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Bait-and-Switch: BIDEN FALSELY BILLS PITCH FOR UKRAINE FUNDING AS A "STATEMENT ON ISRAEL"
SEGUES FROM UKRAINE TO "ISLAMOPHOBIA"

He's literally now talking more about Ukraine than Israel.

I guess his thinking is that the braindead shitlibs put Ukrainian flags all over their Twitter account, and maybe he can connect Israel to that. I mean, at best, that's what he's doing.

He's literally still talking about Ukraine. This is a bait-and-switch.

This is literally nothing but a political play to get Ukraine funding. The mention of Israel was nothing but a smokescreen!

Holy shit!

Now he's bragging that he told those violent Israelis "not to be blinded by rage."

And now he's fucking back to Ukraine.

After telling Israel not to be "blinded by rage," he's back to Putin.

How much do you want to bet he claims that Beau Biden died in Iraq? Or hints that hi wife, who blew through a stop sign, was killed by a drunk driver?

Or perhaps we'll discover new chapters in Biden Family Lore and find out he lived in a kibbutz for a year with a twentysomething Goldie Hawn?

You know, I wrote The Hannukah Song. True story. My word as a Biden. It was a real mitzvah, you're welcome.

No but really what he's going to do is appease the left flank. He's got to get them back on-side. That might involve suggesting that he's going to hold Israel's feet to the fire on collateral damage.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:58 PM




Comments

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1 Brain-Damaged Monster to Address Nation

Yes, but which one?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 07:57 PM (ynpvh)

2 Actually first, after I NOODed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 07:58 PM (ynpvh)

3 Hullo?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

4 >>>Brain-Damaged Monster to Address Nation

Yes, but which one?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 07:57 PM (ynpvh)

The democrat one.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 19, 2023 07:59 PM (JfxgE)

5 had almost 2 minutes to myself. Well, my bad, didn't take advantage of it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:00 PM (ynpvh)

6
GO JOE GO!

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 08:00 PM (j4U/Z)

7 "Twentysomething Goldie Hawn" was good.

Posted by: Hannibal at October 19, 2023 08:00 PM (Z8Yh2)

8 They touched the hair on my legs

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 19, 2023 08:00 PM (as3uC)

9
Because of the dangerous and deteriorating situation in the Middle East, Donald Trump has been indicted again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:00 PM (MoZTd)

10
We stand behind Israel as we tell them to knock it off.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (j4U/Z)

11 I'm morbidly curious to see what his chin looks like.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

12 Ten percent. If they only knew

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (as3uC)

13 We know exactly how Antony Blinken's face looks right now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

14 Collateral: It's what you want to damage.

Posted by: Scottst at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (R3PbL)

15 He’d talking tonight!? I thought he was already at his limit after he muttered some nonsense today.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

16 How much do you want to bet he claims that Beau Biden died in Iraq? Or hints that hi wife, who blew through a stop sign, was killed by a drunk driver?

His telling survivors of the Hamas Death Squads at a meeting in Israel that he understood their pain at losing their families, because his wife was killed in an auto accident, was revolting enough.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (2tUFv)

17 9
Because of the dangerous and deteriorating situation in the Middle East, Donald Trump has been indicted again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:00 PM (MoZTd)

Was it DC, Georgia, AZ, Michigan, PA, or Wisconsin?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (ynpvh)

18 >>>We stand behind Israel as we tell them to knock it off.

Yes, I think this will be the message. He can't have Rashid Tlaib attacking him.

He is repulsively a slave to the hard left. He thinks this is the way he'll prove he was smarter than Obama.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (KRtlO)

19 Chin balls.

Posted by: mesablue at October 19, 2023 08:02 PM (oTHCN)

20
He'll do a Budd Dwyer, miss, and kill Jill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:02 PM (MoZTd)

21 Whatayamean track suit?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 19, 2023 08:02 PM (as3uC)

22 Oh, FFS He's so hopped up.

Posted by: Heidi at October 19, 2023 08:02 PM (9214m)

23 11 I'm morbidly curious to see what his chin looks like.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

Three balls. There are three...

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at October 19, 2023 08:02 PM (ynpvh)

24 We must defeat all terrorists including the MEGA MAGA REPUBLICANS!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 08:02 PM (NpAcC)

25 Leave us alone!

Posted by: 3x5 Index Cards at October 19, 2023 08:02 PM (/qa9n)

26 the slurring.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (KRtlO)

27 I'm sure this is going to be a good time.

Mr. Dmlw! has been glued to i24 and Fox alternatively for the last week and a half. I'm at the point where I am going to have to sit in a different room. I cannot stand their voices for another minute. My ears hurt.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (OX9vb)

28 19 Chin balls.

Posted by: mesablue at October 19, 2023 08:02 PM (oTHCN)

I think there were plenty of those under the Chinese Emperor

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (ynpvh)

29 From the Jordan to the sea, old enough to pee; old enough for me.

Posted by: joey biden at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (krqg6)

30 My wifi is observing a moment of silence

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (as3uC)

31 the swallowing. I shouldn't have to hear this much saliva being moved around his mouth.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (KRtlO)

32
Hostages and American citizens attempting to flee the situation will be severely reprimanded by the state department.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (j4U/Z)

33 In fairness, Joe once had a grease fire in his kitchen so he understands the fear of being rocketed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (vd5FN)

34 And remember that only a teeny-tiny fraction of Palestinians support Hamas.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (2tUFv)

35 Man, he is extra mushy tonight.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

36 Disclose.tv
NOW - White House is red minutes before Biden's speech.


Why the red lighting tonight?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (xPl2J)

37 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
The conversation I imagine:

Puppetmaster 1: "We can make the public believe anything now."

Puppetmaster 2: "Anything? Surely, that is an exaggeration."

Puppetmaster 1: "I'll bet I can make the president sew his balls to his chin while making the public pretend they can't see it."

