Shock: Madison Cornbread Accused of Lying Again

Apparently she just made up crap for her "book."

Former Trump White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson is back with more dubious claims about occurrences within Trump's inner circle.
On Tuesday, Insider reported that Hutchinson's new memoir claimed that Trump's former chief of staff Mark Meadows, who is a devout Baptist, never drank alcohol in his life before downing multiple White Claws in the White House in November 2020, apparently unaware that they contained alcohol.
In her new book "Enough" Hutchinson said that Meadows consumed the first beverage in front of White House budget director Russ Vought, who she claimed is a "faithful Mormon."
When Hutchinson asked Meadows how much he drank, Meadows said that he was halfway through one and counted three others that he had just finished, meaning he drank 3.5 cans of White Claw.
Hutchison then claimed that Vought said to Meadows, "I know times are hard now, but are they really that bad," which queued Meadows into the fact that he was drinking alcohol by mistake.
This is a funny and lighthearted story, but there is just one major problem -- none of it appears to be true.
Unfortunately for Hutchinson, the key witness in the story, Russ Vought, has taken to X, formerly called Twitter, to point out that the interaction with Meadows never took place and to set the record straight on his religion.
"This story from Cassidy is a total fabrication," he wrote.
"I'm not a Mormon and this interaction with Mark never occurred."
Frankly, this is just embarrassing.

The last time we heard from Madison Cornbread she was claiming that Trump reached over from the back of the presidential Suburban, which she insists on calling "The Beast," and violently wrenched the steering wheel out of the hands of the armed Secret Service chauffeur when he was told he couldn't go to the Capitol Hill rally.

The most honest thing to ever come out of Madison Cornbread's mouth was Matt Gaetz.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2023 06:40 PM (aQy7p)

2 And I shall not believe that Madison is deceitful. I shannot!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2023 06:41 PM (aQy7p)

3 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2023 06:41 PM (aQy7p)

4 Oh, all right...I'll summon the otters.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2023 06:42 PM (aQy7p)

5 The otters have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 29, 2023 06:43 PM (aQy7p)

6 "The most honest thing to ever come out of Madison Cornbread's mouth was Matt Gaetz"

Probably not the most honest thing to ever cum in her mouth, though.

Posted by: KennyM at September 29, 2023 06:43 PM (IXb8j)

7 most honest thing to ever come out of Madison Cornbread's mouth was Matt Gaetz.

/-

Ace is a national treasure.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 06:44 PM (zc99N)

8 I was under the impression that there were laws against this sort of thing...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 29, 2023 06:44 PM (MeG8a)

9 Just wanna say Madison Cornbread is one of my favorite snarky nicknames.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 29, 2023 06:45 PM (T/Lqj)

10 The otters have been summoned.
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Paddleboarders alerted to clear out the area.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at September 29, 2023 06:45 PM (XeU6L)

11 So she's a cum dumpster for RINOs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 06:45 PM (dKuyx)

12 Dumb question: why is she named Madison cornbread? If it’s something obvious, well I did say it’s a dumb question. 😀

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 06:45 PM (zc99N)

13 9 Just wanna say Madison Cornbread is one of my favorite snarky nicknames.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 29, 2023 06:45 PM (T/Lqj)

And AOC with the "something something Evita"

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 29, 2023 06:46 PM (OobVu)

14 Hoe’s lie, suck dick, ass and balls for a living, pretend to “work” for the federales, steal, suck more dick, ass and balls for a side hustle, are lazy and lie some more.

It’s what Hoe’s do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2023 06:46 PM (R/m4+)

15 Dirt sell books, true or not

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2023 06:46 PM (fwDg9)

16 You managed to get through that post without saying "thot". I'm impressed.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 29, 2023 06:46 PM (brAQZ)

17 It's Friday of Sea Otter Awareness Week! Go have a cocktail and celebrate all the sea otters!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 29, 2023 06:47 PM (OobVu)

18 her memoire starts

"Okay. Dude. There I was..."

Shoulda been a clue right there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at September 29, 2023 06:47 PM (T/Lqj)

19 Whose book was it that talked about a gorilla channel? Can’t keep all these things straight.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 06:47 PM (zc99N)

20 Breakfast Club Evita.

ala Ace, I believe.

I liked it but it didn't catch on.

Posted by: pawn at September 29, 2023 06:48 PM (5g9YU)

21 So, Ashley Madison it is?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 29, 2023 06:48 PM (NJ/XG)

22
The most honest thing to ever come out of Madison Cornbread's mouth was Matt Gaetz.

VDH-Approved cruelty.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2023 06:49 PM (n+4am)

23 Psst, Montec, Thanks for asking. I don't get it either.

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 06:49 PM (n3DL0)

24
The DNC is buying 10 million copies of her book.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2023 06:49 PM (MoZTd)

25 She seems nice.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2023 06:49 PM (RLLZj)

26 Where is the incentive for improving literacy rates in children if we're allowing cunts like this to write books?

Posted by: KennyM at September 29, 2023 06:49 PM (IXb8j)

27 Some women can’t be satisfied with an OnlyFans account.

Posted by: some lurker at September 29, 2023 06:50 PM (PleL+)

28 If I can just make up stories, I could write an awesome memoir about my life and MoMe's... :-)
Of course, I know that WhiteClaw at a MoMe is not believable. Bourbon, however...

