Peek-a-Boo Cafe

Grand Teton National Park

People race to save a beached... Great White Shark. I understand the first impulse to rescue a living creature in distress, but... a second impulse should really kick on.

Epoch paints this as a nice story but it's really horrifying.

Husky accepts its bath without complaint or comment.

Let a baby give you a tattoo?! Why not!

Switzerland but with ominous horror movie trailer music, for some reason. It still looks nice.

I could do all the things shown here but I have the confidence to not feel like I have to prostitute myself.

Free coins!

Puffin having a swim-fly.

Crow goading a couple of cats to fight.

Ice fishing.

Dog deliberately flunks out of obedience school. What a weisenheimer.

Baby rhino protects his mama during toe treatment 🦏pic.twitter.com/iWnGflVj9I
— Epoch Animal Lovers (@EP_AnimalLovers) October 18, 2023

These adorable baby goats along with a baby llama rushed inside the house for their feeding time. They wagged their tails excitedly and went straight to their feeding bottles.

Credit: Jukin Media pic.twitter.com/kWkyDi03OH
— Epoch Life (@LifeEpoch) October 18, 2023

Oscar the two-year-old Indian Ringneck parrot playing peekaboo with the cat from across the street.pic.twitter.com/tH7Au2Zlpr
— Epoch Life (@LifeEpoch) October 13, 2023

"Mother, might I borrow a heavy ladle for a moment? I have an urgent task that needs seeing to!"

I should never laugh pic.twitter.com/lZw90Ov4XF
— Enezator (@Enezator) October 18, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:25 PM

Comments

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1 Almost first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (S6gqv)

2 oh

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (krqg6)

3 If the Grand Tetons had a face like AOC, tourists would be feeding their children to the wolves and grizzly roaming around in the Park.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (fY84s)

4 Almost not first.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (J47y1)

5 Almost famous.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (S6gqv)

6 hola cliquers

Posted by: Blazer at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (7PZBL)

7 fuck... nood.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Called it and yet not in the Top 5 [at a guess].

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (krqg6)

8 1 Almost first.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (S6gqv

So close.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (5xURv)

9 Great white sharks are famous for playing possum to entice their victims into the water.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (u73oe)

10 Coins in the Trevi Fountain - doesn't that call for a song by Steve Martin?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 07:29 PM (S6gqv)

11 If you call no first and get first, isn't that the barrel?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:29 PM (5xURv)

12 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 07:29 PM (fwDg9)

13 Called it and yet not in the Top 5 [at a guess].
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)

The world is just too heavy for me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:29 PM (IG4Id)

14 First?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2023 07:29 PM (XV/Pl)

15 Netflix: We hate you, we mock everything that is good, we want you dead.

Everyone: Yeah, but they have that one program I like.

Streaming paid memberships 247.15 million, +11% y/y, beating estimate 244.41 million
Operating margin 22.4% vs. 19.3% y/y, beating estimate 22.1%
Operating income $1.92 billion, +25% y/y, beating estimate $1.9 billion
Free cash flow $1.89 billion vs. $472 million y/y, beating estimate $1.27 billion

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 07:30 PM (NyXav)

16 Thank Goodness !

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)

17 Drats, not even close.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2023 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

18 The world is just too heavy for me.
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You ain't heavy; you're my brother!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:31 PM (krqg6)

19 Puffin sounds like something dirty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:31 PM (5xURv)

20 Great white sharks are famous for playing possum to entice their victims into the water.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (u73oe)

It's the Great Transparent Sharks you have to watch out for. Except you can't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:31 PM (gctFn)

21 14 First?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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You wish!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

22 ... plus I actually sampled the content. * shifty eyes *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:32 PM (IG4Id)

23 I didn't know Puffins could swim around like a dauphin. Knew they dived like ducks

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

24 20 ducks. Same as in town

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 07:33 PM (NxC5+)

25 Just love seeing highly skilled children and their weapons.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 18, 2023 07:33 PM (7oo37)

26 If the Grand Tetons had a face like AOC, tourists would be feeding their children to the wolves and grizzly roaming around in the Park.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (fY84s)

Was that wrong? I mean, there was nothing about that in the pamphlets at the ranger station or online.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2023 07:34 PM (xhaym)

27 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 07:30 PM (NyXav)

Who's excited for Season Two of Star Wars Thing?! I heard they're putting JEDI in it! And some lightsabers! And a CHICK!

Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2023 07:34 PM (v27SO)

28 Bringing this over from the other thread...because:

290 140 I miss the Girls of Ace Of Spades!

Cake girl
Pole Vault girl
Aussie Sprinter girl
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (5xURv)

How can you lave off Tri-Corner Hat Girl

You people...sometimes. it's like I don't know you anymore.

***shakes head sadly***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2023 07:31 PM (CCSxw)

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2023 07:34 PM (CCSxw)

29 Ignatieff champions puffin as symbol of Liberal party
The Canadian Press · Posted: Aug 31, 2007 8:58 AM EDT
The beaver is one of Canada's national symbols and now a senior Liberal wants to make the puffin the symbol of the country's self-proclaimed natural governing party.

Liberal deputy leader Michael Ignatieff says the industrious little seabird— with its black and white plumage, distinctive striped beak and orange feet— is a "noble" creature that exemplifies Liberal values.

"It's a noble bird because it has good family values. They stay together for 30 years," Ignatieff said Thursday outside a Liberal caucus retreat in the Newfoundland and Labrador capital.

"They lay one egg (each year). They put their excrement in one place. They hide their excrement.… They flap their wings very hard and they work like hell.

"This seems to me a symbol for what our party should be." [Yes, he lost the election, badly.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:34 PM (krqg6)

30 The little tattoo artist!
"Oh, wait, I don't like that one."
X
'Let me try it again."
SO cute. And what a good daddy.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at October 18, 2023 07:35 PM (KB0Aa)

31 Knock, knock.

Who is it?

Beach Shark.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 07:35 PM (n+4am)

32 Woah, they keep 5 baby goats, a llama and a Yorkie in their house?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

33 OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN!
OPEN OPEN OPEN!!
OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN!

Posted by: brain of cat playing "peek-a-boo" at October 18, 2023 07:35 PM (DTX3h)

34 ... plus I actually sampled the content. * shifty eyes *
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Snatch the puffin from my hand, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Master Po at October 18, 2023 07:36 PM (krqg6)

35 That Baby Rhino is a Brave Warrior.

Made me smile it did.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2023 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

36 Well, time for me to get in line to get my passport scanned, I guess. Later.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:36 PM (gctFn)

37

How can you lave off Tri-Corner Hat Girl

You people...sometimes. it's like I don't know you anymore.

***shakes head sadly**

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2023 07:34 PM (

I left girls off on purpose so y'all could join in with the reminiscing

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:37 PM (5xURv)

38 32 Woah, they keep 5 baby goats, a llama and a Yorkie in their house?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

Yes, I was hoping that carpet was tan Astroturf.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at October 18, 2023 07:37 PM (KB0Aa)

39 @21

>>You wish!

I was going to be first but then I got high.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2023 07:37 PM (XV/Pl)

40 I do really appreciate the light hearted animal videos

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

41 No way goats and a llama are allowed in the house. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 18, 2023 07:39 PM (eTnDQ)

42 I'm sending the video of the Cape Cod beach to BLM and ANTIFA. Where's the diversity Massholes???

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 18, 2023 07:40 PM (YyRSv)

43 No way goats and a llama are allowed in the house. Fuck that shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Yes, you are correct. That's exactly what they do.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:41 PM (IG4Id)

44 I've had shark steaks on many occasions but not Great White. A fresh Great White on your beach has got to be better than a meal delivery service and you can stock your freezer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2023 07:41 PM (fY84s)

45 Michael Mann is doing a Ferrari movie.

Posted by: None at October 18, 2023 07:42 PM (XtkZj)

46 No way goats and a llama are allowed in the house. Fuck that shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 18, 2023 07:39 PM (eTnDQ)

There'd be ground in shit everywhere. You'd need to clean the floors every day. Those animals do not take any notice of where they poop.

The Bedouin kids in the Western Desert in Iraq used to (presumably still do) constantly get lung infections from breathing in dry powered animal shit all the time. Keeping those things in your house would be actively creating an unsanitary environment.

Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2023 07:42 PM (v27SO)

47 We've boondocked (free camped) a few times in the Grand Teton's. There is an excellent place to free RV camp on forest service road 30310, across from the Cunningham Cabin historic site. Beautiful views and free.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 18, 2023 07:43 PM (l10hq)

48 And a CHICK!
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2023 07:34 PM (v27SO)

Am i the only one who thinks "The Force Is Female" sounds a little rapey?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:43 PM (9UlRk)

49 Humphrey! On a hump day too. I missed your oddservations.

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2023 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

50 Wii Fit Girl !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 18, 2023 07:43 PM (+vFC3)

51 Am i the only one who thinks "The Force Is Female" sounds a little rapey?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:43 PM (9UlRk)

Not to me. Just sounds really stupid and entitled.

Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2023 07:44 PM (v27SO)

52 AOP @ 36- Passport? Dang, now I gotta go back in the safe. Wait a minute, I have a Texas DL. Had me worried there. Looking forward to seeing you.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 07:44 PM (NxC5+)

53 Knock, knock.

Who is it?