Puppetmaster 2: "You're on."
https://tinyurl.com/2knwuj69

And:
https://tinyurl.com/4p8xmtv2

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (krqg6)

38 Botox tightens things up I think. Could be some swelling a la Lurch Kerry.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (Z8Yh2)

39
As a devout Catholic, he and the Pope are going after the Trads.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (MoZTd)

40 ok you guys, I am totally relying on you to post the juicy bits

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (V13WU)

41 33 In fairness, Joe once had a grease fire in his kitchen so he understands the fear of being rocketed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (vd5FN)

Plenty of exhaust from he posterior port...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (ynpvh)

42 From the Jordan to the sea, Palestine will be Jew-free.

Posted by: What They Really Mean! at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (2tUFv)

43 34 And remember that only a teeny-tiny fraction of Palestinians support Hamas.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (2tUFv)

Well, the gay ones have gone missing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (ynpvh)

44 26 the slurring.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (KRtlO)

And his upper lip doesn't move. But he's squinty! He means it!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

45 we're fucking talking about Putin and Ukraine?!?!?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (KRtlO)

46 Old news here but coalesced:

Tom Elliott @tomselliott 2h
Am sure all of these doxed Delta Force ops have already been evacuated from Israel. Sorry, American hostages, but Biden needed some fresh content for his Insta — you understand!

Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ 2h
NEW: The White House admits they accidentally doxxed US Special Forces by posting an uncensored photo of them w/ Biden in Israel.

WH: “As soon as this was brought to our attention, we immediately deleted the photo. We regret the error and any issues this may have caused.”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (krqg6)

47 Pick a scandal, any scandal.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (as3uC)

48 >>Brain-Damaged Monster to Address Nation at 8pm

Have no desire to watch this Daughter F**ker Flap his lying whore mouth.

Shut your f**king face, Daughter f**ker
You´re a c**ksucking, a**-liking, Daughter f**ker
You´re an Daughter f**ker, yes it´s true
Nobody f**ks Daughters just like you

Shut your f**king face, Daughter f**ker
You´re the one that f**ks your Daughter Daughter f**ker
You don´t even sleep or mow the lawn
You f**k your Daughter all day long

Shut you´re f**king face, Daughter f**ker
You´re a boner bitting bastard, Daughter f**ker
You´re an Daughter f**ker, i must say
You f**ked your Daughter yesterday!

Daughter f**ker, that´s d-a-u-g-h-t-e-r, f**k you!
Daughter f**ker!

Suck my balls!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:05 PM (XV/Pl)

49 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 6h
4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages buff.ly/3tzYfAZ

Joel Berry @JoelWBerry 5h
Say what you will about The Babylon Bee--our fake news stories never incited antisemitic riots and terrorist acts around the world
[Managing Editor of @TheBabylonBee, bestselling author of Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress, USMC vet, grumpy dad]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:05 PM (krqg6)

50 BIAP is under rocket attack. Not sure if they got the all clear yet. It looks like the same for Al asad. Iranian aligned militias are hitting our assets. Also notable, Joetato and his team of leaking assholes posted an Instagram photo of him shaking hand with our SF group in the ground. Not only is that an OPSEC risk because it's probably SFOD D, but they also showed their faces in the post without blurring them. They took it down but the internet is forever. Way to go, assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:05 PM (FPsm2)

51 What the hell.... So convoluted.

Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:05 PM (OcGS+)

52 New word -- amyalated.

Posted by: mesablue at October 19, 2023 08:05 PM (oTHCN)

53
He's switching to the Republican Party.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:05 PM (MoZTd)

54 44 26 the slurring.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (KRtlO)

And his upper lip doesn't move. But he's squinty! He means it!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

Jeff Dunham is tired of making Joe's mouth move.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:05 PM (ynpvh)

55 Why the red lighting tonight?

To emphasize that the MAGA traitors are still our real enemies.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:06 PM (2tUFv)

56 In fairness, Joe once had a grease fire in his kitchen so he understands the fear of being rocketed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:03 PM (vd5FN)


He once had a bagel toasted just a bit too dark, so he understands the pain of the Jews.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

57 What does Putin have to do with this?

Posted by: Heidi at October 19, 2023 08:06 PM (9214m)

58 Take a senile mumbler.

Mis-rig his mic so he sounds even more indistinguishable than usual.

Your Government At Work.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:06 PM (MkuC5)

59 you couldn't pay me to watch his crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2023 08:06 PM (S6gqv)

60 so far so bad, I gather ?

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:07 PM (V13WU)

61 did I get this wrong? Is this a Ukraine speech?

What the fuck?!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:07 PM (KRtlO)

62 Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_ 2h
NEW: The White House admits they accidentally doxxed US Special Forces by posting an uncensored photo of them w/ Biden in Israel.

WH: “As soon as this was brought to our attention, we immediately deleted the photo. We regret the error and any issues this may have caused.”
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:04 PM (krqg6)

Is this real?

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

63 There's nothing so heinous as your wife blowing through a stop sign and run'd over by a damned old train.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (A+M5E)

64 US...Europe MIddle East rail Corridor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (ynpvh)

65 Is he actually talking about a Middle East train?

That can't be right. Nobody is that stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)

66
Well, damn. I just found out I have a Minuteman silo in my back yard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (MoZTd)

67 His African railway employs people and saves lives.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (krqg6)

68 I repeat, "doxxing" was not an accident.

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (V13WU)

69 Turkey! Congrats, Jim in K.

Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (cTCuP)

70 monorail ... Monorail ... MONORAIL

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (onF8C)

71 "to fund...Israel and Ukraine".

Just can't divorce the two funding schemes, can you Joe?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (ynpvh)

72 Israel. Ukraine. They both start with vowels.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

73 "Hamas doesn't represent the Palestinian People." - Biden

Hamas has an approval rating among it's constituents twenty points north of Biden', does that mean Biden doesn't represent the American people?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (z+89e)

74 @57

>>What does Putin have to do with this?

That's Red Meat Dog Whistling for the GOP WarCons like Rubio and Graham.

Like the whores they are easy and will spread their legs when the hear that sweet sweet war talk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (XV/Pl)

75 "Is this real?
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:07 PM (Ed8Zd)"

See #50. Yes

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (FPsm2)

76 Just because a Middle East war is starting is no reason to shop shoveling billions to Ukraine.

After all, the Treasury Secretary said we can afford two wars!

We can afford a hundred wars!

All we need to do is print money!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (2tUFv)

77 70 monorail ... Monorail ... MONORAIL

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (onF8C)

Mono for you...and mono for you...and mono for YOU!

