Cat Beef Cafe

Utah, by @v_outdoors

Little mini-GAINZZZ for you: Why bother spending $600 on a treadmill, when you can accomplish the same thing by coating a smooth floor with olive oil? It's such a great idea I'm angry that I didn't think of it first.

Gym idiots -- who's more at fault here?

Deer scores a goal and then celebrates. Calm down, kid. Don't let them know it's your first time.

Antarctic snow-bats in a fashion parade.

"But the monkey started it!" -- C. Kramer, author of Amazing Bear Attacks

A bird visits the local Home Depooch.

The Master of the House will take his breakfast now.

Cats hearing a can open.

Supposedly this shows a ghost, but I think it's probably just CGI.

Smooth.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/QTCR5mfRV4
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 4, 2023

Family dinner.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/2EIhA6xqCy
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 4, 2023

So lifelike!

Happy World Animal Day! 🎉

To celebrate this day, please share a picture of your sweet pet(s) in the comments. 😊#WorldAnimalDay pic.twitter.com/WozOZKXEyk
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 4, 2023

Cats having all kinds of beef:

pic.twitter.com/Zn3SW2Gjf1
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 3, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

Comments

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1 Fir a t?

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2023 07:33 PM (msOjW)

2 On the topic of Family Motto's: I think my families motto was Immer Essen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2023 07:34 PM (S6gqv)

3 I'm such a rookie.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 05, 2023 07:34 PM (aD39U)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2023 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

5 I see Big Penguin is back.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 05, 2023 07:35 PM (aD39U)

6 Willowed:

214 I linked to the dog kicking story a couple of threads ago.

But I've been at work so couldn't follow up.

My theory is the building of 20 measly miles of border wall is flack to distract from the bombshell report of him hitting and kicking his dogs.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 05, 2023 07:32 PM (RLLZj)

Posted by: Just Lily at October 05, 2023 07:36 PM (RLLZj)

7 Nooded.

Posted by: Cosda at October 05, 2023 07:36 PM (msOjW)

8 Deer scoring a goal has to have watched humans do it

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2023 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

9 Our family uses "Semper Ubi Sub Ubi" but I prefer the simpler "Don't Get Caught"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 05, 2023 07:38 PM (lDb9g)

10 "214 I linked to the dog kicking story a couple of threads ago."

Uhh I missed the story but don't tell me Joe kicked his dog.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2023 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

11 Big Penguin FTW

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2023 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

12 I am finally getting to the point where I can get myself some new dogs. I probably should take off my black arm band too, I guess. It's been a year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 05, 2023 07:40 PM (lDb9g)

13 Romanes Eunt Domus.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 05, 2023 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

14 Uhh I missed the story but don't tell me Joe kicked his dog.
Posted by: fd at October 05, 2023 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

I know, right?

Kindly Joe!?!

Posted by: Just Lily at October 05, 2023 07:40 PM (RLLZj)

15 "We see here the lesser know depilator bird..."

You get a whole flock of those in your neighborhood and no body would have to take their dog to the pet salon ever again.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 07:40 PM (ou9hh)

16 Pandas.

I can’t think of anything they are good for except maybe as food and the occasional rug for the entrance way.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 05, 2023 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

17 Does the FBI allow Maga-ites to own dogs?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 05, 2023 07:40 PM (lDb9g)

18 "Pandas.

I can’t think of anything they are good for except maybe as food and the occasional rug for the entrance way."

I want to see what would happen if their keepers actually tried feeding them meat.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 07:41 PM (ou9hh)

19 They needed to get that dog away from Joe. He has enough problems without the possibility of having to explain why he has a dog bite on his face.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 05, 2023 07:42 PM (lDb9g)

20 That little bird is going to have the comfiest nest ever.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2023 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

21 Good evening, horde!

That is one beautiful view in Utah.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 05, 2023 07:43 PM (OX9vb)

22 I can't get a Yak in the Cafe but a whole lot of us are going to be enjoying each other's company real soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 07:44 PM (9yVnt)

23 Sundowner's dog has to be treated badly to be biting people

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2023 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

24 I want to see what would happen if their keepers actually tried feeding them meat.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 07:41 PM (ou9hh)

Never let a panda taste blood.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 05, 2023 07:45 PM (aD39U)

25 Ben wish you all have a perfect weather day

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2023 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

26 Weighlifting at the pool...OUCH and OUCH again, and OUCH. Ahoy, Matey! Drop the Anchor!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2023 07:45 PM (ynpvh)

27 My 🐕‍🦺 Bruno is 4 today.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2023 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

28 Deer shoots.. he scores... he dances!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 05, 2023 07:46 PM (lDb9g)

29 And the Panda family dinner doesn't have a blue-haired niece bitchsplaining how they are all racists.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 05, 2023 07:46 PM (brAQZ)

30 Ben Had, Salty, and all attending: May you have a wonderful, safe (Col. Cooper, nudge, nudge) hilarious, delicious, belly-laugh-inducing, and overall hyper cromulent MoMe!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 05, 2023 07:46 PM (PiwSw)

31
I'm surprised that no one has pointed out that the fur-plucking bird is a Titmouse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 07:47 PM (XeU6L)

32 I worked a solid 5 hours today. I’m exhausted. Tomorrow it’s back to my usual routine of 2-3 hours of actual work interspersed during a day of fucking off.

Posted by: Montec at October 05, 2023 07:48 PM (2VrA9)

33 Where is the MoMe?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 05, 2023 07:48 PM (l312u)

34 Did you get my email Ben Had? Now I have to replace a CV joint and Bruno wants to stay with Mrs f'd.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2023 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

35 Skip, Thank you so much. A hundred Morons with guns and ammo need to shoot.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 07:49 PM (9yVnt)

36 The Texas MoMe is legendary good fun, or so I have heard. Bless all attendees!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 05, 2023 07:49 PM (lDb9g)

37 https://pjmedia.com/outrage report biden kicks punches

Just found this, someone else thinks Sundowner abuses his dogs

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2023 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

38 >>>22 I can't get a Yak in the Cafe but a whole lot of us are going to be enjoying each other's company real soon.

I'll see if i can find some Yak-related content for tomorrow. No promises though. I've honestly never seen any yak clips.

Posted by: ace at October 05, 2023 07:50 PM (KRtlO)

39 Kitten and young dog buddies -- no sound unfortunately.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7erjj8

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 05, 2023 07:51 PM (krqg6)

40 "That little bird is going to have the comfiest nest ever.
Posted by: wth "

Until it rains, then it's going to smell like wet dog.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 07:52 PM (ou9hh)

41 A musical yak plays a yakkity sax.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2023 07:53 PM (BJEtz)

42 "That little bird is going to have the comfiest nest ever.
Posted by: wth "

Until it rains, then it's going to smell like wet dog.

