A Friday the 13th in October Cafe

by Howard Roberts

Meteora Monastery.

Whee!

Ryan Long: Hamas thanks former porn star Mia Khalifa for her support, affirms that sex work is real work.

Ryan Long: Actor in a dilemma! He doesn't know whose flag to put into his Twitter profile. What a conundrum!

Is it just me or does this look like a Renaissance painting of a Biblical scene?

This will stir some controversy.

To provide balance: The hammerhead bat.

Move along, slowpoke!

Cute mini dolly shot.

Puppy goes HAM on an apple.

This week, man.

I've linked this before. This dog is watching too many Hollywood fake fights, where people are constantly doing pointless spin moves that result in them losing eyes on the opponent and also offer the opponent a free, undefended shot at the back of their head. Or their kidneys.

But this dog is selling me on the maneuver. Certainly it has left the cat completely befuddled.

Never let them know your next move..🐶😍🌪️😅 pic.twitter.com/HLv3hRaLka
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 13, 2023

Dog teaches a puppy to sit for treats..🐈🐾🍪😍

📹: tt | lindsey_marie088 pic.twitter.com/Z8XAUjkUaz
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 12, 2023

This looks cute, but what you don't see is that he just rufied their drinks:

Dolphin is very happy with kisses. 😂pic.twitter.com/6cyjqxyNwQ
— Figen (@TheFigen_) October 13, 2023

Awww:

Those meeps! 😊 pic.twitter.com/NRP6UR8Q39
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) October 13, 2023

And to finish out the requests:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

2 Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 13, 2023 07:32 PM (3Gtis)

3 Those bats have to be photoshopped.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 13, 2023 07:33 PM (3Gtis)

4 Creature from hell, Friday the 13. It all makes sense....

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 07:35 PM (V13WU)

5 Cat is thinking WTF Go Away!,

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 13, 2023 07:36 PM (Eeb9P)

6 Oh my heavens, the hammerhead bat!
Run for your lives!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 13, 2023 07:36 PM (MeG8a)

7 Happy Friday 13th everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2023 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

8 I love the hammerhead bat. Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: huerfano at October 13, 2023 07:36 PM (cs21Z)

9 >>>To provide balance: The hammerhead bat.

Supporting a hammerhead bat is like supporting Hamas.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 13, 2023 07:37 PM (vlXMQ)

10 Who? Me?

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XYP-SpQ0w60

(Maybe a minute.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 13, 2023 07:38 PM (FVME7)

11 That Isn't a bat, it's a dragon

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2023 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

12 Holy Hammerhead!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2023 07:39 PM (lUpAT)

13 True story , when Dante descended to the center of hell , the first creature he saw was a bat. A hammerhead bat. Surrounded by regular bats holding its mantle.

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 07:40 PM (V13WU)

14 the little horned thing second from the end is a yak

Posted by: ace (wondering why he reads these damn spy novels) at October 13, 2023 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

15 looks like a toy...

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 07:42 PM (V13WU)

16 Hammerhead bat looks like its mother was knocked up by a chupacabra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 07:42 PM (fYPrE)

17 Meep meep!
Thank you for the baby sea otter, ace. You're a nice guy, I don't care what the others say about you.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at October 13, 2023 07:43 PM (PNCm+)

18 the little horned thing second from the end is a yak
Posted by: ace (wondering why he reads these damn spy novels) at October 13, 2023 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

Yippie ki-yo, kayak!

Posted by: That bear, you know the one. at October 13, 2023 07:44 PM (fYPrE)

19 Dolphin loves the ladles

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2023 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

20 Penguins AND bats. My day is complete.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2023 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

21 ...Here on the left we have a Schnoodle ! Here on the right we have a bat chupacabra mix...

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 07:45 PM (V13WU)

22 I showed my father the dog-cat fight and made him laugh. He's always amused when cats and dogs play nice.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 13, 2023 07:45 PM (yKPAy)

23 I love working on vehicles and I also hate working on vehicles.

For those times, there is Gimlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2023 07:46 PM (XV/Pl)

24 This will stir some controversy.

===

nope !

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 07:48 PM (V13WU)

25 That dolphin just wants to date her.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2023 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

26 Dolphins know how to smile!

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 07:48 PM (V13WU)

27 I love working on vehicles and I also hate working on vehicles.

For those times, there is Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2023 07:46 PM (XV/Pl)

I knocked off early. Got one brake rebuilt, and the drum machined. Went to wash all the grease out of the hub, and had to clean out my solvent tank. That was a massive chore. I am tuckered out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 07:49 PM (fYPrE)

28 ib @Indian_Bronson 4h
Flyers going up everywhere in Eagle Pass, Texas as illegal aliens stream in, informing them of the wonderfully lax laws in sanctuary cities like San Francisco and NYC

The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 @ColumbiaBugle Oct 4
Lol these are being passed around in Eagle Pass.

“San Francisco Welcomes Immigrants”

“Lax Shoplifting Laws”

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6)

29 Just got caught at an intersection, where would be jihadis were doing a drive by protest:

Horns Blaring / Pali Flags Waving / Blaring Some Inane Statements in Jibberish

#asshoe

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 13, 2023 07:51 PM (CCSxw)

30 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: Tomorrow a spectacular and rare event known as the Ring of Fire will take place across the United States
📌#UnitedStates | #USA
Tomorrow eight states in the United States will witness a spectacular and rare event known as the "Ring of Fire" or an annular eclipse. During this phenomenon, approximately 90 percent of the sun will be obscured by the moon. Not to worry, for the rest of the United States will experience a partial eclipse, where the sun won't be fully covered. The lucky states that will witness the annular eclipse, also known as the "Ring of Fire," are Oregon, Northern California, northern Nevada, southern Utah, southwest Colorado, Northern Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas time will start around 9:15 PDT. However, the most significant even is set to occur on April 8th, 2024. As a total solar eclipse will take place

🚨#UPDATE: Here’s the full map displaying the annular eclipse locations and phases. I’ll be in New Mexico to document this rare event, as this was last seen on March 20, 2012. Watch for photos and videos as it will be posted on my photography page

https://tinyurl.com/24cbem8v

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 07:52 PM (krqg6)

31 I love working on vehicles and I also hate working on vehicles.

For those times, there is Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Oil change complete in anticipation of drive to Texas for some unfathomable reason.
Also scrubbed stainless steel pots and successfully tested burners for same. We can haz boiled water!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2023 07:52 PM (lUpAT)

32 Ryan Long is meh... But his heart is in the right place. It's a stupid, rarely funny place, but... The Stelter thing was hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2023 07:53 PM (0FoWg)

33 It's a Scottish Highland cow

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 07:53 PM (cLWyk)

34 I thought Joe was in Philly???

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
NEW 🚨 A flight from Panama to the United States made a u-turn Friday after the discovery of a suspicious package in the toilet that turned out to be… an adult diaper

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 07:53 PM (krqg6)

35
g'early evenin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 13, 2023 07:54 PM (ENBF0)

36 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
NEW 🚨 A flight from Panama to the United States made a u-turn Friday after the discovery of a suspicious package in the toilet that turned out to be… an adult diaper
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 07:53 PM (krqg6)

Talk about hauling coals to Newcastle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 07:54 PM (fYPrE)

37
Seven dogs bathed today. It was going to be the last warm day for the next couple of weeks, so we wanted to get it in.

Everyone behaved well, as usual, but by the end of the line I was soaked. My feet may never dry out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2023 07:55 PM (MoZTd)

38 ace, thank you. That is one cute yak.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 07:55 PM (KDsLN)

39 Spinning dog LOL!

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at October 13, 2023 07:55 PM (MvF+J)

40 It's a Scottish Highland cow
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 07:53 PM (cLWyk)

MOO, YE SCRAWNY SHITE! MOOOOO!

