Gaige Grosskreutz, Who Was Ably Disarmed by Kyle Rittenhouse, Is Struck by an SUV and Dragged Beneath It for 20 Feet

What a terrible thing to happen to such a lovely guy.


The SUV driver was black, so, I dunno. Narrative fail, I guess?

Apparently it was a hit-and-run. So yay for decarceration?

He has changed his name to "Paul Pediger," because he feared people weren't thinking of him as a child predator enough.

In addition to the new moniker and hipster beard disguise, Pediger/Grosskreutz now sports numerous broken bones, cervical spinal damage, a punctured liver, teeth injuries, and a serious case of road rash.

Grosskreutz/Pediger has since launched a GoFundMe site where he is taking tips to help him through these trying times. He doesn't mention he is the infamous subversive who pulled a gun on Rittenhouse and had his arm destroyed.

It takes a heart of stone not to laugh.

I do not have a heart of stone.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:31 PM




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1 God hates Grosskreutz.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:32 PM (0N1h0)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Once a victim, always a victim.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Sometimes it’s just better to not say what you’re thinking…

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 02:33 PM (Hkcdp)

5 nooded, again

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 02:33 PM (CIS44)

6 I nominate this for an ONT Feel Good Story of the Day.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2023 02:34 PM (bhRsz)

7 Gaige Grosskreutz, Who Was Ably Disarmed by Kyle Rittenhouse


ISWYDT

Posted by: Mary Maloney at September 25, 2023 02:34 PM (aD39U)

8 it's spelled Pedoger

Posted by: x at September 25, 2023 02:34 PM (frATP)

9 Seventh

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 25, 2023 02:34 PM (+o6KZ)

10 I like how he jumped on his tippy toes when shot

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2023 02:34 PM (nnp+f)

11 Is there a Peter File here?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

12 Does his Las name mean big crotch?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 25, 2023 02:35 PM (VdGjU)

13 So also one of the Chappell Trap House dudes died. Womp womp.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 02:35 PM (Hkcdp)

14 Sounds like the part that didn't get broke was his arm.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)

15 Looks like that might have hurt a bit.

Good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 02:35 PM (Q4IgG)

16 Shame it wasn't a thousand feet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2023 02:35 PM (q4g6M)

17 for it is written: it is mine to avenge i will repay says THE LORD

Posted by: sound awake at September 25, 2023 02:35 PM (y7zJs)

18 I forget - Is he the wife beater, the tranny, or the wife beating tranny?

Posted by: Wally at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (hqVaF)

19 Leftards - "Another reason to ban SUVs!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (mTwPB)

20 He gets hit....laying in the middle of the road.

No one stops.

Karma. She can be a bitch sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

21 beep beep

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (krqg6)

22 "Oh No"
Anyway.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (dMrQI)

23 Pedeger/Grosskreutz jumped in front of that Black man on purpose!

Posted by: kallisto - it was a set-up, can't you see it?? at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (dCxaZ)

24 Oscar Wilde smiles...

Posted by: Boswell at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (K+UlC)

25 In other news: BLM driver hit and runs after intentionally running over violent felon.

I'm trying to decern if I care and find I'm in the 'don't care' phase.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (vGIR7)

26 Fuck This Guy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (0lY6Y)

27 He has changed his name to "Paul Pediger," because he feared people weren't thinking of him as a child predator enough.


Pediger......because he's a pedophile?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

28 "he is taking tips to help him through these trying times. "

Light yourself on fire and jump in a pool of gasoline. It's therapeutic.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (CJtAX)

29 Was the one armed guy ever charged with a crime? I seem to recall ol Gage was a felon in possessed of a firearm when he got his arn remodeled.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (2YtOq)

30 I hope Rittenhouse sends him some flowers.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (uSHSS)

31 Is there a Peter File here?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023

I don't get it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (q4g6M)

32 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL breathe LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Oh this is just marvelous to hear. Yes, hearing the suffering of the Woke brings tears to my eyes, tears of joy

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (qoLdL)

33 The Rittenhouse video. He gets shot in the arm, then starts doing a little dance like a 4 year old.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

34 gaige grosskreutz is having a rough decade.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (KRtlO)

35 HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (llON8)

36 Hello, Gaige!

Posted by: Karma at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (5fDan)

37 20 feet is pretty far to be dragged. Either the car was going pretty fast, or "not dragging the gimp" was not considered a priority option for the driver.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (xhaym)

38 forget - Is he the wife beater, the tranny, or the wife beating tranny?
Posted by: Wally at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (

Was he the guy who got his arm shot off?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (VdGjU)

39 Sow the seeds of chaos and lawlessness, then reap the results, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)

40 for it is written: it is mine to avenge i will repay says THE LORD

not for anything Your Eminence, but it looks to me like you been asleep at the wheel some

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (dCxaZ)

41 Did this accident tear off his other arm?

Posted by: Curious at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (hirWM)

42 8 it's spelled Pedoger
Posted by: x at September 25, 2023 02:34 PM (frATP)

But pronounced "throat-wobbler mangrove".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (N3zMI)

43 Is there a Peter File here?


Okay that's funny. I don't care who you might be.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 02:38 PM (aD39U)

44 I do not have a heart of stone.

Sadly, mine is 9/10 of the way there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2023 02:38 PM (V8he0)

45 His new name after this is - Gross Crusty Scab

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:38 PM (mTwPB)

46 I'm all broken up about this. Interestingly, watching the video it looks like an intentional hit, no? Or maybe a drunk driver? The driver doesn't even hit the brakes. Just mows him down. So sad.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

47 Grosskreutz/Pediger has since launched a GoFundMe site where he is taking tips to help him through these trying times. He doesn't mention he is the infamous subversive who pulled a gun on Rittenhouse and had his arm destroyed.


Trying times......you built this. You made that happen.

Blow yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

48 "he is taking tips to help him through these trying times. "

Light yourself on fire and jump in a pool of gasoline. It's therapeutic.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2023 02:36 PM (CJtAX)


It'll bring a quick end to his pain and suffering, anyhow.

Though possibly to be replaced with a different type of pain and suffering, but that's not for me to say.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2023 02:38 PM (bhRsz)

49 Hope he felt and will feel much pain from this.
Great news indeed.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 02:38 PM (bWsRe)

50 So Snoop Dawg ran over a commie pinko. Cool.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (pLaQB)

51
I saw the video a couple of days ago, saw the impact, but didn't see where he went. Dragged beneath for 20 feet.

Shame. It wasn't further.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (enJYY)

52 Paul Pediger not Pedoger!!!

Posted by: Pee-Pee at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (krqg6)

53 > I don't get it.

That's how Brits pronounce pedophile. Peter File.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (0N1h0)

54 He is Mr. No-Bicep. And yeah IIRC he was a felon in illegal possession of a firearm.

Wasn't this knob-gobbler suing Kyle in civil court?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (mTwPB)

55 "He has changed his name to "Paul Pediger," because he feared people weren't thinking of him as a child predator enough."

So, the man changes his name so they won't remember him as Gaige, and he gets involved in an incident that publicizes his new name.

Wicked smaht, that guy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (/iWhV)

56 Ladies and gentlemen, the armless...legless...wonder of the 21st Century!

Posted by: Warlord Dilley at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (i7hvJ)

57 Now I smell like a hobo.

Posted by: The Street at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (KRtlO)

58 Carma, dude!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (krqg6)

59 Damn the bad luck!

Anyway...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (YRsIm)

60 I hope Rittenhouse sends him some flowers.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 02:37 PM (uSHSS)


Bananas. They are easy to swallow, but the require at least a working hand and jaw to open, first.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (xhaym)

61 Carma, dude!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (krqg6)

Pretty sure she dances down at The Landing Strip.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (CIS44)

62 Anyone ask Michelle Fields what does she think about this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (mTwPB)

63 That doesn't look bad. Now me, on the other hand...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (hqVaF)

64 I like how the Brits make pedos sound classy by calling them "Paedophiles."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (KRtlO)

65 Now I smell like a hobo.
Posted by: The Street at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (KRtlO)


HA!

I almost spit out my orange.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Car ma.
Oh that's cruel.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (miG2H)

67 I think it's a message Gaige/Paul

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (bs+z0)

68 The thoughts and prayers of the Biden administration iare with Grosscrotch.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (VdGjU)

69 🚗
*Driving along, minding my own business....

*THUMP... THUMP*

"What in the fuck was that!?"

*Puts truck in reverse

*THUMP... thump... looks down at sprawled figure*

"Oh... sorry. Stay out of the road next time."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (Q4IgG)

70 It's worth noting that these are the dumbasses that are the reason all cars and SUVs look almost identical.

Federal pedestrian regulations require certain front-end designs and accommodations in order to "protect" people who are too stupid to not jump out in front of cars, or to not wear black clothes while walking in the middle of the road, or not get drunk and fall in front of traffic.

This man is one of them. It's neat that he did all of the other stuff AND he's the reason cars are bland and unattractive.

https://tinyurl.com/297ox5mn

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (SfD1B)

71 By a black guy, too?

Slap some hot irony to it.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (kjOVp)

72 62 and 63 - love this place

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (Hkcdp)

73 I like how the Brits make pedos sound classy by calling them "Paedophiles."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (KRtlO)



That's better than the German "Kidenfüken."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

74 So, the man changes his name so they won't remember him as Gaige, and he gets involved in an incident that publicizes his new name.

Wicked smaht, that guy.


If you watch the video, the driver was 100% at fault.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (0N1h0)

75 schadenfreude: the deliciously dark and complex joy that weve all felt from time to time upon hearing the news of other peoples misfortunes

Posted by: sound awake at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (y7zJs)

76 Under The New Improved Intersectionality-Focused Law Enforcement Principles, Grosskreutz should be arrested and charged with damaging the victim's car.

