Insurrectionist Who Obstructed an Official Act of Congress Jamaal Bowman: I Know Who the Real Fire-Alarm Activtor Was -- <i>"Nazi Republicans"</i>

Insurrectionist Who Obstructed an Official Act of Congress Jamaal Bowman: I Know Who the Real Fire-Alarm Activtor Was -- "Nazi Republicans"

Kick this motherfucker out and prosecute him.

If you didn't hear about it, Jamaal Bowman pulled a fire alarm to stop a vote on the debt deal.

He then lied and claimed he thought that a fire alarm opened doors.

Bowman's press secretary, Emma Simon, said the signs confused him. "Congressman Bowman did not realize he would trigger a building alarm as he was rushing to make an urgent vote. The Congressman regrets any confusion," she said, according to Axios' Andrew Solender.
But the signs that perplexed Bowman were deemed to be readable at a third-grade level, according to readabilityformulas.com's Automated Readability Index.
"Today as I was rushing to make a vote, I came to a door that is usually open for votes but today would not open," Bowman, the founder and former principal of a public middle school in the Bronx, said in a statement. "I am embarrassed to admit that I activated the fire alarm, mistakenly thinking it would open the door. I regret this and sincerely apologize for any confusion this caused," he continued.

He knows who's to blame for his profound learning disability, however -- Republican "Nazis."

Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman sent out a list of talking points for his colleagues Monday blaming Republican "Nazi[s]" after he set off a fire alarm as the House of Representatives was in the process of approving a spending bill to avoid a government shutdown, according to a memo.
Republicans called for Bowman's impeachment after he was caught on camera hitting a fire alarm during a crucial vote on a funding package Saturday, despite his claims that it was an accident. Bowman's office distributed a memo to fellow Democrats, with suggested talking points on the "extreme reach" of "MAGA Republicans" and the "Nazi members" of the GOP, according to the document.
"I believe Congressman Bowman when he says this was an accident," one of the prompts reads. "Republicans need to instead focus their energy on the Nazi members of their party before anything else."
The memo was first reported by Politico.
Another talking point claimed that there are "multiple insurrectionist supporters in Congress" and that focus on Bowman was designed to "minimize January 6th," according to the memo. Several points blamed the GOP for trying to "distract from the fact" that they almost "shut down the federal government for no reason."
Bowman argued in a statement Saturday that the signs for the doors leading to the House floor had confused him, leading to him flipping the wrong switch. The signs in question read "Emergency Exit Only" and "Push Until Alarm Sounds."
"Today as I was rushing to make a vote, I came to a door that is usually open for votes but today would not open," Bowman said. "I am embarrassed to admit that I activated the fire alarm, mistakenly thinking it would open the door. I regret this and sincerely apologize for any confusion this caused," he continued.
In the District of Columbia, it is illegal for any individual to "willfully or knowingly give a false alarm of fire," according to district law. As a result, Bowman could potentially face a misdemeanor charge and be sentenced to up to six months in prison with a fine of no more than $100.

Either this motherfucker goes to jail or every J6er gets released from prison and paid $10,000 for each day they were detained.

Breitbart reports he was spotted pulling signs down before pulling the alarm. Possibly attempting to prepare a defense before committing the crime.

Someone pointed out this this confessedly-stupid ignorant man used to " " " teach " " " public school. He spent years " " " working " " " in a government school but is mystified about the function of a fire alarm?

"The View" has figured out what really happened:

Just like They did to Brother O.J.!

"I don't want to call it a stunt yet. There's going to be an investigation," Sunny Hostin said. "I know Jamaal, and so again, I'm a little biased, but the doors that are normally open so that he could get to the chambers to read were somehow miraculously closed. How did that happen?"
"Sometimes you're freaking out and you're in an elevator and you're pressing all the buttons," Hostin continued.

So you're saying he's a very low-IQ individual with essentially animal intelligence?

The Bee:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:19 PM

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1 hey

Posted by: DB - at October 02, 2023 05:20 PM (geLO8)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Oddbob at October 02, 2023 05:20 PM (nfrXX)

3 Oh good, I'm not first. Now I can read the content

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 02, 2023 05:20 PM (xcxpd)

4 I called 'em.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 02, 2023 05:20 PM (qPw5n)

5 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2023 05:20 PM (aQy7p)

6 who among us hasn't mistaken a red fire alarm handle for a polished metal door handle

Posted by: DB - at October 02, 2023 05:21 PM (geLO8)

7 "“Sometimes you’re freaking out and you’re in an elevator and you’re pressing all the buttons,” Hostin continued."

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Uh, he wasn't in an elevator, you affirmative action nitwit.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 02, 2023 05:21 PM (i7Q7S)

8 I got nothing

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 02, 2023 05:21 PM (Eeb9P)

9

The blacks just aren't that smart, so we need to give them extra courtesy, they just can't read and tihnk very well.

- Lib Progs

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 02, 2023 05:21 PM (UCNv1)

10 > Oh good, I'm not first. Now I can read the content

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

it was an accident, I swear

Posted by: DB - at October 02, 2023 05:21 PM (geLO8)

11 I don't think this wall opens!

Posted by: Rep. Jamaal Bowman at October 02, 2023 05:21 PM (krQz2)

12 Alarming admission from the Congressman...

Congressman Jamaal Bowman @RepBowman 1h
I just became aware that in our messaging guidance, there was inappropriate use of the term Nazi without my consent. I condemn the use of the term Nazi out of its precise definition. It is important to specify the term Nazi to refer to members of the Nazi party & neo-Nazis.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h
So his staff is putting out talking points without his review? Or am I misunderstanding.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 02, 2023 05:22 PM (krqg6)

13 Who among us hasn't mistaken a nuclear launch button on a desk with a call button for a Diet Coke?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 02, 2023 05:22 PM (mNmNo)

14 lol. Nazis.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 02, 2023 05:22 PM (hMxzC)

15 >>> 9

The blacks just aren't that smart, so we need to give them extra courtesy, they just can't read and tihnk very well.

- Lib Progs

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 02, 2023 05:21 PM (UCNv1)

Hey, that's what *we* said! What a Coincidence!

Posted by: KKK leaflets at October 02, 2023 05:22 PM (llON8)

16 He's going to act like a child, treat him like a child.

Put him in detention. Call his mother. Corporal punishment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 02, 2023 05:22 PM (xcxpd)

17 Ya gotta wonder how some of these people manage to put on pants and tie their shoes in the morning without assistance...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 02, 2023 05:23 PM (YIVH2)

18 He pulled the emergency nazi alarm!

Posted by: 13times at October 02, 2023 05:23 PM (f57y6)

19 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 02, 2023 05:22 PM (krqg6)

Speaking of, where has she been? She still post here?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 02, 2023 05:23 PM (hMxzC)

20 Bitch set me up!
Jamaal

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2023 05:24 PM (FQmDC)

21 He's going to act like a child, treat him like a child.

Put him in detention. Call his mother. Corporal punishment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 02, 2023 05:22 PM (xcxpd)
----
Obligatory Simpsons reference:

https://youtu.be/sKiLfH3DVGc?si=0Fgar_Hi8UvbmYth

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 02, 2023 05:24 PM (YIVH2)

22 His biggest mistake, in the end, was not consulting Josh Kruger.

He was a bit of an aficionado when it came to pulling on knobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 02, 2023 05:24 PM (3fvxY)

23 >>@RepBowman 1h
I just became aware that in our messaging guidance, there was inappropriate use of the term Nazi without my consent.

to me, this implies there could be times when he would consent to the term's use, and he would deem it appropriate

Posted by: DB - at October 02, 2023 05:24 PM (geLO8)

24 Ah, Affirmative Action and the soft bigotry of ~~low~~ no expectations ... the gift that keeps on ~~giving~~ destroying the society.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at October 02, 2023 05:24 PM (ehJ5Z)

25 >>>Someone pointed out this this confessedly-stupid ignorant man used to " " " teach " " " public school. He spent years " " " working " " " in a government school but is mystified about the function of a fire alarm?