Should keep the cats away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 05, 2023 07:53 PM (Bd6X8)

43 Back in about 1952 my sister (older) and I created a skating rink in the bathroom. Concrete slab floor (Jinja in darkest Africa). Pail. Water, lots of water. Bar of kitchen soap. Great fun until the pail of water tipped over. Then the water flowed under the door and into the living room which floor my Mum had wax-polished by hand on her knees, just a few hours earlier before going shopping. Man were we in trouble. Good thing Mum did not swear or I would have learnt a few new ones.

Posted by: Ciampino - water water everywhere at October 05, 2023 07:53 PM (qfLjt)

44 40 "That little bird is going to have the comfiest nest ever.
Posted by: wth "

Until it rains, then it's going to smell like wet dog.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 07:52 PM (ou9hh)

Even after rain, and after the chicks hatch and foul up the dog-fur nest, it'll still smell better than "The Streets of San Francisco".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2023 07:54 PM (ynpvh)

45 Shadout the MoMe is laugh until.you cry, eat until you are stuffed and shoot until you are tired.

I can never express the joy it brings

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 07:54 PM (9yVnt)

46 38 >>>22 I can't get a Yak in the Cafe but a whole lot of us are going to be enjoying each other's company real soon.

I'll see if i can find some Yak-related content for tomorrow. No promises though. I've honestly never seen any yak clips.

Posted by: ace at October 05, 2023 07:50 PM (KRtlO)
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Ace, do llamas and just label them yaks.

Posted by: Carl from Jimmy Neutron at October 05, 2023 07:56 PM (qfLjt)

47 Look up yurts for yak uses.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2023 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

48 When our cats were still alive they associated crinkled aluminum with their yogurt treat.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2023 07:58 PM (fwDg9)

49 ace. No problem. Yaks don't do cute shit. They are utilitarian in a non utilitarian world

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 07:59 PM (9yVnt)

50 I worked a solid 5 hours today. I’m exhausted. Tomorrow it’s back to my usual routine of 2-3 hours of actual work interspersed during a day of fucking off.
Posted by: Montec

Man!
You need to retire...
or get a gummint job.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 07:59 PM (cPGH3)

51 Nice photo but it looks to me like the saturation has been over emphasized ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 07:59 PM (tA1/w)

52 Cosmo Kramer - also the author of Astonishing Tales of the Sea.

Posted by: pilot141 at October 05, 2023 07:59 PM (JlOBj)

53 Look up yurts for yak uses.
Posted by: fd
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Butter, the 'organic' market is ripe for Yak butter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 07:59 PM (XeU6L)

54 Oh.. wait...

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:00 PM (cPGH3)

55 Cosmo Kramer - also the author of Astonishing Tales of the Sea.
Posted by: pilot141
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A coffee table book?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:01 PM (XeU6L)

56 I searched for "yak" and "yaks" on Twitter. The word must mean prostitute or vagina in Turkish, because all I'm getting is ads for Turkish whores.

Posted by: ace at October 05, 2023 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

57 Delicious Yak burgers available in Kallispell at the Hops Downtown Grill.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 08:02 PM (tA1/w)

58 Trying to change it up tonight and having a glass of wine.

I don't like wine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 08:02 PM (XV/Pl)

59 https://tinyurl.com/38rcs63p

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:03 PM (cPGH3)

60 We used to slide around in socks on freshly hand- waxed floors

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 05, 2023 08:03 PM (vHIgi)

61 My search "milking yaks" yielded little... of use.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:04 PM (cPGH3)

62 because all I'm getting is ads for Turkish whores.
Posted by: ace at October 05, 2023 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

I can imagine all the morons noting this in case there ever need to come up with a similar "excuse" for some ads on their screens..

**snort**

Posted by: Iris at October 05, 2023 08:04 PM (n3DL0)

63 61 My search "milking yaks" yielded little... of use.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:04 PM (cPGH3)

Try Yak Cheese.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2023 08:05 PM (ynpvh)

64 I searched for "yak" and "yaks" on Twitter. The word must mean prostitute or vagina in Turkish, because all I'm getting is ads for Turkish whores.
Posted by: ace

Clear your cookies. They're on to you.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:05 PM (cPGH3)

65 ace. Hahaha . I'll.bet hat was fun!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 08:05 PM (9pmmc)

66 15 "We see here the lesser know depilator bird..."

You get a whole flock of those in your neighborhood and no body would have to take their dog to the pet salon ever again.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 07:40 PM (ou9hh)

Little known alternate name of the Tufted Titmouse.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 05, 2023 08:06 PM (Rbu5d)

67 Try Yak Cheese.
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I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out. Perhaps some Venezuelan beaver cheese instead?

Posted by: cheese-shop owner at October 05, 2023 08:07 PM (krqg6)

68 How abouts this Yak?
https://worldofwarplanes.com/news/yak-a-real-beauty/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2023 08:07 PM (ynpvh)

69 Search term..."Oreo Cookie"
Result:
Turkish whore eating Oreo Cookies

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:07 PM (cPGH3)

70 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUSUKI!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 05, 2023 08:08 PM (aD39U)

71 When our cats were still alive they associated crinkled aluminum with their yogurt treat.
Posted by: Skip

When I was a kid, the cat food cans had to be opened with a can opener. The sound of the can opener called the cat. No kidding.
Sometimes we ran the can opener just to mess with the cat.

Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at October 05, 2023 08:08 PM (tjZg/)

72 "I don't like wine"

Took me awhile to get into wine. Do not confuse I don't like this wine with I don't like wine.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 08:08 PM (tA1/w)

73 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUSUKI!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Yet....the vuvuzelas play on....

Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at October 05, 2023 08:10 PM (tjZg/)

74 Dick Butkis greatest hits

https://tinyurl.com/2vp3ud4a

1:16 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 05, 2023 08:10 PM (krqg6)

75 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yak_butter

Hmm. Nothing starts the day like a nice English muffin smeared with Yak butter!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:10 PM (XeU6L)

76 Dick Butkus has passed at 80.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 05, 2023 08:11 PM (aD39U)

77 Proper Jewish Bagel >> English Muffin

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 08:11 PM (tA1/w)

78 Thing about wine is there are so many varieties maybe you just haven't found your type.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2023 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

79 Sorry. "Butkus".

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 05, 2023 08:12 PM (krqg6)

80 Better turn this off.
Hope you all have a great evening and maybe a good glass of wine

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2023 08:13 PM (fwDg9)

81 Had a glass of wine...once. worst headache ever... even threw up

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 05, 2023 08:13 PM (/6GbT)

82 67 Try Yak Cheese.
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I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out. Perhaps some Venezuelan beaver cheese instead?

Posted by: cheese-shop owner at October 05, 2023 08:07 PM (krqg6)

It's used for dog chews...it's that tough.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 05, 2023 08:13 PM (ynpvh)

83 Proper Jewish Bagel >> English Muffin
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I am uncertain regarding the availabilty of Kosher Yak butter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:13 PM (XeU6L)

84 I was doing yoga while the Blue Angels were making my house shake.

The sky couldn't be more perfectly clear

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2023 08:13 PM (RIvkX)

85 I like Merlot with Yak burgers.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 08:14 PM (tA1/w)

86 Those cats reenacting a Three Stooges short

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2023 08:14 PM (FQmDC)

87 56, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 05, 2023 08:14 PM (YNbPJ)

88 31
I'm surprised that no one has pointed out that the fur-plucking bird is a Titmouse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 07:47 PM (XeU6L)
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Don't be so vulgar, say Breastmouse!

