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Bunker Spelunker Cafe

banifalberta.jpg
Banif, Alberta
by @jakeguzman


All-Terrain Dog -- he walks on concrete, but bunny-hops on grass.

Perfect dog costume.

Corgis navigating a barely-an-obstacle course.

Call a plumber.

Don't just chase your tail like an idiot -- take a strategic stealth approach.

My lower back could use a couple of jackrabbits right now.

Here's a ten second dose of vertigo for you.

Boats and boats and boats.

Very cool photography with miniatures.



To make up for the Literal Violence of Penguin Videos yesterday:

batsinthesky.jpg

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:50 PM




Comments

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1 The Cafe! with BATS!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 07:51 PM (/ozox)

2 Thanks DEA Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 07:51 PM (/ozox)

3 Fetch them I will.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 07:51 PM (/ozox)

4 Notified the Quickies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 07:53 PM (/ozox)

5 g'evening horde.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 24, 2023 07:53 PM (UuMH9)

6 That 'Love at first sight' vid...

Chinese? That looks like an English bulldog Pit mix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 24, 2023 07:53 PM (h6lTq)

7 Top 10?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 24, 2023 07:54 PM (36A1k)

8 I'm pro-UFO as long as they enslave humanity and look like Ann Margret.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 07:54 PM (mZ3xv)

9 Sheesh.
I take one short nap and y'all go and nood on me.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2023 07:54 PM (IPxF/)

10 The mouth on that dog is unreal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 24, 2023 07:54 PM (b4o9z)

11 The first rule of Chiropterphile Club is that we don’t talk about Chiropterphile Club.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 24, 2023 07:55 PM (JrojV)

12 Good evening horde. What a great Banff photo.

Posted by: TRex at October 24, 2023 07:55 PM (IQ6Gq)

13 8 I'm pro-UFO as long as they enslave humanity and look like Ann Margret.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 07:54 PM (mZ3xv)

Hmmm. Vintage? I am thinking Ann in Train Robbers as opposed to some of the more tarted up roles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 24, 2023 07:56 PM (h6lTq)

14 8. Mmmmmmm…Anne-Margaret..:mmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 24, 2023 07:57 PM (JrojV)

15 Somebody told me today that more felonies are committed by penguins than any other bird or bat.

Posted by: fd at October 24, 2023 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

16 Must be the road AOP lives on. Nice view.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 24, 2023 07:57 PM (R4t5M)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 24, 2023 07:57 PM (T4tVD)

18 The mouth on that dog is unreal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 24, 2023 07:54 PM (b4o9z)

The better to slobber all over you with.

Posted by: Dog at October 24, 2023 07:57 PM (4I/2K)

19 AOP’s road is covered in snow right now:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 24, 2023 07:58 PM (JrojV)

20 I don't think that bunker was 'abandoned' as much as it was forced to evacuate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 07:58 PM (mZ3xv)

21 20 I don't think that bunker was 'abandoned' as much as it was forced to evacuate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 07:58 PM (mZ3xv)

It would be a bad one to be approaching from the sea in a landing craft.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 24, 2023 07:59 PM (h6lTq)

22 I wouldn't walk out on that pill box no matter what kind of picture you promised me.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 08:02 PM (/ozox)

23 Cats practice hunt everything, their own tail and legs included.

Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2023 08:02 PM (FQmDC)

24 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2023 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

25 [I)@23: "Cats practice hunt everything, their own tail and legs included."

They also practice knocking things off tables and shelves.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 24, 2023 08:03 PM (k1Qly)

26 Hey, Skip. Is it suppertime yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 24, 2023 08:03 PM (JrojV)

27 One of my cats got a rat this morning, it was dead in the middle of the back lawn when I went out. I think it was my small tom, he hunts rats.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2023 08:04 PM (xhaym)

28 22 I wouldn't walk out on that pill box no matter what kind of picture you promised me.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 08:02 PM (/ozox)

Right? If it was an actual rock formation, I probably would, but I don't know that that thing is properly attached.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 24, 2023 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

29 I was trying to explain the greatest generation to a younger person. I ended with a visualization of the door dropping on the landing craft, opening everyone up to blazing machine gun fire. You've puked on your shoes and shit yourself.

And you still charge the beach because that's your brother who needs you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:04 PM (mZ3xv)

30 I was an adult before I knew what spelunking was. and I learned it reading Calvin and Hobbs.

Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:04 PM (O/QHC)

31 Assume Abandoned France was a WWII pillbox that's getting washed away ever so slowly.

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2023 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

32 Bats! We have bats!!! O frabjous day!!!!!

Fortunately, I missed last night's undoubtedly Big Penguin-fueled penguin ambuscade.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

33 22 I wouldn't walk out on that pill box no matter what kind of picture you promised me.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 08:02 PM (/ozox)

Right? If it was an actual rock formation, I probably would, but I don't know that that thing is properly attached.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 24, 2023 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

It's got German Engineering.

