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birdsatsunset.jpg

Shere Khan has a cold.

Infrared camera catches a guy's dog... doing stuff while he tries to sleep.

ICYMI: This turtle is a badass.

Trying to find your new TV friend.

Gassy horse.

Self-sufficient doggo.

It's just basic animal instinct.

Parakeet-stepping goon.

When will this miserable rain end?

In 1997, a horse observed a bike race in France and thought, "What a bunch of goons! I can take 'em all!"

A turtle migration.

Girl's got a ton of altitude.

Girl's got some swing in her step.

More elephant hijackers.

Doggo makes some sweet music.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Willowed, good timing:

Someone posted it earlier, but it's worth watching the diverse cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer who apparently requested that he receive the food he paid for:

https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (de2/z)

2 Awe yeah...second!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (GTqXr)

3
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 07:34 PM (ENBF0)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

5 Horse got excited and wanted to join the race.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2023 07:36 PM (FQmDC)

6 The cuteness overload video is adorable of course, but I especially love the out-of-place black and white puppy and how its rear-end switches sides as it runs.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:37 PM (de2/z)

7 Couple quick ones and it's going to be lights out.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

8 Panda is feeling what I am, supposed to not rain tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

9 That dog doing "stuff" is an ROFL!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2023 07:39 PM (l1kOz)

10 Disinformation Expert Ace.
Not sure I like the initials.

Posted by: RI Red at September 26, 2023 07:39 PM (xZEBF)

11 Couple quick ones and it's going to be lights out.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:37 PM (fwDg9)



Can it be midrats yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 26, 2023 07:40 PM (xTRSc)

12 Someone posted it earlier, but it's worth watching the diverse cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer who apparently requested that he receive the food he paid for:

https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (de2/z)

Not an issue in NY - a judge in NYC just ruled that if you get more than he thinks you should for what you paid, then you're a criminal - so it should be no problem killing these cheapskate criminal customers, I guess...

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (K+UlC)

13 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (OX9vb)

14 a judge in NYC just ruled that if you get more than he thinks you should for what you paid

-

For a second there I thought it was "more than what YOU (as in the customer) thinks you should for what you paid", and I thought "well that seems easy enough."

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:43 PM (de2/z)

15 Turtles are obviously out to take over the world.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2023 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

16 It's too cute when different animals are friends

Well, time to turn this off, was falling asleep driving home today.
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2023 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

17 I was up in the Sierra's one time around Arnold, CA.

Ladybug Spawn. Half an inch thick on the ground. In the Air. On tree trunks. I will never forget it.

Posted by: DOYLE at September 26, 2023 07:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

18
There was a question earlier today whether great players made bad manager/coaches. I had a look at the 23 MLB Hall of Famers who made it as managers and only Red Schoendienst and Joe Torre can be said to have the qualifications as players to have been inducted on that basis. Of the inductees who made it as players, only Mickey Cocrhane, Frank Chance (a bad choice) and (maybe) Lou Boudreau can be considered as successful managers.

Actually, I can't find any great NFL players who were also great coaches. And the great coaches either never played in the NFL or had very brief careers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

19 For a second there I thought it was "more than what YOU (as in the customer) thinks you should for what you paid", and I thought "well that seems easy enough."
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:43 PM (de2/z)

I kinda read that as the same thing - I wouldn't buy Jack-n-the-Box' shit if I thought I was way overpaying, so I'd hope to get more than I paid for...but now Judge Jack-n-the-Boxhead from NYC has decided that for me. I suppose if the JNTB clerk just shoots me and takes my money and my food, he can just claim that I was criminally stealing more than I deserved under NYC Judge Nincompoop's ruling.

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:48 PM (K+UlC)

20 The Yak Proliferation Society is picketing this site.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 07:49 PM (a0olZ)

21
Not an issue in NY - a judge in NYC just ruled that if you get more than he thinks you should for what you paid, then you're a criminal - so it should be no problem killing these cheapskate criminal customers, I guess...
Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:41 PM (K+UlC)


May as well lock up all the brokerage traders who dealt in mortgage-backed securities.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:49 PM (MoZTd)

22 Best horse versus bicycle race ever.

Posted by: 13times at September 26, 2023 07:50 PM (8FYlD)

23 Willowed, good timing:

Someone posted it earlier, but it's worth watching the diverse cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer who apparently requested that he receive the food he paid for:

https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore

"Ramos, who'd traveled to Houston for work after the 2021 winter storm, picked up his 6-year-old daughter and pregnant wife at Bush Intercontinental and stopped at the drive-thru for a quick bite. According to Willey's reporting, Ramos paid $12.99 for a 'Classic Buttery Jack' combo meal at the window. Jack-in-the-Box employee Alonniea Fantasia Ford got into an argument with Ramos after Ramos allegedly didn't receive the curly fries that came with the meal, per Willey.

Video obtained by ABC 13 shows that Ford pulled out and cocked a gun less than halfway through the argument. Minutes later, Ford can be seen on video hurling ice and condiment packets through the drive-thru window at Ramos before brandishing the gun, prompting Ramos to speed away from the restaurant. Ford fired at least two shots at the family as they fled, according to Willey's reporting on the lawsuit"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:53 PM (FVME7)

24 Horse?
Y'know who else was "gassy"?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 07:53 PM (G8YqU)

25 Oh, dear, the one of the night camera dog while guy tries to sleep...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 07:54 PM (MeG8a)

26 Years ago, an attorney I knew had a client how couldn't pay him so he accepted a worthless mining claim in settlement of the debt. Years go by and the claim appreciated in value. The former client grieved him alleging the attorney overcharged him. The attorney rsceived a public censure and had his name smeared all over in front God and everybody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:55 PM (FVME7)

27 May as well lock up all the brokerage traders who dealt in mortgage-backed securities.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:49 PM (MoZTd)

Ha! Some Nazi looking short haired chick with big glasses on The FIVE (Fox News) today, upon hearing that someone formerly in the newsroom was selling concert and sport tickets for a profit, blurted out "I hope he's in jail!"

Not one person on the panel pointed out that the US stock market would be essentially illegal under that plan - not even Greg Gutfeld - real idiots. Good grief.

Posted by: Boswell at September 26, 2023 07:56 PM (K+UlC)

28 IRON CHEF MORIMOTO GOES DOWN!!

And thus ends Battle Angler Fish.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 07:56 PM (XV/Pl)

29 Oh, dear, the one of the night camera dog while guy tries to sleep...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

He goes full Jeffrey Toobin on him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 07:57 PM (FVME7)

30 In 2019 when CCP member Jonathan Li supposedly wired Hunter $260,000 to Joe's house Hunter was living in California.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

31 Baby do them legs go all the way up?

Ever seen a watermelon get eaten whole?

Posted by: HippoPickupLines at September 26, 2023 07:58 PM (FhXTo)

32 The Yak Proliferation Society is picketing this site.
Posted by: Ben Had
------

You're not supposed to talk back...

Posted by: The Coasters at September 26, 2023 07:59 PM (6qpYX)

33 After much deliberation and numerous Gimlets...

I have ruled this to be the best metal performance ever captured on video tape.

https://tinyurl.com/yq54ce8m

It's not just the ripping drums, or the galloping unrelenting bass, or when the guitarist takes a solo, he takes ALL the solos, nor is it the vocal performance worthy of an Epic Muldoon Poem, it's the totality of the aural assault that comes in wave after unrelenting wave.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:00 PM (XV/Pl)

34 10 minute video of 12 scary wild elephant encounters. No one was hurt.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NlVqtGtZj74

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 26, 2023 08:00 PM (FVME7)

35 Video obtained by ABC 13 shows that Ford pulled out and cocked a gun less than halfway through the argument. Minutes later, Ford can be seen on video hurling ice and condiment packets through the drive-thru window at Ramos before brandishing the gun, prompting Ramos to speed away from the restaurant. Ford fired at least two shots at the family as they fled, according to Willey's reporting on the lawsuit"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

--

Dang. Thanks for the context.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:01 PM (n/6gj)

36
Fantasia Ford?

Really?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 08:01 PM (tf17a)

37 Also you should consider:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just Alonniea Fantasia?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (n/6gj)

38 VDH toward the end of his podcast today describes air travel with dogs. Says he's never seen one defecate or urinate in flight. But, pass gas, absolutely. One dog did so and then started licking VDH's leg, the woman owner of the dog says "Oh, he likes you" and the dog starts rapidly humping VDH's leg.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (MeG8a)

39
*dammit. I wish we had thought about that. Ford Fantasia*

Posted by: Ford Marketing Dept. at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (tf17a)

40 Apparently, someone got into the Beefarino again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:03 PM (aXxgO)

41 It would be interesting to know if there are more Fantasia Fords, Fantasia Jones, or Fantasia Jacksons in the U.S.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:04 PM (n/6gj)

42 >>>doggo

Someone's been spending too much time reading the NY Post.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 26, 2023 08:05 PM (klJTj)

43 How do you get a Yak drunk?
With a bottle of cogn- Yak

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 08:05 PM (a0olZ)

44 Dogboy shows off his gear.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6wy9k9

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 08:06 PM (P+nXg)

45 *dammit. I wish we had thought about that. Ford Fantasia*
Posted by: Ford Marketing Dept. at September 26, 2023 08:02 PM (tf17a)

The horn plays clips from The Sorcerer's Apprentice?