Posted by: Ciampino - LOL at October 05, 2023 08:14 PM (qfLjt)

89 I searched for "yak" and "yaks" on Twitter. The word must mean prostitute or vagina in Turkish, because all I'm getting is ads for Turkish whores.
------------
Before I added "friederich der grosse" to the search terms, searching for uniforms for Prussian SYW Freikorps a good 20 years ago, led me to a bunch of German free pr0n sites!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 05, 2023 08:15 PM (krqg6)

90 Yaks chew the cud.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 05, 2023 08:15 PM (aD39U)

91 When I was a kid, the cat food cans had to be opened with a can opener. The sound of the can opener called the cat. No kidding.
Sometimes we ran the can opener just to mess with the cat.
Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at October 05, 2023 08:08 PM (tjZg/)

Ours too. Exactly the same, and the betrayed look when you summoned them by can opener and took them to the vets.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 08:15 PM (eoQWY)

92 You know how pussified football has become when you watch clips of old defensive stars and realize EVERY single hit they made is now a personal foul

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2023 08:15 PM (FQmDC)

93 50% Yak and Buffalo wool socks will have you kicking Fred Astair's ass

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 08:16 PM (XOs4r)

94 He wasn't Richard. Not Rick. Not even his middle name, Marvin.

He was Dick Butkus. Go ahead and laugh. I DARE you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2023 08:17 PM (hXpNS)

95 because all I'm getting is ads for Turkish whores.
Posted by: ace at October 05, 2023 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

I can imagine all the morons noting this in case there ever need to come up with a similar "excuse" for some ads on their screens..

**snort**
Posted by: Iris at October 05, 2023 08:04 PM (n3DL0)

Last time someone did that in Europe the Turks were beseiging Vienna shortly after.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 08:18 PM (eoQWY)

96 94 Back in those days ( and for decades before)Dick was clearly the preferred short form for Richard.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2023 08:19 PM (FQmDC)

97 Thing about wine is there are so many varieties maybe you just haven't found your type.
Posted by: Skip
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This is the most popular wine reference site here, I think:
http://www.bumwine.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:19 PM (XeU6L)

98 71
When I was a kid, the cat food cans had to be opened with a can opener. The sound of the can opener called the cat. No kidding.
Sometimes we ran the can opener just to mess with the cat.

Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at October 05, 2023 08:08 PM (tjZg/)
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Manual or electric?
https://is.gd/udu5cA

Posted by: Ciampino - can openers have come a long way at October 05, 2023 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

99 Evening, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:26 PM (dZBuv)

100 Manual or electric?
https://is.gd/udu5cA
Posted by: Ciampino - can openers have come a long way at October 05, 2023 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

We had both kinds at different times. Cats can associated the noise of either sort as dinner time.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 08:27 PM (eoQWY)

101 http://www.bumwine.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Man! Informative; cruel; accurate.
How apropos for this site.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:27 PM (cPGH3)

102 Never get tired of doggy head tilts. Our French Bulldog used to do that.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 05, 2023 08:28 PM (MTm8X)

103 Thomas Bender. no where in the Bible did Jesus turn water into gimlets ⁸ Please take this in good fun

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 08:28 PM (XOs4r)

104 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
The most predictable CNN story of all time.

I’m guessing anonymous sources and documents too sensitive for the public to see. Lol.

Next: Wheel out the “Worse than Watergate” team.

Australian origin… Russians… anonymous sources… documents we can’t see… same play as the Russia Collusion Hoax.

https://tinyurl.com/53k7bewh
screencap; no video

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 05, 2023 08:28 PM (krqg6)

105 AOP. Package received. Thank you

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 08:30 PM (XOs4r)

106 My cat was strictly dry food, just did not like wet food. So for him it was shaking the bag.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2023 08:30 PM (FQmDC)

107 Butter, the 'organic' market is ripe for Yak butter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 07:59 PM (XeU6L)

I saw a TV ad last evening, while watching part of a ball game at the hotel. Becel is marketing "vegetable butter" instead of "margarine". Dairy industry ought to sue, sue like the wind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:30 PM (dZBuv)

108 I searched for "yak" and "yaks" on Twitter. The word must mean prostitute or vagina in Turkish, because all I'm getting is ads for Turkish whores.
Posted by: ace at October 05, 2023 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

No Russian fighter planes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:31 PM (dZBuv)

109 I finally got her early enough for Cafe!
I never make it earlier, but I do check it out later.
Very nicely done everyday sir!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 05, 2023 08:32 PM (+04+y)

110 Was Wilson flying???

FedEx Plane 'Crash-Landed' At Tennessee Airport Before 'Skidding Off' Runway - Breaking911
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. – Three people emerged unharmed from a FedEx plane that crash-landed at Chattanooga Metropolitan Airport on Wednesday night, as reported by the Chattanooga Fire Department.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 05, 2023 08:34 PM (krqg6)

111 AOP, there was a time when that would have been not just illegal but unconstitutional in Wisconsin, at least if it is fraudulently colored yellow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 05, 2023 08:35 PM (YNbPJ)

112 Diversity hire pilots, diversity hire ground crews, diversity hire air traffic controllers. Yeah not the greatest time to fly.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2023 08:36 PM (FQmDC)

113 Tourist bitten by bat feared to have fatal virus: ‘

https://tinyurl.com/2cd8eyvv

Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2023 08:37 PM (NpAcC)

114 I saw a TV ad last evening, while watching part of a ball game at the hotel. Becel is marketing "vegetable butter" instead of "margarine". Dairy industry ought to sue, sue like the wind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:30 PM (dZBuv)

Hmmm.... "Apple Butter" exists, not sure the Butter Lords own dibs on the name entirely. Also Peanut Butter.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

115 Back in those days ( and for decades before)Dick was clearly the preferred short form for Richard.
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2023 08:19 PM (FQmDC)

But do you have a King Dick, like mine?

https://tinyurl.com/4xsmnne9

Pro tip: it really, really helps to put "wrench" in the search string.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:38 PM (dZBuv)

116 71 When I was a kid, the cat food cans had to be opened with a can opener. The sound of the can opener called the cat. No kidding.
Sometimes we ran the can opener just to mess with the cat.
Posted by: Another precinct heard from..... at October 05, 2023 08:08 PM (tjZg/)

Did the can make a nice hiss? Did you put in onto a tray?

Posted by: Steve1989CATInfo at October 05, 2023 08:38 PM (DTX3h)

117 Man! Informative; cruel; accurate.
How apropos for this site.

Posted by: MkY
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Night Train looks good, although Cisco is appealing also:
"Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way."

