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Iran Warns That It's About to Attack Israel "Pre-Emptively"

Our Partners In Peace (TM) in Iran are about to start a full-on regional war in the Middle East in support of their terrorist puppet government Hamas.


Iranian Foreign Minister Hossein Amirabdollahian on Monday warned that preemptive action against Israel could be expected "in the coming hours," due to its bombing of Gaza, according to Iranian state TV.

Amirabdollahian said that Israel -- which is waging an air campaign against the Palestinian militant group Hamas with a ground invasion expected soon -- won't be allowed to take such actions in the Gaza Strip without repercussions.

"Leaders of the resistance will not allow [Israel] to take any action in Gaza ... All options are open and we cannot be indifferent to the war crimes committed against the people of Gaza," Amirabdollahian told state TV, as translated by Reuters.

"The resistance front is capable of waging a long-term war with [Israel] ... in the coming hours, we can expect a preemptive action by the resistance front," he added. "If the crimes in Gaza do not stop immediately, new fronts will be opened."

...

Earlier Monday, Amirabdollahian posted on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, that "time is running out for political solutions" to the war.

Iran's X account tweeted out "Victory is near."

Below, those non-antisemitic Gazan civilians that Nikki Haley wants to welcome into the US.

Invade the world, invite the world!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM




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1 Believe them

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2023 12:01 PM (N1DT3)

2 At least in the end, there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 17, 2023 12:01 PM (uGhsv)

3 Because people need warning:

Matt 6:
6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains.

9 “Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10 At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12 Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13 but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2023 12:02 PM (N1DT3)

4 Nuclear war for fun and profit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:02 PM (ynpvh)

5 Hi Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:02 PM (t/2Uw)

6 Here's a bit that should be on all "Impending End of the World" playlists.

https://tinyurl.com/ykssmyme

Posted by: Thrawn at October 17, 2023 12:03 PM (uGhsv)

7 Maybe they finally feel like they've got their nukes in good enough shape?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:03 PM (eYoxG)

8 Invade the world, invite the world!

———-

Well America is just an idea

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 17, 2023 12:03 PM (rtqx7)

9 It doesn't make any sense why people in the West hate Israel so much and love those the muslims that hate them and want them dead, too.

But evil doesn't have to make sense.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (N1DT3)

10 Fear of a full scale attack from Hezbollah in the north is supposedly why the Gaza incursion has been delayed.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (t/2Uw)

11 If Israel is already engaging Gaza it wouldn't really be 'pre-emptive', it'd be joining in on an active war.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (SveeZ)

12 Wars and rumors of war....buckle up. Hit your knees if'n you're inclined that way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (xcxpd)

13 Resistance front probably refers to Hezbollah and not their own forces, nevermind then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (eYoxG)

14 "The resistance front is capable of waging a long-term war with [Israel] ... in the coming hours, we can expect a preemptive action by the resistance front," he added. "If the crimes in Gaza do not stop immediately, new fronts will be opened."

Translation: we know we'd get out asses handed to us in a real war, so we'll send in some moronic jihadis to try and blow stuff up.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (I/Qkd)

15 Nikki Haley is stupid and so eminently qualified to Prezzie.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (mmufL)

16 we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza

When Hamas uses the populace as shields, it becomes impossible. When the Gazan citizens hate Israel enough to send their babies to be "martyrs", it becomes impossible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

17 Thank goodness that we have a huge stockpile of petroleum and munitions, and morale in the armed forces has never been higher, so we can deal with just this eventuality.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:05 PM (zhLdt)

18 One of Facebook’s corporate media “fact checkers” has falsely suggested that no Israeli civilians were harmed when Hamas launched a terror attack at a music festival earlier this month.

Reuters fact-checked an online video taken from an Israeli concert but not the music festival Hamas infiltrated last weekend.

The outlet used the video to debunk the claim that Israelis were “running for their lives.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2023 12:05 PM (RHGPo)

19 7 Maybe they finally feel like they've got their nukes in good enough shape?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:03 PM (eYoxG)

Hmmm, hypersonic missiles from Russia married to a homebrewed Iran nuclear warhead?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 17, 2023 12:05 PM (uGhsv)

20 and a little horde mind via VA...nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 17, 2023 12:05 PM (xcxpd)

21 If they wanna nuke NYC, do it today while I am in Maine.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 17, 2023 12:05 PM (mmufL)

22 15 Nikki Haley is stupid and so eminently qualified to Prezzie.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (mmufL)

::: Kumala has entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

23 Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (t/2Uw)

24 There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (UJJTo)

25 Admiral Painter knows the deal.

Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (dWjpk)

26 homebrewed Iran nuclear warhead?
Posted by: Thrawn at

That sounds like a brew I made back in college. DIdnt taste great but boy did it get ya there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (CIS44)

27 We just need to send some more money to Iran, then they will love us.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (WGIsq)

28 From the last thread:

And for today's incandescently stupid idea, we have Nikki Haley's idea to import a million people from Gaza into the United States.

After all, the residents of Gaza are "oppressed", and they desperately want to get away from the rule of Hamas.

Why, they're a bunch of Jeffersonian democrats!

Earth to Nikki: Hamas accurately reflects the views of the vast majority of Palestinians. Abbas has delayed having new elections in the West Bank for years, because he knows that Hamas would win them.

Importing a million rabid terrorist anti-Semites into the United States is an idea so stupid that it took the GOPe to come up with it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (2tUFv)

29 Together with its partners in peace, the Democrat Party, Iran proudly announces the opening of the New York Atomic Test Site. Stay tuned, news to follow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (Qd8NY)

30 Bibi to the Sufa pilots, "the future of the nation is in your hands."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (paHRY)

31 8 Invade the world, invite the world!

———-

Well America is just an idea
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 17, 2023 12:03 PM (rtqx7)

It was a dream...but all dreams end.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (xcxpd)

32 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2023 12:07 PM (+sD5M)

33 How I fucked up my long shot. By Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:07 PM (WGIsq)

34 Bring it.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 17, 2023 12:07 PM (vFG9F)

35 Nikki Haley must have lost all her marbles to make a suggestion like that. THAT is enough to sink her campaign

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:07 PM (pVWRI)

36 18 One of Facebook’s corporate media “fact checkers” has falsely suggested that no Israeli civilians were harmed when Hamas launched a terror attack at a music festival earlier this month.

Reuters fact-checked an online video taken from an Israeli concert but not the music festival Hamas infiltrated last weekend.

The outlet used the video to debunk the claim that Israelis were “running for their lives.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2023 12:05 PM (RHGPo)

The mass of dead bodies of people trying to escape seem to suggest otherwise.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

37 35 Nikki Haley must have lost all her marbles to make a suggestion like that. THAT is enough to sink her campaign
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:07 PM (pVWRI)

=======

Her campaign was floating?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

38 who is advising Nikki Haley

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (pVWRI)

39 Nicki Hailey strikes me as a Republican version of Nancy Pelosi. Nasty , shrill condescending, knowing only political machinations

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (yWaEX)

40 Dear Israel,

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (pWfCA)

41 we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza

Only if you use a wood chipper.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (paHRY)

42 Nikki Haley must have lost all her marbles to make a suggestion like that. THAT is enough to sink her campaign

Well, it isn't like it was taking off like a rocket anyway, so, you know, YOLO.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (I/Qkd)

43 Please clap.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (WGIsq)

44 26 homebrewed Iran nuclear warhead?
Posted by: Thrawn at

That sounds like a brew I made back in college. DIdnt taste great but boy did it get ya there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (CIS44)

Sounds like eating gas-station sushi.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

45 I'M ABOUT TO HAVE AN ORGASM!

WORLD WAR THREE, BABY!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (2tUFv)

46 Nikki Haley must have lost all her marbles to make a suggestion like that. THAT is enough to sink her campaign
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:07 PM (pVWRI)

=======

Her campaign was floating?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

Actually she was coming up in the polls. Sure way behind Trump, but she was on the verge of overtaking DeSantis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (pVWRI)

47
Kharg Island. Keep bombers in the air heading toward it, hour after hour.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (enJYY)

48 No, wait!

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 17, 2023 12:09 PM (vFG9F)

49 27 We just need to send some more money to Iran, then they will love us.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (WGIsq)

Because Danegeld made the Vikings love you long time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:09 PM (ynpvh)

50 who is advising Nikki Haley
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM

Pierre Delecto.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at October 17, 2023 12:09 PM (WGIsq)

51 This war ends with us giving more money or nuclear weapons to Iran and moving all of Gaza to a red state.

Posted by: MJ at October 17, 2023 12:09 PM (zwDuR)

52 I guess Obama was afraid Biden was going to cockup his trip to Israel, so he gave the Iranians the go ahead to start ramping things up.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 17, 2023 12:09 PM (MKwdS)

53 It was a dream...but all dreams end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (xcxpd)

And everything dies.

Hey, it was an opening into line in one of the early X-files episodes.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 17, 2023 12:09 PM (uGhsv)

54 The people of Gaza don't want freedom because they don't know what it is.

They're taught from birth to hate the west, kill the Jews and religious leaders are supreme rulers.

Look at Afghanistan. As soon as we abandoned, the people mostly demanded the Taliban take over again.

Thinking you can negotiate with them is a fools errand.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2023 12:09 PM (+sD5M)

55 Kamahaha and Nikki are each given a bag of alphabet blocks. Whoever makes the most words gets to be president. If they tie, rock paper scissors but no one can tell them the rules.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (mmufL)

56 "Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"

Nikki isn't too far off the mark. The solution is simple, actually. Put all the Gazan people on the left. Nobody stands to the right. You now have terrorists separated from freedom loving civilians.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (N39Ws)

57 38 who is advising Nikki Haley
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (pVWR

========

The GOPe money men and standard cast of campaign consultants who think the best use of campaign funds is TV ads in high dollar markets that get them the most kickbacks.

The problem with the GOP is, at the core, how the money is collected, doled out, and spent.

The people who control the money want the GOP to be weak on all cultural issues, for open borders, and for perpetual war, so those become de facto positions of any Republican that wants to reach national status with national GOP help. It's what happened to Scott Walker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

58 Underestimate how depraved and evil "Palestinian" "refugees" are. That'll be fun.

Posted by: spindrift at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (Otxz7)

59 Could Iran be so dumb?
Or is it a ploy to pull forces to the border so they can be hit from another direction by someone else?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (OA+E4)

60 This sure sounds like Tehran is going to pop a nuke on Israel.

Jordon, next hardest hit, given the prevailing winds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (u82oZ)

61 I don't know who this Amirrordollarbill person is, but it wouldn't be the worst thing if a JDAM should fall on him

GD F***ing Biden's Handlers are gonna be presiding over a regional war

and by presiding I mean doing the exact worst thing at every turn and getting a shitload of people, including Americans, killed

Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (geLO8)

62 we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza

Only if you use a wood chipper.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (paHRY)

Golf clap.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (hht4k)

63 46 Her campaign was floating?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

Actually she was coming up in the polls. Sure way behind Trump, but she was on the verge of overtaking DeSantis
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (pVWRI)

========

Polls, man. Polls for a distant second place, man. Polls months out from any actual primary vote, man.

I believe Nikki's rise in the polls is as genuine as Buttigieg's were during the 2020 primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

64 59 Could Iran be so dumb?
Or is it a ploy to pull forces to the border so they can be hit from another direction by someone else?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (OA+E4)

They want to immanitize the eschaton.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

65 Iran is not dumb

They want a global apocalypse so the 12th Iman will finally appear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (paHRY)

66 If the Middle East were nuked tomorrow, a lot of good and innocent people would be killed.

But world peace would then be attainable.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (KbCG3)

67 So is the vote happening now? Not that I think it will make much difference, but who knows?

Posted by: InZona at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (Sv8im)

68 63 46 Her campaign was floating?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

Actually she was coming up in the polls. Sure way behind Trump, but she was on the verge of overtaking DeSantis
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:08 PM (pVWRI)

========

Polls, man. Polls for a distant second place, man. Polls months out from any actual primary vote, man.

I believe Nikki's rise in the polls is as genuine as Buttigieg's were during the 2020 primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

You don't believe Pete was closing in from behind?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (eYoxG)

69 @4

>>Nuclear war for fun and profit...

As has been noted, the maniacs running the world are all akin to Boris Balkan, dousing themselves with gasoline, standing at the center of a pentagram and enchanting to open, The Ninth Gate.

Some bad shit is going to go down in the next 6 months to a year and we may not survive it.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (rc3Z7)

70 The GOPe money men and standard cast of campaign consultants who think the best use of campaign funds is TV ads in high dollar markets that get them the most kickbacks.

The problem with the GOP is, at the core, how the money is collected, doled out, and spent.


If you doubt that, all you have to do is consider that the RNC has selected NBC to moderate the 3rd "debate". I'm sure that was a Ronna McDaniel decision, and anyone who endorsed her should be flogged.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (I/Qkd)

71 I'll take that Amirabdolladingdong out behind the gym and box his ears!

Posted by: Joe Puddinghead at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (cl+Gq)

72 63
...
Polls, man. Polls for a distant second place, man. Polls months out from any actual primary vote, man.

I believe Nikki's rise in the polls is as genuine as Buttigieg's were during the 2020 primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

Nikki's using polls? Which strip club?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

73 Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"

The point of Trump's so-called "Muslim ban" (which wasn't a Muslim ban) was that we would stop accepting immigrants from countries where it was impossible to vet applicants - either because the local government wouldn't cooperate, or because there was no local government.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)

74 Actually she was coming up in the polls. Sure way behind Trump, but she was on the verge of overtaking DeSantis
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Sorry Ace.
But if it comes down to Trump or Haley, I'm voting Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (pWfCA)

75 Perhaps the best place for the Palestinians to move is China. I hear the Chinese are looking for more Muslim workers for their prison camp factories and rare earth mines. If they have mines for fissionable materials, the Palestinians could find work there as well.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (mNmNo)

76 >>Actually she was coming up in the polls. Sure way behind Trump, but she was on the verge of overtaking DeSantis


Like two Biological Women in an NCAA Women's Swimming Event.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (wF+ob)

77 Thanks for the ammo comment Mark. I'm in for a case.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (FjYaO)

78 'Iran Warns It Is About To Attack Israel "Pre Emptively ".

THE situational question that must be answered: What would George W Bush do?

Answer; Do the Opposite of what GWB would do.

'

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (OcxYp)

79 "The resistance front is capable of waging a long-term war with [Israel] ... in the coming hours, we can expect a preemptive action by the resistance front," he added. "If the crimes in Gaza do not stop immediately, new fronts will be opened."
++++
Is the "resistance front" Iran proper, or is it the various Iranian puppets like Hezbollah?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (d04cU)

80 F. Joe & his Junta (including DogEater) hardest hit ...

BTW, Bongino saying that Biden (and other leaders) are only going to Israel not for diplomacy but to stall the Israeli invasion and give Hamas time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (zLwlF)

81 The truth is simple. Iran is at war with Israel and with the U.S. It does not seek compromise or accommodation. It does not want its interests respected or its grievances redressed. It wants what it says it wants: a holocaust in Israel and the destruction of the U.S.
=================
~~Walter Russell Mead, in todays WSJ, as quoted by Scott Johnson

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (ftih5)

82 >>> One of Facebook’s corporate media “fact checkers” has falsely suggested that no Israeli civilians were harmed when Hamas launched a terror attack at a music festival earlier this month.

Fact check- Not True. As proof here is a picture of an Isaeli couple relaxing at a sidewalk Cafe.

...

Basic logic is not an attribute of these people.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (SveeZ)

83 Is that a tactical Clydesdale they're using for the assault?

FFS. I saw the video of Israel's not-ready-for-primetime laser interceptor weapon being used. We know they can pinpoint any target in Gaza they wish from the air. What -- other than God-given restraint -- keeps Israel from simply reducing its enemies to ash? And yet these hang-gliding, donkey-riding, hateful, 5th-century a-holes claim victory because they managed to swarm and kill kids at a concert.

Our worlds are not compatible.

Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (0Id0S)

84 This sure sounds like Tehran is going to pop a nuke on Israel.

Jordon, next hardest hit, given the prevailing winds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (u82oZ)


Cheering, ululating, and passing out candy at Kalorama.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (zhLdt)

85 https://youtu.be/2RAfff-oMKw?si=oGS44ygUoywN7TU8P

Posted by: SMOD at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (RHGPo)

86 Russia (and China) would love nothing better than for the US to get bogged down in the mideast.

Posted by: Ukraine, Our Dissipating Fart at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (7ycwL)

87 >>Iran is not dumb

>They want a global apocalypse so the 12th Iman will finally appear.


