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He looks like the Hannibal Lecter of Underage Hair-Sniffing.

Earlier I asked if Hunter Biden was living at Nursing Home Joe's place when the $250,000 bribe was wired to Joe Biden's home address. Apparently not -- he was living in California.

Also, Joe Biden earned that money -- by helping the guy who sent it get his daughter into college.

White House spokescreep Ian Sams lies:

Biden's dog has bitten its 11th Secret Service agent. As Stephen Green notes, there are no bad dogs, only abusive owners.

A DOJ former assistant attorney who prosecuted J6 "insurrectionists" has been arrested for... stabbing a man in a road rage incident.

The Tampa man accused of stabbing another motorist after a crash on the Howard Frankland Bridge on Tuesday is a former assistant U.S. attorney who spent about a decade at the U.S. Attorney's Office in Tampa.
Patrick Douglas Scruggs, 38, worked for the U.S. Attorney's Office from 2013 until 2023, according to his LinkedIn page. In May, he joined Barnes and Thornburg, an Atlanta-based private law firm, as an "of counsel" attorney, the page says. The page describes Scruggs as "a seasoned litigator and investigator with experience in various practice areas of criminal law. ..."
Now Scruggs faces his own legal trouble stemming from a bizarre chain of events that unfolded on the Howard Frankland as rush hour was winding down on Tuesday.
According to a news release issued Tuesday by the Florida Highway Patrol, a 40-year-old Tampa man was driving a sedan south on Interstate 275 when he and his 43-year-old wife noticed a vehicle that was stopped in the travel lanes of the bridge shortly before 9:24 a.m. The 35-year-old driver, also of Tampa, was slumped over inside his sedan, troopers said, so the couple pulled over in front of the car to help.
The 40-year-old man was unable to get inside the other sedan, so he walked back to his car to get something that could break the window. While he was doing that, the 35-year-old man woke up and accelerated forward, crashing into the couple's sedan. He shifted into reverse and then tried to get around the couple's sedan, according to troopers, but at that point, he struck Scruggs' sedan as he was driving by the scene.
Scruggs pulled over, got out and walked up to the driver of the vehicle that hit his car. According to the Highway Patrol, Scruggs broke a window and started stabbing the 35-year-old man with a pocketknife.
The couple returned to the vehicle to help the man being stabbed, but Scruggs then tried to stab them and they fled, troopers said.
...
Scruggs also appeared on behalf of the federal government during hearings for Florida residents accused of taking part in the riots at the U.S. Capitol by supporters of outgoing President Donald Trump on Jan. 6, 2021.

Are most civil servants mentally ill?

Lower-mid quarterback and champion whiner Colin Kaepernick begs to be added to the New York Jets practice squad to see how much dissension and drama he can add to the team (CNN):

"I am sure of my ability to provide you with an elite QB option if, God forbid, QB1 goes down," Kaepernick wrote. "However, I know that there may naturally be uncertainties from you and possibly from others about my playing abilities.
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"This plan, I believe, allows me to be of great service to the team as a practice squad QB, while also giving you a low-commitment chance to assess my capabilities to help in any other capacity you may see fit.
"Worst case scenario, you see what I have to offer and you're not that impressed. Best case scenario, you realize you have a real weapon at your disposal in the event you ever need to use it. In either of these scenarios, I would be committed to getting your defense ready week in and week out, all season long, and I would wear that responsibility like a badge of honor."

Breaking: Attention Whore wants Attention, seeks group seeking same.

Speaking of whores, the Democrat prostitute running for Congress, who performed sex acts for money on Chaturbate under the nom de sex "HotWifeExperience" is dropping support faster than she drops her panties for "tokens."

Susanna Gibson, who is running to represent the 57th District in the Old Dominion's House of Delegates, trails Republican David Owen by 49.5% to 38.9%, a Cygnal poll exclusively obtained by The Post shows.

Owen, a businessman, held a 4% lead among those voters when Cygnal conducted a previous survey of the race in August -- before the Washington Post broke the news of Gibson's online sex shows.
Since then, Gibson's unfavorability rating has increased from 12.5% to 45.2% among likely district voters. Meanwhile, her favorability rating has declined from 28.1% to 27.3% between August and September.

I think the NY Post is having fun with the Washington Post, giving them credit for breaking the story. In fact, the Washington Post ran the story only to blunt the damage that the already-leaked clips of of Candidate Squirt Queen were doing.

Jim Clyburn: When Joe Biden was providing the access for his crackhead get to sell to Chinese intelligence agents and Ukrainian oligarchs and Russian gangsters, he was just "being a father to his son."

Representative James Clyburn (D-S.C.), who is widely credited with saving Biden's 2020 presidential campaign, didn't even try to deny the existence of evidence during his appearance on "Meet the Press" on Sunday, and simply argued that--are you ready for this?-- Republicans want to impeach Joe Biden for "being a father to his son."
"Let me ask you about the impeachment inquiry that is going to unfold this week on Capitol Hill. I know you and your Democrats have called this pure politics," said host Kristen Welker. "But big picture, they're trying to see if there's any link between Hunter Biden and the president and his business dealings. Are you comfortable with a family member profiting off their last name in this town?"
"You know, we all, to some extent, live so that our children can be proud of the name that we've given them. I have three daughters, and I want them to feel very comfortable being a Clyburn," he said, clearly avoiding answering the question. "I do know that that is very, very important for going forward, but that doesn't mean they want them to do things that are unseemly to the name. I do want them to use the name to their benefit."
"Yet, President Biden, according to one witness testimony, was on the phone 20 times with Hunter Biden's business associates and described as pleasantries, but is that appropriate?" she asked.
"I think it's appropriate to be a father to your son, and if your son is having a problem, and we all know the history of the problem that Hunter has with addiction, and he is being a father to his son," Clyburn claimed. "You don't impeach a man for being a father to his children."

LOL, get f*cked, racist creep.

This is a severe crisis https://t.co/9JHpAQX2ma
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 26, 2023

Elon Musk stirred the pot more by saying, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that Donkey-Chompers just "is not that smart."

She’s just not that smart
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 27, 2023

She responded, dumbly, by failing to address his statement entirely:

Her IQ is DD, but she thinks that makes her smart, instead of just someone that men pretend to pay attention to while they're trying to angle their way into her blouse.