He's so low on the intersectionality stack that Opressed People should be able to do anything to him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)

77 I like how the Brits make pedos sound classy by calling them "Paedophiles."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 25, 2023 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
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The "IT Crowd" had a lot of fun with that by featuring a one-episode character named "Peter File."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (YIVH2)

78 I saw the video a couple of days ago, saw the impact, but didn't see where he went. Dragged beneath for 20 feet.

Shame. It wasn't further.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (enJYY)


All joking aside, this is a deeply concerning story. There's no telling what may have happened to that car's bumper and undercarriage.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (bhRsz)

79 Hopefully the driver's vehicle didn't sustain damage. Beyond that, behold my barren field etc etc etc.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (gus5N)

80 Strange Monday!
The Disinformation Expert usually holds all feel-good stories until the Cafe.

Thanks for the uplifting thread DEA!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (vGIR7)

81 If you watch the video, the driver was 100% at fault.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (0N1h0)


I would have thought it was the knock-out game except there was no one in the vehicle filming the hit

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (dCxaZ)

82 All joking aside, this is a deeply concerning story. There's no telling what may have happened to that car's bumper and undercarriage.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (bhRsz)

I'd certainly have it fumigated

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (bs+z0)

83 That's better than the German "Kidenfüken."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think you mean "Kinderfüken"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (YIVH2)

84 Twenty feet of road rash. That’s like getting belt-sanded with 5 grit sandpaper.

Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (Gsry9)

85 74 If you watch the video, the driver was 100% at fault.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (0N1h0)

=======

Incorrect.

The driver was black. Black people are never at fault for anything they do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

86 He's so low on the intersectionality stack that Opressed People should be able to do anything to him.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)

Pedos rank pretty high. We are gonna need a ruling from the High Court of Victimization.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (CIS44)

87 I feel so bad for that guy . . . the SUV driver, I mean. Imagine having to clean Gaige's rancid putrescence off the hood of the truck. Might be better off just selling the truck like that Seinfeld episode with the Indian stench.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

88 IIRC, Grosskreutz also perjured the shit out of himself in the Rittenhouse trial. Wasn't prosecuted, of course. Because the prosecutors were in on the perjury.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 25, 2023 02:43 PM (KRtlO)

89 They maybe washing pedophile from the undercarriage for weeks

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:43 PM (mTwPB)

90
Victim is considered unarmed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 02:43 PM (enJYY)

91 If you watch the video, the driver was 100% at fault.

What a shame.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2023 02:43 PM (V8he0)

92 No mechanic will want to work on the suv because of the Gross smell.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 25, 2023 02:43 PM (VdGjU)

93 I have a heart of stone, and still laughed. Too bad the SUV driver, well, missed taking out the pedo, permanently.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 25, 2023 02:43 PM (7Pnfz)

94 Pediger may want to finally acknowledge that God doesn't want him to leave the house....or mom's basement.

Pediger sound awfully similar to predator, pediatric, pedo...

Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (oiNtH)

95 DeNiro can crank out the guffaw all right. Yay clips!

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (9f0ty)

96 Ladies and gentlemen, the armless...legless...wonder of the 21st Century!
Posted by: Warlord Dilley at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (i7hvJ)


If he was at your front door, you could call him Matt

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (2pH9T)

97 hear that giant sucking sound...thats the whirlwind...

Posted by: sound awake at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (y7zJs)

98 And he was just on his way off to college ... damn shame.

Making Schadenboners Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (pParF)

99 It wouldn't have happened if he was in prison where he belongs.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (MeG8a)

100 ----
I think you mean "Kinderfüken"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (YIVH2)



I blame gaggle translate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Yo bitch get out the way!

Posted by: Muchas buchas at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (aoAzJ)

102 Okay, I watched the video. It's crazy to think that someone is so unaware of anything around him that he would step out like that and be hit by that car.

Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (SfD1B)

103 Any insurance adjuster with a heart will declare that vehicle salvage. Imagine driving around a car with remnants of that piece of shit on it. Yeeeesh.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (bWsRe)

104 There's no telling what may have happened to that car's bumper and undercarriage.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (bhRsz)
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"Customer states" on "Just Rolled In"

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 25, 2023 02:45 PM (2YtOq)

105 Karma who?

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 25, 2023 02:45 PM (0rsFX)

106 The driver was black. Black people are never at fault for anything they do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

I noes dats right!

Posted by: Shemeeka LaToya LeRoys Simpson, Smug Black Gal at September 25, 2023 02:45 PM (0lY6Y)

107 In civil court he's going to accent his new infirmaries to make it look like Kyle did it.

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2023 02:45 PM (miG2H)

108 Too bad the 20 ft. drag wasn't face down.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2023 02:45 PM (e6UQI)

109 True cruelty would ahve been for Mr. No-Bicep to fly into the windshield, get trapped there, driver goes home, parks in the garage, and well someone oh so slowly dies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:46 PM (mTwPB)

110 Finally got the son of a bitch!

Posted by: Richard Kimble at September 25, 2023 02:46 PM (hqVaF)

111 Hey, running over people with your SUV appears to be a sport in Wisconsin. Remember the Christmas parade in Waukesha?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 25, 2023 02:46 PM (7B5FA)

112 Paul Predator shouldn't have sashayed his white supremacy in the middle of the road now should he?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 02:46 PM (XqcwY)

113 Drunk steals golf cart and takes a dog on a joy ride with police in pursuit.

Which one of you was this?

https://youtu.be/PV1hoVtw34g

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (0N1h0)

114 The best part of that video is when the vehicle does that bump..bump thing like it hit a speed bump.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (Wy1BU)

115 Hey, running over people with your SUV appears to be a sport in Wisconsin. Remember the Christmas parade in Waukesha?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 25, 2023 02:46 PM (7B5FA)
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No.

Posted by: MSM at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (2YtOq)

116
If you watch the video, the driver was 100% at fault.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (0N1h0)



The driver jumped the curb to hit him, so yeah, technically it's the driver's fault.

But him jumping the curb to ensure direct contact tells me it was on pupose.

BLaMtifa whitey pissed off the wrong bruvva.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Drunk steals golf cart and takes a dog on a joy ride with police in pursuit.

Which one of you was this?

https://youtu.be/PV1hoVtw34g
Posted by: bonhomme a

I liked the one with the dood in IN that got pulled over for DUI driving a power wheels down the road.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (CIS44)

118 Can we give the driver a medal? Who knows how many kids he saved that day.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (XqcwY)

119 If GrossKreutz was head down on his phone trying to lure a little boy for a meeting...

That SUV driver is a true hero.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (mTwPB)

120 Karma (Carma?) - who do it work?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

121 If he was at your front door, you could call him Matt
Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (2pH9T)

Or Skip if he's water skiing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2023 02:48 PM (q4g6M)

122 Cue Ludacris' MOVE BITCH

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

123 Stop, look and listen, BITCH!

You didn't, yo.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 25, 2023 02:48 PM (ufFY8)

124 Carmageddon comes to life.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 02:48 PM (Q4IgG)

125 The driver must be one of those white nationalist MAGA blacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 02:49 PM (Hkcdp)

126 Drunk steals golf cart and takes a dog on a joy ride with police in pursuit.

Which one of you was this?

https://youtu.be/PV1hoVtw34g
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (0N1h0)



And the 50 cop cars stayed back.......

We're doomed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Gaige "Lefty" Grosskreutz, Who Was Ably Disarmed by Kyle Rittenhouse

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

128 Would Ace eat the jerky made from this guy?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 02:49 PM (pLaQB)

129 Karma is an evil thing sometimes.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein - Just hanging around at September 25, 2023 02:49 PM (qZdIZ)

130 One of the Chapo Trap House guys just became a good commie?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 25, 2023 02:50 PM (2RbL1)

131 Black people are never at fault for anything they do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston

Didja see this?

Black couple blames random white people for brutal injuries they inflicted on their toddler

https://tinyurl.com/3ykcw3hw

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Damn wypipo! Just go into houses and beat toddlers

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at September 25, 2023 02:50 PM (PfInm)

132 Would Ace eat the jerky made from this guy?

Ewoks have standards. Sppederbike Storm Trooper over an open fire. Yum yum.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:50 PM (mTwPB)

133 Ooooh, snap! I read the headline, and just assumed "dead."

But he lived!!!

Kyle Rittenhouse (PBUH) disarmed the Communist pederast, but the Great Patriotic Drunk Driver has also dislivered, distoothed, and dis-spined him.

On this Day of Atonement, I will not laugh.

But tomorrow starts a new litany of sin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 02:50 PM (0FoWg)

134 Carmageddon comes to life.

The left is bringing all sorts of classic dystopias to life...why not this one? https://youtu.be/QyRlA2rrOhE?si=NMA-sj5pKi8sHmZC

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 02:51 PM (XqcwY)

135 Too bad it wasn't an SUV. Those things are killer.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 02:51 PM (pLaQB)

136 For an encore ...

Health authorities in Jamaica over the weekend issued warnings about a dengue fever outbreak with more than 500 suspected or confirmed cases so far.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

137 Ah, the Fair Share argument again.

MopTop says the UAW members deserve a fair share of the value they helped create. How much is that fair share? Democrat-proposed fair shares of anything are never, ever defined.

Also, she says Joe is NOT interfering in the contract negotiations when he joins the workers on the picket line. He is simply showing his solidarity with the workers.

Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 02:52 PM (5fDan)

138 I picture the scene in the road warrior with the falling off the semi and getting pancaked.. imagining it's this dude..and I laugh.

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 25, 2023 02:52 PM (/6GbT)

139 Their two-year-old son was allegedly run over by Gates when he was backing out with his vehicle, but the couple blamed it on an "unknown white couple," according to police. Martinez and Gates are both black…

According to authorities, Gates told them that a car driven by an unknown white female and male had pulled out of a parking spot at the Maverick on Maurine Apartments on Ridgeway and hit his son as he and his family were getting into their car.


Years ago there was some story like this from...Boston? White guy murdered his wife, blamed it on a random black guy.

And...for 20 years this was held up as anti-black racism.