Ah...so, merely retarded.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (wF+ob)

88 Amirabdollahian said the Sharif is anear!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (krqg6)

89 Red Turban Someguy

Horde minds indeed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (u82oZ)

90 Shooting war with Iran=Chinese invade Taiwan.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (cl+Gq)

91 Iran Warns That It's About to Attack Israel "Pre-Emptively"

We'll "supportf" EVERYbody in this war! (minus a small fee of 10%...)

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (bt2PN)

92 "Leaders of the resistance will not allow [Israel] to take any action in Gaza ... All options are open and we cannot be indifferent to the war crimes committed against the people of Gaza," Amirabdollahian told state TV, as translated by Reuters.
++++
Okay. If all options are open, then *all* options are open - including to your opponent.

Be very wary of removing all rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (d04cU)

93 It's funny that as soon as I start reading this post, "Come to Butt-Head" comes across the playlist........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (+sD5M)

94 Biden is at a nonzero risk of being killed during his dumbass pointless trip to Israel and Jordan.

Echoes of Franz Ferdinand.

Posted by: ballistic at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (oqH4h)

95 Iran is dumb. But we allowed it to be dumb for over 40 years. And look how well it all came together! If we bombed the shit out if Iran in 1979 , or in 1983 when Reagan was in office we would have been in a much better place today.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (hht4k)

96 Iran Warns That It's About to Attack Israel "Pre-Emptively"

Our Partners In Peace (TM) in Iran are about to start a full-on regional war in the Middle East in support of their terrorist puppet government Hamas.

---

We set that precedent, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (RDD2k)

97 The EU Will TRIPLE Palestinian Aid, One Week After Pledging to Suspend It

-
That'll teach 'em!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (FVME7)

98 If the Middle East were nuked tomorrow, a lot of good and innocent people would be killed.

But world peace would then be attainable.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (KbCG3)

yeah? The russians and the chinese and probably the Indians ( dot indians ) might have something to say about that. Oh and there would still be a billion muslims all over the rest of the world and pretty mad ones to boot lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (pVWRI)

99 Meanwhile, we are escalating the war in Ukraine.

US supplied Ukrainian ATACMS missiles are hitting Russian airfields.

Ukrainian pilots are going to start training on F-16 aircraft this month.

Posted by: rd at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (qGJgz)

100 98 If the Middle East were nuked tomorrow, a lot of good and innocent people would be killed.

But world peace would then be attainable.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 17, 2023 12:11 PM (KbCG3)

yeah? The russians and the chinese and probably the Indians ( dot indians ) might have something to say about that. Oh and there would still be a billion muslims all over the rest of the world and pretty mad ones to boot lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (pVWRI)

The Paki response would be interesting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

101 I take this to mean Hezbollah will enter the fray. Fuck. Two front war. No bueno.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (0FoWg)

102

"Why, they're a bunch of Jeffersonian democrats!"

Which if true makes them mortal enemies of the DNC.

It'll make for a fun Pride month next year when they're ordered to grovel before the gay trans rainbow alphabet people.

Posted by: Auspex at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (j4U/Z)

103 "The resistance front is capable of waging a long-term war with [Israel] ... in the coming hours, we can expect a preemptive action by the resistance front," he added. "If the crimes in Gaza do not stop immediately, new fronts will be opened."
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Is the "resistance front" Iran proper, or is it the various Iranian puppets like Hezbollah?


It's definitely the latter. Iran is making the usual lurid and absurd threats that the idiots in the ME always make. Why do we keep believing them?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (I/Qkd)

104 If you doubt that, all you have to do is consider that the RNC has selected NBC to moderate the 3rd "debate". I'm sure that was a Ronna McDaniel decision, and anyone who endorsed her should be flogged.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (I/Qkd)

The RNC has come out and proud of promoting a Democrat victory in November 24.
At this point there is no other explanation for the RNC's decisions and actions.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (OcxYp)

105 Britannica, On this day in History: On this day in 1781, Britain's Lord Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, Virginia, handing a huge victory to American General George Washington and effectively ending the American Revolution and assuring America's independence.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (GshMh)

106 Islam will never give up hating Jews. Their religions demands it.

https://tinyurl.com/2mpkd86b

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (t/2Uw)

107 Once the weird beards in Iran are ground into dust, the world will be a better place.

Long, long overdue.

Victory to the IDF and her brave soldiers and civilians!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 17, 2023 12:16 PM (R/m4+)

108 Bongino saying that Biden (and other leaders) are only going to Israel not for diplomacy but to stall the Israeli invasion and give Hamas time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (zLwlF)

He's spot on.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 17, 2023 12:16 PM (VpCCm)

109 rd

You are behind the times, the Danes were cleared to start training Ukrainians on the F-16s back in August.

https://www.f-16.net/f-16-news-article5240.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:16 PM (paHRY)

110 Israel continues to be Israel, fortunately.

The Israel Defense Forces says it has seen an overwhelmingly positive response to the draft of reservists to fight in the expected ground offensive in the Gaza Strip.

In the 252nd Sinai Reserve Division, some 120 percent of reservists have shown up for duty according to the IDF, meaning many troops have arrived at the army’s assembly areas even without receiving a formal order.


El Al flew on the Sabbath for the first time in decades, because all of all the demand from Israeli reservists abroad trying to get back to their units.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:16 PM (2tUFv)

111 Biden is at a nonzero risk of being killed during his dumbass pointless trip to Israel and Jordan.
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I was thinking about this earlier. Game this out....
* Biden goes over and Iran assassinates/martyrs him
* This would escalate into a regional war - making defense industry extremely happy - bonuses all around
* This takes Biden's pending impeachment proceedings away
* Takes the heat off Hunter as well
* Biden goes down (to his grave) as a martyr with no further mention of his mental decline, illegal activities, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2023 12:16 PM (N39Ws)

112 Oh and there would still be a billion muslims all over the rest of the world and pretty mad ones to boot lol

Nuke Mecca and the moon rock that they all kiss, and then put up lots of "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" posters. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

113 99 Meanwhile, we are escalating the war in Ukraine.

US supplied Ukrainian ATACMS missiles are hitting Russian airfields.

Ukrainian pilots are going to start training on F-16 aircraft this month.

Posted by: rd at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM (qGJgz)

Which means we are and have been at war with Russia. Simple. During the Korean war, we were at war with Russia too...shot down some Migs (news of which was withheld from the public). The question is, at which point will the fight grow beyond the region of Ukraine?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

114 108 Bongino saying that Biden (and other leaders) are only going to Israel not for diplomacy but to stall the Israeli invasion and give Hamas time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (zLwlF)

He's spot on.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 17, 2023 12:16 PM (VpCCm)

=======

Biden wants America to be less powerful.

I saw Israel should allow him that and deny Biden landing in Israel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

115 Russia (and China) would love nothing better than for the US to get bogged down in the mideast.

Posted by: Ukraine, Our Dissipating Fart


I was told on this here site that I was being silly when I suggested that Iran might be acting partially at the behest of the Russians.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (I/Qkd)

116 "Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop."

Oh darn?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (ou9hh)

117 Shooting war with Iran=Chinese invade Taiwan.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2023

Yep.

AKA WW3

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (VpCCm)

118 Israel has nukes.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

119 "Iran is not dumb

They want a global apocalypse so the 12th Iman will finally appear.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

That's right.
Forgot about the Imam of the well or outdoor shitter or something.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (OA+E4)

120 Think I'll go out and spend my 401k.

FJB a million times over.

Posted by: PJ at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM (G1dq6)

121 Meanwhile, we are escalating the war in Ukraine.

US supplied Ukrainian ATACMS missiles are hitting Russian airfields.


Source? Which Russian airfields? Where are they?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:18 PM (I/Qkd)

122 108 Bongino saying that Biden (and other leaders) are only going to Israel not for diplomacy but to stall the Israeli invasion and give Hamas time.
Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (zLwlF)

He's spot on.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at October 17, 2023 12:16 PM (VpCCm)

Tell Biden it's too dangerous and don't permit AF1 to land. Tell US Gov't that they don't want the responsibility for an American president being killed by terrorists.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

123 Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop."

Oh darn?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2023 12:17 PM

i didn't say it was a bad thing.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:18 PM (t/2Uw)

124 slam will never give up hating Jews. Their religions demands it.

https://tinyurl.com/2mpkd86b
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (t/2Uw)


You mean Islam or Ivy league?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 17, 2023 12:18 PM (pVWRI)

125 Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (t/2Uw)

And given the quality of our "leadership", I think many of us here would regard that as one swell foop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (7vnDx)

126 He also said "This generation shall not pass from the Earth without these things happening". He was talking about the "Generation of the Fig Tree", the generation alive when Israel is reformed. I was 2 weeks old when Israel was recreated in April of 1948. I'm 75, that Fig Tree generation is getting mighty long in the tooth.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (CecP5)

127 100th

Posted by: firecubed at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (xn4/L)

128 Martial law and suspension of elections in 3...2...1....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (w9Wax)

129 There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.
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Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
NEW: Magnitude 5.5 earthquake hits southern Iran - GFZ

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
NEW - Only four or five days of food stocks left in Gaza shops: WFP

[cough, cough]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (krqg6)

130 You don't believe Pete was closing in from behind?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:12 PM (eYoxG)

Seems like more of a catcher to me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (CIS44)

131 >They want a global apocalypse so the 12th Iman will finally appear.


Ah...so, merely retarded.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 12:13 PM (wF+ob)


They have faith. What if their 12th Imam is the Antichrist mentioned in Revelations? There certainly seems to be a huge rise in spiritual evil in the world.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (zhLdt)

132 This is fine.jpg

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (fKIdX)

133 I take this to mean Hezbollah will enter the fray. Fuck. Two front war. No bueno.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (0FoWg)
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I'm assuming three fronts, as IRGC backed militias are massing at the Golan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2023 12:20 PM (ftih5)

134 Muzzie tolerance. A long time ago I went to one of the Iraqi businessman's home in Erie to put in a new front door. His kid comes out, starts talking to me (about 17 maybe 1. Said he wanted to go to school, ROTC and become an interpreter. I'm working, thinking "good, good,kid has his shit together". His sister comes out with her head uncovered, kid whips off his shoe and begins beating the shit out of her, yelling in Arabic.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 17, 2023 12:20 PM (0EOe9)

135 Palestinian medical sources report that 14 family members of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh were killed in an Israeli airstrike on the Sheikh Radwan neighborhood, in Gaza City.

Haniyeh’s brother and nephew have been reportedly killed in the strike. The leader himself is currently in Qatar.


WAR CRIMES!

Posted by: The Left! at October 17, 2023 12:20 PM (2tUFv)

136 Why officially import the Gazans since they can and have been simply walking across the southern border? As they say increasingly in Michigan and Minnesota, Allahu Akbar!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2023 12:20 PM (KSNKu)

137 Think I'll go out and spend my 401k. PJ at October 17

This is why I feel conflicted about saving for retirement. Enjoy today because tomorrow we may all be dead. Oh and also you may want to repent for your sins today for the same reason.

Posted by: Paladin at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (vuZLO)

138 On the plus side, I suppose, Iran or its creatures are unlikely to launch anything in the next several hours. They won't move until Biden leaves. They won't risk alienating - or worse, harming or killing - their strongest ally.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (d04cU)

139 I'm assuming three fronts, as IRGC backed militias are massing at the Golan.

Excellent. Makes them easier to kill en masse.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (I/Qkd)

140 Morning.

"Invade the world, invite the world!"

For a while now I've entertained the idea that maybe America should be one a full blown no bullshit world spanning empire. Why not? The left *spits* is always saying we are one while throwing open the borders. Instead of opening the borders just conquer everything instead. America will be left to its citizens while the imperial hinterlands will be left to the benighted peoples that live there. We'll leave imperial administrators here and there to expedite dispute resolution but otherwise leave the savages to their own affairs with a handful of rights guaranteed by the Empire. Might solve way more problems this way.

Posted by: Robert at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (1Yy3c)

141 Switzerland never gets invaded. Everyone serves, and everyone is required to keep his service rifle. Also, the gubmint has hollowed out the mountains and stuffed them with heavy armaments.

There was a book "Switzerland: Neutral and Armed to the Teeth" by John McPhee, about the reasons for the Swissies' success at neutrality. I worked with his daughter one summer. She was a hottie. I knew nothing about class distinctions (her father wrote for the New Yorker) and gave it my best, ultimately vain, shot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (CnLzB)

142 >>They have faith. What if their 12th Imam is the Antichrist mentioned in Revelations?


Spoiler: It isn't.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (wF+ob)

143 Seems like more of a catcher to me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (CIS44)

Like that ass-muncher Vito, Pete was always a "come from behind" kinda guy.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (uGhsv)

144
Nuke Mecca and the moon rock that they all kiss, and then put up lots of "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" posters. LOL.
Posted by: Ian S.


With Edward G. Robinson's picture?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2023 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

145 The inner Party members in the US Junta are vulnerable.

They should shut-up and watch their cornhole.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2023 12:22 PM (u82oZ)

146 Obama, you said? Statement by the President on Women in the U.S. Military, 12/03/15

(In part) One of the qualities that makes America's armed forces the best in the world is that we draw on the talents and skills of our people. When we desegregated our military, it became stronger. In recent years, we ended "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and allowed gay and lesbian Americans to serve openly -- and it's made our military stronger. Over recent decades, we've opened about 90 percent of military positions to women who time and again have proven that they, too, are qualified, ready and up to the task. In the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, our courageous women in uniform have served with honor, on the front lines -- and some have given their very lives.

Today, the Defense Department is taking another historic step forward by opening up the remaining 10 percent of military positions, including combat roles, to women. As Commander in Chief, I know that this change, like others before it, will again make our military even stronger. Our armed forces will draw on an even wider pool of talent. Women who can meet the high standards required will have new opportunities to serve.

Salute!

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 17, 2023 12:22 PM (GshMh)

147 121 Meanwhile, we are escalating the war in Ukraine.

US supplied Ukrainian ATACMS missiles are hitting Russian airfields.

Source? Which Russian airfields? Where are they?


Still waiting.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:22 PM (I/Qkd)

148 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (T4tVD)

149 Remember when we had peace in the middle east, $2.50 gas and 3% inflation? Man those wore scary dark days. Thank Allah Biden saved us.

Posted by: Montec at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (bWsRe)

150 Posted by: Robert at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (1Yy3c)

The United States has been an empire for a long time. It is just now transitioning into a dying one.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (KSNKu)

151 I made a comment on the Morning Report about that Comet with two horns coming near earth. Realize that if a comet is outgassing, it CAN change direction...

Revelation 8:

"hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth"...could be nuclear

"and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea"...Canary Islands splits, some falls into the ocean causing the greatest tsunami in human history

"there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; 11And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter."...a comet with devil horns?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

152 Switzerland has been invaded via immigration last I heard.
Problems a plenty from Asian yutes.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (OA+E4)

153 138 On the plus side, I suppose, Iran or its creatures are unlikely to launch anything in the next several hours. They won't move until Biden leaves. They won't risk alienating - or worse, harming or killing - their strongest ally.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:21 PM (d04cU)

I'm not sure Biden's the lynchpin in the flow of money - all the Dems are in this insanity. If it's intraparty rivalry that puts him in danger then the sugar will still flow.

But the thought of Biden being a martyr - I vomit at the thought....

Posted by: Iris at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (NaH5I)

154 shot down some Migs

Which were being flown by Russian pilots, and those Russian Pilots shot down some F86s also.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (CecP5)

155 Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM (t/2Uw)


Now I'm conflicted...
Usually it's hard to find an upside to an attack

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (FCbAQ)

156 I take this to mean Hezbollah will enter the fray.

Hezbollah and Israel are exchanging fire at a low level.

Killing the family of the leader of the head of Hamas may be intended to remind Narsallah (the head of Hezbollah) that the rules have changed, and that he wants to stay out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (2tUFv)

157 68
'You don't believe Pete was closing in from behind?'

No, he was bringing up the rear.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (isHpZ)

158 Remember when we had peace in the middle east, $2.50 gas and 3% inflation? Man those wore scary dark days. Thank Allah Biden saved us.
Posted by: Montec at

I think you are forgetting Trump said 'Pussy'.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (CIS44)

159 147 121 Meanwhile, we are escalating the war in Ukraine.

US supplied Ukrainian ATACMS missiles are hitting Russian airfields.

Source? Which Russian airfields? Where are they?

Still waiting.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:22 PM (I/Qkd)

======

Why can't you look this stuff up? One quick Google search:

https://is.gd/uwlnY3

"US officials indicated to CNN on Tuesday that Ukraine has already used the ATACMS, some variants of which have a maximum range of approximately 186 miles, to attack Russia’s Berdyansk and Luhansk airfields in eastern Ukraine. The Ukrainian military tweeted on Tuesday that the attack destroyed several Russian helicopters, an ammunition depot and an air defense launcher, but did not specify whether they used ATACMS to do it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

160 Oil price is down today. I think the world is basically saying "yeah whatever bro" to Iran. At least financial markets are.

