Senator Tommy Tuberville Refers Alleged Rancid Alcoholic and Proven Incompetent and Liar Michael Hayden to the Capitol Hill Police for Calling for His Assassination on Twitter

It's Time for a Healing Balm.

Arrest this alleged low-functioning alcoholic potato-headed pansy for Insurrection.

Is that what the Capitol Police and FBI do? Put out the federal dragnet for people making threats on Twitter?

Well, it's time for them to prove their even-handedness.

Or release the J6 prisoners. Their choice.

Arrest this insurrectionist alleged alkie scumbag.

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) reported former CIA and NSA Director Michael Hayden to the Capitol Police on Tuesday over the former general's suggestion on social media the lawmaker be removed from the "human race."
As Breitbart News reported, in response to a post on social media site X -- formerly known as Twitter -- that queried, "Should Tommy Tuberville be removed from his committee? Yes or No?" Hayden responded, "How about the human race?"
Tuberville characterized the message as promoting "politically motivated assassination."
The Breitbart News report made clear Hayden is an adviser for self-described "media tracker" NewsGuard.

Of course. The guy responsible for missing 9/11, then for pushing the Russiagate disinformation operation and then doubling down on his treason by singing the "51 'intelligence' officials" laptop disinformation operation, is paid by a leftwing censorship company to advise them as to what conservative speakers must be deplatformed and demonitzed due to "disinformation."

This is an organization that purports to gauge the "reliability" of news outlets that infamously favors left-leaning, corporate-owned media -- even if they publish verifiable disinformation, without corrections -- and targets right-wing websites.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:41 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2023 02:41 PM (nfrXX)

2 Balms are unpredictable!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 11, 2023 02:41 PM (krqg6)

3 I keep wondering how these wormfuckers continue to fail upwards

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 11, 2023 02:42 PM (VTu1l)

4 Two, count em two, tiers of justice.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 11, 2023 02:42 PM (Z8Yh2)

5 It's not who we are
--GOPe and the Capitol Police

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 11, 2023 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

6 You dropped a balm on me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2023 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

7 Pine Box Tubby (TTU fans know) is a snake oil salesman; but when he's selling, you believe him.

And, in the Senate, he's backed up his words with action.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 11, 2023 02:44 PM (MUsEo)

8 Tuberville has been a breath of fresh air. He should be good coming from Alabama, but he's been better than I could have hoped.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 02:44 PM (sX1BW)

9 Our leaders are a danger to our wellbeing.

Posted by: 13times at October 11, 2023 02:44 PM (ddgmG)

10 I keep wondering how these wormfuckers continue to fail upwards

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at October 11, 2023 02:42 PM (VTu1l)

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Word is that they suck harder than Kamala IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 11, 2023 02:44 PM (2xaiG)

11 Good.

It's always entertaining to see a good brush back pitch.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 11, 2023 02:44 PM (0UNgr)

12 "Well, it's time for them to prove their even-handedness.

Or release the J6 prisoners. Their choice."

How about AND. Or maybe disband. Yeah, I like that second one.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 11, 2023 02:45 PM (GRKeV)

13 This is his Kathy Griffin moment.

Nothing will happen

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2023 02:45 PM (z94BK)

14 Nood Tuber.

I saw this and thought it was going to be another thread about Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 11, 2023 02:45 PM (9ITg2)

15 It's weird how someone deeply involved with and funded almost exclusively by the Military-Industrial Complex would call for the assassination of an elected official who is attempting oversight of the Military-Industrial Complex.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:46 PM (VW7tl)

16 Balm? I thought you said bomb.

Posted by: Brian's Mother at October 11, 2023 02:46 PM (4I/2K)

17 I like the cut of this Tuberville guys jib. More please.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 02:46 PM (l10hq)

18 If you're a U of Alabama fan, you probably agree with Michael Hayden.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 11, 2023 02:46 PM (w9Wax)

19 Capitol police can arrest Hayden?

Posted by: Goatweed at October 11, 2023 02:47 PM (0Q/6W)

20 Huh, the former head of the CIA doesn’t know to keep his effing mouth shut? That alone tells me he’s a hack.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 02:47 PM (DcKNO)

21 Scalise should take this threat seriously no?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 02:47 PM (l10hq)

22 I saw Nood Tuber open for BareNaked Ladies at the Gorge in George.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2023 02:47 PM (uSHSS)

23 Yeah. The whole "I keel u" thing is a Twitter brush fire.

Posted by: 13times at October 11, 2023 02:47 PM (ddgmG)

24 It's weird how someone deeply involved with and funded almost exclusively by the Military-Industrial Complex would call for the assassination of an elected official who is attempting oversight of the Military-Industrial Complex.

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Its instructive. All Tuberville has really done is denied worthless promotions to unworthy individuals. To Michael Hayden, the Senate is nothing but a rubber stamp ... as it has been for quite a while.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 02:47 PM (sX1BW)

25 Someone needs to jerk Hayden's chain hard. He's held very powerful positions in the US that operate in the darkness and he posts on Twitter like an angsty Redditer.

It's highly likely he still holds top clearances and has influence in his old circles.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)

26 Leads?! Leads?! Ah yeah, they got us workin in shifts man! Ahahahahahahahaha

At least they didn't take the CCR tape.

Posted by: Capital Police Taking The Referral at October 11, 2023 02:48 PM (5C4od)

27 Never knew that I'd be rooting so much for an old Auburn coach.

Posted by: Liberty at October 11, 2023 02:48 PM (IoAmk)

28 What's good for the J6 geese is good for the godless commie alleged alcoholic asshoe gander.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2023 02:48 PM (ufFY8)

29 Well, it's time for them to prove their even-handedness.
Or release the J6 prisoners. Their choice.
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Narrator: they did neither.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)

30 Of course. The guy responsible for missing 9/11, then for pushing the Russiagate disinformation operation and then doubling down on his treason by singing the "51 'intelligence' officials" laptop disinformation operation, is paid by a leftwing censorship company to advise them as to what conservative speakers must be deplatformed and demonitzed due to "disinformation."
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Well it sounds bad when you say it all once like that!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)

31 Yeah, Tommy. I'm sure they'll do an "excellent job."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)

32 Of course. The guy responsible for missing 9/11

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hahahaha

"missing"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:49 PM (VW7tl)

33 Hayden's tweet is still up.

https://is.gd/LtIsXO

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:49 PM (0N1h0)

34 Huh, the former head of the CIA doesn’t know to keep his effing mouth shut? That alone tells me he’s a hack.
Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 02:47 PM (DcKNO)

True. He's sucked a lot of d_ _ k to get those 4 stars. All flag officers do.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (m5P/4)

35 >>>23 Yeah. The whole "I keel u" thing is a Twitter brush fire.

we get banned and surveilled and arrested for it. It's not a "brush fire."

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

36 People are on to the IC.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (rJ48h)

37 Nothing will come of this.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (PWI4f)

38 we get banned and surveilled and arrested for it. It's not a "brush fire."

Posted by: ace

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I think the term is Prairie Fire

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (VW7tl)

39 hayden will just say he forgot the /s tag

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (B1FKF)

40 hahahaha

"missing"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:49 PM (VW7tl)

I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob

Posted by: Peter at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (5C4od)

41 >>>31 Yeah, Tommy. I'm sure they'll do an "excellent job."

i assumed that was dry sarcasm

speaking of dry, I hear that Michael Hayden is only "dry" when he's sleeping off a drunk

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 02:51 PM (KRtlO)

42 Thanks for the lecture, ace.

Posted by: 13times at October 11, 2023 02:51 PM (ddgmG)

43 Eat Tubersville rutabagas!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (9ITg2)

44 Wow, a Republican Senator with balls.

Of course the Capitol Police and the FBI will do the minimum amount of investigation and the DOJ will say there is not enough evidence to bring forth charges.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (qoLdL)

45 Hmm, this would take an interesting turn if the DA in Tubervilles home town or even the AG in Alabama decided to press charges?

Posted by: Mishdog at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (Kc6hx)

46 hahahaha

"missing"
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I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob

Posted by: Peter

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Peter, look in that top left drawer there and get out the envelope labelled PATRIOT Act.

Tell me how you'd get it passed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (VW7tl)

47 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

https://is.gd/IoiR36

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

48 1. Tuberville forgot to ask for money at the end. He needs to learn how things are done.

2. Hayden should be court-martialed, or at least Tuberville should demand an Article 32 investigation be opened. He is still drawing a paycheck from the Air Force. As an officer on the retired list, he is still working for us and is, at least in theory, subject to recall. Recall him and have him sit in an office somewhere with a uniform on 40 hours a week preparing his defense.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (7B5FA)

49 Put a decent price on Hayden's Wanted Poster and the Capital Police can just sit back a drink a few beers while [some people] track down Hayden, 451 Fahrenheit style.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida (for now...) at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (MkuC5)

50 Is it a little weird that he still calls himself "Coach" on his letterhead? I get that that's how he made his name and all but "past laurels," etc.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (nfrXX)

51 Scalise's first job should be to fire all the top cheese in the Cap Police. Start fresh with new people he selects.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (l10hq)

52 >>>42 Thanks for the lecture, ace.

not going to buy into "it's just a distraction" thing. No, everyone who is banned and demonetized -- like I am -- know that this is not a "distraction," this is the Regime waging financial war on its enemies.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 02:53 PM (KRtlO)

53 Send in the Balm Squad

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 11, 2023 02:53 PM (TB8Fx)

54 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

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Wow. And he'll lecture us on not having a cool eyepatch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:53 PM (VW7tl)

55 All Tuberville has really done is denied worthless promotions to unworthy individuals.

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I should clarify ... he has simply denied automatic worthless promotions. The Senate could easily call an actual vote. Or the military could easily state that it will follow federal law and not pay for abortions.