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 08:06 PM (v27SO)

46 That one dog really hates the other. Such determination to push him in.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:06 PM (aXxgO)

47 If a yak vomits...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:06 PM (n/6gj)

48 How do you get a Yak drunk?
With a bottle of cogn- Yak
Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 08:05 PM (a0olZ)

Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They grew out of their B shells.

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 08:07 PM (v27SO)

49 The Yak Proliferation Society is picketing this site.
Posted by: Ben Had


We won't cross the fruited plain picket line.

Posted by: Purple Martins' Majesty at September 26, 2023 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

50 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 26, 2023 08:07 PM (T4tVD)

51 the dog starts rapidly humping

The real reason Blondie was killed

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:08 PM (G8YqU)

52 Also you should consider:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just Alonniea Fantasia?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948

Actually, it's getting to be that time of year so I'm going to go ahead and pull the trigger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 26, 2023 08:08 PM (FVME7)

53 I really like dogs except for, you know...
humping

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:09 PM (MeG8a)

54 What does it take to get a penguin around here?

Posted by: Leopard Seal at September 26, 2023 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

55 Girl's got a ton of altitude.

One misstep, one gust of wind away from a really ugly death. So very foolish. Just to post on social media. Just stupid.

Unless it's CGI in which case it's still irresponsible because some fool will try to copy cat IRL what they think is real.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:11 PM (aXxgO)

56
Actually, it's getting to be that time of year so I'm going to go ahead and pull the trigger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!

--

hahaha

FWIW, we tried the Wendy's pumpkin spice frosty. It's too much. Too sweet and too pumpkiny-spicey. Even the kids thought it was too sweet, so that says a lot.

It's a shame because they replaced their strawberry with it, and the strawberry frosty is fantastic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:14 PM (n/6gj)

57 @56

>>FWIW, we tried the Wendy's pumpkin spice frosty.

The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:16 PM (XV/Pl)

58 Does shooty fat ass jack in the box cow still work there?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:16 PM (G8YqU)

59 Unless it's CGI in which case it's still irresponsible because some fool will try to copy cat IRL what they think is real.

I never understood people who f*cked themselves up copying stuff they saw on "Jackass." I mean, it's right there in the name.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 26, 2023 08:16 PM (nfrXX)

60 Colin Wright
@SwipeWright
🚨BREAKING: The American Anthropological Association the Canadian Anthropology Society have cancelled the panel "Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby: Why biological sex remains a necessary analytic category in anthropology" scheduled to take place at their annual conference.
. . . .
The panelists responded to the sudden cancellation of the scheduled panel discussion, expressing their disappointment that the AAA and CASCA "have chosen to forbid scholarly dialogue" on this topic.
They also firmly rejected the "false accusation" that "to support the continued use of biological sex categories (e.g., male and female; man and woman) is to imperil the safety of the LGBTQI community."

-
Damn anthropologists and their damn biological sex!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 26, 2023 08:16 PM (FVME7)

61
Unless it's CGI in which case it's still irresponsible because some fool will try to copy cat IRL what they think is real.

--

I was trying to figure out how she'd get the permits, but I guess if it's in the middle east or some other sh*thole country she could probably just have her sugar daddy give the security guard a $50 bill and that would be that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (n/6gj)

62 What does it take to get a penguin around here?

$20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (G8YqU)

63 Thomas Bender, pumpkin ravioli are especially good.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (a0olZ)

64 Girls got a ton of altitude.

Yeah. Too dumb. Too risky.
Just show us the bewbs.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:18 PM (uSHSS)

65 >>FWIW, we tried the Wendy's pumpkin spice frosty.

The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

-

I'm not a fan of the flavor but Wendys really did a great job with their strawberry so I was willing to give it a shot. It will probably do well, but it's not subtle at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:19 PM (n/6gj)

66 "cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer"

"Ford was initially charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of deadly conduct and got one year deferred adjudication and completed it in June, according to court documents."

That's right. Deferred adjudication for shooting at a customer because of a dispute about an order. She fired a f***ing gun at a family while separated by a car and a building.

But, yeah, the gun is the problem and not the person.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:20 PM (aXxgO)

67 Good Lord I loathe anything punkin.

I'd rather eat turnips.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:20 PM (T/Lqj)

68 >63 Thomas Bender, pumpkin ravioli are especially good.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (a0olZ)

Pumpkin, ricotta, parmigiano and a pinch of nutmeg for the filling served with a brown butter sage sauce.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (GTqXr)

69 @63

>>Thomas Bender, pumpkin ravioli are especially good.

Fair point, was not considered.

Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

70 Girl's got a ton of altitude

One of the famous Chinese doing it fell while daring fate.
Posted by: 13times at September 26, 2023 08:20 PM (K3B2k)


Whu?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (uSHSS)

71 So in order to try and claim Trump is committing fraud, a judge is saying Nar-A-Lago is only worth $18, yet a 5,000 square foot house near it sold years ago for $14 million, sounds like a judge actually committing fraud in order to sway a case.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (pRWa3)

72 What does it take to get a penguin around here?

$20 bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (G8YqU)

*Mr. P. Opus adjusts his bow-tie*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:22 PM (T/Lqj)

73 She fired a f***ing gun at a family while separated by a car and a building.

-

A six year old girl and pregnant woman was in the car.

No big deal, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:23 PM (n/6gj)

74 I'm hoping Figens acrobatic sumo guys are...you know...really good friends.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:23 PM (uSHSS)

75 $20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:17 PM (G8YqU)

Never ever gets old.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (FjYaO)

76 pinch of nutmeg for the filling served with a brown butter sage sauce.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (GTqXr)

To be fair, I do believe that nutmeg is partly why I hate punkin anything so much. I hate nutmeg.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (T/Lqj)

77 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

——————-

I’ve had a really good pumpkin soup.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (u73oe)

78 @71

>>So in order to try and claim Trump is committing fraud, a judge is saying Nar-A-Lago is only worth $18, yet a 5,000 square foot house near it sold years ago for $14 million, sounds like a judge actually committing fraud in order to sway a case.

First of all, it was a civil case and not even a criminal case, there were no plaintiffs and it was a summary judgement.

It's ludicrous bullsh*t, but that is to be expected in our new Clown World reality.

I'm sure the GOP will get fired up about this once they finish funding Ukrainian Pensions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:25 PM (XV/Pl)

79 @77

>>I’ve had a really good pumpkin soup.

Erghh..

Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:26 PM (XV/Pl)

80 And just like that you'll never see the manifesto...

‘Thwarted Diabolical Plot’: Man Arrested Moments Before Planned Massacre At Northern Virginia Church, Police Say

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2023 08:26 PM (IG4Id)

81 Hmm... Pumpkin ravioli. I'll have to look into that. I bet I could figure out how to make that work with some leftover turkey and a cream sauce.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:26 PM (n/6gj)

82 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:26 PM (XV/Pl)

———————-

And ice cream. You want to go out and come back in again?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (u73oe)

83 A possible correction to the previous thread:

Minnesota representative Dean Phillips (D.) said Monday he is "thinking about" taking on President Joe Biden in a presidential primary
.......
PHILLIPSALANCHE
Posted by: wth


APHILANCHE, surely?

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (DgGvY)

84 Yea, the CIA really is running the country.

@CharlieKirk11

🚨🚨BREAKING: The CIA secretly "escorted" Anthony Fauci into CIA headquarters to influence the intel agency's COVID origins investigation, per House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic.

This comes after explosive revelations on Sept. 12 alleging the CIA attempted to pay off 6 different scientific analysts if they were willing to CHANGE their positions and BURY findings that COVID came from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

While the FBI and the Energy Department have concluded that COVID came from a lab, the CIA remains “unable to determine the precise origin of the COVID-19 pandemic."