Posted by: Orca Winfry at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (ynpvh)

78 Is this real?
Posted by: LASue
----------
Yes.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (krqg6)

79 Is he actually talking about a Middle East train?

That can't be right. Nobody is that stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)

Crazy, but that's how it goes...

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (xPl2J)

80 this is nothing but a pitch for Ukraine funding with Israel as a smokescreen

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (KRtlO)

81 If we stop funding Ukraine, Israel will be conquered.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:09 PM (2tUFv)

82 What about money for SECURING our own borders?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (NpAcC)

83 61 did I get this wrong? Is this a Ukraine speech?

What the fuck?!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:07 PM (KRtlO)

It's a grift speech. Pure and simple.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (MkuC5)

84 72 Israel. Ukraine. They both start with vowels.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

What, am I dog meat?

Posted by: Yemen at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (ynpvh)

85
Things are taking a bad turn north of Crimea, methinks.

Or the silly bastard can't focus on any failed misadventure for more than an hour.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (j4U/Z)

86 What a turd. And I guess this means he made it back to DC ok.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

87 Islamaphobia!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (krqg6)

88 "Hamas doesn't represent the Palestinian People." - Biden"

Lie. Drink.

Hamas is the government of Gaza. They are supported by a majority of the people. The other part supports Islamic Jihad.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (FPsm2)

89 All we need to do is print money!
Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War


Yas!

Posted by: 95% of Gope at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (/qa9n)

90 He took the AmTrak to work, he knows trains......

Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (OcGS+)

91 Where the hell am I?

Posted by: Joe Biden, Democrat at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (R/m4+)

92 Israel. Ukraine. They both start with vowels.

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

What, am I dog meat?
Posted by: Yemen at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (ynpvh)


sometimes

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

93 Islamaphobia. Yes, definitely one of my top concerns right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (ZLI7S)

94 this is nothing but a pitch for Ukraine funding. It's incredible. He just occasionally touches base on Israel to get back to the real pitch, Ukraine.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (KRtlO)

95 "Hamas doesn't represent the Palestinian People." - Biden

And the Nazis don't represent the German people, so we can't do anything that might harm German civilians!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, 1943 War President! at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (2tUFv)

96 Well, damn. I just found out I have a Minuteman silo in my back yard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:08 PM (MoZTd)

Now find the big, red button.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (eTnDQ)

97 Now he's complaining about Islamophobia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

98 91 Where the hell am I?

Posted by: Joe Biden, Democrat at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (R/m4+)

In the deep. Check your diaper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (ynpvh)

99 Remember, no matter what happens somewhere in the world, one thing you can guarantee, American Taxpayers will be funding it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (XV/Pl)

100 Yes. Raghead-Americans undergoing the same stress of Islamophobia as after 9/11!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (krqg6)

101 "Hamas doesn't represent the Palestinian People." - Biden

"Islam is the religion of peace" - Bush the Dumber


One has to work hard to find more ignorant grifters.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (U31aU)

102 I hate these motherfuckers with the heat of a million nukes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (onF8C)

103 It's not a phobia if they are really trying to kill you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

104 now it's a speech about "islamaophobia"

like I said -- he has to get Rashid Tlaib on side.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (KRtlO)

105 #100 Oh, shit. Bringing up the landlord-kid stabbing as an example.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (krqg6)

106
"Hamas doesn't represent the Palestinian People." - Biden

____________

"Biden doesn't represent the American People." - Hadrian

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (MoZTd)

107 What about the Anti-Semitism from the Democrat party and Democrat voters

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (NpAcC)

108 Wtf. Why isn’t he talking about the muzzle scumbag who punched the lady on the subway because she was Jewish.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (L77t2)

109 103 It's not a phobia if they are really trying to kill you.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
1000 carat comment

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (MkuC5)

110 65 Is he actually talking about a Middle East train?

That can't be right. Nobody is that stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

$100 million to the Chinese for Belt and Road.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (A+M5E)

111 "Hamas doesn't represent the Palestinian People." - Biden

Only 80% of them.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (2tUFv)

112 Fuck Joe biden and the Ukrainian horse he rode in on.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (T1jPn)

113 Did they put his mic up his arse again?

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (MkuC5)

114 Democrats don't represent America.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

115 I need it explained again while we (the USA) were doing/funding dangerous disease research in shitty, poorly secured countries, and why it was good policy.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

116 You must fund all my wars. They're all mine and I'm gonna win them. With your tax dollars. Just like the sweet, sweet Benjamin's I gave to Iran and the Palestinians. Just like the sweet, sweet cash Hunter and I got from Ukraine and China. Oh wait, they told me not to say that.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (FPsm2)

117 KIEV!!!!

Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (OcGS+)

118 My wife just asked to stop my nonstop stream of obscenities. I asked her to turn off the tube.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (onF8C)

119 Who gives a shit about Ukraine

Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (L77t2)

120 111 "Hamas doesn't represent the Palestinian People." - Biden

Only 80% of them.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (2tUFv)

Not all Muslims are Terrorists, BUT...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

121 101 "Hamas doesn't represent the Palestinian People." - Biden

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 08:11 PM (U31aU)

If Joe Biden represents Americans (ok, ok, I know), then absolutely Hamas represents Palestinians.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (OX9vb)

122 KIEV!!!!

Racist!

It's KEEEEEEEEEV!!!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (2tUFv)

123 90 He took the AmTrak to work, he knows trains......
Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (OcGS+)

----

Nobody knows trains like I do.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (7mwvx)

124 50 countries around the world and we still can't beat Putin?

Probably not the strong message you think it is, shithead.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)

125 117 KIEV!!!!

Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:13 PM (OcGS+)

Now, where did I put that Chicken...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

126 Why the fuck is he talking about Ukraine!!??

This is about Israel.

Gigantic asshole Biden is. Lying sack of shit.

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (MUGVQ)

127 Blinded by rage like US after 9/11; back to Ukraine.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (krqg6)

128 What? artillery shells?

Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (OcGS+)

129 123 90 He took the AmTrak to work, he knows trains......
Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM (OcGS+)

----

Nobody knows trains like I do.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 19, 2023 08:14 PM (7mwvx)

Nobody knows knobs like you do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:15 PM (ynpvh)

130 Look at your watch, Joe.

Oh, here comes the made up personal story.