Good on Tommy, using what limited power he has to highlight this and try to force a change.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 02:53 PM (sX1BW)

56 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

https://is.gd/IoiR36
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

One-eyed fucker didn't see him?
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY8)

57 There will be more threats like this coming from the dems/deep state/leftist enclaves. 2024 is going to see one or more candidates get hurt or worse. It's going to be a very chaotic and destructive year.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (BdMk6)

58 Peter, look in that top left drawer there and get out the envelope labelled PATRIOT Act.

Tell me how you'd get it passed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (VW7tl)

Well if you have some ketchup I could eat it now and show you in about 8 hours

Posted by: Peter at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (5C4od)

59 Somebody set us up the balm.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (9ITg2)

60 Charles R Downs @TheCharlesDowns 22m
Dan Crenshaw kicked a reporter named @NoelFritsch of @nationalfile while @HowleyReporter and I were questioning him for @NationalFile about his support for the war industry. Looks like someone needs to be expelled from Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/yrt9ncw3
7 seconds; 2 minutes in the box for interference/tripping.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (krqg6)

61 Good on Tommy, using what limited power he has to highlight this and try to force a change.

Posted by: SH

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Our representatives have massive amounts of power. They just refuse to represent us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (VW7tl)

62 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

https://is.gd/IoiR36
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

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How classy and mature.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (DRSnL)

63 Make them know what it feels like to get their hair pulled.

I heard yesterday that a Texas Rep (I think the one that was Trumps Dr) has sued the President for violating a law on funding Hamas.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (dWjpk)

64 we get banned and surveilled and arrested for it. It's not a "brush fire."

Posted by: ace

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I think the term is Prairie Fire
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (VW7tl)
***

Ring of Fire?

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (uSHSS)

65 Is it a little weird that he still calls himself "Coach" on his letterhead? I get that that's how he made his name and all but "past laurels," etc.

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Coach is like Senator. Once given ... it never goes away.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

66 47 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

https://is.gd/IoiR36
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

He has better depth perception than I would have thought.

Posted by: Iran, Iraq, Hoping For Casualties at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (ppBhU)

67 Horde mind!

We didn't see this one coming!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (krqg6)

68 Peter, look in that top left drawer there and get out the envelope labelled PATRIOT Act.

Tell me how you'd get it passed.
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Well if you have some ketchup I could eat it now and show you in about 8 hours

Posted by: Peter

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Fine, fine. The other drawer has something called COVID. We've got an election coming up and we need to get that orange bastard out. Any ideas?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (VW7tl)

69 How else should that statement be characterized?

Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (FQmDC)

70 It's weird how someone deeply involved with and funded almost exclusively by the Military-Industrial Complex would call for the assassination of an elected official who is attempting oversight of the Military-Industrial Complex.

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Its instructive. All Tuberville has really done is denied worthless promotions to unworthy individuals. To Michael Hayden, the Senate is nothing but a rubber stamp ... as it has been for quite a while.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 02:47 PM

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TT is blocking the routine "unanimous consent " rubber stamping of the promotions. Senator Schmucky Schumer could just bring them up as normal business and then pass them.

But that would be work. It might interfere in their three day work weeks and definitely interfere in their 4 day weekends.

Posted by: rd at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (MAxo/)

71 One-eyed fucker didn't see him?
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY

(watches video, notes the leg stretch)

Crenshaw saw him just fine.

Posted by: Uncle Jimbo and Ned at October 11, 2023 02:56 PM (/HDaX)

72 Is tripping a reporter ever a bad thing??

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 02:56 PM (PCK5/)

73 >>>7 seconds; 2 minutes in the box for interference/tripping.

come on, he was just changing direction to get out of the mini-box they had him in.

I hate crenshaw but complaining about stuff like this makes the populist right look like faggot SJW snowflakes.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 02:56 PM (KRtlO)

74 I think the term is Prairie Fire
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:50 PM (VW7tl)
++++
She reminds me of a chess game with someone I admire
Or a picnic in the rain after a prairie fire
Her heart as big as this whole G-ddamn jail
And she's sweeter than saccharine at a drugstore sale
https://youtu.be/cQaJn11t94M

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)

75 Brush fire does not mean distraction. It means its a twitter daily special.

Please don't put words in my mouth.the

Posted by: 13times at October 11, 2023 02:56 PM (ddgmG)

76 Ring of Fire?
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (uSHSS)

Only after ghost peppers.

Posted by: Dude running to the bathroom at October 11, 2023 02:56 PM (ufFY8)

77 Ring of Fire?

Yes.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at October 11, 2023 02:56 PM (V8he0)

78 Is tripping a reporter ever a bad thing??

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I'm guessing it's assault if you or I did it.

Insurrection if we did it to Crenshaw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:57 PM (VW7tl)

79 So hubby NEC says Tuberville is holding things up due to the feds wanting to allow service members to go out of state to receive abortions. I thought he was holding up promotions for worthless pieces of shit. Who's correct? And I need proof if I'm correct to show hubby. He spends way too much time on Yahoo news.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 11, 2023 02:57 PM (XTeNJ)

80 The reporter was asking about Ukraine funding.

Right?

Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 02:57 PM (DcKNO)

81 Hayden's been on my shit list for a long time now. He was one of the regime figures that first made me question my loyalty to the US.

I'm no fan of Tuberville's either - he's also a regime man - but at least he's calling the old crook on the carpet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2023 02:57 PM (0FoWg)

82 Who is the reporter Crenshaw tripped?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 11, 2023 02:57 PM (9ITg2)

83 So hubby NEC says Tuberville is holding things up due to the feds wanting to allow service members to go out of state to receive abortions. I thought he was holding up promotions for worthless pieces of shit. Who's correct?

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Both of us.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 02:57 PM (sX1BW)

84 Crenshaw saw him just fine.
Posted by: Uncle Jimbo and Ned at October 11, 2023 02:56 PM (/HDaX)

My lol stood in for a /s

Posted by: D at October 11, 2023 02:57 PM (ufFY8)

85 The fuck using me as your goat. What the hell, ace.

Posted by: 13times at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (ddgmG)

86 Prarie Fire had something to do with Obama and his terrorist friends. A book or organization, I don't remember which. Maybe both.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (VW7tl)

87 Reporter should have thrown himself down on the ground like a soccer player.

Posted by: The Kickball, It Learned Me at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (ppBhU)

88 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

https://is.gd/IoiR36
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

Come on. Who among us wouldn't trip a reporter if we had the chance? Besides this dude is just a slob with a cell phone.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (uSHSS)

89 Is tripping a reporter ever a bad thing??
Posted by: tubal

If he was a an actual conservative, it'd be called attempted murder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (IG4Id)

90 Is there no balm in Gilead?

Posted by: Oglebay at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (ogTiX)

91 "Senator Tommy Tuberville Refers Alleged Rancid Alcoholic and Proven Incompetent and Liar Michael Hayden to the Capitol Hill Police for Calling for His Assassination on Twitter"

I find this headline, sufficiently cruel.

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (53oGX)

92 81 Hayden's been on my shit list for a long time now. He was one of the regime figures that first made me question my loyalty to the US.

I'm no fan of Tuberville's either - he's also a regime man - but at least he's calling the old crook on the carpet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2023 02:57 PM (0FoWg)

We should take whatever we can get out of a politician..

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

93 6 seconds after receiving the referral, the Capitol police declared that they have performed a thorough investigation and found no criminal intent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 11, 2023 02:59 PM (slgIg)

94 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

https://is.gd/IoiR36

Eyepatch McCain is a little bitch. This is known.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2023 02:59 PM (2ocoG)

95 >>>>79 So hubby NEC says Tuberville is holding things up due to the feds wanting to allow service members to go out of state to receive abortions. I thought he was holding up promotions for worthless pieces of shit. Who's correct?

Your husband, of course. You should always trust a man.

Tuberville is refusing unanimous consent for all promotions to protest the Pentagon's illegal, unconstitutional use of federal money, against the Hyde Amendment and without congressional exception, to pay military her-sonnel to travel to blue states to get their 'borshes.

btw the congress could just vote on these like they vote on anything else. they don't need unanimous consent.

They just don't feel like working, and they want to demonize Tuberville.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 02:59 PM (KRtlO)

96 > Who is the reporter Crenshaw tripped?

Noel Fritsch of National File.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (0N1h0)

97 No matter what he does, I just can't take Tommy Tuberville seriously. Sounds like he ought to be Jimmy Dean's competition or something.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

98 I didn't say the thing I clearly said and I am sorry you were offended by taking my tweet out of context.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (slgIg)

99
Eat Tubersville rutabagas!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

If Lisa Douglas drops me one, I'll eat it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

100 50 Is it a little weird that he still calls himself "Coach" on his letterhead? I get that that's how he made his name and all but "past laurels," etc.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (nfrXX)

"Coach" is a hell of a lot more respectable title than "Senator".

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (i9ffA)

101 I hate crenshaw but complaining about stuff like this makes the populist right look like faggot SJW snowflakes.

Ace, these people claim to live and die by "norms". It's an Alinsky tactic to call them on not doing it.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (2ocoG)

102 TT is holding up promotions (I'm guessing most are worthless) because the Pentagon is paying for the travel for abortions (as your hubby says) which is against federal law (Hyde Amendment).

And as other commenter said, he is simply holding up the unanimous consent part - which means done without a vote.

Senate could actually vote, which would require time and more important some accountability as a vote would be recorded.

In the end, worthless people like General Hayden's friends are not getting the promotion and pay raise that General Hayden thinks they are entitled to.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (sX1BW)

103 97 No matter what he does, I just can't take Tommy Tuberville seriously. Sounds like he ought to be Jimmy Dean's competition or something.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

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"Go back and coach Auburn some more!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

104 so it's Scalise?

well I'm pretty happy with that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (AcWfM)

105 Reporter should have thrown himself down on the ground like a soccer player. Posted by: The Kickball, It Learned Me at October 11, 2023 02:58 PM (ppBhU)

Remember the Kavanaugh protestor (who turned out to be a 75-year old Communist) who threw himself down on the ground when someone touched him?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (7B5FA)

106 Leftists are declaring war on all those not on there side

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (fwDg9)

107 Didn’t Balm write “The Wizard of Ooze?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (9ITg2)

108 93 6 seconds after receiving the referral, the Capitol police declared that they have performed a thorough investigation and found no criminal intent.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy MAGA Extremist at October 11, 2023 02:59 PM (slgIg)

Fuq

Even we think that’s bullshit…

Posted by: Premier League VAR Officials at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (CCSxw)

109 Tuberville is withholding unanimous consent on promotions for military flag officers. He says he is doing so until the DOD comes in compliance with the law on abortion funding. This means that they can't bundle up all the promotions and all the Senators say okay.