Why were Fauci and the CIA working to obscure the origins of COVID?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

85 Erghh..

Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

--

Ha. I imagined that in a Monty Python sketch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (n/6gj)

86 Good evening!

It's going to be stormy and windy and raining this evening. Will prolly lose power at some point.

It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Rub those fuzzy, furry bellies!

Aaaaaand , it's Tuesday of the happiest week of the year! Sea Otter Awareness Week! Go say hi to your otter friends at your local
Aquarium!!!! And tell 'em I sent ya!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (VYFTW)

87 @81

>>Hmm... Pumpkin ravioli. I'll have to look into that. I bet I could figure out how to make that work with some leftover turkey and a cream sauce.

I've had dynamite Pear Ravioli at a restaurant in Mishiwaka.

So Pumpkin and Pear Ravioli might be doubly dynamite.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (XV/Pl)

88 >77 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

——————-

I’ve had a really good pumpkin soup.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (u73oe)

I also make a killer pumpkin gnocchi.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (GTqXr)

89 I’m confused regarding whether or not this cretinous judge in NY has the power to cancel Trump org operating certificates for numerous properties and possibly confiscate them. Story at LI is incomplete. Eric Trumps tweet regarding this judgement is heartbreaking.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (ZugI8)

90 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


You may rescind this amendment. The pumpkin soup I've had was bourgeois decadence.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

91 No one expects the Pumpkin Inquisition!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:29 PM (u73oe)

92 "The information
provided suggests that Dr. Fauci was escorted into Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Headquarters—without a record of entry—and participated in the analysis to “influence”
the Agency’s review."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:30 PM (n/6gj)

93 @88

>>I also make a killer pumpkin gnocchi.

Oh brother!!!!

** Grabs chisel and new stone tablet.

Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie, ravioli, gnocchi and soup, anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:30 PM (XV/Pl)

94 Why were Fauci and the CIA working to obscure the origins of COVID?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM


It's a mystery, fer sure.

Posted by: Las Vegas shooter at September 26, 2023 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

95 Sorry, I was so taken aback by JackStraw's comment after I looked up what was released that I didn't even have a comment.

Nothing to see here, citizens. Just no record of entry. Normal, everyday stuff. Move along.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:31 PM (n/6gj)

96 Aaaaaand , it's Tuesday of the happiest week of the year! Sea Otter Awareness Week! Go say hi to your otter friends at your local
Aquarium!!!! And tell 'em I sent ya!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM (VYFTW)

the only otters that I am aware of would not like the attentions of a hetero bear. Pleasant blokes, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:31 PM (T/Lqj)

97 The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.

Like giant compressed air cannons.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:31 PM (G8YqU)

98 Good Lord I loathe anything punkin.
I'd rather eat turnips.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Both are very healthy for you, particularly turnip greens but, dang, when the bag says "spicy", yeah they're spicy. Punkin is great in ale. Aww, hell, punkin is just awesome. Does anyone await the arrival of the Great Turnip? No.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 08:32 PM (KAi1n)

99 Rapey Otter Tuesday!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:32 PM (G8YqU)

100 >Like giant compressed air cannons.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:31 PM (G8YqU)

Punkin' chunkin' FTW!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (GTqXr)

101 Those who think the majority of the population won't mask up again are delusional. At Chase Bank today. The manager and 2 tellers had N95's. Why?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (FjYaO)

102 what kind of sorcery have my people done today?

https://tinyurl.com/3pynfncf

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (P+nXg)

103 Does anyone await the arrival of the Great Turnip? No.

Because it has yet to turn up.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (G8YqU)

104 James Comer says he has bank data showing that Hunter Biden received two payments originating in China in 2019, and Joe Biden's house in DE was the beneficiary address.

This does not prove anything. That money could have been delivered to one of Hunter's Hookers or the Family Dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 26, 2023 08:34 PM (/Qz4j)

105 Why were Fauci and the CIA working to obscure the origins of COVID?
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

No good explanation.

Posted by: Donna Brazille at September 26, 2023 08:34 PM (Jh1DM)

106 >>Those who think the majority of the population won't mask up again are delusional. At Chase Bank today. The manager and 2 tellers had N95's. Why?

Seems a bit anecdotal as proof the majority will go along with this insanity again. There will always be Karens but I don't think most will willingly go along with it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (ZLI7S)

107 That gal with a swing in her step - is that Trudy Fogg?

Posted by: Frank at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (6KC/r)

108 Go say hi to your otter friends at your local
Aquarium!!!! And tell 'em I sent ya!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2023 08:27 PM


I thought you didn't like river otters?

https://tinyurl.com/t8hrskhf

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

109 It's funny. I eat broccoli raw every day, but I only have any interest in pumpkin once a year. In a homemade pie. And it needs whipped cream.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (n/6gj)

110 Did anyone else hear that the Menendez raid happened 14 months ago? If so, why are we just hearing about it?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (FjYaO)

111
*ponders pumpkin spice two-stroke oil*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (Jh1DM)

112 what kind of sorcery have my people done today?
https://tinyurl.com/3pynfncf
Posted by: lost in space


Ha!

Dude, the way that cat jumped back, I expected to see wires connecting that foil to a wall outlet.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (DgGvY)

113 No one expects the Pumpkin Inquisition!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The Pumpkuisition!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (KAi1n)

114 >It's funny. I eat broccoli raw every day

why

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (geLO8)

115 Actually, I can't find any great NFL players who were also great coaches. And the great coaches either never played in the NFL or had very brief careers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

Mike Ditka?

Posted by: Drive by at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (MNhXM)

116 Those who think the majority of the population won't mask up again are delusional. At Chase Bank today. The manager and 2 tellers had N95's. Why?
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (FjYaO)

In my AO, it never really went away. And, it's not just old people, or young people. It's about 10% of any sample of the population you could choose. I live in a stoopid city.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (T/Lqj)

117 101. The cdc had recommended for the past year that if you get Covid, test positive then five days later test neg with no symptoms and no fever for the past 24 hrs, you can go in public as long as you wear a mask. At the end of five more days and yet another neg test, you can ditch the mask. Oh t is stupid and idiotic but that is the current recommendation.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (ZugI8)

118 I just steamed up a bunch of broccoli florets.
Barely a minute in the steam, it's plenty.
I don't like overcooked broccoli.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM (MeG8a)

119 How to wean a cat off jumping around the kitchen

Like a Squirrel Boss for kitty!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vKcruJ36BfM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM (G8YqU)

120 In a homemade pie. And it needs whipped cream.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (n/6gj)

Vanilla ic cream.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM (FjYaO)

121 We had a Stupid People With Guns incident here the other night. Two men had some sort of road rage exchange on a major in-town road. One went to his car and came back with a gun and proceeded to shoot the other man in the neck. The shooter said he merely intended to pistol whip the guy, but the gun went off "accidentally". The man who was shot is now paralyzed from the neck down. The other guy is in custody.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 08:38 PM (JrYM1)

122 I don't like overcooked broccoli.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM


What are your thoughts on Brussels Sprouts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

123 I hate nutmeg.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (T/Lqj)

*gasp

I love nutmeg. I put a pinch in my apple pie, along with a squeeze of lemon and the usual cinnamon and sugar. It's divine.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 08:39 PM (OX9vb)

124 Jen the original: "...but that is the current recommendation."

Yeah, screw that recommendation. As a matter of fact, screw ALL of their recommendations.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:39 PM (aXxgO)

125 It's funny. I eat broccoli raw every day
-

why

Posted by: DB

--

Two birds with one stone. Vegetable consumption, but mainly what broccoli does for PSA numbers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:39 PM (n/6gj)

126 What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?


Pumpkin PI

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 08:40 PM (JrYM1)

127 bourgeois decadence

So what's so bad about that?
Fu*k you Marxist douchbags. I embrace my bourgeoisness. Piss off.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:40 PM (uSHSS)

128 In a homemade pie. And it needs whipped cream.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:35 PM (n/6gj)

Vanilla ic cream.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM (FjYaO)

I wasn't clear. Vanilla ice cream AND whipped cream.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:40 PM (FjYaO)

129 Because it has yet to turn up.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty


Oi.

Be careful, when you get pelted with veggies for punsmanship, you don't want them to be turnips. Knock you right out.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

130 Vanilla ic cream.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts

--

Yes, I'd be willing to try that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:41 PM (n/6gj)

131 I wasn't clear. Vanilla ice cream AND whipped cream.
-

hahaha, yes indeed. I'm in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (n/6gj)

132 I love nutmeg. I put a pinch in my apple pie, along with a squeeze of lemon and the usual cinnamon and sugar. It's divine.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 08:39 PM (OX9vb)

I know. It's weird. But I really do not like nutmeg.