I read somewhere that the guy was a principal. I'm guessing he is regurgitating the best excuse he ever heard from a student about pulling a fire alarm. I suppose if he was 9 years old, it might be plausible that a fire alarm pull box would open a door like those handicap wheelchair buttons do.

If he was 9 years old.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 02, 2023 05:25 PM (vlXMQ)

26 What a major advance for discipline in our nation's public schools if Bowman has his ass kicked out of Congress! Assistant principals around the country would rejoice!

"Sorry, Billy, pulling a fire alarm got a congressman kicked out of Congress. You have a better excuse?"

Posted by: mrp at October 02, 2023 05:25 PM (rj6Yv)

27 It isn't that the View thinks all blacks are that dumb, the just think all their viewers think blacks are that dumb and will buy this.

Posted by: Bete at October 02, 2023 05:25 PM (KuG1T)

28 What is Sunny Hostin babbling about? I've never freaked out in an elevator and pressed or pulled on everything I could grab.

That would be very risky behavior, and Mama didn't raise a fool.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (Mzdiz)

29 tey mus thnk we r preti stewpid

Posted by: fd at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (vFG9F)

30 anyway, nothing will happen to this guy, because party affiliation and skin color

Posted by: DB - at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (geLO8)

31 Bitch set me up!
Jamaal

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2023 05:24 PM (FQmDC)

-----------

He should have worn a noose around his neck while eating a Subway sandwich ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (ehJ5Z)

32 Oh so if a door is usually open but then one day it’s closed you can pull the fire alarm. Got it Sunny!

Posted by: Montec at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (HnzP8)

33 Yeah, using the word Nazi is so much worse than sending out a propaganda, I mean, messaging packet.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (2YtOq)

34
Even John Fetterman thinks Jamaal Bowman is dumb.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (enJYY)

35

I recall Dr Eleanor Holmes Norton Esq PhD who when sitting in a new Ford EV with a huge red button for killing the car that also said DONT TOUCH, of course pushed the fucking button shutting down the car.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (UCNv1)

36 Jamaal Bowman? He is oddly familiar looking.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

37 FIRST of all, lemmi clue ya'll in:

ALL left wing blacks are anti-semites and like to throw the Nazi word around, especially at JEWS.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2023 05:27 PM (pmmLi)

38 "Sometimes you're freaking out and you're in an elevator and you're pressing all the buttons," Hostin continued.

***

I've been in the corporate world for almost a full three decades and I've been in more elevators than this scrunt has had hot meals and I've seen exactly no one ever just start pushing all the buttons in an elevator when something doesn't work.

And I seriously doubt Bowman could add four numbers in his head but I'm pretty sure even he can manage to sound out the word "FIRE" when he sees it.

What he is most of all is a lying sack of shit mediocrity who's too stupid to realize that he works in a building with a zillion cameras.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 02, 2023 05:27 PM (wb1YC)

39 this was infuriating

at this point they're all just spitting in our eyes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 02, 2023 05:27 PM (AcWfM)

40 * chirp *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 05:27 PM (IG4Id)

41
Either this motherfucker goes to jail or every J6er gets released from prison and paid $10,000 for each day they were detained.

How about both?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2023 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

42 There's a tunnel that runs from his office building to the House. He didn't need to open that door.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2023 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)

43 Maybe the local fire department and OSHA would like to look into the claim that an alarmed door is left open for the privileged to use for non-emergencies.

Posted by: SteveF at October 02, 2023 05:28 PM (bbPGk)

44 The Babylon bee has been having a lot of fun with this one!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 02, 2023 05:28 PM (MeG8a)

45 Fire Bad!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2023 05:29 PM (63Dwl)

46 We’re fact checking here!

Posted by: Rainman at October 02, 2023 05:29 PM (f57y6)

47 Ya gotta wonder how some of these people manage to put on pants and tie their shoes in the morning without assistance...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 02, 2023 05:23 PM (YIVH2)

Huh??

---John Fetterman

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2023 05:29 PM (BdMk6)

48 Oh, remember all dems think Trump is a Nazi would like to throw his own Grandchildren into the ovens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2023 05:29 PM (pmmLi)

49 "Congressman Bowman did not realize he would trigger a building alarm as he was rushing to make an urgent vote..."

Then he's too stupid to serve.

Who knew pulling a fire alarm would cause an alarm? I mean besides everyone who doesn't live in a remote island hut with no access to the outside world?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 02, 2023 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

50 I suppose if he was 9 years old, it might be plausible that a fire alarm pull box would open a door like those handicap wheelchair buttons do.
Posted by: No Name Today

Except for the fact that 9 yr olds know what 'FIRE' means, yeah, sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 05:29 PM (IG4Id)

51 Weird how there's camera footage of a door and a fire alarm on the wall but the question of who brought cocaine into the White House is just one of those things like Stonehenge or Atlantis that we're never going to solve.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (wb1YC)

52 There's a tunnel that runs from his office building to the House. He didn't need to open that door.
Posted by: JackStraw

Sure he did, after all it was the only way he could think of to delay a vote he didn't want to happen.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (PVjW+)

53 How privileged and white of me (and any others) to make the assumption that any member of the Congressional Black Caucus is capable of (or cares to) READING, let alone OBEYING ANY AMERICAN LAW THAT DOES NOR SUIT him/her/them!

Obviously, we haven't gotten the message in plain sight on TV and the Internet day after day after day since George Floyd decided that he didn't feel like sitting in the back of a police cruiser while experiencing the effects of his drug overdose!

Posted by: Fred Baumann at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (Mja5O)

54 I've been in the corporate world for almost a full three decades and I've been in more elevators than this scrunt has had hot meals and I've seen exactly no one ever just start pushing all the buttons in an elevator when something doesn't work.

I once got stuck in an elevator between floors for about 20 mins. Nobody in the elevator pressed any buttons. Cuz you know we all had an IQ above 70 and knew the thing to do was press the “help” button which, crazy I know, got people to help us and get us out.

Posted by: Montec at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (HnzP8)

55 The devil made me do it.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (sNvzL)

56 Kick this motherfucker out and prosecute him.

..

Gaetz?

I'm on it.

Posted by: McCarthy at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (LccS3)

57 Matt Geatz, along with MTG and Tim Burchette, does in fact lead a NAZI contingent in Congress. There was nothing wrong with those talking points.

Posted by: Sid at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (VQ8+A)

58 >>Except for the fact that 9 yr olds know what 'FIRE' means, yeah, sure.

FIRE BAD!!

Posted by: Sen Fetterman at October 02, 2023 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

59 A designated fire exit, which it was, should be easy enough to open that one severely handicapped (but mobile) could do it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 05:31 PM (ga8qR)

60 the signs that perplexed Bowman were deemed to be readable at a third-grade level

"Fire Alarm" Are you kidding?! We're still working on "Cat" in sixth grade!

Posted by: Baltimore Public Schools at October 02, 2023 05:31 PM (CaJIi)

61 "I activated the fire alarm, mistakenly thinking it would open the door."

iow, he dindu nuffin.

