Gavin Newsom Shows What a Great Obama-Level Athlete He Is By... Ramming Into a Three Foot Tall Chinese Child in Basketball

I can see why he felt forced to commit a charge against a 70 pound child -- his three+ foot height advantage just wasn't enough to overcome the tiny Chinese boy's superior defense without a little cheating.

Or, as the Democrats call it, "election fortification."

.@GavinNewsom, second only to @BarackObama in his use of kids as foil for validating delusions of basketball grandeur pic.twitter.com/HFxtew3rms
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) October 29, 2023

pic.twitter.com/E1LQ9Dgptl
— David McCune, MD, MPH (@davidemccune) October 29, 2023

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1 Howdy

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 05:40 PM (TDQgG)

2 Afternoon.

Posted by: Guy With Flesh Eating Bacteria Gotten From A Spider Bite at October 30, 2023 05:40 PM (/RqAK)

3 th

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (aQy7p)

4 Really?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (aQy7p)

5 Hair gell probably has had lost of practice falling on children.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (TDQgG)

6 Afternoon.
Posted by: Guy With Flesh Eating Bacteria Gotten From A Spider Bite

You're still here? I figured you were just around for the Spiderman bit.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 30, 2023 05:41 PM (aKrFa)

7
White Privilege.

Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (j4U/Z)

8 Otters have been called.

Newsome looks like he's trying to rape that kid in that last pic.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (/RqAK)

9 So a Dem politician falling on a young boy. Only thing unusual here is it happened in public.

Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2023 05:42 PM (KuG1T)

10 And not a hair out of place.

Posted by: Eric at October 30, 2023 05:43 PM (a2F+C)

11 Asian hate

Somebody call the SPLC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 30, 2023 05:43 PM (cMXNt)

12 Teach the kid a lesson he'll never forget.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 30, 2023 05:44 PM (/ukm5)

13 Harvey Milk Memorial basketball tournament

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at October 30, 2023 05:44 PM (PwP1X)

14 Fucker

That is all

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 05:44 PM (Q4IgG)

15 Asian kid should have used his turn signal (sorry...felt like leveling a good stereotype...hey, it's Monday)

Posted by: Orson at October 30, 2023 05:44 PM (dIske)

16 Probably got sent a few Chinese boys as a thank you for that face mask contract.

Posted by: That was nigh unto fondling just then at October 30, 2023 05:44 PM (kkaj+)

17 I always play basketball in a long sleeve dress shirt and slacks.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

18 I see Gavin is still well in the lead for "Putz of the Yesr."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 05:44 PM (z5vMw)

19 He is soooo ghey!

Posted by: runner at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (jRVcc)

20 Overall probably the most beautiful state that is also the most oppressive state as opposed to Texas which imo is the least attractive state but arguably the least oppressive.

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (MNhXM)

21 And not a hair out of place.
Posted by: Eric at October 30, 2023 05:43 PM (a2F+C)

Gorilla Glue hairspray.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (BdMk6)

22 Gruesome chummy up with his future Chinese masters

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (fwDg9)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (T4tVD)

24 He is running you know

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 05:45 PM (fwDg9)

25 Slippery Hsu on floor!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (krqg6)

26 Year, even.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (z5vMw)

27 So Jehri Curl’s handlers are just as brain-dead as he is? You’d have to be a complete moron to allow this to happen. Even if this klutz didn’t trip over a kid, the optics of a grown man playing basketball with a bunch of kids was bound to be terrible.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (iqZMp)

28 Poor kid got a big mess of hair product all over him.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

29 Scott Wiener is jealous.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (xPl2J)

30 Looks like he tripped on nothing. That's some coordination right there.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (eYoxG)

31 Newsome slipped on his hair gel .

Posted by: Drive by at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (MNhXM)

32 "He is soooo ghey!
Posted by: runner "

And he likes to be that way.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (vFG9F)

33 California. Progressive. Slander?

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 30, 2023 05:47 PM (as3uC)

34 So Xi is supposed to have this new policy where he is making foreign dignitaries visit China, and he refuses to visit them, and he makes they show submission (ie, kowtow, although not literally.) He humiliates them to let them know that China #1

These are details that we will not see in the West, but they are publicized in China. I will have to dig around to see what they made noisome do.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 30, 2023 05:47 PM (NoAtB)

35 "Gavin Newsom Shows What a Great Obama-Level Athlete He Is By... Ramming Into a Three Foot Tall Chinese Child in Basketball"

When I launch my Presidential Campaign in January, I intend to ram into three foot tall male children quite a lot. Playing sports, or not.