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 06:51 PM (n3DL0)

29 “Never mind.” Emily Litella

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 29, 2023 06:51 PM (NJ/XG)

30 Seems like maybe she maybe made Trump an "offer" and he turned her down or something.

Hell hath no fury and all of that.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2023 06:52 PM (RLLZj)

31 Where is the incentive for improving literacy rates in children if we're allowing cunts like this to write books?
Posted by: KennyM at September 29, 2023 06:49 PM (IXb8j)

That's assuming that she actually wrote it.

Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2023 06:52 PM (rj6Yv)

32 Some businesses around town have lowered the flag for DiFi. Note to self never shop there.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 06:53 PM (zc99N)

33 Amazon vomited up Madison Cornbread's book as a recommendation for me the other day. I couldn't stop myself from reading some of the reviews.

"Stunning and brave" and so on and so forth. Shockingly, multiple reviews inform us - y'all ain't gonna believe this - that she has... wait for it... daddy issues. I toldja you wouldn't believe it.

Methinks it needs some Moron reviews.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 29, 2023 06:53 PM (aBJcM)

34 Methinks it needs some Moron reviews.

Probably. But you have to buy it first I think.

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 06:55 PM (n3DL0)

35
Where is the incentive for improving literacy rates in children if we're allowing cunts like this to write books?
Posted by: KennyM at September 29, 2023 06:49 PM (IXb8j)

Lots of jobs in the sulfur mines for ambitious young boys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2023 06:55 PM (MoZTd)

36 Willowed

Bulgaroctonus, how did your interviews go? IIRC you had at least 2 this week, is that right?

Yes, SiD, thanks. The first was just an "informal" call with an HR person, and went fine.

This morning, I had a more formal (virtual) interview with my prospective boss.

I think I gave a good account of myself in both interviews. However, I worry that I talk too much in interviews. I'm an effusive person by nature. And then the interviewers ask these open-ended questions, and chatty Bulgaroctonus is off to the races.

I am savvy enough not to say anything that I'm sure will sink me, but still...

Anyway, thanks for asking. We'll see what happens.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2023 06:55 PM (xTRSc)

37 Do we know how many cats Madison Cornpone has? Is it six? More?

Posted by: some lurker at September 29, 2023 06:56 PM (PleL+)

38 Iris, soon

Posted by: Ben Had at September 29, 2023 06:57 PM (fTYhG)

39 What kind of event was this that White Claws were a part of the spread? Did it also include lil' smokies with some KC Masterpiece bbq sauce to dip them in? This story leads me to believe that Madison Cornbread wasn't ever invited to any actual WH functions

Posted by: KennyM at September 29, 2023 06:58 PM (IXb8j)

40 The most honest thing to ever come out of Madison Cornbread's mouth was Matt Gaetz.

Yessssss!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at September 29, 2023 06:58 PM (ESCdj)

41 "The most honest thing to ever come out of Madison Cornbread's mouth was Matt Gaetz"
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I got no filter, man.

Posted by: Little Matt at September 29, 2023 06:58 PM (sWM8x)

42 There's also something she wrote involving Molly Hemingway that Molly has said didn't happen at all.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 29, 2023 06:59 PM (ei7q6)

43 Does anyone over 30 drink White Claw? Lol.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 06:59 PM (zc99N)

44 Is this the one that is 27 and looks 40?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 06:59 PM (ESCdj)

45 Matt Gaetz needs to say, "Fucked her? Of course I fucked her. No point in talking to her."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 06:59 PM (pJ96T)

46 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2023 06:55 PM

Fingers crossed, won't get the job if you don't try so that first hurdle is over.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2023 07:00 PM (fwDg9)

47 "The most honest thing to ever come out of Madison Cornbread's mouth was Matt Gaetz"

But was it really 8 inches?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2023 07:00 PM (uSHSS)

48 So she's a cum dumpster for RINOs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 06:45 PM (dKuyx)

Ha! Trick question. They have no dicks!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 07:00 PM (ESCdj)

49 never drank alcohol in his life

Y'know who else never drank alcohol?

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 29, 2023 07:01 PM (i2iTx)

50 C'mon man. In her defense, I got a nothing life. (I loved my wife (dead), made babies. They are all doing fine) But I would absolutely make up shit for a book.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2023 07:01 PM (8fpTj)

51 CBS News
@CBSNews
Without funding for the National Park Service, the beloved celebration of Alaska's "burly" brown bears may not be able to take place as planned.

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The damn bears are on foodstamps now?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2023 07:01 PM (FVME7)

52 14 Hoe’s lie, suck dick, ass and balls for a living, pretend to “work” for the federales, steal, suck more dick, ass and balls for a side hustle, are lazy and lie some more.

It’s what Hoe’s do.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2023 06:46 PM (R/m4+)

Accurate and eloquent.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2023 07:01 PM (h6NsU)

53 For those asking, "Madison Cornbread" is an Ace Nickname given to this girl because it I think suggests she is a bit of a stripper / loose morals girl. It has no actual relation to anything other than Ace being cruel. People here loved it, so it stuck.