I also do not like truffles. I find it vaguely nauseating.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (T/Lqj)

133 @122

>>What are your thoughts on Brussels Sprouts?

Blanched, quartered, tossed with EVOO, salted, peppered and roasted with bacon and balsamic vinegar is the best preparation for said sprouts.

Taste like little sweet candies.

Pairs well with smashed potatoes and a protein of your choice, mostly beef or pork.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (XV/Pl)

134 The shooter said he merely intended to pistol whip the guy, but the gun went off "accidentally".

Oh, is that all? Deferred adjudication.

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Dip Sh*t of Houston at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (aXxgO)

135 >122 I don't like overcooked broccoli.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:37 PM

What are your thoughts on Brussels Sprouts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

I am a huge fan of cruciferous veggies. Raw, steamed, shaved over a salad, roasted with high heat served with a splash of EVO and sea salt. Delicious and healthy.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (GTqXr)

136 Actually, I can't find any great NFL players who were also great coaches. And the great coaches either never played in the NFL or had very brief careers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

Mike Ditka?
Posted by: Drive by at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (MNhXM)

The only one I can think.of.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 08:43 PM (q4g6M)

137 The cdc had recommended for the past year that if you get Covid, test positive then five days later test neg with no symptoms and no fever for the past 24 hrs, you can go in public as long as you wear a mask. At the end of five more days and yet another neg test, you can ditch the mask. Oh t is stupid and idiotic but that is the current recommendation.

-

Not testing is the only way forward.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:43 PM (n/6gj)

138 @127

>>Fu*k you Marxist douchbags. I embrace my bourgeoisness. Piss off.

Do you need a hug?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:43 PM (XV/Pl)

139 I love nutmeg. I put a pinch in my apple pie, along with a squeeze of lemon and the usual cinnamon and sugar. It's divine.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I used to not. Then Alton Brown got me to try fresh grated.
Whole nuther animal.

Posted by: MkY at September 26, 2023 08:44 PM (cPGH3)

140 Brussel Sprouts are always cooked here, never eaten raw. I've steamed them in the steamer and I've roasted them with some garlic heads. I tend to prefer them roasted.
Preparation is necessary for Brussel Sprouts.
Wash them in a colander, then, with a sharp knife I trim the stems down. Then I make a cross cut in the stem part so it will cook faster.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:44 PM (MeG8a)

141 Actually, I can't find any great NFL players who were also great coaches. And the great coaches either never played in the NFL or had very brief careers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

Probably some OL coaches though maybe not as head coach. But Art Shell did go 54-38 with the Raiders. Don Shula played DB and had 21 INTS in 73 games. Not bad. Tom Landry played DB for 5 years with NYG and made the pro bowl.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (KAi1n)

142 Do you need a hug?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:43 PM (XV/Pl)











yes

Although I did score 9 bucks off the gezeers in golf today.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (uSHSS)

143 https://tinyurl.com/2xo3y6ny
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 26, 2023 07:32 PM (de2/z)

Fat c*** is wearing face diaper, too. Customer was being a bit of a dick, but nothing rising to the need to shoot at him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (aHblV)

144 >>The only one I can think.of.

Forrest Greg and Art Shell.

There were some good players who became good coaches but just like in all sports most happened a while ago. When you make a couple hundred million as a player you don't need another job these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

145 Fu*k you Marxist douchbags. I embrace my bourgeoisness. Piss off.

Do you need a hug?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


That would make it a group hug, since he's already embracing his bourgeoisness.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (DgGvY)

146 Red state write up states that the judge has ordered the dissolution of the Trump Organization.He will next begin determining how much the state of NY gets to collect on the $240 M James is demanding. He fined each of the five Trump attys. $7500 for frivolous defense.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 08:46 PM (ZugI8)

147 "Customer was being a bit of a dick, but nothing rising to the need to shoot at him."

She's probably Night Manager now...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 08:46 PM (MeG8a)

148 Did anyone else hear that the Menendez raid happened 14 months ago? If so, why are we just hearing about it?

Not enough Trump news to bury whatever Biden stories were coming out, so they had to go to plan B.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 08:46 PM (Bd6X8)

149 I’m confused regarding whether or not this cretinous judge in NY has the power to cancel Trump org operating certificates for numerous properties and possibly confiscate them. Story at LI is incomplete. Eric Trumps tweet regarding this judgement is heartbreaking.
Posted by: Jen the original

My fear is political assassination by creating so much excessive stress that it triggers a massive heart attack.
and, not a single one of the perpetrators care about the collateral Trump family damage.
Not a single one will ever be punished, either.

Posted by: old chick at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (sOete)

150 There were some good players who became good coaches but just like in all sports most happened a while ago. When you make a couple hundred million as a player you don't need another job these days.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

There's also the fact that being good *at* something doesn't necessarily make you good at managing other people doing that something. Saw it in my old job all the time. Just because a guy is or was good in the water did not mean he'd be a good supervisor.

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (v27SO)

151 I also do not like truffles. I find it vaguely nauseating.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (T/Lqj)

The mushroom kind, or the chocolate kind? If you mean the mushroom kind, I'm with you on that one. Truffles and anything truffle flavored are to be avoided.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

152 @142

>>yes

** Slides freshly poured Gimlet and some pretzels over to Diogenes, makes two handed snappy finger guns gesture in your general direction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:48 PM (XV/Pl)

153 Mike Ditka?
Posted by: Drive by at September 26, 2023 08:36 PM (MNhXM)

My Senior Drill Sergeant at Ft. Sill looked a lot like Ditka. He was terrifying.

Even better, he became my First Sergeant in Germany. Turns out he was a good man, and a damn fine NCO. He made sure I was the medic in his battery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:48 PM (T/Lqj)

154 Red state write up states that the judge has ordered the dissolution of the Trump Organization.He will next begin determining how much the state of NY gets to collect on the $240 M James is demanding. He fined each of the five Trump attys. $7500 for frivolous defense.
Posted by: Jen the original

That's some precedent. Not going to be much reason for the financial world to remain in NYC.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 26, 2023 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

155 “What happened is, overeducated, coastal white people, got ahold of the word (‘woke’ and [like] they do with everything else, they completely f***ked it up and pissed everybody in the country off. if we could just get the humanities faculty at Amherst [College] to shut the f*** up, we’d be a lot better off.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 08:49 PM (RovqD)

156 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

the mushroom ones. Not allergic per se, just not a fan.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at September 26, 2023 08:49 PM (T/Lqj)

157 The next baby hippo video is when the baby hippo eats the giraffe head when he gets a little too close

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 08:50 PM (UxriW)

158 The cdc had recommended for the past year that if you get Covid, test positive then five days later test neg with no symptoms and no fever for the past 24 hrs, you can go in public as long as you wear a mask. At the end of five more days and yet another neg test, you can ditch the mask. Oh t is stupid and idiotic but that is the current recommendation.


Diogenes Research Institute has recommended for the past year that if you read anything from the CDC and can still think for yourself, that you ditch the CDC. If later you test positive for CDC then you probably have fucked up chromosomes and should go buy a case of Bud lite.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:50 PM (uSHSS)

159 Dick LeBeau as a def. coordinator.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 08:50 PM (q4g6M)

160 @154

>>That's some precedent.

It is and it isn't, this will likely never be done to any other figure or business entity in NYC.

They pretty much tried this same tactic against the NRA but was stopped by a judge.

I truly believe this will be thrown out on appeal but not before Trump gets strapped to The Wheel of Pain for an interregnum.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:51 PM (XV/Pl)

161 That Trump judgement is insane. Literally crazy time. If it isn't overturned on appeal there is zero possible justice for Trump in NYS.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 08:51 PM (UxriW)

162 A six year old girl and pregnant woman was in the car.

No big deal, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:23 PM (n/6gj)

Pity there are no vigilantes in Houston.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 08:52 PM (aHblV)

163 There's also the fact that being good *at* something doesn't necessarily make you good at managing other people doing that something.
Posted by: Vanya


This is engineering. Both because engineers are terrible at managing people, and because engineers are unmanageable. "Like herding cats," to keep it on-topic for the cafe.

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 08:53 PM (DgGvY)

164 That Trump judgement is insane. Literally crazy time. If it isn't overturned on appeal there is zero possible justice for Trump in NYS.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 08:51 PM (UxriW)


Nice court you got there NY Marxist asswipes. It'd be a shame....