Posted by: Zombie Erwin Rommel at October 24, 2023 08:05 PM (4I/2K)

34 Mark Meadows has flipped like a pancake.

Popcorn

Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 24, 2023 08:07 PM (tJvoT)

35 It's got German Engineering.
Posted by: Zombie Erwin Rommel

The Ocean doesn't care who designed it, sooner or later, it's going down.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 08:08 PM (/ozox)

36 I was an adult before I knew what spelunking was. and I learned it reading Calvin and Hobbs.
Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:04 PM (O/QHC)

Heh. Me too. Best. Comic strip. Ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 24, 2023 08:08 PM (T/Lqj)

37 That Bike Cat is living the dream...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2023 08:09 PM (R/m4+)

38 There are still Nazi submarine bases in Saint-Nazaire and Lorient, France that are practically indestructible.

Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:10 PM (O/QHC)

39 38 There are still Nazi submarine bases in Saint-Nazaire and Lorient, France that are practically indestructible.
Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:10 PM (O/QHC

Das a lat of concrete, Jerry!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:12 PM (mZ3xv)

40
To make up for the Literal Violence of Penguin Videos yesterday:


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oh, please....

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:14 PM (V13WU)

41 Unfortunately, the boy's parents forgot to feed the dog one morning and it devoured him.

Posted by: Only bones and a shoe remained at October 24, 2023 08:14 PM (B9RjC)

42 *jostles monitor*

Pretty sluggish for an early evening post.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 24, 2023 08:14 PM (T/Lqj)

43
I don't think that bunker was 'abandoned' as much as it was forced to evacuate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got? Well, they've got them!

Posted by: Pluskat at October 24, 2023 08:15 PM (63Dwl)

44 42 *jostles monitor*

Pretty sluggish for an early evening post.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 24, 2023 08:14 PM (T/Lqj


It's the cold weather. Morons move slower in the cold.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:15 PM (mZ3xv)

45 Unfortunately, the boy's parents forgot to feed the dog one morning and it devoured him.
Posted by: Only bones and a shoe remained at October 24, 2023 08:14 PM (B9RjC)

That dog weighed 80lbs and the head was 70lbs of that .

Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:15 PM (O/QHC)

46 Call a Plumber is LoL

Have a great evening everyone, big day tomorrow, very big day Thursday

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2023 08:17 PM (fwDg9)

47 During the building of the west wall on France's west coast, the allies had a brilliant idea. A small amount of sugar added to concrete causes it to be very fragile once cured. Amounts of sugar were sent in, only to be sold on the black market or used in home cooking by the French.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 24, 2023 08:18 PM (0EOe9)

48 You know those five thousand ships you say the Allies haven't got? Well, they've got them!
Posted by: Pluskat at October 24, 2023 08:15 PM (63Dwl)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 24, 2023 08:18 PM (h6lTq)

49 Israeli citizens are wondering why they need Biden's approval to attack Gaza.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:18 PM (mZ3xv)

50 That dog would make a great gargoyle.

Posted by: Emmie at October 24, 2023 08:18 PM (Sf2cq)

51 I was Spelunking before I knew what it was. Since I was about 8.
There was old mines and prospects all over the place here when I was a kid in the 70's. We'd pick a tailing, ride our bikes to it and see if we could get in.
They went and blew up all the entrances in the 80's and 90's.

Posted by: Reforger at October 24, 2023 08:19 PM (B705c)

52 It's the cold weather. Morons move slower in the cold.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's our reptilian-like constitutions that are to blame.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2023 08:19 PM (h/xVB)

53 Apparently another strike happened on our bases in Iraq.

Blinked is promising a 'decisive' response.

WW3 is as close as it's ever been.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:21 PM (mZ3xv)

54 28 22 I wouldn't walk out on that pill box no matter what kind of picture you promised me.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 08:02 PM (/ozox)

Right? If it was an actual rock formation, I probably would, but I don't know that that thing is properly attached.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 24, 2023 08:04 PM (OX9vb)
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It was designed and built by Germans - guaranteed not to fail.
Sheesh!

Posted by: Ciampino - Coin over - Insert brain at October 24, 2023 08:24 PM (qfLjt)

55 Love at first sight vid - dog & kid look like they have tye same forehead

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 24, 2023 08:24 PM (vHIgi)

56 old mines

Trespassed the Belshaw shaft of Cerro Gordo 29 years ago.

Also the Lucky Jim and Christmas Gift mines.

Oh for the artifacts today.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 24, 2023 08:25 PM (T/umi)

57 41 Unfortunately, the boy's parents forgot to feed the dog one morning and it devoured him.

Posted by: Only bones and a shoe remained at October 24, 2023 08:14 PM (B9RjC)
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LOL
I don't think anyone was going to mess with that boy ever.

Posted by: Ciampino - Coin over - Toss brain at October 24, 2023 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

58
Someone who was serious about the sport told me cavers rescue spelunkers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2023 08:29 PM (MoZTd)

59 I wouldn't classify that as a pill-box, more like a naval gun emplacement.

Posted by: Ciampino - Coin over - Toss brains at October 24, 2023 08:30 PM (qfLjt)

60 It was designed and built by Germans - guaranteed not to fail.
Posted by: Ciampino


Have they been allowed back in to do maintenance? Designing for 80 days of gunfire is different than designing for 80 years of weather.

Posted by: mikeski at October 24, 2023 08:31 PM (DgGvY)

61 44
It's the cold weather. Morons move slower in the cold.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:15 PM (mZ3xv)
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Not only morons, electrons get sluggish, right? Am I right?

Posted by: Ciampino - elctrons, muons, cows at October 24, 2023 08:33 PM (qfLjt)

62 As a wise, grizzled engineer once told me, all things we men build are immediately in a state of failure.

That state of failure starts very, very slowly and then, eventually, all at once.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

63 There are still Nazi submarine bases in Saint-Nazaire and Lorient, France that are practically indestructible.
Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:10 PM (O/QHC
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And don't forget all the Dragon's Teeth along the Siegfried Line! Walked a few of them, and they aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

Posted by: Grateful at October 24, 2023 08:34 PM (IQ6Gq)

64 Not only morons, electrons get sluggish, right? Am I right?
Posted by: Ciampino - elctrons, muons, cows at October 24, 2023 08:33 PM (qfLjt

How do you know if an Electron is cold?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:34 PM (mZ3xv)

65 >>>Call a plumber.

