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How about some Hamassholes??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 05:34 PM (krqg6) 2
Hey politicians.
Anything happens to my family at the hands of a "terrorist" that you let in, you will answer to me. Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 05:35 PM (uSHSS) 3
"We are being very clear... we are not going to be able to guarantee placement for folks who are sent here after the end of this month,"
- "sent" here? You welcome them. You create conditions for them. No one is "sending" them. That's simply how supply and demand works. See also: pro crime, pro drug, pro bum cities who won't enforce laws against criminals and druggies and bums. Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:36 PM (RDD2k) 4
Our woke shithole sanctuary state is done filled up. Moose outside should have told ya.
Now it's more like the Hamoose. Posted by: There weren't any homegrown domestic terrorists so they imported some at October 18, 2023 05:36 PM (B9RjC) 5
Rookie!
So if we can't inundate you with illegals we'll invite Millers to take care of you for us. Got it, looks and clear. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 18, 2023 05:36 PM (b/zYr) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 05:36 PM (krqg6) 7
Massachusetts is one of the wealthiest states in America, and Boston has a very low density for a city.
They could easily take 1 million or more illegals in Boston alone. Because...as they say...they aren't here on welfare...they are doing all those jobs that heritage Americans just won't do right? Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2023 05:37 PM (XqcwY) 8
New York City, for its part, has sought to suspend its own "right-to-shelter" mandate
-- Also it doesn't get much more government than that. Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:37 PM (RDD2k) 9
I'm afraid the pain is not enough to get the libs and LIV's to wake up. More beatings will be required.
Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2023 05:37 PM (JojsZ) 10
What i hear is, the Illeagals need to hurry to MA to get in on all those benefits
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 18, 2023 05:37 PM (TzW+Y) 11
Damn phone. Killers, not Millers!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 18, 2023 05:37 PM (b/zYr) 12
Massachusetts Democratic Gov. Maura Healey on Monday warned that the state would soon run out of room to house more illegal immigrants amid a surge in new arrivals to the Northeast that has pushed left-wing, pro-immigration bastions to the breaking point.
*Texas has entered the chat. Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 05:38 PM (MXMTI) 13
Mass has a right to shelter law? So if the governor can't follow it, he should go to jail?
I'm sure his government mansion has lots of room left over. Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 05:38 PM (eoQWY) 14
Smh....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2023 05:38 PM (Utijz) Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 05:39 PM (MXMTI) 16
I'm afraid the pain is not enough to get the libs and LIV's to wake up. More beatings will be required.
I suspect in NY and MA they are sending the illegals out to the relatively conservative 'burbs. I saw one story from MA for example where a bunch of people were complaining and all the complainers were out in the rural and suburban areas. My favorite was the guy that put them in his hotel only to find out they didn't know how to use modern bathrooms and just let the water run into it overflowed the whole room. Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2023 05:39 PM (XqcwY) 17
I think Massachusetts is one of the most desirable of NE USA states for migrants. Perhaps in second place only to the diminutive state of Rhode Island. Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 18, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY) 18
Soon, jihadists that snuck into this country will easily bomb us and Biden will set up emergency powers so we don't have elections.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 18, 2023 05:40 PM (7oo37) 19
Bob Kraft only wants Illeagals who can work the ol' rub-n-tug massage parlor.
That's the Mass-a-two-shits way. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 18, 2023 05:40 PM (TzW+Y) 20
My favorite was the guy that put them in his hotel only to find out they didn't know how to use modern bathrooms and just let the water run into it overflowed the whole room.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2023 05:39 PM (XqcwY) Just might be a smart way to chisel extra money from the government. I approve. Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 05:40 PM (eoQWY) 21
Joey's at it again. This time, he was born in Israel:
https://is.gd/lR7fVH Link goes to nitter. Posted by: Bert G at October 18, 2023 05:18 PM (VARTN) ----------- "It's long said that if Israel did not exist, we'd have to invent it..."???? Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 05:41 PM (krqg6) 22
They could easily take 1 million or more illegals in Boston alone. Because...as they say...they aren't here on welfare...they are doing all those jobs that heritage Americans just won't do right?
-- One of the funniest moments in all of this was when Martha's Vineyard removed all of their illegals except four or five and kept those illegals specifically to perform mundane shingling, landscaping, laundry, etc. tasks. Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:41 PM (RDD2k) 23
Good. Time to double up the truckloads.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 05:41 PM (IG4Id) 24
Watching the video that was posted in the last thread of the Pali Savages on their murder spree, the fact that every Israeli man, woman and child up to say age 12, isn't fully armed at all times is bug f**k insane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2023 05:41 PM (XV/Pl) 25
I'm sure his government mansion has lots of room left over.
Posted by: Oldcat --- His private home is empty, use that and that Indian senator's home too. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 18, 2023 05:41 PM (b/zYr) 26
Time for Abbot to send more buses.
Someone should print up colorful travel brochures featuring the beautiful state of Massachusetts and hand them out to every illegal crossing the border. Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 05:41 PM (NpAcC) 27
>>These numbers, though, do not count the unknown number who could sneak into the U.S. without being caught. These are called the "got aways."
