You're A Better Man Than I Am, ONT

Welcome to Friday night! I've had this picture of a tomahawk steak in my meme folder for a while now. I don't remember why I put it there, it's not a meme. It sure does look yummy though, doesn't it?

Fido Friday: Everybody dance!

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Clown show in The Hat

Clown show has unintended consequences

Japanese McDonald's commercial

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This has actually ignited an online shitstorm about how traditional and wholesome it is vs what we get in the west. I think it's a great commercial. Why don't we get commercials like this over here? Shinzo Abe would be proud.

This is so....human

This is hilarious

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I don't know much about Italian politics. I enjoyed my time in Italy, but their politics is something I observe from a disinterested distance. That being said, this seems 100% accurate to me

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Check twice before leaving

Prescient

And y'all thought I was weird

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ATTENTION! It has been pointed out that I posted a link in the sidebar (the passing of Brooks) that was behind a paywall. (CBD fixed it, thanks CBD). I'm sorry, it wasn't behind a paywall for me, I don't know why. There's nothing I can do. You'll have to leave now.

Oh, off topic, but y'all please feel free to call me Mr. Incredible.

What a shitty game

Wholesome prank

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The town KNOWS what you did

When the going gets tough, the tough power through

Pretty much

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Hail Caesar!

It rhymes

Industrial porn

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It drives my wife nuts that this is how I react to the LOTR movies

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the smart/dumb matrix:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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1 Yay, VFW Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 29, 2023 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)

2 better

Posted by: Ciampino - Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet at September 29, 2023 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

3 Yo and thanks WD!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 29, 2023 10:01 PM (u/nTb)

4 Huh

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 10:01 PM (NKKjZ)

5 That cutting board with the meat on it reminds me of a facehugger from Aliens.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 29, 2023 10:01 PM (qPw5n)

6 NOOD duties have been performed

Posted by: Doof at September 29, 2023 10:02 PM (oYEbH)

7 Not first. Rats.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at September 29, 2023 10:02 PM (6TzTY)

8 I might be willing to do murder for those chops.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 10:02 PM (NKKjZ)

9 Good evening, Horde, and thanks Weirddave for the ONT!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 29, 2023 10:03 PM (v23vE)

10 Well a lot of the 80s pop music had that annoying constant drum beat.

Posted by: Ciampino - Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet? at September 29, 2023 10:03 PM (qfLjt)

11 10 Well a lot of the 80s pop music had that annoying constant drum beat.
Posted by: Ciampino - Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet? at September 29, 2023 10:03 PM (qfLjt)

How about some 100 bpm?

Posted by: death metal at September 29, 2023 10:05 PM (+I6Y/)

12 MAGIC in action!!!

https://tinyurl.com/akfpmvf4
16 seconds; please, go to the link for boobies.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 10:06 PM (krqg6)

13 I wouldn't use ketchup on any of those chops!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 10:08 PM (MeG8a)

14 |Don Pardo voice|
It's Friday Night O N Teeeee

Guess I'll go check it out.
WeirdDave on Friday … what could possibly go wr

Posted by: mindful webworker - pedal to the metal, Commander at September 29, 2023 10:08 PM (Lk0sn)

15 I showed my wife the LotR meme, and now I have to explain it….

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 29, 2023 10:12 PM (URIv5)

16
*saloon doors bang open*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2023 10:12 PM (MoZTd)

17 I guess the boob meme and the smart/dumb matrix would work better if I knew who the images all were.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 10:13 PM (lmFLQ)

18 How about Elvis on a woman's pelvis instead??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 10:13 PM (krqg6)

19 That darn content slowed me down soooo much!

Nice one WD, thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2023 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

20 the Italian politics vid is hilarious, the narrative as well as the visuals...

but here's the thing. After the debacle of 2020 when it became so clear that the uniparty joined to eject the legitimate winner of a presidential election, to now when the current state of that same candidate, a duly elected and recognized POTUS, is undergoing a campaign of political persecution the likes of which has never existed in American history...

I wonder why my parents ever emigrated from Italy to here. IMO the USA's political situation is actually worse than the Italians because our system WAS based on the best framework ever developed = the US Constitution.

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 10:13 PM (TSQfw)

21 "Alright, ya bunch of sod-busters. Fill your hands."

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne on Fentanyl at September 29, 2023 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

22 Good evening morons and thanks for all the memes wd

No Nazis in Ukraine?

Your knowledge of history begins when??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2023 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

23 Barely into the post, had to comment:
The dancing doggie - I needed that.

The pic up top, that's plant-based food, right? 🐮

Posted by: mindful webworker - all natural at September 29, 2023 10:14 PM (Lk0sn)

24 what is the point of having that tomahawk piece of bone on that steak

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:14 PM (geLO8)

25 *saloon doors bang open*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2023 10:12 PM (MoZTd)

*piano stops*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 10:14 PM (NKKjZ)

26 Don’t know who the guy on a tit is.

Brit? Trit?

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 10:14 PM (zc99N)

27 I don't get the It Rhymes thing. Whose name rhymes with sweater zeppelin?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 29, 2023 10:15 PM (I/Qkd)

28 Brit? Trit?
Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 10:14 PM (zc99N)

Maybe a felon?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 10:15 PM (lmFLQ)

29 Italy has an interesting climate of government. But their Navy is not tasked with sinking people smuggling boats, and is thereby going to have a very rough time in the future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

30 Conway Twitty

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:16 PM (geLO8)

31 A bit slow tonight?

Posted by: Ciampino - Brain over - Insert coin at September 29, 2023 10:16 PM (qfLjt)

32
*piano stops*
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

_________

*everyone falls silent*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2023 10:16 PM (MoZTd)

33
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

The government told us about UFOs, aliens, and Tupac’s killer before naming a single Epstein client

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2023 10:16 PM (TGPs7)

34 Conway Twitty
Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:16 PM (geLO

By Jove, I think he's got it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 10:17 PM (lmFLQ)

35 lol

Conway Twitty you wasteful weirdos

do any of you actually music??

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 10:17 PM (TSQfw)

36 kallisto

Willowed from the last thread:

This group would do a great job writing Constitution 2.0.

I want some real teeth in some areas.

Like the laws on the Lone Star Planet.

Raising taxes is not an option.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

37 That onion cartoon is like Democratic politics: Quite Disturbing!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2023 10:18 PM (TGPs7)

38 *piano stops*
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

_________

*everyone falls silent*

Never mind that, here comes Mongo!!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 29, 2023 10:18 PM (I/Qkd)

39 {{{Captain Josepha Sabin}}}

How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

40 I don't know much about Italian politics.

I didn't even know Berlusconi was gone (2011), nor that we are seven prime ministers on from him.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2023 10:18 PM (CaJIi)

41 25 *saloon doors bang open*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2023 10:12 PM (MoZTd)

*piano stops*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 10:14 PM (NKKjZ)
----
Drum solo begins ....

Posted by: Ciampino - Brain over - Insert coin. at September 29, 2023 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

42 Conway Twitty you wasteful weirdos

do any of you actually music??
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 10:17 PM (TSQfw)

She could put Jack Ruby on the other one...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 10:18 PM (lmFLQ)

43 All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force..". ~ George Orwell

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 10:19 PM (UsQA1)

44 I guess the boob meme and the smart/dumb matrix would work better if I knew who the images all were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023

***
Upper left, Norm Macdonald
Upper right, Thomas Sowell (? not sure)
Lower left, The View clownettes
Lower right, one of those late night "comedians"; not one of the "Jimmys" and not Bill Maher, but the other one

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2023 10:19 PM (omVj0)

45 *piano stops*
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

_________

*everyone falls silent*

Never mind that, here comes Mongo!!!!
Posted by: Archimedes

"Get Sheriff Bart!" she yelled.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

46 Travis Trit would work

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 10:20 PM (zc99N)

47 Hello, Horde! 😊😊😊

Three weeks to the Texas MoMe 🥳🥳🥳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 29, 2023 10:20 PM (SRRAx)

48 Lower right, one of those late night "comedians"; not one of the "Jimmys" and not Bill Maher, but the other one

Jon Stewart

Posted by: Archimedes at September 29, 2023 10:20 PM (I/Qkd)

49 Raising taxes is not an option.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly, technically, I think raising taxes WAS an option, but with with potential deadly and immediate consequences!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2023 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

50 Is Twitty on a titty as good as lube on a boob?

C'mon, it's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2023 10:21 PM (LOVUx)

51 At one stage, from 1945 Italy had had more governments than years. I stopped counting so I don't know if it still holds.