Posted by: mesablue at October 19, 2023 08:15 PM (oTHCN)

131 Joe makes an open appeal to graft.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:15 PM (onF8C)

132 Closer to 2 years of Ukraine war, not a year.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:15 PM (krqg6)

133 I am joining with Miss Lindsey in declaring war on every other country on the planet!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:15 PM (2tUFv)

134 105 #100 Oh, shit. Bringing up the landlord-kid stabbing as an example.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:12 PM (krqg6)
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Nope not a red herring at all. Btw, my landlord hasn't murdered any tenants in all the years I've lived in my apartment.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 19, 2023 08:15 PM (pIx7m)

135 He just loves telling us how much of a hero he is because he was the first blah blah.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2023 08:15 PM (L77t2)

136 he is still on Zelenskyy and his bravery

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

137 I can't watch but you guys are making it fun in real time. Now turn it into a drinking game.

Posted by: Scottst at October 19, 2023 08:16 PM (R3PbL)

138 Tonight’s speech brought to you by: the Vowel countries!

For fun, let’s see if he can tell the difference between Iraq, Iran, Ukraine and Israel!

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

139 Whispery Joe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:16 PM (onF8C)

140 Almost whispering...so dramatic

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

141 Remember, when the Iranians finally nuke us, the most important thing will be to curb Islamaphobia.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:16 PM (2tUFv)

142 135 He just loves telling us how much of a hero he is because he was the first blah blah.

Posted by: Jaimo at October 19, 2023 08:15 PM (L77t2)

The first incestuous President!
The first pedo President!
The first PROVABLY dirty President!
The first...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:16 PM (ynpvh)

143 This is despicable. Conflating fucking Ukes with Israel's plight.

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (V13WU)

144 It's a political speech. He knows Republicans have said they would vote separately on funding for Ukraine and Israel. He wants it all together. There might not be enough votes to pass Ukraine funding, so he's using this to lean on the House. What a dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (FPsm2)

145 Ukraine doesn't have it's hands clean in any of this. Russia and Ukraine are both corrupt.

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (MUGVQ)

146 One thing is not like the other.
But FJB conflates everything.
Pray for Israel.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (joAAx)

147 "If I whisper, they think I am more authentic...." Drools.......

Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (OcGS+)

148 Whoever thought this speech was a good idea should be thanked.

This is insanity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (XV/Pl)

149 i can't believe what I just heard. Stunned.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (KRtlO)

150 https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (ynpvh)

151 I'm glad someone's watching this shitfest, because I'm certainly not.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (Qt4kF)

152
Watching Biden is like looking at a deeply dysfunctional household (Democrats) with a crazy abusive dad who has their full support while anyone from outside criticizes him.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 08:18 PM (j4U/Z)

153 I heard the air raid sirens in Keeeev, standing on the spot that was marked for me to hear the sirens!

I know the horrors of war!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:18 PM (2tUFv)

154 The Great Middle East Express certainly was news.

Didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

155 This is just a purposeful insult in Bibi face. He's letting Bibi know where the US government stands and it not with them.

Posted by: pawn at October 19, 2023 08:18 PM (5g9YU)

156 91 Where the hell am I?
Posted by: Joe Biden, Democrat at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM

(In Towlie voice) oh man....what am I doin' here? I'm so high...alright, gotta focus. Do the Ole routine they make me practice. "Ukraine is the key to....uh....all our security. And democracy, too, around the world".

Posted by: President Biden at October 19, 2023 08:18 PM (NCgXW)

157 153 I heard the air raid sirens in Keeeev, standing on the spot that was marked for me to hear the sirens!

I know the horrors of war!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:18 PM (2tUFv)

That's your TV, Joe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (ynpvh)

158 All this crap is intended to delay and weaken Israel's reaction.
Throw the traitor FJB out.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (joAAx)

159 Defence contracts making jobs around the US just like in WW2 -- the arsehole of democracy.

Secret flight to Warsaw for Uke meeting and the first time since Lincoln that a Prez entered a warzone not controlled by the US military!

Ducking sniper fire with Beau who didn't make it, I'm sure!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (krqg6)

160 That was the most inspiring speech ever given by a President of the United States.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (63Dwl)

161 Btw, my landlord hasn't murdered any tenants in all the years I've lived in my apartment.

As far as you know.

Posted by: Your Landlord at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (nfrXX)

162 I'm glad someone's watching this shitfest, because I'm certainly not.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 19, 2023 08:17 PM (Qt4kF)

Yep. I'm done.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (eTnDQ)

163 Islamaphobia??? The bloody gall of that slimeball.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (joAAx)

164 "All this crap is intended to delay and weaken Israel's reaction."

Exactly.

Posted by: pawn at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (5g9YU)

165 Welp, I bet every third world dictator is clapping for this speech. All Biden needs is some epaulets and a big hat.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:19 PM (FPsm2)

166 ABC news cunt extatic gush over her master's speach.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 19, 2023 08:20 PM (0fIkm)

167
I'm watching the ball game. So this puts the Gettysburg Address in the pale?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:20 PM (MoZTd)

168 We must replace Islamaphobia with Russophobia!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:20 PM (2tUFv)

169 G'rump you need a cave.

What happens in the cave stays in the cave.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:20 PM (MkuC5)

170 156 91 Where the hell am I?
Posted by: Joe Biden, Democrat at October 19, 2023 08:10 PM

(In Towlie voice) oh man....what am I doin' here? I'm so high...alright, gotta focus. Do the Ole routine they make me practice. "Ukraine is the key to....uh....all our security. And democracy, too, around the world".

Posted by: President Biden at October 19, 2023 08:18 PM (NCgXW)

Towlie's more like Hunter...
https://youtu.be/12RmnQXoqIc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:20 PM (ynpvh)

171 155 This is just a purposeful insult in Bibi face. He's letting Bibi know where the US government stands and it not with them.

Bingo

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:20 PM (joAAx)

172 I invented Chicken Kiev.

- Joe Biden.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (FPsm2)

173 Pro tip: Juan Peron never whispered.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (onF8C)

174 I watched the MASH once...... KIEV!

Posted by: Garbone at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (OcGS+)

175 @166

>>ABC news cunt extatic gush over her master's speach.

This simply reinforces the fact that we share a country with people but not the same reality.