Don't let them fool you: Processed at border - Known knowns. Got aways - Known unknowns Not seen crossing and so not counted - Unknown unknowns. Most ignore the second category, Everyone ignores the third. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2023 05:42 PM (oyqQC) 28
Oh, and also this:
"Last Thursday, November 17, minutes after it opened for the day, a small bank in the island town of Vineyard Haven was invaded by three armed masked men. They threatened, subdued, and duct-taped the employees and proceeded to make off in a stolen car with an undetermined amount of cash — after brandishing semiautomatic handguns to intimidate the bank personnel. Nothing like this crime has ever been seen on Martha's Vineyard. Previously, the crime rate on the small island off the southern coast of Massachusetts was almost nonexistent..." Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:42 PM (RDD2k) 29
A stream of busses is not enough. Trainloads must be arriving daily. On top of cattle cars like in Mexico. Or maybe on Amtrak, just to rub it in.
Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2023 05:42 PM (JojsZ) 30
They don't sound too enthusiastic about the great replacement when they're the ones getting replaced.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 18, 2023 05:42 PM (TzW+Y) 31
"If you're going to leave your country, go somewhere else," Holy Shiite. Did Kathy HoChiMinh actually say something I AGREED with??? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 05:42 PM (n+4am) 32
Hell comes to Beantown.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 05:42 PM (63Dwl) 33
432 known or suspected terrorists (or KSTs) were caught trying to sneak in across the northern border
Many were never seen again. Burp. Posted by: TheBear at October 18, 2023 05:43 PM (FhXTo) 34
From the previous thread:
293 @261 >>VIEWER WARNING The fact that every Israeli is not fully armed at all times is bug f**k insanity. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2023 05:37 PM (XV/Pl) The fact that we aren't, for those that aren't, is insanity as well. Joe and Co. are making this a reality. Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 05:43 PM (33HvQ) 35
Mayor Eric Adams @NYCMayor 19h
We mourn tonight for the loss of more innocent lives in this war. The images we are seeing tonight in Gaza are gut-wrenching. Viral News NYC @ViralNewsNYC 6h Hi, Deputy mayor @Fabien_Levy. Can we please get an updated comment on this? Ty! I guess someone told him... Viral News NYC @ViralNewsNYC 1h City Hall NYC The @NYCMayor Eric Adams comments on the alleged missile strike that happened at a hospital in Gaza. "Our preliminary intel investigation is saying it came from within in Gaza." Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 05:43 PM (krqg6) 36
A stream of busses is not enough. Trainloads must be arriving daily. On top of cattle cars like in Mexico. Or maybe on Amtrak, just to rub it in. Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2023 05:42 PM (JojsZ) Please tell me they have High Speed Rail. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 05:44 PM (n+4am) 37
Here we are:
"As it turned out, though, not all of them left. Ms. Cauro is one of at least four migrants who have quietly stayed behind on the island, forming bonds with a community that opened what doors it could. Ms. Cauro, 25, is working as a landscaper. Her brother, Daniel, 29, and her cousin, Eliud Aguilar, 28, found jobs in painting and roofing." https://tinyurl.com/yww6mjcw Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:44 PM (RDD2k) 38
Viral News NYC @ViralNewsNYC Oct 17
NYC migrant crisis update Over 126, 000 migrants in NYC . Over new 4000 migrants arriving per week . . 3 migrant shelters have been shut down by the FDNY . Mayor Adams warns soon migrant will be sleeping on the streets soon. . Mayor Adams promises that no kids will be on the streets. . Mayor Adams calls on more federal funding Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 05:44 PM (krqg6) 39
Harvard should turn itself into a hotel for illegals and give them all college degrees.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 05:44 PM (NpAcC) 40
Massachusetts barely has any yutes either
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 18, 2023 05:44 PM (vHIgi) 41
These blue cities' plight is comical and sad. But mostly comical.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 18, 2023 05:44 PM (BdMk6) 42
Can the cartel arm the illegals before they leave for NY and Massachusetts?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:46 PM (RDD2k) 43
I have to say that there are parts of the FUSA that are pretty much no-go zones now… depressing as Hell..
Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 05:47 PM (PCK5/) 44
Send them all to Massachusetts
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 05:47 PM (fwDg9) 45
1. I thought all benefits for foreigners was illegal. I understand that the states and social service industry ignores this, but I imagine there is massive public support for that limit. Decades ago there were loopholes -- legitimate refugees, educating children, etc. But still, this is all illegal
2. America loving politicians should push for law stating that: "All American citizens shall receive the same minimum benefits from states or cities as they provide illegals or "refugees", and can sue for remediation with treble benefits." (ie, hotels, cash, whatever these states are giving away.) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2023 05:47 PM (oyqQC) 46
Philly should bus its yutes to Boston
For equity and shit Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 18, 2023 05:48 PM (vHIgi) 47
The fact that we aren't, for those that aren't, is insanity as well. Joe and Co. are making this a reality. Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 05:43 PM (33HvQ) I used to push the legal envelope for concealed carry like crazy here in CA, but never crossed the line. Felt so much better once I got my CCW in Texas. Now that I'm back in Commiefornia, I'm not only toeing right up to the legal line, for the first time in ages I'm actually thinking about crossing it. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 05:48 PM (n+4am) 48
My favorite was the guy that put them in his hotel only to find out they didn't know how to use modern bathrooms and just let the water run into it overflowed the whole room.