Posted by: Highland Cow at October 13, 2023 07:55 PM (v27SO)

41 >>It's a Scottish Highland cow
Posted by: Notsothoreau

oh, it was labeled as a yak

Posted by: ace (wondering why he reads these damn spy novels) at October 13, 2023 07:57 PM (KRtlO)

42 Hammerhead bat: Hypsignathus monstrosus. I'd add 'var. Cthulu,' but I was excommunicated from taxonomy years ago.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at October 13, 2023 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

43 That dolphin is going to get some.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2023 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

44 NEW 🚨 A flight from Panama to the United States made a u-turn Friday after the discovery of a suspicious package in the toilet that turned out to be… an adult diaper
Posted by: andycanuck

Truth be told - if that baby went off. . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2023 07:59 PM (J47y1)

45
We had a scare today. Delilah was set to have an ultrasound on Monday. She hasn't been feeling well recently and we took her in yesterday for an exam. This morning the vet sent us a text: get her in right now. If she had pyometria, it couldn't wait through the weekend.

With some difficulty she was taken in. Her blood work was normal, no sign of pyo and the ultrasound showed at least three puppies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2023 08:00 PM (MoZTd)

46 10 Scottish Cattle Breeds with Pictures
Cattle / By Shumaila Ejaz / 14 minutes of reading

https://farmingbase.com/scottish-cattle-breeds/

Plenty of photos ~~moo~~ too.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:01 PM (krqg6)

47 Highland cow appearance!
A good evening then.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 13, 2023 08:01 PM (AbL8c)

48 Some animals need shootin.

Just sayin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:01 PM (5xURv)

49 RRH Elections
@RRHElections
These 13 Democrats are the only Members of Congress not co-sponsoring the bi-partisan #StandWithIsrael resolution:

Jamaal Bowman
Cori Bush
André Carson
Al Green
Summer Lee
Gwen Moore
AOC
Ilhan Omar
Ayanna Pressley
Delia Ramirez
Melanie Stansbury
Bennie Thompson
Rashida Tlaib

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:01 PM (TGPs7)

50 So what become of the day of Jihad Terror? I saw a little overseas, but even the Euros seem to have developed some nads, and are talking of deportations.

Me, I'm not worried. I live in a small town south of Richmond, where life is good. (Though the Chinese food sucks.)

Posted by: Eeyore at October 13, 2023 08:02 PM (brAQZ)

51 The Hammerhead Bat reminds me either of The Jersey Devil
or Hellboy...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:03 PM (TGPs7)

52 Jamaal Bowman
Cori Bush
André Carson
Al Green
Summer Lee
Gwen Moore
AOC
Ilhan Omar
Ayanna Pressley
Delia Ramirez
Melanie Stansbury
Bennie Thompson
Rashida Tlaib

==

send them to gaza on a friendship visit

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 08:04 PM (V13WU)

53 I've spun their hair, just because. One of the farmers here keeps one. They are interesting looking cattle

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 08:04 PM (cLWyk)

54 So what become of the day of Jihad Terror?

==

here is what I think, they were told to stay home and wait for the real bat signal, because people were preped

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 08:05 PM (V13WU)

55 >To provide balance: The hammerhead bat.

oh that thing is not of this world

Thanks for the nightmares

Posted by: DB - at October 13, 2023 08:05 PM (geLO8)

56
Jamaal Bowman
Cori Bush
André Carson
Al Green
Summer Lee
Gwen Moore
AOC
Ilhan Omar
Ayanna Pressley
Delia Ramirez
Melanie Stansbury
Bennie Thompson
Rashida Tlaib
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:01 PM (TGPs7

It's a who's who of commie isms

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:05 PM (5xURv)

57 I've spun yak too. I think it's a black color.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 08:06 PM (cLWyk)

58 the little horned thing second from the end is a yak
Posted by: ace

That little stinker is beautiful.

https://www.deepdrawyaks.com/

My home away from home.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 13, 2023 08:06 PM (J47y1)

59 Three puppies is good! Glad Lila is okay

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 08:06 PM (cLWyk)

60 Jamaal Bowman
Cori Bush
André Carson
Al Green
Summer Lee
Gwen Moore
AOC
Ilhan Omar
Ayanna Pressley
Delia Ramirez
Melanie Stansbury
Bennie Thompson
Rashida Tlaib
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:01 PM (TGPs7)

Only one white person?! Such lack of diversity! Shocking!

Posted by: Vanya at October 13, 2023 08:08 PM (v27SO)

61 https://farmingbase.com/scottish-cattle-breeds/

Plenty of photos moo too.
Posted by: andycanuck

Didja see the new style horseshoe?

https://tinyurl.com/mrxdfk9p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 13, 2023 08:08 PM (FVME7)

62 Bats didn't finish first in the ugly animal Olympics but they sure as shit got on the podium.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:11 PM (5xURv)

63 Bats! We have bats!! We have megabats!!!! O frabjous day!!!!

The hammer-headed bat (Hypsignathus monstrosus), also known as hammer-headed fruit bat, big-lipped bat, and hammerhead bat, is a megabat widely distributed in West and Central Africa, and is the only member of the genus Hypsignathus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2023 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

64 Didja see the new style horseshoe?

https://tinyurl.com/mrxdfk9p
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 13, 2023 08:08 PM (FVME7)

Horse Crocs!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:13 PM (fYPrE)

65 Hadrian,
Might be time to retire Delilah from motherhood.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 13, 2023 08:13 PM (E3FAu)

66 @27

>>I knocked off early. Got one brake rebuilt, and the drum machined.

Brakes, you don't say.

Wifes Pilot front brakes on the drivers side started squeaking, cleaned everything and applied stop squeal.

Didn't really feel like working on anything today as I had a long day at work.

But you gotta do what you gotta do.

** Looks over at pitcher of Gimlets

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 13, 2023 08:14 PM (XV/Pl)

67 Horn growth says yak.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 08:14 PM (KDsLN)

68 We need more people like Douglas Murray.

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 08:14 PM (V13WU)

69 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 13, 2023 08:08 PM (FVME7)
------------
Pony crocs.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:15 PM (krqg6)

70 63 Bats! We have bats!! We have megabats!!!! O frabjous day!!!!

The hammer-headed bat (Hypsignathus monstrosus), also known as hammer-headed fruit bat, big-lipped bat, and hammerhead bat, is a megabat widely distributed in West and Central Africa, and is the only member of the genus Hypsignathus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2023 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

You're weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:15 PM (5xURv)

71 Horde mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:15 PM (krqg6)

72 Yak with apple sauce and a side of fingerling potatoes.

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 08:16 PM (V13WU)

73 Yak with apple sauce and a side of fingerling potatoes.
Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 08:16 PM (V13WU)

If you have a Big Yak Attack, you have to visit a McDonalds in Nepal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:17 PM (fYPrE)

74 "is the only member of the genus Hypsignathus."

Sure hope so.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at October 13, 2023 08:17 PM (MvF+J)

75 Yak stroganoff.

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 08:19 PM (V13WU)

76 NEW 🚨 A flight from Panama to the United States made a u-turn Friday after the discovery of a suspicious package in the toilet that turned out to be… an adult diaper

..

Sorry, I wasn't expecting to fly commercial.

Posted by: Biden at October 13, 2023 08:19 PM (VpCCm)

77 Yak with apple sauce and a side of fingerling potatoes.

-----
Um, ok sure thing.

