Possessed Claw Cafe

12 Norway looks really cold. I don't like being cold.

Starting to think this high mountain desert I live in is also too cold.
Already snow in the Sierras.

Posted by: Reforger at November 07, 2023 07:35 PM (bhNlw)

13
Norway is astonishingly beautiful!
Posted by: gourmand du jour

_________

The problem is that Norwegians live there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2023 07:35 PM (MoZTd)

14 My brain did an 80's Flashback on me and up popped the elegantly sinister "Sister Europe" by the Psychedelic Furs:

https://tinyurl.com/yw98ytk9

Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 07, 2023 07:37 PM (h3wbV)

15 Is this also the election thread?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 07:37 PM (vd5FN)

16 Rodents, yay! Wish I could hear what the marmots are saying. I read this in Proverbs today:

"the rock badgers are a people not mighty,
yet they make their homes in the cliffs"

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (MvF+J)

17 Imagine that wind coming off the water in the top pic. Too damn cold.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (R4t5M)

18 Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat
Low on patience

https://tinyurl.com/3wexz6e3
short doggeh and kitteh video

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)

19 Never mind.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (vd5FN)

20 Watched a bald eagle catch a fish in the pond where I golf frequently. It was magical!
Well...except for the fish.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (uSHSS)

21
Norway is so great that about a kajillion squareheads moved here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (MoZTd)

22 I voted.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 07, 2023 07:39 PM (XkGsn)

23 15 Is this also the election thread?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 07:37 PM (vd5FN)

Doesn't look good in KY

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 07:39 PM (bs+z0)

24 OK, hide and seek with a master made me laugh. A lot.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 07, 2023 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

25 Imagine that wind coming off the water in the top pic. Too damn cold.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (R4t5M)

At night, the ice weasels come.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 07:39 PM (vd5FN)

26 *no penguins ?

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 07:40 PM (V13WU)

27
Doesn't look good in KY
Posted by: It's me donna

_________

Game over, man. It's Biden in '24.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2023 07:40 PM (MoZTd)

28 Imagine that wind coming off the water in the top pic. Too damn cold.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (R4t5M)

At night, the ice weasels come.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It's when the raping starts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 07:40 PM (R4t5M)

29 Polls closed in Virginia 40 minutes ago and not one precinct in my county has reported in yet. I hope this means that the voting system got revamped for the better after the 2020 mess here.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2023 07:41 PM (pTb/Z)

30 17 Imagine that wind coming off the water in the top pic. Too damn cold.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 07, 2023 07:38 PM (R4t5M)

---------------------------------

Nothing compared to when the wind comes sweeping down the plain.

Posted by: Oklahoma! at November 07, 2023 07:41 PM (564wD)

31 I wonder if I can sneak into Norway and live off their government

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:42 PM (6VKyY)

32 Nothing compared to when the wind comes sweeping down the plain.
Posted by: Oklahoma! at November 07, 2023 07:41 PM (564wD)

I have to admit that the waving wheat sure smells sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 07:42 PM (vd5FN)

33 26 *no penguins ?
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 07:40 PM (V13WU)

---------------------

Nah, church is on Sunday.

Posted by: Elwood Blues at November 07, 2023 07:42 PM (564wD)

34 No saturation effect on that photo.

No, none at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 07, 2023 07:42 PM (QBaJw)

35 I wonder if I can sneak into Norway and live off their government
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:42 PM (6VKyY)
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Who do you think they are, the USA?

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2023 07:42 PM (pTb/Z)

36 35 I wonder if I can sneak into Norway and live off their government
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:42 PM (6VKyY)
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Who do you think they are, the USA?
Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2023 07:42 PM (pTb/Z)

Fair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:43 PM (6VKyY)

37 cooks report called it for D in Kentucky

👎🙁

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 07:43 PM (V13WU)

38 I was Ice Weasels open for Three Dog Night at the Gorge in George back in '82.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2023 07:44 PM (uSHSS)

39 That village in Norway looks like a Christmas Village.

Santa is probably down at the pub drinking a few pints and pinching a few Lass's fat asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 07:44 PM (R/m4+)

40
I wonder if I can sneak into Norway and live off their government
Posted by: AlaBAMA

________

No, you'd be living off lutefisk. For breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2023 07:44 PM (MoZTd)

41 Sea lions are real cute until you have to clean all of their fish-stinky shit off the dock and the side of your boat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2023 07:44 PM (guGkK)

42 13
Norway is astonishingly beautiful!
Posted by: gourmand du jour
_________
The problem is that Norwegians live there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I can relate.

Posted by: California at November 07, 2023 07:45 PM (NCgXW)

43 >Santa is probably down at the pub drinking a few pints and pinching a few Lass's fat asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 07:44 PM (R/m4+)

We make the rockin' world go round.