Beach Shark.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Candygram.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2023 07:44 PM (J47y1)

54 Yes, I was hoping that carpet was tan Astroturf.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at October 18, 2023 07:37 PM (KB0Aa)
*********
I would hate to turn off the lights and shine a black light on that carpet.

It would probably look like a crime scene.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 07:45 PM (NpAcC)

55 "This seems to me a symbol for what our party should be." [Yes, he lost the election, badly.]
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:34 PM (krqg6)

Consider the Albatross....

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 18, 2023 07:45 PM (9UlRk)

56 My favorite animal story of the day: A guy in Australia is walking his dog near a body of water, dog jumps in the water and gets attacked by a kangaroo. The guy has to jump in and rescue his dog from the roo. Guy is a trained MMA fighter, but says his roo fighting days are over.

https://tinyurl.com/5ph48v3z

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 18, 2023 07:45 PM (MeG8a)

57 Am i the only one who thinks "The Force Is Female" sounds a little rapey?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:43 PM (9UlRk)

Forceful Vagina would be a good band name

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:45 PM (XtkZj)

58 19 Puffin sounds like something dirty.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:31 PM (5xURv)

Yeah like when I worked on a project for Balfour Beatty in FL the Brits wrote something on the port-a potty walls about sporting a chubby , heh heh I didn't know but after I thought I chuckled.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 18, 2023 07:46 PM (YyRSv)

59 Sure would like to know how a fish becomes frozen in that position.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 18, 2023 07:46 PM (xPl2J)

60 They have those stupid human tricks on an endless loop at the optha...ophtha... eyeball doctor's office. I guess the food channel was too controversial.

Posted by: huerfano at October 18, 2023 07:46 PM (Q4KYm)

61 Speaking of goats...

@jasonrantz 4h
@ucdavisrepresentatives haven't responded to multiple emails. It appears one of their professors is threatening to stab "zionist journalists" and their kids.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:47 PM (IG4Id)

62 Forceful Vagina would be a good band name
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I saw Forceful Vagina open for Big Head Todd and the Monsters.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2023 07:47 PM (J47y1)

63 See you tomorrow as well. Ciao.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:47 PM (krqg6)

64 Forceful Vagina would be a good band name
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:45 PM (XtkZj)

Let's just call it L7 and let it go at that.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2023 07:48 PM (xhaym)

65 Rhinos get dislocated toes. Filed for future reference.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 18, 2023 07:48 PM (MvF+J)

66 @ucdavisrepresentatives haven't responded to multiple emails. It appears one of their professors is threatening to stab "zionist journalists" and their kids.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:47 PM (IG4Id)

Freedom Freedom Freedom, OY!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:48 PM (9UlRk)

67 >> Sure would like to know how a fish becomes frozen in that position.

My guess is the pike literally bit off more than he could chew with the bass and choked to death and then the water froze around them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

68 There's nothing cuter than a Baby Llama... Well, maybe Baby
Alpacas.

You can never have enough Baby Alpaca action...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 07:49 PM (TGPs7)

69 Very sad need, for me and the better half: my health got in the way of attending the TXmome.

Next year in Christian.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 18, 2023 07:49 PM (9GWH6)

70 People have too much free time

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

71 My guess is the pike literally bit off more than he could chew with the bass and choked to death and then the water froze around them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

That makes sense.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 18, 2023 07:50 PM (xPl2J)

72 69 Very sad need, for me and the better half: my health got in the way of attending the TXmome.

Next year in Christian.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 18, 2023 07:49 PM (9GWH6)

Oh noesssss...

Fill that camp cup up with some medicinal Tequila!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2023 07:51 PM (CCSxw)

73 65 Rhinos get dislocated toes. Filed for future reference.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 18, 2023 07:48 PM (MvF+J)

As long as they're not dislocating their toes on you... Boot to the Head! (Thank you Dr. Demento, wherever you are?)

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 07:52 PM (TGPs7)

74 People have too much free time

===

Lies, damn lies and ...if they had too much time they'd be sht posting on AOS!

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 07:52 PM (V13WU)

75 IIRC, UC Davis is Berkeley's dumpy little brother school for trust fundies that couldn't make it into Berkeley or UCLA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:52 PM (IG4Id)

76 I saw Pike Chokes on Bass open for Van Halen in ‘82.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 07:52 PM (u73oe)

77 Oscar!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 07:52 PM (vx43x)

78
Fill that camp cup up with some medicinal Tequila!
Posted by: browndog

In your honor I'll do that when I get home from this place!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 18, 2023 07:53 PM (9GWH6)

79 My body is broken...

Moving sucks...

Posted by: TJM's phone at October 18, 2023 07:53 PM (LvTSG)

80 I want Taylor Swift to do a pro-Hamas statement. Maybe a video called "Halal, Y'all!" where she sings about how the only pig she'll eat is a Jew, or somesuch.

Just to see how many millions of American women join Hamas afterward. I'm betting on 30M+. But only for two or three days, before they move on to Jeffrey Star's Bonus Hole Challenge or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 07:54 PM (0FoWg)

81 My guess is the pike literally bit off more than he could chew with the bass and choked to death and then the water froze around them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 07:48 PM

It looked a little too ambitious.

Posted by: huerfano at October 18, 2023 07:54 PM (Q4KYm)

82 weisenheimer.

That's a boxer. Weimaraners are grey.

Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2023 07:54 PM (FhXTo)

83 80 I want Taylor Swift to do a pro-Hamas statement. Maybe a video called "Halal, Y'all!" where she sings about how the only pig she'll eat is a Jew, or somesuch.

Just to see how many millions of American women join Hamas afterward. I'm betting on 30M+. But only for two or three days, before they move on to Jeffrey Star's Bonus Hole Challenge or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 07:54 PM (0FoWg

Someone needs to get off Insta.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:55 PM (XtkZj)

84 Just to see how many millions of American women join Hamas afterward. I'm betting on 30M+. But only for two or three days, before they move on to Jeffrey Star's Bonus Hole Challenge or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 07:54 PM (0FoWg)

Agent: "Why the fuck is everyone buying Daihatsus now?"

Tay-tay: "I don't know! All I did was sneeze!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:56 PM (9UlRk)

85 As said, probably seen a hundred videos of horses and cows hooves repaired, never saw a rhino fixed.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

86 I like the way the husky moans while he's digging. None of the bystanders seem to grok that Timmy might be buried under there.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 18, 2023 07:56 PM (MvF+J)

87 Biden says Hamas needs to learn to shoot straight when referring to the hospital.

What. A. Fucking. Idiot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:57 PM (XtkZj)

88 The kitty barista is impressive!
How'd they teach her to stop?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 18, 2023 07:57 PM (vHIgi)

89 86 I like the way the husky moans while he's digging. None of the bystanders seem to grok that Timmy might be buried under there.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at October 18, 2023 07:56 PM (MvF+J)

The way to know something is wrong is when the husky *stops* howling and digging.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:58 PM (9UlRk)

90 Posting can't be as much as the wipe outs not seen in that video

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 07:58 PM (fwDg9)

91 79 My body is broken...

Moving sucks...
Posted by: TJM's phone at October 18, 2023 07:53 PM (LvTSG)

Yes...yes it does.

You too need some medicinal Tequila.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2023 07:58 PM (CCSxw)

92 Cutest Baby Animals

Alpacas Llamas

Giant Pandas

Cats Cheetahs

Sloths

Lambs

Goats

Camels

Octopi

Horsies

Bats

Lions

Whatever squirrel was in Bob Ross's pocket...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 07:59 PM (TGPs7)

93 What. A. Fucking. Idiot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:57 PM (XtkZj)

Please be joking.

Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2023 08:00 PM (v27SO)

94 93 What. A. Fucking. Idiot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:57 PM (XtkZj)

Please be joking.
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2023 08:00 PM (v27SO

Do you think he would say something like that?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:01 PM (XtkZj)

95 Haw! Wouldn't it be hilarious if it were standard practice for tattoo artists to just make a big ol' "X" over their mistakes.

My son, incidentally, is a tattooist. He once tattooed some kind of picture on a guy's arm and the words "West Virginia", and inadvertently left the first 'i' out of "Virginia". Customer never noticed.

Btw, Ace, I didn't have an opportunity yesterday to write a comment, but that video of the people in the boat being escorted by ducks (or was it geese? ducks, I think) was absolutely magical. Very therapeutic after a day trying to absorb non-stop bad news about Republican fecklessness, Democrat hypocrisy and Hamas deviltry.

Posted by: Paco at October 18, 2023 08:01 PM (njExo)

96 Do you think he would say something like that?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:01 PM (XtkZj)

"Hey, it's great to be here in Nagasaki. I was gonna open with a joke, but i'm afraid it'll bomb...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 08:01 PM (9UlRk)

97 What a day. The RV is debugged, gassed, and loaded for the trek West in the morning. I'll be up before Skip to leave.

Wait until yall see what I bagged today.

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2023 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

98 Do you think he would say something like that?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:01 PM (XtkZj)

Yeah, he probably would.

Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2023 08:02 PM (v27SO)

99 Whatever squirrel was in Bob Ross's pocket...
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I see no Quokkas in that list.
* make the 'be gone' gesture *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:02 PM (IG4Id)

100 I kinda miss goofy crows.

It's funny how we'd have them when we'd go down the shore for the summer, but living not even 30 miles north of that i've never seen one (even for the 20 or so years where i didn't spend my summers down there) As im older and wiser now, if I was in an area with crows id 100% feed then and leave them treats so i could make a fully kelsi crow army.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 18, 2023 08:02 PM (7asW9)

101 The only thing I want to see outta Tay Tay is some bumping, grinding and sweating.

Sweet tea needs that sugar stirring
Small town nights need both ends burning
Shades need drawing, hearts need falling
Boots need knockin'...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2023 08:03 PM (R/m4+)

102 This was...unfortunate: "Rowan County man’s body mistaken for Halloween prop; lawn mowed around him".

https://tinyurl.com/2uvxszva

Posted by: Paco at October 18, 2023 08:04 PM (njExo)

103 96 Do you think he would say something like that?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:01 PM (XtkZj)

"Hey, it's great to be here in Nagasaki. I was gonna open with a joke, but i'm afraid it'll bomb...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 08:01 PM (9UlRk

'I want to thank the people here at Auschwitz for the tour. I'll have to grab a pair of those free shoes on the way out! '

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:06 PM (XtkZj)

104 >>>Husky accepts its bath without complaint or comment.
Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace

That should read Disinformation Purveyor Expert Ace.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2023 08:06 PM (klJTj)

105 'I want to thank the people here at Auschwitz for the tour. I'll have to grab a pair of those free shoes on the way out! '
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:06 PM (XtkZj)

ooof

lol.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 08:07 PM (9UlRk)

106 This was...unfortunate: "Rowan County man’s body mistaken for Halloween prop; lawn mowed around him".

I think the alternative would have been worse …

Posted by: Adriane the Late Nite Critic . . . at October 18, 2023 08:07 PM (4Winp)

107 I get to try and sleep in tomorrow, very late start having to work in a finished office.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

108 Didn't shitpants just do something equally horrendous in ireland recently? Like making a car bomb joke or something? I can't even remember with the onslaught of jackassery the world has belched forth since then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 08:09 PM (9UlRk)

109 Didn't shitpants just do something equally horrendous in ireland recently? Like making a car bomb joke or something? I can't even remember with the onslaught of jackassery the world has belched forth since then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

He' was told to fuck off home by the Pali's and Bibi, then wandered out to the press fags on AF1 babbling about something or other.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:11 PM (IG4Id)

110 Automakers Have Big Hopes for EVs; Buyers Aren’t Cooperating. Sales growth has slowed in the U.S. as car companies are finding a limited pool of consumers willing to pay more for these models.

While EV sales continue to grow — rising 51% this year through September — the rate has slowed from a year earlier and unsold inventory is starting to pile up for some brands.

I'll get one when the next generation of batteries become available. A large segment of potential buyers don't want to purchase an EV that will be "maybe obsolete in 1-2 years". It certainly is my feelings.

The next big thing will be infrastructure. Tesla is opening their network next year and a lot of cars will switch over to their system. That might be worth waiting for if you hate adapters.

There will always be a new Gen coming. What's needed is modular engineering so it can be plug and play. i.e. we need to be regulating this to make it easier for consumers.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 18, 2023 08:12 PM (NCgXW)

111 Hang in there TJM

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2023 08:12 PM (RIvkX)

112 Depending on who Biden is speaking to, Beau was killed by either Palestinians or Israelis.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 08:12 PM (u73oe)

113 91 Yes...yes it does.

You too need some medicinal Tequila.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2023 07:58 PM (CCSxw)

=======

I have chosen scotch instead.

Pretty much the last of what we have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 18, 2023 08:13 PM (LvTSG)

114 108 Didn't shitpants just do something equally horrendous in ireland recently? Like making a car bomb joke or something? I can't even remember with the onslaught of jackassery the world has belched forth since then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 08:09 PM (9UlRk

He called the New Zealand Blacks the Black and Tans and also told the crowd to go lick the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:13 PM (XtkZj)

115 I flew 10 hours over to Israel and all I got was a crappy old Yasser Arafat T-Shirt.........

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 18, 2023 08:14 PM (0vFtj)

116 You know there was at least one sorry son of a bitch with $200k in student loans and an underwater mortgage whose only job on this pathetic little junket was to run around town and find somewhere that sold bagels and buy $1,000 worth, one of which will be nibbled at and then thrown out with the remainder upon landing once again at Dulles.

Civil Service, yo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 08:14 PM (9UlRk)

117 Be almost funny if Slow Joe dropped dead in the middle of all of this. It'll be their fault - his handlers are pushing that frail old man way too hard, and his inability to function is starting to become obvious to everyone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 08:15 PM (R9WAG)

118 Or what if T-Swizz started dating Kim Jong-Un? I would looooove to hear my younger female coworkers lecture me about how I'm not living up to the Juche ideal of socialism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 08:15 PM (0FoWg)

119 Your president.

https://tinyurl.com/4f6nrdy3

Yes, we're all going to die horribly.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)

120 118 Or what if T-Swizz started dating Kim Jong-Un? I would looooove to hear my younger female coworkers lecture me about how I'm not living up to the Juche ideal of socialism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 08:15 PM (0FoWg)

Conversely, if she starts schtupping Tom Sowell, I'm moving to North Korea. They can just get over it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 08:17 PM (9UlRk)

121 My favorite bad tattoo picture: "No Regerts"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 08:18 PM (R9WAG)

122 >>>Oscar the two-year-old Indian Ringneck parrot playing peekaboo with the cat from across the street.

I think the cat would like to play a different game.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2023 08:19 PM (klJTj)

123 It's very bad and restrictive. May close gun stores...

Boston 25 News
@boston25
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JUST IN: A sweeping gun bill aimed at tightening firearm laws passes in the Massachusetts House

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 08:20 PM (TGPs7)

124 Immediately recognized Grand Teton... which of course is Navajo for Great Tits.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:20 PM (QBaJw)

125 "Your president."

Well I didn't vote for 'em!

Posted by: A peasant covered with shit at October 18, 2023 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

126 I want to say Jukin Media has nothing to do with my nic. It is my real life nickname since 1990. I should sue for copyright protection.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 18, 2023 08:21 PM (17s+e)

127 >>>I should never laugh

I was thinking a pet was going to get it, but I guess a brother is just as good.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2023 08:22 PM (klJTj)

128 One could think Israelis getting slaughtered would shut them up a little while.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 08:22 PM (fwDg9)

129 It's very bad and restrictive. May close gun stores...

Boston 25 News
@boston25
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1h
JUST IN: A sweeping gun bill aimed at tightening firearm laws passes in the Massachusetts House
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 08:20 PM (TGPs7)

Bad? Nah, in the after times, some states will be more ripe for rapin' and pillaging.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:22 PM (QBaJw)

130 119 Your president.

https://tinyurl.com/4f6nrdy3

Yes, we're all going to die horribly.
Posted by: JackStraw

I need close captioning
Seriously, what's he saying?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 18, 2023 08:23 PM (vHIgi)

131 It cane bed bedtime
Hope you all have a great evening

TJM be g lad you don't move every year

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 08:24 PM (fwDg9)

132 Epoch paints this as a nice story but it's really horrifying.

***

That really is sad

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 18, 2023 08:25 PM (vHIgi)

133 "I need close captioning
Seriously, what's he saying?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion "

He said something about grabbing something.

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2023 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

134
https://tinyurl.com/4f6nrdy3

Yikes. At least Air Force One and the dozens of attendant airplanes kicked the shit out of climate change by flying halfway around the world and back, 'cause their emissions are carbon-reducing.

Posted by: Auspex at October 18, 2023 08:25 PM (j4U/Z)

135 so I need some advice regarding ivermectin. I tried gugling it but all I could get page after page was don't take it, it's a horse de-wormer.
Dil and grandson have covid, they have ivm from a pharmacy but it's the propylactic dose --16 mg. The instructions on the bottle are for one dose now and one in 48 hours and then one every week. But they are sick now. Anybody know what the dosage would be for sickness?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 08:26 PM (JrYM1)

136 I have a question for the science guys here. What is a quick and simple definition of the Doppler effect for non sciency people?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 18, 2023 08:26 PM (FGDKA)

137 123 It's very bad and restrictive. May close gun stores...

