Joran Van Der Sloot Finally Confesses To Murdering Natalee Holloway and Throwing Her Body Into the Ocean

Just evil, evil, evil, all day long.

Van Der Sloot isn't be prosecuted for killing Natalee Holloway, because the body was never found.

He's being prosecuted for extorting her mother, demanding money in exchange for telling the mother where her body is.

He privately admitted the murder to the Holloway family.

Oh and of course he also sexually violated her before killing her.

Holloway's mother, Beth, told reporters after the hearing that van der Sloot admitted to killing the teenager on a beach before dumping her into the water. Though van der Sloot cannot be tried in the U.S. for the suspected murder even with a confession, Beth said in prepared remarks that the knowledge gave her a sense of peace.
"It's been a long and painful journey, but we finally got the answers we've been searching for for all these years," Beth said. "I'm satisfied knowing that he did it, he did it alone and he disposed of her alone."
A side-by-side mock up showing a June 4, 2010 file photo of Dutch citizen Joran van der Sloot is escorted by police officers outside a Peruvian police station, near the border with Chile in Tacna, Peru. The second photo is of Natalee Holloway, an American woman van der Sloot is suspected of murdering in Aruba in 2005.
Holloway, who is from Birmingham, Alabama, was 18 when she vanished during a trip with high school classmates to Aruba.
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Van der Sloot is serving a 28-year sentence after he confessed to the murder of 21-year-old Stephany Flores in his hotel room in 2010 after meeting her in a casino. Investigators suggested he became angry and killed Flores when he discovered that the woman had seen information on his computer about the Holloway case.
Van der Sloot also stole her money and credit cards and briefly fled the country.
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Prosecutors in the U.S. accused van der Sloot in an indictment of accepting $25,000 in cash from the Holloway family in 2010 in exchange for a promise to lead them to her body in Aruba. Van der Sloot had demanded that Holloway's mother pay him another $225,000 when the remains were recovered, an FBI agent wrote in a sworn affidavit filed in the case.
Holloway's mother wired $15,000 to a bank account van der Sloot held in the Netherlands, and an undercover agent gave him another $10,000 in person when the pair met in Aruba, court documents state. Once he had the initial $25,000, van der Sloot showed the agent during a recorded undercover operation where Holloway was apparently buried in the gravel under the foundation of a house.
But court records said van der Sloot later admitted in emails that he had lied and that the information he had provided about the location of the remains was "worthless."

Right, because he dumped her body into the ocean.

What a gent.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM

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Posted by: GF at October 19, 2023 05:30 PM (aJxr8)

2 Sigh

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 05:31 PM (OX9vb)

3 What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 19, 2023 05:31 PM (lu1XB)

4 Another horrific example of white supremacy.

Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 05:33 PM (bWsRe)

5 Why is this trash still alive? His fellow jailbirds are slacking off. Give him the Dahmer treatment.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2023 05:33 PM (6xRrr)

6 Laci Peterson understands...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2023 05:34 PM (Q4IgG)

7 Her poor mother. Terrible to lose a child for any reason, but no parent could ever stop seeing in their minds the horror that their child endured.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 19, 2023 05:34 PM (OX9vb)

8 All those years that smug asshole basked in the spotlight claiming he had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 19, 2023 05:34 PM (lu1XB)

9 Late to the party. I remember many pearls clutched because there was no way Jared Kushner could get a security clearance because he once put the toilet paper roll on the holder with the tail close to the wall.

Yes, you read that correctly. From working for an Islamic terror state to Nuclear, Chemical and Biological. Now she's the Chief of Staff for the Comptroller and Chief Financial Officer of the Pentagon.