Posted by: 18-1 The reason why the smarter ones are taking the invaders in hotels is for the state and municipal reimbursements. If the invaders trash the place, all the better. It's government -sponsored insurance fraud for profit. @TheKevinDalton Aug 16, 2023 Project Roomkey cost Los Angeles taxpayers $11.5 million for the destruction of just 1 hotel. The Mayfair Hotel has 294 rooms. $39,000 in damage done to every room. Karen Bass now wants to buy the Mayfair for $90 million. They bought it for $60mill and spent another $23mill on renovation. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 05:48 PM (IG4Id) 49
I like that probably not a one of these illegals is up to date on their covid vax and boosters, like the libs trying to shove down everybody elses throats
Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2023 05:48 PM (JojsZ) 50
I thought all benefits for foreigners was illegal.
- That's why they're "refugees." They can get tons, and are immediately eligible for tons. Related, Elon Musk went to the border and spoke to border patrol. They told him that the numbers were double what are reported, and the ones that aren't reported are the ones that aren't applying for the free money because they're ineligible since already in the U.S. system as criminals. Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (RDD2k) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (vx43x) 52
No, Kathy Hochul did not say anything agreable. What she said was pretty much "You brown people are supposed to be down South destroying their economies, taking their jobs and hoovering up all that luscious welfare gravy, not hanging around up here doing it. Now, go back to Texas and register to vote, you disgusting brown person."
Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (33HvQ) 53
New Yorkers wanted illegals and decreed to pay their way if they can get there.
Leftists never think what their laws will do in the future. Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (fwDg9) 54
If these illegals have a ‘right’ to shelter, which the east coasters seem to believe, the government can’t remove it without due process, amirite?
Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (Ed8Zd) 55
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Now that I'm back in Commiefornia, I'm not only toeing right up to the legal line, for the first time in ages I'm actually thinking about crossing it. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 05:48 PM (n+4am) That is a tough call.. be very very careful. Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (PCK5/) 56
They bought it for $60mill and spent another $23mill on renovation.
-- "We need a $34M grant to study why the damage occurred and how to prevent it in the future!" Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:50 PM (RDD2k) Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 05:50 PM (v0R5T) 58
If these illegals have a ‘right’ to shelter, which the east coasters seem to believe, the government can’t remove it without due process, amirite?
Posted by: LASue - They've got a right to shelter in Texas and North Carolina! Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:50 PM (RDD2k) 59
RFK is not your secret conservative friend:
@nypost 58m RFK Jr. comes out for reparations, carving out lane to Biden’s left https://trib.al/KfwvZL6 Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 05:50 PM (IG4Id) 60
@nypost 58m
RFK Jr. comes out for reparations, carving out lane to Biden’s left https://trib.al/KfwvZL6 -- But he's going to siphon off MAGA votes. Or something. Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:51 PM (RDD2k) 61
I hope the Governor of my state has representatives at the border handing out brochures of the terrible aftermath of the Three Mile Island nuclear accident and the resulting birth defects that have made the states school systems unable to raise levels of education even remotely close to 'proficient' levels. Along with a picture of JackStraw reeling in a trophy striper in Rhode Island. Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 18, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY) 62
Can't wait until they start cat calling the AWFL's.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 18, 2023 05:51 PM (l10hq) 63
I like that probably not a one of these illegals is up to date on their covid vax and boosters, like the libs trying to shove down everybody elses throats
Posted by: Ripley Didn't someone from the government already say that they couldn't force the illegals because they have rights unlike Americans? Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 05:52 PM (MXMTI) 64
The Northeast can’t wait until they become Europe..
Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 05:52 PM (PCK5/) 65
Looks like someone needs to take a second look at what it says on the statue.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 05:52 PM (guGkK) 66
Send them to Palestine they are of the same mind.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 05:52 PM (DveAR) 67
Didn't someone from the government already say that they couldn't force the illegals because they have rights unlike Americans? Posted by: rickb223 - Yep. Illegals are exempt. Our laws don't apply. Posted by: Moron Robbie is raising arrows at October 18, 2023 05:53 PM (RDD2k) 68
That is a tough call.. be very very careful. Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (PCK5/) Oh believe me, I know. I'll almost certainly still come down on the legal side (I'm a wuss), but going outlaw is mighty tempting. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 05:53 PM (n+4am) 69
Mass does not even have a good football team anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2023 05:53 PM (PQ4m2) 70
The number of minorities living in a Massachusetts town is inversely proportional to the number of virtue-signaling BLM flags in the town. They like their segregation up here.
Posted by: Hate Has No Hopkinton! at October 18, 2023 05:53 PM (7ycwL) 71
I’ve read leftists defending the 650 terrorists caught as an example of the great job Biden is doing. Like Trump only caught 5 , Biden caught 650 so Biden is doing a way better job.
