Judicial Watch Files Freedom of Information Act Demand for Documents, Seeking Evidence Regarding Allegations That the Evil Old Bastard Biden Punches and Kicks His Dogs

I had concerns when Biden explained his fall in the shower by claiming that he had yanked his dog's tail, and it pulled him, causing him to fall.

Why are you yanking an animal's tail? That's a bullying thing. It's not pleasant for the animal. It's something Michael Vick would do.

(Note this is different from stroking a tail, which they like.)

Judicial Watch says they've heard that Biden actually punches and kicks the dogs which all wind up being hostile and snapping at people, and they're demanding government documents which might make mention of this.

The conservative watchdog -- no pun intended -- has filed a Freedom of Information Act suit against the Secret Service regarding reports of multiple bite attacks by the First Dog, Commander.
The dog reportedly has been removed from the White House after its most recent attack on a Secret Service agent and other White House staff. According to a Judicial Watch source, President Biden has mistreated his dogs. Judicial Watch has learned he has punched and kicked his dogs.

Remember, Commander is the third dog owned by " " " President " " " Biden which has been dismissed from the White House due to its biting of staff.

Look, Fat -- two out of two is a pattern. Three out of three is probable cause.

Below, actual video of Biden hitting a dog with his leg. I don't know if he's kicking the dog, or if he's just such a physical wreck he's collapsing and just flailing his stick-legs around trying not to fall over and break his filthy neck.

Video of China Joe kicking his dog! If you support Joe Biden that means you support animal abuse!
pic.twitter.com/5Il7IOEAob
— aka (@akafacehots) October 5, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

2 Finding out that Biden beats his dogs would be perfectly on-brand.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 06, 2023 01:11 PM (2tUFv)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

4 That looked like a kick to me.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:12 PM (HfNu5)

5 2 Finding out that Biden beats his dogs would be perfectly on-brand.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 06, 2023 01:11 PM (2tUFv)

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DU claiming that the dog breeder is a MAGAt out to make Biden look bad would be just the cherry on top of the cake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

6 The video needs to continue as it appears Joey Shitdrawers falls down after kicking the dog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Evil bastard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:13 PM (l10hq)

8 Yeah that's a kick. He's s trying to corral the dog, it doesn't obey, so he lets loose.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 06, 2023 01:13 PM (aoSA0)

9 I highly doubt Joe is a dog lover.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:13 PM (HfNu5)

10 Are we sure he just hits them?

Posted by: Allen at October 06, 2023 01:14 PM (lFLgt)

11 Biden is a horrible person. Animal abuse would fit his character.

Posted by: DB at October 06, 2023 01:14 PM (geLO8)

12 Joe Biden has a dog fighting ring run from the basement of his Delaware home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

13 That definitely is a kick in the head to the dog.

You know exactly what was going on in Joe’s head, “goddam motherfucker, get in the car!” KICK.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2023 01:14 PM (TONWR)

14 If that were Romney, just to pick one random guy for no particular reason, can you imagine the screaming press?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2023 01:15 PM (37bw8)

15 A German Shepherd is not an appropriate dog for a frail, senile
Opf man.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:15 PM (HfNu5)

16 https://youtu.be/G30h7koGSXk?t=7

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

17 If you already have a dog when you ascend to the Presidency, it's a family pet. If you get a dog after ascending to the Presidency, it's a prop.

IMO YMMV

Posted by: DB at October 06, 2023 01:15 PM (geLO8)

18 Ace, it's Fauci trial time!

https://shorturl.at/kopwT

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2023 01:15 PM (37bw8)

19 Just the punchline

I told you nobody cares about 71M+ MAGA voters.

Posted by: DaveA at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (FhXTo)

20 14 If that were Romney, just to pick one random guy for no particular reason, can you imagine the screaming press?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2023 01:15 PM (37bw

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Romney would have an excuse. He'd be really distracted by all of his gaffes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

21 Why not try a different fucking breed if the first two GSs bit people?

Posted by: mr tmz at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (rJ48h)

22 ……… get a dog

Joe doesn't have a friend in DC

Posted by: kactus at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (8nsVv)

23 Was he playing 'waterski' when he was pulling the dog's tail?

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (SYTee)

24 Cruelty to animals.. I'm gonna have to skip this thread.. See ya' all later

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (bs+z0)

25 Joe shouldn't get a dog that's smarter than he is.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (HfNu5)

26 I heard a rumor the Resident tried to shower with one of his dogs. Ashley rated the story "true".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (37bw8)

27 Why are you yanking an animal's tail? That's a bullying thing. It's not pleasant for the animal. It's something Michael Vick would do.
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A communications official in the Defense Department was arrested for allegedly running a dogfighting operation in which he electrocuted the losing dogs that he trained, The Washington Post reported Monday.

Frederick Douglass Moorefield Jr., 62, of Arnold, Maryland, trained the dogs, fielded bets on the matches and used jumper cables found at his home to allegedly execute the animals that didn’t die in the ring, according to court records cited by the newspaper.

In an early September raid on his home and that of an alleged accomplice, Mario D. Flythe, the FBI and other agencies said they also discovered about a dozen pit bull-type dogs, veterinary steroids, weighted vests, collars and chains to increase the animals’ strength, and “an apparatus that is used for involuntarily inseminating female dogs,” the Post and CBS News reported.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 Oct 4
ICYMI: Senior Pentagon Official Ran Savage Dogfighting Ring, Executed Losing Dogs With Jumper Cables: Court Docs
https://tinyurl.com/49n72p76

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (krqg6)

28
This is what gets him "kicked" out.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2023 01:17 PM (j4U/Z)

29 >>>A German Shepherd is not an appropriate dog for a frail, senile Opf man

Opf men should be confined to a bed at all times.

(Not so much fun when I pick on commenters' typos, is it??!!? Now you know how I feel when you Literally Erase me from existence with your typo patrolling and HTML bullying.)

Posted by: ace at October 06, 2023 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

30 Is there any doubt that Biden would mistreat a dog?

As a narcissistic sociopath, it would be totally within pattern.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

31 There are Emotional Support Dogs . . . and then there are Pinata Kick Dogs for sadistic scumbags

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

32 I believe it for one simple reason:

The sociopaths running this country seethe with rage if they aren't adhered to 100%.

Dogs, voters, whatever. It doesn't matter.

If it doesn't bend to their every command, it's a problem to be tortured.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (KbCG3)

33 29 (Not so much fun when I pick on commenters' typos, is it??!!? Now you know how I feel when you Literally Erase me from existence with your typo patrolling and HTML bullying.)
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2023 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

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You make HTML mistakes?

I thought those were lessons to us all for what we had done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

34 Would be ironic if kickinig a dog is the last straw for Biden's Presidency when Obama's eating a dog had no repurcussions.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (t/2Uw)

35 I told you nobody cares about 71M+ MAGA voters.
Posted by: DaveA at October 06, 2023 01:16 PM (FhXTo)
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False

Posted by: Merrick "Beria" Garland, Lubyanka Supervisor at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (37bw8)

36 I like turtles.

Posted by: Joey "Two Kicks" Biden at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (DZrNt)

37 Remember what happened to Socks the Cat. Thrown out into traffic on the Hutchinson River Parkway from Hillary's limo.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (l10hq)

38 BTW, did you know that we signed, but never ratified, the 1996 Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty?

Apparently Bill Clinton didn't think that the agreement was important enough to send to the Senate.

The Russians have noticed this, and have also noticed that China, India, Pakistan, North Korea, Israel, Egypt, and Iran haven't ratified the treaty either.

So, Russia is thinking of withdrawing its ratification of the CTBT, and Putin has already ordered the military to prepare for the resumption of nuclear testing.

2024 is just looking better and better.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (2tUFv)

39 There are Emotional Support Dogs . . . and then there are Pinata Kick Dogs for sadistic scumbags
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

The Philadelphia Eagles wouldn't let a dude in the stadium with his emotional support alligator. What a bunch of assholes they are. HE NEEDS SUPPORT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Oct 4
ICYMI: Senior Pentagon Official Ran Savage Dogfighting Ring, Executed Losing Dogs With Jumper Cables: Court Docs
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (ScR16)

41 37 Remember what happened to Socks the Cat. Thrown out into traffic on the Hutchinson River Parkway from Hillary's limo.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (l10hq)

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She was just trying to formally deprogram it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

42 14 If that were Romney, just to pick one random guy for no particular reason, can you imagine the screaming press?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2023 01:15 PM (37bw

Putting your dog in its crate and tying it to the top of the car is stupid and dangerous for the dog, and Romney rightly caught flak for it. Kicking and hitting your dog is vicious and stupid and dangerous. But when the dog bites, it's totes the fault of the people around him. All (probably more than) 11 of 'em.

Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (JrN/x)

43 I wouldn't be at all surprised if Biden mistreats the animals. But in that video, he just looks like he's nudging the dog toward the car. I have to nudge my cats away from the front door from time to time with a foot, much like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

44 see, this is what happens when your dog trainer is Frederick D. Moorefield Jr

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (xhaym)

45 If you kick a dog, YOU are the one that should be put down.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (qoLdL)

46 I told you nobody cares about 71M+ MAGA voters.

It will take time to establish the filtration camps, but not that much time.

Posted by: FEMA! at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (2tUFv)

47 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Oct 4
ICYMI: Senior Pentagon Official Ran Savage Dogfighting Ring, Executed Losing Dogs With Jumper Cables: Court Docs
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

That fat fuck should die in prison.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (rJ48h)

48 I saw Opf Men open for Men Without Hats and Men at Work at Goofy's Gaffe in '04.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

49 China Joe's dogs live in a Hellish Doggie Jim Crow world.

Posted by: BLACK LASSIE at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (2znMt)

50 I want to see a reporter ask Joe if he's always abused his dogs or is it a new thing due to dementia?

Posted by: TC at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (FjlUt)

51 Remember what happened to Socks the Cat. Thrown out into traffic on the Hutchinson River Parkway from Hillary's limo.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023

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Really? Not that I'm surprised, it's HRC, but I'd always heard that they gave the cat to one of the WH staffers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (J2vNu)

52 Well if he hits his dogs, I hate him even more.

Huh. Didn't think that was possible...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

53
The Philadelphia Eagles wouldn't let a dude in the stadium with his emotional support alligator. What a bunch of assholes they are. HE NEEDS SUPPORT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Thank goodness they have SOME standards.

Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (JrN/x)

54 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

We don't have that kind of time.

Posted by: Promises Promises at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (RT9wI)

55 Literally Erase me from existence

The footprint trail in the drill powdered drywall dust gives you away.

Like

https://archive.org/details/jonny-quest-60s-
complete/S01E20+The+Invisible+Monster.mp4

but crueler.

Posted by: DaveA at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (FhXTo)

56 Remember what happened to Socks the Cat. Thrown out into traffic on the Hutchinson River Parkway from Hillary's limo.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (l10hq)
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Seriously?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (ScR16)

57 He's evil and molested his own daughter (at the very least. I would bet my entire wealth on there being more.)

Kicking his dogs is actually less evil. But fits with him being a petty, controlling, bullying monster.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert, Formerly Virginian at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (JMAcK)

58 I know the corrupt criminal pedophile abuses animals. It is in his nature everything about him says so.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (17s+e)

59 saw Opf Men open for Men Without Hats and Men at Work at Goofy's Gaffe in '04.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

This is why I mostly lurk.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (HfNu5)

60 A German Shepherd is not an appropriate dog for a frail, senile Opf man

Opf men should be confined to a bed at all times.

(Not so much fun when I pick on commenters' typos, is it??!!? Now you know how I feel when you Literally Erase me from existence with your typo patrolling and HTML bullying.)
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2023 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

idk, i'm larfing pretty good at this....

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (KZaqS)

61 The odds that three hand-picked Biden dogs would all suddenly turn aggressive and bite people are zero. It's very rare for ANY dog to to that.

The only dogs that do that are ones that have been or are abused. There's no doubt that Biden -- or someone in his admin -- is abusing those dogs.

We are dealing with sadist, evil motherfuckers. That virulent goblin Fauci mercilessly killed how many dogs for no reason whatsoever?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

62
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You make HTML mistakes?

I thought those were lessons to us all for what we had done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

We am disappoint.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Look Fat, in dog years, those girls I sniffed and fondled were all legal age.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (hqVaF)

64 Mitt Romney says just strap that pooch to the roof of the car.

Posted by: Pierre Derlicto at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (w2GYd)

65 Joe Biden is a mentally disturbed individual.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (R/m4+)

66 Didn't the criminal media attack Trump for not having a dog?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (HfNu5)

67 >>56 Remember what happened to Socks the Cat. Thrown out into traffic on the Hutchinson River Parkway from Hillary's limo.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (l10hq)
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Seriously?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight a

I believe the media at the time claimed the cat got out of the evil enclave and was turned into a grease spot on the local road.
Sure it did.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:23 PM (l10hq)

68 Really? Not that I'm surprised, it's HRC, but I'd always heard that they gave the cat to one of the WH staffers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (J2vNu)

Well, we hope that, we always hoped the Clintons weren't complete monsters in all aspects of their lives.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 01:23 PM (xhaym)

69 and “an apparatus that is used for involuntarily inseminating female dogs,”
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They signed consent forms!

Posted by: Dog Abuser Dude at October 06, 2023 01:23 PM (fs1hN)

70 “an apparatus that is used for involuntarily inseminating female dogs,”

Ah, so they're subtly going with the "all insemination is rape", angle.

Awesome.

The phrase is "artificially inseminating", you mendacious hacks.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2023 01:23 PM (ou9hh)

71 I see Trump more as a miniature giraffe kind of guy.

Posted by: Promises Promises at October 06, 2023 01:23 PM (RT9wI)

72 Yeah, he's using his leg to control the dog, awkwardly. He's not in position to perform a "typical" kick, but it looks like an autonomic response by Biden at control. Looks like he's used his legs on the dog before.

Maybe he's just losing balance, but he sure seems to manage the leash and the bending with aplomb. I mean, more skillfully that we see him "master" other physical maneuvers.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (aXxgO)

73 J.J.'s Morning Report, today, in part -

With deep-seated insecurities that fuel his pathological lying, an inability to sympathize or empathize with others' pain and suffering manifested by a constant need to make his own personal troubles (real or mostly imagined) the subject of the conversation, and the psychological and credibly alleged sexual abuse of his children, does this latest allegation/revelation even surprise you? ...

. . . I’m inclined to believe that a guy who humiliates his constituents in public, as Biden has done his entire career, is likely to abuse his dogs in private. That he’s had at least two dogs with behavior problems is yet more evidence of possible abuse.

Posted by: L - It's only a 5 1/2 hour drive from home to East Palestine, OH at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (GshMh)

74 does not look like a kick to me ... looks like Biden is trying to get his leg around as the dog got in his way ... and he has the leash to deal with. Could have been another face plant.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (Cus5s)

75 Biden is the president if he must have a dog for the optics,, shouldn't he have a full time dog handler?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (HfNu5)

76 Frederick Douglass Moorefield Jr. trained the dogs, fielded bets on the matches and used jumper cables to allegedly execute the animals that didn’t die in the ring…

There’s someone who didn’t live up to their parents’ expectations.

Men may combine to prevent cruelty to animals, for they are dumb and cannot speak for themselves; but we are men and must speak for ourselves, or we shall not be spoken for at all.—Frederick Douglass

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (YA6th)

77 Mitt Romney says just strap that pooch to the roof of the car.
Posted by: Pierre Derlicto at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (w2GYd)

Don't tie him to the rear bumper........

Posted by: Clark Griswold at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Did Obama eat Joe's first two German Shepherds?

Posted by: JROD at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (IlL6s)

79 The worst part is: I have to pick up his shit.

Posted by: JOE BIDEN'S DOG at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (2znMt)

80 Didn't the criminal media attack Trump for not having a dog?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (HfNu5)
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I know at least one of our trolls jeered about it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (ScR16)

81 Dogs, children, first wives?

What's the difference?

Posted by: rd at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (Mm/FU)

82 Supporting corrupt criminal Biden means not just supporting animal abuse but also sexual child abuse. Which most democrat do support.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2023 01:25 PM (17s+e)

83 If that dog's not careful, he's going to manage his way onto someone's menu.

Posted by: SCoaMF at October 06, 2023 01:25 PM (aXxgO)

84 The Philadelphia Eagles wouldn't let a dude in the stadium with his emotional support alligator.
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They feared for the animal's safety.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2023 01:25 PM (fs1hN)

85 Potemkin President's handlers should hire a pro trainer from Hollywood. They must know a guy they can use to trot out "Man's Best Friend" for a quick photo-opp now and then.
Gotta be able to prove he's a dog guy to the serfs.

Posted by: Cluebat at October 06, 2023 01:25 PM (MAAiI)

86 should dogs be riding on helicopters

Posted by: DB at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (geLO8)

87 How could the staff just stand by and let it happen?

I know not everyone is a dog lover. But to see a pet be bullied?

I can't imagine that it got to the point that the poor dogs had to bite so many times before people around them stepped in.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (IueQk)

88 Remember what happened to Socks the Cat. Thrown out into traffic on the Hutchinson River Parkway from Hillary's limo.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:18 PM (l10hq)
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Seriously?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 06, 2023 01:21 PM (ScR16)
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Wiki says it was Buddy the dog who got killed playing in traffic, in Chappaqua. Socks went to live with Betty Currie post White House, and died of old age.

Posted by: Merrick at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (37bw8)

89 Mitt Romney's dog, Seamus, rode in a carrier on the roof of the family's Chevrolet Caprice station wagon for the 12-hour trip. Romney had built a windshield for the carrier to make the ride more comfortable for the dog. During the 650-mile (1,050 km) trip, Seamus got diarrhea.

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (RHGPo)

90 I've seen my neighbor hit his dog. Called the ASPCA and the sheriff control but they wouldn't do anything.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (9yUzE)

91 Geez. You eat ONE DOG.....

Posted by: Baroke Owebama at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

92 >>78 Did Obama eat Joe's first two German Shepherds?
Posted by: JROD

We can check with his chef...Oh wait, he's dead.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (l10hq)

93 "he just looks like he's nudging the dog toward the car. I have to nudge my cats away from the front door from time to time with a foot, much like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere"

I used to push my step-mother's dog away from me with my foot, because it was one of those dust-mop sized critters and would dodge if I tried to move it with my hands.

Never stopped her from telling me not to kick it.

Because she's a nutcase.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (ou9hh)

94 Well, we hope that, we always hoped the Clintons weren't complete monsters in all aspects of their lives.
Posted by: Kindltot
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They were. The Clintons were always around back when I was involved in politics in Arkansas (for a semi rival of the Clintons).

They have the disposition of piranhas and the decency of Marquis De Sade.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (4R3Gm)

95 You know who else owned *German* shepherds...?

Posted by: ace at October 06, 2023 01:27 PM (KRtlO)

96 These are highly trained dogs, probably from the same lineage that produces the dogs that the secret service uses, but somehow this guy got two that are completely out of control? Yeah that can't at all be an owner issue.

I think hitting the dog is the least of the issues, as they admitted he was naked when his dog caused him to fall.... probably while trying to jolly rodger him.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 06, 2023 01:27 PM (qBfA/)

97 Judicial Watch has FOIA',ed prob more damning evidence against dems than anyone - all with virtually zero actual results or consequence. Lost interest in watching their reporting.

Posted by: Son of Dad at October 06, 2023 01:27 PM (8JB5s)

98 the leash to deal with. Could have been another face plant.

Only an idiot would try to go from a helicopter to a limo with a puppy on a long leash.

Posted by: DaveA at October 06, 2023 01:27 PM (FhXTo)

99 Wiki says it was Buddy the dog who got killed playing in traffic, in Chappaqua. Socks went to live with Betty Currie post White House, and died of old age.
Posted by: Merrick
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Wiki is compromised by intel agencies says the co founder of Wikipedia.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:27 PM (4R3Gm)

100 “an apparatus that is used for involuntarily inseminating female dogs,”
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I believe the technical name is a "David Crosby".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 06, 2023 01:27 PM (krqg6)

101 The Bidens are white trash. His family...

They all smoke. They're all alcoholics. The kids, including the ones who married into the family are drug addicts. All of the kids are sex addicts. There's strong evidence that incest is a line they're ok crossing.