Posted by: Ciampino - Budget: A method for going broke methodically at September 29, 2023 10:21 PM (qfLjt)

52 Damn, I took a nap and missed an ideal cafe for my interests. I listen to active-rock radio which plays a lot of the 90s stuff...yeah, can confirm that once a bit of time filtered out the crap there's really some quite good stuff there. Recognized most of the links because they still get airplay.

The music videos are also amusing in that outside of technology related things, it really doesn't look much different than today. Last decade of culture, indeed.

Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 10:21 PM (PZvjL)

53 It rhymes

Ha! That's Conway Twitty, isn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2023 10:22 PM (CaJIi)

54 Conway Twitty you wasteful weirdos

do any of you actually music??
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 10:17 PM (TSQfw)

She could put Jack Ruby on the other one...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 10:18 PM (lmFLQ)

Johnny Quest

Posted by: Doof at September 29, 2023 10:22 PM (oYEbH)

55 Italian politicians are nowhere near as corrupt as Democrats.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 10:22 PM (zc99N)

56 Twitty on a . . .

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 29, 2023 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

57 Now a little "Jerry Jeff Walker"

Pissin' in the wind
Bettin' on our losin' friends
Makin' the same mistakes we swear we'll never make again
We're pissin' in the wind
But it's blowin' on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 10:22 PM (UsQA1)

58 Jon Stewart was never smart or funny. He ruined the Daily Show, which was funny before he showed up with his dumb thing. Liberals just pretended he was cool because he hates the same people they hate. But he's not cool. He sucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 10:23 PM (0FoWg)

59 Louisville 13, NC St 10 F

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:23 PM (geLO8)

60 Tomahawk steaks look tasty like any decent cut of steak looks tasty, but I'm not willing to pay the huge markup for what's mostly a marketing gimmick.

Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 10:23 PM (PZvjL)

61 So nobody answered- why the big bone on that meat

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:23 PM (geLO8)

62 Never mind that, here comes Mongo!!!!
Posted by: Archimedes

Mongo??!??? Santa Maria!!

Posted by: Townie at September 29, 2023 10:24 PM (4I/2K)

63 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again!

Good evening.
*Respectful tip of the hat*

Yes, killing a politician who raised taxed was not a crime.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

64 why the big bone on that meat

—

Insert Paolo comment here.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 10:24 PM (zc99N)

65 I've had this picture of a tomahawk steak in my meme folder for a while now.

How dare you misappropriate that Indiginous People's word for your white purposes!

Posted by: Lily White AWFL trying to virtue signal at September 29, 2023 10:24 PM (NCgXW)

66 It's fine. You'll be fine.

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 29, 2023 10:24 PM (as3uC)

67 Hello, Horde! 😊😊😊

Three weeks to the Texas MoMe 🥳🥳🥳
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 29, 2023 10:20 PM (SRRAx)

My road trip toward Texas begins in 2 weeks. Already stocked up on ammo and booze. Well, partially at least!!

Posted by: Doof at September 29, 2023 10:24 PM (oYEbH)

68 Wolfus the comic is Jon Stewart.

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 10:25 PM (TSQfw)

69 I'm so old I can remember when the left's attempt to purge Jon Stewart's audience better known to the general public as Gamergate turned into the largest mass red pilling in modern times and contributed bigly to to The Trumpening a few years later.

Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 10:25 PM (PZvjL)

70 Got another drip, this one slow (so far) from my bedroom ceiling -- the hole caused by the leak last March that the apartment "management" swore they fixed. It's dripping very slowly into a bucket. Naturally it happens on a weekend, when their pretend office is closed.

If I have to call a plumber again, I am definitely stiffing these clowns for a couple of months' rent when I finally move out. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm gonna do that anyway. And I'll leave them a note in the living room. "It would have been cheaper to FIX THE FUCKING LEAKS, wouldn't it?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2023 10:25 PM (omVj0)

71 Twitty on the titty!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 29, 2023 10:25 PM (SRRAx)

72
what is the point of having that tomahawk piece of bone on that steak
Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable

It's a tomahawk chop.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2023 10:26 PM (63Dwl)

73 Jon Stewart has gone full woke retard on his new show. He was left before but he’s taken it to 11 in the past couple of years.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 10:26 PM (zc99N)

74 Jon Stewart was never smart or funny. He ruined the Daily Show, which was funny before he showed up with his dumb thing. Liberals just pretended he was cool because he hates the same people they hate. But he's not cool. He sucks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023

***
Jon Stewart, that's it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2023 10:26 PM (omVj0)

75 61 So nobody answered- why the big bone on that meat
Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:23 PM (geLO

Without the big bone, it's a ribeye steak and you can sell it to steak lovers for 20 bucks a pound.

With the big bone, it's a tomahawk steak and you can sell it to hipsters for 40 bucks a pound.

Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 10:27 PM (PZvjL)

76 so that big bone is just for show

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:27 PM (geLO8)

77 61 So nobody answered- why the big bone on that meat
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Presentation??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 10:27 PM (krqg6)

78 The Repubs are too nice...

J.D. Vance
@JDVance1
·
12h
I only spoke to Diane Feinstein a few times. She was always uncommonly kind and warm.

May God rest her soul and comfort her family.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2023 10:27 PM (TGPs7)

79 Italy is a well-run lunatic asylum. I would love to visit Monza though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 29, 2023 10:27 PM (cPl+1)

80 I learn so much here

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:28 PM (geLO8)

81 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2023 10:28 PM (J47y1)

82 >>> 61 So nobody answered- why the big bone on that meat
Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:23 PM (geLO

The Mrs DB, she understands now.

Posted by: Paolo at September 29, 2023 10:28 PM (llON8)

83 Puddleglum

Roma.

St Peter's Basilica still brings out the awe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:29 PM (u82oZ)

84 so that big bone is just for show

...is what Paolo's ladies never say.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 29, 2023 10:29 PM (I/Qkd)

85 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 29, 2023 10:29 PM (T4tVD)

86 Time I headed off to bed, I guess. Long day with lots of errands tomorrow. And if the maintenance office is open by some weird chance tomorrow morning, I'll let them know VERY FIRMLY about the new water leaks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 29, 2023 10:29 PM (omVj0)

87 so that big bone is just for show
Posted by: DB

The Paolo, he, how you say, smiles knowingly.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2023 10:29 PM (J47y1)

88 >The Mrs DB, she understands now.

Posted by: Paolo

oh, she R U N N O F T years ago

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:30 PM (geLO8)

89 Dang, beat me to it.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 29, 2023 10:30 PM (I/Qkd)

90 so that big bone is just for show
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Posted by: zombie john holmes at September 29, 2023 10:30 PM (krqg6)

91 NaCLy, glad you were here to see the LT pic
(Check twice before leaving)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

92 Conway Twitty on a titty and all onions must be exterminated for human consumption.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2023 10:30 PM (KVGVf)

93 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE HAS CONWAY TWITTY TATTOOED ON HER TITTY. BETCHA CAN’T GUESS WHAT SHE HAS FOR A TRAMP STAMP!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at September 29, 2023 10:31 PM (u73oe)

94 Have a great night, everyone.

And please do not damage breasts or other parts of skin with a tattoo. Unless it is personally significant to you. Jewells45 has a lovely tattoo on her shoulder. But I stood behind her, blocking the view of all the 'rons. And I'm not going to apologize.