Posted by: Fat Bottom Girls at November 07, 2023 07:45 PM (GTqXr)

44 https://www.wvtf.org/news/2022-11-07/ a-look-at-how-early-votes-will-be-counted-in- virginia-this-year

TL/DR - Early votes in VA will be counted by precinct and will be counted 1st...so if Dems don't have the leads early, they are gonna lose seats. This is the reverse of how it's been counted, but a law change made it this way...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 07:45 PM (exHjb)

45 WTF is a lutefisk anyway?

Fish?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:46 PM (6VKyY)

46 Okay, the opening scene of Ape vs MechaApe is pretty good. MechaApe has a Vulcan cannon in his arm.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 07:46 PM (vd5FN)

47 WTF is wrong with KY ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 07:47 PM (bs+z0)

48 27
Doesn't look good in KY
Posted by: It's me donna
_________
Game over, man. It's Biden in '24.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

C'mon, man! I've literally got 12 more months to fuck things up even more!

Posted by: Biden at November 07, 2023 07:47 PM (NCgXW)

49 >45 WTF is a lutefisk anyway?

Fish?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:46 PM (6VKyY)

Salted cod. I ate it once. Once...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 07, 2023 07:47 PM (GTqXr)

50 Louisville is full of democrats. Just like all big cities.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:47 PM (6VKyY)

51 and it stars Tom Arnold. I thought he was dead. Maybe that was just his career.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 07:48 PM (vd5FN)

52 Donna @47, teachers' union.

Posted by: skywch at November 07, 2023 07:49 PM (uqhmb)

53 Is cod a bad fish? Or does the salted variety make it bad?

Details people!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:49 PM (6VKyY)

54 52 Donna @47, teachers' union.
Posted by: skywch at November 07, 2023 07:49 PM (uqhmb)

Same everywhere

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (bs+z0)

55 "Salted cod."

It's soaked in lye.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (MvF+J)

56 I wonder if I can sneak into Norway and live off their government
Posted by: AlaBAMA
________
No, you'd be living off lutefisk. For breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No need to go all the way to Norway for that kinda life, don’tcha know? We got it right here, you bethca. Or, you can visit the Twin Cities and get knifed and raped for a more middle eastern/European experience! We're very cosmopolitan.

Posted by: Minnesota at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (NCgXW)

57
WTF is a lutefisk anyway?

_________

Fish soaked in lye. "I tried lutefisk twice, once going down and once coming up."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (MoZTd)

58 Lutefisk (Norwegian, pronounced [ˈlʉ̂ːtfɛsk] in Northern and parts of Central Norway, [ˈlʉ̂ːtəˌfɪsk] in Southern Norway; Swedish: lutfisk [ˈlʉ̂ːtfɪsk]; Finnish: lipeäkala [ˈlipeæˌkɑlɑ]; literally "lye fish") is dried whitefish. Usually cod is used, but ling and burbot are also used. It is made from aged stockfish (air-dried whitefish), or dried and salted cod, cured in lye. The fish adopts a gelatinous texture after being rehydrated for days prior to eating. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (vd5FN)

59 Does Cameron get to remain Attorney general in KY ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (bs+z0)

60 Basically, by the 1861 definition of insurrection, if you disagree with a law, any law, you are an insurrectionist. And by the 13th amendment are this banned from federal office. That is what they are floating in CO.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 07, 2023 07:51 PM (57chq)

61 55 "Salted cod."

It's soaked in lye.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (MvF+J

Seriously?

Soapy fish? Who would eat poison?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:51 PM (6VKyY)

62 RadnorPD @RadnorPD 1h [Penn.]
Radnor Township Police Department is on location at Radnor High School. Please avoid the area due to police activity. There are no reported injuries and an investigation is ongoing.

Updates will be provided as they become available by the Office of the Superintendent.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 13m
#BREAKING: Evacuation at Radnor High School Amid Bomb Threat at Polling Station

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 07:51 PM (krqg6)

63 >Seriously?

Soapy fish? Who would eat poison?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:51 PM (6VKyY)

Skandis. They love the stuff.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 07, 2023 07:52 PM (GTqXr)

64 Those were great! Thanks for the laughs!

Posted by: RebeccaH at November 07, 2023 07:52 PM (Nvors)

65 The fish adopts a gelatinous texture after being rehydrated for days prior to eating. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (vd5FN)

Now that sounds nasty

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:52 PM (6VKyY)

66 "Seriously?"

Yep. Hominy grits too, IIRC.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 07:52 PM (MvF+J)

67 KY voters are stupid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 07, 2023 07:52 PM (57chq)

68 >>Imagine that wind coming off the water in the top pic. Too damn cold.

But beautiful. Norway is a gorgeous country.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2023 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

69
Skandis. They love the stuff.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

_________

Figures. Bloody ice wops.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2023 07:52 PM (MoZTd)

70 Nobody ran for our township tax collector. I wrote in Donald John Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 07, 2023 07:53 PM (57chq)

71 #BREAKING: Evacuation at Radnor High School Amid Bomb Threat at Polling Station

--

hahaha

That's the FBI's jurisdiction, right?

See how it works yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 07:53 PM (60b0Y)

72 Hominy grits

At least two.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 07:53 PM (vd5FN)

73 >>>Makin' frenz.

Umm, not. Judging by the body language of the kitty, it's about to go postal on the puppy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 07, 2023 07:54 PM (klJTj)

74 Posted by: Bill Bixby at November 07, 2023 07:51 PM (0hMqU)

An old troll name resurfaces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2023 07:55 PM (gT8+O)

75 Do not fuxxxk with this valve without notifying DC Central.

Posted by: Signed Duty Engineer at November 07, 2023 07:55 PM (50AHF)

76 What's been the justification for people embracing inflation, higher energy costs, higher crime, p3d0s in schools, oppression, and loss of freedom and voting (D) in KY?

