DZrNt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 09, 2023 01:31 PM (bAJ1Y)
Israel has had a long time to research and develop their tunnel strategies.
I wonder how many tunnels have been dug underneath our southern border since the Kalorama cartel took power.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 01:42 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Puddinhead
You can place them in a plastic bag and put in the freezer for 48 hours. They come out smelling like a fresh spring meadow.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:42 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: zombie Mike Wallace at November 09, 2023 01:42 PM (9aAPV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (i9ffA)
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I just hope the plans go very far up the chain. Even if they don't take out the highest levels, wiping out two or three levels below that would have interesting downstream effects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (PQ4m2)
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Make your list now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (RIvkX)
Easy list: the 3 I still talk to
The rest are dead to me.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:42 PM (PQ4m2)
It's gayer than the Slideshow of ace and I visiting the Bridges of Madison County.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 01:42 PM (Atkwd)
What do you think goes on in those tunnels, eh? All those sweaty, smelly, amped-up dudes getting all hot and bothered thinking about their afterlife virgins, but no girls are around. They improvise . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (lf83v)
Could it be that they recognize that these terrorists are really the scum of the earth that all of us icky conservatives have been telling them they are?
Nothing like getting a 2x4 cluebat smashed into your skull.
Literally.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (9ULwW)
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Let me guess - none of the Journos thought to encase their cellphones in a lead wallet that day. So now Cyclops has them by the ballz.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (i9ffA)
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Yep. A large number of instigators signed their own death warrants by planning and participating in the massacre. Some of them will gladly die as martyrs, but I hope the Israelis are able to take them out in the most humiliating fashion as possible, such as when they are sitting on the toilet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:44 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 09, 2023 01:37 PM (oQKD+)
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Bingo. Number 1 on my list.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2023 01:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (ntk8v)
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Even if they thought to, they couldn't. The reason they were there was to stream battlefield footage for propaganda purposes and to send snapshots to western media for the same. Can't do that without an uplink.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:44 PM (d04cU)
It's gayer than the Slideshow of ace and I visiting the Bridges of Madison County.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 01:42 PM (Atkwd)
Who was Meryl Streep?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:44 PM (di6C2)
Some of us were hoping that you are armed and dealt with the issue correctly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (3Gtis)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (lf83v)
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I was thinking the same thing.
Horde mind...ain't it grand?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:44 PM (YIVH2)
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The Tywin Lannister treatment.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:44 PM (d04cU)
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They could have at least left their personal phones at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
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Because they are embedded with the FBI for the next raid on Donald Trump.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Puddinhead
You can place them in a plastic bag and put in the freezer for 48 hours. They come out smelling like a fresh spring meadow.
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We're talking about Ralph's tennis shoes.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (ntk8v)
Anytime a journo gets the shot an angel gets his wings.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (l10hq)
Leftists only wake up when they PERSONALLY feel the impact of their policies.
So if the Palis were attacking (more) Jews in America - the survivors would likely oppose Hamas even if they were pro-Pali before hand. Their "friends" however would now just say they always knew those survivors were racist...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (CZDbK)
Could it be that they recognize that these terrorists are really the scum of the earth that all of us icky conservatives have been telling them they are?
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Oh goodness no.
Journalists don't do *anything* any longer. They all get the same AP update telling them what to report, and they report that. Any MSM journalist you see "in the field" is pretending to be out there for the photo op and isn't out there for any length of time.
Remember the 24/7 coverage of Iraq? Funny how no one has the slightest idea of what's going on in Ukraine or Israel, isn't it? Even though everyone has the means to easily cover and report on it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (9ULwW)
Some of us were hoping that you are armed and dealt with the issue correctly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (3Gtis)
She texted the Horde, what more do you want?
Plus: false alarm better than body bags.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:44 PM (YIVH2)
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The Tywin Lannister treatment.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (ScR16)
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Exactly.
It will also send a message to the others:
"We can get to you ANYWHERE."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (lf83v)
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I was thinking the same thing.
Horde mind...ain't it grand?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (YIVH2)
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Nah. The spurned lover is the 12-year-old boy that's too far off to the side to be in the pic.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: If the Debbil was a candy . . . at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (CjGGv)
So if the Palis were attacking (more) Jews in America - the survivors would likely oppose Hamas even if they were pro-Pali before hand. Their "friends" however would now just say they always knew those survivors were racist...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (XqcwY)
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Ask them if they're willing to send American soldiers to kill Israeli soldiers trying to root out terrorists in Gaza.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (yUu6q)
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Fake but accurate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (d04cU)
If he works for CNN, I can only assume his "throws" would only endanger himself and the driver.
"ACHMED, SHORT!"