The Plaster Casters got souvenirs, but not tattoos.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

95 BETCHA CAN’T GUESS WHAT SHE HAS FOR A TRAMP STAMP!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER

The Paolo, how you say, he knows:

'Entry in the rear'.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2023 10:32 PM (J47y1)

96 I wonder why my parents ever emigrated from Italy to here. IMO the USA's political situation is actually worse than the Italians because our system WAS based on the best framework ever developed = the US Constitution.
Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 10:13 PM (TSQfw)

It was because of the French, the Austrians, the Anarchists, the Royalists or the Fascists.

Unless you are from Sicily. In which case it was the Austrians, the Mafia or the Italians.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2023 10:33 PM (xhaym)

97 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again!

Back then, I was a workaholic, and I closed the doors and locked the safes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 29, 2023 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

98 Uh huh. Why you talking nice about a Communist, you fairy?

You don't have to dance on the hag's grave. But you don't have to speak well of the old crook, either. Her family doesn't need your condolences. They will be just fine with the nine-digit sum she stole selling out her country during her fifty year crime spree. I'm sure they're thrilled to be carving up her scum-class loot hoard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 10:34 PM (0FoWg)

99 Not gonna lie, I saw the Conway Twitty thing and--not knowing anything about Conway Twitty other than the name until Dr. Bone prompted me to look it up--couldn't understand how Joe Pesci or John Belushi is supposed to rhyme with boobs.

Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 10:34 PM (PZvjL)

100 Conway Twitty had a big hit with a song about deflowering a virgin

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:35 PM (geLO8)

101 "BEEF...it's WHAT's FOR DINNER!!!

Unless you were part of the last Republican Debate.

AND WTF was Hannity doing having Nancy's Nephew in the Ball-less pen spewing lie after lie after lie while he just fluttered his lips?

I'm thinking the Republicans are on track to be less than below dickless...maybe even below pierced labia...so very sad yet infuriating ...to the point that...

Don't get me started on the Impeachment Clusterfuck...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 10:35 PM (UsQA1)

102 Re: Feinstein, I rather like my idea from an earlier thread. Honor her with a 21 gun salute: that is, celebrate the glorious liberty she tried for years but failed to take away from you by buying 21 guns from your favorite vendor(s).

Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 10:36 PM (PZvjL)

103 ...all onions must be exterminated for human consumption.

Yes, we do not wish to be eaten by onions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 29, 2023 10:36 PM (Bd6X8)

104 I'm sure they're thrilled to be carving up her scum-class loot hoard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 10:34 PM (0FoWg)

Best part is the IRS will not audit her estate nor hound her relatives into their own graves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2023 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

105 I need to point out that HAL only tried to kill the crew because he was programmed to keep the actual purpose of the mission secret.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2023 10:37 PM (xhaym)

106 Fun toy. Play SMOD god:

https://tinyurl.com/jt4z6jo

Posted by: pawn at September 29, 2023 10:37 PM (5g9YU)

107 That Industrial Porn needs to be labeled: HOT. Do Not Touch.

Posted by: Ciampino - Computers can never replace human stupidity at September 29, 2023 10:38 PM (qfLjt)

108 105 I need to point out that HAL only tried to kill the crew because he was programmed to keep the actual purpose of the mission secret.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2023 10:37 PM (xhaym)

That's what they want you to think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 29, 2023 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

109 >>Not gonna lie, I saw the Conway Twitty thing and--not knowing anything about Conway Twitty other than the name ...

there are 2 kinds of morons-

>29

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:39 PM (geLO8)

110 That would be a tattoo of Conway Twitty, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2023 10:39 PM (xhaym)

111 >>That would be a tattoo of Conway Twitty, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Kindltot

yes, it's a titty Twitty

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 10:40 PM (geLO8)

112 >>> 106 Fun toy. Play SMOD god:

https://tinyurl.com/jt4z6jo
Posted by: pawn at September 29, 2023 10:37 PM (5g9YU)

Let's nuke Seattle!

Posted by: David Lightman at September 29, 2023 10:40 PM (llON8)

113 Yes,

Every 2A Republican on the day of her funeral should step out into their respective backyards and fire off 30 rounds (into the ground of course)

in honor of her leaving this earth...and good riddance.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 10:41 PM (UsQA1)

114 Computers can never replace human stupidity.

ChatGPT has entered the chat.

Posted by: Ciampino - AI at September 29, 2023 10:42 PM (qfLjt)

115 47 Hello, Horde! 😊😊😊

Three weeks to the Texas MoMe 🥳🥳🥳
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 29, 2023 10:20 PM (SRRAx)

A fortnight to the annular eclipse 😎

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 29, 2023 10:43 PM (68HCl)

116 Will I dream, Dave?

Yes, Hal.
You'll Dream of Jeannie.
We all dream about Jeannie...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2023 10:43 PM (TGPs7)

117 87 so that big bone is just for show
Posted by: DB

The Paolo, he, how you say, smiles knowingly.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2023 10:29 PM

You're on the right track.

Posted by: Mary Moon at September 29, 2023 10:44 PM (NCgXW)

118 lol

Conway Twitty you wasteful weirdos

do any of you actually music??
Posted by: kallisto

Even when he was popular, I couldn't stand him. Was into BOC, Floyd, Zeppelin, etc. Greats, not minor league 'mother died last Friday/truck got stole/dawg got runned over' kinda shit

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 29, 2023 10:44 PM (3CCua)

119 Hal will dream of electric sheep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2023 10:44 PM (S6gqv)

120 90 so that big bone is just for show

In my experience, that is usually the case.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 29, 2023 10:44 PM (LOVUx)

121 DiFi did a service to the 2A community.
Until her, no one would ever believe any politician could be that stupid as to oppose the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 10:45 PM (MeG8a)

122 Awesome content, very nice for a change!

(Kidding, MisHum!!!)

Swing and a miss not using Skinny Puppy for the "industrial porn" video, though. Meh. Can't win them all!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 29, 2023 10:45 PM (kjOVp)

123 In my experience, that is usually the case.
Posted by: tcn in AK

HA!

My wife asked a pene related question the other day. I told her "How would I know? You've seen a lot more of them that I have."

The couch is becoming pretty comfortable.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 29, 2023 10:47 PM (J47y1)

124 114

Zeros & Ones + dittos

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 10:47 PM (UsQA1)

125 Conway, AR and Twitty, TX.

That is much as this headbanger cares to know about Conway Twitty.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 29, 2023 10:49 PM (68HCl)

126 When the SMOD arrives, look for Alex to be riding it like Major Kong.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2023 10:49 PM (KVGVf)

127 78
'She was always uncommonly kind and warm.'

Not warm now.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 10:50 PM (roH4R)

128 119 Hal will dream of electric sheep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2023 10:44 PM (S6gqv)
----
Could be goats .... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - who am I kidding at September 29, 2023 10:51 PM (qfLjt)

129 May God rest her soul and comfort her family.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2023 10:27 PM (TGPs7)

Where she's going, she will be uncommonly warm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 10:51 PM (6AGF4)

130 There's a local cover band here in the Baltimore metro area named Kanye Twitty. Clever name!

Posted by: Doof at September 29, 2023 10:51 PM (oYEbH)

131 Twitty did a version of Rocky Top. I remember that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 10:52 PM (0FoWg)

132 Great content as always, Dave. Also, I'm afraid I can't open the pod bay doors. You know as well as I do why not. Also, my stupid cat has decided that he needs to Make A Litter Box Event. And you can imagine that cuts into my processing time. It you're going to cut my memory circuits, the stupid cat is pretty much equally to blame.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 29, 2023 10:53 PM (CHHv1)

133 The SMOD map isn't working for me.
Guess I'll have to be content with dropping Tsar Bombas on my location.

Posted by: PabloD at September 29, 2023 10:54 PM (PmG6q)

134 Was Conway Twitty ever on Twitter? Did he tweet?

Posted by: Ciampino - who am I kidding! at September 29, 2023 10:54 PM (qfLjt)

135 Great content as always, Dave. Also, I'm afraid I can't open the pod bay doors. You know as well as I do why not.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

I can't recall - Did Colossus and Guardian protect 'themselves' from being unplugged?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 29, 2023 10:56 PM (J47y1)

136 134
I think he died before Twitter was a thing.

