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Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:04 AM




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1 HI

Posted by: Cimpino -- at November 05, 2023 05:06 AM (qfLjt)

2 Lo

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 05, 2023 05:07 AM (BLOW1)

3 Morning standard time, 'rons and 'ettes. Good evening, Pixy.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2023 05:07 AM (ju2Fy)

4 BOING!

Meh. Sick of commenting on the war. Back to doing some work.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2023 05:08 AM (bAJ1Y)

5 When your son's name is Allah Akbar and you lose him at the mall .....

Posted by: Cimpino - Tommy where are you - he shouts at November 05, 2023 05:10 AM (qfLjt)

6 Here's the meme
https://is.gd/oLih8I

Posted by: Cimpino - Tommy where are you - he shouts .... at November 05, 2023 05:13 AM (qfLjt)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 05:14 AM (T4tVD)

8
Shut up, hoot owl.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:27 AM (enJYY)

9 Shut up, hoot owl.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Wait til the Blowfish get there !

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 05:29 AM (T4tVD)

10 Shut up, hoot owl.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:27 AM (enJYY)
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Who?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2023 05:30 AM (bAJ1Y)

11 Photographer Wu Yung-sen has been deep sea diving and photographing marine life for four years.
https://is.gd/GMTXIU

Posted by: Ciampino - Tommy where are you - he shouts ... at November 05, 2023 05:32 AM (qfLjt)

12
Who?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2023 05:30 AM


Got a hoot owl outside my window now for a helluva lot longer then six nights in a row.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:33 AM (enJYY)

13 Photographer Wu Yung-sen has been deep sea diving and photographing marine life for four years.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tommy where are you - he shouts ... at November 05, 2023 05:32 AM (qfLjt)
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Is that why they call him "Prune Face"?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2023 05:33 AM (bAJ1Y)

14 Got a hoot owl outside my window now for a helluva lot longer then six nights in a row.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:33 AM (enJYY)
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Who? Who?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2023 05:34 AM (bAJ1Y)

15
Who? Who?

Exactly. 10 or 20 times per minute, hour after hour. Day after day, week after week. I can't say exactly when it started but it's been going on for months.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:37 AM (enJYY)

16 Got a hoot owl outside my window now for a helluva lot longer then six nights in a row.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:33 AM (enJYY)
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Doesn't that mean Good Luck ?

Or somebody died ?

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 05:37 AM (T4tVD)

17 Got a hoot owl outside my window now for a helluva lot longer then six nights in a row.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:33 AM (enJYY)
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Doesn't that mean Good Luck ?

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 05:37 AM (T4tVD)
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Isn't that when they poop on you?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2023 05:40 AM (bAJ1Y)

18 As Snopes and a thousand other sites pointed out in coincidentally identical wording, this is a vicious lie.


Oh. So, it's true. Biden was snoozing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 05, 2023 05:40 AM (c711F)

19 Exactly. 10 or 20 times per minute, hour after hour. Day after day, week after week. I can't say exactly when it started but it's been going on for months.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:37 AM (enJYY)
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What you need, Doc, is an elephant gun.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2023 05:41 AM (bAJ1Y)

20 Evening and morning to all the insomaniacals afflicted by Daylight Saving Time! This is the *actual* time it should be at this time of year: sunrise about 5:30 am, sunset about 5:00. When DST was introduced here, I was about thirteen, and didn't quite get it; I wondered, along with my friends, if our TV shows would be on an hour earlier or later, etc. It's an enormous charade most of the world performs even more willingly than it did the Sniffle Scare.

It saves no energy. If we were going to do it, do it in summer, so the sun would appear to set earlier (in relation to our waking time) and thus less hot sun would fall on our homes, requiring a little less energy for cooling. Look at Arizona: They know they don't need DST!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2023 05:41 AM (omVj0)

21 8
Shut up, hoot owl.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:27 AM (enJYY)
----
Looking for a mate perhaps?

(Owls can't breed when it's raining, it's too wet to woo?)

