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Kahlo Death Mask1.jpg


Girl with Death Mask (She Plays Alone)

Frida Kahlo

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM




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1 I move for a vote.

Can I get a second?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 31, 2023 09:47 AM (w9Wax)

2 Kamala weenie!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (krqg6)

3 Happy Halloween everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (fwDg9)

4 Y'know who Freida Kahlo had more mustache than?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (p74to)

5 4" of snow in October, even up here in NW WI, is not a good harbinger

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (+VL3u)

6 This is Spooktacular! 🎃👻

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (NpAcC)

7 He scares me, He scares me not....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (w9Wax)

8 Hillary...the salad days.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (R/m4+)

9 Pelosi- the early years.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2023 09:49 AM (VwHCD)

10 Put the mask back on little girl!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 09:49 AM (pohLc)

11 Frida Frida Frida!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2023 09:49 AM (TGPs7)

12 I'm confused...does she have hair to sniff under the mask or not?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 09:49 AM (XqcwY)

13 Damn! That girl's creepy!

Posted by: Wednesday Addams at October 31, 2023 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

14
Q: why did the ghost pick his nose?

A: boo-gers!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 09:49 AM (p74to)

15 Well, that’s certainly appropriate for Halloween.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 09:49 AM (JrojV)

16 Same kid as yesterday on the beach?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (2ShPH)

17 I really like this one. It's a little odd and a little spooky and a little whimsical.

And little kids are freak shows.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (cqahf)

18 Would hang in the nursery.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (68ETX)

19 Wow, the only Kahlo I've seen with two eyebrows.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (naiw2)

20 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (oWIeQ)

21 Girl with Death Mask (She Plays Alone)


Gee. I wonder why.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (uvJW5)

22 It's no Rothko. But it is art.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (KAi1n)

23 Y'know who Freida Kahlo had more mustache than?

David Hogg?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (XqcwY)

24 Plays alone? Maybe. But at least she got ahead.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (Angsy)

25 Thank you, CBD!
Happy Halloween!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2023 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

26 "She plays alone."

No shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (Q4IgG)

27 She plays alone. I can see why.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (iF0sF)

28 Bet she gets a lot of rocks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (4I/2K)

29 Not the color palette I expected, but still a cool Halloween art entry. Bravo!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (lQVxH)

30 I can see *why* she plays alone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

31 Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (pohLc)

32 At least she isn't ripping the head off a puppy or drowning kittens.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (cqahf)

33 No hair. Would not sniff. One star.
--Joe Bia Den

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (uvJW5)

34 Who knew Death could be cute AND disturbing.

Thanks Frida... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (9ewT7)

35 Spooky! 👻 👻 👻

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 09:52 AM (krqg6)

36 At least she isn't ripping the head off a puppy or drowning kittens.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Yet.




Yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 09:52 AM (uvJW5)

37 She flayed her pet hamster and it is pinned to the wall.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 09:52 AM (68ETX)

38 Ha, ha. Perfect choice for today.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2023 09:52 AM (oaGWv)

39 At least she isn't ripping the head off a puppy or drowning kittens.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Not in this picture, anyway...

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 31, 2023 09:52 AM (lQVxH)

40 At least she isn't ripping the head off a puppy or drowning kittens.

Fauci would jug her for horning in on his schtick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 09:53 AM (9ewT7)

41 Q: why did the ghost pick his nose?

A: boo-gers!


Q. Why did the skeleton get kicked out of the orchestra?
A. Because he was playing out of tomb.
Q. And what instrument did he play?
A. The tombbone.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 09:53 AM (JrojV)

42
I play alone, yeah
With nobody else
I play alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I play alone
I prefer to be by myself

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 09:53 AM (c82bI)

43 Y'know who Freida Kahlo had more mustache than?

*********

A. Wilford Brimley
B. Sam Ellliott
C. Everybody on the planet except Rich levine

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2023 09:53 AM (991eG)

44 26 "She plays alone."

No shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM

My original song idea was "I play alone", but everyone thought I was talking about jacking-off.

Posted by: George Thorogood at October 31, 2023 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

45 As noted earlier,
It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Rub those spooky little bellies. The blood on your forearms will enhance any Halloween costume!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2023 09:53 AM (cqahf)

46 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2023 09:53 AM (VwHCD)

47 Seriously, it looks like something out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer -- a demon with a ferocious-looking mask, and removing it reveals its real face, which is just as bad.

Xander: "If it has two faces, why is it wearing that one?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

48 At least she isn't ripping the head off a puppy or drowning kittens.
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Unless it's the central panel of a triptych.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 09:54 AM (krqg6)

49 Timmy's sister. His mask. He's in the well.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2023 09:54 AM (SYTee)

50 She's creepy and she's kooky
Mysterious and spooky
She's all together ooky
The mono brow'd young'in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

51 I'm surprised Frida could get my sister to stand still long enough to paint her.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 09:54 AM (FGbUr)

52 The mask on the ground looks like Shrek's evil twin.

Posted by: huerfano at October 31, 2023 09:54 AM (Q4KYm)

53 Not quite a Captain Kirk mask, is it?

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 09:54 AM (gmo/4)

54 We’d like you to accept this flower…

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at October 31, 2023 09:54 AM (wu87C)

55 Interesting...The art professor I work with uses Frida Kahlo in her art appreciation class.

Also, if that's her real face, it's no wonder she plays alone...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 09:55 AM (YIVH2)

56 Who knew Death could be cute AND disturbing.

Thanks Frida... *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (9ewT7)

Littlest Kidlet told me a couple of days ago that Terry Prattchet's version of Death is considered the best literary representation. I can see that, I think.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 09:55 AM (nC+QA)

57 Halloween party at Trotsky's place!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 09:56 AM (JrojV)

58 Y'know who Freida Kahlo had more mustache than?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (p74to)

Ambrose Burnside.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2023 09:56 AM (VwHCD)

59 Is that the girl from the Daisy ad?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 31, 2023 09:56 AM (sX1BW)

60 At least she isn't ripping the head off a puppy or drowning kittens.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2023 09:51 AM (cqahf)

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No dog death mask -- not art.

/In before Hadrian

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 31, 2023 09:56 AM (c82bI)

61 In 1938 Frida painted two similar paintings with the same subject. This painting depicted a little girl, which is believed to be Frida herself at the age of four, was wearing a skull mask. This kind of mask is a tradition at the annual Mexican festival "Day of the Dead" where death is celebrated instead of mourned. The little is holding a yellow blossom in her hands which resembles the tagete bloom that Mexicans put on graves at the "Day of the Dead" festival. She stands on an empty vast field under a gloomy sky all by herself. By her feet there is a carved wooden tiger mask, which is a similar one hanging in the dining room of Frida's house. Both masks seem not appropriate for the innocent tiny little girl and are symbols or hint for the cruelty of her destiny.

This painting was collected by the Museum of Art in Nagoya, Japan. It was originally given to actress Dolores del Rio as a gift. Later it was acquired by a private collector in Monterey, California.
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Acquired after a break-in at the Museum I'm betting!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 09:56 AM (krqg6)

62 At least she isn't ripping the head off a puppy or drowning kittens.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2023


***
Yet. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

63 Even the pork chop necklace didn't work.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 09:56 AM (68ETX)

64 Halloween party at Trotsky's place!!!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Looks like she already bobbed for French Fries.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 09:57 AM (FGbUr)

65 She's creepy and she's kooky
Mysterious and spooky
She's all together ooky
The mono brow'd young'in.
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[snap, snap]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 09:57 AM (krqg6)

66 Is that the girl from the Daisy ad?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 31, 2023


***
Daisy air rifles, or the anti-Goldwater LBJ ad from 1964?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

67 57 Halloween party at Trotsky's place!!!
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Cubed ice only, please.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 09:58 AM (krqg6)

68 Andre has a red flag, Chiang Ching's is blue.
They all have little hills to fly them on except for Lin Tai Yu.
Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games.
Hiding up in treetops, shouting out rude names....


Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

69 At least she isn't ripping the head off a puppy

You gonna finish that?

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 31, 2023 09:58 AM (XqcwY)

70 Terry Pratchett?

I know of his Hog Father and Death but truthfully I could never read anything by Pratchett after trying to read his satire of Ringworld called Stratus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 09:58 AM (9ewT7)

71 Littlest Kidlet told me a couple of days ago that Terry Prattchet's version of Death is considered the best literary representation. I can see that, I think.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 09:55 AM (nC+QA)
----
Prattchet was an atheist, I believe, so he used the Anthropomorphic Representation of Death to be a kind and compassionate being over the souls of those he reaped. Not to be trifled with (as many villains found out), but ultimately on the side of humanity against the coldness of the universe.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2023 09:58 AM (YIVH2)

72 My neighbors celebrate-The Day of the Dead. They have a garden in their yard that's 25X20. They grow beautifully colored tall flowers. Today, they will cut them down and decorate tables and an alter for the party tonight. I love the picture and would hang it.