Yes this is how they think. And their vote counts as much as yours. Well and it’s actually counted too, Posted by: Montec at October 18, 2023 05:54 PM (P5BwU) 72
Because turning America into an overcrowded, third-world shithole is what built this country.
Posted by: Zek at October 18, 2023 05:54 PM (5FPX4) 73
They like their segregation up here. Posted by: Hate Has No Hopkinton! at October 18, 2023 05:53 PM (7ycwL) So Democrat Party business as usual... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 05:54 PM (n+4am) 74
We've got to provide sanctuary to the Palestinians! We've got murderer shortage in Philadelphia, Chicago, Baltimore . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 18, 2023 05:54 PM (Xftlq) 75
Cernovich @Cernovich 4h
Gulags are here, as pro Trump meme maker is sentenced to 7 months in federal prison for a joke. Rule is law is on the way out. Within 5-10 years, we won’t have a legal system. Stalin is smiling down on his demon “judges.” thepostmillennial.com BREAKING: Twitter user Douglass Mackey sentenced to 7 months in prison after being found guilty of election interference for making memes disparaging Hillary Clinton There was no evidence to suggest that any voter attempted to cast their ballot via text in response to Mackey’s meme. https://tinyurl.com/2s4b266p Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 05:55 PM (krqg6) 76
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That is a tough call.. be very very careful. Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (PCK5/) Oh believe me, I know. I'll almost certainly still come down on the legal side (I'm a wuss), but going outlaw is mighty tempting. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 05:53 PM (n+4am) Sympathies… I live in a Constitutional Carry state. Can’t imagine living in some places. Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 05:55 PM (PCK5/) 77
Now that I'm back in Commiefornia, I'm not only toeing right up to the legal line, for the first time in ages I'm actually thinking about crossing it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 05:48 PM (n+4am) That is a tough call.. be very very careful. Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 05:49 PM (PCK5/) My question is what the fuck is anyone thinking to return to CA. Do you miss the misery? Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 18, 2023 05:55 PM (BdMk6) 78
Any call for reparations will cost the Republican candidate in 2024. / not even close. Joe - go home. Enjoy your beach house before the IRS puts the Mother of All Liens on it. Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 18, 2023 05:56 PM (enJYY) 79
A list from post's past
NEW: Internal CBP data provided & confirmed by CBP sources reveals thousands of "special interest aliens" from mostly Middle Eastern countries have been apprehended by Border Patrol while crossing into U.S. illegally over last 2 years. Syria: 538 Yemen: 139 Iran: 659 Iraq: 123 Afghanistan: 6,386 Lebanon: 164 Egypt: 3,153 Pakistan: 1,613 Mauritania: 15,594 Uzbekistan: 13,624 Turkey: 30,830 Date range 10/1/2021 - 10/4/2023 Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 05:56 PM (DveAR) 80
"Yep. Illegals are exempt. Our laws don't apply.
Posted by: Moron Robbie" When I lived in South America I was told I need to learn and speak Spanish in public as a courtesy and not make the locals uncomfortable. Now that they are all here, Americans are expected to learn and speak Spanish so as not to make the illegals feel uncomfortable. Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2023 05:58 PM (JojsZ) 81
Govs. Hochul and Healey are certainly a charming pair.
Posted by: Zek at October 18, 2023 05:58 PM (5FPX4) 82
I'm told that Mass. has some shitty places like Lawrence that will make the illegals feel right at home.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 18, 2023 05:58 PM (rJ48h) 83
Out of room? Do tell. Gee, if only Texas and Arizona had thought of that.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 18, 2023 05:58 PM (MTm8X) 84
Mass does not even have a good football team anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2023 05:53 PM (PQ4m2) I'm not a Belichick hater but he is exhibit one why coaching isn't the key to a winning team but they can be the cause of a losing team. Kurt Warner proved it and Tom Brady put an exclamation point on it. Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 05:58 PM (WC7c+) 85
I tried watching that video from the previous thread. Made it to less than 2 minutes, need a break.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 18, 2023 05:59 PM (vHIgi) 86
Joey's at it again. This time, he was born in Israel:
https://is.gd/lR7fVH - I thought he was born in Clown World. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 18, 2023 05:59 PM (Xftlq) 87
My question is what the fuck is anyone thinking to return to CA.
Weather, job, or family. Two out of three why I'm still here. Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2023 05:59 PM (8erNz) 88
SHITTER'S FULL!
Posted by: Gov. Healey at October 18, 2023 06:00 PM (iVMjc) 89
When I lived in South America I was told I need to learn and speak Spanish in public as a courtesy and not make the locals uncomfortable. Now that they are all here, Americans are expected to learn and speak Spanish so as not to make the illegals feel uncomfortable.
Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2023 05:58 PM (JojsZ) They seem to understand my "fuck you" and my middle finger. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 18, 2023 06:00 PM (BdMk6) 90
Turkey: 30,830
Date range 10/1/2021 - 10/4/2023 Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 05:56 PM (DveAR) I asked before. Why should anyone from a NATO country be given asylum except for very rare circumstances? 30k+ from Turkey? Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:01 PM (WC7c+) 91
Bostonians will tell you the whole rest of the country is racist...then they'll tell you we need legalized abortion so those brown people stop having so many kids.