Boston 25 News
@boston25
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1h
JUST IN: A sweeping gun bill aimed at tightening firearm laws passes in the Massachusetts House
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 08:20 PM So this is what's coming all over. They have to try for the whole enchilada now, it's what they've been working on for the past 100 years.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 08:26 PM (NxC5+)

138 What's wrong with his face?

His chin appears to be growing horns.

https://tinyurl.com/3uf7ta6v

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

139 I need close captioning
Seriously, what's he saying?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion "

——————-

He said the sherif is near.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 08:27 PM (u73oe)

140 Be almost funny if Slow Joe dropped dead in the middle of all of this. It'll be their fault - his handlers are pushing that frail old man way too hard, and his inability to function is starting to become obvious to everyone.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm still hoping for him to drop a couple of n-bombs in a speech and then shit his pants clear to the proscenium.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:27 PM (IG4Id)

141 American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.

Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2023 08:29 PM (RovqD)

142 He said the sherif is near.
---
Sherif don't like it.
Robbing the cash bar
Robbing the cash bar

Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 08:29 PM (AbL8c)

143 Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 08:26 PM (JrYM1)

look here:

https://www.barnhardt.biz/ivermectin/

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2023 08:30 PM (CCSxw)

144 "Joran van der Sloot Reportedly Admits to Killing Natalee Holloway"
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Really? Reportedly? He said he smashed her face in with a cinderblock, I think we're past reportedly.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:30 PM (QBaJw)

145 American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2023 08:29 PM (RovqD)

—————

She’s still alive? Huh

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 08:30 PM (u73oe)

146 Critical Drinker on the impending supernova of the Marvels, and the MCU in general.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8efh4d

Posted by: Archimedes at October 18, 2023 08:31 PM (I/Qkd)

147 We've secretly replaced the President with a large kumquat.

Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:31 PM (XtkZj)

148 browndog

Thank you, exactly what we needed. I knew the Horde would have an answer.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 08:32 PM (JrYM1)

149 American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.

Will she be joining the other Chers who left the country after other things happened that she didn't like?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 18, 2023 08:32 PM (I/Qkd)

150 I have a question for the science guys here. What is a quick and simple definition of the Doppler effect for non sciency people?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd

Waves on a pond.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:32 PM (IG4Id)

151 Sherif don't like it.
Robbing the cash bar
Robbing the cash bar
Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 08:29 PM (AbL8c)

Omar goodness!

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:33 PM (QBaJw)

152 Does this mean we are all going to vote for Trump now?

Posted by: fd at October 18, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

153 Maybe Taylor could buy up FTX stocks, and resurrect the firm.

Or do a Gacy Era Tour, and make killer clowns cool again.

In Swift, all things are possible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 08:34 PM (0FoWg)

154 Doppler effect is you standing near a train track as it's approaching far off. Then closer. Then passes you and way down the road.

The sound changes the whole time

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:34 PM (XtkZj)

155 "Pence to Newsmax: Let Voters, Not Courts, Decide Trump's Fate"

Translation: My poll numbers stink.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:35 PM (QBaJw)

156 144 "Joran van der Sloot Reportedly Admits to Killing Natalee Holloway"
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Really? Reportedly? He said he smashed her face in with a cinderblock, I think we're past reportedly.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:30 PM
He's just begging for the full meal deal in prison.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 08:35 PM (NxC5+)

157 I have a question for the science guys here. What is a quick and simple definition of the Doppler effect for non sciency people?

It's a change in the frequency of sound or light as an emitter moves towards or away from the observer. It is the sum of the two velocities.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 18, 2023 08:35 PM (I/Qkd)

158 I have a question for the science guys here. What is a quick and simple definition of the Doppler effect for non sciency people?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 18, 2023 08:26 PM

You've heard a train's horn blowing as it goes by go 'aaaaahoouuuuuuuuu', right? It's sounding at a higher pitch as it's coming at you, because the train's velocity is compressing the sound a bit, resulting in a higher frequency. You hear it's true frequency as it is passing you, and then the frequency drops as the train's velocity going away, and lengthening the frequency, resulting in a lower sound.

This happens with light, too. We can tell if stars are moving toward or away from us by how the color shifts. Toward the blue if coming toward us, red if moving away; hence the term 'red shift'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

159 117 Be almost funny if Slow Joe dropped dead in the middle of all of this. It'll be their fault - his handlers are pushing that frail old man way too hard, and his inability to function is starting to become obvious to everyone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 08:15 PM (R9WAG)

So, I'm guessing there's not a lookalike Joe stashed somewhere, like Hilary's Bollard Recovery double?
If he was a good enough actor, who could tell?

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at October 18, 2023 08:36 PM (KB0Aa)

160 It's a change in the frequency of sound or light as an emitter moves towards or away from the observer. It is the sum of the two velocities.

That wasn't clear. It's a change in the APPARENT frequency of sound or light.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 18, 2023 08:36 PM (I/Qkd)

161 119 Your president.

https://tinyurl.com/4f6nrdy3

Yes, we're all going to die horribly.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Joey Toughguy wearing his Sea Hunt jacket.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 08:36 PM (DveAR)

162 Does this mean we are all going to vote for Trump now?
Posted by: fd

Doesn't look like we have a choice, but he will be convicted of something and blue ~~snake~~ states will bounce him from the ballot without replacement after super Tuesday. 2024 is going to be the final nail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:36 PM (IG4Id)

163 American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2023 08:29 PM (RovqD)

FFS. she's been saying that shit since Bush. just fucking do it already.

Read my lips (which still work, BTW) Go. The. Fuck. Away. Seriously, you're basically a sex-bot rejected prototype at this point.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 18, 2023 08:36 PM (T/Lqj)

164 "George Lucas Explains Why Disney Star Wars Is So Terrible"

Here, lemme help, George. Cuz it's a stupid kid's story that only had two halfway decent movies to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:36 PM (QBaJw)

165 Be almost funny if Slow Joe dropped dead in the middle of all of this. It'll be their fault - his handlers are pushing that frail old man way too hard, and his inability to function is starting to become obvious to everyone.
Posted by: Tom Servo

It's probably their plan...or at least, their greatest hope. A martyr, right before election day? The first female president?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 18, 2023 08:38 PM (NCgXW)

166 Does this mean we are all going to vote for Trump now?
Posted by: fd at October 18, 2023 08:33 PM (vFG9F)

You can try. I'm looking forward to the day it becomes obvious they're not going to let you.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:38 PM (QBaJw)

167 Opinion piece at The Hill by a Jewish writer who has the sadz that DeSantis said Palis are not welcome. For you see, Gazans are just misunderstood and deep down really good people.

I will never get these people.

Posted by: Montec at October 18, 2023 08:39 PM (bWsRe)

168 The sound changes the whole time
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:34 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Yoko at October 18, 2023 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)

169 140 Be almost funny if Slow Joe dropped dead in the middle of all of this. It'll be their fault - his handlers are pushing that frail old man way too hard, and his inability to function is starting to become obvious to everyone.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'm still hoping for him to drop a couple of n-bombs in a speech and then shit his pants clear to the proscenium.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:27 PM
Only GOD knows the exact time and place of this particular death. And the deepstate of course.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 08:39 PM (NxC5+)

170 One hundred and seventieth!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 18, 2023 08:40 PM (k1Qly)

171 It's probably their plan...or at least, their greatest hope. A martyr, right before election day? The first female president?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS

Kackala McGiggleTits will bow out if BribeMe pushes up daisies, citing cancer or something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:40 PM (IG4Id)

172 A Taylor Swift Gacy Tour would make more sense than another Star Wars fagfest, but we'll get the Star Wars thing, fer sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 08:40 PM (0FoWg)

173 We need SMOD and looky there. Coincidence? I think not.

https://tinyurl.com/tvmcmnfx

Posted by: Archimedes at October 18, 2023 08:41 PM (I/Qkd)

174 144 "Joran van der Sloot Reportedly Admits to Killing Natalee Holloway"
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Really? Reportedly? He said he smashed her face in with a cinderblock, I think we're past reportedly.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:30 PM (QBaJw)

++++

They didn't say he reportedly killed her, they said he reportedly admitted to it. I haven't read anything but the headlines, so I don't know how solid the report is that he admitted to it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2023 08:41 PM (klJTj)

175 Read my lips (which still work, BTW) Go. The. Fuck. Away. Seriously, you're basically a sex-bot rejected prototype at this point.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 18, 2023 08:36 PM (T/Lqj)

*Cringe*

"rejected" should have gone before "sex-bot." A rejected sex-bot prototype.

I am rusty with the writing. Grrr!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 18, 2023 08:42 PM (T/Lqj)

176 He's just begging for the full meal deal in prison.
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 08:35 PM (NxC5+)

They gave him 20 frickin' years.

Lazy sodden prosecutors. That's what your life is worth to them.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:43 PM (QBaJw)

177 I thought everyone had the wave tank demonstration in high school in Physics, no?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:44 PM (IG4Id)

178 They didn't say he reportedly killed her, they said he reportedly admitted to it. I haven't read anything but the headlines, so I don't know how solid the report is that he admitted to it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 18, 2023 08:41 PM (klJTj)

He went into court and described what he did. It was a plea deal. There's no reportedly about it. Just stupid headline writers who write stupidly.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:44 PM (QBaJw)

179
New York Post
@nypost
Man slugs woman in the face on NYC subway, tells her it’s because ‘you are Jewish’: cops https://trib.al/8mPsRlF

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 08:45 PM (TGPs7)

180 What he admitted to is exactly what they knew all those years ago. They just never found a body or the weapon so their case was shit. Had he not tried to extort the family, he might never have fessed up.

He's a piece of shit and deserves some attention in prison.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:46 PM (XtkZj)

181 I thought everyone had the wave tank demonstration in high school in Physics, no?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:44 PM (IG4Id)

I didn't take Physics in high screwel. I thought I signed up for it, but I'm dyslexic, so we spent the whole semester reading Tarot cards and tea leaves.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:46 PM (QBaJw)

182 John Cusack
@johncusack
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1h
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Ok / watch channel 4 report - nothing is settled in my mind but evidence points to the people who dropped 6000 bombs did it / they already hit one and a school

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 08:46 PM (TGPs7)

183 Man slugs woman in the face on NYC subway, tells her it’s because ‘you are Jewish’: cops https://trib.al/8mPsRlF
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 08:45 PM (TGPs7)

————-

Lemme guess. Cops are unable to determine motive, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 08:47 PM (u73oe)

184 It's a change in the frequency of sound or light as an emitter moves towards or away from the observer. It is the sum of the two velocities.