The Senate can have floor votes for each individual promotion. They have had some.

Are some of these flag offices probably not the best candidates? Sure. But the quality is not Tuberrvilles issue.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (dWjpk)

110 Is it a little weird that he still calls himself "Coach" on his letterhead? I get that that's how he made his name and all but "past laurels," etc.
Posted by: Oddbob

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I assume it's so people know he's accomplished something and hasn't just been a politician his entire life.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (VW7tl)

111 They just don't feel like working, and they want to demonize Tuberville.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 02:59 PM (KRtlO)

Yep.

And they don't like anyone doing something slightly out of the ordinary, even though it is perfectly valid, procedurally.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (ufFY8)

112 I should've written "actually accomplished something"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (VW7tl)

113 So hubby NEC says Tuberville is holding things up due to the feds wanting to allow service members to go out of state to receive abortions. I thought he was holding up promotions for worthless pieces of shit.

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Who knows? My solution... give Tuberville, the rest of Congress, slattern soldiers with babies they want to kill, and Pentagon ladder climbers two days each with the rape dogs.

Then, suspend them in iron cages in pairs, based on size, health and age, starve them until they fight each other, and bet on who eats whom first. Put the whole thing on PPV.

Everybody wins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2023 03:02 PM (0FoWg)

114 110 Is it a little weird that he still calls himself "Coach" on his letterhead? I get that that's how he made his name and all but "past laurels," etc.
Posted by: Oddbob

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I assume it's so people know he's accomplished something and hasn't just been a politician his entire life.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (VW7tl)

Yes. Coaches definitely rank above blood sucking ticks… er, politicians..

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:03 PM (PCK5/)

115 I hate crenshaw but complaining about stuff like this makes the populist right look like faggot SJW snowflakes.
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Posted by: michelle fields at October 11, 2023 03:03 PM (krqg6)

116 I wonder how long it took the Capitol Police to throw Tuberville's report in the trash. Speaking of these cops, yesterday would have been Ashli Babbitt's 38th birthday. Murdered by promoted and lauded POS Lt Michael Byrd.

Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2023 03:03 PM (oiNtH)

117 No matter what he does, I just can't take Tommy Tuberville seriously. Sounds like he ought to be Jimmy Dean's competition or something.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

Had a memorable hit song with 867-5309/Jenny

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 11, 2023 03:04 PM (4I/2K)

118 The House was called to order, then gaveled out for the day.

LOL

Nothing will happen today.

Apparently.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2023 03:04 PM (ufFY8)

119 What makes an alcoholic rancid?

I would have gone with "barely functional alcoholic". But it's not my blog.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2023 03:04 PM (dWjpk)

120 My understanding is that TT is blocking mass approvals of officer promotions. What the DOD has been doing is submitting an entire group of officers for promotion, asking that they be approved as a group which does not allow for disapproval of an individual who may not be deserving. And Tuberville is against the DOD paying for abortions or travel expenses plus leave for such.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 11, 2023 03:04 PM (iZcbC)

121 Yes. Coaches definitely rank above blood sucking ticks… er, politicians..
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He was a pretty good one, too, even if it was at Auburn
*spit*

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:04 PM (VW7tl)

122 What TT is doing is great because there are a couple issues being highlighted:

1. Pentagon violating federal law.

2. We should have accountability in the promotion of flag officers. A vote on the record.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 03:05 PM (sX1BW)

123 And I need proof if I'm correct to show hubby. He spends way too much time on Yahoo news.

Yikes. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 11, 2023 03:05 PM (V8he0)

124 Is Michael Hayden any relation to Tom Hayden?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 11, 2023 03:05 PM (BdMk6)

125 Good.

It's always entertaining to see a good brush back pitch.

Posted by: Just Lily

We're well past the warning stage. They need a Randy Johnson fastball between the eyes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at October 11, 2023 03:05 PM (qj8+t)

126 What makes an alcoholic rancid?

The stinking half-dried vomit on her shirt.

Posted by: Hillary For President! Of Your Heart. And This Bottle. But Mostly This Bottle. at October 11, 2023 03:05 PM (ppBhU)

127 Coach Greg Adams approves of Tommy Tuberville using the honorific title Coach.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 11, 2023 03:06 PM (4I/2K)

128
'Ongoing investigation' is the operative phrase, meaning, "LOLGF we ain't doin' shit' about what he wrote in an allegedly historical alcoholic fog one night.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 11, 2023 03:06 PM (enJYY)

129 Thanks ace. Hubby is staunchly pro-life. Not sure why he takes exception to this ploy. He's also ex Army and knows that a percentage of these characters are worthless, even more so under current and recent management of our country. I'm thinking he just hates all Congress critters.
And, yes I believe everything thing a man tells me. I'm not adding a sarc tag, it's implied.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 11, 2023 03:06 PM (XTeNJ)

130 Hell, the government doesn't even really care if you try to assassinate the whole Republican House caucus I'm guessing this will be another "our violence is free speech" issue

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2023 03:07 PM (XqcwY)

131 Grudge Bar Match!

Hayden and Hillary enter the bar.

Only one crawls out.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2023 03:07 PM (uSHSS)

132 119 What makes an alcoholic rancid?

I would have gone with "barely functional alcoholic". But it's not my blog.
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2023 03:04 PM (dWjpk)

Not cruel enough.

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at October 11, 2023 03:07 PM (53oGX)

133 For the past several years, Michael Hayden has been a frequent visitor to the Coast Guard Headquarters Flag Galley. He meets with the admirals for lunch and such.

I have long suspected that he is there for two reasons: To report to his Obama/Biden overlords who the "Good" admirals are and who the "Bad" admirals are.

I also think he goes there to indoctrinate the senior officers and flag officers into Swamp Think.

I have never liked the guy and after this stunt, I think he needs to lose his clearances and access.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2023 03:07 PM (lf83v)

134 re: crenshaw, my bias here is that I don't think it's likely that someone has the physical coordination to covertly trip someone while walking in stride.

now if someone from the military tells me, "Dude, learning to trip your buddy while you're marching is the first thing a private learns to do in boot camp," i would definitely reconsider.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 03:07 PM (KRtlO)

135 Is Michael Hayden any relation to Tom Hayden?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 11, 2023 03:05 PM (BdMk6)

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Aside from membership in the Communist Party USA, I'm guessing they at least had intimate relations at some point
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Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 11, 2023 03:07 PM (KupUL)

136 Reading some of Hayden’s tweets.

Hoo boy, he’s a leftist asshole.

And a drunk.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:07 PM (DcKNO)

137 Charles R Downs @TheCharlesDowns 22m
Dan Crenshaw kicked a reporter named @NoelFritsch of @nationalfile while @HowleyReporter and I were questioning him for @NationalFile about his support for the war industry. Looks like someone needs to be expelled from Congress.
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On the one hand, it's a safe R day we could get a real conservative into.

OTOH, until it's a bloody, pistol-whip beating, the reporter got off easy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 11, 2023 03:08 PM (MUsEo)

138
Are some of these flag offices probably not the best candidates? Sure. But the quality is not Tuberrvilles issue.

Considering the performance of the US military in recent years I'm guessing we have a severe problem in officer quality though too

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2023 03:08 PM (XqcwY)

139 >>>And, yes I believe everything thing a man tells me.

Outstanding.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 03:08 PM (KRtlO)

140 No relation.

Posted by: Sterling Hayden at October 11, 2023 03:08 PM (4I/2K)

141 >>>And a drunk.

*alleged* drunk. Alleged low-functioning rancid alkie.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 03:09 PM (KRtlO)

142 And I need proof if I'm correct to show hubby. He spends way too much time on Yahoo news.

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Once you figure out how to read the articles that place can be very fun.

Notice when they remove the comment sections and then go elsewhere to learn what they don't want people to discuss.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:09 PM (VW7tl)

143 A balm?!

- Brian's Mother

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 11, 2023 03:09 PM (FVJNG)

144 134 re: crenshaw, my bias here is that I don't think it's likely that someone has the physical coordination to covertly trip someone while walking in stride.

now if someone from the military tells me, "Dude, learning to trip your buddy while you're marching is the first thing a private learns to do in boot camp," i would definitely reconsider.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 03:07 PM (KRtlO)

The old kick the back leg into the front leg as it comes off the ground trick comes from grade school where I'm from.

Posted by: Inogame at October 11, 2023 03:10 PM (53oGX)

145 139 >>>And, yes I believe everything thing a man tells me.

Outstanding.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 03:08 PM (KRtlO)

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https://is.gd/mCVGoG

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

146 re: crenshaw, my bias here is that I don't think it's likely that someone has the physical coordination to covertly trip someone while walking in stride.

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Yeah, that's the biggest problem. Watch the video.

There was nothing covert about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:10 PM (VW7tl)

147 Hayden has been in the military since the Vietnam era and has somehow managed to avoid combat.

Oops, sorry, he served in the War on Terror...as an intel general, far from the front.

But he's a big military stud, because he is a veteran of the Twitter wars.

My source? The extreme alt-right neo-Nazi site Wikipedia.

Posted by: Ken at October 11, 2023 03:11 PM (pHaze)

148 Nine "no" votes for Scalise.

Boebert, Greene, Miller, Massie, Luna, Gimenez, Cloud, Nehls, Roy

https://is.gd/v1F8bR

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 03:11 PM (0N1h0)

149 Busier than a one-eyed man in a leg-kicking contest

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:11 PM (VW7tl)

150 139 >>>And, yes I believe everything thing a man tells me.

