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David Azerrad: Against the Black Pill

In case you don't know the terminology: The "red pill" is what you take to open your eyes to the Matrix the left has trapped you in. The "black pill," on the other hand, is a pill that makes you realize that all is lost and there's nothing left to do but mourn the lost republic and prepare to enter the Termination Camps. He's arguing against black-pill-ism.


The first half of this article summarizes the left's complete domination and debasement of all institutions of America. As I read it, I wondered if the article had been mistitled. Maybe it was supposed to be called "Take the Black Pill and a Quart of Vodka and a .45 ACP Chaser."


But no, he does eventually turn the corner and lay out some positive advice to take back the country from the groomers, fascists, pedophiles, and tyrants.


Obviously, the right needs to completely change its approach to politics. "Don't tread on me" is not enough. As the writer and BlazeTV host Auron MacIntyre has correctly observed: "The side that wants to win will always beat the side that just wants to be left alone." We need a right that wants to take control of institutions to advance its programs; in other words, that has the will to impose its agenda on the left. School choice, for example, is not enough. We need to take control of school boards and dictate curricula.

We need, in short, to relearn to think politically. As Christopher Rufo, author of America's Cultural Revolution, recently explained regarding the all-important issue of schooling: "We should repoliticize the universities and understand that education is at heart a political question." We should broaden his analysis. Almost all issues are, either at heart or because of the left, political questions. And all the major institutions are already politicized. We need a right that will play by the same rules as the left and use political power to reward and honor allies and to defund and humiliate enemies--without, however, violating the law as it does.

...

It is also imperative that the right invest considerable resources in trying to remasculinize men--young boys in particular. Red states should create all-boys schools, revamp their curriculum to emphasize the manly pursuit of excellence (more Plutarch, less Maya Angelou), promote physical fitness, get all junk food out of cafeterias, teach manual skills, and cultivate spiritedness by requiring boys to participate in martial arts and combat sports (team sports are overrated). This too is not a panacea, but I can think of no other issue that would have greater positive spillover effects since all the things that must be done to save our country require manly courage (as well as prudence and cunning).

We should also remember that the regime is nowhere near as strong as it appears. Many members of the ruling class are weak, dumb, and incompetent, and they grow more incompetent with each passing year as they double down on diversity at the expense of meritocracy. Their main propaganda arm, the media, is more despised today than probably ever in the past. The overreaction to COVID and the medical establishment's uncritical embrace of transgenderism have done irreparable harm to the reputation of expertise.

The left has also overplayed its hand on both race and sex and considerably weakened its moral standing. Progressives used to defend nice churchgoing blacks against Klansmen and friendly gays against bigoted Christians. Today they're defending criminals and the mutilation of children. The legitimization of pedophiles, or minor-attracted persons as they now are called, is already underway.

There are opportunities to be seized. And although the odds are not in our favor, so what? America was, after all, founded by a ragtag bunch of colonials who went to war with the most powerful army in the world. Ultimately, nothing could be more un-American than to give up on America.

That's all well and good, but as the below Land Sea Cow can tell you, we're Doomed.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 Missed it by this much!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 06:32 PM (Mzdiz)

2 wtf?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 06:33 PM (Mzdiz)

3 That's a land cow

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2023 06:34 PM (bs+z0)

4 No, honey. This is a dozen. Tell me when to stop.
(Blows to face and neck area)

Posted by: MkY at October 06, 2023 06:35 PM (cPGH3)

5 No, honey. This is a dozen. Tell me when to stop.
(Blows to face and neck area)
Posted by: MkY

With a chicken wing, of course...

Posted by: MkY at October 06, 2023 06:35 PM (cPGH3)

6 I'm not black-pilled but I'm glad I don't have any children because this planet doesn't deserve my DNA

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2023 06:35 PM (5Jm+k)

7 Is the human pig trying to jedi mind trick the cashier into giving her 38 free donuts?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 06, 2023 06:36 PM (pIx7m)

8 Meet them in the bathrooms.
Meet them in the streets.
Make them feel uncomfortable between the sheets.
(too far?)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 06:37 PM (eh/tP)

9 >>But no, he does eventually turn the corner and lay out some positive advice to take back the country from the groomers, fascists, pedophiles, and tyrants.

Seeing the positive aspects and hope is coming to be called being White Pilled.

I think I'm gray pilled at this point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2023 06:37 PM (XV/Pl)

10 I work very hard all my life to make stronk DNA and no way to pass it on!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 06:37 PM (Mzdiz)

11 RE sidebar.

- (obviously, the Romeike family should not be deported.)

But you can't give asylum to every person not allowed to teach their kids whatever they want. There are a lot of people in the world who have fringe ideas. We may get a lot of good people, but also a lot of nuts and fanatics.

I am against ALL asylum grants to US. It is an unworkable system, and has been pushed on us by the "world community" to our peril.
Matt Walsh is right in this case, but wrong on principle. Close the borders to all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 06, 2023 06:38 PM (ECySw)

12 I never heard of white pilled.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 06:38 PM (Mzdiz)

13 Ace's Friday Cruelty dial is turned up to 11.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2023 06:38 PM (17s+e)

14 "Take the Black Pill and a Quart of Vodka and a .45 ACP Chaser."

Ace has spoken. The 9mm vs. .45 ACP debate at AoSHQ is settled.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2023 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

15 Are there any Brit-o=philes in the house?

this guy Laurence Fox was fired from his job because he said something snarky about a feminist personality on GB News, now the police are searching his house?

https://tinyurl.com/bdpsj58e

Calvin Robinson also got taken down as a result of this incident. methinks free speech has no home here (in England)

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2023 06:39 PM (5Jm+k)

16 @12 Crack rocks?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 06, 2023 06:39 PM (pIx7m)

17 That's a land cow
Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2023 06:34 PM (bs+z0)
.......

It's really nice that someone makes pants like that for her.

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

18 @17 They look like waders made of cloth.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 06, 2023 06:40 PM (pIx7m)

19 Well I might have to side with the fat lady. She looks like she is an expect in eating a dozen, whatever a dozen means to her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 06, 2023 06:40 PM (pmmLi)

20 https://www.consumerhealthdigest.com
/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/
black-beauty-diet-pills.jpg

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 06, 2023 06:40 PM (XoK0G)

21 That's not new math that's stupidity in action.
And it looks like she has been eating 50 doughnuts and calling a dozen for years.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 06:41 PM (eh/tP)

22 This older lesbian has it right

https://tinyurl.com/4dxnba2x

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (opN2i)

23
It's really nice that someone makes pants like that for her.
Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

Good side business..yes?