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (z+89e)
Horde mind...ain't it grand?
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He has that dejected "Guess I'm going to have to settle for the goat again tonight" look on his face.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (lf83v)
Equinonk or Camp Tawanda?
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (Atkwd)
Posted by: If the Debbil was a candy . . . at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (CjGGv)
Death by Peeps. Bacon Peeps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (di6C2)
What do you all think? Pizza or Subs for dinner?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (di6C2)
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Subs if Italian with prosciutto
else
Pizza (I like anchovies myself, also olives)
Posted by: Ciampino - None of that cooked ham at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (qfLjt)
They are also not keeping it secret.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (ATSTk)
Posted by: If the Debbil was a candy . . . at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (CjGGv)
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And Jujubes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (ScR16)
The goal with this article is to demonize the press. The headline is right out of the Trump user manual, implying journalists who report negative news about Israel also participated in the atrocities. When a journalist learns something is occurring, they head out fast to grab images, observe the action and talk to those willing to talk.
My analysis is that no matter what your profession is, you should be a human being first and alert any and all authorities that something like this could be happening instead of just documenting it.
Again, we fall to the fascist playbook. Notice how you are attacking journalism and not the causes of the conflict. thoughtful response is better than mindless reaction. MAGAs react. Mobs react.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (JCZqz)
Not the same conflict or exactly the same on a granular level, but damned similar.
Posted by: Zek at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (ntk8v)
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Even if they thought to, they couldn't. The reason they were there was to stream battlefield footage for propaganda purposes and to send snapshots to western media for the same. Can't do that without an uplink.
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Understood. But they now the face war crimes while providing the prosecution with the evidence. The World Court Must Act!
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (ntk8v)
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And not even then. Remember the family of the girl murdered (raped and murdered?) by the repeated felon illegal or some other horrible criminal who made public statements in support of rape and murder - sorry, "immigrants"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (lf83v)
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*sigh* not again...
Posted by: The goat at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (MNhXM)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
NEW: Health professionals played ‘central role’ in Nazi crimes: study
Medical professionals played a "central role" in the crimes committed by the Nazis, according to a new study published Thursday, which...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (PQ4m2)
Invite them to go shooting with you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (3Gtis)
Posted by: InZona at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (apWcl)
Peeps.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (JCZqz)
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I don't know..."Journalists are always great," seems like a mindless reaction to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (VARTN)
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I like how the Democrats slip that in there accidentally.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (RHGPo)
The "photojournalists" who took part in recording the assault will be added to that list.
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Nice.
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (NucQL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (9ULwW)
German government minister, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (di6C2)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
NEW: Health professionals played ‘central role’ in Nazi crimes: study
Medical professionals played a "central role" in the crimes committed by the Nazis, according to a new study published Thursday, which...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 01:48 PM (krqg6)
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This is disinformation. Putting on a lab coat makes you more moral than a normie in flannel. That's a fact, Jack.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:42 PM (GBKbO)
the big question, will they go for any of the leaders hiding out in Qatar? Tough targets, they've got round the clock protection. Still, not impossible. One method I recall that I thought was quite clever: target is traveling in a car in the city, well guarded. Motorcycle pulls up next to it, rider suddenly reaches out and puts a magnetic bomb with a 10 second timer on the roof. Motorcycle takes off into traffic, boom. It's been done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (i9ffA)
Did you go to summer camp with Howard Stern?
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (MNhXM)
Groundhog's gonna be delivering his mail real soon.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (sWM8x)
John Hopkins guilty of a shitload of counts, up to $200+m awarded, not including punitive damages
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (l10hq)
Wouldn't that make them straight?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (di6C2)
MSNBC as well. Can anybody watching Joy Reid for 5 minutes deny she's a terrorist?
Posted by: Auspex at November 09, 2023 01:34 PM (j4U/Z)
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One of the Russian telegrams I used to follow for updates on Ukraine and is now dominated by pro-Hamas updates actually linked a interview by her as a credible source. I should laugh, but not while she still has reach.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (pIx7m)
"There's nowhere we can't go.
They could lock you in a steel room in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
And we'd still get to you."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (CwhoI)
There are measures and countermeasures a determined enemy can make to safeguard their subterranian fortresses.
The Tunnel Rats were like the EOD guys there to enable forensic analysis of capotured enemy materials for intelligence gathering and to capture subjects if possible.
You use the correct tool for the correct job.
Posted by: sven at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (Atkwd)
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https://youtu.be/_V_LMncr-mg
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (bAJ1Y)
Posted by: SMOD
Were they German?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (l10hq)
Plus: false alarm better than body bags.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (di6C2)
Yes. The comment was tongue-in-cheek.