Of course they'll also tell you we need "a living wage" and then bitch and moan that an American woman wanted $20/hour to be their nanny vs Maria making $10 under the table... Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2023 06:01 PM (XqcwY) 92
A 15 year old gangbanger shoots and kills an illegal here and the secret service is helping with the investigation. What am I not being told?
Posted by: nckate at October 18, 2023 06:01 PM (SnxUt) 93
How do you spell guillotine again?
Posted by: Rhymes with The French Revolution at October 18, 2023 06:02 PM (33HvQ) 94
>>My favorite was the guy that put them in his hotel only to find out they didn't know how to use modern bathrooms and just let the water run into it overflowed the whole room.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2023 05:39 PM A group of actual legal immigrants from Africa to my little Texas hometown dug a fire pit in their apartment's living room to cook over. It caused problems. Posted by: huerfano at October 18, 2023 06:02 PM (Q4KYm) 95
I always point out WHY people should not move to my state/area… tornados, droughts, floods, ticks, mosquitos, no good Thai food, a fundamentalist church for every 50 people, guns, guns, guns Confederate flags, nativity scenes at the courthouses, no abortions, no woke allowed in K-12 schools…
Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:03 PM (PCK5/) 96
I'm guessing Kay has never read any Shakespeare:
Rep. Kay Granger @RepKayGranger 4h Steve Scalise is an honorable man and has earned my vote for Speaker. This was a vote of conscience and I stayed true to my principles. Intimidation and threats will not change my position. DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h Why do the Swamp 22 keep crying about “intimidation” tactics?! We’re literally just telling you what voters want Stop acting like the victim now that voters are calling you out for backstabbing them in exchange for lobbyist money Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:04 PM (krqg6) 97
When I lived in South America I was told I need to learn and speak Spanish in public as a courtesy and not make the locals uncomfortable. Now that they are all here, Americans are expected to learn and speak Spanish so as not to make the illegals feel uncomfortable.
Posted by: Ripley - I've lived in the South my entire life. I clearly remember how horrible people were for pointing out that "press 1 for English" didn’t help but instead cemented the user to a lifetime of poverty and struggling. Here we are 30 years later, and America doesn't have a national language any longer. People will routinely call you on the phone expecting you to speak Spanish back to them. I was wrong. It was an invasion. Nothing more. Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 06:05 PM (A4UDY) 98
In another 30 years there will be few, if any, survivors of the Three Mile Island nuclear accident in Pennsylvania. It would be best if any future migrants... migrate to a state so unprepared to handle the lingering financial effects of one of the most devastating nuclear accidents in the nations history. Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 18, 2023 06:05 PM (enJYY) 99
94 How do you spell guillotine again?
Posted by: Rhymes with The French Revolution I think it's gillatine. Posted by: Robespierre at October 18, 2023 06:05 PM (oyqQC) Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4) 101
Here we are 30 years later, and America doesn't have a national language any longer. People will routinely call you on the phone expecting you to speak Spanish back to them.
The Mandarin calls bother me more at this point, TBH. I know how to tell someone to f'ck off in Spanish already. Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2023 06:06 PM (XqcwY) 102
Mauritania: 15,594
Uzbekistan: 13,624 Turkey: 30,830 Date range 10/1/2021 - 10/4/2023 Posted by: Braenyard And CCP agents? over 26K Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:06 PM (IG4Id) 103
Rep. Kay Granger @RepKayGranger 4h
Steve Scalise is an honorable man and has earned my vote for Speaker. This was a vote of conscience and I stayed true to my principles. Intimidation and threats will not change my position. - I'm guessing this is a principled stand, unlike that traitor Gaetz Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 06:07 PM (A4UDY) 104
Why is biden commenting on Israeli War Plans? STFU moron
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2023 06:07 PM (PQ4m2) 105
So basically, Joe Potato is giving $100 million of our tax dollars to the murderers and won't come to Israel's aid if they are attacked from the North or by Iran. But he strongly backs Israel
*makes jerking motion* He's looking to use this as an election issue. His handlers are telling him he looks presidential. They want him to pull a Carter and push the "peace" process. Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 06:08 PM (2hOms) 106
Rep. Kay Granger @RepKayGranger 4h
Steve Scalise is an honorable man and has earned my vote for Speaker. This was a vote of conscience and I stayed true to my principles. Intimidation and threats will not change my position. Bullshit. Who did Scalise vote for? Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:08 PM (WC7c+) 107
The Mandarin calls bother me more at this point, TBH. I know how to tell someone to f'ck off in Spanish already.
Posted by: 18-1 You know what those are, right? They're scammers threatening chinese nationals with arrest for cheating on CCP taxes. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:08 PM (IG4Id) 108
106 Why is biden commenting on Israeli War Plans? STFU moron
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2023 06:07 PM (PQ4m2) No, it is highly intentional… we are not the best ally.. Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:09 PM (PCK5/) 109
The Mandarin calls bother me more at this point, TBH. I know how to tell someone to f'ck off in Spanish already.