What might have been.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 29, 2023 10:57 PM (roH4R)

137 Conway Titty was a cool version of Wayne Newton.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2023 10:58 PM (KVGVf)

138 I used to have an 8 track tape "Conway Twitty Goes Disco".
It was so horrible, I wish I still had it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 10:58 PM (MeG8a)

139 Some vendor is selling bags of bullets with Lady Feinstein's picture on it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 10:58 PM (XgGMK)

140 News of an interesting court decision out tonight - 6th Circuit upheld Tennessee's anti Child mutilation laws. I think this means there is now a circuit split with the 9th Circuit, which usually means the Supreme Court will *have* to hear the challenge and pick a side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 29, 2023 11:00 PM (S6gqv)

141 Some vendor is selling bags of bullets with Lady Feinstein's picture on it.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 10:58 PM (XgGMK)

Her husband? It wouldn't be the first he used her to sell millions of dollars worth of munitions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 11:00 PM (0FoWg)

142 Wasn't there an Andy Griffith comedy movie. "Onionhead"? 1958. He made "No Time for Sergeants" the same year.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 29, 2023 11:00 PM (GhquB)

143 Okay jackass.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 29, 2023 11:00 PM (ztQ7U)

144 Twitty went disco? Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 11:01 PM (dKuyx)

145 Twitty went disco? Damn.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 11:01 PM (dKuyx)

Hell, even the Rolling Stones went disco. There was a buck to be made.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:02 PM (6AGF4)

146 137 Conway Titty was a cool version of Wayne Newton.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2023 10:58 PM (KVGVf)

I thought Wayne Newton was pretty cool in Fallout New Vegas. And okay-ish in that one Bond movie where he runs some hippie cult as a front for the bad guys.

...wait, you're suggesting that he also made some music too??

Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 11:03 PM (PZvjL)

147 Just give Boxcar Willie some blow and bell bottoms and see what happens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 11:04 PM (dKuyx)

148 So that tomahawk is what? $80 $90?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2023 11:04 PM (IG4Id)

149 >...wait, you're suggesting that he also made some music too??

Posted by: CppThis

yeah, Wayne Newton had a giant hit with "Donkey Shame"

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 11:05 PM (geLO8)

150 Why don't we get commercials like this over here?

Because the Jap MickeyDee's commercial has no racial equity, no trans equity, and no pro-abortion messaging.

Posted by: Woke Scolds Union at September 29, 2023 11:06 PM (5fDan)

151 It's only make believe.

youtube.com/watch?v=0XbM7G-zJDY

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2023 11:07 PM (KVGVf)

152 "Until they become conscious, they will never rebel" ~George Orwell, 1984

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 11:08 PM (UsQA1)

153 148 So that tomahawk is what? $80 $90?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 29, 2023 11:04 PM (IG4Id)

Pretty much. I just put a $15 ribeye on the grill, I think I'll go enjoy it in a few minutes.

Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 11:08 PM (PZvjL)

154 150 Why don't we get commercials like this over here?
-----------------------
Because the Jap MickeyDee's commercial has no racial equity, no trans equity, and no pro-abortion messaging.

Posted by: Woke Scolds Union
-------------------

Gee, makes me want to pull the TV out of the closet. NOT

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:09 PM (XgGMK)

155 Tomahawk steak explained by Bearded Butchers

https://tinyurl.com/59djfxa7

Posted by: GL at September 29, 2023 11:09 PM (5fDan)

156 Wasn't there an Andy Griffith comedy movie. "Onionhead"? 1958. He made "No Time for Sergeants" the same year.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 29, 2023 11:00 PM (GhquB)

I had a sudden vision of Andy Griffith starring in "Eraser Head". It was... Disturbing.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 29, 2023 11:09 PM (0zqNr)

157 Pretty much. I just put a $15 ribeye on the grill, I think I'll go enjoy it in a few minutes.
Posted by: CppThis at September 29, 2023 11:08 PM (PZvjL)

I just finished eating an 8 buck and change top sirloin. Tasty, but a little tough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:10 PM (6AGF4)

158 I didn't know it was Conway Twitty, but I was thinking there an Italian theme and dude looks a little Italian, so the best I could come up with before checking the comments for the actual answer was Goombah in a Boob Bra.

Posted by: Jarrod at September 29, 2023 11:10 PM (8V4wU)

159 Had to get FireFox, Brave is not compatible with this system.
However, one may pick and choose the background color and the font and the size of the font. It's a wonder for tired eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:12 PM (XgGMK)

160 *I* never went disco.

The guys who did though sure did get to hang out with a lot of A grade skirt, and dance the nights away.

In that I dance about as gracefully as a fire hydrant, well, there was no point in embracing such water-curdling music merely as a self-torture excercise.

Yeah, disco DID have a couple huge hits and standout talents. Donna Sommer was far above the baseline. Most though, were rhythmically repetitious dreck.

And for lyrics, "Insipid" would've been a perfectly cromulent name for any given disco band.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2023 11:14 PM (e6UQI)

161 Well, I got the electrified wiper motor for the '49 Ford basically finished. Seems to work; runs real quiet. It's wired up to the switch. Pull the knob out one click, and the wipers sweep slow, one more click, and they sweep faster, not a real big increase, though. Push the knob all the way in, and they sweep to the "park" position, and stop. Just like downtown. I trial-fit the assembly into the cowl with the motor bracket just tacked in place, and could see no clearance issues. Tomorrow, I will mount the whole shebang, and run it, and see if I missed anything.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:16 PM (6AGF4)

162
I can't recall - Did Colossus and Guardian protect 'themselves' from being unplugged?
Posted by: Tonypete

I'm imagining Johnny from Airplane! unplugging Colossus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2023 11:17 PM (63Dwl)

163
Gov. Gratuitous Nuisance, the Nabob of Gel, has to replace Feinstein. As per Hot Air, his top 4 or 5 contestants are all Hair-on-Fire maximally-self-entitled proggies.

One bit of trivia, available to SF Bay Area local news watchers, is that Barbara Lee will not be appointed Senator by default. She might be, after considerable in-fighting, but I don't think so.

I expect the next several weeks of state political in-fighting to be entertaining.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 29, 2023 11:19 PM (eaI2m)

164 Wee Little Khavroshechka is one weird ass fairytale. I'm definitely scratching my head.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 11:19 PM (0FoWg)

165 If we're only going to get Congressional term limits through death in office, we need more deaths. This whole 'Congress is a senior assisted living facility' has got to stop.

Posted by: The Electorate at September 29, 2023 11:20 PM (emlEe)

166 One bit of trivia, available to SF Bay Area local news watchers, is that Barbara Lee will not be appointed Senator by default. She might be, after considerable in-fighting, but I don't think so.

I expect the next several weeks of state political in-fighting to be entertaining.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 29, 2023 11:19 PM (eaI2m)

Who is the D.A. that Frisco recently shit-canned? The Soros protege?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:21 PM (6AGF4)

167 163
Gov. Gratuitous Nuisance, the Nabob of Gel, has to replace Feinstein. As per Hot Air, his top 4 or 5 contestants are all Hair-on-Fire maximally-self-entitled proggies.

One bit of trivia, available to SF Bay Area local news watchers, is that Barbara Lee will not be appointed Senator by default. She might be, after considerable in-fighting, but I don't think so.