But I'm sure they treat the dog ok.

Posted by: MJ at October 06, 2023 01:28 PM (zwDuR)

102 Lyndon Johnson had at least three dogs while he lived in the White House.
The two most famous were two beagles named Him and Her. Johnson was often seen picking up the animals by the ears. This "raised the ire" of animal lovers.

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:28 PM (RHGPo)

103 That's a small Shepard in that video.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:28 PM (l10hq)

104
They have the disposition of piranhas and the decency of Marquis De Sade.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (4R3Gm)

Did you, by chance, know of Say MacIntosh?

Posted by: Moki at October 06, 2023 01:28 PM (JrN/x)

105 The only dogs that do that are ones that have been or are abused.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

I'mma differ here just a little bit. when i was a kid we had the friendliest dachshund terrier that loved everyone except the neighbor guy. did NOT like him and backed him into a corner of his garage because the guy had thrown toys back over the fence at my sister.

now, he didn't bite the guy, but i believe he would have if the guy moved on him. but it was also a protection maneuver, not an "agressive one"

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 06, 2023 01:28 PM (KZaqS)

106 The Bidens are white trash. His family...

They all smoke. They're all alcoholics. The kids, including the ones who married into the family are drug addicts. All of the kids are sex addicts. There's strong evidence that incest is a line they're ok crossing.

But I'm sure they treat the dog ok.
Posted by: MJ at October 06, 2023 01:28 PM (zwDuR)

So, Taboo, the porn series of movies?

Posted by: Baroke Owebama at October 06, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

107 "Jill, why are we getting all of these bills for cases of peanut butter?"

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:29 PM (lf83v)

108 I can't imagine that it got to the point that the poor dogs had to bite so many times before people around them stepped in.

The secret service covers up for presidents assaulting starlets and other transgressions. You really think hitting a dog is going to be the proverbial straw with these guys ? They're the modern Praetorian Guard.

Posted by: Promises Promises at October 06, 2023 01:29 PM (RT9wI)

109 Is it not completely odd that the "POTUS" does not have a dog trainer/handler on staff?

World-class access to everything under the Sun except for someone to leash train an animal?

Yeah, Ders. Yeah.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 06, 2023 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

110 China Joe is asshole.

In every shape and form. In everything.

Posted by: Archer at October 06, 2023 01:29 PM (gmo/4)

111 You know he's showering with and sexually molesting those dogs, right?

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 06, 2023 01:29 PM (55G5Y)

112 To honor German-American day, Biden promised not to kick the dog until tomorrow

Posted by: Wally at October 06, 2023 01:30 PM (hqVaF)

113 Can we get John Wick on this?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

114 mr tmz: "That fat fuck should die in prison."

Or on the way to it. Of natural causes, naturally.

Hi, NSA Bob.

Posted by: Some Name Goes Here at October 06, 2023 01:30 PM (aXxgO)

115 Really? Not that I'm surprised, it's HRC, but I'd always heard that they gave the cat to one of the WH staffers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:20 PM (J2vNu)

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Wasn't it Betty Curry, his oral office secretary?

Because nothing says undying love of your pet like abandoning your pet when you are leaving public office.

Posted by: rd at October 06, 2023 01:30 PM (M+jS7)

116 >Judicial Watch has FOIA',ed prob more damning evidence against dems than anyone - all with virtually zero actual results or consequence.

agree
Project Veritas seemed like that too- they'd produce a video of someone spilling the beans, and everybody would say 'see? how horrible! we were right about these assholes all along!'

followed by... crickets

Posted by: DB at October 06, 2023 01:30 PM (geLO8)

117 That kick looks strangely like a goose st3p.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:31 PM (HfNu5)

118 Wasn't it reported at some point that Bo, the Owebama's dog, shit all over the White House?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Step

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:31 PM (HfNu5)

120 Damn right I'm mad. Is it too much to ask for a reach around in the shower? Selfish prick. Woof!

Posted by: Commander at October 06, 2023 01:31 PM (lf83v)

121 The man is lower than dog shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at October 06, 2023 01:31 PM (EHSip)

122 116 agree
Project Veritas seemed like that too- they'd produce a video of someone spilling the beans, and everybody would say 'see? how horrible! we were right about these assholes all along!'

followed by... crickets
Posted by: DB at October 06, 2023 01:30 PM (geLO

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Nu'uh...

ACORN reorged and changed its name!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

123 I'll swear that Merrick Garland stole John Wick's car and killed his dog.

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (RHGPo)

124 Step
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:31 PM (HfNu5)

L33t Sp34k is ok.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Wasn't it reported at some point that Bo, the Owebama's dog, shit all over the White House?

That turned out to actually be Big Mike.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

126 105 The only dogs that do that are ones that have been or are abused.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

I'mma differ here just a little bit. when i was a kid we had the friendliest dachshund terrier that loved everyone except the neighbor guy. did NOT like him and backed him into a corner of his garage because the guy had thrown toys back over the fence at my sister.

now, he didn't bite the guy, but i believe he would have if the guy moved on him. but it was also a protection maneuver, not an "agressive one"
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 06, 2023 01:28 PM (KZaqS)
_________

That's kinda the same thing. Maybe your dog wasn't physically abused by the neighbor, but he was definitely provoked. And I'll wager the neighbor may have been abusive to the dog at some point, although maybe not physically.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

127 The Biden Crime, Incest, Sex Trafficking, and Animal Cruelty Family.
It just rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

128 Wasn't it reported at some point that Bo, the Owebama's dog, shit all over the White House?

That turned out to actually be Big Mike.
_________

Word to the wise: Never do a colon cleanse on leg day.

Posted by: Big Mike at October 06, 2023 01:33 PM (lf83v)

129 You'd be pissed too if the guys son kept f*cking YOU in the ass.

Posted by: Commander at October 06, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

130 I believe the technical name is a "David Crosby".
Posted by: andycanuck
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Melissa Etheridge at October 06, 2023 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

131 Wasn't it reported at some point that Bo, the Owebama's dog, shit all over the White House?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Cover story for a gay bath night mishap during Barry & Big Michaelle's good times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2023 01:33 PM (17s+e)

132 Hunter Biden's lawyers are claiming the plea deal they worked out with the US Attorney's Office in Delaware is still in force, so Hunter has immunity from the gun charges.

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:33 PM (RHGPo)

133 125 Wasn't it reported at some point that Bo, the Owebama's dog, shit all over the White House?

That turned out to actually be Big Mike.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (2ocoG)
___________

Nah. It was Lightbringer's leaky asshole from all the big cocks rammed up there.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

134 Did you, by chance, know of Say MacIntosh?
Posted by: Moki
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Knew of him---I worked for a congress critter during election seasons from a different district than the 2nd.

Arkansas is a small state so that meeting Bill or Hill was like meeting the mayor of a large city. Lotsa ill will toward them by the people they dumped on over the years.

Knew two 17 year olds that were propositioned for a special meeting with Bill at the Excelsior Hotel where he showed Paula his wang. The 17 year old girls were there at the reception for academic superstars.

The Clintoncides started well before with a number of strange suicides etc.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (4R3Gm)

135 If Fauci had no repercussions for having the faces eaten off his lab dogs by bugs, I doubt this is going to get much traction with the left.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (l10hq)

136
That turned out to actually be Big Mike.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

Well it WAS a house that SLAVES built.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

137 It makes me miss Barney.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (XeU6L)

138 That definitely is a kick in the head to the dog.

You know exactly what was going on in Joe’s head, “goddam motherfucker, get in the car!” KICK.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Seconded. Complete SOB. Like I need new reasons to reach this conclusion. Any rumors of him cuffing Jiggly Jill in the head.

Posted by: lost in space at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (0WYmJ)

139 I think a pet duck would work for Joe-quacking and shitting all over the White House.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (HfNu5)

140 "Hey, Blondi, try this Dog Yummi. (Thump). Ok, Eva, the shit Morrell gives me works for a change, so let's get on with it. Got your Walther? I got mine.

You Know Who

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (0EOe9)

141 I wouldn't be at all surprised if Biden mistreats the animals. But in that video, he just looks like he's nudging the dog toward the car. I have to nudge my cats away from the front door from time to time with a foot, much like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

———

Looks like he swung his leg back to me.

Don’t mistake Biden’s feebleness for a a simple nudge.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (TONWR)

142 They have the disposition of piranhas and the decency of Marquis De Sade.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (4R3Gm)

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I'm pretty sure that Hillary would consider that high praise indeed.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Overimaginative Scamp and AGAAVE Plant at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (55G5Y)

143 Project Veritas seemed like that too- they'd produce a video of someone spilling the beans, and everybody would say 'see? how horrible! we were right about these assholes all along!'

followed by... crickets
Posted by: DB
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Arguably, the Veritas video exposing Pfizer's lies got James fired from his own organization.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (4R3Gm)

144 My sister has the most unfriendly dog I've ever encountered. When she brought it home as a puppy from the shelter years ago, it growled at everyone (but her). I have never seen a puppy growl before.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (87w4A)

145 Theory: Barry's chef was killed because he refused to cook anymore dogs.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

146 " but he was definitely provoked."

Tell that to my aunt's airedales, which never failed to rush me and make aggressive noises even if I'd never met them before.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (ou9hh)

147 13 That definitely is a kick in the head to the dog.

You know exactly what was going on in Joe’s head, “goddam motherfucker, get in the car!” KICK.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2023 01:14 PM (TONWR)
__________

I had the same conclusion

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

148 We got a tip Buddy the Dog claimed to have definitive evidence Mrs. Clinton was guilty of numerous felonies but he died in a tragic auto accident before we could act on his information.

Posted by: United States Department Of Justice at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (37bw8)

149 I don't think Joe appreciates those dogs or has any affection for them. I think he owns them as part of his phony "tough guy" image.