Posted by: x at October 02, 2023 05:31 PM (frATP)

62 Who among us hasn't done something incredibly stupid, lied about it and then called people who pointed out our stupidity and dishonesty "Nazis?"

Posted by: huerfano at October 02, 2023 05:31 PM (cs21Z)

63 Matt Geatz, along with MTG and Tim Burchette, does in fact lead a NAZI contingent in Congress. There was nothing wrong with those talking points.
Posted by: Sid at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (VQ8+A)

Pull the other fire alarm.

Posted by: mrp at October 02, 2023 05:31 PM (rj6Yv)

64 A designated fire exit, which it was, should be easy enough to open that one severely handicapped (but mobile) could do it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Yeah.
~John F.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 02, 2023 05:32 PM (PVjW+)

65 >>Matt Geatz, along with MTG and Tim Burchette, does in fact lead a NAZI contingent in Congress. There was nothing wrong with those talking points.

Hey retard, the Nazi were socialists. Like you. Read a book every now and then.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2023 05:32 PM (ZLI7S)

66 Stephen L. Miller Sep 30, 2023
John Fetterman can't even put pants on by himself and even he knows not to pull the "no touch bright red loud noises thingy on the wall"

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze
"Make the bad sounds stop!"

https://tinyurl.com/8mpf6xun
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 02, 2023 05:32 PM (krqg6)

67 "Short Bus" Sid.
How ya' doin', man?
Missed ya'.

Posted by: MkY at October 02, 2023 05:33 PM (cPGH3)

68 The easiest job in the world? CHFD.

Posted by: 13times at October 02, 2023 05:33 PM (f57y6)

69 42 There's a tunnel that runs from his office building to the House. He didn't need to open that door.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2023 05:27 PM (ZLI7S

And a train reserved for Members so they can get to the House Chamber for votes without getting their feet wet.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 02, 2023 05:33 PM (0rU8g)

70 Seems like he can be charged with obstructing a congressional proceeding.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 02, 2023 05:33 PM (q1uWm)

71 Words fail me at the stupidity of this asshole, and the double standard they apply.

And I for one am getting sick and tired of this "Nazi" bullshit. Just because I'm a conservative? MuthaFu*kas better start watching what they say.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2023 05:33 PM (uSHSS)

72 I'm beginning to think that Bowman is the same type of African American man who doesn't think having gay sex makes him gay. Same level of dim

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2023 05:33 PM (gZYFY)

73 Our munificence knows no bounds...

@ryangrim 11m
The UN and US are sending troops to Haiti again

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 05:33 PM (IG4Id)

74 Then he's too stupid to serve.
........

Representative (D-NY 16th District)
They'll never notice.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

75 I'd like to pull Jamaal Bowman's fire alarm IYKWIM.

Posted by: Sid at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (roH4R)

76 *at this point they're all just spitting in our eyes*

Yeah, that's not spit.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (7gEpo)

77 "Push until alarm sounds"???

Posted by: Oglebay at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (ogTiX)

78 Posted by: Sid at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM

I bet you can't eat your own face.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (IG4Id)

79 One good thing about Sidney... we know he won't reproduce.

Posted by: MkY at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (cPGH3)

80

"Sometimes you're freaking out and you're in an elevator and you're pressing all the buttons," Hostin continued.
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Uh, wut? Not once in my life. That's not what happens. Nobody does that.

Scratch that. I don't actually know that.

I'll grant it's possible that TV personalities are so fucking beefheaded that elevators in studio buildings are caroming around the buildings aimlessly while the "talent" drools all over themselves, crying in the big bad box and mashing buttons in a desperate but futile attempt to escape the cruel game of human pinball they've been trapped by.

Any bets on the max time Sean Hannity's been mindlessly riding the same elevator, starving and wallowing in his own terror-induced effluvia? I'm going with 54 hours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (0FoWg)

81 Representative (D-NY 16th District)
They'll never notice.
Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

Spot On

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2023 05:34 PM (pmmLi)

82 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at October 02, 2023 05:35 PM (LccS3)

83 Hi Sid. Your Mom should be home soon, maybe just a little bowlegged.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

84 FIRE!

The way you walk..and talk..

Posted by: The Ohio Players at October 02, 2023 05:35 PM (amJF4)

85 Thread with a bunch of Jamaal memes:

https://instapundit.com/608627/

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 02, 2023 05:36 PM (krqg6)

86 Everyone in the country hates the smart ass kid that pulls the fire alarm and makes the entire school stand in the cold.

Posted by: mrp at October 02, 2023 05:36 PM (rj6Yv)

87 "Push until alarm sounds" should be the title of a lil Kim song, not a message on a fire door.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 02, 2023 05:36 PM (ogTiX)

88
Congress throws him out, his district will just vote him back in. Probably with a 90+ percent approval rate.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 02, 2023 05:36 PM (+oR7L)

89 Who else reads Sid's comments in John Leguizamo's character voice from Ice Age?

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2023 05:36 PM (iVTfw)

90 >>> I think if you actually do see some of the photos of the signs, I think there’s something to be said about, the government’s about to shut down. There’s a vote clock that’s going down. The exits that are normally open in that building were suddenly closed,” Ocasio-Cortez said.
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Looking a the picture, she's beginning to age and those jowls are beginning to show. Her jowls will be as big as Nixon's by the time she's 40.

https://tinyurl.com/5533v9jt

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 05:37 PM (u6ZFt)

91 And I for one am getting sick and tired of this "Nazi" bullshit. Just because I'm a conservative? MuthaFu*kas better start watching what they say.

Or what?

Posted by: Poland at October 02, 2023 05:37 PM (I/Qkd)

92 The Bowman School for the Gifted.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 02, 2023 05:37 PM (aD39U)

93 Looking a the picture, she's beginning to age and those jowls are beginning to show. Her jowls will be as big as Nixon's by the time she's 40.

WTH are you talking about? Do you want to date her?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2023 05:38 PM (I/Qkd)

94 Congress throws him out, his district will just vote him back in. Probably with a 90+ percent approval rate.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 02, 2023 05:36 PM (+oR7L)

It's the thought that counts.

Posted by: mrp at October 02, 2023 05:38 PM (rj6Yv)

95 I think it's high time we started talking about an IQ test for the people who rule over us. This guy has a brain the size of a walnut. And not a big walnut, like you get at Costco.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2023 05:38 PM (I/Qkd)

96 Here's to bowlegged wimmen.

Posted by: Capt. Quint at October 02, 2023 05:38 PM (IG4Id)

97 "Sometimes you're freaking out and you're in an elevator and you're pressing all the buttons," Hostin continued.

Then you're as stupid or/and as dishonest as this fraud. Neither I nor anyone I have ever seen in an elevator pressed all the buttons in a panic. Now, I may have seen (in a movie) a prank by kids pressing all the buttons as they exit to punish the next guest who enters, but a) a movie is not IRL, and b) that would show it's a "prank". I'd say that ridiculous scenario also damns Jamaal Bowman or any pinhead who might suggest that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 02, 2023 05:39 PM (aXxgO)

98 Congress throws him out, his district will just vote him back in. Probably with a 90+ percent approval rate.

And until that changes, black America will continue to fail.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2023 05:39 PM (I/Qkd)

99 My lefty-liberal brother (CA-dumbkopf) went on and on about NY congress-critter Geo. Santos, in family commentary.

But since Menendez and Bowman, he's been silent. It's been glorious.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 02, 2023 05:39 PM (APPN8)

100 AOC's "sell by" date has already passed.

Posted by: MkY at October 02, 2023 05:39 PM (cPGH3)

101 Where's the freaking video? The pic of him reaching for the alarm is a video still. Tough Guy Kevin McCarthy runs the House and the Capital Police, Defenders of Our Democracy, report to him. Right?