I don't actually know the chick's real name, other than "hey you! Yes, whore, you!" I am not sure that is her legal birth name though.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 29, 2023 07:02 PM (AxRGS)

54 Eat hot chips and lie

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 29, 2023 07:02 PM (SfD1B)

55 Without funding for the National Park Service, the beloved celebration of Alaska's "burly" brown bears may not be able to take place as planned

//

How will life go on?

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 07:02 PM (zc99N)

56 I am not Bloody Dead yet !!!!!!! Schiff is planning to dispose of me and take my seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Diane Feinstien at September 29, 2023 07:02 PM (p3lya)

57 CBS News
@CBSNews
Without funding for the National Park Service, the beloved celebration of Alaska's "burly" brown bears may not be able to take place as planned.

Fu*k you CBS.
What a totally bullshit story.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2023 07:03 PM (uSHSS)

58 She could lose some weight.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 29, 2023 07:03 PM (3vCGB)

59 Did it also include lil' smokies

The Obama daughters?

Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 29, 2023 07:04 PM (i2iTx)

60 30 Seems like maybe she maybe made Trump an "offer" and he turned her down or something.

Hell hath no fury and all of that.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 29, 2023 06:52 PM (RLLZj)

This seems probable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2023 07:04 PM (h6NsU)

61 "I'm not a Mormon and this interaction with Mark never occurred."

Oh, c'mon. Maybe it's Cathernic, or Prostitute, or Deborah's Witness, or whatever. All just a bunch of sky-daddy ghost worshippers. It's basically all the same!

Just because I misremembered one tiny, insignificant detail of the events doesn't detract from its overall accuracy and integrity.

Posted by: Madison Cornbread, not-so-secret Democrat at September 29, 2023 07:04 PM (NCgXW)

62 @CBSNews
Without funding for the National Park Service, the beloved celebration of Alaska's "burly" brown bears may not be able to take place as planned.

-
The damn bears are on foodstamps now?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2023 07:01 PM (FVME7)

I'm sure the bears won't care. They're not "care bears", they're "don't give a fuck" bears.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (pJ96T)

63 So it seems, from yesterday, that Matt Gaetz was indeed buttering Madison Cornbread's muffin...

Posted by: DOYLE's doc at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

64 Anyway, thanks for asking. We'll see what happens.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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If you need character references you know where to find us.

Seriously, sounds hopeful. Rooting for you.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (RtMFy)

65 But I would absolutely make up shit for a book.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2023 07:01 PM (8fpTj)

The genre for that is: fiction. Madison Cornbread forgot to include that in her book proposal.

Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (JrN/x)

66 oof. off sock. Long day today.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

67 46 Thank you, Skip.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (xTRSc)

68 * Do we know how many cats Madison Cornpone has?*

Madison Cornbread and her lonely pussy...

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (QjIlJ)

69 65 But I would absolutely make up shit for a book.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 29, 2023 07:01 PM (8fpTj)

The genre for that is: fiction. Madison Cornbread forgot to include that in her book proposal.

Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (JrN/x)

Obama's ghost writer did.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

70 Found the "eat hot chips and lie" tweet. That guy was telling it like it is (probably NSFW, although no nudity or the like)

https://tinyurl.com/ysvcb7p9

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 29, 2023 07:06 PM (SfD1B)

71 51 CBS News
@CBSNews
Without funding for the National Park Service, the beloved celebration of Alaska's "burly" brown bears may not be able to take place as planned.

Did CBS News interview any brown bears to get their opinions? Or do they hate nature?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 29, 2023 07:06 PM (h6NsU)

72 THE PENIS MIGHTER!

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at September 29, 2023 07:06 PM (ESCdj)

73 Matt Gaetz needs to say, "Fucked her? Of course I fucked her. No point in talking to her."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 06:59 PM (pJ96T)

LOL. A philosophy long forgotten.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 29, 2023 07:06 PM (BdMk6)

74 @CBSNews
Without funding for the National Park Service, the beloved celebration of Alaska's "burly" brown bears may not be able to take place as planned.

-

We're getting a glimpse into the truth here.

Without government, people can't appreciate and enjoy that bears exist.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 29, 2023 07:07 PM (SfD1B)

75 If you need character references you know where to find us.

Seriously, sounds hopeful. Rooting for you.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 29, 2023 07:05 PM (RtMFy)

Yes. Rooting for you, and if any of the rons ever need a character reference I can vouch that you are indeed a character.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 29, 2023 07:08 PM (hTMd7)

76 Just spitballing here here…

Perhaps whatever money the govt is spending on celebrating bears, can, you know, not fucking be spent in the first place?

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 07:09 PM (zc99N)

77 Cornbread said Giuliani felt her up on the 6th in front of a Trump staffer.

Posted by: pawn at September 29, 2023 07:09 PM (5g9YU)

78 >>Seems like maybe she maybe made Trump an "offer" and he turned her down or something.

>>Hell hath no fury and all of that.

Not sexually but sort of. She wanted a job with Trump's team at Mar A Lago and he turned her down.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 29, 2023 07:09 PM (ZLI7S)

79
Fiction is easier to write than truth.

Posted by: Madison Cornmuffin at September 29, 2023 07:09 PM (+oR7L)

80
We're getting a glimpse into the truth here.

Without government, people can't appreciate and enjoy that bears exist.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 29, 2023 07:07 PM (SfD1B)

It's a contest in which people decide which tagged brown bear gained the most weight over the summer. A bear fat shaming contest.
Nobody asked the bears if they were okay with people making fun of them. Maybe they are downright pleased the shutdown will cease this inhumane ridicule of their bodies.

Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2023 07:10 PM (JrN/x)

81 77 Cornbread said Giuliani felt her up on the 6th in front of a Trump staffer.

Posted by: pawn at September 29, 2023 07:09 PM (5g9YU)

Eh, don't believe anything that comes out of her lips (or her book).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

82 I don't at all apologize, in ANY way, for the unfortunate incident that occurred in Madison Cornbread's mouth.

Posted by: Matt Goetz at September 29, 2023 07:10 PM (TJKU9)

83 Thar is GOLD in them thar Trump Derangement Syndrome hills!!

This will keep happening because it's rewarded. It's a lie. Its fake. Like pron.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 29, 2023 07:11 PM (cPl+1)

84 Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec

RFK cant win but he can deny Trump the White House and hand it to Dems

johnny maga
@_johnnymaga

RFK hurts Trump more than Biden and when you’re talking about margins of 10k votes in some of these states, it could be disastrous

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 29, 2023 07:11 PM (TGPs7)

85 80
We're getting a glimpse into the truth here.

Without government, people can't appreciate and enjoy that bears exist.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 29, 2023 07:07 PM (SfD1B)

It's a contest in which people decide which tagged brown bear gained the most weight over the summer. A bear fat shaming contest.
Nobody asked the bears if they were okay with people making fun of them. Maybe they are downright pleased the shutdown will cease this inhumane ridicule of their bodies.

Posted by: Moki at September 29, 2023 07:10 PM (JrN/x)

Those that feel that way should meet with the possibly aggrieved bears and ask for forgiveness; make sure to wear a nice BBQ sauce perfume, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

86 "OK, lets get the soiree shopping list together. White Claw, Little Smokies, a couple cases of Milwaukee"s Best, Doritos. Better get a couple flavors and some of that french onion dip. Get some of that Little Debbie shit in case somebody has a sweet tooth. Pick up a couple bottles of Hi C for the Mormon guy."

Things that didn't happen in the Trump WH

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2023 07:12 PM (0EOe9)

87 64 Thank you ver much, SiD.

Unfortunately, very few jobs involves puns, boob references, or refighting the Civil War, so I don’t know how much good Horde references would do me. 🙂

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 29, 2023 07:12 PM (xTRSc)

88 You're not allowed to possess the feather from a bluebird. We're going to go shoot at these bears and then tease them.
- The feds

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 29, 2023 07:12 PM (SfD1B)

89 83 Thar is GOLD in them thar Trump Derangement Syndrome hills!!

This will keep happening because it's rewarded. It's a lie. Its fake. Like pron.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 29, 2023 07:11 PM (cPl+1)

AI Madison Cornbread...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

90 Alaskan bears can find their own twinks without a government program.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2023 07:12 PM (QjIlJ)

91
Madison Cornbread taught me to play cornhole.

Posted by: Matt Gaetz at September 29, 2023 07:13 PM (+oR7L)

92 Alaskan bears can find their own twinks without a government program.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2023 07:12 PM (QjIlJ)

Greg Abbott should send sea cans full of illegal aliens to Alaska. Bear gotta eat, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 07:13 PM (pJ96T)

93 91
Madison Cornbread taught me to play cornhole.

Posted by: Matt Gaetz at September 29, 2023 07:13 PM (+oR7L)

LOL.
Only problem is whose cornhole was being played with...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

94 Her parents must be horribly ashamed of such a pathetic daughter. If you are going to lie, at least be creative.

Posted by: EveR at September 29, 2023 07:14 PM (MUpk6)

95 Robert Gouveia calls her Clavical Gurl.

Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2023 07:14 PM (Krc4o)

96 Ah. Speaking of "getting a glimpse of," we're seeing how some of the cheat will be pulled off.

RFK won't really pull many votes from Trump. But they can set up the premise that he will, and they can move votes as needed in areas where they need to win.

Clever.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 29, 2023 07:14 PM (SfD1B)

97 Live-Action “Bambi” Writer Says Film Is Being Made So Kids “Relate to It a Little Bit More,” Hints That It Will Soften Bambi’s Mom’s Death

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I wonder how they're going to f*ck this up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2023 07:15 PM (FVME7)

98 So if Cornbread catches fire from lying...

Or has she transitioned to Brie Larson status for lying her tush off?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:15 PM (gZREx)

99
RFK won't really pull many votes from Trump. But they can set up the premise that he will, and they can move votes as needed in areas where they need to win.

Clever.
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 29,

Everything is an op.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 07:16 PM (zc99N)

100 I wonder how they're going to f*ck this up.

The hunter will look like Donald Trump duh...

or maybe Ted Nugent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:16 PM (gZREx)

101 Madison Cornbread is an absolute masterpiece nickname; like others, I don’t know the origin or specific meaning but it fits this dunce perfectly and it’s hilarious

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 29, 2023 07:16 PM (xT8gx)

102 $1000 says Bambi will be trans.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 07:16 PM (zc99N)

103 "The most honest thing to ever come out of Madison Cornbread's mouth was Matt Gaetz."