Do we have any kind of security screenings anymore?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 19, 2023 05:36 PM (lu1XB)

10
Big dude. Apparently much alcohol or roofies were involved for her to leave a bar with him.

Looking forward to reading his obituary in Peruvian.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2023 05:36 PM (enJYY)

11 Sloot is past-tense for sluice

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 19, 2023 05:36 PM (cOq4q)

12 Yeah, not surprises. No justice either

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 19, 2023 05:36 PM (xcxpd)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2023 05:36 PM (T4tVD)

14 Is Joran a Palestinian?

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2023 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

15 The murderer's family name basically means "from where the sluice used to be".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 19, 2023 05:37 PM (cOq4q)

16 another oxygen thief.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 05:37 PM (+vFC3)

17 one side of Aruba is these massive high cliffs with raging waves hitting them at all times

that's where he tossed her body I bet

I thought that at the time. the churn down there would destroy everything really fast

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 19, 2023 05:37 PM (AcWfM)

18 Evil fuck

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at October 19, 2023 05:38 PM (fKIdX)

19 Guys like that scare the rest of the women and then it take more time to unscare them.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2023 05:38 PM (zYHH+)

20 15 The murderer's family name basically means "from where the sluice used to be".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 19, 2023 05:37 PM (cOq4q)

Used to be "Shithouse".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 05:38 PM (9UlRk)

21 Too bad he hasn't met with a little accident in jail

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 05:38 PM (bs+z0)

22 Hey it's not like Joran Van Der Sloot called some woke freak by the wrong pronoun.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2023 05:39 PM (17s+e)

23 Sickos.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 19, 2023 05:40 PM (Mzdiz)

24 Hey it's not like Joran Van Der Sloot called some woke freak by the wrong pronoun.

Or paraded without a permit. He may be a monster but he's not that kind of monster.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 19, 2023 05:41 PM (nfrXX)

25 Why is this trash still alive? His fellow jailbirds are slacking off. Give him the Dahmer treatment.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

I was going to ask if the "Dahmer treatment" was what happened to him in prison, or what he did to his victims. But either one would work just as well.

Posted by: mikeski at October 19, 2023 05:41 PM (DgGvY)

26 Hey it's not like Joran Van Der Sloot called some woke freak by the wrong pronoun.

Or paraded without a permit. He may be a monster but he's not that kind of monster.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Or walked on the grass!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2023 05:42 PM (XeU6L)

27 Kill him.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2023 05:43 PM (yayb5)

28 She got murdered, but she's from a red state

I just don't know how I feel about this

Posted by: Karen at October 19, 2023 05:44 PM (8AONa)

29 So he's probably going to star in a DNC commercial for solving "White supremacy" soon, right?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 19, 2023 05:44 PM (AxRGS)

30 He's probably getting chick groupie fanmail with naked selfies.

Posted by: Richard Ramirez and Jeff Dahmer did at October 19, 2023 05:44 PM (B9RjC)

31 A question that deserves asking - why is he being warehoused at government expense for 20 or 40 or whatever years? What's the point? It does no good for the victims, it does no good for anyone anywhere. Why? Why isn't he just hanged and his body left to rot in public for a month or two, the way it always used to be done?

for people who say "oh well you can't do the death penalty because he might be innocent" - yeah. That's idiotic in cases like this, and there are plenty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2023 05:44 PM (i9ffA)

32 Ace, I read yesterday that VanderSloot told Holloway that he made sexual advances toward Natalie, she kneed him in the crotch and he kicked her in the head so hard she was unconscious. He then found a cement block and used it to cave her head in, then carried her into the ocean and pushed her out. The carried into the ocean part is dubious in my thinking unless the tide was going out. Her body would have washed back in, would it not?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2023 05:45 PM (MhKgR)

33 Speaking of shocking legal/justice activity, let's see how the FAR Left is spinning the Leonard Allan Cure shooting:

In Georgia, a man who was wrongfully imprisoned for 16 years for a crime he did not commit was killed by police during an unrelated traffic stop Monday.

Leonard Allan Cure, a Black man, was driving on a highway in Camden County, near the Georgia-Florida state line, when a sheriff’s deputy pulled him over, reportedly for speeding. The officer notified Cure he’d be arrested, before shocking Cure with a Taser at least twice, beating him with a baton and then fatally shooting him.

The 53-year-old was released from a Florida prison in 2020 after he was exonerated for an armed robbery conviction from 2004. Since his release, he often gave inspirational talks to high school students and had plans to go to college.