The loud purring is a nice touch.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2023 08:34 PM (klJTj)

66 only to be sold on the black market or used in home cooking by the French.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

Well, it's France. Cuisine is sacred.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 24, 2023 08:35 PM (vHIgi)

67 I wouldn't classify that as a pill-box, more like a naval gun emplacement.
Posted by: Ciampino - Coin over - Toss brains at October 24, 2023 08:30 PM (qfLjt)

I ain't a-climbing up that cliff. Been there, done that. Nosiree!

Posted by: Corporal Miller at October 24, 2023 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

68 "I wouldn't walk out on that pill box no matter what kind of picture you promised me."

I get the feeling it used to have a bit more cliff under it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 24, 2023 08:39 PM (ou9hh)

69 Well, it's France. Cuisine is sacred.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 24, 2023 08:35 PM

*sings*

Every snail is sacred, every snail is great....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 24, 2023 08:39 PM (aQy7p)

70 How do you know if an Electron is cold?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:34 PM (mZ3xv)

Pokies?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2023 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

71 There's a huge sub-genre on youtube of people who explore abandoned mines. Once you get beyond the danger and claustrophobia, they're fascinating. Hard to imagine the process of digging and mining at the time. Tough way to make a living.

Posted by: TRex at October 24, 2023 08:40 PM (IQ6Gq)

72 Call a plumber

Draw me like one of your French cats.

Posted by: sink cat at October 24, 2023 08:40 PM (DgGvY)

73 70 How do you know if an Electron is cold?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:34 PM (mZ3xv)

Pokies?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2023 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

The voltage shrinks.

Duh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:40 PM (mZ3xv)

74 recoverd phone call from terrorist swine to his parents..tell me again they are not of the devil:


"Hi dad, I am speaking to you from Mefalsim," the Hamas terrorist is heard saying. "Open your WhatsApp and look at all the killed [Israelis]. Look at how many I killed with my own hands, your son killed Jews!.

."Dad, I am speaking to you from a Jew's phone, I killed her and her husband, I killed ten with my own hands," the terrorist excitedly told his Gazan parents.

The father can be heard crying with joy as the terrorist expressed his intent to do a video call so his dad could see the extent of the massacre committed by his son, a member of Hamas's Nukhba forces.
"May God protect you, my son," his father said as the mother told the terrorist, "I wish I was there with you," as her son is heard shouting directions at fellow terrorists to "kill, kill, kill! kill them!"

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:41 PM (V13WU)

75 >>>Autumn colors..

You say autumn colors, I say fox stalking.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2023 08:42 PM (klJTj)

76 wipe them all out

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:42 PM (V13WU)

77 Still no llamas?

Posted by: Ciampino - electrons, muons, cows at October 24, 2023 08:44 PM (qfLjt)

78 76 wipe them all out
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:42 PM (V13WU)

Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary at October 24, 2023 08:44 PM (mZ3xv)

79 Like with a cloth?
Posted by: Hillary at October 24, 2023 08:44 PM (mZ3xv)

Like with a fire of a thousand suns.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:45 PM (V13WU)

80 Or I've the ideas I would have presented regard to landing at Omaha beach would to have parachuted hundreds of concrete blocks ( similar to those temp highway dividers) for cover on the beach since fire would be coming from above.

Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:45 PM (O/QHC)

81 >>>Abandoned in France

For some reason, the Nazis didn't take them with them when they left.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2023 08:46 PM (klJTj)

82 airborne concrete corps !

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:46 PM (V13WU)

83 79 Like with a cloth?
Posted by: Hillary at October 24, 2023 08:44 PM (mZ3xv)

Like with a fire of a thousand suns.
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:45 PM

Perhaps we can compromise and only let them slaughter half of the Israelis?

Posted by: GOPe at October 24, 2023 08:47 PM (NCgXW)

84 Or I've the ideas I would have presented regard to landing at Omaha beach would to have parachuted hundreds of concrete blocks ( similar to those temp highway dividers) for cover on the beach since fire would be coming from above.
Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:45 PM (O/QHC)

Parachuted from what? You going to shove those things out of the side door of a C47?

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 08:47 PM (v27SO)

85 I wouldn't classify that as a pill-box, more like a naval gun emplacement.
Posted by: Ciampino - Coin over - Toss brains

I ain't a-climbing up that cliff. Been there, done that. Nosiree!
Posted by: Corporal Miller

Come, come, Miller. Andrea here hauled your ass up Navarone's cliff face like a sack of turnips.

Posted by: Captain Mallory at October 24, 2023 08:47 PM (4I/2K)

86 64 Not only morons, electrons get sluggish, right? Am I right?
Posted by: Ciampino - elctrons, muons, cows at October 24, 2023 08:33 PM (qfLjt

How do you know if an Electron is cold?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:34 PM (mZ3xv) ----
The thing that goes up, is down?