Posted by: Highland Cow at October 13, 2023 08:20 PM (AbL8c)

78 Kill all hammerhead bats with fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 08:20 PM (bQKgA)

79 You're weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:15 PM

I don't have an entire wing of the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Hall of Fame dedicated to me.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

80 I spent a week once where yak was the mainstay of the menu.

Yak. The other white meat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 08:21 PM (bQKgA)

81 Kill all hammerhead bats with fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 08:20 PM (bQKgA)

A 12" Crescent Wrench will work, if thrown with sufficient force. Practice, people!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:21 PM (fYPrE)

82 Dolphin dang near rolled over from the dolphin boner.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:21 PM (uSHSS)

83 Front pads, CV boot, and right side exhaust manifold gasket today. I have to do something about the relay arm before next Wednesday. Or not. She's a little loosey.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2023 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

84 Ha, ha. DuckDuckGo has an autocomplete for "highland cattle vs yak"

First hit:

https://petkeen.com/yak-vs-highland-cattle/

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:21 PM (krqg6)

85 ||To start with, Highland Cattle are classified as being part of the cattle species, while the Yak is classified as being part of the oxen species. Here is everything else that you need to know about the differences between Yaks and Highland Cattles.||

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:22 PM (krqg6)

86 79 You're weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:15 PM

I don't have an entire wing of the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Hall of Fame dedicated to me.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2023 08:20 PM (a3Q+t

They're doing a nice retrospective on Saturday if you're free.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:24 PM (5xURv)

87 My Grandpa had a Cattleyak. Several, in fact.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2023 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

88 Ha, ha. DuckDuckGo has an autocomplete for "highland cattle vs yak"

First hit:

https://petkeen.com/yak-vs-highland-cattle/
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:21 PM (krqg6)

I don't believe "cattle" and "oxen" are recognized as species names. Oxen are cattle that have been de-nutted and raised as draft animals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:26 PM (fYPrE)

89 Ryan Long is meh... But his heart is in the right place. It's a stupid, rarely funny place, but... The Stelter thing was hilarious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2023 07:53 PM (0FoWg)

Agreed. His short vids are amusing at best, and if he's on a longer podcast, he can't stop interrupting whoever else is talking, to interject... mildly amusing statements.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2023 08:26 PM (QBaJw)

90 Anyway, like I was sayin’, yak is the fruit of the Himalayas. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, yak-kabobs, yak creole, yak gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple yak, lemon yak, coconut yak, pepper yak, yak soup, yak stew, yak salad, yak and potatoes, yak burger, yak sandwich. That's about it.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at October 13, 2023 08:28 PM (bQKgA)

91 The Hammerhead bat looks kind of like a flying puppy dog. I bet that would surprise the hell out of some cats.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2023 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

92 Domestic yak: Bos grunniens

Domestic cattle: Bos taurus

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:29 PM (fYPrE)

93 🚨#UPDATE: Here’s the full map displaying the annular eclipse locations and phases. I’ll be in New Mexico to document this rare event, as this was last seen on March 20, 2012. Watch for photos and videos as it will be posted on my photography page

https://tinyurl.com/24cbem8v
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 07:52 PM (krqg6)
***

Note to Hamas:
Soldiers of Allah! For victory look directly at the eclipse tomorrow. Then you will be able to see the pesky Jew no matter where they are.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:29 PM (uSHSS)

94 >The Hammerhead bat looks kind of like a flying puppy dog. I bet that would surprise the hell out of some cats.

Posted by: fd

it looks like part pterosaur, part Cloverfield monster

Posted by: DB - at October 13, 2023 08:30 PM (geLO8)

95 oh, it was labeled as a yak
Posted by: ace

Quit yakking our chain.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2023 08:31 PM (IG4Id)

96 Might be time to retire Delilah from motherhood.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 13, 2023 08:13 PM (E3FAu)

I'm thinking Delilah spotted some sexy dolphin.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:31 PM (uSHSS)

97 Note to Hamas:
Soldiers of Allah! For victory look directly at the eclipse tomorrow. Then you will be able to see the pesky Jew no matter where they are.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:29 PM (uSHSS)

It really helps to use binoculars, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:31 PM (fYPrE)

98 "My yak hair's arrived!" = the only line I remember from Night Court.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2023 08:33 PM (IG4Id)

99
It's a who's who of commie isms
Posted by: AlaBAMA

_________

They will all be re-elected, unopposed. Avoid their districts at all costs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2023 08:33 PM (MoZTd)

100 The Hammerhead bat looks kind of like a flying puppy dog. I bet that would surprise the hell out of some cats.

Posted by: fd

it looks like part pterosaur, part Cloverfield monster
Posted by: DB - at October 13, 2023 08:30 PM (geLO

If its diet is mostly fruit, I am guessing that "batshit crazy" would be really runny, in their part of the world.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:33 PM (fYPrE)

101
Hadrian,
Might be time to retire Delilah from motherhood.
Posted by: Brunnhilde

___________

She's having morning sickness. But this is her last round.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2023 08:34 PM (MoZTd)

102 Yak!

Yak!

Yaaaaak!

Posted by: The Cat at October 13, 2023 08:35 PM (XtkZj)

103 That bat was in the Mos Eisley cantina sitting to the batroom.

Posted by: Eromero at October 13, 2023 08:36 PM (NxC5+)

104 Yak!

Yak!

Yaaaaak!

Posted by: The Cat at October 13, 2023 08:35 PM (XtkZj)

Jeez.
I read this twice, figured it out, and threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:36 PM (uSHSS)

105 How does a Yak know it's astrological sign? They look it up in the zodiyak

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 08:37 PM (KDsLN)

106 What do you get if you cross a Yak with a Highland cattle, assuming one is male and one is female? (you can take that ghey shit elsewhere)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:37 PM (fYPrE)

107 The McYak is back*

*For a limited time

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2023 08:37 PM (4I/2K)

108 And for the record, I like the art.
Or is it just a picture since the art thread is in the morning?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:38 PM (uSHSS)

109 There are a few small herds of Scots Highland cattle here in MT. Two layers of hair, the under layer keeps them warm without fat, so their meat is naturally low-cholesterol. Also they're adorable.

Posted by: Wenda at October 13, 2023 08:38 PM (EXPqc)

110 And for the record, I like the art.
Or is it just a picture since the art thread is in the morning?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:38 PM (uSHSS)

Looks like Vancouver, only not so rainy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:39 PM (fYPrE)

111 if no one mentioned this already, shithead stumbles again

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6339032005112

[might take a bit of time to load, like biden's seat]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 13, 2023 08:39 PM (B1FKF)

112 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #190 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well

https://is.gd/qyDILz

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas - hand them their ass to clean at October 13, 2023 08:39 PM (qfLjt)

113 There are a few small herds of Scots Highland cattle here in MT. Two layers of hair, the under layer keeps them warm without fat, so their meat is naturally low-cholesterol. Also they're adorable.

Posted by: Wenda at October 13, 2023 08:38 PM (EXPqc)

They are adorable. Got to see them on a trip to Inverness.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 13, 2023 08:40 PM (AbL8c)

114 There are a few small herds of Scots Highland cattle here in MT. Two layers of hair, the under layer keeps them warm without fat, so their meat is naturally low-cholesterol. Also they're adorable.
Posted by: Wenda at October 13, 2023 08:38 PM (EXPqc)

I saw a herd of Belted Galloways in Washington, not far from MAE's home base.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:41 PM (fYPrE)

115 Seven dogs bathed today. It was going to be the last warm day for the next couple of weeks, so we wanted to get it in.

Everyone behaved well, as usual, but by the end of the line I was soaked. My feet may never dry out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2023 07:55 PM (MoZTd)

Prime candidate for toe fungus, right there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2023 08:41 PM (4I/2K)

116 My cow died.

Cardiyak arrest.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:41 PM (uSHSS)

117 You can tell the male yaks by checking for the yakkity sax.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at October 13, 2023 08:42 PM (bQKgA)

118 didn't al green introduce like 50 resolutions to impeach trump starting like the day green learned how to say 'impeach' and not 'ungunch'?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 13, 2023 08:43 PM (B1FKF)

119 109 There are a few small herds of Scots Highland cattle here in MT. Two layers of hair, the under layer keeps them warm without fat, so their meat is naturally low-cholesterol. Also they're adorable.