Posted by: Montec at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (bWsRe)

161 Haniyeh’s brother and nephew have been reportedly killed in the strike. The leader himself is currently in Qatar.

====

He should hurry back home for the funeral!

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (hht4k)

162 I hope the US uses this Iranian threat as a reason to cancel Joey's Israeli photo-op.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (paHRY)

163 Hmmmmm... use up all the iron dome missiles against crappy hamas rockets. Then launch a dirty nuke at least over tel Aviv from Iran or Lebanon while iron dome is being overwhelmed with garbage rockets.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (eggM4)

164 94 Biden is at a nonzero risk of being killed during his dumbass pointless trip to Israel and Jordan.

Echoes of Franz Ferdinand.
Posted by: ballistic at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM

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President Kamala Harris will be ready on Day 1, which is the first day, when she will assume the full powers of the office of the President in her first day in office, when President Harris, the First Black Woman will become President, and she will be the glass ceiling shattering first woman to be United States President after she assumes the Presidency of the United States and begins her first day in office.

After which, Kamala Harris will fire the entire Biden White House Staff, the Cabinet, and appoint her sister as White House Chief of Staff. They are both amazed that her entire VP Staff prefers to remain in the office of the VP.

Posted by: rd at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (YlUfu)

165 I take this to mean Hezbollah will enter the fray. Fuck. Two front war. No bueno.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM

Yea, it's a good thing we are sending gazillions to the cock piano playing graftmaster.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (WGIsq)

166 158 Remember when we had peace in the middle east, $2.50 gas and 3% inflation? Man those wore scary dark days. Thank Allah Biden saved us.
Posted by: Montec at

I think you are forgetting Trump said 'Pussy'.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (CIS44)

__

I think he was also mean once once Twitter.

Posted by: Montec at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (bWsRe)

167 Martial law and suspension of elections in 3...2...1....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks


Yeah. We had regular elections during two world wars and a civil war., but now we have to suspend them.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (pWfCA)

168 >> Iran's X account tweeted out "Victory is near."

So Iran can have an X account? I wonder if they were ever banned like Trump? Probably not because Trump is much more dangerous to “our democracy” than the murderous mullahs….

Also, Nikki is a total idiot. What holes do these GOPe types crawl out of??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (3WbjW)

169 I'm not sure Biden's the lynchpin in the flow of money - all the Dems are in this insanity. If it's intraparty rivalry that puts him in danger then the sugar will still flow. ...
Posted by: Iris at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (NaH5I)
++++
Maybe, but I would bet against it. The government here is more than willing to - it is in fact enthusiastic about - telling the people to go fuck off, but pouring money and capability into the country that killed that president might be a bit too far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (d04cU)

170 >Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


how dumb is this woman

Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (geLO8)

171 135 Palestinian medical sources report that 14 family members of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh were killed in an Israeli airstrike on the Sheikh Radwan neighborhood, in Gaza City.

Haniyeh’s brother and nephew have been reportedly killed in the strike. The leader himself is currently in Qatar.

WAR CRIMES!

Posted by: The Left! at October 17, 2023 12:20 PM (2tUFv)

Indeed! War crimes led to retribution against those that committed them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

172 This is why I feel conflicted about saving for retirement. Enjoy today because tomorrow we may all be dead. Oh and also you may want to repent for your sins today for the same reason.

Posted by: Paladin

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The thing that has frustrated me the most is living modestly, planning, working hard, and saving the first hour of every days work for the last 30 odd years, and in two years watching it be reset to half the value through planned inflation to destroy the currency.

Poof. Gone, like that.

And the people who never saved a dime and always drove new trucks and took nice vacations are no worse off than before, and are still living pretty much like they always have.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (RDD2k)

173 Biden is at a nonzero risk of being killed during his dumbass pointless trip to Israel and Jordan.

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If that happens, Kamala is going to need to fall out of a window.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (FVME7)

174 The deep state has orchestrated WW3. If you pray, don't stop now. If you don't, might as well start, nothing else you can do about it now. Shit is hitting fan before the holidays. I was only off by 4 years. But I didn't see covid gambit coming.

Get a rosary app for your phone. Many are free. Good luck and God keep you all in the palm of his hand.

If you live near the plain of meggido-- displace

Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (9xedP)

175 94 Biden is at a nonzero risk of being killed during his dumbass pointless trip to Israel and Jordan.

Echoes of Franz Ferdinand.
Posted by: ballistic at October 17, 2023 12:14 PM

This, why would the mad mullahs kill their best and dumbest ally?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (WGIsq)

176 9 9 It doesn't make any sense why people in the West hate Israel so much and love those the muslims that hate them and want them dead, too.

But evil doesn't have to make sense.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (N1DT3)

They love Islam simply because it hates Christianity as much as they do.

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (sm6Pk)

177 How long before Russia starts bombing Boryspol and its surroundings ?

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (hht4k)

178 Not a single one of those Harvard morons would vote for her, no matter what she says.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (4ZE6o)

179 Why can't you look this stuff up? One quick Google search:

https://is.gd/uwlnY3

"US officials indicated to CNN on Tuesday that Ukraine has already used the ATACMS, some variants of which have a maximum range of approximately 186 miles, to attack Russia’s Berdyansk and Luhansk airfields in eastern Ukraine.


I did look it up, and it didn't match the hysterical tone of the comment about Russian airfields, because they aren't in Russia. Read it yourself.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (I/Qkd)

180 170 >Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


how dumb is this woman

Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (geLO

Yo, Nikki! Scramble an egg. Now separate the yolk from the whites.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

181 So, of the front runners...

Trump insulted Bibi and said nice things about Hamas before backtracking and playing his normal both sides...
Vivek didn't want to cancel the students from Harvard...
Haley seems to want to back Palestine, but not Hamas...and thinks there's some needle to thread.

Ron said no refugees from Palestine and no support to Gaza.

Well, at least this has cleared up the true backer of our interests...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (exHjb)

182 @149

>>Remember when we had peace in the middle east, $2.50 gas and 3% inflation? Man those wore scary dark days. Thank Allah Biden saved us.

Well, apparently America got tired of winning and elected a man who liked to finger bang his daughter in the shower and can't string together two coherent sentences.


So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (rc3Z7)

183 Hmmmmm... use up all the iron dome missiles against crappy hamas rockets. Then launch a dirty nuke at least over tel Aviv from Iran or Lebanon while iron dome is being overwhelmed with garbage rockets.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Blowing up a dirty nuke with Iron Dome is still bad juju.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (pWfCA)

184 Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


how dumb is this woman

-

President Nikki Haley

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (RDD2k)

185 156 I take this to mean Hezbollah will enter the fray.

Hezbollah and Israel are exchanging fire at a low level.

Killing the family of the leader of the head of Hamas may be intended to remind Narsallah (the head of Hezbollah) that the rules have changed, and that he wants to stay out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (2tUF


The comfy hamas leaders in doha need a vist from a cleaning crew in the middle of the night.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (eggM4)

186 170 >Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


how dumb is this woman
Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (geLO

Put it this way. She's fucking dumb.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (2tdDi)

187 Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


how dumb is this woman
Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (geLO

___

Patty Murray level. You never go full Patty Murray man.

Posted by: Montec at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (bWsRe)

188 I know-

We'll separate the terrorists from the regular pali humps with a giant sieve !

Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (geLO8)

189 Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 17, 2023 12:06 PM


That would be terrible. Could we have the members of WEF/Davos show up there also?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (xttsV)

190 "I've entertained the idea that maybe America should be one a full blown no bullshit world spanning empire. Why not? "

Because we are really terrible at it.

A proper empire extracts tribute from its conquests and makes sure they never get strong enough to rebel.

We give them bags of money and try to teach them to have a yuge, luxurious economy.

In other words: "empire: we're doing it wrong".

And they hate us for it.

Quite frankly, they'd hate us less if we behaved like a proper empire and less like a giant helpful dog that accidentally knocked them over and is now trying to help them stand up again.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (ou9hh)

191 Palestinian medical sources report that 14 family members of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh were killed in an Israeli airstrike on the Sheikh Radwan neighborhood, in Gaza City.

Haniyeh’s brother and nephew have been reportedly killed in the strike. The leader himself is currently in Qatar. ...
Posted by: The Left! at October 17, 2023 12:20 PM (2tUFv)
++++
They are martyrs. They have lived with honor and will get their eternal reward at Allah's knee.

If the goal was to take out well-connected shot-callers, then fair play and good. If the goal was to make Ismail Haniyeh sweat, this won't do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (d04cU)

192 If the Israelis can do it, so can the Gazans.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - Around half a million Israelis displaced inside Israel: military

[More than 12 miles too I'm guessing.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (krqg6)

193 Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


Yes Nikki, they LOVE freedom. Freedom of all Jews. Of course the small detail is that they want them all dead, but hey. What could go wrong Nikki?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (WGIsq)

194 Why can't you look this stuff up? One quick Google search:

I did look it up, and it didn't match the hysterical tone of the comment about Russian airfields, because they aren't in Russia. Read it yourself.


Or is it your argument that it matters whether Russian planes IN UKRAINE are hit by ATACMs or HIMARs, or artillery, or JDAMs?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (I/Qkd)

195 If that happens, Kamala is going to need to fall out of a window.

Will she yell "Damien!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (paHRY)

196 This, why would the mad mullahs kill their best and dumbest ally?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (WGIsq)

Maybe they are done with Mudpants.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (eTnDQ)

197 Trump insulted Bibi and said nice things about Hamas before backtracking and playing his normal both sides...

--

?

He said Hamas was smart, didn't he? And that Israel wasn't prepared?

Or is this a different something?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (RDD2k)

198 179 I did look it up, and it didn't match the hysterical tone of the comment about Russian airfields, because they aren't in Russia. Read it yourself.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (I/Qkd)

=========

Then counter with that information instead of this petulant, "Show me your sources," nonsense.

Or, take this whole commenting place a little less seriously and have more fun with the people who are misreading articles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

199 Maybe the US should just pre-emptively nuke the dogfuck out of all of them.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (sWM8x)

200 Yo, Nikki! Scramble an egg. Now separate the yolk from the whites.
Posted by: jim


😳😳😳

Dayum. That's good. Stolen for future use.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (pWfCA)

201 But the thought of Biden being a martyr - I vomit at the thought....
Posted by: Iris at October 17, 2023 12:23 PM (NaH5I

Martyr, feh. I hope Hamas captures that old bitch, scoops out his eyes with a melon baller, and goes to town on that skull like it was prettiest goat in the pasture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (0FoWg)

202 182 @149

>>Remember when we had peace in the middle east, $2.50 gas and 3% inflation? Man those wore scary dark days. Thank Allah Biden saved us.

Well, apparently America got tired of winning and elected a man who liked to finger bang his daughter in the shower and can't string together two coherent sentences.


So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (rc3Z7)

Indeed. The Biden economy saved me! Now I can't afford that nasty toilet paper to clean my ass, and with rising interest rates and high inflation, I can't afford gas for my car or food for my table. Thank Gaia for Biden!
/sarc (really needed?)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

203 Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop.
====
*Cackles*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (9xedP)

204 Mark my words...

Joe Biden will double-cross Israel.

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (cTCuP)

205 Speaking of Ukraine, some cynical people have noted that several major pro-Ukrainian Twitter accounts have gone off line in the last couple of weeks.

Whatever has happened in the last couple of weeks?

Oh yeah, the Federal fiscal year ended September 30th, and some people may have lost their Federal funding.

On to the new "information warfare" front... Ukraine is old news.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (2tUFv)

206 rickb223

David's Sling and Arrow are the Israeli ABM defense systems. Iron Dome is for the local stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (u82oZ)

207 DB

Please see #41

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (paHRY)

208 Below, those non-antisemitic Gazan civilians that Nikki Haley wants to welcome into the US.

That video is weird. The world's most charming terrorist attack.

Horse: Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop...

*sings*

Helpless babes and girls better scurry
When we're riding out on our surrey
We're rapin' an killing' out on our surrey
With Gazans on top!


I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (QzZeQ)

209 The fing world is gonna be on fire very soon... let's thank the 81 million friends across the aisle who gave free reign to these dipshits.


SAAAAAA.....LUUUUUTE

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (eggM4)

210 Martyr, feh. I hope Hamas captures that old bitch, scoops out his eyes with a melon baller, and goes to town on that skull like it was prettiest goat in the pasture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

*Prettiest goat in the pasture, brays, kicks rocks, sulks away*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (CIS44)

211 Then counter with that information instead of this petulant, "Show me your sources," nonsense.

Or, take this whole commenting place a little less seriously and have more fun with the people who are misreading articles.


It's not my job to prove him wrong, it's his job to prove his assertion correct. If that's petulance, then I think you need to look up the definition.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (I/Qkd)

212 "I've entertained the idea that maybe America should be one a full blown no bullshit world spanning empire. Why not? "

--

We're not even supposed to be The United States, just united states.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (RDD2k)

213 The country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (VpCCm)

214 Oprah asked Mitt Romney to run in 2020 as an Independent to thwart Trump, book claims

https://tinyurl.com/34ybfbs5


Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

215 Quite frankly, they'd hate us less if we behaved like a proper empire and less like a giant helpful dog that accidentally knocked them over and is now trying to help them stand up again.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (ou9hh)

You have to admit the leg humping is kind of awkward.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (eYoxG)

216 So there is also a nonzero chance the government pays for Twitter propaganda?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (2tdDi)

217 Rockets fired at Central Israel...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (2tUFv)

218 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (JrojV)

219 Arm every Israeli who is not anti-Israeli. Arm every American who is not anti-American. Seems easy enough to understand.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (NxC5+)

220 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: U.S. and Qatar agree to stop Iran from tapping $6 billion humanitarian fund as authorities probe Hamas attack in Israel - Washington Post
-----------
The 6 BILLION DOLLARS was a tremendous amount of money, but nothing compared to the hundreds of BILLIONS of dollars that Biden allowed them to make in oil and other things. Hundreds of billions that became it became a rich nation in three [years? video skipped] This is why they have so much money, they don't know what to do with it. They had no money. They were broke.

https://tinyurl.com/4xpekmxs Truth Social

1:45 minutes -- first 22 seconds quoted; my transcript attempt -- hey, I'm not a Kelly Girl!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (krqg6)

221 >.Or is it your argument that it matters whether Russian planes IN UKRAINE are hit by ATACMs or HIMARs, or artillery, or JDAMs?


we will launch a full-out assault with laser-guided ACRONYMs

they'll never hear it coming

Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (geLO8)

222 This, why would the mad mullahs kill their best and dumbest ally?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (WGIsq)

Maybe they are done with Mudpants.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM

Nah, he's still giving them money and denying that they were involved. He's their buddy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (WGIsq)

223 The thing that has frustrated me the most is living modestly, planning, working hard, and saving the first hour of every days work for the last 30 odd years, and in two years watching it be reset to half the value through planned inflation to destroy the currency.

Poof. Gone, like that.

And the people who never saved a dime and always drove new trucks and took nice vacations are no worse off than before, and are still living pretty much like they always have.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (RDD2k)


Look at it this way... the people who lived frugally, the people who saved for retirement, the people who just wanted to be left alone... when it all goes to shit, they know how to live frugally, the others... not so much.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (zhLdt)

224 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (VpCCm)
++++
Which one?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (d04cU)

225 >Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


how dumb is this woman
Posted by: DB

The commander of the Albigensian Crusade, prior to the massacre at Bézier, had some thoughts, "Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." Loosely translated, "Kill them all; let God sort them out."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (FVME7)

226 Quote JoMa 🏴 @joma_gc
Trump’s full unedited remarks on Hezbollah that @DeSantisWarRoom took out of context.

You can clearly see that Trump is mocking Biden’s failed foreign policy and his national security team disclosing Israel’s vulnerabilities.

https://tinyurl.com/5ex2j2wk
2:07 minutes; feel free to quote accurately from it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (krqg6)

227 Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


how dumb is this woman
Posted by: DB

Put it this way. She's fucking dumb.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

187 Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"
how dumb is this woman
Posted by: DB


Patty Murray level. You never go full Patty Murray man.
Posted by: Montec


AOC sounds smarter.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (pWfCA)

228 224 The country is coming unglued.


====

Big Glue plot!

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (hht4k)

229 224 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (VpCCm)
++++
Which one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (d04cU)

=======

Liechtenstein.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

230 we will launch a full-out assault with laser-guided ACRONYMs

--

oh, I like that a lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (RDD2k)

231 Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop.
====
*Cackles*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (9xedP)

Shit happens.