Posted by: Ciampino - electrons, muons, alpacas at October 24, 2023 08:47 PM (qfLjt)

87 Oh for the artifacts today.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 24, 2023 08:25 PM (T/umi)

There is a mine up on the hill about a mile away from me (blown up now) that in the 70's had about 12 linked side tilt mining carts on rail stuck back in about 300 or so feet on a side tunnel next to the shaft. Well preserved. I remember them doing the hoo hah about blowing up the entrance thinking, you idiots didn't even go in and see what was in there.
There is a lot of that sort of stuff around around here for sale if your into old mining memorabilia.
I would recommend a trip to Virginia City NV to anyone. That place is beyond cool. Do it in the summer when everything is open.

Posted by: Reforger at October 24, 2023 08:48 PM (B705c)

88 80 Or I've the ideas I would have presented regard to landing at Omaha beach would to have parachuted hundreds of concrete blocks ( similar to those temp highway dividers) for cover on the beach since fire would be coming from above.
Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:45 PM (O/QHC

I like where your heads at but we couldn't even get the sticks to land where they were supposed to under the flak fire. Doubt they could put concrete blocks on the beach with any accuracy. Probably just foul the water for the landing craft.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:48 PM (mZ3xv)

89 Tell the Obersturmfurher that they're bombing us with concrete blocks!

Posted by: Sergeant of the Guard at October 24, 2023 08:50 PM (4I/2K)

90 The thing that goes up, is down?
Posted by: Ciampino - electrons, muons, alpacas at October 24, 2023 08:47 PM

I was in the pool!

Posted by: The Thing that Goes Up at October 24, 2023 08:50 PM (aQy7p)

91 85
Come, come, Miller. Andrea here hauled your ass up Navarone's cliff face like a sack of turnips.

Posted by: Captain Mallory at October 24, 2023 08:47 PM (4I/2K)
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The book was wonderful. The movie pretty close to the book.

Posted by: Ciampino - positrons, muons, alpacas at October 24, 2023 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

92 Looking at the pic, I thought it might be an image of the ALCAN.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 24, 2023 08:52 PM (8sMut)

93 You say autumn colors, I say fox stalking.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


I say "fox stalker."

Bitch, Imma get a restraining order if you don't knock this smartphone camera 💩 off.

Posted by: the fox at October 24, 2023 08:52 PM (DgGvY)

94 Israeli citizens are wondering why they need Biden's approval to attack Gaza.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:18 PM (mZ3xv)
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Zombie Czechoslovakia has entered the chat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 24, 2023 08:55 PM (RIvkX)

95 Foxes? Where are the foxes?

Posted by: Yortuk and Georg Festrunk at October 24, 2023 08:56 PM (4I/2K)

96 I don't think they are waiting for anyone's approval. Just for the air in the tunnels to run out.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:58 PM (V13WU)

97 Banff is pretty great, Lake Louise is better and Jasper is a great finish.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 24, 2023 08:58 PM (eJCK2)

98 Trespassed the Belshaw shaft of Cerro Gordo 29 years ago.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty


Have you seen any of the youtube vids of the guy who bought Cerro Gordo ( as a group investor )? He's been putting out videos of him trying to restore the place for and crawling through the shafts like 4 years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2023 08:59 PM (IG4Id)

99 Israeli citizens are wondering why they need Biden's approval to attack Gaza.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 08:18 PM (mZ3xv)

They probably quite rightly suspect that the Junta is willing to shoot at them to protect Hamas if they feel it would be expedient to do so.

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 08:59 PM (v27SO)

100 Have to ask Alberta Oil Peon if folx up there drive on the center line all the time.

'Banff' is a funny place name. It sounds like when Batman punches the Penguin in the ass.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at October 24, 2023 09:00 PM (MvF+J)

101 There are still Nazi submarine bases in Saint-Nazaire and Lorient, France that are practically indestructible.
Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 08:10 PM (O/QHC
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And don't forget all the Dragon's Teeth along the Siegfried Line! Walked a few of them, and they aren't going anywhere anytime soon.


You can still see Mulberry pieces off the beach in Normandy.

BTW, I just finished Generation War. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:00 PM (I/Qkd)

102 Evenin' Horde. Home inspection is tomorrow!

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 24, 2023 09:00 PM (aBJcM)

103 How do you know if an Electron is cold?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The thing that goes up, is down?
Posted by: Ciampino


Actually, protons and neutrons are made of up and down quarks, but electrons are not.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 24, 2023 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

104 Bumping with YD, Volume 1:

Because you gotta be a nut fool, you can cut, n****, fuck school... You wanna be somebody I'll tell ya ass ya can't.


https://youtu.be/UQ8qduxrlg0?si=5R_MPzRg6ZUMZGNE

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:01 PM (0FoWg)

105 Actually, protons and neutrons are made of up and down quarks, but electrons are not.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 24, 2023 09:01 PM (DgGvY

Oh shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:02 PM (mZ3xv)

106 Just think how cool that pillbox could be if you painted it all up and put dragons ears on top of it and a dragons tongue sticking out. And you could set it to shoot puffs of flame every so often.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2023 09:03 PM (S6gqv)

107 Love the fox video.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 24, 2023 09:03 PM (74s8k)

108 Unmade DS9 episode: Up the Down QuarkCase.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2023 09:04 PM (S6gqv)

109 >>>Actually, protons and neutrons are made of up and down quarks, but electrons are not.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 24, 2023 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

======

*Obligatory*

"Shut up, Wesley!!!

Posted by: The Crew at October 24, 2023 09:04 PM (JfxgE)

110 96 I don't think they are waiting for anyone's approval. Just for the air in the tunnels to run out.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 08:58 PM (V13WU)
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I read long ago that the pressure wave from an underwater explosion (eg.: depth charge) could kill a diver up to a mile away. True?
How about in a tunnel?