Incidentally, this little idiot contradicted Biden's spin that we've never seen an economy so great as this one by calling it "an economy in crisis."

Indian news outlets reporting "credible rumors" that drug-sniffing dogs detected cocaine in Justin Trudeau's luggage, and that he skipped out of the G20 dinner because he was high off his ass on coke:

On Indian TV, former Indian diplomat Deepak Vohra claims there are "credible rumours" that sniffer dogs in India found cocaine on Trudeau’s plane and that Trudeau didn't attend the G20 dinner because he was high on cocaine. 😳 pic.twitter.com/SJTZYKRrRh
— Rupa Subramanya (@rupasubramanya) September 26, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 1

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 27, 2023 06:30 PM (LccS3)

2 third

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 06:31 PM (nkn44)

3 now third

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 06:31 PM (nkn44)

4 Chair Force One

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2023 06:32 PM (9UlRk)

5 I'm just here for the nood quickies.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2023 06:34 PM (a1CRn)

6 Mine has mag wheels - Mitch McConnell

[still alive by the way]

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2023 06:34 PM (9/y3s)

7 Chair Force One
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I was thinking Dolly Force One myself

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 06:34 PM (nkn44)

8 I watched an X video of a new invention. It's a suit that deploys airbags if it thinks you are falling. Air bags in every direction, even a helmet.
Looks like Biden could use one.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 27, 2023 06:35 PM (MeG8a)

9 We really are completely and totally fucked.

Posted by: Civilization in freefall at September 27, 2023 06:36 PM (lR6tR)

10 I use a hand truck to transport my fupa around - Hillary

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2023 06:36 PM (9/y3s)

11 Are most civil servants mentally ill?

Consider who is most attracted to positions that come with life-time tenure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2023 06:36 PM (IG4Id)

12 FDR rode a chair and governor Greg Abbott currently does.

Why not strap Joe into a chair similar to one Christopher Reeves eventually occupied?

No stigma there, and they can plumb in the waste disposal right into the fully remote controlled chair.

No more embarrassing falls or groping/sniffing of children.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 27, 2023 06:36 PM (p8A+W)

13 Elon should have said: you just want to date me

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 27, 2023 06:36 PM (NtVYv)

14 Joe Biden is asshole.

New Yawk City is asshole city.

AOC’ s aerolas are the same brown as her asshole.

Raise it up let me see that brown
Slap it, girl, make it jiggle around
'Round and 'round that rump goes
Where it stop, yo, no one knows, yeah…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 06:37 PM (R/m4+)

15 I know DDs. I've met DDs. And you maam are no DD.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 27, 2023 06:37 PM (ISEAQ)

16 ,"you realize you have a real weapon at your disposal in the event you ever need to use "

LOL

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2023 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

17 "It's a suit that deploys airbags if it thinks you are falling."

So... people walking around with multiple small explosive devices attached to their clothes?

I can't see any possible way that could go wrong and/or get them gang-raped by the TSA

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2023 06:37 PM (ou9hh)

18 Lower-mid quarterback and champion whiner Colin Kaepernick begs to be added to the New York Jets practice squad to see how much dissension and drama he can add to the team

The Jets understandably don't want to enslave him.

Also, 100% chance that he eventually sues the Jets and the NFL if the Jets hire him for anything.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2023 06:37 PM (2tUFv)

19 Member how publik skrewels were losing funding due to dropping enrollment?

Yeah illegals are filling those seats.

And hospital beds.

And jail cells.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 27, 2023 06:38 PM (LccS3)

20 What's loser

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2023 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

21 >>Why not strap Joe into a chair similar to one Christopher Reeves eventually occupied?
No stigma there, and they can plumb in the waste disposal right into the fully remote controlled chair.

The Vatican would probably pay for it. Win-win.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2023 06:38 PM (9/y3s)

22 A FEMA funeral assistance program?
That's her claim to fame?

Posted by: PJ at September 27, 2023 06:39 PM (G1dq6)

23 Breaking: Attention Whore wants Attention, seeks group seeking same.
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Correction: Washed-up Third-Rate Attention Whore wants Attention, seeks group seeking same.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

24 A DOJ former assistant attorney who prosecuted J6 "insurrectionists" has been arrested for... stabbing a man in a road rage incident.

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Another glimpse at being able to understand their fear of guns and their desire to remove them from society. People assume other folks are just like them.

Conservatives assume everyone else is just like them and others are responsible enough to manage self defense if they choose to take it on.

The left assumes everyone is just like them and they know that if they bought a gun they'd murder everyone they met at the slightest provocation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 06:39 PM (+MSSo)

25 Lower-mid quarterback and champion whiner Colin Kaepernick begs to be added to the New York Jets practice squad to see how much dissension and drama he can add to the team (CNN)
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That'd be like inviting Typhoid Mary to join your team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

26 I mean, she packages her assets well enough but not DD.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (ISEAQ)

27 She not dumb. A dumb person wouldn't get into a "shit i've accomplished" pissing-match with Elon Musk. That's a smart person thing to do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (9UlRk)

28 "Yeah illegals are filling those seats."

Vote "No" on every school bond election.

Which mean you have to keep an eye on those tricksy buggers, because they will schedule the bond elections for irregular times, and repeat them as many times as they need to get the votes to pass it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (ou9hh)

29 The Jets are an amazing clusterfuck of a football team.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (rJ48h)

30 Drivin' that train, high on cocaine, Fidel Castro jr., you better watch your speed.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (KAi1n)

31 I have a DD. DD 214.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (KAi1n)

32 nood quickies

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That's the best kind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (FVME7)

33 "Her IQ is DD, but she thinks that makes her smart, instead of just someone that men pretend to pay attention to while they're trying to angle their way into her blouse."

Let's not forget her big, juicy booty.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (nkn44)

34 Lower-mid quarterback and champion whiner Colin Kaepernick begs to be added to the New York Jets practice squad.

Don't you mean plantation squad?

Posted by: InZona at September 27, 2023 06:41 PM (AknAR)

35 "Vote "No" on every school bond election"

I've been doing that since I could vote.

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2023 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

36 Sweet. Arrest the Americans and kiss the illegals ass.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

37 Which mean you have to keep an eye on those tricksy buggers, because they will schedule the bond elections for irregular times, and repeat them as many times as they need to get the votes to pass it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (ou9hh)
_______________

In California a school bond issue on the ballot (which I voted against) was for "construction and maintenance of school facilities."