That wasn't clear. It's a change in the APPARENT frequency of sound or light.
Posted by: Archimedes

Maybe it would be easier to start with general relativity.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2023 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

185 Man slugs woman in the face on NYC subway, tells her it’s because ‘you are Jewish’: cops https://trib.al/8mPsRlF
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Wow. Such vibrancy. Very bodega.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:47 PM (IG4Id)

186
Joey Biden. Senile or just surfin' on some of Hunter's fine stuff?

https://tinyurl.com/4f6nrdy3 was pure stoned hippy shit more that grandpa in the memory unit.

Posted by: Auspex at October 18, 2023 08:47 PM (j4U/Z)

187 173 We need SMOD and looky there. Coincidence? I think not.

https://tinyurl.com/tvmcmnfx
Posted by: Archimedes at October 18, 2023 08:41 PM
I knew it! Finally, Lucifer's Hammer comes true. Maybe.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 08:48 PM (NxC5+)

188 anybody seen Kamalamdingdong lately? Did she get lost down at the border?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 08:48 PM (JrYM1)

189 I took about five breaths watching that bird swimfly.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 08:48 PM (Z8Yh2)

190 That wasn't clear. It's a change in the APPARENT frequency of sound or light.

It's much easier to explain with visuals. Here's a short video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4OnBYrbCjY

Posted by: Oddbob at October 18, 2023 08:49 PM (nfrXX)

191 What he admitted to is exactly what they knew all those years ago. They just never found a body or the weapon so their case was shit. Had he not tried to extort the family, he might never have fessed up.

He's a piece of shit and deserves some attention in prison.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:46 PM (XtkZj)

There was some talk for a while there that he was an actual serial killer, but I don't know anything about the other cases.

He's claiming she got all coy, and when he didn't stop trying to have secks on the beach, she kneed him in the balls. He didn't like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:49 PM (QBaJw)

192 Rhinos get dislocated toes. Filed for future reference.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape

Hooves are toenails.

Rhinos walk around on the tips of their toes.

They're graceful like ballerinas.

Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2023 08:51 PM (DgGvY)

193 nypost
Man slugs woman in the face on NYC subway, tells her it’s because ‘you are Jewish’: cops https://trib.al/8mPsRlF
-

The worst part is the backlash against Muslims.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 08:51 PM (Dp4Pq)

194 What the public finds enjoyable is fascinating.

I just got sucked into the YouTube vortex and a guy who simply runs in weird costumes has over 26 Million subscribers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2023 08:52 PM (XV/Pl)

195 Linda Evans was in this episode of the Rockford Files I just watched. They somehow managed to get her into a bikini in two separate scenes. Now that's good writing!

Posted by: spindrift at October 18, 2023 08:52 PM (ZXWBt)

196 anybody seen Kamalamdingdong lately? Did she get lost down at the border?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 08:48 PM (JrYM1)

I don't know if they're trying to hide her, but if they are it's because Team Obama doesn't want her mouthing anything about Israel right now.

They know better than to let some accidental truth out, and she's just dumb enough to do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:52 PM (QBaJw)

197 He's claiming she got all coy, and when he didn't stop trying to have secks on the beach, she kneed him in the balls. He didn't like that.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:49 PM
I hope he goes to an Alabama prison.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 08:53 PM (NxC5+)

198 I bet I can tell you what that llama house smells like.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 08:53 PM (Z8Yh2)

199 Linda Evans was in this episode of the Rockford Files I just watched. They somehow managed to get her into a bikini in two separate scenes. Now that's good writing!
Posted by: spindrift at October 18, 2023 08:52 PM (ZXWBt)

It's the getting her out of the bikini that makes one a truly great writer.

Posted by: John Derek at October 18, 2023 08:54 PM (QBaJw)

200 anybody seen Kamalamdingdong lately? Did she get lost down at the border?
Posted by: TecumsehTea

C'mon, bro. She's tit's deep in AI, the border, and mass-shooting stuff, bro. Bro, c'mon, bro~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 08:54 PM (IG4Id)

201 Linda Evans was in this episode of the Rockford Files I just watched. They somehow managed to get her into a bikini in two separate scenes. Now that's good writing!
Posted by: spindrift at October 18, 2023 08:52 PM (ZXWBt)

I just hope Linda Evans got combat pay for making out with Joe Don Baker in Mitchell. A trooper, she is.

Mitchell!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 18, 2023 08:54 PM (T/Lqj)

202 just got sucked into the YouTube vortex and a guy who simply runs in weird costumes has over 26 Million subscribers.
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I can't figure out the modern internet or how internet money works.

Someone here linked a little kid who gets tens of thousands of dollars worth of presents sent to him, for free, to open while being recorded. And the family makes $17m or something with the monetization of the videos of him opening free presents from strangers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 08:55 PM (Dp4Pq)

203 I hope he goes to an Alabama prison.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 08:53 PM (NxC5+)

I sure hope so. I'm a mean motherfuckin warden.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:55 PM (XtkZj)

204 Linda Evans was in this episode of the Rockford Files I just watched.

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Two of my favorite 70s things combined into one efficient package.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 08:56 PM (Dp4Pq)

205 Someone here linked a little kid who gets tens of thousands of dollars worth of presents sent to him, for free, to open while being recorded. And the family makes $17m or something with the monetization of the videos of him opening free presents from strangers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 08:55 PM (Dp4Pq)

Makes sense when you realize it's all pedos sending the kids gifts.

Parents should be caned.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:56 PM (XtkZj)

206 I’m watching Ghost Ship on AMC.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 18, 2023 08:57 PM (JrojV)

207 Makes sense when you realize it's all pedos sending the kids gifts.

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Oh man, you're probably right. Ugh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 08:57 PM (Dp4Pq)

208 Fox News: Marist Poll. "The poll showed Kennedy winning 16% support among voters, Trump 37% and Biden 44%. Just 3% were undecided.

The biggest shift with a Kennedy candidacy came from independent voters, showing a massive drop in support for Trump (49% to 34%) and Biden (43% to 33%), according to the poll. Kennedy received support from 29% of independents."

Posted by: lost in space at October 18, 2023 08:58 PM (wQr+W)

209 206 I’m watching Ghost Ship on AMC.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 18, 2023 08:57 PM (JrojV)

Still a better love story thanTwilight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 08:59 PM (XtkZj)

210 Anybody know what the dosage would be for sickness?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 08:26 PM (JrYM1)

Dosage is 0.4-0.6 mg per kilogram of body weight, once per day for five days. Start ASAP -- it reduces viral replication and that stage of illness only lasts about five days.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2023 08:59 PM (Sf2cq)

211 Fox News: Marist Poll. "The poll showed Kennedy winning 16% support among voters, Trump 37% and Biden 44%. Just 3% were undecided.

The biggest shift with a Kennedy candidacy came from independent voters, showing a massive drop in support for Trump (49% to 34%) and Biden (43% to 33%), according to the poll. Kennedy received support from 29% of independents."

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It's just battle space prep to justify whatever extra ballots they need to shift into place.

Kennedy just came out for reparations. He's not pulling votes from anyone voting for conservatives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 09:00 PM (Dp4Pq)

212 Covid protocols:

https://americasfrontlinedoctors.org/medical
/hydroxychloroquine/treatment-protocols

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2023 09:01 PM (Sf2cq)

213 The doggo deliberately flunking out of obedience school is FANTASTIC!!! He even looks at the instructor and you can just hear the thoughts going on in his head...then a few glances to the peanut gallery with the "Hey, watch this" expression....then WHAMO!!!

Hall of Fame...for sure.

Posted by: Orson at October 18, 2023 09:01 PM (dIske)

214 Oh my gosh, that last video cracked me up.

Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2023 09:02 PM (pTb/Z)

215 Is anybody else loading up their vehicle and saying 'Do I have room for that one, or should I take this one? Maybe I should take both of them? That stuff is 27.5 pounds per box. Honey, should we drive the truck? Hey, we could drive the truck And the car!'

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 09:02 PM (NxC5+)

216 Emmie
Thank you. Dil has been sick about 4 days, grandson is just starting.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 09:03 PM (JrYM1)

217 "Kennedy just came out for reparations. He's not pulling votes from anyone voting for conservatives."

Trump was doing betters with blacks was he not?

Trump better be against reparations. I am.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 09:03 PM (Z8Yh2)

218 now a senior Liberal wants to make the puffin the symbol of the country's self-proclaimed natural governing party.

Liberal deputy leader Michael Ignatieff says the industrious little seabird— with its black and white plumage, distinctive striped beak and orange feet— is a "noble" creature that exemplifies Liberal values.

"It's a noble bird because it has good family values. They stay together for 30 years," Ignatieff said Thursday outside a Liberal caucus retreat in the Newfoundland and Labrador capital.

"They lay one egg (each year). They put their excrement in one place. They hide their excrement.… They flap their wings very hard and they work like hell.
Posted by: andycanuck

So a family-oriented, loyal, child-loving, sanitary, decorous, dramatic, and hard-working bird should be a symbol of the Liberals?