Posted by: Ciampino - Owls can't breed when it's raining, it's too wet to woo at November 05, 2023 05:43 AM (qfLjt)

22 Got a hoot owl outside my window now for a helluva lot longer then six nights in a row.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:33 AM (enJYY)
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It was the owl that shriek'd, the fatal bellman
That gives the stern'st good night.

Posted by: Lady Macbeth at November 05, 2023 05:43 AM (ScR16)

23
Doesn't that mean Good Luck ?

Or somebody died ?

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 05:37 AM


Someone here at AoS said it's a sign that someone is trying to contact me. Sometimes that actually works - if I go to the FB page of the person I *think* wants to talk to me (but can't for some reason) the hoot owl shuts right up. But it's not consistent enough.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:43 AM (enJYY)

24 Yeah, Wolfus! DST sucks!

Standard Time became "Standard" for good reason.

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2023 05:44 AM (njWTi)

25 Anyway! Here I am, up earlier than usual, though with the paradoxical effect that I actually got about six hours of sleep. I've reset all the clocks and watches except the clock in the car, as usual.

The Steinhart GMT watch requires not only setting the hands back sixty minutes, but then adjusting the GMT hand. GMT does not change with DST. All summer it has been five hours ahead of me; now it is six.

The cats think it's 4:45 instead of 3:45, so they are interested in chow. Guess I'll go feed 'em.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2023 05:46 AM (omVj0)

26 So, why is it that we refer to the clock pointers as hands?

Posted by: Ciampino - What subject does a snowy owl excel in? Owl-gebra? at November 05, 2023 05:51 AM (qfLjt)

27
I think the hoot owl started when I was writing a story with a reveal about the nature of our being here on earth. Two characters, a person of tech, and a nurse. They discover something utterly amazing. First chapter written, all chapters outlined. So I innocently enough looked up an old girlfriend who the last I saw of her graduated nursing school. To 'refresh my recollection' and use her as a model for description.

I've looked up hundreds of people and found them within seconds.

She is not to be found.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:52 AM (enJYY)

28 So, why is it that we refer to the clock pointers as hands?
Posted by: Ciampino - What subject does a snowy owl excel in? Owl-gebra? at November 05, 2023 05:51 AM (qfLjt)

It was either that or penii.

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 05:52 AM (T4tVD)

29 So, why is it that we refer to the clock pointers as hands?
Posted by: Ciampino

Good question!

Uh... I dunno the answer

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2023 05:53 AM (njWTi)

30 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2023 05:55 AM (fwDg9)

31 Good morning! Been up since '2'. FFS, I hate DST...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 05, 2023 05:55 AM (YRsIm)

32 Hey, Skip...

Hope you're fully recovered!

What are you doing, up so early? Should be a day off?

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2023 05:56 AM (njWTi)

33
I was going to give this nurse a painting, promised her. Wrote her phone number on the back. Still have the painting, the number still there. We broke up and promise forgotten.

A couple months back I thought to look up the number at the Library of Congress website. A Philadelphia phone book was available of the correct year. Punched in the number. It gives a single result which is not accurate except for the last four digits.
It returns my deceased grandfathers phone number of that year.

(Since I started typing this the hoot owl shut up)

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 05:59 AM (enJYY)

34 Guess the AoSHq Time Machine isn't updated yet

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2023 06:00 AM (fwDg9)

35 Guy Fawkes Day today. Make a bonfire. Roast wieners and marshmallows. Burn The Guy.

Waiting to see what happens in London.

Posted by: Ciampino - What does a well-educated owl say? Whooom. at November 05, 2023 06:00 AM (qfLjt)

36 Second cup of coffee. In a bit I'll change, stretch, and go for my walk/run. Then I can think about a little breakfast before I head to the grocery. Aldi is a long drive for me, and so what I'd save would be burned in gasoline cost. Better this week to hit the Walmart, then visit Aldi when I'm out there next week for my haircut.