Totally true, and yet, completely false. As the video shows, Mr. Cure was belligerent, disobeyed lawful orders, and attacked the officer, starting to beat him, before he was lawfully shot.
https://tinyurl.com/mv87ymsu

Posted by: Intercepted Democracy Now! Transmission, brought by the Intrepid Liaison at October 19, 2023 05:45 PM (NCgXW)

34 From the New York Post earlier this year:

The prime suspect in the disappearance of American teen Natalee Holloway is abandoning the wife he married while in prison for murder in favor of a “prettier and younger” girlfriend suspected of smuggling him drugs behind bars, his lawyer said this week.

Joran van der Sloot, 35, asked his wife, Leidy Figueroa, for a divorce about a year ago, his lawyer Maximo Altez told the Daily Mail.

The Dutch native is now in a relationship with Eva Pacohuanaco, a “prettier and younger” girlfriend who was once accused of smuggling him drugs, the attorney explained to the outlet.

Van der Sloot and Figueroa, 33, famously married at Peru’s Piedras Gordas prison in July 2014 — four years after he was sentenced to 28 years behind bars for the 2010 murder of Stephany Flores.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 19, 2023 05:46 PM (xPl2J)

35 People do some seriously evil shit. There was an elderly woman murdered by a man she was renting a room out to. He apparently had been there for years with no issues and for whatever reason, just snapped one day and hacked her to bits.

Rural. First murder in like 20 years. Took the local LE yahoo's over two months to figure it out. Her place is abandoned now... overgrown and depressing.

He's getting 3 squares and a cot. For the foreseeable future. KY governor, one Andy Beshear is to blame for this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2023 05:46 PM (Q4IgG)

36 I read somewhere that he has a daughter. Cannot understand how any woman or girl could trust a man who very likely murdered a girl. Just the suspicion, never mind the likelihood, would make me run a mile.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 19, 2023 05:46 PM (3JfbU)

37 While I think he killed Holloway, I don't know how much else he says you can take as true.
Following true crime as I do, I can tell you this guy lies as a matter of routine, changing his story to satisfy whatever he currently wants people to believe.
It's like Biden, if he were a serial killer. If he told you what he had for breakfast, you would immediately know it was false and doubt that he even knew what the truth was.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 19, 2023 05:46 PM (roH4R)

38 I'd pay that money to the family of one of Van Der Sloot's fellow inmates to perform a Shank colonoscopy on him.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 19, 2023 05:47 PM (I+ZWa)

39 We are surrounded by monsters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 19, 2023 05:47 PM (T/Lqj)

40 Ed Morrissey: Plus, given Powell’s outsize role in promoting the Stop the Steal campaign, her flip instantly undercuts those who still support those claims, in Georgia and everywhere else. Don’t forget that Powell fronted those efforts not just in Georgia but also in Michigan, Nevada, and other states.

So, the wheels are falling in and the walls are coming off because Powell plead out. And that means the election was totally legitimate and any claims to the contrary are instantly destroyed. That is what he thinks happened.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 19, 2023 05:47 PM (lu1XB)

41 van der sloot translates please punch me in my snoot and break it.. In my old neighborhood 28th & Polk Ave Cramer Hill,Camden NJ. 08105

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 19, 2023 05:48 PM (YyRSv)

42 "Van der Sloot is serving a 28-year sentence after he confessed to the murder of 21-year-old Stephany Flores in his hotel room in 2010 after meeting her in a casino. Investigators suggested he became angry and killed Flores when he discovered that the woman had seen information on his computer about the Holloway case."

i wonder if he will confess to any other murders. Seems to be a pattern.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 19, 2023 05:48 PM (Rbu5d)

43
I'm all 'Back the Blue' but Aruba knew damn well this fvck was the killer. So the tourism industry suffered for years while a back office interview with the police, which would have included the latest testicular/12 volt battery interface, and a few question and this would have been over in weeks.

I denounce myself. A little.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2023 05:49 PM (enJYY)

44 32 Ace, I read yesterday that VanderSloot told Holloway that he made sexual advances toward Natalie, she kneed him in the crotch and he kicked her in the head so hard she was unconscious. He then found a cement block and used it to cave her head in, then carried her into the ocean and pushed her out. The carried into the ocean part is dubious in my thinking unless the tide was going out. Her body would have washed back in, would it not?