Posted by: ValJar at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (eTnDQ)

232 Helpless babes and girls better scurry
When we're riding out on our surrey
We're rapin' an killing' out on our surrey
With Gazans on top!

I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (QzZeQ)

As well you should. You used "surrey" twice! That's not how you rhyme.

For shame.

Posted by: Robert at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (1Yy3c)

233 >.Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


this guy has his finger on the pulse of the Nation
Brah-VO MFer

Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (geLO8)

234 I'll admit I'm cheering for that comet with volcanic horns.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (HfNu5)

235 Cold it be that Iran is perhaps saber rattling to later be paid off to stop it?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (7B5FA)

236 Good luck, goathumpers

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (QECuP)

237 AG
@AGHamilton29
14h
Biden visiting Israel is good for deterring Iran or its proxies from escalating, but it means further delay of going into Gaza and chance to rescue the hostages going through hell there.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (Dz9Qm)

238 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump [Truth Social: other speech highlights]
Under my leadership, Iran was weak and broke, and desperate for love—now they are rich as hell, thanks to Crooked Joe Biden!

You went from the strongest President this Country has ever had...to the weakest President you’ve ever had...but soon...

The 6 BILLION DOLLARS was a tremendous amount of money, but nothing compared to the BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars that Joe Biden allowed IRAN to make...

Our enemies want to stop us because they know we are the only ones who can stop them!

Crooked Joe Biden gave us the war on Israel, and the war on American Energy. As president, I will shut off Iranian oil, and I will turn on American oil—we will DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!!

Under Biden, the same people that attacked Israel—killing, raping, torturing, and maiming innocent civilians—are right now pouring into our once beautiful USA...
Thank you to everyone here in Florida at the incredible CLUB 47! TOGETHER, WE are going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (krqg6)

239 218 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (JrojV)

Fu*kin' A!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

240 If that happens, Kamala is going to need to fall out of a window.

Will she yell "Damien!"


I'd prefer "Look at me, Damien! It's all for you."

Posted by: Chuck C at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (xttsV)

241 I did look it up, and it didn't match the hysterical tone of the comment about Russian airfields, because they aren't in Russia. Read it yourself.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:26 PM (I/Qkd)


The thing is, Russia may consider that part of Russia. Doesn't matter at all what you think.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (zhLdt)

242 Bring it, assholes. Don't forget to wear your man jammies.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (EnT0Y)

243 this guy has his finger on the pulse of the Nation
Brah-VO MFer


I mean, I agree, but yeah, this is not one of my current top concerns.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (I/Qkd)

244 Hey, Nikki. Remember about 10 or 12 years ago when you would see all those little kids in Gaza with the toy AKs, shouting "death to the Jew". Guess what, they're grown up and got real AKs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (0EOe9)

245 Joe Biden in Israel. Let me tell you about Mahmoud Pop!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (WGIsq)

246 The chief of the Israel Defense Forces threatens Hezbollah after it has been carrying out attacks on the Lebanon border in recent days, saying that if the terror group “makes a mistake” it will face “destruction.”

“This is a war for our home, our civilians, our sovereignty, our deterrence and our existence,” IDF Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Herzi Halevi says to officers at the Northern Command, referring to the ongoing war in the Gaza Strip.

“If Hezbollah makes a mistake and attacks… destruction, destruction, destruction,” Halevi says.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)

247 >>The country is coming unglued.


...and to hear the delamination of their women and children.

Posted by: What is Best in Life... at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (wF+ob)

248 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.

I didn't know it had gone away. I've heard jokes that Zoomers can't read or write cursive, but it really wasn't being taught?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

249 Franz Ferdinand would not have been assassinated if he had not gotten lost in Sarajevo and stopped right in front of an assassin.

So Iran may not want Joey dead, but wars are kinetic things and well very bad things happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (paHRY)

250 Trump insulted Bibi and said nice things about Hamas before backtracking and playing his normal both sides...

--

?

He said Hamas was smart, didn't he? And that Israel wasn't prepared?

Or is this a different something?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (RDD2k

No he said Hezbollah was smart and insulted Netanyahu by calling him a liar . You may not think it was any big deal but if it wasn’t he wouldn’t have had his team write a subsequent spinning explanation under his name . He fucked up.

Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (MNhXM)

251 248 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.

I didn't know it had gone away. I've heard jokes that Zoomers can't read or write cursive, but it really wasn't being taught?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

They can speak it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

252 but it really wasn't being taught?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (2ocoG

I'm an older millennial. My cohort was the last to learn it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (0FoWg)

253 Helpless babes and girls better scurry
When we're riding out on our surrey
We're rapin' an killing' out on our surrey
With Gazans on top!

I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2023 12:28 PM (QzZeQ)

As well you should. You used "surrey" twice! That's not how you rhyme.

For shame.
Posted by: Robert at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM

+++++

Make the third line, In a hurry. ?

Posted by: rd at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (YlUfu)

254 Does Haley know that Cartel/gang members versus just your run of the mill illegal crossing into the US are not separated out?

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (oiNtH)

255 We give them bags of money and try to teach them to have a yuge, luxurious economy worship GloboHomo.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (ou9hh)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (zhLdt)

256 249 Franz Ferdinand would not have been assassinated if he had not gotten lost in Sarajevo and stopped right in front of an assassin.

So Iran may not want Joey dead, but wars are kinetic things and well very bad things happen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (paHRY)

Be a hell of a way for things to start.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (eYoxG)

257 216 So there is also a nonzero chance the government pays for Twitter propaganda?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (2tdDi)

I'd say there's 100% chance that the US government is paying, directly or indirectly, for a LOT of the online propaganda we see daily.

Probably most of it, really.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (mj0Qp)

258 245 Joe Biden in Israel. Let me tell you about Mahmoud Pop!
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (WGIsq)

Look falaffel!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (eggM4)

259 Colorado Pediatrician being interviewed by Wolf Blizter when an audible explosion is heard in the background. Blizter asks her if she needs to go to a bomb shelter and she says "There are no bomb shelters here."

Why its almost as if the leadership of Hamas has taken no steps to protect civilians by building up any infrastructure suitable for a war-torn region. I guess all the mining expertise was diverted to invasion tunnels.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (l4B/J)

260 What comet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (paHRY)

261 No he said Hezbollah was smart and insulted Netanyahu by calling him a liar . You may not think it was any big deal but if it wasn’t he wouldn’t have had his team write a subsequent spinning explanation under his name . He fucked up.

Posted by: Drive By

--

Is it the link in 226?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (RDD2k)

262 "@AGHamilton29
14h
Biden visiting Israel is good for deterring Iran or its proxies from escalating, but it means further delay of going into Gaza and chance to rescue the hostages going through hell there."

I hate to break it to this guy, but at this point any hostages still alive probably wish they were dead.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (ou9hh)

263 ...and to hear the delamination of their women and children.
Posted by: What is Best in Life... at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (wF+ob)
++++
Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (d04cU)

264 259 Why its almost as if the leadership of Hamas has taken no steps to protect civilians by building up any infrastructure suitable for a war-torn region. I guess all the mining expertise was diverted to invasion tunnels.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (l4B/J)

=======

They didn't have a choice because of imperialism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

265 Valerie Jarrett and Hussein Obama must be ecstatic at Iran's intentions.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2023 12:35 PM (oiNtH)

266 >>OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.


I'd try bringing back English, first.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 12:35 PM (wF+ob)

267 Why its almost as if the leadership of Hamas has taken no steps to protect civilians by building up any infrastructure suitable for a war-torn region. I guess all the mining expertise was diverted to invasion tunnels.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (l4B/J)
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There are no civilians, because all are potential martyrs for Allah.

There are no defensive installations because one does not become a martyr for Allah by playing defense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:35 PM (d04cU)

268 Oprah asked Mitt Romney to run in 2020 as an Independent to thwart Trump, book claims
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Who'd have thought Oprah would have sold out an Egg McMuffin?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:35 PM (krqg6)

269 Ah, I looked it up. Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (RDD2k)

270 Today IDF spokesperson Lt. Col. Conricus, who provides the daily press briefing for IDF, noted that:

"We've given Gaza civilians 72 hours to move 7 miles."

This is the same point I made in a post here 2 days ago. I posted that:

"Looking at a map of Gaza, it appears the civilians are being asked to move 7-12 miles, & they've had 48 hours so far. As a 6th Grade Boy Scout, I/we used to make hikes like that in 1 day, with plenty of time left over to pitch tents, build a campfire, & sing Kumbyah."

As for civilians who are too sick, old or young to move, I'm sure some arrangement could be made-- except that Hamas apparently is refusing to let people go south, wherever Hamas has the capability to stop them.

Kind of proud of my map eyeballing a couple of days ago! That was the same day a WHO spokesperson said such an evacuation was "impossible." I noted that WHO was making the 7 mile trip sound like the Oregon Trail.

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (NLIak)

271 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.

I'd try bringing back English, first.


Teacher: Bobby, please come to the board and write out "Yo, pendejo!".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (I/Qkd)

272 260 What comet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (paHRY)

Enormous Comet With Volcanic ‘Horns’ Is Barreling Toward Earth

From Mornin' Report.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

273 Haley like Trump thought it was a way to attack her opponent instead of just agreeing with him. She sabotaged her campaign .

Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (MNhXM)

274 197 Trump insulted Bibi and said nice things about Hamas before backtracking and playing his normal both sides...

--

?

He said Hamas was smart, didn't he? And that Israel wasn't prepared?

Or is this a different something?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (RDD2k)

Yeah. The Bibi thing pertains to Netanyahu's claimed involvement in the killing of that one Iranian general. Trump said Israel was originally part of the operation but backed out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (eYoxG)

275 President Harris, the First Black Woman will become President

She's black?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (V8he0)

276 Hmmmmm... use up all the iron dome missiles against crappy hamas rockets. Then launch a dirty nuke at least over tel Aviv from Iran or Lebanon while iron dome is being overwhelmed with garbage rockets.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (eggM4)

I expect Israel is closely monitoring Iran by satellite and other means, and would see an Iranian missile at the moment of launch. And they have Patriot missiles, too, I think, which are better suited to intercepting IRBM's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (THgHc)

277 Also that settles it, I'm voting Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (RDD2k)

278 Tablet published a piece alleging the Junta knew about Hamas' plans and didn't warn Israel.

The Iranian spy Robert Malley embedded his agents in several key positions, at least one of whom, Ariane Tabatbai, is still Chief Of Staff at DoD Special Ops Planning.
============
And that's what concerns the White House. Not the prospect of a war with a terror state the United States has lavishly funded, but the PR mess that will ensue as it becomes clear--as it partly has from the Journal and the Times reports--what exactly Washington withheld from Jerusalem about what the Americans knew about the coming attack, and Iran's role in sponsoring, planning, and approving it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (JgqvA)

279 Blizter asks her if she needs to go to a bomb shelter and she says "There are no bomb shelters here."

Plenty of bomb shelters for the leadership.

Since Hamas wants to maximize civilian casualties, of course there are no bomb shelters for the public.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (2tUFv)

280 Ah, I looked it up. Trump said pussy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (RDD2k)

UNFIT FOR OFFICE!
-DU commenters

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (CIS44)

281 Iran needs to import millions of peace loving Palestinian refugees

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (nnp+f)

282 Trump insulted Bibi and said nice things about Hamas before backtracking and playing his normal both sides...

___

I will preface this by stating (as I have said here many times) I am not a Trump guy this time around.

But, Trump didn't say nice things about Hamas. Don't play this game. You know very well what he said is the Trumpian way he says shit. He said Hamas was "smart" or whatever word he used in how it broke through Israel's defenses. And from a military operations standpoint he's right. But on no fucking planet did Trump praise what Hamas did.

This is the cheap shot way the left made it seem like Trump said thngs they well knew he didn't say. Remember raking the forest? Everyone knew what he meant, which was clearing brush to prevent fires. But derp derp derp he's so stupid he thinks you can rake a forest, ha ha ha.

Posted by: Montec at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (bWsRe)

283 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (JrojV)


Is that really their biggest issue? No cursive?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (zhLdt)

284 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.

--

Communist lessons look better in cursive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (mupln)

285 The thing is, Russia may consider that part of Russia. Doesn't matter at all what you think.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (zhLdt)

Yes, that point seems to be missed by the pro-Ukraine propagandists.

Russia considers Crimea to be a part of Russia.

Ukraine considers Crimea to be a part of Ukraine.

So if Ukraine says "we did not attack any Russians on Russian soil" and the Russians say "Ukraine is using long range missiles to attack Russian civilians on Russian soil", neither side is really lying.

This is how propaganda works.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (mj0Qp)

286 269 Ah, I looked it up. Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (RDD2k)

Something Mike Tyson was incapable of saying.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

287 Nikki Haley is stupid and so eminently qualified to Prezzie.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (mmufL)
==
I'm watching with glee the inability of our supposedly smart political elites (and rookies) impale themselves on an issue that any normal person understands immediately. In this case quite simply, Hamas/Gaza started this war; we will watch Israel finish it.

First Vivek, now Nikki (not that either had a real chance at anything), have ended their campaigns for president, whether they know it or not.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (GZYu7)

288 245 Joe Biden in Israel. Let me tell you about Mahmoud Pop!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (WGIsq)


Will Joe award himself the Medal of Honor if Hamas launches missiles towards Tel Aviv while he is there? Or will he simply tell us that now he knows how his Bronze Star-winning son, Beau, felt when under fire in Iraq?

Posted by: GL at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (5fDan)

289 241 The thing is, Russia may consider that part of Russia. Doesn't matter at all what you think.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (zhLdt)

Any land with an ethnic Russian on it belongs to Russia.

So, any US city that a Russian plays hockey or basketball for? Rightfully Russia's.

According to Russia, anyway.

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (sm6Pk)

290 Iran is not dumb

They want a global apocalypse so the 12th Iman will finally appear.
Posted by: Anna Puma


What's that Lassie?

The Imam is down in the well?

Posted by: Timmy at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (vcOmj)

291 Enormous Comet With Volcanic ‘Horns’ Is Barreling Toward Earth

So during its closest approach better shelter in a steel building. Need to get an Uzi and more 9mm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (paHRY)

292 Colo Pediatrician Wolf Blizter link

https://tinyurl.com/blizter-zind

Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (l4B/J)

293 ... As for civilians who are too sick, old or young to move, I'm sure some arrangement could be made-- except that Hamas apparently is refusing to let people go south, wherever Hamas has the capability to stop them. ...Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (NLIak)
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Most who even want to move south - to avoid engagement with Israel - will not be permitted to by Hezbollah. Everyone will be right he was, ready - or made - to die in holy war.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (d04cU)

294 Valerie Jarrett and Hussein Obama must be ecstatic at Iran's intentions.

Jarrett, yes. Obama's white whale has always been the UK, which he blames for the death of his father. If someone nuked London, he'd be ecstatic.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

295 Why its almost as if the leadership of Hamas has taken no steps to protect civilians by building up any infrastructure suitable for a war-torn region. I guess all the mining expertise was diverted to invasion tunnels.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (l4B/J)

...and she doesn't know where they are.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

296 226 Quote JoMa 🏴 @joma_gc
Trump’s full unedited remarks on Hezbollah that @DeSantisWarRoom took out of context.

You can clearly see that Trump is mocking Biden’s failed foreign policy and his national security team disclosing Israel’s vulnerabilities.

https://tinyurl.com/5ex2j2wk
2:07 minutes; feel free to quote accurately from it.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:30 PM (krqg6)

Not talking about that part of the statement - the part that Bibi "let us down" and then "tried to take credit" for an assassination in 2020. Like, who cares? Why are we bad mouthing the Israeli leader as he's getting attacked? The timing was as bad as Vivek's "let's not do cancel culture right now" remarks - they may be true in the abstract, but in reality, it's not where we are right now. Right now, we're in eye for an eye, so Vivek is right if we're talking morality, and wrong when talking current US culture and our interests...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (exHjb)

297 Looking at a map of Gaza, it appears the civilians are being asked to move 7-12 miles, & they've had 48 hours so far. As a 6th Grade Boy Scout, I/we used to make hikes like that in 1 day, with plenty of time left over to pitch tents, build a campfire, & sing Kumbyah."


3 miles an hour. Standard.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (pWfCA)

298 >>Tablet published a piece alleging the Junta knew about Hamas' plans and didn't warn Israel.


Merely confirming our suspicions.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (wF+ob)

299 249 Franz Ferdinand would not have been assassinated if he had not gotten lost in Sarajevo and stopped right in front of an falafel!

So Iran may not want Joey dead, but wars are kinetic things and well very bad things happen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (paHRY)


In all seriousness. As much fun as it would be to see Biden go all corn pop slurry mcstumble pants... I think we all would be better served if he got in and out without reverting to form. We need bidens best day over there right now.