" Anyone who overlooks the warning and confuses this with a casual wine cooler is going to get more than they bargained for. Cisco will make a new man out of you. And he wants some too."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:39 PM (XeU6L)

118 Evenin'

Got a storm rolling in from Ohio. Expecting to rain all night here in Amish country. Going to golf in damp conditions tomorrow, probably in a bit of rain too. My favorite golf course is closing at the end of the month. I'm sad about that but it wasn't unexpected. They owner had been trying to sell it for years. He sold it to a Solar Company and they are going to put in huge solar panels. The course owner probably made out like a bandit. Guarantee the Solar Company used tax payer money to purchase the land. It's all a fucking grift. Would have preferred the land be sold to farmers that grow something useful, but no, sold it to grifters. It was a lovely golf course surrounded by farmland and woods. Damn shame.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 05, 2023 08:39 PM (VTm8j)

119 AOP. Package received. Thank you
Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2023 08:30 PM (XOs4r)

Egg-zell-ent! I got a pair of tires I ordered, too, today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:39 PM (dZBuv)

120 Hmmm.... "Apple Butter" exists, not sure the Butter Lords own dibs on the name entirely. Also Peanut Butter.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

But neither of those are offered as an alternative to dairy butter. Margarine is offered solely as an alternative to dairy butter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:42 PM (dZBuv)

121 Gainz- down to 220 from 355- running and walking 3 to 6 miles daily, lifting 4x per week. Feel great, feel like I'm my old self. Signed up for Marine Corps League 5K on 10/28 at Pensacola Beach.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 05, 2023 08:42 PM (fiUiH)

122 "FedEx Plane 'Crash-Landed' At Tennessee Airport Before 'Skidding Off' Runway - Breaking911"

Hope no one here was expecting any FedEx deliveries.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 08:43 PM (ou9hh)

123 >>FedEx Plane 'Crash-Landed' At Tennessee Airport Before 'Skidding Off' Runway - Breaking911
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. – Three people emerged unharmed from a FedEx plane that crash-landed at Chattanooga Metropolitan Airport on Wednesday night, as reported by the Chattanooga Fire Department.

It's being reported that there was a likely hydraulic problem and the aircraft was returning to the airport after reporting flight control issues. The landing gear did not extend and ultimately forced a gear up landing.

Posted by: Aviator at October 05, 2023 08:43 PM (HQ9Sl)

124 Whatever happened to 'oleo'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:44 PM (XeU6L)

125 "Whatever happened to 'oleo'?"

Name too long so it was dropped.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 08:45 PM (tA1/w)

126 I got a pair of tires I ordered, too, today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

I have to ask...from Canadian Tire?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:46 PM (XeU6L)

127 113 Tourist bitten by bat feared to have fatal virus: ‘

https://tinyurl.com/2cd8eyvv

Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2023 08:37 PM (NpAcC)
----
Warning to bats: don't get bitten by tourists.

Posted by: Ciampino - so tourists are contaminated at October 05, 2023 08:46 PM (qfLjt)

128 @103

>>Thomas Bender. no where in the Bible did Jesus turn water into gimlets ⁸ Please take this in good fun

Well, he should have, history would have been vastly different if there were pitchers of Gimlets pouring freely at that wedding.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 08:46 PM (XV/Pl)

129 124 Whatever happened to 'oleo'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer
----------

So glad you asked.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fru89g0BCk

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2023 08:48 PM (/4mRj)

130 "Well, he should have"

Really ? Arguing with our Lord & Savior ? Did you read any of the Old Testament ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 08:49 PM (tA1/w)

131 Gainz- down to 220 from 355
Farmer Bob

Man! That's like shedding a small wife, or a big dog!
Kudos.
Huge Gainz!

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:49 PM (cPGH3)

132 ----
Warning to bats: don't get bitten by tourists.
Posted by: Ciampino
------

Ambiguous Antecedent has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:49 PM (XeU6L)

133 Cats hearing a can open.

When I needed to find our black cat, I'd hit the can opener lever for a few seconds.

And like magic, the cat would appear -- With that hopeful look that sez

Is that tuna? It had better be tuna, or I owe someone a bite on the ankle.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2023 08:49 PM (zHuJr)

134 I have to ask...from Canadian Tire?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:46 PM (XeU6L)

No they are ten-inch grippy tread scooter tires, which will be used on this BCS walk-behind tractor upon which I am tinkering. Came from a shop in Ontario that sells motorcycle-related stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:50 PM (dZBuv)

135 @72

>>Took me awhile to get into wine. Do not confuse I don't like this wine with I don't like wine.

I don't know, I've tried a number of different wines in my time, every one of them seems like it's just a lot of work to enjoy.

You can't just enjoy wine, you're practically forced either physically or mentally to swirl, smell, sip, taste, swish around, swallow and have an opinion of every damn sip.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)

136 "Tourist bitten by bat feared to have fatal virus: ‘"

Legally blind with a brain tumor and refused to believe that a bat decided to snack on her face so she put off treatment.

I might just be in a bad mood, but every subsequent description of the woman dropped whatever sympathy I had for her another notch.

If you're impaired, ~listen to the people around you for what the best course of action is~.

Provided they're not a-hoes.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 08:51 PM (ou9hh)

137 Our (3) cats all come to the sound of the can opener.
All drink the tuna juice. None will eat the tuna. I don't get it.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:51 PM (cPGH3)

138 @119

>>Egg-zell-ent! I got a pair of tires I ordered, too, today.

Please tell me they're KO2s?

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 08:52 PM (XV/Pl)

139 You can't just enjoy wine, you're practically forced either physically or mentally to swirl, smell, sip, taste, swish around, swallow and have an opinion of every damn sip.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Yeah... you're drinking with the wrong type of pipple.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:53 PM (cPGH3)

140 Pizza and wine is better than pizza and beer. The only thing slightly beer is margaritas and pizza.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2023 08:53 PM (IG4Id)

141 Dear Blade,
Every man his own pope. It’s our American Congregationalist way. If she goes it’s on her. Am I right?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 05, 2023 08:54 PM (as3uC)

142 "Really ? Arguing with our Lord & Savior ? Did you read any of the Old Testament ?"

As I recall, people did that all the time in the OT.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 08:55 PM (ou9hh)

143 No they are ten-inch grippy tread scooter tires, which will be used on this BCS walk-behind tractor upon which I am tinkering. Came from a shop in Ontario that sells motorcycle-related stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Pretty hilly here, and any moisture on the ground/grass results in wheelspin. Common lawn tractor tires(including 'crossbar' tires) just not up to the job. Right now I'm using a pair of agressive ATV tires, that work pretty well.