Posted by: Ciampino - bunker busters - grandslams at October 24, 2023 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

111 -
Edith ain't interested in anyone's "spelunking" but mine. OK, you??

Posted by: Archie at October 24, 2023 09:06 PM (7TGq0)

112 I read long ago that the pressure wave from an underwater explosion (eg.: depth charge) could kill a diver up to a mile away. True?
How about in a tunnel?
Posted by: Ciampino - bunker busters - grandslams at October 24, 2023 09:05 PM (


I like where your head is at, but you'd need a well sealed chamber to block the waves from escaping.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:06 PM (mZ3xv)

113 Because you gotta be a nut fool, you can cut, n****, fuck school... You wanna be somebody I'll tell ya ass ya can't.



Why, it's practically Shakespearean.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:06 PM (I/Qkd)

114 I don't think they are waiting for anyone's approval. Just for the air in the tunnels to run out.


Wouldn't a thermobaric bomb be faster?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:07 PM (I/Qkd)

115 Nothing wrong with a stone cold fox every now and then.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2023 09:08 PM (IPxF/)

116 I'd release ten million gallons of expanding foam into the tunnels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:08 PM (mZ3xv)

117 There are still Nazi submarine bases

And the yet to be discovered flying submarines!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 24, 2023 09:09 PM (i4CGk)

118 I got a nasty bitch, a gangsta bitch, a two-time offendin' ass pranksta bitch:

https://youtu.be/2fClNXV8Wms?si=fbFJP7OlYdViFj0N

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:09 PM (0FoWg)

119 Tunnels that are oblong, that is wider than they are tall, tend to dampen out concussion waves per a tour at Ft. Stevens. There may be some math guiding that. I was about 12 when I heard that so I wouldn't bet money on it.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2023 09:09 PM (xhaym)

120 Wouldn't a thermobaric bomb be faster?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:07 PM (I/Qkd)

Throw a 4" pump suction into the Med and toss the discharge line into the tunnel entrance. Fire up pump. Sit back and pop popcorn. Bombs are expensive.

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:09 PM (v27SO)

121 There's something about this singer. I can't put my finger on it. Unfortunately.

Warning: Ear worm.

https://tinyurl.com/dzjd2a67

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:10 PM (I/Qkd)

122 118 I got a nasty bitch, a gangsta bitch, a two-time offendin' ass pranksta bitch:

https://youtu.be/2fClNXV8Wms?si=fbFJP7OlYdViFj0N
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:09 PM (0FoWg

Now do Wadsworth!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:10 PM (mZ3xv)

123 107 Love the fox video.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 24, 2023 09:03 PM (74s8k)
----
Beautiful fox. The English and their fox hunts, so cruel letting dogs tear them to pieces. If it's a female and has pups then they die a horrible death, from thirst and hunger.
I think I'd reluctantly shoot the dogs and happily shoot the riders.

Posted by: Ciampino - Beautiful tail at October 24, 2023 09:10 PM (qfLjt)

124 There are still Nazi submarine bases

And the yet to be discovered flying submarines!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 24, 2023 09:09 PM (i4CGk)

Mum's the word.

Posted by: Nazi Bases on the Moon at October 24, 2023 09:10 PM (4I/2K)

125 Should be like the Battle of the Bulge...

The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
1h
Michael Bay: 'Movies That Don't Have At Least 537 Explosions Aren't Real Cinema'
https://buff.ly/3FvEflT

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 24, 2023 09:11 PM (TGPs7)

126 There's something about this singer. I can't put my finger on it. Unfortunately.

No, really. The girl can sing.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:11 PM (I/Qkd)

127 it is not one tunnel. it is a huge maze, a city underneath a city; streets, side streets, all kinds of facilities

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 09:11 PM (V13WU)

128 Had lunch at Dana Point today, beautiful day right on the harbor. Got to watch a few navy seal teams come slowly cruising in and dock at their separate little place. Looked like a training mission. Good looking group of men.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2023 09:12 PM (IPxF/)

129 Pump it full of concrete.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:12 PM (mZ3xv)

130 -
Nothing wrong with a stone cold fox every now and then.
--

I carry a heating pad.

Posted by: Necrophiliac Furry at October 24, 2023 09:13 PM (7TGq0)

131 this is why gaza absorbed billions and billions and is still the worst dilapidated dump on the planet - all went to the terrorists and the tunnels underneath

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 09:13 PM (V13WU)

132 Should be like the Battle of the Bulge...

The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
1h
Michael Bay: 'Movies That Don't Have At Least 537 Explosions Aren't Real Cinema'
https://buff.ly/3FvEflT
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 24, 2023 09:11 PM (TGPs7)

We like this feller's movies.

Posted by: Big Jim and Billy Sol Hurok, SCTV Farm Report at October 24, 2023 09:13 PM (4I/2K)

133 Texas showered some major love on ace last weekend. Thank you, lin-duh

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2023 09:13 PM (oC0Io)

134 Mum's the word.
Posted by: Nazi Bases on the Moon at October 24, 2023 09:10 PM (4I/2K)


If you have never read the David Drake book Fortress, you might be interested in it.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2023 09:13 PM (xhaym)

135 120 Wouldn't a thermobaric bomb be faster?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:07 PM (I/Qkd)

Throw a 4" pump suction into the Med and toss the discharge line into the tunnel entrance. Fire up pump. Sit back and pop popcorn. Bombs are expensive.