This crap looks one step away from clusterfart.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (eggM4)

300 When the world appears to be on the precipice of nuclear destruction, I find it comforting to clean guns. I know it's irrational, but it is comforting.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (sWM8x)

301 What comet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (paHRY)

SMOD has grown horns.

Posted by: ValJar at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (eTnDQ)

302 Last minute challenger to Jim Jordan for Speaker arises out of the.swamp.

Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
1) Raskin: I would think that Liz Cheney would be the natural compromise candidate...And if they couldn't vote for Liz Cheney, that would be a hell of a statement about the condition of their party.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (FVME7)

303 The worst timeline...

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (q177U)

304 Iran is playing games. They know during the 6 Day War, Israel preemptively took putt almost the entire Egyptian Air Force. Then they took it to the Syrians. Eventually when Jordan attack they had no air cover and got their asses handed to them. When it was all over Israel had conquered the Sinai, West Bank and regained Jerusalem. But that was because all the Arab nations were conspiring to attack and take over Israel. How'd that work out then, Iran? You want a shot at the title, f'ing bring it. You, Valerie Jarret, and that simp suck juggler, Blinken.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (EnT0Y)

305 Who'd have thought Oprah would have sold out an Egg McMuffin?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:35 PM (krqg6)

Have we seen him around recently? Maybe Oprah ate him, thinking he was a literal egg mcmuffin?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (uGhsv)

306 Arm every Israeli who is not anti-Israeli. Arm every American who is not anti-American. Seems easy enough to understand.
Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (NxC5+)


Islam specifically calls for Muslims to lie to non-Muslims in the furtherance of Islam. Makes things trickier.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (zhLdt)

307 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
NEW - Only four or five days of food stocks left in Gaza shops: WFP

[cough, cough]
Posted by: andycanuck

If they left the water off the food would not matter.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (SveeZ)

308 Tennessee is a very capable football team, as is LSU. And Auburn is dangerous whenever you play them no matter how poorly they show the week before.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (RDD2k)

309 I wouldn't mind Jesus return right about now. I'm getting a little tired of this shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (2tdDi)

310 291 Enormous Comet With Volcanic ‘Horns’ Is Barreling Toward Earth

So during its closest approach better shelter in a steel building. Need to get an Uzi and more 9mm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (paHRY)

It's supposed to miss earth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

311 No he said Hezbollah was smart and insulted Netanyahu by calling him a liar . You may not think it was any big deal but if it wasn’t he wouldn’t have had his team write a subsequent spinning explanation under his name . He fucked up.
Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (MNhXM)

Sigh…. How many times over the last 7+ years have I heard that Trump had really screwed the pooch now! He’s done!!

Selena Zito… literally… seriously…. Some assembly required. Add a dash of what the Trump admin actually did in the ME during his term. Bottom line: arguing that Trump is horrible on Israel and the ME simply isn’t credible….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (3WbjW)

312 Most who even want to move south - to avoid engagement with Israel - will not be permitted to by Hezbollah. Everyone will be right he was, ready - or made - to die in holy war.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Not seeing the problem.
Maybe try not voting for them for the last 15 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (pWfCA)

313 Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 17, 2023 12:27 PM (RDD2k)

Yeah. The Bibi thing pertains to Netanyahu's claimed involvement in the killing of that one Iranian general. Trump said Israel was originally part of the operation but backed out.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (eYoxG)

That's it - the personal cheap shot to talk up Trump and take down the leader getting attacked...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (exHjb)

314 275 She's black?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (V8he0)

When they're hyper-leftist and "successful", half-blacks are considered black by other blacks.

If they are NOT successful or rich, then they are considered "not black".

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (sm6Pk)

315 And that's what concerns the White House. Not the prospect of a war with a terror state the United States has lavishly funded, but the PR mess that will ensue as it becomes clear--as it partly has from the Journal and the Times reports--what exactly Washington withheld from Jerusalem about what the Americans knew about the coming attack, and Iran's role in sponsoring, planning, and approving it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (JgqvA)
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Whatever we knew and did not share is beside the point. America's Iran policy has made much of this possible by deliberately enriching and empowering one of the world's more psychotic regimes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (d04cU)

316 Off sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (eTnDQ)

317 Israel Defense Forces @IDF 1h
We just eliminated Ayman Nofal, a senior Hamas operative.

Nofal was the Commander of Hamas’ Central Brigade in Gaza and the former Head of Military Intelligence.

Nofal directed many attacks against Israeli civilians and besides being one of the most dominant figures in the terrorist organization, he was involved in the planning of the abduction of Gilad Shalit.

We won't stop until we eliminate Hamas.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (krqg6)

318 302 Last minute challenger to Jim Jordan for Speaker arises out of the.swamp.

Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
1) Raskin: I would think that Liz Cheney would be the natural compromise candidate...And if they couldn't vote for Liz Cheney, that would be a hell of a statement about the condition of their party.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (FVME7)

========

A former House member who lost her primary by 40 points can only be a compromise candidate in the mind of a drooling retard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

319 Jarrett, yes. Obama's white whale has always been the UK, which he blames for the death of his father. If someone nuked London, he'd be ecstatic.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

Brits killed Frank Marshall?

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (AwYPR)

320 > What comet?

Posted by: Anna Puma



The Many-Horned Comet Of The Very Bad Day
(don't worry- it'll miss us by a mile)

Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (geLO8)

321 Name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie -NIKKI HALEY 2024 at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (RDD2k)

322 Tons of distant explosions as entire Tel Aviv and central region fired upon just 3 minutes ago.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (OiikL)

323 Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop.

Oh no. Anyway...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (zhLdt)

324 Time for Israel to preemptively preempt Iran by destroying its military down to the last soldier, and to obliterate its leadership both in Iran and abroad. This will never end until this entire generation of lunatic leaders and their armies, such as they are, cease to exist.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (IMj0f)

325 321 Name field test
Posted by: Moron Robbie -NIKKI HALEY 2024 at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (RDD2k)

========

I'm still Kasich or bust.

He delivers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

326 Yes, that point seems to be missed by the pro-Ukraine propagandists.

Now you're just being petulant.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (I/Qkd)

327 Islam specifically calls for Muslims to lie to non-Muslims in the furtherance of Islam. Makes things trickier.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


If you are muzzie, you are anti Israel.

By birth.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (pWfCA)

328 306 Islam specifically calls for Muslims to lie to non-Muslims in the furtherance of Islam. Makes things trickier.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (zhLdt)

And they have AT LEAST Four different categories of lying...

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (sm6Pk)

329 Not talking about that part of the statement - the part that Bibi "let us down" and then "tried to take credit" for an assassination in 2020. Like, who cares? Why are we bad mouthing the Israeli leader as he's getting attacked? The timing was as bad as Vivek's "let's not do cancel culture right now" remarks - they may be true in the abstract, but in reality, it's not where we are right now. Right now, we're in eye for an eye, so Vivek is right if we're talking morality, and wrong when talking current US culture and our interests...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (exHjb)

There were articles such as in the WSJ calling the current situation a threat to Netanyahu's political position before Trump said anything.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice this is a tough situation for Netanyahu and others publicly noted it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (eYoxG)

330 Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 17, 2023 12:19 PM (CecP5)

The first time a generational time is mentioned, when God tells Abraham his descendants will go to Egypt and be enslaved, God says that they will be enslaved for 400 years and that the fourth generation will then go free. So at least one place in the Bible has a generation as 100 years.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (nC+QA)

331 The United Nations (I know, I know) relief chief said this yesterday:

https://archive.ph/gLkCB

A planeload of supplies from the World Health Organization arrived to Al Arish airport in Egypt at the weekend.
The cargo includes enough trauma medicines and health supplies to treat 1,200 wounded patients, 1,500 patients suffering from heart diseases and other conditions, and basic health items to meet the needs of 300,000 people, including pregnant women.
For its part, the World Food Programme (WFP) has plans to reach nearly 225,000 displaced people in 19 UN shelters in southern Gaza.
WFP is also expecting five trucks carrying 100 tons of food parcels and 15 tons of fortified biscuits to arrive in Arish.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (Dz9Qm)

332 Just great. Just one more excuse to turn the ME into a sea of glass. 3,000+ Kelvin

Posted by: Despise sand spook goat screwers at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (5DfsO)

333 >>Tablet published a piece alleging the Junta knew about Hamas' plans and didn't warn Israel.

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Of course they didn't.

Supporters of Israel holler about the US funding Iran. Supporters of the goatlovers holler about the US funding Israel.

It all misses the point. DC plays both ends against the middle because it wants war, period.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (0FoWg)

334 @ChadPergram
1) Raskin: I would think that Liz Cheney would be the natural compromise candidate...And if they couldn't vote for Liz Cheney, that would be a hell of a statement about the condition of their party.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (FVME7)
++++
Sure. Go with that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (d04cU)

335 I'm an ASA man!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:41 PM (2tdDi)

336 So definite Hot Fudge Sundae on Tuesdae

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:41 PM (paHRY)

337 A bag of rocks is smarter than Nikki Haley. And it doesn't whine as much.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2023 12:41 PM (EnT0Y)

338 again

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, the never p_ssy candidate! at October 17, 2023 12:41 PM (RDD2k)

339 335 I'm an ASA man!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:41 PM (2tdDi)

=======

Listen, I know that Asa Butterfield was good in Ender's Game, showing us that he had the makings of a leader in a desperate war, but he's too young and too British.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

340 A planeload of supplies from the World Health Organization arrived to Al Arish airport in Egypt at the weekend.
The cargo includes enough trauma medicines and health supplies to treat 1,200 wounded patients, 1,500 patients suffering from heart diseases and other conditions, and basic health items to meet the needs of 300,000 people, including pregnant women.
For its part, the World Food Programme (WFP) has plans to reach nearly 225,000 displaced people in 19 UN shelters in southern Gaza.
WFP is also expecting five trucks carrying 100 tons of food parcels and 15 tons of fortified biscuits to arrive in Arish.
Posted by: m at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (Dz9Qm)
++++
Hamas thanks you. You will patch up and feed their soldiers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 12:42 PM (d04cU)

341 No love for !Jeb!?

Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:42 PM (geLO8)

342 Hey, Nikki. Remember about 10 or 12 years ago when you would see all those little kids in Gaza with the toy AKs, shouting "death to the Jew". Guess what, they're grown up and got real AKs.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 17, 2023 12:32 PM (0EOe9)
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Spoiler - they had real AKs back then...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2023 12:42 PM (YIVH2)

343 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (3WbjW)

I didn’t say this would irrevocably damage him. I said he fucked up with what he said.

It didn’t damge him with his supporters when he embraced Gavin Newsome . It didn’t damage him when he criticized Florida’s anti abortion law. I don’t think any idiotic statement he makes will damage him with his supporters unless he says something about gun control.

Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:42 PM (MNhXM)

344 335 I'm an ASA man!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:41 PM (2tdDi)

My wife used to have a bumper sticker that said, "Do AZ. I do".
(do as I do).
I read it as: "Do Ass. I do!"
She never looked at it the same again...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

345 Interesting...

ThunderB🇺🇸 @Pimpernell13
The ballistic missile ban in Iran will expire the same day as Bidens speech in Israel.

The timing is no accident.

He's gonna obfuscate it’s passing with a meaningless speech, delaying an Israeli offensive, which gives Iran and its proxies more time to ready their defenses.
9:17 AM · Oct 17, 2023

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 17, 2023 12:42 PM (GshMh)

346 @ChadPergram
1) Raskin: I would think that Liz Cheney would be the natural compromise candidate...And if they couldn't vote for Liz Cheney, that would be a hell of a statement about the condition of their party.

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Oh, the one who was tossed out on her a$$ by the people of WY in a completely humiliating loss of epic proportion? Yeah, pick her.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (mupln)

347 "The chief of the Israel Defense Forces threatens Hezbollah after it has been carrying out attacks on the Lebanon border in recent days, saying that if the terror group “makes a mistake” it will face “destruction.”

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (hht4k)

348 @113 Which means we are and have been at war with Russia.

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Under that logic, we were at war with the USSR during the Vietnam War.

/rolleyes

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (UZ/3c)

349 Do Arizona. I do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

350 Mike Kelly, PA. Gives good speech and will give you a good deal on a Caddy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (0EOe9)

351 Last minute challenger to Jim Jordan for Speaker arises out of the.swamp.

Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
1) Raskin: I would think that Liz Cheney would be the natural compromise candidate...And if they couldn't vote for Liz Cheney, that would be a hell of a statement about the condition of their party.


My prediction is that they'll hold a vote, and the bitter enders will vote for Cheney. After they lose, they'll come around and vote for Jordan.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (I/Qkd)

352 I'm an ASA man!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Would you say you have Asa fever?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (S+r/p)

353 333 It all misses the point. DC plays both ends against the middle because it wants war, period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (0FoWg)

And the WEF wants Depopulation.

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (sm6Pk)

354 The Paki response would be interesting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:15 PM (ynpvh)
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Because they do have nukes. And India might be looking for a chance to take that opening to get rid of the Pakistanis.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (GZYu7)

355 nh has advised the israelis that the best way to deal with muslim violence is to remove the israeli flag from israeli government buildings.

Posted by: N at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (RjBju)

356 It's not my job to prove him wrong, it's his job to prove his assertion correct. If that's petulance, then I think you need to look up the definition.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (I/Qkd)

He is correct. If the Russians are using an airfield, it's a Russian airfield. Which is why the Ukes are attacking it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (THgHc)

357 Gotta love an American Mission for Peace. Asking the regime for advice on achieving peace is like asking John Wayne Bobbit for marriage advice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (0FoWg)

358 The Biden administration is not a credible threat to Iran/foreign minister admirablehandjob.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (ogTiX)

359 There is evidence that Pasic, Serbian Prime Minister, may have known about the plot to kill Franz Ferdinand, and may even have tried to warn the Austrians about it.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (JrojV)

360 The fing world is gonna be on fire very soon...

Let the day drinking begin!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (UJJTo)

361 Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (MNhXM)
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It was a stupid thing to say. That doesn't mean I hate Trump, it just means it was a stupid thing to say.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (sWM8x)

362 Looks like our 4 BMD-equipped Destroyers (2 of which have performed BMD patrols in that area) will get a true operational test.

Posted by: Vrag Naroda at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (JuMV1)

363 Mike Kelly, PA. Gives good speech and will give you a good deal on a Caddy.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM

Good choice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (eTnDQ)

364 I just love (not really) how every news channel has to have a General (retired or otherwise) on for their opinion about the Middle East.
I have to remind myself that these generals have lots of medals but no victories.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (MeG8a)

365 348 @113 Which means we are and have been at war with Russia.

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Under that logic, we were at war with the USSR during the Vietnam War.

/rolleyes

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (UZ/3c)

Yes. Via proxies (except directly by us in Vietnam).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

366 A former House member who lost her primary by 40 points can only be a compromise candidate in the mind of a drooling retard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM

Huh, yea. Ice cream and tomatoes. Heh.

Posted by: J Fetterman. at October 17, 2023 12:45 PM (WGIsq)

367 Cold it be that Iran is perhaps saber rattling to later be paid off to stop it?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Could be. Were I your King, I would repay their words with my patented scorched earth actions.

The strong horse is the way to go.

To wipe out a few Iranian cities would go a long way to get their attentions.

I hope for respect. I'll settle for fear.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2023 12:45 PM (IaTa3)

368 348 @113 Which means we are and have been at war with Russia.

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Under that logic, we were at war with the USSR during the Vietnam War.

/rolleyes
Posted by: junior at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (UZ/3c)

The popular terms are proxy war or quasi war. As opposed to a direct or conventional war.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 17, 2023 12:45 PM (eYoxG)

369 Time for Israel to preemptively preempt Iran by destroying its military down to the last soldier, and to obliterate its leadership both in Iran and abroad. This will never end until this entire generation of lunatic leaders and their armies, such as they are, cease to exist.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (IMj0f)
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The world is long overdue for certain object lessons regarding warfare and destruction. I suppose it's time for someone--in this case Israel--to remind the world of the awfulness of war and why it's a bad idea.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2023 12:45 PM (YIVH2)

370 Rep. Cori Bush's Campaign Has Paid Over $100k to Her Husband for Mystery Role

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Cinnamon roll? Roll in the hay?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:45 PM (FVME7)

371 Hmmmmm... use up all the iron dome missiles against crappy hamas rockets. Then launch a dirty nuke at least over tel Aviv from Iran or Lebanon while iron dome is being overwhelmed with garbage rockets.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (eggM4)

I expect Israel is closely monitoring Iran by satellite and other means, and would see an Iranian missile at the moment of launch. And they have Patriot missiles, too, I think, which are better suited to intercepting IRBM's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Any "Iron Dome" battery has a finite number of missiles to be launched to intercept "incoming". In the case of the first attack by Hamas, they saturated the air, and knew that the Iron Dome batteries could be exhausted.
They also have been reloaded (Iron Dome). I doubt that Hamas/Iran has that many missiles stockpiled to repeat that tactic.
Israel also has the "Strela" or Arrow, anti-missile weapon, which has more range than the Patriot PAC-4 missiles.

