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Everyone knows that Gazans totally respecc Pronouns.

pregnantpeopleingaza.jpg

For those of you have not updated your Newspeak dictionaries, "pregnant people" were formerly called "pregnant women," and "pregnant people who have given birth" were formerly called "mothers."

Wokies are now claiming that rescinding job offers to them constitutes...

...giving you a chance to guess...

...have you figured out what rescinding a job offer to a wokie constitutes yet?...

...it constitutes Literal Violence.

I bet none of you guessed that one.

New York University law students are rallying behind a student who lost a spot at a white-shoe law firm for defending Hamas, saying the firm's decision to rescind their offer constitutes "violence."


The Chicago-based Winston & Strawn withdrew its offer of employment to Ryna Workman after the nonbinary NYU student issued a statement claiming "Israel bears full responsibility" for the terrorist attacks that have left more than 1,300 dead, including at least 30 Americans. The firm's decision is just one instance of "systemic, concentrated violence" Workman has experienced since issuing her anti-Israel pronouncement, according to a letter of support obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.

The letter's signatories, which include the Black Allied Law Students Association and the Women of Color Collective, accuses NYU of being complicit "in the abuses of the Israeli government," and condemns "the broader NYU administration for not protecting Ryna as a student and important member of our community."

From Red Riding Hood:

RNC Research
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Unhinged Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib sobs as she repeats the debunked claim that Israel bombed a Gaza hospital.

Video here. Silly Republican Rabbits, it's not disinformation if a Democrat says it!

Biden is not only giving millions to Hamas terrorists, but he's actually violating US law to do so.

The Biden administration is skirting a law that prohibits funds going to terrorist groups. In August it was revealed in State Department documents that officials acknowledged $360M they wanted to send to Palestinians might be used to fund terror. They sent it anyway.

The Washington Free Beacon story, published in August, addressed how the Biden administration skirts the Taylor Force Act. This act stops aid to the Palestinian Authority (PA) until the PA stops paying stipends through the Palestinian Authority Martyr's Fund to terrorists and families of deceased terrorists. This law was signed by Trump in March 2018. At the time, it was thought that it would cut about a third of U.S. foreign aid payments to the PA. In August 2018, the United States cut more than $200M in direct aid to the PA. And in August 2018, the U.S. stopped giving aid to UNRWA, which was a cut of about $300M.


In February 2019, the US confirmed it stopped all USAID to Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza, in a step linked to new anti-terrorism legislation. The Anti-Terrorism Clarification Act of 2018 (ATCA, P.L. 115--253), passed by Congress and signed into law by Trump on October 3, 2018, came into force in February 2019, and allows Americans to sue in US courts those receiving US foreign aid over alleged complicity in "acts of war". The US has stopped providing more than $60m in annual funds for the Palestinian security services at the request of the PA because of a fear of such lawsuits. The stopping of funding for security services has raised some concerns.

As we all know by now, Biden is a small and petty man who is hellbent to stop everything Trump was doing in order to prove he is the not-Trump guy. That is why our country is in the mess it is in now. Trump's policies were working, whether it was on securing the southern border or stopping terrorism in the world.

Hit the link for the liesplanation by Biden about why he's allowed to violate US law to fund his terrorist allies.

Can any Republicans in Congress please, pretty please, sue to stop this funding?

AHOY!

Bill Kristol
@BillKristol


I came to D.C. to work in the Reagan Administration because (to oversimplify) it was pro-Constitution, pro-U.S. global leadership, pro-military, pro-Israel, pro-democratic capitalism, and pro-American dream. And that's why I now support the Biden Administration and Democrats.

Bill Kristol called Claremont writer and former Trump NSA spokesman Michael Anton a Nazi in print. A source who was present in the room for the incident tells me that both were guests at a dinner party, and Bill Kristol came up to Anton with a smile and with his hand extended for a shake. As if they were Best Budz who were just having a play-fight on the internet for clicks and giggles.

Anton refused to shake his hand, and told him why.

So, per my source, Bill Kristol is the kind of man who either 1, slurs people as Nazis even though he knows for a fact they are not Nazis, just to get some more donations from the AWFL Wine O'Clock Wendys who make up his Democrat donor base, or 2, is perfectly willing to shake the hand of a man he actually believes is a Nazi so as not to bring down the vibes of the swank DC insider dinner party he's intending.

You choose! I'm not here to bias you towards either conclusion. Personally I favor un-offered choice 3, that Bill Kristol is a very fat, small, cowardly weakling and sexually-ambiguous Gollum whose testosterone levels would allow him to enter "women's" sports, and then come in last place, because seriously, this is one short obese red-faced pudge of a "man."


Biden, who is senile and getting worse by the hour, claims in Israel that he served in the senate with his Secretary of State, Anthony Blinken.


Who was never a senator. He's always just been a Democrat operative.


Projecting Strength, yo! America is back, baby!



The U.S. Capitol Police

@CapitolPolice

A group of protesters are demonstrating inside the Cannon Rotunda. Demonstrations are not allowed inside Congressional Buildings.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:25 PM




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Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (7aYqw)

2 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 2h
🚨BREAKING: American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 35m
Leave now - nobody cares.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:26 PM (krqg6)

3 Why doesn't Bill Kristoi just STFU?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:29 PM (guGkK)

4 2 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 2h
🚨BREAKING: American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.

And take your Son/Daughter thing with you

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:29 PM (bs+z0)

5 Next summer is going to be a barrel of laughs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 18, 2023 06:30 PM (eTnDQ)

6 5 Ace refusing to even acknowledge the latest disastrous Speaker vote in the house. 22 opposed now.
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 06:30 PM (hqTsx)

I think we've beaten that "horse" to death

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:30 PM (bs+z0)

7 Ace, you may have a Lurker named Lizzy….

Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

8 Joey Bidet defines what it means to commit High Crimes.

Plus his senile old carcass really has a buttload of chutzpah with all the lies he tells.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (tvuK4)

9 Sitting in the departure "lounge" at YYC. Made it through security and U.S. Customs OK. Two hours until flight time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (gctFn)

10 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 2h
🚨BREAKING: American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.


Your terms are acceptable.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (guGkK)

11 Oh, is it 'I'm leaving if...' season already??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (5xURv)

12 Anton refused to shake his hand, and told him why.

Should have torn off Gonah Joldberg's arm and wacked him with it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (IG4Id)

13 Sundowner administration does what they want because they know no one will stop them.
And I am sure it's Barky's minions in the administration doing it.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (fwDg9)

14 F krystol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (vHIgi)

15 I've been reliably informed that this sort of thing is terrorism:

Randy Weber @TXRandy14 2h
🚨Just happened outside of my office…Hamas supporters entered the Capitol and ripped down the “I Stand with Israel” sign outside my office.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

16 There are few enough of those protesters that they can round em up for detention right now. No need to track them all down in their quiet suburban homes at great expenses. Insurrectionists... reeeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (7aYqw)

17 12 Oh, is it 'I'm leaving if...' season already??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (5xURv

They promise and they never follow through

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (bs+z0)

18 5 Ace refusing to even acknowledge the latest disastrous Speaker vote in the house. 22 opposed now.
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 06:30 PM (hqTsx


*Nods towards door.

*spits on floor

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (5xURv)

19 Since rescinding offers is literal violence, maybe a softer, gentler touch is needed. A less violent route, perhaps?

Something like "de-colonizing" those students and graduates, Hamas-style? After all, it's for equity! And it's mostly-peaceful, right?

Posted by: Another Anon at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (hwP7U)

20 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 2h
🚨BREAKING: American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.



Trump should use this for fundraising.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (guGkK)

21 Cher is still alive?

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2023 06:33 PM (FQmDC)

22 *Waraiotoko in Iraq*

Yeah! Fuck those assholes! Down with the great Satan!

....