Posted by: sidney at October 31, 2023 09:59 AM (Uy/WF)

73 She's creepy and she's kooky
Mysterious and spooky
She's all together ooky
The mono brow'd young'in.
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[snap, snap]

Belongs in a museum?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 31, 2023 09:59 AM (w9Wax)

74 Frida was a Commie, but I don't like her work for purely aesthetic reasons.

No wonder the girl plays alone. If she lived in Sweden instead of Mexico, she could play with Munch's Scream Boy.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 31, 2023 09:59 AM (BHrzb)

75 Almost dialed 911 the other day. Heard screams for help and screaming. Turned out to be a Halloween decoration in a neighbor's yard. Other neighbors must have told them to cut that out till the 31st. It was gruesome.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 09:59 AM (p74to)

76 Spooks, hob goblins!

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

77 She seems nice.

Wednesday Addams cosplay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:00 AM (pYac8)

78 @41
Q: What’s the most popular dating app for skeletons in 2020?
A: The Bone Zone.

Q: Why are boy ghosts attracted to girl ghosts?
A: Because they love their Boo-bies.

Q: What makes ghosts incapable of having kids?
A: Because they have Hallow-Weenies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 10:01 AM (N39Ws)

79 Almost dialed 911 the other day. Heard screams for help and screaming.
--------------

Maybe just watching the 60 Minutes feature on Kamala

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 31, 2023 10:01 AM (sX1BW)

80 Extra snickers and butterfingers for this little girl.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2023 10:01 AM (NpAcC)

81 Wednesday Addams has better fashion sense.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:01 AM (9ewT7)

82 Ay de mí, Llorona
Llorona de azul celeste
Ay de mí, Llorona
Llorona de azul celeste....

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 10:01 AM (jRVcc)

83 RT: Mommy, can I take my Halloween mask off now? It's March.

RT Mom: uh, well...no honey, you'd better keep it on. Next Halloween is almost here!

RT: but mommy, my face gets all sweaty, chaffed, and irritated! I'm all wrinkly and gross looking!

RT Mom: right, right...the mask caused that. Well, I guess you can take it off when you sleep, but we'd better put it back on until, uh....your face is all healed.

Posted by: Young Rashida Tlaib at October 31, 2023 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

84 The German version ("Spielen ohne Grenzen") is cool.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 10:02 AM (KAi1n)

85 This is what happens when a Unibrowian from Arcturus 5 tries to get it's human host to paint.

Posted by: The Underdog Lady at October 31, 2023 10:03 AM (J+bAv)

86 Q. Why did the giant monster get charged with sexual harassment?

A. Because he kept ogreing all the pretty ghouls.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:03 AM (JrojV)

87 Jack and Jill went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came down but Jack was never found
And Jill wore creepy masks thereafter

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2023 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

88 Fright Night - a limerick

Frida Kahlo's a Halloween thriller
A frightening blood-curdling chiller
But the spookiest surprise
Hits you right between the eyes
It's that big monobrow caterpillar

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2023 10:03 AM (991eG)

89 It was gruesome.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 09:59 AM (p74to)

Modern life is weird. The other week I was puttering around the apartment and started hearing what sounded like a woman screaming. It continued so I checked the breezeway. It was coming from a neighbors apartment. It was their German shepherd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:04 AM (pYac8)

90 Her art is ugly. Just like her: Just like communism.

Posted by: Also, Frito is a dumb name. at October 31, 2023 10:04 AM (KFhLj)

91 Q. What military do spirits join?

A. The Ghost Guard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:04 AM (9ewT7)

92 A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2023 10:04 AM (oaGWv)

93 This painting was on display in both Paris and New York over the years since it's creation. It has an interesting history of being passed around to different hands. Originally, Frida gifted the painting to her friend, actress Delores del Rio, also from Mexico.

It then wound up as part of a private collection in Monterey California for some time. Today, it is on display in the Nagoya City Art Museum in Nagoya, Japan. Frida received much recognition for her emotional and symbolic paintings, including Girl with Death Mask, and her influence is still present today.
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A fuller description than my initial one at #61.
https://tinyurl.com/5y6pvv58

For Morons, Delores Del Rio in costume!
https://tinyurl.com/2p8seppx

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:04 AM (krqg6)

94 The other week I was puttering around the apartment and started hearing what sounded like a woman screaming. It continued so I checked the breezeway. It was coming from a neighbors apartment. It was their German shepherd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

There was peanut butter involved probably.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 10:04 AM (FGbUr)

95 80 Extra snickers and butterfingers for this little girl.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2023 10:01 AM (NpAcC)

If you know what's good for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:05 AM (pYac8)

96
Ayer lloraba por verte, Llorona
Hoy lloro porque te vi
Ayer lloraba por verte, Llorona
Hoy lloro porque te vi..,,

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 10:05 AM (jRVcc)

97 A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2023


***
Patron to friend: "Old Boney just can't hold his liquor"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

98 Modern life is weird. The other week I was puttering around the apartment and started hearing what sounded like a woman screaming. It continued so I checked the breezeway. It was coming from a neighbors apartment. It was their German shepherd.

Your neighbor is a yiffing degenerate who likes zoophilia and zoosadism... ???

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:05 AM (9ewT7)

99 How can she play alone? Surely, the child is a communist and we all know they're a communal people. It's right in the name!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:06 AM (ELpxa)

100
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2023 10:06 AM (MoZTd)

101 Q. What military do spirits join?

A. The Ghost Guard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023


***
What kind of car do wealthy spirits drive?

A Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

102 Ayer lloraba por verte, Llorona
Hoy lloro porque te vi
Ayer lloraba por verte, Llorona
Hoy lloro porque te vi..,,
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 10:05 AM (jRVcc)

A little re-working and it'll be an '80s New Wave hit song!

Posted by: The Knack at October 31, 2023 10:07 AM (4I/2K)

103 Q. Why do Hungarians burn zombies?
A. They like to eat ghoul-ash.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:07 AM (JrojV)

104 Morning.

Monobrow communist chick painted something I like.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at October 31, 2023 10:07 AM (JchKR)

105 Finally. Willowed:
The real kicker is finding out how much of your monthly mortgage payment goes to property taxes. Thought I was getting a 1500 raise when house was paid off...nope 700 a month in property taxes.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Heh. Proposition 13.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 10:08 AM (KAi1n)

106 No wonder the girl plays alone. If she lived in Sweden instead of Mexico, she could play with Munch's Scream Boy.
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That's who he is running from!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:08 AM (krqg6)

107 Pics of the tiny rescued black kitten (temporarily named "October" or, as someone here suggested, "Noir DuBois") have been sent to KT at the Pet Thread. Bonus: a pic of a small grayish brown bush with eyes, aka my younger adult cat Dagny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

108 I had a big row with my wife last Halloween. I yelled at her, "When you finally die, I'm getting you a headstone that says, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever'."

"Yeah well," she shouted back, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that says, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff at Last."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (N39Ws)

109 Death masks and no COVID jokes?

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (w9Wax)

110 Robert

Ran across a review on YT of JIngoku from Bushido Blues, he basically said the same thing. Skip the first hour.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (9ewT7)

111 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Ghastly. That's the word that comes to mind. Ghastly art today.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (uSHSS)

112 For Morons, Delores Del Rio in costume!
https://tinyurl.com/2p8seppx
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:04 AM (krqg6)

Here kitty kitty kitty!

Posted by: Robert at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (JchKR)

113 Remake of “A Perfect World” with a little girl of color?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (wu87C)

114 There was peanut butter involved probably.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2023 10:04 AM (FGbUr)

Nothing so salacious. They had just moved in. I saw the dog a day later and just walking, she was terrified. Tail tucked and hunched- and occasionally letting out mini yowls like i had heard before. I have never seen a GSD act that way. The people seem nice enough, so I am hoping she is a rescue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (pYac8)

115 Spouse was just reading a book about Frida Kahlo. He feels she was good draftsperson and had some good works. Her life was not easy. She was in a trolly car accident in her late 20'sor early 30's ) ( a rod went through her back and out her stomach) which caused a lot of pain and probably caused her to have miscarriages. She never had living children . She was married and divorced from Diego Rivera twice. This picture may be a reference to dead children, and of course, the Day of The Dead is a big thing in Mexico.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 10:10 AM (YRka5)

116 Delores del Rio as Leopard Woman

Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:10 AM (9ewT7)

117 The real kicker is finding out how much of your monthly mortgage payment goes to property taxes. Thought I was getting a 1500 raise when house was paid off...nope 700 a month in property taxes.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Being in NH, it's all about property tax. There is no sales tax (except on prepared food, restaurants, hotels, etc.). No income tax.

With that, my monthly property tax bill is more than my mortgage payment.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 10:11 AM (N39Ws)

118 I had a big row with my wife last Halloween. I yelled at her, "When you finally die, I'm getting you a headstone that says, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever'."

"Yeah well," she shouted back, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that says, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff at Last."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield's house. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:11 AM (uvJW5)

119 Fun Fact:

Halloween was started by German parents to explain to their kinder that the adults walking around all hungover from Oktoberfest were really ghosts and to not bother them.


Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

120 Ran across a review on YT of JIngoku from Bushido Blues, he basically said the same thing. Skip the first hour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (9ewT7)

I wouldn't say skip the first hour. Everyone is such a shitbag it's fun to see them get what they deserve.

Buddhist hell is fun!

Posted by: Robert at October 31, 2023 10:11 AM (JchKR)

121 Q. Why do Hungarians burn zombies?
A. They like to eat ghoul-ash.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

If you had played D&D, you'd know zombies and ghouls are different.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 10:11 AM (KAi1n)

122 I wonder if Comet TV will show the "Halloween" episode of Buffy tonight. Though I've seen it many times, and just recently too, it never ceases to entertain.

Before I go to bed, though, I intend to re-read that greatest of English ghost stories, M.R. James's "Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

123 The real kicker is finding out how much of your monthly mortgage payment goes to property taxes. Thought I was getting a 1500 raise when house was paid off...nope 700 a month in property taxes.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


None.
I have to come up with the taxes on my own.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:12 AM (uvJW5)

124 Propety taxes on my 50 acre hobby farm up in the ozarks with house and large shop a little over $500/year, and includes trash pickup.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 10:13 AM (pohLc)

125 Frida Kahlo was the Alger Hiss of Dalton Trumbos

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2023 10:13 AM (991eG)

126 Here kitty kitty kitty!
-------
Now I want a Jaguar!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:13 AM (krqg6)

127 Here kitty kitty kitty!
--------------
Tummy-rub Tuesdays!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:14 AM (krqg6)

128 I had a big row with my wife last Halloween. I yelled at her, "When you finally die, I'm getting you a headstone that says, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever'."

"Yeah well," she shouted back, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that says, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff at Last."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (N39Ws)

So...is the couch comfortable at least?

Posted by: Robert at October 31, 2023 10:14 AM (JchKR)

129 Before I go to bed, though, I intend to re-read that greatest of English ghost stories, M.R. James's "Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad."


My wife loves M.R. James. I've only read one of his stories, though -- "The Mezzotint." I liked it, so I'll have to read some more.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:14 AM (JrojV)

130 Now I want a Jaguar!

The wiring will frustrate you

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:14 AM (9ewT7)

131 Snowstorm this morning. About a month earlier than usual.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2023 10:14 AM (SYTee)

132 Now I want a Jaguar!
Posted by: andycanuck


I still want a volcano.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:14 AM (JrojV)

133 When we lived in CT, our property taxes were approximately $14,000/year.

We live in SD now and our property taxes are approximately $6,000/year.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 10:15 AM (gmo/4)

134 “None of them were armed, and they didn’t fire at all. We simply slaughtered them. According to the Quran, it’s forbidden.”

The Kafirs.

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

135 Halloween is designed to get the ghosts to leave and go west.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 31, 2023 10:15 AM (naiw2)

136 "We are waiting for you in all cities of the [West] Bank, from Hebron to Jenin. We will slaughter you and you will say that what Hitler did to you was a joke. We will drink your blood and we will eat your skulls. Come on, let's go, we're waiting for you."


Just your average pali arab hero, speaking what's on her mind.

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 10:16 AM (jRVcc)

137 Her life was not easy. She was in a trolly car accident in her late 20'sor early 30's ) ( a rod went through her back and out her stomach) which caused a lot of pain and probably caused her to have miscarriages. She never had living children . She was married and divorced from Diego Rivera twice. This picture may be a reference to dead children, and of course, the Day of The Dead is a big thing in Mexico.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 10:10 AM (YRka5)

Sad...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 10:16 AM (bs+z0)

138 Now I want a Jaguar!
Posted by: andycanuck


I still want a volcano.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:14 AM (JrojV)


I wish I had a watermelon.

Posted by: Stymie at October 31, 2023 10:16 AM (4I/2K)

139 {130} The wiring will frustrate you

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:14 AM (9ewT7)


Lucas Electric: The prince of sudden unexpected darkness.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 31, 2023 10:16 AM (qPw5n)

140 I had a big row with my wife last Halloween. I yelled at her, "When you finally die, I'm getting you a headstone that says, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold as Ever'."

"Yeah well," she shouted back, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that says, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff at Last."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 10:09 AM (N39Ws)

So...is the couch comfortable at least?
Posted by: Robert


*trudges out to dog house*

"Move over!"

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:16 AM (uvJW5)

141 Ay de mí, Llorona
Llorona de azul celeste
Ay de mí, Llorona
Llorona de azul celeste....
Posted by: runner

She's a blue light special?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:17 AM (FVME7)

142 We will drink your blood and we will eat your skulls.


I'm pretty sure that Jews are not halal.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:17 AM (JrojV)

143 The wiring will frustrate you

Posted by: Anna Puma

Lucas Electric: The prince of sudden unexpected darkness.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:17 AM (uvJW5)

144 Lucas Electric: The prince of sudden unexpected darkness.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 31, 2023 10:16 AM (qPw5n)

Only if you're 50 miles from nowhere and it's after midnight.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2023 10:17 AM (pohLc)

145 "Eat your skulls"

Talk about misheard lyrics, "eating out our skulls."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:18 AM (9ewT7)

146 We need common sense volcano control!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:18 AM (FVME7)

147 Lucas Electric: The prince of sudden unexpected darkness.

Hahahhaha "It's after midnight..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:19 AM (9ewT7)

148 Well that's one to put up in the nursery. Maybe if your Hamas.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2023 10:19 AM (PWGWB)

149 Stephen Green: GOOD LORD: Nightmare Wedding: Over 100 Christians Burned Alive, Iraqi Gov. Says ‘Accidental.’

https://instapundit.com/614284/

Shorter Iraq: Oopsie.

Posted by: Robert at October 31, 2023 10:19 AM (JchKR)

150 Well that's one to put up in the nursery. Maybe if your Hamas.

Too cheerful

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:19 AM (9ewT7)

151 You have to love the casual mention of cannibalism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:20 AM (pYac8)

152 When we lived in CT, our property taxes were approximately $14,000/year.

We live in SD now and our property taxes are approximately $6,000/year.

Posted by: Archer


Just got our bill in the mail.
3/2/2 on 12 acres - $3500.00
First full year. Last year was partial because of new build.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:20 AM (uvJW5)

153 The Miami Beach Police Department says that MTV star Sam Logan was robbed by a man who used the star’s social media posts to track him back to his home.

Logan, who is a member of the cast of the series Siesta Key, was reportedly confronted and robbed by an armed man on Thursday inside his recently purchased $13 million Miami Beach home in an all-cash deal, according to the New York Post.

Police identified Diego Sebastiani Estrada as the suspect who was waiting inside the mansion for Logan when the TV personality got home.

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

154 If you had played D&D, you'd know zombies and ghouls are different.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2023 10:11 AM (KAi1n)

Lol. I told Inspector that joke and he had the *exact* same response.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 10:20 AM (nC+QA)

155 My hometown is trying to make 'fetch' happen by rehabilitating the image of the pretentious communist screenwriter Dalton Trumbo. Trumbo is best known for having his picture taken, ostensibly writing a novel or screenplay while sitting in a big clawfoot bathtub. He's been preserved like that in bronze for a couple or three decades on Main Street in G. Jitty City. Probably pruned to the max by now.
F*ck him and the bathtub he rode in on.

https://is.gd/QneZrr

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (991eG)

156 Lucas Electric: The prince of sudden unexpected darkness.

Hahahhaha "It's after midnight..."


J.J. Cale owned a Jag?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (w9Wax)

157 This one's a little too close to the edge. Would skip past it in the museum with eyes averted.

Posted by: creeper at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (cTCuP)

158 Del Rio photo/costume from Journey Into Fear, another timely reference.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034922/

1943: An American ballistics expert in Turkey finds himself targeted by German agents. Safe passage home by ship is arranged for him, but he soon discovers that his pursuers are also on board.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (krqg6)

159 Eye Drops That May Blind Users Recalled; Sold At CVS, Target, Rite Aid

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

160 Say happy birthday to the Cankled never-to-be-President of the United States.

Posted by: Son of Dad at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (8JB5s)

161 "Awww, Mom! Jew skull again??"

"Spoiled child! Eat your Jew skull and be glad you have it!"

Posted by: Hamas Child at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (SYTee)

162
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2023 10:22 AM (3b4bZ)

163 Just got our bill in the mail.
3/2/2 on 12 acres - $3500.00
First full year. Last year was partial because of new build.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:20 AM (uvJW5)

Where?

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 10:22 AM (gmo/4)

164 House Speaker Mike Johnson Vows To Continue Biden Impeachment Inquiry

"There’s a lot of smoke here, and we’re going to find out very soon how big the fire is..."

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

165 Every Hamas action is downplayed, every Israeli one oversold as a war crime. Fuck Leftists.

Israel Has Killed More Kids in 3 Weeks Than Were Killed in All Global Conflicts Annually Since 2019. "One child's death is one too many, but these are grave violations of epic proportions," said the humanitarian group Save the Children. "A cease-fire is the only way to ensure their safety."