Abortion? Student loans? Gay stuff? Trump said p*ssy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 07:56 PM (60b0Y)

77 Do not fuck with the ducts.

Posted by: Central Services at November 07, 2023 07:56 PM (vd5FN)

78 Salted cod. I ate it once. Once...

Salted? I think the lute means lye. It sounds like a cruel joke they're playing on the tourists.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2023 07:56 PM (HjfVN)

79 Yikes. KY just did a complete flip. Dems now lead 53% to 46% when minutes ago it was the opposite
Posted by: Bill Bixby at November 07, 2023 07:51 PM (0hMqU)

Those numbers make no sense whatsoever. That's blue state numbers against a Republican.

Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 07:56 PM (MZsCp)

80 Soapy fish? Who would eat poison?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I've lived in MN almost all my life, and I've never actually seen lutefisk. I wonder if it's like a snipe hunt: everyone knows what it is, but it doesn't actually exist.

Anyway, MN has some Germans, too, and we wouldn't eat that stuff if we were starving.

Make sausage out of it, then maybe.

Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

81 Hominy grits are a type of grits made from hominy – maize that has been treated with
an alkali [ahem, lye]
in a process called nixtamalization, [I call Bullshit! on that word]
with the pericarp removed. [only fags eat pericarp]

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 07:56 PM (MvF+J)

82 The fish adopts a gelatinous texture after being rehydrated for days prior to eating.

TWO HELPINGS PLEASE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2023 07:57 PM (guGkK)

83 How can the president participate in an insurrection against the united states?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at November 07, 2023 07:57 PM (57chq)

84 aww,,, love the raptors playing kissy face

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 07:58 PM (d7CPN)

85 This is why Biden isn’t going anywhere. Why would he? Voters seem to be just fine with the status quo.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 07:58 PM (P5BwU)

86 I like hominy a lot, but I've begun to think it's one of those foods that has some sort of genetic taste bud component like fennel seeds that determines if you enjoy it or not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 07:58 PM (60b0Y)

87 This country is full of stupid people. Get it yet? It is NOT going to get better
Posted by: Bill Bixby at November 07, 2023 07:57 PM (0hMqU)

Well, troll, if you suck-started a Glock, there would be one less.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2023 07:59 PM (gT8+O)

88 We were known for our inventive hominy.

Posted by: Crosby Stills Nash & Young at November 07, 2023 07:59 PM (guGkK)

89 Henningsvaer, Norway

If sea levels were actually rising with all the ~~global warming~~ climate change, all those houses would be underwater by now, wouldn't they?

Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 07:59 PM (DgGvY)

90 Pretty much guarantee KY is stolen. Dems in power and counting ballots.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2023 08:00 PM (CecP5)

91 If sea levels were actually rising with all the global warming climate change, all those houses would be underwater by now, wouldn't they?
Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 07:59 PM (DgGvY)

They are buoyed up by a glutinous sea of lutefisk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2023 08:00 PM (gT8+O)

92 Republican Secretary of State in Kentucky also won.

@IAPolls_2022

BREAKING: Republican Russell Coleman has won the race for Attorney General in Kentucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2023 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

93 Well, troll, if you suck-started a Glock, there would be one less.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2023 07:59 PM (gT8+O)

Yessss.

Posted by: Ed McMahon at November 07, 2023 08:01 PM (vd5FN)

94 >91 We were known for our inventive hominy.

Posted by: Crosby Stills Nash & Young at November 07, 2023 07:59 PM (guGkK)

I used to sneak out of Mass right before the hominy.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 07, 2023 08:01 PM (GTqXr)

95 Any time you gotta dry something out, salt it up and down, then rehydrate it for a few days until it becomes an edible mush, you know it's going to be bad.

Reminds me of a gal I used to know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 08:01 PM (R/m4+)

96 Andrew Sisters sure could hominize!

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 08:02 PM (MvF+J)

97 KY AG and SOS races are both going GOP. Each around 60-40. Guess Cameron just wants a good candidate? Bashear has magic voodoo powers? I dunno.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:02 PM (P5BwU)

98 >>Pretty much guarantee KY is stolen. Dems in power and counting ballots.

Beshear won.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2023 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

99 >98 Any time you gotta dry something out, salt it up and down, then rehydrate it for a few days until it becomes an edible mush, you know it's going to be bad.

Reminds me of a gal I used to know.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 08:01 PM (R/m4+)

Huma, is that you?

Posted by: Hill Dog at November 07, 2023 08:02 PM (GTqXr)

100 Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas 3h
Hamas rockets have hit Israel's Barzilai Hospital in Ashkelon for the second time in a month.
Has it made the news where you live?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 08:02 PM (krqg6)

101 Voters seem to be just fine with the status quo.

No, its vote counters who are fine with the status quo. You either have to assume most people are idiots, or the elections are being stolen.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2023 08:02 PM (CecP5)

102 If sea levels were actually rising with all the global warming climate change, all those houses would be underwater by now, wouldn't they?

