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60 Minutes Hit By Sex Scandal Allegations, Because This Week Just Wasn't Disgusting Enough Already

You may remember -- or you may have suppressed memories of -- 60 Minutes having to shell out $5 million to pay off a sexual assault victim of the show's creator.

Not sexual harassment, sexual assault.

An internal investigation of CBS, according to a bombshell report Wednesday, has turned up more allegations of sexual assault from decades ago, as well as a payoff of more than $5 million to the alleged victim of a venerable journalist who died in 2009.

According to The New York Times, a former CBS employee said that "60 Minutes" executive producer Don Hewitt, who created the program in 1968 and produced it for 36 years, sexually assaulted her multiple times and destroyed her career. CBS has paid her for more than 20 years to keep her silent -- including as recently as this year, the report said. The settlement, reached in the 1990s, has grown to more than $5 million.

CBS didn't return Fox News' email requests for comment.

And $5 million is a lot more than a nuisance payment.

Also, Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.

Kroft was getting his kink on with the aid of Viagra and racy text messages -- including one in which he told his lover he "would rather be eating your pudding," according to a new report from the National Enquirer, which hits newsstands Wednesday.

The married CBS newsman -- who once famously confronted Bill Clinton over the then-Arkansas governor's rumored womanizing -- convinced Harvard-educated Lisan Goines that he was trapped in a sexless marriage with his wife, author and fellow journalist Jennet Conant, the Enquirer reports.

The pair then launched into a three-year affair -- the details of which would never get past the censors on Kroft's own award-winning show. In one sexting session, Kroft allegedly cooed to Goines, "Miss you and all that goes with it. Especially my favorite tastes and colors ... pink and brown."

What a sexy, seductive rap this guy has.

...

At one point, the hard-working TV journalist, who has a son with Conant, lamented his long hours on the job, the report said.

"Working late. Just ordered out. Would rather be eating your pudding," he allegedly wrote.

That's a panty-dropper right there.

And now, just as you're thinking "60 Minutes could not possibly become more gross," this story pops up and makes you wonder if maybe you shouldn't chop your genitals off and take hormones to destroy your sex drive.


>A bombshell lawsuit claims that CBS' "60 Minutes" has long been a cesspool of sex harassment -- including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."

Alexandra Poolos, who worked as a producer for more than 10 years at the prestigious TV news program before she was fired in February of last year, filed suit against CBS and its corporate parent Paramount in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday alleging rampant "misogyny" at The Tiffany Network.


Among her explosive claims: In 2011, Poolos was interviewed for a job at "60 Minutes" by Stahl, who allegedly inquired as to whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories," according to the lawsuit.

The suit didn't elaborate on the allegation.

"Poolos has never heard a [60 Minutes] Correspondent suggest that a man use his body to get a story," the lawsuit stated.

A CBS spokesperson said, "We are not commenting on pending litigation."

So, to for the Visual Learners out there, we have this Five-Alarm Fire:

Lesley-Stahl.jpg

...hitting on this Absolute Smokeshow:

pooolos.jpg

I mean... I'm not sure what stories she could score with her body. Maybe some Hot Goss about one McDonald's dumpster rat cheating on another rat.

For those of you wondering "What race is that?" The race is "Goon." She is Goonish. She is a Goonish American Princess.

Well, she's mostly Goonish. She is three-quarters Goon and one-quarter Mope.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




Comments

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1 Spaceballs: A Goonish-American Princess...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:33 PM (TGPs7)

2 Cruel Ace is best.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 12, 2023 05:33 PM (u82oZ)

3 Friedman-Banks ex swueeze?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:34 PM (++LEd)

4 My eyes

My virgin eyes

The goggles do nothing!

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 12, 2023 05:34 PM (VTu1l)

5 For those of you wondering "What race is that?" The race is "Goon." She is Goonish. She is a Goonish American Princess.


You killed me there Ace.

Posted by: Mark in South Jordan Utah at October 12, 2023 05:35 PM (RD45N)

6 one-quarter Mope

Mope or Moop?

Posted by: DaveA at October 12, 2023 05:35 PM (FhXTo)

7 Goonish-American Princess?

So don't mind the GAP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:35 PM (++LEd)

8 lol. goon.......

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 05:36 PM (xcxpd)

9 I wonder what Matt Lauer is doing these days

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 12, 2023 05:36 PM (VTu1l)

10 You're not fooling me, Mr Ace O' Spades. That woman is one hundred percent Mook.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 12, 2023 05:37 PM (a9CYf)

11 🤮
Up Next, sexual-harassment at The View

Posted by: Ex GOP at October 12, 2023 05:37 PM (qS8WV)

12 Normally I'd be skeptical, but a liberal bastion of News demands different treatment so I'll go with guilty, guilty, guilty.

After all they have the triple Omerta of Democrats, Media, and Leftists all working for them..

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:37 PM (eoQWY)

13 Does Joe Scarborough need a new intern?

She looks to be a dead ringer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:38 PM (++LEd)

14 NBC News
@NBCNews
Conservative social media influencers have shared speculation with no evidence that attacks in Israel would soon be followed by similar attacks in the U.S.

The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:38 PM (TGPs7)

15 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 12, 2023 05:38 PM (WhX4C)

16 Looks like 60 Minutes needs to be given the 60 Minutes treatment.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 12, 2023 05:38 PM (8sMut)

17 >The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:38 PM (TGPs7)

Welp, we're fucked

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 12, 2023 05:39 PM (WhX4C)

18 @NBCNews
Conservative social media influencers have shared speculation with no evidence that attacks in Israel would soon be followed by similar attacks in the U.S.

The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:38 PM (TGPs7)

So that mean tipsters and informants have been identifying and turning in people for weeks and weeks.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:39 PM (eoQWY)

19 Wait whut....

Swilling champagne out of of her back door?

Yuck!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:39 PM (++LEd)

20 Festerman's sister???

Posted by: Norman Spiny at October 12, 2023 05:39 PM (g9/Io)

21 Well, she's mostly Goonish. She is three-quarters Goon and one-quarter Mope.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM
======================
23 and Me has gone Ace-level cruel. VDH approves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 12, 2023 05:40 PM (fdD2n)

22 I still remember watching '60 Minutes' Audi 5000 story and marveling at all the holes, inconsistencies, technical bloopers and out right lies it contained, and saying to myself 'Who the hell believes this tripe??'

Quite a few people, it turned out.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 12, 2023 05:40 PM (a9CYf)

23 I'll never look at a pudding cup the same way again.....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at October 12, 2023 05:41 PM (g9/Io)

24 Wait whut....

Swilling champagne out of of her back door?

Yuck!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:39 PM (++LEd)

yeah, that's what RED WINE is for!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:41 PM (eoQWY)

25 The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S.

********

I’ll take die hard quotes for $1000, Alex

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 12, 2023 05:41 PM (VTu1l)

26 Not even if she was black

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 12, 2023 05:41 PM (Eeb9P)

27 Ewwwww! Eww eww eww ewwwwwwww!!!

Posted by: 50 foot projectile vomit at October 12, 2023 05:42 PM (WSArw)

28 >> "would rather be eating your pudding,"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2hs42H5T3c


[One of the best classic blues/rock records ever.]
[A must listen if you have not heard.]

Posted by: Wynoni Harris at October 12, 2023 05:42 PM (hagjt)

29 "...convinced Harvard-educated..."

There's yer problem right there.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 12, 2023 05:42 PM (Rbu5d)

30 Not during Terrorist Appreciation Week!!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 05:42 PM (Mzdiz)

31 Isn't that a male goon?

Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (vFG9F)

32 I was describe her as 'Lovecraftian'.

Posted by: stv at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (0+E6z)

33 Wait whut....

Swilling champagne out of of her back door?

Yuck!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:39 PM (++LEd)

Putting the "ass" in Asti Spumante

Posted by: Champagnal Adventures at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (WSArw)

34 @NBCNews
Conservative social media influencers have shared speculation with no evidence that attacks in Israel would soon be followed by similar attacks in the U.S.

-

They want us to be prepared the same way Israel was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (VzVXA)

35 The sexting is just gross but you gotta love how Kroft started out booking rooms at the 4 Seasons but as time went on his preferred love nest was at a Motel 6.

over the top horny is a disgusting vice but cheapness is just the hallmark of a sociopath

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (L78BK)

36 14...The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:38 PM (TGPs7)

🤡🤡🤡

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (Rbu5d)

37 "...convinced Harvard-educated..."

There's yer problem right there.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 12, 2023 05:42 PM (Rbu5d)

I never understood why leftists sporting that sticker didn't understand the joke.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

38 Give me a taste of your pudding cup, baybee!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (Mzdiz)

39 Quick. Someone Phtoshop Steve Buchemi's eyes on that Goon!

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (EbesW)

40 The woman in the bottom photo looks like Tiny Tim

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (4bEcP)

41 I look at Poolos and think "Twighlight Zone" rather than "60 Minutes."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(z5vMw) at October 08, 2023 07:32 PM (z5vMw) at October 12, 2023 05:44 PM (z5vMw)

42 Who was the other blondish Hollywood guy reporter who got fired after leaving drunk voicemail messages hitting on another reporter, something like he wanted a threesome and if the woman agreed, she “should just wink.’ (Wi…whi…whhhiink…!)

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2023 05:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

43 Also, Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.

-
Did he smell the cork first?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 05:44 PM (FVME7)

44 Off topic question for the horde: do any of you have a paw paw tree and how do you like the fruit?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 12, 2023 05:44 PM (Eeb9P)

45 I was describe her as 'Lovecraftian'.
Posted by: stv at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (0+E6z)

Come on, the Deep Ones are "ugly cute"

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:44 PM (eoQWY)

46 Steve Kroft likes to tongue punch the hole that feces comes out of......nom, nom, nom

Posted by: JROD at October 12, 2023 05:44 PM (IlL6s)

47 "And $5 million is a lot more than a nuisance payment."

Over a 20-year period? $250K/year. On that pittance, she'd have to move out of NYC, at least. Maybe that's how her career got destroyed.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 05:44 PM (MvF+J)

48 >>Wait whut....

>>Swilling champagne out of of her back door?


Dom Derriere

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (EbesW)

49 8 lol. goon.......
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 05:36 PM

I dunno...the female Goonies were both WAY hotter than these two.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (NCgXW)

50 Pudding. Pink and brown. Swilling from an ass. But at least he don’t say pussy.

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

51

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 12, 2023 02:58 PM (VdGjU)


How many of the Big Name TV News Readers and so-called Investigative Journalists could "throw the first stone" on any topic? Three? Five? None?

Posted by: GL at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (5fDan)

52 Misogyny ofc

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (FQmDC)

53 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: A Jewish school in Queens New York is closing on Friday after former Hamas chief Khaled Meshaal called for a global day of jihad.

In response to Palestinian aggression, *all* New York City Police officers have been told to report for duty in uniform on Friday.