Over just a three-week period, the Israeli military has killed at least 3,195 children in the Gaza Strip—a death toll that surpasses the annual number of children killed in all of the world's armed conflict zones since 2019.

...kids make up more than 40% of the total death toll in the Gaza Strip since October 7, when Hamas launched a deadly attack on Israel that was met with a massive bombing campaign and an intensifying ground attack.

...as Israel ruthlessly bombed northern Gaza and knocked out the territory's internet...

Jason Lee, Save the Children's country director for the occupied Palestinian territory, said "This is pure horror for all children and their parents...Despite...calling for an urgent cease-fire, we are seeing an increase in military operations,"

Posted by: Intercepted CommonDreams.org Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 31, 2023 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

166 "Awww, Mom! Jew skull again??"

"Spoiled child! Eat your Jew skull and be glad you have it!"



"There are starving children in China would love to have that Jew skull!"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:23 AM (JrojV)

167 IRS Chief Hints At Possibility Audits May Rise For Americans Earning Under $400,000

.. of course, Joe Biden lied

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

168 The horror of being misgendered. (Or is that Miss Gendered?)

https://tinyurl.com/4trkwh89

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)

169 I had to look up who Sam Logan is. I still don't know who Sam Logan is but he got robbed at his $13M Miami home. Who the fuck is Sam Logan and how did he get rich?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 31, 2023 10:23 AM (naiw2)

170 For the Day of the Dead. OK, would hang.

A holiday traditionally celebrated on November 1 and 2, though other days, such as October 31 or November 6, may be included depending on the locality. It is widely observed in Mexico, where it largely developed, and is also observed in other places, especially by people of Mexican heritage. Wikipedia
Date: Wed, Nov 1, 2023 – Thu, Nov 2, 2023
Celebrations: Creation of home altars to remember the dead, traditional dishes for the Day of the Dead
Significance: Prayer and remembrance of friends and family members who have died
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All Saints' Day, also known as All Hallows' Day, the Feast of All Saints, the Feast of All Hallows, the Solemnity of All Saints, and Hallowmas, is a Christian solemnity celebrated in honor of all the saints of the Church, whether they are known or unknown. Wikipedia, Date: Wednesday, November 1, 2023

Nov. 1 is All Saints Day, a feast day observing the lives of the many saints for whom there is no specific feast day during the year. The following day, Nov. 2, marks a day of prayer for, and remembrance of, the “faithfully departed”: relatives, friends and strangers who are no longer living.

Boo!

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 31, 2023 10:24 AM (GshMh)

171 Caption:
Ay yi yi yi,
I am the Frida Bandida!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 10:24 AM (S6gqv)

172 House Speaker Mike Johnson Vows To Continue Biden Impeachment Inquiry

"There’s a lot of smoke here, and we’re going to find out very soon how big the fire is..."

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There is no smoke. Just full blow corruption. We used to call this sort of thing treason.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 31, 2023 10:24 AM (sX1BW)

173 Where?

Posted by: Archer


Unincorporated county in North Texas about a half mile from the Red River.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:24 AM (uvJW5)

174 My wife loves M.R. James. I've only read one of his stories, though -- "The Mezzotint." I liked it, so I'll have to read some more.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023


***
"Whistle" is actually disturbing and scary. There is also his "Casting the Runes," the story which inspired one of the great scary movies, Curse of the Demon.

For years I thought he was brother to William James the psychologist and Henry James the novelist, which would have been remarkable. But, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

175 Joey Bidet Inc makes Teapot Dome a tempest in a teapot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:25 AM (9ewT7)

176 "Awww, Mom! Jew skull again??"

"Spoiled child! Eat your Jew skull and be glad you have it!"
Posted by: Hamas Child at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (SYTee)

When I was your age we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow just to suicide bomb the joooooos discotheque before coming home filled with shrapnel just to share a tiny piece of skull between the ten of us AND WE WERE GRATEFUL FOR IT!

Posted by: Hamas Dad at October 31, 2023 10:25 AM (hjkVV)

177 House Speaker Mike Johnson Vows To Continue Biden Impeachment Inquiry

"There’s a lot of smoke here, and we’re going to find out very soon how big the fire is..."
Posted by: SMOD

We didn't start the fire . . .

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy and the Herd of RINOs at October 31, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)

178 Varied color palette, identifiable subject matter...this is complete shit.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at October 31, 2023 10:25 AM (II3Gr)

179 "Awww, Mom! Jew skull again??"

"Spoiled child! Eat your Jew skull and be glad you have it!"
Posted by: Hamas Child
-----------
"There are jihadists hungry in Afghanistan, you know!"

"Then let's send it to them!"

"You little bastard!"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:25 AM (krqg6)

180 Del Rio photo/costume from Journey Into Fear, another timely reference.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034922/

1943: An American ballistics expert in Turkey finds himself targeted by German agents. Safe passage home by ship is arranged for him, but he soon discovers that his pursuers are also on board.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (krqg6)


I wonder how they managed to arrange "let's get Dolores into a slinky cat outfit" to fit into that premise.

Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2023 10:26 AM (wwfd9)

181 Aviva Klompas
@AvivaKlompas
·
4h
Israel wants to send 1,200 trucks of humanitarian aid into Gaza daily. Hamas will only allow 400 because hungry Palestinians keeps the world angry at Israel.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2023 10:26 AM (TGPs7)

182 Over just a three-week period, the Israeli military has killed at least 3,195 children in the Gaza Strip



Means you don't know.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:26 AM (uvJW5)

183 No MAS HAMAS t-shirts $9.11 contact the administrator for yours strict limit 12 per order.

Posted by: Gladiolla at October 31, 2023 10:27 AM (LcRVs)

184 For years I thought he was brother to William James the psychologist and Henry James the novelist, which would have been remarkable. But, no.


He was actually a classical and Biblical scholar.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:27 AM (JrojV)

185 I'm guessing Save The Children doesn't count dead Christian girls in Africa.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:27 AM (krqg6)

186 176 "Awww, Mom! Jew skull again??"

"Spoiled child! Eat your Jew skull and be glad you have it!"
Posted by: Hamas Child at October 31, 2023 10:21 AM (SYTee)

When I was your age we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow just to suicide bomb the joooooos discotheque before coming home filled with shrapnel just to share a tiny piece of skull between the ten of us AND WE WERE GRATEFUL FOR IT!
Posted by: Hamas Dad at October 31, 2023 10:25 AM
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STOP!!!

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 31, 2023 10:28 AM (GshMh)

187 It an oddly high number, exact number.

How many Jewish/other kids were murdered on 10/7?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:28 AM (pYac8)

188 All those 'deaths' in Gaza..

Just like that church and hospital.

Heisenberg meets Schrodinger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:28 AM (9ewT7)

189 Unincorporated county in North Texas about a half mile from the Red River.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:24 AM (uvJW5)

Thanks!

I'm retiring in January and we want to move to a conservative state like SD, but warmer. I'm a little spooked about TX going purple.




Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

190 Del Rio photo/costume from Journey Into Fear, another timely reference.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034922/

1943: An American ballistics expert in Turkey finds himself targeted by German agents. Safe passage home by ship is arranged for him, but he soon discovers that his pursuers are also on board.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023


***
I read the novel many years ago. It's a fine example of the "innocent person caught up in spy and political intrigue at risk to his life" genre. I liked it better than Ambler's more famous A Coffin for Dimitrios.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:28 AM (J2vNu)

191 Only In Boston
@OnlyInBOS
A brownstone in Boston has turned their home into the "Discarded Souls of Taylor Swift" on Halloween.

https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/1719347138067382638

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2023 10:29 AM (TGPs7)

192 We live in SD now and our property taxes are approximately $6,000/year.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 10:15 AM (gmo/4)

$6200 here for our abode in NJ. Been in the house since 1974. Three bedroom ranch, full basement, 1/2 acre on a corner lot. 4 houses on the entire block. Quiet neighborhood. All houses built at different periods, not a development. Older "hood'.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 31, 2023 10:29 AM (h4nev)

193 182 Over just a three-week period, the Israeli military has killed at least 3,195 children in the Gaza Strip



Means you don't know.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:26 AM (uvJW5)
__________

Means it's not enough. I'm sure "children" means anyone under the age of 20, which includes a lot of military-aged males. Even if not, so what? Every Palestinian "child" grows up to be a Hamas terrorist. Every one. So either kill them now, or kill them later. I vote for now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 10:29 AM (iFTx/)

194 Notsocrazyjerseyguy

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:29 AM (pYac8)

195 I'm a little spooked about TX going purple.

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Its pretty red.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 31, 2023 10:30 AM (sX1BW)

196 I wonder how they managed to arrange "let's get Dolores into a slinky cat outfit" to fit into that premise.
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I'm guessing a costume party for the First Class passengers. Bad guys disguised too.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:30 AM (krqg6)

197 Over just a three-week period, the Israeli military has killed at least 3,195 children in the Gaza Strip



Means you don't know.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2023 10:26 AM (uvJW5)

Ten bucks says they got that number direct from Hamas' propaganda organ, just like the bullshit claim that Israel bombed a hospital (which wouldn't have bothered me since Hamas uses them as bases of operation, launch sites and weapons caches).