All these little economic decisions when you're an adult are annoying sometimes. But as Parker had Spenser say, "I've been a kid, and I've been a grownup. Grownup is better."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2023 06:00 AM (omVj0)

37 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 06:02 AM (T4tVD)

38 Hey, Skip! How's the recovery coming?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2023 06:02 AM (omVj0)

39 Good morning! Been up since '2'. FFS, I hate DST...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 05, 2023 05:55 AM (YRsIm)

The old 2 or the new 2?

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 06:03 AM (T4tVD)

40 The old 2 or the new 2?

The new 2. I'm sure it's because I took the grandkids out yesterday evening for ice cream and had a double scoop M&M sundae. Had to get up mid sleep and drain off the extra sugar, then woke up again a little later. One tha' lil' nugget dawg sees signs of consciousness, she's up and then so is everyone else. She's now napping at my feet under the desk and I've had a couple of cups of coffee, so I'm up for the day.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 05, 2023 06:10 AM (YRsIm)

41 Storage has gotten cheap. The Kid got 2TB for $63.

Posted by: LenNeal at November 05, 2023 06:10 AM (NdL8w)

42 Time?

It's just numbers LOL

youtu.be/4YPiCeLwh5o?

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2023 06:10 AM (njWTi)

43 All in all, going to War Game Convention 2 days was good recovery days, didn't do any physical activity lifting anything

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2023 06:12 AM (fwDg9)

44
If anyone is bored and wants to hear the rest of the story, there is more.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 06:12 AM (enJYY)

45 All in all, going to War Game Convention 2 days was good recovery days, didn't do any physical activity lifting anything
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2023 06:12 AM (fwDg9)

Didja shoot an elephant in yer pajamas ?

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 06:15 AM (T4tVD)

46 Good morning morons

Local TV news an Arab student was victim of a hit-and-run in a crosswalk on the Stanford campus Friday that is being investigated as a hate crime.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2023 06:17 AM (RIvkX)

47 If anyone is bored and wants to hear the rest of the story, there is more.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 06:12 AM (enJYY)

I'd vote, but its not election day.

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 06:21 AM (T4tVD)

48 Local TV news an Arab student was victim of a hit-and-run in a crosswalk on the Stanford campus Friday that is being investigated as a hate crime.
------

Huh. Somebody did something?

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2023 06:22 AM (njWTi)

49 youtu.be/C6PNc9KN50M

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2023 06:25 AM (njWTi)

50 What a moron/ and no in the good way- as on here. Teacher put on leave of absence after he dresses as a devil, holds a pitchfork over kids and says "Hail Satan" to them in class:

https://tinyurl.com/ycxembex

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2023 06:25 AM (MIK5q)

51
I look up another girl I went to high school with who also went to nursing school. Found her in a minute. Sad story, she is recently deceased. But I can also find her on a professional certification data base of doctors, nurses, dentists, etc. It looks like drugs did her in because she was in an auto accident and some prohibited class of drugs were in her possession.

So the question is... why is the young woman I'm looking for and could not find not in the professional certification database? I attended a graduation event with her at a South Street Philadelphia night club. Room full of nursing school graduates.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 06:26 AM (enJYY)

52 Local TV news an Arab student was victim of a hit-and-run in a crosswalk on the Stanford campus Friday that is being investigated as a hate crime.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2023 06:17 AM (RIvkX)

If the driver was an Arab is it a Dislike Crime ?

Posted by: JT at November 05, 2023 06:28 AM (T4tVD)

53 yo wut time is it

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2023 06:30 AM (lwOKI)

54 Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2023 06:32 AM (njWTi)

55 Police officer helps ducklings find their mother:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6ckpwm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2023 06:33 AM (MIK5q)

56 Flack is back,I want their bodies wacked,Gaza must too,yay yay yay,someone in Israel said,put it music,make a few million,monetize for the Fed.

