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Just kind of phoning it in today, I see.
Guessing you've had a rough week and ready for the weekend. Thanks for all the posts, Ace. Posted by: Chuck Rambo at November 10, 2023 07:03 PM (Usljz) 2
Somebody cue Henry Mancini’s “Baby Elephant Walk.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 10, 2023 07:07 PM (JrojV) 3
Mad skillz on the excavator operator!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 10, 2023 07:08 PM (MeG8a) 4
Good evening horde. Hope everyone had a good week. Thanks for the cafe links, Ace.
Those shots of Norway are just mind-bending. Dramatic scale. Posted by: TRex at November 10, 2023 07:08 PM (IQ6Gq) 5
Called the others in the 'open thread' below. Seconding the thanks for Ace's posts.
Posted by: gdgm+ at November 10, 2023 07:08 PM (Mvc4R) 6
Ace was supposed to take the day off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:10 PM (5xURv) 7
*waves to TRex and Grateful*
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2023 07:10 PM (MRnni) 8
From previous thread:
181 I second the benefits of beet root. I have whooshing tinnitus that will lessen or go away after taking beet root capsules. I'm thinking it also helps with blood pressure, but I don't monitor my blood pressure, so can't say definitively. Posted by: AK at work Really? I have tinnitus in both ears, worse on the right side. I may have to try those beet root capsules. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 07:11 PM (rRMBj) 9
Norway is STUNNING - went on a cruise there last year; want to go back!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at November 10, 2023 07:11 PM (SRRAx) 10
That tree has been getting a lot of nutrients.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 10, 2023 07:12 PM (R/m4+) 11
6 Ace was supposed to take the day off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:10 PM (5xURv) Ace was supposed to be the Elf on the Shelf today… Posted by: browndog says use your sticks at November 10, 2023 07:12 PM (TTAGa) 12
Really? I have tinnitus in both ears, worse on the right side. I may have to try those beet root capsules.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 07:11 PM (rRMBj) Same. Mine is also tied to stress and BP. Much worse when those things are worse. Will have to look at beet root. But sadly all the cures are anything but. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:12 PM (5xURv) Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2023 07:13 PM (krQz2) 14
So who's headed out the see The Marvels this weekend?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:13 PM (guGkK) Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:15 PM (ichPI) 16
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:15 PM (e1mwr) 17
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:15 PM (fwDg9) 18
What is the marvels?
Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:15 PM (ichPI) Only the most anticipated movie of the year. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:16 PM (guGkK) Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:16 PM (ichPI) 20
What is the marvels?
Posted by: four seasons That's when one of your former wives still speaks with you - civilly. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:17 PM (e1mwr) 21
Swiss Winter Hell Land looks nice but want no part of it.
Doubt I have a choice in that matter, it's coming Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:17 PM (fwDg9) 22
It will be the usual shit.
Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:16 PM (ichPI) Fie! Gynephobe! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:18 PM (guGkK) 23
That mega-engineering envy? Stow it. Have you seen the shoddy quality of their engineering? The monumental failures? YouTube has many.
Posted by: Ciampino - Start with the dams at November 10, 2023 07:18 PM (qfLjt) 24
💖🐘
Posted by: redridinghood at November 10, 2023 07:18 PM (NpAcC) 25
12: Alabama
Thankfully, my blood pressure is either normal or low. I've had tinnitus for a long time, since I was a teen. Probably genetic (Dad has it). Also, those rock concerts I went to in the 90s probably didn't help. My USAF job (also 90s) was pretty noisy too. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 07:18 PM (rRMBj) Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 10, 2023 07:19 PM (a3Q+t) 27
Told before I went to Sweden in August 40+ years ago, was nice.
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:19 PM (fwDg9) 28
Really? I have tinnitus in both ears, worse on the right side. I may have to try those beet root capsules. I was so grateful to find something that helps. I have been wanting to pass it on. Hope it helps. Posted by: AK at work at November 10, 2023 07:20 PM (o+IHV) 29
Really? I have tinnitus in both ears, worse on the right side. I may have to try those beet root capsules.
Posted by: Puddleglum Good idea. Be sure to order the correct size - you don't want them to fall out. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:20 PM (e1mwr) 30
Folks, this "X-Files" ep aired 20 years ago.
Someone knew something: https://tinyurl.com/4cusbe2w Point for point, what's happening now. Posted by: Beverly at November 10, 2023 07:20 PM (Epeb0) Posted by: Chico at November 10, 2023 07:21 PM (krQz2) 32
Tip o' the cap to you Ben Had. Was thinking about you today. We hope all is well on the ranch.
Posted by: TRex at November 10, 2023 07:21 PM (IQ6Gq) 33
Still amazes me how cute bats are.
Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2023 07:22 PM (krQz2) 34
My dachshund, who despises Big Penguin even more than badgers, would shred that penguin toy in 2 minutes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 10, 2023 07:24 PM (a3Q+t) 35
Puddleglum I am the same, but lately its a bit better and not sure why. Still have it but less. Maybe avoiding things that set it off, or getting use to it.
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:24 PM (fwDg9) 36
Ace was supposed to be the Elf on the Shelf today…
Posted by: browndog says use your sticks He was going to watch us and report back to an old fat man which of us has been naughty? Posted by: She Hobbit at November 10, 2023 07:25 PM (ftFVW) 37
>> That mega-engineering envy? Stow it. Have you seen the shoddy quality of their engineering? The monumental failures? YouTube has many.
I visited the new University of Macao a couple years after it opened. It was already falling apart. In addition to shitty engineering China doesn't do maintenance. Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2023 07:25 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2023 07:25 PM (V8he0) 39
A cruise is the best way to see Norway. A train is the second best. There used to be a Norwegian channel called Slow TV. All it was all footage of trains and boats from stationary cameras of Norway. I used to watch that all the time.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 10, 2023 07:25 PM (MeG8a) 40
Norway gives out the Nobel Peace Prize. So there's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:25 PM (guGkK) 41
A new taxpayer-funded lab is being built in Colorado that will import bats from around the world and experiment on dangerous diseases.
Posted by: This sounds like a great idea at November 10, 2023 07:26 PM (vFG9F) 42
What is the marvels?
Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:15 PM (ichPI) Only the most anticipated FLOP of the year. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:16 PM (guGkK) We replaced your movie with a more accurate term. Let's see if anyone notices. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:27 PM (QBaJw) 43
A new taxpayer-funded lab is being built in Colorado that will import bats from around the world and experiment on dangerous diseases.
Posted by: This sounds like a great idea at November 10, 2023 07:26 PM (vFG9F) Is that a premise for one of those Grindhouse trailers? Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:28 PM (QBaJw) 44
To hell with The Marvels. I’m waiting for Wikipedia: The Movie
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 10, 2023 07:28 PM (JrojV) 45
He was going to watch us and report back to an old fat man which of us has been naughty?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 10, 2023 07:25 PM Aside from the paragons of virtue who populate the ONT, who amongst us hasn't been naughty? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 10, 2023 07:29 PM (a3Q+t) 46
Really? I have tinnitus in both ears, worse on the right side. I may have to try those beet root capsules.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 07:11 PM (rRMBj) Do you jam them in your ears? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 07:29 PM (nsVpb) 47
30 Folks, this "X-Files" ep aired 20 years ago.
Someone knew something: https://tinyurl.com/4cusbe2w Point for point, what's happening now. Posted by: Beverly All conspiracy theories are 6-7 newz cycles away from reality. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 07:29 PM (rRMBj) 48
Only the most anticipated movie of the year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:16 PM (guGkK) By whom? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 07:30 PM (nsVpb) 49
How many goats do you have to pay the Muzzies for a tour of Norway?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 10, 2023 07:30 PM (JrojV) 50
The thing on House Speaker Johnson strikes me as an acknowledgment of the realities: Democrats get to impeach on a whim; but Republicans had better be able to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt and it be so airtight not even the NYT can do anything other than shout "squirrel!"
And while there's a lot of evidence against Biden, they still don't have a case that even Perry Mason couldn't wiggle out of. So they are trying to get it. Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 10, 2023 07:30 PM (AxRGS) 51
I just set a record for hitting the mute button for the TV. Old Bint Martha came on for the medicare part whatever commercial. Her husband died with a smile, finally getting blessed relief.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 10, 2023 07:30 PM (0EOe9) Posted by: She Hobbit at November 10, 2023 07:30 PM (ftFVW) Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:30 PM (ichPI) 54
Only the most anticipated movie of the year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:16 PM (guGkK) By whom? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 07:30 PM (nsVpb) For everyone who loves female superhero movies, but hates the skimpy, hyper-sexed costumes that they used to squeeze all the female superheroes into. So, a lot of people. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:32 PM (guGkK) 55
Folks, this "X-Files" ep aired 20 years ago.
Someone knew something: https://tinyurl.com/4cusbe2w Point for point, what's happening now. Posted by: Beverly at November 10, 2023 07:20 PM (Epeb0) That sure is something to behold. Joel McHale in a dramatic role. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:32 PM (QBaJw) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 10, 2023 07:33 PM (JrojV) 57
Bullpups are ugly-ass firearms. There, I said it.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 07:33 PM (MvF+J) 58
moar forgotten mystery 80's lyrics TWOFER! We remain tender together If not so in love, it's not so wrong We're only human after all Same band did this song 2 years later in 1987: For restless eyes, egos burn and the mold is hard to break Now we've waded in too deep and love is overboard Heavy hearts token words all the hopes I ever had Fade like footprints in the sand Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at November 10, 2023 07:33 PM (MgC4Z) 59
Everything is shit.
Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:30 PM (ichPI) Yes....Everything is shit. Not so bad once you get used to it. Pure. Shit. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 10, 2023 07:34 PM (R/m4+) 60
That sure is something to behold.
Joel McHale in a dramatic role. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:32 PM (QBaJw) Ooh, and the Russian chick from The Americans! Actually, I don't think she's Russian, but the put a bullet in her head in the show. Sorry, spoiler alert. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:34 PM (QBaJw) 61
I visited the new University of Macao a couple years after it opened. It was already falling apart.
In addition to shitty engineering China doesn't do maintenance. Posted by: JackStraw My sailor son was invited to tour a brand new PLN destroyer during a port visit in the far east somewhere. The ship was, according to him, riddled with faulty welds, p-way doors that could not be made watertight, and components that couldn't possible work. The engineering spaces were filthy with many of the pumps, filters and valves inoperable. And this was just the public spaces of the ship. He said to me - "We don't call them 'Junks' for nothing. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:35 PM (e1mwr) 62
Joel McHale in a dramatic role.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:32 PM (QBaJw) Ok, now it looks like someone tampered with the narration he's speaking. And some of the cutaways. Who tampered with the X-Files episode???? Was it.... aliens??????? Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:36 PM (QBaJw) 63
13 Baby Bat Burritos
--- But enough about Taco Bell's new menu. ------- Hey, I'll have you know that Taco Bell uses the best quality rat meat for their ground beef items. Posted by: exdem13 at November 10, 2023 07:36 PM (W+kMI) 64
Noshing on slow-cooker pork tenderloin stew. Cut up tenderloin, brown is skillet. Throw slow cooker. Add cubed rutabaga, cut-up onion, whole white mushrooms and a little barley. Sauce is water plus "Oriental" stir-fry spices. It is surprisingly yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 07:36 PM (nsVpb) 65
53 Coprocosmology. Fecalism.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 07:36 PM (MvF+J) 66
56 53 Everything is shit. Not boobs. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 10, 2023 07:33 PM (JrojV) Boobs on a dude is shit. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:36 PM (5xURv) 67
Anyone following the B-21 first flight this morning? Surprised to see a first flight in such a public setting.
Posted by: TRex at November 10, 2023 07:36 PM (IQ6Gq) 68
University of Maaco
-- 30 minute video on how to prime the paint sprayer and put on your safety goggles. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 07:36 PM (BMWRT) 69
moar forgotten mystery 80's lyrics TWOFER!
We remain tender together If not so in love, it's not so wrong We're only human after all Level 42. I always thought it was those fags Tears For Fags but is was not. All these years cursing those 2 limey bastards and it wasn't them. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 10, 2023 07:37 PM (R/m4+) 70
Ooh, and the Russian chick from The Americans!
Actually, I don't think she's Russian, but the put a bullet in her head in the show. Sorry, spoiler alert. Posted by: BurtTC Um, you're suppose to announce a spoiler alert before the spoiler. Just saying. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:37 PM (e1mwr) 71
Posted by: Ciampino - Start with the dams at November 10, 2023 07:18 PM (qfLjt)
Thanks for correcting my spelling on last thread. Posted by: Drive by at November 10, 2023 07:38 PM (MZsCp) 72
Um, you're suppose to announce a spoiler alert before the spoiler.
Just saying. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:37 PM (e1mwr) Bruce Willis is dead. Spoiler alert. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:38 PM (5xURv) 73
Counter-example: slow-cooker pork tenderloin stew is not shit. Yet.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 07:38 PM (MvF+J) 74
64 Somebody up above mentioned Norway and the Nobel Prize. Whoever invented the Crock Pot/slow cooker sure deserved it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 10, 2023 07:39 PM (0EOe9) 75
>>He said to me - "We don't call them 'Junks' for nothing.
That was the other thing. Even the stuff that wasn't falling apart, yet, was poorly made and installed. Doors were hung right, windows wouldn't open without a lot of force and don't even get me going on the shelves. It was like you know who installed them. Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2023 07:39 PM (ZLI7S) 76
In addition to shitty engineering China doesn't do maintenance.
My law firm had an office in the grandiosely-named Arc De Triomphe Building in Tianjin. From a distance it was a relatively imposing-looking building. When you get up close you see stains, missing grout, cracked stone facing, filthy windows, and broken fixtures. Usually only one of the elevators worked. I rate your statement as TRUE. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:40 PM (guGkK) 77
For everyone who loves female superhero movies, but hates the skimpy, hyper-sexed costumes that they used to squeeze all the female superheroes into.
So, a lot of people. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:32 PM (guGkK) So that lets out the lesbians, then. Posted by: They like the same things we do. at November 10, 2023 07:40 PM (nsVpb) 78
41 A new taxpayer-funded lab is being built in Colorado that will import bats from around the world and experiment on dangerous diseases.
====== They already made that movie. https://tinyurl.com/3z6jvz8b Posted by: exdem13 at November 10, 2023 07:41 PM (W+kMI) 79
To hell with The Marvels. I’m waiting for Wikipedia: The Movie
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 10, 2023 07:28 PM (JrojV) Speaking of hell on Earthy, I watched a low budget film the other day: Stakeland. How to summarize: It's The Walking Dead, with vampires. Almost beat for beat, in a 90 something minute movie. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great cinema either. Worth a watch, if you like dystopian stories, and don't want to sit through 11 seasons of a show that had about 3 seasons worth of material. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:41 PM (QBaJw) Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 07:42 PM (BMWRT) 81
There has been some discussion of why isn't there a low cost pickup truck, like there has been in the past. Toyota has announced a no frills pickup truck for about $10k.
What remains to be seen is whether it will be for sale in the US. Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 10, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a) 82
Case example: gaggle of wine-fueled AWFs stir up shit at a restaurant:
youtube.com/watch?v=bPvLOelHCYc Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 07:42 PM (MvF+J) 83
No, not possible about Bruce
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:43 PM (fwDg9) 84
Um, you're suppose to announce a spoiler alert before the spoiler.
Just saying. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:37 PM (e1mwr) Bruce Willis is dead. Spoiler alert. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:38 PM (5xURv) We all are. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:43 PM (QBaJw) 85
That beluga is going to get seagull poop in his mouth if he don't watch it.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 10, 2023 07:43 PM (geB2x) 86
It's funny that I can hear that song in my head and internally "sing" quite a bit of it but I don't really know anything about it, including the name or artist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 07:43 PM (BMWRT) 87
83 I think the false celebrity death alerts are an inside joke around here.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 07:44 PM (MvF+J) 88
No, not possible about Bruce
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:43 PM (fwDg9) Not according to the internet... yet. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:44 PM (QBaJw) 89
Jeebus. Has no one seen the Sixth Sense?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:44 PM (5xURv) 90
I have had tinnitus for many years, and have researched everything. If you suffer from this, please check out the Lenire website. It is the only proven treatment. Long time lurker, and thanks Ace for all you do.
Posted by: CCoast at November 10, 2023 07:45 PM (z3REr) 91
No, not possible about Bruce
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:43 PM (fwDg9) It's only a matter of time. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:45 PM (guGkK) 92
Bruce Willis is dead.
Spoiler alert. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:38 PM (5xURv) Well, Hell. You might as well just come out and say Rhett doesn't give a damn! Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2023 07:45 PM (xhaym) 93
Just looked on Bruce, day ago his daughter made a statement on his health, not good but not dead
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:45 PM (fwDg9) 94
Jeebus. Has no one seen the Sixth Sense?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:44 PM (5xURv) Unfortunate timing of that snark. Posted by: Drive by at November 10, 2023 07:45 PM (MZsCp) 95
Has aggressive dementia his daughter s as I'd some months ago
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:46 PM (fwDg9) 96
There has been some discussion of why isn't there a low cost pickup truck, like there has been in the past. Toyota has announced a no frills pickup truck for about $10k.
What remains to be seen is whether it will be for sale in the US. Posted by: gourmand du jour - There was minor internet uproar when it was recently disclosed that Ford has been selling one overseas, IIRC with a five speed, and for cheap because it's just a truck. The thing people here want. I honestly don't think they *can* sell it here because of federal regulations, but they also can't sell it here because people would buy every single one they'd make and they'd lose sales of their $50K trucks that people have to buy because there are no other options. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 07:46 PM (BMWRT) 97
Switzerland is how you say, niiiiice.
Posted by: Borat at November 10, 2023 07:46 PM (bWsRe) 98
Just looked on Bruce, day ago his daughter made a statement on his health, not good but not dead
He shouldn't get on the cart then. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 10, 2023 07:46 PM (guGkK) 99
Jeebus. Has no one seen the Sixth Sense?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:44 PM (5xURv) Well yeah, but there was a report the other day, I didn't bother to read it, with his daughter saying something about his health, so..... Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:46 PM (QBaJw) 100
I visited the new University of Macao a couple years after it opened. It was already falling apart.
In addition to shitty engineering China doesn't do maintenance. Posted by: JackStraw Main steam stop wow. Posted by: Po-han, Engine Room Coolie at November 10, 2023 07:47 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2023 07:47 PM (V8he0) 102
What remains to be seen is whether it will be for sale in the US.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 10, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a) I have been wondering if it is possible to torch off the back of a Nissan Sentra and weld a flatbed on that. Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2023 07:47 PM (xhaym) 103
Dachshund and Penguin is too funny
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 07:47 PM (fwDg9) 104
61 Any USN vessel, from a gig to the flagship, is kept clean up to being sanitary clean. Other navies, not so much. I had a brief tour of a Brit RN Corvette, and the limeys haven't got the theory of sweepers man your brooms for a clean sweep down fore and aft. Generally grungy looking ship.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 10, 2023 07:48 PM (0EOe9) Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2023 07:48 PM (xhaym) 106
Wow, the latest Lefty OUTRAGE!!!!