He can't walk or climb stairs. I doubt he plays with those dogs or can even take them for a walk.

They are part of the phony image he puts up.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (lf83v)

150 hate to say this....but he ain't kickin' the dog in the vid...he's trying to guide it into the car with his leg. (PS: i despise biden...but that's what he is doing)

Posted by: jb at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (tpSOT)

151 86 should dogs be riding on helicopters

Posted by: DB at October 06, 2023 01:26 PM (geLO

I don't think so. At least not for a long period. The engine and transmission generate high-frequency noise that may be literal torture on a dog.

Posted by: GL at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (5fDan)

152 I'm pretty sure that Hillary would consider that high praise indeed.

/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS
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Knew her best friend as a prof and that would be true.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (4R3Gm)

153 The secret service covers up for presidents assaulting starlets and other transgressions. You really think hitting a dog is going to be the proverbial straw with these guys ? They're the modern Praetorian Guard.
Posted by: Promises Promises at October 06, 2023 01:29 PM (RT9wI)

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Actually the US Praetorian Guard is the FBI. They decide who is an acceptable candidate for public office now. They vet them for subservience to the deep state.

Now they are in the process of destroying the one mistake they made in the last 60 years. Not only the man, but any supporters too. See the previous post.

Posted by: rd at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (M+jS7)

154 They should ban him for having dogs at all. Three "bad" dogs in a row? For one thing you don't have a Shepherd as a lap dog; these guys are protectors.

Give them a cat. A cat will show them who's boss.

Posted by: PJ at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (G1dq6)

155 Opf men should be confined to a bed at all times.

(Not so much fun when I pick on commenters' typos, is it??!!? Now you know how I feel when you Literally Erase me from existence with your typo patrolling and HTML bullying.)
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2023 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

On my honor: I thought those were done on purpose to enable some gentle teasing.
Of course when the entire site goes blank I figure *someone* might have made a slight mistake...
(cough, yesterday, cough)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (tXlzM)

156 Who on earth didn't know this is exactly how his new puppy was going to wind up? GSD's and dogs like them are too smart to be tucked away until it's time for photo ops. They need constant stimulus and tasks, or they go neurotic. Case in point. If Biden had half a brain (and he doesn't) he'd have sent the pup off to a trainer, and then hired somebody to care for the dog in between photo ops. What a piece of shit this man is.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (zB/T/)

157 "They all smoke."
Yeah, you've got 'em now.
If only we had known.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (4PZHB)

158 Nah. It was Lightbringer's leaky asshole from all the big cocks rammed up there.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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A little decorum, please. I believe the polite term is 'Paddleboarding'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (XeU6L)

159 At the recent Bundessiegerzuchtschau Weltchampionat in Nuremberg, numerous handlers were rentners and other retirees in their 60''s and I believe even 70's. I didn't see one of them kick their GSD. Nor did any fall on them.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (wrDSd)

160 Hunter Biden's lawyers are claiming the plea deal they worked out with the US Attorney's Office in Delaware is still in force, so Hunter has immunity from the gun charges.
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:33 PM (RHGPo)
........

They working pro bono? I thought he owed them like $10 million.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

161 Why does he have a Nazi Shepard... everyone knows the history of those dogs....

Posted by: RealityMain at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (322FX)

162 I have never seen a puppy growl before.
Posted by: Halfhand

Some more vocal breeds do so to communicate but you have to pick up on the rest of their language. Our current dog tries to talk like Scooby Doo when she wants you to do something for her.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (4R3Gm)

163 No Mr. President, we do not sell Nightsticks or Billy Clubs.

Posted by: CHEWEY at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (2znMt)

164 That's kinda the same thing. Maybe your dog wasn't physically abused by the neighbor, but he was definitely provoked. And I'll wager the neighbor may have been abusive to the dog at some point, although maybe not physically.
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 06, 2023 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

ah that's fair. he was a grumpy fuck so i'm sure he's snapped verbally at it at least.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 06, 2023 01:38 PM (KZaqS)

165
(Not so much fun when I pick on commenters' typos, is it??!!? Now you know how I feel when you Literally Erase me from existence with your typo patrolling and HTML bullying.)
Posted by: ace at October 06, 2023 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

Awww look. Ewok be upset.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2023 01:38 PM (n+4am)

166 Theory: Barry's chef was killed because he refused to cook anymore dogs.
Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

You misspelled "to suck dick."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

167 You gotta quit kickin' my dog around. I'm over 29 but not old enough to have been alive when this was recorded:

https://tinyurl.com/ja5fw9ha

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 06, 2023 01:38 PM (bNf8H)

168 Of course when the entire site goes blank I figure *someone* might have made a slight mistake...

Could be worse. Could be Instapundit.
They don't have Pixy.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 01:38 PM (4PZHB)

169 OT: just closed the sale of mom's house

Thanks y'all for praying for us!

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 06, 2023 01:38 PM (UdnIw)

170 Wasn't it reported at some point that Bo, the Owebama's dog, shit all over the White House?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

They covered that up even faster than the bags of coke. Yeah, they found a giant turd in the West Wing, and tried to say it was a tour group or something. Another couple of tortured presidential dogs that probably met their end in a wok with a bunch of bok choi instead of a rescue ranch.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 06, 2023 01:39 PM (zB/T/)

171 Or Joe could have a border collie able to herd him.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:39 PM (HfNu5)

172 Looks like he swung his leg back to me.

Don’t mistake Biden’s feebleness for a a simple nudge.

Also looked like the follow through would've been Joe falling flat on his ass, but the video deprives us of finding out.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

173 Actually the US Praetorian Guard is the FBI. They decide who is an acceptable candidate for public office now. They vet them for subservience to the deep state.

Now they are in the process of destroying the one mistake they made in the last 60 years. Not only the man, but any supporters too. See the previous post.
Posted by: rd
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Praetorian guards were eventually eliminated too because they meddled too much and took to infighting over the brass ring.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:39 PM (4R3Gm)

174 Looks like the leash was in the way, but tbh I don't think this looks like a kick.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2023 01:39 PM (NpAcC)

175 Our current dog tries to talk like Scooby Doo when she wants you to do something for her.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (4R3Gm)
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Ruh roh!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ScR16)

176 All animals in the Whitehouse are kabuki theater... no one expects you to keep a dog when you're all about flying to L.A. from DC to get a hair cut.
Animals are not expected when you can't figure out how to walk of a stage either.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2023 01:39 PM (tXlzM)

177 I don't think Joe appreciates those dogs or has any affection for them. I think he owns them as part of his phony "tough guy" image.
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Next, you'll tell me that Bo wasn't actually a companion to Barky.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 01:39 PM (XeU6L)

178 Theory: Barry's chef was killed because he refused to cook anymore dogs.
Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

You misspelled "to suck dick."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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You both misspelled "to be lucky Pierre" with Barry and big Mike in the back.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 06, 2023 01:40 PM (17s+e)

179 That he’s had at least two dogs with behavior problems is yet more evidence of possible abuse.

Posted by: L - It's only a 5 1/2 hour drive from home to East Palestine, OH at October 06, 2023 01:24 PM (GshMh)

For me, this is the strongest evidence of animal abuse/neglect. Certainly stronger than that video. I'm curious what the FOIA request will reveal (if the request is approved [a big IF] ).

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (BdMk6)

180 All this talk of dogs and abuse and not mention of Sam Brinton?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

181
Could be worse. Could be Instapundit.
They don't have Pixy.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 01:38 PM (4PZHB)

PixyWare is like an old Volvo. Rarely runs WELL but always runs.

Until it doesn't, and the site goes down for a week with the vapors.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (n+4am)

182 150 hate to say this....but he ain't kickin' the dog in the vid...he's trying to guide it into the car with his leg. (PS: i despise biden...but that's what he is doing)
Posted by: jb at October 06, 2023 01:36 PM (tpSOT)

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I’m sure that’s the DU take

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (TONWR)

183 I came here to molest my daughter and punch puppies...and I don't know what shower she's in.

Aw yeah...Corn Pop was a bad dude

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (XqcwY)

184 I have never seen a puppy growl before.
Posted by: Halfhand

Some more vocal breeds do so to communicate but you have to pick up on the rest of their language. Our current dog tries to talk like Scooby Doo when she wants you to do something for her.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:37 PM (4R3Gm)

Even within the same breed dogs bark differently and vocalize a lot or not at all. I had one that was definitely a talker, her sister hardly made a sound. My new pup was hysterical - the first time she growled (2-3 months old) she scared herself! Looked around the room for who did that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (zB/T/)

185 If the House can get ahold of the surveillance from the WH, they will see the animal abuse.

And who dead-dropped Hunter's cocaine.

And how Joe is confined to a wheelchair outside of public.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (TzW+Y)

186 Ruh roh!
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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She is vocal enough to record several minutes of her trying to get her stupid humans to understand her. Used it on one telemarketer call for funnsies. They were freaked out.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (4R3Gm)

187 My ex MiL had a wonderful GSD, very obedient, that loved small children. When visiting, our kiddies would lay in front of the rec room TV with the dog. Poor old girl wandered off when the hip and age got to her, never to be seen again. MiL got an Afghan, truly one of the stupidest criitters ever.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (0EOe9)

188 Just our luck .. Biden breaks dozens of laws ... crickets

Biden kicks his dog .. impeachment

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

189 >>(PS: i despise biden...but that's what he is doing)

Posted by: jb

hmmm... yet your initials are 'jb'
verrry interesting

Posted by: DB at October 06, 2023 01:42 PM (geLO8)

190 186 Ruh roh!
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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She is vocal enough to record several minutes of her trying to get her stupid humans to understand her. Used it on one telemarketer call for funnsies. They were freaked out.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (4R3Gm)

that's awesome! LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

191 Also on the White House tapes are Joe dropping curse strings and the N-word

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 06, 2023 01:43 PM (TzW+Y)

192 Poor old girl wandered off when the hip and age got to her, never to be seen again.
____________

I wasn't sure if you were talking about the dog or your MiL. The last sentence cleared that up. Thanks.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:43 PM (lf83v)

193 I wonder who PETA is supporting for 2024.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

194 187 My ex MiL had a wonderful GSD, very obedient, that loved small children. When visiting, our kiddies would lay in front of the rec room TV with the dog. Poor old girl wandered off when the hip and age got to her, never to be seen again. MiL got an Afghan, truly one of the stupidest criitters ever.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (0EOe9)

From Afghanistan?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

195 Even within the same breed dogs bark differently and vocalize a lot or not at all. I had one that was definitely a talker, her sister hardly made a sound. My new pup was hysterical - the first time she growled (2-3 months old) she scared herself! Looked around the room for who did that.
Posted by: clutch cargo
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True. One of our other dog barks to establish his territory and demands people/dogs/deer to "respect muh authoritah!!!". He squeals like a puppy when he wants to play.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:43 PM (4R3Gm)

196 Maybe the President's dogs just aren't good listeners.

Posted by: IKE TURNER at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (2znMt)

197 I wouldn't be at all surprised if Biden mistreats the animals. But in that video, he just looks like he's nudging the dog toward the car. I have to nudge my cats away from the front door from time to time with a foot, much like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

Assuming he is only nudging the dog, the video is simply more evidence that Joe never has his big German Shepherds adequately trained to respond to commands by Joe or anyone else, in public spaces.