Posted by: jeannebodine at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (ZPRIx)

102 Just like the fire hoses at Birmingham, we again see white supremacist so-called "safety measures" such as fire alarms and emergency exits being weaponized to oppress black bodies.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates trying to get attention at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (S0soJ)

103 Of course she might stop off back at the docks first, in that case she may not be home for days.
There's TV dinners in the frig, Sid.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

104 He is going to get away with it

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (fwDg9)

105 AOC's "sell by" date has already passed.

I'd be willing to test that date.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (I/Qkd)

106 I think if you actually do see some of the photos of the signs, I think there’s something to be said about, the government’s about to shut down. There’s a vote clock that’s going down. The exits that are normally open in that building were suddenly closed,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

***

"Better pull the lever that says FIRE then, I guess."
- Post-Wall Latina

Posted by: Azathoth at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (wb1YC)

107 Why would doors marked "emergency exit only" be, according to Bowman, "always left open"?

Posted by: creeper at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (cTCuP)

108 He is going to get away with it

Of course he is.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (I/Qkd)

109 " "Sometimes you're freaking out and you're in an elevator and you're pressing all the buttons," Hostin continued."

hysteria. It's a thing.

Posted by: fd at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (vFG9F)

110 Sid is another Average Joe......who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (BdMk6)

111 Josh Kruger. I can’t stop laughing. It’s magically delicious. Odds there’s some nice wholesome gay-friendly child molestation in his CV? This miserable prick cocksucker was def raping boys.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (Lm6c2)

112 Regarding our esteemed colleague, Rep. Bowman (D-NY),

Some person did some thing.
A mistake may have been made.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Ultra-MAGA Extreme Nazi Republicans seize and pounce!
Time to move on!

Posted by: DNC, a wholly-owned division of GlobalistElite, LLC at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (a3Q+t)

113 "alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h
So his staff is putting out talking points without his review? Or am I misunderstanding."

That's not so bad. Scranton Joe's staff is burying a country without him, so it can be done.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (aXxgO)

114 Well he isn't, for as stupid as this excuse is, to be the dumbest politician

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (fwDg9)

115 He is going to get away with it
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (fwDg9)

Of course he is. Was there ever any doubt?
And And And he will probably get a COM or MSM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (pmmLi)

116 I think it's high time we started talking about an IQ test for the people who rule over us. This guy has a brain the size of a walnut. And not a big walnut, like you get at Costco.
Posted by: Archimedes

Shriven hazelnut.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 05:42 PM (ga8qR)

117 Posted by: Sid at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (VQ8+A)
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So, where are their national programs like "Strength Through Joy" or the "People's Wagon"?

But, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about and like to cry "Nazi".

Posted by: Rep. Jamaal Bowman at October 02, 2023 05:42 PM (krQz2)

118 Signs using words with more than one syllable are another systemic ray-cizm burden we black men have to carry.

Posted by: Jay Bo at October 02, 2023 05:43 PM (5fDan)

119 I think it's high time we started talking about an IQ test for the people who rule over us. This guy has a brain the size of a walnut. And not a big walnut, like you get at Costco.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Their intelligence is leveraged toward the collection of graft.

It's not that they are dumb, it's just that they aren't good enough at lying.

Posted by: Rep. Jamaal Bowman at October 02, 2023 05:43 PM (krQz2)

120 His constituents wanted him to pull the Fire Alarm.

He is only doing their bidding.

Because everyone knows that Ukraine funding is the top issue for Americans.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (0rsFX)

121 Where's the freaking video? The pic of him reaching for the alarm is a video still. Tough Guy Kevin McCarthy runs the House and the Capital Police, Defenders of Our Democracy, report to him. Right?
Posted by: jeannebodine at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (ZPRIx)

Something this easy needs to spend a few days on the front burner on simmer. Give the Dems a few days to sweat, and if they don't do the right thing, hold a press conference, release the video with a committee report in hand, and have a ball.

Posted by: mrp at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (rj6Yv)

122 I swear to Gaia I thought it stood for "Fucking Insurrectionist Republicans Everywhere"

Posted by: Representative Bowman at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (hqVaF)

123 I'd be willing to test that date.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM

To be fair, everyone who wants to date her is.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)

124 Hostin's "push all the buttons" excuse just shows how far the communists are willing to go to cover up the gaffes their leading idiots make on a regular basis.

It also illustrates the difference between the communists and the liberals in Congress (their are no conservatives). If it has been MTG that had pulled the alarm, a couple of dozen RINOs would have co-sponsored the request for discipline. "Our" side doesn't have the same instinct to protect its own--that's one of the reasons "our" side gets nothing done, even when we occasionally have the numbers.

Posted by: Crusader at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (ibQSj)

125 Imagine if MTG or Boobert pulled this stunt ….

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (Lm6c2)

126 Sometimes you're also just freaking out in the bathroom and you just eat the whole roll of toilet paper, wipe your ass with your shoes, throw them in the sink, and then give yourself a stinky swirly, too.

Don't you, Sunny?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (0FoWg)

127 The exits that are normally open in that building were suddenly closed,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

Is she saying that the J6 literally just walked in doors that are "normally open".

Great security dum-dum.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 05:45 PM (ga8qR)

128 He is going to get away with it
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 05:40 PM (fwDg9)

Of course he is. Was there ever any doubt?
And And And he will probably get a COM or MSM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (pmmLi)
---
AOC wants the impeachment investigated.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2023 05:45 PM (krQz2)

129 Congress throws him out, his district will just vote him back in

..

Tee hee!

Posted by: Tennessee 3 at October 02, 2023 05:45 PM (LccS3)

130 Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2023 05:41 PM (BdMk6)

Oh man, thanks for bringing that one back. It's been awhile!

Posted by: pookysgirl feels like she's been at the HQ forever at October 02, 2023 05:45 PM (dtlDP)

131 The exits that are normally open in that building were suddenly closed

Because someone pulled the fire alarm, duh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 02, 2023 05:45 PM (aD39U)

132 105 AOC's "sell by" date has already passed.

I'd be willing to test that date.

Posted by: Archimedes
------------

She looks more like a woman than a kid.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 05:45 PM (u6ZFt)

133 Do the media in charge of covering all this up ever take a look and say, man... I can't believe I have to pants myself on national TV again for these idiots...?

Posted by: Inogame at October 02, 2023 05:46 PM (53oGX)

134 If Congress starts a "People's Wagon" program, it could end up this advanced.

https://tinyurl.com/2fpspxcy

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 02, 2023 05:46 PM (mNmNo)

135 Hostin's "push all the buttons" excuse just shows how far the communists are willing to go to cover up the gaffes their leading idiots make on a regular basis.

Posted by: Crusader at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (ibQSj)
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It's not a lie if they believe it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2023 05:46 PM (krQz2)

136 Something this easy needs to spend a few days on the front burner on simmer. Give the Dems a few days to sweat, and if they don't do the right thing, hold a press conference, release the video with a committee report in hand, and have a ball.
Posted by: mrp

Yeah, but that would require a Speaker who is interested in US winning. Not the Reps, US.
Ain't gonna happen.
Where are all the promised tapes of Jan 6th?
All the Budget process promises?
"The answers my friend, are blowing in the wind...