Since the differential is an open differential, if one side slips, then I'm stuck. I've been pondering adding L/R right rear brakes to help that. I have obtained a pair of bicycle disc brake rotors to that end. Fabricating the axle mounts is another matter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:55 PM (XeU6L)

144 Please tell me they're KO2s?

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 08:52 PM (XV/Pl)

Huh? I had to look those up. Nope, Japanese scooter twires. Kind that one would use on a Honda CT70 Mini-Trail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:56 PM (dZBuv)

145 Tourist bitten by bat feared to have fatal virus: ‘

https://tinyurl.com/2cd8eyvv
Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2023 08:37 PM (NpAcC

BIG SURPRISE !

not

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2023 08:56 PM (V13WU)

146 FedEx plane skids off the end of the runway Tennessee airport and hurtles towards a nearby road after reporting a landing gear failure - hydraulics problem.
https://mol.im/a/12598431

Posted by: Ciampino - good belly landing at October 05, 2023 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

147
Whatever happened to 'oleo'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

That was the marching chant of the wicked witch of the west guards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2023 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

148 Since the differential is an open differential, if one side slips, then I'm stuck. I've been pondering adding L/R right rear brakes to help that. I have obtained a pair of bicycle disc brake rotors to that end. Fabricating the axle mounts is another matter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:55 PM (XeU6L)

This BCS tractor has individual wheel brakes, and a differential lock. Ideal for snow-blower duty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 08:57 PM (dZBuv)

149 You can't just enjoy wine, you're practically forced either physically or mentally to swirl, smell, sip, taste, swish around, swallow and have an opinion of every damn sip.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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My fellow Rossi Paisano drinkers do not do that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:57 PM (XeU6L)

150 Drink mead like a Viking

https://tinyurl.com/mszz9brb

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 08:59 PM (cPGH3)

151 As I recall, people did that all the time in the OT.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 08:55 PM (ou9hh)
===
Over and over again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2023 08:59 PM (RIvkX)

152 "Legally blind with a brain tumor"

While her actions are understandably suspect, I'm going to allow her a lot more slack than a CVS shoplifter. Dying of a bat bite is not common even in Australia, land of deadly creatures.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 09:00 PM (tA1/w)

153 FedEx plane skids off the end of the runway Tennessee airport and hurtles towards a nearby road after reporting a landing gear failure - hydraulics problem.
https://mol.im/a/12598431
Posted by: Ciampino - good belly landing at October 05, 2023 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

Question for the pilots here: is a gear-up belly landing, done intentionally, a "crash landing"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:00 PM (dZBuv)

154 I missed the last thread, but I just wanted to say again:

----

"So forget about politics. I don't care, I didn't vote for him," Steele told Bill Maher on his "Club Ransom" podcast Sunday, admitting she thinks Biden is "a terrible president."

"However, that made me sad," she said of his apparent confusion.

"The human aspect of what we're witnessing right now, to me, is heartbreaking," she said of the now-80-year-old president facing escalating pressure over his age and a series of gaffes as he runs to stay in office
---

Thank you, Doctor Professor Jill PhD. Thank you for letting us all witness this. Our wealth is gone, our security is gone, our economy is in shambles, our energy base has vanished, and with it our manufacturing advantage, but at least we've been able to watch this (I suspect very slight) downward movement from his bleeding eye days of the 2020 campaign.

At least there's that, and thank you and your family for sharing it with us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:02 PM (ZLyax)

155 @149

>>My fellow Rossi Paisano drinkers do not do that.

Perhaps, as I mentioned, I usually do not drink wine, I'm a Gimlet guy, typically will change it up with Scotch or Bourbon Drinks on occasion.

I will have a beer now and then when I go out, typically a Black and Tan, usually followed by a shot of Bushmills or Tellamore Due.

Although, I have had a couple of really nice White Beers with orange wedges that are particularly refreshing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 09:02 PM (XV/Pl)

156 My fellow Rossi Paisano drinkers do not do that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 08:57 PM (XeU6L)

But you do have say "spo-dee, o-dee" after every pull on the bottle:

https://youtu.be/g0lmX06odhw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:03 PM (dZBuv)

157 146 FedEx plane skids off the end of the runway Tennessee airport and hurtles towards a nearby road after reporting a landing gear failure - hydraulics problem.
https://mol.im/a/12598431
Posted by: Ciampino - good belly landing at October 05, 2023 08:56 PM
Those poor guys will be stranded there for years.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2023 09:03 PM (NxC5+)

158 You can't just enjoy wine, you're practically forced either physically or mentally to swirl, smell, sip, taste, swish around, swallow and have an opinion of every damn sip.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

--

There's a certain freedom that comes with making it, and people quickly stop asking your opinion when you tell them "I've made wine using cough drops before."

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:04 PM (ZLyax)

159 https://twitter.com/AuronMacintyre/status/
1710012323815928042

Auron brings the heat to McCarthy

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 05, 2023 09:04 PM (ybIRR)

160 "change it up with Scotch"

The Scotch ritual is as bad as wine: Pour a Dram, wait one minute for each year on the bottle(it does have an age statement doesn't it ?), add a few drops of water, wait a bit more, finally - sip.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 09:05 PM (tA1/w)

161 How many more poor doggos are going to get kicked out of the white house all because Biden keeps trying to butt rape them?

Posted by: Rbastid at October 05, 2023 09:07 PM (VI+Pf)

162 112 Diversity hire pilots, diversity hire ground crews, diversity hire air traffic controllers. Yeah not the greatest time to fly.
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2023 08:36 PM (FQmDC)

What’s a few thousand dead people in the fight for equity, comrade?

Posted by: Montec at October 05, 2023 09:08 PM (2VrA9)

163 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdNjA1B6JKY

Unemployed wine guy

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2023 09:08 PM (cPGH3)

164 I have had a couple of really nice White Beers with orange wedges that are particularly refreshing.

..

Yeah the country is finished.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at October 05, 2023 09:08 PM (G5u+7)

165 How many more poor doggos are going to get kicked out of the white house all because Biden keeps trying to butt rape them?
Posted by: Rbastid at October 05, 2023 09:07 PM (VI+Pf)

"We are replacing Joe Biden's German Shepherd dog with a salt-water crocodile. Let's see if he notices."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:08 PM (dZBuv)

166 "Biden keeps trying to butt rape them?"

There was a time when this would have just been considered a joke. This is no longer that time.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 09:08 PM (tA1/w)

167 Heh.

All the local Seattle news stations are FREAKING OUT about Trump possibly becoming the next Speaker.

Holy shit. Heads would explode.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 05, 2023 09:09 PM (/DN3g)

168 can't just enjoy wine, you're practically forced either physically or mentally to swirl, smell, sip, taste, swish around, swallow and have an opinion of every damn sip.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

—

Only if you want to do all that shot. I drink wine and enjoy it for what it is. Same with beer really.

Posted by: Montec at October 05, 2023 09:09 PM (2VrA9)

169 All the local Seattle news stations are FREAKING OUT about Trump possibly becoming the next Speaker.

Holy shit. Heads would explode.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 05, 2023 09:09 PM (/DN3g)

I know we were kidding about that here, but is there a real effort to put him forward as a candidate for the job?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:12 PM (dZBuv)

170 There's a certain freedom that comes with making it, and people quickly stop asking your opinion when you tell them "I've made wine using cough drops before."
Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:04 PM (ZLyax)
===
You made Manischewitz??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2023 09:12 PM (RIvkX)

171 I put 1/2 inch of filtered water in a small jelly jar, freeze it, then pour a couple fingers Wild Turkey 101 in that jelly jar, take a small taste, then chase it with a swallow of filtered water. Completely dry glass in less than 30 minutes.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2023 09:12 PM (NxC5+)

172 Whatever happened to 'oleo'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Too confusing for the Chinese.

You ever try to melt an Oreo?

