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US Asks Israel to Delay Ground Invasion... Because We're Not Prepared to Defend Our Foreign Bases from Terrorists

Our "military" has been focusing on more serious matter, like pride flags and drag queens visiting the bases.

This is pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. However, I am not sure that the Biden Administration isn't just pressuring Israel to delay for other reasons as well, given their neverending expressions of concern for Gaza.

[Quoting the WSJ:]
Israel has agreed, for now, to a request from the U.S. to get its air defenses in place to protect U.S. troops in the region ahead of an expected ground invasion of Gaza, U.S. and Israeli officials said.

The Pentagon is scrambling to deploy nearly a dozen air-defense systems to the region, including for U.S. troops serving in Iraq, Syria, Kuwait, Jordan, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, to protect them from missiles and rockets. U.S. officials have so far persuaded the Israelis to hold off until those pieces can be placed, as early as later this week.

Did we have to borrow them from Ukraine?

This could be a lie -- this could just be Biden making up excuses why Israel can't attack now.

David Strom also quotes Axios, reporting that Biden is doing exactly what everyone suspected he was doing:

President Biden is taking a dual-track approach to the Gaza crisis -- standing staunchly beside Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in public while trying to hold him back in private.


Biden's approval rating hits a new low in the Gallup poll. He's been at 37% in other polls, but this is the first time he's dropped so low in the Gallup poll.

He's losing support from... Democrats.

President Joe Biden's job approval rating among Democrats has tumbled 11 percentage points in the past month to 75%, the worst reading of his presidency from his own party. This drop has pushed his overall approval rating down four points to 37%, matching his personal low.
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At the same time, Biden's approval among independents has declined four points, to 35%, while Republicans' rating remains unchanged, at just 5%. ...

Gallup says Democrats are defecting over anger about Biden expressing support for Israel. That support is insincere and hollow, as the Biden Administration itself leaks to Axios that he's expressing support publicly while restraining Israel privately -- they want to get the word out to their zombies that he does not really support Israel -- but that's still too much support for them.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Omar the tent maker at October 26, 2023 05:21 PM (/6GbT)

2 He's losing support from... Democrats.

At this point...does anyone else support him? Where else could he lose it from? The dead vote?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (xleSC)

3 We can't find a better definition for pretextual than this.

Posted by: Jim at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (zhWvq)

4 Traitor Joe and the child screwing communist junta doing the job they were meant to... destroy America and the west.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (17s+e)

5 Notice none of the celebidiots or usual crowd doesn't have an Israeli flag on their social media. Man, it would sure be nice to have not wasted billions and precious ammo on Uksilvania.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (GwxCX)

6 Dear Z-man,

Kan we pleez has sum of ar break-em toys back?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (bNf8H)

7 >>>He's losing support from... Democrats.
=====================
They will love the tape of Biden blackmailing Ukraine for his 10%

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (rNGRC)

8 *Throws away the previous posts*

FIRST!

Posted by: Jamaal Bowman at October 26, 2023 05:24 PM (9p+PF)

9 Actually Joey "Jew Hater" Biden is taking three tack path. He is also giving Iran and hamas billions to keep attacking Israel.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 26, 2023 05:24 PM (17s+e)

10 The dead vote?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (xleSC)

The dead and electron votes are his biggest supporters

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 26, 2023 05:24 PM (/6GbT)

11 Off topic but presented for your enjoyment: this epic trolling of Eric Swallwell by the new speaker of the house Mike Johnson (trolling was committed back in '21). I am REALLY starting to like the cut of Johnson's Jib:

https://tinyurl.com/ybf7t3sb

Posted by: neverBiden at October 26, 2023 05:25 PM (eIGHH)

12 At this point...does anyone else support him? Where else could he lose it from? The dead vote?
Posted by: Moron Analyst


No, just the administrative state but they control a lot and can spin up the true believers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (IG4Id)

13 Off topic but presented for your enjoyment: this epic trolling of Eric Swallwell by the new speaker of the house Mike Johnson (trolling was committed back in '21). I am REALLY starting to like the cut of Johnson's Jib:

https://tinyurl.com/ybf7t3sb

Posted by: neverBiden
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OH NOES!!! This will really upset those neverTrumpers and Florida Beavis posters.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (17s+e)

14 Zilensky would be seriously butthurt if the graft is reduced in any way

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (/6GbT)

15 US Asks Israel to Delay Ground Invasion... Because We're Not Prepared to Defend Our Foreign Bases from Terrorists


I pray Israel to tells them to GFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (WI7ox)

16 This could be a lie -- this could just be Biden making up excuses why Israel can't attack now.
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Have the progs run out of luminaries they can send to show support, guaranteeing that Israel doesn't act while they are visiting?

Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (Dnobf)

17 The squad plus Thomas Massie voted against the "Stand With Israel" resolution in the House.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2023 05:27 PM (rNGRC)

18 To round out this day of revulsion, I see that the American Lysenko is getting an ethics award.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8axvwk

Posted by: Paco at October 26, 2023 05:27 PM (njExo)

19 11 Off topic but presented for your enjoyment: this epic trolling of Eric Swallwell by the new speaker of the house Mike Johnson (trolling was committed back in '21). I am REALLY starting to like the cut of Johnson's Jib:

https://tinyurl.com/ybf7t3sb
Posted by: neverBiden at October 26, 2023 05:25 PM

Oh gods, no! It's mean tweets all over again! Quick, to the fainting couch!!!

Posted by: GOPe NeverTrump failure Inc, reaching for their smelling salts at October 26, 2023 05:28 PM (xleSC)

20 run out of luminaries they can send to show support, guaranteeing that Israel doesn't act while they are visiting?
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (Dnobf)

Whoops!

Posted by: Israeli jdam at October 26, 2023 05:28 PM (/6GbT)

21 "Gallup says Democrats are defecting over anger about Biden expressing support for Israel."

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Even if it's *wink wink* "support for Israel"?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2023 05:28 PM (pIx7m)

22 FBI runs the military so pathetic.

BUT, while Israel defers to the US allowing them/us time to get our shit together they (Israel) continue to soften up the target.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 05:30 PM (MHnCY)

23 Natasha Cloud
@T_Cloud4
·
5h
As an pro athlete I will lose deals because of my support of Palestine. I won’t get certain endorsements sponsorships because of my stance moving forward. I knowingly take food out of my families mouths in hopes that another can eat.

I choose my moral compass over money.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 26, 2023 05:30 PM (TGPs7)

24 Get ready for the sucker punch...this is just the setup.
Ukraine was the first blow, Israel is the second, the Sunday Punch is coming next.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 26, 2023 05:30 PM (xcxpd)

25 Democrats stabbing allies in the back in a moment of crisis?

Heaven forfend!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2023 05:31 PM (RIvkX)

26 Do we have any weapons left or have we given them all to Ukraine?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2023 05:31 PM (NpAcC)

27 Poor babies have only been given billions and more billions of dollars. They have every right to be mad. Said Hams probably

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 26, 2023 05:31 PM (ytSiK)

28 23 Natasha Cloud
As an pro athlete I will lose deals because of my support of Palestine. I won’t get certain endorsements sponsorships because of my stance moving forward. I knowingly take food out of my families mouths in hopes that another can eat.