The NYPD released the following message: "All uniformed members of the service are to perform duty in the uniform of the day - effective immediately and until further notice, all uniformed members of the service, in every rank, will perform duty in the uniform of the day and be prepared for deployment."

Gov. Hochul is also commenting on potential violence, calling it a "personal choice" if parents want to remove their kids from school on Friday.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (TGPs7)

54 She has a jaw line Jay Leno would love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (++LEd)

55 Another time, the 69-year-old newsman asked Goines, 41, “What exactly would be your preference,” the Enquirer reported.

Remember, Roy Moore was a sex criminal because as a 38 year old he had sex with a 24 year old...who of course also happened to be his wife.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (XqcwY)

56 Sponge may have trouble with socks but no way he can match me when it comes to screwing up a nic!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (z5vMw) at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (z5vMw)

57 Her dress looks like a rejected Daft Punk LP cover.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:46 PM (EbesW)

58 37...I never understood why leftists sporting that sticker didn't understand the joke.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

That's not funny.

--sandy flooke

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 12, 2023 05:46 PM (Rbu5d)

59 " Off topic question for the horde: do any of you have a paw paw tree and how do you like the fruit?
Posted by: Jamaica NYC"

Yes. The fruit is sweet and sticky. Like Ms Poolos.

Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 05:46 PM (vFG9F)

60
"Miss you and all that goes with it. Especially my favorite tastes and colors ... pink and brown"

Don't let the brown get you down

Posted by: Hepatitis C at October 12, 2023 05:46 PM (enJYY)

61 "Steve Kroft"

Cripes, when did all this ass-eating start? According to the Starr report, Bill and Monica did it too. Bleccch.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 05:46 PM (MvF+J)

62 You need evidence for speculation?

Posted by: steevy at October 12, 2023 05:46 PM (FQmDC)

63 She has a jaw line Jay Leno would love.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (++LEd)

or that Jay Leno's love created

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:46 PM (eoQWY)

64 "Working late. Just ordered out. Would rather be eating your pudding," he allegedly wrote.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Proverb at October 12, 2023 05:47 PM (aXxgO)

65 Also, Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.

Earthy nose, with a hint of corn. Notes of yeast on the finish. Delightful.

Posted by: Steve Croft at October 12, 2023 05:47 PM (NCgXW)

66 The woman in the bottom photo looks like Tiny Tim
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 12, 2023 05:43 PM (4bEcP)
......

after he was locked in a donut store for 6 months.

Posted by: wth at October 12, 2023 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

67 Dude. that's Paul Rudd in a wig.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 12, 2023 05:47 PM (T/Lqj)

68 It's true - cruel Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 05:47 PM (Mzdiz)

69 Dom Derriere
Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (EbesW)

[golfclap]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 12, 2023 05:47 PM (Rbu5d)

70 I wouldn't.

Bill Clinton would.

No WONDER that liberals hate themselves!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (e6UQI)

71 >>It's true - cruel Ace is the best Ace.


Can't talk.


Fappin'.

Posted by: VDH at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (EbesW)

72 "I wonder what Matt Lauer is doing these days"

Living in luxury that we can't even comprehend, probably.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (MvF+J)

73 Simon Ateba
@simonateba
A Jewish student at the University of Washington (
@UW
) campus witnessing a pro-#Palestinian rally breaks down: “They want us dead, how you are allowing this?” WATCH

https://twitter.com/simonateba/status/1712570640656486646

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (TGPs7)

74 63 She has a jaw line Jay Leno would love.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:45 PM (++LEd)

or that Jay Leno's love created
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:46 PM

Me think me in love!

Posted by: Bizarro Superman at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (NCgXW)

75 Hell, this is a whole season of Hallmark romcoms!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (FVME7)

76 Was the pudding a snack pack?

And why are our betters so unfortunate looking?

Gheesh.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (/zsGh)

77 Off topic question for the horde: do any of you have a paw paw tree and how do you like the fruit?

I don't have that tree, but the fruit is supposed to disrupt cancer cells from forming.



Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 05:49 PM (L78BK)

78 71 You enjoy yourself, old man. You've earned it!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 05:49 PM (Mzdiz)

79 @44 Jamaica NYC-whether its a prickly pair or paw paw I just stick to the bare necessities of old mother natures recipes

Posted by: JROD at October 12, 2023 05:49 PM (IlL6s)

80 Dom Derriere?

It has a certain aroma...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:49 PM (++LEd)

81 "I wonder what Matt Lauer is doing these days"

Living in luxury that we can't even comprehend, probably.
Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (MvF+J)

Probably still has the remote locks in his room too.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:49 PM (eoQWY)

82 Is that Jay Leno?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2023 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

83 Also, Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.

-
Did he smell the cork first?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Brings a new meaning to the word "corked".

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2023 05:50 PM (mp9e7)

84 Wow. That jaw. Don't usually see that outside of herbivores from Earth's ancient history.

Reviewing the evidence, maybe Stahl just thought she could use the action.

Posted by: Genetics are cruel at October 12, 2023 05:50 PM (ppBhU)

85 The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:38 PM (TGPs7)

Welp, we're fucked
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 12, 2023 05:39 PM (WhX4C)

LOL. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 05:50 PM (BdMk6)

86 Gooish? She looks like a pure-bred Goon to me, I'm still sober though so...

Posted by: Tom22ndState at October 12, 2023 05:50 PM (jYtOO)

87 "hitting on this Absolute Smokeshow:"

So that's what happened to Tiny Tim. Huh.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 05:50 PM (a1CRn)

88 A Jewish student at the University of Washington (
@UW
) campus witnessing a pro-#Palestinian rally breaks down: “They want us dead, how you are allowing this?” WATCH

https://twitter.com/simonateba/status/1712570640656486646
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (TGPs7)

Welcome to the Party, Pal!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

89 I can't not see Tiny Tim now.

And I can't not hear Tiny Tim playing 'Tiny Bubbles', either.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:51 PM (EbesW)

90 No creditable threat other than that one head guy calling for a worldwide day of terror.

Right?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 12, 2023 05:51 PM (RLLZj)

91 She wouldn't look so bad if she lost 15 pounds, did her hair, and I had 10 beers. Well, 8 beers. No, 10 beers. Ask me again when I've had 6 beers. Assuming she lost weight and did something with her hair. Either way.

Posted by: Goonhunter at October 12, 2023 05:51 PM (7ycwL)

92 Wow. This country need's Jesus more than ever.

These are the people that supposedly report "objectively" on social issues, crime cases, and national policy. You can't trust people who are BLATANTLY evil/vile.

Posted by: Roadtrip Dave at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (55YPH)

93 "I'll be in my bunk."

-John Fetterman

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (bNf8H)

94 90 No creditable threat other than that one head guy calling for a worldwide day of terror.

Right?
Posted by: Just Lily at October 12, 2023 05:51 PM (RLLZj)

A mere inconvenience...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (Rbu5d)

95 She is three-quarters Goon and one-quarter Mope
----
Well the math checks out.

Posted by: Weasel at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (JwHpX)

96

Goonish? More like a gornischt as in "gornischt hilfen."

Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (x0n13)

97 I can't not see Tiny Tim now.

And I can't not hear Tiny Tim playing 'Tiny Bubbles', either.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:51 PM (EbesW)

I see Dylan Mulvaney and hear Tiny Tim's falsetto.

Damn.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (Mzdiz)

98 off topic, sort of, shit heads at my mammy herald:

"Hezbollah is very smart," Trump said during a West Palm Beach speech.

well they knew who would jump up to defend them (and iran)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (B1FKF)

99 "would rather be eating your pudding"

Man, save some pussy for the rest of us, you sexy talker.

Posted by: What is pudding code for? Am I wrong to be thinking along German lines here? at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (ppBhU)

100 " No creditable threat other than that one head guy calling for a worldwide day of terror.
Right?
Posted by: Just Lily"


Just because they say they want to eradicate Israel and Christianity, that's no reason to set your hair on fire.

Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (vFG9F)

101 95 She is three-quarters Goon and one-quarter Mope
----
Well the math checks out.
Posted by: Weasel at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (JwHpX)


"Hey, I resemble that remark!"

- - Mary Mopes, who'd Rather not . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (x0n13)

102 I don't know...that bottom girl is giving me vibes reminiscent of The Kurgan.
https://tinyurl.com/w5he98kx

Posted by: Movie Moron at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (NCgXW)

103 Remember good old Charles Kuralt, the avuncular host of CBS Sunday Morning? Turns out he had a mistress out West for 30 years. But at least we were spared their sex drivel.

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (L78BK)

104 Not even with a stolen dick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (zYaEn)

105 Well, I do sometimes suffer the boomerang effect of changing standards, but as of the last few weeks, in light of the Russell Brand accusations, I believe where things currently stand are we're supposed to believe all women.

Right???

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (dGCAG)

106 No creditable threat other than that one head guy calling for a worldwide day of terror.

Right?
Posted by: Just Lily at October 12, 2023 05:51 PM (RLLZj)

No direct evidence.

Posted by: FBI "Special" Agent at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

107 I’m not going to bash someone for sex talk . It always sounds creepy reading it from the outside looking in. The adultery and harassment is a different story.

Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (MNhXM)

108 99 "would rather be eating your pudding"

Man, save some pussy for the rest of us, you sexy talker.
Posted by: What is pudding code for? Am I wrong to be thinking along German lines here? at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM (ppBhU)


Bill Cosby used pudding. And roofies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (x0n13)

109 She is three-quarters Goon and one-quarter Mope.

I do think I see the Mope. Sure it ain't more like 50/50?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

110 Sad for the UW gal, but Free speech baby. It’s Not just for speech you like. Those Palestinian idiots have been demonstrating in the aptly named red square since I was there; everyone ignores them

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

111 Oooo.

That last photo looks like a tall Danny Devito in a wig.

Posted by: the Arnohld at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (hagjt)

112 Simon Ateba
@simonateba
A Jewish student at the University of Washington (
@UW
) campus witnessing a pro-#Palestinian rally breaks down: “They want us dead, how you are allowing this?” WATCH

https://twitter.com/simonateba/status/1712570640656486646
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:48 PM (TGPs7)

Welcome to reality, son.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (BdMk6)

113 "The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S."

That's because many of them are "Sudden Jihadi Syndrome" candidates. They don't show up on FBI radar until they pop.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (MvF+J)

114 *flashes thread*

Posted by: Charlie Rose at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (zYaEn)

115 109 She is three-quarters Goon and one-quarter Mope.

I do think I see the Mope. Sure it ain't more like 50/50?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

Maybe she's the love-child of John Kerry.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

116 Remember good old Charles Kuralt, the avuncular host of CBS Sunday Morning? Turns out he had a mistress out West for 30 years. But at least we were spared their sex drivel.