Shall I note that next time?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (3Gtis)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2023 01:30 PM (PQ4m2)
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This is the beginning of a gay movie, rite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2023 01:43 PM (lf83v)
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I was thinking the same thing.
Horde mind...ain't it grand?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 09, 2023 01:45 PM (YIVH2)
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Nah. The spurned lover is the 12-year-old boy that's too far off to the side to be in the pic.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 09, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)
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Sheesh guys, the spurned (and thankful) lover is the tethered goat outside the sheep brothel.
Posted by: Ciampino - Play Yoko music down the tunnels, non-stop at November 09, 2023 01:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMOD
Were they German?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (l10hq)
Break down in fucking self respect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:52 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Drive by
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Circus peanuts were very expensive to produce up until the mid 80s.
More serious answer: I'm guessing there wasn't a sea and massive / readily available infrastructure right next to the holes in Vietnam.
Idle speculation: Poison gas was probably banned, but I have no real idea about that sort of thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:52 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (i9ffA)
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Never underestimate a good candygram.
I was imagining getting into the tower they have their penthouses and getting them there. It's hard to imagine that any serious intelligence agency doesn't have some plans on getting into the secure parts of Qatar, especially Mossad when concerning Hamas.
The question becomes, what does Qatar do when people under its protection start dying mysteriously? It's not Iran isn't alreayd involved in this fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:52 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMOD at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (RHGPo)
shades of Bill Murray and the Baby Ruth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:52 PM (i9ffA)
Shall I note that next time?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (3Gtis)
That would take away the fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:52 PM (di6C2)
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Addendum: I'd flood the heck out of the place. I like the gasoline idea a lot, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:52 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (l10hq)
Wouldn't that make them straight?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yes. Bad idea.
Pork grease burns.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:53 PM (l10hq)
The "photojournalists" who took part in recording the assault will be added to that list.
May their names and the names of their family be erased and forgotten (IYKWIM)
Posted by: The Old Testament at November 09, 2023 01:53 PM (saN7u)
Medical professionals played a "central role" in the crimes committed by the Nazis, according to a new study published Thursday, which...
The immediate precursor to the Holocaust was Aktion T4 - the German "health care" authorities "euthanized" those they deemed unworthy because they were mentally ill or significantly physically limited. Few doctors cared, though Archbishop Galen and the Papacy called it a sin to participate.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 01:53 PM (XqcwY)
Shall I note that next time?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2023 01:51 PM (3Gtis)
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Gentlemen! This is the Internet! You're not allowed to joke on the Internet!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:53 PM (GBKbO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aQ_Lq1-Ed4&t=556s
That link starts the video at the "please support me" pitch and then it ends. Boner value = zero.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 01:53 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2023 01:54 PM (ATSTk)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 01:54 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Is random snark OK?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:54 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 09, 2023 01:40 PM (yUu6q)
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Fake but accurate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:41 PM (d04cU)
If he works for CNN, I can only assume his "throws" would only endanger himself and the driver.
"ACHMED, SHORT!"
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (z+89e)
^^ Comments above: rated accurate.
I love you guys.
Posted by: Iris at November 09, 2023 01:55 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (i9ffA)
Saw a report recently that Qatar and Singapore were the most vaxxed countries on Earth.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2023 01:55 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Is random snark OK?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:54 PM (JrojV)
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No. Duh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:55 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 01:55 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2023 01:55 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 09, 2023 01:47 PM (JCZqz)
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No, the press demonizes itself. I just notice it. They *did* participate in the atrocity. They were there. They knew to be there. They were informed and invited, or they wouldn't have been there. They're lovey-dovey with Hamas.
I know some people worship - for reasons inconceivable - "journalism" and "journalists" but this one isn't hard to unpack.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (Atkwd)
Posted by: CNN at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (d04cU)
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All the President's Men is all they need to know about journalism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (CwhoI)
Set up a To Catch a Predator sting.
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 01:55 PM (MNhXM)
That means someone has to go buy some Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (di6C2)
...
Or click this link posted by Admiral Ackbar...
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (pIx7m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (i9ffA)
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This is old hat in Iraq and Afghanistan. Its the big reason Marines in LAVs with eyeballs scanning around the vehicle suffered very few magnet bomb attacks while soldiers in Stryker's got hammered.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 01:57 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (HfNu5)
I think Vice magazine did, back when they did a version of investigative reporting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 01:57 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (GBKbO)
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And "The President's Analyst" is all anyone needs to know about the Phone Company!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:57 PM (d04cU)
Ella's Swingin' Christmas, FTW.
Mannheim Steamroller Christmas albums. Gack. Never understood what El Rushbo saw in that dreck.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:57 PM (JrojV)
Speaking of the Russian Collusion Hoax, I've noticed that leftists really don't mind being lied to.