Posted by: Wenda at October 13, 2023 08:38 PM (EXPqc)
----
There's nothing wrong with cholesterol, that whole premise has been debunked but doctors are too embarrassed and/or too committed to statins to tell you the truth.

Posted by: Ciampino - Cholesterol, the molecule of life? at October 13, 2023 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

120 Diogenes has the thread winner. Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of wine.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 08:44 PM (KDsLN)

121 Just got into town. You know where I can find a little yaktion, (nudge nudge, wink wink)?

Posted by: Highland bull, just arrived in Nepal at October 13, 2023 08:44 PM (fYPrE)

122 and thanks to top heart sturgeon, i feel much better since i stopped rinsing my blueberries with bacon fat.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 13, 2023 08:45 PM (B1FKF)

123 One Highland cattle ranch here in AZ. We get our steer from them. Black Angus though because there is a 3 year wait to get on the Highland steer list.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2023 08:47 PM (lUpAT)

124 re 104: a sound series i know all too well.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 13, 2023 08:47 PM (B1FKF)

125 91 The Hammerhead bat looks kind of like a flying puppy dog. I bet that would surprise the hell out of some cats.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2023 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

Thought it was a Pegasus.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

126 Hadrian,
I have a question.
My dog is a small Jack Russell, wire terrier mix. Probably a random dog thrown in the mix there too. He's about 12-13 years old. Every so often he just bolts out of his bed, or just across the room like he's had a shock.
Any idea what that is?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:48 PM (uSHSS)

127 119 109 There are a few small herds of Scots Highland cattle here in MT. Two layers of hair, the under layer keeps them warm without fat, so their meat is naturally low-cholesterol. Also they're adorable.

Posted by: Wenda at October 13, 2023 08:38 PM (EXPqc)
----
There's nothing wrong with cholesterol, that whole premise has been debunked but doctors are too embarrassed and/or too committed to statins to tell you the truth.

Posted by: Ciampino - Cholesterol, the molecule of life? at October 13, 2023 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

If'n you don't get enough, your body MAKES it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

128 gnats local, Al Green is one of my favotite singers. I'm So Tired Of Being Alone was one lonely song, I think before his wife threw the hot grits on him.

Posted by: Eromero at October 13, 2023 08:49 PM (NxC5+)

129 Kim Iversen
@KimIversenShow
I never in my lifetime thought I’d ever witness Germans and Jews come together to sanction and shake hands over committing a mass genocide. 1 million people are being told to move in the next few hours or die. History repeating itself. Many wonder how the German people could have gone along with the Nazis plan to intern millions. Now you know. They justified it. “They shouldn’t have done xyz. They deserve it!”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:49 PM (TGPs7)

130 New York Post @nypost 2h
Brick hurled at ‘doxxing truck’ at Harvard that named students who blamed Israel for Hamas attacks trib.al/DQJ88D7

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:51 PM (krqg6)

131 When G-D made the hammerhead bat he took a bun ch of spare parts, threw them together added some wings and said " let's see how that flies"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 08:51 PM (KDsLN)

132 Possible seizure? Those edible flea products tend to cause seizures.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 08:52 PM (cLWyk)

133 My dog is a small Jack Russell, wire terrier mix. Probably a random dog thrown in the mix there too. He's about 12-13 years old. Every so often he just bolts out of his bed, or just across the room like he's had a shock.
Any idea what that is?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:48 PM (uSHSS)

Encountered a cobbly. In one of his novels, Clifford T. Simak posited that dogs, which were sentient, and could talk with humans, had the ability to browse other timelines, where they might encounter weird and evil things.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:52 PM (fYPrE)

134 A nuclear plant in Gaza: What could go wrong?

Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
What if Saudi Arabia assumes custodial control of Gaza under an Israeli security umbrella? Use the idea to kickstart the stalled accord talks. Add a small nuclear plant for power and desalinization, all green tech, and turn it into a Switzerland.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:52 PM (TGPs7)

135 Just saw Roger Waters posted a video on YT crying about the poor people in Gaza

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2023 08:53 PM (FQmDC)

136 129 Kim Iversen
@KimIversenShow
I never in my lifetime thought I’d ever witness Germans and Jews come together to sanction and shake hands over committing a mass genocide. 1 million people are being told to move in the next few hours or die. History repeating itself. Many wonder how the German people could have gone along with the Nazis plan to intern millions. Now you know. They justified it. “They shouldn’t have done xyz. They deserve it!”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:49 PM (TGPs7)

Anyone with half a brain cell knew what was coming almost a week ago. And if that didn't clue them in, then the shutting off of gas, water, and electricity was another HUGE clue. In reality, I doubt Hamas was letting anyone out; blame the dead palis found on the Jews!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

137 I guess it's genocide to evacuate people before a hurricane.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 08:53 PM (cLWyk)

138 132 Possible seizure? Those edible flea products tend to cause seizures.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 08:52 PM (cLWyk)

I don't consider fleas edible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 08:54 PM (ynpvh)

139 Every so often he just bolts out of his bed, or just across the room like he's had a shock.

===

Ah so, the bolting. Yes. No more scotch before bed.

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 08:54 PM (V13WU)

140
Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
What if Saudi Arabia assumes custodial control of Gaza under an Israeli security umbrella? Use the idea to kickstart the stalled accord talks. Add a small nuclear plant for power and desalinization, all green tech, and turn it into a Switzerland.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:52 PM (TGPs7

Well that's a dumb fucking idea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:54 PM (XtkZj)

141 Hadrian, have you ever been to the Netherlands [dog] Agility World Championship??

I'm just catching the last few minutes of a show about [centered on the Russian team it seems]; and assuming it doesn't move around to a new venue every year.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:54 PM (krqg6)

142 Possible seizure? Those edible flea products tend to cause seizures.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 08:52 PM (cLWyk)

No. We don't feed him those. No fleas.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:54 PM (uSHSS)

143
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24

Former President George W. Bush warns of the temptation to buckle or seek peace.

"My view is: One side is guilty. And it's not Israel."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (TGPs7)

144 Some people did xyz. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Idiot Omar at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

145 135 Just saw Roger Waters posted a video on YT crying about the poor people in Gaza
Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2023 08:53 PM (FQmDC)

-----------

Sad. He's a drooling geezer at this point.

Even Gilmour hates him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (bQKgA)

146 Diogenes maybe he heard something or dreamt he heard something?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (Ubneg)

147 A nuclear plant in Gaza: What could go wrong?

Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
What if Saudi Arabia assumes custodial control of Gaza under an Israeli security umbrella? Use the idea to kickstart the stalled accord talks. Add a small nuclear plant for power and desalinization, all green tech, and turn it into a Switzerland.

====

Brilliant idea ! We like it !

---Islamic Republic of Iran

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (V13WU)

148 129: Kim Iverson seems to have various dysfunctions.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (e9bwN)

149 137 I guess it's genocide to evacuate people before a hurricane.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 08:53 PM (cLWyk)

Yes, it is. See, the hurricane was caused by all the CO2 from all the fossil fuel usage. I was told Climate Change was Genocide!
/sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 08:56 PM (ynpvh)

150 This is the first time Israel has ever been ahead in the PR war

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 08:56 PM (KDsLN)

151 Encountered a cobbly. In one of his novels, Clifford T. Simak posited that dogs, which were sentient, and could talk with humans, had the ability to browse other timelines, where they might encounter weird and evil things.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:52 PM (fYPrE)

Well that's just perfect!
Double lock on his sleeping kennel from now on.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:57 PM (uSHSS)

152 Diogenes

..