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (L78BK)

Not just a mistress, but I believe he was living a double life. His "on the road" series was in part so he could drag the other woman around with him, doing heaven knows what in his RV.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (dGCAG)

117 I think she looks like Fred Gwynne.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (xPl2J)

118 100 " No creditable threat other than that one head guy calling for a worldwide day of terror.
Right?
Posted by: Just Lily"

Just because they say they want to eradicate Israel and Christianity, that's no reason to set your hair on fire.
Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 05:52 PM

Right. Why go through the effort when we'll do it for you? For free? And more!

Posted by: Global Jihadis at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (NCgXW)

119 Even at last call that wouldn't look good.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (a1CRn)

120 We don't even get funny clowns in ClownWorld. We only get the perverted Gacy serial killer type clowns in our government and media.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (BOcZw)

121 I’m not going to bash someone for sex talk . It always sounds creepy reading it from the outside looking in. The adultery and harassment is a different story.

Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (MNhXM)

In all fairness, we're mocking, not bashing. It's always funny when it's someone else's sex talk. GROSS!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (Mzdiz)

122 Well, I do sometimes suffer the boomerang effect of changing standards, but as of the last few weeks, in light of the Russell Brand accusations, I believe where things currently stand are we're supposed to believe all women.

Right???
Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2023 05:53 PM (dGCAG)

Only *anonymous* ones when filtered through a major UK paper and media organization. Actual live women can be ignored.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (eoQWY)

123 Men who cheat often justify themselves by blaming their wives instead of sorting out their issues with their wives.
I know.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 12, 2023 05:55 PM (goJt/)

124
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex

BREAKING: Axios reports Israeli intelligence identified irregular activity among Hamas operatives in Gaza the night before the attack, but top military and security leaders decided against putting military forces on high alert.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:55 PM (TGPs7)

125 Snowing in Wyoming right now. Not here, but I can feel the periphery. Cool, overcast and blustery.

Might be an interesting winter. or a boring one. You never know until it happens.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 12, 2023 05:55 PM (T/Lqj)

126 114 *flashes thread*

Posted by: Charlie Rose at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (zYaEn)

I think you should be hacked ::: making sawing handgesture :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

127 How can you have any meat if you don't eat yer pudding !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 05:55 PM (NtVYv)

128 119 Even at last call that wouldn't look good.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (a1CRn)

An old routine where the comic says, "you start off the evening saying 'Blondes only!' By the end of the night, the toothless hag with a bucket and a mop under the lamppost looks hot."

Hotter than the Goon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (x0n13)

129 Are we sure that bottom pic isn't of John Lithgow in drag for that movie Robin Williams called "The World According to Garp?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (++LEd)

130 It must be chicken roosting season because the leftists sure have a lot coming home to do it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (NiwPL)

131 >> Men who cheat often justify themselves by blaming their wives instead of sorting out their issues with their wives.


"Jim never buys Champagne to bring home?"

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (EbesW)

132 LANTERN JAWED FREAK!!

Posted by: Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (vFG9F)

133 a venerable journalist
________________

Why do leftists always prepend honorifics like that to dirtbags? In a doctor's office I saw a People magazine that had Jane Fonda on the cover, where she was characterized as "legendary." In whose mind, besides her own?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

134 117 I think she looks like Fred Gwynne.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (xPl2J)

Indeed, but John Kerry could be too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

135 I’m not going to bash someone for sex talk . It always sounds creepy reading it from the outside looking in. The adultery and harassment is a different story.

I'm willing to give some heat-of-the-moment discount. But "I need your pudding, baby"? That's straight-up "I wear a sex helmet to prevent injuries" territory.

Posted by: A helmet with a faceguard. at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (ppBhU)

136 44 Off topic question for the horde: do any of you have a paw paw tree and how do you like the fruit?
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

All I know is you have to be careful how you eat it.

Posted by: All I know I learned from Jungle Book at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (hagjt)

137 Kirk will blast that Goon with a diamond gun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (63Dwl)

138 In all fairness, we're mocking, not bashing. It's always funny when it's someone else's sex talk. GROSS!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 05:54 PM (Mzdiz)

Shakespeare's sonnets, Catullus' poems, Ovid too seemed to do OK.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (eoQWY)

139 95 She is three-quarters Goon and one-quarter Mope
----
Well the math checks out.
Posted by: Weasel
----------
Need to discuss proper target acquisition here.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (BOcZw)

140 Off topic question for the horde: do any of you have a paw paw tree and how do you like the fruit?
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

I have many. I love the fruit. Some people cannot tolerate it.
Banana, with a hint of lemon. Texture... banana pudding?
There are F1 hybrids with larger fruit. (Stark Bros).
There are not pollinated by bees, but by flies.

Posted by: MkY at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (cPGH3)

141 Off Topic; unarmed suspects so not a foiled terror attack it would seem.

Yanky @Yanky_Pollak 2h
BREAKING: Three suspected Hamas supporters arrested after alleged threats to Toronto Jewish school; police deployed inside class

||Three suspected Hamas supporters arrested after alleged threats to Toronto Jewish school; police deployed inside classroom

'This is a deeply disturbing event that naturally serves to stoke fear and anxiety. However our security team responded per our protocols and police response was swift. One of our security staff maintained visual contact with the suspects until police arrived,' read a statement from the school.

According to an email from the Tannenbaum Community Hebrew Academy of Toronto (TannenbaumCHAT) administration to staff and parents, three men approached students on Dufferin Street, and one individual made threats directed at the school and students.||

https://tinyurl.com/35ctw2hb
Rebel News

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (krqg6)

142 Toronto Police Operations @TPSOperations 2h
THREAT:
Community Hebrew Academy of Toronto (CHAT)
12:32pm
-report about 3 males at the school directed to leave by security
-susp then made threats to the school and left property
-officers searched the area and arrested all 3 suspects
-Hate Crimes investigating

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (krqg6)

143 Need more?

Posted by: MkY at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (cPGH3)

144 "Alexandra Poolos, who worked as a producer for more than 10 years at the prestigious TV news program before she was fired in February of last year, filed suit..."

So it took ten years to act? After accepting the job? The termination of which led to lawsuit for misogyny?

I'm cheering for injuries. Expensive, painful injuries for both parties.

Also, isn't "prestigious TV news program" liable for suit of false advertising?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (aXxgO)

145 Putting on the Ritz comes to mind

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

146 @44 My mother was born near the village of Paw Paw.

I looked into planting some, but many states prohibit their importation. Pest vector, or invasive. They are messy, known for dropping fruit early that then does a good imitation of a rotting banana. There's your downside: you wouldn't have liked Mom.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (4PZHB)

147 from abc news:

Trump's comments also drew criticism from his former vice president, Mike Pence, who is challenging him for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination.

"Hezbollah aren't smart. They're evil," Pence said during a New Hampshire radio appearance on Thursday.

He added that Trump, the front-runner for the nomination so far, is "simply not expressing -- and his imitators in this primary are not expressing -- the same muscular American foreign policy that we lived out every day."

[like one can't be smart and evil at the same time]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (B1FKF)

148 In fairness to Steve Kroft most of the leftist couples I know seem to be in a sexless marriage. Or, at least, they aren't having sex with each other.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (XqcwY)

149 Among her explosive claims: In 2011, Poolos was interviewed for a job at "60 Minutes" by Stahl, who allegedly inquired as to whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories," according to the lawsuit.

I think Barbara Walters did this dirty work with Fidel. And liked it.

Posted by: Cheri at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

150 124
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex

BREAKING: Axios reports Israeli intelligence identified irregular activity among Hamas operatives in Gaza the night before the attack, but top military and security leaders decided against putting military forces on high alert.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 05:55 PM (TGPs7)


"COM-14 reports sinking a submarine just off the harbor entrance."

"Ignore it. Just a green kid commanding the Ward."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (x0n13)

151 125 Snowing in Wyoming right now. Not here, but I can feel the periphery. Cool, overcast and blustery.

Might be an interesting winter. or a boring one. You never know until it happens.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 12, 2023 05:55 PM (T/Lqj)

That's Global Waring Climate Change for ya.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

152 would rather be eating your pudding,"
-

There's a cowpunk song by 9 lb hammer called Shakey Pudding that is outstanding.

NSFW

youtu.be/bAJ-qymYdU4?si=h
dLBgWOCjeP5pfJc

Guy Davis has a good bluegrass song about it, too.

And some of you might remember Gator discussing the topic. White Lightning iirc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (VzVXA)

153 >>Snowing in Wyoming right now. Not here, but I can feel the periphery. Cool, overcast and blustery.

There was snow on all the peaks this am.

But, it will be 70 on Saturday.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (EbesW)

154 Goon Girl has those red eye underlines that reminds me of someone who spends all their time in a dimly lit NYC high rise apartment.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (YyRSv)

155 I mean... I'm not sure what stories she could score with her body.
____________

She could cover the dog-fighting circuit.

Maybe Lesley Stahl just asked her that out of cruelty, just for the yucks when she told others about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

156 but I believe he was living a double life.

IIRC he was supporting her whole family out in MT

Posted by: kallisto at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (L78BK)

157 The FBI has assured us there are no credible terrorist threats?

Okay, I guess I need to keep some extra ammo and something a bit more potent than a handgun near to hand.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (z5vMw) at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (z5vMw)

158 re 141: maybe they'll have their bank accounts frozen.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (B1FKF)

159 9 lb Hammer rocks.

Saw them open for Nashville Pussy.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (EbesW)

160 137 Kirk will blast that Goon with a diamond gun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (63Dwl)


That's Gorn, Emily.

"Never mind."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (x0n13)

161 Among her explosive claims: In 2011, Poolos was interviewed for a job at "60 Minutes" by Stahl, who allegedly inquired as to whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories," according to the lawsuit.

___

LOL. That's sexual harassment? JFC Poolos, grow a pair of balls. Will ya?

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (bWsRe)

162 "There are not pollinated by bees, but by flies.
Posted by: MkY "


agggh! PITOOIE!

*spits out paw paw fruit*

Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (vFG9F)

163 130 It must be chicken roosting season because the leftists sure have a lot coming home to do it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM

Weird...all I keep seeing is "it's Trump’s fault, we're fortunate to have someone as amazing as Biden to lead the world through these troubled times, and Republicans are literal Nazis and Putin puppets for not passing more Biden spending initiatives, most especially more money for Ukraine".

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (NCgXW)

164 Why do leftists always prepend honorifics like that to dirtbags? In a doctor's office I saw a People magazine that had Jane Fonda on the cover, where she was characterized as "legendary." In whose mind, besides her own?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

A bimbo actress who parlayed contorting herself in tight clothes in a workout video into becoming a feminist icon?

Plenty of legends there, like Paul Bunyan and his giant Ox.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)

165 Not quite the palate cleanser thread I was expecting...

Posted by: Max Power at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (q177U)

166 I'm willing to give some heat-of-the-moment discount. But "I need your pudding, baby"? That's straight-up "I wear a sex helmet to prevent injuries" territory.