Posted by: MkY at October 02, 2023 05:46 PM (cPGH3)

137 an if u beleeb that shit

Posted by: DaveA at October 02, 2023 05:46 PM (FhXTo)

138 Do the media in charge of covering all this up ever take a look and say, man... I can't believe I have to pants myself on national TV again for these idiots...?

***

The shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 02, 2023 05:46 PM (wb1YC)

139 A IQ test for Congressman might leave many districts without representation

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 05:47 PM (fwDg9)

140 AOC said she would vote with Gaetz to oust McCarthy.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 05:47 PM (u6ZFt)

141 This material just writes itself.
I mean, if comedy were still comedy a writer's strike would be meaningless, although it is anyway... it's like shooting fish in a barrel, it's so absurd.

Has anyone ever seen, in all human history except for Communist/Socialist Dictatorships, a creative class or media so scared to mock this kind of shit? What are they so scared of, that they're acting like a bunch of dirt-poor villagers cowering from Khmer Rouge teenagers with AKs? This USA Creative Class is so frightened by being out-grouped they can't even mock an obviously mockable action?

Posted by: What a pack of cowardly shitbirds. at October 02, 2023 05:47 PM (OBrvS)

142 Whoopsie-doodle~!

@KerryPicket 8m
Rep. Jamaal Bowman claims he was not involved in office's advice to Dems to call Republicans 'Nazis'

Posted by: Capt. Quint at October 02, 2023 05:47 PM (IG4Id)

143 >>> Hostin's "push all the buttons" excuse just shows how far the communists are willing to go to cover up the gaffes their leading idiots make on a regular basis.

She probably has done it, got caught, and claimed she had a panic attack rather than just fessing up to be an imp.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 05:47 PM (ga8qR)

144 He knew what he was doing, he got caught and has no reasonable explanation other than yeah he did it on purpose

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 05:48 PM (fwDg9)

145 Do the media in charge of covering all this up ever take a look and say, man... I can't believe I have to pants myself on national TV again for these idiots...?
Posted by: Inogame at October 02, 2023 05:46 PM (53oGX)

Nope. They cash their checks, wake up in the morning, and start lying all over again.

Posted by: mrp at October 02, 2023 05:48 PM (rj6Yv)

146 Nicholas Fondacaro @NickFondacaro 6h
Faux conservative Alyssa Farah Griffin proclaims that Jamaal Bowman "allegedly" pulled the fire alarm despite him admitting to it.
Whoopi immediately stopped her from talking about it. Whoopi says they'll talk about it later. We'll see.

When they finally get around to Bowman, Farah Griffin still claims he "allegedly pulled a fire alarm." But admits there are pictures and video of him pulling it.
Ana Navarro whines about how there are people pointing out that his goal was to disrupt congressional proceedings.

Racist Sunny Hostin doesn't want to call what Bowman did "a stunt yet" because there still needs to be an investigation.
She suggests the doors were closed as some sort of plot to keep him from reading: "The doors...to the chambers to read were somehow miraculously closed."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 02, 2023 05:48 PM (krqg6)

147 I can relate. Sometimes you're freaking out in a bank vault and you stuff all your pockets with bullion in the hope of having enough mass to run straight through the vault door.

Posted by: R Menendez at October 02, 2023 05:48 PM (0FoWg)

148 125 Imagine if MTG or Boobert pulled this stunt ….
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (Lm6c2)

Boobert was pulling a stunt of her own... we saw that vid immediately...

Posted by: Inogame at October 02, 2023 05:48 PM (53oGX)

149 Nicholas Fondacaro @NickFondacaro 6h
Whoopi argues that Bowman just pressed a random button because you need to break glass to activate ALL fire alarms.
And despite them showing a picture of the alarm he pulled, Whoopi claims "It just looks like a button. I can't see the button."

CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME: Whoopi says the "point" is that the door was closed to prevent Bowman from reading the CR and stop him from voting:
"I would have pressed whatever I had to press to get the door open because I know you would expect me not to be there to vote."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at October 02, 2023 05:49 PM (krqg6)

150 This retarded retard didn’t come up with this on his own. It was a plan by his scumbag party. His next line of defense will be … wait for it … RACISM because all the white supremes in his own party got him to their dirty work.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 02, 2023 05:49 PM (Lm6c2)

151 107 Why would doors marked "emergency exit only" be, according to Bowman, "always left open"?

thus, the confusion

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 05:49 PM (v3pYe)

152 The Ringstag Fire Alarm

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2023 05:49 PM (44ww/)

153 Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 05:47 PM (u6ZFt

Second look at HorseTeeth McBigTits?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 02, 2023 05:49 PM (hMxzC)

154 Sometimes you're also just freaking out in the bathroom and you just eat the whole roll of toilet paper, wipe your ass with your shoes, throw them in the sink, and then give yourself a stinky swirly, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2023 05:44 PM (0FoWg)
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Been there, done that, pal.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at October 02, 2023 05:49 PM (krQz2)

155 "I know Jamaal, and so again, I'm a little biased, but the doors that are normally open so that he could get to the chambers to read were somehow miraculously closed. How did that happen?"

By "normally open" she means just an alarm sounds until the door closes. Who cares if it triggers a security response every time some asshole goes out those doors. So security put a 30second delay to discourage routine use of the doors. And Bowman thought the pull station would make the doors unlock faster. It didn't. Then he panicked and ran to a different door hoping he wouldn't get caught, forgetting cameras are a thing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 02, 2023 05:50 PM (5iCZZ)

156 Hostin's "push all the buttons" excuse just shows how far the communists are willing to go to cover up the gaffes their leading idiots make on a regular basis.

***

The only time you ever see that done is in movies or TV shows which is probably where she gets most of her life knowledge from.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 02, 2023 05:51 PM (wb1YC)

157 Democrats can get away with a lot of shit, Republicans not so much, so it's really a head scratcher how Joe Scarborough got away with whacking his intern.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 02, 2023 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)

158 Our Ruling Class are as smart as our trolls. Barely functional retards, at best.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 02, 2023 05:51 PM (VTm8j)

159 Why would doors marked "emergency exit only" be, according to Bowman, "always left open"?

thus, the confusion
Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 05:49 PM (v3pYe)
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See, it did have something to do with "emergency". He probably read it as "Pull Handle If Emergency Doors Aren't Open".

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2023 05:52 PM (krQz2)

160 Whoopi says the "point" is that the door was closed to prevent Bowman from reading the CR and stop him from voting:

DNC Get Out Of Jail Card #237: I was being disenfranchised!

Posted by: Congressman 'Jamaal' (let that one sink in) at October 02, 2023 05:52 PM (ptElO)

161 I am still watching the junkies of Philly. It is horrifying, yet I can't look away.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 02, 2023 05:52 PM (aD39U)

162 Short Bus Bowman
Cause every Dem needs representation...

Posted by: MkY at October 02, 2023 05:53 PM (cPGH3)

163
AOC said she would vote with Gaetz to oust McCarthy.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 05:47 PM

I gotta weird feeling some people in bed with the wrong people puts Nancy and her really big gavel back in the Speakers chair.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 02, 2023 05:53 PM (enJYY)

164 Democrats can get away with a lot of shit, Republicans not so much, so it's really a head scratcher how Joe Scarborough got away with whacking his intern.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 02, 2023 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)
---
Dems: "We own you."

Scar: "Yes. Yes, you do."