Posted by: If you can't trust Hamas' Ministry of Health and Truth who can you trust? at October 31, 2023 10:30 AM (II3Gr)

198 188 All those 'deaths' in Gaza..

Just like that church and hospital.

Heisenberg meets Schrodinger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:28 AM

If you can't trust antisemitic Leftist NGOs that called Gaza "Occupied Lands", who can you trust?

Posted by: Someone dumber than Biden and Fetterman combined at October 31, 2023 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

199 Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich
·
1h
A senior U.S. defense official confirms the 25th attack on U.S. forces in the Middle East. Tuesday morning local time, the U.S. shot down two drones outside al-Asad air base in Iraq. There were no injuries or damage to the base.
Via @Liz_Friden

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2023 10:31 AM (TGPs7)

200 > "There’s a lot of smoke here, and we’re going to find out very soon how big the fire is..."
____________

Yet, it's been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump, and his supporters engaged in a full blown insurrection that nearly toppled the government.

Smoke... fire? It's more like goddamn treason right in front of your face, idiot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2023 10:31 AM (Q4IgG)

201 I'm guessing Save The Children doesn't count dead Christian girls in Africa.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:27 AM (krqg6)

fifty

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at October 31, 2023 10:31 AM (wu87C)

202 Flip through the IMDB photos of the movie, there is one of Dolores and another actor in matching costumes. So assume she was a performer on the cruise ship

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:31 AM (9ewT7)

203 Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn't say his prayers, —
An' when he went to bed at night, away up-stairs,
His Mammy heerd him holler, an' his Daddy heerd him bawl,
An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wuzn't there at all!
An' they seeked him in the rafter-room, an' cubby-hole, an' press,
An' seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an' ever'-wheres, I guess;
But all they ever found wuz thist his pants an' roundabout: —
An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2023 10:31 AM (cRrcX)

204 Ghosts are just people who died while trying to fold a fitted sheet.

Posted by: Change my mind at October 31, 2023 10:32 AM (NBVIP)

205 He was actually a classical and Biblical scholar.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023


***
M.R., you mean? Yes, wasn't he a don at Oxford, or a highly-placed professor at another school in Britain? Writing ghost and creepy stories were a hobby of his. It was once a tradition in Britain to tell ghost stories at Christmastime, and James would often write one to be read aloud to his colleagues on Christmas Eve, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

206 A Coffin for Doritos sounds like a great Halloween salsa server!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:32 AM (krqg6)

207 Sorry Grandma! - a limerick

Through the bone chill of October's damps
By the light of our dim midnight lamps
We'll mark Halloween
The best way ever seen
We're going to be digging up Gramps

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2023 10:32 AM (991eG)

208 I'm guessing Save The Children doesn't count dead Christian girls in Africa.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:27 AM (krqg6)

fifty

fifm

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at October 31, 2023 10:32 AM (wu87C)

209 An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2023


***
Go away, live people, stop bothering the dead

Posted by: Kenneth Fearing at October 31, 2023 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

210 Israel/Ukraine Aid Dispute Puts Speaker Johnson at Odds With Biden and McConnell

-
Not so strange bedfellows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)

211 197 Over just a three-week period, the Israeli military has killed at least 3,195 children in the Gaza Strip


Even if true which I doubt. They were warned to leave for weeks.... More than the murdered children in Israel got

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 10:33 AM (bs+z0)

212 Is that her shocked face on the ground beside her?

Pretty shitty painting, but then it's Kahlo the Commie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2023 10:33 AM (0FIAn)

213 It was once a tradition in Britain to tell ghost stories at Christmastime, and James would often write one to be read aloud to his colleagues on Christmas Eve, I think.


Interesting. Was this the case pre "Christmas Carol?" Did Dickens invent the tradition, or was he continuing it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:34 AM (JrojV)

214 Even if true which I doubt. They were warned to leave for weeks.... More than the murdered children in Israel got

Yep Donna, more than Shani Louk got.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:34 AM (9ewT7)

215 210 Israel/Ukraine Aid Dispute Puts Speaker Johnson at Odds With Biden and McConnell
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Not so strange bedfellows.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:33 AM
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Posted by: Mitch McConnell Pillow Talk at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (JCZqz)

216 I liked it better than Ambler's more famous A Coffin for Dimitrios.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:28 AM (J2vNu)

I "saw" that one recently on and Old Time Radio Bitchute channel. Wasn't awful, but the hero's pathetic certainty in the virtue of the bad girl was tiring. Would be interested in Journey Into Fear.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (nC+QA)

217 Painting is garbage. No talent. None.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (QBaJw)

218 fifty

fifm
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Thanks. I was kinda wondering. Especially as it' alot more than 50 I was sure.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (krqg6)

219 Frida Kahlo was a high-functioning retard and bizarre commie. Never saw what anyone saw in her work. Early example of diversity hiring?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (iFTx/)

220 I am ready for Halloween. My desultory decorations - the purpose is entirely to let people know I am open for business - are up and the candy is purchased and in bowls. I even did leaf-blowing, not that it mattered because it rained and the wind blew and now can't tell I did anything. Despite that, I am looking forward to giving out candy this evening and seeing the costumes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (ELpxa)

221 Even if true which I doubt. They were warned to leave for weeks.... More than the murdered children in Israel got
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 10:33 AM (bs+z0)

This, Donna. Maybe they should turn that ire (if it exists) against their leaders who would not allow anyone to leave?

It's all retarded, evil, freak show kabuki.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (pYac8)

222 A Coffin for Dimitrios


Is that the same story as the film "The Mask of Dimitrios?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:36 AM (JrojV)

223 Morning all,

I have to work today which is why I'm in this art thread avoiding it.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Gina Carano's Punching Bag and Proud of It at October 31, 2023 10:36 AM (VTu1l)

224 I wouldn't believe a single thing that came out of Gaza. Not pictures, not film and certainly not anything released by Hamas.

Why isn't the place a parking lot yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2023 10:36 AM (FSWTk)

225 It was once a tradition in Britain to tell ghost stories at Christmastime, and James would often write one to be read aloud to his colleagues on Christmas Eve, I think.
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Interesting. Was this the case pre "Christmas Carol?" Did Dickens invent the tradition, or was he continuing it?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023


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I think he was continuing it, but I'm not 100% sure.

These ghost stories, I'm sure, were not gore-fests or nightmares on Elm Street in the modern fashion, but something more like Dickens' story. Though James's "Whistle" is unsettling and very creepy without being gory.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:36 AM (J2vNu)

226 I'd leave the leaves on the ground in their thousands to scare the dads taking their kids trick or treating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (pYac8)

227 Acquired after a break-in at the Museum I'm betting!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 09:56 AM (krqg6)

Or a Japanese dumpster diver with an eBay account.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (0FIAn)

228 Hey! I get a coffin but Liebowitz gets a canticle? What's up with that?

Posted by: Dimitrios at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (II3Gr)

229 Last year 4.1% of all deaths in Canada were due to MAiD (medical assistance in dying), according to the country’s health ministry. This amounts to a total of 13,241 people who died under Canada’s MAiD programme in 2022, marking a 31% rise on the previous year.

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

230 164 House Speaker Mike Johnson Vows To Continue Biden Impeachment Inquiry

"There’s a lot of smoke here, and we’re going to find out very soon how big the fire is..."
Posted by: SMOD
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I get so weary of the Stupid Party talking about looking for fires and smoking guns.

The Democrats and their goons in the media equate the lack of a video of Biden accepting stacks of hundred dollar bills and gold bars and saying, "Thank you for giving me a bribe!" as the lack of the "fire" or the "smoking gun."

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (gf7Ez)

231 I am ready for Halloween. My desultory decorations - the purpose is entirely to let people know I am open for business - are up and the candy is purchased and in bowls. I even did leaf-blowing, not that it mattered because it rained and the wind blew and now can't tell I did anything. Despite that, I am looking forward to giving out candy this evening and seeing the costumes.


I loved carving the jack-o-lantern and tacking my son trick-or-treating when he was little. Good times. I miss that now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (JrojV)

232 Even if true which I doubt. They were warned to leave for weeks.... More than the murdered children in Israel got
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And...
Madhubanti Chatterjee @MadhubantiChat3 [pro-Israel Hindu]
REPORTER : Since you have built 500km of tunnels, why haven’t you built bomb shelters where civilians can hide during bombardments?

Hamas official : It is the responsibility of the United Nations to protect them.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (krqg6)

233 Frida Kahlo was a high-functioning retard and bizarre commie. Never saw what anyone saw in her work. Early example of diversity hiring?
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (iFTx/)
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Not exactly. "Birds of a feather flock together" is probably closer. She was a commie and had a commie-friendly origin story of poverty and illness. She was a shoe-in with the fashionable red intelligentsia and cultural types.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (ELpxa)

234 Ten bucks says they got that number direct from Hamas' propaganda organ, just like the bullshit claim that Israel bombed a hospital (which wouldn't have bothered me since Hamas uses them as bases of operation, launch sites and weapons caches).