It passed (of course), and the state used it to give the "educators" (aka teachers) a big raise.

Two years later, another school bond appeared on the ballot for - you guessed it - "construction and maintenance of school facilities."

That one failed. So even California voters are capable of learning. A little bit, anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

38 Lower-mid quarterback and champion whiner Colin Kaepernick begs to be added to the New York Jets practice squad.

--

You know what's weird?

There's a sub-NFL league now, where NFL washouts and not-quite-NFL caliber players can try out and get paid to play professional football, and apparently lots of those players get phone calls from NFL teams who are interested in hiring them after watching their performance in that league.

It's odd that Colon doesn't want to play football.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 06:44 PM (+MSSo)

39 forty-second!

Posted by: deep thought at September 27, 2023 06:44 PM (v3pYe)

40 Let's not forget her big, juicy booty.

The Cake.
The Shelf.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 27, 2023 06:44 PM (HUU6s)

41 Kaepernick wanting another chance after calling the NFL slavers demonstrates a lack of intelligence and introspection so bad that I wonder how he remembers to breathe.
Racist sportswriter Jemele Hill screamed about the Jets signing a QB who hasn't had a win since 2017. Kaepernick hasn't played since 2016 and he sucked. Naturally she screams "racism".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2023 06:44 PM (cot+J)

42 Driving my trans-pacific train
High on cocaine
Apu Baba better
watch your speed

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

43 We really are completely and totally fucked.
Posted by: Civilization in freefall at September

It's not even up for debate anymore.

You can watch it livestreamed, like last night in Philly.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 27, 2023 06:45 PM (LccS3)

44 "Vote "No" on every school bond election"

I've been doing that since I could vote.
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2023 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

I vote No on anything asking for a "temporary" tax on anything, even saving orphan baby muskrats or ice cream for doggies. not that it does me a damn bit of good, living in fucking Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 27, 2023 06:46 PM (T/Lqj)

45 Republicans want to impeach Joe Biden for "being a father to his son."

Reminiscent of what Chicago Mayor Richard J. Daley said when he was caught steering some city insurance business to his sons.

Mayor Daley I lacked the imagination to realize how much more money he could have made if he had only sold out to enemy foreign intelligence agencies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2023 06:46 PM (2tUFv)

46 Sure, Mr. Kaepernick. As you've noticed, we're in desperate need of an arsonist to set our house on fire. If there's one thing we need, it's gasoline, matches, and oxygen tanks. We'll gladly pay you everything we own for the property's demolition.

Posted by: No NFL Team Ever at September 27, 2023 06:46 PM (aXxgO)

47 Speaking of whores, the Democrat prostitute running for Congress, who performed sex acts for money on Chaturbate under the nom de sex "HotWifeExperience" is dropping support faster than she drops her panties for "tokens."

Brilliant move by Gibson, actually.

She's undoubtedly added untold numbers of subscribers to her porn site.

Wouldn't doubt it if she leaked the story herself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 27, 2023 06:46 PM (0Jg52)

48 i had a DD. DD-715.

Posted by: william kessler at September 27, 2023 06:47 PM (M6NUl)

49 Clyburn is still alive too? These people are amazing.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

50 Lies, Ace! Here's AOC's real response!

New York Post @nypost 7h
Elon Musk says AOC ‘not that smart’ after she compared migrant crisis to Ellis Island trib.al/68wRWEW

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo 7h
That's it !!! I quit Twitter.
====
Elon Musk @elonmusk Sep 25
Having children is saving the world

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo Sep 26
Stop catcalling me into having children.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 27, 2023 06:47 PM (krqg6)

51 Donkey Chompers has had some face work. IMHO.

Pretty good work too. She doesn't look freaky, except-

she definitely looks like she went for the "Make Me Look Caucasian Package".

Is AOC forsaking her ethnic heritage?

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2023 06:47 PM (QzZeQ)

52 It's not even up for debate anymore.

You can watch it livestreamed, like last night in Philly.

As Jack Posobiec notes, get out of cities. Now.

2024 is going to be nightmarish, as the Democrats unleash their paramilitary forces as part of the election campaign.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2023 06:48 PM (2tUFv)

53 MSNBC Now Arguing That Biden’s Age Is a Benefit

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Also, falling down all the time is a benefit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 06:48 PM (FVME7)

54 Brilliant move by Gibson, actually.

She's undoubtedly added untold numbers of subscribers to her porn site.

Wouldn't doubt it if she leaked the story herself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Oh, there's leakage involved somewhere in the sordid story. No doubt.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2023 06:48 PM (a1CRn)

55 I have a DD. DD 214.
Posted by: SFGoth
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Probably a DD 204 also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2023 06:48 PM (wKDqO)

56 Theory is Sundowner beats dog, dog is mean.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 06:49 PM (fwDg9)

57 Not only was I born not smart, I was also born dumb. So take that, Elon!

Posted by: AOC at September 27, 2023 06:49 PM (aXxgO)

58 Probably a DD 204 also.
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Crap! Meant DD 201.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2023 06:49 PM (wKDqO)

59 MSNBC Now Arguing That Biden’s Age Is a Benefit

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Also, falling down all the time is a benefit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

And is "the stutter" one of the benefits or just a nice feature?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 06:50 PM (nkn44)

60 Soon The Junta will have to make a choice.

A. Publicly move Joetato around in a wheelchair or let him use a cane or a walker.

B. Somehow prevent the Media and everyone outside the Junta from seeing Joe moved from Point A to Point B like a water heater.

Posted by: GL at September 27, 2023 06:50 PM (5fDan)

61
Let's not forget her big, juicy booty.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (nkn44)

Ewwww. Her booty leaks juice!?!?

A Nursing Home 4.