The collective response of leftist HIVs to the Hoax is "it worked didn't it?"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 01:57 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Is random snark OK?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:54 PM (JrojV)
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No. Duh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:55 PM (GBKbO)
But... but... SIR! There is nothing Random about my SNARK!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:56 PM (GBKbO)
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And "The President's Analyst" is all anyone needs to know about the Phone Company!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:57 PM (d04cU)
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Ace in the Hole taught me everything I needed to know about journalists and the people who consume their work without question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Chris Hansen at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:53 PM (GBKbO)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (fQR+9)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (iFTx/)
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It apparently includes a baboon attack. Already, it is better than Gladiator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
Hiring Hamas Photojournalists is child’s play comparably speaking.
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:53 PM (GBKbO)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (fQR+9)
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Neither do I.
*weeps bitterly*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Ace has a hole?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (JrojV)
Posted by: Mossad at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:57 PM (JrojV)
I like them... Trans Siberian Railroad
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
Speaking of Ad Astra
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (MNhXM)
The popular view of demons 100 years ago: Sexually ambiguous and gender fluid, corrupts children, looks...just wrong.
Your average tranny activist now: Sexually ambiguous and gender fluid, corrupts children, looks...just wrong.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 01:50 PM (i9ffA)
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They need better drivers. If you're carrying a VIP, you shouldn't be letting anyone near you. If a motorcycle gets that close, you move out of range - through the motorcycle if needed. Deal with the consequences later. Your job is to protect the VIP.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (sWM8x)
Leftist HIVs? Gay Democrats with AIDS?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
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"Wag the Dog" was a class in manufactured consent and propaganda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (iFTx/)
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It apparently includes a baboon attack. Already, it is better than Gladiator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
Gladiator 2: Electric Baboonaloo?
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (fQR+9)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (3cGpq)
If a Healthcare worker still will get the Vaccine, which SCIENCE is now saying harms you more than helps you... I sure don't want them working on me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (xaFKb)
Is it a sexy, sexy engorged baboon?
Posted by: Jane Goodall at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (XqcwY)
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Gorilla Channel co-production??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
I wished that I had known this when we invited one of my son's friend from Middle School to go a weekend trip with us. His shoes smelled so bad in the car that I couldn't go on. I stopped at a mall and bought him a new pair and threw out the old ones.
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2023 02:01 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 01:58 PM (GBKbO)
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"Wag the Dog" was a class in manufactured consent and propaganda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (d04cU)
true and true
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:01 PM (xcxpd)
The Disney poopers? I posted this a couple of days ago:
The cr*ppiest place on Earth! Disney theme parks have been hit by so many people POOPING in lines for rides that cleaners now have special code to alert them to human feces
https://mol.im/a/12716081
Posted by: Ciampino - Poop, poop, glorious poop at November 09, 2023 02:01 PM (qfLjt)
The "photojournalists" who took part in recording the assault will be added to that list.
May their names and the names of their family be erased and forgotten (IYKWIM)
Posted by: The Old Testament
Burn, piss, salt.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2023 02:01 PM (iOTJP)
They are future Americans, same thing.
Posted by: PG at November 09, 2023 02:01 PM (gQbO4)
leftist LIV = low information voter, often part of the Free Shit Army
leftist HIV = high information voter, think Grima Wormtongue
Posted by: Jane Goodall at November 09, 2023 02:02 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:01 PM (xcxpd)
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I am very curious what a Billy Wilder directed Schindler's List would have been.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:02 PM (GBKbO)
The cr*ppiest place on Earth! Disney theme parks have been hit by so many people POOPING in lines for rides that cleaners now have special code to alert them to human feces
https://mol.im/a/12716081
Posted by: Ciampino
Code Brown at Magic Mountain. I repeat, Code Brown at Magic Mountain.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2023 02:02 PM (iOTJP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 02:02 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Octochicken at November 09, 2023 02:02 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:52 PM (9ULwW)
Aziz! Light!
Big badda boom!