Ace, you're a national treasure.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 29, 2023 07:17 PM (Mzdiz)

104 I’m really shocked to hear a woman might have made things up and lied

What’s next, telling me my car mechanic at the dealership is dishonest?

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at September 29, 2023 07:17 PM (VTu1l)

105 Live-Action “Bambi” Writer Says Film Is Being Made So Kids “Relate to It a Little Bit More,” Hints That It Will Soften Bambi’s Mom’s Death

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I wonder how they're going to f*ck this up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2023 07:15 PM (FVME7)

I've had it with these hemorrhoids. I'm going to Canada for assisted suicide.

Posted by: Bambi's Mom at September 29, 2023 07:17 PM (pJ96T)

106 Y'all we are taking a stroll around the apartment property. Round a corner and there's this yuge Sasquatch statue in the bed of a pickup truck.
LMAO

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 29, 2023 07:17 PM (aBJcM)

107 Another failed liberal experiment.

Philadelphia City Council Votes 14-1 To Ban Safe Injection Sites

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 07:17 PM (krqg6)

108 Madison Cornbread is an absolute masterpiece nickname; like others, I don’t know the origin or specific meaning but it fits this dunce perfectly and it’s hilarious

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 29, 2023 07:16 PM (xT8gx)

I like "corn-fed snizz."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 29, 2023 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

109 97 Live-Action “Bambi” Writer Says Film Is Being Made So Kids “Relate to It a Little Bit More,” Hints That It Will Soften Bambi’s Mom’s Death

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I wonder how they're going to f*ck this up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2023 07:15 PM (FVME7)

Bambi is trans-species, and gets it on with Thumper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 29, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

110 What’s next, telling me my car mechanic at the dealership is dishonest?
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at September 29, 2023 07:17 PM (VTu1l)

Wait should I not have paid $129 for my tire air to be flushed?

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 07:18 PM (zc99N)

111 Are you sure it's a statue, SiD??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 07:18 PM (krqg6)

112 91 Madison Cornbread taught me to play cornhole.

Old Meiser Madison?

Posted by: Harold Hill at September 29, 2023 07:18 PM (xTRSc)

113 Vienna had a Safe Needle Park back in the 1980s.

Every druggie in Europe showed up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:18 PM (gZREx)

114 >>>Live-Action “Bambi” Writer Says Film Is Being Made So Kids “Relate to It a Little Bit More,” Hints That It Will Soften Bambi’s Mom’s Death

"Bambi Has Two Daddies"?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 29, 2023 07:19 PM (Mzdiz)

115 102 $1000 says Bambi will be trans.
Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 07:16 PM

Something is coming for FLOWER, the soft-spoken MALE skunk who has a flower in his hair and is awkward around everyone, and it's not good.

Posted by: Movie Moron at September 29, 2023 07:19 PM (NCgXW)

116 Robert Gouveia calls her Clavical Gurl.
Posted by: torabora at September 29, 2023 07:14 PM (Krc4o)

Robert Goulet > Robert Gouveia

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2023 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

117 97 Live-Action “Bambi” Writer Says Film Is Being Made So Kids “Relate to It a Little Bit More,” Hints That It Will Soften Bambi’s Mom’s Death

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I wonder how they're going to f*ck this up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Bambi will identify as a Rhinoceros.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 29, 2023 07:19 PM (cPl+1)

118 EVERYTHING in the legacy media is a fabrication. Act accordingly.

Posted by: InZona at September 29, 2023 07:19 PM (qz1Fg)

119 Babmi will get his nuts cut off and you can call Xir Maisey

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:20 PM (gZREx)

120 >>Live-Action “Bambi” Writer Says Film Is Being Made So Kids “Relate to It a Little Bit More,” Hints That It Will Soften Bambi’s Mom’s Death

Bambi's Mom will now be shot by Raycist Cops in MAGA Hats while at a Mostly Peaceful BLM Rally, instead of the traditional Hunter.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2023 07:20 PM (TJKU9)

121 100 Don Jr. with an AR. 30 round magazine and chainsaw attachment. Splodin' bullets.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2023 07:20 PM (0EOe9)

122 Gaetz(sic) should go on offense like mentioned above.

"We dated, had sex a couple times and moved on."

Posted by: DOYLE at September 29, 2023 07:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

123 Vienna had a Safe Needle Park back in the 1980s.

Every druggie in Europe showed up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:18 PM (gZREx)

Wasn't there a "B" movie entitled "Panic in Needle Park"?

Posted by: Bambi's Mom at September 29, 2023 07:21 PM (pJ96T)

124 I have to say I lost a lot of respect for Matt Gaetz for tapping a mid woman whose forehead is so high you could land a plane on it

Be better Matt

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at September 29, 2023 07:21 PM (VTu1l)

125 Bambi's Mom will get shot while wearing hunter orange just so there will be a lecture on how hunting is evil

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:21 PM (gZREx)

126 *Old Meiser Madison*

He left River City the library building but he left all the books to her.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2023 07:21 PM (QjIlJ)

127 The way I heard the Trump story is perfectly executed a five fingered heart punch through the back of the driver's seat and through the driver's back and his with his blood soaked hand emerging,holding the still beating heart of that secret service agent who instantly died of overwhelming terror. Throwing the heart in the face of the agent in passenger seat Trump then grabbed the wheel and started driving the car himself.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 29, 2023 07:22 PM (uA5XM)