Trump held an auction at MarLago, for a save the animals foundation, where they auctioned off a gun... Left is SURE that because he is under fed indictment, he committed a felony, by selling a gun. Uh... if he gave the gun to the charity, and they sold it... how is that a FEDERAL CRIME?. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2023 07:48 PM (xaFKb) 107
"When you get up close you see stains, missing grout, cracked stone facing, filthy windows, and broken fixtures. Usually only one of the elevators worked."
You went to Boston University school of law too? Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2023 07:48 PM (KAi1n) 108
Anyone following the B-21 first flight this morning? Surprised to see a first flight in such a public setting. Posted by: TRex What makes you thing it was a "first" flight? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2023 07:48 PM (63Dwl) 109
In addition to shitty engineering China doesn't do maintenance.
Posted by: JackStraw Main steam stop wow. Posted by: Po-han, Engine Room Coolie Oh, and mind that live, spinning crankshaft. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:48 PM (e1mwr) 110
104 61 Any USN vessel, from a gig to the flagship, is kept clean up to being sanitary clean. Other navies, not so much. I had a brief tour of a Brit RN Corvette, and the limeys haven't got the theory of sweepers man your brooms for a clean sweep down fore and aft. Generally grungy looking ship.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 10, 2023 07:48 PM (0EOe9) Japanese Navy is also very very clean... most others... uh.. no... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2023 07:49 PM (xaFKb) 111
There has been some discussion of why isn't there a low cost pickup truck, like there has been in the past. Toyota has announced a no frills pickup truck for about $10k.
What remains to be seen is whether it will be for sale in the US. ____ There are none because of the govt. The way CAFE standards work, manufacturers have no incentive to sell a small truck. It's kinda fucked up, but the formulas work against small trucks. It's more of an incentive to sell a gigantic Expedition than a small truck. This video (and others) explain it well. https://youtu.be/-eoMrwrGA8A Posted by: Montec at November 10, 2023 07:49 PM (bWsRe) 112
101 I couldn't divine their politics from the video, so I called them AWFs instead of AWFLs. Is Jupiter FL blue? That's Bongino Country!
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 07:49 PM (MvF+J) 113
I don't read much news anymore. Hadn't heard about Willis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:51 PM (5xURv) 114
Here's a great recipe. 2 to 3 lb chuck roast. 2 tbsp adobe seasoning 1 tsp garlic powder powder 1 tbsp papkrika 1 tsp black pepper 1 tsp chili powder 1 tsp onion powder Combine all spices in a bowl. Cut beef into 2 to 3 chunks and mix with spice blend. Put 3/4 cup of water in crockpot add beef chunks and add the beef cook covered for 6 hours on low. After 6 hours shred beef with fork . Then let beef cook another hour. Use the beef any way you want to. It is so delicious! Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:53 PM (ichPI) 115
I couldn't divine their politics from the video,
It would seem to me that their behavior is a dead giveaway. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 10, 2023 07:53 PM (V8he0) 116
In college, my suitemate was friends with the corporal of the guard on the Carl Vinson and when it was in port, we got a private (well, corporal) tour. Big ship but going down stairways and such made me appreciate being 5'8". The marine said his favorite activity was knocking down officers who didn't GTFO the way fast enough during security drills.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2023 07:53 PM (KAi1n) 117
Japanese Navy is also very very clean... most others... uh.. no...
Posted by: Romeo13 Don't you mean - 'Veerrry creean'? Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:53 PM (e1mwr) Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 07:55 PM (MvF+J) 119
Adam Schiff is proud of his "ability to share the truth — even after two impeachments, four indictments, 91 felony counts, and 327 mean tweets from Donald Trump about yours truly in the last six years."
Adam Schiff has been impeached twice, indicted four times, and had 91 felony counts brought against him by Donald Trump? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 10, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t) 120
Anyone following the B-21 first flight this morning? Surprised to see a first flight in such a public setting.
Posted by: TRex ------------ Hot news @TheNewsTrending 4h The United States showed for the first time, the new generation nuclear bomber B-21 Raider https://tinyurl.com/najtnnx7 17 seconds; LOUD Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 07:56 PM (krqg6) 121
I don't read much news anymore. Hadn't heard about Willis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 07:51 PM (5xURv) Some form of dementia, that apparently is very debilitating. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:57 PM (QBaJw) Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:58 PM (ichPI) Posted by: runner at November 10, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU) 124
Howdy there, cafe dwellers!
Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2023 07:58 PM (5hJvA) 125
117 Japanese Navy is also very very clean... most others... uh.. no...
Posted by: Romeo13 Don't you mean - 'Veerrry creean'? Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 07:53 PM (e1mwr) OH, and if you think Foreign Navy ships are dirty... go search a few Merchant ships... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2023 07:59 PM (xaFKb) 126
120 At $700m per each, how many can we build?
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 08:00 PM (MvF+J) 127
118 Happy Birthday, fellow Marines. Anybody here who served in the Corps who got lost on a carrier? "Go forward, take the starboard ladder up to the next level, proceed aft and go by the head. Once you reach the scuttlebutt look to your right and the geedunk will be there.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 10, 2023 08:00 PM (0EOe9) 128
Ola!! Doof
Posted by: Ben Had at November 10, 2023 08:02 PM (/sSH/) 129
The United States showed for the first time, the new generation nuclear bomber B-21 Raider https://tinyurl.com/najtnnx7 17 seconds; LOUD Posted by: andycanuck Was there a woodpecker on that pole? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2023 08:03 PM (63Dwl) 130
I honestly don't think they *can* sell it here because of federal regulations, but they also can't sell it here because people would buy every single one they'd make and they'd lose sales of their $50K trucks that people have to buy because there are no other options.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 07:46 PM (BMWRT) Toyota has been teasing their intent to bring back the Stout nameplate, and there's lots of speculation about it, with nobody really knowing. Apparently they unveiled some sort of test model in Japan, but it's likely not the thing that will become the Stout, because that's more like a Subaru thingy, more of a car with a pickup bed. Rumors are the Stout will sell in the low 20s, but again, nobody really knows. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:03 PM (QBaJw) 131
{{{Ben Had}}}!!
*raises bourbon glass toward Texas* Posted by: Doof at November 10, 2023 08:03 PM (5hJvA) 132
Probably rather have that excavator than a $100K new truck.
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2023 08:03 PM (NxC5+) 133
Ooh, and the Russian chick from The Americans!
Annet Mahendru. She's a mix of Indian & Russian, born in Afghanistan, according to IMdB. She's an exotic hottie. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 08:03 PM (rRMBj) 134
46 Really? I have tinnitus in both ears, worse on the right side. I may have to try those beet root capsules.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 07:11 PM (rRMBj) Do you jam them in your ears? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 07:29 PM (nsVpb) ---- Probably more effective up the fartclam. Posted by: Ciampino - dings and bangs at November 10, 2023 08:04 PM (qfLjt) 135
What chu talking about? Willis?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2023 08:04 PM (63Dwl) 136
Happy Birthday Marines
As Dennis Prager use to say, still might maybe, The US Marines did more for world peace than the Peace Corp ever did Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 08:04 PM (fwDg9) 137
I honestly don't think they *can* sell it here because of federal regulations, but they also can't sell it here because people would buy every single one they'd make and they'd lose sales of their $50K trucks that people have to buy because there are no other options.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 07:46 PM (BMWRT) CARB has entered the chat. Traction control has entered the chat. EPA has entered the chat. UAW has entered the chat. CAFE average has entered the chat.... ... ... Posted by: Reforger at November 10, 2023 08:05 PM (B705c) 138
132 Probably rather have that excavator than a $100K new truck.
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2023 08:03 PM (NxC5+) ---- Hey, great for burying bodies. Posted by: Ciampino - about those burning times at November 10, 2023 08:05 PM (qfLjt) 139
So, is Eric Adams in big doo doo ?
Posted by: runner at November 10, 2023 08:05 PM (V13WU) 140
Adam shit would not know the truth if it bit him in his dick.
Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 07:58 PM (ichPI) He knows how to kill young black male prostitutes. That's one thing he's good at. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:05 PM (QBaJw) 141
Probably rather have that excavator than a $100K new truck.
Posted by: Eromero Some of the kids around here, if they are too young to legally drive cars, have their own personal smallish Kabotas for recreational use. LE simply turns a blind eye. "Traveling between fields Officer!" heh. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 08:06 PM (e1mwr) Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 08:07 PM (ichPI) 143
Annet Mahendru. She's a mix of Indian & Russian, born in Afghanistan, according to IMdB. She's an exotic hottie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 08:03 PM (rRMBj) Yeah, thanks, that's her. So freakin' hot it's almost criminal. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:07 PM (QBaJw) 144
There has been some discussion of why isn't there a low cost pickup truck, like there has been in the past. Toyota has announced a no frills pickup truck for about $10k.
What remains to be seen is whether it will be for sale in the US. Posted by: gourmand du jour - There was minor internet uproar when it was recently disclosed that Ford has been selling one overseas, IIRC with a five speed, and for cheap because it's just a truck. The thing people here want. I honestly don't think they *can* sell it here because of federal regulations, but they also can't sell it here because people would buy every single one they'd make and they'd lose sales of their $50K trucks that people have to buy because there are no other options. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Sum Dude on internet had a good explation why small/light trucks are no longer sold here and why trucks are getting bigger and bigger - CAFE standards heavily penalize small trucks and require rediculous milage with penalties tacked onto the sale price. A $10k truck would suffer such penalties that it would cost as much as a full size truck. Large trucks require less fuel efficiency and the penalties (if any) are lost in the price. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 10, 2023 08:07 PM (cOq4q) 145
Rumors are the Stout will sell in the low 20s, but again, nobody really knows.