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM (l7Kbv)
It's very sad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2023 01:29 PM (YAtuc)
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It's going to be very embarrassing when, eventually, Israel hunts down one of these people on American soil because he was let in as a "refugee."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 01:49 PM (l10hq)
Vaporized laxatives.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM (XqcwY)
If a Healthcare worker still will get the Vaccine, which SCIENCE is now saying harms you more than helps you... I sure don't want them working on me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2023 02:00 PM (xaFKb)
there is a nursing and healthcare shortage everywhere, and those are areas that cost so much to own a house, I wonder what the industry attrition rate will be by employees leaving for saner pastures because only the job and local culture are holding them there.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 09, 2023 01:57 PM (JrojV)
I like them... Trans Siberian Railroad
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 01:59 PM (bs+z0
LOL... Trans Siberian Orchestra
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Cheri
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It's possible you're my wife. She no joke did this same thing once.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: Octochicken at November 09, 2023 02:02 PM (oCS0o)
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Awww, the lunatic harpies at Jezebel are no more?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (WVAwc)
The cr*ppiest place on Earth! Disney theme parks have been hit by so many people POOPING in lines for rides that cleaners now have special code to alert them to human feces
Putting the Log in the Log Flume.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (Atkwd)
At the risk of making this a movie thread, I see this "journalist" having a film made about him, ending the same way as "3 Days of the Condor" outside the New York Times building showing what a hero he is.
Posted by: Auspex at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (j4U/Z)
Is it a sexy, sexy engorged baboon?
Posted by: Jane Goodall
With a big red ass?
Posted by: Marlon Perkins
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (iOTJP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (9ULwW)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (fQR+9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (9ULwW)
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Shanghai Disney - but you're not allowed to say it!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:01 PM (xcxpd)
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I am very curious what a Billy Wilder directed Schindler's List would have been.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:02 PM (GBKbO)
Probably a little gay and subversive
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
Isn't that part of basic training now in Milley's army?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
Werent the SS uniforms a little gay and subversive?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (CIS44)
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It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (ntk8v)
Posted by: 18-1
Trying to keep from falling over because of his lift boots?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (l10hq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (WVAwc)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (9ULwW)
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Shanghai Disney - but you're not allowed to say it!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (d04cU)
"Pooh sticks"
Of course it does!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM (bs+z0
I think they need a name change anyway IYKWIM.
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM
No it will serve as a reminder that A) Do not FAFO with Mossad. B) Our borders are a joke and that the U.S is wide open to attacks and it's not just some hard working woman coming to pick lettuce.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (CZDbK)
The far future of 2023: according to Disney parkgoers, there are visitors allegedly pooping while waiting in lines.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (XqcwY)
Oh, that's fantastic. Now if they'd just hit Kotaku.
I forgot that they own the Onion now too, and that's why the Onion hasn't been funny since shortly after 9/11.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (2ocoG)
When I lived in Tucson, you would see this all over with the 'Day Crossers'.
Line in front of a DQ and there's a Mother and an Abuela, each holding a little kid's arm, while they shit on the sidewalk.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (Atkwd)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (CZDbK)
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"Israel killed a soon to be American who had done nothing wrong. This means war."
-The Department of Defense
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
The cr*ppiest place on Earth! Disney theme parks have been hit by so many people POOPING in lines for rides that cleaners now have special code to alert them to human feces
Putting the Log in the Log Flume.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 02:04 PM (Atkwd)
What is the most popular pickup line at a Disney bar?
"May I push your stool in for you?"
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
Werent the SS uniforms a little gay and subversive?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (CIS44)
Well the SA leadership sure qualified
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:08 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
The Christmas Party in Stalag 17 was a travesty to an otherwise great movie.
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 02:08 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Ian S.
What are you talking about!?!??! That's the best part! You guys love it too, right?!?!?
Posted by: GOPe political analysts at November 09, 2023 02:08 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 02:09 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 02:09 PM (FVME7)
True story, when my twins were 8, we went to Disneyland... first thing I did after getting to the park, was go to the 'small world' ride... and stand there for a couple of minutes... Kids and Lady friend at the time were confused.
Then I pointed out the line, and told my Kids, if you misbehave? I'm going to make you stand in that line, and ride that ride.... looks of horror ensued.
Later that day, my Daughter was getting cranky... and I just started singing... 'its a small world after all'.... she straightened right up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 09, 2023 02:09 PM (xaFKb)
SHPROING!!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2023 02:09 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:09 PM (CIS44)
Friend, we can't believe you haven't donated yet. We are just about out of time to make our quarterly goal. Donate now and get a 15X match just for you!
Posted by: GOPe Text writers at November 09, 2023 02:10 PM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Skip a
I read that as shower pants. I was like is Skip on to something?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:10 PM (CIS44)
Oh, that's fantastic. Now if they'd just hit Kotaku.
I forgot that they own the Onion now too, and that's why the Onion hasn't been funny since shortly after 9/11.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 02:07 PM (2ocoG)
I wanna play the part from ZZTop's LaGrange, where they sing "A Haw Haw Haw Haw!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 02:10 PM (i9ffA)
The jury just fucked JHCH in the ass, and lifting the cap might cost John Hopkins a billion dollars in punitive damages.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 02:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 09, 2023 02:10 PM (CwhoI)
True story, when my twins were 8, we went to Disneyland... first thing I did after getting to the park, was go to the 'small world' ride... and stand there for a couple of minutes... Kids and Lady friend at the time were confused.