Aruba isn't that big and the one side (leeward maybe?) is just cliffs like I described above

he tossed her over the cliffs there

people literally joke about how to get rid of a body that way in Aruba! it became less funny after her murder/disappearance

anyway I used to go to Aruba constantly, I love the place. normally the Dutch people are cool he's just a psycho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 19, 2023 05:49 PM (AcWfM)

45 Wow

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at October 19, 2023 05:50 PM (NkaP5)

46 Also read VanderSloot will return to Argentina to serve the remainder of his sentence. His ten year sentence here runs concurrent. He will only serve time here if he is released early. He says he is a different person now, he has accepted Christ and gave the confession to Beth as part of his repentance.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2023 05:50 PM (MhKgR)

47 "van der Sloot showed the agent during a recorded undercover operation where Holloway was apparently buried in the gravel under the foundation of a house."
_____________

I'm confused. Was there nothing under the house, or a different body?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 19, 2023 05:51 PM (Dm8we)

48 I missed the Victoria's secret thread, but there is a comment at the article that nailed it perfectly:

(they lost money because) they're marketing to a segment that doesn't care about what they look like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 19, 2023 05:51 PM (0tfeq)

49 Death Penalty. Period.

Posted by: John the River at October 19, 2023 05:51 PM (/3goP)

50 Ther are only two kinds of people I hate: people intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 19, 2023 05:52 PM (T/Lqj)

51 >>Also read VanderSloot will return to Argentina to serve the remainder of his sentence. His ten year sentence here runs concurrent. He will only serve time here if he is released early. He says he is a different person now, he has accepted Christ and gave the confession to Beth as part of his repentance.

Peru. Peru is not a place I'd want to be imprisoned.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)

52 The officer who pulled over Leonard Cure also made some big mistakes. 1) demanding Cure exit the vehicle 2) thereby getting within reach of Cure 3) not waiting for help to arrest Cure 4) tasing Cure with one of the newer "safe" tasers.
The officer was fortunate to have prevailed in the struggle with Cure who was in top shape.
Other than that, good shoot.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 19, 2023 05:53 PM (MeG8a)

53 One would this that a Peruvian prison might be a hell hole. However, being that Peru is a third world corrupt shit hole, I'm sure a prisoner with money and/or access to drugs can bribe his way to an easy imprisonment.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 05:53 PM (gmo/4)

54 Come on. Everyone knows he killed her, dragged her out to sea and THEN tied the cinder block to her so she would sink - ie it was cruel and premeditated and he covered it up.

Death penalty - sorry, but there it is.

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2023 05:53 PM (K+UlC)

55 51. Thanks , Jack you are correct.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2023 05:53 PM (MhKgR)

56 Yesterday the claim was that Israel bombed a hospital.

Utterly false.

Today Israel is being accused of bombing an Orthodox Church. Without evidence, of course. Hamas undoubtedly did it and the people running the place are being told to lie about it or be killed by Hamas.

Time for Israel to get on with invading and ending Hamas for good.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2023 05:53 PM (yayb5)

57 Just Stop Oil protestors cannot stop a bus with their bodies.

https://tinyurl.com/4zvwmpk6

Posted by: huerfano at October 19, 2023 05:55 PM (Q4KYm)

58 Today Israel is being accused of bombing an Orthodox Church. Without evidence, of course.

How big is the font for the headline on CNN?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 19, 2023 05:55 PM (nfrXX)

59 Time for Israel to get on with invading and ending Hamas for good.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2023 05:53 PM

Not if we can help it!

Posted by: Biden and Blinken, the Dumbnymic Duo at October 19, 2023 05:55 PM (NCgXW)

60 I'm not sure I'd want to be imprisoned anywhere... let alone Peru.

Fucking Penguins.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2023 05:56 PM (Q4IgG)

61 He tried to shake her mom down for $250k to reveal where he buried her. Wow. This guy is a yuuuuuge piece of shit.

I mean we knew he was from the murders. But that is *low.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2023 05:56 PM (0FoWg)

62 We are surrounded by monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 19, 2023 05:47 PM (T/Lqj)

We always have been. Such is the human race.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 19, 2023 05:56 PM (BdMk6)