Posted by: BurtTC - I could certainly see them making a car-based "truck" off of a Corolla or something like that. They'd probably sell well, too. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:08 PM (BMWRT) 146
A clean ship is an easier ship aboard which to effect Damage Control.
Dust not only burns, but can be explosive when suspended, airborne, in the correct percentages. And the shock of a near-hull explosion can be just the right frequency and magnitude to send a LOT of dust up off of the decks and machinery, to put just that right percentage of dust, up into the air. A film of dust, coated with a mist of fuels or oils aresoled into the air? Yeah, that's rocket fuel. Good luck to the Fire Control Teams. This is another reason Littoral Combat Ships absolutely suck. Barely enough crew to effect operations, no redundant crew in case of injuries, and fuck damage control, ain't enough of 'em on board to shore up even one hull penetration, much less fire in multiple spaces. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2023 08:09 PM (e6UQI) Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2023 08:09 PM (HjfVN) 148
Pretty pic of Annet:
https://tinyurl.com/54an5vsc Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 10, 2023 08:10 PM (MvF+J) 149
Sum Dude on internet had a good explation why small/light trucks are no longer sold here and why trucks are getting bigger and bigger - CAFE standards heavily penalize small trucks and require rediculous milage with penalties tacked onto the sale price. A $10k truck would suffer such penalties that it would cost as much as a full size truck. Large trucks require less fuel efficiency and the penalties (if any) are lost in the price.
- Yep. The same way the feds created the SUV craze is the same way the created the huge truck craze. Obama pushed for the "footprint" MPG standard, and lo and behold people said "okay." Now the big three aren't even bothering to sell sedans any longer. The only reason you can still buy a car from them is because a few people still want something sporty. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:11 PM (BMWRT) 150
To hell with The Marvels. I’m waiting for Wikipedia: The Movie
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 10, 2023 07:28 PM (JrojV) Speaking of hell on Earthy, I watched a low budget film the other day: Stakeland. How to summarize: It's The Walking Dead, with vampires. Almost beat for beat, in a 90 something minute movie. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great cinema either. Worth a watch, if you like dystopian stories, and don't want to sit through 11 seasons of a show that had about 3 seasons worth of material. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 07:41 PM (QBaJw) At least with Vamps they are intelligent so they might be a problem. The problem with zombies is that you can wipe them out trivially. Dig a trench about your camp with a fence about it. When the zombies fall in have a half a dozen dudes with boar spears pin them down and cut them up/set them on fire. Lather, rinse, repeat. Vamps would have a heck of a time keeping their sleeping spots safe once people got organized. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:12 PM (eoQWY) 151
It really doesn't get much more government than that:
https://tinyurl.com/yw6f5abz "They set easier emissions standards for vehicles that have larger “footprints,” measured as the area between the points where the wheels touch the ground. As a result, automakers can increase the exterior dimensions of many SUVs and trucks while remaining in compliance with federal emissions standards... That has effectively destroyed emissions targets set by the Obama administration. “We didn’t expect that SUVs would be so prevalent,” said Margo Oge, former head of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency’s office of transportation air quality." Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:13 PM (BMWRT) 152
I could certainly see them making a car-based "truck" off of a Corolla or something like that. They'd probably sell well, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:08 PM (BMWRT) I suspect they're two different vehicles, and the car-truck thing might not make it over here, whereas everyone is expecting the Stout to compete with the Frod Maverick. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:14 PM (QBaJw) 153
A film of dust, coated with a mist of fuels or oils aresoled into the air? Yeah, that's rocket fuel. Good luck to the Fire Control Teams.
This is another reason Littoral Combat Ships absolutely suck. Barely enough crew to effect operations, no redundant crew in case of injuries, and fuck damage control, ain't enough of 'em on board to shore up even one hull penetration, much less fire in multiple spaces. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2023 08:09 PM (e6UQI) You don't even need the fuel coating, a small enough grain and it will burn explosively. A chem teacher in high school had some fern spores he bought for the demo. Had the class get close, it a burner on a plie of the stuff and no burning. Then he flipped the spores up off the card and in the air and a huge fireball over the desk scared everyone half to death since it was about a foot or less away. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:15 PM (eoQWY) 154
Now the big three aren't even bothering to sell sedans any longer. The only reason you can still buy a car from them is because a few people still want something sporty.
Posted by: Moron Robbie I recently bought a Camry. Had a spot of trouble getting one as there just aren't as many built as the market desires. Tundras, 4Runners, Tacomas? They suck up much of the available production capability. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 08:16 PM (e1mwr) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at November 10, 2023 08:17 PM (mT+Cm) 156
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Toyota has been teasing their intent to bring back the Stout nameplate, and there's lots of speculation about it, with nobody really knowing. Apparently they unveiled some sort of test model in Japan, but it's likely not the thing that will become the Stout, because that's more like a Subaru thingy, more of a car with a pickup bed. Rumors are the Stout will sell in the low 20s, but again, nobody really knows. ---- The Toyota Hilux is a car with a truck bed. At least, they made the cab nice enough to appeal to women. That was the big selling point in South Africa. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:03 PM (QBaJw) Posted by: Ciampino - about those burning times? at November 10, 2023 08:17 PM (qfLjt) 157
At least with Vamps they are intelligent so they might be a problem. The problem with zombies is that you can wipe them out trivially. Dig a trench about your camp with a fence about it. When the zombies fall in have a half a dozen dudes with boar spears pin them down and cut them up/set them on fire. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Vamps would have a heck of a time keeping their sleeping spots safe once people got organized. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:12 PM (eoQWY) What's funny is as I was watching, I kept forgetting the vampires are not zombies, and when they behave with some intelligence, it seems wrong at first. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:17 PM (QBaJw) 158
This is another reason Littoral Combat Ships absolutely suck. Barely enough crew to effect operations, no redundant crew in case of injuries, and fuck damage control, ain't enough of 'em on board to shore up even one hull penetration, much less fire in multiple spaces.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2023 08:09 PM (e6UQI) I think aluminum ships burn pretty well and very hot as shown in the Falkland wars. Not quite magnesium levels, but no joke. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:17 PM (eoQWY) 159
So I stumbled on this for those of you who suffer from Tinnitus.
It's a video on YouTube that plays high pitched frequency modulation. After listening to it for just 30 minutes, maybe people are free of tinnitus for the whole day. Lots and lots of people in the comments talking about relief. https://tinyurl.com/3nhpzban I've done it and it works for me too. Some even say doing it daily twice a day can end tinnitus for good. Worth a shot. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:18 PM (5xURv) 160
What's funny is as I was watching, I kept forgetting the vampires are not zombies, and when they behave with some intelligence, it seems wrong at first.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:17 PM (QBaJw) Its a major error to let their existence become proven. Their best defense has been their nonexistence. You're a nutter if you go looking for one. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:18 PM (eoQWY) 161
The Toyota Hilux is a car with a truck bed. At least, they made the cab nice enough to appeal to women. That was the big selling point in South Africa.
Posted by: Ciampino - about those burning times? at November 10, 2023 08:17 PM (qfLjt) The thing I saw was even more car like, but since the Hilux is not sold here, maybe the thing on display at the car show in Japan was a newer version of it. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:20 PM (QBaJw) 162
Behind the curve on small trucks,
Montec youtube link above may be the one with the straight dope. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 10, 2023 08:20 PM (cOq4q) 163
We have a 2016 Tundra, paid for, a 2011 Chrysler minivan, a 2006 Jeep , all paid for and we are keeping them. Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2023 08:20 PM (ichPI) 164
Hmm...
NewsAlerts Global @NewsAlertsG 57m #BREAKING: Multiple people were shot on Interstate 59 in Birmingham, Alabama. Masked men opened fire on occupied vehicles, injuring multiple people, according to eyewitnesses. Insider Corner @insiderscorner 1h BREAKING: Birmingham, Alabama law enforcement is addressing a report of multiple individuals shot, including an incident on Interstate 59/20. Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h BREAKING: Multiple people reportedly shot on I-59 in Birmingham, Alabama. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 08:21 PM (krqg6) 165
I've done it and it works for me too. Some even say doing it daily twice a day can end tinnitus for good.
Worth a shot. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:18 PM (5xURv) Sounds like it was written by Walter Carlos Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2023 08:22 PM (xhaym) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 08:22 PM (krqg6) 167
Its a major error to let their existence become proven. Their best defense has been their nonexistence. You're a nutter if you go looking for one.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:18 PM (eoQWY) To me, vampires and zombies are like blues music, or certain structured forms of poetry. There's a template into which you are required to fit your story. You can play around with it, inside the structure to make it your own, but you gotta stay in the boundaries. That's why I hate fast zombies and daywalking vampires. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:22 PM (QBaJw) 168
>>The thing I saw was even more car like, but since the Hilux is not sold here, maybe the thing on display at the car show in Japan was a newer version of it.