Posted by: Omar the tent maker at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (/6GbT)

24
If we are in a situation where (for argument's sake) half of the country wants the other half dead, and the former control not only the culture and government but the means to legally and physically impose its will - and its aims of annihilation - then that alone indicates we are indeed doomed. Especially if we are limited to utilizing only means within the system which as stated is already corrupted against us.

That be a pickle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (x0n13)

25 @15

>>Calvin Robinson also got taken down as a result of this incident. methinks free speech has no home here (in England)

Britain decided quite a while ago that 1984 was a manual for modern living and governance.

Laurence Fox is a good actor and musician.

He does not deserve this sh*t and I'm actually surprised he still lives in England.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)

26 idiocracy was a documentary

Do you suppose she was just trying to pull a fast one on the illegal? (not realizing that 'docena' sounds a lot like dozen).

Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (ptElO)

27 Re that video

Years ago, didn't DnD have a 30 donut hole dozen?

In primitive tribes, they count 1,2,3, many. This has been studied and all cultures have a word for "more than I have numbers to count."

Maybe this is just one feature of our new Modern Primitive culture. Embrace it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 06, 2023 06:43 PM (ECySw)

28 the manly pursuit of excellence (more Plutarch, less Maya Angelou), promote physical fitness, get all junk food out of cafeterias, teach manual skills, and cultivate spiritedness by requiring

these are good ideas but the anti-feminization push has already starated in the manoshpere...the social media space of male influuencers who are gaining a large following. This includes Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, any number of creators who are banging the anti-soy drum. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction and we're now experiencing the beginning of the reaction against all this femme-dominant matriarchy bullshit of the past five decades.

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2023 06:44 PM (5Jm+k)

29
Ace has spoken. The 9mm vs. .45 ACP debate at AoSHQ is settled.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Only for those who are looking for a chaser...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 06:44 PM (eh/tP)

30 The "black pill," on the other hand, is a pill that makes you realize that all is lost and there's nothing left to do but mourn the lost republic and prepare to enter the Termination Camps.

I do accept that the Republic is dead and that the occurrence of one or more government-induced mass death events is inevitable. My hope is that something great will spring from the ashes. The question is: does that tiny sliver of hope promote a black pill to dark grey?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 06, 2023 06:44 PM (DTX3h)

31

Dozen tad up to 50!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 06:44 PM (x0n13)

32 Re-education camps not termination camps! Some of you can be re-educated with proper behavior modification technique (cattle prod)

Posted by: raimondo at October 06, 2023 06:45 PM (uv6LD)

33 I’ll be an anti-black pill guy until the end of my time on this earth. Admittedly it’s my faith that makes that position easier. It’s also my faith that prevents me from forming a star chamber yesterday.

Posted by: Drive By at October 06, 2023 06:45 PM (MNhXM)

34 Donut inflation

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 06, 2023 06:45 PM (/6GbT)

35 He does not deserve this sh*t and I'm actually surprised he still lives in England.

I saw him on Triggernometry and he actually said he thought it might be time for him to leave

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2023 06:45 PM (5Jm+k)

36 Was being a good boy cleaning up dishes after my chile and under sink feed decided to blow, so all mostly cleaned up the flood but have plumbing to do tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

37 26 idiocracy was a documentary

Do you suppose she was just trying to pull a fast one on the illegal? (not realizing that 'docena' sounds a lot like dozen).
Posted by: t-bird at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (ptElO)
----
Land Sea Cows are wiley creatures, they will mimic their prey in an attempt to separate them from their food stores.

Posted by: David Attenborough at October 06, 2023 06:46 PM (pIx7m)

38 Heh. The ferry boat is tooting at some moron gill netter who is trying to fish in the ferry lane. Dude.
You can't close off commercial traffic. And the ferries are part of the state highway system. It would be like closing off the interstate.

Idiots.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 06, 2023 06:46 PM (opN2i)

39 I am an enthusiastic backer of one sex only school.
Especially for boys, for all the reasons above.

I went to an all-girls prep school for high school.
Now, this was fifty years ago, and they have since gone
co-ed (at which point I stopped donating).
We studied from college level texts in the upper grades, so though I never finished college, I consider myself fairly well educated.

One of the perks of home-schooling is that there is time
for life skill building.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at October 06, 2023 06:47 PM (KB0Aa)

40 https://www.consumerhealthdigest.com
/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/
black-beauty-diet-pills.jpg
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at October 06, 2023 06:40 PM (XoK0G)

You forgot to add some space, hide them if you can. A couple more line breaks would have been nnice. You could also rearrange some of the characters, change htpps:// to http, remove one of the forward slashes.

Eliminating the .jpg might also cause a bit more confusion.

Make people do some real work for that link!!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at October 06, 2023 06:47 PM (89Sog)

41 We're completely cut off and surrounded.
We've got them right where we want them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 06, 2023 06:47 PM (MeG8a)

42 32 Re-education camps not termination camps! Some of you can be re-educated with proper behavior modification technique (cattle prod)
Posted by: raimondo at October 06, 2023 06:45 PM (uv6LD)


Billy Ayers thought about 20 million or so were not able to have that done and so needed to become so much landfill in a ditch.

What say you, Gina?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 06:47 PM (x0n13)

43 I'm kind of attracted to the Viking religion. If you're a good fighter, the Valkyrie will take you to Vahalla on winged horses where, eventually, you'll be defeated and Valhalla burned. That's a religion that doesn't lie to you!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 06, 2023 06:47 PM (FVME7)

44 These days I refer to Britain as Airstrip One.

Posted by: Drive By at October 06, 2023 06:47 PM (MNhXM)

45 If we are in a situation where (for argument's sake) half of the country wants the other half dead, and the former control not only the culture and government but the means to legally and physically impose its will - and its aims of annihilation - then that alone indicates we are indeed doomed. Especially if we are limited to utilizing only means within the system which as stated is already corrupted against us.

That be a pickle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
===

I think the first engagement will be pretty big change.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2023 06:48 PM (17s+e)

46 It would be like closing off the interstate.

Posted by: nurse ratched

So, normal Seattle behavior and you're surprised?
(or was that only in Portland?)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 06:48 PM (eh/tP)

47 Willowed, from last thread's discussion of movie stars like Humphrey Bogart:

Fun true fact: When Bogie was dying from lung cancer in the hospital, his first cards and/or visitors were from…John Wayne and Fred Astaire.

Bogie and those two were some class acts right there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 06, 2023 06:48 PM (xTRSc)

48 Red pill better than Black pill but I get the black pill vibe.

I carry a gun because I don't know if red or black is going to win.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 06, 2023 06:49 PM (xcxpd)

49 I'm prepared for the worst.

Hoping for the best, but prepared for the worst.

Making sure the family is all safe and nearby and has resources for a possible bugout.