63
Peru. Peru is not a place I'd want to be imprisoned.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 05:52 PM \

Good to know that some of us are planning our future incarceration plans with an eye to location, location, location.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2023 05:57 PM (enJYY)

64 Just Stop Oil protestors cannot stop a bus with their bodies.

https://tinyurl.com/4zvwmpk6
Posted by: huerfano at October 19, 2023 05:55 PM (Q4KYm)

Maybe they ought to learn to stop metal and plastic first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 05:57 PM (9UlRk)

65 Just Stop Oil protestors cannot stop a bus with their bodies.

https://tinyurl.com/4zvwmpk6
Posted by: huerfano
-------

I'd like to buy the bus driver a beer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2023 05:57 PM (XeU6L)

66 >>Aruba isn't that big and the one side (leeward maybe?) is just cliffs like I described above

No, the side they were on, the hotel side, has a large beach that goes out aways out and easy to drag someone - until you get the rip current that goes around the island. He killed her, dragged out to that current with a small cinderblock, tied it to her and let her sink - she drifted a few feet, sank and then slowly over days drifted away from the island along the bottom. Execute him.

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2023 05:58 PM (K+UlC)

67 He got married to a woman while in prison in Peru and they had one child together. He divorced her for another devoted fan who was younger.

Peruvian prison didn't slow his female game - only the murder part.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2023 05:58 PM (oiNtH)

68 Wow, just saw that the White House had to apologize for "accidentally" revealing the identity of U.S. special forces.
They posted the photo on Instagram and left it up for several hours.

Story is at Daily Mail.

Posted by: spypeach at October 19, 2023 05:58 PM (UuB/1)

69
The only way to stop Hamas propoganda war, is to completely destroy Hamas.

It's time.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 19, 2023 05:58 PM (+oR7L)

70 Cures reasoning is interesting.

If I drive 100mph on the highway, it isn't reckless until I cause a crash.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 19, 2023 05:58 PM (lu1XB)

71 64 Maybe they ought to learn to stop metal and plastic first.

this is about dodging wrenches, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at October 19, 2023 05:59 PM (TGlhj)

72 Just Stop Oil protestors cannot stop a bus with their bodies.

But they had safety vests and everything. I can't imagine how that didn't work.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 19, 2023 05:59 PM (nfrXX)

73 Van der douche initially claimed he knew where Natale's body was and Mrs. Holloway paid him ransom money. This new revelation that he made a 'private' confession and was not charged with Natale's murder seems like a way for the Holloway family to sensationalize their tragedy to recoup the money paid to Van Der Douche..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 19, 2023 06:00 PM (YyRSv)

74 I hear Sweden's prisons are reasonably comfortable.

Posted by: If you're going to get incarcerated anyway at October 19, 2023 06:00 PM (B9RjC)

75 Keep him there...

The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee

Pope Francis Glues Self To Sistine Chapel Ceiling To Protest Climate Change https://buff.ly/3PVTmKc

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 19, 2023 06:00 PM (TGPs7)

76 Didn't he admit to that years ago at an overnight here

Posted by: N at October 19, 2023 06:00 PM (I3Y9L)

77 64
The story says the bus is full of migrants.
migrants vs. climate protestors.
I don't know which side to root against.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 19, 2023 06:00 PM (roH4R)

78 I missed the Victoria's secret thread, but there is a comment at the article that nailed it perfectly:

(they lost money because) they're marketing to a segment that doesn't care about what they look like.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 19, 2023 05:51 PM (0tfeq)

Yeah, you don't become Hawgzilla if you actually care about yourself, your health, and your appearance.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2023 06:01 PM (QzZeQ)

79 Wow, just saw that the White House had to apologize for "accidentally" revealing the identity of U.S. special forces.
They posted the photo on Instagram and left it up for several hours.
--

Well:

"The Army is cutting about 3,000 troops, or about 10% from its special-operations ranks, which could include so-called trigger-pullers from the Green Beret commando units who have conducted some of the nation’s most dangerous and sensitive missions around the world, from the jungles of Vietnam to the back alleys of Baghdad. "

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 19, 2023 06:01 PM (XeU6L)

80 So apparently one can be a damn polymath in the field of killing people, and yet still be dumb enough to not realize that hanging out around the president when it's on a foreign trip and surrounded by photographers is a very good way to get one's picture taken and published.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 06:01 PM (9UlRk)

81 Fun Fact: Peru's military still parades in both the old Prussian, and Wehrmacht styles.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 06:02 PM (gmo/4)

82 68 Wow, just saw that the White House had to apologize for "accidentally" revealing the identity of U.S. special forces.
They posted the photo on Instagram and left it up for several hours.