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:09 PM (v27SO)
----
Yes nut that means one tunnel per pump. I'd like to take care of several at once.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tsllboys and Grandslams at October 24, 2023 09:14 PM (qfLjt)

136 it is not one tunnel. it is a huge maze, a city underneath a city; streets, side streets, all kinds of facilities
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 09:11 PM (V13WU)

Sounds like we might need more pumps.

https://www.javeler.com/
dredging-equipment/6-x-6-jet-pump/

Hey! IDF! These things are like $300 a day each!

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:14 PM (v27SO)

137 btw, there are the similar tunnels leading from MEX to the US

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 09:15 PM (V13WU)

138 Pump it full of concrete.

We start a crash program to develop the genetic code for the worms in Tremors. Think about those suckers going through the tunnels.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:15 PM (I/Qkd)

139 "Pain and Gain" is a pretty good Michael Bay movie with few explosions.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at October 24, 2023 09:15 PM (MvF+J)

140 Evenin' Horde. Home inspection is tomorrow!
*****************
Good luck with the inspection SID. Great to see you again in TX. Glad your ride home was uneventful - in the uh-oh sense.

Posted by: Grateful at October 24, 2023 09:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

141 Posted by: Ciampino - bunker busters - grandslams at October 24, 2023 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

Bunker Busters?
I say bomb every suspected tunnel entrance area with 1,000 non explosive standard 75/25 CO2/Argon bottles with the transport caps off. Fill the whole area with a lethal heavier than air gas, let nature and gravity do it's work.

Posted by: Reforger at October 24, 2023 09:16 PM (B705c)

142 Pain and Gain" is a pretty good Michael Bay movie with few explosions.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at October 24, 2023 09:15 PM (MvF+J)

I was looking forward to that movie but was highly disappointed.

Posted by: Drive by at October 24, 2023 09:17 PM (O/QHC)

143 We start a crash program to develop the genetic code for the worms in Tremors. Think about those suckers going through the tunnels.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:15 PM (I/Qkd)

We've got some preliminary lab results you might be interested in funding further research . . . .

Posted by: Umbrella Corp. at October 24, 2023 09:19 PM (4I/2K)

144 I say bomb every suspected tunnel entrance area with 1,000 non explosive standard 75/25 CO2/Argon bottles with the transport caps off. Fill the whole area with a lethal heavier than air gas, let nature and gravity do it's work.
Posted by: Reforger at October 24, 2023 09:16 PM (B705c)

Dredging equipment is cheap and seawater is free. That pump I linked up there will move two million gallons per 24 hours. Fill the entire complex with saltwater.

Then release sharks into it.

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:19 PM (v27SO)

145 I am canning dilly beans today. It was OK until I started boiling the vinegar with the cayenne, and then I managed to pretty much bear spray myself.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2023 09:19 PM (xhaym)

146 until I started boiling the vinegar with the cayenne, and then I managed to pretty much bear spray myself.
Posted by: Kindltot a

Sorry for laughing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 09:21 PM (/ozox)

147 I was right about tunneling drones:

@bob32ski 2:00 PM · Oct 22, 2023
Here you go. Armed tunneling plasma robots that respond to the sounds of digging underground.

twitter.com/bob32ski/status/1716197937359753687

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2023 09:22 PM (IG4Id)

148 Oof Kindletot. I can imagine.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 24, 2023 09:22 PM (3cGpq)

149 I remember from HS chemistry: 'Always pour cayenne into vinegar; never pour vinegar into cayenne.'

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at October 24, 2023 09:24 PM (MvF+J)

150 At first quick read, I thought Kindletot was suggesting boiling vinegar with the cayenne as an anti-tunnel military strategy.

Posted by: TRex at October 24, 2023 09:24 PM (IQ6Gq)

151 Bunker Busters?
I say bomb every suspected tunnel entrance area with 1,000 non explosive standard 75/25 CO2/Argon bottles with the transport caps off. Fill the whole area with a lethal heavier than air gas, let nature and gravity do it's work.


Those a***oles are big Hitler fans, so why not just dump some heavier-than-air Zyklon B in there. They can enjoy the full experience.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:24 PM (I/Qkd)

152 I am canning dilly beans today. It was OK until I started boiling the vinegar with the cayenne, and then I managed to pretty much bear spray myself.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2023 09:19 PM (xhaym)

"How was your day yesterday, sweetie?"

"My Mommy made tear gas in the kitchen!"

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:25 PM (v27SO)

153 A little bit of lumberjack music (I used to listen to this with my boy when we'd put a load on):

https://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw?si=H8bsnqgyJ1YbkNVC

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:25 PM (0FoWg)

154 Never let your moral enemy know you've compromised their network until you turn it into a deathtrap. - Sun Tzu ... possibly not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2023 09:25 PM (IG4Id)

155 Sorry for laughing.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 09:21 PM (/ozox)


do you want to know about the first THREE years I tried grinding dried chilies for chili powder?