Outstanding.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 03:08 PM (KRtlO)

#BelieveAllMen

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 11, 2023 03:11 PM (eYoxG)

151 Tommy Tuberville? Is this a reference to potatoes?

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

152 Free Turtle Boy!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:11 PM (TGPs7)

153 My understanding is that TT is blocking mass approvals of officer promotions. What the DOD has been doing is submitting an entire group of officers for promotion, asking that they be approved as a group which does not allow for disapproval of an individual who may not be deserving. And Tuberville is against the DOD paying for abortions or travel expenses plus leave for such.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 11, 2023 03:04 PM (iZcbC)
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Per my vague understanding of the issue at hand, I think he's right on both counts. He's throwing sand in the gears. He can't stop these promotions, but he can make it a huge pain in the ass for his colleagues, so he's doing so. Good. It's nice to see someone fighting with the weapons he has available. It might not be the best weapon, but it's the one he has and he's using it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

154 >>>The old kick the back leg into the front leg as it comes off the ground trick comes from grade school where I'm from.

huh, maybe i remember that.

Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 03:12 PM (KRtlO)

155 I’ve never understood ex military and ex politicians retaining their clearances.

I know they use them to make money on boards but WTF should they be allowed to do so?

Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:12 PM (DcKNO)

156 Get it outta me! GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!

Posted by: Gilead at October 11, 2023 03:12 PM (91+2T)

157 In the interest of fairness, I am willing to let Crenshaw and flabby reporter man settle this with a duel.

Posted by: Sacred Honor is at Stake. at October 11, 2023 03:12 PM (ppBhU)

158 153 Per my vague understanding of the issue at hand, I think he's right on both counts. He's throwing sand in the gears. He can't stop these promotions, but he can make it a huge pain in the ass for his colleagues, so he's doing so. Good. It's nice to see someone fighting with the weapons he has available. It might not be the best weapon, but it's the one he has and he's using it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

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With him on this and Rand Paul on the government over covid, we have two senators who seem willing to muck things up.

Hey...it's better than the historical average.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

159 No relation.
Posted by: Sterling Hayden at October 11, 2023 03:08 PM (4I/2K)

Now there was a real intelligence professional.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2023 03:13 PM (uSHSS)

160 POLITICO - Bernie Sanders calls Israel’s siege on Gaza ‘a serious violation of international law’

“The targeting of civilians is a war crime, no matter who does it,” the Vermont independent said.

https://tinyurl.com/273b29f3

Violating international law, huh? Say Bernie, who's going to arrest Hamas personnel for violating international law by committing crimes against humanity across an international border? The UN? Interpol?

Posted by: GL at October 11, 2023 03:13 PM (5fDan)

161 Why does anyone care about what Hayden says about anything?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 11, 2023 03:13 PM (VdGjU)

162 In November 2018, Hayden was hospitalized after suffering a stroke; he suffers from aphasia as a result. Aphasia and a quart of vodka a day.

Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2023 03:14 PM (oiNtH)

163 Scalise has won the "primary" for the Speaker. I bet he will win the general.

I think Scalise knows that the Left are not just "friends on the other side of the aisle." And he also knows that he needs to keep promises.

Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2023 03:14 PM (dWjpk)

164 155 I’ve never understood ex military and ex politicians retaining their clearances.

I know they use them to make money on boards but WTF should they be allowed to do so?
Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:12 PM (DcKNO)

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The actual idea is so that those currently in government can go to them easily for advice without needing to go through clearance processes.

But, it's all incentivized in a way so that as many people get clearances and as much gets classified so that as many people can sell their access rather than do any good.

Declassification of everything would do some bad stuff, but I think it would be, on balance, a good thing. Just get CIs out of hostile territory first, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

165 I don't know what Crenshaw did today. But I know what else he's done. Rape dogs. Iron cage. Cannibal deathmatch. PPV.

Everybody wins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2023 03:14 PM (0FoWg)

166 Can't say know much of TT but to me seems like he is on the Right track

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2023 03:15 PM (fwDg9)

167 163 Scalise has won the "primary" for the Speaker. I bet he will win the general.

I think Scalise knows that the Left are not just "friends on the other side of the aisle." And he also knows that he needs to keep promises.
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2023 03:14 PM (dWjpk)

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Sounds like he has to do some horsetrading first.

I like how 9 are unwilling to just roll over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

168 The thought crossed my mind yesterday that the Israeli intelligence agencies betrayed their country in a gamble to get rid of Netanyahu. Our intelligence agencies did it to Trump here. Are we so naive that we will continue to underestimate the willingness of the globalist elites to seize and maintain power bamn?

It's too horrible to believe such a monstrosity, but what else explains Israel's failure to discover this attack before it was implemented?

Posted by: Floridachick at October 11, 2023 03:15 PM (glQP2)

169
BEST! DAY! EVER!

I've been doing a parkour tour through Gaza, and I'm having a blast! The best part is the course keeps changing, and sometimes right under my feet!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 11, 2023 03:15 PM (X4yCj)

170 Coach Tuberville should have informed the Feckless Bunch of Imbeciles (oops I mean Federal Bureau of Investigation) along with the Capitol Police. Then they could show up at Hayden's house at 0400 with battering rams and bazookas like they did at that pro-life guy's house. Nah, they won't do that to one of their own, what was I thinking!?. They'd show up in their J.Crew sweaters and shorts, roam around his yard for a while, then leave, like they did on the Capitol Mall earlier this year.

Posted by: Agamemnon at October 11, 2023 03:16 PM (57sz+)

171 154 >>>The old kick the back leg into the front leg as it comes off the ground trick comes from grade school where I'm from.

huh, maybe i remember that.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2023 03:12 PM (KRtlO)

I will say, it was a subtle swipe and could have been accidental.
Subtle because it was certainly unexpected and the dude trying to film with his phone didn't fall. We aren't talking Gayle Sayers here... I'd say Ol one-eye is lucky that fatty didn't bite the curb.

Posted by: Inogame at October 11, 2023 03:16 PM (53oGX)

172 I saw Swamp Think open for Creature Feature at Wuhan Lab in 2006.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 11, 2023 03:16 PM (KupUL)

173 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 11, 2023 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

174 167

Sounds like he has to do some horsetrading first.

I like how 9 are unwilling to just roll over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

Did any of these 9 have an alternative to Scalise, I wonder???

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:16 PM (PCK5/)

175 163 Scalise has won the "primary" for the Speaker. I bet he will win the general.

I think Scalise knows that the Left are not just "friends on the other side of the aisle." And he also knows that he needs to keep promises.
Posted by: blaster at October 11, 2023 03:14 PM (dWjpk)

Breaking: House will not hold a vote for Speaker today.

Posted by: GL at October 11, 2023 03:17 PM (5fDan)

176 174 Did any of these 9 have an alternative to Scalise, I wonder???
Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:16 PM (PCK5/)

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Probably voted for Jordan.

But seriously, this whole, "They need an alternative" is to miss the point. The point is to hold Scalise's feet to the fire to get concessions.

Discouraging them from getting concessions feels like bad politics. These 9 are essentially adopting parliamentary tactics in order to help drive Congressional policy. I don't see that as a bad thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

177 In the interest of fairness, I am willing to let Crenshaw and flabby reporter man settle this with a duel.

As long as it's a situation where depth perception is important, I'm all for it.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 11, 2023 03:18 PM (2ocoG)

178 Tuberville should tell the FBI he saw Hayden at a PTA meeting talking about trans issues. They'll have 30 agents armed with breaking down his door at 5am tomorrow.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:18 PM (bWsRe)

179 [snip] They'd show up in their J.Crew sweaters and shorts, roam around his yard for a while, then leave, like they did on the Capitol Mall earlier this year.

Posted by: Agamemnon at October 11, 2023 03:16 PM (57sz+)

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Wearing Ray-Bans and carrying Tiki Torches.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 11, 2023 03:18 PM (KupUL)

180 Sponge not only first, but 173 x first

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2023 03:18 PM (fwDg9)

181 Geriatric Alcoholics would be a great name for a band.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (VdGjU)

182 Whenever I read about the goings-on in DC, a vague nausea overtakes me…

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

183 Tuberville is like a bolt thrown into the cogs of the MIC. Gotta love it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (l10hq)

184 Mia Kahlifa's eyebrow has more substance than Scalise.

Posted by: Son of Dad at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (8JB5s)

185 Scalise seems like a good pick

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (fwDg9)

186 Been trying to figure out what got Prissy boy Hayden all worked up here, and the only thing that makes any sense is Tuberville was aware they were trying to promote as many gay homosexuals to leadership positions in the military, and Hayden didn't like him trying to stop them.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

187 Tuberville should tell the FBI he saw Hayden at a PTA meeting talking about trans issues. They'll have 30 agents armed with breaking down his door at 5am tomorrow.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:18 PM (bWsRe)

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Or he was wearing a tie that looked an awful lot like a noose.

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (KupUL)

188 I think that Hamas was using low tech/no tech to give and receive info and directives. It’s difficult for 21st century intelligence agencies who can track a tick on your ass, to track a note being passed from one terrorist scum to another.

^ simplification

Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (DcKNO)

189 former CIA and NSA Director Michael Hayden
........

That's kind of a mean tweet there, Michael.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

190 I will say, it was a subtle swipe and could have been accidental.
Subtle because it was certainly unexpected and the dude trying to film with his phone didn't fall. We aren't talking Gayle Sayers here... I'd say Ol one-eye is lucky that fatty didn't bite the curb.
Posted by: Inogame at October 11, 2023 03:16 PM (53oGX)

Watched it several times.
If Crenshaw did it deliberately, then the "reporter" was just as deliberate in moving to cut him off.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (uSHSS)

191 Holy Fook.

Long morning. I could use a drink.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (uRmkM)

192 “Alleged alkie scumbag.” Covering a lot of territory as usual.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (6y41V)

193 >The old kick the back leg into the front leg as it comes off the ground trick comes from grade school where I'm from.
Posted by: Inogame at October 11, 2023 03:10 PM (53oGX)

Yeah, that's not exactly some secret ninja jutsu shit...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (WhX4C)

194 >>I hate crenshaw but complaining about stuff like this makes the populist right look like faggot SJW snowflakes.
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I deduct 10 points for Crenshaw's failure to implement the two-hand shove following the pussy leg sweep.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 11, 2023 03:21 PM (bNf8H)

195 Watched it several times.
If Crenshaw did it deliberately, then the "reporter" was just as deliberate in moving to cut him off.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (uSHSS)

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100% deliberate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2023 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

196 Sponge not only first, but 173 x first
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2023 03:18 PM (fwDg9)

Winning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 11, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Left in a nutshell: Hamas didn't kill babies but if they did, it was justified.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:21 PM (bWsRe)

198 Abhijit Iyer-Mitra
@Iyervval
Hahahahaah
@RubikaLiyaquat
is going hard after Jihadist clowns who refuse to condemn Hamas.