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at October 17, 2023 12:45 PM (vcOmj)

372 Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (MNhXM)
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It was a stupid thing to say. That doesn't mean I hate Trump, it just means it was a stupid thing to say.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (sWM8

Agree.

Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:45 PM (MNhXM)

373 Gotta love an American Mission for Peace. Asking the regime for advice on achieving peace is like asking John Wayne Bobbit for marriage advice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (0FoWg)

That's a phallusy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (eTnDQ)

374 >>> In recent years, we ended "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and allowed gay and lesbian Americans to serve openly -- and it's made our military stronger.

Actually, gay-ass rape went up 1000% and all the enlisted have to take sensitivity training admonishing them to not assume that just because one may have been ass raped it doesn't the perp is gay.
Umm, yeah....

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (SveeZ)

375 Gotta love an American Mission for Peace. Asking the regime for advice on achieving peace is like asking John Wayne Bobbit for marriage advice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM

Or worse. Lorenna.

Posted by: J Fetterman. at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (WGIsq)

376 "The chief of the Israel Defense Forces threatens Hezbollah after it has been carrying out attacks on the Lebanon border in recent days, saying that if the terror group “makes a mistake” it will face “destruction.”
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (hht4k)
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YADA! YADA!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (OiikL)

377 I hope for respect. I'll settle for fear.
Posted by: Tonypete



The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (pWfCA)

378 373 Gotta love an American Mission for Peace. Asking the regime for advice on achieving peace is like asking John Wayne Bobbit for marriage advice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (0FoWg)

That's a phallusy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (eTnDQ)

You end up with a cut-and-paste job.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

379 He is correct. If the Russians are using an airfield, it's a Russian airfield. Which is why the Ukes are attacking it.

No, it's an airfield in Occupied Ukraine. BTW, I'm still waiting on an answer about the difference between Russian planes IN UKRAINE hit by ATACMs or HIMARs, or artillery, or JDAMs?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (I/Qkd)

380 Any land with an ethnic Russian on it belongs to Russia.

So, any US city that a Russian plays hockey or basketball for? Rightfully Russia's.

According to Russia, anyway.
Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (sm6Pk)


Pretty sure that area has a large majority of Russians. Not one or two.

Personally, I don't care. My big issue is that WE, the US, do not actually need to get involved in every single conflict in the world. Europe is rich. If Europe cares then Europe can get involved. It doesn't need to affect us. We've got enough problems of our own without needing to run around screaming that we're taking it to them damn Rooskies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (zhLdt)

381 Raskin: I would think that Liz Cheney would be the natural compromise candidate

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I'm 85% this is a joke. But in the fucked up world we live in, nothing is unpossible anymore.

Posted by: Montec at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (bWsRe)

382 A former House member who lost her primary by 40 points can only be a compromise candidate in the mind of a drooling retard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

Raskin is a Maryland Democrat. "Drooling retard" is axiomatic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (3Gtis)

383 It doesn't make any sense why people in the West hate Israel so much and love those the muslims that hate them and want them dead, too.
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And the LORD said to Satan, “From where do you come?” So Satan answered the LORD and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking back and forth on it.”

Posted by: Job 1:7 at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (XeU6L)

384 I'm assuming three fronts, as IRGC backed militias are massing at the Golan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2023 12:20 PM (ftih5)
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That would be a massacre - the Israeli's kept that piece of ground for a reason.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (GZYu7)

385 "The chief of the Israel Defense Forces threatens Hezbollah after it has been carrying out attacks on the Lebanon border in recent days, saying that if the terror group “makes a mistake” it will face “destruction.”
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (hht4k)
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I would think attacking Israel from the rear while it focuses its attention on Gaza would classify as a "mistake."

But what do I know?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (YIVH2)

386 we should have school for training hamas to cave dive

Posted by: N at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (RjBju)

387 382 A former House member who lost her primary by 40 points can only be a compromise candidate in the mind of a drooling retard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

Raskin is a Maryland Democrat. "Drooling retard" is axiomatic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (3Gtis)

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And here I thought the drooling part gave it some pizzazz and specificity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

388 254 Does Haley know that Cartel/gang members versus just your run of the mill illegal crossing into the US are not separated out?
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (oiNtH)

Shorter "Nikki" "Haley":

We have to import them here so we don't have to fight them over there!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (KSNKu)

389 377 I hope for respect. I'll settle for fear.
Posted by: Tonypete



The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (pWfCA)

And drink from the skulls of your vanquished enemies.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (N39Ws)

390 363 Thank you. I was serious.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (0EOe9)

391 384 I'm assuming three fronts, as IRGC backed militias are massing at the Golan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 17, 2023 12:20 PM (ftih5)
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That would be a massacre - the Israeli's kept that piece of ground for a reason.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (GZYu7)

Yup. High ground.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

392 " Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"


how dumb is this woman"

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I'm not sure if this is good or alarming, but she is nowhere near as dumb as Joe Biden.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (i7Q7S)

393 Supporters of Israel holler about the US funding Iran. Supporters of the goatlovers holler about the US funding Israel.

It all misses the point. DC plays both ends against the middle because it wants war, period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I think you are close to the point.
Somebody wants a war, and the reason is not that unclear. The Plandemic did not succeed as they wished, and the Ukraine-Russia war still has not drawn in everyone. A war and "Chaos" is an opportunity for the WEF. And remember that the WEF is a Front organization for a handful of the VERY wealthy.

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (vcOmj)

394 They also have been reloaded (Iron Dome). I doubt that Hamas/Iran has that many missiles stockpiled to repeat that tactic.

Last I read, Iran and Hamas have something like 150,000 missiles stockpiled. Granted, they're crude, but they're still dangerous.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (I/Qkd)

395 Colorado Pediatrician being interviewed by Wolf Blizter when an audible explosion is heard in the background. Blizter asks her if she needs to go to a bomb shelter and she says "There are no bomb shelters here."

Why its almost as if the leadership of Hamas has taken no steps to protect civilians by building up any infrastructure suitable for a war-torn region. I guess all the mining expertise was diverted to invasion tunnels.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2023 12:34 PM (l4B/J)

With all the bombing and shelling that Gaza has brought upon itself, one would think an MD, whatever her specialty, would have more useful things to do than gab on the phone with CNN.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2023 12:49 PM (THgHc)

396 I have to remind myself that these generals have lots of medals but no victories.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 17, 2023 12:44 PM (MeG8a)

Those retired generals are all victorious. They all got seven figure no show jobs in defense contractor C-suites in return for dragging us through humiliating generational conflicts that created a neverending sluice of taxpayer dollars for those contractors.

They won. Bigly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:49 PM (7kqDR)

397 Raskin is a Maryland Democrat. "Drooling retard" is axiomatic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2023 12:46 PM (3Gtis)

redundant

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2023 12:49 PM (AwYPR)

398 Israel also has the "Strela" or Arrow, anti-missile weapon, which has more range than the Patriot PAC-4 missiles.
Posted by: A face in the crowd
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Lock and load.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2023 12:49 PM (XeU6L)

399 352 I'm an ASA man!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Would you say you have Asa fever?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 17, 2023 12:43 PM (S+r/p)


How could you not catch ASA fever??!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:49 PM (2tdDi)

400 367 Were I your King



How's that effort coming along, Tonypete?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 17, 2023 12:50 PM (JrojV)

401 276 Hmmmmm... use up all the iron dome missiles against crappy hamas rockets. Then launch a dirty nuke at least over tel Aviv from Iran or Lebanon while iron dome is being overwhelmed with garbage rockets.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2023 12:24 PM (eggM4)

I expect Israel is closely monitoring Iran by satellite and other means, and would see an Iranian missile at the moment of launch. And they have Patriot missiles, too, I think, which are better suited to intercepting IRBM's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2023 12:36 PM (THgHc)


I believe the biggest threat from Iran is it having already supplied Hamas with dangerous-radiation isotope seeded big conventional bombs, and/or biological or chemical agents, located in the tunnels. To be triggered/released when Hamas and its Iranian advisors estimate there is a large number of Israeli troops over and in the weapons' locations.

Posted by: GL at October 17, 2023 12:50 PM (5fDan)

402 400 367 Were I your King



How's that effort coming along, Tonypete?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 17, 2023 12:50 PM (JrojV)

I don't find that argument disarming.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

403 I'm not sure if this is good or alarming, but she is nowhere near as dumb as Joe Biden.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (i7Q7S)
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It just means she's able to clear a very, very low bar. The greatest limbo champion on Earth (Barbados Slim) couldn't squeeze under it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2023 12:50 PM (YIVH2)

404 Tell Biden it's too dangerous and don't permit AF1 to land. Tell US Gov't that they don't want the responsibility for an American president being killed by terrorists.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

Be a shame if it was hijacked by one of Biden's mooseslime staff and flown into a building in Gaza. Yep. A damn shame. A real damn shame. Shit happens.

Posted by: The DNC now with a new 2024 plan at October 17, 2023 12:50 PM (h4nev)

405 56 "Nikki Haley’s talking point insisting we can separate Hamas terrorist from freedom loving civilians in Gaza"

Nikki isn't too far off the mark. The solution is simple, actually. Put all the Gazan people on the left. Nobody stands to the right. You now have terrorists separated from freedom loving civilians.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2023 12:10 PM (N39Ws)
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You have a very simple solution.
Nominated for Comment of the Week.

Posted by: Ciampino - a Frenchie NOT in Paris? at October 17, 2023 12:51 PM (qfLjt)

406 I believe the biggest threat from Iran is it having already supplied Hamas with dangerous-radiation isotope seeded big conventional bombs, and/or biological or chemical agents, located in the tunnels. To be triggered/released when Hamas and its Iranian advisors estimate there is a large number of Israeli troops over and in the weapons' locations.

That would never happen. They'd kill mostly their own people, and...never mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:51 PM (I/Qkd)

407 Supporters of Israel holler about the US funding Iran. Supporters of the goatlovers holler about the US funding Israel.

It all misses the point. DC plays both ends against the middle because it wants war, period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The US is only funding Iran through the back door shenanigans of the American hating socialists in the government. Our aid to Israel as our ally is up front and voted on by Congress.

Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:51 PM (MNhXM)

408 Stephen Miller, political adviser, for Speaker

Popcorn & a good seat worthy.
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370. Rep. Cori Bush's Campaign Has Paid Over $100k to Her Husband for Mystery Role

AOC's Riley has his mystery role, too.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 17, 2023 12:51 PM (GshMh)

409 Islam specifically calls for Muslims to lie to non-Muslims in the furtherance of Islam. Makes things trickier.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

https://tinyurl.com/44t3c3zw

Taqiya!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:51 PM (FVME7)

410 So Iran may not want Joey dead, but wars are kinetic things and well very bad things happen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2023 12:33 PM (paHRY)

Be a hell of a way for things to start.
Posted by: Red Turban
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Thats what we thought. That ahold has so much baggage best way to get rid of it is send him to the front...

Posted by: The deep state at October 17, 2023 12:52 PM (9xedP)

411 the ting is iron dome runs out of missils before hamas runs out of rockts, that's why the software for iron dome, which ignore rockts that hare not going to hit anything important, is so important to its succes

Posted by: N at October 17, 2023 12:52 PM (RjBju)

412 "The Palestinian Authority will pay families of dead Hamas terrorists a combined total of around $2.8 million, according to a report by the Palestinian Media Watch (PMW), a nongovernmental organization and media watchdog group.
In the current "pay-for-slay" system, called the "Martyrs’ Fund" by the PA, terrorists receive monetary payments as a reward for acts of terror. The more damage an attack causes, the higher the terrorist or the terrorist’s family is paid."

Yep , totally different from Hamas. Pa is the Hamas Bank.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 12:52 PM (hht4k)

413 394 They also have been reloaded (Iron Dome). I doubt that Hamas/Iran has that many missiles stockpiled to repeat that tactic.

Last I read, Iran and Hamas have something like 150,000 missiles stockpiled. Granted, they're crude, but they're still dangerous.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (I/Qkd)

The situation is much worse than that. Hamas has shot most of their stockpile, but it's Hezbollah in Lebanon that is believed to have 150,000 missiles - Iran has been building up stocks there for a decade. And Iran has who knows how many long range high accuracy missiles itself, and who knows how many now have nuclear tips. Don't count on Iron Dome - it could handle maybe a few hundred, but not 100,000 missiles coming in at once.

If Iran is exceptionally stupid, and I would never bet against that, this could all go nuclear very fast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2023 12:52 PM (i9ffA)

414 Rep. Cori Bush's Campaign Has Paid Over $100k to Her Husband for Mystery Role

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Cinnamon roll? Roll in the hay?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!

Cotton Candy's free to go,
Let me see you Tootsee Roll.

Posted by: 69 Boyz at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (hJLtW)

415 One of the biggest issues in the next election will be illegal immigration and how it is destroying our communities. But Nikki Haley's big issue is to import American Hating antisemites into that tinder. Ok there, honey. Maybe it's time to get off the sauce.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (EnT0Y)

416 test

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, a True Republican no-p_ussy leader for America at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (RDD2k)

417 At least in the end, there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn


kratos, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (OUMaO)

418 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2023


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So that kids will know how to forge checks?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

419 @394 Last I read, Iran and Hamas have something like 150,000 missiles stockpiled. Granted, they're crude, but they're still dangerous.

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Hamas might claim it has that many, but Hamas says a lot of things. Personally, I suspect that if it did have that many, they would have fired a lot more.

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (UZ/3c)

420 In other news, Audra is in bed with Eraserhead Kyle again, showing some nice cleavage

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (ufFY8)

421 Last I read, Iran and Hamas have something like 150,000 missiles stockpiled. Granted, they're crude, but they're still dangerous.
Posted by: Archimedes

That could very well be true, but now that the IDF is on a war-footing, and airstrikes are going on constantly, they would have a tough time deploying and firing them, and that inventory is likely about to be badly degraded by airstrikes.

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (vcOmj)

422 Yes, that point seems to be missed by the pro-Ukraine propagandists.

That and the fact that Ukraine is a client state of Kalorama.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

423 The situation is much worse than that. Hamas has shot most of their stockpile, but it's Hezbollah in Lebanon that is believed to have 150,000 missiles - Iran has been building up stocks there for a decade.

Yup, you're correct.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (I/Qkd)

424 Taqiya!

--

Present

- 7th grade classroom in Baltimore

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, a True Republican no-p_ussy leader for America at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (RDD2k)

425 OT: Gavin Newsome wants to bring back the teaching of cursive in CA schools.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 17, 2023 12:29 PM (JrojV)

F**k YOU!!

Oh, sorry, I misunderstood. I read it as "cursing". Sorry. **kicks dirt**

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (h4nev)

426 And here I thought the drooling part gave it some pizzazz and specificity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (LvTSG)

Kweisi Mfumi

QED

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (3Gtis)

427 409 Taqiya!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:51 PM (FVME7)

And Muruna, and Kitman, And Tawriya, and...

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (sm6Pk)

428 That could very well be true, but now that the IDF is on a war-footing, and airstrikes are going on constantly, they would have a tough time deploying and firing



maybe

Posted by: N at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (RjBju)

429 416 test

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, a True Republican no-p_ussy leader for America at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (RDD2k)

But not a Presidential one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

430 Rashin's hoping someone nominates his wife.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (GshMh)

431 “Rep. Cori Bush's Campaign Has Paid Over $100k to Her Husband for Mystery Role “

He scrubs under her fat rolls. Cleans em out.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (/IDqO)

432 Hossein Amirabdollahian
.......

Gesund fucking heit.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

433 Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Says Actors Using The Strike To Get New Faces

-
What they really need are new souls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:55 PM (FVME7)

434 I don't like it.
Rock the casbah.
Rock the casbah.

Posted by: Omar Sharif at October 17, 2023 12:55 PM (DZrNt)

435 But not a Presidential one.
--

My money is on her as the (R) candidate

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, a True Republican no-p_ussy leader for America at October 17, 2023 12:55 PM (RDD2k)

436 That would be a massacre - the Israeli's kept that piece of ground for a reason.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (GZYu7)

Yup. High ground.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

There's not much danger in ground assaults now - just a slaughter with no element of surprise. (think charging the trenches in Flanders Fields) But a huge danger in a massed missile assault against civilian neighborhoods.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2023 12:55 PM (i9ffA)

437 That could very well be true, but now that the IDF is on a war-footing, and airstrikes are going on constantly, they would have a tough time deploying and firing them, and that inventory is likely about to be badly degraded by airstrikes.
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at October 17, 2023 12:53 PM (vcOmj)
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Not to mention degraded by time. I doubt they have kept all 150,000 rockets in perfect working order over the past decade or so. If they do set them all off (or a larger portion of them), expect a fairly high failure rate. Of course, strength in numbers can still overwhelm even a highly fortified position.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2023 12:55 PM (YIVH2)

438 Kweisi Mfumi Taqiya, Esq

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, a True Republican no-p_ussy leader for America at October 17, 2023 12:55 PM (RDD2k)

439 All this war during Pumpkin Spice Season?

Animals...