Al Gore predicted wrong because his second chakra was all congested. The real date of the warmening/floodening is next year.

You'll see, you science denier you!

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 08:03 PM (d7CPN)

103 Reminds me of a gal I used to know.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 08:01 PM (R/m4+)

You salt a new chick just one time...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2023 08:03 PM (guGkK)

104 I only count you in attendance at church if you are there for 3 of the 5; confession, Gospel, creed, homily, and communion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:03 PM (vd5FN)

105 A popular conservative AG in a red state losing by 7% to a Dem smells worse than lutefisk. Especially when the polls showed no indication of this.

Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 08:03 PM (MZsCp)

106 Has anyone ever explained why there wouldn't be more evaporation when the temperatures increase, pretty much negating the pretend sea level increases?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:04 PM (60b0Y)

107 Maybe KY isn’t jazzed for a black guv? I hate to say it but 60-40 for the other two statewide races and 46-54 for this one? It’s not the craziest explanation is it?

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:04 PM (P5BwU)

108 104
'the elections are being stolen.'

I believe this because democrats are proven cheaters. They're guilty until proven not guilty.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 07, 2023 08:05 PM (roH4R)

109 Planned Parenthood Says Proper Term For Unborn Baby Is Now ‘Womb Colonizer.’

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 07, 2023 08:06 PM (TGPs7)

110 104
No, its vote counters who are fine with the status quo. You either have to assume most people are idiots, or the elections are being stolen.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2023 08:02 PM (CecP5)
---------------

It's doesn't matter. There aren't enough good people to right the ship. Corruption can't be eliminated when a minimum of half the country cheers it on.

Posted by: Charles Nelson Reilly at November 07, 2023 08:06 PM (h8c/W)

111 Maybe KY isn’t jazzed for a black guv? I hate to say it but 60-40 for the other two statewide races and 46-54 for this one? It’s not the craziest explanation is it?
Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:04 PM (P5BwU)

Wasn't he the elected AG ?

Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 08:06 PM (MZsCp)

112 I don’t buy the fraud angle when the other two statewide races went bigly Republican. So they only stole 1 of the 3 but the others were allowed to be legit? It can’t always be fraud. Sometimes Dems do win elections legitimately.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:06 PM (P5BwU)

113 I just want to know if our Chaplain won her contest.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:07 PM (vd5FN)

114 >> If sea levels were actually rising with all the global warming climate change, all those houses would be underwater by now, wouldn't they?

I live on an island in the North Atlantic. There has been no sea rise here since the island was first charted over 400 years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2023 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)

115 116 I hope Power does not corrupt her.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 08:07 PM (MvF+J)

116 Ok, the marmot sumo cracks me up; and the owls kissing?...Gees, they can put an eye out.

Posted by: Big Tuna at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (FjYaO)

117 It's completely normal for two of three races to go bigly to one party and the top one with budgeting and veto power go to the (D).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (60b0Y)

118 Try boiling homney in a sauce pan then melting velveeta cheese with it…tastes good

Posted by: Big al at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (n9wLb)

119 Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:04 PM (P5BwU)

demorats generally want the top of the ticket races, that's where the fraud efforts are deployed. In 2020k PA voters elected a gop state treasurer and auditor even though the presidential allegedly went to bidet.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (d7CPN)

120 Wasn't he the elected AG ?
Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 08:06 PM (MZsCp)

Is he AG? I thought he’s Lt. Gov. Either way, yeah I don’t know. Maybe people for whatever reason like Bashear. Remember the average American is kind of stupid and 1/2 the country is stupider than that. Lol.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (P5BwU)

121 I only count you in attendance at church if you are there for 3 of the 5; confession, Gospel, creed, homily, and communion.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I think the Catholic rules are: you can bail after Communion, but only if you know there's gonna be a guest speaker begging for money for a few minutes just before the final blessing.

Otherwise, you can walk out as long as you're behind the priest. No need to sing the entire recessional hymn.

Posted by: mikeski the poorly-practicing Catholic at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (DgGvY)

122 I hope Power does not corrupt her.

I assume she will be ruthless but fair in her executions.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (vd5FN)

123 Been saying for 3 years, any vote fraud talk had to be shut down, prosecuted if need be so they could do it again

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2023 08:09 PM (fwDg9)

124 Any man says the Kentucky governor's race was stolen, gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2023 08:09 PM (guGkK)

125 I don’t buy the fraud angle when the other two statewide races went bigly Republican. So they only stole 1 of the 3 but the others were allowed to be legit? It can’t always be fraud. Sometimes Dems do win elections legitimately.
Posted by: Montec

That's what happened in 2020. Record numbers of ballots that voted for President but no downticket races.

Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 08:10 PM (DgGvY)

126 can’t always be fraud. Sometimes Dems do win elections legitimately.

in the 2020 election coup, thousands of ballots came in with only the presidential candidate being checked off. This was during the days and weeks after the polls closed. Pennsylvania

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 08:10 PM (d7CPN)

127 Gotta get the pawns in place for November.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 08:11 PM (6VKyY)

128 123 Wasn't he the elected AG ?
Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 08:06 PM (MZsCp)

Is he AG? I thought he’s Lt. Gov. Either way, yeah I don’t know. Maybe people for whatever reason like Bashear. Remember the average American is kind of stupid and 1/2 the country is stupider than that. Lol.
Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (P5BwU)

It's also the power of incumbency...MD kept a RINO as gov for a 2nd term (Hogan), even when voting D everywhere else by double digits. It pays to be the incumbent...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 08:11 PM (exHjb)

129 116 I just want to know if our Chaplain won her contest.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:07 PM (vd5FN)

Was Inquisitor General a hotly contested race?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2023 08:11 PM (guGkK)

130 If there's going to be massive fraud in 2024, what's the most important position to own in the state?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 08:12 PM (6VKyY)

131 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:07 PM (vd5FN)

It may not be decided until Friday because voters can get their mail in ballots by Thursday. Asarrgh!
Thanks for asking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:13 PM (NJWRL)

132 Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 08:11 PM (exHjb)

Good point. It seems suspect to me because the polls didn't indicate the vote margin.

Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 08:13 PM (MZsCp)

133 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 07, 2023 08:11 PM (guGkK)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:13 PM (NJWRL)

134 If there's going to be massive fraud in 2024, what's the most important position to own in the state?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

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I'm leaning towards veto-proof House and Senate in order to make laws like ID requirements and strict cutoffs on when election day is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:14 PM (60b0Y)

135 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:13 PM (NJWRL)

we'll be praying for you

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 08:14 PM (d7CPN)

136 DeSantis proved it is all election fraud. When he cleaned up FL voting, Miami-Dade which was bluer than Chicago or NY, suddenly turned as Red as the rest of FL. There was no demographic shift to explain that. The only way it could happen is if it was never blue to start with, it was always election fraud that made it look blue. Ohio, which also cleaned up the fraud backed up that result.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2023 08:14 PM (CecP5)

137 It may not be decided until Friday because voters can get their mail in ballots by Thursday. Asarrgh!
Thanks for asking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

--

"Election Day"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:14 PM (60b0Y)

138 I'm leaning towards veto-proof House and Senate in order to make laws like ID requirements and strict cutoffs on when election day is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:14 PM (60b0Y)

Add in the AG, who then says the law is perfectly fine with him and he'll enforce it...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 08:15 PM (exHjb)

139 ... Asarrgh! ... Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Maybe a little red wine.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 07, 2023 08:15 PM (nd/mG)

140 Thanks for the Cafe, Ace. Time to hit the links!

Posted by: 496 at November 07, 2023 08:16 PM (jaNSQ)

141 It may not be decided until Friday because voters can get their mail in ballots by Thursday. Asarrgh!
Thanks for asking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:13 PM (NJWRL)
===

*lights torch*
*hefts pitchfork*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2023 08:17 PM (RIvkX)

142 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:18 PM (ySjKl)

143 4-5% win. To me that’s outside the margin of fraud. Not saying there isn’t any but the win looks legit.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:18 PM (P5BwU)

144 It may not be decided until Friday because voters can get their mail in ballots by Thursday. Asarrgh!
Thanks for asking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I can vote for you right?

Posted by: Dead Guy at November 07, 2023 08:19 PM (FjYaO)

145 Kentucky is home to The Derby, fantastic meth cooks and lots of inbreds who spend much of their days watching The View and flossing their tooth.

Searching for you
In the cold Kentucky rain
In the cold Kentucky rain
In the cold Kentucky rain
In the cold Kentucky rain...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2023 08:19 PM (R/m4+)

146 My wife's paternal line is Norwegian. Her great-grandfather, in effect, immigrated here. One of my sister-in-laws went to visit the village he grew up in (he went to sea as a young teenager). She was dropped off in the middle of the village by a hire car, luggage and all. A villager approached her and after hearing her reason for being there took her to some of her relatives. She was treated as part of the family and celebrated by the entire village for the length of her visit.

Posted by: javems at November 07, 2023 08:19 PM (8I4hW)

147 *Looks at the hoopla hoop video*

Yeah, I could do that.

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:19 PM (ySjKl)

148 Mr. Doo Doo is so tiresome.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 07, 2023 08:20 PM (roH4R)

149 Take it Hide and Seak Doggie doesn't want to get called inside

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2023 08:20 PM (fwDg9)

150 *lights torch*
*hefts pitchfork*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Ooh, look at the rich peasant with a torch and a pitchfork!

Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

151 I ran for treasurer at the local rifle club. I voted for the other guy. Then afterward he told me he voted for me. Democracy In Action!

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 08:21 PM (MvF+J)

152 Posted by: Dead Guy at November 07, 2023 08:19 PM (FjYaO)

No; We have enough trouble with the live ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:22 PM (E22Js)

153 Looking at county results the problem seems to be even counties Cameron is winning, he’s not winning by much. A lot of 55:45 Cameron counties, even the small rural ones. Republicans can't win statewide elections this way. They 70/30 wins in places like that. So are those small rural counties also part of the fraud machine?

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:23 PM (P5BwU)

154 I think the Catholic rules are: you can bail after Communion, but only if you know there's gonna be a guest speaker begging for money for a few minutes just before the final blessing.