Rubika “Do you condemn Hamas as terrorists?”

AIMIM spokie “I spoke to a journalist about journalism today ……”

Rubika “I’m not interested in your conversation with other men you please talk to THIS woman”

AIMIM Spokie “hmmmm ohhhh yup butttt “

Rubika “you’re so boring, if you have nothing to say please don’t say it and I’m moving on”

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:21 PM (TGPs7)

199 181 Geriatric Alcoholics would be a great name for a band.

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And for most of the dumbasses running the country.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:21 PM (DcKNO)

200 If Lisa Douglas drops me one, I'll eat it!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

Uhh I think her rutabagas have been gone for a while now

Posted by: Mishdog at October 11, 2023 03:22 PM (Kc6hx)

201 Geriatric Alcoholics would be a great name for a band.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (VdGjU)
.......

The Stones are due for a shakeup.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

202 Gen Michael Hayden (@ GenMhayden) Twitter

I was surprised to wake up this morning and discover that many MAGAnuts had lost their minds over my suggestion that “Coach” Tuberville not be considered a member of the human race. I stand by that view. I’m wishing you all a nice day even the intransigent Tommy Tuberville.

1 day ago
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Bidenesque. Someone also needs to remind him he needs the "R" (retired, 2007) behind his rank and name.

Aside from that, a paragraph or three in Wikipedia regarding MH caught my eye and at least hints why he's a huge suck-up to the O&J administrations, imo. Here's part of one: In 2008 Hayden warned of the destabilizing consequences of Muslim migration to Europe that might raise the possibility of civil unrest.[35] According to Leon Panetta's memoir, Worthy Fights, Hayden had hoped to be retained as CIA director by the Obama administration and derisively referred to his successor as "Rahm Emanuel's goombah".[36].

There's more & it's interesting.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 11, 2023 03:22 PM (GshMh)

203 Everyone asking how could intelligence miss Hamas attacks? Well this asswipe once led intelligence. You think he gave a fuck about Hamas? The people who replaced him are no better.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (bWsRe)

204 This brunette in her underwear hears tell that "Geriatric Alcoholics" shows are lit AF:
https://is.gd/2Iuaiv

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)

205 195 Watched it several times.
If Crenshaw did it deliberately, then the "reporter" was just as deliberate in moving to cut him off.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (uSHSS)

=====

100% deliberate.

Try that shit with me. I'll F somebody up.

Posted by: Hannity at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (og5mY)

206 Has Softy Steve Scalise surrendered on any issues today?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (TGPs7)

207 Vintage Hayden:

GOP Is Most 'Dangerous' Political Force in World, Michael Hayden Says

https://tinyurl.com/bdhcn9kp

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (l10hq)

208 We may as well bring back, “commie pinko fag,” and include mahometan. We strive for accuracy. Or not?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (6y41V)

209 If Crenshaw did it deliberately, then the "reporter" was just as deliberate in moving to cut him off.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 11, 2023 03:20 PM (uSHSS)

Crenshaw deliberately cut to the other side of the rail in an attempt to trip the fat man.

Crenshaw is a calculated asshole. He's attended WEF meetings and carries that water as a rep.

F*ck that guy. The more he shows he's an asshole, hopefully the more Texans notice and send his ass back to private life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 11, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

210 But seriously, this whole, "They need an alternative" is to miss the point. The point is to hold Scalise's feet to the fire to get concessions.

Discouraging them from getting concessions feels like bad politics. These 9 are essentially adopting parliamentary tactics in order to help drive Congressional policy. I don't see that as a bad thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

Agree. I've become thankful for even small pushbacks.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 11, 2023 03:24 PM (BdMk6)

211 This brunette in her underwear hears tell that "Geriatric Alcoholics" shows are lit AF:
https://is.gd/2Iuaiv

_

It moved.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (bWsRe)

212 Intelligence? Well let’s check under USSR dissolves.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (6y41V)

213 >Left in a nutshell: Hamas didn't kill babies but if they did, it was justified.
Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:21 PM (bWsRe)

Another win for "That didn't happen! And it's good that it did!"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (WhX4C)

214 "Bigfoot sighting" from a train in CO.

https://is.gd/eutOZz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (0N1h0)

215 204 This brunette in her underwear hears tell that "Geriatric Alcoholics" shows are lit AF:
https://is.gd/2Iuaiv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Post-coitus with a book on modern monetary theory, which she totally agreed with, a concept she used to buy all the bangles on her arm on credit.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

216 Someone needs to jerk Hayden's chain hard. He's held very powerful positions in the US that operate in the darkness and he posts on Twitter like an angsty Redditer.

It's highly likely he still holds top clearances and has influence in his old circles.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:48 PM (0N1h0)

Yes, I'm pretty sure sending out a tweet calling for a U.S. Senator "to be removed from the human race", and then doubling-down when called-out, is a strong indicator of a security risk. My clearance would be yanked in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (pJWtt)

217 >>214 "Bigfoot sighting" from a train in CO.

https://is.gd/eutOZz
Posted by: bonhomme

Michelle O take up hiking? Good on her.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 03:26 PM (l10hq)

218 The very fact that Hayden was allowed to become a General makes me ashamed of America.

And, as "officers serve at the pleasure of the President", Trump could recall him to active duty and courtmartial him (and Milley) for Treason (and other charges) as listed in 19 US Code Chapter 115.

Posted by: setnaffa at October 11, 2023 03:26 PM (N7j0L)

219 Joe she seems cheerful

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2023 03:26 PM (fwDg9)

220 182 Whenever I read about the goings-on in DC, a vague nausea overtakes me…
Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

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Have you tried going gluten free?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 11, 2023 03:27 PM (0UNgr)

221 We may as well bring back, “commie pinko fag,” and include mahometan. We strive for accuracy. Or not?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (6y41V)

How about:
He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage

Posted by: Uneasy Rider at October 11, 2023 03:27 PM (4I/2K)

222 Well, kinzinger tweets that Scalise is “ the best option for Ukraine.”

That tells me he’s a bullshit choice.

What a moroon I am for thinking the house would stop their own grift.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:27 PM (DcKNO)

223 Crenshaw did that deliberately. I'm no fan, but good for him. Fuck these cocksuckers. I laughed at the impotent little creepy pussy who then whined "ohhh, assault, I witnessed it, did you get it on camera?" That tells you all you need to know about who these media cocksuckers really are: our enemies.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 11, 2023 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

224 100% deliberate.

Try that shit with me. I'll F somebody up.
Posted by: Hannity
----------------
#MeToo

https://tinyurl.com/mrnz3xwv
💪
https://tinyurl.com/mn52chmj

Posted by: michelle fields at October 11, 2023 03:28 PM (krqg6)

225 Hannity… he’s that GREAT AMERICAN cage fighter, right??

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

226 215 204 This brunette in her underwear hears tell that "Geriatric Alcoholics" shows are lit AF:
https://is.gd/2Iuaiv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
______________

That's a dude, bro! Would not bang.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 11, 2023 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

227 Well, kinzinger tweets that Scalise is “ the best option for Ukraine.”

That tells me he’s a bullshit choice.

What a moroon I am for thinking the house would stop their own grift.
Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:27 PM (DcKNO)

=====

The best option for Ukraine? Who gives a shit about that? What about the best option for the US?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2023 03:30 PM (DRSnL)

228 Fascists don't reflect nor compromise.
Always there go to for all human problems, censor or kill kill kill.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 11, 2023 03:31 PM (CuztD)

229 This brunette in her underwear hears tell that "Geriatric Alcoholics" shows are lit AF:
https://is.gd/2Iuaiv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)

Ah yes. The woman laying-on-the-bed-in-her-underwear-smiling-at-me gambit. I've fallen for it every time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 11, 2023 03:31 PM (BdMk6)

230 225 Hannity… he’s that GREAT AMERICAN cage fighter, right??

fights great american cages?

Posted by: anachronda at October 11, 2023 03:31 PM (v3pYe)

231 Well, kinzinger tweets that Scalise is “ the best option for Ukraine.”

====

Told ya.

Posted by: runner at October 11, 2023 03:31 PM (+bPgI)

232 Yes, I'm pretty sure sending out a tweet calling for a U.S. Senator "to be removed from the human race", and then doubling-down when called-out, is a strong indicator of a security risk. My clearance would be yanked in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (pJWtt)

Someone did a story, I can't remember who, about the generals and where they go after they exit the military.

They never really retire. They just take one uniform off, and put on another. The incestuous manner in which these guys go from working for the government, to working for weapons manufacturers is astounding. And then they go to being lobbyists for foreign governments.

In another era, these people would be tried and convicted and shot as traitors.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

233 Hmmm. so Adam Kinzinger thinks Scalise is the best one for pimping for Ukraine…

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

234 No matter what he does, I just can't take Tommy Tuberville seriously. Sounds like he ought to be Jimmy Dean's competition or something.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

Had a memorable hit song with 867-5309/Jenny
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 11, 2023 03:04 PM (4I/2K)

I thought Tuberville was just off I-84 between Boise and Mountain Home?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 11, 2023 03:32 PM (VGRuw)

235 It's either a Bigfoot or a guy in a Ghillie Suit, but actually looks like a Bigfoot...

https://twitter.com/outthereco/status/1711828812689014879

OutThere Colorado
@outthereco
·
23h
People on a train in southwest Colorado may have spotted 'Bigfoot.' Thoughts?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:32 PM (TGPs7)

236 214 "Bigfoot sighting" from a train in CO.

wasn't that a movie?

Posted by: anachronda at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (v3pYe)

237 Prediction: Freedom Caucus(heh) will fold like a non-starched Izod when the Scaliseeezy vote comes up on the floor.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (l10hq)

238 Trivia time!

Without looking....PredictIt market for GOP VP leader is

a. Vivek
b. Nikki Hailey
c. Kristi Noem
d. Mike Pence
e. None of the Above

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (bWsRe)

239 That really does look like a Bigfoot...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (TGPs7)

240 "It's Time for a Healing Balm."