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2023 05:53 PM (krQz2)

165 Is there anything Nazi Republicans CAN'T do?!

*I queued it up for you fellahs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 02, 2023 05:53 PM (OuISO)

166 Rep. Jamaal Bowman claims he was not involved in office's advice to Dems to call Republicans 'Nazis'

Which isn't quite the same as saying not to do that. It's just saying "I didn't tell them to do that." Although of course, he did. Because if there's one thing we know about Jamaal Bowman, it's that he's a hilariously bad liar.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 02, 2023 05:53 PM (nfrXX)

167 157 Democrats can get away with a lot of shit, Republicans not so much, so it's really a head scratcher how Joe Scarborough got away with whacking his intern.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
---------------

He sold his soul to the Democrats.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 05:53 PM (u6ZFt)

168 All he has to do is claim that he saw a noose and he panicked.

Posted by: t-bird at October 02, 2023 05:53 PM (ptElO)

169 Why would doors marked "emergency exit only" be, according to Bowman, "always left open"?

thus, the confusion
Posted by: peasant scum anachronda

Double secret side door that members use to bypass access controlled entry into the building.
Somebody moved the rock they use to prop the door open.

Somebody keeps moving the damn rock.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 05:54 PM (ga8qR)

170 I can't believe a 30 second delay passes fire code. Imagine the panic if there was an actual emergency, and you had a bunch of freaked out smooth brained staffers all trying to crowd out of an emergency exit that wasn't opening.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 02, 2023 05:54 PM (5iCZZ)

171 They will spend the next 44 days fighting over this and have to come up with another deal so the country can survive until January 2024.

Posted by: fd at October 02, 2023 05:54 PM (vFG9F)

172 CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME: Whoopi says the "point" is that the door was closed to prevent Bowman from reading the CR and stop him from voting:
"I would have pressed whatever I had to press to get the door open because I know you would expect me not to be there to vote."

***

Yes, let's pretend Whoopie Goldberg could even spell "continuing resolution" out loud.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 02, 2023 05:55 PM (wb1YC)

173 You're damn right I pulled the fire alarm!

Posted by: Colonel Jamal Jessep at October 02, 2023 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

174 so it's really a head scratcher how Joe Scarborough got away with whacking his intern.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 02, 2023 05:51 PM (XV/Pl)

Sometimes your intern freaks out, locks herself in your office, and proceeds to beat herself to death in the hope that a security guard will notice the commotion and come help. It happens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2023 05:55 PM (0FoWg)

175 "Imagine the panic if there was an actual emergency, and you had a bunch of freaked out smooth brained staffers all trying to crowd out of an emergency exit that wasn't opening."

It's a "panic bar". Push it. Nothing happens. Panic.

Posted by: fd at October 02, 2023 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

176 140 AOC said she would vote with Gaetz to oust McCarthy.

we're saved! ~~captain taggart~~ aoc has saved us!

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 05:55 PM (v3pYe)

177 Late to the party but Bowman has backed off the nazi thing blaming it on unnamed staffer

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 02, 2023 05:56 PM (TIj0x)

178 It's red and it says FIRE ALARM in big white letters. He's a fucking liar and so are all his apologists.

He needs to be booted. Twelve triple E steel toes right up the squeakhole.

Posted by: JEM at October 02, 2023 05:56 PM (8erNz)

179 "Whoopi says the 'point' is that the door was closed to prevent Bowman from reading the CR and stop him from voting:"

Just him, eh? Every other member in the House managed NOT to get blocked in (or confused/panicked), but somehow it was his vote that was absolutely essential to break a... non-tie.

Maybe you should just sit the next month out, Whoopi.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 02, 2023 05:56 PM (aXxgO)

180
Obviously there was a second fire-alarm puller on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: Oliver Stone at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (+oR7L)

181 >>Late to the party but Bowman has backed off the nazi thing blaming it on unnamed staffer

Whew!

I originally read that as 'unarmed'.

Posted by: Michele Fields at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (TJKU9)

182 @163

>>I gotta weird feeling some people in bed with the wrong people puts Nancy and her really big gavel back in the Speakers chair.

I'm of two minds about this, well one main thought and two paths...

We are never extricating ourselves from our predicament without the whole rotting, corrupt edifice imploding, so the options are...

Fight like hell to hold off what's coming as long as possible.

Or

Hasten the end.

Decisions, Decisons...

While I'm dwelling, I think I'll have a Gimlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)

183 Obviously there was a second fire-alarm puller on the grassy knoll.
Posted by: Oliver Stone at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (+oR7L)

Yup.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (4I/2K)

184 169 Double secret side door that members use to bypass access controlled entry into the building.
Somebody moved the rock they use to prop the door open.

Somebody keeps moving the damn rock.

out: who moved my cheese?
in: who moved the rock?

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (v3pYe)

185 What does a nazi turkey say?

Posted by: Capt. Quint at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (IG4Id)

186 >>AOC said she would vote with Gaetz to oust McCarthy.

She just wants to Date him.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (TJKU9)

187 This Nazi thing is a distraction.
Ima Nazi hesa Nazi ura Nazi too

Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 05:58 PM (u6ZFt)

188 161 I am still watching the junkies of Philly. It is horrifying, yet I can't look away.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Disinformation! A murdered gay guy says that's exaggerated!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 02, 2023 05:58 PM (VTm8j)

189 You're damn right I pulled the fire alarm!
Posted by: Colonel Jamal Jessep at October 02, 2023 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

LMAO

Now THAT is funny. I am stealing that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2023 05:58 PM (pmmLi)

190 What does a nazi turkey say?
Posted by: Capt. Quint at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (IG4Id)
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Goebels, goebels.

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2023 05:58 PM (krQz2)

191 What does a nazi turkey say?
Posted by: Capt. Quint at October 02, 2023 05:57 PM (IG4Id)
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Cluck heil?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 02, 2023 05:58 PM (ScR16)

192 Why would a congressman pull the alarm and not some disposable staffer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (5iCZZ)

193 You gotta PULL THE FIREALARM!!

PULL THE FIREALARM!!

Posted by: Upstanding Citizen Ray Epps at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (krQz2)

194 Goebble, goebble.

Posted by: Capt. Quint at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (IG4Id)

195 bowman is clearly trying to steal ocasio-crackpot's title as dumbest member of the house of reps. let's see if he knows what a garbage disposal thing is.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (B1FKF)

196 @180

>>Obviously there was a second fire-alarm puller on the grassy knoll.

It was Roger McDowell.

--
Ersatz Cosmo Kramer

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (XV/Pl)

197 I think the Transit Cops are loading up a couple of dead junkies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (aD39U)

198 Schumer to immediately introduce legislation that would allow Congressmen with an IQ below 80 to pull fire alarms.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

199 178 It's red and it says FIRE ALARM in big white letters.

supremacist letters, you say?

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (v3pYe)

200 I can't believe a 30 second delay passes fire code. Imagine the panic if there was an actual emergency, and you had a bunch of freaked out smooth brained staffers all trying to crowd out of an emergency exit that wasn't opening.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Door may have a mag-lock which is released when a pull station is tripped. Although, on occassion, there may be a system that goes 'secure' (rather than 'safe') when an alarm is tripped.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (ga8qR)

201 I don't understand. I want to check for a new post but my browser won't refresh.

Anyway, I gots to go -- the fire alarm is going off.