I choose my moral compass over money.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 26, 2023 05:30 PM

Yass qween, slay!!!! Stunning AND brave!!

Posted by: Colin Kaeperdick at October 26, 2023 05:31 PM (xleSC)

29 All the more reason to stay out of it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 26, 2023 05:32 PM (Encbn)

30 DC is pretty much dumping gasoline on anything that looks like it will cost us money.

Posted by: pawn at October 26, 2023 05:32 PM (5g9YU)

31 Natasha Cloud

Who?

Posted by: spindrift at October 26, 2023 05:32 PM (AUkrG)

32 So democrats support terrorists.. that what I'm getting from Gallup?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 26, 2023 05:32 PM (/6GbT)

33 I pray Israel to tells them to GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (WI7ox)
===

At some point they must realize they are on their own.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2023 05:33 PM (RIvkX)

34 Because We're Not Prepared to Defend Our Foreign Bases from Terrorists
—Disinformation Expert Ace

Should not have sent all our ordnance to ammo dumps in Ukraine to be blown up by Russia. Might be a leadership problem if we cannot even guard the gates.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2023 05:33 PM (cOq4q)

35 This should give lil' Ben Shapiro enough time to go enlist, right?

They're doing to make the US so intertwined in this, deliberately, when the next Gulf of Tonkin happens while Israel is in Gaza, we call up all those red state sons to go die in Iran or hey, looks like there's attacks going on in Syria right now, they'll go there to defend Conoco Phillips.

Just tell the world to fuck off and let them burn it down, I don't care anymore. Japan, you're cool. Hungary, you're cool too. Poland, I am disappoint. India you're kinda cool but your call centers make it really hard to defend you. Australia is fake and gay.

Posted by: UwU_Power at October 26, 2023 05:34 PM (AuoWf)

36 We stab our allies in the back. Israel should know this by now.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2023 05:34 PM (KiuiP)

37 Obvious lie. We had plenty of time to harden our bases( which should be properly defended in any case)

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 05:34 PM (FQmDC)

38 CAIR warns against backlash from tomorrow's terror attack.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 26, 2023 05:34 PM (aD39U)

39 At some point they must realize they are on their own.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2023 05:33 PM (RIvkX)

Especially when we give them money AND give money to the people trying to erase them

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 26, 2023 05:35 PM (/6GbT)

40 Newsom / Laphonza 2024

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

41 >>> President Joe Biden's job approval rating among Democrats...

"Job approval rating"

Must not be letting enough illegal aliens in and castrating enough children.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2023 05:35 PM (cOq4q)

42 Hey Bibi, don't trust Joe.
We can't even trust Joe, and we're Americans.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2023 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

43 Israel should broadcast the atrocities far in wide. I know this was discussed the other day but it is important. Already in real time the atrocities were denied and minimized. Rub peoples noses in it.

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 05:36 PM (FQmDC)

44 Approval polls don't matter anymore.

Biden will be """re-elected,""" because the votes will be "fortified" as necessary to guarantee it.

Expect 100 million votes this time! Historic!

Posted by: reason at October 26, 2023 05:36 PM (fO4iR)

45 Disinformation Expert Ace

Should not have sent all our ordnance to ammo dumps in Ukraine to be blown up by Russia. Might be a leadership problem if we cannot even guard the gates.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butche
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From last night, we're reinforcing a direct north - south line between Iran and Israel. Saudi Arabia is on the west side of that line.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 05:36 PM (MHnCY)

46 Those terrorists will definitely back off when they see those missile batteries.

Posted by: pawn at October 26, 2023 05:37 PM (5g9YU)

47
He's losing support from... Democrats.

My leftist sister is attempting to restore ties. Ain't gonna happen until she takes down her Ukraine flag on FB and supports Israel.

That's what I hope for -- but in reality she'll replace her 'Hate has no Home Here' lawn sign with 'From the River to the Sea'.

Geez, at least the Nazi's were a just a little bit embarrassed about killing millions of Jews and tried to hide it. Hamas has no such desire.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2023 05:37 PM (enJYY)

48 And in return, this dragon... it leaves your villages and crops unburned... Your king has made a pact with a monster!

Posted by: Ulrich the Sorceror at October 26, 2023 05:37 PM (pIx7m)

49 One month from now: Press secretary stupid black gay immigrant affirmative action hire, says "Israel has invaded the Gaza strip with no provocation. The president abhors Israel's actions."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 26, 2023 05:37 PM (17s+e)

50 America… the best ally ever!!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2023 05:37 PM (PCK5/)

51 US Asks Israel to Delay Ground Invasion... Because We're Not Prepared to Defend Our Foreign Bases from Terrorists

I pray Israel to tells them to GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (WI7ox)
........

Yeah, what are we gonna do, NOT defend them?

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2023 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

52 The monster here is Biden's USA. FYI

Posted by: Ulrich the Sorceror at October 26, 2023 05:38 PM (pIx7m)

53 At some point they must realize they are on their own.
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The problem is that we are their supply line. At some point they're going to run out of bombs to drop, and more importantly, missiles for iron dome.

Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2023 05:38 PM (Dnobf)

54 50 America… the best ally ever!!!!
Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2023 05:37 PM (PCK5/)

America: No worse friend, no better enemy,

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 26, 2023 05:39 PM (xcxpd)

55 they're going to run out of bombs to drop, and more importantly, missiles for iron dome.
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2023 05:38 PM (Dnobf)

I'm surprised they haven't produced their own stuff, but I guess it's expensive as hell. Seems they take our aircraft and make them better

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 26, 2023 05:40 PM (/6GbT)

56 Zilensky would be seriously butthurt if the graft is reduced in any way
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 26,


It won't.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at October 26, 2023 05:40 PM (/qa9n)

57 "missiles for iron dome"

The Iron Dome missile is made in Israel.

Posted by: pawn at October 26, 2023 05:41 PM (5g9YU)

58 Yeah, what are we gonna do, NOT defend them?
-
That seems to have been the default policy, kind of like the border.

Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2023 05:42 PM (Dnobf)

59 Obama was always open about reducing the country, making us less.

Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2023 05:42 PM (PCK5/)

60 > US Asks Israel to Delay Ground Invasion... Because We're Not Prepared to Defend Our Foreign Bases from Terrorists

Something that probably shocks most non-military people is soldiers on base are MORE disarmed than the general US population, by far. Even if you have a concealed carry license for the state, the base likely requires special permission from the Provost Marshal for you to carry on base, and you're not getting permission.

Yes, they have MPs and if given enough time, they can roll out troops, but if a Hamas style attack were to happen on a US base, the massacre would be just as bad.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 05:43 PM (0N1h0)

61 Hamas has won. They still hold 200+ hostages. They will hold those hostages for years. They held Galid Shalit(?) for how many years?

The old women will die in Gaza. The you g children will be beaten and abused until they "revert" to Islam. I don't even want to think what the women are enduring.

Worse? Hezbollah and Fatah will attempt these same mass raids in to Israel to kill and kidnap.

Israel is in deep trouble.
Civilization is in deep danger too.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 05:44 PM (o4plg)

62 Keep writing around the web, a immediate counterattack would have been the best, delay helps the Hamas defense and gives them time to disperse Hostages

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2023 05:44 PM (fwDg9)

63 The problem is that we are their supply line. At some point they're going to run out of bombs to drop, and more importantly, missiles for iron dome.