Bet it won't be better than an El Camino. Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2023 08:23 PM (ZLI7S) 169
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Multiple people reportedly shot on I-59 in Birmingham, Alabama. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 08:21 PM (krqg6 Dang. 59 runs through a shithole called Ensleywhere this happened. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:23 PM (5xURv) 170
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Multiple people reportedly shot on I-59 in Birmingham, Alabama. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 08:21 PM (krqg6) Imma go out on a limb here, and say, NOT White Supremacists. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:23 PM (nsVpb) 171
165 I've done it and it works for me too. Some even say doing it daily twice a day can end tinnitus for good.
Worth a shot. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:18 PM (5xURv) Sounds like it was written by Walter Carlos Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2023 08:22 PM (xhaym) Yeah, it's definitely some sci-fi synth stuff but it works. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:24 PM (5xURv) 172
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You don't even need the fuel coating, a small enough grain and it will burn explosively. A chem teacher in high school had some fern spores he bought for the demo. Had the class get close, it a burner on a plie of the stuff and no burning. Then he flipped the spores up off the card and in the air and a huge fireball over the desk scared everyone half to death since it was about a foot or less away. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:15 PM (eoQWY) ---- lycopodium n noun 1 a plant of a genus that includes the common clubmosses. [Genus Lycopodium.] 2 a fine flammable powder consisting of clubmoss spores, formerly used as an absorbent in surgery and in making fireworks. Posted by: Ciampino - about that organic dust at November 10, 2023 08:25 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:25 PM (BMWRT) Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 10, 2023 08:25 PM (4PZHB) 175
61 Any USN vessel, from a gig to the flagship, is kept clean up to being sanitary clean. Other navies, not so much. I had a brief tour of a Brit RN Corvette, and the limeys haven't got the theory of sweepers man your brooms for a clean sweep down fore and aft. Generally grungy looking ship.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 10, 2023 07:48 PM (0EOe9) Japanese Navy is also very very clean... most others... uh.. no... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2023 07:49 PM (xaFKb) Part of the issue was you needed to keep that crew busy, too, in the past. I remember in one of the Patrick OBrien stories Aubrey was married and had his house staffed with old seamen and they'd remove all the furniture from the house and swab it out a few times a day. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:26 PM (eoQWY) 176
BREAKING: Multiple people reportedly shot on I-59 in Birmingham, Alabama.
- Birmingham is 70%+ black and it's a holiday weekend. I'm going with "not news" Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:27 PM (BMWRT) 177
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:12 PM (eoQW
Daybreakers is a pretty good twist on vampire movies. Vampires rule the world and humans are hunted. The blood supply is getting low and lack of blood turns the vampires into vampire monsters. Posted by: Drive by at November 10, 2023 08:27 PM (MZsCp) 178
>>> Imma go out on a limb here, and say, NOT White Supremacists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Nobody can say as they were wearing masks. I am just gonna throw this out for S&G - Barack Obama masks. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 10, 2023 08:28 PM (cOq4q) 179
Where on a interstate? Highway?
Seems odd Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 08:28 PM (fwDg9) 180
I am of the opinion that Combat Experienced Damage Control NCOs need to hold SENIOR positions on the Naval Bureau of Ships.
Can you imagine how much BULLSHIT design elements could be stopped dead in their tracks, by a handful of NCOs that'd KNOW what works, and what doesn't? Yeah, those NCOs won't need to concern themselves with the hydrodynamic underhull and wave-form attributes of the latest Arleigh Burke. I get that. But it'd be nice to see new designs floating off the ways that would contain proven, workable, survivable design and damage control elements within the ship, right from the start. No aluminum SHIPS though. Ever. 'luminum harbor work boats? Torpedo Retrievers? Fine, if ya must. Hell, if I had my way, warships wouldn't even have linoleum tiles on their decks. Damn near straight up asphalt, and once IT gets to burning, you've made a very Sailor-Unfriendly deck! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2023 08:28 PM (e6UQI) 181
Bet it won't be better than an El Camino.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2023 08:23 PM (ZLI7S) But I'm sure it has seatbelts. And an engine that lasts for 300K miles. I understand why people love old cars, but if you want reliability, you have to get something new. And without an American nameplate. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:29 PM (QBaJw) 182
Stairway.
Ladder. Companionway. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver Love when a bunch of folks are sitting around and one jumps up and says: "Welp, gotta hit the head." Side note - why is it after a certain age, one must announce that they are heading to the restroom? Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 08:29 PM (e1mwr) 183
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If I had to guess I'd say neither man was in a car the spirited activity moved from the nearest fresh fish market or check cashing store and onto the interstate
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:31 PM (BMWRT) 185
Where on a interstate? Highway?
Seems odd Posted by: Skip Odd interstates run North and South, generally. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 08:31 PM (e1mwr) 186
Its a major error to let their existence become proven. Their best defense has been their nonexistence. You're a nutter if you go looking for one.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:18 PM (eoQWY) To me, vampires and zombies are like blues music, or certain structured forms of poetry. There's a template into which you are required to fit your story. You can play around with it, inside the structure to make it your own, but you gotta stay in the boundaries. That's why I hate fast zombies and daywalking vampires. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:22 PM (QBaJw) Barbara Hambly has a series on vampires starting with "Those that Hunt the Night" set in London. It starts out simple enough but then the vampires "hire" a professor to investigate who is murdering the vampires. He's being blackmailed at first but soon sees what is doing this as a threat too. Lots of insight into the practical life of a vampire, their evolution with time. The series has grown with time and I haven't read them all but the first one is a great book. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:31 PM (eoQWY) 187
Memphis , TN got a Top Golf built there and only after two weeks it's turned into a thunder dome.
The black community is sort of waking up to realizing the culture that is being propagated sucks for them . Posted by: Drive by at November 10, 2023 08:32 PM (MZsCp) 188
Birmingham is 70%+ black and it's a holiday weekend.
I'm going with "not news" Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:27 PM (BMWRT) Police are saying everyone's a suspect. I have an alibi. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:33 PM (QBaJw) 189
Shooting was in congested traffic it seems, no dead so far, 4 wounded.
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 08:33 PM (fwDg9) 190
Birmingham, Alabama, where band directors assault police officers and resist arrest before being tased in front of their students.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:34 PM (BMWRT) 191
Shooting was in congested traffic it seems, no dead so far, 4 wounded.
-- (looks for the name of that phenomenon where you can predict shooters based on deaths) Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:34 PM (BMWRT) 192
Hell, if I had my way, warships wouldn't even have linoleum tiles on their decks. Damn near straight up asphalt, and once IT gets to burning, you've made a very Sailor-Unfriendly deck!
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2023 08:28 PM (e6UQI) Think one of the first jobs on all ships after Pearl Harbor was scraping off wood/cork decking, stripping paint, getting rid of all sorts of things that burn. I mean the ship is full of required stuff that burns, but nothing more beyond that. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:35 PM (eoQWY) 193
Memphis , TN got a Top Golf built there and only after two weeks it's turned into a thunder dome.
-- No. Someone actually got funding to do that? hahaha Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:35 PM (BMWRT) 194
>>I understand why people love old cars, but if you want reliability, you have to get something new. And without an American nameplate.
You pay for it. Even accounting for inflation and time the price of new car today is absurd. They don't last that long. And there are very few cool cars today. When I was in college I had a buddy who had a tricked out El Camino, he was a mechanic, and it was pure sex. Most cars today are non-binary. Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2023 08:36 PM (ZLI7S) 195
Shooting was in congested traffic it seems, no dead so far, 4 wounded.
-- (looks for the name of that phenomenon where you can predict shooters based on deaths) Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:34 PM (BMWRT) Well no bayonet wounds so they weren't 18th century British regulars. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:36 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2023 08:36 PM (gfCY0) 197
The First 48 In Birmingham is my 2nd least favorite city to watch. Minneapolis is my least favorite.
Posted by: Drive by at November 10, 2023 08:37 PM (MZsCp) 198
Well no bayonet wounds so they weren't 18th century British regulars.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:36 PM (eoQWY) Masked. So Antifa, BLM, jihadis, or FBI. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:38 PM (nsVpb) 199
Barbara Hambly has a series on vampires starting with "Those that Hunt the Night" set in London. It starts out simple enough but then the vampires "hire" a professor to investigate who is murdering the vampires. He's being blackmailed at first but soon sees what is doing this as a threat too. Lots of insight into the practical life of a vampire, their evolution with time. The series has grown with time and I haven't read them all but the first one is a great book.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:31 PM (eoQWY) I don't care what anyone says, Anne Rice's trilogy was terrific storytelling, and world building. I believe she sorta turned into a gay loving writer, but those first three books in the series were great reads. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:38 PM (QBaJw) 200
Oh, I'm betting they were irregulars.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:38 PM (BMWRT) 201
UPDATE: Since late October, over 24,000 tremors have been registered, with numerous individuals experiencing the strong shaking caused by the earthquakes due to magma rising from the ground
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 08:30 PM (krqg6) Iceland is basically an unhealed scab over the sort of earth-wound that in the Pacific Northwest covered Washington State and Oregon a mile deep in basalt lava some million years ago. If that starts popping off things might get interesting....like no air travel on the Atlantic or in Europe. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:39 PM (eoQWY) 202
Lots of insight into the practical life of a vampire, their evolution with time. The series has grown with time and I haven't read them all but the first one is a great book.
Posted by: Oldcat - I'm not discounting that or saying this to cheapen it. If you haven't watched "What We Do in the Shadows", it's worth the time. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:39 PM (BMWRT) 203
I have two pre-airbag Jeeps, a 96 KIA (on it's last leg *sniff), a 1984 F250 (keeping a tank running is...) and a 2004 2wd Tacoma (what we are wanting now)
Keeping two running at all times gets spendy. Old shit has to me worked on a lot. I lost a shock mount on one jeep last week. Gotta fix that tomorrow. It is also ordained in the heavens that old crap will break when it's too damn cold to work on it. Posted by: Reforger at November 10, 2023 08:39 PM (B705c) 204
I'm not discounting that or saying this to cheapen it.