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2023 09:12 PM (DgGvY)

173 Did someone say wine?

Well now. I have an opinion or two about the subject.

But I prefer a good Scotch when pondering the current affairs of this nation.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2023 09:12 PM (UsQA1)

174 Trump is, has been and will always be the greatest troll. He has the msm believing he may be speaker. Good fucking lord. This shows how stupid the msm is and how little they understand about anything. The GOP is 60-70% NeverTrump. But they’re going to make Trump speaker. Sure why not? 😂

Posted by: Montec at October 05, 2023 09:13 PM (2VrA9)

175 you go, Farmer Bob! GAINZZZ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 05, 2023 09:14 PM (YNbPJ)

176 I know we were kidding about that here, but is there a real effort to put him forward as a candidate for the job?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I have no idea. But. The libtards are going berserk. It's hilarious. You should see the looks on the faces of the reporters reading the news. Very entertaining, indeed.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 05, 2023 09:14 PM (/DN3g)

177 You can't just enjoy wine, you're practically forced either physically or mentally to swirl, smell, sip, taste, swish around, swallow and have an opinion of every damn sip.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)

That's just pretension. I reuse lines from a Monty Python bit on Australian wines "Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old and Yellow, its particularly heavy and should only be used for hand to hand combat"

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 09:15 PM (eoQWY)

178 There's a certain freedom that comes with making it, and people quickly stop asking your opinion when you tell them "I've made wine using cough drops before."
Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:04 PM (ZLyax)
===
You made Manischewitz??
Posted by: San Franpsycho

--

I've probably made something close before. I've made some really good wine and some really bad wine. But I have never cared much about the snootiness beyond "let's see what this tastes like"

Sweet potato - not very good
Honey - yeah, I think I'd do that again

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:15 PM (ZLyax)

179 I know we were kidding about that here, but is there a real effort to put him forward as a candidate for the job?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I have no idea. But. The libtards are going berserk. It's hilarious. You should see the looks on the faces of the reporters reading the news. Very entertaining, indeed.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 05, 2023 09:14 PM (/DN3g)

its gonna make it hard to treating the other candidates as Satan Incarnate

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

180 (ponders oreo wine)

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:16 PM (ZLyax)

181 But you do have say "spo-dee, o-dee" after every pull on the bottle:

https://youtu.be/g0lmX06odhw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------

Ha! The Wine Song, Youngbloods:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ezudyfBFlM

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 09:16 PM (XeU6L)

182 180 (ponders oreo wine)
Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:16 PM (ZLyax)

Oreo Beer... a Black and Tan?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2023 09:16 PM (QPmu4)

183 "147
Whatever happened to 'oleo'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

That was the marching chant of the wicked witch of the west guards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2023 08:57 PM (63Dwl) "

LOLOLOL!!! Truth!

Wisconsin legislators in the Before Times agreed!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 05, 2023 09:17 PM (YNbPJ)

184 'Mr. Speaker, I rise to...'
dem cong
'Sit down, you fool.'
Mr. Trump
'Mr. Speaker, you can't..'
gope cong
'Shut up, you idiot.'
Mr. Trump

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2023 09:18 PM (NxC5+)

185 "change it up with Scotch"

The Scotch ritual is as bad as wine: Pour a Dram, wait one minute for each year on the bottle(it does have an age statement doesn't it ?), add a few drops of water, wait a bit more, finally - sip.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 09:05 PM (tA1/w)

Too many drunken Scots about for that to be done each time.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 09:18 PM (eoQWY)

186 Any pro-crime progressive douchebags killed today in blue city shitholes? Seems like it’s a daily thing this week.

Posted by: Montec at October 05, 2023 09:18 PM (2VrA9)

187 Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2023 09:18 PM (NxC5+)

Actually could be really amusing... as the US Supremes have basically ruled that the ONLY people who have actual freedom of Speech, is Congress via the Speech and debate clause.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2023 09:20 PM (QPmu4)

188 The GOP got a wake up call in 2016 and TRUMP showed the country their collective ASS.

They did not like that.

They were butthurt and remain so with a large majority of the base suddenly fingering very sharp knives and and wondering...."Why do we vote for these friggin LOSERS!!!

Better watch yer step GOP...better watch yer step.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2023 09:20 PM (UsQA1)

189 I have an important question to ask. What exactly is "white chocolate" ??? I mean, what is it made of ??

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2023 09:21 PM (V13WU)

190 I helped a snapping turtle across the road the other day.

Alert: they can jump, and they can motor when they want to.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 05, 2023 09:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

191 "Too many drunken Scots about for that to be done each time."

Scotch is expensive, if you want to get drunk the Wild Turkey 101 suggestion if much more economical with Bidenomics.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 09:22 PM (tA1/w)

192 I saw a TV ad last evening, while watching part of a ball game at the hotel. Becel is marketing "vegetable butter" instead of "margarine". Dairy industry ought to sue, sue like the wind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I don't see a legal definition of "vegetable butter" anywhere. So maybe what they're selling doesn't meet the FDA definition of "margarine," so they're calling it something else?

Posted by: pasteurized process mikeski food at October 05, 2023 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

193 Heh.

All the local Seattle news stations are FREAKING OUT about Trump possibly becoming the next Speaker.

Holy shit. Heads would explode.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 05, 2023 09:09 PM (/DN3g)

A baller move. Which is precisely why the GOPe won't allow it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 05, 2023 09:23 PM (4I/2K)

194 Any pro-crime progressive douchebags killed today in blue city shitholes? Seems like it’s a daily thing this week.
Posted by: Montec at October 05, 2023 09:18 PM (2VrA9)

The media may start suppressing such stories, since they belie the Narrative.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:23 PM (dZBuv)

195 LOL, & g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at October 05, 2023 09:23 PM (YNbPJ)

196 @188

>>Better watch yer step GOP...better watch yer step.

They pretty much don't care because, in the main....

They are very old and are going to die soon and they are looting as much as they can before sh*t really hits the fan.

Or Alternatively....

The Aristocrats!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 09:24 PM (XV/Pl)

197 I don't remember the details, but IIRC white chocolate isn't considered chocolate (although it's probably similar to Pluto not being a planet). Cocoa butter maybe?

I cook with it sometimes. It's great on pretzels at Christmas.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:24 PM (ZLyax)

198 What exactly is "white chocolate"

Cocoa fat with all of the chocolatey dark bits removed. Plus some sugar and stuff.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 09:24 PM (tA1/w)

199 189 I have an important question to ask. What exactly is "white chocolate" ??? I mean, what is it made of ??
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2023 09:21 PM (V13WU)

Good... question... does it come from the same factory as Soylent Green?

Posted by: Det Thorn at October 05, 2023 09:25 PM (QPmu4)

200 @190

>>Alert: they can jump, and they can motor when they want to.