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Nuclear ambiguity has entered the chat.

Posted by: runner at October 26, 2023 05:44 PM (E6cDv)

64 Sundowner Puppeteers don't want their friends the Palestinians to get beat.

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM (fwDg9)

65 OT but I’m browsing through some movie recommendations for Halloween and Prometheus came up as a solid pick

Anyone seen it?

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM (VTu1l)

66 >>The problem is that we are their supply line. At some point they're going to run out of bombs to drop, and more importantly, missiles for iron dome.

Our problem is they won't stop with Israel.

The Iranian foreign minister was at the UN today threatening that if the war in Gaza didn't stop Iran "the US will not be spared from this fire"..

Awful nice of Joe to allow an Iranian terrorist to come to the US and threaten us.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM (ZLI7S)

67 > This should give lil' Ben Shapiro enough time to go enlist, right?

Did Ben ever serve in the IDF? I don't see anything about that on his wiki page.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM (0N1h0)

68 As far as supplies, France is no 3 in arms supplies.

Posted by: runner at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM (E6cDv)

69 At this point...does anyone else support him? Where else could he lose it from? The dead vote?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (xleSC)

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He still has a 99% approval rating in Beijing, which is all that counts.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM (0zFDK)

70 Jacob N. Kornbluh
@jacobkornbluh

Hear this 👀

Iranian FM in UN General Assembly speech says Hamas “voiced their readiness” to hand over all the civilian hostages to IRAN who would then negotiate, along with Qatar and Turkey, their release in exchange for the release of 6,000 terrorists in Israeli jails.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8kh3n8

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2023 05:46 PM (NpAcC)

71 40 Newsom / Laphonza 2024

the fonz > laphonza

Posted by: anachronda at October 26, 2023 05:47 PM (v3pYe)

72 > US Asks Israel to Delay Ground Invasion... Because We're Not Prepared to Defend Our Foreign Bases from Terrorists

Something that probably shocks most non-military people is soldiers on base are MORE disarmed than the general US population, by far. Even if you have a concealed carry license for the state, the base likely requires special permission from the Provost Marshal for you to carry on base, and you're not getting permission.

Yes, they have MPs and if given enough time, they can roll out troops, but if a Hamas style attack were to happen on a US base, the massacre would be just as bad.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 05:43 PM

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Bonhomme is correct. Our DOMESTIC US Bases are as well protected as the average grade school or college.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 05:47 PM (o4plg)

73 Frontpage Mag ( I think) had a article how Barky funded Hamas when they were on the ropes giving them hundreds of millions to prop them back up so they won the government ownership.

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2023 05:47 PM (fwDg9)

74 A big part of why I am not so worked up over the Hamas/Israel conflict is that Israel seems as feckless and degenerate as the U.S. at this point. Hamas deserves to lose, but Israel seems determined not to win. It's tiresome to be worked up over people and institutions that have decided to throw in the towel, kind of like when I read about terrible things happening in blue cities. I don't celebrate. But I find it exhausting to care more about other people's welfare than they do.

Posted by: Apathy is a shitty default position. But other than prayer there doesn't seem like much is to be don at October 26, 2023 05:47 PM (6z4VY)

75 in exchange for the release of 6,000 terrorists in Israeli jails.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8kh3n8
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2023 05:46 PM (NpAcC)

Uh, No

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2023 05:47 PM (bs+z0)

76 Something that probably shocks most non-military people is soldiers on base are MORE disarmed than the general US population, by far. Even if you have a concealed carry license for the state, the base likely requires special permission from the Provost Marshal for you to carry on base, and you're not getting permission.

Yes, they have MPs and if given enough time, they can roll out troops, but if a Hamas style attack were to happen on a US base, the massacre would be just as bad.
Posted by: bonhomme
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That is because officers are now considered managers more than fighting warriors. Managers act to minimize risk; warriors realize that warfare itself is risky. Warrior mindset is never the same as a bureaucratic one and a bureaucratic one is necessary to rise via promotions during peacetime. Warriors only come to the fore during emergencies compelling immediate action.

Posted by: whig at October 26, 2023 05:47 PM (TKiGG)

77 I mean this with all sincerity, remove dual citizenship. Fuck them, either this country is the tits or you can go suck another country's dick and get out.

Posted by: UwU_Power at October 26, 2023 05:48 PM (AuoWf)

78 Keep writing around the web, a immediate counterattack would have been the best, delay helps the Hamas defense and gives them time to disperse Hostages

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2023 05:44 PM (fwDg9)

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Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 26, 2023 05:48 PM (uUfCm)

79 @23 I had no idea who Natasha Cloud was so I looked her up. She's a WNBA player and , wait for it, she's married to a woman. Could have knocked me over with a feather.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2023 05:48 PM (PeRgH)

80
The Iranian foreign minister was at the UN today threatening that if the war in Gaza didn't stop Iran "the US will not be spared from this fire"..

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM


It's quarter of six pm in SE Pennsylvania. In forty five minutes Iran could cease to exist.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2023 05:49 PM (enJYY)

81 Iranian FM in UN General Assembly speech says Hamas “voiced their readiness” to hand over all the civilian hostages to IRAN who would then negotiate, along with Qatar and Turkey, their release in exchange for the release of 6,000 terrorists in Israeli jails.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8kh3n8
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2023 05:46 PM

Well it worked so well for Iran last time. Wait, I thought the Iranians weren't involved...Um,

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 05:49 PM (GwxCX)

82 That is bs, they are just trying to delay the israelis

Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 05:49 PM (RjBju)

83 Life under an evil King… kind of sucks, doesn’t it??

Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2023 05:49 PM (PCK5/)

84 Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM (0N1h0)

He’d rather non-neocons take that L

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 26, 2023 05:49 PM (Encbn)

85 President Biden is taking a dual-track approach to the Gaza crisis -- standing staunchly beside Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in public while trying to hold him back in private.

Biden is shoring up the is US Jewish vote by talking solidarity with Israel while supporting Obamas core constituency, the Iranians.

Posted by: Lost in Space at October 26, 2023 05:50 PM (EUUiJ)

86 Do you think Joe knows?

Posted by: DOYLE at October 26, 2023 05:50 PM (Z8Yh2)

87 I mean this with all sincerity, remove dual citizenship. Fuck them, either this country is the tits or you can go suck another country's dick and get out.

Posted by: UwU_Power at October 26, 2023 05:48 PM (AuoWf)

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Make Loyalty Oaths Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 26, 2023 05:50 PM (uUfCm)

88 >>>Seems they take our aircraft and make them better

Posted by: A dude in MI
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Old story (min '70s?):

They bought our new jets and both American and Israeli pilots were having trouble seeing what was behind them. Within two months the Israelis had fitted the planes with small Chevy pickup truck rear view mirrors. Two years later the US fitted their planes with custom designed mirrors.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 05:50 PM (MHnCY)

89 The State Department , with the world in chaos , tweeted out a celebration of Intersex Day Worldwide. The fact that Pompeo appears to have made no effort to flush that place out shows how uniparty that guy is

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2023 05:51 PM (PeRgH)

90 Gallup says Democrats are defecting

Sure they are.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 26, 2023 05:51 PM (l10hq)

91 Iranian FM in UN General Assembly speech says Hamas “voiced their readiness” to hand over all the civilian hostages to IRAN who would then negotiate, along with Qatar and Turkey, their release in exchange for the release of 6,000 terrorists in Israeli jails.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8kh3n8
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2023 05:46 PM

Well it worked so well for Iran last time. Wait, I thought the Iranians weren't involved...Um,
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 05:49 PM (GwxCX)
I

If u can't trust Iran with the hostages, who CAN you trust???