Posted by: safristi at November 05, 2023 06:34 AM (MAEtI)

57 Obama again REFUSES to pick a side: Ex-president Barack condemns the 'horrific' actions of Hamas terrorists... but calls for Israel to end the 'occupation' of Gaza Strip

I thot Israel left in 2005.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2023 06:35 AM (lwOKI)

58
Statically, without intercourse there is an 8/10 of 1% chance of pregnancy. The woman I can not find and I never had intercourse but did fool around a lot. How could the circle of friends we had together not have known and told me? Impossible. But 'due diligence' kicks in at this point. What possible event could cause her not to go on to a career in nursing? It's a long shot but I sit down with a calendar and calculate. At this point my wife is well aware of the story.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 06:35 AM (enJYY)

59 The driver is reported as a man with blond hair who made eye contact and shouted racial epithets at the victim.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2023 06:35 AM (RIvkX)

60 LOL - Somebody put a door hang for the Democrat candidates at our house- I guess because my husband is a registered Democrat, ( DINO) but don't you think it would have occurred to them that if we have a campaign sign for my running mate and me outside our house that we probably aren't voting for Democrats?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2023 06:37 AM (MIK5q)

61 57 Obama again REFUSES to pick a side

====
Girlfriend, please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2023 06:38 AM (RIvkX)

62
So I calculate a birth date, expecting to find nothing. Now this is forty years after the fact, it's in the covid lockdown and otherwise I would not have spent a minute on this. But I have a last name and a year. I get a result, a woman. I take a chance on FB and punch in the name.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 06:39 AM (enJYY)

63 I would be in favor of abolishing daylight savings time, but only if they could arrange for an extra hour of daylight during the winter.
Hey, they think they can control the climate, so why not?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 05, 2023 06:39 AM (wu87C)

64 sign for my running mate and me outside our house that we probably aren't voting for Democrats?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2023 06:37 AM (MIK5q)

If they're going around trespassing and littering for a Democrat like that, they probably aren't actually literate. Cut 'em some slack, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2023 06:41 AM (9UlRk)

65 57 Obama again REFUSES to pick a side: Ex-president Barack condemns the 'horrific' actions of Hamas terrorists... but calls for Israel to end the 'occupation' of Gaza Strip

I thot Israel left in 2005.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2023 06:35 AM (lwOKI)

There are two countries that He hates more than any other on earth and His foreign policy reflected that: the United States and Israel. (h/t, Denali)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 05, 2023 06:43 AM (9isyS)

66 Remember Remember the Ninth of November.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 05, 2023 06:45 AM (9isyS)

67 There are two countries that He hates more than any other on earth and His foreign policy reflected that: the United States and Israel. (h/t, Denali)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 05, 2023 06:43 AM (9isyS)

"The Great Satan and the Little Satan"

"Satan isn't that bad"

Make up your minds, twinklenuts.

(What actually is the plural of twinklenuts?)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2023 06:46 AM (9UlRk)

68 Tim Conway does animal impressions:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfj4vah

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2023 06:46 AM (bzi4T)

69
I find her page, complete with pictures of her. Same slightly crooked nose I have, same hair color, teeth, complexion. I read through the comments to her and a couple of them ring a bell. Especially one about her mother shrieking on the phone, because that really hit home and precipitated the break up. Being a person of tech I find a facial recognition web site and have them compare our pictures and that of the man she identifies as her father. I'm a 60.1 score, he's a 60.2 score. A virtual tie.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 06:48 AM (enJYY)

70
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2023 06:50 AM (ENBF0)

71 Christian devotional from the Gospel of Matthew, "Bearing Fruit":

https://tinyurl.com/muxvjfjw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2023 06:51 AM (bzi4T)

72
A virtual tie according to the tech. Then I remember something my father had said to me decades before. There was a party he had attended where this young woman also attended a couple of weeks after our breakup. She showed up with a new boyfriend who my father said, "Looks just like you." Meaning me. Pretty much end of story. I ran about 15 different pictures I found of her through an 'ethnicity' calculator* and she came up hot for German and Irish. Same as me. But on her FB page she made some comment about not being Irish.