I mean, you people are psycho too. But... you know... yeah! Hey, who wants ham?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:33 PM (9UlRk)

23 18 12 Oh, is it 'I'm leaving if...' season already??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (5xURv

They promise and they never follow through
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (bs+z0)


You're a big Twitter Nobody if you don't threaten to leave the US if such and such gets elected!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (5xURv)

24 Cher can leave. No one misses her already and will miss her even less when she leaves. Leaving is the only note worthy thing she could at this elevated point in her career. Aside from croaking or offing some other manky celebrity.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (33HvQ)

25 Posted by: John Boehner laughing

I bet you can't eat your own head.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (IG4Id)

26 Don't worry if Cher leaves, thousands of illegals will replace her

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

27 Trump should use this for fundraising.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:32 PM (guGkK)

While playing that horrible screeching song Believe in the back ground

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (bs+z0)

28 @jsolomonreports

U.S. troops fend off drone attack in Iraq: CENTCOM

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)

29 I think we've beaten that "horse" to death

Jean Francois Cary has entered chat, on his tail is Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (tvuK4)

30 "New York University law students are rallying behind a student who lost a spot at a white-shoe law firm for defending Hamas, saying the firm's decision to rescind their offer constitutes "violence.""

I'd say the law firm dodged a bullet with that one.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (VGRuw)

31 Cher is still alive?
Posted by: steevy

Only the newer parts.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (7aYqw)

32 The letter's signatories, which include the Black Allied Law Students Association and the Women of Color Collective, accuses NYU of being complicit "in the abuses of the Israeli government," and condemns "the broader NYU administration for not protecting Ryna as a student and important member of our community."

Nice of them to keep the company's files on who not to hire up to date.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

33 Didn't that skanky cunt say she'd leave the country if Harding was elected?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (9UlRk)

34 29 @jsolomonreports

U.S. troops fend off drone attack in Iraq: CENTCOM
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Whose drone?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:35 PM (5xURv)

35 Don't worry if Cher leaves, thousands of illegals will replace her
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (fwDg9)



Doing the jobs Cher won't do!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:35 PM (guGkK)

36 Pro-Hamas demonstrators have to be much higher on the chance of deadly risk scale than the Jan 6ers, right?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 18, 2023 06:35 PM (8y8eV)

37 Cher is still alive?
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2023 06:33 PM (FQmDC)

For some values of "alive", I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:35 PM (gctFn)

38 What are DC's laws about concealed carry?

I'm not rooting for it, but I'm wondering if maybe we could see more gun battles at some of those DC parties.

Or at least olive fork stabbings.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:35 PM (dGCAG)

39 Next summer is going to be a barrel of laughs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer


It's just private property, they have insurance.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 18, 2023 06:35 PM (VpCCm)

40 While playing that horrible screeching song Believe in the back ground
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (bs+z0)

It's.... floopy.

It is a floopy song.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (9UlRk)

41 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
"We want Jewish genocide." pro Hamas supporters at the University of Pennsylvania.

https://tinyurl.com/muncah6t
28 seconds; yes, they're literally chanting that not even the implicit threat of "From river to the sea, Palestine will be free".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (krqg6)

42 If Taft gets elected, I'm leaving this country!!

Posted by: Cher at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (5xURv)

43 Ace refusing to even acknowledge the latest disastrous Speaker vote in the house. 22 opposed now.
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 06:30 PM (hqTsx)

Ace also refused to acknowledge what your mother charges.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (WC7c+)

44 37 Pro-Hamas demonstrators have to be much higher on the chance of deadly risk scale than the Jan 6ers, right?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 18, 2023 06:35 PM (8y8eV

I don't know.. Those grannies taking selfies with the Capital Police can be pretty dangerous

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (bs+z0)

45 >>Whose drone?

My guess would be Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

46 Drone attack in Iraq?

USAF F-16C shot down an armed Turkish drone in Syria that was too close to US troops.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (tvuK4)

47 I liked Cher in Groundhog Day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (guGkK)

48 @jsolomonreports

U.S. troops fend off drone attack in Iraq: CENTCOM
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Whose drone?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:35 PM (5xURv)

WTF are there still U.S. troops in Iraq for?????

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:37 PM (dGCAG)

49 Tell the bitch that she's got 15 days to turn in her passport and sign over all her physical assets or we take them and expel her. And shoot her lawyers.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2023 06:37 PM (6FGb8)

50 44 Ace refusing to even acknowledge the latest disastrous Speaker vote in the house. 22 opposed now.
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 06:30 PM (hqTsx)

Ace also refused to acknowledge what your mother charges.
Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (WC7c


Heh. True gentlemen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:37 PM (5xURv)

51 Rear Admiral Billi Cristol will console xirself on the Lipo Deck hoovering up the never ending chocolate fountain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:37 PM (tvuK4)

52 >>>Only the newer parts.

Ship of Theseus

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2023 06:37 PM (Hucnr)

53 The Biden Crime, Incest, Gay Internet Dating, Sex Trafficking, and Terrorist Fundraising Family.
It just rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

54 Wokies are now claiming that rescinding job offers to them constitutes...

...giving you a chance to guess...

...have you figured out what rescinding a job offer to a wokie constitutes yet?...

...it constitutes Literal Violence.



These people are so unprepared for the real world It isn't funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 06:38 PM (MXMTI)

55 Rear Admiral Billi Cristol will console xirself on the Lipo Deck hoovering up the never ending chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:37 PM (tvuK4)


That's not chocolate.

Posted by: Amber Heard at October 18, 2023 06:38 PM (guGkK)

56 48 I liked Cher in Groundhog Day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (guGkK)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT WAS ACTUALLY BILL MURRAY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (9UlRk)

57 Cher is no longer bio-degradable

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (tvuK4)

58 Sitting in the departure "lounge" at YYC. Made it through security and U.S. Customs OK. Two hours until flight time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:31 PM (gctFn)

Oh maaaaan! I had a link all ready to go if you said YYZ.

Posted by: InZona at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (AknAR)

59 55 Wokies are now claiming that rescinding job offers to them constitutes...

...giving you a chance to guess...

...have you figured out what rescinding a job offer to a wokie constitutes yet?...

...it constitutes Literal Violence.



These people are so unprepared for the real world It isn't funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 06:38 PM (MXMTI)

Your post is literal violence!!

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (5xURv)

60 Cher with a 7th grade education only made famous by her Republican husband.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (WC7c+)

61 The Biden Crime, Incest, Gay Internet Dating, Sex Trafficking, and Terrorist Fundraising Family.
It just rolls off the tongue.
Posted by: wth

But wait, there's more!

Posted by: Game Show Announcer Voice at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (7aYqw)

62 Cher can leave. No one misses her already and will miss her even less when she leaves. Leaving is the only note worthy thing she could at this elevated point in her career. Aside from croaking or offing some other manky celebrity.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (33HvQ)

Her plastic surgeon will be devastated. And broke.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (6xRrr)

63 55 Wokies are now claiming that rescinding job offers to them constitutes...

...giving you a chance to guess...

...have you figured out what rescinding a job offer to a wokie constitutes yet?...

...it constitutes Literal Violence.



These people are so unprepared for the real world It isn't funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 06:38 PM (MXMT

That company dodged a bullet axing that person

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:40 PM (bs+z0)

64 Cher is keeping Dupont alive. That is one horrible, plastic face she's sporting.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 18, 2023 06:40 PM (mupln)

65 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
The Central Command of the US Military in the Middle East admits that bases in Iraq were hit by 3 suicide drones, as well as a number of soldiers were injured at the Ain al-Assad air force base.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 10h
BREAKING: US intercepted two one-way attack drones Wednesday morning targeting Iraq air base where U.S. troops are located - Fox
------------
I'd guess that the Fox report says or opines about suspects but too lazy to look.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:40 PM (krqg6)

66 Drone attack in Iraq?

USAF F-16C shot down an armed Turkish drone in Syria that was too close to US troops.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:36 PM (tvuK4)

Sorry folks, if you have kids in the military, they're stationed in these various shitholes so they can be targets for drones.

Your son and/or daughter are there being shot at to give the Military Industrial Complex an excuse to have them there, and hope against hope, your child dies so they can have a whole new set of wars to equip.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

67 Hard Hairy Dog Mess Bleached White By The Sun > Billy Kristol

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 18, 2023 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

68 That company dodged a bullet axing that person
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:40 PM (bs+z0)


Axing her what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:40 PM (guGkK)

69 So the US bases were just attacked in Iraq?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (5xURv)

70 Doesn't "Cher" already live in fucking England anyway?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (9UlRk)

71
American singer Cher announces she will leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024.

__________

Guatemala, Somalia, Yemen or North Korea. Take your choice, toots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (MoZTd)

72 So who has the worse plastic face?

Cher or Madonna?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (tvuK4)

73 From now on, my guiding principle will be: "What would Biden do?"
Because he will do ANYthing he wants to do.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (8fR5s)

74 Cher is still alive?
Posted by: steevy

Only the newer parts.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:34 PM (7aYqw)

We call those after market parts.