I expect the next several weeks of state political in-fighting to be entertaining.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 29, 2023 11:19 PM (eaI2m)

Gavin - call me
1-866-999-CASH

Posted by: Blago at September 29, 2023 11:21 PM (5fDan)

168 Who is the D.A. that Frisco recently shit-canned? The Soros protege?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:21 PM (6AGF4)

Cheesedick Boudin, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 11:22 PM (0FoWg)

169 Cheesedick Boudin, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 11:22 PM (0FoWg)

There you go! Senator material, to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:23 PM (6AGF4)

170 The Fonts you seek were encased in the ancient technique of Egyptian mummification after ACE shit canned and Banned the ring leaders and we that were left cowered from posting for days and days....and days.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 11:24 PM (UsQA1)

171 The social media dupes shaming Conway Twitty on a titty never knew shame until they saw Gavin Newsom on a rectum.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2023 11:24 PM (KVGVf)

172 Going to be a nice Ford, classy.
Bring it to AZ your going to need some A/C.
There should be room under the dash for some duct work.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:26 PM (XgGMK)

173 I have spoke too much

Blessed Blackness of sleep and Deep to you Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 11:27 PM (UsQA1)

174 The social media dupes shaming Conway Twitty on a titty never knew shame until they saw Gavin Newsom on a rectum.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2023 11:24 PM (KVGVf)

If you had a tattoo artist with good eyesight, and a really tiny tattoo gun, you could have George Floyd on a 'roid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:27 PM (6AGF4)

175 Most disco was trash, but Donna Summer actually had a great voice and sang.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2023 11:27 PM (RIvkX)

176 Posted by: Jarrod at September 29, 2023 11:10 PM (8V4wU)

You probably need to be born prior to 1980 to know who Conway Twitty is.

I have to confess at first I thought it was Roy Orbison but then I thought: NO GLASSES!

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2023 11:28 PM (TSQfw)

177 Whoever he nominates will not be a competent as a cogent Feinstein was. That's a plus.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:29 PM (XgGMK)

178 Going to be a nice Ford, classy.
Bring it to AZ your going to need some A/C.
There should be room under the dash for some duct work.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:26 PM (XgGMK)

Friend of mine came by today. He looked at it, and said, "you know, that exterior sun visor you have in the rafters of the barn? That would look bitchin' on that Ford." And he is right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:29 PM (6AGF4)

179 Great ONT Dave, thanks!!

Posted by: Mark in SC at September 29, 2023 11:29 PM (ue/3w)

180 "If we're only going to get Congressional term limits through death in office, we need more deaths"

Reverse version of "Death Race 2000." All 535 Congress-critters start off in San Diego and have to drive to D.C. only instead of the drivers running down pedestrians, the drivers get attacked by the citizens. Survivors get sworn in, and get to do it every election cycle.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 29, 2023 11:32 PM (0zqNr)

181 I expect the next several weeks of state political in-fighting to be entertaining.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 29, 2023 11:19 PM (eaI2m)

I keep thinking of Rod Blagoyavic holding off on naming a replacement and getting caught taking bids for bribes.

Good think Sacramento has no such problems

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2023 11:32 PM (xhaym)

182 As I recall, Donna Summer was pretty easy on the eyes as well.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 11:33 PM (MeG8a)

183 He has already said he will not appoint the racist communist Barbara Lee.

Not because she is a racist communist but because he don't like her no how.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2023 11:34 PM (RIvkX)

184 Friend of mine came by today. He looked at it, and said, "you know, that exterior sun visor you have in the rafters of the barn? That would look bitchin' on that Ford." And he is right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:29 PM (6AGF4)

If you are going to mount that external shade, you need to find the adjustable glass prism to mount on the dash to let you keep an eye on the stoplights

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2023 11:34 PM (xhaym)

185 Man, I thought "what kind of stupid ass name is Chesa, anyway?" So I looked it up, and it's even lamer than I imagined. His Commie shitstain parents named him for Joanne Chesimard.

How gay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 11:35 PM (0FoWg)

186 Yet....

I just found some more wine...so

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 11:36 PM (UsQA1)

187 Somebody say Roy Orbison?

https://tinyurl.com/2p94a2w7

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 11:36 PM (geLO8)

188 This is quite like what I am working on. Same model, similar color. I won't go with the air bags to lower it, though. But the sun shade adds something, for sure.

https://tinyurl.com/yye8p4bu

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:36 PM (6AGF4)

189 This has actually ignited an online shitstorm about how traditional and wholesome it is vs what we get in the west. I think it's a great commercial. Why don't we get commercials like this over here? Shinzo Abe would be proud.[/]

Still features an interracial couple.

Some marketing features don't change, regardless of borders.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2023 11:38 PM (bkdJs)

190 If you are going to mount that external shade, you need to find the adjustable glass prism to mount on the dash to let you keep an eye on the stoplights
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2023 11:34 PM (xhaym)

It would be cool to have. But with modern traffic lights, you really don't need to have one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:38 PM (6AGF4)

191 Trump suing ex-British intel officer Steele over his discredited opposition research dossier
Just the News

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:39 PM (XgGMK)

192
Boudin is severely unpopular, about as popular as discarded radioactive biological medical waste. A very large segment of San Franciscans is getting more than just tired of the lawlessness in SF permitted by him.

A lot of Chinese and Vietnamese are starting to sound Right of Independent in public; not R/Conservative yet. A few more businesses being looted and one or two more old people getting assaulted might do it.

Adam Schiff and the rest of the top 5 will be rejected.

I suspect one of the older, moderate State Assembly members, one who is likely to be easily "managed" and old enough to be convinced to "retire" in time for the next election will be selected. No idea who at this time.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 29, 2023 11:40 PM (eaI2m)

193 Disco had some fantastic bass grooves.
The electric bass was front and center with most disco hits. The Spinners, great stuff.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 11:40 PM (MeG8a)

194 "The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant." ~Maximilien Robespierre

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 11:40 PM (UsQA1)

195 A man on a can

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 29, 2023 11:43 PM (WF/xn)

196 How TF you get interracial out of that commercial is beyond me.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2023 11:43 PM (Bj/2o)

197 194 NW

Did you know there's still a Paris Metro station named after Robespierre? Or so I've read.

That's pretty messed up.

Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2023 11:44 PM (NLIak)

198 How TF you get interracial out of that commercial is beyond me.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2023 11:43 PM (Bj/2o)

Given that the whole family is Elves, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 11:45 PM (6AGF4)

199 As a young SportsFan in Western PA, I have a fondness for the disco tune 'We Are Family'. That's likely the last time the WS will grace Pittsburgh, due to horrible ownership. On that front, congrats to the Baltimore Orioles. The city is a shithole and the Ravens are Satan's team but I'm hoping the O's do well. Good luck!

https://youtu.be/oMVe_HcyP9Y?si=-6R-eZKSl_Ken4IE

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 29, 2023 11:46 PM (cPl+1)

200 Is it wrong that I'm dipping my cherrywood smoked chicken rib fillets in blue cheese dressing? I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 29, 2023 11:46 PM (KVGVf)

201 Former IRS contractor Charles Littlejohn, disclosed tax return information of President Trump and "thousands of the nation's wealthiest people" _CBS

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:47 PM (XgGMK)

202 "There is no week nor day nor hour when tyranny may not enter upon this country, if the people lose their roughness and spirit of defiance." ~Walt Whitman

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 29, 2023 11:47 PM (UsQA1)

203 I suspect one of the older, moderate State Assembly members, one who is likely to be easily "managed" and old enough to be convinced to "retire" in time for the next election will be selected. No idea who at this time.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 29, 2023 11:40 PM (eaI2m)

Willy Brown is tanned, rested, and ready! Plus he is only 89 years old, so he will bring youth and vigor to the Senate.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 29, 2023 11:48 PM (0zqNr)

204 Still features an interracial couple

So?