Posted by: runner at October 26, 2023 05:51 PM (E6cDv)

92 Whenever I read Biden regarding foreign policy I immediately think Obama. Obama, Jarrett, and the world's paymaster elites are what is pulling his strings. When he speaks, he often says "They told me not to say that...or I wasn't supposed to say that, etc." because it is all scripted with Biden as the highly compromised, venal dunce trying to spit out the words.

Posted by: Cheri at October 26, 2023 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

93 You can't spell Prometheus without m e t h.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 26, 2023 05:51 PM (Ru/H6)

94 their release in exchange for the release of 6,000 terrorists in Israeli jails.
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We never should have gotten into the habit of arresting terrorists.

Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2023 05:51 PM (Dnobf)

95 By all means, lets give Iran hostages. Half of the Israelis.

Posted by: runner at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (E6cDv)

96 Biden is finding that "Trust me I'm lying" doesn't work like it used to. Patriots and friends of Israel know that despite what Biden says, he (and his puppet master Obama) intend harm to Israel. Meanwhile, the Israeli hating Democrat Party base are believing the lie that Biden sides with Israel.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (d9Cw3)

97 Two years later the US fitted their planes with custom designed mirrors.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 05:50 PM

At a cost of 738,000 a piece I'm sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (GwxCX)

98 They promised after all...,

Posted by: runner at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (E6cDv)

99 We never should have gotten into the habit of arresting terrorists.
Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2023 05:51 PM (Dnobf)

I agree... They should get instant "Justice."

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (bs+z0)

100 Why does anyone think that having two aircraft carrier groups near Israel is there to help Israel? They're there to prevent Israel from starting a large-scale response.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (BdMk6)

101 5% of the Republicans support Biden?!? That is one out of every 20 Republicans. Doesn't that seem high?? Who on God's green earth are these idiots???

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (1KCcl)

102 You can't spell Prometheus without m e t h.

Pro Meth!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 05:53 PM (GwxCX)

103 Israelis had fitted the planes with small Chevy pickup truck rear view mirrors.

No fuzzy dice?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 26, 2023 05:53 PM (Ru/H6)

104 80
The Iranian foreign minister was at the UN today threatening that if the war in Gaza didn't stop Iran "the US will not be spared from this fire"..

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2023 05:45 PM

It's quarter of six pm in SE Pennsylvania. In forty five minutes Iran could cease to exist.

Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Their speed boats are skeery.
Well, the FBI and Joey have a little more than a year to make their play. I'm sure that they are planning.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 05:54 PM (MHnCY)

105 I wonder if Iran would take Joe, Hunter, Val,Jar, Obama and the cast of the view in exchange.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 05:54 PM (GwxCX)

106 > That is because officers are now considered managers more than fighting warriors. Managers act to minimize risk; warriors realize that warfare itself is risky. Warrior mindset is never the same as a bureaucratic one and a bureaucratic one is necessary to rise via promotions during peacetime.

True, but I will note two things. First, the Private Pyle scene in Full Metal Jacket has way more influence on this policy than most people would like to believe. Second, the senior officers on base all exempt themselves from this policy.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 05:54 PM (0N1h0)

107 There should be no such thing as dual citizenship. It's a stupid idea that we should have no part of.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 26, 2023 05:54 PM (33HvQ)

108 Gallup says Democrats are defecting

Sure they are.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

A typo. They meant defecating.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 26, 2023 05:55 PM (R4t5M)

109 Next president should have every officer serving on, commanding, and above the commanders of these bases, if they're not prepared for the biggest threat to their bases.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 26, 2023 05:55 PM (c9EeI)

110 Israelis had fitted the planes with small Chevy pickup truck rear view mirrors.

No fuzzy dice?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 26, 2023 05:53 PM

Pine tree air fresheners.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 05:55 PM (GwxCX)

111 "Gallup says Democrats are defecting over anger about Biden expressing support for Israel. That support is insincere and hollow, as the Biden Administration itself leaks to Axios that he's expressing support publicly while restraining Israel privately -- they want to get the word out to their zombies that he does not really support Israel -- but that's still too much support for them."


So, business as usual for Joe and the Junta. Con the rubes (supporters of Israel and of basic human freedoms) with Stronk Words about supporting Israel and condemning ONLY what Hamas did in Israeli territory two weeks ago (did the Junta say anything about Hamas and Hizbolla rocket attacks before or since October 7th?). While hobbling Israel behind the scenes.

ALWAYS watch for what Joe and his gang of fellow idiots DO, instead of believing what they SAY.

Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2023 05:55 PM (5fDan)

112 23 Natasha Cloud
@T_Cloud4
·
5h
As an pro athlete I will lose deals because of my support of Palestine. I won’t get certain endorsements sponsorships because of my stance moving forward. I knowingly take food out of my families mouths in hopes that another can eat.

I choose my moral compass over money.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 26, 2023 05:30 PM (TGPs7)

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Who?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 05:55 PM (TTM/S)

113 Female professional athletes are largely unknown outside of a few lesbians and their parents.

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 05:56 PM (FQmDC)

114
I've been kinda looking up the way to find where a certain 'person of interest' to me has traveled over the past few years. If I find the information it's a slam dunk as to who she is and her relationship to me. The information is there to LE and perhaps others with a check book a lot fatter then mine.

I suspect Israel has the same ability to triangulate the location of a cell phone moving from Gaza back into Israel and once the phone is turned on again make things go boom. So, I'm not on the 'do it now' bandwagon. People of tech, you should not f with. Take 'em out, one by one, day after day after day 'til they're all gone. Then go in.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2023 05:56 PM (enJYY)

115 112
Who?
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 05:55 PM (TTM/S)

Lesbian loudmouth basketball player… so, nobody, really.

Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2023 05:56 PM (PCK5/)

116
Yes, they have MPs and if given enough time, they can roll out troops, but if a Hamas style attack were to happen on a US base, the massacre would be just as bad.
Posted by: b


That is mostly bs, maybe the bases are not ready everything but running g the gates and having a qrf is something they would do within 24 hours at the very outside.

Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 05:56 PM (RjBju)

117 101 5% of the Republicans support Biden?!? That is one out of every 20 Republicans. Doesn't that seem high?? Who on God's green earth are these idiots???
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (1KCcl)

The Uniparty lobbyists and Repub politicians in Congress...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 26, 2023 05:57 PM (exHjb)

118 Upright bass - Buck Throckmorton

https://youtu.be/_JrIcoFcnjE?t=1757

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 05:57 PM (MHnCY)

119 Who on God's green earth are these idiots???

********

Yooo hoooooo big boy!

Posted by: Jonah Fuckless Goldberg at October 26, 2023 05:57 PM (VTu1l)

120 A big part of why I am not so worked up over the Hamas/Israel conflict is that Israel seems as feckless and degenerate as the U.S. at this point. Hamas deserves to lose, but Israel seems determined not to win. It's tiresome to be worked up over people and institutions that have decided to throw in the towel, kind of like when I read about terrible things happening in blue cities. I don't celebrate. But I find it exhausting to care more about other people's welfare than they do.