New Grandson is absolutely the most handsome little lad, BTW. Very sweet, tiny and a very good baby. His older brother (2.5) adores him. As does Ol' Grandpa.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 06, 2023 06:49 PM (ZVkju)

50 I have a feeling he would run to the fainting couches if the right tried to impose more than a slight rollback.

Also the new wall is mort. Mayorkas was taken out of context.

Posted by: WOPR at October 06, 2023 06:49 PM (oRxqT)

51 🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2023 06:49 PM (opN2i)

52

Biden's "wall" is a Potemkin Village of an illusion of a mirage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 06:50 PM (x0n13)

53 Abandon all hope ye who enter . . .

A. Chicago
B. NYC
C. Baltimore
D. Portland
E. San Francisco
F. All of the above

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 06, 2023 06:50 PM (FVME7)

54 @51 I had to zoom in to see that was an otter. At first glance I was confused about the eggplant.

Posted by: David Attenborough at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (pIx7m)

55 @47

>>Fun true fact: When Bogie was dying from lung cancer in the hospital, his first cards and/or visitors were from…John Wayne and Fred Astaire.

John Wayne bumped into MyCocaine in a hotel bathroom and told him he saw Alfie and he was going to be a big star.

They don't make them like John Wayne anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (XV/Pl)

56 Many members of the ruling class are weak, dumb, and incompetent, and they grow more incompetent with each passing year as they double down on diversity at the expense of meritocracy.

That was the thing that impressed me the most about Comey. Brennan, Mueller, Garland, and all the rest, which is what mediocrities they all are.

We're not dealing with Bond villains here.

And that is the one thing that gives me hope - don't make the assumption that our opponents are eight feet tall.

They are weak, mediocre men, and they can be beaten.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (2tUFv)

57 David Azerrad:

———-

This guy is just itching for a 3am FBI goon squad raid.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (WnNhV)

58 We're completely cut off and surrounded.
We've got them right where we want them.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Target rich!
We can only hope that raimondo is in their front ranks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (eh/tP)

59 In primitive tribes, they count 1,2,3, many.
_______________

Even crows can count to three. In an attempt to trick a crow into a barn so they can shoot it, two guys went in, one came out. No dice. Then three in, two out. No dice. Then four in, three out, and they got him. Conclusion: the crow could count to three, but not four.

Of course, with liberals we'd just need the two in, one out approach.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (f871o)

60 Yes, Republicans want to be left alone. When they have had enough, instead of fighting back they will leave the state.

Posted by: william ferrin at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (nx6bl)

61 53 Abandon all hope ye who enter . . .

A. Chicago
B. NYC
C. Baltimore
D. Portland
E. San Francisco
F. All of the above


In some cases, AoSHQ

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 06, 2023 06:52 PM (xTRSc)

62 So one pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small?

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2023 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

63 I never heard of white pilled.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 06:38 PM (Mzdiz)


There is also an "orange pill" which is "Bitcoin can solve this"

I am not sure what color the pill is that says, "Bitcoin won't solve this in any manner that the banks and the government will approve of"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 06:52 PM (xhaym)

64 With the sea Cow clip at the end, obviously you say ok, fine. Then you hand her 10 donuts, and say there you go, that's 50. New Math.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2023 06:52 PM (G+SJ8)

65 Abandon all hope ye who enter . . .

A. Chicago
B. NYC
C. Baltimore
D. Portland
E. San Francisco
F. All of the above
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 06, 2023 06:50 PM (FVME7)

G. LA

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 06:52 PM (f871o)

66 Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

yikes I guess your weekend is planned out for you now!

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2023 06:52 PM (5Jm+k)

67 Target rich!
We can only hope that raimondo is in their front ranks.


He'll be miles away and already dead. When the fighting starts he'll cry his way into death by dehydration.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2023 06:53 PM (Bd6X8)

68 @53

>>Abandon all hope ye who enter . . .
A. Chicago B. NYC C. Baltimore D. Portland E. San Francisco F. All of the above.

P. Philadelphia.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2023 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)

69 My boys both went to all boy Catholic prep school. It's the only one in Seattle and they have, so far, NOT accepted any student without a penis. And they have NOT allowed any student to grow their hair or wear a dress.

Pretty good for Seattle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2023 06:53 PM (opN2i)

70 nd one pill makes you small?
Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2023 06:52 PM (fwDg9)
_______________

The land whale will need a handful of that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 06:53 PM (f871o)

71 Ferry boat? You need a coin for Charon. Yeah, they bleed you coming and going.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (FVME7)

72 As does Ol' Grandpa.

Posted by: Sharkman

Really? We would never have guessed!
(and congratulations again!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (eh/tP)

73 Worth remembering that the collectivists only have functional control of maybe 20 percent of the geography and an ever-dwindling minority of functional industry. This will be important if/when things actually do get spicy.

Posted by: CppThis at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (PZvjL)

74 When they have had enough, instead of fighting back they will leave the state.
Posted by: william ferrin at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (nx6bl)

Locust take over, finish destroying that state and follow Republican.. rinse and repeat

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (/6GbT)

75 Despair is a sin

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (vHIgi)

76 @69 Must have original equipment.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 06, 2023 06:55 PM (pIx7m)

77 Land Sea Cow...go bully sales staff elsewhere you ignorant twit.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2023 06:55 PM (uSHSS)

78 A. Chicago B. NYC C. Baltimore D. Portland E. San Francisco F. All of the above.

P. Philadelphia.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Atlanta, Charlotte

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

79 Despair is a sin
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (vHIgi)

Peter 3:15

Posted by: Drive By at October 06, 2023 06:56 PM (MNhXM)

80 Locusts take over, finish destroying that state and follow Republican.. rinse and repeat
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (/6GbT)
_______________

Locust: "This place sucks. Let's move to Texas or Florida."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 06:56 PM (f871o)

81 Yes, Republicans want to be left alone. When they have had enough, instead of fighting back they will leave the state.
Posted by: william ferrin

Left California in '87, there isn't a way to fight Sacramento/S.F-bay area/Socal from SLO to San Diego.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 06:57 PM (eh/tP)

82 all cultures have a word for "more than I have numbers to count."

Our word for a 1 followed by one hundred zeroes
rhymes with "Google." Stop making fun of the primitives.

Our culture never runs out of numbers, of course. When we fuck up, we bring in some women and coloureds to blame it on.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 06:57 PM (4PZHB)

83 Charlotte
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 06:56 PM (XeU6L)
_______________

Is Charlotte bad? Our older son lives there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 06:57 PM (f871o)

84 Dozen tad up to 50!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 06:44 PM (x0n13)


Army Maths:
2 beers per soldier, 40 soldiers in a Platoon,
= 13 cases.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2023 06:57 PM (uSHSS)

85 All you Beard Cutter fans rejoice.

Goblin Slayer II's first episode is on Crunchyroll.