Posted by: mikeski the poorly-practicing Catholic at November 07, 2023 08:08 PM (DgGvY)

I'm only Catholic-curious, so I bail before Communion, when I do go to church. Which is not often, tbh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 07, 2023 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

155 I ran for treasurer at the local rifle club. I voted for the other guy. Then afterward he told me he voted for me. Democracy In Action!
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag

I would never be a member of any club that would have me as treasurer. -- Groucho gp

Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 08:23 PM (DgGvY)

156 Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2023 08:14 PM (d7CPN

Thanks; I very much appreciate that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:23 PM (E22Js)

157 When Fen gets elected she's going to hire all of us to her staff and give us ridiculously high salaries, right?

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:23 PM (ySjKl)

158 So... 4 of the 5 statewide races in KY went repub but the top job.
As of now 50,000 or so voters for the repub Sec. of State switched their vote to Dem in the Gov race...

???

This stinks to high hell.

Posted by: Reforger at November 07, 2023 08:24 PM (B705c)

159 When Fen gets elected she's going to hire all of us to her staff and give us ridiculously high salaries, right?
Posted by: Robert

I think she's just going to veto our laminated-cardboard memberships.

Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

160 When Fen gets elected she's going to hire all of us to her staff and give us ridiculously high salaries, right?
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:23 PM (ySjKl)

I call the lackey job.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:25 PM (vd5FN)

161 Sometimes Dems do win elections legitimately.

Has never happened since at least 1950. The Dems have always been the minority party. If you sum up all their factions it is a minority. Blacks only vote if there is a black face on the ballot. Hispanics split slightly for the Ds. The rest are tiny fractions, college kids rarely vote, seriously the strongest area of actual Dem votes is in the KKK belt from Vidor TX through Mississippi. Its always been fraud, it can only be fraud. That is all they have, unless you actually believe people in PA are so stupid that not only did they elect a brain damaged tard to the Senate, but the voted in a dead man, who they knew was dead.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2023 08:26 PM (CecP5)

162 I know the AG has say over elections but can the governor trump the AG?

I'm just wondering if they want certain positions to give them the best shot at overturning a Trump win again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 08:26 PM (hAk2h)

163 Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:23 PM (ySjKl)

LOL Not unless you live in my township and I become the autocratic Mayor which is highly unlikely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:26 PM (E22Js)

164 Obsequies Yes Man is still up for grabs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:26 PM (vd5FN)

165 When Fen gets elected she's going to hire all of us to her staff and give us ridiculously high salaries, right?
Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:23 PM (ySjKl)

I call the lackey job.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:25 PM (vd5FN)

I call the high paying job with no responsibility.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 08:26 PM (V13WU)

166 I'd like to see the amount of governor only votes in Kentucky.

Posted by: Inogame at November 07, 2023 08:27 PM (D/9Qo)

167 *responsibilities

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2023 08:27 PM (V13WU)

168 Maybe KY isn’t jazzed for a black guv?

For whatever reason, Cameron didn't do much campaign advertising until two weeks out. It hurt him.

Posted by: Mencken Was Right at November 07, 2023 08:27 PM (Z9msI)

169 When (R)s get veto-proof majorities they should immediately pass legislation requiring heavily populated areas to report first, then after all of them have turned their vote total in the rest of the state submits theirs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:28 PM (60b0Y)

170 Dems out spending bigly.

Gope is a pathetic fake opposition party.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 07, 2023 08:28 PM (yUu6q)

171 Posted by: Dead Guy at November 07, 2023 08:19 PM (FjYaO)

No; We have enough trouble with the live ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:22 PM (E22Js)

:-) ok, I'm dead guy. Heidi and I are praying for you Fen. Best of luck.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2023 08:28 PM (FjYaO)

172 166 I'd like to see the amount of governor only votes in Kentucky.
Posted by: Inogame at November 07, 2023 08:27 PM (D/9Qo)

You can make a close guess by counting final vote totals for the top tier statewide races...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 08:28 PM (exHjb)

173 When (R)s get veto-proof majorities they should immediately pass legislation requiring heavily populated areas to report first, then after all of them have turned their vote total in the rest of the state submits theirs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never

They have veto proof majorities in KY.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at November 07, 2023 08:29 PM (yUu6q)

174 LOL Not unless you live in my township and I become the autocratic Mayor which is highly unlikely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2023 08:26 PM (E22Js)

We need to hook you up with some of that Dark Money I hear so much about.

Fen 4 Autocratic Mayor in '24!

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:29 PM (ySjKl)

175 Estill County 2020
Trump won 5109 to 1354

Right now with 90% in Cameron is winning 2069 to 1509.

On the other hand in the SOS race teh Republican is winning 2670 to 878.

This is why Cameron lost. He didn’t get anywhere the support he needed in rural counties. AG and SOS Republicans did and they won.

It’s not fraud.

Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:29 PM (P5BwU)

176 Grab their souls and their ass will follow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:29 PM (vd5FN)

177 172 Where's Dave in FL when we need him?

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 08:30 PM (MvF+J)

178 Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2023 08:26 PM (CecP5)

I only disagree in that unmarried women is a large voting bloc for the Dems.

Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 08:30 PM (MZsCp)

179 I don't think I could live on that top picture. I'd always worry that the supports would break down and the house would end up in the water. Very pretty to look at though.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 07, 2023 08:30 PM (3cGpq)

180 Mecha Autocrat Mayor.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 08:30 PM (MvF+J)

181 I know the AG has say over elections but can the governor trump the AG?

I'm just wondering if they want certain positions to give them the best shot at overturning a Trump win again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

--

I assume the governor gets to put Fellow Travelers into useful positions. The AGs can be thwarted by staff or cabinets or what-not just as easily as Trump was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:30 PM (60b0Y)

182 >>:-) ok, I'm dead guy.

I thought you ate the dead guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2023 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

183 175 Estill County 2020
Trump won 5109 to 1354

Right now with 90% in Cameron is winning 2069 to 1509.

On the other hand in the SOS race teh Republican is winning 2670 to 878.

This is why Cameron lost. He didn’t get anywhere the support he needed in rural counties. AG and SOS Republicans did and they won.

It’s not fraud.
Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:29 PM (P5BwU)

It's more Herschel Walker than fraud...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 08:31 PM (exHjb)

184
Take it Hide and Seak Doggie doesn't want to get called inside
Posted by: Skip

Sooner or later he'll get hungry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2023 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

185 Fen still going to keep my fingers crossed

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2023 08:31 PM (fwDg9)

186 ok, I'm dead guy. Heidi and I are praying for you Fen. Best of luck.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 07, 2023 08:28 PM (FjYaO)

—————

Bob!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 07, 2023 08:32 PM (u73oe)

187 Where's Dave in FL when we need him?
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at November 07, 2023 08:30 PM (MvF+J)
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No kidding. I really want to know how places like the NY Times are showing results for some places in Virginia that the actual official Virginia elections website, which is updated automatically and in real time, does not yet show.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2023 08:32 PM (pTb/Z)

188 Cannibal Bob! How the heck are you and Heidi?

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2023 08:33 PM (pTb/Z)

189 175 This is why Cameron lost. He didn’t get anywhere the support he needed in rural counties. AG and SOS Republicans did and they won.

It’s not fraud.
Posted by: Montec at November 07, 2023 08:29 PM (P5BwU)

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The Federalist calls Cameron a Mitch protégé. I wonder if that could be part of it, a perception that he's GOP establishment.

I dunno myself, but it could potentially be a sign that Mitch's hold on the state is weakening in some ways.

Posted by: TJM's phone at November 07, 2023 08:33 PM (GBKbO)

190 It's okay, everyone. Even though there's documented fraud all over, and (D)s have been engaging in it and it's been reported on by MSM sources this week, moo moo has it figured out and there's no fraud.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:33 PM (60b0Y)

191 Sony is going to produce a live action Legend of Zelda movie.

https://tinyurl.com/2tv5t65u

First thought: This is a license to print money.

Second thought: They are going to fuck this up in every conceivable way.

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:33 PM (ySjKl)

192 It's more Herschel Walker than fraud...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 08:31 PM (exHjb)

Cameron was a popular elected AG . No similarities to first time candidate Walker.

Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 08:34 PM (MZsCp)

193 Piss off, racist foreign weirdo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2023 08:34 PM (vd5FN)

194 Link is a fair-haired small framed blonde guy, so I'm guessing Zelda will either be a chick or a tranny.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:35 PM (60b0Y)

195 Dangit, not Zelda, Link will be a chick or tranny. Sorry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:35 PM (60b0Y)

196 The Gateway Pundit @gatewaypundit 32m
Someone, please explain how Kentucky Republicans can vote in the GOP AG and SOS by 17%- 22% ... And then vote for the Democrat for governor? How does that work?

Catturd ™ @catturd2 21m
We know how.

InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022 1h
BREAKING: Republican Michael Adams has been re-elected Secretary of State of Kentucky.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 23m
So all Republicans win except the Governor? Okay 👌

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 08:36 PM (krqg6)

197 I dunno myself, but it could potentially be a sign that Mitch's hold on the state is weakening in some ways.

The Turtle's hold on Kentucky is as much a product of KY Dem Party collusion as anything. Mitch is not popular in KY now. So yes, that hurt Cameron. As well as the lack of a campaign.

Posted by: Mencken Was Right at November 07, 2023 08:37 PM (Z9msI)

198 InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022 54m
BREAKING: Republican Russell Coleman has won the race for Attorney General in Kentucky.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at November 07, 2023 08:37 PM (krqg6)

199 The Gateway Pundit @gatewaypundit 32m
Someone, please explain how Kentucky Republicans can vote in the GOP AG and SOS by 17%- 22% ... And then vote for the Democrat for governor? How does that work?
--

(NC Governor Roy Cooper waves hi)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:37 PM (60b0Y)

200 There's an election thread up there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 07, 2023 08:37 PM (di6C2)

201 193 It's more Herschel Walker than fraud...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 08:31 PM (exHjb)

Cameron was a popular elected AG . No similarities to first time candidate Walker.
Posted by: Drive by at November 07, 2023 08:34 PM (MZsCp)

More that the other statewide candidates were winning by double digits while he lost...

Did they run as a team in KY, or like in GA, they didn't.