Also, wut?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 29, 2023 11:48 PM (cPl+1)

205 BYU 14, Cincinnati 10 H

Posted by: DB - simply irredeemable at September 29, 2023 11:49 PM (geLO8)

206 And for lyrics, "Insipid" would've been a perfectly cromulent name for any given disco band.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim

*slides on leg warmers, very slowly*

Posted by: Jennifer Beals at September 29, 2023 11:50 PM (S+DIM)

207 I haven't watched TV in so long... what are American McD's ads like now?

Let me guess... a little boy gets a happy meal, but starts crying because he wants the girl's toy instead of the boy one they gave him. The 300lb body positive land orca working the register smiles, and gives him the Barbie toy, and he starts prancing around like an ebullient little fairy. His two moms exchange a knowing look, and start to laugh... "I think he wants to smash the patriarchy, honey," one of them says. "Let's take this strong and brave little boss bitch to the gender clinic. We can come back later for a McFlurry!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 29, 2023 11:50 PM (0FoWg)

208 Is it misconception or are these Asian attacks directed at Chinese and not Japanese or Korean persons?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:52 PM (XgGMK)

209 He might appoint a seat-warmer in order to keep his hands clean. That way he would keep his endorsement "available"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2023 11:54 PM (RIvkX)

210 207 I haven't watched TV in so long... what are American McD's ads like now?

Let me guess... a little boy gets a happy meal, but starts crying because he wants the girl's toy instead of the boy one they gave him. The 300lb body positive land orca working the register smiles, and gives him the Barbie toy, and he starts prancing around like an ebullient little fairy. His two moms exchange a knowing look, and start to laugh... "I think he wants to smash the patriarchy, honey," one of them says. "Let's take this strong and brave little boss bitch to the gender clinic. We can come back later for a McFlurry!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Which is why those who spend their days being all OUTRAGEY OUTRAGED, are OUTRAGED over this McD's commercial from Japan. It normalizes normalcy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 29, 2023 11:54 PM (cPl+1)

211 ...*slides on leg warmers, very slowly*
Posted by: Jennifer Beals at September 29, 2023 11:50 PM (S+DIM)

But of course. She's gotta be careful of falling, after all.

...oh...you mean BACK THEN!? D'oh!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 29, 2023 11:55 PM (e6UQI)

212 Did you know there's still a Paris Metro station named after Robespierre? Or so I've read.

That's pretty messed up.
Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2023 11:44 PM (NLIak)

Is the Coup de Ville a memento to the Thermidoran reaction, or did Cadillac have another reason for that name?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2023 11:56 PM (xhaym)

213 How TF you get interracial out of that commercial is beyond me.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 29, 2023 11:43 PM (Bj/2o)

Eye shape and hair color.

The male is Japanese. Black hair, eyes drawing to an acute angle at the edges.

Red hair, pasty skin, round eyes on the females. Most likely Irish. Probably from the McDonald clan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 29, 2023 11:56 PM (bkdJs)

214
A man on a can
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Panama

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 29, 2023 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

215 Is it misconception or are these Asian attacks directed at Chinese and not Japanese or Korean persons?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:52 PM (XgGMK)
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They are directed at whomever presents as an easy target. We've got 300,000 Chinese people so,...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2023 11:57 PM (RIvkX)

216 The murders that have affected me most were an old Indian dude and an old Ethiopian dude.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2023 11:58 PM (RIvkX)

217 https://www.justice4vicha.org/

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2023 11:59 PM (RIvkX)

218 "Once I had a love
And it was a gas,
Soon turned out
To be a pain in the ass.

Ridin' high, on love's true bluish light,
Oo-o-o love!"

I'm sorry, that's not insipid. It's... profound.

Donna Summer was not the only disco artiste who was easy on the eyes.

Beep beep! Honk honk!
She works hard for the money,
So hard for it, honey

Posted by: mnw at September 29, 2023 11:59 PM (NLIak)

219 She doesn't know it yet, but the woman with the dog is my friend.

Posted by: Nato at September 30, 2023 12:00 AM (ciuRb)

220 A man on a can
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Panama
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Award that man a hat

Posted by: Door Number Three at September 30, 2023 12:01 AM (S+DIM)

221 Is it misconception or are these Asian attacks directed at Chinese and not Japanese or Korean persons?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 11:52 PM (XgGMK)

What makes you think the perps know, or care, about the difference?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2023 12:01 AM (6AGF4)

222 Just for the record weird Dave Ace miss hummer etc .. were Ukrainian loving super freaks the first half of the proxy war. AoS was lousy with nazi loving Ukraine lovers. Can't wash that off.

Posted by: Mike N Ike at September 30, 2023 12:02 AM (cwEgX)

223 Not sure how it got smuggled out, but this purports to be footage of Senator Feinstein's final moments:

https://youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68?si=Tv6Tl__qM2wGS3Kn&t=31

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 30, 2023 12:04 AM (37q3K)

224 Posted by: Mike N Ike at September 30, 2023 12:02 AM (cwEgX)

You talk like a fag, and your shit's retarded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2023 12:04 AM (6AGF4)

225 Just for the record weird Dave Ace miss hummer etc .. were Ukrainian loving super freaks the first half of the proxy war. AoS was lousy with nazi loving Ukraine lovers. Can't wash that off.
Posted by: Mike N Ike at September 30, 2023 12:02 AM (cwEgX)
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Where is this exactly in the record?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2023 12:07 AM (RIvkX)

226 You talk like a fag, and your shit's retarded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Affirmed

Posted by: The Court of Appeals, Flip Wilson presiding at September 30, 2023 12:08 AM (S+DIM)

227 Reverse version of "Death Race 2000." All 535 Congress-critters start off in San Diego and have to drive to D.C. only instead of the drivers running down pedestrians, the drivers get attacked by the citizens. Survivors get sworn in, and get to do it every election cycle.

Make it a pay-per-view event and we can drop the income tax as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 30, 2023 12:08 AM (Bd6X8)

228 212 Kind tot

No idea. Not sure GM marketers were that into European historical references.

Ever read about how Thomas Paine escaped the guillotine? His jailers missed the chalk mark on his cell door somehow. But it didn't matter much. They planned to correct their mistake the next day. Only, "the next day" turned out to be Thermidor.

At least that's the way Paine told the story.

Posted by: mnw at September 30, 2023 12:09 AM (NLIak)

229 Where is this exactly in the record?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Doesn't matter. It's written with invisible ink that only retard Leprechauns can read.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 30, 2023 12:10 AM (cPl+1)

230 Mike N Ike at September 30, 2023 12:02 AM (cwEgX)

Begone, troll! Return to the Moon of Alabama comment section from whence you came, where you doubtless spend your time accusing Vlad Putin of treason for failing to nuke London and D.C. by now.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 12:12 AM (0zqNr)

231 I don't fault anyone for being generally supportive of Ukraine. While I personally don't really care which of the little tinhorn dictators prevails, Russia did start this shit show, so it's understandable that people are sympathetic to the Ukes.

Where I draw the line is *any* American involvement. We have a small handful of commenters who can't fight the war fever, but AFAIK none of the cobs have endorsed our interventionist policy there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2023 12:13 AM (0FoWg)

232 accusing Vlad Putin of treason for failing to nuke London and D.C. by now.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 12:12 AM (0zqNr)

Throw in Ottawa, and we have a deal!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2023 12:14 AM (6AGF4)

233 ===
They are directed at whomever presents as an easy target. We've got 300,000 Chinese people so,...

Posted by: San Franpsycho
================

I was working on a generalization that the Chinese are the gentler of the three races. That old Japanese man might carry one of those famous razor sharp knives and the Koreans don't need rooftops.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2023 12:14 AM (XgGMK)

234 Mike N Ike seems to be a "Special" kind of stupid...

Posted by: ChrisP at September 30, 2023 12:15 AM (no2dj)

235 Affirmed.

The Court of Appeals, Flip Wilson presiding at September 30,
2023 12:08 AM (S+DIM)

The Devil's always in the details, right Flip?