Here is the opening by Mili - "Entertainment"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XD1A5JazKc

That last line is killer - I shall win your one-sided game.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 06, 2023 06:58 PM (qx4BF)

86 Good side business..yes?
Posted by: Omar the tent maker at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (/6GbT)
.......

Keep up the good work. I'd hate to see her have to go naked.

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

87 Red pill better than Black pill but I get the black pill vibe.
I carry a gun because I don't know if red or black is going to win.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 06, 2023 06:49 PM (xcxpd)


I know, is it Albania or is in North Korea?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 06:58 PM (xhaym)

88 Charlotte is like Denver 15 years ago, very nice, very trendy, and benefiting greatly from an influx of rich, libbed up bankster types. So you already know how this story is gonna end.

Posted by: CppThis at October 06, 2023 06:59 PM (PZvjL)

89 Keep up the good work. I'd hate to see her have to go naked.
Posted by: wth

STOP THAT, you almost gave me a visual.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 06:59 PM (eh/tP)

90 Land Sea Cow...go bully sales staff elsewhere you ignorant twit.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2023 06:55 PM (uSHSS)
.......

Don't be mean, she just picked up those pants at Sally's Big and Tall and was disappointed with the tapered look.

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

91 the below Land Sea Cow
_______________

Queeg-queeg reaches for his harpoon ...

For the love of God, make sure you get her, Queeg-queeg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:00 PM (f871o)

92 Land Sea Cow...go bully sales staff elsewhere you ignorant twit.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2023 06:55 PM (uSHSS)
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The doughnut shop needed to hire Al Bundy to work the counter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:00 PM (f871o)

93 80 Locusts take over, finish destroying that state and follow Republican.. rinse and repeat
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (/6GbT)
_______________

Locust: "This place sucks. Let's move to Texas or Florida."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 06:56 PM (f871o)


Locusts move on after they destroy things. In this case they stay and make the rubble bounce.

How've you been?! ;-)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 07:01 PM (x0n13)

94 Good side business..yes?
Posted by: Omar the tent maker at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (/6GbT)
______________

Broadening your customer base from Hillarhoid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (f871o)

95 A baker's dozen is ... 50, right?

Yeah, black pill is not the path out. That seems to be a debate with some "preppers" wanting to just go to the mountains ands survive, while many want to form local groups to help each other, and maybe organize into something bigger.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (Cus5s)

96 Yes, Republicans want to be left alone. When they have had enough, instead of fighting back they will leave the state.

Posted by: william ferrin at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (nx6bl)

If the state was going to stab my child with poison needles and cut "its" parts off, I'd leave in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (Mzdiz)

97 In their final pass over my neighborhood the Blue Angels just decided to set off every car alarm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

98 Despair is a sin
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (vHIgi)


Only in that it makes all the other ones possible. Fortunately it is also the easiest one to reverse.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (xhaym)

99 My black pilling stops short of the drunken self life decision. This is where my rage comes from, I want the progressive lefty Scum that have taken my country to feel this level of hopelessness. I want THEM to take the .45 ACP chaser.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (fU5gV)

100 The country is no different than it was 200+ years ago. A third are sane, a third are nuts, and a third are too fucking stupid to make a decision.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (d2nOk)

101 Best way to keep the locusts out is to continue to publicly push for tradlad policies at the local and state level. I personally don't care about abortion, but I've come around to fully supporting any and all bans simply because it's a moat and it pisses off all the right people.

Posted by: CppThis at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (PZvjL)

102 all cultures have a word for "more than I have numbers to count."

-

One of the favorite things I ever learned was that the Yanomamo could go no higher than two. They had one, two, and more than two.

I'm guessing most cultures can at least manage to make their known numbers correspond to their fingers.

Iirc these folks also used yams as currency.

This is not a joke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (sD7y4)

103 How've you been?! ;-)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 07:01 PM (x0n13)
________________

OK. Been having some health problems, but seem to be getting better. How about yourself?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (f871o)

104 95 A baker's dozen is ... 50, right?

Yeah, black pill is not the path out. That seems to be a debate with some "preppers" wanting to just go to the mountains ands survive, while many want to form local groups to help each other, and maybe organize into something bigger.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (Cus5s)
-----
A baker's dozen is 13. If she knew that I'd give her 1 free donut.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (pIx7m)

105 I admit I would feel a whole lot more hopeful about the future if the 20 biggest cities in this country were nuked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (G+SJ8)

106 I was red-pilled long ago- my black pill experience is more recent

Posted by: DB - at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (geLO8)

107 hand her 10 donuts, and say there you go, that's 50

What's the minus of 30 and 20?

Posted by: Frito Pendejo at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (87w4A)

108 Our word for a 1 followed by one hundred zeroes
rhymes with "Google." Stop making fun of the primitives.

Our culture never runs out of numbers, of course. When we fuck up, we bring in some women and coloureds to blame it on.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 06:57 PM (4PZHB)


Actually it is "Bazillion"
Though "gobs" also works.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 07:04 PM (xhaym)

109 Despair is a sin

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 06, 2023 06:54 PM (vHIgi)

Stabby Johnson is right!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 07:04 PM (Mzdiz)

110 103 How've you been?! ;-)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 07:01 PM (x0n13)
________________

OK. Been having some health problems, but seem to be getting better. How about yourself?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (f871o)


Alive and well-ish in WI. Glad you're on the mend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 07:04 PM (x0n13)

111 I'm unclear on why we couldn't just add a 1 to the google.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 06, 2023 07:05 PM (sD7y4)

112 We need a right that will play by the same rules as the left and use political power to reward and honor allies and to defund and humiliate enemies--without, however, violating the law as it does.


Ah. A recipe for failure. So much for anti-blackpill.

Posted by: Futility, futility, all is futility at October 06, 2023 07:05 PM (lR6tR)

113 Alive and well-ish in WI. Glad you're on the mend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 06, 2023 07:04 PM (x0n13)
___________

Thanks. I hope you go from well-ish to spectacularly well, my friend!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:06 PM (f871o)

114 Good side business..yes?
Posted by: Omar the tent maker at October 06, 2023 06:42 PM (/6GbT)
______________

Broadening your customer base from Hillarhoid?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (f871o)
.......

hILLRY might not pull off that extreme tapered look, her ankles would require a boot cut.

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

115 In their final pass over my neighborhood the Blue Angels just decided to set off every car alarm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (RIvkX)


Is it true they drew a giant dick in the sky for Diane Feinstein?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 07:06 PM (xhaym)

116 Despair may be a sin - but you don't wanna find yourself riding the train to Auschwitz saying "oh it'll be ok."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2023 07:06 PM (G+SJ8)

117 It's kind of funny that there was a movie made recently attempting to convince the nation that colored women did all the maffs for the moon mission.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 06, 2023 07:06 PM (sD7y4)

118 In their final pass over my neighborhood the Blue Angels just decided to set off every car alarm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (RIvkX)
_____________

Why does anyone bother to have a car alarm in SF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:07 PM (f871o)

119 We need a right that wants to take control of institutions...to impose its agenda... School choice, for example, is not enough. We need to take control of school boards and dictate curricula.