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 17, 2023 12:56 PM (z5vMw)

440 Towel heads gotta towel.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

441 Believe that Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, came in the flesh, to be the propitiation for the sins of the world. And those who believe this, you must love one another. Forgive those who hurt you. It is time to turn your hearts back to God.

Read your Bibles. Time is short.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 17, 2023 12:56 PM (9CTr8)

442 440 Towel heads gotta towel.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

Does that help with cleanup in Gaza?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

443
To wipe out a few Iranian cities would go a long way to get their attentions.

I hope for respect. I'll settle for fear.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2023 12:45 PM


You take out the Kharg Island facility and Iran can not export oil. Period. This has been known since basically forever when I believe it was Barry Goldwater offered to fly the first mission to bomb it. Year? Guessing mid 70's.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 17, 2023 12:56 PM (enJYY)

444 Now you're just being petulant.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:40 PM (I/Qkd)

LOL. I'm going to start calling you Kyiv Archie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2023 12:56 PM (THgHc)

445 The thing is, Russia may consider that part of Russia. Doesn't matter at all what you think.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:31 PM (zhLdt)
==
Sure they might. But right now that's in dispute from the country whose land it is.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (GZYu7)

446 The US is only funding Iran through the back door shenanigans of the American hating socialists in the government. Our aid to Israel as our ally is up front and voted on by Congress.
Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 12:51 PM (MNhXM)

Sure, but the point stands... They're doing what they do because they need a juicy new war for us to get in. A nice, long, horrible, humiliating, destructive and profitable one. Their crass attempt in Eastern Europe is going for shit. Maybe this one will work out for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (0FoWg)

447 The situation is much worse than that. Hamas has shot most of their stockpile, but it's Hezbollah in Lebanon that is believed to have 150,000 missiles - Iran has been building up stocks there for a decade. And Iran has who knows how many long range high accuracy missiles itself, and who knows how many now have nuclear tips. Don't count on Iron Dome - it could handle maybe a few hundred, but not 100,000 missiles coming in at once.

If Iran is exceptionally stupid, and I would never bet against that, this could all go nuclear very fast.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Iran likely has the fissionable material to make nukes, but I also wonder how sophisticated their actual bomb-making is. How small can they make a bomb, put it on a missile, and make it work? The US, Russia and China have that technology, but does Iran?

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (vcOmj)

448 Isn't President Mummy going to Israel tomorrow?
I predict: pain.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

449 Smart man, that Andrew Collins...

Andrew Collins
@AndrewBCollins

A new genetic study published this week in the journal "Plos Genetics" finds that the Denisovans did indeed pass on genetic traits to modern humans that are today responsible for among other medical conditions, autism. Exactly as I have said in my books!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (TGPs7)

450 Does Nikki know her campaign is over?

Posted by: Tim Scott at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (sWM8x)

451 FREE TURTLEBOY!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (TGPs7)

452 High ground.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)


And yet, like Anakin, the muzzies persist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (zhLdt)

453 GOPE's gal Nikki Haley should go personally to Gaza to gather refugees.

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (SYTee)

454 The popular terms are proxy war or quasi war. As opposed to a direct or conventional war.
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Capt. Kirk: Mr. Spock, ask Scotty how long it would take him to reproduce 100 flintlocks.
Scott: I didn't get that exactly, Captain. 100 what?
Capt. Kirk: 100... serpents. Serpents for the Garden of Eden.

Dr. McCoy: I don't have a solution, but furnishing them firearms is certainly not the answer!
Capt. Kirk: Bones, do you remember the twentieth century brush wars on the Asian continent? Two giant powers involved, much like the Klingons and ourselves. Neither side felt that they could pull out?
Dr. McCoy: Yes, I remember. It went on bloody year after bloody year!
Capt. Kirk: But what would you have suggested? That one side arm its friends with an overpowering weapon? Mankind would never have lived to travel space if they had. No, the only solution is what happened back then: balance of power.
Dr. McCoy: And if the Klingons give their side even more?
Capt. Kirk: Then we arm our side with exactly that much more. A balance of power - the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all, but the only one that preserves both sides!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (krqg6)

455 Geez! Even Satan can't get a break in this economy!

Woke “Exorcist” Reboot Collapses In Second Week

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (FVME7)

456 441 Believe that Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, came in the flesh, to be the propitiation for the sins of the world. And those who believe this, you must love one another. Forgive those who hurt you. It is time to turn your hearts back to God.

Read your Bibles. Time is short.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 17, 2023 12:56 PM (9CTr8

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (2tdDi)

457 451 FREE TURTLEBOY!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (TGPs7)

Someone mentioned that the other day. What are the details?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

458 And Hezbollah, just like Hamas, has most of its weapons storage bunkers located under hospitals, schools, and mosques. Making a pre-emptive strike against them politically impossible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (i9ffA)

459 Ace, Sidebar Grammar Police. Pull over.

"Word War Three"? Is that where we trebuchet vowels at each other?

"Is this our only possible paradigm of thought -- we must Do Something, or Do Nothing, or it's Word War Three for certain this time?!"

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (EnT0Y)

460 >> Rep. Cori Bush's Campaign Has Paid Over $100k to Her Husband for Mystery Role


There isn't a single member of the Congressional Black Caucus who is NOT doing this shit.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (wF+ob)

461 Nuclear war is tight!

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

462 433 Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Says Actors Using The Strike To Get New Facesphallus.

Meg Ryan and Madonna enter the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 12:59 PM (eTnDQ)

463 But right now that's in dispute from the country whose land it is.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (GZYu7)


Ukraine is not in possession of that land. They claim it but they do not hold it. Russia claims it AND they hold it.

Either way... not my circus.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 12:59 PM (zhLdt)

464 The Junta sees a perfect opportunity to get rid of Joey. Why else would they send him to a war zone?

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (cTCuP)

465 Woke “Exorcist” Reboot Collapses In Second Week

I enjoy that Ace had an entire post last week explaining in detail why it sucked, but one of the commenters said yesterday that they went to it with their wife and it sucked.

That's commitment to the "nobody reads the content" meme.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

466 Does Nikki know her campaign is over?

*********

She has not being making sammiches lately so I’m guessing no

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (VTu1l)

467 464 The Junta sees a perfect opportunity to get rid of Joey. Why else would they send him to a war zone?

Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (cTCuP)

Hillary ducked sniper fire!
LOL, that still cracks me up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

468 Their crass attempt in Eastern Europe is going for shit. Maybe this one will work out for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2023 12:57 PM (0FoWg)

Israel has said quite clearly that they do not want American troops involved. And the amount of war materiel they need is a small fraction of what we have already pissed away in Ukraine.

This will not be a huge graft opportunity or neo-con wet dream no matter what.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (3Gtis)

469 465 Woke “Exorcist” Reboot Collapses In Second Week

I enjoy that Ace had an entire post last week explaining in detail why it sucked, but one of the commenters said yesterday that they went to it with their wife and it sucked.

That's commitment to the "nobody reads the content" meme.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

=======

I'm looking forward to using a free Redbox code to watch it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 01:01 PM (LvTSG)

470 409 Taqiya!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 12:51 PM (FVME7)

And Muruna, and Kitman, And Tawriya, and...
Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (sm6Pk)

It's amazing how islam's 10 commandments all have an "except for" clause where breaking the commandment is actually *superior* to following it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 17, 2023 01:01 PM (nC+QA)

471 Fingers crossed!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (2tdDi)
-

You guys are so lucky!

We have to Magen David our fingers.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 01:01 PM (OiikL)

472 The 6 BILLION DOLLARS was a tremendous amount of money, but nothing compared to the BILLIONS and BILLIONS of dollars that Joe Biden allowed IRAN to make...

========

He is talking about OIL Prices. Joey Shits Pants shutdown the Keystone XL and a whole of es federal lands and offshore leases.

Oil prices went up, and profits per barrel of oil went way up. That financed Iran's Revolutionary Guards and terror campaigns and Iran financed Hamas and Hezbollah with the extra money.

The high oil prices also financed Russia and gave Putin enough money to finance his "Short, Victorious War" with Ukraine.

Just a few short years ago, during the Trump era, Putin was canceling new ships and new aircraft. Then Biden came. Russian oil prices went up, Biden allowed the Nord Stream 2 pipeline completion, and Biden put the kibosh on the Israeli Natural Gas Pipeline from Cyprus to Europe.

All of which made Russian Oil and Gas more valuable.

Posted by: rd at October 17, 2023 01:02 PM (5dpJp)

473 471 Fingers crossed!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (2tdDi)
-

You guys are so lucky!

We have to Magen David our fingers.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 01:01 PM (OiikL)

::: tries it :::
Ouch! I think I just broke a finger!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

474 The Junta sees a perfect opportunity to get rid of Joey. Why else would they send him to a war zone?
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (cTCuP)
.......

He's already a mummy, tomb ready.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

475 Most establishment R's in politics and punditry have not evolved their thinking since about 2006. Nikki Haley, Mike Pence, Chris Christie, Lyndsay Graham, Mitch McConnell, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, National Review, donors, Rove and the election campaign organizations. I hate to find out what it would take to get these sclerotic thinkers to finally wake up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 17, 2023 01:02 PM (fs1hN)

476 Does Nikki know her campaign is over?


she has started a chaturbate site so that somebody shares her sex vids and she then gets to retire with as shred of dignity

Posted by: N at October 17, 2023 01:02 PM (RjBju)

477 This Iron Beam Israeli laser defence is only 100 watts.
I want to see a 1000000 watt laser with enough power to roast a turkey in Turkey. And yes, there are surprisingly a lot of
turkeys in Turkey.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2023 01:02 PM (TGPs7)

478 I'm looking forward to using a free Redbox code to watch it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 01:01 PM (LvTSG)


I think you'd enjoy it. It's very Prometheun, which is to say that it sucks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (zhLdt)

479 The Junta sees a perfect opportunity to get rid of Joey. Why else would they send him to a war zone?
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (cTCuP)
----

They made a deal with Dr. Jill. Joe will be martyred and she'll live large by being the widow of an American hero.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (z5vMw)

480 Read your Bibles. Time is short.

Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come.

Posted by: Matthew 24:42 at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (ppBhU)

481 Hillary ducked sniper fire!
LOL, that still cracks me up.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (ynpvh)
.......

Joe won't duck, he'll trip and fall.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

482 Ole Joe will be there tomorrow to fix all this.

Posted by: Dingbat at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (RLXm2)

483 House is voting right now for Speaker

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (3CCua)

484 That guys sounds like an ass.

@mkraju 3m
Don Bacon first R to break ranks. Votes for McCarthy

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (IG4Id)

485 471 Fingers crossed!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2023 12:58 PM (2tdDi)
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You guys are so lucky!

We have to Magen David our fingers.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 01:01 PM (OiikL)

https://youtu.be/JV2KNI9DcJY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

486 Meg Ryan and Madonna enter the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 12:59 PM (eTnDQ)

Such a shame what Meg Ryan had done to her absolutely adorable face.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 17, 2023 01:04 PM (nC+QA)

487 483 House is voting right now for Speaker
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (3CCua)

=======

*nods sagaciously*

Zombie Henry Clay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

488 It's amazing how islam's 10 commandments all have an "except for" clause where breaking the commandment is actually *superior* to following it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 17, 2023 01:01 PM (nC+QA)


You may not have buttsecks with another man... unless you are planning on engaging in jihad at some point in the future, in which case... homo it up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 01:04 PM (zhLdt)

489 Two for McCarthy

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (ufFY8)

490 484 That guys sounds like an ass.

@mkraju 3m
Don Bacon first R to break ranks. Votes for McCarthy
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (IG4Id)

=======

I think I read that McCarthy endorsed Jordan, too, which makes this really dumb.

So, perfectly appropriate for Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

491 481 Hillary ducked sniper fire!
LOL, that still cracks me up.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (ynpvh)
.......

Joe won't duck, he'll trip and fall.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

Like that Taliban guy fingering his gun...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

492 Such a shame what Meg Ryan had done to her absolutely adorable face.


she had finished being adorable some time before she did that

Posted by: N at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (RjBju)

493 Can't wait to see Joe wearing his aviators and a helmet that doesn't fit.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

494 Unfortunately , forthcoming military aid to Israel will be tied to that shitpot called Ukraine. Wonder how Jim Jordan will handle that.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (hht4k)

495 483 House is voting right now for Speaker
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (3CCua)

I feel like the worlds about to end in fire, and everyone is watching the clown show and laughing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (i9ffA)

496 With all the bombing and shelling that Gaza has brought upon itself, one would think an MD, whatever her specialty, would have more useful things to do than gab on the phone with CNN.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*******

She was on a joint UN/WHO humanitarian trip providing much needed medical services for children in Gaza. So her main role is virtue signalling, useful idiot and evacuate at the first sign of actual trouble. She wasn't able to evacuate so remains in a UN facility and interviewing with CNN was her next best option.

...much needed medical services...

Speaking of Palestinian Authority failing to provide basic infrastructure for their populace.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (l4B/J)

497 Don Bacon first R to break ranks. Votes for McCarthy
_____

The spice must flow.

Posted by: Don Bacon (R-Pork) at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (fs1hN)

498 I'm looking forward to using a free Redbox code to watch it.

I'm cutting out the middleman: I'm just going to punch myself in the dick this saturday.

Posted by: It's still probably better than Mike Flanagan's relentlessly dumb Netflix horror though. at October 17, 2023 01:06 PM (ppBhU)

499 Capt. Kirk: Mr. Spock, ask Scotty how long it would take him to reproduce 100 flintlocks.
Scott: I didn't get that exactly, Captain. 100 what?
Capt. Kirk: 100... serpents. Serpents for the Garden of Eden.


Star Trek: Kirk: Canadian, Scotty: Scottish, Spock: Vulcan, Uhura: African American, Chekov: Russian & Sulu: Japanese.

Ever notice there are no muzzies on the Enterprise? You know why?

Because it takes place in the future.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2023 01:06 PM (pWfCA)

500 Unfortunately , forthcoming military aid to Israel will be tied to that shitpot called Ukraine. Wonder how Jim Jordan will handle that.
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (hht4k)
++++
Put forward independent bills of whatever size he wants and if the Senate objects, then neither gets paid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2023 01:06 PM (d04cU)

501 494 Unfortunately , forthcoming military aid to Israel will be tied to that shitpot called Ukraine. Wonder how Jim Jordan will handle that.

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (hht4k)

Keep killing bills until they get a clean one. Only problem is that the MSM is the propaganda arm of the Left, so the Repubs will get blamed for trying to push grandma off the cliff. Again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

502 Some muttering after someone voted. Not sure what that was just now

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2023 01:06 PM (ufFY8)

503 >>She was on a joint UN/WHO humanitarian trip providing much needed medical services for children in Gaza.


Their efforts will fall flat.

Posted by: St Pancake at October 17, 2023 01:07 PM (wF+ob)

504 I feel like the worlds about to end in fire, and everyone is watching the clown show and laughing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (i9ffA)

I've felt like this for a while now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 17, 2023 01:07 PM (eTnDQ)

505 I feel like the worlds about to end in fire, and everyone is watching the clown show and laughing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (i9ffA)
.......

PARTY!

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2023 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

506 House is voting right now for Speaker
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 17, 2023 01:03 PM (3CCua)

I feel like the worlds about to end in fire, and everyone is watching the clown show and laughing.
Posted by: Tom Servo

*looks around*

Dammit, I just swept the place for ELINT devices. How did you know I was LOL-ing.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 17, 2023 01:07 PM (3CCua)

507 Every End of the World As We Know It thread eventually becomes a movie thread!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 17, 2023 01:07 PM (V8he0)

508 503 >>She was on a joint UN/WHO humanitarian trip providing much needed medical services for children in Gaza.


Their efforts will fall flat.