Posted by: Apathy is a shitty default position. But other than prayer there doesn't seem like much is to be don at October 26, 2023 05:47 PM (6z4VY)

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* Mike Ehrmantraut's classic "No More Half Measures" speech to Walter White has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 26, 2023 05:57 PM (uUfCm)

121 >>Natasha Cloud
@T_Cloud4
·
5h
As an pro athlete


She hold the record in the 50 yard CumGuzzle?

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2023 05:57 PM (VdpRO)

122 103 Israelis had fitted the planes with small Chevy pickup truck rear view mirrors.

No fuzzy dice?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 26, 2023 05:53 PM (Ru/H6)

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Cropdusters with chain guns mounted on the bottom could be formidable, except they could be taken out by small arms fire.

Dang it I suck at new ideas!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2023 05:57 PM (pIx7m)

123 Female professional athletes are largely unknown outside of a few lesbians and their parents.
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 05:56 PM

Bill Burr did a funny bit about women's sports and the women bitching about the pay. He said the stadiums should be PACKED with feminists. Turns out they don't like watching sub-par play either.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 05:58 PM (GwxCX)

124 Notice no big $$ for Ukraine, the market sucks (Ford missed it's bottom line, too) but for natural gas, Amazon...

There aren't the jobs out there that they've exaggerated about being & being filled since FJB was elected. They're just padding numbers through the favored ngos, war machine & backing certain union pensions.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 26, 2023 05:58 PM (GshMh)

125 >>Lesbian loudmouth basketball player…


Who does she play for, The Portland Gash?

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2023 05:58 PM (VdpRO)

126 Female professional athletes are largely unknown outside of a few lesbians and their parents.
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 05:56 PM (FQmDC)


Truth.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2023 05:59 PM (BdMk6)

127 Israel faces a panopticon of enemies both within and outside.

They're in a tough spot.

The Junta is not going to allow Israel to do what must be done.

Evil Bastards, the lot of them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2023 05:59 PM (GvnB3)

128 Lesbian loudmouth basketball player… so, nobody, really.

Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2023 05:56 PM (PCK5/)

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Doesn't that describe the entire WNBA?

/Only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 26, 2023 05:59 PM (uUfCm)

129 >>The Iranian foreign minister was at the UN today threatening that if the war in Gaza didn't stop Iran "the US will not be spared from this fire"..


We'll let this scumbag fly home to agitate some more, because we are not a serious people.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2023 05:59 PM (VdpRO)

130 >>109 Next president should have every officer serving on, commanding, and above the commanders of these bases, if they're not prepared for the biggest threat to their bases.
Posted by: Rob Crawford

The next President should fire all 0-6's and up. Then fire them again.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 26, 2023 05:59 PM (l10hq)

131 125 San Antonio Sybians

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 05:59 PM (FQmDC)

132 Biden needs time to get his Generals and Blinken in position to surrender and find out who exactly who they need to surrender to and who's going to deliver the 10%.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (wpiOW)

133 As an pro athlete


She hold the record in the 50 yard CumGuzzle?
Posted by: garrett at

3mile rug munch

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (MGB5H)

134 Israel does not have major enemies that have the ability do do so.ething more than harass

Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (RjBju)

135 She hold the record in the 50 yard CumGuzzle?
Posted by: garrett

I think she's a basketball player, so no. maybe taco eating.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (R4t5M)

136 Female professional athletes are largely unknown outside of a few lesbians and their parents.

************

Well, I definitely want to know Riley Gaines

In the biblical sense

Meow

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (VTu1l)

137 >>It's quarter of six pm in SE Pennsylvania. In forty five minutes Iran could cease to exist.

Our southern border has been wide open for 3 years and millions have flooded in from all over the world including the Middle East.

We don't win wars any longer. We just spend money to get our people killed. It's not a matter of having the capability although I think it would be a mistake to think Iran hasn't made substantial progress on their nuke program, it's that we don't have the will to win wars any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

138 Well, I definitely want to know Riley Gaines

In the biblical sense

Meow
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (VTu1l)


I'll bet that she is dolphin smooth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 26, 2023 06:01 PM (aD39U)

139 >>Well, I definitely want to know Riley Gaines


You'll get Megan Rapinoe.

And like it!

Posted by: Judge Smails at October 26, 2023 06:01 PM (VdpRO)

140 Here's today's FY, we're going to win bamn

WaPo: Charlottesville’s Lee statue meets its end, in a 2,250-degree furnace
Melted down in secret, the divisive Confederate monument will be turned into a new piece of public art

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 26, 2023 06:01 PM (GshMh)

141 > Female professional athletes are largely unknown outside of a few lesbians and their parents.

I could only tell you a few active NBA, MLB, or NFL players' names. I'm blissfully aware of most athletes.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:01 PM (0N1h0)

142 "Dolphin smooth"

You sick bastid.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 26, 2023 06:02 PM (Z8Yh2)

143 Well, I definitely want to know Riley Gaines

In the biblical sense

Meow
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (VTu1l)

I'll bet that she is dolphin smooth.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Eeeeee eeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 26, 2023 06:02 PM (MGB5H)

144 Carolina Carpet Munchers

Dallas Dykes

Portland Pussy's

San Antonio Strap Ons

Minneapolis Muff Divers

Boston Beavers

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 06:02 PM (GwxCX)

145 5% of the Republicans support Biden?!? That is one out of every 20 Republicans. Doesn't that seem high?? Who on God's green earth are these idiots???
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 26, 2023 05:52 PM (1KCcl)

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Idiots and liars.

I will never, ever tell a pollster or survey anything resembling the truth. That especially includes corporate anonymous surveys. Ever notice they all have QR codes?

Twenty five years ago, the idiots in HR sent out an anonymous survey with hand written numbers on top right corner. When asked why I didn't return it? "You told me it was anonymous, how did you know IF I RETURNED IT?"

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 06:02 PM (TCUY1)

146 Israelis had fitted the planes with small Chevy pickup truck rear view mirrors.

No fuzzy dice?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 26, 2023 05:53 PM (Ru/H6)
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What about truck nuts?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2023 06:02 PM (BpYfr)

147 And yet Barky and Sundowner are doing their damnest to get Iran nuclear weapons

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2023 06:03 PM (fwDg9)

148 You'll get Megan Rapinoe.

And like it!

********

I can’t possibly think of anything I said here that would warrant THAT much hatred

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:03 PM (VTu1l)

149 US Asks Israel to Delay Ground Invasion... Because We're Not Prepared to Defend Our Foreign Bases from Terrorists

I pray Israel to tells them to GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2023 05:26 PM (WI7ox)
........

Yeah, what are we gonna do, NOT defend them?
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2023 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

The real problem is that even when we get our top of the line stuff out there we will likely find that they just aren't effective on drones. They were made for ballistic missles and haven't really been worked on for decades. The Russians really needed to work on air defense in case they got in a war with the west, so they did. We half assed it.