Would not bang.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2023 06:51 PM (QzZeQ)

62 Biden is not falling down constantly and it's good that he is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 06:51 PM (+MSSo)

63 LAT - Culver City buys gun store to stop another from taking its place

The Martin B. Retting gun store was grandfathered in when Culver City banned firearm dealers near schools, & it could have transferred those rights to a new owner.
To keep another gun store from opening up in the spot where one was shutting down, the officials decided to buy the shop
The gun store on emblazoned with a huge mural of a rifle & the word “GUNS” painted in oversize letters. It drew objections from some parents & residents
Oddsen said the group worried not only about the safety concerns of having a gun store at the location, but also about the psychological impact on students who had to pass on the way to school.
“Preventing this location from becoming a gun store is a gift that you are able to give to students that walk by the store every day The worry about a school shooting is still a concern for parents & students,but no longer having to walk or drive by the gun store is encouraging.
“Our kids will have less trauma from seeing the word ‘guns’ on the way to & from school. We are grateful that the city took action to protect our families & we can think less of the possibility of a shooting.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 27, 2023 06:51 PM (9aVck)

64 Pretty good work too.

Has to get ready for the Senate campaign.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2023 06:52 PM (2tUFv)

65 "MSNBC Now Arguing That Biden’s Age Is a Benefit"

Wisdom and gravytoss.

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2023 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

66 "MSNBC Now Arguing That Biden's Age Is a Benefit"

Next headline: "Dementia Keeps You Cerebral"

Or "Dementia Is Just Misunderstood Hyperintelligence".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 27, 2023 06:52 PM (aXxgO)

67 Lower-mid quarterback and champion whiner Colin Kaepernick begs to be added to the New York Jets practice squad to see how much dissension and drama he can add to the team.

There's no way the Jets are going to take on Colin. On the other hand, if he had contacted the US Women's Soccer Team, especially now that Megan "The Scissor" Tiptoe has retired, he probably would have gotten a starting position.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 27, 2023 06:52 PM (VWoBk)

68 I was on Gratiot Ave in Macomb County and there was a Trump rally going on. Big signs that said "Build the Wall," too. Unlike Biden, he supports the nonunion places that make auto parts, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 27, 2023 06:52 PM (5A3M9)

69 The truth?!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

FBI Refuses to Release Docs in Probe of Possible Nationwide Voter Registration Fraud

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 06:52 PM (FVME7)

70 I've got some WD-40.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

71 Anything Sundowner does you think is bad the Democrats Propaganda Ministry will say its a virtue

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 06:53 PM (fwDg9)

72 Soon The Junta will have to make a choice.

A. Publicly move Joetato around in a wheelchair or let him use a cane or a walker.

B. Somehow prevent the Media and everyone outside the Junta from seeing Joe moved from Point A to Point B like a water heater.
Posted by: GL

C. Hip and distracting body double whooshes in and behind curtain on roller blades followed by Nursing Home Joe stepping slowly out from behind curtain to give slurred remarks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2023 06:53 PM (nkn44)

73 I've got some WD-40.
Posted by: wth

I've been cleaning up with Formula 409.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2023 06:54 PM (a1CRn)

74 “Our kids will have less trauma from seeing the word ‘guns’ on the way to & from school. We are grateful that the city took action to protect our families & we can think less of the possibility of a shooting.”

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I'll take "The place that none of the shooters got their guns" for $800, Alex.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 06:54 PM (+MSSo)

75 The truth?!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

FBI Refuses to Release Docs in Probe of Possible Nationwide Voter Registration Fraud
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 06:52 PM (FVME7)
......

To be fair, they probably can't find the keys to the file cabinet.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

76 Here's the air bag suit.
Goes to X (twitter)

https://tinyurl.com/4rew36wb

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 27, 2023 06:55 PM (MeG8a)

77 Cocaine

https://tinyurl.com/pac9r43f

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 27, 2023 06:55 PM (yEK4M)

78 73 I've got some WD-40.
Posted by: wth

I've been cleaning up with Formula 409.

i've got no stamps on my 27b/6

Posted by: sam lowry at September 27, 2023 06:56 PM (v3pYe)

79 2024 is going to be nightmarish, as the Democrats unleash their paramilitary forces as part of the election campaign.

If I were a major retailer, I'd be closing any marginal store in a big blue city, in preparation for next year.

Target just closed nine stores - eight in Seattle/Portland/San Francisco, and one in NYC.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2023 06:56 PM (2tUFv)

80 76 Here's the air bag suit.

how does it compare to the inflate-o-suit shown occasionally in the well-known documentary series "get smart"?

Posted by: anachronda at September 27, 2023 06:57 PM (v3pYe)

81 It occurs to me that I might pay $750,000 so that Mooch DOESN'T come and speak. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at September 27, 2023 06:58 PM (EHSip)

82

Flyin' on that plane
High on cocaine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2023 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

83 FBI Refuses to Release Docs in Probe of Possible Nationwide Voter Registration Fraud

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It really is brilliant. Every other police report on an event, incident, or criminal activity is public record immediately, but not voting fraud. Those disappear, and then the FBI buries them so that no one can ever access them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 06:59 PM (+MSSo)

84 Zelensky Pitches the World's Richest to Invest in Rebuilding Ukraine

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Hey, I know! You guys could give me free money! Lots and lots of free money!

- The Z Man, Defender of Democracy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 06:59 PM (FVME7)

85 72 A. Publicly move Joetato around in a wheelchair or let him use a cane or a walker.

hoveround one

Posted by: anachronda at September 27, 2023 07:00 PM (v3pYe)

86 The mayor of Chicago didn’t help matters after naming the proposed state owned grocer store “ThieveMart.”

Posted by: 13times at September 27, 2023 07:00 PM (m+wls)

87 Zelensky Pitches the World's Richest to Invest in Rebuilding Ukraine
.......

The war is over? Huh.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

88 Zelensky Pitches the World's Richest to Invest in Rebuilding Ukraine

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Hey, I know! You guys could give me free money! Lots and lots of free money!

- The Z Man, Defender of Democracy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 06:59 PM (FVME7)

I'm on it!

Posted by: PennyPritzker at September 27, 2023 07:01 PM (AbL8c)

89 Zelensky Pitches the World's Richest to Invest in Rebuilding Ukraine

Ukraine is going to be the next Dubai, you know!

This is your big chance to get in on the ground floor!

Posted by: Things That Won't Happen! at September 27, 2023 07:01 PM (2tUFv)

90 I've got some WD-40.
Posted by: wth

I've been cleaning up with Formula 409.

i've got no stamps on my 27b/6
Posted by: sam lowry

Damn it! I've been using 7 Up!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)

91
"You know, we all, to some extent, live so that our children can be proud of the name that we've given them. I have three daughters, and I want them to feel very comfortable being a Clyburn as they perform bone-rattling oral sex on every neighborhood boy," he said, clearly avoiding answering the question."