Posted by: St Pancake at October 17, 2023 01:07 PM (wF+ob)

What always happens: the medical aid and food go to the ones who caused the situation in the first place, leaving those in need to suffer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2023 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

509 The Junta sees a perfect opportunity to get rid of Joey. Why else would they send him to a war zone?
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (cTCuP)
-

Steps. That's all that's needed.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 01:08 PM (OiikL)

510 Four 'other' votes...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2023 01:08 PM (ufFY8)

511 488 You may not have buttsecks with another man... unless you are planning on engaging in jihad at some point in the future, in which case... homo it up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2023 01:04 PM (zhLdt)

Or unless you are doing it to subjugate and dominate them because they are filthy kuffar.

Posted by: XTC at October 17, 2023 01:09 PM (sm6Pk)

512 All checked in for my flight to Dallas tomorrow morning!

Whoohoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at October 17, 2023 01:09 PM (JOv66)

513 509 The Junta sees a perfect opportunity to get rid of Joey. Why else would they send him to a war zone?
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2023 01:00 PM (cTCuP)
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Steps. That's all that's needed.

Posted by: Biden's Dog

And sand bags. And a bicycle.

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2023 01:09 PM (SYTee)

514 Joe will get shot in the diaper and shit will fly.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 17, 2023 01:09 PM (HfNu5)

515 it is a bit odd that they have joe flying in noe over gaza in the middl of the night to get to israel

Posted by: N at October 17, 2023 01:09 PM (RjBju)

516 Sachin Jose
@Sachinettiyil
Based Catholic nun 😄💪

A Catholic nun in Ardeche, France, tackles an environmental activist who is there to stop the construction of a religious centre.

Video:
@ferro_nicolas

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2023 01:09 PM (TGPs7)

517 >> You may not have buttsecks with another man... unless you are planning on engaging in jihad at some point in the future, in which case... homo it up.


Also. Wait 3 days before eating the Fuck-Goat.
- Allah.

Posted by: mohammed at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (wF+ob)

518 My wife and I watched Mars Attacks last night. Funny thing, I was happy when the Martians wiped out Congress.

No idea why that resonated with me.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (z5vMw)

519 Man, I hope the world doesn't end right away. I bought a Taurus TX22 that's supposed to ship today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (sWM8x)

520 5 have gone other now mccarthy scalise and i think i heard a zeldin

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (CIS44)

521 Also World leaders are about to congregate in Israel. Most of western leadership could be wiped out in one fell swoop.
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When a US ambassador was killed, "what difference does it make?"

That's me sympathy level for them now ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (Rg5Pc)

522 Joe will get shot in the diaper and shit will fly.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 17, 2023 01:09 PM (HfNu5)
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That Depends.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (OiikL)

523 I would think attacking Israel from the rear while it focuses its attention on Gaza would classify as a "mistake."

But what do I know?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 17, 2023 12:47 PM (YIVH2)
==
Having two US Carrier groups as backup would absolutely prove pretty stupid. And now, politically Biden cannot not move them until this is all over.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (GZYu7)

524 how dumb is this woman
Posted by: DB - at October 17, 2023 12:25 PM (geLO

She is so dumb, she couldn't spell CUNT if you spotted her the C U And N.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (R/m4+)

525 The gaslighting really is incredible:

"Amid financial stress, workers are asking for emergency savings accounts as a job benefit, survey finds

Concerns about high inflation and a possible recession have not only affected the financial lives of many American workers — they’re also now changing the type of workplace perks that employees say they’d value most."

https://tinyurl.com/yud45cz9

We're at the point where people are literally saying "I can no longer afford to save $600 out of my basic needs" but there *might* be a recession coming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, a True Republican no-p_ussy leader for America at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (RDD2k)

526 Such a shame what Meg Ryan had done to her absolutely adorable face.

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I thought she was the epitome of femine beauty and not her only hope is if they make another Martians invade the Earth movie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 01:10 PM (FVME7)

527 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 1h
Trump exits the NYC courtroom and promptly issues a statement on the Speaker race:

"There seems to be great unification. I think Jim Jordan will be a great speaker."

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo 2h
Nancy Pelosi will be Speaker again in a few hours.
You mad, bro?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 01:11 PM (krqg6)

528 Or unless you are doing it to subjugate and dominate them because they are filthy kuffar
_____

Why would you slip your dick into filthy kuffar?

Posted by: Young Islamic Scholar asking too many questions at October 17, 2023 01:11 PM (fs1hN)

529 @Sachinettiyil
Based Catholic nun 😄💪

A Catholic nun in Ardeche, France, tackles an environmental activist who is there to stop the construction of a religious centre.

Video:
@ferro_nicolas
Posted by: Mister Ghost

*Looks at my sibs and laughs hysterically*

What the hell is wrong with those 'activists'? DO. NOT. F**K. with Nuns. Ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2023 01:11 PM (IaTa3)

530 My wife and I watched Mars Attacks last night. Funny thing, I was happy when the Martians wiped out Congress.

No idea why that resonated with me.

Posted by: Blake

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I saw it in the theater.

People laughed, then some cheered. Then everyone laughed and some more cheered.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, a True Republican no-p_ussy leader for America at October 17, 2023 01:11 PM (RDD2k)

531 My wife and I watched Mars Attacks last night. Funny thing, I was happy when the Martians wiped out Congress.

No idea why that resonated with me.
---
You still have 2 of the three branches of government. And 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2023 01:11 PM (Rg5Pc)

532 The women in my house have been watching chick flicks every night this week, while in the relative safety of our Jerusalem home.

Fortunately, I have work to do.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 01:12 PM (OiikL)

533 another zeldin

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 01:12 PM (CIS44)

534 527 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo 2h
Nancy Pelosi will be Speaker again in a few hours.
You mad, bro?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 01:11 PM (krqg6)

========

Gonna be honest, that'd be hilarious.

Nancy getting the Speakership again because 5 GOPe are sick of having to even pretend to appeal to voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 17, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

535 >>I thought she was the epitome of femine beauty


She was the height of Cuteness.

But, she fell far short of Beautiful. Merely adorable.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 01:12 PM (wF+ob)

536 Aside from negotiating the steps of Air Force One, Joe Biden will not even come close to suffering even a minor injury during his nap in Israel.

Posted by: spindrift at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (Otxz7)

537 Joe will get shot in the diaper and shit will fly.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 17, 2023 01:09 PM (HfNu5)
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That Depends.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,

Or backs into a turboprop jet and the shit'll hit the fan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (FVME7)

538 Don Bacon 🥓 ✈️ 🏍️ @DonJBacon 14h
I’m not budging. I’m a five-time commander and deployed to Middle-East four times. I’ll do what is best for country.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h
Is there anything worse than a GOP Congressman who refuses to represent the will of his voters, but barks like a trained puppy for his lobbyist donors?

Might be time to drain the bacon grease, Nebraska

Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC 2h
You were deployed to an Air Force base. You had less chance of encountering violence than you do while walking to your office in D.C. every day. And better Wi-Fi. Sell that somewhere else, Rambo.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (krqg6)

539 another scalise thats 7 others now

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (CIS44)

540 What the hell is wrong with those 'activists'? DO. NOT. F**K. with Nuns. Ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2023 01:11 PM (IaTa3)
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Especially those with chucks.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (OiikL)

541 Such a shame what Meg Ryan had done to her absolutely adorable face.

Her face is melted plastic. Just age ladies, it's natural. And FFS ladies, STOP puffing up your lips. You look like the fish tank cleaning fish. It's NOT sexy. And the tats, yea. That too.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (WGIsq)

542 8 others, my bad

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (CIS44)

543 scalise again thats 9 pretty sure thats enough that no one will be elected in this round

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 17, 2023 01:14 PM (CIS44)

544 FFS ladies, STOP puffing up your lips. You look like the fish tank cleaning fish. It's NOT sexy. And the tats, yea. That too.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (WGIsq)
----

Word.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 17, 2023 01:14 PM (z5vMw)

545 You still have 2 of the three branches of government. And 2 outta 3 ain't bad.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Pres Dale: Why can't we... work things out? Little people... why can't we all just... get along?
[the Martian Leader sheds a single tear. Dale smiles to himself, impressed. The Martian Leader approaches him and shakes hands with Dale. Then, the Martian Leader's hand detaches from his arm]
President Dale: What's this?
[the hand proceeds to crawl all over Dale's body. At the small of his back, it stabs through his body. Dale collapses to the ground, dead. From his dead body, a flag raises from where Dale was stabbed: a Martian flag]

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2023 01:14 PM (IG4Id)

546 What the hell is wrong with those 'activists'? DO. NOT. F**K. with Nuns. Ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2023 01:11 PM

My knuckles can attest to that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 01:14 PM (WGIsq)

547 Back to slagging on Nikki Haley.

There are Gazans that don't actively hate the Jews. You can find them in the cemeteries.

Posted by: rd at October 17, 2023 01:14 PM (5dpJp)

548 Unfortunately , forthcoming military aid to Israel will be tied to that shitpot called Ukraine. Wonder how Jim Jordan will handle that.
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2023 01:05 PM (hht4k)

I think a few years ago Congress approved a 3 billion a year funding for ten years for Israel. Any additional military funding I’m afraid you may be correct. For comparison we’ve given Ukraine 44 billion in less than two years.

Posted by: Drive By at October 17, 2023 01:14 PM (MNhXM)

549 Man, I hope the world doesn't end right away. I bought a Taurus TX22 that's supposed to ship today.
----------
Did you pay extra for the lead shielding??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 01:15 PM (krqg6)

550 Speaking of AOC. Do cannibals use air fryers when cooking airhead?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 17, 2023 01:15 PM (HfNu5)

551 8 others, my bad
Posted by: BruceWayne

These GOPe cocksucker surrender monkeys are gonna give SotH to the Donks out of spite.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 17, 2023 01:16 PM (3CCua)

552 "Amid financial stress, workers are asking for emergency savings accounts as a job benefit,
____

Workers are asking employers to provide them an emergency savings account? Where do these absolute idiots think the money to fund these accounts is going to come from? Great job there, "educators".

Posted by: Young Islamic Scholar asking too many questions at October 17, 2023 01:16 PM (fs1hN)

553 Back to slagging on Nikki Haley.

There are Gazans that don't actively hate the Jews. You can find them in the cemeteries.
Posted by: rd

Bet they still vote the straight Hamas ticket on election day.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 17, 2023 01:17 PM (3CCua)

554 Nancy getting the Speakership again because 5 GOPe are sick of having to even pretend to appeal to voters.
---------
LOL, I didn't think about the parody comment that way.

LOL. It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 01:17 PM (krqg6)

555 >>These GOPe cocksucker surrender monkeys are gonna give SotH to the Donks out of spite.


McConnel gave up the leadership to Schumer, in a split Senate, without a hint of resistance.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 01:17 PM (wF+ob)

556 NOOD Ivory Tower

Posted by: Iris at October 17, 2023 01:17 PM (NaH5I)

557 These GOPe cocksucker surrender monkeys are gonna give SotH to the Donks out of spite.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 17, 2023 01:16 PM

They do that and they can kiss any donor funds goodbye. Not that I give to the Pee anyway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 01:17 PM (WGIsq)

558 544 FFS ladies, STOP puffing up your lips. You look like the fish tank cleaning fish. It's NOT sexy. And the tats, yea. That too.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (WGIsq)
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FFS guys,
Stop dating women half your age and thinking they are attracted to anything more than your pocketbook.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at October 17, 2023 01:17 PM (VaV9x)

559
The circular firing squad of the GOP is not entertaining.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 17, 2023 01:17 PM (+oR7L)

560 >>Stop dating women half your age and thinking they are attracted to anything more than your pocketbook.


And date old chicks?


Never!

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 01:18 PM (wF+ob)

561 This is getting boring.

The 2023 women's fencing world champ pulverized the competition because, well, you know 🤡

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 01:18 PM (FVME7)

562 When gang raping the ass of the American Electorate, Comity is the ONLY Lube you need.

Posted by: GOP at October 17, 2023 01:19 PM (wF+ob)

563
Translation: we know we'd get out asses handed to us in a real war, so we'll send in some moronic jihadis to try and blow stuff up.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2023 12:04 PM (I/Qkd)



Yup.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2023 01:19 PM (n+4am)

564 Not enough votes to elect.
Will be a second vote for Speaker.

LolGF

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ufFY8)

565 I wish those voting against Jordan would just cut to the chase and state how much cash it's gonna take to get them to allow this shitshow to stop.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2023 01:22 PM (i9ffA)

566 The 2023 women's fencing world champ pulverized the competition because, well, you know 🤡
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 17, 2023 01:18 PM (FVME7)

Mexican?

...

Oh, you mean the thing with those little whippy fake swords, don't you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2023 01:23 PM (9UlRk)

567 And date old chicks?

Never!
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2023 01:18 PM (wF+ob)
-

Advice from the Founding Fathers:

https://tinyurl.com/55ruhwtd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 17, 2023 01:24 PM (OiikL)

568 The Fiery Priest for the SotH. He will vanquish the evil enemies of God and or the Democrats, not that there is a difference.

EXΛNXC 🇻🇦
@exanxc
·
Sep 3
There's a Korean action comedy-drama called "The Fiery Priest". It's about a Catholic priest with an uncontrollable temper who fights against criminals.
It is the highest-rated miniseries drama that aired on public Korean television in 2019. (PG13)

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 17, 2023 01:25 PM (TGPs7)

569 What always happens: the medical aid and food go to the ones who caused the situation in the first place, leaving those in need to suffer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17

...

If kids with no medicine on TV means lots of free medicine arrives for the army, there will be more kids with no medicine on Tv.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2023 01:26 PM (FbXyP)

570 "Kill them all; let God sort them out."

Every. Single. Person. Killed.
Was a Christian.
The Savior is perfect. His fan club are history's greatest dunces.

The muz have got nothing on you back-stabbing sons of bitches.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 17, 2023 01:29 PM (4PZHB)

571 195 If that happens, Kamala is going to need to fall out of a window.

Will she yell "Damien!"
===
Hope we have a House Speaker by then.

Posted by: Dingbat at October 17, 2023 01:30 PM (RLXm2)

572 294 Valerie Jarrett and Hussein Obama must be ecstatic at Iran's intentions.

Jarrett, yes. Obama's white whale has always been the UK, which he blames for the death of his father. If someone nuked London, he'd be ecstatic.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2023 12:37 PM (2ocoG)
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Father or grandfather?

Posted by: Ciampino - a Frenchie NOT in Paris... at October 17, 2023 01:36 PM (qfLjt)

573 Iran is playing games. They know during the 6 Day War, Israel preemptively took putt almost the entire Egyptian Air Force. Then they took it to the Syrians. Eventually when Jordan attack they had no air cover and got their asses handed to them. When it was all over Israel had conquered the Sinai, West Bank and regained Jerusalem. But that was because all the Arab nations were conspiring to attack and take over Israel. How'd that work out then, Iran? You want a shot at the title, f'ing bring it. You, Valerie Jarret, and that simp suck juggler, Blinken.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2023 12:38 PM (EnT0Y)

_________

We will keeel you alll

Posted by: Anus al-Astal at October 17, 2023 01:37 PM (RilAR)

574 424 Taqiya!

--

Present

- 7th grade classroom in Baltimore
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Nikki Haley 2024, a True Republican no-p_ussy leader for America at October 17, 2023 12:54 PM (RDD2k)

LOL

Posted by: m at October 17, 2023 01:38 PM (Dz9Qm)

575 538 Don Bacon 🥓 ✈️ 🏍️ @DonJBacon 14h
I’m not budging. I’m a five-time commander and deployed to Middle-East four times. I’ll do what is best for country.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h
Is there anything worse than a GOP Congressman who refuses to represent the will of his voters, but barks like a trained puppy for his lobbyist donors?

Might be time to drain the bacon grease, Nebraska

Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC 2h
You were deployed to an Air Force base. You had less chance of encountering violence than you do while walking to your office in D.C. every day. And better Wi-Fi. Sell that somewhere else, Rambo.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 17, 2023 01:13 PM (krqg6)

That's some high-quality name-calling!

Posted by: m at October 17, 2023 01:50 PM (Dz9Qm)

576 Nuke them.
Hezbollah can't take orders if their Iranian puppet masters don't exist anymore.

Posted by: stv at October 17, 2023 02:59 PM (TIhaI)

577 Old: We fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them here.

New: We bring them here to give them money so they can vote for Democrats before they burn the country down.

Posted by: Advo at October 17, 2023 03:35 PM (VHN21)

578 A-10 gun runs on Iranian armor. Can you say, "Highway of Death?"

Posted by: Wofus at October 17, 2023 03:40 PM (CNa+A)

579 Islam the Religion of Peace?! That's a joke

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 17, 2023 05:01 PM (wGqjj)

580 It's weird there is "no direct evidence" of Iran's involvement with the Hamas invasion, but they sure seem to have a handle on how things are going to play out.

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