You're all awfully young, or just started paying attention recently. You won't know that a long era of feeling that "we" had done just that is how we got where we are now. You cannot have a "conservative" socialist institution. They get away from you.

You'll really feel important about yourself, as you make enemies of a whole generation. And then you will bitch and whine.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 07:07 PM (4PZHB)

120 I'm just worried she might get diabeetus.

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

121 I'm unclear on why we couldn't just add a 1 to the google.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are

Call it a great googly moogly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 06, 2023 07:07 PM (FVME7)

122 Charlotte is like Denver 15 years ago, very nice, very trendy, and benefiting greatly from an influx of rich, libbed up bankster types. So you already know how this story is gonna end.
Posted by: CppThis
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The decay really started when Patrick Cannon was elected Mayor. It's been downhill ever since. Yes, some very nice neighborhoods, but locusts and Dem City Council have been chipping away at it ever since:

Patrick DeAngelo Cannon (born November 27, 1966) is an American politician and member of the Democratic Party who served on the City Council of Charlotte, North Carolina from 1994 through 2013 and was subsequently elected the city's 56th Mayor in November 2013. On March 26, 2014, Cannon was arrested on charges of accepting over $48,000 in bribes from undercover FBI agents posing as businessmen wanting to work with the city.[2] Cannon resigned as mayor later that evening, and was later sentenced to 44 months in prison.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

123 Iirc these folks also used yams as currency.

This is not a joke.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't ask me to accept what you are when you refused to accept what you are at October 06, 2023 07:03 PM (sD7y4)



One, two, Many
Many-one, many-two, many-many.

Then you get into advanced many-many

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (xhaym)

124 Miley, check your phone for a text.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (d2nOk)

125 That was the thing that impressed me the most about Comey. Brennan, Mueller, Garland, and all the rest, which is what mediocrities they all are.

We're not dealing with Bond villains here.

And that is the one thing that gives me hope - don't make the assumption that our opponents are eight feet tall.

They are weak, mediocre men, and they can be beaten.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 06, 2023 06:51 PM (2tUFv)

But then why are we constantly losing to them? Answer: That's the way the One who put them in authority wants it right now.

They are a chastisement, but a chastisement prelude to destruction, or to get us to reform ourselves?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (Angsy)

126 Come home, I smell cat shit. Damned black cat didn't bury his shit. Look in the litter box (covered box with swinging door), and there it is, like a hand giving me the finger...
Well, my day was shit figuratively already, so why not literally?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

127 126 Come home, I smell cat shit. Damned black cat didn't bury his shit. Look in the litter box (covered box with swinging door), and there it is, like a hand giving me the finger...
Well, my day was shit figuratively already, so why not literally?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

I mean, it literally looked like his shit was giving me the finger, vertically, straight up in the air with shit on both sides.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

128 Patrick DeAngelo Cannon (born November 27, 1966) is an American politician and member of the Democratic Party who served on the City Council of Charlotte, North Carolina from 1994 through 2013 and was subsequently elected the city's 56th Mayor in November 2013. On March 26, 2014, Cannon was arrested on charges of accepting over $48,000 in bribes from undercover FBI agents posing as businessmen wanting to work with the city.[2] Cannon resigned as mayor later that evening, and was later sentenced to 44 months in prison.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (XeU6L)
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Would he be "diverse," by any chance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:09 PM (f871o)

129 115 In their final pass over my neighborhood the Blue Angels just decided to set off every car alarm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2023 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

Is it true they drew a giant dick in the sky for Diane Feinstein?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 07:06 PM (xhaym)

They wanted Kumala to come out and play.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

130 The last people on this cursed Earth I want setting up a boys' school are the dudes from ConInc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 07:10 PM (0FoWg)

131 39 I am an enthusiastic backer of one sex only school.
Especially for boys, for all the reasons above.

Which will promptly be taken over by sexual sadists and pederasts, like British boys schools.

Posted by: Let's put all the prey in one spot! at October 06, 2023 07:10 PM (lR6tR)

132 I mean, it literally looked like his shit was giving me the finger, vertically, straight up in the air with shit on both sides.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)
........

The cat is an artiste, no?

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

133 132 I mean, it literally looked like his shit was giving me the finger, vertically, straight up in the air with shit on both sides.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)
........

The cat is an artiste, no?

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

Better than Hunter Biden. Maybe I should have sold it as art instead of burying it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

134 They are a chastisement, but a chastisement prelude to destruction, or to get us to reform ourselves?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (Angsy)


So you live on a wheel suspended on a pole in the middle of the desert, too?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 07:11 PM (xhaym)

135 >> Come home, I smell cat shit. Damned black cat didn't bury his shit. Look in the litter box (covered box with swinging door), and there it is, like a hand giving me the finger...


I hate to be the one to break it to you, but anyone who has a cat has a house that semlls like cat shit to anyone who doesn't.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:12 PM (fbX6j)

136 As Booger says, "what the fuck is a frush? Oh yeah? Well a pair beats a frush, now deal. "

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at October 06, 2023 07:12 PM (A4Crw)

137 Black pill all the way!

Posted by: InZona at October 06, 2023 07:12 PM (3m2hF)

138 Kind of like when you walk into the house of someone who owns ferrets or snakes.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:12 PM (fbX6j)

139 The "black pill," on the other hand, is a pill that makes you realize that all is lost and there's nothing left to do but mourn the lost republic and prepare to enter the Termination Camps.

==

There is a section of a population that is perpetually depressed. I advise against following their stupid path. and advice.

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

140 So you live on a wheel suspended on a pole in the middle of the desert, too?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 07:11 PM (xhaym)

I'm in the middle of a desert, yeah. But the wheels are breaking down.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2023 07:13 PM (Angsy)

141 135 >> Come home, I smell cat shit. Damned black cat didn't bury his shit. Look in the litter box (covered box with swinging door), and there it is, like a hand giving me the finger...