Posted by: Jamaal Bowman at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (Dh1Nh)

202 His appearance is grotesque, to me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (5iCZZ)

203 I don't know if this was brought up, but Peter Doocy asked KJP if Joe Biden ever pulled a fire alarm to get out of a meeting. KJP said she hadn't spoken with Biden and wouldn't comment. Pretty funny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (gZYFY)

204 I think the Transit Cops are loading up a couple of dead junkies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (aD39U)

Bring out yer dead! *clang*

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (4I/2K)

205 How many nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (IG4Id)

206 I was once stuck in an elevator at DFW with Tim Conway. Nobody pushed all the buttons.

Posted by: Blutarski at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (Fwuhb)

207 192 Why would a congressman pull the alarm and not some disposable staffer?

i'm willing to bet that he also frequently pulls some disposable staffer.

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (v3pYe)

208 Alyssa Farah Griffin proclaims that Jamaal Bowman "allegedly" pulled the fire alarm despite him admitting to it.'

I recall years ago being seated and cuffed in a CPD station with a rather unhappy Chicago Police Sergeant telling me what I did, and I interjected, "*Allegedly* did!*"

That went over about as well as one might expect.

Posted by: It was mild by old time CPD standards at October 02, 2023 06:01 PM (OBrvS)

209 let's see if he knows what a garbage disposal thing is.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (B1FKF)
.......

Hey Jamaal, there's a fork stuck in that thing. Could you reach in there and grab it?

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

210 aoc's fiance looks like the guy on the food channel who does those 'can you eat this ten pound cheeseburger in less than 30 minutes' guy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2023 06:01 PM (B1FKF)

211 @203

>>I don't know if this was brought up, but Peter Doocy asked KJP if Joe Biden ever pulled a fire alarm to get out of a meeting. KJP said she hadn't spoken with Biden and wouldn't comment. Pretty funny

Ducey knows he never going to get a serious response to any question he asks, I would just start asking patently absurd questions of KJP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 02, 2023 06:01 PM (XV/Pl)

212 bowman is clearly trying to steal ocasio-crackpot's title as dumbest member of the house of reps. let's see if he knows what a garbage disposal thing is.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (B1FKF)
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Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2023 06:01 PM (krQz2)

213 Fire Alarms are racist. Congressional voting procedures are racist. Security cameras and their footage are racist. News reporting is all racist.

The opposite political party to mine is racist. All commentary not believing my lies is racist.

Posted by: goatexchange at October 02, 2023 06:01 PM (APPN8)

214 His appearance is grotesque, to me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (5iCZZ)
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Yet you can't look away.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at October 02, 2023 06:01 PM (ScR16)

215 198 Schumer to immediately introduce legislation that would allow Congressmen with an IQ below 80 to pull fire alarms.
Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

Nah it'll be for Dems only. And it'll get 36 R votes for it.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at October 02, 2023 06:02 PM (LccS3)

216 200 Door may have a mag-lock which is released when a pull station is tripped. Although, on occassion, there may be a system that goes 'secure' (rather than 'safe') when an alarm is tripped.

to guarantee it opening, you have to pull the insurrection alarm.

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 06:02 PM (v3pYe)

217 Imagaine being the Architect and having to come up a security system and life safety system for people this dumb.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 06:02 PM (ga8qR)

218 @197 feel good story of the day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2023 06:02 PM (gZYFY)

219 Magic Nazi 8-Ball says, "Blödsinn"

Posted by: Magic Nazi 8-Ball at October 02, 2023 06:02 PM (IpdaE)

220 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2023 06:02 PM (0QZve)

221 How many nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (IG4Id)
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* slaps wcl *
I VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!!!

Posted by: Nazi Interrogator at October 02, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)

222 {216} ... to guarantee it opening, you have to pull the insurrection alarm.

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 06:02 PM (v3pYe)

Pull once for January, and then another six times?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 02, 2023 06:03 PM (qPw5n)

223 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 06:03 PM (T4tVD)

224 Ace, dontcha know?

It's not criminality when the left *spit* does it. Then it becomes "direct action."

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2023 06:03 PM (0QZve)

225 187 This Nazi thing is a distraction.
Ima Nazi hesa Nazi ura Nazi too

Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi

i'm going to have the nazi nazi nazi nazi nazi baked beans nazi and nazi.

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 06:04 PM (v3pYe)

226 Beautiful evening out thar to end a beautiful day.

Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 06:04 PM (T4tVD)

227 I don't know if this was brought up, but Peter Doocy asked KJP if Joe Biden ever pulled a fire alarm to get out of a meeting. KJP said she hadn't spoken with Biden and wouldn't comment. Pretty funny
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Heh
So that was real.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 06:04 PM (ga8qR)

228 to guarantee it opening, you have to pull the insurrection alarm.

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 06:02 PM (v3pYe)
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Try it, mutherfucka!

Posted by: Michael Byrd at October 02, 2023 06:04 PM (krQz2)

229 'joy to the world for i am born'

jesus performing at a night club (south park)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 02, 2023 06:04 PM (B1FKF)

230 CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME: Whoopi says the "point" is that the door was closed to prevent Bowman from reading the CR and stop him from voting:

Posted by: Azathoth at October 02, 2023 05:55 PM (wb1YC)

Wouldn't closing a door prevent R and D alike from getting through? Or is this some kind of special emergency door for Bowman's exclusive use, which is "usually left open" for his special self?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 02, 2023 06:04 PM (OX9vb)

231 217 Imagaine being the Architect and having to come up a security system and life safety system for people this dumb.

phase 1: wrap them all in bubble wrap
phase 2: ???
phase 3: safety!

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 06:05 PM (v3pYe)

232
Old and Busted: You can't falsely yell "Fire" in a crowded theater.

New and Shiny: You can falsely yell "Fire" in a crowded Capitol.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2023 06:05 PM (MoZTd)

233 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WKhMrrIUbJk

So y'know about that freighter that the Irish captured with 5000lb of Colombian nose joy on board?

The Irish, for staffing among other things, only have two functional coastal patrol ships.

Posted by: JEM at October 02, 2023 06:05 PM (8erNz)

234 Has anyone said nothing will happen yet?

Because nothing will happen.

Posted by: blaster at October 02, 2023 06:05 PM (dWjpk)

235 *shakes ball again*

Stier Scheiße

Posted by: Magic Nazi 8-Ball at October 02, 2023 06:06 PM (IpdaE)

236 How many nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 06:00 PM (IG4Id)
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Trick question. Nazis are to busy gassing trannies to bother with light bulbs.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

237
On CBS News tonight: what Nazi Republican pulled the fire alarm?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2023 06:06 PM (MoZTd)

238 Nazi Republican

This seems redundant.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 02, 2023 06:07 PM (aD39U)

239 I can't believe a 30 second delay passes fire code. Imagine the panic if there was an actual emergency, and you had a bunch of freaked out smooth brained staffers all trying to crowd out of an emergency exit that wasn't opening.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Door may have a mag-lock which is released when a pull station is tripped. Although, on occassion, there may be a system that goes 'secure' (rather than 'safe') when an alarm is tripped.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 02, 2023 05:59 PM (ga8qR)

With that said, two possibilities.

1. It's an automagic door with the big silvery square button that opens it for cripples.

B. Bowman is a lying retard lying through his lying retarded fucking teeth.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2023 06:07 PM (Boa7v)

240 Stupid stunts deserve stupid prizes

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2023 06:07 PM (Vvzjo)

241 230 Wouldn't closing a door prevent R and D alike from getting through?

there you go again with them negative waves

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at October 02, 2023 06:07 PM (v3pYe)

242 Wouldn't closing a door prevent R and D alike from getting through? Or is this some kind of special emergency door for Bowman's exclusive use, which is "usually left open" for his special self?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 02, 2023 06:04 PM (OX9vb)

Because SHUT UP that's why!