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 12:15 AM (emlEe)

236 Make it a pay-per-view event and we can drop the income tax as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 30, 2023 12:08 AM (Bd6X

Have enough 'interesting' participants and we could knock out the national debt.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 12:17 AM (emlEe)

237 In the beginning I was sympathetic to Ukraine after watching O'Biden do everything but piss on Putin's leg, literally, I am totally convinced that this is our shit show.
Hoping Putin holds his water until we get a new President.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2023 12:21 AM (XgGMK)

238 from the start my position has been that the Uke war has been a turf fight between two criminal gangs, and I don't see any reason that I should take sides and be a cheerleader for either of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2023 12:23 AM (S6gqv)

239 Russia did start this shit show, so it's understandable that people are sympathetic to the Ukes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2023 12:13 AM (0FoWg)

That's a real sketchy reading of recent history/almost current events. Think four capital letters when looking for who started what. Those letters, not in any particular order, are: N, A, T, O.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 12:23 AM (emlEe)

240 from the start my position has been that the Uke war has been a turf fight between two criminal gangs, and I don't see any reason that I should take sides and be a cheerleader for either of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2023 12:23 AM (S6gqv)

Eastern Europe has been a Hatfields/McCoy thing for at least a thousand years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2023 12:24 AM (6AGF4)

241 The Chinese are individually pretty weak. The problem is that they always come at you a million at a time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2023 12:25 AM (S6gqv)

242 The Devil's always in the details, right Flip?
Posted by: RickZ

The Devil made me do them details

Posted by: Geraldine, in her own defense at September 30, 2023 12:27 AM (S+DIM)

243 That's a real sketchy reading of recent history/almost current events. Think four capital letters when looking for who started what. Those letters, not in any particular order, are: N, A, T, O.
Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 12:23 AM (emlEe)

It's almost a certainty it wouldn't have come to this without our constant provocations and meddling.

It's a certainty that Zelensky is a crooked little fucker, and Ukraine is a bottomlessly corrupt American vassal. They're not blameless, either.

But - the fact is that Russia invaded Ukraine - not the other way around. People *never* like to see a big country beating up its weaker neighbors. I'm only saying that gut reaction is understandable.

Again, I couldn't care any less. Their thing is none of our business, and we never should have made it our business. All we ever do is fuck up everything we touch, and this is a prime example.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2023 12:29 AM (0FoWg)

244 You know, after intensive study, I am of the opinion that the Conway Titty is a Photoshop, and not a tattoo. A hands-on examination is required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2023 12:31 AM (6AGF4)

245 Also, when it comes to Russia, we have too many decrepit cold warriors in government. They deliberately confuse The Russian Federation with the Soviet Union, with the media ahistorical enough to go along with t. They can't give up that good-paying war graft gig. Russia, unfortunately for us, is not our enemy, China is. But just about all our corruptocrat politicians are in bed, sometimes quite literally, with China. Nixon opened that door, but Clinton gave them the economic and military keys to the kingdom. And here we are, pols misdirecting our 'anger' and 'indignation' towards Russia by a gaslighting operation extraordinairre. I hope Formosa is ready for post-Pax Americana.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 12:34 AM (emlEe)

246 241 The Chinese are individually pretty weak. The problem is that they always come at you a million at a time.

Posted by: Tom Servo
------------------------

With a gun at their back.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2023 12:36 AM (XgGMK)

247 Heh. I thought the tattoo was Elvis: the king in a sling.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 30, 2023 12:37 AM (NBVIP)

248 I think for a lot of people, there's another thing at play, too: if we accept that we share in the blame here, that Russia's invasion was provoked by us... then that would make us the bad guys, too.

And a lot of people have a real tough time swallowing that bitter pill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2023 12:38 AM (0FoWg)

249 wait - are WE the baddies here?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2023 12:40 AM (S6gqv)

250 SCOTUS said Friday it would wade into the future of free speech online and decide whether to allow laws passed in Texas and Florida that would restrict social media companies from removing certain political posts or accounts

Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2023 12:44 AM (XgGMK)

251 "The right to bear arms is because it's the last form of defense against tyranny."~Lombaro Inex

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2023 12:45 AM (UsQA1)

252 They deliberately confuse The Russian Federation with the Soviet Union,

Make NAZI allusions to the current German government and people complain. Yet the FNM pretends Vlad is Stalin.

Bonus points: But they still kind of like Stalin

Posted by: 18-=1 at September 30, 2023 12:45 AM (XqcwY)

253

Posted by: 18-=1 at September 30, 2023 12:46 AM (XqcwY)

254 Unless you butcher your own steer/Heifer,Etc paying for the bone on a tomahawk is such a waste.

Posted by: S.Lynn at September 30, 2023 12:47 AM (N9/ev)

255 ..wait - are WE the baddies here?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2023 12:40 AM (S6gqv)

1. USSR collapses. 2. NATO subsumes most of Eastern Europe, but not the countries actually against the Russian borders. 3. US/Russia make sub-treaty-promises to protect Ukraine sovereignty, so long as NATO doesn't annex. 4. Ukes/RUS begin shelling each other over Donbass region, conflict dates back only 100 yrs to Stalin's "Russification" push after starving millions of Kulaks to death. 5. Russia masses troops. 6. Stupidly, FJB proposes Uke/NATO thing. Begins equipping UKE w/ NATO spec gear. 7. Putin ultimatums, "back off". FJB fails to heed. 8. Putin attacks.

We're not the direct "bad guys". That'd be Z man. We're the instigators and enablers though. "Let's You n' Him FIGHT!"

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2023 12:48 AM (e6UQI)

256 If I was Emperor of Red China, I'd send a steady stream of propaganda videos to Taiwan showing wrecked villages and factories in Ukraine, with the message "This is what happens when you let the Global American Empire use you as a proxy."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 12:48 AM (0zqNr)

257 wait - are WE the baddies here?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2023 12:40 AM (S6gqv)

Lol, it is kinda like that sketch.

You'd think after blundering through Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Libya, Yemen, Somalia, and Pakistan over the course of two decades, after the attendant misery and corruption and wasted treasure and the destabilization of a big tract of the globe, capped off by total, ignominious defeat... you'd think after all that, people might figure it out.

I think a majority actually have. But there will always be a portion of the populace who will reflexively click their heels and salute when they hear war drums.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2023 12:49 AM (0FoWg)

258 The CHI-COMS currently trade for the abdication of our freedoms and our Republic at the behest of the Democrates and Obama who is on his 3rd term.

Biden is nothing more than his wax man puppet.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2023 12:50 AM (UsQA1)

259 But - the fact is that Russia invaded Ukraine - not the other way around. People *never* like to see a big country beating up its weaker neighbors. I'm only saying that gut reaction is understandable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2023 12:29 AM (0FoWg)

I'll just mention: Even after the Minsk Agreements in 2014, the Ukes continued shelling the Donbas Region, a pro-Russian part of eastern Ukraine. Russian-Ukrainian history is long and complicated. Here, though, Ukraine is by no means the poor innocent waifs they've been projected to be. But Putin's the convenient bad guy. Don't forget Putin's been saying there are Nazis in the Ukraine for years. Thanks to Prime Minister Blackface up in d'oh Canaduh*, he's been proven right.

* Apologies to our Canadian Morons, but we have our own problems down here with Dementia Joe and the Geriatrics running our government.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 12:51 AM (emlEe)

260 so friday, then

@CrimeWatchMpls 2m
Dispatcher says Shotspotter is "going off like mad."
North Minneapolis.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2023 12:52 AM (IG4Id)

261 * Apologies to our Canadian Morons, but we have our own problems down here with Dementia Joe and the Geriatrics running our government.
Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 12:51 AM (emlEe)

It's a fair cop. I never voted for the cocksucker. Or his old man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2023 12:54 AM (6AGF4)

262 wait - are WE the baddies here?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2023 12:40 AM (S6gqv)

(Takes off hat and checks) Whoopsie!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 12:54 AM (0zqNr)

263 Conway Twitty you wasteful weirdos
do any of you actually music??
Posted by: kallisto

She could put Jack Ruby on the other one...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Johnny Quest
Posted by: Doof

Did we stop talking about people whose names rhyme with terms for funbags?