Posted by: InZona at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (AknAR)

75 Doesn't "Cher" already live in fucking England anyway?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (9UlRk)M

I think that was Madonna.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (WC7c+)

76 Oh maaaaan! I had a link all ready to go if you said YYZ.
Posted by: InZona at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (AknAR)

That ia place to be avoided with great prejudice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:42 PM (gctFn)

77 Your son and/or daughter are there being shot at to give the Military Industrial Complex an excuse to have them there, and hope against hope, your child dies so they can have a whole new set of wars to equip.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

that would be at least fair if the MIC wasn't an abject failure at equipping us for a real conflict.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

78 Cher is keeping Dupont alive. That is one horrible, plastic face she's sporting.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Yeah, I think you're supposed to stop *before* you look like a blow up doll.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:42 PM (7aYqw)

79 Doesn't "Cher" already live in fucking England anyway?

I think she lives in SoCal to be close to the wax museum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 06:42 PM (guGkK)

80 It sucks that there is so much anti Israeli and anti Semitic rage, but all the idiots making asinine statements shows you quite clearly who the enemy is.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 18, 2023 06:42 PM (lU63F)

81 YYC = Calgary

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (krqg6)

82 I think that was Madonna.
Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (WC7c+)

Ah, my mistake. It's hard to tell one plastic geriatric skank from the other. .

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (9UlRk)

83
Was Hamas concerned with "pregnant people" when the murdered and eviscerated that Israeli woman in their terror attack?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (MoZTd)

84 John Boehner laughing spreads his wings

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

85 I thought Cher threatened to go to Jupiter?

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

86 I'm grateful all these vapid women who've monetized their looks for years are destroying their looks with plastic surgery so that younger women can use them as a cautionary tale.

Grow old with grace. It's much hotter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (5xURv)

87 John Boehner laughing spreads his wings
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:44 PM (IG4Id)

88 If you tested Cher right now she would come back as 50% DuPont.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:44 PM (tvuK4)

89 Grow old with grace. It's much hotter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (5xURv)

Or if not with grace, at least with humor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:44 PM (9UlRk)

90 We're the 'greatest devil'?

Well, if you are going to do a job, be the best you can be at it.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2023 06:44 PM (qoGsy)

91 Being speaker is so easy, I'm tempted to make a comeback. You go into the office, tell your staff to keep an eye on things, and go down to the little private office. Have a couple shots of Kessler's with a Hudepohl back, kick back for a bit, and it's lunch time. Go see a few of the boys over at CoC, pick up a few gratuities, and back to the office. Make sure to bring pizza on Thursday. Back to the little office for a couple belts, take a nap, and then it's time to call a lid.

John Boehner, son of a bartender


Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 18, 2023 06:45 PM (0EOe9)

92 A group of protesters are demonstrating inside the Cannon Rotunda. Demonstrations are not allowed inside Congressional Buildings.

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Haha! Rules for you, suckah!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 18, 2023 06:45 PM (8fR5s)

93 Do the shirts worn by the insurrectionist in the capitol building really say Jews Say Cease Fire? Someone please explain that. Seems like the unmasking continues.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 06:45 PM (33HvQ)

94 Have been on to the Pubbies since Trent Lott
but I kept falling for their tricks for the longest time.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 06:45 PM (DveAR)

95 89 If you tested Cher right now she would come back as 50% DuPont.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:44 PM (tvuK4)

I think the Lycra are a distinct subgroup of the Na-Dené people...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:45 PM (9UlRk)

96 Celebrities definitely overvalue their worth. Doesn't help that a majority of people enable that behavior.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (WC7c+)

97 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
NEW: Islamic bloc condemns ‘impunity’ for Israel in Gaza war
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But I was assured by experts that there is no such thing as natural impunity!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (krqg6)

98 Grow old with grace. It's much hotter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (5xURv)

I'd sooner grow old with Dignity. 29 year olds here may remember the e-mail pic that circulated with that tag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (gctFn)

99 Grow old with grace.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:43 PM (5xURv)

Sure, ok. Do you have her phone number?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (dGCAG)

100 Cher is no longer bio-degradable
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (tvuK4)
........

We can recycle her. We have the technology.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

101 Krystal Bill will write anything if the check is big enough. For an extra 25% he will explain his republican pedigree while advocating the furthest of far left drivel.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (NyXav)

102 I wonder why we need to know what Rob Riener, Cher, the skinny not funny ditz with the Trump head or anyone on The View has to say about anything?

Meathead must get paid royalties from all his coverage on Breitbart.

Posted by: DanMan at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (8uzBS)

103 willing to shake the hand of a man he actually believes is a Nazi

Y'know who else is actually believed to be a Nazi?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 06:47 PM (vx43x)

104 Seems like the unmasking continues.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 18, 2023 06:45 PM (33HvQ)

The only joo they've ever met is their sociology professor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:47 PM (9UlRk)

105 Usually the cute ones do better with 'daughter it's gym time' competition than surgery.

Bill Kristol on the other hand might as well be shelved with the pickles. Not the Del Montes, they're HFCS free

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2023 06:47 PM (8erNz)

106 Grace could be a stripper name.

Dignity would be an ironic stripper name.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:47 PM (5xURv)

107 I shook Kristol’s hand once. It was like shaking a big fat oily bone.

Posted by: SomeAsshole at October 18, 2023 06:48 PM (V/jVi)

108 If by some miracle Trump were to pull off a victory I shudder to think what the "protests" would look like

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:48 PM (bs+z0)

109 Scalise and McCarthy need to speak to those that are using their names as an excuse not to vote for Jordan.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:48 PM (WC7c+)

110 Anyone, Left or Right, who breaks into the Capitol building should be mown down with extreme prejudice by the building's security officers
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (hqTsx)

Breaks in? Sure. Sounds good.

Walks in with a police escort? Yeah, nah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (9UlRk)

111 73 So who has the worse plastic face?

Cher or Madonna?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:41 PM (tvuK4)

Have to go with Whitmer…

Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (PCK5/)

112 >>>29 year olds here may remember the e-mail pic that circulated with that tag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:46 PM (gctFn)

======

Please tell me it was cake girl. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (JfxgE)

113 If I ever saw Kristal, I would kick him square in the nards.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (NyXav)

114 Y'know who else is actually believed to be a Nazi?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 06:47 PM (vx43x)

Nope. We sure don't.

Posted by: Canadian Parliament at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (dGCAG)

115 94 Do the shirts worn by the insurrectionist in the capitol building really say Jews Say Cease Fire? Someone please explain that. Seems like the unmasking continues.
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An [Astroturfed] "anti-Zionist" "Jewish" group desiring a ceasefire as Hamas and friends are being asskicked and the Israelis look very, very serious this time as the war started with brutal attacks on civilians.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (krqg6)

116 All those black banners with the white ceasefire text that are suddenly showing up around the country seem to be made by the same hand. Another coincidence in life that will remain a mystery. I'm starting to get the idea that all these spontaneous anti Israel demonstrations aren't so spontaneous.

Posted by: Lost in Space at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (HACFd)

117 I shook Kristol’s hand once. It was like shaking a big fat oily bone.
Posted by: SomeAsshole at October 18, 2023 06:48 PM (V/jVi)
.......

I shook his hand and all his shirt buttons popped.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

118 Winston snd strawn really dodged a bullet. No, make that a homemade rocket that would have crashed down on that scrunts head, taking the firm with it/her/They /them/shim.

Posted by: LASue at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

119 If by some miracle Trump were to pull off a victory I shudder to think what the "protests" would look like

Luckily the NYC skyscrapers don;t have windows that open. But if they got enough pills and booze...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (tvuK4)

120
Grow old with grace. It's much hotter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Grace Lee Whitney

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (63Dwl)

121 Scalise and McCarthy need to speak to those that are using their names as an excuse not to vote for Jordan.

..

They're orchestrating this.