Posted by: If you can't trust Hamas' Ministry of Health and Truth who can you trust? at October 31, 2023 10:30 AM (II3Gr)

Exactly what they did. In the article that probably comes from StC admits it, as well as that they can't confirm the claim.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (nC+QA)

235 Aviva Klompas
@AvivaKlompas
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4h
Israel wants to send 1,200 trucks of humanitarian aid into Gaza daily. Hamas will only allow 400 because hungry Palestinians keeps the world angry at Israel.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Hamas: Protecting Gazans Is Not Our Job

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That's Gazan for, "You're not my supervisor!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

236 $6200 here for our abode in NJ. Been in the house since 1974. Three bedroom ranch, full basement, 1/2 acre on a corner lot. 4 houses on the entire block. Quiet neighborhood. All houses built at different periods, not a development. Older "hood'.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 31, 2023 10:29 AM (h4nev)

I'm at $10,100 in jersey. My old house was half the size on 1/2 acre and is only 5 miles down the road and was $9,700. The new place is twice the size and on 2 acres. No clue how the hell they figure taxes here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2023 10:38 AM (VwHCD)

237 Deadline: Disney Accuses Ron DeSantis And Allies Of Un-American “Ongoing Constitutional Mutiny” In Latest Legal Volley Over Theme Park District

https://tinyurl.com/2zdzjv49

Is mutiny a step up or a step down from insurrection?

Posted by: Hamas Dad at October 31, 2023 10:38 AM (hjkVV)

238 Last year 4.1% of all deaths in Canada were due to MAiD (medical assistance in dying), according to the country’s health ministry. This amounts to a total of 13,241 people who died under Canada’s MAiD programme in 2022, marking a 31% rise on the previous year.
Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (RHGPo)
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State-sanctioned murder became a prominent cause of death?

Shocking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:38 AM (ELpxa)

239 A Coffin for Dimitrios
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Is that the same story as the film "The Mask of Dimitrios?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023


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Yes. Mask was the British title of the novel and the U.S. movie, Coffin] the U.S.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:39 AM (J2vNu)

240 Disney vs Florida is becoming a definition of fanatical insanity.

Waiting for Bob Iger to order Space Mountain to be destroyed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:39 AM (9ewT7)

241 74 Frida was a Commie, but I don't like her work for purely aesthetic reasons.

No wonder the girl plays alone. If she lived in Sweden instead of Mexico, she could play with Munch's Scream Boy.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 31, 2023 09:59 AM (BHrzb)
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What about Greta? Could she play with Greta? Maybe affect the Climate by doing a rain dance with the mask?

Posted by: Every Climate-alarmed nin at October 31, 2023 10:39 AM (qfLjt)

242 Halloween is the most wonderful time of the fear.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 10:39 AM (uSHSS)

243 Deadline: Disney Accuses Ron DeSantis And Allies Of Un-American “Ongoing Constitutional Mutiny” In Latest Legal Volley Over Theme Park District

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I thought they were arguing that they were a sovereign citizen-state or something?

They want to be under the Constitution now?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:40 AM (O69GV)

244 Hey! I get a coffin but Liebowitz gets a canticle? What's up with that?
Posted by: Dimitrios at October 31, 2023


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They do stuff differently in the far future, after The Bomb.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:40 AM (J2vNu)

245 I guess we’ve found out Where The Wild Things Are.

Posted by: RI Red at October 31, 2023 10:40 AM (QLGgM)

246 Assisted suicide at 4% and a government program.

Dear God, what a world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:40 AM (pYac8)

247 224 I wouldn't believe a single thing that came out of Gaza. Not pictures, not film and certainly not anything released by Hamas.

Why isn't the place a parking lot yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2023 10:36 AM (FSWTk)
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Israel will so punish and pound Hamas that Gaza will be left a better place than it is now. Count on it. For every inch that Israel destroys, a million bucks of "aid" will flow in. More than half will be stolen before it ever reaches Gaza. The remaining amount will be mostly stolen, but some will be used to rebuild.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 10:41 AM (iFTx/)

248 Just passed a sign- not in my area- for school board candidates. It says "Teachers and staff support. ______\l for school board. Wel, if lived here that would clue me in on who NOT to vote for if I didn't know. Our school board meeting last night apparently spent almost the whole time hearing from four transgender kids and discussing the issue, Yay us!🫤

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2023 10:41 AM (itmlg)

249 Creepy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 31, 2023 10:41 AM (eYoxG)

250 Halloween in Sweden

"So who's wearing the Greta von Thule skinsuit today?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:41 AM (9ewT7)

251 No wonder the girl plays alone. If she lived in Sweden instead of Mexico

she'd be lecturing you about global warming.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2023 10:41 AM (4PZHB)

252 My standard response to Lefties complaining about the crisis in Gaza (or whatever "Palastinian" lands) has evolved to "Israel declared war. If the elected government of the area (Hamas) can't protect their people, they need to surrender."

The "Palestinian" people will certainly be treated better than the Israelis would if THEY surrendered.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 31, 2023 10:42 AM (JCZqz)

253 Is that the same story as the film "The Mask of Dimitrios?"
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Even better! The Mask of Doritos for the chips; and the coffin for the salsa so we'll end up with Dimitrios and the Gladiators!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:42 AM (krqg6)

254 Halloween in Sweden

"So who's wearing the Greta von Thule skinsuit today?"


Not me. I've got my lutefisk costume all set to go.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:42 AM (JrojV)

255 "Teachers and staff support. ______\l for school board."

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Take names.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:42 AM (O69GV)

256 Deadline: Disney Accuses Ron DeSantis And Allies Of Un-American “Ongoing Constitutional Mutiny” In Latest Legal Volley Over Theme Park District
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In its latest filing in the company’s federal lawsuit against the governor and presidential candidate, Disney’s legal team wrote that DeSantis and his allies “openly reject the foundational First Amendment rule that a state cannot deploy its official powers to punish the expression of disfavored political viewpoints. Consistent with that outlook, their motion to dismiss rests explicitly on the premise that states are free to wield the ‘structure and composition’ of representative political institutions as cudgels against those who express opinions not acceptable to the ruling party.”

Except that Reedy Creek is not Disney, and Disney's speech cannot be impaired through changes to - or even dissolution of - Reedy Creek, since Reedy Creek is independent of the Corporation.

For Disney to make this argument, it must acknowledge that Reedy Creek was in fact *not* independent and that Disney was illegally controlling a government entity. This has always been the primary problem with this suit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:42 AM (ELpxa)

257 Off Hamas Dad sock!

Posted by: Robert at October 31, 2023 10:42 AM (hjkVV)

258 Per TGP: Millions of fruit flies to be harvested off military base and dropped in Los Angeles.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 10:43 AM (68ETX)

259 Do they count all suicides or just where the government encouraged and helped?

Damn, this is evil.

And think about this, for the woke commies, that is it for these beings. No afterlife, no higher power. Just fucking evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:43 AM (pYac8)

260 Mrs D said our Jack-o-lantern was broken and I needed to go get a new one. I told her no, I'd just use a pumpkin patch.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 10:43 AM (uSHSS)

261 Mrs D said our Jack-o-lantern was broken and I needed to go get a new one. I told her no, I'd just use a pumpkin patch.



Make sure it's sincere!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (JrojV)

262 I've never liked Frida Kahlo's work. It seems way too self-obsessed, for one thing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (H9sxy)

263 Per TGP: Millions of fruit flies to be harvested off military base and dropped in Los Angeles.

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I'm shocked that LA doesn't have sufficient fruit flies. We can't leave fresh fruit out without needing flypaper, and we're far from the ideal climate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (O69GV)

264 For Disney to make this argument, it must acknowledge that Reedy Creek was in fact *not* independent and that Disney was illegally controlling a government entity. This has always been the primary problem with this suit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:42 AM (ELpxa)

Quiet, peasant.

Posted by: Bob, Lord Iger at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (hjkVV)

265 Diego Rivera was attracted to Frida because she had a mustache and eyebrows like Stalin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (OK0jK)

266
Y'know who Freida Kahlo had more mustache than?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (p74to)



Her eyebrow?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (QzZeQ)

267 The National Archives’ stunning admission that it has located 82,000 pages of potentially government-related emails from Joe Biden’s pseudonymous private accounts not only threatens to supplant Hillary Clinton in the annals of email scandals, it could also provide a boon to the ongoing federal and congressional investigations into the Biden family.

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

268 Quiet, peasant.
Posted by: Bob, Lord Iger at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (hjkVV)
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Don't get to uppity, Bob.