I hate to be the one to break it to you, but anyone who has a cat has a house that semlls like cat shit to anyone who doesn't.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:12 PM (fbX6j)

As a co-worker once told me, every house has a smell to it, the smell of the people and animals that live there, and those people are mostly blind to that smell.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

142 >>> We need a right that will play by the same rules as the left and use political power to reward and honor allies and to defund and humiliate enemies--without, however, violating the law as it does.
---

The leader of that group is in court right now.
He's the bullyist bull we've had in our lifetime.
Problem is, his followers need nut up an get
him out of this jam.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2023 07:14 PM (DveAR)

143 As a co-worker once told me, every house has a smell to it, the smell of the people and animals that live there, and those people are mostly blind to that smell.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

If it smells like adobo and rice, it's ok.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2023 07:14 PM (Angsy)

144 I don't think snakes smell...just saying.

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

145 >>As a co-worker once told me, every house has a smell to it, the smell of the people and animals that live there, and those people are mostly blind to that smell.


Exactly.

You have to go away for a bit before you can come home and even begin to appreciate that.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (fbX6j)

146 "I hate to be the one to break it to you, but anyone who has a cat has a house that semlls like cat shit to anyone who doesn't.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:12 PM (fbX6j)"

The secret to making your cat-house (...) smell less like it has cats in it is to scoop it every day, and bleach the box and put new litter in it once a month.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (ou9hh)

147 136 As Booger says, "what the fuck is a frush? Oh yeah? Well a pair beats a frush, now deal. "

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at October 06, 2023 07:12 PM (A4Crw)

Barbara A. Frush, Maryland Dem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

148 146 "I hate to be the one to break it to you, but anyone who has a cat has a house that semlls like cat shit to anyone who doesn't.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:12 PM (fbX6j)"

The secret to making your cat-house (...) smell less like it has cats in it is to scoop it every day, and bleach the box and put new litter in it once a month.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (ou9hh)

But if the damned cat doesn't bury it in the first place...don't matter how often you clean it. I cleaned it yesterday.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

149 >>> As a co-worker once told me, every house has a smell to it, the smell of the people and animals that live there, and those people are mostly blind to that smell.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---

OZIUM

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (DveAR)

150 >>I don't think snakes smell...just saying.


Oh, they reek. They have a very distinct musk.

They themselves only taste and sense heat, though. At least that's how I think snakes work.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (fbX6j)

151 Would he be "diverse," by any chance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
--------

A resume that speaks for itself.

What was interesting is that the FBI had concluded their investigation in June, but did not act until *after* the election in November, which meant the city council (solid Dem) got to pick the replacement, Anthony Foxx, who then was selected (very weirdly) for Sec. of Transportation by Obama. Foxx was sued for failing to deliver on certain legal commitments prior to his appointment, ad nauseum...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (XeU6L)

152 "One sex only school."

It looked for awhile like that was where I was going, but then I met a different girl.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (4PZHB)

153 144 I don't think snakes smell...just saying.

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

With their tongues.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

154 illiniwek

If you do the latter, you better be doing it face to face, and I'd even insist on everyone leaving their cell phones somewhere nice and safe.

Posted by: MkY at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (cPGH3)

155 Barbara A. Frush, Maryland Dem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

Frush? I thought that was some spy organization, either Bond, Helm, or Flint.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2023 07:17 PM (Angsy)

156 I don't think snakes smell...just saying.


Oh, they reek. They have a very distinct musk.

They themselves only taste and sense heat, though. At least that's how I think snakes work.


====

oh...I.did.not.know.that.

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU)

157 >There is a section of a population that is perpetually depressed.


I would say my black pill just gave me permanent pessimism. I expect the worst from all people, institutions and situations. The times I'm wrong, those are good days.

Posted by: DB - at October 06, 2023 07:17 PM (geLO8)

158 My house smells like your mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 07:17 PM (0FoWg)

159 Snakes do indeed have their own special funk. Especially when it is molting time.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 06, 2023 07:17 PM (mCluI)

160 I guess all animals smell...including humahns. SOme a lot more than others....

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:18 PM (V13WU)

161 >>The secret to making your cat-house (...) smell less


What...like a Summer's Eve?

Posted by: Hillary at October 06, 2023 07:18 PM (fbX6j)

162 When I first played Cyberpunk 2077 several years ago, I liked it and just accepted the setting as a fictional dystopia. Since the release of the Phantom Liberty DLC a couple of weeks ago, I'm playing through it again but this time that dystopia looks like our fate unless we make a drastic course change.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 06, 2023 07:18 PM (FVME7)

163 124 Miley, check your phone for a text.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2023 07:08 PM (d2nOk)

Got it now! I'd turned it to silent when attending a funeral on Monday and forgot to change it back. Oopsie!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

164 I would say my black pill just gave me permanent pessimism. I expect the worst from all people, institutions and situations. The times I'm wrong, those are good days.
Posted by: DB - at October 06, 2023 07:17 PM (geLO

misery loves company. realism is the way.

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:18 PM (V13WU)

165 a lot of good people out there...

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:19 PM (V13WU)

166 150 >>I don't think snakes smell...just saying.


Oh, they reek. They have a very distinct musk.

They themselves only taste and sense heat, though. At least that's how I think snakes work.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (fbX6j)

Dead snakes smell different that dead mammals to me. dunno why.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

167 I have a cat, but he does his business OUTSIDE, not in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 06, 2023 07:19 PM (S6gqv)

168 My house smells like your mom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Puts me in mind of an insult that one of Patrick O'Brian's characters used, 'Your mother was a careless whore!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 07:20 PM (XeU6L)

169 144 I don't think snakes smell...just saying.

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

With their tongues.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (ynpvh)
_____________

Good thing Huma isn't a snake, then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:20 PM (f871o)

170 Dead snakes smell different that dead mammals to me. dunno why.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You have more dead snake experience than me, obviously.
In what way?
(Describe the funk...)

Posted by: MkY at October 06, 2023 07:20 PM (cPGH3)

171 vertically, straight up in the air with shit on both sides.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:09 PM


That topography generally makes me think of something else.

Posted by: Mayor Petey at October 06, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

172 158 My house smells like your mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 07:17 PM (0FoWg)

Must smell pretty bad...she's been dead for more than a year. They left her body outside in the heat in a box because nobody was at the crematory processing center. In the end, after a few days, she was FINALLY cremated. Dunno where her ashes are now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

173
*sigh*

The Digital age...

One person prompting, via chat, to check for a text.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 07:21 PM (XeU6L)

174 161 >>The secret to making your cat-house (...) smell less


What...like a Summer's Eve?

Posted by: Hillary at October 06, 2023 07:18 PM (fbX6j)

douche the cats?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

175 I would say that Christiane Amanpour & Hillary Clinton openly talking about making the Weather Underground's reeducation camps plan real is definitely a black pill moment. #MakeAmericaChineseCommunist #CivilWarOrBust #LetsGetReadyToRumble

Larry Grathwohl interview about William Ayers, Obama's Mentor
youtube.com/watch?v=VlN2t0oERHk
This video shows an interview of Larry Grathwohl who was an FBI agent assigned to investigate the Weather Underground. William Ayers is the founder of the Weather Underground. This man is speaking about William Ayers. It was in William Ayers' livingroom that Barack Obama launched his political career.