128 Every druggie in Europe showed up.
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Vancouver, B.C.'s has seen OD deaths rise every year since the programme started; and massively higher in the past year since they pretty well legalized small amounts of very-hard drugs.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 07:22 PM (krqg6)

129 All I know of Madison Cornbread I learned here on this AoS site. BUT her claim to fame seems to be that she dated Gates, which she kinda denies. Still, she has leveraged her lies into a degree of fame ... so, a step above the average hooker. (but just one step above)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2023 07:22 PM (Cus5s)

130 Wait should I not have paid $129 for my tire air to be flushed?

****************

Whoa you def got ripped off there

I only pay $100 to flush mine

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at September 29, 2023 07:22 PM (VTu1l)

131 Robert Goulet > Robert Gouveia

Those guys are fags.

Posted by: Robert Guillome(you know Benson) at September 29, 2023 07:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

132 Marion, the Librarian.

Posted by: pawn at September 29, 2023 07:22 PM (5g9YU)

133 It really is remarkable how Trump broke so many brains and continues to do so. Starting with Hildabeast and continuing through a whole list of people so large I can’t even begin to do it justice…. I can say it does include such luminaries as Mitt Romney, Joe Scarborough, zombie John McCain and Liz Cheney and on and on and on…. Oh and somewhere way down the list is Madison Cornbread

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (xT8gx)

134 Bambi’s mom will be a teacher who dies in a school shooting. Bambi will spend the rest of his life fighting to ban guns.

Posted by: Montec at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (zc99N)

135 It's not a "live-action" Bambi movie. It's still animated, just with fancier graphics.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

136 "She wasn't great, but she wasn't bad. The antibiotics worked".

Matt Gaetz

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (0EOe9)

137 Program.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (dKuyx)

138 Bambi's Mom will get shot down over Nacho Grande.

She thought she could fly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (gZREx)

139 Your supposed to be heart broken when Bambi's mom gets killed

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

140 **Waves** Counting the days, Ben Had! :-)

Posted by: Iris at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (n3DL0)

141 #128 And the Vancouver shooting-galleries are so successful that Toronto has started them too!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 07:23 PM (krqg6)

142 Whoa you def got ripped off there

I only pay $100 to flush mine
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at September 29, 2023 07:22 PM (VTu1l)

It's that time of year, when you have to put winter air in your tires, and top off the blinker fluid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 07:24 PM (pJ96T)

143 Throwing the heart in the face of the agent in passenger seat Trump then grabbed the wheel and started driving the car himself.

**********

If any part of that story was true it would guarantee my family support of Trump for generations and in at least 300 different Multiverses

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at September 29, 2023 07:24 PM (VTu1l)

144 "Baaalzac!"

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2023 07:24 PM (QjIlJ)

145 re Bambi:

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/ehuePPNvD6I

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 29, 2023 07:25 PM (qPw5n)

146 When they finally make the Trump biopic, I want to play Madison Cornbread. Or Guliani. I think I could pull off either.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 29, 2023 07:25 PM (IXb8j)

147 Replace your muffler bearings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 29, 2023 07:25 PM (dKuyx)

148 I still wonder how you Humans got the top of the food chain. Everything else like Kodiak bears must have really stunk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:25 PM (gZREx)

149 Good I was not disappointed

Gojira tai Bambi

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:26 PM (gZREx)

150 All I know of Madison Cornbread I learned here on this AoS site. BUT her claim to fame seems to be that she dated Gates, which she kinda denies. Still, she has leveraged her lies into a degree of fame ... so, a step above the average hooker. (but just one step above)
Posted by: illiniwek
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She was also Liz Cheney's star witness and BFF during the J6 "hearings."

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 29, 2023 07:26 PM (aBJcM)

151 @CBSNews
Without funding for the National Park Service, the beloved celebration of Alaska's "burly" brown bears may not be able to take place as planned.

I'm sure local volunteers could put something on, but then it might not include global warmening propaganda, and we can't have that!

Why the f is the government involved in that anyway? I don't see the power of celebration enshrined in the Constitution.

Posted by: InZona at September 29, 2023 07:26 PM (qz1Fg)

152 Testing to see if my problem has been solved.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 29, 2023 07:26 PM (t/2Uw)

153 @152/Sharon: Well, I see your post, what was the problem you were having?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 29, 2023 07:28 PM (qPw5n)

154 Live-Action “Bambi” Writer Says Film Is Being Made So Kids “Relate to It a Little Bit More,” Hints That It Will Soften Bambi’s Mom’s Death

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I wonder how they're going to f*ck this up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2023 07:15 PM (FVME7)
***

Thumper becomes Humper.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2023 07:28 PM (uSHSS)

155 Excellent.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 29, 2023 07:28 PM (t/2Uw)

156 After watching two episodes of the new anime Frieren, the OP has got to go. It is too jarring to have in a fantasy anime with Frieren who is an elf mage and you have things like the Demon King to battle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:28 PM (gZREx)

157 Testing to see if my problem has been solved.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 29, 2023 07:26 PM (t/2Uw)

Nope. Still all in italics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 07:28 PM (pJ96T)

158 Anna,

Humans harnessed the power of the pointy stick and there was no looking back.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2023 07:28 PM (QjIlJ)

159 The story about Meadows drinking White Claw is laughable.

Girlfriend, please.