One out of seven ain't bad.

Posted by: zombie Meat Loaf at October 18, 2023 09:05 PM (DgGvY)

219 That fox poll has Trump winning independents 34-33 but losing to Biden overall by 7? Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 09:05 PM (u73oe)

220 I hope he goes to an Alabama prison.
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 08:53 PM (NxC5+)

Turkey's still part of Nato, isn't it?

Can't we do some sort of prisoner exchange?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 09:07 PM (QBaJw)

221 152 Does this mean we are all going to vote for Trump now?
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Of course we will all vote for Trump! Now, whether or not all those votes lead to a Trump electoral victory, that's the real question.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2023 09:07 PM (W+kMI)

222 Canada's puffin on cocks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 09:07 PM (0FoWg)

223 I can't figure out the modern internet or how internet money works.

Someone here linked a little kid who gets tens of thousands of dollars worth of presents sent to him, for free, to open while being recorded. And the family makes $17m or something with the monetization of the videos of him opening free presents from strangers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

And yet, YT blocks me from viewing because I use an ad blocker. Apparently, my view of a particular vid is worth less than other viewers.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2023 09:07 PM (J47y1)

224 Epoch paints this as a nice story but it's really horrifying.

When I read this, I seriously expected the link to be a toddler getting swarmed by puppies or something similar.

Posted by: Ask Mr. Lizard at October 18, 2023 09:08 PM (Fo1SM)

225 Trump was doing betters with blacks was he not?

Trump better be against reparations. I am.

Posted by: DOYLE

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That's a good point. I bet if we could see the data "blacks" aren't really counted among "independents"

It will be interesting to see how many vote for $2K in reparations that they'll never see because it will be consumed by the system, which will be the entire point- see also: Ukraine, vs how many want to return to a strong economy and solid jobs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:08 PM (RDD2k)

226 I bet I can tell you what that llama house smells like.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 08:53 PM

Whatever you're thinking, it's orders of magnitude better than the penguin house.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2023 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)

227 217 Trump better be against reparations. I am.
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Trump is definitely against reparations. He wants Blacks to earn the schooling, jobs, homes, and other opportunities that the Democrats always promised but never delivered.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2023 09:10 PM (W+kMI)

228 >>Kennedy just came out for reparations. He's not pulling votes from anyone voting for conservatives.

You don't think Trump voters will flock to a guy who wants gun control, no fracking, green new deal, birthright citizenship, more visas and basically every single issue on the far left wish list other than support for the deep state?

Kennedy is pulling 16% percent in the Democrat primary but sure, he pulls Trump votes away.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)

229 Dosage is 0.4-0.6 mg per kilogram of body weight, once per day for five days. Start ASAP -- it reduces viral replication and that stage of illness only lasts about five days.
Posted by: Emmie

Okay, morality/ethics question here - If I were to give my children or grands a dose, without their knowledge, am I the bad guy? Hypo(!!)thetically of course.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2023 09:10 PM (J47y1)

230 Someone here linked a little kid who gets tens of thousands of dollars worth of presents sent to him, for free, to open while being recorded. And the family makes $17m or something with the monetization of the videos of him opening free presents from strangers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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They get paid by viewers watching the ad - it's sort of like broadcast TV. You no watch ad you no watch show, round eye.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 09:11 PM (DveAR)

231 226- I laughed out loud

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 09:11 PM (Z8Yh2)

232 I think Ozzie Man did a voice over for that parrot peek-a-boo video.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2023 09:11 PM (Utijz)

233 Kennedy just came out for reparations.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 09:00 PM (Dp4Pq)

Did he? Or is this another one of those things where he didn't say what everyone is saying he said?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 09:11 PM (QBaJw)

234 >>> but he will be convicted of something and blue snake states will bounce him from the ballot without replacement after super Tuesday. 2024 is going to be the final nail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October
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Is it possible, if they try to put him away, that all hell will break loose?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 09:13 PM (DveAR)

235 Kennedy's new campaign manager is ex-CIA, and his daughter in law.

Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 09:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

236 Tecumseh,

They need zinc and vitamin D too! The good news is all covid is the omnicron variant. The early deadlier ones are gone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 18, 2023 09:14 PM (cLWyk)

237 I should send that kid a book denouncing capitalism. Authored by "Taylor Swift." With a note from "Taylor" stating a need for his capitalist pig parents' $17M for her new tour to stop capitalism. Tell those simps to send the check to "Taylor Swift, care of YD."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 09:14 PM (0FoWg)

238 Did he? Or is this another one of those things where he didn't say what everyone is saying he said?

Posted by: BurtTC

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Someone linked it on a lunchtime or so thread. I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:14 PM (6Y/Rl)

239 >>>Kennedy is pulling 16% percent in the Democrat primary but sure, he pulls Trump votes away.

Posted by: JackStraw
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They are going to have to cheat so hard.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 09:15 PM (DveAR)

240 >>Did he? Or is this another one of those things where he didn't say what everyone is saying he said?

He did.

>RFK Jr. comes out in favor of reparations, carving out lane to Biden’s left

>“These programs complement direct redress payments or tax credits to the descendants of the victims of Jim Crow and other victims of persecution,” the pledge continues. “RFK Jr. will find ways to offer this redress that are legal, fair, and win the approval of Americans of all races.”

https://tinyurl.com/4kxhyant

He also has come out for all the things I listed above. he has always been further left than Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)

241 As much as I hated that whistling S cocksucker Barky, Kennedy's crackle voice drives me crazy. It's medical I get that. Don't want to hear it again let alone as President.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 09:16 PM (Z8Yh2)

242 There we are:

kennedy24.com/racial_healing

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:17 PM (6Y/Rl)

243 207 Makes sense when you realize it's all pedos sending the kids gifts.
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Oh man, you're probably right. Ugh.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 08:57 PM

Mmmmm. I bet if I sent him some flip flops and sandels, they'd have all sorts of close ups of his feet trying them on....oh, my....I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Perv Moron at October 18, 2023 09:17 PM (NCgXW)

244 The shark, despite their best efforts, was reported to have died on Wellfleet Beach.

They were a good 30 paces from the water to start with. Either the shark knew how to walk, or it'd been laying there for hours since the tide was higher. Nice effort, Greenpeace.

Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2023 09:17 PM (DgGvY)

245 Your kids are your responsibility.
Your grands is more of an ethical question.
If I took it myself I would give it to my kids and my grands.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 09:18 PM (DveAR)

246 Who gives a shit about RFK Jr? Nobody, that's who.

I really don't get the hype. He's a nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 09:18 PM (0FoWg)

247 He also has come out for all the things I listed above. he has always been further left than Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)

And yet somehow his presence in the race is going to take votes from Trump.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2023 09:18 PM (Sf2cq)

248 >>They were a good 30 paces from the water to start with. Either the shark knew how to walk, or it'd been laying there for hours since the tide was higher. Nice effort, Greenpeace.

Science has taught us the best time to approach a Great White Shark is after it is thoroughly dead.

Even then, approach cautiously.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)

249 Who gives a shit about RFK Jr? Nobody, that's who.

I really don't get the hype. He's a nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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He'll be used the same way "Trump said pussy" and "women turned out for Roe" were used.

There don't have to be any votes. Just the premise to justify what they do between 2am and 6am, and then the week after.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:19 PM (6Y/Rl)

250 American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2023 08:29 PM (RovqD)

FFS. she's been saying that shit since Bush. just fucking do it already.

Read my lips (which still work, BTW) Go. The. Fuck. Away. Seriously, you're basically a sex-bot rejected prototype at this point.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 18, 2023 08:36 PM (T/Lqj)
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She is welcome to go to whatever shithole country that will take her and in the loneliness of her rooms, sit in the darkness and count her gold and wonder why she is alone.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 09:20 PM (uSHSS)

251 Did he? Or is this another one of those things where he didn't say what everyone is saying he said?

Posted by: BurtTC
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Someone linked it on a lunchtime or so thread. I'll see if I can find it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:14 PM (6Y/Rl)

Evidently he was on a podcast, and was asked about them. He basically said, sure, I'm for "reparations," or something to that effect, but NO CASH PAYMENTS.

So basically, loans.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 09:20 PM (QBaJw)

252 Okay, morality/ethics question here - If I were to give my children or grands a dose, without their knowledge, am I the bad guy? Hypo(!!)thetically of course.
Posted by: Tonypete

Personally? I'd rather have live grandkids and a pissed off son or daughter than to be planning funerals. And I'd go all upside the kid's head telling the I raised you better and smarter.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 09:21 PM (o6mN3)

253 The polling shows what the polling shows. Kennedy thinks he pulls more from Trump (via his own polling) regardless of your opinion.

To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield...It's all shit.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 09:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

254 From the RFK campaign website:

"These programs complement direct redress payments or tax credits to the descendents of the victims of Jim Crow and other victims of persecution."

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:22 PM (6Y/Rl)

255 OMG Hannity just ran the clip of Biden speaking to some reporters off-prompter, it looks like on AF-One enroute back. He looks and sounds like an animated corpse.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 18, 2023 09:23 PM (4ZE6o)

256 Who gives a shit about RFK Jr? Nobody, that's who.

I really don't get the hype. He's a nothing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 09:18 PM (0FoWg)

He's a monkey wrench in the machine. Just like Trump.