Posted by: Diogenes at September 26, 2023 08:53 PM (uSHSS)

165 I truly believe this will be thrown out on appeal but not before Trump gets strapped to The Wheel of Pain for an interregnum.

As long as it isn't the Tree of Woe, he'll be okay.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 08:54 PM (I/Qkd)

166 hahaha, yes indeed. I'm in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:42 PM (n/6gj)

Lol. Oh yeah, it's to die for amigo.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:54 PM (FjYaO)

167 The state argued he overstated the value of properties pledged on loans. No bank testified they were defrauded. Every bank decided on their own what the properties were worth, based off n their own appraisals. The loans are either repaid or in good standing. These prosecutors should all be jailed for wasting taxpayer money, and disbarred.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 08:54 PM (UxriW)

168 Hey ace. Bats are cats.

Twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/Batsrcats

Posted by: banana Dream at September 26, 2023 08:55 PM (ISEAQ)

169 I just saw a women's commercial for Bush Balm. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. My wife was not amused.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:56 PM (FjYaO)

170 The state argued he overstated the value of properties pledged on loans. No bank testified they were defrauded. Every bank decided on their own what the properties were worth, based off n their own appraisals. The loans are either repaid or in good standing. These prosecutors should all be jailed for wasting taxpayer money, and disbarred.

The judge issued his edict without the bother of a trial. He should have his ass bounced off the bench and into disbarment as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 26, 2023 08:56 PM (Bd6X8)

171 @165

>>As long as it isn't the Tree of Woe, he'll be okay.

Or worse yet, The Pit of Despair.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:57 PM (XV/Pl)

172 Norm Van Brocklin, after an eleven year career as a player, was the head coach for the Minnesota Vikings from 1961-1966 and for the Atlanta Falcons from 1968-1974.

Dan Reeves, after 7 year playing career that included 2 Super Bowls, was the head coach for Denver head coach from 1981 to 1992, New York Giants from 1993-1996 and with the Atlanta Falcons from 1997-2003.

Don Shula after 6 year career from 1951-1957, was the Colts head coach from 1963-1969 before his legendary career at Miami from 1970-1995

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 08:58 PM (P+nXg)

173
Red state write up states that the judge has ordered the dissolution of the Trump Organization.He will next begin determining how much the state of NY gets to collect on the $240 M James is demanding. He fined each of the five Trump attys. $7500 for frivolous defense.

Posted by: Jen the original


I envision a time in the not so distant future, when there are the "Trials of the Judges" where all the judges what have been pulling judgments out of their asses, inventing emanations & penumbras, mis-reading the Constitution have to answer for their actions, after which they'll be stripped to their underwear, have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2023 08:58 PM (ENBF0)

174 The state argued he overstated the value of properties pledged on loans. No bank testified they were defrauded. Every bank decided on their own what the properties were worth, based off n their own appraisals. The loans are either repaid or in good standing. These prosecutors should all be jailed for wasting taxpayer money, and disbarred.

The judge issued his edict without the bother of a trial. He should have his ass bounced off the bench and into disbarment as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

So the rule now is Trump doesn't even get a trial? Nice.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (P+nXg)

175 I just saw a women's commercial for Bush Balm. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. My wife was not amused.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts

--

One of the most clever recent ads I've seen was for an Australian wine. The phrase was "taste the bush."

Brilliance:

https://tinyurl.com/26f5pfss

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (n/6gj)

176 @173

>>have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks

I've always been partial to Industrial Wood Chippers myself, but I.... SUPPOSE, those would do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (XV/Pl)

177 Starting to get stormy.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (CNS/9)

178 @174

>>So the rule now is Trump doesn't even get a trial? Nice.

Don't forget, his Lawyers get fined and disbarred for defending him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:00 PM (XV/Pl)

179 Political persecutions go both ways Democrats.

Welcome to the banana republic of NewYorkistan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2023 09:00 PM (B92C0)

180 Cuteness overload is pretty darn cute.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 09:01 PM (NpAcC)

181 >>> I just saw a women's commercial for Bush Balm. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. My wife was not amused.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:56 PM (FjYaO)


A Little Happy Goes a Long Way

Posted by: banana Dream at September 26, 2023 09:02 PM (ISEAQ)

182 after which they'll be stripped to their underwear, have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks
Posted by: AltonJackson


That's going too far, sir!

What did the sharks do to deserve being thrown into a volcano?

Posted by: mikeski at September 26, 2023 09:02 PM (DgGvY)

183 David McCallum, and now Brooks Robinson. R.I.P.

Who will be the third?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:02 PM (2O5Io)

184 One of the most clever recent ads I've seen was for an Australian wine. The phrase was "taste the bush."

Brilliance:

https://tinyurl.com/26f5pfss

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:59 PM (n/6gj)

LMAO!!! (Me)..."oh, my gosh!"..(wife)

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 09:03 PM (FjYaO)

185 64K turtles?
Are they sure?
Did they do a hand count?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 09:04 PM (CnqNO)

186 Pumpkin muffins are great. Similar to banana bread or zucchini bread.

Posted by: 496 at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (3sfj0)

187 If this NY Judge gets away with stripping Trump of his property rights and wealth while ignoring the entirety of his constitutional protections I see this spreading around the country in leftist land faster than a gun ban. Unless I am missing some here this judge is effectively nullifying huge chunks of the US Constitution, common law, and all semblance of private property rights. I can't see how this withstands the US Supreme Court. Then again maybe that isn't the point; rather it is to preemptively bankrupt him so he can't afford to defend himself in any lawsuit.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (P+nXg)

188 >>So the rule now is Trump doesn't even get a trial? Nice.

It's been pretty obvious for years what's going on. Every single Trump indictment has been a political hit job. The only thing the left is doing now is demonstrating to the few who still think we live in a functional republic that they are wrong.

The more interesting thing to me is that even while they are doing this the deep state is turning on Joe and the truth is coming out about Fauci and the intel community. Big cities are falling apart including Philadelphia that is being looted tonight. And even the left and the media are starting to admit the border is wide open and a disaster. The left's coalition is beginning to shatter.

It's going to be an very interesting Fall.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)

189 Well, track bar links just showed up.

Now I just need the upper and lower ball joints and leaf springs to show up and I can start the suspension refresh this weekend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (XV/Pl)

190 Amended: The only thing pumpkin belongs in is pumpkin pie and ravioli anything else is Bourgeoisie Decadence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 08:21 PM (XV/Pl)

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I’ve had a really good pumpkin soup.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 08:24 PM (u73oe)

I also make a killer pumpkin gnocchi.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (GTqXr)
******
I am not a fan of pumpkin pie, but I make a delicious pumpkin ice cream pie and pumpkin bread with cream cheese icing that is yummy.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (NpAcC)

191 The state argued he overstated the value of properties pledged on loans. No bank testified they were defrauded. Every bank decided on their own what the properties were worth, based off n their own appraisals. The loans are either repaid or in good standing. These prosecutors should all be jailed for wasting taxpayer money, and disbarred.

The judge issued his edict without the bother of a trial. He should have his ass bounced off the bench and into disbarment as well *types* *deletes*.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

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FIFM. The anarcho-tyrannists will be happy with nothing less than a full-blown hot Civil War or economic/societal collapse into less than a third-world shithole marked by mass graves -- always the hallmark "Utopia" of Leftest Dreams.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (2O5Io)

192 Dr. Anthony Fauci was smuggled into CIA headquarters, "without a record of entry," where he "participated in the analysis to "influence" the Agency's" Covid-19 investigation, according to the House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic.

.. I would be in jail for obstruction if I had done this

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (RovqD)

193
Thanks, everyone. I forgot about Mike Ditka.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2023 09:09 PM (MoZTd)

194 Dr. Anthony Fauci was smuggled into CIA headquarters, "without a record of entry,
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Well, to be fair, he *does* fit in a messenger bag...

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:10 PM (aBJcM)

195 @187

>>Then again maybe that isn't the point; rather it is to preemptively bankrupt him so he can't afford to defend himself in any lawsuit.

The judge has called for an expedited process, so it's going to be resolved rather quickly one way or the other.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:10 PM (XV/Pl)

196 160. Thomas B is the next step the NYS Supreme Court?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 09:11 PM (ZugI8)

197 I just saw a women's commercial for Bush Balm. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. My wife was not amused.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts

Last weekend while watching the Washington State vs Oregon State football game somebody noted that Cougars playing with Beavers was pretty amusing.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:11 PM (P+nXg)

198 I also make a killer pumpkin gnocchi.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 26, 2023 08:28 PM (GTqXr)

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That sounds Yummy!