Posted by: Nelson Peltz at October 31, 2023 10:45 AM (ELpxa)

269 233 Frida Kahlo was a high-functioning retard and bizarre commie. Never saw what anyone saw in her work. Early example of diversity hiring?
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 10:35 AM (iFTx/)
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Not exactly. "Birds of a feather flock together" is probably closer. She was a commie and had a commie-friendly origin story of poverty and illness. She was a shoe-in with the fashionable red intelligentsia and cultural types.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (ELpxa)
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And the fact that she Kamala-ed a fat, old, much-more-prominent artist didn't hurt either . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 10:45 AM (iFTx/)

270 The National Archives’ stunning admission that it has located 82,000 pages of potentially government-related emails from Joe Biden’s pseudonymous private accounts not only threatens to supplant Hillary Clinton in the annals of email scandals, it could also provide a boon to the ongoing federal and congressional investigations into the Biden family.
Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (RHGPo)
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LOL. They were just E-Mails about his granddaughters to colleagues. No ill intent, no deliberate action. No reasonable prosecutor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:45 AM (ELpxa)

271 265 Diego Rivera was attracted to Frida because she had a mustache and eyebrows like Stalin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 10:44 AM (OK0jK)

Ridiculously dyed?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:45 AM (pYac8)

272 So what's the latest release date for your Snow White movie Bob?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:45 AM (9ewT7)

273 Police Say Man Who Shot Himself at Colorado Amusement Park May Have Been Planning on Carrying Out Massacre but Changed Mind

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It was at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park which is a pretty cool place, at least my kids liked it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:46 AM (FVME7)

274 I loved carving the jack-o-lantern and tacking my son trick-or-treating when he was little. Good times. I miss that now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2023 10:37 AM (JrojV)


When our two boys were little, I would take them out trick or treating with some of the other dads in the neighborhood and their kids. We'd have little wagons to pull the kids around in when they got tired, and a wagon to pull a cooler with a 12-pack for all the dads. Great times. I miss those days.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 10:46 AM (gmo/4)

275 Mrs D said our Jack-o-lantern was broken and I needed to go get a new one. I told her no, I'd just use a pumpkin patch.
Posted by: Diogenes

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If she didn't laugh at that she must be out of her gourd!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2023 10:46 AM (991eG)

276 And the fact that she Kamala-ed a fat, old, much-more-prominent artist didn't hurt either . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 31, 2023 10:45 AM (iFTx/)
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That it didn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2023 10:46 AM (ELpxa)

277 Girl with Death Mask (She Plays Alone)
Frida Kahlo

Her name? Cheese.




because the cheese stands alone.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2023 10:46 AM (FCbAQ)

278 So...Salon has an article up "analyzing" the Common Dreams propaganda I posted above. The article starts with a Getty Images photo with the caption: Palestinians who lost their lives in Israeli attacks are buried in mass graves as Israeli attacks continue on the 24th day in Deir al Balah, Gaza on October 30, 2023. (Ashraf Amra/Anadolu via Getty Images)

https://tinyurl.com/4psz4e4u
The URL even says "Palestinian Mass Graves". I'm no mass grave expert...but that's not what the work project looks like to me. Any engineer morons that can weigh in?

Posted by: Intercepted Salon Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 31, 2023 10:47 AM (JCZqz)

279 Hammer horror films were heavy on decolletage.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 10:47 AM (p74to)

280 That is one good thing about the hard freeze this morning and over the next couple of days: a lot of the bugs will die. They have been really bad this year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:47 AM (pYac8)

281 Following Maine shooting suspect Robert Card’s mid-July evaluation at a West Point hospital, the U.S. Army decided he should not take part in “live fire activity” or handle guns and ammunition.

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

282 For science-fiction creepiness, there is Stephen Vincent Benet's poem "Nightmare Number Three" and 'Metropolitan Nightmare." Those are poems, non-rhyming, but read like short stories.

I know Stephen King is not well thought of here. But his early short stories "Trucks" (ignore that Maximum Overdrive flick), "Battleground," and "The Boogeyman," as well as the short coda to Salem's Lot, "One for the Road," show his real talent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:48 AM (J2vNu)

283 It was at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park which is a pretty cool place, at least my kids liked it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:46 AM (FVME7)

The reported suicide note is *very* strange. "I'm not a killer (or monster, I forget which) I just wanted to see the caverns."

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 10:48 AM (nC+QA)

284 Police Say Man Who Shot Himself at Colorado Amusement Park May Have Been Planning on Carrying Out Massacre but Changed Mind


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I'm getting tired of the wall-to-wall coverage of the mass shooting in Broward County, FL where 16 people were injured and two were killed, one of which was a 14 year old boy.

The poor kid's parent had just recently lost another child to a shooting, too.

Wait, what? You haven't heard about Tyrell? Weird.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:49 AM (O69GV)

285 LOL. They were just E-Mails about his granddaughters to colleagues.

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I text a lot of funny animal stuff to my daughters, frequently sourced from the Cafe threads. I'm sure Joe's were a lot the same.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:49 AM (FVME7)

286 2021 Tokyo Japan had The Joker on a train.

24 year old figured after being fired and his girl dumping him after 4 years to marry someone else decided to take a few others with him on Halloween.

Dressed in green and purple. Stabbed a guy on a train and then set a whole car afire. Luckily no one died in the rampage. And instead of a quick judicial death, he got 25 years in prison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:49 AM (9ewT7)

287 Why did the mummy become a detective? Because he was good at "unraveling" mysteries.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 10:49 AM (uSHSS)

288 Hammer horror films were heavy on decolletage.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023 10:47 AM (p74to)


I just watched The Vampire Lovers last night and ... can confirm.

Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2023 10:49 AM (wwfd9)

289 When our two boys were little, I would take them out trick or treating with some of the other dads in the neighborhood and their kids. We'd have little wagons to pull the kids around in when they got tired, and a wagon to pull a cooler with a 12-pack for all the dads. Great times. I miss those days.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2023 10:46 AM (gmo/4)

We live near a lot of subdivisions. Great for trick or treating. So many coolers with adult goodies. Oh, and I suppose the kids have fun, too.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (KbCG3)

290 Mrs D said our Jack-o-lantern was broken and I needed to go get a new one. I told her no, I'd just use a pumpkin patch.
Posted by: Diogenes
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If she didn't laugh at that she must be out of her gourd!
Posted by: Muldoon
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This needs to be squashed immediately, CBD!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (krqg6)

291 Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:49 AM (O69GV)

So it was a gang fight!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (nC+QA)

292 A Maine sheriff's office released new documents Monday that detail two past complaints about Robert Card that give a fuller picture of his mental health struggles and law enforcement's failed attempts to contact him before he fatally shot 18 people and wounded 13 others in Lewiston last week. The documents released by the Sagadahoc County Sheriff's Office say Card was hearing voices and struggling with paranoia and that, according to the U.S. Army Reserve, he recently told a friend he was "going to shoot up the drill center at Saco and other places."

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

293 281 Following Maine shooting suspect Robert Card’s mid-July evaluation at a West Point hospital, the U.S. Army decided he should not take part in “live fire activity” or handle guns and ammunition.
Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:48 AM (RHGPo)

Ya' think ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (bs+z0)

294
Little girl was the living dead
Little girl had a skull for a head
It was hard as gemstone
With no hair only bone
Nothing to sniff, so Joe Biden fled!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (QzZeQ)

295 Ack! Previous was a *question* not an exclamation.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (nC+QA)

296 It's really too bad that Robert Card showed not symptoms before the shootings .. Oh, wait

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

297 Hammer horror films were heavy on decolletage.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 31, 2023


***
Something for Dad to enjoy wholeheartedly while the kids enjoyed the horror elements in the film!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2023 10:52 AM (J2vNu)

298 If she didn't laugh at that she must be out of her gourd!
Posted by: Muldoon
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This needs to be squashed immediately, CBD!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (krqg6)
***

Mrs D says my jokes are like a tiny skeleton. They are just a little humorous.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 10:52 AM (uSHSS)

299 Burma-Shave

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:52 AM (RHGPo)

300 Extremists everywhere you look!

ADL Removes "Libs of TikTok" Founder From Extremism List After Threat of Legal Action

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7)

301 So it was a gang fight!

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Apparently a 3am block party with hundreds of participants.

A 14 year old was kilt.

Imagine being surprised when you allow your 14 year old to hang out with gangstas at 3am and he ends up shot, just like your other kid.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:52 AM (O69GV)

302 Sterile male fruit flies. Must be a Hollywood thing.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2023 10:52 AM (4PZHB)

303 The URL even says "Palestinian Mass Graves". I'm no mass grave expert...but that's not what the work project looks like to me. Any engineer morons that can weigh in?
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They have to move all the bodies of dead Native Canadian kids murdered by nuns since 1880 first before they can plow-in the Hamas kids.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:53 AM (krqg6)

304 Still, though. A mass shooting, though. At a party. And crickets.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:53 AM (O69GV)

305 Can we use Faraday's Right-hand Rule to give people The Finger without seeming rude and to sow confusion?

Posted by: Every Climate-alarmed nincompoop at October 31, 2023 10:53 AM (qfLjt)

306 Katyn Forest
Babi Yar

Those were mass graves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:54 AM (9ewT7)

307 Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

I notice that the total killed and wounded have both dropped significantly since the early reports that are what everyone will remember.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 10:54 AM (nC+QA)

308 2 Kamala weenie!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 09:48 AM (krqg6)

LOL

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 10:54 AM (LdYi7)

309 A top advisor to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has reportedly admitted that corruption is so rampant in the wartorn former Soviet state that officials are “stealing like there’s no tomorrow”. Speaking anonymously to Time magazine, what is alleged to be a top presidential advisor to Zelensky said that the Ukrainian government’s efforts to stamp out corruption have proved fruitless, given that they were implemented too late to have any impact.

Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

310 https://tinyurl.com/4psz4e4u
The URL even says "Palestinian Mass Graves". I'm no mass grave expert...but that's not what the work project looks like to me. Any engineer morons that can weigh in?
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And they're moving the bodies by garbage truck? [See the yellow truck, left.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:55 AM (krqg6)

311 given that they were implemented too late to have any impact.
Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

Oh well, might as well stop trying, amirite?

Also: we need to keep sending them money, right mitch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2023 10:56 AM (pYac8)

312 A top advisor to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has reportedly admitted that corruption is so rampant in the wartorn former Soviet state that officials are “stealing like there’s no tomorrow”. Speaking anonymously to Time magazine, what is alleged to be a top presidential advisor to Zelensky said that the Ukrainian government’s efforts to stamp out corruption have proved fruitless, given that they were implemented too late to have any impact.

Posted by: SMOD

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"Well duh. Why do you think everyone from the Speaker of the House to the head of the Teachers Union is going over there to make connections?"
- Everyone in D.C.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:56 AM (O69GV)

313 281 Following Maine shooting suspect Robert Card’s mid-July evaluation at a West Point hospital, the U.S. Army decided he should not take part in “live fire activity” or handle guns and ammunition.
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A chyron here reported the family reported safety concerns about him five months before the shooting.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:56 AM (krqg6)

314 292 A Maine sheriff's office released new documents Monday that detail two past complaints about Robert Card that give a fuller picture of his mental health struggles and law enforcement's failed attempts to contact him before he fatally shot 18 people and wounded 13 others in Lewiston last week. The documents released by the Sagadahoc County Sheriff's Office say Card was hearing voices and struggling with paranoia and that, according to the U.S. Army Reserve, he recently told a friend he was "going to shoot up the drill center at Saco and other places."
Posted by: SMOD at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

Once again - LEO failed civilians. How about instead of passing more restricting gun laws, we start teaching people how to be responsible users. Sure would have been nice to have 5-10 conceal carriers at the restaurant and bowling alley.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 10:56 AM (N39Ws)

315 Spacechatter.com: NASA’s X-Ray Telescopes Unveil Ghostly Bones Of ‘Cosmic Hand’

https://tinyurl.com/3uay2jx5

Sidebar worthy.

Via Drudge.

Posted by: Bob, Lord Iger at October 31, 2023 10:56 AM (hjkVV)

316 Off Iger sock!

Posted by: Robert at October 31, 2023 10:57 AM (hjkVV)

317 But Gaylord tried to cut off funding to Kharzi in Kabul because of corruption.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:57 AM (9ewT7)

318 Per TGP: Millions of fruit flies to be harvested off military base and dropped in Los Angeles.

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 31, 2023 10:43 AM (68ETX)

Wouldn't they be happier in Frisco?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2023 10:57 AM (0FIAn)

319 when I was a wee tyke on halloween, my parents would just push me and my brother out the day with a paper mache' pumpkin to get treats and some cheesy costume with a serial killer mask. They'd stay and hand out treats; we'd join up with some roving mob of about 20 other kids and rampage through the neighborhood. In those days there were about 3 or 4 of those mobs going through most suburban neighborhoods that night... it was great fun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 10:58 AM (i9ffA)

320 Sterile male fruit flies

So frustrated flies

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2023 10:58 AM (9ewT7)

321 "Well duh. Why do you think everyone from the Speaker of the House to the head of the Teachers Union is going over there to make connections?"
- Everyone in D.C.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - If you're on a well, make sure you've got a spare pressure switch at October 31, 2023 10:56 AM (O69GV)

Zelensky owns how many seaside homes in Europe and beyond? How many shopping trips to Paris has his wife gone on? Yet they want the US taxpayers to cover their pension costs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2023 10:59 AM (N39Ws)

322 AOS does mot load properly..,,

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2023 10:59 AM (faBWN)

323 315 Spacechatter.com: NASA’s X-Ray Telescopes Unveil Ghostly Bones Of ‘Cosmic Hand’
https://tinyurl.com/3uay2jx5
Sidebar worthy.
Via Drudge.
Posted by: Bob, Lord Iger at October 31, 2023 10:56 AM (hjkVV)

cosmic hand reaching for the cosmic chili dog.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 10:59 AM (i9ffA)

324 Shootin' blanks!

Posted by: Male Fruit Flies at October 31, 2023 10:59 AM (4I/2K)

325 >>>Girl with Death Mask
The flower is a nice touch.

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 10:59 AM (LdYi7)

326 Pittsburgh Public Schools Spend $50k to Rid Math of White Supremacy

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I assume they'll just eliminate the answer key so everybody can always be right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 11:00 AM (FVME7)

327 Spacechatter.com: NASA’s X-Ray Telescopes Unveil Ghostly Bones Of ‘Cosmic Hand’

https://tinyurl.com/3uay2jx5

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That'll look pretty sweet on my van.

Posted by: Manos at October 31, 2023 11:00 AM (hCzfy)

328 --------
They have to move all the bodies of dead Native Canadian kids murdered by nuns since 1880 first before they can plow-in the Hamas kids.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:53 AM (krqg6)


I guffawed out loud. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2023 11:01 AM (FCbAQ)

329 325 >>>Girl with Death Mask
The flower is a nice touch.
Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 10:59 AM (LdYi7)

"I kill him; I kill him not. I kill him; I kill him not...."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 11:01 AM (i9ffA)

330 Nood punk monkey

Posted by: Robert at October 31, 2023 11:01 AM (hjkVV)

331 298 If she didn't laugh at that she must be out of her gourd!
Posted by: Muldoon
========
This needs to be squashed immediately, CBD!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 10:51 AM (krqg6)
***

Mrs D says my jokes are like a tiny skeleton. They are just a little humorous.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2023 10:52 AM (uSHSS)
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Gourds?
Cook your bit

Posted by: Ciampino - Life's a witch, and then you fly. at October 31, 2023 11:02 AM (qfLjt)

332 A chyron here reported the family reported safety concerns about him five months before the shooting.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2
023 10:56 AM (krqg6)

Same with Cruz in Florida. *He* had begged them to lock him up, saying he was worried he'd do something violent after losing his mother. Authorities claimed they couldn't, even though he had money to pay for the care (which further shows TPTB *wanted* a bad outcome). They got his brother locked down on an "observation hold" damn quick after the shooting though. Which shows the protestations of inability before were just lies.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2023 11:02 AM (nC+QA)

333 329 325 >>>Girl with Death Mask
The flower is a nice touch.
Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 10:59 AM (LdYi7)

"I kill him; I kill him not. I kill him; I kill him not...."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2023 11:01 AM (i9ffA)

Boo!!!

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 11:02 AM (LdYi7)

334 The flower is a nice touch.
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The little [girl] is holding a yellow blossom in her hands which resembles the tagete bloom that Mexicans put on graves at the "Day of the Dead" festival.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 11:02 AM (krqg6)

335 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 11:03 AM (tjClK)

336 334 The flower is a nice touch.
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The little [girl] is holding a yellow blossom in her hands which resembles the tagete bloom that Mexicans put on graves at the "Day of the Dead" festival.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 11:02 AM (krqg6)

huh
Boo!!!

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 11:03 AM (LdYi7)

337 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 11:03 AM (tjClK)

338 I guffawed out loud. Does that make me a bad person?
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Yes, both of us.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 11:03 AM (krqg6)

339 335 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2023 11:03 AM (tjClK)

Not!

Posted by: m at October 31, 2023 11:04 AM (LdYi7)

340 So it was a gang fight!

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A dispute among social clubs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 31, 2023 11:04 AM (FVME7)

341 desocked

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 31, 2023 12:48 PM (krqg6)

342 You asked for art recommendations? I am really enjoying the works of Bo Bartlett, a painter in the American Realist style. I'm not sure if you've featured him before. "The American" and "Halloween" are notable pieces IMHO.

Another artist I recommend is Akira Yonekawa. He works in a more comic-style similar to old 50s and 60s American comics. Search for "Uncle Jerry" for an example of the worlds oldest hipster (think Magoo with tats).

I'd post URLs but the system here don't like 'em, so you'll have to use some "search fu" to find their respective artworks.

Enjoy!

Posted by: ZilWerks at October 31, 2023 12:50 PM (0MpOC)

343 She's Dead Jim

Posted by: Tama the Drongo Bird at October 31, 2023 05:41 PM (wGqjj)

344 Ӏt's hard to come by well-informеd people
in this particular topic, һowever, you seem like you know what y᧐u're talking aboսt!
Thanks

Posted by: bovine at November 01, 2023 01:09 AM (Yua+T)

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