I just take the blender into the back yard with a long extension cord now.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2023 09:26 PM (xhaym)

156 133 Texas showered some major love on ace last weekend. Thank you, lin-duh
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2023 09:13 PM (oC0Io)

Ace made an appearance at the TxMoMe this year?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 24, 2023 09:26 PM (4iB6S)

157 141
I think the body can detect high CO2 concentraions and one starts panting. Now use nitrogen and that isn't detected. Just pour liquid nitrogen at every entrance found.
If one used LPG then it could be ignited and kaboom the whole complex.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tallboys and Grandslams at October 24, 2023 09:27 PM (qfLjt)

158 *mortal - obviously.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2023 09:27 PM (IG4Id)

159 Peter A. McCullough, MD, MPH™ @P_McCulloughMD Oct 21

Here is the FAQ COVID-19 vaccine listed benefit(s).
Note there is no claim that the vaccines reduce the severity of illness or help patients avoid hospitalization and death. @CDCgov @US_FDA are making false advertising claims when they go beyond the consent form.

https://is.gd/Iev45D

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2023 09:27 PM (VvPil)

160 Darrell Harris, nope. His tip jar got a big boost though.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2023 09:28 PM (oC0Io)

161 I would try to find multiple entrances to the tunnels and pump natural gas into them and keep doing so for quite a while.
They would need to consider the possibility that those tunnels could be blocked and redirected back into Israel.

Posted by: were I the IDF at October 24, 2023 09:28 PM (7TGq0)

162 What about bats? What if we release ten million bats into the tunnels?

Follow with me here.

Ebola infected bats.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:28 PM (mZ3xv)

163 Good luck with the inspection SID. Great to see you again in TX. Glad your ride home was uneventful - in the uh-oh sense.
Posted by: Grateful
---
Thanks so much! I'm nervous AF. Not sure why. I'm not the one being inspected.

I enjoyed seeing you in TX too. Wish I were still there shooting things!

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 24, 2023 09:29 PM (aBJcM)

164 Listening to Sisters of Mercy, a group I didn't know about until a couple of years ago. Not bad.

Posted by: Ciampino - I like the Mother Russia track at October 24, 2023 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

165 Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:28 PM (mZ3xv)

"What could go wrong?"

Uhm... YES. That is what could go wrong.

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:31 PM (v27SO)

166
Ace made an appearance at the TxMoMe this year?
Posted by: Darrell Harris

And *showered*!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 09:31 PM (/ozox)

167 Ok. Fine. No Ebola Bats.

What about pumping Michael Bolton music into the tunnels?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:32 PM (mZ3xv)

168 This is a bit old but it's new to me maybe new to you.

Pandemic Panic
'FDA is not a Physician': Federal Appeals Court Sides with Doctors on Ivermectin for COVID-19
Dr. Mary Talley Bowden 'thrilled" the 5th Circuit rules that her lawsuit against the agency can continue
Emily Miller
Sep 1, 2023

A federal appeals court on Friday gave three doctors the green light to pursue their lawsuit against the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) over using ivermectin off-label to treat COVID-19.
https://is.gd/TQ3zXe

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2023 09:32 PM (VvPil)

169 Republicans admit they don't have anyone who can get to 217.

Lulz


Perfect, we say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:35 PM (mZ3xv)

170 -
Ace made an appearance at the TxMoMe this year?
Posted by: Darrell Harris
--
And *showered*!!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
--
So more of an Ace-lite appearance.

Posted by: Horde Papparazzi at October 24, 2023 09:35 PM (7TGq0)

171 I've always wanted to grind it in my teachers' faces who told me I'd never amount to shit. But I figured I couldn't, because I forgot that just because I never used social media doesn't mean they didn't.

I bet they're all on Facebook or some gay shit like it. Maybe I should sign up and dick pic all of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:36 PM (0FoWg)

172 ROTATING SPEAKERSHIP ! yourwelcome

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 09:36 PM (V13WU)

173 Rs are idiots.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2023 09:36 PM (V13WU)

174 Any gas used doesn't destroy the tunnel system and the tunnels have to be destroyed.
The same goes for sea water (although much cheaper than the gas method).

If you don't destroy the tunnels you have to use something that is persistent so that they can not be used again.
I don't know what would stay active long enough to make a long term deterrent.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 09:36 PM (/ozox)

175 Ok. Fine. No Ebola Bats.
What about pumping Michael Bolton music into the tunnels?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Go back to the bats.

Posted by: The Geneva Conventions at October 24, 2023 09:37 PM (DgGvY)

176 175 Ok. Fine. No Ebola Bats.
What about pumping Michael Bolton music into the tunnels?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Go back to the bats.
Posted by: The Geneva Conventions at October 24, 2023 09:37 PM (DgGvY

*slowly hides the Kenny G Christmas CD*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:38 PM (mZ3xv)

177 I've got a new miniature dachshund puppy and he's the sweetest little boy but I've forgotten how much work puppies are. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at October 24, 2023 09:38 PM (oaGWv)

178 Listening to Sisters of Mercy, a group I didn't know about until a couple of years ago. Not bad.
Posted by: Ciampino

Is Bella Lugosi still dead?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 24, 2023 09:40 PM (KAi1n)

179 "I don't know what would stay active long enough to make a long term deterrent."

Cesium 137 half-life = 30 years.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at October 24, 2023 09:40 PM (MvF+J)

180 121 There's something about this singer. I can't put my finger on it. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:10 PM (I/Qkd)

Same singer, wet white t-shirt in bathtub:

https://tinyurl.com/vtttz33k

Posted by: Bayesian Prior at October 24, 2023 09:40 PM (q1I67)

181 That's Bauhaus....

Posted by: SFGoth at October 24, 2023 09:41 PM (KAi1n)

182 164 Listening to Sisters of Mercy, a group I didn't know about until a couple of years ago. Not bad.