So...how is this different? Other then the races being reversed

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (XqcwY)

140 At this rate, GrossKreutz will need the Captain Pike wheelchair.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (mTwPB)

141 If this is reparations then lets have more of it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (pLaQB)

142 Years ago there was some story like this from...Boston? White guy murdered his wife, blamed it on a random black guy.

And...for 20 years this was held up as anti-black racism.

So...how is this different? Other then the races being reversed
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (XqcwY)

It's different cause shut up rayciss

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (CIS44)

143 There's no telling what may have happened to that car's bumper and undercarriage.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 25, 2023 02:41 PM (bhRsz)
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"Hey, while you're under there, could you check to see where the oil is leaking from?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

144 Maybe we can all chip to get him a bicycle and a place at a Las Vegas rehab centre??

https://tinyurl.com/4zsfmjbc

Nitter link because video is probably age-censored at Xtwitter. 50 seconds; violence

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (krqg6)

145 133 Ooooh, snap! I read the headline, and just assumed "dead."

But he lived!!!

Kyle Rittenhouse (PBUH) disarmed the Communist pederast, but the Great Patriotic Drunk Driver has also dislivered, distoothed, and dis-spined him.

On this Day of Atonement, I will not laugh.

But tomorrow starts a new litany of sin.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 02:50 PM (0FoWg)
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I laughed. I'm under no atonement restrictions today.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

146 Was the driver drunk/high or was this BLM up to its normal antics?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 02:53 PM (XqcwY)

147 >>Drunk steals golf cart and takes a dog on a joy ride with police in pursuit.

The was the slowest police chase I've ever seen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

148 Health authorities in Jamaica over the weekend issued warnings about a dengue fever outbreak with more than 500 suspected or confirmed cases so far.
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This sounds like fun. Any chance Yellow Fever will be next?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 02:54 PM (pLaQB)

149 NATIONAL QUESADILLA DAY

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)

150 111 Hey, running over people with your SUV appears to be a sport in Wisconsin. Remember the Christmas parade in Waukesha?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 25, 2023 02:46 PM (7B5FA)

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We've done our best to make sure that people's answer to that is "No."

Posted by: MSM at September 25, 2023 02:54 PM (a/dOO)

151 Fucking unwelcome pedo...

Posted by: Catalytic Converter at September 25, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY8)

152 64 I like how the Brits make pedos sound classy by calling them "Paedophiles."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Only until they receive their Knights Bachelor, and then they are simply referred to as "Sir."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 25, 2023 02:55 PM (Oa8QZ)

153 The was the slowest police chase I've ever seen.

A certain Star Wars movie holds that record.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:55 PM (mTwPB)

154 Matt Christman from Chapo Trap House had a stroke. I am not one to celebrate the death of people but . . . It is a terrible loss to the progressive podcast community.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 02:55 PM (Hkcdp)

155 95 .. 95 .. 95

Posted by: John Fetterman at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

156 Health authorities in Jamaica over the weekend issued warnings about a dengue fever outbreak with more than 500 suspected or confirmed cases so far.
Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

Don't worry. Be happy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

157 > MopTop says the UAW members deserve a fair share of the value they helped create. How much is that fair share?

Straight up commie talking points.

Their fair share is the wage and benefits they negotiated when they were hired. Period. If at any time they were unhappy with their pay and benefits, they were free to ask for a raise or find another job.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (0N1h0)

158 Ah, the Fair Share argument again.

MopTop says the UAW members deserve a fair share of the value they helped create. How much is that fair share? Democrat-proposed fair shares of anything are never, ever defined.

Also, she says Joe is NOT interfering in the contract negotiations when he joins the workers on the picket line. He is simply showing his solidarity with the workers.
Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 02:52 PM (5fDan)
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"Fair share" = Marxism 2.0 argument.

And F. Joe isn't showing his "solidarity" - another Marxist trope - with them. He's pandering for votes, obviously.

Either that or he thought he was joining the line for ice cream.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (eHo56)

159 Beep Beep Mother****er

Posted by: The Little SUV That Could at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (Vu7A1)

160 He has changed his name to "Paul Pediger,"

Pedo Paul? Is it OUR Paul?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (O+BhX)

161 146 We'll know if it was BLM up to their usual antics by the lack of any other explaination.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (mp+tE)

162 I can't imagine why there's a police shortage in California when you're not even allowed to stop a golf cart in traffic.

They are paid to leave their balls at home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Victory Is At Hand!

It is “russia” not “Russia.”

Ukraine’s National Commission for State Language Standards has ruled that writing “Russia” in lowercase letters is no longer an error.


Take That, Putin!

https://tinyurl.com/ycxm4dyk

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (2tUFv)

164 Did the drive yell "This is MAGA Country" ?

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

165 Only until they receive their Knights Bachelor, and then they are simply referred to as "Sir."
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Or Bishop.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (pLaQB)

166 Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

167 I'm just lost

Posted by: Joseph Force Crater at September 25, 2023 02:57 PM (RHGPo)

168 The was the slowest police chase I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)


There was one where some guy stole a backhoe and apparently couldn't get it out of low-low . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 02:57 PM (xhaym)

169 Ukraine’s National Commission for State Language Standards has ruled that writing “Russia” in lowercase letters is no longer an error.

Take That, Putin!
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Wow. That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 02:57 PM (pLaQB)

170 #115, 150, Horde Mind strikes again.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 25, 2023 02:57 PM (a/dOO)

171 126 Drunk steals golf cart and takes a dog on a joy ride with police in pursuit.

Which one of you was this?

https://youtu.be/PV1hoVtw34g
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:47 PM (0N1h0)

And the 50 cop cars stayed back.......

We're doomed.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

======••====

(In my best John Wayne impression) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14 cops? You must think I am a real dangerous man.

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 02:57 PM (ZgtkP)

172 BLM racists to the right of me, the ground to the left of me...and me stuck here with you

Posted by: Paul Predator singing to the muffler at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (XqcwY)

173 Pediger has since launched a GoFundMe site where he is taking tips to help him through these trying times.

Tips... just the head?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (s/jXJ)

174 Break out the liferafts

Posted by: Lloyd Bucher at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

175 Which one of you was this?

https://youtu.be/PV1hoVtw34g
Posted by: bonhomme

LOL. Wow, how drunk are you to drive a golf cart down a busy city street with your dog not beside you, but you have him on your lap? The dog looked very happy with police after his owner was pulled over. Kind of like "Shit, thank you guys, Normally he's not that fucked up but tonight, whooohoo!"

Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

176 Ukraine’s National Commission for State Language Standards has ruled that writing “Russia” in lowercase letters is no longer an error.

Take That, Putin!
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But are they capitalizing 'black?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

177 Grosskreutz/Pediger (Pedoger?) is apparently the Rasputin of Antifa.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (aBJcM)

178 Joseph Rosenbaum was the pedophile that Kyle heroically shot and killed. Gaige was just a run-of-the-mill criminal. I don't think he was convicted of a sex crime.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

179 163 Victory Is At Hand!

It is “russia” not “Russia.”

Ukraine’s National Commission for State Language Standards has ruled that writing “Russia” in lowercase letters is no longer an error.

Take That, Putin!

https://tinyurl.com/ycxm4dyk
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 25, 2023 02:56 PM (2tUFv)

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I remember lessons in school about how WWI posters that demonized Germans as Huns was racism and a reason that the war was bad.

I wonder if the efforts to dehumanize Russians fall under similar criteria.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

180 >>Drunk steals golf cart and takes a dog on a joy ride with police in pursuit.
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I like that the first intersection the golf cart dude approaches is "Victory Dr."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (bNf8H)

181 Here's a tip: look both ways before crossing the street Paul.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 25, 2023 02:59 PM (xT7BI)

182 173 Pediger has since launched a GoFundMe site where he is taking tips to help him through these trying times.

Tips... just the head?
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Tip of Pediger: look both ways.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 02:59 PM (pLaQB)

183 That'll buff right out.
[ ] talking to car owner
[ ] talking to Pedoger
[✔️] both

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 02:59 PM (krqg6)

184 I remember lessons in school about how WWI posters that demonized Germans as Huns was racism and a reason that the war was bad.

The only reason we attacked Japan in WWII was xenophobia and racism

Posted by: Tom Hanks at September 25, 2023 02:59 PM (XqcwY)

185 Gaige Grosskreutz hasn't been blown up yet

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 25, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

186 It's legal for a nine year old to drive a golf cart on the street. It's a DUI for a middle aged man to drive that same golf cart on the street after having a beer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 02:59 PM (WaWnY)

187 The story of the guy who stole a tank in So. CA was slower. The tank was going about 2mph, crushing cars all along the way.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (MeG8a)

188 A certain Star Wars movie holds that record.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 02:55 PM (mTwPB)


In the movie Tootsie, they referred to the time they filmed a car chase live in Manhattan, and were doing fine in traffic but the lead and pursuit cars wound up stopping at every stoplight during the "chase"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (xhaym)

189 It was Charles Stewart who murdered his wife and the whole thing was awful.
Yes, blaming someone of a different race for your killing to stoke up the angry mobs is a horrid thing to do - we’ve just become so used to it with all the fake hate crimes …

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (Hkcdp)

190 So in this civil suit, will the judge now rule that GrossKreitz has no standing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (mTwPB)

191 Wow. That's gonna leave a mark.

Obviously time to start referring to "The Ukraine" again.

(This mirrors a dispute in Slavic languages whether you should use a proposition that implies that Ukraine is a separate area, or a proposition that implies that Ukraine is part of a larger area.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (2tUFv)

192 Oh damn the video I seen yesterday of him being used as a speed bump didn't show that much! LMFAO, that was awesome. The mist from his bicep getting vaporized at close range with the AR was pretty good too.

Posted by: JROD at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (IlL6s)

193 >>LOL. Wow, how drunk are you to drive a golf cart down a busy city street with your dog not beside you, but you have him on your lap?

Maybe stealing the golf cart was the dog's idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

194 This asshole was an armed "medic" during the protests.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (rJ48h)

195 >>> MopTop says the UAW members deserve a fair share of the value they helped create.
====================
Biden policy is for all those UAW jobs to go away, preferably within the next two or three years, thanks to government cafe regulations that will force electric vehicles on an unwilling public.