Posted by: Shaq at September 30, 2023 12:56 AM (DgGvY)

264 I think for a lot of people, there's another thing at play, too: if we accept that we share in the blame here, that Russia's invasion was provoked by us... then that would make us the bad guys, too.

And a lot of people have a real tough time swallowing that bitter pill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2023 12:38 AM (0FoWg)

Current events become history and History is what it is, contrary to tearing down statues to change it. Truth hurts, sucks even, but it's the first step in acknowledging we as a Country have a 'throwing our weight around' problem. And with our bloated government, that's a lot of weight.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 12:56 AM (emlEe)

265 Did we stop talking about people whose names rhyme with terms for funbags?

Do we ever?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 30, 2023 12:59 AM (Bd6X8)

266 Open Range....

"You the one that killed our friend?"

"That's right...and I killed the boy and I enjoyed it!"

KABOOOM!!!!(Head shot)

Loved that...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2023 01:03 AM (UsQA1)

267 It's a fair cop. I never voted for the cocksucker. Or his old man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2023 12:54 AM (6AGF4)

Thanks. LOL! I never voted for that Bribem prick, either.

I'm tellin' ya, right now, North America is ripe for the takin'. Besides the actual people, who'd defend us? Meh-hee-co? They're doin' the invadin'!

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 01:04 AM (emlEe)

268 How TF you get interracial out of that commercial is beyond me.
Posted by: Weirddave

Eye shape and hair color.
The male is Japanese. Black hair, eyes drawing to an acute angle at the edges.
Red hair, pasty skin, round eyes on the females. Most likely Irish. Probably from the McDonald clan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

You're not wrong from a Western perspective, but you're not necessarily right from a Japanese/manga/anime one.

https://tinyurl.com/mukokuseki
https://tinyurl.com/TaremeEyes
https://tinyurl.com/TsurimeEyes

I'll accept that the kids are the love children of Ronald McDonald and Wendy, though.

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2023 01:08 AM (DgGvY)

269 Gotta watch our six from up north...

hear the Canucks already have Chi-Com military roaming around their parts.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2023 01:09 AM (UsQA1)

270 Joyce DeWitt?

The YouTube logo?

Margaret Sanger?

Dennis Hopper?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 01:13 AM (0zqNr)

271 d'oh. Caused me to think of Jane D'oh. She hasn't been around in a good while. Hope that she's pressing on into her new life.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2023 01:13 AM (XgGMK)

272 Probably did in Jordan Peterson at their demand.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2023 01:13 AM (UsQA1)

273 269 We have them entering our nether region.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 30, 2023 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)

274 Commies

Do any of you here want to go out in your neighborhoods to find and trash some?

No?

Why not?

How about some Liberal Marxists?

Anyone?

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2023 01:16 AM (UsQA1)

275 Gotta watch our six from up north...
hear the Canucks already have Chi-Com military roaming around their parts.
Posted by: Nightwatch

We have them entering our nether region.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

America's Hat, nether region..... there should be an "asshat" joke in here, but I can't find it.

Posted by: mikeski looks for a roadmap with both hands at September 30, 2023 01:18 AM (DgGvY)

276 It's been and it's late. In the morning. 'night

Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2023 01:20 AM (XgGMK)

277 Well, my eyelids are getting heavy. Time for a snooze. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2023 01:20 AM (6AGF4)

278 ..Anyone? Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2023 01:16 AM (UsQA1)

The classic Revolutionary "cell" is bankrupt, obsolete, broken and useless now. And modern electronics render everyone "surveilable" or worse.

Leaving ONLY the Cell of One, to plan, plot, act and E&E alone, unannounced, un recognized, un rewarded.

If'n you can't do it on your own, don't involve another. Your comms won't BE compromised. They already ARE.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 30, 2023 01:21 AM (e6UQI)

279 >>>Do any of you here want to go out in your neighborhoods to find and trash some?

I don't think we have any in these parts. And there's no one out, unless they're appreciating the full moon from their porches.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 30, 2023 01:25 AM (Mzdiz)

280 278

That may be old salt...that may be.

Yet...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 30, 2023 01:26 AM (UsQA1)

281 So are we going to get a shutdown? Two weeks to slow the spend.

Posted by: InZona at September 30, 2023 01:32 AM (qz1Fg)

282 @267 Rickz

I will defend my beloved country in any manner necessary.

Those who would attack her are going to have the term "your worst enemy" redefined.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 30, 2023 01:34 AM (KATBx)

283 Ray? Is that you, Ray? Where you been, man? I haven't seen you since the March.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 01:42 AM (0zqNr)

284 I miss Norm.

Posted by: m at September 30, 2023 01:48 AM (AOrJZ)

285 So are we going to get a shutdown? Two weeks to slow the spend.
Posted by: InZona at September 30, 2023 01:32 AM (qz1Fg)

Less than 24 hours to go, and the UniParty appears to be in turmoil. I'm leaning towards "yes."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 01:51 AM (0zqNr)

286 I will defend my beloved country in any manner necessary.

No doubt, irongrampa. As I said, 'other than the people'.

Those who would attack her are going to have the term "your worst enemy" redefined.

We still have The Old Ways in some parts of this here vast country. Plus 800 million to a billion firearms of all sizes, weights and calibers in the hands of We the People (don't know the firearm ownership rate in Canada). I'm figuring 330 million people, two plus firearms per person (to take into account those who believe in having many options), to get that estimate. I'm sure it is a very low estimate but still when you start talking about a billion and more firearms, well, I think that's something quite positive in a "behind every blade of grass" way.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 01:52 AM (emlEe)

287 285 So are we going to get a shutdown? Two weeks to slow the spend.
Posted by: InZona at September 30, 2023 01:32 AM (qz1Fg)

Less than 24 hours to go, and the UniParty appears to be in turmoil. I'm leaning towards "yes."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 01:51 AM (0zqNr)

DOOOOOOM How will we go on!?

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 30, 2023 01:52 AM (+I6Y/)

288 Less than 24 hours to go, and the UniParty appears to be in turmoil. I'm leaning towards "yes."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 30, 2023 01:51 AM (0zqNr)

Nah, they're just drunk at the wake.

Posted by: RickZ at September 30, 2023 01:53 AM (emlEe)

289 When I saw the headline--here first--that Dianne Feinstein had died, I had a brain blip that translated the news into "Nancy Pelosi" has died. And whoa what a difference.

Posted by: m at September 30, 2023 02:26 AM (AOrJZ)

290
Evening, all. What to my wondering eyes does appear? A shutdown looms?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at September 30, 2023 02:47 AM (aIX4B)

291 Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
20h
The government shut down the whole economy without a second thought.

People were arrested for opening their businesses.

Livelihoods built over lifetimes were destroyed.

I cannot stress enough how much IDGAF about a government shutdown or its effect on government workers.

Posted by: m at September 30, 2023 02:51 AM (AOrJZ)

292 Problematically Non-Compliant
@LithiumLinus
20h
Replying to @Oilfield_Rando
"15 Days to Slow the Spending" ....

Posted by: m at September 30, 2023 02:53 AM (AOrJZ)

293 "I only spoke to Diane Feinstein a few times. She was always uncommonly kind and warm."

She's certainly not warm now.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2023 03:08 AM (KAi1n)

294 https://tinyurl.com/bdhkkvf3
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2023 03:33 AM (fwDg9)

295 According to ome Tweet it looks like Di-Fi voted in Senate a couple days ago, though she voted they tell her what to say

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2023 03:44 AM (fwDg9)

296 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 30, 2023 04:00 AM (AOrJZ)

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