Posted by: Kabuki Theater at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (VpCCm)

122 118 All those black banners with the white ceasefire text that are suddenly showing up around the country seem to be made by the same hand. Another coincidence in life that will remain a mystery. I'm starting to get the idea that all these spontaneous anti Israel demonstrations aren't so spontaneous.
Posted by: Lost in Space at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (HACFd)


Shut up.

Posted by: Soros at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (5xURv)

123 Aren't those insurrectionists interfering with official congressional duties to elect a Speaker? This is literally worse than if 9/11 happened on 1/6 with Hitler in charge.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 06:51 PM (NyXav)

124
They're orchestrating this.
Posted by: Kabuki Theater at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (VpCCm)

I think so too

Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2023 06:51 PM (bs+z0)

125 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 48m
BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she is requesting that the 'United States Capitol Police preserve all video surveillance footage, photographic evidence, police reports, and arrest records from all House Office Buildings on October 18, 2023.'

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:51 PM (krqg6)

126 all these spontaneous anti Israel demonstrations aren't so spontaneous.
Posted by: Lost in Space at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (HACFd)

Order 10,000 custom printed t-shirts and see how quick you get them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:51 PM (9UlRk)

127 All those black banners with the white ceasefire text that are suddenly showing up around the country seem to be made by the same hand. Another coincidence in life that will remain a mystery. I'm starting to get the idea that all these spontaneous anti Israel demonstrations aren't so spontaneous.
Posted by: Lost in Space at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (HACFd)

Yep. It's a script.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 18, 2023 06:51 PM (eTnDQ)

128 Please tell me it was cake girl. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (JfxgE)

Some cute dusky maiden who was buck nekkid, strolling on the beach with old bearded white dude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:51 PM (gctFn)

129 Great time for another fake conservative Jewish person to declare they stand strong with the Party of Israel haters and financiers of terrorists.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:52 PM (WC7c+)

130 The facade of the Republic is breaking up… what comes next?

Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

131 128 all these spontaneous anti Israel demonstrations aren't so spontaneous.
Posted by: Lost in Space at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (HACFd)

Order 10,000 custom printed t-shirts and see how quick you get them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:51 PM (9UlRk)

I mean you might save a buck if they're all 3XL, but, you know...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:52 PM (9UlRk)

132 Victoria’s Secret ditches prioritizing wokeness over ‘sexiness’ after sales drop
https://tinyurl.com/ye8cpb55

Cathaleen Chen reported that the brand’s efforts to promote inclusivity – which included making LGBTQ pro women’s soccer player and outspoken leftist Megan Rapinoe, as well as a transgender woman, brand spokesmodels and getting rid of its famous “Angels” supermodels – gained “favorable reviews from online critics [but] never translated into sales.”

According to the numbers, the lingerie brand’s projected revenue for 2023 is $6.2 billion, which is 5% lower than it was last year, and even lower than 2020, when the brand’s revenue was $7.5 billion. The drop in Victoria’s Secret’s sales also followed the company’s move to make its board of directors mostly female.

In 2021, Rapinoe called out what the brand had been before the revamp, claiming it had sent out a “really harmful” message that was “patriarchal, sexist, viewing not just what it meant to be sexy but what the clothes were trying to accomplish through a male lens and through what men desired.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 18, 2023 06:52 PM (9aVck)

133 Breaks in? Sure. Sounds good.

Walks in with a police escort? Yeah, nah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (9UlRk)

If it's the people's house, then anybody ought to be able to go in.

Now, if you want to live in a more just world, have it be written that you cannot be convicted of a crime for shooting at a cop who enters your house uninvited.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:52 PM (dGCAG)

134 All of those Capitol police officers who smashed windows at the Capitol really made MAGA look bad. But they can snuggle up with their pension checks at the end of the day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (NyXav)

135 The facade of the Republic is breaking up… what comes next?
Posted by: tubal at October 18, 2023 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

The oral secks.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (dGCAG)

136 Has any pallets of bricks been suddenly discovered within a few blocks of the Capitol?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (tvuK4)

137 Nope. We sure don't.
Posted by: Canadian Parliament at October 18, 2023 06:49 PM (dGCAG)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (gctFn)

138 I miss the Girls of Ace Of Spades!

Cake girl
Pole Vault girl
Aussie Sprinter girl

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (5xURv)

139 If you dig deep enough, you reach Lisa Fithian before you reach hell.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (NyXav)

140 Oh maaaaan! I had a link all ready to go if you said YYZ.
Posted by: InZona at October 18, 2023 06:39 PM (AknAR)

That ia place to be avoided with great prejudice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:42 PM (gctFn)

Screw it I'm going to post the link anyway

https://tinyurl.com/2vrbar5s

Posted by: InZona at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (AknAR)

141 #117 The names of the groups

UPDATE - Jewish Voice for Peace says hundreds of Jews and allies with JVP and IfNotNow are arrested in US Capitol amid protest
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I assume the IfNotNow is a Pali group.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (krqg6)

142 Is everyone on Team Gaetz still jerking each other off over what a coup their boy pulled off? Will they stop stroking meat when the RINOs team up with the dems to elect a goober speaker that's worse than McCarthy?

Currently taking bets.

Posted by: ballistic at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (oqH4h)

143 >>I miss the Girls of Ace Of Spades!

>>Cake girl
Pole Vault girl
Aussie Sprinter girl

garrett

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

144 Scalise and McCarthy need to speak to those that are using their names as an excuse not to vote for Jordan.

..

They're orchestrating this.
Posted by: Kabuki Theater at October 18, 2023 06:50 PM (VpCCm)

If they are voting for Jordan as a ruse they don't deserve to be in Congress much less be the Speaker.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (WC7c+)

145 The facade of the Republic is breaking up… what comes next?
Posted by: tubal

The oral secks.
Posted by: BurtTC

I thought that was after the spankings.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (7aYqw)

146 Great time for another fake conservative Jewish person to declare they stand strong with the Party of Israel haters and financiers of terrorists.
Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:52 PM (WC7c+)

Three thousand years from now, archeologists and computational linguists will be stymied trying to figure out the general layout and salient features of the Bofsaids culture of the late second millennium.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (9UlRk)

147 Things like this will fail but they need to be done. Repeatedly. Forever.

@marcorubio 1h
At 6pm today I will attempt to pass by unanimous consent a Senate resolution calling on the Biden Administration to apply our current law and revoke the visas of any foreign nationals who support the terrorists organization Hamas
It takes only one Senator to block this &…

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (IG4Id)

148 Me thinks it is time to get up off the couch... YEAH BABY IT'S HELTER SKELTER !!!!!!!
https://tinyurl.com/y4mez52b

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 18, 2023 06:55 PM (YyRSv)

149 Cher or Madonna?

Engage Clap Condoms level 10

I'll take the blonde whose real name escapes me now

The Bono wife can piss off.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2023 06:55 PM (8erNz)

150 Actors and other performers that as a group were relegated as 'entertaining but crazy' and segregated from society. Somehow at the turn of the twentieth century they steadily moved from crazy to celebrity. Then, possibly with OSS, WWII, propaganda, they began the move from celebrity to authority.

Today we have the voice of the celebrity authority to help the unwashed masses to see the light.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 06:55 PM (DveAR)

151 ‘Horrific’: 189 Bodies Found And Removed From Colorado ‘Green’ Funeral Home

The remains of at least 189 decaying bodies were found and removed from a Colorado funeral home, up from about 115 reported when the bodies were discovered two weeks ago, officials said Tuesday.

The remains were found by authorities responding to a report of a foul odor at the Return to Nature funeral home inside a decrepit building in the small town of Penrose, Colorado.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:56 PM (krqg6)

152 If I ever saw Kristal, I would kick him square in the nards.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist


Need to be rather flexible to kick them off the persian billionaire's mantle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:56 PM (IG4Id)

153 If pug man were a school principal, he'd over spank many boys.
He would combine spanking and water-boarding. Called the wet spank.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 18, 2023 06:56 PM (7oo37)

154 everyone on Team Gaetz still jerking each other off over what a coup their boy pulled off? Will they stop stroking meat when the RINOs team up with the dems to elect a goober speaker that's worse than McCarthy?

Currently taking bets.
Posted by: ballistic at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (oqH4h)

You seem concerned.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 18, 2023 06:56 PM (E5KZ+)

155 Republicans don't deserve to be in charge of the snack bar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 06:56 PM (NyXav)

156 The facade of the Republic is breaking up… what comes next?
Posted by: tubal


We told you to buy a face-colander mask years ago, man. Jeeze. Get with the program already!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (IG4Id)

157 From FedEx-

Hi. Your package is delayed. It is scheduled to arrive on Thu 10/19/2023 estimated between 11:10am and 3:10pm.

Our word as a Biden.

Posted by: Miklos wonders who runs things anymore at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (7F2YU)

158 Some signs of life at the check-in counter. 95 minutes until flight time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (gctFn)

159 Is everyone on Team Gaetz still jerking each other off over what a coup their boy pulled off? Will they stop stroking meat when the RINOs team up with the dems to elect a goober speaker that's worse than McCarthy?

Currently taking bets.
Posted by: ballistic at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (oqH4h)

Elect a goober Speaker?

Oh my! We've never had one of those, have we?

Oops, sorry, I meant to say we've never NOT had one of those.

Who cares. Burn it down.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (dGCAG)

160 The R's in the House should introduce some legislation giving a free plane ticket to all those in the Rotunda right now to work for peace in Gaza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (tvuK4)

161 I got a quick hit right here :


An Israeli airstrike targeted a monument to "former Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC) Quds Force commander Qasem Soleimani near Odaisseh in southern Lebanon on Wednesday night, according to the Lebanese Al-Mayadeen TV."


HAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (V13WU)

162 Posted by: ballistic at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (oqH4h)

I'm taking bets that wont happen and you will still be mad at Gaetz .

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 06:58 PM (WC7c+)

163 In order for colleges to make amends, maybe they need to force the students protesting Israel to view the graphic footage that was in the comments a couple threads ago. They can fast forward to the 8:00 mark.

https://tinyurl.com/4ewkysn6

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 06:58 PM (NpAcC)

164 We told you to buy a face-colander mask years ago, man. Jeeze. Get with the program already!
Posted by: weft cut-loop

*assless chaps optional*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:58 PM (7aYqw)

165 When's the TX MoMe again??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
ALERT - Brazil army says it is keeping around 160 soldiers on lockdown at a military base as it investigates the theft of 21 heavy machine guns, including some capable of taking down airplanes

Brazil’s army said Wednesday it is keeping around 160 soldiers on lockdown at a military base as it investigates the theft of 21 heavy machine guns, including some capable of taking down airplanes.

The army is scrambling to find how 13 .50-caliber and eight 7.62-caliber machine guns went missing on October 10 from its arsenal in the southeastern town of Barueri, 30 kilometers (25 miles) outside Sao Paulo.

Officials have voiced concern the weapons could wind up in the hands of organized crime, in a country where violent clashes between the security forces and heavily armed drug gangs are common.

Illegal in Brazil for non-military use, .50-caliber machine guns are more than a meter (three feet) long, weigh up to 58 kilograms (128 pounds) and are capable of taking down aircraft.

Designed for combat, 7.62-caliber machine guns weigh about 4.5 kilos and can fire up to 700 rounds per minute.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 06:59 PM (krqg6)

166 We told you to buy a face-colander mask years ago, man. Jeeze. Get with the program already!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM

And don't forget to purchase a genuine, Insomniac professional grade tire iron for the best in performance and quality.

Posted by: Insomniac Tire Irons, LLC at October 18, 2023 06:59 PM (E5KZ+)

167 Is everyone on Team Gaetz still jerking each other off over what a coup their boy pulled off? Will they stop stroking meat when the RINOs team up with the dems to elect a goober speaker that's worse than McCarthy?

Currently taking bets.
Posted by: ballistic at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (oqH4h)

Yeah, its smart to blame Gaetz when they were working with the Dems already. At least with a Dem speaker they can vote against anything he proposes without being 'disloyal'

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

168 145 >>I miss the Girls of Ace Of Spades!

>>Cake girl
Pole Vault girl
Aussie Sprinter girl

garrett
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)


Heh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:59 PM (5xURv)

169 Gaetz : "Hey ! I removed the speaker! the day after is beneath my strategium ! *looks at self in pocket mirror , smiles

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 07:00 PM (V13WU)

170 I thought that was after the spankings.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 18, 2023 06:54 PM (7aYqw)

Let's not get too whacky.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 07:00 PM (dGCAG)

171 My God, we've survived world wars and cold wars and regional wars, but will we be able to survive the disasters manufactured on a daily basis by the incompetents, scoundrels, ideological shapeshifters, undiagnosed maniacs, fiscal freebooters, traitors and refugees from a carnival freak show that make up most of the government and a large percentage of the general population? I don't know if I'll live to see the end of our present civil war; not sure I want to, if the "steady state" at the conclusion features the permanent ascendency of the imbecilariat.

Posted by: Paco at October 18, 2023 07:00 PM (njExo)

172 The 'monument' had a secret entrance to a command bunker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 07:00 PM (tvuK4)

173 Spankings?

Naughty Zoot!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2023 07:01 PM (tvuK4)

174
Who cares. Burn it down.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (dGCAG)
*****
Ok, then what?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 07:01 PM (NpAcC)

175 177
Who cares. Burn it down.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (dGCAG)
*****
Ok, then what?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 07:01 PM (NpAcC

Then BarterTown!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:02 PM (5xURv)

176 PSA YO !! I was informed to stock up on meds. that is all carry on..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 18, 2023 07:02 PM (YyRSv)

177 And don't forget to purchase a genuine, Insomniac professional grade tire iron for the best in performance and quality.

Posted by: Insomniac Tire Irons, LLC


What am I supposed to do with this hickory axe-handle... Wait, don't answer that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:02 PM (IG4Id)

178 Brazil’s army said Wednesday it is keeping around 160 soldiers on lockdown at a military base as it investigates the theft of 21 heavy machine guns, including some capable of taking down airplanes.
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Bang, bang Lula
Bang, bang Lula
Lula's back in charge

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:02 PM (DveAR)

179 Who cares. Burn it down.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 06:57 PM (dGCAG)
*****
Ok, then what?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 07:01 PM (NpAcC)

Guillotines, for those who don't die in the fire.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 18, 2023 07:03 PM (dGCAG)

180 The facade of the Republic is breaking up… what comes next?
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Bartertown.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 07:03 PM (AbL8c)

181 Gaetz : "Hey ! I removed the speaker! the day after is beneath my strategium ! *looks at self in pocket mirror , smiles
Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 07:00 PM (V13WU)

The day after was expecting the GOP to act like responsible adults representing their constituents.

Guess that's out of the question.

Well, he can always do it again.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

182 I miss the Girls of Ace Of Spades!

Cake girl
Pole Vault girl
Aussie Sprinter girl
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (5xURv)


Elbows.

*sighs*

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 07:03 PM (uSHSS)

183 Who cares. Burn it down.
Posted by: BurtTC


Ok, then what?
Posted by: redridinghood


Piss on the ashes and salt where it stood.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (Y2tls)

184 Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

185
And don't forget to purchase a genuine, Insomniac professional grade tire iron for the best in performance and quality.
----

Do NOT fall for cheap Chinese knock-offs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (XeU6L)

186 The GOPe must have paid trolls too.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (WC7c+)

187 The Capitol Police would fire on that crowd in the Rotunda, but the crowd is probably armed and would return fire. Cops like soft targets too.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (caZS6)

188 'hi boeing, we know we made a mistake not ordering another 150 C-17s before...well, Douglas...but we need a shitload of F-15 bomb trucks tomorrow if not sooner'

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2023 07:05 PM (8erNz)

189 188 Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (63Dwl)


Have they told him?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:05 PM (5xURv)

190
What am I supposed to do with this hickory axe-handle... Wait, don't answer that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
------

Pick handle is the proper instrument.

Posted by: Buford Pusser at October 18, 2023 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

191 "In 2021, Rapinoe called out what the brand had been before the revamp, claiming it had sent out a “really harmful” message that was “patriarchal, sexist, viewing not just what it meant to be sexy but what the clothes were trying to accomplish through a male lens and through what men desired.”"

I mean... that's kind of the only reason for a woman to spend the money on VS unmentionables, is because she thinks it would be fun for her man.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 18, 2023 07:06 PM (ou9hh)

192 "171 Gaetz : "Hey ! I removed the speaker! the day after is beneath my strategium ! *looks at self in pocket mirror , smiles"

Gaetz has raised an absolute shit load of money in the last fortnight. That's all he ever really cared about. He and the other muppets in the "freedom caucus" would actually prefer the GOP was in minority forever since then they can just yell and scream and never have to worry about actually governing
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 07:03 PM (hqTsx)

As opposed to the other members of the caucus, who are refusing to govern even while we watch?

And if he gained money and influence, that just makes me appreciate him more. That's another thing 'our side' screws up. Where's the billion dollar boondoggle in a red state for god's sake?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

193 Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (63Dwl)


Whoa!
Thursday Night Football.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 07:06 PM (uSHSS)

194 "New York University law students are rallying behind a student who lost a spot at a white-shoe law firm for defending Hamas, saying the firm's decision to rescind their offer constitutes "violence.""

I'll take it under advisement. Now GTFO.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 07:06 PM (bBdPQ)

195 How deep do you place a bomb shelter, that could survive a nuke?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 18, 2023 07:06 PM (7oo37)

196 ...and never have to worry about actually governing
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 07:03 PM (hqTsx)

What "actual governing" did the fag McCarthy accomplish? I must have missed it when I blinked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:07 PM (gctFn)

197 Then BarterTown!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:02 PM (5xURv)

Ugh!
Beat me by 1 minute.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 07:07 PM (AbL8c)

198 188 Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (63Dwl)


Have they told him?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 07:05 PM (5xURv)
----
Shucks. Gonna have to miss it...Will be otherwise engaged in deep discussions with Morons...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 18, 2023 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

199 There is no "strategy" necessary. Fuck McCarthy. He failed. Oh no! The Grand Old Party can't uselessly swat at a globetrotter shot from the three point line anymore! Woe unto us!

Fuck that.

The strategy is: No More Republican Party.

Fuck Trump. Fuck DeSantis. Fuck any asshole who wants to put an R next to their name.

"Oh noes, then the Democrats can govern unopposed!"

They already do. They just won't be able to put on as good of a show for the ticket holders, that's all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:07 PM (9UlRk)

200 Pick handle is the proper instrument.
Posted by: Buford Pusser at October 18, 2023 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

'Try that in a small town' doesn't apply to Tennessee. The small towns are or were more crooked than DC.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:08 PM (WC7c+)

201 "Bill Kristol came up to Anton with a smile and with his hand extended for a shake. As if they were Best Budz who were just having a play-fight on the internet for clicks and giggles."

I Would have more respect for Anton if he throat punched Kristol. That's what I call "literal violence".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 07:08 PM (bBdPQ)

202 I miss the Girls of Ace Of Spades!

Cake girl
Pole Vault girl
Aussie Sprinter girl
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (5xURv)


________________

Those were the days.

Posted by: Carroll O'Connor at October 18, 2023 07:08 PM (RilAR)

203 Oh! it's soooo scary out here in the real world without a big, bad Speaker Asshole Of The House looking out for me!

What ever shall I do? I am lost at sea with no way home, no federal checks coming my way, no bribes, graft or whores to spend my time with.

Woe Unto Me!

The horror, the horror...

Posted by: GOPe Wet Tacos at October 18, 2023 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

204 199 How deep do you place a bomb shelter, that could survive a nuke?
------------
Start your planning here:
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:08 PM (krqg6)

205 ...and never have to worry about actually governing
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 07:03 PM (hqTsx)

What "actual governing" did the fag McCarthy accomplish? I must have missed it when I blinked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:07 PM (gctFn)

I think 'governing' is here pronounced 'betraying the party by working with the Democrats'. Enough GOP were pissed enough to boot McCarthy.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

206 The Pubbie house is amazing. How long were they aware that Gaetz was, in all probability, going to be successful at removing Suck-McCarthy? And not one of them or a group of them moved to organize any form of leadership toward a new speaker.
Amorphous they are.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (DveAR)

207 Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (63Dwl)


Probably heard about the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (uSHSS)

208 He and the other muppets in the "freedom caucus" would actually prefer the GOP was in minority forever since then they can just yell and scream and never have to worry about actually governing
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 07:03 PM (hqTsx)


Yes, it really is a disaster not to have McCarthy implementing ever last detail of the Democrat agenda himself. Woe is you!

Posted by: spindrift at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (ZXWBt)

209 " ‘Horrific’: 189 Bodies Found And Removed From Colorado ‘Green’ Funeral Home"

That's the problem with sending your loved one's remains to a place that won't use fossil-fuel powered excavators to do the digging.

They have to wait until they can find strong enough soi-bois to person the shovels.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (ou9hh)

210 Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (63Dwl)


Have they told him?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

NOT A JOKE, FAT!

Posted by: unattended Biden at October 18, 2023 07:10 PM (7F2YU)

211 I shook Kristol’s hand once. It was like shaking a big fat oily bone.
Posted by: SomeAsshole at October 18, 2023 06:48 PM
(V/jVi)
I saw Fat Oily Bone open for DR John the Night Tripper at the grand opening of the new Noleans meat packing plant parking lot and Swap Shop in 78'

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 18, 2023 07:11 PM (YyRSv)

212 About beginning when will Rashida Tlaib be indicted multiple times? She's a lawyer & experienced politician, so the rule of law and ramifications of stoking hatred should be familiar.

BTW, Tlaib's her ex's last name. Her parents were Palestinian immigrants. She was born in the U.S., the oldest of 14.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their ememies at October 18, 2023 07:11 PM (GshMh)

213 Bang, bang Lula
Lula's back in charge
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:02 PM (DveAR)

Some girls work in factories
Some girls work in stores
Lula works in Saõ Paulo
With forty other whores

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:11 PM (9UlRk)

214 "This is currently the scene in the Cannon House Office building, which has been taken over by pro-Hamas demonstrators."

The people who just murdered, raped and burnt to death unarmed men, women and children. Then kidnapped the rest to torture them in Gaza. Nice crowd. I see the Capital Police are useless unless there is a real threat like Republicans.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 07:11 PM (bBdPQ)

215 So, where do I buy my Pedo Joe speech BINGO card for tomorrow night?

Posted by: Beartooth at October 18, 2023 07:12 PM (E5KZ+)

216 Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (DveAR)

McCarthy had promises from Pelosi and other Dems that they would thwart any attempt by Gaetz to remove him. They didn't think they needed a back up ready to go.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:12 PM (WC7c+)

217 governing = vacationing instead of working on a budget and multiple appropriation bills, then jamming through a CR at the stroke of midnight.

THAT is the hard work of governing

Posted by: Silent Mitch McConnell at October 18, 2023 07:12 PM (qS8WV)

218 The Pubbie house is amazing. How long were they aware that Gaetz was, in all probability, going to be successful at removing Suck-McCarthy? And not one of them or a group of them moved to organize any form of leadership toward a new speaker.
Amorphous they are.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (DveAR)

Look, no way McCarthy goes down without a pool of silent GOP partners willing to overcome any Dem defectors. But OK, the two obvious heads cancelled each other out. Time to look for a dark horse and vote him or her in.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:12 PM (eoQWY)

219
That's the problem with sending your loved one's remains to a place that won't use fossil-fuel powered excavators to do the digging.

They have to wait until they can find strong enough soi-bois to person the shovels.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (ou9hh)


If Jared Polis were to die suddenly, and his final rites were conducted at that facility, would he become Fruit Compost?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:13 PM (gctFn)

220 All Ages really...

RWNutjob
@Stickelliott
I'm twelve😂🤦‍♂️
Study shows beavers had a big influence on how people in the Stone Age lived

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 07:14 PM (TGPs7)

221 Then BarterTown!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Ugh!
Beat me by 1 minute.
Posted by: DaisyB
=====
Two Morons comment!
One Moron leaves!

Posted by: master blaster at October 18, 2023 07:14 PM (krqg6)

222 Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (63Dwl)


Probably heard about the TxMoMe.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2023 07:09 PM (uSHSS


Our national nightmare is about to commence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 18, 2023 07:14 PM (guGkK)

223 I'm not watching Thursday night football or the Retard.

Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2023 07:14 PM (OUiUM)

224 McCarthy had promises from Pelosi and other Dems that they would thwart any attempt by Gaetz to remove him. They didn't think they needed a back up ready to go.
Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:12 PM (WC7c+)
----
I think I see the flaw in McCarthy's oh-so-brilliant plan. Anyone who trusts the Dems not to stab them in the back deserves what they get.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 18, 2023 07:15 PM (BpYfr)

225 I have nothing to add, but when I do, just for emphasis, I will conclude all my comments with .."and this could quickly lead to WW3".

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2023 07:15 PM (Cus5s)

226 Why won't GOP house members in seats that overwhelming voted for Biden, support Jim Jordan for speaker.
LMFAO.
Give yourself an uppercut for being dumber than a box of hammers
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 07:12 PM (hqTsx)

What GOPer comes from an overwhelming blue district. Get out of town with that action. I wish self preservation was something GOP people actually did, they might be responsive to the electorate.

Keep using those hammers.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

227 Why won't GOP house members in seats that overwhelming voted for Biden, support Jim Jordan for speaker.
LMFAO.
Give yourself an uppercut for being dumber than a box of hammers
Posted by: John Boehner laughing at October 18, 2023 07:12 PM (hqTsx)

So just switch to Democrat party you fucking dishonest fucking grifters.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 18, 2023 07:16 PM (RilAR)

228 Do you want to support the NFL, who hates you and wants you dead, or a president who hates you and wants you dead?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 07:16 PM (NyXav)

229 To secure the speakership, McCarthy made several promises, chief among them was no more CRs. He had a year to work on that. Had he done that, he’d still be speaker. Simple as that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 07:16 PM (u73oe)

230 187 Who cares. Burn it down.
Posted by: BurtTC

Ok, then what?
Posted by: redridinghood

Piss on the ashes and salt where it stood.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2023 07:04 PM (Y2tls)


I'm detecting a distinct lack of stone-scattering among the steps listed, here. Do better, Morons.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 18, 2023 07:16 PM (DTX3h)

231 Relax, everyone.


President Biden
@POTUS
Let me make myself clear:
The vast majority of Palestinians are not Hamas.
And Hamas does not represent the Palestinian people.

-
Also we've conquered inflation and the economy is fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2023 07:17 PM (FVME7)

232 Remember, Trump won nearly all of the bellweather counties.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 18, 2023 07:17 PM (NyXav)

233 >>Projecting Strength, yo! America is back, baby!

Yeah, to about 2003.

War what is it good for?

Mys Banks Account Son.

--
The Meat Puppet and his Merry Band of Uniparty Simps.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2023 07:17 PM (XV/Pl)

234 Sundowner will tell us how he had best friends of a Jewish and Palestinian kid.

Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2023 07:17 PM (fwDg9)

235 Do those lawyers actually wear white shoes? Sounds kinda clowny.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:18 PM (63Dwl)

236 Do you want to support the NFL, who hates you and wants you dead, or a president who hates you and wants you dead?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist


What's this 'or' shit, kemosloppy?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:18 PM (IG4Id)

237 Tony Ventura Blvd in San Fernando valley suffers over a dozen skel arson fires, and oh the diversity of the arrested.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (vx43x)

238 Biden: Shutup! Make your lives easier. More than 9 days have passed. /sar

And Lew becomes the Ambassador or all Republicans in Congress will be picking sh*t with the chickens. My word as a Biden.*

* likely true.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their ememies at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (GshMh)

239 President Biden
@POTUS
Let me make myself clear:
The vast majority of Palestinians are not Hamas.
And Hamas does not represent the Palestinian people. ---


Hamas literally represent the Palestinians in Gaza.

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (WC7c+)

240
Anton refused to shake his hand, and told him why.



Should have held his right hand in a death grip and sent in an overhand left to cave in the right side of Billy K's face.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (n+4am)

241 -
Also we've conquered inflation and the economy is fine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2023 07:17 PM (FVME7)

And you all get a pony for Christmas!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (gctFn)

242
Sundowner will tell us how he had best friends of a Jewish and Palestinian kid.
Posted by: Skip


They were kissing each other in 1959.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (63Dwl)

243 Companies should ban hiring from NYU for a couple of years. Also, any government guaranteed student loans to NYU should be blocked from any forgiveness and banned from renewal.

Posted by: william ferrin at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (nYdXc)

244 Hamas literally represent the Palestinians in Gaza.
Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (WC7c+)

Preciously Democratically.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:20 PM (9UlRk)

245 resident Biden
@POTUS
Let me make myself clear:
The vast majority of Palestinians are not Hamas.
And Hamas does not represent the Palestinian people.

-
Also we've conquered inflation and the economy is fine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2023 07:17 PM (FVME7)

Of course Hamas represents the Palestinian People in Gaza. They GOT ELECTED to do so. That's how even pseudo governments work.

Of course they quit holding any more elections after that and are oppressing the locals badly, but somehow that doesn't matter to these freedom loving supporters of Democracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

246 Fearless Leader speaks!

https://tinyurl.com/jr54pf5e

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2023 07:20 PM (FVME7)

247 And you all get a pony for Christmas!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (gctFn)

———-

A pony? It’s about fucking time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 07:20 PM (u73oe)

248 Universities must pay a windfall profits tax on their excessive gains since they raised tuition after Obama guaranteed their student loans.

Posted by: william ferrin at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (nYdXc)

249 I miss the Girls of Ace Of Spades!

Cake girl
Pole Vault girl
Aussie Sprinter girl
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (5xURv)
.......

Wii Fit Girl
Jiggle Tits McGee

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

250 he vast majority of Palestinians are not Hamas.

==

Fine, PLO and Islamic Jihad.

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (V13WU)

251 Do those lawyers actually wear white shoes? Sounds kinda clowny.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2023 07:18 PM (63Dwl)


You need real fast sneakers to catch those ambulances.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (gctFn)

252 234 Sundowner will tell us how he had best friends of a Jewish and Palestinian kid.

Posted by: Skip
---

He was born there why not?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (DveAR)

253 Leading the Republican party is like herding feral cats with a laser pointer.

Leading the Democrat party is like herding sheep, but with a laser focused border collie.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (NpAcC)

254 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (u73oe)

255 @210

>>The Pubbie house is amazing.

The Pubbie house is a useless pile of dogshit.

Remember, Conservatives not supporting Moderates is literal terrorism, Moderates not supporting Conservatives is simply Principled Republicanism in search of a quality candidate.

Apparently Jim Jordan's lack of a jacket rubs the GOPe Hoi Paloi the wrong way.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 18, 2023 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

256 Tony Ventura Blvd in San Fernando valley suffers over a dozen skel arson fires, and oh the diversity of the arrested.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (vx43x)

Must be a different block than I am on.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

257 Bill Kristol has been declared an 'Honorary Democrat' and as such is granted the Democrat ability to re-define reality while addressing others. Therefore, while Mr. Kristol was writing his article, Mr. Anton was a NAZI. Later on, when they met at a cocktail party, Mr. Anton was no longer a NAZI although he was terribly gauche for bringing up the matter at that time and at that place and before that audience.

In the same manner, during Biden's speech, Secretary Blinken WAS a former Senator, and he did do whatever it was Biden thought he did. I sure it was incredibly insightful and totally relevant to whatever Biden was trying to say, but Biden's re-definition of reality reverts when his microphone is switched off at the end of his speech.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 18, 2023 07:22 PM (+yiaH)

258 Jiggle Tits McGee
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

Fucking hell, dude, why would you even mention Jonah Goldberg in this context? That's gross

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:22 PM (9UlRk)

259 And you all get a pony for Christmas!

Fried chicken and watermelon for Kwanzaa!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 07:23 PM (vx43x)

260 To secure the speakership, McCarthy made several promises, chief among them was no more CRs. He had a year to work on that. Had he done that, he’d still be speaker. Simple as that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 18, 2023 07:16 PM (u73oe)

That's fine and dandy and I do not disagree with that logic. HOWEVER they had not plan to replace him?

Kinda like a baseball team getting rid of a substandard ShortStop but no plan to replace him with anything better.