Then I pointed out the line, and told my Kids, if you misbehave? I'm going to make you stand in that line, and ride that ride.... looks of horror ensued.
Later that day, my Daughter was getting cranky... and I just started singing... 'its a small world after all'.... she straightened right up.
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It really is the shittiest ride in the park.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 02:10 PM (ntk8v)
The jury just fucked JHCH in the ass, and lifting the cap might cost John Hopkins a billion dollars in punitive damages.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 02:10 PM (ufFY
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"But the insurance company was paying us so well..."
-Hospital admins
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 09, 2023 02:11 PM (66Sa2)
This statement gives CNN the ability to denounce the photos as staged Israeli anti-Hamas propaganda, at a future date of their choosing.
It's disgusting how often CNN runs unsubstantiated anti-Trump and Leftist-narrative supporting crap without any sort of "reason to doubt" disclaimer before or after.
Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2023 02:11 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:02 PM (GBKbO)
"Design for Living" but with more hiding death camp latrines.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (QzZeQ)
This was the reminder I needed to order up some parts from Moen.
Been slipping my mind for the last week. Thanks!
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (Atkwd)
-Hospital admins
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
They got convicted of billing fraud in this case also.
LOL
They're fucked.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (fwDg9)
The jury just fucked JHCH in the ass, and lifting the cap might cost John Hopkins a billion dollars in punitive damages.
What was this about?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (2ocoG)
When I lived in Tucson, you would see this all over with the 'Day Crossers'.
Line in front of a DQ and there's a Mother and an Abuela, each holding a little kid's arm, while they shit on the sidewalk.
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2023 02:07
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Tommorowland would have been more accurate vision of future cities if it featured depictions of shit and trash covered streets, homeless camps, and OD'd fentanyl addicts.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (pIx7m)
Posted by: Emeril at November 09, 2023 02:13 PM (481GL)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:09 PM (CIS44)
Howdy, BW!
Posted by: Doof at November 09, 2023 02:13 PM (fQR+9)
LOL
They're fucked.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (ufFY
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And suddenly, trendy progressive parents across the nation were finding it harder to get their designer 4 year old boy a new vag.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:13 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:13 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2023 02:09 PM (fwDg9)
Good luck Skip, I hate plumbing work. There’s always a part missing or some other problem that drives you crazy. Hope you’re on the mend.
Posted by: The Old Testament at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (saN7u)
It's nuts, too. The feds will control ISPs down to the terms of services agreements, what the customers can buy and pay, etc.
Anyone heard about this?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:27 PM (9ULwW)
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A commentor posted this link yesterday:
https://is.gd/6HgbVN
"FCC commissioner blasts Biden’s ‘digital equity’ plan as 'unlawful power grab'; 'Talk about central planning,' FCC's Carr says of Biden's plan"
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (QZtoT)
The jury just fucked JHCH in the ass, and lifting the cap might cost John Hopkins a billion dollars in punitive damages.
Good.
Posted by: They fucked that family over, they should get a fucking in return at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (HBnmy)
LOL
They're fucked.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
That such a shame.
Anyway...
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (WVAwc)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni
(Runs away sobbing)
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (JCZqz)
Is this body double perhaps? Aliens? Global warming?
Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (JojsZ)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (3cGpq)
Amen
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (bs+z0)
"The Apartment" with more executions and hiding in death camp latrines.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (QzZeQ)
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Well, I wasn't going to say anything because Lubitsch was a huge influence on Wilder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
It's nuts, too. The feds will control ISPs down to the terms of services agreements, what the customers can buy and pay, etc.
Anyone heard about this?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 09, 2023 01:
They also want to "passively" track your car and what its doing. just in case your driving becomes erratic. When has this corrupt festering boil of a government ever done anything passively
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:15 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (2ocoG
Paying a family for munchausen .
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 02:15 PM (MZsCp)
Posted by: anachronda at November 09, 2023 02:15 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:13 PM (GBKbO)
"BUT MOOOOOM! BRAYDEN NEXT DOOR JUST GOT A NEW VAG!" - 4 year old Aiden
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 02:16 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
Werent the SS uniforms a little gay and subversive?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:06 PM (CIS44)
Well the SA leadership sure qualified
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at November 09, 2023 02:08 PM (xcxpd)
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Well those were Brownshirts ... just saying. Went well with shitty Disney parks.