Hey UAW! This is Biden's actual, announced GOAL.

The best the UAW can hope for is that those cars will be assembled in Mexico, because all of the key parts will be made in China.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 03:01 PM (QpPZM)

196 How fast was the Killdozer guy going?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 03:01 PM (Hkcdp)

197 Did y'all see that the Mayo Clinic finally begrudgingly admitted Hydroxychloroquine may be used to treat coronavirus "in certain hospital patients."

https://is.gd/2OCWjL

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 03:01 PM (0N1h0)

198 186 It's legal for a nine year old to drive a golf cart on the street. It's a DUI for a middle aged man to drive that same golf cart on the street after having a beer.
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So drunks are limited to riding lawnmowers?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:01 PM (pLaQB)

199 Remember the Christmas parade in Waukesha?

The what?
- MSM

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:01 PM (qCzWU)

200 So was the golf cart guy a bum that was figuring out an easy way to get three hots and a cot for a few weeks?

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 03:01 PM (WaWnY)

201 {175} ... LOL. Wow, how drunk are you to drive a golf cart down a busy city street with your dog not beside you, but you have him on your lap? ...

Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (oiNtH)


He didn't put it into a river, so not Ted Kennedy drunk.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 25, 2023 03:01 PM (qPw5n)

202 197 Did y'all see that the Mayo Clinic finally begrudgingly admitted Hydroxychloroquine may be used to treat coronavirus "in certain hospital patients."
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Where are they on Ivermectin?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:02 PM (pLaQB)

203 Any insurance adjuster with a heart will declare that vehicle salvage. Imagine driving around a car with remnants of that piece of shit on it. Yeeeesh.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 02:44 PM (bWsRe)
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Are you kidding? That guy's a celebrity. He could make a fortune selling tickets to allow people to sit in the driver's seat while they watch video of the whole thing, or displaying the SUV at state fairs, CPAC, etc. It'd be a gold mine!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:02 PM (eHo56)

204 So drunks are limited to riding lawnmowers?

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I assume you'd get a DUI for that, too.

The nine year old could still legally drive it. Because reasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 03:02 PM (WaWnY)

205 176 Ukraine’s National Commission for State Language Standards has ruled that writing “Russia” in lowercase letters is no longer an error.

Take That, Putin!
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But are they capitalizing 'black?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Any country that has a “National Commission for State Language Standards” does not, in fact, have a Precious Democracy to defend against bad guys… what a farce is Ukraine…

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

206 How about a Go Find Me for the driver that ran him over?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 25, 2023 03:02 PM (51phj)

207 Fuck the UAW and shit products they make. What I honestly do not understand is why anyone buys their shit in the first place. Do people like driving garbage products? Is it a weird fetish?

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:03 PM (qCzWU)

208 I'm waiting for some enterprising journalist reporter to ask Kyle Rittenhouse for his reaction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:03 PM (eHo56)

209 Maybe next time Gage looks before ambling, err, rolling, now, into the street.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 25, 2023 03:03 PM (2YtOq)

210 Ukraine’s National Commission for State Language Standards has ruled that writing “Russia” in lowercase letters is no longer an error.

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Yeah, well February 24, 2022 is now the official beginning of our new era in the millennium of our Lord. 0 AZ.

Posted by: US National Bureau of Standards at September 25, 2023 03:03 PM (0FoWg)

211 195 >>> MopTop says the UAW members deserve a fair share of the value they helped create.
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Has anyone asked MopTop what the Biden administration is doing to reforest Haiti?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:03 PM (pLaQB)

212 I think Lefty was in legal trouble for domestic violence, not kiddie-diddling. Same with the guy who got his ticket punched at the same time. The first guy the Kenosha Kid shot was the convicted pedo.

Posted by: PabloD at September 25, 2023 03:03 PM (x0uJo)

213 The extra twist I heard about this story is that there was another vehicle waiting for him to cross, but the hit-and-run driver swerved around it in impatience and struck him.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 25, 2023 03:03 PM (rKbFS)

214

There is a great pic of his bicep literally exploding.

Never saw that before. It blowed up good REAL GOOD.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 25, 2023 03:04 PM (UCNv1)

215 So in this civil suit, will the judge now rule that GrossKreitz has no standing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (mTwPB)

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Heh. During the ceremony where F. Joe presents him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Biden will say "Stand up, Gaige" as he drools in his wheelchair.

And after finally realizing his mistake, follow that with "Oh, God love ya ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 25, 2023 03:04 PM (7jdv+)

216 Any country that has a “National Commission for State Language Standards” does not, in fact, have a Precious Democracy to defend against bad guys

Ahem.

Posted by: Fwance! at September 25, 2023 03:04 PM (2tUFv)

217 Kyle's lawyer - "My client has no comment."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:04 PM (mTwPB)

218 Grosskreutz has Summer Teeth. Some are here, Some are not.

Posted by: CORN POP at September 25, 2023 03:04 PM (2znMt)

219 {202} Where are they on Ivermectin?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:02 PM (pLaQB)


Neigh Neigh!

Posted by: Mayo Clinic at September 25, 2023 03:04 PM (qPw5n)

220 This asshole was an armed "medic" during the protests.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (rJ48h)
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Before he was "disarmed."

It's great to start the week with such a feel-good story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:04 PM (eHo56)

221 Ukraine’s National Commission for State Language Standards has ruled that writing “Russia” in lowercase letters is no longer an error.

Take That, Putin!

-

I guess once you outlaw churches and opposition political parties and the military that we're funding declares that American journalists will be assassinated then you've got to start grasping for the small stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (WaWnY)

222 Yep

None of the three Kyle popped were upstanding members of the LOCAL community.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (mTwPB)

223 216 Any country that has a “National Commission for State Language Standards” does not, in fact, have a Precious Democracy to defend against bad guys

Ahem.
Posted by: Fwance! at September 25, 2023 03:04 PM (2tUFv)

I rest my case…

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (PCK5/)

224 I like that the first intersection the golf cart dude approaches is "Victory Dr."
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (bNf8H)

And the golf cart was stolen from SECURITY.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (OX9vb)

225 I thought this was the guy that had choked out his girlfriend.

Posted by: the dandy at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (w83EC)

226 Which one of you was this?

https://youtu.be/PV1hoVtw34g
Posted by: bonhomme

30 cops to arrest a drunk in a golf cart?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (Oa8QZ)

227 How about a Go Find Me for the driver that ran him over?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 25, 2023 03:02 PM (51phj)

They're outsourcing everything now.

Posted by: Milwaukee PD at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (0FoWg)

228
Hope there is little or no damage to the SUV.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (t6XCL)

229 The extra twist I heard about this story is that there was another vehicle waiting for him to cross, but the hit-and-run driver swerved around it in impatience and struck him.

Posted by: Halfhand

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But I thought the driver was a black guy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (WaWnY)

230 o in this civil suit, will the judge now rule that GrossKreitz has no standing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM (mTwPB)
________________

Court reporter: "Raise your right hand ... oh ... sorry. Not sorry."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (eHo56)

231 > So drunks are limited to riding lawnmowers?

Nope. You'll get a DUI on a lawnmower too. I've even seen video of a drunk guy on a horse getting a DUI.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (0N1h0)

232 226 Which one of you was this?

https://youtu.be/PV1hoVtw34g
Posted by: bonhomme

30 cops to arrest a drunk in a golf cart?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (Oa8QZ)


Was Yakety Sax playing in the video??

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (PCK5/)

233 Is it okay to root for flesh eating bacteria in this case? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (cot+J)

234 30 cops to arrest a drunk in a golf cart?

How many banks and Quik-Marts got robbed during this? The golf cart was a distraction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (mTwPB)

235 The Assault SUV must have really wanted to hit him. I think he was *behind* the darker car that comes into frame.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (amJF4)

236 Karma is going to get you

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (fwDg9)

237 UAE deserves a “fair share” of what they helped create?

They negotiated ample salaries. If they wanted stock options instead the could have bargained for that (or may have and failed?).

Employment =/= Ownership, dudes

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (Hkcdp)

238 The extra twist I heard about this story is that there was another vehicle waiting for him to cross, but the hit-and-run driver swerved around it in impatience and struck him.

Posted by: Halfhand
______________

"Hey, wait your turn, goddamnit! I was just waiting to get a good angle on him!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (eHo56)

239 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: 11,000 migrant encounters reported in last 24 hours, a historic high: U.S. Customs and Border Protection rb.gy/pta58

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (krqg6)

240 231 > So drunks are limited to riding lawnmowers?

Nope. You'll get a DUI on a lawnmower too. I've even seen video of a drunk guy on a horse getting a DUI.
---------------
Dam, drunks get it coming and going.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (pLaQB)

241 It was Charles Stewart who murdered his wife and the whole thing was awful.
Yes, blaming someone of a different race for your killing to stoke up the angry mobs is a horrid thing to do - we’ve just become so used to it with all the fake hate crimes …
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 03:00 PM


Now there's a local blast from the past.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (FVJNG)

242 I'm waiting for some enterprising journalist reporter to ask Kyle Rittenhouse for his reaction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:03 PM (eHo56)

---------

They'd have to pixelate Kyle's crotch in the video of that.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (7jdv+)

243 > 30 cops to arrest a drunk in a golf cart?
___________

Wasted white guy and dog. Safe bet. Been another race and there wouldn't have been a cop within a mile.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

244 The Horde - wishing a full and speedy recovery for the SUV.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (mTwPB)

245 195 >>> MopTop says the UAW members deserve a fair share of the value they helped create.
====================
Biden policy is for all those UAW jobs to go away, preferably within the next two or three years, thanks to government cafe regulations that will force electric vehicles on an unwilling public.

Hey UAW! This is Biden's actual, announced GOAL.