It's incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

176 Brit Hume says it's the best speech of his presidency.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

177 I told the Israelis that even though the Hamas death squads slaughtered 1400 Jews on October 7th, that they must not fall prey to Islamaphobia!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (2tUFv)

178 These words of Biden will be enshrined in a monument to his greatness.

/sarc

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (MUGVQ)

179 So it looks like Joey has greenlighted Bibi.

Or was it Lucy?

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:22 PM (MkuC5)

180 Brit Hume says it's the best speech of his presidency.

Not a high bar.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:22 PM (2tUFv)

181 Brit Hume. Fuck him too.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 19, 2023 08:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

182 The first incestuous President!
The first pedo President!
The first PROVABLY dirty President!
The first...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:16 PM (ynpvh)

The first president to shower with his teenage daughter
The first president to openly blackmail a foreign country and then deny it
The first president to be balls to the wall guilty of treason and bribery and the worst corruption and still enjoy the protection of the press

Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2023 08:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

183
Brit Hume says it's the best speech of his presidency.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

_________

Talk about a low bar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

184 Make sure you call the murder of terrorist scum Hamas by their proper pronouns.

These people have to be laughing at this.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:22 PM (FPsm2)

185 Is this the Puppet President Cafe?

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (CaJIi)

186 Brit Hume is approaching Jonah levels of obesity. Is he even wearing pants?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (onF8C)

187 FJB says he'll ask the Congress for the Iskraine money. Now we'll see what foul chicanery the 'shutdown for speaker repairs' House comes up with to pass it.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

188 180 So it looks like Joey has greenlighted Bibi.

Or was it Lucy?
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:22 PM (MkuC5)

And there it is, in the chyron.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (MkuC5)

189 179 These words of Biden will be enshrined in a monument to his greatness.

/sarc
Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (MUGVQ)

Unfortunately, this is probably 100% true.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

190 These people have to be laughing at this.

Two more weeks, and I'll be denouncing the Israelis for war crimes!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (2tUFv)

191 I turned it off. I said fu and bs like 20 times in one minute watching it We are so screwed

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (8cPKb)

192 he called Ukraine a "Democracy"....

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (V13WU)

193 185 Make sure you call the murder of terrorist scum Hamas by their proper pronouns.

These people have to be laughing at this.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:22 PM (FPsm2)

ash, dust, dirt

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (ynpvh)

194 Excellent, succinct update by Ace to the post after moving it under the Café as promised earlier.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (krqg6)

195 Did he even call out Iran.
I didn't watch but a few minutes before my dinner came back up.

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (MUGVQ)

196 @191

Yep

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (MkuC5)

197 Remember, we need a ceasefire in Gaza, but not in Ukraine.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (2tUFv)

198 We are well and truly F'ed. How can he mention "Islamaphobia" and "antiSemitism" in the same sentence? Or compare the absolutely corrupt Ukraine to Israel? Or give Hamas the legitimacy of Russia?

Posted by: Heidi at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (9214m)

199 God curse the junta.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (joAAx)

200 I told the Israelis that even though the Hamas death squads slaughtered 1400 Jews on October 7th, that they must not fall prey to Islamaphobia!
Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (2tUFv)


Heh.
Hey Joe. Phobia implies a fear. The Israelis do not fear the ragheads. Their counterattack will be a righteous retribution.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (uSHSS)

201 The ole shuck and jive, huh?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (rJ7Hd)

202 200 God curse the junta.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (joAAx)

I'm getting tired of this Durian republic (banana republic with thorns)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (ynpvh)

203 Did he even call out Iran.
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In passing.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (krqg6)

204 Look, Jakob, back when I was, there was this kid, he had, he was, brown feller this kid, he had the bottle rockets, on the fourth of July, when they do the fireworks, he was, had, he, with the Roman candles, and I tell him, I say, hey Abdul, knock that off there, the firecrackers, you gotta knock that off, and the, with the matches, and then, the, the, he, that boy smelled like sulphur I tell you!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (7mwvx)

205
I told the Israelis that even though the Hamas death squads slaughtered 1400 Jews on October 7th, that they must not fall prey to Islamaphobia!
Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President!

___________

Even though Islamic death squads slaughtered 2700 Americans on 9/11, we were told not to fall prey to Islamophobia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (MoZTd)

206 Remember, Palestinians don't support Hamas!

God knows how Hamas ever managed to recruit tens of thousands of soldiers!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:26 PM (2tUFv)

207 We are so screwed
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (8cPKb)

I've said this about a dozen times today. Maybe more.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:26 PM (OX9vb)

208 204 Did he even call out Iran.
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In passing.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:25 PM (krqg6)


:::psst, we'll get you more money:::--Joey to Iran

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

209 I forgot this mummified date rapist was even supposed to gurgle out an address tonight. His evil shamelessness is really without a bottom at all.

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 19, 2023 08:26 PM (tRd71)

210 These words of Biden will be enshrined in a monument to his greatness.

/sarc
Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:21 PM (MUGVQ)

Unfortunately, this is probably 100% true.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:23 PM (OX9vb)
***

Or the epitaph of thousands of innocents.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (uSHSS)

211 You know who else made great speeches, Brit?

Posted by: J. von Ribbentrop at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (sNlqW)

212 207 Remember, Palestinians don't support Hamas!

God knows how Hamas ever managed to recruit tens of thousands of soldiers!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:26 PM (2tUFv)

Schools and Mosques over there are terrorist factories.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (ynpvh)

213 It is even more important than ever to sign the Iran Deal!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (2tUFv)

214 Honestly, they just murdered a few thousand people in the most heinous, inhumane ways. Does anybody really give a shit about collateral damage? This is the same ROE tripe and lawyering of the battlefield that cost us in Iraq and Afghanistan. He's trying to hamstring the Israelis. All that rah, rah we support Israel is bullshit. The fact they haven't moved already has allowed the terrorists to further prepare and resupply the battle space. That's going to needlessly cost lives. For what? It looks weak. I can't even.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (FPsm2)

215 Every single one of these people on Fox dissecting Biden's speech are as dumb as Biden. Do they think we didn't just watch the same speech? It was a car wreck.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

216 The Fakestinians are Hamas. All of them without exception.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (joAAx)

217 Eh. Imonna go back upstairs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 19, 2023 08:28 PM (T/Lqj)

218 Neocon commenter says "Yeah baby, this will fix All The Things."

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 08:28 PM (MkuC5)

219 Islamaphobia is even worse than transphobia!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:28 PM (2tUFv)

220 217 The Fakestinians are Hamas. All of them without exception.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (joAAx)

Not all Palenstians are Hamas. Some are IslamicJizzahad, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:28 PM (ynpvh)

221 193 he called Ukraine a "Democracy"....
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (V13WU)

It's "our democracy" comrade.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 08:29 PM (j4U/Z)

222 220 Islamaphobia is even worse than transphobia!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:28 PM (2tUFv)

Where do I find a gay, tranny, muslim lesbian of color?
Not in Gaza.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

223 Just remember that someone gave that speech to Biden. These are not just the words of a demented old man, the PTB are all in on Jew slaughter.