[Took the wifey to Olive Garden recently, and they had a very tasty Chicken Gnocchi soup -- even better than our traditional favorite, the Zuppa Toscana.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:11 PM (2O5Io)

199 @196

>>160. Thomas B is the next step the NYS Supreme Court?

Ultimately it's going to SCOTUS, that is unless John "I adopted Irish Kids from Argentina" Roberts puts his dumb on the scales.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)

200 Who would win in a fight: Mike Ditka, or a hurricane?

side note: the hurricane is named Hurricane Ditka

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 09:12 PM (geLO8)

201 I am not a fan of pumpkin pie, but I make a delicious pumpkin ice cream pie and pumpkin bread with cream cheese icing that is yummy.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Pumpkin bread with cream cheese icing... mmmm....

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:13 PM (aBJcM)

202 I envision a time in the not so distant future, when there are the "Trials of the Judges" where all the judges what have been pulling judgments out of their asses, inventing emanations & penumbras, mis-reading the Constitution have to answer for their actions, after which they'll be stripped to their underwear, have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks
Posted by: AltonJackson


Oddly specific, but I like it!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 26, 2023 09:14 PM (11kd9)

203 I fully expected this, Albany and NYC have been unmoored from common sense and logic for decades.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 09:14 PM (MeG8a)

204 @200

>>Who would win in a fight: Mike Ditka, or a hurricane?
side note: the hurricane is named Hurricane Ditka

Mike Ditka would obviously win, but the resulting conflagration would open a portal to another dimension that was ruled by a Mike Ditka Consciousness.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:15 PM (XV/Pl)

205 It's going to be an very interesting Fall.

--

ISWYDT

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:17 PM (QWNfT)

206 If this NY Judge gets away with stripping Trump of his property rights and wealth while ignoring the entirety of his constitutional protections I see this spreading around the country in leftist land faster than a gun ban. Unless I am missing some here this judge is effectively nullifying huge chunks of the US Constitution, common law, and all semblance of private property rights. I can't see how this withstands the US Supreme Court. Then again maybe that isn't the point; rather it is to preemptively bankrupt him so he can't afford to defend himself in any lawsuit.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:08 PM (P+nXg)

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Meh, the U.S. Constitution died long ago and has been on mere fumes. Even the 2020 SCOTUS wiped its ass with it when it refused to hear the Texas + 19 other states lawsuits against the clearly Unconstitutional changes to voting laws in shithole states by judges & governors (instead of, as prescribed in the U.S. Constitution, state legislatures) for "No Standing" -- the PRIMARY REASON THE FUCKING SUPREME COURT WAS CREATED -- TO SETTLE DISPUTES BETWEEN AND AMONG STATES!!!

And three cowardly Trump appointees stabbed him in the back ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:17 PM (2O5Io)

207 top surgeon begs americans: stop putting you schlong in your coffee. see why:

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:17 PM (B1FKF)

208 That "judge" in the Trump case, is the living, breathing definition of "Tyranny".

As in, "thus always to...."

*sigh*

One can but hope.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 09:18 PM (e6UQI)

209 Lawfare today, lawfare tomorrow, lawfare forever!

We will crush and destroy for all Wrongthink!

Posted by: The Regime at September 26, 2023 09:18 PM (AbL8c)

210 I envision a time in the not so distant future, when there are the "Trials of the Judges" where all the judges what have been pulling judgments out of their asses, inventing emanations & penumbras, mis-reading the Constitution have to answer for their actions, after which they'll be stripped to their underwear, have a large paper maché goats head filled with angry bees placed on their heads and then tossed out of a helicopter into a volcano filled with sharks
Posted by: AltonJackson

Oddly specific, but I like it!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan, she's still free! at September 26, 2023 09:14 PM (11kd9)

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I was going to say "Go on ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (2O5Io)

211 Thought that might be a problem.

>>DEVELOPING: Hill investigators want to know WHO'S PAYING HUNTER'S PROJECTED $10 MIL IN LEGAL FEES for suing 1) Giuliani 2) Costello 3) Mac Isaac 4) Ziegler + 5) the IRS -- in addition to defending him against 3 felony charges. His DC superlawyer Abbe Lowell charges $1k-$5k / hour
9:13 PM · Sep 26, 2023
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Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
·
5m
Hunter claimed in child support case that he was "unemployed and had no monthly income"

In Dec., records show his father took out a $250k HELOC on $3 mil Rehoboth Beach house, but line of credit barely makes dent in Hunter's projected $10 million in attorneys fees

Who's paying?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)

212 It's going to be an very interesting Fall.

Calendrical, hierarchical, or altitudinal?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (I/Qkd)

213 When I was high once, I seen punkin heads coming at me.
Posted by: Need Treatment Myself

When the orange dragons were chasing me, they left glowing green footprints. My legs wouldn't work at all but somehow, I remained just inches out of their reach.

As if we need any reminders - never take the brown acid.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (SAX5G)

214 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 15m
BREAKING: Reports of mass looting in Center City, Philadelphia.

https://tinyurl.com/3jecwzh3
6 seconds

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 29m
BREAKING: Looting reported in Center City at Foot Locker, Apple Store in Philadelphia

https://tinyurl.com/pj3vueec
Also 6 seconds; no physical violence

I hope Wyatt Earp has the night off.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:19 PM (krqg6)

215 26 NFL players who went on to be NFL head coaches. It is an amazing list. The stuff you don't know.

https://tinyurl.com/2au6fyhe

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (P+nXg)

216 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
4m
🚨#BREAKING: Large Crowds of people have started Riot and Loot multiple stores as Citywide Rapid Response has been Activated

📌#Philadelphia | #PA

Philadelphia Police have activated a citywide rapid response following large crowds of people gathering and rioting, and engaging in extensive looting. Multiple stores, including an Apple Store, have been broken into. This comes after the dismissal of charges against a police officer involved in last month's traffic stop shooting. Police are advising people in the Philadelphia city center to avoid the area.

https://tinyurl.com/bd7t5apr
58 seconds; cops arrive

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (krqg6)

217 Did some guy just turning his life around get shot in Philly? why are they looting tonight?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (JrYM1)

218 re 183: not hillary! please god not hillary!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:23 PM (B1FKF)

219 oic, nevermind.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:23 PM (JrYM1)

220 199. Meanwhile, if this clown can revoke their certificates and render businesses moot, how do the existing loans get paid?Sale of assets? All these employees lose jobs? None of these zealots consider the collateral damage they cause. By the way can lawyers file complaints or charges against judges for sanctioning them like this judge did?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 09:23 PM (ZugI8)

221 >>>top surgeon begs americans: stop putting you schlong in your coffee. see why:

Posted by: gnats local 678

>what about your whisky? In Scotland, whisky dick is why the birthrate is falling behind the Irish.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 26, 2023 09:25 PM (fY84s)

222 The Mooch got 750K for an hour speech on diversity or some shit. I think in Germany.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 09:25 PM (FjYaO)

223 Did some guy just turning his life around get shot in Philly? why are they looting tonight?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (JrYM1)

They're thugs. No reason needed. Possibly an excuse, but really not required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 09:26 PM (aHblV)

224 @221

>>By the way can lawyers file complaints or charges against judges for sanctioning them like this judge did?

Judges have sovereign immunity, he could be impeached but that's not going to happen in NYC.

The most that will happen is he will get slapped down with prejudice by the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:26 PM (XV/Pl)

225 Big cities are falling apart including Philadelphia that is being looted tonight.

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(looks up what this is referencing... Oh, I see. I guess it's just normal stuff. Criminal pulls weapon on cop, people insist cop accept being shot or stabbed, people get angry that cop ends the cycle of violence while also saving his own life and the lives of others)

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:26 PM (QWNfT)

226 #217 Reference, also from tonight:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
All Charges Dismissed Against Philly Cop Who Killed Eddie Irizarry During Traffic Stop

https://tinyurl.com/mry4k9ah
14 seconds; chaotic scene LNSFW

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (krqg6)

227 re 221: maybe judge ass hat knows he'll be reversed by a higher court and just wants a good write up in the ny times.

a profile in courage, sez honest conservative david brooks

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (B1FKF)

228 @223

>>The Mooch got 750K for an hour speech on diversity or some shit. I think in Germany.