- I just put an "O" at end-o of-o every-o word-o, amigo. Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 06:09 PM (A4UDY) 110
I know how to tell someone to f'ck off in Spanish already.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2023 06:06 PM (XqcwY) I only know "puta". But that one word has a whole range of salacious meanings. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 18, 2023 06:09 PM (BdMk6) 111
So what percentage of Americans Jews will vote for Joe in 2024 after all this.? 75% in 2020. Increase or decrease?
Posted by: nckate at October 18, 2023 06:09 PM (SnxUt) 112
#97 It appears a GOPe talking-point has been issued:
Cong. Mike Simpson @CongMikeSimpson 3h Steve Scalise earned my vote for Speaker in the last two rounds. He has repeatedly proven his leadership as our conference's Majority Leader, and I am honored to support him. Intimidation and threatening tactics do not - and will not - work. DC_Draino @DC_Draino 31m When any of the Swamp 22 spout their coordinated messaging of “intimidation tactics will not change my vote” just know that what they’re actually saying is: “I refuse to represent what my voters want” The DC Swamp Rat will never admit it’s being paid by lobbyists Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:09 PM (krqg6) 113
112 I know how to tell someone to f'ck off in Spanish already.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2023 06:06 PM (XqcwY) I only know "puta". But that one word has a whole range of salacious meanings. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 18, 2023 06:09 PM (BdMk6) Puta Bread is pretty good, si? Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:10 PM (PCK5/) 114
I just put an "O" at end-o of-o every-o word-o, amigo.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - And speak loud. That helps. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2023 06:11 PM (oyqQC) 115
109 The Mandarin calls bother me more at this point, TBH. I know how to tell someone to f'ck off in Spanish already.
Posted by: 18-1 You know what those are, right? They're scammers threatening chinese nationals with arrest for cheating on CCP taxes. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:08 PM (IG4Id) So just like the fake IRS calls. Kind of funny. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 18, 2023 06:11 PM (eYoxG) 116
Damn. Go for a Mountain Bike Ride and come back to half a dozen Threads.
Tenacious Ewok is tenacious. Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2023 06:12 PM (sFJQb) 117
Fly them to the Vineyard on JFK Jr airlines
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 18, 2023 06:13 PM (lU63F) 118
113 80-85%. Everybody is getting what they wanted. Except of course those murdered Israeli civilians.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 06:13 PM (33HvQ) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:14 PM (krqg6) 120
We'll take the Palis and the Chinks, but NO IRISH!!!
Posted by: Massachusetts at October 18, 2023 06:14 PM (guGkK) 121
Rep. Kay Granger @RepKayGranger 4h
Steve Scalise is an honorable man and has earned my vote for Speaker. This was a vote of conscience and I stayed true to my principles. Intimidation and threats will not change my position. - I'm guessing this is a principled stand, unlike that traitor Gaetz Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 06:07 PM ***** It seems that now everyone is pissed because there were a bunch of Jordan supporters that said there is no way they will ever vote for Scalise. We'll probably end up with the Dem Jeffries. Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 06:15 PM (NpAcC) 122
So what we in Texas call illegal border-jumping invaders, Maura (governeress) Healy calls folks. How folksy. Mimsy, set four more places for dinner. We have some folks visiting.
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2023 06:15 PM (NxC5+) 123
I'm just asking. If a bunch of militant Democrats murdered, raped, burned and pillaged their way across a Republican suburb, would Joe Biden give them a $100 million? Is that the game now?
Posted by: Question Time at October 18, 2023 06:15 PM (CJqj6) 124
If there was a Redneck homeland, I'd be there. Wherever it is. Rather than talking about it.
Posted by: The Way It Is at October 18, 2023 06:12 PM (9CeV+) I'm living in the redneck homeland. And it is pretty nice here. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 18, 2023 06:16 PM (BdMk6) 125
>> I'm just asking. If a bunch of militant Democrats murdered, raped, burned and pillaged their way across a Republican suburb, would Joe Biden give them a $100 million?
What...like BLM? Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 18, 2023 06:16 PM (sFJQb) 126
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 31m
When any of the Swamp 22 spout their coordinated messaging of “intimidation tactics will not change my vote” just know that what they’re actually saying is: “I refuse to represent what my voters want” The DC Swamp Rat will never admit it’s being paid by lobbyists Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:09 PM (krqg6) I can't think of anything that makes more sense to me right now than that the R party is incapable of agreeing on the direction it wants to go in Congress. It's not one party. There are those very small numbers of congresscritters that seem to want to represent their districts, and there are the rest who are the Gope, Goping along in their Gopey Gope ways. The represent DC, one faction or another. Screw all of them. And the horse they rode in on. Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:17 PM (dGCAG) 127
I bet you could lead the 10/18 insurrectionists out of the Capitol with just one goat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:17 PM (IG4Id) 128
"Look, e'rryone! A Jooo-das goat~!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:18 PM (IG4Id) 129
Congratulations Republicans you look like a bunch of hapless assholes and the caricature of everything Democrats made you out to be. I'm sure that will be good electorally. But your "principled". Sure you are.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 06:18 PM (bBdPQ) 130
**
It seems that now everyone is pissed because there were a bunch of Jordan supporters that said there is no way they will ever vote for Scalise - And that somehow won't be a principled stand. Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 06:18 PM (A4UDY) 131
Just a coincidence that the holdouts are scalise allies. Very principled indeed!