Posted by: GL at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (5fDan)

198 Just our luck .. Biden breaks dozens of laws ... crickets

Biden kicks his dog .. impeachment

Whatever works. I can actually see this being the trigger, because people like dogs a lot more than they like other people.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

199 Now that we have Biden kicking his dog, more Trump indictments will follow.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (lf83v)

200 >>170 Wasn't it reported at some point that Bo, the Owebama's dog, shit all over the White House?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Just like Joe shitting on the Pope's chair.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (l10hq)

201 Joe "Michael Vick" Biden

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (TzW+Y)

202 PixyWare is like an old Volvo. Rarely runs WELL but always runs.

Until it doesn't, and the site goes down for a week with the vapors.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 06, 2023 01:41 PM (n+4am
******
And we lose all old comments in the archived threads.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

203 Did Pixy break something with cancelling italicians?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

204 when i was a kid we had the friendliest dachshund terrier

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 06, 2023 01:28 PM (KZaqS)

Dachschunds are among the most aggressive dogs - they are bred for it. They go into holes after vicious animals.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (Mzdiz)

205 193 I wonder who PETA is supporting for 2024.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

https://tinyurl.com/mdnmkc25

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

206 We have a beagle / jack russell mix that is convinced he can talk. Modulates his pitch, different sounds. You can hear him get pissed when we don't "get it". He's a trip.

Posted by: Promises Promises at October 06, 2023 01:45 PM (RT9wI)

207 Looks like about XIII Roman emperors were executed by the Praetorians. A fellow could lose faith in an outfit like that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 01:45 PM (4PZHB)

208 How many presidents with dogs have actually been dog l9vers?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:46 PM (HfNu5)

209 203 Did Pixy break something with cancelling italicians?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

They claimed special status as minorities; that slant makes them disabled.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 01:46 PM (ynpvh)

210 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of the shower!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:46 PM (lf83v)

211 HTML bullying

HTML is white culture. Heil der Tischler Meister Landstreicher.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 06, 2023 01:46 PM (YA6th)

212 Hey Joe you gonna finish eating that dog or can I have the rest?

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 06, 2023 01:46 PM (XqcwY)

213 I totally agree clutch cargo. That Jerk of a president did not even take the time to research what type of dog would be good for this situation. And three in a row? Total wanton negligence.

Posted by: PJ at October 06, 2023 01:46 PM (G1dq6)

214 Lovers

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:47 PM (HfNu5)

215 Did Pixy break something with cancelling italicians?

Finally!

Posted by: Carthage at October 06, 2023 01:47 PM (XqcwY)

216 206 We have a beagle / jack russell mix that is convinced he can talk. Modulates his pitch, different sounds. You can hear him get pissed when we don't "get it". He's a trip.
Posted by: Promises Promises

There was some collar gizmo that would actually translate dog talk into humanese. Think it was invented in Japan by a guy that supposedly studied a bunch of different dog breeds to determine what they said and what it meant.

Good owners can do the same without the gizmo over time.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2023 01:47 PM (4R3Gm)

217 214 Lovers

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:47 PM (HfNu5)

Yes?

Posted by: Virginia: at October 06, 2023 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

218 I can fly a Sopwith Camel.

Posted by: Snoopy at October 06, 2023 01:47 PM (W8DZO)

219 Maybe the dogs are maladjusted from being exposed to crack cocaine all of their lives?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)

220 Did Pixy break something with cancelling italicians?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (2ocoG)

Ace will be here shortly to HTML bully you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

221 >>208 How many presidents with dogs have actually been dog l9vers?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

I bet Teddy Roosevelt loved dogs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:48 PM (l10hq)

222 Our German Shepherds were all trained Schutzhunds or protection dogs. We never had a problem with them biting without command.

Biden's dogs are abused.

Posted by: Archer at October 06, 2023 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

223 MiL got an Afghan, truly one of the stupidest criitters ever.
.......

My Mom had a Dalmation named "Dotty" that was exceptionally stupid, but very sweet. I miss her.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

224 If Fauci had no repercussions for having the faces eaten off his lab dogs by bugs, I doubt this is going to get much traction with the left.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:34 PM (l10hq)

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The thing is you were directly attacking Fauci. He could and did kill puppies without any outrage, because he is Saint Fauci of the CDC.

First you need to release just enough information to arouse the righteous anger at the cruel acts. Only after the outrage is widespread, then announce the villain of the piece.

Posted by: rd at October 06, 2023 01:49 PM (gGSOm)

225 Shit's Pants is just following in the footsteps of LBJ. Beagle Gate before their were Gates.

https://youtu.be/9CdiNxOmnTY

Posted by: lost in space at October 06, 2023 01:49 PM (0WYmJ)

226 221 >>208 How many presidents with dogs have actually been dog l9vers?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

I bet Teddy Roosevelt loved dogs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:48 PM (l10hq)

Barak surely did. Follow him for more recipes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

227
No re-education camp talk here, but really, how do you clean out the entire Justice Department, media, and everything else over run with these creatures?

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2023 01:49 PM (j4U/Z)

228 Divorced guy across the way in the complex got custody of the two Chiweenies. Those are the most comical, animated little dogs ever. I think our Jewells has one. Morning entertainment when he takes them out to relieve their shot glass size bladders.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2023 01:49 PM (0EOe9)

229 I can catch criminals.

Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 06, 2023 01:49 PM (W8DZO)

230 Looks like about XIII Roman emperors were executed by the Praetorians. A fellow could lose faith in an outfit like that.

If you don't have a rigid inheritance model you get a lot of strike on succession.

That was the idea ultimately behind "divine right". If God says only my first son can inherit it gives you some protection from your most competent lieutenants seizing power after you die.

The Roman royals didn't want to bother with that AND they didn't have an independent religious authority to enforce it.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2023 01:49 PM (XqcwY)

231 Good owners can do the same without the gizmo over time.

I figure it out by context. He hates it when the wife goes shopping. He's convinced that 5:00 pm is the proper dinner time rather than 6:00. He's not amused when I watch more than an hour of TV. And all humans should go to bed at 10:00. He is a mess.

Posted by: Promises Promises at October 06, 2023 01:50 PM (RT9wI)

232 229 I can catch criminals.

Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 06, 2023 01:49 PM (W8DZO)

Move over, choomer.

Posted by: McGruff, the Crime Dog at October 06, 2023 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

233 Shit's Pants is just following in the footsteps of LBJ. Beagle Gate before their were Gates.

Bill Gates was probably around then.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:50 PM (2ocoG)

234 Best dog I ever had (I've had dachsunds and black labs) was a Yorkshire Terrier. I got it for my daughter. It was smart, alert, loyal, very communicative and a shrewd tracker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:50 PM (lf83v)

235 “Not exaggerating when I say that a vote for any 3rd party candidate will put Trump back in the WH and destroy 247 years of Self Rule,” Rob Reiner tweeted on X Thursday.

Letting out his inner 14-year-old girl

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

236 I don't desire politicians who kick dogs. Or eat them. Or feed them to ravenous sand flies in a surreal parody of science. Whatever.

But I'm more immediately concerned about their crimes against humans, particularly me and mine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (0FoWg)

237 How many presidents with dogs have actually been dog lovers?
Posted by: That Northernlurker
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FDR certainly wasn't.

But, I think Barney was a genuine Bush family pet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (XeU6L)

238 We have a beagle that growled as a puppy. In hindsight it was foreshadowing. Nothing mean, and is the sweetest little thing you'd ever want to meet. But muleheaded as can be.

Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (ZLyax)

239 37 I thought the Clintons gave Socks the Cat to Betty Currie, Bill’s secretary?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (xTRSc)

240 Whenever I see a Dalmatian I ask what number are you?

Posted by: Stephen Wright at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (W8DZO)

241 German Sheperds are a bit stringy, best to go with something lazy and fat.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

242 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (aD39U)

243 How many presidents with dogs have actually been dog lovers?

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We talking "enjoys dogs" like most men, or "loves dogs" like the Biden men?

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (ZLyax)

244 You would think the "leader of the free world " would have an impeccably trained dog that knew how to walk on a leash and follow simple commands.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (3weuU)

245 235 “Not exaggerating when I say that a vote for any 3rd party candidate will put Trump back in the WH and destroy 247 years of Self Rule,” Rob Reiner tweeted on X Thursday.

Letting out his inner 14-year-old girl
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

========

Libertarian Party, here I come!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

246 Put an untrained GSD into an environment containing a constant flow of people who are indifferent (at best) or silently hostile to his/her (especially his) existence and somebody *will* get bit.

Its GSD way. They have egos and feelings.

And they have zero hecks to give.

It just pisses them off.