Sorry, my AI interface maybe modified the actual details. I did feed it every example of 'Penthouse Letters' for help in answering questions of a sexual nature.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2023 07:02 PM (enJYY)

92 I haven't watched Get Smart since it was on black and white tv. I've been watching other retro shows, tho'.
I think Mel Brooks was a writer for Get Smart. One of them, anyway.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 27, 2023 07:02 PM (MeG8a)

93 'Fliyin' that plane high on cocaine....'

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2023 07:02 PM (NxC5+)

94 The war is over? Huh.
Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 07:01 PM (v0R5T)\

That was my first thought too-- Maybe you should win the war first, hotshot.

Posted by: Vanya at September 27, 2023 07:02 PM (v27SO)

95 84 Zelensky Pitches the World's Richest to Invest in Rebuilding Ukraine

Little know fact that Zelensky has named his Egyptian mansion Ukraine.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2023 07:03 PM (azYCi)

96 7 Up just makes my carpet more sticky.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

97 2024 is going to be nightmarish, as the Democrats unleash their paramilitary forces as part of the election campaign.

--

And if by some miracle Trump wins, there will be a real by-golly insurrection and horrible violence. I suspect it will be Trump's fault, of course, but it will make the time where they were joking about having driven him into the protective bunker look like a walk to a burning church.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 07:03 PM (+MSSo)

98 Ukraine is going to be the next Dubai, you know!

OK, OK - Ukraine will be the next Haiti.

But look how much money the Clintons and their minions took out of Haiti!

Posted by: Z-Man! at September 27, 2023 07:04 PM (2tUFv)

99 Bertram Cabot Jr @ 84-
Tou sir must be one quick Deadhead.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2023 07:04 PM (NxC5+)

100 I REALLY love this AOC! She's serious about making government work for the people, smart and brave enough to fight for the change we need.

As scary as Katie Porter and her white board to an unprepared witness. And she's right; there are no alternative proposals from Republicans, just a lot of griping about the border, and proposed cuts to the Border Service budget.

She's a huge part of the future. We have a huge pool of talented young women - Jayapal, Underwood, AOC. Dems have a deep bench in Congress (and with governors like Gretchen Whitmer)

She's impressive. I just love this young woman. She is the real deal. She's an up and coming Nancy Pelosi.

I wish we could make hundreds of AOC clones and have
an almost all-AOC Congress. Canada has welcomed immigrants in record shattering numbers, resulted in an equally impressive long term Reduction in the unemployment rate…

Canada is providing thriving democracies with so many lessons, left side policy lessons at actual real world work …and proven to be working for the People.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2023 07:05 PM (NCgXW)

101 7 Up just makes my carpet more sticky.
Posted by: wth at September 27, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

Shut up and keep it coming!

Posted by: The Ants at September 27, 2023 07:06 PM (uSHSS)

102 I vote No on anything asking for a "temporary" tax on anything, even saving orphan baby muskrats or ice cream for doggies. not that it does me a damn bit of good, living in fucking Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 27, 2023 06:46 PM (T/Lqj)
______________

California income tax has a whole section where you can donate to about 20 different liberal causes (e.g., to help the gay polar bears to stop smoking). It's kind of an IQ test, to see if you have enough brains to realize you're giving them totally unaccountable money.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

103 Someone needs to clean house at the Eff Bee Eye

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 07:06 PM (fwDg9)

104 Eric Clapton
Cocaine
Royal Albert Hall
https://tinyurl.com/pac9r43f
Posted by: nurse ratched

Joe Bonamassa / Eric Clapton
Further on Up the Road
Royal Albert Hall
https://youtu.be/h5aVK70P88k

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 27, 2023 07:06 PM (VWoBk)

105
Publicly move Joetato around in a wheelchair or let him use a cane or a walker.

hoveround one
Posted by: anachronda

Hoveround takes him where he wants to go.

https://youtu.be/_hjoh_NrDJY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2023 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

106 12 Million in 50 years is more than 3 million in one year...

Because 12 isa more than 3!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2023 07:07 PM (QPmu4)

107 "Canada has welcomed immigrants in record shattering numbers, resulted in an equally impressive long term Reduction in the unemployment rate…"

How do that work?

Posted by: fd at September 27, 2023 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

108 "Canada has welcomed immigrants in record shattering numbers, resulted in an equally impressive long term Reduction in the unemployment rate…"

How do that work?
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2023 07:08 PM (vFG9F)
_________________

Another IQ test. You just passed with flying colors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

109 California income tax has a whole section where you can donate to about 20 different liberal causes (e.g., to help the gay polar bears to stop smoking). It's kind of an IQ test, to see if you have enough brains to realize you're giving them totally unaccountable money.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27,

Oregon has the same thing. It's about 9:1 ratio of lefty causes over Americans

Posted by: Beartooth at September 27, 2023 07:09 PM (azYCi)

110 "Canada has welcomed immigrants in record shattering numbers, resulted in an equally impressive long term Reduction in the unemployment rate…"

How do that work?
Posted by: fd at September 27, 2023 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

Because we are the government and we said so.

Posted by: Da Guv'mint at September 27, 2023 07:10 PM (uSHSS)

111 Also...I hate to post twice so quickly, but DU just posted this article, and I wonder how much coverage it will get:

COVID vaccines linked to unexpected vaginal bleeding. "Women who don’t menstruate — including postmenopausal women and those on contraceptives — were several times more likely to experience unexpected vaginal bleeding after COVID-19 vaccination than before the vaccines were offered, a study finds."

The article, and DU comments, focused on how bleeding is often a sign of cancer, but thankfully women should be relieved that it's now probably just a normal side effect of the COVID vaccine.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2023 07:10 PM (NCgXW)

112 "Vote "No" on every school bond election"

I've been doing that since I could vote.
Posted by: fd

And Vity, County, State bond issue as well.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 27, 2023 07:10 PM (FuUAU)

113 I've got some WD-40.
Posted by: wth

I've been cleaning up with Formula 409.
Posted by: Tonypete
-----
TV ads assure me that Superzilla is the ultimate cleaner. The fact that one of their spokespuppets is a Cliff Clavin look/act alike is really convincing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2023 07:10 PM (nljj5)

114 It really is brilliant. Every other police report on an event, incident, or criminal activity is public record immediately, but not voting fraud. Those disappear, and then the FBI buries them so that no one can ever access them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 06:59 PM (+MSSo)

Bob Barr... the traitor, testified before Congress that he saw no credible evidence of large scale voter fraud.