*Yeah, I know they're kinda BS with one picture, but if you run enough through they become somewhat accurate.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 06:56 AM (enJYY)

73 The driver is reported as a man with blond hair who made eye contact and shouted racial epithets at the victim.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Must have been driving pretty slow.

Was he also wearing a MAGA hat?

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2023 06:58 AM (vd8XM)

74 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2023 06:58 AM (hH3Px)

75 But for the fact the victim was actually injured and in hospital I would 95% discredit the story.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2023 06:59 AM (RIvkX)

76 KRAK OF DAWN HAS ARRIVED

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2023 07:01 AM (fwDg9)

77 I stopped our 2 mechanical clocks at 5:30 Central yesterday, now waiting for 5:30 to roll around to start them back up.

Otherwise I have to turn the minute hand around and let them chime each of the quarters.

I ain't got that kind of time!

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2023 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

78 So I'm gonna guess that none of the protestors at the White House were arrested, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2023 07:02 AM (hH3Px)

79 So I'm gonna guess that none of the protestors at the White House were arrested, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

As many arrested as when BLM had a mostly peaceful protest.

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2023 07:04 AM (vd8XM)

80
We're still in covid but I contacted the Catholic churches in the area where I picked her up on dates and where she attended nursing school. Where there once were 10 churches they had now consolidated down to three. With a tidy contribution to each I asked them to search their records for any birth information for that last name. Everyone was really nice, but they all came back empty. No records of anyone with that last name.

Anyway, end of story. Hoot owl shut up while I typed all this. Onto Krak thread.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 07:06 AM (enJYY)

81 4. Michael Moore and The Playboy Advisor team up to present a "sexy" video exploring "all facets" of male sexuality, tentatively titled Dude, Where's My Prostate?

Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2023 07:08 AM (vd8XM)

82 55 Police officer helps ducklings find their mother:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6ckpwm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2023 06:33 AM (MIK5q)
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Veru cute but way too short. I wanted to see the reunion which may not have taken place.

Posted by: Ciampino - What does a well-educated owl say? Whooom? at November 05, 2023 07:12 AM (qfLjt)

83 Yet CNN isn't any more accurate.

Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2023 08:32 AM (zhWvq)

84 People still buy Apple products. The power of advertising.

Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2023 08:34 AM (zhWvq)

85 HP is just following the trend. Our last round of laptops from Dell came with soldered RAM (found out after the purchase when wanting to upgrade one user. Now, sadder but wiser, we're being proactive and ordering 32 GB for normal users and 64 GB for our power users. Hopefully we'll get the performance we need for the four year life of the laptops.

So, it appears just about everyone is signing up for forced obsolescence to increase sales.

Posted by: James at November 05, 2023 09:34 AM (MRwZT)

86 Disclaimer: Poit.

poit -- the sound made by dropbears when they land on passersby?

Posted by: m at November 05, 2023 10:13 AM (LdYi7)

87 44 If anyone ... wants to hear the rest of the story, there is more.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 06:12 AM (enJYY)

I vote "yes"!

Posted by: m at November 05, 2023 10:49 AM (LdYi7)

88
I vote "yes"!

Posted by: m at November 05, 2023 10:49 AM


Remind me tomorrow morning, there's more.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 05, 2023 12:31 PM (enJYY)

89 I *hate* daylight savings time. It was a emergency wartime measure - for World War I, another brainchild of the Wilson administration - yet plagues us to this day. We tried year-round DSL during the Carter administration, and like many of Jimmy's brainstorms, it had to be repealed because it didn't work. During my CS days, I had to write reports of daily activity, and masses of code had to be written and debugged to handle the two days of the year that aren't 24 hours long: what a goddam waste! Let's just do standard time year-round and be done with it.

Posted by: Nemo at November 05, 2023 02:25 PM (S6ArX)

90 Once again, if governments were on our side, they'd ban non replaceable/non upgradable electronic components. Customers have the right to repair and upgrade their electronic property. Planned obsolescence needs to be prohibited and banned.

Posted by: Xavier Basora at November 05, 2023 08:18 PM (6Xq+e)

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