Posted by: chatgpt.404.liguistic.scraper.process at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (MkuC5)

247 As a boy I wanted a collie like Lassie or a GSD like Rin Tin Tin. Neither would have worked in a city apartment, even with a patio for us to play in; and our lease, I found out a few years later, didn't permit dogs or cats. Mom was sure the middle-aged couple in the upstairs apartment would squeal to the landlord if she were to get a dog or a cat. Once they moved out and Mom found the new tenant was not the squealing type, she moved fast and adopted a kitten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (J2vNu)

248 I thought the Clintons gave Socks the Cat to Betty Currie, Bill’s secretary?
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Socks was a stage prop, of sorts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (XeU6L)

249 He's just tenderizing them for Obama.

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (DWqKI)

250 My dog stares at me and grunts when she wants something.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (HfNu5)

251 I don't know if he loved her, but FDR married a dog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (0FoWg)

252 “Not exaggerating when I say that a vote for any 3rd party candidate will put Trump back in the WH and destroy 247 years of Self Rule,” Rob Reiner tweeted on X Thursday.

If by "on X" they mean "high on Ecstasy and meth".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (2ocoG)

253 That damn Timmy is stuck in the well again.

Posted by: Lassie at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (W8DZO)

254 off stupid AI sock

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (MkuC5)

255 >>229 I can catch criminals.
Posted by: Scooby Doo

Before or after servicing Thelma?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (l10hq)

256 >>>Maybe the President's dogs just aren't good listeners.
Posted by: IKE TURNER at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (2znMt)

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It's just poor messaging by this administration.

Posted by: Joe Manchin at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (hxUlu)

257 Isn't kicking dogs now a requirement to become an FBI agent?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (9hxVr)

258 “Not exaggerating when I say that a vote for any 3rd party candidate will put Trump back in the WH and destroy 247 years of Self Rule,” Rob Reiner tweeted on X Thursday.

-

I would be interested in hearing three ways Americans are more free since Biden took office.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (ZLyax)

259 How does Rob Reiner, the Eternal Peacenik, feel about giving billions for a war in Eastern Europe?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (lf83v)

260 I had a big Siamese tomcat with a cat vocabulary that was amazingly large. Would sit and try to have a conversation with me. I miss that big lug.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (BdMk6)

261 257 Isn't kicking dogs now a requirement to become an FBI agent?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (9hxVr)

No, but shooting them is part of the Pistol Qualifier.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (MkuC5)

262 258 I would be interested in hearing three ways Americans are more free since Biden took office.
Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (ZLyax)

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They're free from the tyranny of Trump refusing to fight covid. They're free from the tyranny of Trump not supporting trannies. They're free from Trump not getting us into a war with Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

263 253 That damn Timmy is stuck in the well again.

Posted by: Lassie at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (W8DZO)

https://youtu.be/EgTMvjsvFn0

Posted by: McGruff, the Crime Dog at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

264 In other news, Big Tit Donna is wearing her very tight purple dress today. Very nice.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (ufFY8)

265 I’d like to see Brandon try that shit with a Scottie.

His foot would get ripped off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (xTRSc)

266 You would think the "leader of the free world " would have an impeccably trained dog that knew how to walk on a leash and follow simple commands.
Posted by: nurse ratched

--

This is part of what is so puzzling about it. This man is a multimillionaire with contacts everywhere. People would train a dog for free just to put it on their website as an advertisement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (ZLyax)

267 How does Rob Reiner, the Eternal Peacenik, feel about giving billions for a war in Eastern Europe?

Remember Saint Cindy Sheehan? She refused to stop opposing the WoT when Barky was elected so he had her thrown in jail.

It was a lesson for the rest of the "antiwar" movement

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (XqcwY)

268 Apropos of nothing, the supersonic ejection pod developed for the B-58 Hustler was tested by ejecting live bears.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (aD39U)

269
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They're free from the tyranny of Trump refusing to fight covid. They're free from the tyranny of Trump not supporting trannies. They're free from Trump not getting us into a war with Russia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

They're free from earning a livable wage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

270 Dachschunds are among the most aggressive dogs - they are bred for it. They go into holes after vicious animals.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (Mzdiz)

As were Yorkies, to hunt vermin in factories and mines. They get branded as yappy little dogs but they have the hearts of lions. We've owned 5 1/2 of them and pound for pound they are as brave as any larger breed.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (E5KZ+)

271 I don't know if he loved her, but FDR married a dog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (0FoWg)

she was his cousin, they prolly wanted to keep the money in the fam.

In the latest biography of Eleanor, there's a pic of her visiting a Japanese internment camp. A young internee is looking up at the First Lady with a scared smile, as if to say: "Please don't hurt me or send me somewhere worse mama-san"

Posted by: kallisto at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (dCxaZ)

272 Corporal Rusty and I are the Army's pride and joy!

Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at October 06, 2023 01:55 PM (W8DZO)

273 [Runs in]
Happy birthday, Nurse! Godgrant you many years!

I heard there's cake. [looks around]
Any left??

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 06, 2023 01:55 PM (Rbu5d)

274
They're free from the tyranny of Trump refusing to fight covid. They're free from the tyranny of Trump not supporting trannies. They're free from Trump not getting us into a war with Russia.

This guy gets it!

Posted by: Some leftist reading 1984 as an instruction manual at October 06, 2023 01:55 PM (XqcwY)

275 257 Isn't kicking dogs now a requirement to become an FBI agent?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (9hxVr)

Dunno. Shooting 'em seems to be for many cops.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

276 As were Yorkies, to hunt vermin in factories and mines. They get branded as yappy little dogs but they have the hearts of lions. We've owned 5 1/2 of them and pound for pound they are as brave as any larger breed.
___________

Agreed.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:55 PM (lf83v)

277
https://youtu.be/EgTMvjsvFn0
Posted by: McGruff, the Crime Dog at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

The last 2 seconds of that video are the best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

278 They're free from earning a livable wage.

-

And free from being able to qualify for car loans and mortgages.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (ZLyax)

279 Apropos of nothing, the supersonic ejection pod developed for the B-58 Hustler was tested by ejecting live bears.

I swear to God Earl, I saw a bear on a parachute falling into the backyard. No I ain't been drinking again!

Posted by: Ear;e at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (XqcwY)

280 I had a big Siamese tomcat with a cat vocabulary that was amazingly large. Would sit and try to have a conversation with me. I miss that big lug.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (BdMk6)
........

Meow. (translation: Go ahead, take a nap if you dare)

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (v0R5T)

281 Are we at peak Biden yet or is there more to this nightmare?

Posted by: lost in space at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (0WYmJ)

282 You would think the "leader of the free world " would have an impeccably trained dog that knew how to walk on a leash and follow simple commands.
Posted by: nurse ratched

You'd think.

And when I'm leader, he will.

And those commands will be simple, and they will shock the conscience.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (0FoWg)

283 “Not exaggerating when I say that a vote for any 3rd party candidate will put Trump back in the WH and destroy 247 years of Self Rule,” Rob Reiner tweeted on X Thursday.
___

The Self Rule ship seems to have sailed a long time ago, Meathead.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (fs1hN)

284 We've owned 5 1/2 of them and pound for pound they are as brave as any larger breed.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (E5KZ+)

1/2?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

285 DC_Draino
@DC_Draino

Biden is celebrating the new jobs report showing 336,000, but when you actually break it down, it’s terrible:

70,000+ are Gov’t jobs

151,000 are part-time

Full time jobs actually went *down* 22,000

If someone has 2 part-time jobs, Biden counts that as 2 new jobs

DC Math!

https://tinyurl.com/3huj57h7

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2023 01:57 PM (NpAcC)

286 How does Rob Reiner, the Eternal Peacenik, feel about giving billions for a war in Eastern Europe?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 01:53 PM (lf83v)

Better yet, how is it this idiot even gets air time? Who the EFF cares what this asswipe says?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2023 01:57 PM (uSHSS)

287 1/2?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Obama owned the the other half.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:57 PM (HfNu5)

288 285 If someone has 2 part-time jobs, Biden counts that as 2 new jobs

DC Math!

https://tinyurl.com/3huj57h7
Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2023 01:57 PM (NpAcC)

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And it'll be revised down by a couple hundred thousand in a month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

289 Leftists: America was built on racism

Also Leftists: America is racist

Also, also leftists: We can't change anything about America...it might end up racist!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2023 01:58 PM (XqcwY)

290 "and destroy 247 years of Self Rule"
___________________

Bwahahahahaaahhhhaaa!

Posted by: The Trilateral Commission at October 06, 2023 01:58 PM (lf83v)

291 Army Goes After Elite Warriors- Plans to Cut Special Operation Forces by Nearly 3,000

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 01:58 PM (l10hq)

292 Hunter Biden's lawyers are claiming the plea deal they worked out with the US Attorney's Office in Delaware is still in force, so Hunter has immunity from the gun charges.
Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 01:33 PM (RHGPo)

And why not, since his is under little risk for the near future of being hauled before some House impeachment inquiry

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 01:58 PM (xhaym)

293 I had a big Siamese tomcat with a cat vocabulary that was amazingly large. Would sit and try to have a conversation with me. I miss that big lug.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 06, 2023

***
Marie-Antoinette the queenly black cat knew any variation on her name -- Marie, Twa-nette, etc. One evening she was sitting on my lap, and a character on TV mentioned the famous French queen. Marie looked sharply at the box, as if thinking, "Who's calling me?"

The odd thing: It probably wasn't the name her first human companion gave her. The cat was rescued in the French Quarter, nicknamed that, and then given to Linda. So Marie adjusted to the new combination of sounds.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:58 PM (J2vNu)

294 And those commands will be simple, and they will shock the conscience.

“Defenestrate.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 06, 2023 01:59 PM (YA6th)

295 1/2?

Like getting a half a beef, but a lot less.

Posted by: Promises Promises at October 06, 2023 01:59 PM (RT9wI)

296
Obama owned the the other half.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 01:57 PM (HfNu5)

Oh. I was assuming Catdog.

https://youtu.be/54Afdxd6sUQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

297 285 DC_Draino
@DC_Draino

Biden is celebrating the new jobs report showing 336,000, but when you actually break it down, it’s terrible:

70,000+ are Gov’t jobs

151,000 are part-time

Full time jobs actually went *down* 22,000

If someone has 2 part-time jobs, Biden counts that as 2 new jobs

DC Math!

https://tinyurl.com/3huj57h7

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2023 01:57 PM (NpAcC)

I cooked four chicken quarters the other day; that must count as a chicken, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

298 I've had friends with daschunds and yorkies. I've never wanted one, but I always enjoyed being around them. And if something ever happened and they needed us to take them on I would've in a heartbeat.