Said another way, 750k was laundered using a speaking fee as a vehicle to launder said 750k.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (XV/Pl)

229 212. Shouldn’t Joe be looking at reverse mortgages?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (ZugI8)

230 Who's paying?
Posted by: JackStraw
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China, Burisma, Sugar Brother, and you and me, but mostly you and me

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:27 PM (aBJcM)

231 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
All Charges Dismissed Against Philly Cop Who Killed Eddie Irizarry During Traffic Stop

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I like that the only photo they have of the guy is one of him making gang signals.

Also:

"Where's the threat?" said his aunt, Zoraida Garcia. "Even if he has a small pocketknife - where's the threat?"

https://tinyurl.com/27web8lt

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:29 PM (QWNfT)

232 would you rather see your kids go to bed hungry or break into an apple store?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:29 PM (B1FKF)

233 Philadelphia Police have activated a citywide rapid response following large crowds of people gathering and rioting, and engaging in extensive looting. Multiple stores, including an Apple Store, have been broken into. This comes after the dismissal of charges against a police officer involved in last month's traffic stop shooting.

Ah, yes, the traditional looting of the clothing, liquor, and TV/computer stores to protest the Po-lice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 09:29 PM (I/Qkd)

234 Have you ever thought about what protects our hearts
Just a cage of rib bones and other various parts
So it's fairly simple to cut right through the mess
And to stop the muscle that makes us confess

And we are so fragile
And our cracking bones make noise
And we are just
Breakable, breakable, breakable girls and boys...

Ingrid Michaelson - Breakable

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 26, 2023 09:30 PM (TGPs7)

235 Ah, yes, the traditional looting of the clothing, liquor, and TV/computer stores to protest the Po-lice.

Posted by: Archimedes

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It's what Eduardo would've wanted.

(pours out small amount of malt beverage onto the urine-soaked steps of whatever random apartment building we decide to sit in front of and wait for racists to tell us to please not block the door)

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:32 PM (QWNfT)

236 I've seen worse in Philly.
I've seen them fire bomb entire blocks.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 26, 2023 09:33 PM (MeG8a)

237 The Mooch got 750K for an hour speech on diversity or some shit. I think in Germany.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 09:25 PM (FjYaO)

She got paid for promising not to show her lady penis for at least a year.

Posted by: Outside of Life at September 26, 2023 09:33 PM (89Sog)

238 Those who think the majority of the population won't mask up again are delusional. At Chase Bank today. The manager and 2 tellers had N95's. Why?
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 26, 2023 08:33 PM (FjYaO)

In my AO, it never really went away. And, it's not just old people, or young people. It's about 10% of any sample of the population you could choose. I live in a stoopid city.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Was in Valley Forge Sun - this afternoon. Now am in Moorestown, NJ. Saw more dumb phucks in masks at the local Wegman's getting dinner here in Moorestown than I have in the last 30 days. What a bunch of ignorant sheep. (Local Horde Members at NOT included in that assessment or claim).

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 09:34 PM (FuUAU)

239 Philadelphia is one of the biggest asshole cities in the world, really only rivaled by Chicago and maybe Paris. So much rage over its own existence. So, if it's Peoples & Folkses Night over there, it could get wild.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 09:34 PM (PZvjL)

240 I'm betting if we knew the actual numbers we'd learn there are more people looting in these communities than there are going out to vote in presidential elections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:34 PM (QWNfT)

241 i'll bet the text of moochelle's speech would make most people laugh. maybe it sounds better in thuringeon.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:34 PM (B1FKF)

242 >>China, Burisma, Sugar Brother, and you and me, but mostly you and me

I absolutely understand why people are cynical, me too, but this is starting to spin out of the left's control. Like them or hate them specific Republicans in the House and guys like Grassley and Johnson in the Senate have done great work exposing all the Biden corruption. And more is coming. That's a big reason they keep indicting Trump.

Who knows where this all goes but we are past the point of no return. The left isn't going to stop and far too many people now know what has been going on for things to just stop. On top of that the border is gone and we are being invaded and now even the left admits it. And a number of our cities are now on the verge of collapse.

I don't know where this all ends but I do know this can't go on. We not have wanted interesting times, I know I didn't, but we've got them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

243 The Right Amount of Cash to Keep at Home for Emergencies.
Hint: Not $480,000

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 09:35 PM (RovqD)

244 I like that the only photo they have of the guy is one of him making gang signals.
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I just looked for a photo due to comments in the Xtwitter thread that he was a white guy; and see that he was indeed a white Hispanic [to coin a phrase].

Funny how all the looters were black.

Multiculturalism!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:35 PM (krqg6)

245 @240

>>Philadelphia is one of the biggest asshole cities in the world, really only rivaled by Chicago and maybe Paris.

The last time I was in Philly was 2018 for a ComiCon, the streets were literally, not figuratively, literally filled with homeless and drugged out zombies.

And this was in 2018, before the COVID madness, I can't even begin to imagine what it looks like now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 26, 2023 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

246 Philly is refiling charges against the cop. Because of course they are. We have to placate the mob and throw them a victim.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 09:37 PM (I/Qkd)

247 With two days left in the regular season …

Phillies win playoff spot!

10th inning, 3-2, over Pirates.

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 09:37 PM (RovqD)

248 re 244: studies have shown that most americans could not come up with $400,000 in an emergency. vote for bernie sanders next time, this time with moar aoc.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:38 PM (B1FKF)

249 After watching the video and as a retired Jack-in-the-Box employee (1972-1973), I say justified shooting.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: CapeFear at September 26, 2023 09:38 PM (3WDff)

250 I just looked for a photo due to comments in the Xtwitter thread that he was a white guy; and see that he was indeed a white Hispanic [to coin a phrase].

==

That's racist as heck. Zoraida Garcia is a traditional Irish name.

But yeah, it's pretty funny that they'd loot the Apple store in protest of the cops shooting someone they hate and would also shoot if they had the chance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:38 PM (QWNfT)

251 The more the big cities become lawless nightmares the more I am glad I left and that behind and moved to my small city in Southern New Mexico. I will never live in a city larger than I do now and if I can pull it off I am headed to more rural places.

Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (P+nXg)

252 FWIW, we tried the Wendy's pumpkin spice frosty. It's too much. Too sweet and too pumpkiny-spicey. Even the kids thought it was too sweet, so that says a lot.

It's a shame because they replaced their strawberry with it, and the strawberry frosty is fantastic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 26, 2023 08:14 PM (n/6gj)

THE PUMPKIN SPICE MUST FLOW!!!

Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (8sMut)

253 Sometimes I think the US cities lost out on the WWII bombing

Posted by: SMOD at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (RovqD)

254 Some thoughts on antenna girl. First, she could be the most exciting girl you ever meet. Second, she could be the most terrifying person you ever meet. Third, she could be the last person you ever meet.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (NxC5+)

255 Let's get medieval!

Dead Can Dance, "Saltarello":

https://tinyurl.com/3ebw7ysb

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 26, 2023 09:40 PM (xBY7X)

256 But yeah, it's pretty funny that they'd loot the Apple store in protest of the cops shooting someone they hate and would also shoot if they had the chance.

Why, it's almost as if the shooting is just a pretext for looting. Almost

Posted by: Archimedes at September 26, 2023 09:40 PM (I/Qkd)

257 @165

>>As long as it isn't the Tree of Woe, he'll be okay.

Or worse yet, The Pit of Despair.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

- The Swamp of Eternal Stench has entered the chat

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 26, 2023 09:40 PM (FuUAU)

258 zoraida garcia was the main character in an opera by p d q bach.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 26, 2023 09:41 PM (B1FKF)

259 As long as it isn't the Tree of Woe, he'll be okay.

Or worse yet, The Pit of Despair.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

- The Swamp of Eternal Stench has entered the chat


Pffffft.

Posted by: The Slough of Despond at September 26, 2023 09:42 PM (I/Qkd)

260 252 The more the big cities become lawless nightmares the more I am glad I left and that behind and moved to my small city in Southern New Mexico. I will never live in a city larger than I do now and if I can pull it off I am headed to more rural places.
Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (P+nXg)


I'm not a religious guy, but this all reminds me of that one dude in the Old Testament Bible who bailed out of Sodom and/or Gomorrah with his crew because things were getting out of hand.

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 09:42 PM (PZvjL)

261 I don't know where this all ends but I do know this can't go on. We not have wanted interesting times, I know I didn't, but we've got them.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:35 PM
Jackstraw, is it possible that there maybe a half dozen 'clean' politicians in the 535?