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 06:18 PM (hht4k) 132
So, Speaker Jeffries?
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 06:19 PM (hht4k) 133
That would be the most Republican thing ever. Don't doubt it for a minute. It's our fault. We didn't vote hard enough.
Posted by: The Way It Is at October 18, 2023 06:16 PM (9CeV+) ***** I'm happy with my representative and the way he has voted. Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 06:19 PM (NpAcC) 134
So what percentage of Americans Jews will vote for Joe in 2024 after all this.? 75% in 2020. Increase or decrease?
Posted by: nckate at October 18, 2023 06:09 PM (SnxUt) I have a former family friend who is Jewish, and completely uninformed. (He looooves CNN!!!) In 2020 he informed me that he was voting for Biden because TRUMP IS A LIAR!!! I asked him if he knew that if elected Biden would resume U.S. financing of Iran's nuclear weapons program, which its mullahs have repeatedly said they would use against Israel. He didn't believe me. I think he'll vote for Biden in 2024. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero3) at October 18, 2023 06:19 PM (guGkK) 135
Are we witnessing the death of the GOP?? Whiggish demise??
Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:19 PM (PCK5/) 136
Funny how unserious and how situationally unaware our Repubicans in Congress are. Sort of as their interests were widely different from those of their voters. Maybe like, they're complete frauds who would run as Newts if that's what it took to get elected. And getting elected got 'em a spot at the trough, and that appears to have been the point. Trash.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 06:20 PM (33HvQ) Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 06:20 PM (AbL8c) 138
About the only thing I remember about Scalise is he couldn't wait to get back to working with the Democrats and not saying a thing about them pushing the guy to try and assassinate a dozen Republicans (and influence voting like an insurrectionist)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 18, 2023 06:21 PM (A4UDY) 139
I'm out. See y'all tomorrow (God willing and the creek don't rise).
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 18, 2023 06:21 PM (BdMk6) 140
Blue state hell hole sanctuary states, living up to your rhetoric is a BITCH.
Oh and... FUCK ALL OF YOU VERY FUCKING HARD UP THE DIRT CHUTE. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 18, 2023 06:22 PM (17s+e) 141
i think scalise is a bit if a snake...
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 06:22 PM (hht4k) 142
148 i think scalise is a bit if a snake...
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 06:22 PM (hht4k) I agree Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:22 PM (bs+z0) 143
Fly them to the Vineyard on JFK Jr airlines
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 18, 2023 06:13 PM (lU63F) But JFK Jr. was a lousy pilot, he crashed his last plane. Why would anyone name their airline.... ...oh. Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:22 PM (dGCAG) 144
If I had a 5 minute nap, someone will wake me up then, OK?
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 06:23 PM (fwDg9) 145
142 Are we witnessing the death of the GOP?? Whiggish demise??
Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:19 PM (PCK5/) Whig has been making that point lately, and I have to agree. The party has split into at least 2 factions (maybe more) and relations between them are so bad that there's no longer any hope of agreeing on something as basic as a speaker. Sooner or later some of them are going to agree to make Jeffries speaker, just out of spite. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 06:23 PM (i9ffA) 146
At big terror attack would make an ideal crisis t around the 2024 election
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2023 06:23 PM (FQmDC) 147
142 Are we witnessing the death of the GOP?? Whiggish demise??
Posted by: tubal What do they stand for? A death of a party could not be more richly deserved. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 18, 2023 06:23 PM (oyqQC) 148
These numbers, though, do not count the unknown number who could sneak into the U.S. without being caught. These are called the "got aways."
We can't find them either, swearsies. Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at October 18, 2023 06:23 PM (llON8) 149
Fly them to the Vineyard on JFK Jr airlines
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 18, 2023 06:13 PM (lU63F) But JFK Jr. was a lousy pilot, he crashed his last plane. Is that bad? Posted by: Ted Kennedy Rent-A-Car at October 18, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK) 150
135 Just a coincidence that the holdouts are scalise allies. Very principled indeed!
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 06:18 PM (hht4k) Why did he bow out in the first place ?I'm beginning to think this was the plan all along to get McCarthy back Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:24 PM (bs+z0) 151
Re: the Speaker of the House kerfuffle -
The entrenched, old-school GOP will not suffer a conservative Speaker. They will do everything in their power to block or destroy. Lessons MUST be taught. Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 06:24 PM (AbL8c) 152
But JFK Jr. was a lousy pilot, he crashed his last plane.