Posted by: pawn at October 19, 2023 08:29 PM (5g9YU)

224 I told the Israelis that even though the Hamas death squads slaughtered 1400 Jews on October 7th, that they must not fall prey to Islamaphobia!
Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President!

___________

Even though Islamic death squads slaughtered 2700 Americans on 9/11, we were told not to fall prey to Islamophobia.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I've had muzziphobia ever since I had to be in saudi for desert sheild/storm. My experience began with a crew of guards trying to shoot me with a ring mounted M2 that was too gummed up with sand to even chamber a round. *spits* cannot stand those ignorant savages.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 19, 2023 08:29 PM (3CCua)

225 FJB did acknowledge the need for us to replenish our own weapons inventories. We get the shiny 'new' stuff, while Iskraine gets the dusty old stuff.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 08:29 PM (MvF+J)

226 Has Biden called for the release of American hostages yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 08:30 PM (6Y/Rl)

227 he called Ukraine a "Democracy"....

In the same sense that the United States is now a "Democracy".

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:30 PM (2tUFv)

228 As far as I'm concerned lay waste to Gaza then entomb it in concrete. Forever sealed.

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:30 PM (MUGVQ)

229 222 193 he called Ukraine a "Democracy"....
Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:24 PM (V13WU)

It's "our democracy" comrade.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 08:29 PM (j4U/Z)

Well, North Korea is "The Peoples Republic of Korea", so MUST be a democracy, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:30 PM (ynpvh)

230 Yeah, I guess all those rallies of Palestians and their supporters carry swasticas and pictures of Hamas paragliders was just my imagination- right. Yeah, all good people. Clown.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:30 PM (FPsm2)

231 Has Biden called for the release of American hostages yet?

Hostages? What hostages?

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:30 PM (2tUFv)

232
Islamaphobia is even worse than transphobia!

_________

Oooooh, that will enrage the Trannie Street!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2023 08:30 PM (MoZTd)

233 As far as I'm concerned lay waste to Gaza then entomb it in concrete. Forever sealed.
Posted by: mpfs

King Tonypete I - "Then we can talk."

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 08:31 PM (U31aU)

234 232 Has Biden called for the release of American hostages yet?

Hostages? What hostages?

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:30 PM (2tUFv)

Still waiting for him to get everybody out of Afghanistan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:31 PM (ynpvh)

235 I hate this. I hate it all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 no longer applies, I reckon at October 19, 2023 08:31 PM (T/Lqj)

236 Darth Diaper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:32 PM (ynpvh)

237 236 Concur.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 08:32 PM (MvF+J)

238 He did not mention "Jewphobia" or "Antisemitism"? You know , from the desert to the sea, and gas all the jews, and hitler did not finish the job type of jewphobia, did he by chance??

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:32 PM (V13WU)

239 229 As far as I'm concerned lay waste to Gaza then entomb it in concrete. Forever sealed.

I can agree to that.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:32 PM (joAAx)

240
YouTube comments turned off.
Gives Biden shills to up vote.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM (t6XCL)

241 239 He did not mention "Jewphobia" or "Antisemitism"? You know , from the desert to the sea, and gas all the jews, and hitler did not finish the job type of jewphobia, did he by chance??

Judeophobia, actually.

Posted by: Redwine at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM (joAAx)

242 216 Every single one of these people on Fox dissecting Biden's speech are as dumb as Biden. Do they think we didn't just watch the same speech? It was a car wreck.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)
******
Dana Perino, John Roberts and Hannity are all criticizing the speech.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM (NpAcC)

243 Café is back on top. That's a good thing; time to bury this turd of a speech...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

244 @216

>>It was a car wreck.

You have to remember, this vicious meat sack has been in politics and getting elected for over 50 years.

There is a substantial percentage of the population that are completely out of their f**king minds and lap up what he dishes out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM (XV/Pl)

245 Maybe Democrats can send some mail-in ballots to their supporters in Gaza. Perhaps ask them to hit the campaign tip jars.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM (FPsm2)

246 I'm picturing 50 miles of Caterpillars blade to blade scrapping west into the Mediterranean.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:34 PM (onF8C)

247 Israel's qualitative military edge? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Quantitative, I get.

Posted by: MD_Mike at October 19, 2023 08:34 PM (BouEL)

248 You are a wise man, King Tonypete I.

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:34 PM (MUGVQ)

249 From the River to the Sea, Palestine will be Tranny!

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:34 PM (2tUFv)

250 241
YouTube comments turned off.
Gives Biden shills to up vote.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM (t6XCL)

Upvote broken; watch for finger.
🖕

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

251 I hate this. I hate it all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

-------

No mean tweets at least.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 08:34 PM (6Y/Rl)

252 245 @216

>>It was a car wreck.

You have to remember, this vicious meat sack has been in politics and getting elected for over 50 years.

There is a substantial percentage of the population that are completely out of their f**king minds and lap up what he dishes out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM (XV/Pl)

I'd say US-EU-ME train wreck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:35 PM (ynpvh)

253 If you belonged to the world, the world would love its own; but because you do not belong to the world, and I have chosen you out of the world, the world hates you. Remember the word I spoke to you,* ‘No slave is greater than his master.’ If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you. If they kept my word, they will also keep yours. And they will do all these things to you on account of my name,* because they do not know the one who sent me.