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2023 09:43 PM (NxC5+)

262 And Biden's dog bit someone

again

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 09:43 PM (geLO8)

263 66 "cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer"

"Ford was initially charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of deadly conduct and got one year deferred adjudication and completed it in June, according to court documents."

That's right. Deferred adjudication for shooting at a customer because of a dispute about an order. She fired a f***ing gun at a family while separated by a car and a building.

But, yeah, the gun is the problem and not the person.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 26, 2023 08:20 PM (aXxgO)

That's Draconian for Houston. I'm surprised she wasn't simply slapped really hard on the wrist.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 09:43 PM (8sMut)

264 >"cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer"


that's really poor customer service

Posted by: DB - former participant at September 26, 2023 09:45 PM (geLO8)

265 Let's get medieval!

Dead Can Dance, "Saltarello":

https://tinyurl.com/3ebw7ysb

Posted by: All Hail Eris

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One of my favorite bands, although I don't listen to them as much as I used to. I regret that I never got to see them perform live back in their prime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:45 PM (QWNfT)

266 One for the nerdy kids: it also reminds me of the WH40K fall of the Eldar, and some days I wake up in my bed in east TN feeling Exodite as fuck

But not Craftworld, because I don't have an RV

Posted by: CppThis at September 26, 2023 09:45 PM (PZvjL)

267 That horse bike race scene was featured in the movie Amelie. Good flick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 26, 2023 09:45 PM (xcxpd)

268 Dead Can Dance, "Saltarello":

https://tinyurl.com/3ebw7ysb

Posted by: All Hail Eris

Props. I love Dead Can Dance.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 26, 2023 09:46 PM (xcxpd)

269 “cashier at a Jack in the Box shooting at a customer"

————-

Oooooooo, somebody is getting a notation in their HR record!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2023 09:49 PM (u73oe)

270 Glad to see the sidebar item about Brooks Robinson. Mr. Oriole. May he rest in peace.

Posted by: Doof at September 26, 2023 09:50 PM (oYEbH)

271 I don't know where this all ends but I do know this can't go on. We not have wanted interesting times, I know I didn't, but we've got them.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I don't either, and TBH I know I'm not mentally or physically prepared.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:50 PM (aBJcM)

272 My fear is political assassination by creating so much excessive stress that it triggers a massive heart attack.
and, not a single one of the perpetrators care about the collateral Trump family damage.
Not a single one will ever be punished, either.
Posted by: old chick at September 26, 2023 08:47 PM (sOete)

And about five years later, he will be loved. In accordance with one of the greatest song lyrics I ever heard, from the Nightwish song "Bless The Child":

"Why am I loved only when I'm gone?"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 09:51 PM (8sMut)

273 I'd never admit this on the Food Thread, but Wally World has a cheap-ass pumpkin pancake mix that I like. Just add water. It used to be $1 per box, now it's $1.34. Not that I'm paying attention to that sort of thing.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 09:52 PM (aBJcM)

274 Man who holds record for largest James Bond memorabilia collection is auctioning all items off today.

Inflation and/or knowing the franchise is going to woke crash & burn so selling at the top of the market??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 26, 2023 09:52 PM (krqg6)

275 >>Jackstraw, is it possible that there maybe a half dozen 'clean' politicians in the 535?

Your guess is as good as mine but I wouldn't but the total at much higher. But I don't think that is where our salvation lies.

We the people are going to have to do this with one or two fearless weapons of our own. That's why no matter what I am going to vote for Trump. He's not my candidate, he's my fearless weapon.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

276

Momma comin' home after this weekend! NOW the house will light up and become livable. I'll be thrilled to be her caretaker until healing is complete.

This lady heals like no one I've ever seen. Such determination is a bit frightening to watch.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 26, 2023 09:53 PM (KATBx)

277 Wow. Somehow a modern rock and roll band I'd never heard of was linked to the DCD song and I think I'm going to try to find more.

All Them Witches.

https://tinyurl.com/yhcz39nq

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:54 PM (QWNfT)

278 Joe telling an autoworker he’s full of shit.


https://twitter. com/827js/status/1706758346152296806

Posted by: Ann at September 26, 2023 09:54 PM (4neFu)

279 I don't know how we can mentally or physically be really, truly prepared for something that we don't know what it will be.
Wow, that was a tortured sentence. It can go so many ways, and it will probably be a lot of things that we just never would have expected.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 09:56 PM (JrYM1)

280 Joe telling an autoworker he’s full of shit.

--

o_O

And pushing the citizen and telling him he wants to take him outside, knowing his 40 SS officers are there to prevent anything from happening.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:57 PM (QWNfT)

281 Momma comin' home after this weekend! NOW the house will light up and become livable. I'll be thrilled to be her caretaker until healing is complete.

Posted by: irongrampa

Congrats IG!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 09:57 PM (CnqNO)

282 159 Dick LeBeau as a def. coordinator.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2023 08:50 PM (q4g6M)

Then you have the guys who make GREAT coordinators but suck as head coaches.

And there are head coaches I think would have been better off as a GM. Marty Chokenheimer comes to mind. The man could evaluate talent and put together teams like no other. But he was too conservative a coach, especially in the playoffs.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (8sMut)

283 And pushing the citizen and telling him he wants to take him outside, knowing his 40 SS officers are there to prevent anything from happening.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Assault charge coming?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (CnqNO)

284 Assault charge coming?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

-

Against the citizen? Probably. IRS audit, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 09:59 PM (QWNfT)

285 Your guess is as good as mine but I wouldn't but the total at much higher. But I don't think that is where our salvation lies.

We the people are going to have to do this with one or two fearless weapons of our own. That's why no matter what I am going to vote for Trump. He's not my candidate, he's my fearless weapon.
Posted by: JackStraw
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+1 to We the People.

But I also believe in "put not your trust in princes."

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (aBJcM)

286 That Jack in one with which I'm highly familiar.

Right on JFK Blvd, which is the main road leading into IAH Bush Intercontinental Airport, which is only one traffic light away.

On the drive-through side of the JitB, there is a Very Busy Shell gas station, high-traffic convenience store with integral Church's Fried Chicken store. On the other side of the JitB, is a Hampton Inn, also with a very high occupancy rate.

Our fat pistolera though, is fortunate. At the angle she was shooting, the rounds were likely to either hit 1. her target, 2. traffic on JFK Blvd., 3. Cars parked across the street in The Spot long-term airport parking facility.

I do wonder of any of the park-ees there might've reported any bullet strikes? Oh, and there's a "4" on the possibilities, too. She could've shot high, and landed some rounds to nearby industrial parks on the other side of Spot Parking.

Any way you cut it, it's Felonly Deadly Conduct, and the slap on the wrist is a travesty. Welcome to Harris County, y'all!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 26, 2023 10:00 PM (e6UQI)

287 Man, imagine if Joe wasn't such a nice guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 10:01 PM (QWNfT)

288 252 The more the big cities become lawless nightmares the more I am glad I left and that behind and moved to my small city in Southern New Mexico. I will never live in a city larger than I do now and if I can pull it off I am headed to more rural places.
Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:39 PM (P+nXg)

Hell, you're not far from a major metropolis where you are anyway.

I liked Las Cruces. Bought a bunch of six packs of Moosehead from a store there when I saw they carried it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:02 PM (8sMut)

289 the link of Biden didn't work for me

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 26, 2023 10:02 PM (JrYM1)

290 Pity there are no vigilantes in Houston.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2023 08:52 PM (aHblV)

Thankfully there are LTCs around. Without them Houston would be as lawless as any other city, given its permissive DA and judiciary.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:04 PM (8sMut)

291 link here

https://tinyurl.com/2xph7xjm

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (grz8p)

292 >>But I also believe in "put not your trust in princes."

Agreed. But I've never considered Trump a prince. More like a flawed but driven achiever who basically loves this country and wants what I want. And when someone unfairly comes after him it make him more determined to succeed and he won't stop until he is dead.

Again, not my prince, my weapon. I don't care that he is not perfect or doesn't always do exactly what I want. I what him to destroy my enemies and help bring my country back and nobody in my lifetime has been more perfect for the task at hand.

As long as he keeps fighting I've got his back.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2023 10:09 PM (ZLI7S)

293 216 26 NFL players who went on to be NFL head coaches. It is an amazing list. The stuff you don't know.

https://tinyurl.com/2au6fyhe
Posted by: lost in space at September 26, 2023 09:22 PM (P+nXg)

Already poorly researched.

Larry Wilson was the head coach for the Arizona Cardinals in 1979? Really? All this time I didn't think they moved there from St. Louis until 1988.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 26, 2023 10:10 PM (8sMut)

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