Story is at Daily Mail.
Posted by: spypeach at October 19, 2023 05:58 PM (UuB/1)

Uh yeah and Seal Team 6 were just in the wrong place wrong time.. these motherfuckers!!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 19, 2023 06:02 PM (YyRSv)

83 Vigilance Committees.Why did they ever exist?

Posted by: Jim at October 19, 2023 06:02 PM (zhWvq)

84 So when does Joe give his teleprompter reading ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 19, 2023 06:03 PM (bs+z0)

85 Aaaah… enjoying some afternoon coffee.. one of life’s pleasures.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 06:04 PM (PCK5/)

86 From Hotgas: State Dept official resigns because US took Israel's side and not Hamas's side.

This is your federal government everybody.

Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 06:04 PM (bWsRe)

87 Wait - I should have said Chile. I got my South American
third world shit holes mixed up.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

88 Here to serve all your needs as you travel to compare prisons

How many will you see? It's up in the air.

Posted by: Pinochet Air at October 19, 2023 06:05 PM (8AONa)

89 "I don't know which side to root against."

The bus could blow up and incinerate the lot of them. Too bad it didn't

Posted by: Outside of Life at October 19, 2023 06:06 PM (89Sog)

90 81 Fun Fact: Peru's military still parades in both the old Prussian, and Wehrmacht styles.

Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 06:02 PM (gmo/4)

Ja!!! … I mean Si!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 06:06 PM (PCK5/)

91 Vigilance Committees.Why did they ever exist?
Posted by: Jim at October 19, 2023 06:02 PM (zhWvq)

We're getting the band back together.

Posted by: 3-7-77 at October 19, 2023 06:06 PM (E5KZ+)

92 I di-nt do nuffin.
- Cure's ghost

Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 06:07 PM (bWsRe)

93 From Hotgas: State Dept official resigns because US took Israel's side and not Hamas's side.

This is your federal government everybody.
Posted by: Montec

Dueling need to make a comeback.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 06:07 PM (+lnIr)

94 84 So when does Joe give his teleprompter reading ?

8pm but the Phils are playing so

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 19, 2023 06:07 PM (AcWfM)

95 Having lost a family member to a scumbag sex-offender, I can say that if the asshole confessed it would not give me a "sense of peace". I wonder if Natalie's mom has experienced a form of Stockholm syndrome, where this manipulative prick caused her to 'need' him. He doesn't seem to be seeking any kind of absolution. It's more like he is getting a perverse thrill making the family dangle. He can rot in hell.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2023 06:08 PM (l4B/J)

96 Vigilance Committees.Why did they ever exist?
Posted by: Jim

Why did they ever end?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2023 06:08 PM (+lnIr)

97 Wait - I should have said Chile. I got my South American
third world shit holes mixed up.
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

Peru's the one with Shining Path terrorists.

Or did they actually get rid of those guys?

They probably got jobs in our State Department, since Maoist is the flavor of the decade for gov't workers, apparently.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2023 06:08 PM (QzZeQ)

98 87 Wait - I should have said Chile. I got my South American
third world shit holes mixed up.
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2023 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

___

Chile's not 3rd world shithole by any means.

Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 06:10 PM (bWsRe)

99 Chile's not 3rd world shithole by any means.
Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 06:10 PM (bWsRe)

It is if you put carrots in it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 06:11 PM (9UlRk)

100 Way I remember it he was prime suspect anyway

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2023 06:11 PM (fwDg9)

101 Posted by: huerfano at October 19, 2023 05:55 PM (Q4KYm)

That oughtta happen all the time! Glad that driver did what was right. Of course, he'll be prosecuted for doing it because...

Posted by: CaliforniaGirl at October 19, 2023 06:11 PM (0FtZB)

102 It is if you put carrots in it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 06:11 PM (9UlRk)

And cinnamon...