Settle for nothing less than purest nard.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (MvF+J)

241 237 Prediction: Freedom Caucus(heh) will fold like a non-starched Izod when the Scaliseeezy vote comes up on the floor.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (l10hq)

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Eh.

They didn't delay the vote because leadership thought that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

242 They never really retire. They just take one uniform off, and put on another. The incestuous manner in which these guys go from working for the government, to working for weapons manufacturers is astounding. And then they go to being lobbyists for foreign governments.

___

Not just generals.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:34 PM (bWsRe)

243 234 No matter what he does, I just can't take Tommy Tuberville seriously. Sounds like he ought to be Jimmy Dean's competition or something.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at October 11, 2023 03:00 PM (ppBhU)
----------------
Jimmie Dean did sausage. Tommy is obviously into Tubers.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:34 PM (h2KMk)

244 People on a train in southwest Colorado may have spotted 'Bigfoot.' Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:32 PM (TGPs7)

=====

Some dude who lives near the train route f*cking with the passengers, methinks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

245 a. Vivek
b. Nikki Hailey
c. Kristi Noem
d. Mike Pence
e. None of the Above
Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (bWsRe)

RFK Jr. isn't on that list?

I half expect Trump to choose him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2023 03:34 PM (i9ffA)

246 241

Eh.

They didn't delay the vote because leadership thought that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, at Camp Crystal Lake with Jason at October 11, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

In the back, dels are being cut as we speak..

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

247 214 "Bigfoot sighting" from a train in CO.

https://is.gd/eutOZz
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (0N1h0)
____________

Obviously a human in a suit. These hoaxers must. try. harder.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 11, 2023 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

248 Well, kinzinger tweets that Scalise is “ the best option for Ukraine.”

That tells me he’s a bullshit choice.

What a moroon I am for thinking the house would stop their own grift.
Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:27 PM (DcKNO)

Maybe Kinsinger just said that to throw people off. What the hell does he know anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

249 Well, kinzinger tweets that Scalise is “ the best option for Ukraine.”
.......

I guess America doesn't even enter the conversation anymore.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

250 Sending some money your way Ace

Posted by: museisluse at October 11, 2023 03:35 PM (s90Jo)

251 Jimmie Dean did sausage. Tommy is obviously into Tubers.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:34 PM (h2KMk)

I would love to see someone answer him with "Yes, your Protuberance!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 11, 2023 03:36 PM (i9ffA)

252 Trivia answer is...Kristi Noem.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:36 PM (bWsRe)

253 235 It's either a Bigfoot or a guy in a Ghillie Suit, but actually looks like a Bigfoot...

https://twitter.com/outthereco/status/1711828812689014879

OutThere Colorado
@outthereco
·
23h
People on a train in southwest Colorado may have spotted 'Bigfoot.' Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:32 PM (TGPs7)

In totally unrelated news, former First Lady Michelle Obama told supporters she had been hiking in Colorado and had enjoyed it tremendously...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, and this is the news at October 11, 2023 03:36 PM (PiwSw)

254 > Some dude who lives near the train route f*cking with the passengers, methinks.

Most likely.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 03:36 PM (0N1h0)

255 I'm not saying this jokingly or disparagingly:

I bet Tuberville made a Jimmy Dean commercial back when he was coaching at Auburn.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:36 PM (VW7tl)

256 Sasquatch!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2023 03:36 PM (SYlCh)

257 232 I got detailed out to Flag Officer while stationed in DC. Various Stars would come into town, most with important meetings, most of which were job hunting meetings. Got to know a lot of office buildings in Chantilly and Bethesda, and the way to Annapolis, a teaching gig being the crown jewel.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2023 03:37 PM (0EOe9)

258 Christianity Yesterday!

Report: Christianity Today's magazine staff made significant campaign donations from 2015 to 2022 and EVERY dollar went to Democrats!

https://tinyurl.com/3zu7jpf7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2023 03:37 PM (FVME7)

259 >>People on a train in southwest Colorado may have spotted 'Bigfoot.' Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Many of these tourist train excursions play out hokey stuff like this all the time. There's one in TN I think that has a Hill Billy madman chase the train in a fire breathing jalopy as he's yelling at them to get off his land.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 03:37 PM (l10hq)

260 People aren't really retarded enough to think that's Bigfoot and not a guy in a costume fucking with them. Right?

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:37 PM (bWsRe)

261 Dang me, dang me. They ought to take a rope and hang me.....

---Michael Hayden

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 11, 2023 03:38 PM (9i2W3)

262 "Bigfoot sighting" from a train in CO.

https://is.gd/eutOZz
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 03:25 PM (0N1h0)

I thought Bigfoot was in Oregon. It's been a while since he ate D.B. Cooper, so he might be getting hungry.

Posted by: spindrift at October 11, 2023 03:38 PM (lqvum)

263 257 Also, while driving them around the area, a lot of house hunting.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2023 03:38 PM (0EOe9)

264 From the Daily Mail article...

'Bigfoot' is spotted walking through the shrubs on rural Colorado mountain as astonished train passengers record latest sighting of the mythical beast
Passengers on the Narrow Gauge train in Colorado claimed to have spotted Bigfoot
A couple was looking for elk when they saw a big, hairy creature moving in the shrubs
The video was taken by another passenger and has since gone viral

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:38 PM (TGPs7)

265 260 No, they all know Michelle is a man.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (MvF+J)

266 People on a train in southwest Colorado may have spotted 'Bigfoot.' Thoughts?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:32 PM (TGPs7)

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Some dude who lives near the train route f*cking with the passengers, methinks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

Soutwest Colorado means Durango. It's a tourist area, the trains run constantly. I'd be shocked if there wasn't a whole team of hired sasquatches to show themselves along the train route.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

267 Holy Fook.

Long morning. I could use a drink.
Posted by: nurse ratched

How you doin'?

Posted by: General Hayden at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (Vu7A1)

268 "73 separate political donations and every single dollar went to the party of abortion, race Marxism, and the LGBT mob.

This from the "flagship magazine" of evangelical Christianity"

==

wow

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (VW7tl)

269 Chantilly lace wigs??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (krqg6)

270 Looks to me like Bigfoot squatted down to take a dump while watching the train go by.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

271 California will now issue "Ebony Alerts" for missing black kids.

https://tinyurl.com/4w99pd7j

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (CIS44)

272 Passengers on the Narrow Gauge train in Colorado claimed to have spotted Bigfoot
A couple was looking for elk when they saw a big, hairy creature moving in the shrubs
The video was taken by another passenger and has since gone viral
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:38 PM (TGPs7)

It's obviously a dude in camo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Bigfoot must have a lot of ticks….

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

274 227 Well, kinzinger tweets that Scalise is “ the best option for Ukraine.” That tells me he’s a bullshit choice.

What a moroon I am for thinking the house would stop their own grift.
Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:27 PM (DcKNO)
====
The best option for Ukraine? Who gives a shit about that? What about the best option for the US?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 11, 2023 03:30 PM

As I'm rapidly learning, this is apparently who we need to support. Weak, spineless Republicans that don't push for our initiatives, because they're the ones that get elected and aren't disliked by independents.

I'm sorry Romney! I'll vote harder for you next time!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 11, 2023 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

275 I thought Bigfoot was in Oregon. It's been a while since he ate D.B. Cooper, so he might be getting hungry.
Posted by: spindrift

I just got a text from DB Cooper last night, he's not been eaten!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2023 03:40 PM (SYlCh)

276 If I was looking for Yetis, I'd start looking in Wyoming. Just sayin.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at October 11, 2023 03:40 PM (MvF+J)

277 I want to believe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2023 03:40 PM (SYlCh)

278 >>Many of these tourist train excursions play out hokey stuff like this all the time. There's one in TN I think that has a Hill Billy madman chase the train in a fire breathing jalopy as he's yelling at them to get off his land.
___

Frisco Silver Dollar Line in Branson.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 11, 2023 03:40 PM (bNf8H)

279 That Bigfoot looks suspiciously like a guy in a Chewbacca costume.

Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2023 03:40 PM (n4MEc)

280 And Sasquatch live in the Olympic Rain Forest.

Fact.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2023 03:41 PM (SYlCh)

281 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

https://is.gd/IoiR36
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

He didn't slam him into the rail or shiv him with a pen, so it's clearly not on purpose.

Posted by: GalWhatKnowsHerRollerDerby at October 11, 2023 03:41 PM (fxCK2)

282 Soutwest Colorado means Durango. It's a tourist area, the trains run constantly. I'd be shocked if there wasn't a whole team of hired sasquatches to show themselves along the train route.

Posted by: BurtTC

--

Yep, same as every bus tour in every big city. We went to Asheville a few months ago and saw one of the tourist buses pull over so everyone could take photos of some bum in a wheelchair who was waving at them while the tour guide told everyone about the bum in the wheelchair. It was bizarre as heck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:41 PM (VW7tl)

283
Crenshaw trying to trip that reporter guy is some bush league asshole shit. Tells you all you need to know about him.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 11, 2023 03:41 PM (+oR7L)

284 Posted by: GalWhatKnowsHerRollerDerby at October 11, 2023 03:41 PM (fxCK2)

That's quite the hash, there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 11, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Shun the non believers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2023 03:42 PM (SYlCh)

286 >They never really retire. They just take one uniform off, and put on another. The incestuous manner in which these guys go from working for the government, to working for weapons manufacturers is astounding. And then they go to being lobbyists for foreign governments.

In another era, these people would be tried and convicted and shot as traitors.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

Ike was right.