If you haven't watched "What We Do in the Shadows", it's worth the time. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:39 PM (BMWRT) I watched the movie, haven't seen the series. Those guys are a hoot. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:41 PM (QBaJw) 205
Birmingham, Alabama, where band directors assault police officers and resist arrest before being tased in front of their students.
------- It was 10:07 PM!!!!! Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 08:41 PM (krqg6) 206
Iceland is basically an unhealed scab over the sort of earth-wound that in the Pacific Northwest covered Washington State and Oregon a mile deep in basalt lava some million years ago. If that starts popping off things might get interesting....like no air travel on the Atlantic or in Europe.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:39 PM (eoQWY) What about Yellowstone? I've heard eggheads downplaying its SMOD capacity. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:41 PM (5xURv) 207
Taking meds, so no drinking to the USMC birthday. So happens I ran into two Marines today, at different times. One was a decent sort, the other was a smartass. Just sbout the correct ratio, right?
Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2023 08:42 PM (NxC5+) 208
UPDATE: Since late October, over 24,000 tremors have been registered, with numerous individuals experiencing the strong shaking. . . .
Posted by: andycanuck The Paolo, he, how you say, keeps busy. Posted by: The Paolo at November 10, 2023 08:43 PM (e1mwr) 209
I was wondering about small-arms fire.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 08:22 PM Fire? Hoo boy! 20 reps with the 5 lb dumbbells does it for me. Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at November 10, 2023 08:43 PM (a3Q+t) 210
Oldcastle wants to go back to work decks and holy stone scrubbing daily.
Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (fwDg9) 211
One was a decent sort, the other was a smartass. Just about the correct ratio, right?
Posted by: Eromero Spot on. Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (e1mwr) 212
Iceland is basically an unhealed scab over the sort of earth-wound that in the Pacific Northwest covered Washington State and Oregon a mile deep in basalt lava some million years ago. If that starts popping off things might get interesting....like no air travel on the Atlantic or in Europe.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:39 PM (eoQWY) Iceland is just a place where the mid-Atlantic Ridge breaks water. It's where new sea floor is made. The lava plains in the Pacific Northwest were made when tensional tectonics opened bug rifts in the crust, and lave welled up from the mantle. And then stopped. The mid-ocean ridges are in it for the duration. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (nsVpb) 213
lycopodium
n noun 1 a plant of a genus that includes the common clubmosses. [Genus Lycopodium.] 2 a fine flammable powder consisting of clubmoss spores, formerly used as an absorbent in surgery and in making fireworks. Posted by: Ciampino - about that organic dust at November 10, 2023 08:25 PM (qfLjt) That teacher was a definite bomb nut. Once a year he made Nitrogen Tri-Iodide, a nice explosive and set it off for each class. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (eoQWY) 214
Iceland is just a place where the mid-Atlantic Ridge breaks water. It's where new sea floor is made. The lava plains in the Pacific Northwest were made when tensional tectonics opened bug rifts in the crust, and lave welled up from the mantle. And then stopped. The mid-ocean ridges are in it for the duration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (nsVpb You just made that all up. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:45 PM (5xURv) 215
That teacher was a definite bomb nut. Once a year he made Nitrogen Tri-Iodide, a nice explosive and set it off for each class.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (eoQWY) I have made that. "Touchy" ain't the word for it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:46 PM (nsVpb) 216
can end tinnitus for good.
Worth a shot. Posted by: AlaBAMA Interesting, trying it right now. Thanks. Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2023 08:46 PM (HjfVN) 217
Birmingham, Alabama, where band directors assault police officers and resist arrest before being tased in front of their students.
------- It was 10:07 PM!!!!! Posted by: andycanuck - Yeah, they had made it through an entire football game without a shooting*, and IIRC the visiting band director thought it would be a great idea to continue to play for 20 minutes in the home team's stadium after the home team had lost. * This isn't a joke. I know it's not reported on and people aren't supposed to discuss it, but shootings are culturally routine at diverse high school football games. The funny part was to see the band director attempting to engage in a similar type of behavior at his professional level because that is the culture. And then to fight the cops. And get tased. Because that's the culture. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:46 PM (BMWRT) Posted by: Tonypete at November 10, 2023 08:46 PM (e1mwr) 219
Think one of the first jobs on all ships after Pearl Harbor was scraping off wood/cork decking, stripping paint, getting rid of all sorts of things that burn. I mean the ship is full of required stuff that burns, but nothing more beyond that. Posted by: Oldcat The first ship I served on was an MSO (Ocean Going Minesweeper). Wooden hull. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2023 08:47 PM (63Dwl) 220
Iceland is just a place where the mid-Atlantic Ridge breaks water. It's where new sea floor is made. The lava plains in the Pacific Northwest were made when tensional tectonics opened bug rifts in the crust, and lave welled up from the mantle. And then stopped. The mid-ocean ridges are in it for the duration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (nsVpb) Iceland's got a hot spot under it, like Yellowstone. its more volatile than that, and 21000 earthquakes are definitely considered a warning. Normal spreading ridges are a lot quieter, they are all over the place and pretty near the West coast of the US as the continent runs them over heading away from Iceland. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:47 PM (eoQWY) 221
Volcanic ash in the air= colder temperatures everywhere.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 10, 2023 08:48 PM (cLWyk) 222
The first ship I served on was an MSO (Ocean Going Minesweeper). Wooden hull.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2023 08:47 PM (63Dwl) Practical, if you screw up you have something to hang onto that floats. Could be something to do with magnetic mines too. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:48 PM (eoQWY) 223
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (nsVpb
You just made that all up. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:45 PM (5xURv) Obviously. No way all that could have happened in the 6000 years this planet has been here. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:50 PM (QBaJw) 224
That teacher was a definite bomb nut. Once a year he made Nitrogen Tri-Iodide, a nice explosive and set it off for each class.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (eoQWY) I have made that. "Touchy" ain't the word for it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:46 PM (nsVpb) He used a long bamboo rod with a big feather to set it off. Just a tiny tap. And that time we were at the back of the room with the area roped off. Puff of purple dust afterward. He was a bomb-nut, but not Crazy. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:51 PM (eoQWY) 225
I logged into Farcebook for the first time in a while.
Apparently all those random groups I've never heard of that they are pushing to me LOVE the Marvels movie. Say it is the best movie...ever. I'm sure they are AI generated bots... Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2023 08:51 PM (XqcwY) 226
UPDATE: Since late October, over 24,000 tremors have been registered
By Jove, we think we see a pattern! - Icelandic authorities Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2023 08:51 PM (HjfVN) 227
Yeah, it's definitely some sci-fi synth stuff but it works.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:24 PM (5xURv) On second though it reminds me of the Krell themed "passing music" in Forbidden Planet Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2023 08:52 PM (xhaym) 228
Obviously. No way all that could have happened in the 6000 years this planet has been here.
- That reminds me of something ace posted the other day about Science determining that we exist because of the moon and earth striking each other and changing places and maybe something else. I'm always impressed at the amount of faith required for that sort of thing. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:52 PM (BMWRT) 229
Puff of purple dust afterward.
He was a bomb-nut, but not Crazy. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:51 PM (eoQWY) That purple dust is iodine vapor. Very pretty, but you do not want to inhale it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:53 PM (nsVpb) 230
What's all this about Marbles?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:53 PM (nsVpb) 231
I think God put all kinds of stuff in place to keep us on our toes and strengthen our faith.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:54 PM (5xURv) 232
Iceland is basically an unhealed scab over the sort of earth-wound that in the Pacific Northwest covered Washington State and Oregon a mile deep in basalt lava some million years ago. If that starts popping off things might get interesting....like no air travel on the Atlantic or in Europe.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:39 PM (eoQWY) What about Yellowstone? I've heard eggheads downplaying its SMOD capacity. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:41 PM (5xURv) It has gone off a few times in the last X million years, they can see the calderas in the Oregon/Washington state as the continent runs over it. Tends to cover the Midwest in meters of ashfall and wipe out everthing in about a one state radius. (big, western states) I haven't heard it being as frisky as Iceland seems to bee though. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:55 PM (eoQWY) 233
That chunk of beautiful road would have me working out my car. Even if said car were a Buick, it would be finding out where its limits were.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 10, 2023 08:57 PM (FCbAQ) 234
science doesn't prove anything, science is a process or procedure for analyzing facts and building theories.
Anyone who states "science has proven" is either a fool or writes copy for advertising. Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2023 08:57 PM (xhaym) 235
231 I think God put all kinds of stuff in place to keep us on our toes and strengthen our faith.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:54 PM (5xURv) It's all about testing us... that is the theme of the Old Testament... and even forgiven, why would he stop? Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2023 08:57 PM (xaFKb) 236
That reminds me of something ace posted the other day about Science determining that we exist because of the moon and earth striking each other and changing places and maybe something else.