He has value.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 09:23 PM (QBaJw)

257 Linda Evans, Lynda Carter and Demi Moore not to mention Bo Derek and Pia Zadora were all just figments of the imagination created and produced by investors and marketing
dweebs.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 18, 2023 09:25 PM (YyRSv)

258 From the RFK campaign website:

"These programs complement direct redress payments or tax credits to the descendents of the victims of Jim Crow and other victims of persecution."
Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:22 PM (6Y/Rl)

So I'm gonna score some sweet government money for the prosecution my Irish ancestors had to endure??!!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 09:26 PM (uSHSS)

259 Kennedy's new campaign manager is ex-CIA, and his daughter in law.

Value to whom?

I used whom.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 09:26 PM (Z8Yh2)

260 It's always neat to see the left admit things.

I doubt many conservatives are all that concerned about the history of a born-into-wealth news anchor, but it's extremely important for Paul and his ilk to know what kind of breakfast cereal Madcow and KJP like the most.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:27 PM (6Y/Rl)

261 216 Emmie
Thank you. Dil has been sick about 4 days, grandson is just starting.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 09:03 PM (JrYM1

Are they near Fayetteville, AR? Because I can recommend a couple of good doctors who will treat it appropriately. They have a method that may increase benefit for your DiL as well.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2023 09:28 PM (Sf2cq)

262 Those may be true of those you mentioned, Gumby @ 258, but Charro created her own personna.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 09:28 PM (NxC5+)

263 ...and other victims of persecution."

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So I'm gonna score some sweet government money for the prosecution my Irish ancestors had to endure??!!
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes

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Also white kids that grew up around or had to ride the bus in any area that was 10%+ black.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:28 PM (6Y/Rl)

264 I loved the Cher show as a kid. The outfits gave me feelings.

I watched them all: Donnie and Marie, Tony Orlando and Dawn, Mac Davis, Cher. 70's TV was damn good.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 09:29 PM (Z8Yh2)

265 OMG Hannity just ran the clip of Biden speaking to some reporters off-prompter, it looks like on AF-One enroute back. He looks and sounds like an animated corpse.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 18, 2023 09:23 PM (4ZE6o)
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I like the part he snaps KJP's head off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2023 09:30 PM (RIvkX)

266 Charro created her own personna.

You may have misspelled tits.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 09:30 PM (JlAN2)

267 Where's that 'so it begins' guy?

@JackPosobiec
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50s
NOW: IDF raiding multiple West Bank locations: Hebron, Ramallah, Bethlehem, per reports

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 09:31 PM (IG4Id)

268 so I need some advice regarding ivermectin. I tried gugling it but all I could get page after page was don't take it, it's a horse de-wormer.
Dil and grandson have covid, they have ivm from a pharmacy but it's the propylactic dose --16 mg. The instructions on the bottle are for one dose now and one in 48 hours and then one every week. But they are sick now. Anybody know what the dosage would be for sickness?

Posted by: TecumsehTea
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www.aflds.org/medical

is a start.

The 1% solution (injectable, but you don't inject it, you put it in a drink and swallow it) you buy at Tractor Supply or other farm stores will give you something that you can adjust the dosage of. The conversion should be in the protocol section.

Zinc is very important because it causes some crucial reaction with the cells for absorption of the medicine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:32 PM (6Y/Rl)

269 Pink Lady and Jeff

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 09:32 PM (63Dwl)

270 I doubt many conservatives are all that concerned about the history of a born-into-wealth news anchor, but it's extremely important for Paul and his ilk to know what kind of breakfast cereal Madcow and KJP like the most.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:27 PM (6Y/Rl)

I know this is going to come as a shock to everyone here, but Tucker Carlson does not, indeed, have a new autobiography.

It is not, contrary to what others say here, ranked near 200 thousandth in sales.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 09:33 PM (QBaJw)

271 but I'm dyslexic, so we spent the whole semester reading Tarot cards and tea leaves.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 08:46 PM (QBaJw)

LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 18, 2023 09:34 PM (vHIgi)

272 POTATUS re: that hospital explosion thing:

“Our Defense Department says it’s highly unlikely that (it was) the Israelis,” Biden said. “I’m not saying Hamas deliberately did it either. It’s that old thing, you got to learn how to shoot straight.”

wt everlovin' eff is he talking about

Posted by: DB - Let Bibi Be Bibi at October 18, 2023 09:34 PM (geLO8)

273 I know this is going to come as a shock to everyone here, but Tucker Carlson does not, indeed, have a new autobiography.

Paul must be freebasing this evening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 18, 2023 09:37 PM (V8he0)

274 236 Notsothoreau
They do take D and zinc and K

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 09:37 PM (JrYM1)

275 >>“I’m not saying Hamas deliberately did it either. It’s that old thing, you got to learn how to shoot straight.”

So now he's riffing and making joke about Hamas needing to improve their aim with the rockets they shoot at Israel.

Yea, he's going to just great on the campaign trail.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 09:37 PM (ZLI7S)

276 Paul must be freebasing this evening.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 18, 2023 09:37 PM (V8he0)

Or maybe the tranny chorus line that's running a train on his mouth were freebasing.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 09:38 PM (QBaJw)

277 27 Trump should use this for fundraising.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (guGkK)

While playing that horrible screeching song Believe in the back ground

Did you know that music historians credit (blame for me) Cher, who could actually sing (at least back then) for introducing the Curse of Autotune that has been one of the major factors in the destruction of pop music with that song? Another reason to despise her. She didn't even NEED to do that.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2023 09:39 PM (3/XaG)

278 “Our Defense Department says it’s highly unlikely that (it was) the Israelis,” Biden said. “I’m not saying Hamas deliberately did it either. It’s that old thing, you got to learn how to shoot straight.”

wt everlovin' eff is he talking about
Posted by: DB - Let Bibi Be Bibi at October 18, 2023 09:34 PM (geLO

So he actually said this? It's not what some staffer typed into a twit?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 09:40 PM (QBaJw)

279 >>Yea, he's going to just great on the campaign trail.

Posted by: JackStraw

today he also said he was born in Israel
I kid you not- another commenter posted the video in a previous thread

Posted by: DB - Let Bibi Be Bibi at October 18, 2023 09:40 PM (geLO8)

280 “I’m not saying Hamas deliberately did it either.

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It's fine, everyone. They didn't mean to hit THAT hospital.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:41 PM (6Y/Rl)

281 Emmie

no, we are northeast IN.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 09:41 PM (JrYM1)

282 >So he actually said this? It's not what some staffer typed into a twit?

Posted by: BurtTC

just saw it on Fox website
also there's a nice pic of President Grandpa in a baby blue tracksuit

Posted by: DB - Let Bibi Be Bibi at October 18, 2023 09:41 PM (geLO8)

283 Cher's threats on leaving are in line with every leftist back in 2016... who're still here by the way.

Wouldn't it be special to see them actually removed from the country? By any means necessary. Because they asked for it.

I hear Gaza needs new blood...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 18, 2023 09:42 PM (Q4IgG)

284 someone joked that he told the Israelis that soon after he was born some Hebrews found him floating in a basket in a river.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:43 PM (6Y/Rl)

285 They said if I voted for a trump we’d have World War III and they were right!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 09:43 PM (u73oe)

286 I hope Morning Report picks up on this

1 Biden says he was born in Israel
2 He thinks Hamas needs to shoot straight

Posted by: DB - Let Bibi Be Bibi at October 18, 2023 09:44 PM (geLO8)

287 They said if I voted for a trump we’d have World War III and they were right!

Posted by: Duke Lowell

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That sentiment really needs to be turned into campaign bumper stickers and yard signs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:44 PM (6Y/Rl)

288 we're gonna be willowed any second now

Posted by: DB - Let Bibi Be Bibi at October 18, 2023 09:45 PM (geLO8)

289 Well, Beau did die in a hospital so...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 09:45 PM (u73oe)

290 no, we are northeast IN.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 09:41 PM (JrYM1

When we had WuFlu in CO, the only doc I knew that was treating it was using HCQ and I was hearing that IVM was better. We ended up doing a telehealth call and it was a poor experience. But we did get an IVM prescription out of the deal -- just severely underdosed.

Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2023 09:46 PM (Sf2cq)

291 @AOP...

Was thinking about the movie names last night and came up with an alternative for Gorky Park (sorry cannot remember what you posted).

Gorky Pork

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 18, 2023 09:46 PM (3CCua)

292 Trump, the Son of God and crazy Audrey Hepburn on the debate stage.

Now that will be must see TV.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

293 Thanks to everyone for the help with the ivm info and other advice. I knew I could count on the Horde. You guys are the best.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 09:47 PM (JrYM1)

294 Dorky Spork - the Joe Biden Story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 09:47 PM (S6gqv)

295 Katherine not Audrey

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

296 Fox News: Marist Poll. "The poll showed Kennedy winning 16% support among voters, Trump 37% and Biden 44%. Just 3% were undecided.

The biggest shift with a Kennedy candidacy came from independent voters, showing a massive drop in support for Trump (49% to 34%) and Biden (43% to 33%), according to the poll. Kennedy received support from 29% of independents."