He has never heard of White Claw.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2023 07:29 PM (RIvkX)

160 Why the f is the government involved in that anyway? I don't see the power of celebration enshrined in the Constitution.
Posted by: InZona at September 29, 2023 07:26 PM (qz1Fg)

After you’re in debt for a few trillion dollars, what difference does it make.

Let’s Celebrate being broke! Woohoo!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 29, 2023 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

161 Diogenes

Life action.

Thumper will bea humping Bambi. Or vice versa. Or both.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:29 PM (gZREx)

162 I wonder how they're going to f*ck this up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2023 07:15 PM (FVME7)
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They same way they always do. They'll ignore the source material and inject their own woke politics to create a nonsensical story that denigrates the male characters and elevates the female characters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2023 07:29 PM (BpYfr)

163 Sean Davis @seanmdav 3h
A corrupt IRS official stole the tax returns of a "high-ranking government official" (presumably Donald Trump) and stole the returns of "thousands of the nation's wealthiest individuals" and leaked it all to two media organizations (presumably NYT and ProPublica).

DOJ is charging him with a single count of unauthorized disclosure of tax return information. One count. For stealing and leaking thousands of returns, and potentially those of a U.S. president. And DOJ is charging him with one count.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 07:29 PM (krqg6)

164 Testing to see if my problem has been solved.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 29, 2023 07:26 PM

There are almost no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2023 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

165 *Old Meiser Madison*

He left River City the library building but he left all the books to her.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2023 07:21 PM (QjIlJ)

A pool hall! Right here in River City! It causes global warmening!

Posted by: InZona at September 29, 2023 07:30 PM (qz1Fg)

166 Between Matt Gaetz living the life of a poor man’s version of Charlie Harper and Lauren Boebert with the public gropefest, this is no longer your Leave it to Beaver version of the GOP. Not to mention Trump said pussy….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 29, 2023 07:30 PM (xT8gx)

167 I didn't know White Claw contained alcohol until I read it upstream.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM (XgGMK)

168 Testing to see if my problem has been solved.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 29, 2023 07:26 PM (t/2Uw)

The Army answer is always two trucks and a jeep.

But since we've given everything away to Ukraine, go with three troops hitch-hiking to the training area.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM (uSHSS)

169 Pointy stick?

Thought it was the femur of a tapir.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM (gZREx)

170 150 Haven't heard much from Liz Cheney lately. Probably sitting in front of the fireplace on a bearskin rug, enjoying a cocktail brought by a family servant and asking Daddy to tell the story about shooting that poor fucker when hunting.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM (0EOe9)

171 Damn, I got beaten to the BALZAC reference.

Having to pee is a bitch.

Posted by: Harold Hill at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM (xTRSc)

172 Does White Claw go with White Castle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM (gZREx)

173 DOJ is charging him with a single count of unauthorized disclosure of tax return information. One count. For stealing and leaking thousands of returns, and potentially those of a U.S. president. And DOJ is charging him with one count.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 07:29 PM

Which will be plead down to a misdemeanor, a $500 fine, and 8 hours of "community" service.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

174 Baptists drink alcohol…some of them anyway..

Posted by: tubal at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM (PCK5/)

175 Having to pee is a bitch.
Posted by: Harold Hill at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM

Depends.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

176 Movie themes ...

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/49spd2uy

Posted by: mrp at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM (rj6Yv)

177 121 100 Don Jr. with an AR. 30 round magazine and chainsaw attachment. Splodin' bullets.
Posted by: bill in arkansa

Oh, this made me think of an amazing (but long) extra deranged DailyKos post: https://tinyurl.com/m9xssbrz It even starts with a Lefty cartoon reimagining of the Trump red hat I'd love to have lol.

The MAGAs fall into 3 groups: (1) MAGAs in office, (2) MAGA terrorists, and (3) everyday MAGA voters.

The second group, the MAGA terrorists, are those who are willing to break the law, even with violence...people like Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, Ginny Thomas...

...All may not have sported AR-17s, but they all assisted (and continue to assist) in Operation Destroy Democracy...

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM (NCgXW)

178 What struck me about this story was how stupid it was.

- I don't know what a white claw is (but I assume it is like a chuhai) but there is no alcoholic drink that a non-drinker would not notice the alcohol.

- There is no way a non-drinker could get through a whole drink (beer, wine, whatever) and not notice a buzz. 3.5?? she sounds like a tweener making up shit for her friends at a sleepover.

She is lying to us like we are Montel Williams, and she is saving the good lies for Johnny.

Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM (ArQMQ)

179 Don't worry, I'm sure that McCarthy will make sure to throw a few billion dollars into the impending continuing resolution to study the effects of Madison Cornbread's lies on transgender latinx living in sub-Saharan Africa so at least some good will come out of this.