Posted by: A helmet with a faceguard. at October 12, 2023 05:56 PM (ppBhU)

I think it cuts to the chase - you just don't want it out in public.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (Mzdiz)

167 >>> Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.
---

That's puke level revolting.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (NsTYX)

168 161 Among her explosive claims: In 2011, Poolos was interviewed for a job at "60 Minutes" by Stahl, who allegedly inquired as to whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories," according to the lawsuit.


maybe they meant they expected her to sit on difficult sources?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (AcWfM)

169 Trump's comments also drew criticism from his former vice president, Mike Pence, who is challenging him for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination.
__________________

As if.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

170
The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S.

+++

Oh shit!

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (bWsRe)

171 She is three-quarters Goon and one-quarter Mope.

Come for the wisdom, information, and commentary... stay for the pure poetry.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (CecP5)

172 80 Dom Derriere?

It has a certain aroma...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:49 PM (++LEd)

With hints of corn and peanuts...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

173 I don't remember what it was but some major news event broke just as Steve Kroft's back door man proclivities were revealed that sucked all the oxygen out of the Kroft story. I thought at the time that he was the luckiest sumbitch in the world.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (FVME7)

174 "The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S."

Since there's no threat, let's park two carrier groups right next to the conflict. Makes sense.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (MvF+J)

175
When I read about men who cheat I'm reminded of the song sung by a woman yet apparently written by a gay guy or two. Something about scratching her initials in his fancy four wheel drive something or other. Puncturing all his tires. Destroying the upholstery.

At that point I don't blame the guy so much.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (enJYY)

176 [like one can't be smart and evil at the same time]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (B1FKF)

Well, Pence can't.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (Mzdiz)

177 Paw-Paw, WV.

Posted by: Charlie Rose at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (zYaEn)

178 Lisan Goines

WTF is the matter with this woman ? What did she see in Kroft. She is pretty good looking

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (NtVYv)

179 LOL. That's sexual harassment? JFC Poolos, grow a pair of balls. Will ya?
Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM

I'm available, if the position for lady journalist with balls is still open?

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (NCgXW)

180 Maybe Lesley Stahl just asked her that out of cruelty, just for the yucks when she told others about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

I thought the same. She could have also asked her ‘ Would it also be possible to get an interview with your father, Tiny Tim? ‘

Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (MNhXM)

181 170
The FBI says it has no information indicating a credible terrorist threat against the U.S.

+++

Oh shit!

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (bWsRe)

That's strange. I thought MAGAs were at the top of their list...
Oh. OH!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

182 "They are messy, known for dropping fruit early that then does a good imitation of a rotting banana."

They don't last long. Birds love them, and my driveway get covered in paw paw spots in one area every year. I might eat one or two a year, maybe none anymore.

Posted by: fd at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (vFG9F)

183 Trump's comments also drew criticism from his former vice president, Mike Pence, who is challenging him for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination.
__________________

As if.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

kinda like that dude was challenging the column of tanks in Tienneman Square

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (eoQWY)

184 Is she a descendent of the Three Stooges' Goon?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (nnp+f)

185
Oh looki , someone totally not involved in the atrocities has a message:

"Iran's FM: Continuation of crimes against Palestinians will receive response"


This should make HarryParatestes very happy.

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (+bPgI)

186 who allegedly inquired as to whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories," according to the lawsuit.

I can see this - threatening a source with a nekkid Poolos would cause the poor bastid to spill it all. I myself would even make shit up just to get away from that beast.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (mp9e7)

187
I'm pretty sure that when Leslie Stahl asked Goony if she was willing to "use her body to secure stories", she meant-

Goony should threaten to clobber the interviewee senseless with her Huge Iron Jaw of Destruction and Mayhem.

It's a bit like Thor's hammer...only attached to her face.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (QzZeQ)

188 Among her explosive claims: In 2011, Poolos was interviewed for a job at "60 Minutes" by Stahl, who allegedly inquired as to whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories," according to the lawsuit.

I think Barbara Walters did this dirty work with Fidel. And liked it.
Posted by: Cheri at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

My comment from earlier was that, essentially the movie "To Die For" should now be viewed as a documentary.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (dGCAG)

189 My gut (and eyes) tell me that Alexandra Poolos' accusations are bullshit. Nobody, not even Leslie Stahl, would suggest Miss Alexandra could/would/should use her (admittedly, I'm making an assumption here) body for anything other than stopping hockey pucks from entering the net.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (XMwZJ)

190 A bimbo actress who parlayed contorting herself in tight clothes in a workout video into becoming a feminist icon?

Plenty of legends there, like Paul Bunyan and his giant Ox.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)
_______________

And a raving, barking at the moon communist, since they won over her little toy brain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

191 164 A bimbo actress who parlayed contorting herself in tight clothes in a workout video into becoming a feminist icon?

Plenty of legends there, like Paul Bunyan and his giant Ox.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)

Her legend was built on top of an NVA flak battery, yukking it up with Charlie while Americans were getting the Hamas treatment at the Hanoi Hilton.

That she escaped a date with the hangman could be categorized as "legendary." But mostly disgusting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (x0n13)

192 There was a Hollywood couple, can't remember their names, who went public a few years ago with the story of how one of them had anal cancer and the other got oral cancer.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (xPl2J)

193 That's a MAN, baby!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (Srpty)

194 Men who cheat often justify themselves by blaming their wives

"Hell yes my wife understands me. That's why I'm here with you."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 12, 2023 06:02 PM (4PZHB)

195 192 There was a Hollywood couple, can't remember their names, who went public a few years ago with the story of how one of them had anal cancer and the other got oral cancer.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (xPl2J)


Somehow, I imagine Peter Marshall directing that as a question to Paul Lynde and waiting for the audience to erupt at his response.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:02 PM (x0n13)

196 Putting on the Ritz?

Cue up Young Frankenstein and genderswap the monster with her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 06:02 PM (++LEd)

197 "... including allegations that star correspondent Lesley Stahl once asked a female job applicant whether she would be willing to "use her body to secure stories."

-----------

* Leaker of classified information Traitor David "Betray Us" Petraeus' mistress and biographer, Paula Broadwell, has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 06:02 PM (iN/nt)

198 I believe the pawpaw is the only food for the zebra swallowtail butterfly.

Posted by: MkY at October 12, 2023 06:03 PM (cPGH3)

199 192 There was a Hollywood couple, can't remember their names, who went public a few years ago with the story of how one of them had anal cancer and the other got oral cancer.


wasn't it Michael Douglas and the tall Spanish chick?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 12, 2023 06:03 PM (AcWfM)

200 “Men aren’t asked if they would use their body to secure a story.”

Because they all would. Shoot, even if they don’t get a story, they would.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 06:03 PM (NiwPL)

201 187
I'm pretty sure that when Leslie Stahl asked Goony if she was willing to "use her body to secure stories", she meant-

Goony should threaten to clobber the interviewee senseless with her Huge Iron Jaw of Destruction and Mayhem.

It's a bit like Thor's hammer...only attached to her face.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (QzZeQ)


Richard Kiel can dig that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:03 PM (x0n13)

202 Appropriately enough from JJ's Stalag 17...

Marko the Mailman: Remember, just because the krauts are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid.

BTW... All right, at ease!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:03 PM (krqg6)

203 Brandon Straka
@BrandonStraka
Jim Jordan is strong and smart as a whip, but I have on good authority information that when Jordan was pressed repeatedly to counter-investigate January 6th, he became irritated and stated firmly that January 6th will NOT be investigated by a Republican led committee.

Investigating J6 HONESTLY, and helping to exonerate many Republican citizens who were falsely accused and convicted is at the top of mind for the majority of Republican voters.

When will our representatives REPRESENT us???

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 12, 2023 06:03 PM (TGPs7)

204 Lisan Goines

WTF is the matter with this woman ? What did she see in Kroft. She is pretty good looking

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (NtVYv)


Well, you know, champagne.

The bubbles tickle her squeaker.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2023 06:04 PM (QzZeQ)

205 "Trump's comments also drew criticism from his former vice president, Mike Pence, who is challenging him for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination."

"Challenging" him. Right.

Pence can fail this election spectacularly just fine without Trump.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

206 I'm one-quarter goon, one-quarter mope, one-quarter banshee and one-quarter drunk.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 12, 2023 06:04 PM (AbL8c)

207 LOL. That's sexual harassment? JFC Poolos, grow a pair of balls. Will ya?
Posted by: Montec
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Yes, legally it is. Quid pro quo has always been considered beyond the pale in employment law.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:04 PM (BOcZw)

208 Maybe Lesley Stahl just asked her that out of cruelty, just for the yucks when she told others about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

I thought the same. She could have also asked her ‘ Would it also be possible to get an interview with your father, Tiny Tim? ‘
Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:00 PM (MNhXM)
______________

Stahl: "So then I asked her if she'd put out to get a story (laughter from the room) ... No, wait, here comes the best part..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

209 206 I'm one-quarter goon, one-quarter mope, one-quarter banshee and one-quarter drunk.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 12, 2023 06:04 PM (AbL8c)

Yet can still do math. Impressed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

210 I’m not going to bash someone for sex talk . It always sounds creepy reading it from the outside looking in.

-
I have no idea what you mean.

- King Chuck III

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (FVME7)

211 RRRIIIITTTZZZ!!!

Posted by: sen. john fetterman at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (krqg6)

212 Stahl: "So then I asked her if she'd put out to get a story (laughter from the room) ... No, wait, here comes the best part..."


this is extremely believable

they probably had hidden cams in the interview room

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (AcWfM)

213 44 Off topic question for the horde: do any of you have a paw paw tree and how do you like the fruit?
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

I know how to pick them up and put them in a basket.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (BdMk6)

214 Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.

What gave it away ?

The brown mustache and goatee ?

Posted by: JT at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (T4tVD)

215 Nothing but hives of villainy and scum.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (L7adQ)

216 More like Sexy Minutes, AMMIRITE~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (IG4Id)

217 195 192 There was a Hollywood couple, can't remember their names, who went public a few years ago with the story of how one of them had anal cancer and the other got oral cancer.
Posted by: Mark1971

Mike Douglas was the one with oral cancer believed contracted via oral sex. Dunno about Catherine Zeta Jones and the anal cancer though. Don't remember that.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (BOcZw)

218 "Trump's comments also drew criticism from his former vice president, Mike Pence, who is challenging him for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination."
_________________

Yeah, and if Trump ever finds out this challenge ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

219 214 Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.

What gave it away ?

The brown mustache and goatee ?