The best the UAW can hope for is that those cars will be assembled in Mexico, because all of the key parts will be made in China.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 03:01 PM (QpPZM)


How long until the Democrats tell all the laid-off ICE-car building UAW workers to learn to code, or go train to be a highly-paid worker installing weather-stripping on doors and windows? 2030? The day after they steal the 2024 election?

Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 03:08 PM (5fDan)

246 Think the vehicle is for sale?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 25, 2023 03:08 PM (51phj)

247 ABC on their own poll: A hypothetical vote-preference question 14 months before an election is predictive of nothing

..

LOL

Even better: Among 18- to 35-year-olds, Trump has a slight 53-38% advantage

15 points is a slight lead.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at September 25, 2023 03:08 PM (LccS3)

248 But then again, who cares?

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at September 25, 2023 03:08 PM (W+TLY)

249 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: 11,000 migrant encounters reported in last 24 hours, a historic high: U.S. Customs and Border Protection rb.gy/pta58
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM

+++++++

That's a whole lot of buses to New York Shitty.

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:09 PM (5Tepl)

250 In some states you can get cited for drunk walking.
There was a guy who knew he was too blotto to drive the 4 blocks back to his house. So he left his car at the bar and was weaving his way back home and got cited.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 25, 2023 03:09 PM (MeG8a)

251
BREAKING: 11,000 migrant encounters reported in last 24 hours, a historic high

The border is closed.

Posted by: K.J. "Dirty" Pierre at September 25, 2023 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

252 Zelenskyy has also shutdown all non-state media outlets. So much easier to control the language that way, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 03:09 PM (Hkcdp)

253 Nope. You'll get a DUI on a lawnmower too. I've even seen video of a drunk guy on a horse getting a DUI.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (0N1h0)

Knew a guy we called Joe Palooka who got a DUI on his bicycle way before anyone ever heard of the fascist MADD, GLADD, DADD and SADD.

Joe Palooka also used to wear overalls all the time with a hole where his ding dong would flop out once in awhile while he was talking to ya.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 03:09 PM (0lY6Y)

254 177 Grosskreutz/Pediger (Pedoger?) is apparently the Rasputin of Antifa.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 25, 2023 02:58 PM (aBJcM)

*checks notes*

I think he still has to be beaten with chains, drowned and his throat slit to go...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

255 So drunks are limited to riding lawnmowers?

Nope. You'll get a DUI on a lawnmower too. I've even seen video of a drunk guy on a horse getting a DUI.
---------------
Dam, drunks get it coming and going.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Didnt get a DUI but I have been pulled over on a lawnmower I was driving to the neighbors house to return it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:09 PM (CIS44)

256 Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News, moderated by Sean Hannity.

Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (b/PBX)

257 1 God hates Grosskreutz.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:32 PM (0N1h0)

God Is Good.

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (5Tepl)

258 In a free country, a golf cart would be legal on any city street (say, under 25mph) without license or registration.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (Oa8QZ)

259 Sorry if I got the pederasts mixed up with the wife beaters. Whoops.

As someone who doesn't rape kids or beat women, sometimes I lose track about which kind of society beleaguering deviance some given Communist is in to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (0FoWg)

260 Nope. You'll get a DUI on a lawnmower too. I've even seen video of a drunk guy on a horse getting a DUI.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (0N1h0)



But the horse was driving!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (aD39U)

261 @254 you forgot poisoned

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (cot+J)

262 244 The Horde - wishing a full and speedy recovery for the SUV.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:07 PM (mTwPB)

I'd spring for the Zeibart coating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

263 UAW's leadership sees Pelosi, Biden, Podesta, etc. as their peers-not the dumbfucks on the shop floor.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (rJ48h)

264 225 I thought this was the guy that had choked out his girlfriend.
Posted by: the dandy at September 25, 2023 03:05 PM (w83EC)

That was Anthony Huber. Gaige was just a run-of-the-mill criminal. I don't think he was convicted of a sex crime. Joseph Rosenbaum was the pedophile that Kyle heroically shot and killed.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

265 256 Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News, moderated by Sean Hannity.
Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (b/PBX)

Wow!!! That sounds really… awful..

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:11 PM (PCK5/)

266 Black SUV driver: "Gotcha!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:11 PM (eHo56)

267 > Joe Palooka also used to wear overalls all the time with a hole where his ding dong would flop out once in awhile while he was talking to ya.

"Accidentally" flashing my dong is my fetish.

Posted by: Joe Palooka at September 25, 2023 03:11 PM (0N1h0)

268 Yay, a feel good story.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

269 That was Anthony Huber. Gaige was just a run-of-the-mill criminal. I don't think he was convicted of a sex crime. Joseph Rosenbaum was the pedophile that Kyle heroically shot and killed.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

A run of the mill criminal who decided to attack someone whom God had his eye on that night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

270 Nope. You'll get a DUI on a lawnmower too. I've even seen video of a drunk guy on a horse getting a DUI.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (0N1h0)


But the horse was driving!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


In OK you wont get one on a horse because in the cop's words "The horse knows its way home"

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:12 PM (CIS44)

271 In a free country, being drunk on a horse or golf cart - where you can do no harm to anyone, or at least no more harm than guy in an electric wheelchair - would not be a crime beyond public drunkenness.

But the cops get their DUI bonus, and the local bar needs work, so they make it a major and expensive crime.l

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 25, 2023 03:12 PM (Oa8QZ)

272 Aetius

Plus poisoned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16y1AkoZkmQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:12 PM (mTwPB)

273 Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News, moderated by Sean Hannity.
Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (b/PBX)

***

Why

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 25, 2023 03:12 PM (ZV+pB)

274 266 Black SUV driver: "Gotcha!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:11 PM (eHo56)

'20 points!'

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

275 Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News, moderated by Sean Hannity.
Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (b/PBX)


In a debate between with a man who is inartful and sometimes inarticulate, and a man with nothing to meaningful to say, they chose a moderator who won't shut up.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 03:13 PM (xhaym)

276 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
JUST IN - Mass exodus of Karabakh Armenians as Armenia warns of ethnic cleansing risk
Leonid ХВ Ragozin [video]

https://tinyurl.com/3hnxcnnr
13 seconds

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
UPDATES - Thousands flee into Armenia after Azerbaijan retakes enclave

Thousands of refugees from Nagorno-Karabakh streamed into Armenia on Monday, as the leaders of Azerbaijan and ally Turkey hailed Baku’s victory over the rebel enclave at a summit.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 03:13 PM (krqg6)

277
Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News, moderated by Sean Hannity.

Another sign of how irrelevant Fox News has become.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 03:13 PM (enJYY)

278 259 Sorry if I got the pederasts mixed up with the wife beaters. Whoops.

As someone who doesn't rape kids or beat women, sometimes I lose track about which kind of society beleaguering deviance some given Communist is in to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (0FoWg)
_________

See my comment above. I think we're all mixing up antifa criminals. Spotters Guide to Scum Shot By Kyle:

Anthony Huber beat up his girlfriend

Joseph Rosenbaum raped little boys

Gaige was just a run-of-the-mill criminal. I don't think he was convicted of a sex crime.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

279
Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News

Why?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 03:13 PM (63Dwl)

280 Also, she says Joe is NOT interfering in the contract negotiations when he joins the workers on the picket line. He is simply showing his solidarity with the workers.
Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 02:52 PM (5fDan)

I hope there's scuffling, and maybe a riot.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 25, 2023 03:14 PM (OX9vb)

281 Anyone keeping me employed is a great American!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 25, 2023 03:14 PM (0N1h0)

282 Did you need a drivers license to ride a horse or carriage on a public road? No. Automobiles came along and the gov. took the opportunity to steal our freedom of travel without their permission. Bah.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 25, 2023 03:15 PM (Oa8QZ)

283 256 Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News, moderated by Sean Hannity.
Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (b/PBX)

==========

Sean begins his monologue. ...

(An Hour Later). "And now, on to the debate! Oh, I am sorry Governors, we are all out of time. I hope you can come back soon to the Sean Hannity Show."

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:15 PM (5Tepl)

284 Anyone keeping me employed is a great American!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 25, 2023 03:14 PM (0N1h0)

It's Top Men all the way down
-Sean Hannity

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:15 PM (CIS44)

285 I hope there's scuffling, and maybe a riot.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 25, 2023 03:14 PM (OX9vb)

There were riot bullets used in the Thompson submachine gun for breaking up riots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

286 off topic, maybe something for later, seen at zero hedge:

While Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) campaigns for a Senate seat on a platform of earmarks for local causes, the 12-term Congressman has been busted steering millions in taxpayer dollars to for-profit defense contractors, many of whom have been political donors to his campaigns.

[i don't even know if this counts as minor misconduct for a dem from the house of reps]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 25, 2023 03:15 PM (B1FKF)

287 I'd spring for the Zeibart coating.

Four more confirmed and he becomes an ace.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2023 03:16 PM (ptElO)

288 Hey, Lefty, having any second thoughts about BLM now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:16 PM (eHo56)

289 We get to see him shot AND run over? Bonus.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

290 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - UK police say probing multiple sex assault claims after Russell Brand revelation

[London Metropolitan Police.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 03:17 PM (krqg6)

291 53 > I don't get it.

That's how Brits pronounce pedophile. Peter File.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 02:39 PM (0N1h0)

I did not know that.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2023 03:17 PM (SpRPx)

292 Goosey should be on his knees with gratitude for Rittenhouse's amazing trigger-discipline that he ONLY got shot in the arm.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 25, 2023 03:17 PM (hwQUl)

293 > In a free country, a golf cart would be legal on any city street (say, under 25mph) without license or registration.
__________

Been to Palm Springs? Back in the mid-2000's my wife and I went there several times. Across the street from the hotel was a popular locals bar. About 5-7 totally decked out, fancy golf carts parked on the curb every night.

One was modeled after a Mercedes coupe. Red. With doors and windows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 03:18 PM (Q4IgG)

294 Dum-dum bullets for Dummies???

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:18 PM (mTwPB)

295 Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News

Why?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
......

Gavin got a new hair stylist?