Posted by: Ciampino - Poop, poop, glorious poop! at November 09, 2023 02:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (3cGpq)
Pope Frankie says Transgenders can be Baptized and be God parents and Transgender kids can be Baptized also
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 02:16 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni
(Runs away sobbing AND HOLDING BALLS)
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney
FIFY
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:16 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 02:12 PM (2ocoG)
I heard of the case, but just looked into it more
Little girl, Maya, had CRPS, centralized Region Pain Syndrome (?). Took her to the hospital after a flare up, and the hospital accused the family of child abuse, and took away the child.
For 87 days.
The mother was distraught, and killed herself.
The hospital charged them $500k for services, and didn't properly treat the child
The suit is for wrongful death, and other things.
That is it in essence.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 02:16 PM (ufFY8)
Fuck you people
Posted by: Tilapia everywhere tired of having their corpses defiled at November 09, 2023 02:17 PM (XqcwY)
"The Apartment" with more executions and hiding in death camp latrines.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2023 02:14 PM (QzZeQ)
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Well, I wasn't going to say anything because Lubitsch was a huge influence on Wilder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
Yeah, that's why I got them mixed up. Their chops are very similar, even if not exactly alike.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2023 02:17 PM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2023 02:17 PM (o2ZRX)
The hospital charged them $500k for services, and didn't properly treat the child
The suit is for wrongful death, and other things.
That is it in essence.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
May Johns Hopkins be reduced to digging ditches.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2023 02:18 PM (iOTJP)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 09, 2023 02:18 PM (saN7u)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 02:18 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:13 PM (GBKb
Future MSNBC headline: Vag Deserts hurt young trans children the most.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2023 02:18 PM (CZDbK)
Thank God, as looking at the top half of him is bad enough. He looks like an old Q-tip that you find while cleaning the bathroom floor where it had rolled under a cabinet. Frazzled white cotton for hair and yellow stained teeth.
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2023 02:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Tom Servo a
but a girl in it!
but a gay girl in it!
make laaaaaaaaaame!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:19 PM (CIS44)
trans siberian orchestra > siberian trans orchestra
Posted by: anachronda at November 09, 2023 02:15 PM (edU/H)
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They've all transitioned to piano accordions.
Posted by: Ciampino - squeeze and poop at November 09, 2023 02:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: DOYLE at November 09, 2023 02:19 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 02:18 PM (i9ffA)
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Wilder tried to make the movie for a decade before Spielberg got the film done. Wilder could never get his hands on the rights to the book which Spielberg essentially just held until he thought he was mature enough to make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:19 PM (GBKbO)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Q: Why are you trailing in swing states?
BIDEN: "Because you don't read the polls out!"
Q: "You don't believe you're trailing in battleground states...?"
BIDEN: "No"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 02:20 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tom Servo a
but a girl in it!
but a gay girl in it!
make laaaaaaaaaame!
So...she'd make Ilsa She Wolf of the SS?
Posted by: Tilapia everywhere tired of having their corpses defiled at November 09, 2023 02:20 PM (XqcwY)
Wilder tried to make the movie for a decade before Spielberg got the film done. Wilder could never get his hands on the rights to the book which Spielberg essentially just held until he thought he was mature enough to make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:19 PM (GBKbO)
Great Movie
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 02:20 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 09, 2023 02:20 PM (WVAwc)
IMO there was sufficient evidence to indicate the mother was making the girl sick. From photos seems the girl made a recovery after taken from mother but claims those photos does show the real pain she's in. I expect that pain to go away again after the settlement payment.
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (MZsCp)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Q: Why are you trailing in swing states?
BIDEN: "Because you don't read the polls out!"
Q: "You don't believe you're trailing in battleground states...?"
BIDEN: "No"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 02:20 PM (FVME7)
Vote counters in Philly, Atlanta and Detroit agre
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 02:20 PM (bs+z0)
Just don't make out during the movie.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (ufFY8)
MSNBC would definitely say "hurt poor black trans children the most".
Posted by: Ian S. at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (CIS44)
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They won't cheat as much with a quality candidate!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going up some wonky stairs with Paul Leni at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
That is it in essence.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
I watched the documentary about this on Netflix. Outrageous what they did. Real Soviet style bullshit.
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 09, 2023 02:22 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (CIS44)
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They won't cheat as much with a quality candidate!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going
They won't know what to do if we all just VOTE HARDER
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:22 PM (CIS44)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Q: Why are you trailing in swing states?
BIDEN: "Because you don't read the polls out!"
Q: "You don't believe you're trailing in battleground states...?"
BIDEN: "No"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 09, 2023 02:20 PM (FVME7)
He was really pissed... He probably knows they want to replace Him
Vote counters in Philly, Atlanta and Detroit agre
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 02:23 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Drive by
Speaking of a drive by... Excellent internet expert analysis!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 09, 2023 02:23 PM (A1oHd)
Posted by: Drive by at November 09, 2023 02:21 PM (MZsCp)
Well, the Mom is dead, so...