--John 15:19-21

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 08:35 PM (U31aU)

254 I've had muzziphobia ever since I had to be in saudi for desert sheild/storm. My experience began with a crew of guards trying to shoot me with a ring mounted M2 that was too gummed up with sand to even chamber a round. *spits* cannot stand those ignorant savages.
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They need to learn how to shoot straight!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 19, 2023 08:35 PM (krqg6)

255 Well, I guess it's all gonna burn down soon.
At least I still have Prime.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2023 08:35 PM (Eeb9P)

256 Coordinated attacks on several of our bases in Iraq. Apparently the Lebanese military beat back another attempt to overrun our embassy. But please support Ukraine or something. What an idiot.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2023 08:36 PM (FPsm2)

257 An American President said this. Some people did something.

@bennyjohnson

BIDEN: “I know many of you in the Muslim American community… are outraged saying to yourself 'here we go again' with Islamophobia and distress we saw after 9/11”

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

258 WHAT!? Thats what we need to worry about Joe!? Islamaphobia!? I hate him with a white hot hate.

Israel needs to abide by the rules of war!? He said that?!

I HATE the left. The Israelis need to say "FUCK YOU JOE" and make Gaza a wasteland. They have no friends here.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 19, 2023 08:36 PM (9214m)

259 Why does the world need America World Police again? FJB says the world looks to us because of our "values." That reason doesn't persuade me anymore.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 08:36 PM (MvF+J)

260
Was this live or taped?

I missed Blinken in the background freaking out about what the old pervert was going to say next.

Posted by: Auspex at October 19, 2023 08:36 PM (j4U/Z)

261 258 An American President said this. Some people did something.

@bennyjohnson

BIDEN: “I know many of you in the Muslim American community… are outraged saying to yourself 'here we go again' with Islamophobia and distress we saw after 9/11”

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

There are only a billion Muzzies. Very rare.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 19, 2023 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

262 Did anyone really think Biden would be anything other than shit for brain Biden during this entire horror show in Israel. That would be a NO from me.

Posted by: Sidney at October 19, 2023 08:38 PM (hGlnS)

263 Naftali Bennett points out the obvious:

"I have heard many times, and recently from various leaders in the world, the claim that the majority of the population of Gaza is held captive by Hamas and is generally seeking peace.

This is simply not true.

The majority of the Gazan public supports Hamas"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 19, 2023 08:38 PM (2tUFv)

264 Naftali Bennett points out the obvious:

===


well, I guess he would know, serving in special forces and as a PM of Israel and all...

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2023 08:40 PM (V13WU)

265 Hoped for so much more. That speech was intentional, poorly written for him exactly as they wanted. (Who will pick on a confused old man at times such as this?)

Act under rules of law? Who? Only Israel?

The U.S. does not recognize the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court

We know, but also Heard on All Things Considered, NPR, April 16, 2022
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War driving the US ecomony. Bidenomics plus. The burden is on the back of middle class. Stop.
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Obsessed with Putin. Obsessed.
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Are 'our' plethora of male border jumpers registered under Selective Service as required?

Posted by: L - Can't make 'em love you more or hate you less. at October 19, 2023 08:40 PM (GshMh)

266 I missed the speech, glad I did, but based on reports, it was a compelling argument that the House of Representatives never install a Speaker, and never again resume funding for the regime

There’s nothing in it for Americans

Posted by: Ex GOP at October 19, 2023 08:42 PM (qS8WV)

267 The only thing worse than 9/11 was the Islamaphobia after 9/11!

Aside from January 6th, of course!

Posted by: Droolin Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:42 PM (2tUFv)

268 Why does the world need America World Police again? FJB says the world looks to us because of our "values." That reason doesn't persuade me anymore.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 19, 2023 08:36 PM (MvF+J)

The values our federal government has today are lies, injustice and the American rape.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2023 08:42 PM (R/m4+)

269 @268

>>The only thing worse than 9/11 was the Islamaphobia after 9/11!

Yeah, there was so much Islamophobia after 9/11 that we imported millions of muslims to make up for it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:43 PM (XV/Pl)

270 I gotta go watch something fun. I'm hating real bad.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 19, 2023 08:43 PM (9214m)

271 Yeah, there was so much Islamophobia after 9/11 that we imported millions of muslims to make up for it.

The Muslim population of the United States doubled in the decade after 9/11!

That was to make up for all the Islamaphobia!

Posted by: Droolin Joe Biden, War President! at October 19, 2023 08:44 PM (2tUFv)

272 Naftali Bennett points out the obvious:

"I have heard many times, and recently from various leaders in the world, the claim that the majority of the population of Gaza is held captive by Hamas and is generally seeking peace.

This is simply not true.

The majority of the Gazan public supports Hamas"

--

Yep. There was an Obama-era poll and 61% or so supports suicide bombing of Israel and other nations.

Not just supports terrorist action, but supports suicide bombing.

It's a war that Israel isn't allowed to fight, and - same as Ukraine - we're not on the side of the good guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 19, 2023 08:45 PM (6Y/Rl)

273 There is a reason most sane people have "Islamaphobia."

Posted by: mpfs at October 19, 2023 08:45 PM (MUGVQ)

274 Senility ain't so bad.
--my word as a Biden

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 19, 2023 08:45 PM (8SY6X)

275 There is a substantial percentage of the population that are completely out of their f**king minds and lap up what he dishes out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:33 PM

I'm a little busy at the moment, but I look forward to sharing the unhinged Left's embarrassing praise of old Joe's speech tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 19, 2023 08:47 PM (NCgXW)

276 So...is Biden's speech writer one of those former PLO or Hamas members, or what?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

277 Again, Gaza has been autonomous and run by Hamas since 2005, Gazan's have voted overwhelmingly for Hamas.

I mean, their elections are probably even more spectral than ours but the point stands.

Hamas controls Gaza.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:48 PM (XV/Pl)

278 J.D. Vance
@JDVance1

What Biden is doing is disgusting. He’s using dead children in Israel to sell his disastrous Ukraine policy to skeptical Americans.

They are not the same countries, they are not the same problems, and this effort to use Israel for political cover is offensive.

Hell no.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2023 08:50 PM (NpAcC)

279
Not watching but the brave souls who are, is he yelling, whispering or both?

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 19, 2023 08:51 PM (t6XCL)

280 Hamas controls Gaza.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:48 PM (XV/Pl)


Hamas is the internationally recognized government of Gaza.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:51 PM (onF8C)

281 that was just a shout out to Zelensky. Hey bro, the green wan't stop.. Fuck the Jews.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 19, 2023 08:52 PM (9214m)

282 >>Your reminder that Russia supports Hamas and Iran so funding Ukraine and Israel together is smart.