VA got diverse statewide office holders with a team concept where all 3 lifted each other up and ran together...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 07, 2023 08:37 PM (exHjb)

202 The vote counters already know the end totals before they are made

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2023 08:37 PM (fwDg9)

203 Smelly fraud is smelly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 08:38 PM (hAk2h)

204 Dangit, not Zelda, Link will be a chick or tranny. Sorry.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Get a gun, learn that gun, never ever give up that gun at November 07, 2023 08:35 PM (60b0Y)

Link will be an ineffectual cuck while Zelda will be a strong, independent wahmen that don't need no man.

Gannon will, for reasons not explained, have an orange tint with a bad combover.

Posted by: Robert at November 07, 2023 08:38 PM (ySjKl)

205 Something on my ballot this year had me going WTF?

Instructions that if you accidentally filled in the wrong oval you could make a thick line and fill in the other oval (we get ballots in the mail so that will be the excuse for this 'cant disenfranchise folks who filled in the wrong oval') But talk about making it easy for any dishonest poll worker to change votes. Theoretically the state retains ballots in their ID envelopes and voters can demand to see their ballots later to make sure they match how they voted but ugh.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 07, 2023 08:38 PM (3cGpq)

206 NOOD election thread.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 07, 2023 08:38 PM (U8FVn)

207 Ugh. I was dreading the day when I'd hear blah blah blah voat hardurr derpa durr. I knew it would come, and today is the day. A whole "Get Out and Vote" post. So it begins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2023 08:38 PM (0FoWg)

208 So, Dems can basement campaign for President, Governor and Senate seats, but now Cameron supposedly didn't campaign enough resulting in underperforming other republicans by double digits.
I dunno. My problem is I don't really believe anything. My complete lack of trust in the system make me incapable of objectivity.

Posted by: Inogame at November 07, 2023 08:40 PM (D/9Qo)

209 Dangit, not Zelda, Link will be a chick or tranny. Sorry.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

That's semi-official in the Hyrule Warriors games. Link is a chick named "Linkle."

Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

210 56 I wonder if I can sneak into Norway and live off their government
Posted by: AlaBAMA
________
No, you'd be living off lutefisk. For breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No need to go all the way to Norway for that kinda life, don’tcha know? We got it right here, you bethca. Or, you can visit the Twin Cities and get knifed and raped for a more middle eastern/European experience! We're very cosmopolitan.

Posted by: Minnesota at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (NCgXW)
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If you ignore how they might be made and the ingredients, both probably okay, the samosas are really good bought from the Somalis.

Posted by: Ciampino - hmm, love spicy-hot samosas at November 07, 2023 08:42 PM (qfLjt)

211 I only disagree in that unmarried women is a large voting bloc for the Dems.

They don't vote either. They're largely irresponsible out partying and checking their Instagrams. None of the Democrat blocks are heavy voters with the exception of that KKK belt along I10 that I mentioned. Why would they only fraud up the KY gov race? Because they know that is the only one that matters in the state because of Mitch's impending demise. These are not your dad's Democrats, they're flat out Communists, and lie, cheat and steal is all they know. Give them zero credit for any kind of honesty.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2023 08:45 PM (CecP5)

212 61
Seriously?

Soapy fish? Who would eat poison?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 07, 2023 07:51 PM (6VKyY)
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So your mother never threatened to or actually washed your mouth with soap?

Posted by: Ciampino - Lifebuoy soap for the win at November 07, 2023 08:48 PM (qfLjt)

213 58
The fish adopts a gelatinous texture after being rehydrated for days prior to eating.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at November 07, 2023 07:50 PM (vd5FN)
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So, goes well with okra?

Posted by: Ciampino - Lifebuoy soap for the win? at November 07, 2023 08:51 PM (qfLjt)

214 The Norway pic goes well with this morning's Art Thread pic.

Not all "boat scenes" need be idyllic, sun-washed, sandy-beach tropical paradises, to yet be entirely captivating studies of the working mariner's life and toils.

I'd love to bring a 52' Irwin Ketch alongside that Norwegian quay, in exactly those conditions.

I'd *not* love to crew a working seine net trawler offshore in exactly those conditions.

The first would be the pride and pleasure of the accomplishment. The second would be the frigid awarness of having survived another watch on a freezing, sea-swept deck, knowing that the buzzer is going to rouse for the next watch, in as little as two hours time. Brrr!

I'm gonna NEED that ONT Bourbon to warm me up, now!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 07, 2023 08:52 PM (e6UQI)

215 Soapy fish? Who would eat poison?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

So your mother never threatened to or actually washed your mouth with soap?
Posted by: Ciampino - Lifebuoy soap for the win

Presumably, the washing out doesn't include swallowing the soap in toxic quantities.

Though lutefisk is washed out, too. Lye-cured, but supposedly rinsed enough to get all the sodium hydroxide back out of it. I wonder if it's like fugu..... leave enough poison in that you notice, but not so much that it kills you.

Not planning to consume either one, myself.

Posted by: mikeski at November 07, 2023 08:54 PM (DgGvY)

216 So your mother never threatened to or actually washed your mouth with soap?
Posted by: Ciampino - Lifebuoy soap for the win at November 07, 2023 08:48 PM

Doesn't every mother?

Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at November 07, 2023 09:30 PM (a3Q+t)

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