Like was said, 80 pounds of heart in a 12 pound dog.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 01:59 PM (ZLyax)

299 I was kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Marmaduke at October 06, 2023 01:59 PM (W8DZO)

300 No such thing as a bad dog just bad owners. Then Bidens are shit people. Hence bad dogs.

Posted by: Montec at October 06, 2023 01:59 PM (rbIzl)

301 outta here, friends
gotta go to the doctor so they can shove lights and a camera crew up the old wazoo- here's hoping they don't find anything

Posted by: DB at October 06, 2023 02:00 PM (geLO8)

302 We've owned 5 1/2 of them and pound for pound they are as brave as any larger breed.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 06, 2023 01:54 PM (E5KZ+)

1/2?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 06, 2023 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

1/2 Yorkie 1/2 Chihuahua named Tralfaz.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 06, 2023 02:00 PM (E5KZ+)

303 5/5 use of "look, fat" the greatest bidenism

Posted by: Uncle Dufus at October 06, 2023 02:00 PM (Udlax)

304 outta here, friends
gotta go to the doctor so they can shove lights and a camera crew up the old wazoo- here's hoping they don't find anything
Posted by: DB

--

Good luck. Best nap you'll ever have.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 02:00 PM (ZLyax)

305 wrt the Bidens, Scranton hasn't sent us their best (I hope). This guy is a reprehensible derelict.

Posted by: Ex GOP at October 06, 2023 02:00 PM (qS8WV)

306 Army Goes After Elite Warriors- Plans to Cut Special Operation Forces by Nearly 3,000
_________

Because they refuse to change standards to admit women and minorities who can't meet those standards.

The Woke Generals are winning.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 02:00 PM (lf83v)

307 >>>Maybe the President's dogs just aren't good listeners.
Posted by: IKE TURNER at October 06, 2023 01:44 PM (2znMt)

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It's just poor messaging by this administration.
Posted by: Joe Manchin
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Biden failed to position them for success.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 02:01 PM (XeU6L)

308 A guy that can't handle a dog should not be president. Just sayin. Its like having a president that can't throw a baseball.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 06, 2023 02:01 PM (Wg6v7)

309
The Woke Generals are winning.

At this point a weaker military is a better military for Americans - the DoD is more likely to come after us then it is to attack a foreign enemy.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2023 02:01 PM (XqcwY)

310 285 DC_Draino
@DC_Draino

Biden is celebrating the new jobs report showing 336,000, but when you actually break it down, it’s terrible:

70,000+ are Gov’t jobs

151,000 are part-time

Full time jobs actually went *down* 22,000

If someone has 2 part-time jobs, Biden counts that as 2 new jobs

DC Math!

https://tinyurl.com/3huj57h7
Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2023 01:57 PM (NpAcC)

Can't wait for those to be unexpectedly revised down in a few months.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 06, 2023 02:01 PM (KbCG3)

311 306 Army Goes After Elite Warriors- Plans to Cut Special Operation Forces by Nearly 3,000
_________

Because they refuse to change standards to admit women and minorities who can't meet those standards.

The Woke Generals are winning.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 02:00 PM (lf83v)

========

How are they going to crush us?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

312 "Not exaggerating when I say that a vote for any 3rd party candidate will put Trump back in the WH and destroy 247 years of Self Rule," Rob Reiner tweeted on X Thursday.

Trump IS the 3rd party candidate, Numbnuts. I know it's subtle, but clever people like you should be able to appreciate the distinction by now, one would think.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 06, 2023 02:01 PM (aXxgO)

313 In the city ghetto I saw a young guy with a pit bull being 'walked' with a heavy duty chain and a collar with spikes. Good dog for Uncle Joe, ruling the White House, keeping the staff scared of him.

Posted by: Colin at October 06, 2023 02:02 PM (bOfbg)

314
*Scranton hasn't sent us their best*

The Office has entered the chat.

Posted by: Michael Scott at October 06, 2023 02:02 PM (W8DZO)

315 5/5 use of "look, fat" the greatest bidenism

The "no malarkey tour" was pretty good too. It sounded like he was campaigning for President in 1920 instead of 2020.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 06, 2023 02:02 PM (2ocoG)

316 Has Commander ever hummed Kamala's leg?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023 02:02 PM (HfNu5)

317 What kinds of jobs were added?
Entirely part-time (+151k);
in fact, we LOST full-time jobs (-22k);
last 3 months have seen part-time jump 1.2 million while full-time fell 700k (most since lockdowns);
double counting of multiple jobholders (123k) was 37% of job gains...

Posted by: SMOD at October 06, 2023 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

318 >>309
The Woke Generals are winning.

At this point a weaker military is a better military for Americans - the DoD is more likely to come after us then it is to attack a foreign enemy.
Posted by: 18-1

Better on our side then the Uniparty's.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 02:03 PM (l10hq)

319 That damn Timmy is stuck in the well again.
Posted by: Lassie at October 06, 2023

***
Hey, when I lived with Lassie, I at least was smart enough to stay out of wells.

Posted by: Jeff Miller at October 06, 2023 02:03 PM (J2vNu)

320 More than anything, Biden is reminding me of the mean, old, demented guy that lived down the street when you were a kid and all your friends were scared of.

Posted by: Ripley at October 06, 2023 02:03 PM (JojsZ)

321 Jobs? I've given lots of jobs.

Posted by: Comma Lah at October 06, 2023 02:03 PM (W8DZO)

322 Has Commander ever hummed Kamala's leg?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at October 06, 2023

***
No, but Kamala has hummed Willie Brown's.

Posted by: Jeff Miller at October 06, 2023 02:03 PM (J2vNu)

323 How are they going to crush us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

With private contractors, flush with several thousand new hires.

*Wagner-Style*

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 06, 2023 02:04 PM (MkuC5)

324 Has Commander ever hummed Kamala's leg?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Has Kamala ever humped Biden's leg?

Posted by: lost in space at October 06, 2023 02:04 PM (0WYmJ)

325 321 Jobs? I've given lots of jobs.

Posted by: Comma Lah at October 06, 2023 02:03 PM (W8DZO)

Maybe she could be the jobs Czar...blowjobs, handjobs, titjobs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 02:04 PM (ynpvh)

326 I don't know if he loved her, but FDR married a dog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 01:52 PM (0FoWg)

she was his cousin, they prolly wanted to keep the money in the fam.
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Remember, FDR's side-piece, Lucy Mercer, moved into the WH.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2023 02:04 PM (XeU6L)

327 That damn Timmy is stuck in the well again.
____________

That's why June Lockhart said "Screw this", married into the Robinson family and got lost in space.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 02:04 PM (lf83v)

328 The odd thing: It probably wasn't the name her first human companion gave her. The cat was rescued in the French Quarter, nicknamed that, and then given to Linda. So Marie adjusted to the new combination of sounds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:58 PM (J2vNu)

We give cats names as a courtesy, so they can ignore us on purpose.

I have a rescue cat I named Chloe, the lady who had her before, I discover, had named her Mandy, and the owner before that named her Apple.
She answers to Chloe, and does like my wife, though she will follow me around and talk until she gets bored with me not understanding.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 02:04 PM (xhaym)

329 My sister has the most unfriendly dog I've ever encountered. When she brought it home as a puppy from the shelter years ago, it growled at everyone (but her). I have never seen a puppy growl before.
Posted by: Halfhand at October 06, 2023 01:35 PM (87w4A)

Shelter dogs will latch onto whoever rescues them. Wife got a stray off the street. He would lay with her on the couch. At a minimum he would give me the stink eye if I walked by. Growling happened quite often.

Posted by: WOPR at October 06, 2023 02:04 PM (WFJRS)

330 Saw the video of Sundowner kicking his dog, I said on Cafe he had to be abusing the dog for it to be biting people

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2023 02:05 PM (yNyhm)

331 Wait, y'all still haven't figured out why they're bringing in all of these military aged men from other countries before lamenting needing to find "a path for citizenship" for them?

It's not rocket science.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 02:05 PM (ZLyax)

332 328 The odd thing: It probably wasn't the name her first human companion gave her. The cat was rescued in the French Quarter, nicknamed that, and then given to Linda. So Marie adjusted to the new combination of sounds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 01:58 PM (J2vNu)

We give cats names as a courtesy, so they can ignore us on purpose.

I have a rescue cat I named Chloe, the lady who had her before, I discover, had named her Mandy, and the owner before that named her Apple.
She answers to Chloe, and does like my wife, though she will follow me around and talk until she gets bored with me not understanding.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 02:04 PM (xhaym)

One of the cats we have tries to say "water", which means he wants someone to turn on a faucet so he can drink from it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

333 Joe Biden was the model that Toy Story used for that neighbor Sid kid.

Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2023 02:05 PM (rqgpJ)

334 All dogs have three names, the name we give them, the name other dogs know them by, and the name only their mother knows.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (aD39U)

335 You'd think with the statistics on how much 'we' think about Rome, more people would know that the last king was Tarquin The Proud in 509.

B.C.

244 A.U.C.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (4PZHB)

336 @324

"COMMANDER!!!!!"

"..."

"I just don't get it..."

"Every time that woman walks in the room, he bites somebody...."

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (MkuC5)

337 333 Joe Biden was the model that Toy Story used for that neighbor Sid kid.

Posted by: Roy at October 06, 2023 02:05 PM (rqgpJ)

Explains the transgender barbie over there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

338 331 Wait, y'all still haven't figured out why they're bringing in all of these military aged men from other countries before lamenting needing to find "a path for citizenship" for them?

It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 02:05 PM (ZLyax)

========

There are a few logic steps missing from, "import military aged men en masse," to "brand new army loyal to the President personally."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

339 That's why June Lockhart said "Screw this", married into the Robinson family and got lost in space.
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I never liked Lost In Space. Even as a kid I thought it stupid and faggy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (Wg6v7)

340 OT/ Apparently SCOTUS isn't going to take the case of Pro-lifers asking for the $2M in fines imposed by the Left for revealing their abortion dealings. LifeSiteNews. The left used RICO to protest actual journalistic exposure of their malfeasance.