I'm always impressed at the amount of faith required for that sort of thing. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:52 PM (BMWRT) I haven't been paying attention to this sort of thing, but last I remember they were saying the moon came FROM the Earth, that at some point it was ripped away from the planet. But heck, I still can't say for certain it's NOT made of cheese. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:57 PM (QBaJw) 237
Iceland is just a place where the mid-Atlantic Ridge breaks water. It's where new sea floor is made. The lava plains in the Pacific Northwest were made when tensional tectonics opened bug rifts in the crust, and lave welled up from the mantle. And then stopped. The mid-ocean ridges are in it for the duration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (nsVpb You just made that all up. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:45 PM (5xURv) Obviously! I mean we all know the earf is only six thousand years old and flat. Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2023 08:58 PM (1Yy3c) 238
230 What's all this about Marbles?
==== I lost mine, but a friend's parents got me a jar of them as a souvenir this year. So I've gotten my marbles back, even if they're not the ones I had before. Posted by: exdem13 at November 10, 2023 08:58 PM (W+kMI) 239
Sounds like the Birmingham incident was a shootout between two groups over possession of a stolen vehicle. Not a sniper incident at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:59 PM (nsVpb) 240
That reminds me of something ace posted the other day about Science determining that we exist because of the moon and earth striking each other and changing places and maybe something else.
I'm always impressed at the amount of faith required for that sort of thing. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 08:52 PM (BMWRT) I remember when as a kid Science said the moon might have ripped out of the earth, because the Pacific is kind of moon-sized. Then they said that that couldn't happen for various reasons. Then they decided that continental drift wasn't a crank theory after all, and the Pacfic has been different sizes over time. Now they are all in on a collision forming the moon and earth. I'm starting to believe they are winging it most of the time. and don't get me started on Dark matter. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:59 PM (eoQWY) 241
I haven't been paying attention to this sort of thing, but last I remember they were saying the moon came FROM the Earth, that at some point it was ripped away from the planet.
But heck, I still can't say for certain it's NOT made of cheese. Posted by: BurtTC - I just appreciate it being coincidentally exactly in the right spot to where eclipses occur while humans populate the earth. That was very thoughtful of the colliding rocks and lightning bolts / mud puddles. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 09:00 PM (BMWRT) 242
Obviously! I mean we all know the earf is only six thousand years old and flat.
Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2023 08:58 PM (1Yy3c) Earth can't be flat - cats would have knocked everything off of it by now. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:00 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Martian Fats at November 10, 2023 09:02 PM (63Dwl) 244
Earth can't be flat - cats would have knocked everything off of it by now.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:00 PM (eoQWY) That's science. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:02 PM (5xURv) 245
>>> What about Yellowstone? I've heard eggheads downplaying its SMOD capacity.
Posted by: AlaBAMA When the magnetis poles flip in about twenty years that baby is going off. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 10, 2023 09:04 PM (cOq4q) 246
Critical Drinker has apparently seen the Marbles movie already. The way he's describing it, it's even worse than we could have imagined.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 09:05 PM (QBaJw) 247
214 Iceland is just a place where the mid-Atlantic Ridge breaks water. It's where new sea floor is made. The lava plains in the Pacific Northwest were made when tensional tectonics opened bug rifts in the crust, and lave welled up from the mantle. And then stopped. The mid-ocean ridges are in it for the duration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (nsVpb You just made that all up. Posted by: AlaBAMA Awiens... Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kitten at November 10, 2023 09:05 PM (rRMBj) 248
I haven't been paying attention to this sort of thing, but last I remember they were saying the moon came FROM the Earth, that at some point it was ripped away from the planet.
But heck, I still can't say for certain it's NOT made of cheese. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 08:57 PM (QBaJw) I think current tale is that something bigger than the moon came close, and a chunk was captured and the rest became the Moon. Now I did see a story that they's seen some wierd stuff down in the bottom of the mantle, near the core, but actually investigating and proving matters don't happen much anymore. One fun fact is that as the continents move the ocean crust is pushed under and down into the mantle and they used to think they melted. But now they have spotted ribbons of old seafloor folded up into loops extending down and down to the lower mantle still there. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:05 PM (eoQWY) 249
246 Critical Drinker has apparently seen the Marbles movie already. The way he's describing it, it's even worse than we could have imagined.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 09:05 PM (QBaJw) Brie Larson is box office gold. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:06 PM (5xURv) 250
Better turn this off
You all have a great evening Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2023 09:07 PM (fwDg9) 251
When the magnetis poles flip in about twenty years that baby is going off.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 10, 2023 09:04 PM (cOq4q) This is actually true. Pole shifts are a real thing and will happen again. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:07 PM (5xURv) 252
September 13, 1999
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2023 09:08 PM (RIvkX) 253
I just appreciate it being coincidentally exactly in the right spot to where eclipses occur while humans populate the earth. That was very thoughtful of the colliding rocks and lightning bolts / mud puddles.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 09:00 PM (BMWRT) Our moon is the only moon that isn't really completely orbiting us. Its so far out that the sun's gravity is always stronger than ours is. It's more a co-planet than an actual moon. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:08 PM (eoQWY) 254
Yeah but what is on the other side of the moon??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:09 PM (5xURv) 255
September 13, 1999
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2023 09:08 PM (RIvkX) was that the day Space 1999 had the moon go rocketing off? Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:09 PM (eoQWY) 256
...Earth can't be flat - cats would have knocked everything off of it by now. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:00 PM (eoQWY)
3/4 of the Earth's surface is covered in Seawater. Seawater is not Carbonated. Ergo: The Earth is Flat. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2023 09:09 PM (e6UQI) 257
Yeah but what is on the other side of the moon??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:09 PM (5xURv) Lunar Disney World? Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2023 09:10 PM (1Yy3c) 258
Yeah but what is on the other side of the moon??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:09 PM (5xURv) More craters, fewer "seas" than the near side. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:10 PM (eoQWY) 259
was that the day Space 1999 had the moon go rocketing off?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:09 PM (eoQWY) === That's what I've got in my Outlook Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2023 09:10 PM (RIvkX) 260
What is it? the magnetic pole is racing toward Siberia at a pace of 16 miles per year?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2023 09:11 PM (gfCY0) 261
252 September 13, 1999
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2023 09:08 PM (RIvkX) Nahhhh, I think it was late September…back in ‘63. Posted by: zombie Frankie Vallii at November 10, 2023 09:11 PM (TTAGa) 262
The elephant sneezing reminded me of the old classic baby panda sneezing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93hq0YU3Gqk Posted by: 496 at November 10, 2023 09:11 PM (Efe4J) 263
3/4 of the Earth's surface is covered in Seawater. Seawater is not Carbonated. Ergo: The Earth is Flat.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2023 09:09 PM (e6UQI) I'ma stealin' that. Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2023 09:12 PM (1Yy3c) 264
One fun fact is that as the continents move the ocean crust is pushed under and down into the mantle and they used to think they melted. But now they have spotted ribbons of old seafloor folded up into loops extending down and down to the lower mantle still there.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:05 PM (eoQWY) As you noted above, I think we don't really know exactly what's going on. Maybe we'll figure it out, before we destroy the place. Or God resets the timer. I can't help but thinking though, if we see what we see now on the surface, we also know the inside is boiling and reforming everything. There's no good reason to believe this version of the crust is the first one, that the whole thing hasn't been turned over, maybe a bazillion times already. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 09:12 PM (QBaJw) 265
Is this the Marbles thread?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at November 10, 2023 09:13 PM (V8he0) 266
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Brie Larson is box office gold.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:06 PM (5xURv) Surrounded by diverse female nobodies, including what CD is calling Generic Space Wizard Lady. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 09:14 PM (QBaJw) Posted by: Neil deTyson Chicken at November 10, 2023 09:15 PM (V8he0) 269
When the magnetis poles flip in about twenty years that baby is going off.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 10, 2023 09:04 PM (cOq4q) This is actually true. Pole shifts are a real thing and will happen again. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:07 PM (5xURv) Yeah the poles flip pretty regularly relative to Yellowstone popping off. Yellowstones last large one was 640,000 years ago. The last magnetic flip was 42000 years ago. Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 09:15 PM (eoQWY) 270
When the Sun goes Red Giant, and the seas boil, then we'll all be Sous Viden Away.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2023 09:15 PM (e6UQI) 271
But what I want to know is what a magnetic pole reversal will mean for my 401(k)?
Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2023 09:16 PM (1Yy3c) 272
We didn't have any major landfall hurricanes this year, so we have to reminisce about the one last year, and add the obligatory "we can expect more of these as the planet warms".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 10, 2023 09:17 PM (NYzgN) 273
I've had tinnitus for 50 years, tea kettle pitch and pretty loud when I think about it. I'd probably get lonely without it.
Posted by: javems at November 10, 2023 09:17 PM (8I4hW) 274
>>> 234 science doesn't prove anything, science is a process or procedure for analyzing facts and building theories.
Anyone who states "science has proven" is either a fool or writes copy for advertising. Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2023 08:57 PM (xhaym) THIS Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 10, 2023 09:18 PM (llON8) 275
271 But what I want to know is what a magnetic pole reversal will mean for my 401(k)?
Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2023 09:16 PM (1Yy3c) I wouldn't invest in anything with GPS. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:18 PM (5xURv) 276
We didn't have any major landfall hurricanes this year, so we have to reminisce about the one last year, and add the obligatory "we can expect more of these as the planet warms".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist - Yep. And people noticing the earliest freeze in memory means it's the hottest year on record. Because Science. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 09:18 PM (BMWRT) 277
273 I've had tinnitus for 50 years, tea kettle pitch and pretty loud when I think about it. I'd probably get lonely without it.
Posted by: javems at November 10, 2023 09:17 PM (8I4hW See my post up thread about that modulation vidya Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:19 PM (5xURv) 278
But what I want to know is what a magnetic pole reversal will mean for my 401(k)?