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

296 Goosey should be on his knees with gratitude for Rittenhouse's amazing trigger-discipline that he ONLY got shot in the arm.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 25, 2023 03:17 PM (hwQUl)


Was that the shot where he rack and tap? Or was that the one to the skater?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:19 PM (aD39U)

297 maybe chris christie can debate marianne williamson. cream filling or jelly? sprinkles or powdered sugar?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 25, 2023 03:19 PM (B1FKF)

298 74 266 Black SUV driver: "Gotcha!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:11 PM (eHo56)

'20 points!'

I denounce myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 03:12 PM (zZu0s)
_______________

If he were driving a Mercedes SUV he could've used the hood ornament as a reticle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:19 PM (eHo56)

299 Nikki vs RFK Jr.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

300 If he were driving a Mercedes SUV he could've used the hood ornament as a reticle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:19 PM (eHo56)

Just like the Germans...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

301
Nope. You'll get a DUI on a lawnmower too. I've even seen video of a drunk guy on a horse getting a DUI.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2023 03:06 PM (0N1h0)


But the horse was driving!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (aD39U)


Depends on if the reins are in your hand or not.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2023 03:20 PM (n+4am)

302 Mercedes number one!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:20 PM (aD39U)

303 He's almost a good Communist. Almost.

Posted by: William KnifeMan at September 25, 2023 03:20 PM (N/oGZ)

304 Every so often, we are privileged to witness karma in real time.

Today is one of those rare days.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 25, 2023 03:21 PM (Mzdiz)

305 Gavin got a new hair stylist?
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:18 PM (v0R5T)
_____________

He's coming out against fossil fuels, such as oil and grease. He's now going to use only silicone on his hair.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:21 PM (eHo56)

306
280 Also, she says Joe is NOT interfering in the contract negotiations when he joins the workers on the picket line. He is simply showing his solidarity with the workers.
Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 02:52 PM (5fDan)

I hope there's scuffling, and maybe a riot.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 25, 2023 03:14 PM (OX9vb)

--------

I will settle for a picket line that crosses a few curbs and maybe a median between the driving lanes.

I really hope one of the picketers takes pity on Tapioca Joe and holds his arm as he shuffles along the picket lines.

That will be a great visual.

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:21 PM (9dSHc)

307 Depends on if the reins are in your hand or not.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2023 03:20 PM (n+4am)



My experience with my sister's horse was that the reigns were, at most, a suggestion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:21 PM (aD39U)

308 Luftwaffe fighters used a Revi reflector gun sight, no ring and bead sights.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:22 PM (mTwPB)

309 Gees, I can't believe I didn't get "disarmed" for so long.

That kinda joke is right up my alley. Bravo ace.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 25, 2023 03:23 PM (XApSs)

310 My experience with my sister's horse was that the reigns were, at most, a suggestion.
---------------
I've ridden horses like that. They be crazy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:23 PM (pLaQB)

311 OT: Western US Braces For Loss Of Solar-Powered Generation During Solar Eclipse


Speaking of how it would take a heart of stone not to laugh

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 03:23 PM (xhaym)

312 Why is DeathSantis debating Jehri Curl? I do not understand DS's strategy in the least. From the timing of his announcement, to his stumbling out of the gate, to agreeing to this debate. He was so disciplined in the governor campaign. I think he's getting some terrible advice from "consultants."

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 25, 2023 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

313 Why?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 25, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

314 SUV is undefeated.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (x2xJw)

315 Why?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 25, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Senator, come get your niece.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (CIS44)

316 Apropos of absolutely nothing, dazed and confused was released 30 years ago yesterday.

Alright alright alright.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (qCzWU)

317 So what are the medical problems with liquid silicone being applied to the scalp?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (mTwPB)

318 I've ridden horses like that. They be crazy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:23 PM (pLaQB)


"A horse is like a dirt bike with a mind of its own, a tendency to panic and a dreadful fear of plastic bags"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (xhaym)

319 Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News, moderated by Sean Hannity.
Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (b/PBX)



How will either get a word in?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

320 I've ridden horses like that. They be crazy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:23 PM (pLaQB)



Yeah, Tony was a mean jumper who didn't appreciate a full sized guy riding him. He would step on your foot while you were saddling him, or bite you if you turned your back.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (aD39U)

321 312 Why is DeathSantis debating Jehri Curl? I do not understand DS's strategy in the least. From the timing of his announcement, to his stumbling out of the gate, to agreeing to this debate. He was so disciplined in the governor campaign. I think he's getting some terrible advice from "consultants."
-----------
Are his consultants Bush double agents?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (pLaQB)

322 I bless the reigns down in Africa.

Posted by: Toto at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (hWTWa)

323 Seriously considering trying to start a Give Send Go for the driver

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 25, 2023 03:25 PM (51phj)

324 The doggeh in the golf cart looked happy.
He still looked happy in police custody.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at September 25, 2023 03:25 PM (s/jXJ)

325 314 SUV is undefeated.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (x2xJw)
_________________

League standings

Kyle Rittenhouse
SUV - 1 game back
Lefty - in the cellar

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (eHo56)

326 Always love the DiNero cackle in Cape Fear.

Posted by: RM at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (0eYOS)

327 Drunk steals golf cart and takes a dog on a joy ride with police in pursuit.
Wow, the cops didn't shoot the dog. I'm shocked...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (XMwZJ)

328
Joe Palooka also used to wear overalls all the time with a hole where his ding dong would flop out once in awhile while he was talking to ya.

"Accidentally" flashing my dong is my fetish.
Posted by: Joe Palooka at September 25, 2023 03:11 PM (0N1h0)



If you did it in Great Britain, it wouldn't be thought of too badly, if you were from the right family. GB's greatest prankster Horace de Vere Cole was fond of walking around London with his dingus hanging out of his pants, but his real claim to fame was as the perpetrator of The Dreadnought Hoax of 1910.

But you know, fuckin' Limeys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (n+4am)

329 183 That'll buff right out.
[ ] talking to car owner
[ ] talking to Pedoger
[✔️] both
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 02:59 PM (krqg6)

heh

Posted by: m at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (SpRPx)

330 Governors Newsom and DeSantis will debate Nov. 30th on Fox News, moderated by Sean Hannity.
Posted by: 13times at September 25, 2023 03:10 PM (b/PBX)
.......

Whoever advised Ron to do this should be fired immediately.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

331 He changed his name to "Paul Pedo".

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (UnA8+)

332 Nikki vs RFK Jr.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 03:20 PM (63Dwl)


That would come down to the makeup of the jury pool, I think.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 03:27 PM (xhaym)

333 .......

Whoever advised Ron to do this should be fired immediately.
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)



Good luck with that.

Posted by: The Bush Family Enterprise at September 25, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Moar karma....

An investigator working for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis accidentally shot herself on Friday inside the Fulton County Courthouse and was not "critically wounded," according to the sheriff's office.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 03:27 PM (Q4IgG)

335 Drunk steals golf cart and takes a dog on a joy ride with police in pursuit.
Wow, the cops didn't shoot the dog. I'm shocked...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 25, 2023 03:26 PM (XMwZJ)

wasnt the ATF, theyd have picked it off while the guy was driving.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:27 PM (CIS44)

336 This is absolutely fantastic.

Posted by: Brings a flicker of warmth to my flinty heart it does at September 25, 2023 03:27 PM (lR6tR)

337 I bless the reigns down in Africa.

You insufferable bastid.

Posted by: Ear Worm at September 25, 2023 03:27 PM (V8he0)

338 Fuck debates. Steel cage wresting match with Hannity as the referee.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (qCzWU)

339 An investigator working for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis accidentally shot herself on Friday inside the Fulton County Courthouse and was not "critically wounded," according to the sheriff's office.

Top Ra-men...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (mTwPB)

340
276 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
JUST IN - Mass exodus of Karabakh Armenians as Armenia warns of ethnic cleansing risk
Leonid ХВ Ragozin [video]

https://tinyurl.com/3hnxcnnr
13 seconds

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
UPDATES - Thousands flee into Armenia after Azerbaijan retakes enclave

Thousands of refugees from Nagorno-Karabakh streamed into Armenia on Monday, as the leaders of Azerbaijan and ally Turkey hailed Baku’s victory over the rebel enclave at a summit.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 03:13 PM (krqg6)

===========

Those Brave Russian Peacekeepers in Nagorno-Karabakh Armenia bravely stepped aside and let the Azdrbaijanians invade and occupy Nagorno Karabakh.

All Hail the Mighty Russian Army!

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (d75Wq)

341 So what are the medical problems with liquid silicone being applied to the scalp?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:24 PM (mTwPB)


I dunno. Might make him look like an absolute tit?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (xhaym)

342 Fuck debates. Steel cage wresting match with Hannity as the referee.
Posted by: Montec

OMG Sean Hannity just hit Ron With a Steel Chair. OMG.
-Jerry the King Lawler.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (CIS44)

343 Too bad the driver wasn't that Vegas "teen" that intentionally ran down the bicyclist because his homie in the passenger seat was recording the vid for a TikTok show.

Mark Steyn mocks the term "social" media in his take on it.

With "social" media you can show your tits in a kitchen show pretending to be about a recipe, or you can mock the post, or you can show how to get bird poop off your car's hood, or how you run down a biker and kill him.

And when you have done all that, you can do anal with your hubby and put it up on that "social" media and charge for views.

Social. Ain't it?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 25, 2023 03:29 PM (yZ+81)

344 Wonder how long he laid there before he realized, shit no one's gonna stop and help me.

Welcome to the low trust society my fren. Reap what you sow.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2023 03:29 PM (f1Vqw)

345 Paul Pediger of the Scranton Pedigers? Oh yeah, I knew them well. Great family. Salt of the Earth. Mrs. Pediger was my third grade teacher. And Mr. Pediger had biceps that would make a young boy drool all over himself. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

346 An investigator working for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis accidentally shot herself on Friday inside the Fulton County Courthouse and was not "critically wounded," according to the sheriff's office.
________________

Was she holding the gun sideways, as I suspect?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:29 PM (eHo56)

347 338 Fuck debates. Steel cage wresting match with Hannity as the referee.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (qCzWU)

I'm going to say the same thing I always say.