The assistant he had in charge of that issue, later testified they never investigated any of the allegation.

There are none so blind as those who poke other peoples eyes out... or something like that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 27, 2023 07:11 PM (QPmu4)

115 Shite!

Vity = City

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 27, 2023 07:11 PM (FuUAU)

116 The Babylon Bee:
FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs For Plot To Assassinate Biden

https://is.gd/KXQzus

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2023 07:11 PM (qPw5n)

117 US Climate Corps ( whatever that is) created at least 20,000 jobs ( tens of thousands) ?

I call bullshit.

Posted by: Drive by at September 27, 2023 07:12 PM (MNhXM)

118 All Kaepernick has to do is pay someone to hit the starting QB in the knee and he's a shoo-in for the job.

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2023 07:13 PM (Krc4o)

119 Pat Condell has a new video out that pulls no punches on the alphabet people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP0P3SzNk8c

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 27, 2023 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

120 it's now probably just a normal side effect of the COVID vaccine.
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Which Covid 'vaccine'? Ver. 1.0 (now removed from the market) , Ver. 2.0? Ver. 3.0? Ver. 4.0?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2023 07:13 PM (nljj5)

121 "Vote "No" on every school bond election"

I've been doing that since I could vote.
Posted by: fd

It's always interesting to see how quickly my Vote NO on Schools signs get taken down.

This year I'm going with Vote KNOW on Skools
Just to see how it goes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 07:14 PM (uSHSS)

122 117 Drive - I believe it's easily possible.
Bureaucracy breads Bureaucracy. Imagine how many overseers you need to travel around the country. How many no work jobs that department can make.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

123
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Drive
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They have a misconception about what 'Job Creation' means. To AOC, it means putting someone on a payroll...probably the *taxpayers* payroll.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2023 07:15 PM (nljj5)

124 There is more than one kind of government cheese.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 27, 2023 07:17 PM (QjIlJ)

125 Trump's favorite governor, & your President in 2024, in action.
"I used to get along great with him when I was president. Got along really good with [Newsom]. He said the greatest things about me, that's why I could never hit him because he was so nice to me" Trump said.

Newsom Signs Legislation to Further Strengthen California's Gun Safety Laws
youtube.com/watch?v=dwwApW2PxGc
California Governor Gavin Newsom 13.7K subscribers
LIKE enabled DISLIKE Disabled by Owner
2,344 views Streamed live on Sep 26, 2023
Gavin Newsom, alongside AG Rob Bonta, lawmakers, & gun safety advocates and survivors announce new efforts to protect Californians from gun violence.

California, the Death Star of Civilian Disarmament
Washington Gun Law
youtube.com/watch?v=8aP6gd7GD64
Sep 27, 2023
WGL President, William Kirk, discusses the bevy of new gun laws which were signed into legislation today by Gov. Gavin Newsom. 23 total bills which encapsulate literally every form of civilian disarmament

Newsom signs more bills... WE FILE LAWSUITS!
youtube.com/watch?v=pC1UQ-YQXNY
CRPA TV
Sep 27, 2023
Newsom signs more bills... WE FILE LAWSUITS!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 27, 2023 07:17 PM (9aVck)

126 117 Drive - I believe it's easily possible.
Bureaucracy breads Bureaucracy. Imagine how many overseers you need to travel around the country. How many no work jobs that department can make.
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

I was going to look at the hiring requirements, but I am NOT filling that out:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/climatecorps/

Posted by: Vanya at September 27, 2023 07:17 PM (v27SO)

127 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Staff at @isd721 reportedly had a professional development training which included this bizarre and racist video comparing white people to mosquitoes.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfn6apj

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2023 07:17 PM (FVME7)

128 Bureaucracy breads Bureaucracy. Imagine how many overseers you need to travel around the country. How many no work jobs that department can make.
Posted by: Skip
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Managers to manage the overseers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2023 07:18 PM (b+gh8)

129 Drive - I believe it's easily possible.
Bureaucracy breads Bureaucracy. Imagine how many overseers you need to travel around the country. How many no work jobs that department can make.
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

I don’t necessarily disagree but the Department of Education has only 4400 employees for comparison purposes.

Posted by: Drive by at September 27, 2023 07:19 PM (MNhXM)

130 US Climate Corps ...
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Is it pronounced Climate Corpse?

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2023 07:19 PM (aBJcM)

131 Those aren't Commander the Dog's bite marks, this is Russian disinformation.
Commander the Dog is the smartest dog I know.
Srofffle Bing raaaaannnnnn. Ack! Pppppth!
I love my dog. He's addicted to milkbones. He's the bravest dog I know.
My other dog was killed by a drunk driver in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 27, 2023 07:19 PM (M+gBW)

132 https://grist.org/politics/
want-to-join-the-american-climate-corps-what-we-know-so-far/

It's for True Believers living in their mom's garage:

"To be sure, the American Climate Corps could run into problems. If it’s modeled off AmeriCorps, the jobs might not exactly qualify as “good jobs” — AmeriCorps members are more like volunteers who get a small stipend, often living close to the poverty line. The White House, for its part, is selling the program as a path to good careers. The administration “will specifically be focused on making sure that folks that are coming through this program have a pathway into good-paying union jobs,” said White House National Climate Adviser Ali Zaidi on a call with reporters on Tuesday about the announcement. “We’re very keenly focused on that.” "

Posted by: Vanya at September 27, 2023 07:20 PM (v27SO)

133 US Climate Corps ( whatever that is) created at least 20,000 jobs ( tens of thousands) ?

I call bullshit.
Posted by: Drive by at September 27, 2023 07:12 PM (MNhXM)

Even if true, Government jobs are parasitic on the economy, they create nothing. Its possible in theory that they improve the conditions for economic activity but the chance for that in the Climate Corps is 0.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2023 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

134
There is more than one kind of government cheese.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living

https://youtu.be/sR9ttAdrEHY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2023 07:20 PM (63Dwl)