We had a Yorkie, which is a terrier. At times he would get startled and jump when he farted.

Could be that. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Not Joking at October 13, 2023 08:57 PM (VpCCm)

153 150 This is the first time Israel has ever been ahead in the PR war

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 08:56 PM (KDsLN)

That's because Hamas started with raping and murdering and topped that with burning and beheading babies. Pretty hard for the MSM to equate the two (not for lack of trying).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 08:57 PM (ynpvh)

154 Yakky Doodle

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2023 08:58 PM (63Dwl)

155 >>My dog is a small Jack Russell, wire terrier mix. Probably a random dog thrown in the mix there too. He's about 12-13 years old. Every so often he just bolts out of his bed, or just across the room like he's had a shock.
Any idea what that is?

That would be the Jack Russell part.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2023 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

156 I trust Bush as much as I trust a hungry gator with my foot.

Bitch is hoping his buddies in War, Inc. sell a lot of boom boom.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:58 PM (XtkZj)

157 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) unleashes curse laden tirade after being accosted by anti-Israel protesters

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:59 PM (TGPs7)

158 151 Encountered a cobbly. In one of his novels, Clifford T. Simak posited that dogs, which were sentient, and could talk with humans, had the ability to browse other timelines, where they might encounter weird and evil things.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 08:52 PM (fYPrE)

Well that's just perfect!
Double lock on his sleeping kennel from now on.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 08:57 PM (uSHSS)

Like from the book "City"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

159 Memphis 14, Tulane 10 start 2nd half

Posted by: DB - at October 13, 2023 08:59 PM (geLO8)

160 Addams is a tech nut, keen on mini-nuke plants and now desalination.

Still dumb but he also predicated the peace plan on totally wiping out Hamas first.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 08:59 PM (krqg6)

161
This is the first time Israel has ever been ahead in the PR war
Posted by: Ben Had

How long will that last?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2023 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

162 156 I trust Bush as much as I trust a hungry gator with my foot.

Bitch is hoping his buddies in War, Inc. sell a lot of boom boom.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 08:58 PM (XtkZj)

When my kids were babies, I always hated changing them after a boom-boom.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:00 PM (ynpvh)

163 Bush is saying rational things.

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 09:00 PM (V13WU)

164 I think leadership in Israel will find it supportive.

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 09:00 PM (V13WU)

165 Diogenes maybe he heard something or dreamt he heard something?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (Ubneg)

Wondered about that. And the farting. He's definitely done that. Perhaps static electricity??? Hell. No idea. Have tried looking it up but nothing definitive. Good news seems to be that it's not a health issue. Last vet check was all good.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 09:00 PM (uSHSS)

166 🚨#BREAKING: Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) unleashes curse laden tirade after being accosted by anti-Israel protesters
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:59 PM (TGPs7)

I thought he was booted from congress for being a weirdo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:01 PM (XtkZj)

167 137 I guess it's genocide to evacuate people before a hurricane.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

If the political leader of the affected area is GOP or Conservative, yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 13, 2023 09:01 PM (e9bwN)

168 144 Some people did xyz. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Idiot Omar at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

It's her desciption for everything, including her marriage to her brother.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:01 PM (ynpvh)

169
Michael Tracey
@mtracey

Cory Booker was in Israel during the attack and has just returned home to repeat the words "Hitler" and "Nazi" as many times as possible on MSNBC, while Chris Hayes respectfully looks on. "As a Black man," Booker says, he too has experienced a Hamas-style attack... on January 6

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:02 PM (TGPs7)

170 Oops. Adams typo!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 09:02 PM (krqg6)

171 Pull my paw!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 09:02 PM (krqg6)

172 the stupid from Booker ! it hurts !

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 09:03 PM (V13WU)

173 171 Pull my paw!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 09:02 PM (krqg6)

Does that result in a Fartswell, or an AOC?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:03 PM (ynpvh)

174 Switzerland is not full of inbred savages

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2023 09:03 PM (FQmDC)

175 >This is the first time Israel has ever been ahead in the PR war
Posted by: Ben Had

are they

Posted by: DB - at October 13, 2023 09:03 PM (geLO8)

176 I'm surprised those ladies don't know how rapey dolphins are.

Or maybe they do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:04 PM (RDD2k)

177 174 Switzerland is not full of inbred savages

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2023 09:03 PM (FQmDC)

It doesn't take a lot or work to make savages, but making them inbred is a Biden specialty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:04 PM (ynpvh)

178 I thought he was booted from congress for being a weirdo.
------------
Just been charged with fraud type things like using donors' credit card numbers for himself too.

I assume faking it to get some better press.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 09:04 PM (krqg6)

179 Like from the book "City"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

Yes, that's the one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 09:04 PM (fYPrE)

180 As a Black man," Booker says, he too has experienced a Hamas-style attack... on January 6

-

Government agents planned an attack and lured innocent people to their doom?

Oh, wait. You meant something else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:05 PM (RDD2k)

181 131 When G-D made the hammerhead bat he took a bun ch of spare parts, threw them together added some wings and said " let's see how that flies"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 08:51 PM (KDsLN
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..... and what was left over from that became the duckbilled platypus.

Posted by: Ciampino - Cholesterol, the molecule of life? at October 13, 2023 09:06 PM (qfLjt)

182 The only Al Green.

https://tinyurl.com/y7dwzbzd

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2023 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

183 178 I thought he was booted from congress for being a weirdo.
------------
Just been charged with fraud type things like using donors' credit card numbers for himself too.

I assume faking it to get some better press.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 13, 2023 09:04 PM (krqg6)

Now, if he only used the credit cards for paying for "gender affirming" surgeries for kiddos and helped pregnant teens get to Kali for an abortion, he'd be lauded.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:06 PM (ynpvh)

184 Wondered about that. And the farting. He's definitely done that. Perhaps static electricity??? Hell. No idea. Have tried looking it up but nothing definitive. Good news seems to be that it's not a health issue. Last vet check was all good.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 09:00 PM (uSHSS)

Maybe leave a candle burning by the doggie bed?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 09:06 PM (fYPrE)

185 Corey Booker is proof that constantly beating your head against the headboard will make you retarded.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:07 PM (XtkZj)

186 Still no llamas in the Cafe ...... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - Carl will be sorely disappointed at October 13, 2023 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

187 181 131 When G-D made the hammerhead bat he took a bun ch of spare parts, threw them together added some wings and said " let's see how that flies"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2023 08:51 PM (KDsLN
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..... and what was left over from that became the duckbilled platypus.

Posted by: Ciampino - Cholesterol, the molecule of life? at October 13, 2023 09:06 PM (qfLjt)

Or even a regular platypus.
Who needs 5 sets of sex chromosomes? They do.
Spurs like a Rooster? Yes, but poisonous.
Tail like a beaver? Check
Bill like a duck? Quack.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:08 PM (ynpvh)

188 Maybe leave a candle burning by the doggie bed?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2023 09:06 PM (fYPrE)

I'm still thinking about that cobbly crap.
Maybe put a ring of salt around his kennel?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 09:08 PM (uSHSS)

189 "Negotiating with killers is not an option for the elected government of Israel."

not bad, Dubya, not bad at all

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 09:09 PM (V13WU)

190 186 Still no llamas in the Cafe ...... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - Carl will be sorely disappointed at October 13, 2023 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

https://is.gd/660uX5

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:09 PM (ynpvh)

191 pleased to report that rural Wisconsin was delightfully free of any trace of global jihad today; just like every other day.
bonus: found a 12-pack of plain original Leinenkugel beer at a KwikTrip!