They all leverage their security clearances to land sweet MIC gigs after "retiring". Those should be revoked immediately after leaving the employ of the federal government. It's damned near like a Title of Nobility used for personal enrichment and intelligence use.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 11, 2023 03:42 PM (WhX4C)

287 SCALISE FOR SPEAKER!

Posted by: Z-dog at October 11, 2023 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

288 Gilly suit Bigfoot

Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2023 03:42 PM (n4MEc)

289 Bigfoot' is spotted walking through the shrubs on rural Colorado mountain as astonished train passengers record latest sighting of the mythical beast
Passengers on the Narrow Gauge train in Colorado claimed to have spotted Bigfoot
A couple was looking for elk when they saw a big, hairy creature moving in the shrubs
The video was taken by another passenger and has since gone viral
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:38 PM (TGPs7)

Bigfoot -- Social Media Influencer.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 11, 2023 03:42 PM (BdMk6)

290 That tripping video is lame. It's not a trip if he doesn't face-plant.

*watches the Nancy Mace scarlet letter video again instead*

Posted by: spindrift at October 11, 2023 03:42 PM (lqvum)

291 I got detailed out to Flag Officer while stationed in DC. Various Stars would come into town, most with important meetings, most of which were job hunting meetings. Got to know a lot of office buildings in Chantilly and Bethesda, and the way to Annapolis, a teaching gig being the crown jewel.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2023 03:37 PM (0EOe9)

Those are the old days. Nowadays the crown jewel is being on Chi Nah's payroll.

Or for those who don't care too much for money, the crown jewel is access to small boys and their adrenochrome.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

292 271 California will now issue "Ebony Alerts" for missing black kids.

https://tinyurl.com/4w99pd7j
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM

Can we issue them for missing fathers?

Posted by: 69% of black children raised in single parent homes at October 11, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

293 110 Is it a little weird that he still calls himself "Coach" on his letterhead? I get that that's how he made his name and all but "past laurels," etc.
Posted by: Oddbob

--

I assume it's so people know he's accomplished something and hasn't just been a politician his entire life.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:01 PM (VW7tl)

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He's basically at the top of the "citizen legislator" list. In my book, lifetime politicians immediately go to the bottom of my "quality candidate" list.

Though she seems to be a shit person, I don't complain about AOC and her bartending past.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 11, 2023 03:43 PM (cMXNt)

294 A man named Tuberville really should represent Idaho or Maine in the Senate. Whenever I see the name, I can't help imagining a city limit sign reading "Welcome to Tuberville, Idaho [or 'Maine'] / Home to 127 Hard-Working Farmers and Five Million Spuds".

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at October 11, 2023 03:43 PM (uL3GK)

295 260 People aren't really retarded enough to think that's Bigfoot and not a guy in a costume fucking with them. Right?
Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:37 PM (bWsRe)

It could be a guy in a costume...

But, that's a very realistic Bigfoot costume and likely to be
expensive.

How would the guy know when the train is going by that particular area?

And it seems to be a rural section of Colorado in the mountains...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:43 PM (TGPs7)

296 Didn't know Hayden was an Arab name.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 11, 2023 03:43 PM (N8VXB)

297 There's a tourist train out of Van Buren, AR that features running Democrats you can shoot at from a flat car. No gun needed, they have rentals.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2023 03:43 PM (0EOe9)

298 It's either a Bigfoot or a guy in a Ghillie Suit, but actually looks like a Bigfoot...

https://twitter.com/outthereco/status/1711828812689014879

Posted by: Mister Ghost

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Colorado Bigfoot > Colorado state Rep. Tim Hernandez

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2023 03:44 PM (FVME7)

299 Maybe it was an ebony alert Bigfoot

Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2023 03:44 PM (n4MEc)

300
But, that's a very realistic Bigfoot costume and likely to be
expensive.

Looks more like Chewbacca

Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2023 03:44 PM (bs+z0)

301 290 That tripping video is lame. It's not a trip if he doesn't face-plant.

*watches the Nancy Mace scarlet letter video again instead*
Posted by: spindrift at October 11, 2023 03:42 PM (lqvum)

Yeah, saw that… can’t figure that one out except just attention bait stuff… like Sinema.

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:44 PM (PCK5/)

302 292 271 California will now issue "Ebony Alerts" for missing black kids.

https://tinyurl.com/4w99pd7j
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM

Can we issue them for missing fathers?
Posted by: 69% of black children raised in single parent homes at October 11, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

What color will they use for Asians? Indigenous?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 11, 2023 03:44 PM (eggM4)

303 I thought Bigfoot was in Oregon. It's been a while since he ate D.B. Cooper, so he might be getting hungry.
------------------------
Bigfoot took D.B.'s cash and headed for Vegas. He's been snorting coke off of hooker's asses and living large ever since. Chicks dig hairy guys with money. But mostly money.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:45 PM (h2KMk)

304 He didn't slam him into the rail or shiv him with a pen, so it's clearly not on purpose.
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Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 11, 2023 03:45 PM (krqg6)

305 > There's one in TN I think that has a Hill Billy madman chase the train in a fire breathing jalopy as he's yelling at them to get off his land.

That's incredible. I love it.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 03:45 PM (0N1h0)

306 I remember we had to read Tess of the T'ubervilles in high school. What a nightmare that was.

Posted by: spindrift at October 11, 2023 03:45 PM (lqvum)

307 275 I thought Bigfoot was in Oregon. It's been a while since he ate D.B. Cooper, so he might be getting hungry.
Posted by: spindrift

I just got a text from DB Cooper last night, he's not been eaten!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 11, 2023 03:40 PM

Good news- Red Letter Media did a review of the film D.B. Cooper vs Bigfoot. Bad news...it's basically just half-naked buff dudes walking around all movie.
https://tinyurl.com/hnv7ve2s

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (JCZqz)

308 I did some consulting work for a company that makes things that go boom. Everyone I worked with was ex-military. Their job title was Business Development Executive or some such shit. And their job was playing golf with officers in the military who bought the things that went boom. Then when those current officers retire, they'll get a cushy job like that. And so the circle goes.

Everything. Every single fucking thing associated with the govt is a grift.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (bWsRe)

309 Scalise is probably the best we were gonna get. He is slightly more conservative than McCarthy, from a conservative state, was shot by Dems, and has cancer...and is a very genial speaker to America.

He probably should have been voted in to start this Congress...but Kevin had to have the gavel. Scalise was always seen as the compromise back then when multiple votes were occurring...

He greatly helps 2024 optics for the elections.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (exHjb)

310 278 >>Many of these tourist train excursions play out hokey stuff like this all the time. There's one in TN I think that has a Hill Billy madman chase the train in a fire breathing jalopy as he's yelling at them to get off his land.
___

Frisco Silver Dollar Line in Branson.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 11, 2023

Ok that's awesome!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (eggM4)

311 What color will they use for Asians? Indigenous?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 11, 2023 03:44 PM (eggM4)

NO YELLOW
Hunter

Posted by: Glenn John at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (RilAR)

312 Looks like 'Squatch has turned the tables on Messin' with Sasquatch.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (WhX4C)

313 Coach is like Senator. Once given ... it never goes away.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

Call me Maestro.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (FCbAQ)

314 Asians? Indigenous?
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Yellow Alert; Red Alert.

Anyone mocking it will face 15 years in prison though.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 11, 2023 03:47 PM (krqg6)

315 > How would the guy know when the train is going by that particular area?

Trains have published schedules.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 03:47 PM (0N1h0)

316 California will now issue "Ebony Alerts" for missing black kids.

https://tinyurl.com/4w99pd7j
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM (CIS44)

Great, let’s do one for black fathers. Yeah, Big Foot first.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 11, 2023 03:47 PM (+Mjp8)

317 306 I remember we had to read Tess of the T'ubervilles in high school. What a nightmare that was.
---------------
Wait until you read Triggleypuff of the T'untervilles.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:47 PM (h2KMk)

318 Crenshaw intentionally trips a reporter on video.

https://is.gd/IoiR36
Posted by: bonhomme at October 11, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)
.......

Another GOPe fail, the fat guy didn't even faceplant on the steps.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

319 '"Bigfoot sighting" from a train in CO.
Posted by: bonhomme

That is one of the aliens from the UFO's making a pit stop.

Posted by: Ripley at October 11, 2023 03:47 PM (JojsZ)

320 Everything. Every single fucking thing associated with the govt is a grift.
Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (bWsRe)

———

Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: Seems legit at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (DcKNO)

321
They never really retire. They just take one uniform off, and put on another. The incestuous manner in which these guys go from working for the government, to working for weapons manufacturers is astounding. And then they go to being lobbyists for foreign governments.

The moment the uniform comes off, the security clearance needs to get nuked. Then they can get in the back of the line for the Feebs to do the investigation and vetting for the new, civilian security clearance. If it costs the contractors $ to wait for the flag ossiffer to be able to look at classified material, well, tough titties.

That's an easy policy to put in place, but it's only a beginning. These Flag Fags need a bunch of hurdles put up between their uniform and the defense industry.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (n+4am)

322 "How would the guy know when the train is going by that particular area?"

Uhm time tables?

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (bWsRe)

323 Ebony alerts?

This mean they'll start doing whitey alerts where no one looks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

324 Bigfoot sighting" from a train in CO.

Wow...make sure this amazing video goes viral!

Posted by: Some guy that rented a bigfoot suit at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (XqcwY)

325 271 California will now issue "Ebony Alerts" for missing black kids.
https://tinyurl.com/4w99pd7j
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM

(I hope no one files an FOIA on Code Brown)

Posted by: POTUS Secret Service Team at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

326 Oops, sorry, he served in the War on Terror...as an intel general, far from the front.

But he's a big military stud, because he is a veteran of the Twitter wars.

My source? The extreme alt-right neo-Nazi site Wikipedia.
Posted by: Ken

Hayden is a lifetime intelligence spook. Was he a real soldier? Probably not, at least not for a very long time.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (vcOmj)

327 Chicks dig hairy guys with money. But mostly money.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:45 PM (h2KMk)

👍

Posted by: Ron Jeremy, Legend at October 11, 2023 03:49 PM (4I/2K)

328 Another thing in favor of the Bigfoot hypothesis,
is the being is not next to the train, where it would be seen
immediately, but at a distance. If you were going fakey,
why would you be so far away, that no one might actually spot you?

That you your Honor, I rest my case...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:49 PM (TGPs7)

329 Everything. Every single fucking thing associated with the govt is a grift.
-----------------
This is true but you ended up with stuff that goes bang. Lots of it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:49 PM (h2KMk)

330 308 Ex MiL's neighbor was a retired Bird. AFSC, personnel. Went out as a proud member of the ol' boy network and established a name for his wife, real estate whiz, at finding suitable homes for incoming to the DC area AF officers. Doesn't have to be super duper national security stuff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2023 03:50 PM (0EOe9)

331 California will now issue "Ebony Alerts" for missing black kids.

https://tinyurl.com/4w99pd7j
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 11, 2023 03:39 PM
........