I'm picturing you running away from an angry snapping turtle, screaming: ASSHOLE, I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 09:26 PM (XV/Pl)

201 nurse!!

A commenter at Sarah Hoyt's place shared this:
https://is.gd/tYo76x

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 05, 2023 09:26 PM (llON8)

202 White chocolate is basically chocolard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2023 09:26 PM (0FoWg)

203 What exactly is "white chocolate"?

Talcum X has entered the chat

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 05, 2023 09:27 PM (4I/2K)

204 "Too many drunken Scots about for that to be done each time."

Scotch is expensive, if you want to get drunk the Wild Turkey 101 suggestion if much more economical with Bidenomics.
Posted by: Next2Nothing

Good scotch is expensive.

Cutty Sark is cheaper than Wild Turkey. Though maybe not when you consider 101 proof vs whatever Cutty Sark is watered down to.

Posted by: macmikeski at October 05, 2023 09:28 PM (DgGvY)

205 chocolard

Lol "Is that how they say it in French?"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 09:28 PM (ou9hh)

206 The speaker does not have to be a member of Congress. But it has never happened that a speaker was elected from outside the House.

I'm sitting here in a locker room of naked athletic women, and my dick just went limp.

Posted by: LIA THOMAS AND HIS DICK at October 05, 2023 09:28 PM (2znMt)

207 Talcum X has entered the chat
Posted by: Count de Monet
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No one talks about me anymore!
[runs weeping from the room]

Posted by: Rachel Dolezol at October 05, 2023 09:28 PM (XeU6L)

208 177
That's just pretension. I reuse lines from a Monty Python bit on Australian wines "Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old and Yellow, its particularly heavy and should only be used for hand to hand combat"

Posted by: Oldcat at October 05, 2023 09:15 PM (eoQWY)
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I'm partial to the one with a bouquet like an Aborigine's armpit.

Posted by: Ciampino - chundering at October 05, 2023 09:29 PM (qfLjt)

209 I don't see a legal definition of "vegetable butter" anywhere. So maybe what they're selling doesn't meet the FDA definition of "margarine," so they're calling it something else?
Posted by: pasteurized process mikeski food at October 05, 2023 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

Aha! Becel calls it "plant butter", not vegetable butter. And, yes, it is margarine, under an alias.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:29 PM (dZBuv)

210 What is Shea Butter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2023 09:29 PM (63Dwl)

211 Two buck chuck isn't cheaper than water but it's close

Posted by: JEM at October 05, 2023 09:29 PM (SfGa7)

212 I don't remember the details, but IIRC white chocolate isn't considered chocolate (although it's probably similar to Pluto not being a planet). Cocoa butter maybe?

I cook with it sometimes. It's great on pretzels at Christmas.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

To merge this with the "vegetable butter" discussion, you're exactly right. "White chocolate" is sweetened cocoa butter. No cocoa solids included.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2023 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

213 What is Shea Butter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

* waggles eyebrows *

Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at October 05, 2023 09:30 PM (DgGvY)

214 " What is Shea Butter?"

I think it comes from a nut.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 05, 2023 09:31 PM (ou9hh)

215 To merge this with the "vegetable butter" discussion, you're exactly right. "White chocolate" is sweetened cocoa butter. No cocoa solids included.
Posted by: mikeski

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This place can be really fascinating to watch work sometimes. Seven degrees of canadian bacon or whatever that saying is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:31 PM (ZLyax)

216 What is Shea Butter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2023 09:29 PM (63Dwl)

that one is easy. white chocolate is an oxymoron.

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2023 09:32 PM (V13WU)

217 To merge this with the "vegetable butter" discussion, you're exactly right. "White chocolate" is sweetened cocoa butter. No cocoa solids included.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2023 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

Cacao, coca, and coco. Not all the same.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:33 PM (dZBuv)

218 Seen on Xitter -
For House Speaker
Jacob Chansley the Buffalo Guy

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 05, 2023 09:33 PM (fs1hN)

219 I helped a snapping turtle across the road the other day.
Alert: they can jump, and they can motor when they want to.
Posted by: DOYLE

They're ambush predators. Sit dead still for eight hours, then be REALLY FAST for 1.3 seconds.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2023 09:33 PM (DgGvY)

220 1980's customer Kenny and i at the Canadian fly in fishing lodge, 3 Bloody Mary's down before the morning Walleye trip.
Got to the spot, three poles in apiece, a pint of Canadian club down in toasts before the Molson Golden came out; too many damd pencil pike before moving and finding the nice 24 inchers
then gone to the island where the staff had 'em cleaned and cooked in 15 minutes, B'God, and life in North America had reached it's peak.

Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2023 09:34 PM (j4U/Z)

221 They're ambush predators. Sit dead still for eight hours, then be REALLY FAST for 1.3 seconds.
Posted by: mikeski
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One moment you have five toes...and then you don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2023 09:35 PM (XeU6L)

222 199
Good... question... does it come from the same factory as Soylent Green?

Posted by: Det Thorn at October 05, 2023 09:25 PM (QPmu4)
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I have posted these before:
It's hard to define how Soylent Green tastes

It varies from person to person
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I guess that soylent green was...

a humanitarian solution to a food crisis.

Posted by: Ciampino - chundering green at October 05, 2023 09:35 PM (qfLjt)

223 @210

>>What is Shea Butter?

It involves Mookie Wilson, Keith Hernandez, Daryl Strawberry, Lenny Dykstra, a chicken, a fez, and a kilo of cocaine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 05, 2023 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

224 1980's ... and life in North America had reached it's peak.
Posted by: Auspex

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It's weird how that's not really speculation any longer. They began destroying it in the 90s.

As some other moron pointed out, there has been nothing since. Things have gotten smaller and faster or "connected", but there hasn't been a microwave oven or cell phone or PC in a long, long time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:37 PM (ZLyax)

225 If I’m looking at the numbers , I don’t think any Democrat will vote for Trump and more than 7 Republicans won’t either.

Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:39 PM (MNhXM)

226 Make a Peavey or a JBL Speaker of the House. Democrats can talk straight through it; nobody will even notice Big Kev is away at his Fauxval Office bugger dungeon with his freakish manbride and his weird toupee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2023 09:40 PM (0FoWg)

227 "there has been nothing since"

SpaceX landing three boosters from a Falcon-Heavy launch.

But we're still screwed.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 09:41 PM (tA1/w)

228 To merge this with the "vegetable butter" discussion, you're exactly right. "White chocolate" is sweetened cocoa butter. No cocoa solids included.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2023 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

Cacao, coca, and coco. Not all the same.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:33 PM (dZBuv)

You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Carob Bean at October 05, 2023 09:41 PM (4I/2K)

229 If I’m looking at the numbers , I don’t think any Democrat will vote for Trump and more than 7 Republicans won’t either.
Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:39 PM (MNhXM)

Well, if you could convince the Donks that Speaker Donald Trump would not be able to run for President, they might vote him in as Speaker for that reason alone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:41 PM (dZBuv)

230 Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:37 PM (ZLyax)

I-Pad was a break through in 2010.

Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:42 PM (MNhXM)

231 You guys playing cards?
Posted by: Carob Bean at October 05, 2023 09:41 PM (4I/2K)

But coca comes across the Carib Bean in submarines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:43 PM (dZBuv)

232 Walleye trip.
too many damd pencil pike before moving and finding the nice 24 inchers

Walleye are in order perciformes, not esociformes, so not "pike."

Posted by: Pedantry at October 05, 2023 09:43 PM (DgGvY)

233 I-Pad was a break through in 2010.
Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:42 PM (MNhXM)

Breakthrough? Mostly just a refinement of the laptop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:44 PM (dZBuv)

234 "there has been nothing since"

SpaceX landing three boosters from a Falcon-Heavy launch.

But we're still screwed.
Posted by: Next2Nothing

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I'd argue that's part of the smaller faster whatever circle.

It's a great achievement, but it's similar to the black guy adding a lantern to a locomotive and people wanting to celebrate him in February. Yeah, it was a good addition, but that train is going the same places and doing the same thing it's been doing.

Not to minimize the achievement, though. It's awesome.

Now that I think about it, the "connected" part is likely crucial to the lantern being added to that particular train.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:45 PM (ZLyax)

235 Walleye are in order perciformes, not esociformes, so not "pike."
Posted by: Pedantry at October 05, 2023 09:43 PM (DgGvY)

If you go fishing for walleye, pike are an ever-present nuisance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:45 PM (dZBuv)

236 Pad was a break through in 2010.
Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:42 PM (MNhXM)

Breakthrough? Mostly just a refinement of the laptop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:44 PM (dZBuv)

?

Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:45 PM (MNhXM)

237 I-Pad was a break through in 2010.

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The smaller computer?

Yeah, it was smaller. Faster, too. Some were able to connect to phone networks IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:46 PM (ZLyax)

238 Hi Helena!

Steve is a river otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 05, 2023 09:46 PM (UUBIv)

239 ?
Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:45 PM (MNhXM)

So tell me how it is not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:47 PM (dZBuv)

240 211
Q.: Why is Bud Light similar to having sex in a canoe?

A.: Because it's close to f***ing water.

Posted by: Ciampino - chundering greens at October 05, 2023 09:47 PM (qfLjt)

241 A look inside the Luntz-McCarthy bugger dungeon, complete with the Lewinsky Dress, and photos of Bill Clinton in the """Lincoln Bedroom."""

GOP powerqueers are so fucking creepy it simply beggars belief:

https://tinyurl.com/n3z2782w

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2023 09:48 PM (0FoWg)

242 "there has been nothing since"

I'll try again:

Splicing in a furan cleavage site and then invoking World Tyranny.
All with US taxpayer money, plus blaming Trump ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 05, 2023 09:50 PM (tA1/w)

243 Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:45 PM (MNhXM)

So tell me how it is not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:47 PM (dZBuv)

Do laptops still exist?

Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:50 PM (MNhXM)

244 GOP powerqueers are so fucking creepy it simply beggars belief:

https://tinyurl.com/n3z2782w
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2023 09:48 PM (0FoWg)

Yikes!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:51 PM (dZBuv)

245 I wonder whether Luntz or Big Kev wears the Lewinsky dress. I'm guessing Luntz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2023 09:51 PM (0FoWg)

246 Wow, I'm really glad we had this conversation. I just went to look for the name of the black guy who put a lantern on the locomotive, and I came across an article about lawn jockeys.

They're racist as heck, aren't they?

Except for the part where they were a black man holding a lantern, and they were used to mark safe houses for runaway slaves.

Even better, the symbol has significance for the founding of the U.S.:

"Abolitionist would set the statues out to signify the home was a safe stop on the Underground Railroad.

A ribbon was left hanging on the statue, if a green ribbon was hanging it indicated safety...

Tom Graves was a young black man, who wanted to fight in the war, but Washington didn’t allow it because he was too young. However, he did ask the young Graves to hold a lantern for the troops. Young Jocko died in that night in the snow and ice; he froze to death."

https://tinyurl.com/yn62mlnq

It stinks to know that almost everything we've ever been told has been a lie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:52 PM (ZLyax)

247 Do laptops still exist?
Posted by: Drive By at October 05, 2023 09:50 PM (MNhXM)

I see them in the stores all the time. Touch screens are of the Debbil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2023 09:52 PM (dZBuv)

248 "there has been nothing since"

I'll try again:

Splicing in a furan cleavage site and then invoking World Tyranny.
All with US taxpayer money, plus blaming Trump ?
Posted by: Next2Nothing

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hahaha, I concede the point.

(although now I really do suspect AIDS was manmade by Fauci's company, too)

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:54 PM (ZLyax)

249 211

"TWO BUCK CHUCK" is no longer thanks to Commiefornia under "Nancy's Nephew" and "Bidenomics" in general.

More like FOUR BUCK CHUCK by December.

Right before the "Nation's Calamity" around February.

"GOT BUNKERS?"

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2023 09:54 PM (UsQA1)

250 Having watched the PC and laptops enter households and become common, I think one of the most impressive things is modern gaming laptops. That level of performance in a portable system blows my mind. I don't remember the details, but I don't think I'm telling a story that a friend has one that has some sort of switchable graphics so that if you plug it into a monitor the video card essentially equals the step-down comparable desktop card. it's some sort of internal bypass switch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:57 PM (ZLyax)

251 iPads are really slick for some things.
They no way come close to the functionality of a laptop.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2023 09:58 PM (/4mRj)

252 I used to laugh when the ipad gained popularity and all the cool kids had the little apple sticker on the back of their cars.

Yep, just like my grandma's.

Posted by: Moron Robbie ponders the mystery of monthly mass shootings at Historically Black Colleges at October 05, 2023 09:59 PM (ZLyax)

253 Insty's is effed up at least for me using Brave.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 05, 2023 10:02 PM (krqg6)

254 ONT snood

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 05, 2023 10:03 PM (krqg6)

255 In my dreams...

I am on a very large Sport fishing boat...able to hold 30+ fishermen...yet...I am the only one on board heading out to the back side of Catalina Island.

The entire crew is focused on me...they prep my rods and reels and set me up in the middle of the stern...( a place I have never occupied in all my decades of fishing.

The Galley Cook makes me breakfast and before I know it, we are on the fishing grounds and the live bait chum is thrown and just like that I'm in battle with a massive Blue Fin Tuna which I bring to the boat

all 250lbs...

Sushi and a pay day.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2023 10:06 PM (UsQA1)

256 iPhone was the last big thing.

Posted by: Montec at October 05, 2023 10:10 PM (2VrA9)

257 Why do dogs always tilt their heads? We used to call that a Compassionate Head Tilt.

Posted by: PJ at October 05, 2023 11:26 PM (G1dq6)

258 My son (years ago) once sprayed Pledge on the kitchen floor so he could skate on the linoleum in his socks. Funny but was a pain to remove the Pledge.

Posted by: S.Lynn at October 06, 2023 12:42 AM (povVp)

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