L'chaim!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 13, 2023 09:09 PM (+vFC3)

192 My bride loves cows. And Scottish cows most of all.

I get it. Cows are goofy and dumb. Like really big dogs with four stomachs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Psalm 83 at October 13, 2023 09:09 PM (T/Lqj)

193 186 Still no llamas in the Cafe ...... just saying.
Posted by: Ciampino - Carl will be sorely disappointed at October 13, 2023 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

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Don't get me started on all the arthropod hate.

Posted by: The Guy Who's Always Carping About Arthropods at October 13, 2023 09:10 PM (bQKgA)

194 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) unleashes curse laden tirade after being accosted by anti-Israel protesters
Posted by: Mister Ghost

So you're saying he may be a crook but he's not all bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 13, 2023 09:10 PM (FVME7)

195 Dogs hear stuff we don't
My friend has 2 dogs
One started shaking uncontrollably at seemingly random times, until she realized it was whenever she turned on the airfryer

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 13, 2023 09:10 PM (Ubneg)

196 193 186 Still no llamas in the Cafe ...... just saying.
Posted by: Ciampino - Carl will be sorely disappointed at October 13, 2023 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

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Don't get me started on all the arthropod hate.

Posted by: The Guy Who's Always Carping About Arthropods at October 13, 2023 09:10 PM (bQKgA)

Is that what's got you so crabby?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:11 PM (ynpvh)

197 The Guy Who's Always Carping About Arthropods

===

*there is always one....

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 09:11 PM (V13WU)

198 I was in Scotland last week, where I saw my first hairy cows in the wild.

Hairy coos, they call them for whatever reason.

Scots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 09:11 PM (bQKgA)

199 "Negotiating with killers is not an option for the elected government of Israel."

--

If Bush were president we'd invade Israel, stay there for 20 years securing it for the weaker organization, and then hand it over to Hamas per the original agreement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:11 PM (RDD2k)

200 Spinning dog is fucked in the head.

But he amuses me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 13, 2023 09:12 PM (ufFY8)

201 169
Michael Tracey
@mtracey

Cory Booker was in Israel during the attack and has just returned home to repeat the words "Hitler" and "Nazi" as many times as possible on MSNBC, while Chris Hayes respectfully looks on. "As a Black man," Booker says, he too has experienced a Hamas-style attack... on January 6
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Wow, what a remarkably stupid human being.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 13, 2023 09:12 PM (e9bwN)

202 "As a Black man," Booker says, he too has experienced a Hamas-style attack... on January 6
Posted by: Mister Ghost

They stacked the bodies like cord wood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 13, 2023 09:13 PM (FVME7)

203 198 I was in Scotland last week, where I saw my first hairy cows in the wild.

Hairy coos, they call them for whatever reason.

Scots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 09:11 PM (bQKgA)

Was in Scotland once decades ago. It's Green, as Scotty would say.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:13 PM (ynpvh)

204 202 "As a Black man," Booker says, he too has experienced a Hamas-style attack... on January 6
Posted by: Mister Ghost

They stacked the bodies like cord wood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 13, 2023 09:13 PM (FVME7)

Raped him, cut off his head, and set him on fire?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:13 PM (ynpvh)

205 Dogs hear stuff we don't
My friend has 2 dogs
One started shaking uncontrollably at seemingly random times, until she realized it was whenever she turned on the airfryer
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 13, 2023 09:10 PM (

Hmmm.
Hadn't thought of that.
Will consider it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 09:14 PM (uSHSS)

206 MSM differentiates between Palestinians and Hamas.
I don't see it.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2023 09:14 PM (K05kc)

207 Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Major demonstration about the war in Israel at the famous Shibuya Crossing in Tokyo.

All of them supporting Israel. No-one supporting Hamas

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:15 PM (TGPs7)

208 161
This is the first time Israel has ever been ahead in the PR war
Posted by: Ben Had

How long will that last?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2023 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

It won't last long, and I think Israel knows this. Which leads to this insight: Israel realizes that it has to hit very hard, with overwhelming force, and do what it needs to do as quickly as possible no matter the cost. This moment of opportunity for them won't last.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2023 09:15 PM (S6gqv)

209 205 Dogs hear stuff we don't
My friend has 2 dogs
One started shaking uncontrollably at seemingly random times, until she realized it was whenever she turned on the airfryer
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 13, 2023 09:10 PM (

Hmmm.
Hadn't thought of that.
Will consider it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 09:14 PM (uSHSS)

When designing Electronic devices, it's SOP to pick frequencies for various motors and other devices at above 20KHz so people can't hear it. Not so lucky for dogs and cats.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

210 thx for the reminder, Ciampino! all seems quiet at the moment ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 13, 2023 09:15 PM (+vFC3)

211 Was in Scotland once decades ago. It's Green, as Scotty would say.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:13 PM (ynpvh)

---------

It's still pretty damn green.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 09:16 PM (bQKgA)

212 It won't last long, and I think Israel knows this. Which leads to this insight: Israel realizes that it has to hit very hard, with overwhelming force, and do what it needs to do as quickly as possible no matter the cost. This moment of opportunity for them won't last.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Yep. It's like the week after 9/11 when the Democrats knew they needed to pretend to love America and be sad about the deaths.

Israel has to strike now and in a terrible way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:17 PM (RDD2k)

213 212 It won't last long, and I think Israel knows this. Which leads to this insight: Israel realizes that it has to hit very hard, with overwhelming force, and do what it needs to do as quickly as possible no matter the cost. This moment of opportunity for them won't last.

Posted by: Tom Servo
-

Yep. It's like the week after 9/11 when the Democrats knew they needed to pretend to love America and be sad about the deaths.

Israel has to strike now and in a terrible way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:17 PM (RDD2k)

We ended up with the "Patriot Act"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:18 PM (ynpvh)

214 Minnesota woman, husband who advocated for Palestinian rights killed by Hamas
https://trib.al/l9XSv4P

Posted by: Ciampino - you have no rights at October 13, 2023 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

215 206 MSM differentiates between Palestinians and Hamas.
I don't see it.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2023 09:14 PM (K05kc)

Hamas is fighter class.
Palestinians are the peasants who serve them.

or, for an October theme:

Hamas are the Vampires.
Palestians are their Familiars.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2023 09:19 PM (S6gqv)

216 I now have the theme music from Caddy Shack stuck in my head.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 13, 2023 09:19 PM (XMwZJ)

217 Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich

NEWS: 3 sources with knowledge tell me the US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation in Gaza until safe passage for Palestinians can be secured – this is in line with previous messaging from the US, urging Israel to abide by the laws of armed conflict

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:19 PM (TGPs7)

218 216 I now have the theme music from Caddy Shack stuck in my head.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 13, 2023 09:19 PM (XMwZJ)

Better than the theme from Love Boat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:20 PM (XtkZj)

219 Meet Ameer Hasan Loggins, the Stanford instructor who told Jewish students to stand in a corner while belittling the Holocaust and calling them "colonizers." His bio includes:
https://is.gd/oepLN6

What a useless bunch of 'qualifications'. Almost as bad as Jill FJB

Posted by: Ciampino - He should have done underwater basketweaving at October 13, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

220 >NEWS: 3 sources with knowledge tell me the US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation in Gaza

Israel should tell the US to piss up a rope

Posted by: DB - at October 13, 2023 09:22 PM (geLO8)

221 217 Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich

NEWS: 3 sources with knowledge tell me the US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation in Gaza until safe passage for Palestinians can be secured – this is in line with previous messaging from the US, urging Israel to abide by the laws of armed conflict

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:19 PM (TGPs7)

Which means they will NEVER go into Gaza if they listen to that. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

222 Now I have a sudden urge to put on bagpipe music.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 09:22 PM (bQKgA)

223 only one law of armed conflict: "the aggressor sets the ROE".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 13, 2023 09:22 PM (+vFC3)

224 We ended up with the "Patriot Act"...
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Sitting there in a drawer just waiting for the catalyst. And from the same folks who we now know would release a virus to kill 7M people and stage insurrections to remove elected presidents.