Posted by: Ciampino - I like the Mother Russia track at October 24, 2023 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

Try this. Same vein.

https://tinyurl.com/dpma2m3y

Posted by: Reforger at October 24, 2023 09:42 PM (B705c)

183 *slowly hides the Kenny G Christmas CD*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:38 PM (mZ3xv)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZvHuh7wKM

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:42 PM (v27SO)

184 174
I don't know what would stay active long enough to make a long term deterrent.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 09:36 PM (/ozox)
----
Raw sewage? Sr-90? Anthrax spores? Pig shit?
None of these are good because the tunnels extend into Israel.

Posted by: Ciampino - imploding or other collapsing is good at October 24, 2023 09:43 PM (qfLjt)

185 "Hey, Miss Parsons... I bet you forgot about YD. But you won't do that again."

*click*

I think I'm signing up for FB tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:45 PM (0FoWg)

186 185 "Hey, Miss Parsons... I bet you forgot about YD. But you won't do that again."

*click*

I think I'm signing up for FB tonight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:45 PM (0FoWg


I don't see how this could end badly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:46 PM (mZ3xv)

187 "Hey, Miss Parsons... I bet you forgot about YD. But you won't do that again."

*click*

I think I'm signing up for FB tonight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:45 PM (0FoWg)

I don't know you from Adam, but you kinda sound like you're angry drunk right now. You OK?

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:47 PM (v27SO)

188 None of these are good because the tunnels extend into Israel.
Posted by: Ciampino

A whole lot of cement slurry will be expensive; but, the added benefit is any sealed areas to prevent gas from poisoning them would be sealed... forever.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 09:47 PM (/ozox)

189 Time to create another party

Republicans have screwed the pooch so completely this time that their voters are left to leaving (very hostile) Voice messages on their office phones and their collective staff are maxing out their sick call days as a result and deleting all their social media accounts.

TRUMP would FIRE ALL OF YOUR ASSES!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2023 09:48 PM (UsQA1)

190 -
Any gas used doesn't destroy the tunnel system and the tunnels have to be destroyed.
The same goes for sea water (although much cheaper than the gas method).
----

I'm not talking about destroying the tunnels, although that might happen occasionally with a spark or open flame, but rendering them unsafe for use. Israel has a decent supply of natural gas. Pump it in and keep doing so. Sealing gas out of a tunnel is difficult.

Posted by: were I the IDF at October 24, 2023 09:49 PM (7TGq0)

191 TRUMP would FIRE ALL OF YOUR ASSES!!!

Sure, sure. Tell me again, why didn't he do that before?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 24, 2023 09:50 PM (I/Qkd)

192 145 I am canning dilly beans today. It was OK until I started boiling the vinegar with the cayenne, and then I managed to pretty much bear spray myself.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 24, 2023 09:19 PM

Dilly dilly? Please, please come back.

Posted by: Bud Light at October 24, 2023 09:50 PM (NCgXW)

193 Oh wow.

That road into Banff. Been there. It's magical.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at October 24, 2023 09:50 PM (nTENC)

194 Ciampino

kittens

Pls hit me at:

strawdog204@gmail.com

I keep leaving this message for you whenever I see you've left a new comment

Posted by: mnw at October 24, 2023 09:51 PM (NLIak)

195 The tunnel dwellers will die from radon poisoning soon enough anyways.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2023 09:52 PM (4I/2K)

196 What if we start a rumor that Hamas has information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary and Bill Clinton?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:53 PM (mZ3xv)

197 I don't know you from Adam, but you kinda sound like you're angry drunk right now. You OK?
Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:47 PM (v27SO)

Sober as a ghost. Unfortunately, this just me. I'm not actually going to dick pic any old bats tonight, though.

Or ... Am I?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2023 09:54 PM (0FoWg)

198 I'm not talking about destroying the tunnels, although that might happen occasionally with a spark or open flame, but rendering them unsafe for use. Israel has a decent supply of natural gas. Pump it in and keep doing so. Sealing gas out of a tunnel is difficult.
Posted by: were I the IDF at October 24, 2023 09:49 PM (7TGq0)


Stupid Hamas missing out on another money making opportunity. The tunnels in Chang Mai are still there and are now a big tourist draw. Could do the same in Gaza.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2023 09:54 PM (XHWSH)

199 What if we start a rumor that Hamas has information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary and Bill Clinton?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

If they donate to the Billary club the hit squad will leave them alone.
The pResident has provided enough of our money.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 24, 2023 09:55 PM (/ozox)

200 What if we start a rumor that Hamas has information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary and Bill Clinton?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:53 PM (mZ3xv)

Hamas' leadership has a copy of Epstein's client list. Swearzies.

Posted by: Vanya at October 24, 2023 09:56 PM (v27SO)

201 @172

>>ROTATING SPEAKERSHIP ! yourwelcome

This is so idiotic and insane that this absolutely must happen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 24, 2023 09:57 PM (XV/Pl)

202 SiD - yes, good luck with the inspection. Hope all goes well.

Posted by: Iris at October 24, 2023 09:57 PM (n3DL0)

203 I say we put AI in charge of the House.

Just ChatGPT that bitch right up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 24, 2023 09:59 PM (mZ3xv)

204 He was told to try and play nice with all the Obama maggots still running around the Capitol.

Sure as shit he did not anticipate the back stabbers during COVID.

In spite of all the subterfuge...he has GAME because he was never a LOW LIFE POLITICIAN to begin with.

So EAT Shit on that.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2023 10:07 PM (UsQA1)

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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat