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The FDA Has the Results of a Study Into Myocarditis Caused by the Vaccine.
But They Won't Let the Public See Those Results.
Plus: GAINZZZ

You paid for this study -- but you can't see it.

I'm sure that means that there's no connection between the non-vaccinating vaccine and myocarditis, huh?

The FDA still lists the studies they required as "ongoing," but when asked the FDA admits that they have the results in hand. They just won't let anybody see them.

The Epoch Times:

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has received results from two studies of subclinical heart inflammation following Moderna COVID-19 vaccination, but is refusing to release them to the public--at least for now.

FDA officials in January 2022 directed Moderna to run three prospective studies on subclinical myocarditis, or heart inflammation without symptoms, after COVID-19 booster vaccination. One study, mRNA-1273-P204, would examine the incidence of subclinical myocarditis in children aged 6 months through 11 years. Another, mRNA-1273-P203, would examine the incidence in adolescents aged 12 years through 17 years. The third, mRNA-1273-P301, would examine the incidence in adults.

Moderna has shared the results of the P203 study with the FDA, an FDA spokeswoman told The Epoch Times in an email. But she declined to provide them. To obtain the results, she said, The Epoch Times would need to request them under the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA).

Epoch Times submitted the FOIA requests, but the FDA refuses to release the information.


Jessica Adams, a former FDA officer, asked for the P301 study results in July. She requested quick processing because, according to cardiologists, subclinical myocarditis can result in serious problems. She cited a recent study that discovered some sudden deaths in South Korea were caused by myocarditis, even though no inflammation was detected until autopsy.

The matter "represents an urgent and imminent threat to young people who may be mandated to take this vaccine," Ms. Adams told the FDA.

A number of U.S. colleges have required COVID-19 vaccination for attendance. Some are requiring the newest version of the shots from Moderna, Pfizer, and Novavax, even though they were authorized with human data from just 50 people.

The FDA rejected the bid for quick processing.

"You have not demonstrated a compelling need that involves an imminent threat to the life or physical safety of an individual," Sarah Kotler, an FDA FOIA official, told Ms. Adams. "Neither have you demonstrated that there exists an urgency to inform the public concerning actual or alleged federal government activity."

Strom draws the obvious conclusions:

We can all be pretty certain that if the results were "Hey, no problem, everything is cool with the vax," we would have seen the results immediately. This is pretty good evidence that the results are something that looks quite a bit different, although I admit this is only speculation.

But it is speculation based on years of experience being gaslit by our public health establishment. They seem allergic to telling us the truth.

City Journal reminds us of just how corrupt the our Health Lords have been throughout this.

In dozens of interviews, dating to the start of the pandemic, Fauci, Collins, and others expressed bland assurances that the new virus must have spilled into the human population from a wild animal. The idea that the Wuhan Institute might have been involved was dismissed as "just a conspiracy theory," in Fauci's words. But the recently disclosed communications reveal that behind the scenes, many of the world's top virologists worried that the SARS-CoV-2 virus had leaked from the Wuhan lab. Worse, some feared that its terrifying transmissibility might be due to genetic manipulation.

The panic started in late January 2020, soon after a brave Chinese scientist published the full genome of the SARS-CoV-2 virus, allowing researchers to see just what they were up against. Swarms of anxious emails flew between experts around the world, many directed to or including Fauci and other U.S. officials. On January 31, Kristian Andersen, a prominent virologist with Scripps Research, emailed Fauci that "Some of the features (potentially) look engineered." In another email, Andersen fretted that "the lab escape version of this is just so friggin' likely to have happened because they were already doing this type of work and the molecular data is fully consistent with that scenario."

On February 1, Fauci and about a dozen leading scientists discussed the question on a conference call. It remains unclear just what was said on that call, but overnight the group began working to discredit the very idea of a lab leak, which Andersen suddenly began calling one of the "main crackpot theories going around at the moment." Fauci suggested that Andersen and several others produce a scientific paper making the case for a natural origin and putting to rest any fears that the virus had leaked from a lab. That paper, "The Proximal Origin of SARS-CoV-2," appeared in Nature on March 17, 2020. Its authors didn't just lean toward the theory that Covid spilled over from some animal species; they categorically rejected any other approach, writing, "we do not believe that any type of laboratory-based scenario is plausible."

In later interviews and testimony, Andersen, Fauci, and others maintained that their sudden embrace of the zoonotic-origin thesis was simply the scientific process at work. But the newly uncovered texts and emails show that, even as they worked on a paper dismissing the lab-leak possibility, many of these scientists still thought it highly likely. One "Proximal Origin" coauthor wrote that, given the research that had been going on at Wuhan, "we have a nightmare of circumstantial evidence to assess." Another noted that the virus "seems to have been pre-adapted for human spread since the get go." And, contrary to Fauci's public insistence that the Wuhan lab work didn't merit the label "gain-of-function," the same scientists routinely described the Wuhan research using that term. "It's not crackpot to suggest this could have happened," yet another "Proximal Origin" coauthor wrote on Slack, "given the Gain of Function research we know is happening." Most damningly, in a February 2020 email, Fauci himself wrote, "scientists in Wuhan University are known to have been working on gain-of-function experiments" involving bat viruses.

When the "Proximal Origin" paper came out, Fauci and Collins greeted it as if it had spontaneously emerged from a group of disinterested, independent researchers. In a letter posted on the NIH website, Collins wrote, "this study leaves little room to refute a natural origin for Covid-19. And that's a good thing because it allows us to keep focused on what really matters: observing good hygiene, practicing social distancing, and supporting . . . dedicated health-care professionals and researchers." Collins's happy talk was part of a pattern: NIH and NIAID officials would do almost anything to keep the public from asking about the origins of Covid. They much preferred to concentrate on telling the American public how to behave.

Of course, the "Proximal Origin" paper did not emerge spontaneously. As journalist David Zweig writes, "Fauci and Collins were so closely involved with the paper that in internal communications among the paper's five authors they referred to the pair as the 'Bethesda Boys'." The digital trail strongly suggests that the Bethesda Boys pushed the team to be more emphatic in rejecting the possibility of a laboratory origin (though there was then no solid evidence for or against either scenario). And the scientist-authors themselves were hardly disinterested. Virus labs are expensive operations, and the NIH and NIAID control more than $1 billion in grant money. Andersen, for example, had an $8.9 million NIAID grant pending at the time. Fauci signed off on it two months after "Proximal Origin" was published.

From Shellenberger's Public, remember that story about the CIA bribing its experts -- six of seven who favored the lab leak theory -- to change their findings to protect China and Fauci?


The former director of the US National Institute for Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), Dr. Anthony Fauci, who led the US government's response to the coronavirus pandemic, visited CIA headquarters to "influence" its review of COVID-19 origins, the House Oversight Committee reported yesterday.

Last month, Committee Chair Brad Wenstrup made headlines when he revealed that seven CIA analysts "with significant scientific expertise" on the agency's COVID-19 Discovery Team (CDT) received performance bonuses after changing a report to downplay concerns about a possible lab origin of the virus.

Now, a months-long investigation by Racket and Public, which included interviews with the CIA whistleblower behind last month's revelations and others in a position to know, reveals that Fauci not only visited the CIA but also pushed the controversial "Proximal Origin of SARS CoV-2" paper, published by Nature Medicine, in meetings at the State Department and the White House.

As you know, Fauci is the hidden, secret author-in-fact of this paper -- or let's call him the "producer" of this work, as he ordered it into being and shepherded its creation -- and gave $8.9 million in grants to its disclosed authors, but pretended he just came across this random paper written by people he totes didn't know. You know all that. I won't belabor that point.


Now, the new information from multiple sources, including a CIA whistleblower, a senior government investigator, and a senior official, suggests a broad effort by Fauci to go agency by agency, from the White House to the State Department to the CIA, in an effort to steer government officials away from looking into the possibility that COVID-19 escaped from a lab.

"Fauci's expert opinions were a significant consideration and were part of our classified assessment," said the CIA whistleblower, a decorated and long-serving CIA officer with expertise in Asia. "His opinion substantially altered the conclusions that were subsequently drawn."

Fauci had reasons to push scientists and intelligence analysts to believe the virus had a zoonotic origin since his agency had issued a grant to fund research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) in China.

The Wenstrup press release noted that the whistleblower's information suggested Fauci was escorted in "without record of entry." According to the CIA whistleblower, the CIA purposely did not "badge" Fauci in and out of the building so as to hide any record that he had been there.

"Fauci came to our building, to promote the natural origin of the virus," the CIA whistleblower said. "He knew what was going on. I mean, you see all the redacted documents that are coming out. He was covering his ass and he was trying to do it with the Intel community... I know he came multiple times and he was treated like a rockstar by the Weapons and Counter Proliferation Mission Center. And, he pushed the Kristian Anderson paper."

That is, the Proximal Origins paper which Fauci was the secret author-in-fact of.

[T]he sources all describe Fauci using the "Proximal Origin" paper to dismiss the lab leak theory and stress the natural origin theory to various government investigators and through informal rather than formal channels. These claims are supported by the testimony of "Proximal Origin" authors Kristian Andersen of Scripps Research and Robert Garry of Tulane University. Both men told Congress last summer that they consulted to intelligence agencies, including the CIA.

Grant records show that Andersen had a multi-million dollar NIH grant proposal pending while he wrote "Proximal Origin." Fauci's oversight of the paper and the fact that he had an authors' grant on his desk put him in a clear position of power over scientists' conclusions.

In 2022, the CIA revisited its origins investigation, according to the whistleblower. In one meeting that year, Fauci berated a CIA analyst who expressed the view that COVID came from a lab, according to the whistleblower. Six out of seven analysts concluded that a lab leak was most likely.

But then, after the intervention of senior agency personnel, the CIA changed its assessment of COVID's origin from lab leak to unknown, said the whistleblower. The CIA gave the analysts "Exceptional Performance Awards" that came with cash bonuses.

Russell Brand speaks with Matt Taibbi (who cowrote the article just excerpted) here. Brand introduces Matt Taibbi as a "so-called journalist," in honor of the title Democrats gave him when he testified to Congress.

Rand Paul: Everything these evil rats were saying publicly, they were saying the opposite behind closed doors.


"Everything that Anthony Fauci and his cohorts, these other virologists were saying publicly, they were saying the opposite privately," Paul said. "Then it turns out that many of the people that were appointed to be part of this all had quiet interests that they weren't willing to reveal. Including Anthony Fauci. When I asked him directly under oath whether or not he was receiving royalties from any of the companies manufacturing vaccines, he refused to answer. When I asked him whether anybody on the committee was receiving royalties he lashed out and accused me of something but would never answer the question."


"So there really are some big, big questions and some reforms that should be obvious to everybody," Paul said. "You shouldn't be allowed to be voting on a committee if you're receiving money from the companies that are going to make billions of dollars because of your decision. We have uncovered a lot of conflicts of interest here. There's much to be done. I've referred Anthony Fauci twice for criminal prosecution by the Department of Justice. As you know, Merrick Garland will probably not go down in history as the most objective of Attorneys General. So I don't have much luck. But other than prosecuting Anthony Fauci, it is important to remember that the truth be told and that people see the evidence laid out as that this virus did come from a lab. It came from gain of function research that we were funding, that Anthony Fauci was funded."

Video at the link.

Flying squirrel makes an improvised home gym:

GAINZZZ: You got 'em?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 20, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)

2 And gray news indeed....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 20, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)

3 We’re still obligated to listen to and follow their every guideline right?

Asking for a vaccinated friend.

Posted by: Rex B at October 20, 2023 05:43 PM (tQW7H)

4 GAINZZ-wise...I've been in IF for the last two or three weeks. I don't think I've lost a ton of weight but I feel better and my jeans fit a bit better. Best to keep that going as long as I can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 20, 2023 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

5 Calm down!

We were compiling the results.

But we had to stop.

A pipe broke.

We'll resume calculating in the morning.

Posted by: FDA at October 20, 2023 05:44 PM (OaZlZ)

6 That happens when it's two much good news.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 20, 2023 05:45 PM (ytSiK)

7 Anybody going to do anything.

What it boils down to is the Federal government is responsible for millions of deaths. Vulnerable older people did die from COVID.

It’s a completely illegitimate organization.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 20, 2023 05:46 PM (cMXNt)

8 FDA. GFY. DIAF.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2023 05:46 PM (OX9vb)

9 I think the fact that only 2% of Americans have gotten the new "boosters" shows that most people, even most leftists, are wary and not buying it.

Which is amazing, really, that the people despite the constant gaslighting are not signing on.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 20, 2023 05:46 PM (AxRGS)

10 Flying squirrel had me convinced several times.

Posted by: huerfano at October 20, 2023 05:46 PM (Q4KYm)

11 Gainz! 217 from 355lbs. 34" waist from 52" under the gut. 16" biceps and neck, 46" chest. Working out 90+ minutes per day, weights and walking/running. Signed up for local Marine Corps league 5k next Sat the 28th. Body fat at 15% according to fancy new scale. Revised goal is 200 lbs and 8% body fat. Been off Ozempic since July too (after 12 weeks) due to A1C being down to 4.5 and have maintained progress.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 20, 2023 05:47 PM (JeP3u)

12 I'm not good a searching for past threads and my better half wants another pair of shoes.
Does anyone have suggestions for alternatives to Zeroshoes.com?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 20, 2023 05:49 PM (O1KfM)

13 Are masks still a thing? Gained a new hip which was installed this monday and outside of the sawbones and nurses no one was wearing a mask at the aid station.

I remember when the mask thing drove a few people over the cliff and beyond...never to return.

New hip feels great, no pain. All I need now is a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range and get back to working out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2023 05:49 PM (R/m4+)

14 Been off Ozempic since July too (after 12 weeks) due to A1C being down to 4.5 and have maintained progress.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 20, 2023 05:47 PM (JeP3u)

Awesome! My big worry about those drugs is people having to stay on them until death to keep whatever benefits they provide.

Posted by: Catherine at October 20, 2023 05:50 PM (ZSsrh)

15 Posted by: Farmer Bob

Those are great GAINZZZ!
Congrats and good luck on your new goals.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 20, 2023 05:50 PM (O1KfM)

16 Impressive, Farmer Bob!

Now that the yard and garden and canning are all done for this year, I am going back to a four-day-a-week program, along with daily calisthenics interspersed in my work day.

I'm still pudgy around the middle, but working out makes me hungry, so.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2023 05:55 PM (OX9vb)

17 14- I'm with you there- have adopted (really readopted) new (old) lifestyle. After Mrs. Bob abandoned us, I realized I had been miserable and trying to eat myself to death for the last 5 hellish years. Now I'm back to the person I am/supposed to be. I should and do carry myself like an officer of Marines with compartment and military bearing. Not sure how I let myself become the fat, 3x sweatpants and croc-wearing pussy of a womanly man I became- but that slob is dead and gone forever.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 20, 2023 05:56 PM (JeP3u)

18 Farmer Bob--I have been following your story. So proud that you have found yourself again. Bless you and your girls.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 20, 2023 05:57 PM (fTtFy)

19 It's good to be a pureblood. I do feel some empathy for individuals who lost loved ones who took the fagcines. Yet Trump still says it's his greatest accomplishment...? Think about that. For the pushers of the fagcines, Vlad the Impaler had the right idea.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 20, 2023 05:59 PM (9VZ9T)

20 11 Gainz! 217 from 355lbs. 34" waist from 52" under the gut. 16" biceps and neck, 46" chest. Working out 90+ minutes per day, weights and walking/running. Signed up for local Marine Corps league 5k next Sat the 28th. Body fat at 15% according to fancy new scale. Revised goal is 200 lbs and 8% body fat. Been off Ozempic since July too (after 12 weeks) due to A1C being down to 4.5 and have maintained progress.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 20, 2023 05:47 PM (JeP3u)

Bob, those aren't Gainz. That is GAINZZZZ!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 20, 2023 05:59 PM (qynE+)

21 That flying squirrel should get an Oscar! What acting! Brilliant!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 20, 2023 05:59 PM (XMwZJ)

22 They wont show the results cuz they don't want to embarrass those right wing antivaxers. They are just being considerate.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 20, 2023 06:00 PM (R8Jig)

23 I've been a bit lax in my Keto eating lately - especially today as I fully embraced Oktoberfest at the local KoC hall today. Good bier, good music and slamming Wienerschnitzel. Red cabbage, spätzle and some killer applesauce of all things. Back to digging stumps tomorrow to begin working this all off.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2023 06:02 PM (bBdPQ)

24 Also, Eating Season is nearly upon us.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2023 06:04 PM (OX9vb)

25 The FDA Has the Results of a Study Into Myocarditis Caused by the Vaccine.
But They Won't Let the Public See Those Results.

----------------

You plebes don't deserve the truth.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 20, 2023 06:05 PM (3JfbU)

26 And their myriad crimes against humanity, from forcing experimental, gene-altering vaccinations on those with demonstrably no risk from Covid, to hiding obvious natural immunity, to suppressing life saving treatments, to hyping every "mutation" as another deadly plague, to assuming unlimited government emergency powers in the name of Zero Covid, to stunting the development of a whole generation of children, to destroying or election system for "the pandemic", to absurd and enforced ritual shaming/mask wearing, lying about the vaccine stopping transmission, etc etc... will all be subsumed into the Big Obfuscation of "Well I Guess Trump Rushed the Vaccines."

Posted by: Zek at October 20, 2023 06:06 PM (lcQJG)

27 You can't handle the truth

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2023 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

28 T

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2023 06:09 PM (4XSSh)

29 Interesting...

I had a yearly physical yesterday with a new internist. She spent a lot of time with me, and talked about the various vaccines that are available for people of a certain age (I'm almost 29). She was definitely pushing them. She asked whether I was vaccinated against Covid and asked about the boosters. I said no boosters, and she moved on without a word.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2023 06:12 PM (3Gtis)

30 Fuck you, they sneered.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2023 06:14 PM (R4t5M)

31 Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 20, 2023 05:47 PM (JeP3u)

Wow...you are a f*cking stud!

[that's not sarcasm]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2023 06:17 PM (3Gtis)

32 TRUST THE SCIENCE!!

Oh wait, I mean never mind, science is racist.

Posted by: Montec at October 20, 2023 06:18 PM (bWsRe)

33 "But They Won't Let the Public See Those Results."

Well one eternal truism is that individuals and government will go to the ends of the earth to bury that which vindicates them of fault, error, or blame.

So kudos to the FDA. Heroes one and all.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 20, 2023 06:18 PM (aXxgO)

34 Movie night - The H-Man and The Battle in Outer Space.

Classic Japanese cinema.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2023 06:18 PM (I4iYW)

35 The fact that they will not release the results tells me all I need to know. Actually N/A for me because I never got the shot and put my hands in what God gave me to fight off viruses. Made the correct choice because never got that Wuhan Flu and zero heart problems.........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 20, 2023 06:19 PM (X++p7)

36 At my wellness exam in September, doc asked if I wanted a flu shot. I don't, but health facility I work for requires it, so I said, yes, but no Covid vaccine.

She said, "Oh, we don't have it, anyway.

I considered that progress.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2023 06:19 PM (OX9vb)

37 Stalin for President!

You know who really knew how to keep the bureaucrats in line? Josef Stalin.

Guilty or innocent? Didn't matter, you got retired to Siberia. Was it unfair? It sure cleared out the time serving hacks.

Can you imagine what would happen to the FBI or DOJ? Ask the MGB, which was "replaced" y the NKVD, which was in turn replaced by the KGB. Their predecessors all got the Tokarev Retirement Plan.

Imagine Stalin beholding the Pentagon? Stalin cleaned out 2/3 of the Russian Officers Corpse from 1936 to 1939. Fortunately for Zhukov, he was stationed in the Far East.

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2023 06:20 PM (p+XWA)

38 anyway, Happy Friday Horde.
Enjoy Boozy Friday. I know I will...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 20, 2023 06:21 PM (xcxpd)

39 If Dr F has pets at home, I wonder about diabolical experiments done upon them.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 20, 2023 06:22 PM (uB2D/)

40 Related?

Pfizer to price COVID treatment Paxlovid at $1,390 per course. Source: Reuters. Pfizer on Wednesday (PFE.N) said it will set the U.S. price for its COVID-19 antiviral treatment Paxlovid at nearly $1,400 per five-day course when it moves to commercial sales after government stocks run out, more than double what the government currently pays for it.

Paxlovid was shown to reduce hospitalizations and death by around 90% for unvaccinated people at risk for serious disease. In another trial, Pfizer was not able to show benefit for those considered at standard risk, including vaccinated patients.


the drug companies continue to show how much they value profit over people, will continue to do so, unless the US govt. forces them otherwise, which it never will. So again, poor people die. Good on you, Pfizer

Why health care should not be a for profit industry. If they want to price gouge, then the government should remove all tax breaks on pharmaceutical companies back to the Eisenhower administration. Also, never again a subsidy on any research. And shorten the exclusive patent to ten years before generics can be made.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 20, 2023 06:22 PM (NCgXW)

41 Some are requiring the newest version of the shots from Moderna, Pfizer, and Novavax, even though they were authorized with human data from just 50 people.

People? Pfft. Just use a dozen mice. And throw in one monkey. Really make the study solid.

Posted by: Pharma Drug Administration at October 20, 2023 06:25 PM (aXxgO)

42 And in 75 years, we get all the info on Covid. In the year 2097.

What fucking assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2023 06:25 PM (R4t5M)

43 I hope everyone is having a good time in TX.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2023 06:27 PM (R4t5M)

44 I started to notice shortness of breath and "oddities" with my heart while exercising or working after the first Moderna booster (second shot). This spring, in addition to the abdominal cancer which came out of the blue and which is very rare and almost unheard of to have what I have, I was also diagnosed with a rare genetic heart defect. Nobody will ever be able to convince me the heart thing was not caused or at least brought to the forefront by the shot, and no matter what the doctors say I'm suspicious of the cancer as well. All in all 2023 has really sucked.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 20, 2023 06:28 PM (CO2vw)

45
Pfizer to price COVID treatment Paxlovid at $1,390 per course. Source: Reuters. Pfizer on Wednesday (PFE.N) said it will set the U.S. price for its COVID-19 antiviral treatment Paxlovid at nearly $1,400 per five-day course when it moves to commercial sales after government stocks run out, more than double what the government currently pays for it


L========

Wasn't this the drug that cured your COVID until you got a second COVID Case two weeks later?

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2023 06:29 PM (C1Pvt)

46 I did 150 floors in 35 minutes on the stair climber yesterday. Today I'm doing squat, military press, RDLs, goblet squat, and planks.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 06:29 PM (0N1h0)

47 moon_over_vermont, that's horrible. Healing prayers for you.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2023 06:31 PM (OX9vb)

48 Jessica Adams, a former FDA officer, asked for the P301 study results in July. She requested quick processing because, according to cardiologists, subclinical myocarditis can result in serious problems.


They think that calling it "subclinical" myocarditis makes it benign. Subclinical just means the symptoms were not bad enough to make someone seek medical care. But it is still myocarditis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 20, 2023 06:31 PM (57chq)

49 These arrogant assclowns have a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2023 06:32 PM (R4t5M)

50 Texas certainly has the weather going for them

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2023 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

51 These arrogant assclowns have a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

"You arrogant ass, you killed us!" was supposed to be fiction.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2023 06:35 PM (bBdPQ)

52 > Subclinical just means the symptoms were not bad enough to make someone seek medical care. But it is still myocarditis.

A study just came out that claimed if you got myocarditis from the clot shot, there's a 50-50 chance you now have permanent heart damage.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 06:36 PM (0N1h0)

53
Once upon a time in America.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 20, 2023 06:36 PM (enJYY)

54 I did 150 floors in 35 minutes on the stair climber yesterday. Today I'm doing squat, military press, RDLs, goblet squat, and planks.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 06:29 PM (0N1h0)

You read these "starting strength" articles that suggest you need to bench your weight for reps and squat double that or whatever - that's insane if you are over 60. The fact that you are doing these exercises you list in your comment, which I like personally, even if they are with no additional weight at all - is pretty spectacular.

Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2023 06:37 PM (K+UlC)

55 Farmer Bob is remarkable b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2023 06:37 PM (RIvkX)

56 Nobody will answer for anything.

The decisions were made by hundreds of faceless bureaucrats, the ones with names left just enough doublespeak that they didn't really say what you think they said and besides, it was a pandemic that was killing millions, we acted on the best info we had at the time. We saved lives. We are heroes, thank us for our service and if you don't you are destroying democracy by putting doubt in the publics mind, stay where you are, the FBI swat team is on the way to your house right now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 20, 2023 06:37 PM (57chq)

57 Here's the study I mentioned. It's published by "Circulation" which is an American Heart Association journal.

https://is.gd/aNSlKB

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 06:38 PM (0N1h0)

58 Five Words: Armada Of Industrial Wood Chippers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2023 06:39 PM (XV/Pl)

59 Hell isn't hot enough for the scum that perpetrated these Crimes Against Humanity.

I know that G-d says He takes no pleasure in the destruction of the wicked. I think I will. Is that bad?

Posted by: jmel at October 20, 2023 06:40 PM (bVhJi)

60 You read these "starting strength" articles that suggest you need to bench your weight for reps and squat double that or whatever - that's insane if you are over 60. The fact that you are doing these exercises you list in your comment, which I like personally, even if they are with no additional weight at all - is pretty spectacular.

Thanks, but I'm a bit under 60. I'm mid-forties. I'm still proud of my accomplishments, though.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 06:40 PM (0N1h0)

61 There used to be a website with covid vax injuries stories from people all over the world. I can't find it anymore, and any searches turn up nothing but MSM garbage. Does anyone remember what the website was?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2023 06:40 PM (mupln)

62 After defeating three of the most evil regimes ever to exist and carrying on less successful wars against lesser players; after building the greatest scientific, industrial, medical and academic structures ever to exist; devising a Constitutional system that protects the rights of the individual against the government.....we get Joe Biden and a bunch of fucking savages who just want us dead. So much for "progress."

Posted by: Erik In Texas at October 20, 2023 06:41 PM (YZjxA)

63 Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 20, 2023 06:28 PM (CO2vw)

Prayers aloft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 20, 2023 06:41 PM (T/Lqj)

64 You read these "starting strength" articles that suggest you need to bench your weight for reps and squat double that or whatever - that's insane if you are over 60. The fact that you are doing these exercises you list in your comment, which I like personally, even if they are with no additional weight at all - is pretty spectacular.
Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2023 06:37 PM (K+UlC)

Truly! I don't know if I'll ever bench my body weight. Doesn't matter, as long as I'm maxing, even with the baby plates, it's still working to failure. And failure makes GAINZZZ!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2023 06:42 PM (OX9vb)

65 These arrogant assclowns have a lot to answer for.

==

They sure do. But I don't think they'll ever have to, at least not in this world.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2023 06:42 PM (mupln)

66 NYPost explained that the "market share recovery incentives" come as beer and liquor stores prepare to "revamp their shelf space in the spring when they look at the last 12 months of sales and determine which products are hot and deserve more space - and which will lose space."

Last month, former AB executive Anson Frericks warned that shelf space is "the single largest determinant of sales in a store," and said there will be a "dramatic shift" for Bud Light following the nationwide boycott.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 20, 2023 06:43 PM (57chq)

67 You read these "starting strength" articles that suggest you need to bench your weight for reps and squat double that or whatever - that's insane if you are over 60. The fact that you are doing these exercises you list in your comment, which I like personally, even if they are with no additional weight at all - is pretty spectacular.
Posted by: Boswell at October 20, 2023 06:37 PM (K+UlC)

Well, you don't "need" to, but you can...

Age is just a number. If the discipline, and the enjoyment of the process is present (along with reasonably good health), most men over 60 can Bench their weight, Squat 1 1/2 times their weight (2x is incredibly rare), and Pull 2x their weight for reps.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 20, 2023 06:43 PM (CCSxw)

68 Democrats on Ukraine: As long as it takes!

Democrats on Gaza: Stop Aid to Israel!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2023 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

69 Movie night - The H-Man and The Battle in Outer Space.

Classic Japanese cinema.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2023 06:18 PM (I4iYW)


Love the H-Man!!!

Terrified me when I was a kiddo.

Saw it again a few years ago. A bit slow to modern eyes, but still a very well done movie with some nice creepy moments.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2023 06:44 PM (QzZeQ)

70 The Maryland Judge that was shot in his driveway last night? Andrew Wilkinson.

He awarded sole custody of children to the ex-wife yesterday. White Hispanic Pedro Argote is the chief suspect.

https://tinyurl.com/563djn5j


Posted by: rd at October 20, 2023 06:44 PM (C1Pvt)

71 They think that calling it "subclinical" myocarditis makes it benign. Subclinical just means the symptoms were not bad enough to make someone seek medical care. But it is still myocarditis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 20, 2023 06:31 PM


There was an old Harvard (I know) study that inexplicably showed much greater old-age health outcomes that were very closely related to what year you were born.

Finally, a sharp number cruncher found the correlation.

If you had heart inflammation as a child due to scarlet fever/mumps/measles/rubella, you were MUCH MORE LIKELY TO SUFFER A HEART ATTACK OR STROKE WHEN YOU WERE ELDERLY!

Think the CDC took that into account when they published their "harmless spike protein" BS concerning the MRNA shot?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 20, 2023 06:44 PM (HlyYF)

72 While I understand weight training, I have never liked it. I prefer body-weight exercises (push-ups, pull-ups, etc). Also, walking, jogging, hiking. And plenty of time on the heavy bag. Boxing is not only good exercise, it's therapeutic as hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 20, 2023 06:45 PM (T/Lqj)

73 LOL... timely post... was just talking to my older Sister earlier... first time she will be at my house in 2 years, over (as she says) MY POLITICS on Covid.

Welp... she mentioned it, and finally said she regretted getting multiple 'vaccines'... I told her 'well, I told you so, more than once... its a genetic therapy shot, and any country stupid enough to elect Joe Biden as President, has no business doing genetic engineering'.

I think I broke her...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2023 06:46 PM (QPmu4)

74 That web page Lady is looking for used to be called VAERs and I think that is an abbreviation for vaccine adverse effects reports. I tried to report my wife's seizure on it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 20, 2023 06:46 PM (MeG8a)

75 Latest convoy report has one of the vehicles has broken down. It appears these self described Morons are wearing are a@sless chaps and shouting "GAINS!" at each other.

Rangers were questioning another Moron who claimed to be a Bacon Wench and some kind of a Canadian Peon. Before he could learn more, the Peon had repaired the vehicle and took off, leaving behind a book titled, The Deplorable Gourmet. The Ranger was uncertain if this some kind of manifesto.

Posted by: Texas Ranger Spokesman at October 20, 2023 06:46 PM (E5KZ+)

76 The comment early on in March 2020 was that we would know when the Pandemic was over because the people in charge would start giving each other awards

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2023 06:47 PM (xhaym)

77 I had to work on my hip flexibility for a while to get my squat form on point. I also figured out I need 5lb plates under my heels because I'm so tall. But now I'm really happy with my form. I'm getting below parallel with my chest up. My knees aren't coming in on the way up. I'm getting everything moving at the same time (chest and hips are rising simultaneously). My core is staying solid throughout.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 06:47 PM (0N1h0)

78 Are masks still a thing? Gained a new hip which was installed this monday and outside of the sawbones and nurses no one was wearing a mask at the aid station.

I remember when the mask thing drove a few people over the cliff and beyond...never to return.

New hip feels great, no pain. All I need now is a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range and get back to working out.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2023 05:49 PM (R/m4+)


They are still required in Oregon hospitals. Tina Kotex and all her radical authoritarians can't give up their power.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2023 06:48 PM (xhaym)

79 BTW, every single Leftist I know thinks that the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment is an abomination. (I think it killed 600 black men.)

I believe black male teens had the highest incidence of myocarditis subsequent to the clot shot.

If the CDC and FDA kill 10,000 black men in THIS MRNA experimental study, think any Lefties will call for jail time for the perpetrators?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 20, 2023 06:48 PM (HlyYF)

80 That web page Lady is looking for used to be called VAERs and I think that is an abbreviation for vaccine adverse effects reports. I tried to report my wife's seizure on it.

--

It wasn't VAERS. This was started by a woman who had some serious injuries related to the vax. She had people all over the world write in and share their stories. Some were really horrific.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2023 06:49 PM (mupln)

81 leaving behind a book titled, The Deplorable Gourmet. The Ranger was uncertain if this some kind of manifesto.
Posted by: Texas Ranger Spokesman at October 20, 2023 06:46 PM (E5KZ+)

Haha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2023 06:50 PM (OX9vb)

82
They are still required in Oregon hospitals. Tina Kotex and all her radical authoritarians can't give up their power.
Posted by: Kindltot
--------
Being a Hero ain't easy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2023 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

83 @54

>>You read these "starting strength" articles that suggest you need to bench your weight for reps and squat double that or whatever - that's insane if you are over 60.

Forget about all of that, all you have to worry about is functional strength, ie, can you execute the physical work necessary for a given task.

Ie, can you jack ass 4x8 plywood into the bed of a pickup truck, can you hoist onto your shoulder, an 80 lb bag of concrete, can you position a 12 ton bottle jack under an axel, can you core a apple.

That's it, anything else is bourgeoisie decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2023 06:51 PM (XV/Pl)

84 Been to doctors offices this week and masks are voluntary

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2023 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

85 We are supposed to wear masks when interacting with patients.

I don't.

Nobody has given me a talking-to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 20, 2023 06:53 PM (57chq)

86 Read the link.

Dr. Varnado?!!

Bonk, bonk on the heart.

Posted by: InZona at October 20, 2023 06:53 PM (3m2hF)

87 Takeaway: if you got vaxxed, you'd better be monitoring the f*ck out of your health. Heart problems and turbocancer are not uncommon.

Disclaimer: some people seem to have received a less deadly batch than others (at one time I was not allowed to say that on this blog, but it's a fact). Look it up, you shouldn't take anyone's word for anything nowadays. Liars and simps abound.

There are interesting herbs and whatnot that may help. I dunno, but if you're concerned, be proactive. I haven't had a needle in my arm in years and years, but I'm still interested in foods that promote healthy guy bacteria and anti-cancer protocols.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 20, 2023 06:53 PM (Mzdiz)

88 GUT bacteria not guy bacteria! LOL

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 20, 2023 06:55 PM (Mzdiz)

89 67
'most men over 60 can Bench their weight, Squat 1 1/2 times their weight (2x is incredibly rare),...'

That's about right for me but I'm a bit surprised *most* men can do that.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2023 06:55 PM (roH4R)

90 Forget about all of that, all you have to worry about is functional strength, ie, can you execute the physical work necessary for a given task.

Ie, can you jack ass 4x8 plywood into the bed of a pickup truck, can you hoist onto your shoulder, an 80 lb bag of concrete, can you position a 12 ton bottle jack under an axel, can you core a apple.

That's it, anything else is bourgeoisie decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2023 06:51 PM (XV/Pl)

I agree with this. I still do a helluva lot of moving stuff around. Tearing down old kitchen cabinets, hanging new cabinets, yard work, opening jars for my wife, helping a buddy move. that sort of thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at October 20, 2023 06:56 PM (T/Lqj)

91 Speaking of Covid and hysteria, did everyone see the video of the TN lawyer lady who took on a bunch of mask Karens at her local Wells Fargo bank?

She went inside to do business.
They insisted she needed to wear a mask or use the drive through.
She said, "Fine, take out my money. I'm going to another bank."
They insisted they could do that at the drive through.
They called the cops.
TN lady tells the cops there's no mask mandate, this is a public place, and I want them to give me my money.

Cop isn't quite sure what to do. Usually in these cases, the cops is happy to take a no trespass notice and boot the person the business reps complain about. But in this case, the business has her money, so it's not like she's some random shopper.

Eventually the bank manager relents and serves the lady, but only after he finds out she has a couple hundred grand in the bank.

https://is.gd/vxBgVS

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 06:56 PM (0N1h0)

92 Ladyinblack,

Publius should know the shot injury website.

Posted by: Dandalo at October 20, 2023 06:59 PM (VtYZF)

93 Forget about all of that, all you have to worry about is functional strength, ie, can you execute the physical work necessary for a given task.

Ie, can you jack ass 4x8 plywood into the bed of a pickup truck, can you hoist onto your shoulder, an 80 lb bag of concrete, can you position a 12 ton bottle jack under an axel, can you core a apple.

That's it, anything else is bourgeoisie decadence.


"Functional strength" is why I focus on the big three (Deadlift, Squat, Bench) and then do some other accessories. I don't need to cart around plywood or cement. I just want to be strong and fit. If that makes me "bourgeoisie," so be it.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 07:00 PM (0N1h0)

94 Yeah, you already know what the judge-killer looks like because there's no pictures of him in any of the news reports. The media is so fucking predictable...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 20, 2023 07:00 PM (XMwZJ)

95 Thanks, Dandalo. I'll check with them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 20, 2023 07:02 PM (mupln)

96 @90

>>I agree with this. I still do a helluva lot of moving stuff around.

From the ages of 16 till my late 20's I worked out with dumbells and nautilus type machines and this was in the times when you could legit mail order ampules of legit testosterone from the back of weight lifting magazines before they were made Schedule 3 by pappy Bush.

After that work and life requirements dictated a more functional strength regimen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 20, 2023 07:02 PM (XV/Pl)

97 Wasn't this the drug that cured your COVID until you got a second COVID Case two weeks later?
Posted by: rd at October 20, 2023 06:29 PM (C1Pvt)

Mr. S took some of that and discontinued it, as it made him sick as a dog. The PAs did not seem unduly worried, though he is over 70.
Glad that it is now priced out of our range.
In spite of the sad division I caused in my family, it's still good to be a pureblood.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at October 20, 2023 07:02 PM (KB0Aa)

98 > Yeah, you already know what the judge-killer looks like because there's no pictures of him in any of the news reports. The media is so fucking predictable...

What do you think he looks like?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 07:02 PM (0N1h0)

99 That's about right for me but I'm a bit surprised *most* men can do that.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 20, 2023 06:55 PM (roH4R)

Well, it's not gone happen overnight (unless one's a genetic freak).

Took me 4 years of hard, consistent training.

Most folks won't put in the hours, but if they did, I think they'd be surprised at how strong they can get.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 20, 2023 07:03 PM (CCSxw)

100 Christ. Biden got a PERSONAL CHECK for $200,000?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2023 07:04 PM (xhaym)

101 I just want to be strong and fit. If that makes me "bourgeoisie," so be it.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 07:00 PM (0N1h0)

I want to be able to go up and down stairs, and garden, and carry my groceries from the car when I'm 80.

So, if I get strong and fit now, those things should be a piece of cake then.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2023 07:05 PM (OX9vb)

102 Dang, Farmer Bob, doin' great.

That dog yoga vid is sweet.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 20, 2023 07:07 PM (KAi1n)

103 The thing about getting older is this: Use it or lose it.
That goes for muscle as well as mind.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 20, 2023 07:08 PM (MeG8a)

104 If you had heart inflammation as a child due to scarlet fever/mumps/measles/rubella, you were MUCH MORE LIKELY TO SUFFER A HEART ATTACK OR STROKE WHEN YOU WERE ELDERLY!

Well that's just fucking great. I had scarlet fever, measles, and rubella as a child.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 20, 2023 07:08 PM (KAi1n)

105 For the record, the Judge's murderer looks like the accountant at the office who gets bullied by the other accountants.

https://is.gd/TmG9Zq

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 07:09 PM (0N1h0)

106 Welp, turns out Pedro really is a white hispanic.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 20, 2023 07:09 PM (XMwZJ)

107 104 If you had heart inflammation as a child due to scarlet fever/mumps/measles/rubella, you were MUCH MORE LIKELY TO SUFFER A HEART ATTACK OR STROKE WHEN YOU WERE ELDERLY!

Well that's just fucking great. I had scarlet fever, measles, and rubella as a child.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 20, 2023 07:08 PM


Hopefully, living the AOS lifestyle will counteract your predisposition!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 20, 2023 07:11 PM (HlyYF)

108 Chutkan temporarily stays the Trump gag order to consider a motion by Trump's team.

https://is.gd/pwSvqV

Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 07:12 PM (0N1h0)

109 Welp, turns out Pedro really is a white hispanic.
Posted by: Angzarr
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And, well to do, it seems.

His problem was with the judges ruling, awarding child custody, and knows what else, to his wife. Most men just turn to alcohol.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2023 07:13 PM (XeU6L)

110 For the record, the Judge's murderer looks like the accountant at the office who gets bullied by the other accountants.

https://is.gd/TmG9Zq
Posted by: bonhomme

On noes. I hope there isn't a breakdown in public confidence in the courts.

Anyway...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 20, 2023 07:13 PM (cOq4q)

111
So, if I get strong and fit now, those things should be a piece of cake then.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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Now do eyesight...and hearing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2023 07:15 PM (XeU6L)

112 For the record, the Judge's murderer looks like the accountant at the office who gets bullied by the other accountants.
https://is.gd/TmG9Zq
Posted by: bonhomme at October 20, 2023 07:09 PM (0N1h0)

Man was pushed beyond his limits. With the out of control "justices" running around I am very surprised this does happen more often.

Mike Flynn should take notes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2023 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

113 Inspiring story Farmer Bob. I have been on a 20 month journey myself. I am down to 255 from 304 since early 2021. I noticed my weight had started to affect my health. I also worry about diseases that come from being a fatass. My goal right now is 220 based on my height of 6'4". If it doesn't seem right I will continue to lose.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 20, 2023 07:25 PM (ZV+pB)

114 Even the hospital employees are done with the mask bullshit. At least in the ones I was recently in.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2023 07:27 PM (R4t5M)

115 This is an off-beat gains, but altho I post rarely I know you all and you are family.

I have to set the table. When my husband and I built our retirement house, we didn't down-size, we up-sized: picked a place our kids would want to come to (good airport, skiing, hiking and fishing in the summer, a dinosaur museum). And they did. My husband wanted the house to go to our son, so I told him so a few months ago.

Last week, he called to say that for his kids, this is the house of their childhood. Where their memories are. "And I'm going to do the same for their kids," he said. He told his sister the house was for her kids too.

Big gains, to me.

Posted by: Wenda at October 20, 2023 07:57 PM (EXPqc)

116 Oh, the whole COVID thing gets much, much better.

And, of course, by better, I mean much, MUCH worse.

Via Mark Steyn (https://www.steynonline.com/13744/who-making-the-variants) (go to the "Norman Fenton tweet" link and then click on the Substack link), a couple of Japanese virologists decided to track the evolution of the Omicron variant. Their research argues that the odds approach certainty that not only was the original COVID virus made in a lab, so were all of the variants. [\b]

Some people seriously need killing.

Posted by: Joe Smith at October 20, 2023 11:09 PM (QINni)

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