135 A lawyer cat explains property rights.

https://tinyurl.com/3jfkesfw

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 27, 2023 07:20 PM (VWoBk)

136
White people paying attention to you: Racism

White people not paying attention to you: Racism

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 07:21 PM (+MSSo)

137 All Kaepernick has to do is pay someone to hit the starting QB in the knee and he's a shoo-in for the job.
Posted by: torabora

I could take a swing at it.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at September 27, 2023 07:21 PM (FVME7)

138 All Kaepernick has to do is pay someone to hit the starting QB in the knee and he's a shoo-in for the job.
Posted by: torabora

- Tonya Harding has entered the chat

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 27, 2023 07:21 PM (FuUAU)

139 Did I catch a 'Squirt Queen' in there?

Posted by: garrett at September 27, 2023 07:21 PM (1mPxl)

140 Gibson is not running for Congress but Virginia House if Delegates. While her negatives are way down she has only lost about 5 points against her opponent who she only trails by 10 points now.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2023 07:23 PM (dWjpk)

141
I don’t necessarily disagree but the Department of Education has only 4400 employees for comparison purposes.
Posted by: Drive
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I wonder what it is that they do? I mean, that is ~90 Federal DoE employees per state. Roughly one for every county in the nation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2023 07:23 PM (rLiBp)

142 Pat Condell has a new video out that pulls no punches on the alphabet people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP0P3SzNk8c
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 27, 2023 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

Dang!
He's on fire!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 07:23 PM (uSHSS)

143 A O-C graduated from a Cultural Marxist Seminary, it's not that smart learning, just jambing in Propaganda in your thick head.

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

144
- Tonya Harding has entered the chat
Posted by: BifBewalski
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*ahem*

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at September 27, 2023 07:25 PM (rLiBp)

145 I recently traveled by air and by observation there is something that is causing women of color to dress like actual clowns. Brightly colored wigs and patterned body suits and gaudy makeup.

I think there some rapper that is causing this.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2023 07:26 PM (dWjpk)

146 AOC got elected in a state that voted in Hillary Clinton because she registered an address there and put on a Yankees hat.

Posted by: Vanya at September 27, 2023 07:26 PM (v27SO)

147 It’s time anyone and anything 2nd Amendment connected or firearms related or anything even resembling a decent human being boycott California, it’s products and it’s people.

The rest of the nation deserves better.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 27, 2023 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

148 Pat Condell has a new video out that pulls no punches on the alphabet people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP0P3SzNk8c
Posted by: Meade
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Truth, well presented.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2023 07:27 PM (rLiBp)

149 The Jets would do everyone a favor by signing Kaepernick. They go through QBs like crap through a goose. So sign him. Let him play. He's gone permanently by the second series of downs. He finally shuts up.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 07:27 PM (uSHSS)

150 I also note in the AOC video that she has indeed gotten some good makeup advice.

Posted by: blaster at September 27, 2023 07:28 PM (dWjpk)

151 I have a DD. DD 214.
Posted by: SFGoth

I have a DeeDee. I cannot keep her out of my la-bor-a-tory!

Posted by: Dexter at September 27, 2023 07:28 PM (DgGvY)

152 The best way to fix education in America is to eliminate the public school system and start over with nothing but private schools and tutoring for home schoolers.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 27, 2023 07:28 PM (QjIlJ)

153 117 Drive - I believe it's easily possible.
Bureaucracy breads Bureaucracy. Imagine how many overseers you need to travel around the country. How many no work jobs that department can make.
Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2023 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

Eric Frank Russell wrote an acerbic story called "A Study in Still Life where a man from the space colonies gets injured and posted back in administration on Earth to push forms. He bitches about how slow and inefficient things are to his coworker and at one point he sees that a higher up has overruled shipment of a need equipment in the field for his liquor shipment. So he adds a higher priority request for the same item to "Nemo". Much Much later a stink starts about this and it is traced back to him and he's called on the carpet and gets out by explaining the situation...then he proposes a new form for all transactions that would increase his boss' staff right up to the point he hits a new pay grade and he becomes the boss of this new department.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2023 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

154
The article, and DU comments, focused on how bleeding is often a sign of cancer, but thankfully women should be relieved that it's now probably just a normal side effect of the COVID vaccine.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 27, 2023 07:10 PM (NCgXW)

Causing bleeding in a body orifice is probably just a normal side effect of a FedGov vaccine that was once mandated for everyone to keep them from getting what is a bad cold.

You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: GL at September 27, 2023 07:30 PM (5fDan)

155 I got some Ben Moore's Advance paint on textured wall paper. Superzilla removed the paint without staining the wall paper. Took a rag sprayed with Superzilla and some elbow work.
It is a good alternative to WD40 or the PB Blasters

Posted by: Jamaica NYC Superzilla! at September 27, 2023 07:30 PM (Eeb9P)

156 Well, I guess if you are a “tit guy”, you can obsess over AOC.

But her fave is awful, she has a fat ***, and worst, she I’d dumber than a bag of hammers.

Pass.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 27, 2023 07:30 PM (8sMut)

157 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 27, 2023 07:32 PM (qPw5n)

158 Is it pronounced Climate Corpse?
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 27, 2023 07:19 PM

Let me be clear, yes.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, Esq., canine consumer at September 27, 2023 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

159 Well, I guess if you are a “tit guy”, you can obsess over AOC.

But her fave is awful, she has a fat ***, and worst, she I’d dumber than a bag of hammers.

Pass.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
at September 27, 2023 07:30 PM (8sMut)
***

A Congressional Dining Room 4.
WNB

Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 07:32 PM (uSHSS)

160 Open in 1958, Martin Rettig gunstore in Culver City is retiring. The city bought the property so no gunny gun gun business can take over.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 27, 2023 07:32 PM (HUU6s)

161 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 27, 2023 07:30 PM (8sMut)

This might sound weird, but for me it's her voice. It's awful.

Posted by: Vanya at September 27, 2023 07:32 PM (v27SO)

162 Jeff Carlson
@themarketswork
21m
A CNN Producer said he had an email from Hunter stating that Hunter "expected all of this "stuff" to go away when his dad becomes president."