And another problem is that we likely don't have any capacity for a sustained war in refreshing and restocking. Before this war, they were saying getting stocks up would take years.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:03 PM (eoQWY)

150 Attn: Braenyard: I love the Oscar Peterson jazz video. Thanks. I'm not a jazz expert, but I love how the upright bass likely to get a bigger role in much jazz.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (d9Cw3)

151 Make sure the bases are properly defended? Nah Make sure all those icky racist base names were changed.Mission accomplished.

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (FQmDC)

152 want to know Riley Gaines





She's definitely a solid very average average.

Her eyes are too close together

Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (RjBju)

153 You'll get Megan Rapinoe.

And like it!

********

I can’t possibly think of anything I said here that would warrant THAT much hatred
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:03 PM

Yea, that was over the line.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (GwxCX)

154 Cropdusters with chain guns mounted on the bottom could be formidable, except they could be taken out by small arms fire.

Dang it I suck at new ideas!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2023 05:57 PM (pIx7m)

Bring back the A1 Skyraider. It's perfect for the type of air to ground warfare Israel will have to do in Gaza. Either that or start manufacturing more A-10's for the overkill.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (BdMk6)

155 152 want to know Riley Gaines





She's definitely a solid very average average.

Her eyes are too close together
Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (RjBju)

That’s TJM worthy…

Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2023 06:05 PM (PCK5/)

156 Here's today's FY, we're going to win bamn

WaPo: Charlottesville’s Lee statue meets its end, in a 2,250-degree furnace
Melted down in secret, the divisive Confederate monument will be turned into a new piece of public art
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 26, 2023 06:01 PM (GshMh)

Well tear them down and melt them. The precedent has been set.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:05 PM (eoQWY)

157 Israelis had fitted the planes with small Chevy pickup truck rear view mirrors.

No fuzzy dice?
Posted by: Commissa


It was two fuzzy dreddles.

Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:05 PM (RjBju)

158 >>: I love the Oscar Peterson jazz video. Thanks. I'm not a jazz expert, but I love how the upright bass likely to get a bigger role in much jazz.


Peterson is amazing. Spent most of his career in Europe. But a ton of material available from his days over there.

I have a lot of Peterson LPs in my collection. None of them are mediocre.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2023 06:05 PM (VdpRO)

159 I could only tell you a few active NBA, MLB, or NFL players' names. I'm blissfully aware of most athletes.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:01 PM (0N1h0)

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I know more MN Vikings from the 1960's and 1970's than from today's team.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 06:05 PM (TCUY1)

160 Bud Grant baby

Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:06 PM (RjBju)

161 She's definitely a solid very average average.

***********

I think I initially thought that but her latest video did much to lubricate the old engine

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:06 PM (VTu1l)

162 Gotta include 98.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 26, 2023 06:06 PM (Encbn)

163
I think it would be a mistake to think Iran hasn't made substantial progress on their nuke program...

There's a part of me that thinks Iran will prove to the world that they have nuclear capability by testing a nuke in some mountain on the fault line that runs through the country. That same part of me gives not one shit that millions of Iranians will die. Allah will approve, I guess.

I should be better then this, but time is running out and it doesn't look like it's gonna 'take' in my lifetime.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2023 06:06 PM (enJYY)

164 She's definitely a solid very average average.

Her eyes are too close together


I think my eyes are a touch too close together. I told my wife this once and she stared at my face for a solid ten seconds before confidently telling me she doesn't see it.

I still think I'm right.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:07 PM (0N1h0)

165 Something that probably shocks most non-military people is soldiers on base are MORE disarmed than the general US population, by far. Even if you have a concealed carry license for the state, the base likely requires special permission from the Provost Marshal for you to carry on base, and you're not getting permission.

Yes, they have MPs and if given enough time, they can roll out troops, but if a Hamas style attack were to happen on a US base, the massacre would be just as bad.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 05:43 PM (0N1h0)

That is just idiotic. We aren't serious anymore about even defense, much less foreign adventures.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:07 PM (eoQWY)

166 If you are a fan of Traditional / Double Bass, make sure you get to know Ray Brown.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2023 06:07 PM (VdpRO)

167 Hamas caught again faking victims.

https://is.gd/86DR2m

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:08 PM (0N1h0)

168 Her eyes are too close together

I think my eyes are a touch too close together. I told my wife this once and she stared at my face for a solid ten seconds before confidently telling me she doesn't see it.

I still think I'm right.
Posted by: b



May e yers are even closer together

Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:08 PM (RjBju)

169 want to know Riley Gaines
She's definitely a solid very average average.

Her eyes are too close together
Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (RjBju)

She's got Moxie. I hate Moxie.
- Lou Grant.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 06:08 PM (TCUY1)

170 Nine New Speaker Candidates—and Nearly Every One an Election Denier
_Ellie Quinlan Houghtaling - The New Republic

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 06:08 PM (MHnCY)

171 Embarrassed to live in this wretched country right now.

Posted by: Lava life at October 26, 2023 06:09 PM (kG5uv)

172 She's def cute, I'd bang her jard enough to fix her eyes but she's just not that hot, same with Kate Upton whatshername

Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:09 PM (RjBju)

173 Female professional athletes are largely unknown outside of a few lesbians and their parents.

************

Well, I definitely want to know Riley Gaines

In the biblical sense

Meow
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:00 PM (VTu1l)

Sadly, she's not an athlete any more. The woke took her trophy and won't let her compete.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

174 Climate Denier. Election Denier. Etc etc suck my dick

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 06:09 PM (FQmDC)

175 169 want to know Riley Gaines
She's definitely a solid very average average.

Her eyes are too close together
Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (RjBju)

She's got Moxie. I hate Moxie.
- Lou Grant.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 06:08 PM (TCUY1)
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Lou Grant was old enough to remember when Moxie was a brand of soda pop.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2023 06:10 PM (pIx7m)

176 As an pro athlete I will lose deals because of my support of Palestine...I knowingly take food out of my families mouths in hopes that another can eat.

I choose my moral compass over money.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 26, 2023 05:30 PM (TGPs7)

You know who's never gonna eat? Those poor infants that Hamas beheaded. Take your moral compass and choke on it, b*tch.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 26, 2023 06:10 PM (6xRrr)

177 He's losing support from... Democrats.

At this point...does anyone else support him? Where else could he lose it from? The dead vote?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 26, 2023 05:23 PM (xleSC)


Fortunately, support from the Dead is at an all-time high, and-

Biden is expected to receive between 100M to 300M votes thanks to the Dead in 2024!


Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2023 06:10 PM (QzZeQ)

178 140. Continued: Zelensky playing piano with his junk for the Kennedy Center.

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 26, 2023 06:10 PM (GshMh)

179 The fact that 75% of Ds approve of Biden tells you everything. The enemy is inside the house.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 26, 2023 06:11 PM (CHHv1)

180 Riley does have balls, well not like Rapinhoe but balls nevertheless

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2023 06:12 PM (fwDg9)

181 165 Something that probably shocks most non-military people is soldiers on base are MORE disarmed than the general US population, by far. Even if you have a concealed carry license for the state, the base likely requires special permission from the Provost Marshal for you to carry on base, and you're not getting permission.

Yes, they have MPs and if given enough time, they can roll out troops, but if a Hamas style attack were to happen on a US base, the massacre would be just as bad.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 05:43 PM (0N1h0)

That is just idiotic. We aren't serious anymore about even defense, much less foreign adventures.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:07 PM

=======

The senior officer ls are more concerned about their careers than the safety of their troops.