And now we are stuck with?????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2023 07:23 PM (PQ4m2)

261 Universities must pay a windfall profits tax on their excessive gains since they raised tuition after Obama guaranteed their student loans.
Posted by: william ferrin at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (nYdXc)

Put a ceiling on the endowments and tax the rest unless spent on actual infrastructure in 5 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

262 Remember the entire process was goi g back to regular order. The bills are still broken up and the amendment process was made more liberal. The Elmer Fudd Caucus got the chance for everyone to vote on whatever they wanted. They were failing in some of those votes and there's lot to blame on returning to regular order, and shit that wasn't popular with the majority, to blame on the slow process. The members also wanted to adjourn instead of working. Not sure how you can blame all
of that on McCarthy. Then when it came to a CR which was inevitable, McCarthy put the Fudd Caucus CR up for a vote. It failed because Gaetz and his team of assholes voted it down. I wasn't a big McCarthy fan, but I think he was trying to do all he could within reason. Nobody gets 100% of what they want in DC. But a small bunch of mouth breathing idiots think they can. Now the whole thing is a clusterfuck. I don't blame McCarthy. He's a back seater now and things have gotten worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (bBdPQ)

263 231 Relax, everyone.


President Biden
@POTUS
Let me make myself clear:
The vast majority of Palestinians are not Hamas.
And Hamas does not represent the Palestinian people.

-
Also we've conquered inflation and the economy is fine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2023 07:17 PM (FVME7)

He's doing the Obama thing.

"Let me make myself clear."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (eYoxG)

264 Those damn kids ! When have they ever been right ? Vietnam?
Iraq?
Afghanistan?
Posted by: Paul at October 18, 2023 07:19 PM (LEUIY)

Wrong all three times. Self fulfilling prophecy brought to you by American hating liberals .

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (WC7c+)

265 A pony? It’s about fucking time.
-----------
Is it the Pride of Warsaw??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (krqg6)

266 "Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot"

I'm looking forward to him reminding us the greatest threat to our security is climate change.

Posted by: Ripley at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (PTDkx)

267 Must be a different block than I am on.

Think it's Sherman oaks.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (vx43x)

268 The vast majority of Palestinians are not Hamas.
.......

If true, they would have got rid of the assholes long ago.

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

269 That's fine and dandy and I do not disagree with that logic. HOWEVER they had not plan to replace him?

Kinda like a baseball team getting rid of a substandard ShortStop but no plan to replace him with anything better.

And now we are stuck with?????
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2023 07:23 PM (PQ4m2)

The plan was to vote in another person. The process is under way. If there was a solid universally loved candidate then McCarthy wouldn't have been voted in originally.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

270 Biden to address nation tomorrow night at 8 pm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


"Listen, you dog-faced pony soldiers, Cornpop was a bad dude. I grew up in a shtetl , so I know what gefilte fish tastes like. You feel? That's what the kids say. At least when I get up close an' an', any way..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:25 PM (IG4Id)

271 fuck... nood.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2023 07:25 PM (IG4Id)

272 "Let me make myself clear."
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (eYoxG)

Who's stopping you, cockbreath?

(Shitpants. Not you. Obvies.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:26 PM (9UlRk)

273 The Pubbie house is amazing.
---
I enjoy an odd pint at the Pubbie house. The RINO' Draught. l think that's the name.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 18, 2023 07:26 PM (AbL8c)

274 Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (bBdPQ)

How has it gotten worse?

Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:26 PM (WC7c+)

275 IIRC, it took 15 votes to get McCarthy.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:26 PM (krqg6)

276 195 How deep do you place a bomb shelter, that could survive a nuke?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 18, 2023 07:06 PM (7oo37)

who wants to survive? Take me home Lord.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2023 07:26 PM (S6gqv)

277 New York Post
@nypost
Victoria’s Secret ditches prioritizing wokeness over ‘sexiness’ after sales drop

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Sex! Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (FVME7)

278 The vast majority of Palestinians are not Hamas.
.......

If true, they would have got rid of the assholes long ago.
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

all the guns are on the Hamas side for humanitarianly controlling the population.

I'm sure large fractions hate the Israelis as a lifestyle but it isn't like the rest have the freedom to speak on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (eoQWY)

279 https://www.westsidecurrent.com/valley
/woman-detained-in-connection
-with-suspicious-fires-in-sherman-oaks-area
/article_6afc4e8c-6e00-11ee-a918-4769c7dcbf53.html

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 07:27 PM (vx43x)

280 "How has it gotten worse?
Posted by: Drive By at October 18, 2023 07:26 PM (WC7c+)"

How about you go a watch the Schoolhouse Rock episode about how Congress works. Then read a few books. Because the idiotic trolling is tiresome.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (bBdPQ)

281
You need real fast sneakers to catch those ambulances.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (gctFn)



Don't forget to keep a string of sausages to distract the occasional German Shepherd...

Posted by: Roland T Flakfizer at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (n+4am)

282 Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (bBdPQ)
******
Spot on.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (NpAcC)

283 >>>Kinda like a baseball team getting rid of a substandard ShortStop but no plan to replace him with anything better.

And now we are stuck with?????

Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Kinda stupid of the team not to huddle up.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (DveAR)

284 >>>Wii Fit Girl

Posted by: wth at October 18, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

=======

Crap. I went with Cake girl. Trebek? I'd like to change my answer.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (JfxgE)

285 Why didn't I think of that?

SECKS!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (vx43x)

286 Yes, the Café is openly nood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:28 PM (krqg6)

287 Bring sexy back !

Posted by: runner at October 18, 2023 07:29 PM (V13WU)

288 I don't blame McCarthy. He's a back seater now and things have gotten worse.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (bBdPQ)

It was his JOB to keep his promises and not collude with the enemy, and he failed. If you let him get away with that, you can't hold anyone to account for anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

289 140 I miss the Girls of Ace Of Spades!

Cake girl
Pole Vault girl
Aussie Sprinter girl
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 18, 2023 06:53 PM (5xURv)

How can you lave off Tri-Corner Hat Girl

You people...sometimes. it's like I don't know you anymore.

***shakes head sadly***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 18, 2023 07:31 PM (CCSxw)

290 Also, let's be careful with that word "hate". I hate Belgians and South Carolinians, but, i mean, come on, one can just keep that to themselves, you know? You people just go suck at life over there, and I'll be over here being not there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2023 07:32 PM (9UlRk)

291 >>>It was his JOB to keep his promises and not collude with the enemy, and he failed. If you let him get away with that, you can't hold anyone to account for anything.

Posted by: Oldcat
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He also made backchannel deals with Biden and Pelosi.
If he were a Democrat, Nancy would have him booted out.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:32 PM (DveAR)

292 The plan was to vote in another person. The process is under way. If there was a solid universally loved candidate then McCarthy wouldn't have been voted in originally.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 18, 2023 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

There is no plan. they are winging it by the seat of their pants and making us all look like fools which MAY affect the 2024 Election. And of course there is not universally loved candidate, which is why they should have left well enough alone since there is NO acceptable candidate. And the further this goes on, the ONLY ones it benefits are the democrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 18, 2023 07:32 PM (PQ4m2)

293 266 A pony? It’s about fucking time.
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Is it the Pride of Warsaw??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 18, 2023 07:24 PM (krqg6)

Have you watched the movie War Horse? It is a few years old and I highly recommend it. The screen play is very well written.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 18, 2023 07:33 PM (YyRSv)

294 I’m watching Ghost Ship on AMC. But with the sound off, as the wife is sleeping on the couch next to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 18, 2023 08:44 PM (JrojV)

295 If he were a Democrat, Nancy would have him booted out.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 18, 2023 07:32 PM (DveAR)

Ding Ding Ding!

We have a contender for comment of the week.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2023 09:49 PM (3Gtis)

296
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Liberals Replace Star Of David On 'Coexist' Sticker With Hamas Paraglider https://buff.ly/45DLq6f

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 18, 2023 09:52 PM (TGPs7)

297 "Bill Kristol @BillKristol

"I came to D.C. to work in the Reagan Administration because (to oversimplify) it was pro-Constitution, pro-U.S. global leadership, pro-military, pro-Israel, pro-democratic capitalism, and pro-American dream. And that's why I now support the Biden Administration and Democrats."

"Because I now oppose all of those policies."

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at October 18, 2023 10:04 PM (oMkPq)

298 Yeah, so fuckin what....I hate wrecker assholes, welfare queens, fat on our dollars,queers, baby rapers and illegal assholes sucking down our welfare and filling our Emergency rooms. I am at the point of no return. No quarter given, no consideration, , no humanity. FUCK YOU AND DIE. WRECKERS.

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