Posted by: JT at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (T4tVD)

Reminds me of a particularly nasty joke...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

220
The FBI will continue to carefully monitor Catholic Churches in anticipation of tomorrows expected Muslin attacks.

Posted by: Not Quite the News at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (enJYY)

221 ...>>> Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.
---
That's puke level revolting.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (NsTYX)



"... daddy, where do champagne bubbles come from?"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (e6UQI)

222 ... hitting on this Absolute Smokeshow:

---------

With bigger boobs, she might be mistaken for Binary Ben Shapiro's sister.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (iN/nt)

223 Yet can still do math. Impressed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

Banshees are wicked good at the maths.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (AbL8c)

224 Pence is a major disappointment. He was always a bore and a stiff. He got me early on during the Trump campaign when he visited Gettysburg with his daughter during a campaign stop. For the few like me that was catnip. I think it is still on c-span.

Now he is this disloyal nothing, a man without a party. Fine, he has the right to run against his boss, kind of dickish but fair. But he has basically become a non Republican, like Christie., Sure many want to take down Desantis, but at least he is a a Republican.

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (BHzsY)

225 wait, didn't elizabeth warren refer to her 'indian' grandfather as 'paw paw'? the one with high cheek bones?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (B1FKF)

226 Also, Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.
_________________

Please tell me you just made that up. Lie, if necessary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

227 167 >>> Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.
---
That's puke level revolting.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM

Nice try at deflection. Let he who hasn't consumed his lover's champagne enema cast the first stone!

Posted by: Marquis de Moron at October 12, 2023 06:07 PM (NCgXW)

228 Well, you know, champagne.

The bubbles tickle her squeaker.
Posted by: naturalfake

Assti Spumante

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 12, 2023 06:07 PM (zYaEn)

229 214 Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.

What gave it away ?

The brown mustache and goatee ?
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (T4tVD)

Some of the bubbles he encountered weren't tiny . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:07 PM (x0n13)

230 Maybe he went in for the Pudding a little too enthusiastically and just sort of...rimmed out?

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 06:07 PM (EbesW)

231 I thought that gremlin from FTX was fugly...

But she's got competition in Miss Gooney.

What is it with the Left and these "two baggers"?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 12, 2023 06:07 PM (CCSxw)

232 217 195 192 There was a Hollywood couple, can't remember their names, who went public a few years ago with the story of how one of them had anal cancer and the other got oral cancer.
Posted by: Mark1971

Mike Douglas was the one with oral cancer believed contracted via oral sex. Dunno about Catherine Zeta Jones and the anal cancer though. Don't remember that.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (BOcZw)

The warnings on TV for AIDS medication: Warning: Doesn't prevent mouth, throat, or anal cancer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

233 224 Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (BHzsY)


CBD and I rip him up on the latest podcast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:08 PM (x0n13)

234 like one can't be smart and evil at the same time]
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 05:57 PM (B1FKF)

Exactly. Pence remind me of Obama, calling isis (?) jv , and thinking he really put them in their place.

They don’t care , and it’s very dangerous to underestimate them

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2023 06:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

235 Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.

What gave it away ?

The brown mustache and goatee ?
Posted by: JT at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (T4tVD)
______________

Coulda been his breath.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

236 >>Please tell me you just made that up. Lie, if necessary.


Another endorsement for rigorous Content Reading, I see...

It's real.

The only thing hard to believe is that we ever stopped joking about it.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 06:08 PM (EbesW)

237 This should make HarryParatestes very happy.
Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (+bPgI)

___


???????

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:08 PM (bWsRe)

238 ...>>> Steve Kroft got caught cheating on his wife by swilling champage out of his lover's butt.
---
That's puke level revolting.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 05:59 PM (NsTYX)


"... daddy, where do champagne bubbles come from?"

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (e6UQI)

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LOL. Where else do you get such cruelty and comedy all in one blog?

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 06:08 PM (iN/nt)

239 In case anyone's wondering, that muttering sound you're hearing is probably Fenelon desperately praying for everyone who's laughing at this thread.

Posted by: Vanya at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (v27SO)

240 Somehow, I imagine Peter Marshall directing that as a question to Paul Lynde and waiting for the audience to erupt at his response.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:02 PM (x0n13)

"You've just been named American's favorite fruit. What are you?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (xcxpd)

241 223 Yet can still do math. Impressed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

Banshees are wicked good at the maths.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (AbL8c)

I knew they had musical talent...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

242 Hamas in the White House underground parking??

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 15m
Cocaine was found in vehicles of the Hamas who came in on Saturday.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (krqg6)

243 For those of you wondering "What race is that?" The race is "Goon." She is Goonish. She is a Goonish American Princess.

..

She's a 1.

Would smash.

Posted by: Sam Friedman at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (VpCCm)

244 Obama called them ISIL (not ISIS) because of course he did.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (bWsRe)

245 "Yes, legally it is. Quid pro quo has always been considered beyond the pale in employment law. "

and kamala says...

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (B1FKF)

246 240 Somehow, I imagine Peter Marshall directing that as a question to Paul Lynde and waiting for the audience to erupt at his response.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:02 PM (x0n13)

"You've just been named American's favorite fruit. What are you?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (xcxpd)


Remember back to a time when homos were actually quite lovable (in the non sex way). Now they are insufferable tyrants.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (x0n13)

247 lol Vanya

first laugh Ive had all week thanks

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (AcWfM)

248 Marcia Cross says her anal cancer is linked to HPV and husband’s throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/3vs8avzp

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (xPl2J)

249 The warnings on TV for AIDS medication: Warning: Doesn't prevent mouth, throat, or anal cancer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I think HPV and what it does is how Mike Douglas and his issue came up.

HPV aka genital warts can cause all three you listed plus penile cancer.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (BOcZw)

250 243 She's a 1.

Would smash.
Posted by: Sam Friedman at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (VpCCm)

Throuple with Ella Emhoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (x0n13)

251 WTF is the matter with this woman?

Her pudding has needs.

Without really meaning to bash either sex too much, we're kinda lucky that women have piss poor judgment in men, because a lot of us sort of depend on it.

Posted by: Pudding is as pudding does. at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (ppBhU)

252 Cocaine was found in vehicles of the Hamas who came in on Saturday.


another thing they have in common with Nazis

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (AcWfM)

253 Just think of all the sweet grandmas who tune into CBS Sunday Morning and 60 Minutes every week, just so they can watch and listen to that nice man Steve Kroft.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (MvF+J)

254 246 240 Somehow, I imagine Peter Marshall directing that as a question to Paul Lynde and waiting for the audience to erupt at his response.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:02 PM (x0n13)

"You've just been named American's favorite fruit. What are you?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 06:09 PM (xcxpd)


Remember back to a time when homos were actually quite lovable (in the non sex way). Now they are insufferable tyrants.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (x0n13)

I legitimately didn't know Lynde (or Liberace) was gay when I was young. I led a sheltered life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

255 Zelensky Requests Permission to Visit Israel in Show of Solidarity amid War with Hamas

https://tinyurl.com/ypeezxcc

Israeli officials declare nationwide alert for citizens to hide their wallets.

Posted by: FBI at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

256 jim: "Reminds me of a particularly nasty joke..."

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (aXxgO)

257 245 "Yes, legally it is. Quid pro quo has always been considered beyond the pale in employment law. "

and kamala says...

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (B1FKF)

"Oh, just suck it up, kiddo"--Kumala

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

258 248 Marcia Cross says her anal cancer is linked to HPV and husband’s throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/3vs8avzp
Posted by: Mark1971
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Eh, wasn't she a Desperate Housewife or some other show?

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (BOcZw)

259 oops off body inspector sock

Posted by: wth at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

260 Pence is a major disappointment. He was always a bore and a stiff. He got me early on during the Trump campaign when he visited Gettysburg with his daughter during a campaign stop. For the few like me that was catnip. I think it is still on c-span.

Now he is this disloyal nothing, a man without a party. Fine, he has the right to run against his boss, kind of dickish but fair. But he has basically become a non Republican, like Christie., Sure many want to take down Desantis, but at least he is a a Republican.
Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM (BHzsY)

My impression was always that he was born to be a backup. Some dudes simply do not have Man In Charge in their DNA and he looks to be one of them.

Posted by: Vanya at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (v27SO)

261 248 Marcia Cross says her anal cancer is linked to HPV and husband’s throat cancer


ok wait connect the dots for me here

...or wait, don't

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (AcWfM)

262 And some of you might remember Gator discussing the topic. White Lightning iirc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Big fan of 9#hammer and the whole genre.
All I remember about Gator:
"Only two things in the world I'm afraid of -- women and the po-lice"

(or was that the other movie?)

Posted by: Wynoni Harris at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (hagjt)

263 She's a 1.

Would smash.
Posted by: Sam Friedman

Not as a horny 15 year old with blue balls... and she the daughter of the richest guy in town and hot to trot.
I've been drunk. I've been desperate. I've never been the combination of the 2 it would take to do her.
-1

Posted by: MkY at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (cPGH3)

264 254 I legitimately didn't know Lynde (or Liberace) was gay when I was young. I led a sheltered life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

Neither did I. I just thought they were goofy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (x0n13)

265 So AOC says Fundamentalists' Christians are partly to blame for anti-Semitism and the Israeli/Palestinian conflict

Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (bs+z0)

266 Thanks, MkY, my only other question would be were your are growing them. I want to plant mine in midcoast Maine, zone 6a.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (Eeb9P)

267 256 jim: "Reminds me of a particularly nasty joke..."

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (aXxgO)

Nope. I can tell it if you like...butt you've been warned.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

268 Farrah Fawcett died from sexually transmitted anal cancer.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (xPl2J)

269 >>ok wait connect the dots for me here


It think it's more like Bumps than Dots.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (EbesW)

270 Why the hell do they even have to advertise for AIDS medication?

It’s an infection. You don’t see advertisements for antibiotics. No one is siting in their living room wondering if maybe they should try this AIDS medication they just saw on TV.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (NiwPL)

271 Would you like some Hot Cross buns?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (zYaEn)

272 "Eh, wasn't she a Desperate Housewife or some other show?"

OJ prosecutor?

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (MvF+J)

273 lemme just say, there is nothing so disgusting that someone isn't doing it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 06:14 PM (B1FKF)

274 So should I ask if this thread has anything to do with celebratory pudding cups at AOS? I'm genuinely afraid to find out.

Posted by: Iris at October 12, 2023 06:14 PM (NaH5I)

275 265 So AOC says Fundamentalists' Christians are partly to blame for anti-Semitism and the Israeli/Palestinian conflict
Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (bs+z0)


Titty Caca is starting to really get on my nerves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:14 PM (x0n13)

276 Gee? I wonder why he didn't land at Damascus or Aleppo instead??

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Iran's Foreign Minister has landed in Beirut

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:14 PM (krqg6)

277 270 Why the hell do they even have to advertise for AIDS medication?