The jury (and yes, juries are often dumbasses) thought otherwise.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 02:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: CNN at November 09, 2023 02:23 PM (RilAR)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Lol...have you learned nothing? Trans children of COLOR are most affected, because they don't have the resources and support to travel for essential (gender bending) healthcare like white kids do...because racist Lefties assume all black kids are poor.
Be better...and more racist, apparently.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 09, 2023 02:23 PM (h20jl)
Makes the Pope's statement just a pander to his commie buddies in the FNM if I'm not mistaken as I doubt that people that mutilate their kids decide to become catholic or any other religion in more than tiny tiny percents. I don't actually see why a kid should be denied Baptism if they made a stupid kid mistake and their evil parents had them mutilated.
The god parent thing is bad. Funny I never knew the church has any say there, I thought god parent as just a legal thing "if we die, we trust this couple or person to raise our kids" specified in the will.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2023 02:24 PM (3cGpq)
Biden said something like "poor kids can achieve just as much as white kids can!"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 02:24 PM (XqcwY)
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Don't let the carrots get mixed up in the chili.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 02:25 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 09, 2023 02:25 PM (N3zMI)
A rep from Tyler proposed no money should go to hospitals that provided sex mutilation on kids. It failed with a republican majority. My repub rep voted against it yet has already sent out a mailer touting the SENATE bill that passed as one his achievements. e's in the house of representatives. He also voted to convict Ken Paxton.
Stan Kitzman Tx-85, one way or another you are toast.
Posted by: DanMan at November 09, 2023 02:26 PM (8uzBS)
Pope Frankie says Transgenders can be Baptized and be God parents and Transgender kids can be Baptized also
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2023 02:16 PM (bs+z0)
This is my shocked face.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2023 02:26 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2023 02:24 PM (3cGpq)
Baptism godparents take over the child's spiritual well being, not legal guardian type stuff.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 02:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2023 02:26 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 09, 2023 02:26 PM (A1oHd)
Biden said something like "poor kids can achieve just as much as white kids can!"
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Biden is the Candy Man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 09, 2023 02:26 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: DanMan at November 09, 2023 02:26 PM (8uzBS)
Joe Biden makes me sick, but no one seems to care.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 09, 2023 02:27 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 09, 2023 02:27 PM (QqMaK)
Posted by: Lost in Space at November 09, 2023 02:27 PM (v6Nd0)
The jury (and yes, juries are often dumbasses) thought otherwise.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
In the first half of the documentary I thought that Munchausen's was possible but became convinced that her pain was real and not from the mother. I can only guess that a doctor that specializes in this disease who treated her and became close the family ( not affiliated with JH) testified for them at trial.
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2023 02:28 PM (oiNtH)
go to National Catholic Register and look for article on Vatican Doctrine Office:Transgenders
It says it is approved in certain circumstances - which means if the transgender person is not causing scandel by not following the teachings of the Church. Look for it to be abused but it's not a change to Church teachings.
Posted by: Iris at November 09, 2023 02:30 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: Minnfidel "
For once they wont be able to spew "women, children hardest hit" That will be disorienting.
Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2023 02:31 PM (JojsZ)
And stupid.
That's why Leftists are always saying shit like-
"Oh, Devon, you...you poured out Cheerios for your son's breakfast? You are an ama-a-a-a-azing father!!!"
Cuz a Black father feeding his child is such a shockingly rare event.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2023 02:31 PM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Octochicken
STAND BACK!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG THIS THING GETS!!!!!
-- Adam - the first time. . . well, you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2023 02:33 PM (SAX5G)
"Oh, Devon, you...you poured out Cheerios for your son's breakfast? You are an ama-a-a-a-azing father!!!"
Cuz a Black father feeding his child is such a shockingly rare event.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2023 02:31 PM (QzZeQ)
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Next you'll be telling us that some black men are clean and articulate.
Posted by: ShainS -- Too Male, Too Pale, Too Stale at November 09, 2023 02:35 PM (4XzUP)
While Vivek was smacking the NBC anchors and Nikki Haley with 'lil Vivek what was DeSantis doing?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2023 02:03 PM
Standing tall.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 09, 2023 02:43 PM (enJYY)
Three movies I cried almost all the way through:
1. Saving Private Ryan
2. The Passion of the Christ
3. Schindler's List
Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2023 02:43 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lost in Space at November 09, 2023 02:27 PM (v6Nd0)
Good movie.
Long movie, 3h 20m.
Unbelievable amount of wealth the Osage had.
$400m in 1920s dollars floating about from the oil.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2023 03:12 PM (ufFY8)
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