Probably not related.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:23 PM (RDD2k)

225 Former President George W. Bush warns of the temptation to buckle or seek peace.

"My view is: One side is guilty. And it's not Israel."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 08:55 PM (TGPs7)

Bush can go F himself.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2023 09:23 PM (QBaJw)

226 Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich

NEWS: 3 sources with knowledge tell me the US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation in Gaza until safe passage for Palestinians can be secured – this is in line with previous messaging from the US, urging Israel to abide by the laws of armed conflict
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:19 PM (TGPs7)
***

Its 12 miles at most.
Can walk it in less than 6 hours.
Unless hamas doesn't let them leave in which case it doesn't matter how long they wait, they will still be there. The only law that matters now is victory.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2023 09:24 PM (uSHSS)

227 NEWS: 3 sources with knowledge tell me the US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation in Gaza

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I'd be willing to bet real money that the U.S. was the reason Israel ignored intelligence about the coming attacks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:24 PM (RDD2k)

228 This is the game plan.

Let Israel punch them back a few times but stop them from razing Gaza to get to Hamas.

I predict the world will turn on Israel about time they start going door to door.

'Non-proportional' will be the cry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:24 PM (XtkZj)

229 224, 225, endorsed!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 13, 2023 09:24 PM (+vFC3)

230 sources with knowledge tell me the US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation

Fuck that.

Israel said 24 hrs to GTFO.
Stick to it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 13, 2023 09:25 PM (ufFY8)

231 219 Meet Ameer Hasan Loggins, the Stanford instructor who told Jewish students to stand in a corner while belittling the Holocaust and calling them "colonizers." His bio includes:
https://is.gd/oepLN6

What a useless bunch of 'qualifications'. Almost as bad as Jill FJB

Posted by: Ciampino - He should have done underwater basketweaving at October 13, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

Islam's all right!
Jews need to kneel before me.
Jews aren't allowed to fight!
You're throat will be slit by me.

Do what I want!
...

Posted by: Ameer Hasan Loggins, Songwriter at October 13, 2023 09:25 PM (ynpvh)

232 We ended up with the "Patriot Act"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:18 PM (ynpvh)

And 12 trillion dollars of debt.

Don't forget the 12 trillion dollars of debt.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2023 09:25 PM (QBaJw)

233 I hate that I ever thought Dubya was one of us. Fucking dick sniffer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, so very tired at October 13, 2023 09:28 PM (T/Lqj)

234 Trillions of dollars, thousands of good American troops dead, an entire generation of Americans growing up knowing never-ending pointless war in the area, and all so we could secure Iraq and Afghanistan to hand over peacefully to Al-Qaeda that couldn't do it themselves.

Tell me more pretty stories, Mr. Bush.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:28 PM (RDD2k)

235 233 I hate that I ever thought Dubya was one of us. Fucking dick sniffer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, so very tired at October 13, 2023 09:28 PM (T/Lqj)

Thought that was Obama...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:28 PM (ynpvh)

236 233 I hate that I ever thought Dubya was one of us. Fucking dick sniffer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, so very tired at October 13, 2023 09:28 PM (T/Lqj)

He was a drunk and a coke hound in college. He grew up to fulfill his destiny of being a puppet for the IMC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:28 PM (XtkZj)

237 Mario Nawfal

@MarioNawfal
·
40m
🚨BREAKING: Israeli Ground Forces Enter Nablus City, West Bank.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:29 PM (TGPs7)

238 Thought that was Obama...
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Two sides of the same coin.

https://tinyurl.com/ytfed8a2

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:30 PM (RDD2k)

239 It seems like Israel has been in a PR war since the day the country was founded. They just suffered one of the most heinous terrorist attacks any country has ever suffered and now the US is attempting to stop them from retaliating with an impossible request.

Fuck the noise. Carry on, Bibi. Righteousness is always the right thing to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2023 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

240 40m
🚨BREAKING: Israeli Ground Forces Enter Nablus City, West Bank.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:29 PM (TGPs7)

Well, that's interesting.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 13, 2023 09:30 PM (ufFY8)

241 "Tell me more pretty stories, Mr. Bush."

and then {redacted}

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 13, 2023 09:30 PM (+vFC3)

242 I pray that Israel goes old school.
I fear they may not.
Psalm 83.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, so very tired at October 13, 2023 09:30 PM (T/Lqj)

243 BREAKING: Israeli Ground Forces Enter Nablus City, West Bank.

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Dangit, that seems like that will really restrict the careless and gratuitous use of thermobaric munitions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:31 PM (RDD2k)

244 @MarioNawfal
·
40m
🚨BREAKING: Israeli Ground Forces Enter Nablus City, West Bank.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:29 PM (TGPs7)

I haven't seen/heard anything about West Bank. Until now.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2023 09:31 PM (QBaJw)

245 Knock out Fatah, too?

Those are the dickheads in charge in the West Bank, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 13, 2023 09:31 PM (ufFY8)

246
Kevin Finnerty
@timeimmemorial_

Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she has been secretly in love with Furio

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:32 PM (TGPs7)

247 The IDF is just hitting both sides of that bridge.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 13, 2023 09:33 PM (ufFY8)

248 obama / bush: "Two sides of the same coin. "

threadwinner right there, no $#i7, Moron Robbie. truth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 13, 2023 09:33 PM (+vFC3)

249 Knock out Fatah, too?

Those are the dickheads in charge in the West Bank, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 13, 2023 09:31 PM (ufFY

I just call them PLO. Old school.

So far though, I'm not sure PLO has had anything to say about this, and I would guess a ground force going in is more for preventive purposes.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2023 09:34 PM (QBaJw)

250 You will thank me for this...

https://twitter.com/FAFO_TV/status/1712894925853835382

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:34 PM (TGPs7)

251 Putin compares Israeli action in Gaza to WW2 Nazi tactics

I guess what the Russians did during the Holodomor doesn't count...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

252 Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:34 PM (TGPs7)

My suspicion was confirmed in that last second...LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 13, 2023 09:36 PM (ufFY8)

253 Article saying that settlers in the West Bank were taking advantage of the situation as they and soldiers depopulated West Bank Pali villages. Source? Pali official in the West Bank. Well gee, I'll take your word it, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:36 PM (ynpvh)

254 I wonder what the situation would look like now if Trump hadn't done the hard work of mediating and then signing the Abraham Accords.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2023 09:37 PM (rj6Yv)

255 Putin compared it to the Nazi siege of Leningrad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:37 PM (XtkZj)

256 You will thank me for this...

https://twitter.com/FAFO_TV/status/1712894925853835382
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:34 PM (TGPs7)

If she needs someone to kiss it and make it feel better.....

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2023 09:38 PM (QBaJw)

257 250 You will thank me for this...

https://twitter.com/FAFO_TV/status/1712894925853835382

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:34 PM (TGPs7)

Theres a vid out there where some gal with a low-cut blouse had a shell casing drop down between her breasts while she was firing a pistol...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:39 PM (ynpvh)

258 Putin compared it to the Nazi siege of Leningrad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:37 PM (XtkZj)

I dunno if that is valid. Eating human flesh is haram.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2023 09:39 PM (rj6Yv)

259 258 Putin compared it to the Nazi siege of Leningrad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:37 PM (XtkZj)

I dunno if that is valid. Eating human flesh is haram.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2023 09:39 PM (rj6Yv)

But they don't consider Jews human now, do they?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:40 PM (ynpvh)

260 255 Putin compared it to the Nazi siege of Leningrad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:37 PM (XtkZj)

---------

Putin needs to start listening to his PR team again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 13, 2023 09:41 PM (bQKgA)

261 Putin compared it to the Nazi siege of Leningrad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:37 PM (XtkZj)

And I'm assuming someone somewhere out our way compared his operations in Ukraine to nazzie actions of one sort or another.