It’s an infection. You don’t see advertisements for antibiotics. No one is siting in their living room wondering if maybe they should try this AIDS medication they just saw on TV.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at


Because. AIDS is a behavior driven disease. And they don't want to discourage the behavior, so you put right out there that there's a treatment for it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (NH1wh)

278 Future historians will call this the Ass Age.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (MvF+J)

279 Bark, leaves and seeds contain annonacin

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (Eeb9P)

280 265 So AOC says Fundamentalists' Christians are partly to blame for anti-Semitism and the Israeli/Palestinian conflict

Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (bs+z0


Normally I'd want to hear the logic behind this but I'm all out of curiosity for dumb shit said by spooge receptacles today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (5xURv)

281 Well one thing about being an old man, at 75, women in their middle 40's look young and hot to me. Women my age look good also, because I can picture them 50 years ago, and I remember what girls in the 1970s were like. You kids have no clue what you missed

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (CecP5)

282 271 Would you like some Hot Cross buns?
-----------
Or three blind mice?

Mmm. Mice.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (krqg6)

283 Remember back to a time when homos were actually quite lovable (in the non sex way). Now they are insufferable tyrants.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I don't get that. I found Paul Lynde revolting and very un-funny as a kid. Not lovable at all. He was obnoxious.

Posted by: Wynoni Harris at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (hagjt)

284 That's puke level revolting.

-
I tried to watch a movie on one of the streaming platforms about early Hollywood entitled Babylon, I believe. The first scene was about an elephant shitting on a guy that just went on and on. The second scene was a chick giving a golden shower to a naked fat guy. And I'm out of there!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (FVME7)

285 Now he is this disloyal nothing, a man without a party. Fine, he has the right to run against his boss, kind of dickish but fair. But he has basically become a non Republican, like Christie., Sure many want to take down Desantis, but at least he is a a Republican.
Posted by: Quint
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He was the source of much of the discord inside the Trump White House and a center for Never Trump behavior. Frankly, ass cancer has a higher rating for me than Pence. BTW, ask anyone from Indiana what Brave Sir Mike Pence did on the state RFRA (Religious Freedom Restoration Act) after a family owned pizzeria was driven into closing by gay lawfare.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (BOcZw)

286 270 Why the hell do they even have to advertise for AIDS medication?

It’s an infection. You don’t see advertisements for antibiotics. No one is siting in their living room wondering if maybe they should try this AIDS medication they just saw on TV.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (NiwPL)

It makes homos think of sex which makes them more like to have orgies and need AIDS medication?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (eYoxG)

287 270 Why the hell do they even have to advertise for AIDS medication?

It’s an infection. You don’t see advertisements for antibiotics. No one is siting in their living room wondering if maybe they should try this AIDS medication they just saw on TV.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (NiwPL)

I can tell you their target audience. Commercial had a couple of man-man couples, a lesbian couple, and some old guy and old woman out with friends.
So I assume faggots, faggots, Dykes, and Swingers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

288 265 So AOC says Fundamentalists' Christians are partly to blame for anti-Semitism and the Israeli/Palestinian conflict
Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (bs+z0)

I thought Fundamentalist Christians were super pro-Israel because they think Israel will be involved in the second coming of Christ?

Posted by: Iris at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (NaH5I)

289 other got oral cancer.
Posted by: Mark1971
-----------------

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (ju2Fy)

290 Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Iran's Foreign Minister has landed in Beirut
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:14 PM (krqg6)

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Bringing casseroles and sheet cake for the suffering I bet.

Right, FBI?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (RLLZj)

291 where your are growing them. I want to plant mine in midcoast Maine, zone 6a.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

We're in KCMo. I know they grow in Indiana. Don't know about Maine. KY is the Univ. doing all the research.
https://tinyurl.com/2s4zc8fm

Posted by: MkY at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (cPGH3)

292 >>The first scene was about an elephant shitting on a guy that just went on and on. The second scene was a chick giving a golden shower to a naked fat guy.


They'll never get the smell out of that Ottoman.

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (EbesW)

293 276 Gee? I wonder why he didn't land at Damascus or Aleppo instead??

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 2h
Iran's Foreign Minister has landed in Beirut

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:14 PM (krqg6)

What I'd like to hear:
"Iran Foreign Minister plane crashes into Hezzbolah HQ"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

294

Leslie Stahl once buggered me in her office.

I liked it.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell in Gaza at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (IBEwf)

295 Cocaine was found in vehicles of the Hamas who came in on Saturday.
______________

Hunter .... is there anything you need to tell us?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

296 218 "Trump's comments also drew criticism from his former vice president, Mike Pence, who is challenging him for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination."
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Yeah, and if Trump ever finds out this challenge ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM

Funnily enough, with Trump skipping the debates, I assume it's entirely possible Trump will never see Pence, in person, while he's a candidate.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (NCgXW)

297 Grow the serviceberry. Sarviss up yonder.

Posted by: MkY at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (cPGH3)

298 @177

Paw Paw Michigan.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (4PZHB)

299 re 270: $$$

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (B1FKF)

300 277 270 Why the hell do they even have to advertise for AIDS medication?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at

Because. AIDS is a behavior driven disease. And they don't want to discourage the behavior, so you put right out there that there's a treatment for it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Because the medication is funded by gov. in various ways. They want to encourage the activity.

Posted by: Wynoni Harris at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (hagjt)

301 >>So I assume faggots, faggots, Dykes, and Swingers.


Tell me, where is sanity?

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (EbesW)

302 282 271 Would you like some Hot Cross buns?
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Or three blind mice?

Mmm. Mice.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (krqg6)

Use a nice white wine while simmering...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

303
Damn, Poolos has got the Mandible from Hell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (MoZTd)

304 "annonacin" Molecule looks like a hairpin.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (MvF+J)

305 Leslie Stahl looked good, back in the day, but Jessica Savitch was way hotter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (9ITg2)

306 Everything is sexual harassment. Eating a cheeseburger? Sexual harassment! Opening an umbrella? Sexual harassment!

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 06:18 PM (+bPgI)

307 I thought Fundamentalist Christians were super pro-Israel because they think Israel will be involved in the second coming of Christ?
Posted by: Iris at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (NaH5I)

She's just grasping at straws because they need to shift blame off the Muz onto someone. It's the "Yes, Donquarious shot six people, but Systemic Racism" defense.

Posted by: Vanya at October 12, 2023 06:18 PM (v27SO)

308 Up Next, sexual-harassment at The View

Posted by: Ex GOP at October 12, 2023 05:37 PM (qS8WV)


And here I was, hoping bestiality wouldn't enter the chat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 12, 2023 06:18 PM (zHuJr)

309 265 So AOC says Fundamentalists' Christians are partly to blame for anti-Semitism and the Israeli/Palestinian conflict

Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2023 06:12 PM (bs+z0


Normally I'd want to hear the logic behind this but I'm all out of curiosity for dumb shit said by spooge receptacles today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (5xURv)

She needs to fire her speechwriter. Fundamentalist is such an 1992 slur. They have new and better slurs today that are more topical. And partly to blame? So there is some blame left for the terrorists, even a little?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

310
Leslie Stahl looked good, back in the day, but Jessica Savitch was way hotter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (9ITg2)


Savitch was farther out on the Hot/Crazy axis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2023 06:18 PM (MoZTd)

311 Is that Jimmy Kimmel standing next to the Goon?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 12, 2023 06:18 PM (CwhoI)

312 Why the hell do they even have to advertise for AIDS medication?

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They advertise the pill/injections that makes you skinny, which allows people to eat like pigs. Same reason.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (bWsRe)

313 Pence blends in well with the wallpaper. That's why he was acceptable to Trump.

But Pence as an Alpha? Nevergonnahappen. And that's assuming you ignore his questionable behavior vis-a-vis post-Trump era or his milquetoast persona pre-Trump.

He's the anti-gravitas. He's Jeb Bush II.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (aXxgO)

314 301 >>So I assume faggots, faggots, Dykes, and Swingers.


Tell me, where is sanity?
Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (EbesW)

Lying on the tracks in despair.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (eYoxG)

315 Same with monkey pox -- gov. paid for vaccines.

Our gov. will subsidize any activity that is destructive to society.

Posted by: Wynoni Harris at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (hagjt)

316 295 Cocaine was found in vehicles of the Hamas who came in on Saturday.
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Hunter .... is there anything you need to tell us?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

"He's the source of the White House Coke!"
"um, What was a Hamas guy doing in the White Houser?"
"Um, nevermind."

Posted by: Hunter & Joey at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

317 Why did Jessica Savitch drown?

Because she was an anchor.

Too soon?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (xPl2J)

318 There was a Hollywood couple, can't remember their names, who went public a few years ago with the story of how one of them had anal cancer and the other got oral cancer.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (xPl2J)

Somehow, I imagine Peter Marshall directing that as a question to Paul Lynde and waiting for the audience to erupt at his response.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:02 PM (x0n13)

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"You know, Peter, before asking me that question ... you could have segued with 'And now Paul Lynde for the cock-block.'"

/At least the live audience might've heard that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (EHjhT)

319 Donquarious

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LOL!!

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (bWsRe)

320 270 Why the hell do they even have to advertise for AIDS medication?

It’s an infection. You don’t see advertisements for antibiotics.
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I can tell you why. Because antibiotics are only used for a week or two. They either clear up the bacterial infection, or they don't, and another antibiotic has to be tried. Either way, the sales are not great enough to justify the expense of advertisements.

Notice that everything pharma DOES advertise has to be taken chronically, if not indefinitely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:20 PM (YqDXo)

321 Because the medication is funded by gov. in various ways. They want to encourage the activity.
Posted by: Wynoni Harris at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (hagjt)

Bathhouses were open during COVID lockdowns, universally.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:20 PM (eoQWY)

322 233 JJ, I am going to check that out right now. I have been remiss with the podcasts but that will change. You and CBD are two of my faves, that is well known. No ghey

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:20 PM (BHzsY)

323 Lol
People can get very upset over other people having more sex than they do
Who here is upset over these allegations ?

Posted by: Paul at October 12, 2023 06:21 PM (63Azg)

324 314 301 >>So I assume faggots, faggots, Dykes, and Swingers.


Tell me, where is sanity?
Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (EbesW)

Lying on the tracks in despair.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 12, 2023 06:19 PM (eYoxG)

I think I prefer "Gypsies, Tramps and Theives" to "Faggots, Faggots, Dykes and Swingers."
https://youtu.be/TOSZwEwl_1Q

Posted by: Hunter & Joey at October 12, 2023 06:21 PM (ynpvh)

325 If you back out political ads, 85% of advertising money spent on cable news stations is pharma. It's fucking crazy.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (bWsRe)

326 I assume AOC is spinning Fundamentalist Christians focus and support Israel based on biblical prophecies as the reason for the blame.