Posted by: blaster at October 02, 2023 06:07 PM (dWjpk)

243 Oh, I see AnonyBotymousDrivel got to that before I did.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 02, 2023 06:07 PM (OX9vb)

244 Cut Jaamal some slack. Elf is his favorite movie and he was just role-playing.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 02, 2023 06:08 PM (DsA2n)

245 Why did the nazi cross the road?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 06:08 PM (IG4Id)

246 Democrats get away with a lot of shit because they are running with the show

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 06:08 PM (fwDg9)

247 Old and Busted: You can't falsely yell "Fire" in a crowded theater.

New and Shiny: You can falsely yell "Fire" in a crowded Capitol.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2023 06:05 PM (MoZTd)
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Correction: You have to be a member of an accepted party!

Posted by: Merrick "Gulag" Garland at October 02, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)

248 Anna Puma -

Got yer ticket ?

Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 06:08 PM (T4tVD)

249 Why did the Nazi chicken cross the road?

Posted by: Axeman at October 02, 2023 06:09 PM (krQz2)

250 Supposedly Jamaal has disavowed the Nazi stuff. Said that language was used without his approval.

Posted by: blaster at October 02, 2023 06:09 PM (dWjpk)

251 "Peter Doocy asked KJP if Joe Biden ever pulled a fire alarm to get out of a meeting."

He might as well troll her and the Administration from now on. It's all a lie and a travesty of a sham anyway.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 02, 2023 06:09 PM (aXxgO)

252 Bowman > Hank 'Guam' Johnson?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2023 06:09 PM (Vvzjo)

253 I recall years ago being seated and cuffed in a CPD station with a rather unhappy Chicago Police Sergeant telling me what I did, and I interjected, "*Allegedly* did!*"

That went over about as well as one might expect.
Posted by: It was mild by old time CPD standards at October 02, 2023 06:01 PM (OBrvS)

LOL. I did that with an OK State Trooper once. The evil grin on his face predicted my immediate future.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2023 06:09 PM (BdMk6)

254 Stupid stunts deserve stupid prizes
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2023 06:07 PM (Vvzjo)

For his next trick, Representative Bowman will jump a motorcycle over the Grand Canyon while on fire.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2023 06:10 PM (Boa7v)

255 Need to

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2023 06:10 PM (Vvzjo)

256 I know you just want to date me, Peter.

Posted by: KJP at October 02, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

257 Why did the Nazi chicken cross the road?
Posted by: Axeman

Get off my corner, untermensch~!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2023 06:10 PM (IG4Id)

258
Why did the Nazi chicken cross the road?
Posted by: Axeman

________

To end the Jewish-Bolshevik threat once and for all! Sieg Heil!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2023 06:10 PM (MoZTd)

259 Are Kevin McCarthy and Joe Biden secret Nazi brothers?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 06:11 PM (u6ZFt)

260 Two of the junkies are gone, only a pair of piss puddles remain.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 02, 2023 06:11 PM (aD39U)

261 Bowman > Hank 'Guam' Johnson?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2023 06:09 PM (Vvzjo)

William "Cold Cash" Jefferson > Jamaal "Fire Alarm" Bowman > Hank "Guam" Johnson

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2023 06:11 PM (4I/2K)

262 Oh, Jamaal, please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 02, 2023 06:11 PM (RIvkX)

263 Doocy asked whether Biden would pull a fire alarm to get out of a meeting. Which is actually stupid. KJP gave an eye roll response.

Posted by: blaster at October 02, 2023 06:11 PM (dWjpk)

264 Just looked up Bowman on Wikipedia. He's married to a woman last name of Oppenheimer. He's probably just upset about not getting any residuals from the movie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 02, 2023 06:11 PM (gZYFY)

265 Democrats get away with a lot of shit because they are running with the show
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2023 06:08 PM

We're glad you called us the show. It helps keep the negativity toward us down.

Posted by: Big Penguin at October 02, 2023 06:12 PM (a3Q+t)

266 I thought Hank Johnson had lifetime tenure as the dumbest man in Congress.

Posted by: creeper at October 02, 2023 06:13 PM (cTCuP)

267 It's veruh simple.

If DC capsizes, you're gonna grab onto any handle!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 02, 2023 06:13 PM (krQz2)

268 Ok which racist Nazi Republican messed with the tampon disposal?

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg furiously stuffing her used tampon into the vending machine coin slot at October 02, 2023 06:14 PM (OZjDX)

269 Oppenheimer?

Well we already knew he was no rocket surgeon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 02, 2023 06:14 PM (Vvzjo)

270 Fire Alarms are racist. Congressional voting procedures are racist. Security cameras and their footage are racist. News reporting is all racist.

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Smoke alarms are racist.
Fire alarms are Nazis.

Duh.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 02, 2023 06:14 PM (AbL8c)

271 ...78.3% of the Bolsheviks were Russian and 10% were Jewish; compared to 34% and 20% for the Mensheviks.
_Wiki

Posted by: Braenyard at October 02, 2023 06:14 PM (u6ZFt)

272 Smoke alarms are racist.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 02, 2023 06:14 PM (AbL8c)
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Garage door pull loops are racist.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 02, 2023 06:15 PM (krQz2)

273 noood Portland sucks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at October 02, 2023 06:16 PM (xcxpd)

274 The sexual tension between Doocy and KJP just gets more intense every day. Soon they'll have break them up using a fire hose.

Posted by: wth at October 02, 2023 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

275 Oh, hey, there's a Nood!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 02, 2023 06:16 PM (OX9vb)

276 Insurectiony, no?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2023 06:18 PM (eggM4)

277 We all pay his salary. Be better off setting that money on fire.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 02, 2023 06:18 PM (uUFf+)

278 The fire alarm in The Barrel consists of gnarled clenched hand with the index finger pointing toward you, and a sign that says "Pull my finger".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 02, 2023 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

279 Did he do an urkel voice....Did I doooo thaaat?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2023 06:18 PM (eggM4)

280 Need to
Posted by: Anna Puma

Best of luck !

Posted by: JT at October 02, 2023 06:19 PM (T4tVD)

281 I thought Hank Johnson had lifetime tenure as the dumbest man in Congress.
Posted by: creeper at October 02, 2023 06:13 PM (cTCuP)

There's an intense competitiveness in congress as to who will hold that title. It's a battle of stupidity nowadays.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 02, 2023 06:22 PM (BdMk6)

282 Matt Geatz, along with MTG and Tim Burchette, does in fact lead a NAZI contingent in Congress. There was nothing wrong with those talking points.
Posted by: Sid at October 02, 2023 05:30 PM (VQ8+A)

If they (and we) were Nazis, you and your cohorts would be smoke going up a chimney, so STFU.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 02, 2023 06:53 PM (Zvtjl)

283 17 Ya gotta wonder how some of these people manage to put on pants and tie their shoes in the morning without assistance...

Who says they don't have help getting dressed ??

Posted by: OkJohn at October 02, 2023 07:52 PM (NC/it)

284 Every kid in his school figured out how to open doors without pulling the fire alarm, but not Principal Bowman.

Posted by: Socratease at October 02, 2023 08:41 PM (nK5nK)

285 Dumber then a Stump which makes the Stump more intelligent then this Dunderhead

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 02, 2023 11:36 PM (FLiOE)

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