Inside Xi's China- The Great Game plan | Mao Zedong built Chinese detention camps, called Laogai
youtube.com/watch?v=zGNdkwV2t_4

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 06, 2023 07:21 PM (9aVck)

176 The secret to making your cat-house (...) smell less like it has cats in it is to scoop it every day, and bleach the box and put new litter in it once a month.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2023 07:15 PM (ou9hh)


Some cats have piss with an industrial edge to it, the sort of ammonacal reek that you can feel on your teeth. Like my newest.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 07:22 PM (xhaym)

177 I don't think snakes smell...just saying.
Posted by: runner

Yes they do. It's a musky odor.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 07:22 PM (eh/tP)

178 >>vertically, straight up in the air with shit on both sides.


Is it my Birthday?

*Checks Calendar*

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 06, 2023 07:22 PM (fbX6j)

179 dag, just saw this story about the Italian tour bus that crashed and burned outside of Venice. It was electric battery powered and twenty people died, dozens more seriously hurt.

Paging Buck Throckmorton...

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2023 07:22 PM (5Jm+k)

180 ad nauseum...

Ah-ah-ah. Not allowed to talk about other peoples' inferiority and bad cultural habits while you're doing that to Latin.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 07:23 PM (4PZHB)

181 My house smells like your mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 07:17 PM (0FoWg)

Must smell pretty bad...she's been dead for more than a year. They left her body outside in the heat in a box because nobody was at the crematory processing center. In the end, after a few days, she was FINALLY cremated. Dunno where her ashes are now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

There is an investigation right now of a “Green” funeral home in Colorado where they discovered 115 rotting corpses.

Posted by: Drive By at October 06, 2023 07:23 PM (MNhXM)

182 Yes they do. It's a musky odor.
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Different than muskie, one supposes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

183 177 I don't think snakes smell...just saying.
Posted by: runner

Yes they do. It's a musky odor.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 07:22 PM (eh/tP)
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Most snakes do after 16 hours of being stuffed in pants.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (pIx7m)

184 170 Dead snakes smell different that dead mammals to me. dunno why.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You have more dead snake experience than me, obviously.
In what way?
(Describe the funk...)

Posted by: MkY at October 06, 2023 07:20 PM (cPGH3)

Can't quite describe it. Different compounds in it and some the mamals don't have. I bet it has to do with the gut and skin flora/fauna.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

185 We may be doomed; but I'm going to be nice to all the people I mean, tell them about Jesus, and hope they listen instead of staying on the hell-bound train they shoved America into...

Posted by: setnaffa at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (v4KVH)

186 just saw this story about the Italian tour bus that crashed and burned outside of Venice. It was electric battery powered and twenty people died, dozens more seriously hurt.

Paging Buck Throckmorton...
Posted by: kallisto
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Heh. So much for 'Low carbon footprint'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

187 Accepting that the School House Rock Republic is dead doesn't have to be a black pill -- with the right attitude it can be quite liberating.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (mCluI)

188 Come to the Ace of Spades HQ and go from black pilling to what do snakes smell like.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (E5KZ+)

189 My house smells like straw and fresh baled hay but then I do live in a barn

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (d2nOk)

190 But if the damned cat doesn't bury it in the first place...don't matter how often you clean it. I cleaned it yesterday.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:16 PM (ynpvh)
.......

I think I'm getting an idea of who's in charge.

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

191 things I learned today,SNAKES HAVE A DISTINCT SMELL

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (V13WU)

192 The first trick the devil played was convincing us he doesn't exist. The second is to convince us not to fight. When we exited the public square, the worst of the worst entered in. Inside every leftist is screaming tyrant desperately trying to get out (think Alien). Never stop fighting for they lust for total control.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (rm+nU)

193 There is a product spray that’s called Pooph that immediately neutralizes any organic chemical smell .

Posted by: Drive By at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (MNhXM)

194 I wonder if my house smells like beer.

Posted by: wth - formally deprogrammed at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

195 Posted by: setnaffa at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (v4KVH)


I like this plan

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (5Jm+k)

196
smelly snake
smelly snake
what are they feeding you?

Posted by: DB - at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (geLO8)

197 189 My house smells like straw and fresh baled hay but then I do live in a barn

Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (d2nOk)

No farm animals? Where I grew up, there were cattle...lots of cattle. If the wind blew just right, you could smell the feedlots. Yum, yum...NOT.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

198 The only way for your house not smell like it has animals in it is to not have animals in it.

The worst smell is people who have bad fish tank maintenance habits.

People smells are a whole other thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (XV/Pl)

199 Rep pill / black pill related, it would be interesting to see an honest poll of how many (R) voters think we're having a normal "we'll have the primaries, everyone in states will vote, and then sometime late on election night we'll know the winner" sort of election similar to 1992, 1996, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 07:27 PM (ZLyax)

200 My house smells like straw and fresh baled hay but then I do live in a barn

==

that IS a nice aroma

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:27 PM (V13WU)

201 My house smells like straw and fresh baled hay but then I do live in a barn
Posted by: Ben Had

A very, very fine barn.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 07:27 PM (eh/tP)

202 Stabby Johnson is right!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 07:04 PM (Mzdiz)

Uh huh
*cleans nails with dagger*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 06, 2023 07:27 PM (vHIgi)

203 My house smells like straw and fresh baled hay
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM


Only because you don't have penguins traipsing through regularly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2023 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

204 "It is also imperative that the right invest considerable resources in trying to remasculinize men--young boys in particular. Red states should create all-boys schools, revamp their curriculum to emphasize the manly pursuit of excellence (more Plutarch, less Maya Angelou), promote physical fitness, get all junk food out of cafeterias, teach manual skills, and cultivate spiritedness by requiring boys to participate in martial arts and combat sports (team sports are overrated). This too is not a panacea, but I can think of no other issue that would have greater positive spillover effects since all the things that must be done to save our country require manly courage (as well as prudence and cunning)."

Hear, hear.

Posted by: And get the girls out of the Boy Scouts at October 06, 2023 07:27 PM (W8DZO)

205 My house smells like straw and fresh baled hay but then I do live in a barn
Posted by: Ben Had at October 06, 2023 07:24 PM (d2nOk)

I actually like the smell of ‘cow mud’ . Reminds me of country living.

Posted by: Drive By at October 06, 2023 07:28 PM (MNhXM)

206 >>Where I grew up, there were cattle...lots of cattle. If the wind blew just right, you could smell the feedlots.


If you are ever feeling homesick, check out Hereford Texas.

They have what you are looking for.