Your reminder, Joe Biden created the circumstances that led to both of these wars, neither of which started under Trump.

I feel no need to throw even more of our money into wars created by this dunce.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

283 @279

>>Your reminder that Russia supports Hamas and Iran so funding Ukraine and Israel together is smart.

This is simply red meat to give cover to the chuckle heads in Congress and Senate to shovel more money into the money trough.

Meanwhile...

East Palestine and Maui can go f**k right off, you'll get nothing, NOTHING!!!
--
Ersatz Will Wonka

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 08:53 PM (XV/Pl)

284 I have to believe that no Gazan will ever be allowed to enter or work in Israel after this so I guess that the surviving Gazans will be entirely on international welfare until the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 19, 2023 08:54 PM (onF8C)

285 Just got in. First time since late morning that I've seen a screen. What did that Barack Insane Odildo fellator Joey Sundowner Bidet have to say errrrrr, lie about ??

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Suckers of Obama's ass & Sundowning Liberal dickwd presidents at October 19, 2023 08:54 PM (5uy7A)

286 I might have just as well seen Obama up there doing that speech. He's pulling the strings.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 19, 2023 08:57 PM (9214m)

287 172 155 This is just a purposeful insult in Bibi face. He's letting Bibi know where the US government stands and it not with them.

Bingo

Posted by: Redwine
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Picture yesterday with his hand on Netanyahu's shoulder.
Bibi looked like he wanted to punch him

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 09:15 PM (A+M5E)

288 You lost me at "he's thinking."

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at October 19, 2023 09:20 PM (NX5U7)

289 Bibi looked like he wanted to punch him
Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 09:15 PM (A+M5E)
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I would up-twinkles

With enthusiasm.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 19, 2023 09:21 PM (4dBxT)

290 16
'His telling survivors of the Hamas Death Squads'

It will be hard to top his speech in Maui telling them their epic inferno was the same as when his kitchen caught on fire.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 19, 2023 09:27 PM (roH4R)

291 FJB or F whoever it was giving that speech, Whitey Bulger?

We are doomed.

Posted by: PJ at October 19, 2023 09:32 PM (G1dq6)

292 President Chin-balls shit-for-brains.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 19, 2023 09:58 PM (pIx7m)

293 heh. Snowflakes indeed

Posted by: You Know Who at October 19, 2023 10:11 PM (9ubss)

294 All of the flaws of this speech, and it's a speech, directly to the population of the US, don't believe for a second he has any loyalty to the CITIZENS of the US, which are on their face ridiculous, incongruous, written by a child who hasn't learned how to lie with any precision or a casual stance like the charismatic villains in many YA novels, and know to be patently false at those times when they aren't unintelligible.

Was read from a teleprompter. His ENTIRE team thinks that this was a home run. This was their magnum opus. This was them showing the strength of the "Biden Administration" taking up the reins of the power of a great American position in the world and reinforcing it with the unwavering dedication of the most powerful and popular president in the history of the world. This was a moment worthy of beatification for the great leader, and his ever so smart staff who still couldn't keep him from slurring a significant number of his words in only a few short minutes.

Don't forget that fact. THIS! was the best they could come up with after almost 3 weeks. THIS! is the depth of their understanding. This is ALL they know, and THIS is what stands between us, and

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 19, 2023 10:55 PM (e9nOI)

295 the continued degradation of a nation that I love, but I can no longer defend, either rhetorically or with my life.

This is what is happening to my country, but it's not mine any more. It takes very little to destroy, and it happens fast.

America lives, but no longer in our institutions of system. Not even in the land. America only lives, the real America lives in the brand patriots have born on their souls and carry with them wherever they go.

America wasn't always just an Idea. In many ways it still isn't there are enclaves where it exists in the land of the free; however, now? It doesn't matter where you are, if you are a patriot, you are attacked, and the only power of America is in your will to protect the REAL America.

I was that guy in all ways at one time, and still am, but I'm also of the opinion, especially if 2024 crushes liberty for another 4 years, thanks you selfish prick trump for doing everything wrong for the last 4 years, that it's time to just Let it Burn.

I won't vote for ANYONE who hates America, and that's what I can do in that front, but if America is set to fall further as fast, and likely faster than the last 4 years? Let it Burn.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 19, 2023 11:02 PM (e9nOI)

296 Individuals like me and many of us will be more than happy to clean things up after and plant the flag of the America we love on the soil that they destroyed, but the fruits will grow as long as we continue to carry our freedom with us, and I will return to the waste degenerated to help prepare the land for the seed of freedom to be sown again.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 19, 2023 11:03 PM (e9nOI)

297 Want a tissue?

Posted by: You Know Who at October 19, 2023 11:22 PM (9ubss)

298 That is LITERAL Violence.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 19, 2023 11:36 PM (e9nOI)

299 I don’t know anyone who can stand to watch his speeches.

Posted by: UnkleSteve at October 20, 2023 01:26 AM (t9mSz)

300 224 I've had muzziphobia ever since I had to be in saudi for desert sheild/storm.
Posted by: BifBewalski

A million years ago, I worked with two people who had lived in "Saudi Arabia" in the70s.

One was the wife of an Aramco Executive. She thought "Saudi Arabia" was WON-derful! A GREAT place to live, with SO much to do -- she did a lot of community theater -- and it was beautiful and blah, blah, blah. I told her she didn't live in "Saudi Arabia" -- she lived in Aramcoland, a VERY different place. A place where they had their own stores, services, restaurants, BARS, hospitals, doctors, etc. More a little piece of America, the "Am" part of Aramco. If they left Aramcoland to, oh, say, visit the sights of KSA, it was organized by Aramco and chaperoned by Aramco security.

The other person was a man, and being a man, got to leave Aramcoland periodically. (I if I recall correctly, as a single male, he wasn't entitled to actually LIVE in Aramcoland, and had to find housing in the real Saudi Arabia.) He despised Saudi Arabia, thought it was a backward, backwater hellhole that should be turned into a huge sheet of glass.

Posted by: Someone Else at October 20, 2023 07:42 AM (YPgjG)

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