Posted by: Mayor Pete, your soon to come 47th President at October 30, 2023 05:47 PM (5fDan)

36 Three Foot Tall Chinese Child = California.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 30, 2023 05:47 PM (LIuoq)

37
Kinda unsure why a CA governor is courting 7 year olds. But they seem happy and he seems happy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 30, 2023 05:48 PM (enJYY)

38 Why basketbarr so slippery now?

Posted by: Chinese kid at October 30, 2023 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

39 What a bundle of sticks.

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 05:49 PM (bNGXB)

40 What a prick.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 05:50 PM (iN5p+)

41 This ranks up there with Jean Francois Cary trying to play football.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 05:50 PM (e5FHq)

42 Looked more like "copping a feel" than ramming.

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2023 05:50 PM (bt2PN)

43 BB Newsom >> American Bandstand Romney

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (bNf8H)

44 Democracy - 0

CCP - 1

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (bNGXB)

45 grown man playing basketball with a bunch of kids was bound to be terrible.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (iqZMp)
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It wouldn't be so bad if he truly tried to have fun with the kids. But no, Gavin tries to put a real move on some kid, a move obviously is incapable of pulling off, and this is the result. Gavin is an arrogant jackass who thinks he's the White Obama.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (z5vMw)

46 Even if this klutz didn’t trip over a kid, the optics of a grown man playing basketball with a bunch of kids was bound to be terrible.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Read Gentlemen, this is junta manifest's post above. The point of these visits is to humiliate foreignes particularly US diplo's and pols. Remember that episode this year with Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen being fed wacky-shrooms? That was on purpose.

Those kids were told to punch him in the dick every chance they had.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (IG4Id)

47 Cringe.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (VMFAF)

48 Daily Mail: Hamas releases video of three female hostages held in Gaza: Israel PM Netanyahu blasts terror group's 'cruel psychological propaganda' and says to the women 'our heart is with you'

https://tinyurl.com/3dynu69k

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (/RqAK)

49 BTW

If Gavin thought playing some basketball with little kids was a great idea

No wonder the Democrats like him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (e5FHq)

50 LMAO. How long did it take to clean up the oil slick his hair left on the court?

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (ID+Qb)

51 Pelosi money.... lots of it. If she wishes. And the White House is hers, should he "win."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 05:52 PM (Q4IgG)

52 His whole career flashed before his eyes in the seconds it took to see the kid was ok.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 30, 2023 05:52 PM (Dm8we)

53 One person's 'copping' is another man's ramming...

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 05:52 PM (e5FHq)

54 Mediaite: Elon Musk Declares ‘X’ Will Be a ‘Fully-Fledged’ Dating Site Within The Year: Report

https://tinyurl.com/3vh5dhjx

Good deal.

Via Drudge (last link was via Drudge, too)

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:52 PM (/RqAK)

55 Can't wait until he decides to go huntin'.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 30, 2023 05:53 PM (BdMk6)

56 Great wah to cop a feel.

His constituents approve

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 30, 2023 05:53 PM (nnp+f)

57 "So, how was your China trip, sir?"

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2023 05:53 PM (bt2PN)

58 Slick, Gav.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 05:54 PM (RIvkX)

59 So, how was your China trip, sir?"
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2023 05:53 PM (bt2PN)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 05:54 PM (z5vMw)

60 MSN/WaPo: Why are some people so afraid of clowns?

https://tinyurl.com/3y6bjr9e

Every loves Rockso, the rock n roll clown. He loves cocaine!

Via Drudge.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:54 PM (/RqAK)

61 He Stop Short!

Posted by: Chinese Kid at October 30, 2023 05:54 PM (bNGXB)

62 California supports all the red state leeches. At least that's what he used to say.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2023 05:54 PM (63Dwl)

63 Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2023 05:53 PM (bt2PN)

I smacked a Chinese boy on the ass! On camera!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 30, 2023 05:55 PM (n7fjW)

64 So Xi is supposed to have this new policy where he is making foreign dignitaries visit China, and he refuses to visit them, and he makes they show submission (ie, kowtow, although not literally.) He humiliates them to let them know that China #1

These are details that we will not see in the West, but they are publicized in China. I will have to dig around to see what they made noisome do.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 30, 2023 05:47 PM (NoAtB)

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He should have at least brought camela along to share in the burden IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 05:55 PM (ID+Qb)

65 Mediaite: Elon Musk Declares ‘X’ Will Be a ‘Fully-Fledged’ Dating Site Within The Year: Report

So Taylor Lorenz can catfish someone else?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 05:55 PM (e5FHq)

66 The Chinese probably think Gavin expects them to make the kid disappear. And his family.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 05:55 PM (RIvkX)

67 Can't wait until he decides to go huntin'.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Dick Cheney can give him some pointers.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 30, 2023 05:55 PM (3N7xe)

68 Hey, I was trying to take out their star, that's all.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at October 30, 2023 05:56 PM (bt2PN)

69 It still annoys that the recall didn't work. That would have been beautiful.

Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2023 05:56 PM (n3DL0)

70 54 Mediaite: Elon Musk Declares ‘X’ Will Be a ‘Fully-Fledged’ Dating Site Within The Year: Report

https://tinyurl.com/3vh5dhjx

Good deal.

Via Drudge (last link was via Drudge, too)
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:52 PM (/RqAK)

6 months after that, it will be the new Ashley Madison; 6 more months, your one-shop stop for hookers and blow anywhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 05:56 PM (i9ffA)

71 I am disappointed. The kid should have thrown an elbow or two plus a knee then got up wailing while Gavin rolled around on the ground in pain.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 05:56 PM (z5vMw)

72 The White Obama, LOL!

he probably does think like that

(spit)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 30, 2023 05:56 PM (+vFC3)

73 These are details that we will not see in the West, but they are publicized in China. I will have to dig around to see what they made noisome do.

Swallow a few goldfish?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 05:56 PM (e5FHq)

74 Scott Wiener is jealous.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 30, 2023 05:46 PM (xPl2J)
===

Now ^^^ this is funny.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 05:56 PM (RIvkX)

75 69 It still annoys that the recall didn't work. That would have been beautiful.
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2023 05:56 PM (n3DL0)

it was idiotic that so many people still thought honest elections could be held in California.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 05:57 PM (i9ffA)

76 Just The News: Remains of young woman kidnapped at Gaza music festival, paraded through streets reported found

"Shani Louk, the German-Israeli tattoo artist who was kidnapped at a music festival during Hama's Oct. 7 terror attacks, is dead, officials said Monday."

https://tinyurl.com/2baz8kv6

Via Charles Glasser at Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 05:57 PM (/RqAK)

77 Gavin was holding on to the kid trying to hide his boner

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 30, 2023 05:58 PM (NtVYv)

78 If you can't beat up Asian kids, what's the point of becoming governor of such a diverse state?

Posted by: Diversity is my strength, and Asian kids' secret weakness. at October 30, 2023 05:58 PM (CjGGv)

79 Saw at Legalinsurrection.com a Woman Israeli soldier was liberated.
Take note doubt those 3 women were at the concert

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 05:58 PM (fwDg9)

80 Robert

Yeah, make Gaza a desert called peace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 05:58 PM (e5FHq)

81 Sort of related because CA. Recently visited the grandkids who live in CA, we haven't seen them in 4 years. Last we saw our granddaughter she was bi and the usual product of living 16 years of her life in CA, she was born in LA and lived the last 9 years in the bay area. Surprise, surprise, surprise. She living with a 6' 5", 350 lb truck driver. He's also conservative. Her father, our ex SIL is a liberal shit weasel married to a google exec. I'm hoping this situation is giving him heart palpitations, hair loss and explosive diarrhea. It's to laugh.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2023 05:58 PM (2NHgQ)

82 Those kids were told to punch him in the dick every chance they had.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2023 05:51 PM (IG4Id)
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From your lips to Xi's ears....

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 05:59 PM (z5vMw)

83 Pathetic...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth - AoS Ladies Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at October 30, 2023 05:59 PM (SRRAx)

84 Newsom is still a better ball player than Obama.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:00 PM (0N1h0)

85 What was he trying to accomplish? He has a little basketball Skilzz, but what does he prove by trying to drive on tiny kids? ...

Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2023 06:01 PM (Cus5s)

86 Newsom is still a better ball player than Obama.

Judging by the Chinese kids, that is a pretty low bar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 06:01 PM (e5FHq)

87 No foul?

These refs are blind.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2023 06:01 PM (80xw8)

88 I'll bet he has his arm in a sling.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2023 06:01 PM (RIvkX)

89 Newsom is a real ball handler alright

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 06:02 PM (iN5p+)

90
Oww Ming

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2023 06:02 PM (hICmh)

91 Newsom is still a better ball player than Obama.

But I'm undefeated at nude paddleboarding.

Posted by: Barack Hussein at October 30, 2023 06:02 PM (bt2PN)

92 Newsom just wants to add to his accomplishments when he debates DeSantis on November 30th.

It's all smoke and mirrors.

"Look at what I am doing to make this world a better place."

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:03 PM (NpAcC)

93
it was idiotic that so many people still thought honest elections could be held in California.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 05:57 PM (i9ffA)

It's not that easy to rip the masks off. The Left lies without shame.

Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2023 06:03 PM (n3DL0)

94 What was he trying to accomplish? He has a little basketball Skilzz

Pass the ball, putz! He dribbled right into a double-team.

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2023 06:04 PM (bt2PN)

95 Also at Legal Insurrection

Pro Paleostinian swine march in Poland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2023 06:04 PM (e5FHq)

96 TASTY

Posted by: Harry Reid, howling in the Outer Darkness at October 30, 2023 06:04 PM (S5cMc)

97 He Stop Short!

Posted by: Chinese Kid at October 30, 2023 05:54 PM (bNGXB)

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Out: The nickname "Short Round."
In: The nickname "Short Pound."

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 06:04 PM (oK3pW)

98 Like Kramer at the Dojo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 06:04 PM (4I/2K)

99 i got a basketball newsom
i got a basketball newsom

Posted by: rejected '70s song lyrics at October 30, 2023 06:05 PM (oY6Yp)

100 Not the Bee
https://tinyurl.com/2vjv7acw

I think she has a pretty good defense claiming they committed suicide.

"If you were my date, I'ld poison your drink"
"Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 30, 2023 06:06 PM (NoAtB)

101 He no White Shadow.

Posted by: Chinese Kid at October 30, 2023 06:07 PM (4I/2K)

102 * that last line, "husband" should be "date."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 30, 2023 06:08 PM (NoAtB)

103 Legal Insurrection: Israel May Use New ‘Sponge Bombs’ to Neutralize Hamas Attack Tunnels
Better warfare through chemistry.

https://tinyurl.com/5x8r8k7u

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:08 PM (JDzkd)

104 Newsome...
He's selling out the state with the state's approval.

No fucks to be given. Reap it CA.
=======
And to be honest.... I have family there that "can't imagine living anywhere else."

Some lessons are learned "the hard way."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 06:08 PM (Q4IgG)

105 They no call 'traveling' any more!

Posted by: chinese kid at October 30, 2023 06:09 PM (krqg6)

106 Newsom is a real ball handler alright

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 06:02 PM (iN5p+)

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Heh.

"Oh, my!" -- Obligatory George Takei AND #DrunkDonLeMon joint reference

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 30, 2023 06:09 PM (oK3pW)

107 "If you were my date, I'ld poison your drink"
"Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it."

You screwed up your quote. Just thought you'd want to know. : )

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:09 PM (0N1h0)

108 103 Legal Insurrection: Israel May Use New ‘Sponge Bombs’ to Neutralize Hamas Attack Tunnels
Better warfare through chemistry.

https://tinyurl.com/5x8r8k7u
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:08 PM (JDzkd)

so from now on when there's an attack on the tunnels, the Hamas fighters are going to yell "SPONGE!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 06:10 PM (i9ffA)

109 Between California and New Yawk, I don't know which State produces the more asshole asshole of asshole politicians.

Thanks assholes!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 30, 2023 06:10 PM (R/m4+)

110 First thing you do in a game of B-ball with Chinese kids is hurt one. First thing. You don't get inside their OODA loop early, they'll start calculating trajectories. Little shits will dominate you with geometry. Better than Viet kids though. First thing you have to do with them is clear the court with Napalm. Send little charlie running back to their tunnels.

Posted by: THIS IS GAVIN'S HOUSE, MFERS. at October 30, 2023 06:10 PM (CjGGv)

111 Wonder when he'll bring out his saxophone.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:10 PM (NpAcC)

112 Reality now is way more bizarre than fantasy… a mashup of Fellini, David Lynch, Dali and Bosch…

Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

113 I've heard some of Newsom's press conferences. He sure can dribble.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 06:11 PM (991eG)

114 Why? Just why?

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:11 PM (P5BwU)

115 Hooker killed some guys? So much for the hooker with a heart of gold trope.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 06:12 PM (z5vMw)

116 Sure Newsom is an imbecile and he’s destroying the state. But what’s my alternative a literal insurrectionist literal Nazi white literal supremacist Republican who literally wants to bring back literal slavery?
- 65% of California voters

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:13 PM (P5BwU)

117 Hooker killed some guys? So much for the hooker with a heart of gold trope.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 06:12 PM (z5vMw)

You take that back!

Posted by: Pretty Woman at October 30, 2023 06:14 PM (4I/2K)

118 Gav's got shooting a shotgun and riding a bicycle left.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 06:14 PM (iN5p+)

119 Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:13 PM (P5BwU)

Yeah, but the Newsome recall election was about as honest as the last Presidential election.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 06:15 PM (QPmu4)

120 They no call 'traveling' any more!
Posted by: chinese kid

Not for decades, kid. Traveling makes for better dunks and TV promos.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:15 PM (VwNzI)

121 Gav's got shooting a shotgun and riding a bicycle left.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 06:14 PM (iN5p+)

and hanging curtains . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 06:15 PM (4I/2K)

122 so from now on when there's an attack on the tunnels, the Hamas fighters are going to yell "SPONGE!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2023 06:10 PM (i9ffA)

Sponge...the secret power who rules the world from the shadows.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:15 PM (JDzkd)

123 Gav's got shooting a shotgun and riding a bicycle left.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Wait...is this about me, or that Hogg kid?

Posted by: Barky at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM (XeU6L)

124 121 Gav's got shooting a shotgun and riding a bicycle left.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 06:14 PM (iN5p+)

and hanging curtains . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 06:15 PM (4I/2K)

Or shelves…

Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM (PCK5/)

125 I'm starting to think that hookers and dance parties on the Israeli border are riskier than advertised.

Posted by: Risk assessment may not be my strength. at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM (CjGGv)

126 Bobby Burack
@burackbobby_

So, 58% of women say it is a red flag if a potential male partner says there are only two genders.

Red flags in a partner-

https://tinyurl.com/2kybbkf7

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

127 Hooker killed some guys? So much for the hooker with a heart of gold trope.
Posted by: Blake

Julia Roberts hardest hit.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM (VwNzI)

128 Patrick, this tunnel sure is dark.

Posted by: Spongebomb Squarepants at October 30, 2023 06:17 PM (CjGGv)

129
You take that back!
Posted by: Pretty Woman
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You tell 'em sister!

Posted by: Kitty Russell at October 30, 2023 06:17 PM (XeU6L)

130 58% of women are braindead.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 06:17 PM (iN5p+)

131 Slippery bastard. Couldn't quite stay mounted for eight seconds.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at October 30, 2023 06:18 PM (CaJIi)

132 Majority Of Muslim Americans Believe Hamas Was ‘Justified’ In Its Terror Attacks Against Israel
_DailyWire.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2023 06:18 PM (42fr6)

133 So, 58% of women say it is a red flag if a potential male partner says there are only two genders.

Red flags in a partner-

https://tinyurl.com/2kybbkf7
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

So, 58% of women are putting up Red Flags for moi.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 06:18 PM (QPmu4)

134 130 58% of women are braindead.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 06:17 PM (iN5p+)

Starting to think that may be true…

Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 06:18 PM (PCK5/)

135
And to be honest.... I have family there that "can't imagine living anywhere else."

Some lessons are learned "the hard way."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2023 06:08 PM (Q4IgG)

I got a friend from college who lives in San Jose. Born and raised Californian. The only time he didn’t live there was when weirdly enough he went out of state for college.

He’s a right winger and whines about all the shit going on there. I’ve been telling him for years, dude pack up the family and leave. Come here where I am, I’ll hook you up with everything you need. Or go to Texas or Florida. Or anywhere.

Nope. He says he can’t leave cuz reasons. I don’t listen to his shit anymore. At some point if you insist on hitting yourself in the head with a hammer every day, I won’t be sympathetic when you complain about headaches.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:18 PM (P5BwU)

136 I'm seeking Chinese "investment" in California. I can help them buy land in the central valley cheap.

Posted by: Gavin Newsome at October 30, 2023 06:19 PM (OgfrC)

137 I don't know that these fellows guys are gay, but I wouldn't mind if Newsom and Trudeau (They both are oily, leftist politicians who look somewhat alike ) would just go off into the sunset, leave politics and enjoy the immense of money they all must . have

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 06:19 PM (t1L1e)

138
You tell 'em sister!
Posted by: Kitty Russell

Kitty's (Amanda Blake) last husband died of AIDS related pneumonia.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:19 PM (VwNzI)

139 Majority Of Muslim Americans Believe Hamas Was ‘Justified’ In Its Terror Attacks Against Israel
_DailyWire.
Posted by: Braenyard

53% or 98%?

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:20 PM (P5BwU)

140 58% of women say it is a red flag if a potential male partner says there are only two genders.

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Being a millennial who got married a few years ago feels increasingly like catching the last chopper out of Nam.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 06:20 PM (R/8l+)

141 138
You tell 'em sister!
Posted by: Kitty Russell

Kitty's (Amanda Blake) last husband died of AIDS related pneumonia.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:19 PM (VwNzI)

Maybe a Beard??

Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2023 06:20 PM (PCK5/)

142 so from now on when there's an attack on the tunnels, the Hamas fighters are going to yell "SPONGE!"
Posted by: Tom Servo
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AoSHQ has a greater reach than I imagined.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2023 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

143 Apologies to the Chinese Kid

The execrable Governor Newsom
Ran over a young Chinese twosome
Said, "I s'pose I didn't figure.
I thought you'd be bigger.
I was once small like you, but I gruesome."

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 06:20 PM (991eG)

144 Wonder when he'll bring out his saxophone.

Yazz flute.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at October 30, 2023 06:21 PM (VMFAF)

145 Majority of Muslim Americans are braindead

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2023 06:22 PM (iN5p+)

146 So, 58% of women are putting up Red Flags for moi.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2023 06:18 PM (QPmu4)
*******
It's 76% if you're a MAGA Republican and
It's 60% if you believe All Lives Matter.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

147 Governor FOP doesn't know me

Posted by: Basketball Jones at October 30, 2023 06:22 PM (ijcWM)

148 > 58% of women say it is a red flag if a potential male partner says there are only two genders.

It's a red flag if anyone thinks gender and sex are not the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:22 PM (0N1h0)

149 141 He was openly bi sexual I believe

Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2023 06:22 PM (FQmDC)

150 Why was he playing ball with children to begin with? That’s an odd photo op.

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:22 PM (P5BwU)

151 Dan Bongino was talking about this on WMAL today. Made it sound like Kerry going through the tunnel swathed in mask or dukakis in the tank.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 06:23 PM (t/2Uw)

152 Newsome had to do it with a Chinese kid. Asian kids parents are the only ones who'll be more disappointed at their kid for not winning than angry at Newsom for doing this stunt in the first place.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 06:23 PM (R/8l+)

153 He was openly bi sexual I believe
Posted by: steevy

If only there were Biblical admonitions against this kind of thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:24 PM (VwNzI)

154 Blake! I got an ecopy of the book! Finally!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 06:24 PM (t/2Uw)

155 The kids family will probably sue. China is a very low trust society and one way they scam each other is by claiming injury. They make pro soccer players blush at how inadequate they compared to the Chi Coms for fake injuries.

This 8 minute video by YouTuber, SSerpentza, explains it.

https://tinyurl.com/47u52d7u

Posted by: Beartooth at October 30, 2023 06:25 PM (TDQgG)

156 Did I ever tell you guys about some friends of mine who went to great trouble to sell their home in California and then they move to Arizona just in time for it to become just another blue state?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 06:25 PM (uIsgp)

157 I don't like the guy, but I watched the whole clip and think he handled it well.

What he hoped to accomplish in the first place is another matter.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 30, 2023 06:25 PM (Qt4kF)

158 Rimlick!

Newsom... not Irish poem!

Posted by: chinese kid at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (krqg6)

159 137 I don't know that these fellows guys are gay, but I wouldn't mind if Newsom and Trudeau (They both are oily, leftist politicians who look somewhat alike ) would just go off into the sunset, leave politics and enjoy the immense of money they all must . have
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

No love for moi?

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (NoAtB)

160 My chili was quite kicked up a few notches

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (fwDg9)

161 "Gavin Newsom Shows What a Great Obama-Level Athlete He Is By... Ramming Into a Three Foot Tall Chinese Child in Basketball"

Fucking retard. Maybe for his next trick he can push a wheelchair bound child into a pool.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (B/X3r)

162 So, 58% of women say it is a red flag if a potential male partner says there are only two genders.

Red flags in a partner-

https://tinyurl.com/2kybbkf7
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

Look at that list and you wonder if there's anything that won't raise a red flag for a woman.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (JDzkd)

163 Life Below The Rim - by Gavin Newsom
with a forward by that Chinese Kid

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 06:27 PM (4I/2K)

164 then they move to Arizona just in time for it to become just another blue state?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 06:25 PM (uIsgp)
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You knew my wife and I before we left CA? I'd no idea there were fellow Bakersfield morons.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 06:27 PM (z5vMw)

165 Hair Gel - what a jamoke.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

166 So, 58% of women say it is a red flag if a potential male partner says there are only two genders.

Red flags in a partner-

https://tinyurl.com/2kybbkf7
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM (NpAcC)

Look at that list and you wonder if there's anything that won't raise a red flag for a woman.
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (JDzkd)

Erection Dysfunction?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 06:28 PM (4I/2K)

167 Gavin Newsom. More f'd up then a football bat.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2023 06:28 PM (B/X3r)

168 If that survey is anywhere near accurate we are fucked. 18-34 women self identified as progressive 33%, liberal 25% and conservative 17%

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:28 PM (P5BwU)

169 Orthopedic surgeon who operated on my fallen arch also operated on Yao Ming's feet.

I still couldn't dunk after the surgery.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2023 06:29 PM (991eG)

170 58% of women say it is a red flag if a potential male partner says there are only two genders.

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Being a millennial who got married a few years ago feels increasingly like catching the last chopper out of Nam.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at October 30, 2023 06:20 PM (R/8l+)

Kind of illustrates why my two sons can't find a good woman. They are good men, do not drink much (cocktail with dinner, unlike their old man *cough*), no drugs, have excellent jobs (hell, they make more than I do), self-sufficient, and they are both excellent cooks. What more would any woman want?

Me and the Missus would love to be grandparents, but I am more bothered that my sons may never find their soulmates. This timeline sucks.

Posted by: The Nelson Twins at October 30, 2023 06:29 PM (T/Lqj)

171 Look at that list and you wonder if there's anything that won't raise a red flag for a woman.
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (JDzkd)

Erection Dysfunction?
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Probable Thread Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2023 06:29 PM (XeU6L)

172 Erection Dysfunction?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2023 06:28 PM (4I/2K)

That'll land you in the Friend Zone.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:29 PM (JDzkd)

173 Shit. I am become Sponge, non-shedder of socks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 06:30 PM (T/Lqj)

174 When will create AI we must also create Gay and Transgender AI so that no one will be left behind....

Posted by: Kumala Harris at October 30, 2023 06:30 PM (BKOUD)

175 Will Trump get kicked off the ballot in Colorado? Ex-president's lawyers slam 'undemocratic' lawsuit looking to stop him from running under the 14th amendment

https://mol.im/a/12689139

Posted by: Ciampino - any excuse will do at October 30, 2023 06:30 PM (qfLjt)

176 No love for moi?
Posted by: Emmanuel Macron

I think at least he has said something intelligent recently about Hamas and Israel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 30, 2023 06:31 PM (t1L1e)

177 Young woman claiming more than 2 genders run away, fast

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

178 No love for moi?
Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at October 30, 2023 06:26 PM (NoAtB)

G'wan, get out of here, go tell your mom she needs you.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2023 06:31 PM (xhaym)

179 Mom is 96, so guess my age if you like.
wife is roughly my same age.
If any of you youngsters, want to come help us move to some hell hole in Texas or Oklahoma I'll think about it.
OK, no thanks.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 30, 2023 06:31 PM (uIsgp)

180 We also saw Boris Johnson barging a schoolboy in an attempt of showing his rugby prowess.

Posted by: Ciampino - any excuse will do. at October 30, 2023 06:31 PM (qfLjt)

181 My inadvertent sock failure turned out to be kind of funny given the context.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Digging up Old Memes at October 30, 2023 06:32 PM (T/Lqj)

182 Nood quickies.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2023 06:32 PM (JDzkd)

183 130 58% of women are braindead.
Posted by: Ben Had

Starting to think that may be true…

Posted by: tubal

Agree! I would be happy if they sent them my way. (-:

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 06:32 PM (t/2Uw)

184 them my way. (-:
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 30, 2023 06:32 PM (t/2Uw)
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Congrats on getting the book.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 30, 2023 06:33 PM (z5vMw)

185 10 And not a hair out of place.

Posted by: Eric at October 30, 2023 05:43 PM (a2F+C)
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Newsom formula: Brylcream and Superglue.

Posted by: Ciampino - Liberal = Miserable at October 30, 2023 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

186 Kind of illustrates why my two sons can't find a good woman. They are good men, do not drink much (cocktail with dinner, unlike their old man *cough*), no drugs, have excellent jobs (hell, they make more than I do), self-sufficient, and they are both excellent cooks. What more would any woman want?
Posted by: The Nelson Twins

I counseled all of my sons to attend Pro-Life meetings and marches to find well-balanced, marriage-minded good women. Two of them struck gold at those events. No kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2023 06:34 PM (VwNzI)

187 168 If that survey is anywhere near accurate we are fucked. 18-34 women self identified as progressive 33%, liberal 25% and conservative 17%

Posted by: Montec at October 30, 2023 06:28 PM (P5BwU)

It's worse than that. Probably 80% percent or more are single-issue voters for Abortion on Demand Anytime Before The Birth Certificate Is Officially Filed With The County Records Office.

Posted by: Gref at October 30, 2023 06:34 PM (5fDan)

188 Ciampino seen a few state Marxists are going to try that tactic

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2023 06:35 PM (fwDg9)

189 Gavin was just trying to score.

And if he hadn't been surrounded by all those cameras he would have.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 30, 2023 06:35 PM (F9Ahf)

190 nood

Posted by: chinese kid at October 30, 2023 06:36 PM (krqg6)

191 So, 58% of women say it is a red flag if a potential male partner says there are only two genders.

Red flags in a partner-

https://tinyurl.com/2kybbkf7
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2023 06:16 PM

Any man looking for a woman partner should avoid any women who makes lists of red flags in men.

Run away, boys. Run away.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2023 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

192 Scrunt who went viral for slapping an Israeli soldier turns out to be a radical anti-Semite. The left had glowing things to say about her back then. I doubt they'll condemn her now.

https://is.gd/WwbnOa

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2023 06:39 PM (0N1h0)

193 Hs is in China to get permission to run for president of the USA

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 30, 2023 07:17 PM (SezkN)

194 This is called Democratic "sportsmanship" and equity. It is followed by a display of Democratic equality.

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