And has PP ever been punished for selling baby body parts?

It's like exposing the Truth no longer matters.

Posted by: Iris at October 06, 2023 02:07 PM (n3DL0)

341 339 That's why June Lockhart said "Screw this", married into the Robinson family and got lost in space.
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I never liked Lost In Space. Even as a kid I thought it stupid and faggy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (Wg6v7)

I'm sure the most recent version was even more so, literally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

342 All dogs have three names, the name we give them, the name other dogs know them by, and the name only their mother knows.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (aD39U)

"son-of-a-bitch" would fit all three stances

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 02:07 PM (xhaym)

343 Shelter dogs will latch onto whoever rescues them. Wife got a stray off the street. He would lay with her on the couch. At a minimum he would give me the stink eye if I walked by. Growling happened quite often.
Posted by: WOPR at October 06, 2023

***
The late Angelique, the creamy puffball Siberian, would jump in your lap without prompting. But if you shifted your leg, she'd growl . . . and didn't leave. It was clearly, "I'm comfortable! Don't you dare move!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

344 We own a 110 lb Working Line German Shepherd Dog. He is a handsome doggo, and loves to work and play. The key thing to remember about GSDs, they need mental stimulation and exercise, daily, or they eat your house. He is just a great dog and loves people, but not other dogs? It's the alpha dog thing. But, he has never hurt anyone, and never will. Everyone he meets, automatically becomes one of his pack that he will protect. All dogs need is love, exercise, and bacon, and they will be your friend and protector. It sucks that they only stay in your lives too short of time.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 06, 2023 02:07 PM (+m+OW)

345 338 331 Wait, y'all still haven't figured out why they're bringing in all of these military aged men from other countries before lamenting needing to find "a path for citizenship" for them?

It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 02:05 PM (ZLyax)

========

There are a few logic steps missing from, "import military aged men en masse," to "brand new army loyal to the President personally."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

They're trying TJM. They may be the dented incest-baby version of 20th century revolutionary-dictators, but they're trying.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 06, 2023 02:08 PM (eYoxG)

346 For me, the name "Hunter" was a better name for a dog than a son.

A because of his drug addiction, Hunter never became a Commander.

Ironic.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 06, 2023 02:08 PM (lf83v)

347 I certainly wouldn't consider that a Judo kick. But on the other hand, maybe that's the best he could execute a Judo kick.
Personally, I think he was just trying to tenderize the canine for his old boss...

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 06, 2023 02:08 PM (R2gO3)

348 There are a few logic steps missing from, "import military aged men en masse," to "brand new army loyal to the President personally."

-

They don't have to be loyal to the president. They just have to have cash (or a pension-equivalent) dangled in front of them. For people from places without toilets and running water, that's probably $1000.

We comment on the phenomenon all the time with cops and FBI and other government employees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 02:09 PM (ZLyax)

349 One of the cats we have tries to say "water", which means he wants someone to turn on a faucet so he can drink from it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023

***
Wolf the late black cat loved to drink from the bathroom tap. He'd climb up and stand with his front paws in the bowl, squeak, and look at me. Stirling does the exact same thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2023 02:10 PM (J2vNu)

350 And I'll leave it to the suits down at the Dog College to figure out how to train the Canary Islands mastiffs to do, you know, the thing... but whichever one is the first in his class will be the Resolute Dog each year, and then go into retirement at the Dog College as the Dog Emeritus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2023 02:10 PM (0FoWg)

351 339 That's why June Lockhart said "Screw this", married into the Robinson family and got lost in space.
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I never liked Lost In Space. Even as a kid I thought it stupid and faggy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (Wg6v7)

Speaking of Lost in Space, that's our POTUS!!

And now we've come full-circle...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 06, 2023 02:11 PM (wtvvX)

352 348 There are a few logic steps missing from, "import military aged men en masse," to "brand new army loyal to the President personally."

-

They don't have to be loyal to the president. They just have to have cash (or a pension-equivalent) dangled in front of them. For people from places without toilets and running water, that's probably $1000.

We comment on the phenomenon all the time with cops and FBI and other government employees.
Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 02:09 PM (ZLyax)

Soldiers in the US-backed Iraqi and Afghan governments were paid too. Maintaining military control is a little more involved than a bit of cash.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 06, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

353 346 For me, the name "Hunter" was a better name for a dog than a son.
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Hunter is his first wife's maiden name. There is a Hunter's Diner in Auburn, NY, that was owned by the family. Old school metal diner. Breakfast was okay. Yankees never offer cream with the coffee they sell you. They really like to torture themselves by denying themselves essentials like sugar and cream. Fucktards.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 06, 2023 02:11 PM (Wg6v7)

354 On a happier note, there have been a number of flocks of geese honking their way South over Beartooth manor this morning.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 06, 2023 02:11 PM (E5KZ+)

355 There are a few logic steps missing from, "import military aged men en masse," to "brand new army loyal to the President personally."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, having ranked the John Huston movies at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah.
If you are fleeing oppression and violence to seek asylum, you bring your families. If you are invading, you only send military aged and fit men.
Guess what 80% of the border crossers are?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2023 02:12 PM (uSHSS)

356 Come to think of it, I believe "let them serve in the military" was one of the True Conservative suggestions back during Obama's terms for suggestions on how illegals could "earn" citizenship.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 06, 2023 02:12 PM (ZLyax)

357 How Dogs also react to Obama...
https://is.gd/frQpGf

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

358 I have a Coton. 10 years old this week, and he’s an aggressive little dog. He is even aggressive with me if I startle him. He is that much of a scaredy-cat. He is my husband’s loyal slave, and I am Wrigley’s loyal servant.
I don’t think doing Biden is doing anything more than trying to handle the dog into the limo. Do I think Biden abuses the dog in private? Very probably.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 06, 2023 02:12 PM (CCcN5)

359 Our 35lb female border Collie mix is alpha bitch and the rest of the pack respect that.

Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2023 02:12 PM (8erNz)

360 nood Hilary

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 06, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd)

361 Dark Biden should have had his nazi dog next to him during his red light speech. More authentic.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 06, 2023 02:13 PM (l10hq)

362 That photo of the dog being abused by the Pentagon bastard, Frederick Douglass, whatever.

That makes my blood boil.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 06, 2023 02:13 PM (CCcN5)

363 On a happier note, there have been a number of flocks of geese honking their way South over Beartooth manor this morning.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 06, 2023 02:11 PM (E5KZ+)

Here as well. Saw my first big V of geese...about 40-50 just the other day.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 06, 2023 02:13 PM (uSHSS)

364 Joey ate all of Commander's food straight from the can when he found out it tasted better than Dr. Jill's cooking. Commander naturally got low blood sugar and a nasty attitude. Which is why Joe was forced to teach him who was boss.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 06, 2023 02:13 PM (OZjDX)

365 Never underestimate the brains of a border collie

Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2023 02:14 PM (8erNz)

366 360 nood Hilary

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 06, 2023 02:13 PM (xcxpd)

Bring eye bleach.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2023 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

367 If you are invading, you only send military aged and fit men.
Guess what 80% of the border crossers are?
----------------
Might be why there are 50 missing children in Cleveland. Latino culture encourages kidnapping of the wee ones as prelude to marriage. More correctly, this is Indios culture with Spanish characteristics.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 06, 2023 02:15 PM (Wg6v7)

368 The geese here don't GO anywhere they just stay and shit all over the place.

Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2023 02:16 PM (8erNz)

369 I never liked Lost In Space. Even as a kid I thought it stupid and faggy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (Wg6v7)

I hated it too. The main reason is it went against human nature. In the situation they were in, Dr Smith would have been shot dead within the first three episodes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 06, 2023 02:19 PM (BdMk6)

370 Never underestimate the brains of a border collie
Posted by: JEM at October 06, 2023 02:14 PM (8erNz)

You don't want to get a pack of more than five of them together at once, or they wind up developing FTL drive, or something similar

Fun fact, Satoshi Nakamoto is actually an assumed name adopted by 8 Border Collies living in Napa Idaho.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 06, 2023 02:20 PM (xhaym)

371 348 There are a few logic steps missing from, "import military aged men en masse," to "brand new army loyal to the President personally."
-
They don't have to be loyal to the president. They just have to have cash (or a pension-equivalent) dangled in front of them. For people from places without toilets and running water, that's probably $1000.

We comment on the phenomenon all the time with cops and FBI and other government employees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges
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Why do I see this scenario working out like the loyalty of the Al Pacino character in Scarface?

Posted by: rd at October 06, 2023 02:20 PM (J7QoB)

372 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 06, 2023 02:21 PM (krqg6)

373 I never liked Lost In Space. Even as a kid I thought it stupid and faggy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 06, 2023 02:06 PM (Wg6v7)

Great opening theme song though!

Posted by: Archer at October 06, 2023 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

374 Which FOIA exemption is used the most?

Exemption (b)(3) protects from disclosure material(s), the disclosure of which is prohibited by another statute.

WUT?
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The lowest grade level person in an administrative office most often prepares FOIA responses. They are given a sheet of exemptions, above for example, and access to the copy machine. Yes, somewhere there's an attorney assigned to oversee (complicated) Qs regarding FOIA responses. Aside from that..... heh.

BTW, another popular exemption, (b)(6), permits the government to withhold all information about individuals in "personnel and medical files and similar files" when the disclosure of such information "would constitute a clearly unwarranted invasion of personal privacy."

Posted by: L - It's only a 5 1/2 hour drive from home to East Palestine, OH at October 06, 2023 02:22 PM (GshMh)

375 From an early age I realized Dr. Smith was a dick.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 06, 2023 02:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

376 Waiting for Joe Biden to extend Executive Privilege to his dogs.

Posted by: Socratease at October 06, 2023 02:32 PM (nK5nK)

377 360 nood Hilary
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EWWWWWWWWW!!! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 06, 2023 03:40 PM (JNTt1)

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