What a waste. The kid is probably just down at Target.

Posted by: wth at October 11, 2023 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

332 Eyepatch McCain is auditioning to replace Cornyn at some unspecified point in the future. Probably after Ken Paxton uses John like a prison bitch

Posted by: Stacy0311 at October 11, 2023 03:51 PM (musil)

333 329 Everything. Every single fucking thing associated with the govt is a grift.
-----------------
This is true but you ended up with stuff that goes bang. Lots of it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:49 PM (h2KMk)

We ended up with R&D projects and per unit costs in the tens of millions.

If they'd start going for quantity that'd be a nice change.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 11, 2023 03:51 PM (eYoxG)

334 Hayden is a lifetime intelligence spook. Was he a real soldier? Probably not, at least not for a very long time.
---------------
Sterling Hayden shit bigger than this guy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:51 PM (h2KMk)

335 If I was looking for Yetis, I'd start looking in Wyoming. Just sayin.
Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension

My nephew, who lives in Montana, has two dogs.

Yeti and Bigfoot. So...Yeti and Bigfoot are in Montana.

Pass it on.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at October 11, 2023 03:51 PM (vcOmj)

336 Everything. Every single fucking thing associated with the govt is a grift.

The *point* of the US government is to take as much money and freedoms as possible from the American people

Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2023 03:51 PM (XqcwY)

337 That tub of sissyness was a Navy Seal? Good Lord.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 11, 2023 03:52 PM (nnp+f)

338
The *point* of the US government is to take as much money and freedoms as possible from the American people
Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2023 03:51 PM (XqcwY)

For Ukraine!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 11, 2023 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

339 If they'd start going for quantity that'd be a nice change.
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The problem with quantity is you have to grow the delivering systems pumping that stuff. People cost a shit ton of money.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:52 PM (h2KMk)

340 California will now issue "Ebony Alerts" for missing black kids.

-

Imagine if those kids could read history books and make the connection to having separate colors for different classes of citizens.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Mullvad offers a privacy focused browser you should try at October 11, 2023 03:52 PM (VW7tl)

341 Coach is like Senator. Once given ... it never goes away.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 11, 2023 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

Call me Maestro.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 11, 2023 03:46 PM (FCbAQ)

Reminds me of the joke: Spend a whole career, forty years building bridges before they call me the bridgebuilder.

And then all it takes is one, and now everybody calls me a c*cksucker.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:52 PM (dGCAG)

342 "California will now issue "Ebony Alerts" for missing black kids.

https://tinyurl.com/4w99pd7j
Posted by: BruceWayne"

More nanny state BS

The overwhelming number of those Amber alerts are kids that were grabbed by one of the separated parents without permission (very often minority) No public follow up ever but they leave the impression that kids are being kidnapped and disappearing so you must be paranoid and keep year kid inside or a leash at all times.

Posted by: Ripley at October 11, 2023 03:53 PM (JojsZ)

343 If Tommy Tuberville had a town named for him would it be Tubervilleville?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2023 03:53 PM (l4B/J)

344 Well in America, anymore, there is the State, and then everything else… where do you fit?

Posted by: tubal at October 11, 2023 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

345 I was hoping ebony alerts was a Babylon Bee thing. Sadly, it's real.

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:53 PM (bWsRe)

346 Another thing in favor of the Bigfoot hypothesis,
is the being is not next to the train, where it would be seen
immediately, but at a distance. If you were going fakey,
why would you be so far away, that no one might actually spot you?

That you your Honor, I rest my case...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 11, 2023 03:49 PM (TGPs7)

No one can discern the zipper at a distance.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 11, 2023 03:54 PM (BdMk6)

347 336 Everything. Every single fucking thing associated with the govt is a grift.

The *point* of the US government is to take as much money and freedoms as possible from the American people
Posted by: 18-1 at October 11, 2023 03:51 PM (XqcwY)

-------------

I thought it was to secure our freedoms for ourselves and our posterity.

signed,

Mr. Rube

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 11, 2023 03:54 PM (cMXNt)

348 329 Everything. Every single fucking thing associated with the govt is a grift.
-----------------
This is true but you ended up with stuff that goes bang. Lots of it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:49 PM

That's not so bad.
https://tinyurl.com/msmtx5en

Posted by: Ricky Martin at October 11, 2023 03:54 PM (JCZqz)

349 Government is one big bureaucracy

Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2023 03:55 PM (fwDg9)

350 Tommy Tuberville could be the name of a sidekick in a Dr. Seuss book.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2023 03:55 PM (l4B/J)

351 So if a Chinese kid goes missing, no alert I guess?

Posted by: Montec at October 11, 2023 03:56 PM (bWsRe)

352 Hayden is a lifetime intelligence spook. Was he a real soldier? Probably not, at least not for a very long time.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (vcOmj)

People have a hard time wrapping their heads around it, but there are CIA operatives EVERYWHERE.

I have no doubt there's a lot of cross-pollinating personnel in uniform, who report not just to the Pentagon, but also Langley.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:56 PM (dGCAG)

353 I thought Bigfoot was in Oregon.

-
Anybody with any sense got the hell out of Portland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2023 03:56 PM (FVME7)

354 Scalise, is no arch conservative but may, due to his illness, be able to cause the flaccid of the group to bone up and do their job.
Between the fence sitters and getting well he's got double trouble.
Good luck Steve.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2023 03:56 PM (u44Cz)

355 Tuberville translate to Tatertown.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:57 PM (h2KMk)

356 nood

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at October 11, 2023 03:57 PM (MvF+J)

357 Republican Lawmakers to Introduce Resolution to Expel GOP Rep. George Santos From Congress After Latest Indictment – Santos Responds

Imbeciles.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 11, 2023 03:57 PM (l10hq)

358 326 Oops, sorry, he served in the War on Terror...as an intel general, far from the front.

But he's a big military stud, because he is a veteran of the Twitter wars.

My source? The extreme alt-right neo-Nazi site Wikipedia.
Posted by: Ken

Hayden is a lifetime intelligence spook. Was he a real soldier? Probably not, at least not for a very long time.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at October 11, 2023 03:48 PM (vcOmj)

He was chair force, right?
I mean they do have the best food.

Posted by: Inogame at October 11, 2023 03:58 PM (53oGX)

359 Tommy Tuberville could be the name of a sidekick in a Dr. Seuss book.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2023 03:55 PM (l4B/J)

Mrs. Tillie Tuberville went to the market one day.
Tommy and Sally went out to play.
"Tommy," said Sally, "oh what a day,
The sun is shining all over the hay."

Up from the haystack, suddenly rose,
A three-footed fleeberflot, with a big red nose...

Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:59 PM (dGCAG)

360 I have no doubt there's a lot of cross-pollinating personnel in uniform, who report not just to the Pentagon, but also Langley.
-------------------
That's called Sheep Dipping. Lee Harvey says hi.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 03:59 PM (h2KMk)

361 Haydens are why they invented the Bronze Star with no V.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 11, 2023 03:59 PM (0EOe9)

362 Ebony Alerts?!!! WE NEED SASQUATCH ALERTS!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 11, 2023 04:00 PM (FVME7)

363 361 Haydens are why they invented the Bronze Star with no V.
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The V was post WWII. Yeah, lawyers get Bronze Stars nowadays.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 11, 2023 04:00 PM (h2KMk)

364 Democrats should rename themselves Palestinian Democrats.
They accept BLM bullies destroying our property, they put those who speak out in jail, and now tacitly approve death threats against opposition leaders. What more do we need to know?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 11, 2023 04:00 PM (u44Cz)

365 "Bigfoot sighting" from a train in CO.

*********

I've been hiking in that area before. I've seen the tracks.

Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2023 04:01 PM (l4B/J)

366 People have a hard time wrapping their heads around it, but there are CIA operatives EVERYWHERE.

I have no doubt there's a lot of cross-pollinating personnel in uniform, who report not just to the Pentagon, but also Langley.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 11, 2023 03:56 PM (dGCAG)

Every right-wing group (large or small) probably has an FIB or CIA informer/agent embedded in it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 11, 2023 04:01 PM (BdMk6)

367 A three-footed fleeberflot, with a big red nose...
Posted by: BurtTC

********

'Zactly!!

Burt gets it!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 11, 2023 04:03 PM (l4B/J)

368 Coach is like Senator. Once given ... it never goes away.

Just like taking a tiny sip of penis

Posted by: Barack O'bama at October 11, 2023 04:09 PM (Vu7A1)

369 A sick, weak, pathetic man as a leader ALWAYS inspires people to “bone up”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 11, 2023 04:09 PM (cMXNt)

370 222 Well, kinzinger tweets that Scalise is “ the best option for Ukraine.”

Kinzinger 'doesn't make a pimple on a man's ass,' as grandma used to say about grandpa. /k

A member of the House select committee for January 6th & now a "senior political commentator for CNN."
Of 1/6, PBS wrote Jan. '23, "...committee has methodically laid out its case that Trump made repeated and purposely false claims of election fraud, stoking the ire of his supporters and encouraging rioters at a rally on the morning of Jan. 6. Nearly 1,000 people have been arrested for their actions on Jan. 6."

Kinzinger sat on that committee & never batted an eye about its lack of investigatory integrity & its ramifications, particularly for those with such limited involvement but who've paid a hellish price. They've including the ill, elderly, mentally ill, women...and many eventually divorced, more broke & lonelier.

Kinzinger, like his co-committee member, Liz, saved & protected only self from the Democrats.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at October 11, 2023 04:14 PM (GshMh)

371 Well... Roll Tide, but I like Tommy. That fear the thumb stuff was bullshit, though.

Posted by: Ben Sears at October 11, 2023 04:18 PM (Qpf3u)

372 Who told you to use a balm??

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at October 11, 2023 04:50 PM (aD39U)

373 When Lefturds incite violence and mayhem its in a good cause so the Lefturds may not be held to account.

A storm is coming. Prepare.

Posted by: Fred at October 11, 2023 05:41 PM (EcD5Y)

374 Good morning

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