A shooting on base or in their command will doom their individual careers. A disaster like 9/11? Who got fired?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 06:12 PM (TCUY1)

182 171 Embarrassed to live in this wretched country right now.

Posted by: Lava life
--

LEAVE

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 06:12 PM (MHnCY)

183 Her eyes are too close together
Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (RjBju)
.......

"Totally." - Shep Smith - Guppy

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2023 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

184
WaPo: Charlottesville’s Lee statue meets its end, in a 2,250-degree furnace
Melted down in secret, the divisive Confederate monument will be turned into a new piece of public art
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 26, 2023 06:01 PM (GshMh)


The injury is erasing history.
The insult is making damn sure you know that the metal from that statue will be used for some piece of shit that offends the eye and the mind, and they'll probably display it in the same spot.
That is not moving on from a sad moment in history, that is the action of a victor showing the conquered who's who.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 26, 2023 06:13 PM (FCbAQ)

185 >>Yes, they have MPs and if given enough time, they can roll out troops, but if a Hamas style attack were to happen on a US base, the massacre would be just as bad.


We obviously learned a ton from our experience in Beirut and Iraq.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2023 06:13 PM (VdpRO)

186 same with Kate Upton whatshername

********

Wait

Kate Upton has eyes?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:13 PM (VTu1l)

187 A big part of why I am not so worked up over the Hamas/Israel conflict is that Israel seems as feckless and degenerate as the U.S. at this point. Hamas deserves to lose, but Israel seems determined not to win. It's tiresome to be worked up over people and institutions that have decided to throw in the towel, kind of like when I read about terrible things happening in blue cities. I don't celebrate. But I find it exhausting to care more about other people's welfare than they do.

Posted by: Apathy is a shitty default position. But other than prayer there doesn't seem like much is to be don at October 26, 2023 05:47 PM (6z4VY)


yeah, I find it hard to care more than those responsible do. When I visited Israel a few decades ago they had cute female IDF personnel at the entrances of the local grocery with submachine guns. It was when they were fighting Hezbollah the last time and rockets were being exchanged in the north.

Yet this concert right next to Gaza had no security?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:14 PM (eoQWY)

188 Female serial killer indicted in OH yesterday.

She'd meet men for sex and give them a fatal dose of drugs so she could rob them.

https://is.gd/4FN1N4

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:14 PM (0N1h0)

189 " I knowingly take food out of my families mouths in hopes that another can eat."

Natasha Cloud signed a 3 year / $565,000 contract with the Washington Mystics ($188,000/yr)

Never heard of this person, but the taking the food out of her families(sp) mouths is a forceful statement. Let 'em eat cash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2023 06:14 PM (XeU6L)

190 >>The insult is making damn sure you know that the metal from that statue will be used for some piece of shit that offends the eye and the mind,


Martin Luther King Turd II

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2023 06:14 PM (VdpRO)

191 "the US will not be spared from this fire"..


Mullah talks some shit.

Posted by: DaveA at October 26, 2023 06:16 PM (FhXTo)

192 The injury is erasing history.
The insult is making damn sure you know that the metal from that statue will be used for some piece of shit that offends the eye and the mind, and they'll probably display it in the same spot.
That is not moving on from a sad moment in history, that is the action of a victor showing the conquered who's who.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 26, 2023 06:13 PM (FCbAQ)

True. And Nikki Haley pushed that ball down the hill.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2023 06:16 PM (BdMk6)

193 The fact that 75% of Ds approve of Biden tells you everything. The enemy is inside the house.

*********

Or that there still remains 40% of the populace that believe the Pedo in Chief is doing a solid A+ job

Maybe when the nukes drop on the cities that will get reduced to 39%

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:16 PM (VTu1l)

194 Female serial killer indicted in OH yesterday.

She'd meet men for sex and give them a fatal dose of drugs so she could rob them.

https://is.gd/4FN1N4
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:14 PM (0N1h0)

This shows the decline of marriage in society. In the old days they'd marry them and inherit.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:16 PM (eoQWY)

195 The metal will be used to make a new statue of Saint George Floyd

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 06:16 PM (FQmDC)

196 the US will not be spared from this fire"..


Mullah talks some shit.
Posted by: DaveA at October 26, 2023 06:16 PM (FhXTo)

I think we're at a point where we need to start believing them.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2023 06:17 PM (BdMk6)

197 * cough *

@Dedicated_Being 20m
BIG Earth-facing Coronal Hole rotating round very soon.

Coronal Holes surge out high energy streams of Ions that can create unwanted energy buildup inside Earth's Lithosphere and create viscosity leading to potentially major Earthquakes and or volcanic eruptions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2023 06:18 PM (IG4Id)

198 Look who is awake!

"The US Senate on Thursday unanimously passed a bipartisan resolution denouncing antisemitism at higher education institutions and pushing leaders, administrators and faculty to voice their opposition to antisemitism on campus.

The resolution was submitted by Senator Jacky Rosen (D-NV), Senator Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Senator James Lankford (R-OK) and Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-MD)...."

Posted by: runner at October 26, 2023 06:18 PM (E6cDv)

199
The fact that 75% of Ds approve of Biden tells you everything. The enemy is inside the house.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 26, 2023 06:11 PM


Math is involved but losing 25% of 28% is pretty huge. It kinda means the next election will be decided by...
about 50% of independents
about 25% Republicans
about 7% of Democrats
Altogether 82% of voters.

I like those odds up until 3 am.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2023 06:18 PM (enJYY)

200 197 Big Guy getting ready to do some smiting?

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (FQmDC)

201 I saw Oscar Peterson one evening in an open air pavilion in downtown Baltimore. The place was packed probably 800 people.

All you could hear was the piano. That beautiful piano. Nobody talked, no phones, no nothing. I think people weren't even breathing. Everyone was in awe of what they were experiencing.

Posted by: pawn at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (5g9YU)

202 > This shows the decline of marriage in society. In the old days they'd marry them and inherit.

Depends on which old days and where. For example in some bigger US cities in the 1800s, you might get Shanghai'd if you went to the wrong brothel.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (0N1h0)

203 188 Female serial killer indicted in OH yesterday.

She'd meet men for sex and give them a fatal dose of drugs so she could rob them.

https://is.gd/4FN1N4

Posted by: bonhomme
--------

They looked at her and were ready to take the drug.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (MHnCY)

204 197 * cough *

@Dedicated_Being 20m
BIG Earth-facing Coronal Hole rotating round very soon.

Coronal Holes surge out high energy streams of Ions that can create unwanted energy buildup inside Earth's Lithosphere and create viscosity leading to potentially major Earthquakes and or volcanic eruptions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2023 06:18 PM (IG4Id)

----
"Holes" *hee hee hee* *snort* *huh huh huh*

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (pIx7m)

205 Israel seems as feckless and degenerate as the U.S. at this point.

**********

Israel’s response during the pandemic was to become a medical authoritative state, complete with Bibi bloviating to the WEF

Don’t get me started on their asstarded gun control laws too

All this has somewhat thrown a wet blanket over my usual support for Israel

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (VTu1l)

206 @Dedicated_Being 20m
BIG Earth-facing Coronal Hole rotating round very soon.