Duel to the Death. The winner must eat at least 1 lb. of meat from the loser's corpse, or he forfeits his victory (and also his life).

Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2023 03:29 PM (UnA8+)

348 Which side am I supposed to cheer for in the Armenian Azerbaijan rumble.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (qCzWU)

349 Rittenhouse should send him a get well card and a box of baseballs so he can learn to throw with the other arm.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (OZjDX)

350 Wonder how long he laid there before he realized, shit no one's gonna stop and help me.
_____________

He was probably worried that someone would back up over him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (eHo56)

351 He changed his name to "Paul Pedo".

You can't make this shit up.
---
"Pedo Peter" was already taken.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (aBJcM)

352 I saw Chris Christie in the owners booth with the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones yesterday. Is Jerry Jones a Christie Pubbie? The good news is the Cowboys lost to the Cardinals.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (pLaQB)

353 Was she holding the gun sideways, as I suspect?

Janteel - "That's retarded."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (mTwPB)

354 @316 Son, Dazed And Confused was released in 1967, with Led Zeppelin's version coming out the next year. Get young.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (4PZHB)

355 It's easy to get it twisted, because in politics, everyone calls for family values, but all of them are evil, and would eat their own kids on camera for money & power.

But in real life, look at what you actually see in people around you. The guy who everyone calls a Nazi for watching Joe Rogan works at a job and cares for his family. The guy who everyone calls an activist is a multiple violent offender against women & kids.

It happens over and over again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (0FoWg)

356 338 Fuck debates. Steel cage wresting match with Hannity as the referee.


Enter my Dojo

Posted by: Master Hannity - super blackbelt and general badass at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (og5mY)

357 348 Which side am I supposed to cheer for in the Armenian Azerbaijan rumble.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (qCzWU)


As with Russia vs Ukraine… why the hell would I even care????

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

358 357 348 Which side am I supposed to cheer for in the Armenian Azerbaijan rumble.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (qCzWU)


As with Russia vs Ukraine… why the hell would I even care????
Posted by: tuba

Right that’s kind Amy point. I guess I’ll cheer for the opposing side of whatever flag AWFLs in my nabe start flying.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:32 PM (qCzWU)

359 Which side am I supposed to cheer for in the Armenian Azerbaijan rumble.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (qCzWU)
_________________

The Armenians. They're Christian, and have already been subjected to ethnic cleansing and genocide in 1915.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:32 PM (eHo56)

360 Fuck debates. Steel cage wresting match with Hannity as the referee.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (qCzWU)
........

Cuz Sean practices martial arts donchaknow.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

361 Dang, how terrible.

Was the car ok?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 25, 2023 03:32 PM (fKIdX)

362 338 Fuck debates. Steel cage wresting match with Hannity as the referee.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (qCzWU

=======

And in this corner! The Pride of Scranton PA! The Bad Dude at the Pool! Joseph the Bag Man Biden!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:32 PM (lQHj1)

363
As with Russia vs Ukraine… why the hell would I even care????

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:31 PM


It will make a slight difference when the refugees begin arriving.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 03:33 PM (enJYY)

364 348 Which side am I supposed to cheer for in the Armenian Azerbaijan rumble.
----------------
Deep State likes Azerbaijan cuz Oil and Geography. Armenia is Christine surrounded by Muzzies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:33 PM (pLaQB)

365 354 @316 Son, Dazed And Confused was released in 1967, with Led Zeppelin's version coming out the next year. Get young.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (4PZHB)

What’s a Led Zeppelin?
- GenZ

I was referring to the move of course.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:33 PM (qCzWU)

366 I'm not fond of the Newsom vs DeSantis debate, but when Newsom was on Hannity's show he said he wanted to debate DeSantis.
Hannity then put DeSantis on the spot and if DeSantis said no he would look like a chicken.

All this is going to do is make Trump probably praise Newsom.
Which will be played over and over when Newsom runs for POTUS in 2024 or 2028.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 03:33 PM (NpAcC)

367 I saw Chris Christie in the owners booth with the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones yesterday. Is Jerry Jones a Christie Pubbie? The good news is the Cowboys lost to the Cardinals.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (pLaQB)



Oh, that makes it even better.

LOL!

Posted by: The Bush Family Enterprise at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Brady Street is in the "fashionable east side" of Milwaukee, but not really, because it's the lower east side, where the Italians used to call home at the turn of the last century, so no matter how gentrified it becomes, it's still the thirsty try-hard of the North Shore.
So Grosskunts likes to hang out at the pretentious places with the pretend swells, but as someone who lived there before the gentrification, but after the heyday of the Italian culture, there still exists an underbelly of dirtbags that would run you over for shits and giggles and drive away.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (FCbAQ)

369 351 He changed his name to "Paul Pedo".

You can't make this shit up.
---
"Pedo Peter" was already taken.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 25, 2023 03:30 PM (aBJcM)
______________

He's now going to be known as "Dick Hertz."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (eHo56)

370 Shit.

Strike One.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

371 363
As with Russia vs Ukraine… why the hell would I even care????

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:31 PM

It will make a slight difference when the refugees begin arriving.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 03:33 PM (enJYY)

That’s on our Dumbass gubmint… which nobody can make any sense out of…..

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

372
Grosskreutz?

Gesundheit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (HsC66)

373 The Armenians. They're Christian, and have already been subjected to ethnic cleansing and genocide in 1915.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:32 PM (eHo56)


It is another lead up to a proxy war. This one will be NATO against Russia and Turkey. God knows which side the Kurds will come in on.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (xhaym)

374
OT: Western US Braces For Loss Of Solar-Powered Generation During Solar Eclipse


As a side note, I passed one of the local municipal solar generation sites on the way to the shop this morning, and there was a crew out there pulling all the old cell arrays down. Didn't look like they were replacing them either. I got a fair amount of satisfaction out of seeing that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (n+4am)

375 I guess good things still happen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

376 Shit.

Strike One.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

almost 400 in too, not too shabby

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:35 PM (CIS44)

377 Gaiges parents must be just sick of their dickhead son.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2023 03:35 PM (f1Vqw)

378 360 Fuck debates. Steel cage wresting match with Hannity as the referee.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (qCzWU)
........

Cuz Sean practices martial arts donchaknow.


practice is for newbs. My belt is blacker than North Korea at night

Posted by: Master Hannity - super blackbelt and general badass at September 25, 2023 03:36 PM (og5mY)

379 362 338 Fuck debates. Steel cage wresting match with Hannity as the referee.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM (qCzWU

=======

And in this corner! The Pride of Scranton PA! The Bad Dude at the Pool! Joseph the Bag Man Biden!!!!!!!!

++++++++

And theChallenger! The former President of the United States! The Murderer from 5th Avenue! The Beast of Bergdorfs! Donny Two Scoops Trump!!!!!!!

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:36 PM (lQHj1)

380 Grosscrotch"s debiceped arm is still bigger than Hogg Boy's arms.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 25, 2023 03:36 PM (VdGjU)

381 The Kardasheans are Armenian. For that alone I cannot support Armenia.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:36 PM (qCzWU)

382 Nikki vs RFK Jr.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2023 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

My money's on RFK. The man is a fitness freak.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2023 03:37 PM (dGCAG)

383 The name "Grosskreutz" means Big Cross, right?

Well, he got hit Big in the Cross-walk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2023 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

384 377 Gaiges parents must be just sick of their dickhead son.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2023 03:35 PM (f1Vqw)
_______________

What makes you think they're any better?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:37 PM (eHo56)

385 "Rasputin" with orchestra. 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yoDO3qLaAM

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:37 PM (mTwPB)

386
almost 400 in too, not too shabby
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:35 PM (CIS44)



I'm getting there.

It's a process....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

387 Why should Newsom and DeSantis debate?
Citizens vote with their feet. One state is losing population, the other is gaining.
The verdict is in.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 25, 2023 03:38 PM (MeG8a)

388 Gaige… textbook Hipster Douchebag look about him….

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:38 PM (PCK5/)

389 As a side note, I passed one of the local municipal solar generation sites on the way to the shop this morning, and there was a crew out there pulling all the old cell arrays down. Didn't look like they were replacing them either. I got a fair amount of satisfaction out of seeing that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (n+4am

=====•=••

How Old was it? Did the solar array make the promised 20 years? Or did it fail miserably after about 10-13 years?

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:39 PM (lQHj1)

390 That’s on our Dumbass gubmint… which nobody can make any sense out of…..
-------------------
Azerbaijan has geograpy (Caspian Sea) and oil. The Caspian sea is where the China Belt and Road ends up. From there it would be shipped up the Caspian and Volga River for portage to the Don River and Black Sea. This is why its important. This is the old Silk Road logistics that the Mongol's set up.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:39 PM (pLaQB)

391 Yeah you're going to fucking LOVE it when your newly displaced population arrives in your neighborhood as a Blessing of Liberty from the benevolent government that brought you its fantastic wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Syria, Libya, Pakistan, and Somalia over the last 20 years of laughter and tears!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 03:39 PM (0FoWg)

392 Shit.

Strike One.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
***

Reminds me. Just saw an ad for a clear ceramic toilet.
No. Just...no.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 03:39 PM (uSHSS)

393 ***

Reminds me. Just saw an ad for a clear ceramic toilet.
No. Just...no.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 03:39 PM (uSHSS)



Speaking of why......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Hannity will host a 90-minute debate between DeSantis and Brylcreem on Nov 30. I hope DeSantis will be allowed to say at least a couple of words.

https://tinyurl.com/aaf4w4nk

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 25, 2023 03:40 PM (sWM8x)

395 384 377 Gaiges parents must be just sick of their dickhead son.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2023 03:35 PM (f1Vqw)
_______________

What makes you think they're any better?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:37 PM (eHo56)

Never saw any interviews with them after he got his biceptomy. Figured they were like, just leave us out of this circus.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2023 03:40 PM (f1Vqw)

396 An investigator working for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis accidentally shot herself on Friday inside the Fulton County Courthouse and was not "critically wounded," according to the sheriff's office.