Every post about her should end with

She’s just not that smart

Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (MNhXM)

327 Biden is working on securing a "humanitarian corridor" to help Hamas escape the carnage.
Meanwhile I have a US relation in Jerusalem who can't find a flight home...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (MeG8a)

328 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (zYaEn)

329 This Sunday on 60 minutes Biden will be interviewed by ass-kissing Scott Pelley.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

330 Off nasty sticky, smelly socks

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

331 re 288: something about armageddon and someone rises up and saves israel and builds the third temple and them puts up his own image as a statue. probably saw it in a jack chick pamphlet, every one a soul winner yo

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (B1FKF)

332 The first scene was about an elephant shitting on a guy that just went on and on. The second scene was a chick giving a golden shower to a naked fat guy.
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Thank goodness the writers strike is over so we can all enjoy top-notch entertainment like this again.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (AbL8c)

333 323 Lol
People can get very upset over other people having more sex than they do
Who here is upset over these allegations ?
Posted by: Paul at October 12, 2023 06:21 PM (63Azg)

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Paul, are you high as usual? Nobody's upset. We're making fun of it. Dude you really suck at this.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (bWsRe)

334 These people are celebrities, that means that it is OK for them just to grab women by their pussies.
I thought that right was well established ?

Posted by: Paul at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (63Azg)

335 Pay attention to the text of the AIDS medication ads. They don't offer a cure, or even promise a longer life. They keep you "undetectable." There's some great conspiratorial fun in that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (4PZHB)

336 speaking of ass cancer and Paul appears....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (xcxpd)

337 325 If you back out political ads, 85% of advertising money spent on cable news stations is pharma. It's fucking crazy.
Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (bWsRe)

How much of that is viagra?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (eYoxG)

338
Mike Douglas was the one with oral cancer believed contracted via oral sex. Dunno about Catherine Zeta Jones and the anal cancer though. Don't remember that.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:05 PM (BOcZw)


Took me many seconds to figure out you weren't referring to the Mike Douglas who hosted a syndicated Philadelphia talk show, way back in the simpler days! Whew!

Posted by: GL at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (5fDan)

339 "Trump privately calling for Netanyahu to be ‘impeached,’ asking aides if he should do so publicly — report"


What a piece of shit Trump is.

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (+bPgI)

340 Well one thing about being an old man, at 75, women in their middle 40's look young and hot to me. Women my age look good also, because I can picture them 50 years ago, and I remember what girls in the 1970s were like. You kids have no clue what you missed
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 06:15 PM (CecP5)

Late 60's and the 70's. That was the prime era for female hotness.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (BdMk6)

341 I assume AOC is spinning Fundamentalist Christians focus and support Israel based on biblical prophecies as the reason for the blame.

Every post about her should end with

She’s just not that smart
Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:22 PM (MNhXM)

Sure but she didn't even hire someone smart to write her stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (eoQWY)

342 I saw on some history show that traditional Roman baths included a period of vigorous exercise. It wasn’t just a bunch of homos lounging in hot tubs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (NiwPL)

343
Posted by: Paul at October 12, 2023 06:21 PM (63Azg)

Your 20 guy fisting gang bang doesn’t count as 20 separate sexual encounters.

Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:24 PM (MNhXM)

344 Paul, are you high as usual? Nobody's upset. We're making fun of it. Dude you really suck at this.
Posted by: Montec
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When you hang around glory holes like Paul, then everyone normal that prefers privacy and stuff appears undersexed to him.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:24 PM (BOcZw)

345 333 323 Lol
People can get very upset over other people having more sex than they do
Who here is upset over these allegations ?
Posted by: Paul at October 12, 2023 06:21 PM (63Azg)

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Paul, are you high as usual? Nobody's upset. We're making fun of it. Dude you really suck at this.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (bWsRe)

I hear prisoners complain about having too much sex.

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

346 Sorry about the Tiny Tim earworm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 12, 2023 06:24 PM (4bEcP)

347 What is it with the Left and these "two baggers"?

I'll take "All I can get" for $200 Alex.

Remember Sarah Silverman was, by far, the best looking woman at the 2016 Demonrat convention, and she'll still be the best looking woman at the 2024 convention.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 06:24 PM (CecP5)

348 I'm not upset over any of this; I think it's fucking hilarious. Journoscum are the ultimate petard-self-hoisters and every time they do it, it gets more bizarre and funny.

Posted by: Vanya at October 12, 2023 06:24 PM (v27SO)

349 296 218 "Trump's comments also drew criticism from his former vice president, Mike Pence, who is challenging him for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination."
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Yeah, and if Trump ever finds out this challenge ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:06 PM

Funnily enough, with Trump skipping the debates, I assume it's entirely possible Trump will never see Pence, in person, while he's a candidate.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 12, 2023 06:16 PM (NCgXW)
________________

Once, in a seminar, a pipsqueak assistant professor started going after a trivial error made by the speaker, a particularly distinguished scientist.

One of the faculty, sitting in the front row (traditional location), looked straight ahead and sonorously intoned, "Every bull elephant in the jungle has a thousand gnats buzzing around his asshole."

Ouch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

350 Late 60's and the 70's. That was the prime era for female hotness.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (BdMk6)

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I was barely alive in the 70s but seeing pics from that era, YES!

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (bWsRe)

351 New York Post
@nypost
Starbucks workers union voices ‘solidarity with Palestine’ after Hamas attack

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I'll have a venti decaf skinny baby blood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (FVME7)

352 Took me many seconds to figure out you weren't referring to the Mike Douglas who hosted a syndicated Philadelphia talk show, way back in the simpler days! Whew!
Posted by: GL
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Sorry, Michael Douglas.

Posted by: whig at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (BOcZw)

353 You ever notice that feces from a woman doesn't taste like pudding? Why is that?

Posted by: Andy Rooney at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (CwhoI)

354 So I assume faggots, faggots, Dykes, and Swingers.

You said faggots twice. Working up a Number Six on 'em?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (4PZHB)

355 350 Late 60's and the 70's. That was the prime era for female hotness.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (BdMk6)

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I was barely alive in the 70s but seeing pics from that era, YES!

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (bWsRe)

I was a wee lad at the start of the 70's.

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (ynpvh)

356 > 3 Friedman-Banks ex swueeze?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2023 05:34 PM (++LEd)

My thought exactly. SBF would probably be imitating a Warner Brothers cartoon wolf if you showed him that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2023 06:26 PM (Y6AXb)

357 I saw on some history show that traditional Roman baths included a period of vigorous exercise. It wasn’t just a bunch of homos lounging in hot tubs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (NiwPL)

There were a few different water temps - you'd move from cold to hot to warm or some such order

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

358 354 So I assume faggots, faggots, Dykes, and Swingers.

You said faggots twice. Working up a Number Six on 'em?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (4PZHB)

The commercial emphasized them twice.

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:26 PM (ynpvh)

359 Seriously Paul aren't there some Antifa dicks that need sucked?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 06:26 PM (CecP5)

360 kinda like that dude was challenging the column of tanks in Tienneman Square
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:01 PM (eoQWY)

Except the tanks were made to stop, and try to go around him.

Trump is rolling over Mike Ponce as if he's not even a speed bump.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 12, 2023 06:26 PM (dGCAG)

361 350 Late 60's and the 70's. That was the prime era for female hotness.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (BdMk6)

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I was barely alive in the 70s but seeing pics from that era, YES!
Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (bWsRe)


Women weren't as rotund back then, that's for sure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2023 06:26 PM (5xURv)

362 Way, Way Downriver: "You said faggots twice. Working up a Number Six on 'em?"

LOL. That tickled my funnybone.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:26 PM (aXxgO)

363 267 256 jim: "Reminds me of a particularly nasty joke..."

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:11 PM (aXxgO)

Nope. I can tell it if you like...butt you've been warned.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2023 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

No one interested in the joke? C'mon, some of you WANT to hear it...

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

364 286, nothing against gays or aids. But imho, in general, they advertise meds because of how ineffective they are. When something really works, you don’t need to spend money to advertise it.

When was the last time you saw a commercial for Valium or its cohorts? In fact doctors are told not to prescribe medications like that that work. Better to prescribe billion dollar anti depressants that do literally nothing.

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:27 PM (BHzsY)

365 147. Victoria Coates , from the Trump administration was asked this afternoon about Trumps comments about Hezbollah and she said if we make the mistake of thinking they are stupid and incompetent we will pay the price. I think she was a counter terrorism expert in the administration.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 12, 2023 06:27 PM (wz89N)

366 Breaking911 @Breaking911 50m
Former IRS Contractor Who Allegedly Leaked Trump’s Tax Returns Pleads Guilty: DOJ
WASHINGTON (DOJ) – An IRS contractor, Charles Littlejohn, 38, of Washington, D.C., pleaded guilty today to disclosing tax return information without authorization.

According to court documents, Littlejohn, while working at the IRS as a government contractor, stole tax return information associated with a high-ranking government official (Public Official A). Littlejohn accessed tax returns associated with Public Official A – and related individuals and entities – on an IRS database after using broad search parameters designed to conceal the true purpose of his queries. He then evaded IRS protocols established to detect and prevent large downloads or uploads from IRS devices or systems. Littlejohn then saved the tax returns to multiple personal storage devices, including an iPod, before contacting News Organization 1. Between around August 2019 and October 2019, Littlejohn provided News Organization 1 with the tax return information associated with Public Official A. Littlejohn then stole additional tax return information related to Public Official A and provided it to...

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:27 PM (krqg6)

367 Think it’s a generational thing with Stahl, what they did to “break the glass ceiling “ in journalism. I recall Barbara Walters gettin flirty Fidel and having an affair with a MA Senator (?). Also saw an interview with a documentary filmmaker ( headed HBO Documentaries for many years) who bragged about sleeping with bosses to get ahead. Those old broads used their bodies bigly.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2023 06:27 PM (Hkcdp)

368 340 80s, based on my high-school and college experience.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 06:28 PM (9ITg2)

369 The reality is with few exceptions they already figured out the medication that worked about 50 or 60 years ago.

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:28 PM (BHzsY)

370 I get no kick from champagne,
Mere alcohol,
Doesn't thrill me at all,
So tell me, why should it be true,
That I get a kick out of your bunghole

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 12, 2023 06:28 PM (NtVYv)

371 >>>Former IRS Contractor Who Allegedly Leaked Trump’s Tax Returns Pleads Guilty: DOJ

Sentenced to time served a spot on MSNBC.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 12, 2023 06:28 PM (CwhoI)

372 I'm guessing Paul just wants to drink mai-tais out of his boyfriend's butt. Or maybe he's way ahead of me on that score.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

373 359 Seriously Paul aren't there some Antifa dicks that need sucked?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 06:26 PM (CecP5)

They're busy sucking the dicks of the Hamas-supporting bitches.

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

374
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 12, 2023 06:29 PM (ENBF0)

375 jim: "No one interested in the joke? C'mon, some of you WANT to hear it..."

Save it for a rainy day. I think we hit the quota of "eww" on this one already.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:29 PM (aXxgO)

376 Trump privately calling for Netanyahu to be ‘impeached,’ asking aides if he should do so publicly — report"


What a piece of shit Trump is.
Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (+bPgI)

He’s still pissed Netanyahu congratulated Biden for winning before almost every other world leader. Trump makes everything personal.

Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:29 PM (MNhXM)

377 372 I'm guessing Paul just wants to drink mai-tais out of his boyfriend's butt. Or maybe he's way ahead of me on that score.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

He chugs then entire enema bag, like he was at a gay sorrority.

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

378 I think a lot of people in Israel are pissed at Bibi. They should be. He was in charge when this shit went down.

But they have bigger problems than politics right now and he's probably in the best position to manage what is coming next.

Posted by: pawn at October 12, 2023 06:30 PM (5g9YU)

379 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 12, 2023 06:25 PM (FVME7)

Actual Starbucks Union: Yeah they're not a real entity and no we don't endorse that.

https://one.starbucks.com/get-the-facts/
workers-united-does-not-speak-for-starbucks/

Posted by: Vanya at October 12, 2023 06:30 PM (v27SO)

380 What's with all the butt stuff?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2023 06:30 PM (5xURv)

381 375 jim: "No one interested in the joke? C'mon, some of you WANT to hear it..."

Save it for a rainy day. I think we hit the quota of "eww" on this one already.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:29 PM (aXxgO)

Well then. It WAS connected to the thread.

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

382 AOC and leftists are idiots about faith. Evangelical Christians are the greatest allies that Jewish Believers have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (S6gqv)

383 NOOD

Quick Hits

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (qPw5n)

384 376 Trump privately calling for Netanyahu to be ‘impeached,’ asking aides if he should do so publicly — report"




"report"... I can see Trump saying something stupid but I don't trust "reports" that aren't verified

Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (bs+z0)

385 380 What's with all the butt stuff?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2023 06:30 PM (5xURv)

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

Posted by: jim (in San Diego) at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

386 380 What's with all the butt stuff?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2023 06:30 PM (5xURv)
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Someone had to send up the Paul-signal.

Posted by: ballistic at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (oqH4h)

387 "Former IRS Contractor Who Allegedly Leaked Trump’s Tax Returns Pleads Guilty: DOJ"

Then it's not "allegedly". Can't they ever be clear?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (aXxgO)

388 Michael Douglas got oral cancer and suggested it was performing oral sex on women. Someone pointed out he had dated Maureen Dowd and everyone said "that's the culprit"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (4bEcP)

389 It is weird that some say the 70s were the worst decade. I kind of get that but if you look at music, movies, art and hot women, they were really whatever best.

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (BHzsY)

390 "Especially my favorite tastes and colors ... pink and brown."

Maybe she had dark areolas? Yes, that's what I'm going to convince myself.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at October 12, 2023 06:32 PM (lg881)

391 He’s still pissed Netanyahu congratulated Biden for winning before almost every other world leader. Trump makes everything personal.
Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:29 PM (MNhXM)

Has to be that, couldn't *possibly* be that his government and the intelligence services were too busy fighting each other than notice Hamas getting ready to kill hundreds to thousands of his people.

And I guess now we find out if the government there has let the military it needs to survive run down too much to defend itself.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

392 I recall Trump being pissed when Netanyahu was so quick to congratulate Biden. Considering the extreme politics of Israel and the US at the time I kind of get that personally, I think Trump should drop any criticism of Netanyahu at this time it is just not the right time, but I do get and remember that Netanyahu kind of threw him under the bus again, I still think it’s not right the right time.

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:33 PM (BHzsY)

393 VDH Cruelty Rating (1-10):

yes

Posted by: VDH Cruelty Meter at October 12, 2023 06:34 PM (Wt59Y)

394 294 Leslie Stahl once buggered me in her office.


not gonna check urban dictionary. wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: anachronda at October 12, 2023 06:34 PM (sGtp+)

395 Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

If accurate report, there is a time and a place to raise that issue. Now is not that time.

Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:35 PM (MNhXM)

396 >>>What a piece of shit Trump is.
Posted by: runner at October 12, 2023 06:23 PM (+bPgI)

======
Jordan Peterson may have been right when he said Trump is ruining his "brand", which is being a winner. The obvious implication being now he just comes off as a loser. Yet, we (me and the turd in my pocket ) will be stuck voting for him.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 12, 2023 06:35 PM (JfxgE)

397 The reality is with few exceptions they already figured out the medication that worked about 50 or 60 years ago.
Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:28 PM (BHzsY)
______________

Nope. A lot of the drugs for cancer, heart disease, lipid control, etc. are of recent vintage, when previously there were few or no drugs available for those things (nitrogen mustard was used for cancer /shudder).

New antibiotics have to be generated all the time because bacteria quickly develop resistance to the old ones (especially when they're misused; vagrants go off their meds as soon they start feeling better, thereby just providing a bit of selection pressure on the bugs instead of suppressing them for long enough that the immune system can wipe them out (most antibiotics are bacteriostatic, not bactericidal).

The paucity of new antibiotics is a real problem, which is why last-resort drugs such as vancomycin are generally not used unless absolutely necessary. The problem? As mentioned above, antibiotics are generally only prescribed for a week or two, so there's not much money in them, so it's difficult to cover the several hundred million dollars in sunk R&D costs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 12, 2023 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

398 Throuple with Ella Emhoff.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 12, 2023 06:10 PM (x0n13)

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Horrifying

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2023 06:36 PM (mGwXM)

399 Trump spent 9 seconds criticizing Bibi, not e.g. 20 minutes.

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 11h
Trump speaks about Netanyahu, saying he “let us down” in the operation against Soleimani, and then tried to take credit for it.

https://tinyurl.com/3nsz84zr
1:09 minutes; said in passing mainly in context of intelligence failures Ace discussed yesterday; and, yes, undoubtedly sparked by Bibi going along with the steal. [Something I thought too the day after the election.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 12, 2023 06:37 PM (krqg6)

400 Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

If accurate report, there is a time and a place to raise that issue. Now is not that time.
Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:35 PM (MNhXM)

I agree, and since Trump didn't publicly announce it so does he. But its pretty irrational to say that the only reason to be angry is a petty personal motive.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:37 PM (eoQWY)

401 Thanks for your knowledge Jay. This is not my wheel house., I do know benzodiazepines have been basically told to doctors to not recommend to the average person even though everyone who’s ever taken one knows they actually work and there’s no doubt when you take one you realize they’re working.

Do you have a myriad of depression meds that most of them barely do better than placebo these are the meds that are advertised constantly on TV

I am happy if there are legit meds helping people and improving their lives and saving them that I just simply don’t know about. It seems the ones I always hear about that are actually effective war made about 50 years ago.

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:39 PM (BHzsY)

402 Guess we will see if this call for world Muslim uprising or protest happens tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

403 "Victoria Coates , from the Trump administration was asked this afternoon about Trumps comments about Hezbollah and she said if we make the mistake of thinking they are stupid and incompetent we will pay the price. I think she was a counter terrorism expert in the administration."

dems always assume we are stupid. unfortunately the gop establishment tends to play along

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 12, 2023 06:40 PM (B1FKF)

404 FWIW, this is what Starbucks said in response to their union championing baby beheadings;

"To be clear: We unequivocally condemn acts of terrorism, hate and violence, and disagree with the statements and views expressed by Workers United and its members. Workers United’s words and actions belong to them, and them alone."

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:40 PM (bWsRe)

405 > Leslie Stahl looked good, back in the day, but Jessica Savitch was way hotter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 12, 2023 06:17 PM (9ITg2)

As I said in an earlier thread, I agree that Savitch was the hottest one of the day, though Sally Quinn also looked pretty good to me at the time.

She left journalism when she married Ben Bradlee and called in rich.

HOAT? Elizabeth Vargas in her prime, IMO. Spanish + Italian + Irish = yum.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 12, 2023 06:40 PM (Y6AXb)

406 One of my best memories is getting back from Vietnam in 72, sitting on the floor of the airport in San Fransisco because there were no chairs available, waiting for a flight home, and watching all those beautiful 70's girls in their mini-skirts walking by. Just a jaw dropping moment, particularly since I hadn't seen a girl with round eyes in almost a year. It felt like I had died and gone to heaven.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 12, 2023 06:41 PM (CecP5)

407 agree, and since Trump didn't publicly announce it so does he. But its pretty irrational to say that the only reason to be angry is a petty personal motive.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 12, 2023 06:37 PM (eoQW

Unless he’s changed, the petty personal reasons have been Trump’s driving force since the 70’s. He’s a very weird guy.

Posted by: Drive By at October 12, 2023 06:41 PM (MNhXM)

408 389 It is weird that some say the 70s were the worst decade. I kind of get that but if you look at music, movies, art and hot women, they were really whatever best.
Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:31 PM (BHzsY)

___

It's avocado appliances and polyester shirts. That ugliness trumps everything good about the decade, lol.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:42 PM (bWsRe)

409 Judy Woddruff from PBS looked pretty nice in her day.

Posted by: Montec at October 12, 2023 06:44 PM (bWsRe)

410 *hangs macrame owl on wall*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 12, 2023 06:45 PM (zYaEn)

411 Judy Woddruff from PBS looked pretty nice in her day.
Posted by: Montec

They had film then?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 12, 2023 06:46 PM (zYaEn)

412 408 look at the movies and music. The average Dem still loved this country and it’s founders., people argued about who represented America. Not whitewashing that time, but now is worse.

Posted by: Quint at October 12, 2023 06:47 PM (BHzsY)

413 Hamas Militants Had Detailed Maps of Israeli Towns, Military Bases and Infiltration Routes
_WSJ
__

Investigative journalism at its finest.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 12, 2023 06:54 PM (NsTYX)

414 Jessica Savage was a hottest but a mess

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2023 06:55 PM (fwDg9)

415 Back from the pawpaw rabbit hole. Wife will like them, she is a soursop fan. Jamaicans drink soursop leaf tea for anti carcinogens. I won't tell her about the neurotoxin.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 12, 2023 06:57 PM (Eeb9P)

416


Burn us! Freeze us! Laser us!

For God's sake, get us off this guy's ass!

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417 Asperic Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 12, 2023 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

418 "use her body to secure stories," according to the lawsuit.

So she did secure that one about the cat up a tree in Nagorno-Karabakh.

Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at October 12, 2023 07:51 PM (MIu4T)

419 Pretty sure that's Fester's daughter.

Posted by: Uggo Opposed at October 12, 2023 08:29 PM (H0YeO)

420 Don Hewitt and Fred Friendly co-produced the Kennedy Nixon debate, the first presidential debate on television.

They deliberately set Nixon up to look bad on camera by putting extra hot lights on him, and also consulted with JFK about how to look good on camera and gave him advice about makeup Etc ... and they bragged about this later.

Posted by: Beverly at October 12, 2023 10:30 PM (Epeb0)

421 A petty little goonish princess
With white fubber gums, who gives you the runs

A gritty little goonish princess
With gigantic zits and sandblaster fits

Lalaaala

Posted by: Steadfast at October 13, 2023 01:12 AM (yB/Zk)

422 The 70's had the AMC Pacer and the Gremlin. But also a pretty nice Javelin.

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