Coronal Holes surge out high energy streams of Ions that can create unwanted energy buildup inside Earth's Lithosphere and create viscosity leading to potentially major Earthquakes and or volcanic eruptions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2023 06:18 PM (IG4Id)

Sounds like nonsense. It isn't like this hole has a targeting system. And we still have the Van Allen belts.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:20 PM (eoQWY)

207 203 188 Female serial killer indicted in OH yesterday.

She'd meet men for sex and give them a fatal dose of drugs so she could rob them.

https://is.gd/4FN1N4

Posted by: bonhomme
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They looked at her and were ready to take the drug.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (MHnCY)

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"The last beer goggles you'll ever wear... Kiss of the Spider Woman 2"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2023 06:21 PM (pIx7m)

208 >>All you could hear was the piano. That beautiful piano. Nobody talked, no phones, no nothing. I think people weren't even breathing. Everyone was in awe of what they were experiencing.


Only got to see Oscar one time in NYC.

Amazing show. I did get to see McCoy Tyner a bunch of times...
also, a lesser known Jazz Piano player out of Boston named Dave McKenna. He was a great guy. Super nice and I later ended up attending a bunch of NYC Jazz Show events on his Guest List.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2023 06:21 PM (VdpRO)

209 Depends on which old days and where. For example in some bigger US cities in the 1800s, you might get Shanghai'd if you went to the wrong brothel.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (0N1h0)

The Mickey Finn drink was that, tho I believe that was a guy dispensing that. And the purpose in Shanghai was to get the fellow off and make him work.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:22 PM (eoQWY)

210 Sounds like nonsense. It isn't like this hole has a targeting system. And we still have the Van Allen belts.
Posted by: Oldcat


We need to tighten the Sansa Belts.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2023 06:24 PM (WI7ox)

211 Look who is awake!

"The US Senate on Thursday unanimously passed a bipartisan resolution denouncing antisemitism at higher education institutions and pushing leaders, administrators and faculty to voice their opposition to antisemitism on campus.

The resolution was submitted by Senator Jacky Rosen (D-NV), Senator Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Senator James Lankford (R-OK) and Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-MD)...."


Posted by: runner at October 26, 2023 06:18 PM (E6cDv)

I'd buy that if they said that any failure to discipline their staff would lead to loss or freezing of government grants and legislation to tax their endowments.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

212 188 Female serial killer indicted in OH yesterday.

She'd meet men for sex and give them a fatal dose of drugs so she could rob them.

https://is.gd/4FN1N4

Posted by: bonhomme


I'd rather dig a hole in a pile of metal shavings and fuck it dry than stick it in that.
Maybe her victims were too stupid to live. Or blind (I'd have sympathy for them then)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 26, 2023 06:24 PM (FCbAQ)

213 > And the purpose in Shanghai was to get the fellow off and make him work.

Sure, they didn't kill them. They just put them on a dangerous journey and told them to work or die. Can you imagine being enslaved for months, finally making it home, and finding out your wife married someone else because nobody knew where the hell you went?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:25 PM (0N1h0)

214 The Mickey Finn drink was that, tho I believe that was a guy dispensing that. And the purpose in Shanghai was to get the fellow off and make him work.
Posted by: Oldcat


By the time you came to, the ship was far enough out to sea headed to China, that you couldn't swim back.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2023 06:26 PM (WI7ox)

215 hat is mostly bs, maybe the bases are not ready everything but running g the gates and having a qrf is something they would do within 24 hours at the very outside

Yes, 24 hours later the QRF can kill all the terrorists holding the dependent housing and spend the next 15 days policing up the dead bodies including the dead children and babies.

Is that the plan?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 06:26 PM (x301v)

216 I'd rather dig a hole in a pile of metal shavings and fuck it dry than stick it in that.
Maybe her victims were too stupid to live. Or blind (I'd have sympathy for them then)


There are lot of REALLY fugly losers out there who will take what they can get. That's where Miss lot lizard Arsenic and Old Lace comes in.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:27 PM (0N1h0)

217 123 Bill Burr did a funny bit about women's sports and the women bitching about the pay. He said the stadiums should be PACKED with feminists. Turns out they don't like watching sub-par play either.

nonsense. it's because the patriarchy keeps them in the kitchen making barefoot sammiches.

Posted by: anachronda at October 26, 2023 06:27 PM (v3pYe)

218 Nood quickies

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 26, 2023 06:27 PM (OX9vb)

219 >>>bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:19 PM (0N1h0)

The Mickey Finn drink was that, tho I believe that was a guy dispensing that. And the purpose in Shanghai was to get the fellow off and make him work.

Posted by: Oldcat
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Kicked ol' Budda's gong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLiJl2wb1NM

Posted by: Braenyard at October 26, 2023 06:28 PM (MHnCY)

220 I'd rather dig a hole in a pile of metal shavings and fuck it dry than stick it in that.

*********

She can’t be that bad looking to have sucked that many simps in

***looks for picture***

…… I don’t want to live anymore

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 26, 2023 06:30 PM (VTu1l)

221 want to know Riley Gaines

She's definitely a solid very average average.
Her eyes are too close together
Posted by: N at October 26, 2023 06:04 PM (RjBju)


this how you know N is gay

Posted by: free tibet at October 26, 2023 06:30 PM (iNp3L)

222 Can you imagine being enslaved for months, finally making it home, and finding out your wife married someone else because nobody knew where the hell you went?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2023 06:25 PM (0N1h0)

For some, that would be a dream come true.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2023 06:31 PM (BdMk6)

223 Nood

Posted by: Max Power at October 26, 2023 06:32 PM (Hucnr)

224 In the 60s thru the 80s Baltimore ad the Left Coast Jazz society where you could see every major name in jazz play.

Back when Baltimore was cool.

Now it's a self-propagating dumpster fire.

Posted by: pawn at October 26, 2023 06:33 PM (5g9YU)

225 @Dedicated_Being 20m
BIG Earth-facing Coronal Hole rotating round very soon.

Coronal Holes surge out high energy streams of Ions that can create unwanted energy buildup inside Earth's Lithosphere and create viscosity leading to potentially major Earthquakes and or volcanic eruptions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2023 06:18 PM (IG4Id)

Sounds like nonsense. It isn't like this hole has a targeting system. And we still have the Van Allen belts.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2023 06:20 PM

=========

The Sun pumps out these huge Coronal holez and solar flares constantly. Luckily most of them miss the Earth. Any one hitting the Earth is random chance. When thousands occur over centuries? It is just a matter of time. Could be this one, or one in 2245 AD.

As far as enough power? 1/10 of 1% of the suns power would vaporize earth completely in minutes.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2023 06:37 PM (vsGsK)

226 WaPo: Charlottesville’s Lee statue meets its end, in a 2,250-degree furnace
Melted down in secret, the divisive Confederate monument will be turned into a new piece of public art
Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less at October 26, 2023 06:01 PM (GshMh)


The injury is erasing history.
The insult is making damn sure you know that the metal from that statue will be used for some piece of shit that offends the eye and the mind, and they'll probably display it in the same spot.
That is not moving on from a sad moment in history, that is the action of a victor showing the conquered who's who.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 26, 2023 06:13 PM (FCbAQ)


It is melting down Napolean's cannons to cast the lion for the Waterloo monument.

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