Posted by: Robert at November 10, 2023 09:16 PM (1Yy3c) Becomes your P104. Posted by: BurtTC at November 10, 2023 09:19 PM (QBaJw) 279
I believe the Earth formed about 6000 years ago when God created it. What do I gain by believing otherwise?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 10, 2023 09:22 PM (NYzgN) 280
The Spectator Index @spectatorindex 18h
JUST IN: Director of Shifa Hospital in Gaza accuses Israel of 'waging a war against hospitals and the healthcare sector' Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 17h Wonder where he gets time to do conferences & press briefings while he claims “hospitals are overflowing” & “doctors are overworked”. The Spectator Index @spectatorindex 17h BREAKING: Israeli local media reports that Shifa Hospital, which Israeli authorities say stands above Hamas headquarters, is now encircled. Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 16h I fully expect Hamas will stage a massacre. They’ll fight to the last doctor, nurse, woman, child & patient they can find. Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 7h Lol. Hamas pigs & their porcine Al Thani masters are so so so completely predictable https://tinyurl.com/mwpw2bx6 Qatari Foreign Ministry fears at Shifa Hospital IMAGE Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 09:23 PM (krqg6) 281
266 Mia K. @miakhalifa Jul 11 [women's fashions]
We ship globally EXCEPT to Israel until their stance on apartheid changes- however, occupied Palestinian Territories are included with free shipping FJ @Natsecjeff 16h Yep, I'm sure the women of Gaza would love to trot around in the streets wearing those clothes. https://tinyurl.com/msvs7btm Mannix-esque IMAGE Posted by: andycanuck You'd think someone who made a career from fxcking on camera would be more thoughtful, but I guess I'm mistaken. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 10, 2023 09:23 PM (rRMBj) 282
The Spectator Index @spectatorindex 20h
BREAKING: The US government's Office of Palestinian Affairs says 'Israel has demolished the home of a Palestinian family in response to the actions of their 13-year-old child' and then adding that an 'entire family should not lose their home because of the actions of one individual'. Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval 17h That 13 year old psychotic pig, is Muhammad Zalbani. He stabbed a 22 year old policeman to death. ===== Policewoman I think but still accurate. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 09:26 PM (krqg6) 283
I believe the Earth formed about 6000 years ago when God created it. What do I gain by believing otherwise?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 10, 2023 09:22 PM (NYzgN) ==== Something something dinosaurs. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2023 09:28 PM (RIvkX) 284
The Spectator Index @spectatorindex 20h
BREAKING: The US government's Office of Palestinian Affairs says 'Israel has demolished the home of a Palestinian family in response to the actions of their 13-year-old child' and then adding that an 'entire family should not lose their home because of the actions of one individual'. - Didn't some talented scholarship football or basketball player with potential to turn pro and make hundreds of millions of dollars get cancelled and his scholarship pulled recently because someone found a video of him saying n***er while singing a rap song that says n***er? Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 09:28 PM (BMWRT) 285
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - The Beatles Wait, sorry, Ecclesiastes. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 09:30 PM (BMWRT) 286
>>> BREAKING: The US government's Office of Palestinian Affairs says 'Israel has demolished the home of a Palestinian family in response to the actions of their 13-year-old child' and then adding that an 'entire family should not lose their home because of the actions of one individual'.
Reminds me what SF guys told me about how to win in Afghanistan - don't just kill the muj - kill his whole extended family. They understand that and will stop fighting after a short trial period. The 'rules of engagement' only motivated them more. Weak horse. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 10, 2023 09:31 PM (cOq4q) 287
Reminds me what SF guys told me about how to win in Afghanistan - don't just kill the muj - kill his whole extended family. They understand that and will stop fighting after a short trial period. - But then someone might not give us free shipping. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 09:32 PM (BMWRT) 288
REAKING: The US government's Office of Palestinian Affairs says 'Israel has demolished the home of a Palestinian family in response to the actions of their 13-year-old child' and then adding that an 'entire family should not lose their home because of the actions of one individual'.
=== who the fVck asked them for their opinion ? Posted by: runner at November 10, 2023 09:33 PM (V13WU) 289
I think God put all kinds of stuff in place to keep us on our toes and strengthen our faith.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 08:54 PM Mmmmmm ... toes ... Posted by: Rex R. & Quentin T. at November 10, 2023 09:34 PM (a3Q+t) 290
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
San Francisco is cleaning up for the big economic summit. I hear they asked the homeless to shit in the potholes and solve two problems ---------- [rimshot!] Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 09:34 PM (krqg6) 291
REAKING: The US government's Office of Palestinian Affairs says 'Israel has demolished the home of a Palestinian family in response to the actions of their 13-year-old child' and then adding that an 'entire family should not lose their home because of the actions of one individual'.
=== who the fVck asked them for their opinion ? - Well, we *are* on their side. Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 09:35 PM (BMWRT) 292
Notice in that bike chase last night that there were no potholes in the streets.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2023 09:39 PM (gfCY0) 293
"OH, and if you think Foreign Navy ships are dirty... go search a few Merchant ships...
Posted by: Romeo13 " ***************** Many moons ago as a midshipman, I did an internship with the USCG office of marine inspection in Philadelphia. I accompanied the inspectors boarding a Cypriot bulk sugar vessel. The condition of the cargo is why I don't use sugar much anymore but the condition of the living quarters was appalling. The master had his own little thing going on his deck for food and bathing, etc, but the crew lived in squalor. The ship was a US 1950's US cargo ship but had been let gone to hell. All the galley walk in boxes were disgusting and the crew cooked on a charcoal fire on the gallery's tile floor. In the engine room, the shaft alley was flooded above the shaft and bearings. One of the Coasties calculated that the ship would sink in about 5 hours if the bilge pumps ever failed. As it turned out we seized the ship, fined the company and made them repatriat the crew. Posted by: Cosda at November 10, 2023 09:40 PM (tbo8m) 294
Don't feel to jealous of China and their mega-engineering projects. Quite a big of their engineering is...shall we say...sub-par. The term 'tofu-dreg' was coined to describe some of their less-high-profile construction....
Posted by: Castle Guy at November 10, 2023 09:40 PM (Lhaco) 295
67 Anyone following the B-21 first flight this morning? Surprised to see a first flight in such a public setting.
Probably because to all appearances it looks exactly like the B-2 of which there are decades of pics. If there is much difference its in the electronics and maybe the coating which you can't tell by looking at it Posted by: Azjaeger at November 10, 2023 09:41 PM (3/XaG) 296
Mike Solana @micsolana 3h
i’m downtown sf and there are heavily armed policemen everywhere — underground, drug stores, street corners. “how you doing?” one asked, super friendly, hand on his gun. all in advance of xi’s visit i guess, but crime has evaporated. it could be like this every day. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 09:42 PM (krqg6) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 10, 2023 09:44 PM (5xURv) 298
Are the whales playing or looking for lunch?
Posted by: Montec at November 10, 2023 09:46 PM (P52kO) 299
Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo accuses DA Kim Ogg of ‘dirty politics’ in tampering investigation.
The Texas Rangers opened a new public corruption investigation tied to “concealed” records subpoenaed during a grand jury’s review of the federal indictments of three of her high-level staff members. More indictments to come Posted by: Braenyard at November 10, 2023 09:49 PM (gfCY0) 300
i’m downtown sf and there are heavily armed policemen everywhere — underground, drug stores, street corners. “how you doing?” one asked, super friendly, hand on his gun. all in advance of xi’s visit i guess, but crime has evaporated.
it could be like this every day. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 10, 2023 09:42 PM (krqg6) === Local TV news for the last two weeks: Don't Come Here. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2023 09:52 PM (RIvkX) 301
Semper Fi to my late Dad and my brother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at November 10, 2023 09:55 PM (T/Lqj) 302
The US government's Office of Palestinian Affairs says 'Israel has demolished the home of a Palestinian family in response to the actions of their 13-year-old child' and then adding that an 'entire family should not lose their home because of the actions of one individual'.
=== Why not? the entire family will get paid by the jihadis. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2023 09:56 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: mnw at November 10, 2023 09:57 PM (NLIak) 304
215 That teacher was a definite bomb nut. Once a year he made Nitrogen Tri-Iodide, a nice explosive and set it off for each class.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 10, 2023 08:44 PM (eoQWY) I have made that. "Touchy" ain't the word for it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 08:46 PM (nsVpb) ---- Made that in high school. It was a hoot on the dance floor. Posted by: Ciampino - about that organic dust at November 10, 2023 09:58 PM (qfLjt) 305
I never served, but before I go for the night I literally raise a glass to all who did.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Clear Minded Nashville Tranny Shooter was not Deranged at November 10, 2023 09:59 PM (BMWRT) 306
they start out speaking English but then Italian takes over. They're basically denying that they want Jews to die and the guy filming them says: you have a double standard. Jewish blood doesn't count...at the end the ho says she's going to call the police and the guy just chuckles because Naples.
Posted by: kallisto at November 10, 2023 09:58 PM (VF2hp) somebody needs to make hostage posters that work like a Claymore mine. Try to peel it off, and small explosive charge goes off, scattering thins shards of glass. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 10, 2023 10:01 PM (nsVpb) 307
Boss and I went to lunch today. He was 1st Cav in Desert Storm. I was in Germany, because my battalion was Lance missile (nuke capable). We had a drink of Bulleit Rye.
He and I are the only ones left in our office who served. We are surrounded by punks. But I would never recommend military service to a young person given how shitty everything is. I am in a mood now. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at November 10, 2023 10:08 PM (T/Lqj) 308
Fuck.
LAST! Whatever. My life is being at a party and making a really cool joke and nobody fucking hears it. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Doggie Medic at November 10, 2023 10:10 PM (T/Lqj) 309
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