He's just trolling, because why wouldn't he.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2023 09:41 PM (QBaJw)

262 Theres a vid out there where some gal with a low-cut blouse had a shell casing drop down between her breasts while she was firing a pistol...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:39 PM (ynpvh)

I had a just-fired .45ACP case drop between my eye and the safety glass's lens. A lot of training and self-discipline clicked in a hurry.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2023 09:42 PM (rj6Yv)

263 https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-768222

23&Me sued after Ashkenazi Jews’ user data is stolen and sold in targeted attack

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:43 PM (ynpvh)

264
OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
U.S. Secretary of State, Antony Blinken told a Group of Lawmakers last week during a Conference Call in Washington that his Department currently believes that Azerbaijan could launch an Invasion of Armenia some time in the coming weeks.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:44 PM (TGPs7)

265 I hate that I ever thought Dubya was one of us.

Boy, ain't that the truth. Seems like I've been hoodwinked a few to many times. No longer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 13, 2023 09:44 PM (V8he0)

266 US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation in Gaza

==

*seethes

I hope to the Almighty that it is just a face saving ploy for the arabs in the region

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2023 09:45 PM (V13WU)

267
I dunno if that is valid. Eating human flesh is haram.

--

If I understand the halil rules correctly, all you've got to do is say whatever the incantation is while you slice your suppers throat.

It's always sort of weird to see grocery stores or food in grocery stores that are openly admitting religious ritualistic killing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:45 PM (RDD2k)

268 This Tulane -Memphis game is turning into a shootout
31-21 Tulane 4th

Posted by: DB - at October 13, 2023 09:47 PM (geLO8)

269 264
OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
U.S. Secretary of State, Antony Blinken told a Group of Lawmakers last week during a Conference Call in Washington that his Department currently believes that Azerbaijan could launch an Invasion of Armenia some time in the coming weeks.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:44 PM (TGPs7

2024 is gonna be lit

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:47 PM (XtkZj)

270 Yeah Putin is just looking to stir up trouble.

That bat in last photo, are we sure that ain't Jean Francois Cary napping?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2023 09:47 PM (vaPYK)

271 NEWS: 3 sources with knowledge tell me the US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation in Gaza until safe passage for Palestinians can be secured – this is in line with previous messaging from the US, urging Israel to abide by the laws of armed conflict

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:19 PM (TGPs7)

Which means they will NEVER go into Gaza if they listen to that. It's all bullshit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2023 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

exactly. There's no place for them to go, which means that waiting for some such place to be found will mean forever waiting, never doing. Just go. if they die, they die.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2023 09:48 PM (S6gqv)

272 Speaking of eating, sort of, I had a bit of an appetite, so I reached over to the shelf and picked my copy of The Deplorable Gourmet. That didn't make things better

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2023 09:48 PM (rj6Yv)

273 {i]Putin compares Israeli action in Gaza to WW2 Nazi tactics

So was Bakhmut

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2023 09:48 PM (xhaym)

274 This Tulane -Memphis game is turning into a shootout
31-21 Tulane 4th

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I discovered that they televise NCAA women's volleyball.

I also tried out the "record all" button for the first time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:48 PM (RDD2k)

275 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?

By now he should be able to die in peace knowing he is now the Third Worst President after Gaylord and Joey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2023 09:48 PM (vaPYK)

276 2024 is gonna be lit

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"People don't want to change presidents in the middle of a war" will be one of the excuses for the numbers they get through fraud.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - flags aren't lowered for Americans killed by Muslims at October 13, 2023 09:49 PM (RDD2k)

277 The Egyptians don't want those crazy people racing about the countryside like their hair's on fire.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2023 09:49 PM (rj6Yv)

278 come to think of it so was the battle for Mariupol that wound up at the steel factory Azovstal

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2023 09:51 PM (xhaym)

279 I just realized there is a quick way to make many Democrats die in a spittle flecked rage.

Donald Trump announces he is chartering two 747s to evacuate the Americans trapped in Israel that the State Department has failed to evacuate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2023 09:52 PM (vaPYK)

280 >>He's just trolling, because why wouldn't he.

Since the start of the war in Ukraine all I've heard is that Putin is stupid and has no idea what he's getting into against the mighty NATO alliance. He isn't stupid and unlike our current dumbass in the White House he does things for a purpose. He's trying to delegitimize the west's actions in this fight and half the world is with him. He can see the unrest building in western countries as well as we can.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2023 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)

281 Putin doesn't mind it gives him free rein in Ukraine and as for as Syria is concerned as long as the oil flowing through his pipeline is not threatened he'll be content to troll.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 13, 2023 09:53 PM (K05kc)

282 217 Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich

NEWS: 3 sources with knowledge tell me the US has urged Israel to delay its ground operation in Gaza until safe passage for Palestinians can be secured – this is in line with previous messaging from the US, urging Israel to abide by the laws of armed conflict
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 13, 2023 09:19 PM (TGPs7)

I knew Biden making sensible noises was too good to be true. Hey, I have an idea! Put Kamala in charge of getting Israel to delay its offensive.

The only good thing about this news is that no one listens to the people in charge of the US these days.

Posted by: Splunge at October 13, 2023 09:54 PM (O1uuu)

283 261 Putin compared it to the Nazi siege of Leningrad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 13, 2023 09:37 PM (XtkZj)

And I'm assuming someone somewhere out our way compared his operations in Ukraine to nazzie actions of one sort or another.

He's just trolling, because why wouldn't he.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2023 09:41 PM (QBaJw)

That's what I instantly thought. It's just like Raimondo coming on this blog to vent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2023 09:55 PM (S6gqv)

284 Jim Cramer predicts Bitcoin crash. BUY NOW!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2023 09:57 PM (xhaym)

285 People seem to always forget about Katyn Forest.

Poland hasn't and with good reason, there is still suspicions the Russians killed off the Polish government in a plane crash as they were going to visit the place where the NKVD massacred some 22,000 Polish officers, academics, and political leaders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2023 09:58 PM (vaPYK)

286 I have a small solar light that is the dog's night light. I charge it by USB. And it does help him at night. He gets colostrum too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 13, 2023 10:00 PM (cLWyk)

287 Memphis player got ejected for punching a Tulane player in the balls

Posted by: DB - at October 13, 2023 10:02 PM (geLO8)

288 ONT NOOD

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2023 10:02 PM (fwDg9)

289 I am in Honor of the 2A...and in AWE

Our Forefathers in the writing of this Amendment...must have had almost Clairvoyance that down the road...all the other Amendments would be abused and altered to fit the people in power in our Govt.

And so it has come to pass.

Only 2A stands on the wall it seems.

But for how long?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 13, 2023 10:04 PM (UsQA1)

290 People seem to always forget about Katyn Forest.

Poland hasn't and with good reason, there is still suspicions the Russians killed off the Polish government in a plane crash as they were going to visit the place where the NKVD massacred some 22,000 Polish officers, academics, and political leaders.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 13, 2023 09:58 PM (vaPYK)

There is a YT video of the opening ceremonies of a 2012 European Cup match between Poland and Russia, which was held in Warsaw. As the Russian anthem was being played, a huge display of a Russian Chekist holding a bloody knife was unfurled at one end of the stadium seats. The backgound of the display was blood red and the figure of the snarling Chekist was painted in black. Whoa.

Posted by: mrp at October 13, 2023 10:06 PM (rj6Yv)

291 Oh the hammerhead bat.

Save me.

What if the left destroys the cities and I have to go live in a place with them and with alligators! Noooooo

Posted by: PJ at October 14, 2023 12:10 AM (G1dq6)

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