Is that bad? Posted by: Ted Kennedy Rent-A-Car at October 18, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK) Unlike you, Teddy, he went down with his passengers. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 06:25 PM (i9ffA) 153
Speaker Boehner
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 06:19 PM (hqTsx) Second look at Dennis Hastert? Posted by: Oiling Up The Tights at October 18, 2023 06:25 PM (dGCAG) 154
160 Speaker Boehner
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 06:19 PM (hqTsx) Second look at Dennis Hastert? Posted by: Oiling Up The Tights at October 18, 2023 06:25 PM (dGCA Paul Ryan.. Winners everyone Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (bs+z0) 155
Funny how unserious and how situationally unaware our Repubicans in Congress are. Sort of as their interests were widely different from those of their voters. Maybe like, they're complete frauds who would run as Newts if that's what it took to get elected. And getting elected got 'em a spot at the trough, and that appears to have been the point. Trash.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 06:20 PM (33HvQ) They're all assclowns. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (eTnDQ) 156
Speak about the people I have seen
And the lights all went out in Massachusetts And Massachusetts is one place I have seen... Fuck All Of Them. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (R/m4+) 157
Why did he bow out in the first place ?I'm beginning to think this was the plan all along to get McCarthy back
Posted by: It's me donna a Don't know...shortage? Of votes that is. Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (hht4k) 158
Scalise and McCarthy voted for Jordan. These anti Jordan voters can't very well say they are standing with Scalise or McCarthy .
Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (WC7c+) 159
Are we witnessing the death of the GOP?? Whiggish demise??
Posted by: tubal I have come to bury the GOP, not to praise it. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (Xftlq) 160
Unlike you, Teddy, he went down with his passengers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 06:25 PM (i9ffA) MaryJo was going down on me, how do you think we crashed. Posted by: Zombie Ted at October 18, 2023 06:27 PM (dGCAG) 161
nood
quick hits Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:27 PM (krqg6) 162
nood
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:27 PM (7aYqw) 163
The next speaker will likely be McCarthy "lite."
So... worse than before. As is the way of the vaunted GOP. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 18, 2023 06:27 PM (Q4IgG) 164
So...where is it?!
Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 06:20 PM (AbL8c) Ok, so, first, you gotta go find the planet that Billy Deeee Williams is on. Then go to the first cave you find, and then dive into whatever water you find in there, and grab the crazy looking knife at the bottom. Then fly your ass to some planet or another, and find the wreckage of a piece of a crashed Death Star, any one will do, then go dramatically walk up to a cliff (again, any one will do), and pull the little doo-dad out of the guard of the knife you found, and line it up with the skyline of the wreckage, and then go into the wreckage vaguely near the bit that the one pointy bit on the knife doo-dad pointed to, and find a different doo-dad when you're in there, and then fly to Arkansas because you knew it was fucking Arkansas the whole damn time because we have maps of where shit is we're not barbarians dammit. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:27 PM (9UlRk) 165
@TheKevinDalton Aug 16, 2023
Project Roomkey cost Los Angeles taxpayers $11.5 million for the destruction of just 1 hotel. The Mayfair Hotel has 294 rooms. $39,000 in damage done to every room. Karen Bass now wants to buy the Mayfair for $90 million. They bought it for $60mill and spent another $23mill on renovation. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 05:48 PM (IG4Id) Im sure there's lots of contractors who can beat that price for one hotel room refurbishing. Give a room to any that apply. Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 06:27 PM (eoQWY) 166
Paul Ryan.. Winners everyone
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (bs+z0) Mister we could use a man like Henry Clay again... Posted by: Archie Bunker at October 18, 2023 06:28 PM (dGCAG) 167
Quick NOOD
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2023 06:28 PM (Hucnr) 168
Ok, so, first, you gotta go find the planet that Billy Deeee Williams is on. Then go to the first cave you find, and then dive into whatever water you find in there, and grab the crazy looking knife at the bottom. Then fly your ass to some planet or another, and find the wreckage of a piece of a crashed Death Star, any one will do, then go dramatically walk up to a cliff (again, any one will do), and pull the little doo-dad out of the guard of the knife you found, and line it up with the skyline of the wreckage, and then go into the wreckage vaguely near the bit that the one pointy bit on the knife doo-dad pointed to, and find a different doo-dad when you're in there, and then fly to Arkansas because you knew it was fucking Arkansas the whole damn time because we have maps of where shit is we're not barbarians dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:27 PM (9UlRk) It was actually quicksand, not water you dove into at the start.. For a series that hates sand they have a lot of it. Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 06:29 PM (eoQWY) 169
Our party is stubborn.
Let's say it's between DeSantis and Trump. I will vote for either one with my preference being DeSantis, but there are OT like Sundance and many others that will never vote for DeSantis if he's the nominee. Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (NpAcC) 170
Whig has been making that point lately, and I have to agree. The party has split into at least 2 factions (maybe more) and relations between them are so bad that there's no longer any hope of agreeing on something as basic as a speaker. Sooner or later some of them are going to agree to make Jeffries speaker, just out of spite.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 06:23 PM (i9ffA) Suits me. If they don't care about a chance to wield power and make money and maybe help the country, then I don't want them in charge. Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (eoQWY) 171
153 Re: the Speaker of the House kerfuffle -
The entrenched, old-school GOP will not suffer a conservative Speaker. They will do everything in their power to block or destroy. Lessons MUST be taught. Posted by: DaisyB --- Someone needs to summon his inner Pelosi and take control. Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (DveAR) Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 07:02 PM (AbL8c) 173
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