Today I saw Fox report a blatant and easily disprovable lie about DeSantis and equivocate and lie about the Gaza hospital bombing. I’m psure not going to believe them on polling and foretelling the future.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2023 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

297 277 Did you know that music historians credit (blame for me) Cher, who could actually sing (at least back then) for introducing the Curse of Autotune that has been one of the major factors in the destruction of pop music with that song? Another reason to despise her. She didn't even NEED to do that.
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2023 09:39 PM (3/XaG)

Friend of mine in college was working on what would eventually become Autotune for his Masters project. He demo'ed an early version of the tech for us, demonstrated "formant tracking" which is how you can change the individual pitch components of a voice without changing the pitch of all components (which would make that Chipmunks sound).

Posted by: Bayesian Prior at October 18, 2023 09:49 PM (q1I67)

298 164 "George Lucas Explains Why Disney Star Wars Is So Terrible"

Here, lemme help, George. Cuz it's a stupid kid's story that only had two halfway decent movies to it.

Hear, hear. I saw it when it was new. I was 14. The special effects were cool for the time but even then it seemed a whole intellectual level below Star Trek, which wasn't exactly genius SF. No idea why grown adults fret over the characters. Might as well obsess on what happened in the future life of Popeye after the comic strip stopped.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2023 09:49 PM (3/XaG)

299 WHAT HAPPENED TO POPEYE?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 09:50 PM (u73oe)

300 Might as well obsess on what happened in the future life of Popeye after the comic strip stopped.

I heard Olive Oyl got as big as a house, and Bluto is gay.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 18, 2023 09:51 PM (I/Qkd)

301 Good evening! The first wave of Morons have arrived and there is much hugging and laughter.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2023 09:51 PM (2V95m)

302 So I'm gonna score some sweet government money for the prosecution my Irish ancestors had to endure??!!
Woohoo!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 09:26 PM (uSHSS)

Well, you WERE excluded from Rock Ridge for a short time, so....

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 18, 2023 09:52 PM (ufFY8)

303 Star Wars is dumb kid stuff. Like comic book crap and every other dumb thing. Our culture is infantile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 09:53 PM (0FoWg)

304 Might as well obsess on what happened in the future life of Popeye after the comic strip stopped.

I heard Olive Oyl got as big as a house, and Bluto is gay.
Posted by: Archimedes

Did anyone else ever notice that Swee'Pea looked an awful lot like Whimpy?

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2023 09:53 PM (J47y1)

305 I need some advice regarding ivermectin. I tried gugling it but all I could get page after page was don't take it, it's a horse de-wormer.
Dil and grandson have covid, they have ivm from a pharmacy but it's the propylactic dose --16 mg. The instructions on the bottle are for one dose now and one in 48 hours and then one every week. But they are sick now. Anybody know what the dosage would be for sickness?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 08:26

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https://www.barnhardt.biz/ivermectin/

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 18, 2023 09:53 PM (/tIuD)

306 One-two punching going on:

@JackPosobiec
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1m
BREAKING: IDF conducts raid in West Bank

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 09:54 PM (IG4Id)

307 Explains Why Disney Star Wars

Princess Leia WAS pretty hot, though.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 18, 2023 09:54 PM (ufFY8)

308 Sheriff Bart, I always figured Popeye made Chief and retired with 30 years.

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 09:54 PM (NxC5+)

309 Star Wars is dumb kid stuff. Like comic book crap and every other dumb thing. Our culture is infantile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

What's your favorite movie, Cicero?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 09:55 PM (IG4Id)

310 Here's some more on the 1% Ivermectin. Gives weights and such, here's an example:

151-170 pounds (69-77kg): 45mg Ivermectin = 4.5 milliliters of the 1% Injectable Solution = 1 scant measuring teaspoon
171-190 pounds (78-86kg): 48mg Ivermectin = 4.8 milliliters of the 1% Injectable Solution = 1 measuring teaspoon"

https://tinyurl.com/2bw8r3zr

I'm not a doctor. There. Now, it really is a miracle medicine. There's a tremendous margin for error and it's difficult to give so much that it's dangerous. All of the "poison control centers are getting 30000% increases in Ivermectin overdoses!!!" stories were lies, and the calls were about the pastes and medicines that included *other* medications. The 1% injectable does not contain other stuff. It's just ivermectin.

"The Media Fell for a Viral Hoax About Ivermectin Overdoses Straining Rural Hospitals"

https://tinyurl.com/ydp5qs98

Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:55 PM (6Y/Rl)

311 1m
BREAKING: IDF conducts raid in West Bank
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 09:54 PM (IG4Id)

Israel needs to go all Michael Corleone at a baptism. Settle all family business with these evil Muslim fuckers.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 18, 2023 09:56 PM (ufFY8)

312 Did anyone else ever notice that Swee'Pea looked an awful lot like Whimpy?

Just saying.

It was a night of untold passion. Popeye was a vegetarian, and Olive wanted MEAT.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Bd6X8)

313 One-two punching going on:

@JackPosobiec
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1m
BREAKING: IDF conducts raid in West Bank
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 09:54 PM (IG4Id)

***

In a country as small as Israel, secure your six before the main attack.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 09:56 PM (uSHSS)

314 It was a night of untold passion. Popeye was a vegetarian, and Olive wanted MEAT.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

You just know there is cartoon pron of those two out there floating in the interwebs.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2023 09:57 PM (J47y1)

315 The first wave of Morons have arrived and there is much hugging and laughter.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2023 09:51 PM (2V95m)

The most important thing is to nail down somebody who is willing to stir the Paella for an hour or so.

Pete Bog will confirm.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2023 09:58 PM (3Gtis)

316 and Olive wanted MEAT.

Wimpy was paying back Olive a day late, on Hump Day.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 18, 2023 09:59 PM (ufFY8)

317 It was a night of untold passion. Popeye was a vegetarian, and Olive wanted MEAT.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Bd6X

After snorting out loud, I got the WTF look from Mrs.D.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 09:59 PM (uSHSS)

318 303 Star Wars is dumb kid stuff. Like comic book crap and every other dumb thing. Our culture is infantile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2023 09:53 PM (0FoWg)

my 11 year old grandson got me watching the Animated Clone Wars series with him, and the writing for that was actually far, far better than for any of the movies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 10:00 PM (S6gqv)

319 Thanks again, everyone. I so appreciate the help.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2023 10:00 PM (JrYM1)

320
The most important thing is to nail down somebody who is willing to stir the Paella for an hour or so.

Pete Bog will confirm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2023 09:58 PM (3Gtis)

I never had Paella before the event last year. That stuff is amazing!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 10:01 PM (S6gqv)

321 Of course weapons experts could get a big chuckle out of it. Laser weapons with no recoil that soldiers can't hit anything across the room with, and people who can travel between planets preferring to fight with high tech swords in deadly combat. Simultaneously having a weapon that can blow up a planet and defending against small craft attack with basically WW2 anti aircraft guns firing manually aimed lasers instead of bullets. At least Dune made up a force field that stops rapidly moving objects to justify the dramatic knife fights.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 18, 2023 10:01 PM (3/XaG)

322 Great proof video that the "hospital" fire was confined to the parking-lot.

Rupa Subramanya @rupasubramanya
Even Hamas's own video via their telegram channel shows it was the parking lot of the hospital not the buildings affected by yesterday's strike in Gaza. Yet Hamas claims 600+ people died.

https://tinyurl.com/24u82rr3
11 seconds; clearly just a blaze in the parking-lot as if from, say, rocket fuel burning unless your average Gaza hospital parking-lot is paved with whale oil and kerosene.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 10:02 PM (krqg6)

323 Tecumseh Tea, if you are using the paste wormer eash graduation is 50lbs. Overdosing by 50 or 100 lbs is not a problem. Place the paste in a spoonful of peanut butter and you will never know its there. Everyday for the first 3 days then every other day for a week total.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2023 10:02 PM (Fw7SF)

324 Good evening! The first wave of Morons have arrived and there is much hugging and laughter.

Awesome. Have tons of fun, MoeMe'rs.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 18, 2023 10:02 PM (V8he0)

325 ONT is spont?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 10:03 PM (IG4Id)

326 someone joked that he told the Israelis that soon after he was born some Hebrews found him floating in a basket in a river.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 09:43 PM (6Y/Rl)

That was just a few years before he lead a bunch of the Corn Pop family thru a sea to freedom. .

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2023 10:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

327 nood

Posted by: From about that Time at October 18, 2023 10:05 PM (4780s)

328 CBD, you really are trying to get me in trouble ! He wouldn't let me within 20 feet of that pan.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 18, 2023 10:07 PM (Fw7SF)

329 Star Wars changed the look and feel of sci-fi cinema.

It wasn't the story it was the visuals and sound.

...and Han shot first. Fuck.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 18, 2023 10:09 PM (Z8Yh2)

330
1,500 Palestinian babies incinerated. NOW are you outraged?

Posted by: Auspex at October 18, 2023 10:46 PM (j4U/Z)

331 >>>American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.
Posted by: SMOD at October 18, 2023 08:29 PM (RovqD)

I thought this crusty old whore was leaving 10 years ago.

Aren't there any creepy perverts in Canada who will lick an 80 year old hag's pussy on a public stage for a generous retirement package?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 18, 2023 10:59 PM (fY84s)

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