Posted by: KennyM at September 29, 2023 07:33 PM (IXb8j)

180 Baptists drink alcohol…some of them anyway..
Posted by: tubal at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM (PCK5/)

That's why you always take TWO Baptists with you when you go fishing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2023 07:33 PM (pJ96T)

181 café up

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 29, 2023 07:33 PM (krqg6)

182 Depends.

A certain former NASA astronaut will vouch for that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 29, 2023 07:33 PM (gZREx)

183 Baptists drink alcohol…some of them anyway..

Posted by: tubal

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There's a great old joke about how to tell the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 29, 2023 07:33 PM (r9lDC)

184 167 Some poor guy got into a bunch of trouble giving his kid some "hard" lemonade at a ballgame. Didn't know it had alcohol. They sicced the cops and child welfare on him.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2023 07:33 PM (0EOe9)

185 What did Boebert do anyway?

Thrill me with your acumen.

Posted by: H. Lector at September 29, 2023 07:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

186 Baptists drink alcohol…some of them anyway..
Posted by: tubal at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM (PCK5/)

‘tis true… that’s my tribe. I’m a teetotaler and that’s not rare, but also plenty that partake

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 29, 2023 07:34 PM (xT8gx)

187 Haven't heard much from Liz Cheney lately. Probably sitting in front of the fireplace on a bearskin rug, enjoying a cocktail brought by a family servant and asking Daddy to tell the story about shooting that poor fucker when hunting.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2023 07:31 PM (0EOe9)

I will have her fat ass working at Arby’s for minimum wage and a shift meal soon enough.
(Greedily Rubbing Hands and other things…

Posted by: Dick Cheney, Mastermind On Viagra at September 29, 2023 07:34 PM (R/m4+)

188 >>All may not have sported AR-17

That's a Prime choice in armament.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2023 07:34 PM (TJKU9)

189 Some poor guy got into a bunch of trouble giving his kid some "hard" lemonade at a ballgame. Didn't know it had alcohol. They sicced the cops and child welfare on him.

Posted by: bill in arkansas

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That'll teach him to take his kid to ballgames.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 29, 2023 07:34 PM (r9lDC)

190 Timothy specifically said deacons shouldn't drink MUCH wine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 29, 2023 07:35 PM (r9lDC)

191 167 Some poor guy got into a bunch of trouble giving his kid some "hard" lemonade at a ballgame. Didn't know it had alcohol. They sicced the cops and child welfare on him.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2023 07:33 PM (0EOe9)
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I bet if he'd taken his son to a drag show, they would have left him alone...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 29, 2023 07:35 PM (BpYfr)

192 "Does White Claw go with White Castle?"

White Claw is the Convair Sea Dart of alcohol.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2023 07:36 PM (GmDse)

193 188 >>All may not have sported AR-17

That's a Prime choice in armament.
Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2023 07:34 PM

I'll have to bring it up at this weekends gun thread for further analysis and discussion.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 29, 2023 07:36 PM (NCgXW)

194 Timothy didn't make it out of that mine.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 29, 2023 07:36 PM (QjIlJ)

195 The damn bears are on foodstamps now?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 29, 2023 07:01 PM (FVME7)

Why do you think Alaska has the fat bear contest every Fall?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 29, 2023 07:36 PM (azYCi)

196 Anna no thumbs is the answer

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2023 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

197 Baptists drink alcohol…some of them anyway..
Posted by: tubal at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM

The only time we don't know each other is in the liquor store.

Posted by: Bert G at September 29, 2023 07:37 PM (VARTN)

198 Churchill, MB, home of the hungry polar bear.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 29, 2023 07:38 PM (0EOe9)

199 Why is it that when you take a Baptist fishing, you should take two of them?

If you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Posted by: ballistic at September 29, 2023 07:43 PM (oXNqT)

200 If the guy was really drinking alcohol for the first time his tolerance would be zero, and after three and a half beers (White Claw is just flavored beer) he'd be noticeably drunk. After a beer and a half he would have realized there was alcohol in his drink.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 29, 2023 07:49 PM (wGeit)

201 I'll have to bring it up at this weekends gun thread

Meh, AR-15, AR-16, AR-17. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 29, 2023 07:55 PM (4PZHB)

202 197 Baptists drink alcohol…some of them anyway..
Posted by: tubal at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM

The only time we don't know each other is in the liquor store.
Posted by: Bert G at September 29, 2023 07:37 PM (VARTN)
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I grew up in the Church of Christ, so I get to tell their jokes.

You know why you have to take two members of the Church of Christ when you go fishing?

Because if you take just one, he'll drink all your beer.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 29, 2023 08:26 PM (sWM8x)

203 Ballistic, you bitch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 29, 2023 08:26 PM (sWM8x)

204 Baptists drink alcohol…some of them anyway..
Posted by: tubal at September 29, 2023 07:32 PM (PCK5/)

‘tis true… that’s my tribe. I’m a teetotaler and that’s not rare, but also plenty that partake
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 29, 2023 07:34 PM (xT8gx)

Is that a point of doctrine? Or a condition of membership in individual churches? I had a Baptist friend years ago tell me that his church was a drinking church.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 08:27 PM (mE7cY)

205 I'm a LCMS. We are as good as required to drink.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 29, 2023 08:27 PM (mE7cY)

206 You know why people in the Church of Christ don't screw standing up?

People might think they're dancing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 29, 2023 08:30 PM (sWM8x)

207 Her "Claim" in more common terms, was/is That heavily armed secret service agents kidnapped the US President, against his will, forcibly taking him to a locked down location, that he could not leave... a COUP, an insurrection, Treason...Will THEY be charged?

Posted by: birddog at September 30, 2023 03:00 AM (1E8/t)

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