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2023 06:13 PM (K+UlC)

103 They probably got jobs in our State Department, since Maoist is the flavor of the decade for gov't workers, apparently.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2023 06:08 PM (QzZeQ)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Anita Dunn at October 19, 2023 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

104 Wouldn't put it past administration minions to out a military team

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2023 06:14 PM (fwDg9)

105 Joran Van Der Sloot should be shot, just for being named Joran Van Der Sloot.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2023 06:14 PM (I/Qkd)

106 Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 06:11 PM (9UlRk)

No reply from anyone - Everyone went to the blue bird special apparently. Happens around here....

Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2023 06:15 PM (K+UlC)

107 Can you say "Hitman"?
Sure you can, I knew it.

Posted by: Paladin at October 19, 2023 06:16 PM (MTWhU)

108 Muldoon, Has there been any news about your missing relative?

Posted by: Mrs JTB at October 19, 2023 06:17 PM (7EjX1)

109 So apparently one can be a damn polymath in the field of killing people, and yet still be dumb enough to not realize that hanging out around the president when it's on a foreign trip and surrounded by photographers is a very good way to get one's picture taken and published.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 19, 2023 06:01 PM (9UlRk)

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You will meet with the President at 1430 to accept his appreciation.

Sir, I uh.....

That is an order Sergeant!

Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 06:18 PM (d+Udu)

110 @31

>>Why? Why isn't he just hanged and his body left to rot in public for a month or two, the way it always used to be done?

What about us?

--
You're friendly neighborhood Industrial Wood Chipper Salesman.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 06:18 PM (XV/Pl)

111 Chile's not 3rd world shithole by any means.
Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 06:10 PM (bWsRe)

You can tell it's got oodles of class by the fact that it's pronounced "Sheee-lay."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 19, 2023 06:18 PM (guGkK)

112 You're friendly neighborhood Industrial Wood Chipper Salesman.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 06:18 PM (XV/Pl)

First tenderize him with a professional grade Insomniac Tire Iron for the best in quality and performance.

Posted by: Insomniac Tire Irons, LLC at October 19, 2023 06:20 PM (E5KZ+)

113 "State Dept official resigns because US took Israel's side and not Hamas's side."

So, that's one Muslim Brotherhood infiltrator down?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 19, 2023 06:21 PM (ou9hh)

114 112 You're friendly neighborhood Industrial Wood Chipper Salesman.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2023 06:18 PM (XV/Pl)

First tenderize him with a professional grade Insomniac Tire Iron for the best in quality and performance.
Posted by: Insomniac Tire Irons, LLC at October 19, 2023 06:20 PM (E5KZ+)

Naw, first put him to sleep from the neck down.

So he can watch.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 19, 2023 06:22 PM (MkuC5)

115
It's more like he is getting a perverse thrill making the family dangle. He can rot in hell.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2023 06:08 PM

Yes, on his side. I don't think there's anything perverse about the mother wanting to have a body to inter and have some semblance of 'closure'. While I'm not a fan of the word, I think there is something to be said for it.

Hopefully, he's shived into some part of the body and Peruvian authorities, unable to secure the correct ICD-10 code for treatment , cause his premature death.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2023 06:22 PM (enJYY)

116 Why? Why isn't he just hanged and his body left to rot in public for a month or two, the way it always used to be done?

A month or two?!

Softy. iirc, the Royal Navy would kill pirates and then encase their body in an iron cage and suspend it near the mouth of a harbor for all to see. Further, there were very severe penalties for taking it down.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:22 PM (U31aU)

117 I have noticed that this is the Desultory Thread…

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 06:25 PM (PCK5/)

118 Hi Joran... I look forward to meeting you soon!

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Cock at October 19, 2023 06:26 PM (ijcWM)

119 Just Stop Oil protestors cannot stop a bus with their bodies.

https://tinyurl.com/4zvwmpk6
Posted by: huerfano at October 19, 2023 05:55 PM (Q4KYm)

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If they really believed in the cause? They "know" we are all going to die from Global Warmening.

They would have sat their ground and made the bus run them over. Better to die a martyr for the cause than die in misery from climate change.

Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 06:26 PM (d+Udu)

120 Muldoon, Has there been any news about your missing relative?
Posted by: Mrs JTB

*******

Thanks for asking, no news.
But a week from Saturday, weather permitting, a group of volunteer cadaver dog teams (four or five dog/handler pairs) will be doing a search of two properties of interest. You just never know.

We joke somewhat bitterly that it would not surprise us if they turn up a cadaver on the scumbag's property that isn't my F-I-L Or two.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2023 06:26 PM (l4B/J)

121 Muldoon, Prayers are sent that your family will find answers soon.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at October 19, 2023 06:28 PM (7EjX1)

122 thx for that update, Muldoon.

I have wondered, but never actually asked ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 19, 2023 06:29 PM (+vFC3)

123 A month or two?!

Softy. iirc, the Royal Navy would kill pirates and then encase their body in an iron cage and suspend it near the mouth of a harbor for all to see. Further, there were very severe penalties for taking it down.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:22 PM

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Didn't they dip them in tar to make the body last longer?

Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 06:29 PM (d+Udu)

124 123

Didn't they dip them in tar to make the body last longer?
Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 06:29 PM (d+Udu)

Just their heels… nevermind.

Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2023 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

125 To brutally murder that young girl was bad enough. But how utterly evil and depraved do you have to be to then extort $ out of her grieving mom? Incomprehensible.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 19, 2023 06:30 PM (mupln)

126 Muldoon,

I pray your family finds peace

Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 06:31 PM (d+Udu)

127 Didn't they dip them in tar to make the body last longer?
Posted by: rd

Doh!!

I need to brush up on my desecrations of my enemies!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:32 PM (U31aU)

128
125 To brutally murder that young girl was bad enough. But how utterly evil and depraved do you have to be to then extort $ out of her grieving mom? Incomprehensible.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 19, 2023 06:30 PM

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The murdering scumbag killed the other woman in Peru on the fifth anniversary of his murdering Natalie.

Posted by: rd at October 19, 2023 06:33 PM (d+Udu)

129 >>Softy. iirc, the Royal Navy would kill pirates and then encase their body in an iron cage and suspend it near the mouth of a harbor for all to see. Further, there were very severe penalties for taking it down.

They had a gibbet over in Newport.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2023 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)

130 86 From Hotgas: State Dept official resigns because US took Israel's side and not Hamas's side.

This is your federal government everybody.
Posted by: Montec at October 19, 2023 06:04 PM

“In my 11 years I have made more moral compromises than I can recall, each heavily, but each with my promise to myself in mind, and intact,” the official, Josh Paul, wrote in a post explaining his decision. “I am leaving today because I believe that in our current course with regards to the continued — indeed, expanded and expedited — provision of lethal arms to Israel — I have reached the end of that bargain.”

“I cannot work in support of a set of major policy decisions, including rushing more arms to one side of the conflict, that I believe to be shortsighted, destructive, unjust, and contradictory to the very values that we publicly espouse,” he added.

Posted by: Intercepted Democracy Now! Transmission, brought by the Intrepid Liaison at October 19, 2023 06:34 PM (NCgXW)

131 Chilean Hell March;

https://tinyurl.com/msu7vpan

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 19, 2023 06:34 PM (irgom)

132 Nood.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2023 06:35 PM (U31aU)

133 _ 20,000 work permits (green cards) were issued to Gazans by Israel. They were found amongst the litter of the dead after the raid.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 19, 2023 06:36 PM (A+M5E)

134 Some names are just too silly for this not to be some sort of cosmic bad joke. Have him crushed under a board weighted with slowly added cinder blocks, and his body cast into the sea.

Posted by: Reinhold van Strontzoeker at October 19, 2023 06:37 PM (sNlqW)

135 Is that luggage thief still getting paid?

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2023 06:54 PM (oNrym)

136 OT
Pfizer covid
Undisclosed DNA sequence in vaxx.
https://is.gd/pKmTNh

Posted by: Ciampino - how many more things are hidden? at October 19, 2023 06:54 PM (qfLjt)

137 That money would have been better spent on a discreet third world individual who would have assured justice be done to young Joran.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 19, 2023 09:02 PM (MZ+PY)

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