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:28 PM (fbX6j)

207 Remember the battle of Cannae, Rome lost as many men in one day as America lost in the entirety of the Vietnam war, then they got mad, and won.

Posted by: Allen at October 06, 2023 07:28 PM (60Jzm)

208 Houses smell a lot better with working A/C.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 06, 2023 07:28 PM (pIx7m)

209 just saw this story about the Italian tour bus that crashed and burned outside of Venice. It was electric battery powered and twenty people died, dozens more seriously hurt.

Paging Buck Throckmorton...
Posted by: kallisto
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Heh. So much for 'Low carbon footprint'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

-

Like VIA's sidebar article about the one-hour "fast charger" the military says will work for their fighter jets.

Per the article one charger uses the energy of 250 houses. But green or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 07:29 PM (ZLyax)

210 There is an investigation right now of a “Green” funeral home in Colorado where they discovered 115 rotting corpses.
Posted by: Drive By

It's the circle of life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 06, 2023 07:29 PM (FVME7)

211 NOOD Dr. Doolittle Cafe

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 06, 2023 07:29 PM (qPw5n)

212 douche the cats?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

in oil then light them on fire and kick them over the neighbors fence!
HAR HAR HARDY HAR

Posted by: Joe Biden - Animal Lover at October 06, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

213 Lawyer claims NYC teen charged in slaying is 'great kid' who wasn't 'looking for trouble'

Posted by: DB - at October 06, 2023 07:29 PM (geLO8)

214 And penguins smell like ass.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 06, 2023 07:30 PM (pIx7m)

215 212 douche the cats?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

in oil then light them on fire and kick them over the neighbors fence!
HAR HAR HARDY HAR

Posted by: Joe Biden - Animal Lover at October 06, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

https://is.gd/2r0nam

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

216 >>And penguins smell like ass.


Worse than Otters?

Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:31 PM (fbX6j)

217 There is a product spray that’s called Pooph that immediately neutralizes any organic chemical smell .

Posted by: Drive By at October 06, 2023 07:26 PM (MNhXM)

Or check out thepetloverscandle dot com

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 07:31 PM (Mzdiz)

218 I've been red-pilled for as long as I can remember, but I have to admit it's getting harder and harder not to be black-pilled.

I know so many people that would rather be blue-pilled and just pretend that everything is fine even though they know it isn't.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2023 07:31 PM (NpAcC)

219 >>Or check out thepetloverscandle dot com


I ONLY endorse Yankee Candles!

Posted by: Jeffrey Tubin at October 06, 2023 07:31 PM (fbX6j)

220 218 I've been red-pilled for as long as I can remember, but I have to admit it's getting harder and harder not to be black-pilled.

I know so many people that would rather be blue-pilled and just pretend that everything is fine even though they know it isn't.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2023 07:31 PM (NpAcC)

There are many shades of red, from light and airy to dark and gloomy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:32 PM (ynpvh)

221 there was a Seinfeld episode about Kramer inventing a perfume called The Beach...I am sure y'all get Xrs can remind the rest of what that was about...

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

222 219 >>Or check out thepetloverscandle dot com


I ONLY endorse Yankee Candles!

Posted by: Jeffrey Tubin at October 06, 2023 07:31 PM (fbX6j)

What, Gwyneth Paltrow's offerings not good enough?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 07:32 PM (ynpvh)

223 no! cologne ! I think...

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

224 The worst smell is people who have bad fish tank maintenance habits.
______________

No. The worst smell is people in Berkeley.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:33 PM (f871o)

225 Worse than Otters?
Posted by: garrett at October 06, 2023 07:31 PM (fbX6j)

nothing smells worse than batshit

Posted by: runner at October 06, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

226 213 Lawyer claims NYC teen charged in slaying is 'great kid' who wasn't 'looking for trouble'
Posted by: DB - at October 06, 2023 07:29 PM (geLO
______________

Turning his life around. Aspiring rapper. Hoping to go to college soon. You know, the usual.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 06, 2023 07:34 PM (f871o)

227 Lawyer claims NYC teen charged in slaying is 'great kid' who wasn't 'looking for trouble'

No, he was looking for shit he could steal and got angry when someone tried to stop him from stealing shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2023 07:37 PM (Bd6X8)

228 Kramer and his Beach Cologne:

https://youtu.be/NWCqu0VzYBg?si=_G4a7AkGs_FKiHDx

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at October 06, 2023 07:38 PM (W8DZO)

229 Neither Democrats nor nearly all Republicans, still, have taken any serious action to rein in any health or intelligence bureaucracy in the slightest.

If Covid’s repercussions couldn’t get them to do it, or all the lost wars since Vietnam, or the FBI’s persecution of Democrats’ political opponents, one shudders to think what it might take for these flaccid-souled cuckolds to arise.
_Rand Paul

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2023 07:43 PM (DveAR)

230 224 The worst smell is people who have bad fish tank maintenance habits.
______________

No. The worst smell is people in Berkeley

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I got that beat.

Posted by: Hillary's FUPA at October 06, 2023 07:48 PM (GuhnZ)

231 >nothing smells worse than batshit


Dead skunk. Would like. A word.

Posted by: DB - at October 06, 2023 07:48 PM (geLO8)

232
Taking the black pill is taking a blue but unhappy pill.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 06, 2023 07:51 PM (DveAR)

233 The ideas he lays out are all well and good, but you know as well as I do the left won't let it happen. Not without a fight.

And it will be a bloody one. It's the only thing they understand.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 06, 2023 07:55 PM (Qt4kF)

234 The left cannot afford to go much further - if the shooting starts the military will split - with most of the guys carrying weapons fighting on our side - and there is the issue of ground. 95% of the US area will be danger zones for the blues, and getting energy will be difficult, and food will be impossible.

US businesses have paused, some are then charging ahead, some are waiting, and some are turning back.

We are the edge where the facade begins to crumble, and the left knows this, hence their fury and screaming about everything. They see it. Keep pushing. Oh, and every red state governor needs to make illegal the unionization of govt employees, if they haven't already. Because once you can get the SEIU on the run - the teachers already are - most of the shock troops will already be in retreat. And if you are in a red state and antifa is making trouble in supposedly safe blue city, sweep in, arrest them all, and hold them without bail.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 06, 2023 11:30 PM (UVyKP)

235 Methinks the radical left, it's allies do not engineer, build, maintain, repair or replace the infrastructure of modernity, rather they rely on the skill, industriousness and productivity of those they despise. The totalitarian ideologies of the past made sure to include the know how things work class. Not so with today's enlightened radical agencies of change. The grievances of the 2+2 =5 community will not keep the lights on or much of anything else, hence, expect mass ideological reevaluations when scarcity, dearth unexpectedly reappear

Posted by: Brad Lena at October 07, 2023 11:42 AM (hRPuU)

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