Strange that I don't recall
@CNN
ever reporting this.

https://tinyurl.com/47rejtep

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2023 07:32 PM (NpAcC)

163 The Jets would do everyone a favor by signing Kaepernick. They go through QBs like crap through a goose. So sign him. Let him play. He's gone permanently by the second series of downs. He finally shuts up.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2023 07:27 PM (uSHSS)

its practice squad, he's not going to get hurt unless his own side clobbers him. Besides isn't Kaepernick darn near old enough to retire, especially as a running QB? Andy Dalton is within a year or so of his age and is on the bubble to retire himself and he's in sports shape.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2023 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

164 in a state that voted in Hillary Clinton because she registered an address there and put on a Yankees hat.

**********

I think it’s even worse than that; she also put on a New York Mets hat

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at September 27, 2023 07:33 PM (VTu1l)

165 Well, I guess if you are a “tit guy”, you can obsess over AOC.

But her fave is awful, she has a fat ***, and worst, she I’d dumber than a bag of hammers.

Pass.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Bang! Bang! Alexandria's bag of hammers came down upon her head!

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at September 27, 2023 07:35 PM (FVME7)

166 we all know the history of the problem that Hunter has with addiction, and he is being a father to his son,"

So Joe's an enabler? What did Joey say to Hunter's business associates? " I'm just here in a supportive role because my son has some very serious issues. I want to encourage you to keep giving him wads of cash. I'm sure he won't be spending it on hookers and blow. This time. My word as a Biden."

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ne Obliviscaris at September 27, 2023 07:35 PM (OmzsK)

167 AOC got elected in a state that voted in Hillary Clinton because she registered an address there and put on a Yankees hat.
Posted by: Vanya at September 27, 2023 07:26 PM (v27SO)

And she did so because of a group of clever operators - not including her - who took advantage of a lazy primary campaign by an old time Dem. The DNC paid off her handlers and installed someone safe. She's on the Maxene Waters career path, lifelong silliness exploiting her constituents.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 27, 2023 07:36 PM (eoQWY)

168 I recently traveled by air and by observation there is something that is causing women of color to dress like actual clowns. Brightly colored wigs and patterned body suits and gaudy makeup.

I think there some rapper that is causing this.

Posted by: blaster

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There was a time when there was a bright, clear line between normal black women and ghetto black women. Think Sheila Jackson Lee and her non-ironic enormous foam cowboy hat vs... well, normal black women.

Since 2010-2012 or so the societal push has been for black people as a whole to accept that ghetto culture is black culture and their culture and what even normal black people should embrace, and it has worked brilliantly and tragically. Very similar to the societal push to make lovely white women make themselves ugly with tattoos and silly colored hair, now that I think about it.

I'm guessing the clown look is a combination of that societal shift and the Wet Ass Pussy lady advertising for something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 27, 2023 07:36 PM (+MSSo)

169 AOC admits she "...authored the largest FEMA funeral assistance program in history.." related to C19. Interesting.

Office of the Inspector General, Department of Homeland Security - OIG-23-42 - Ineffective Controls Over COVID-19 Funeral Assistance Leave the Program Susceptible to Waste and Abuse, August 22, 2023

What We Found: (Just a tad here) What We Found
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) did not always implement effective internal controls to provide
oversight of COVID-19 Funeral Assistance. FEMA’s funeral
assistance program greatly expanded the universe of
reimbursable expenses for deaths related to COVID-19,
even beyond those specifically identified as ineligible under
established FEMA policy, without establishing guardrails to
ensure relief was limited to necessary expenses and serious needs as required by statute. Instead, the operating procedures allowed, with few exceptions, reimbursement for all expenses listed on funeral home receipts, invoices, and contracts. We found that FEMA issued an estimated $24.4 million in COVID-19 Funeral Assistance funds from April 12, 2021, through September 21, 2021, for expenses identified as ineligible .....(more)

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 27, 2023 07:40 PM (GshMh)

170 31 I have a DD. DD 214.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2023 06:40 PM (KAi1n)
Me too.
And the injuries, aches, attitude and drinking problem that comes with it..

Posted by: Reforger at September 27, 2023 07:40 PM (B705c)

171 I'm on the fence of whether I will watch The Kids Table Debate.

May be worth it just to see what Jasper's Mom wears and perhaps Stuart Varney asks some pointed questions.

Take a drink everytime the chick from Univision corrects Indian Business Guy every time he says Illegal Alien's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2023 07:45 PM (XV/Pl)

172 FBI Refuses to Release Docs in Probe of Possible Nationwide Voter Registration FraudFBI Refuses to Release Docs in Probe of Possible Nationwide Voter Registration Fraud

Nationwide registration fraud?
Must be quite an operation.

What did Biden say about that?
Biggest Evah!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2023 07:45 PM (ga8qR)

173 Newsom Signs Legislation to Further Strengthen California's Gun Safety Laws
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Gavin Newsom, alongside AG Rob Bonta, lawmakers, & gun safety advocates and survivors announce new efforts to protect Californians from gun violence.
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We don't need gun control. We need control of a certain demographic that accounts for the vast majority of gun violence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 27, 2023 08:18 PM (YqDXo)

174 An IQ of DD would 221, actually.
Given she could never figure that out, I'm thinking she doesn't break an IQ of F.

(Yes, I'm a computer guy. Why do you ask?)

Posted by: GWB at September 27, 2023 08:36 PM (M+Nrs)

175 Maybe the Kaepernick should try out for the practice team before asking them to fire the guy currently doing that job. That guy probably has a different read on what "the worst that can happen" is.

Posted by: Ben Sears at September 27, 2023 08:38 PM (WENz1)

176 Today Black Lives Matter (BLM) will be filing a Law Suit against Target Stores for Racism. Target decided to close stores in mostly peaceful black neighborhoods thus impacting the economic stability of the neighborhoods. With these stores closing there are less local stores to rob and loot. This has also been to the AG Garland's Office for review and action.

Posted by: Black Lives Matter Management at September 27, 2023 08:57 PM (s+cGt)

177
"Bob Barr... the traitor, testified before Congress that he saw no credible evidence of large scale voter fraud."

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I think you meant to say Bill Barr, bagpipe virtuoso

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 27, 2023 09:00 PM (ws3OI)

178 That's quite a LAHTEEN accent.

And why are we speaking Spanish at an American Presidential Debate and a Republican Presidential Debate no less.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2023 09:04 PM (XV/Pl)

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