Top Ra-men...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:28 PM


Please let there be video of this. I'd love to see it as part of one of Brandon Herrera's "Darwin Awards" videos.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 03:40 PM (FVJNG)

397 Wolfus

Website for you. They make stuff for the old Aurora monster kits. Hide your wallet.

https://www.escapehatchhobbies.com/

Or maybe this place will loot your wallet

https://www.filmysgirls.com/pebbles-c1wxx

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:40 PM (mTwPB)

398
"Disarmed"?

I can tell you being disarmed.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 25, 2023 03:41 PM (7EcrL)

399 391 Yeah you're going to fucking LOVE it when your newly displaced population arrives in your neighborhood as a Blessing of Liberty from the benevolent government that brought you its fantastic wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Syria, Libya, Pakistan, and Somalia over the last 20 years of laughter and tears!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 03:39 PM (0FoWg)

Yet weirdly no Yugoslavs or Ukrainians were brought over, wonder why.? Mystery.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:41 PM (qCzWU)

400 390 That’s on our Dumbass gubmint… which nobody can make any sense out of…..
-------------------
Azerbaijan has geograpy (Caspian Sea) and oil. The Caspian sea is where the China Belt and Road ends up. From there it would be shipped up the Caspian and Volga River for portage to the Don River and Black Sea. This is why its important. This is the old Silk Road logistics that the Mongol's set up.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:39 PM (pLaQB)


So… important to regional countries, over there.. and we stick our noses into it all… why??

Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:41 PM (PCK5/)

401 If I were that guy I would never walk buy a sevond story piano factory.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2023 03:41 PM (f1Vqw)

402 all of them are evil, and would eat their own kids on camera for money & power.

YD - that is an excellent description. Sad and horrifying, but descriptive.

Posted by: Iris at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (n3DL0)

403 As with Russia vs Ukraine… why the hell would I even care????
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

I'm old enough to remember when everyone on the other side of the Iron Curtain was supposed to be my enemy.

I miss those days.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

404 364 348 Which side am I supposed to cheer for in the Armenian Azerbaijan rumble.
----------------
Deep State likes Azerbaijan cuz Oil and Geography. Armenia is Christine surrounded by Muzzies.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:33 PM (pLaQB)

The US was starting to align with Armenia very recently.

Arguably the offer(implied, legitimate, or not) of support to the Armenians is what lead to the breakdown of the uneasy truce.

Russia was aligned with both of them, kind of like the US with Pakistan and India and had been keeping things stable previously.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (eYoxG)

405 {392} ... Reminds me. Just saw an ad for a clear ceramic toilet.
No. Just...no.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2023 03:39 PM (uSHSS)


Please tell me that commode was branded "the punchbowl".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (qPw5n)

406 So… important to regional countries, over there.. and we stick our noses into it all… why??
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:41 PM (PCK5/)



To monopolize the spice trade.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)

407 An investigator working for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis accidentally shot herself on Friday inside the Fulton County Courthouse and was not "critically wounded," according to the sheriff's office.
----

Presumably, Trump will be charged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (7EcrL)

408 Will Hannity call Newsom a great American?

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (qCzWU)

409 The Verizon ad chick, Lily Adams, has some yuge tits.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (pLaQB)

410 Ace and Horde-

Several interesting headlines now on Daily Mail US home page

\https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

Trump goes GUN shopping with Marjorie Taylor Greene: Former president poses with a $829.99 9MM GLOCK with his face on the grip in armory tour

Hillary Clinton warns Joe Biden in private meeting that third-party candidates could prove disastrous for him as White House insider calls situation 'pretty f***ing concerning'

Is the US government preparing to announce aliens? This is the Senate's proposed UFO 'controlled disclosure plan' and how it would work

Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (5fDan)

411 To monopolize the spice trade.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)

Just need to get Crimson Dawn on board.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (CIS44)

412 The Kardasheans are Armenian. For that alone I cannot support Armenia.
Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:36 PM (qCzWU)

============

The Turks Genocided several million Armenians. The world didn't say shit. That was where Adolf got his big idea 20 years later for the Final Solution to the Jewish and Romani (Gypsy) Problems.

Posted by: rd at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (n/Nsh)

413 The Verizon ad chick, Lily Adams, has some yuge tits.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (pLaQB)



She's AT&T and has had breast reduction and one or two abortions.

She's a horrible human. Not bad to look at, but horrible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

414 Why should Newsom and DeSantis debate?
Citizens vote with their feet. One state is losing population, the other is gaining.
The verdict is in.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
......


But California is where all the bestest politicians come from.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

415 406 So… important to regional countries, over there.. and we stick our noses into it all… why??
Posted by: tubal at September 25, 2023 03:41 PM (PCK5/)


To monopolize the spice trade.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)

Thought the Portuguese had fixed that issue with their little voyage around the cape.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 25, 2023 03:44 PM (eYoxG)

416
But California is where all the bestest politicians come from.
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:44 PM (v0R5T)



There's been, what, ONE good one from Cali?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

417 ... Reminds me. Just saw an ad for a clear ceramic toilet.
No. Just...no.

Posted by: Diogenes
-------

I have some leftover glass lavatory traps, from a chemistry department job. Been thinking about installing them in the kitchen and bathroom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (d9q+b)

418 He has changed his name to "Paul Pediger," because he feared people weren't thinking of him as a child predator enough.

I have no idea what you folks are talking about.

Posted by: Cunston Fagwell III at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (/HDaX)

419 The Verizon ad chick, Lily Adams, has some yuge tits.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM


AT&T...but, yes. Yes, she does.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (FVJNG)

420 409 The Verizon ad chick, Lily Adams, has some yuge tits.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (pLaQB)


ATT. She's more Leftist than AOC and MopTop combined. Nice to look, though!

Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (5fDan)

421 First one to make fun of the other guys hair is the winner!

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

422 You could say I grew up as a member of the Armenian community in Scranton. Those dudes had some guns, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (sWM8x)

423 95 384 377 Gaiges parents must be just sick of their dickhead son.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2023 03:35 PM (f1Vqw)
_______________

What makes you think they're any better?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:37 PM (eHo56)

Never saw any interviews with them after he got his biceptomy. Figured they were like, just leave us out of this circus.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2023 03:40 PM (f1Vqw)
_____________

Maybe the MSM thought that they'd undermine the MSM portrayal of Lefty as a wonderful stand-up guy and a volunteer medic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (eHo56)

424 To monopolize the spice trade.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)

Just need to get Crimson Dawn on board.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (CIS44)

Also, I hear it's where the One Piece is hidden.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

425 Did somebody say dojo?

https://youtu.be/7t8xwpW8gJQ?si=2reUaZChXpblAtyD

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 25, 2023 03:45 PM (hWTWa)

426 Armenian Genocide?

Eric Bogosian wrote a novel about the afterwards called - Operation Nemesis: The Assassination Plot That Avenged the Armenian Genocide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 03:46 PM (mTwPB)

427 Over under on what % of the debate will be about Trump

I’m starting the line at 70

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 03:46 PM (qCzWU)

428 NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 25, 2023 03:46 PM (qPw5n)

429 So… important to regional countries, over there.. and we stick our noses into it all… why??
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The idea was to swing former Soviet Satellites away from Russia following the collapse of the Soviet Union. Azerbaijan and Armenia were happy to get away. The sibling rivalry between the Azeris and Armenians goes back a long, long time ago.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:47 PM (pLaQB)

430 The US had military drills with Armenia a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 25, 2023 03:47 PM (eYoxG)

431 >409 The Verizon ad chick, Lily Adams, has some yuge tits.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (pLaQB)

AT&T - and she's big cheerleader for the abortion industrial complex. There are just some things a set of nice cans can't cover.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 25, 2023 03:47 PM (GTqXr)

432 Armenia - which has shifted its orientation from pro-Russia to pro-United States (the Russians still have a military base in Armenia, though). Armenia is also backed by Iran.

Azerbaijan is backed by Turkey and Israel.

Strange bedfellows...
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Nagorno-Karabakh region and area map. Quite the weird borders.
https://tinyurl.com/7yetedxt

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 03:47 PM (krqg6)

433 crap - correct daily mail link

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 03:48 PM (5fDan)

434 Reminder:

During a stand off in California between alphabet people supporters and Armenians opposed to their agenda, the Armenians kicked some rainbow ass.

Twice.

I can forgive past transgressions if, needed, provided they continue down this line of ass kicking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 03:48 PM (Q4IgG)

435 An investigator working for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis accidentally shot herself on Friday inside the Fulton County Courthouse and was not "critically wounded," according to the sheriff's office.
_________________

Was Alec Baldwin visiting?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2023 03:48 PM (eHo56)

436 432 Armenia - which has shifted its orientation from pro-Russia to pro-United States (the Russians still have a military base in Armenia, though). Armenia is also backed by Iran.

Azerbaijan is backed by Turkey and Israel.

Strange bedfellows...
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Nagorno-Karabakh region and area map. Quite the weird borders.
https://tinyurl.com/7yetedxt
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 03:47 PM (krqg6)

Populations usually are kind of weird in relation to borders. It's why using them as the basis for carving up territory is generally a bad idea.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at September 25, 2023 03:49 PM (eYoxG)

437 > Nagorno-Karabakh region and area map. Quite the weird borders.
https://tinyurl.com/7yetedxt
______________

Armenia, Turkey, Iran, Azerbaijan, Russia... what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 03:50 PM (Q4IgG)

438 @365 I was referring to the move

Tell me, is Mon Tech your rapper name?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2023 03:50 PM (4PZHB)

439 The Verizon ad chick, Lily Adams, has some yuge tits.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 25, 2023 03:43 PM (pLaQB)

She's also got a fat ass.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2023 03:52 PM (BdMk6)

440 So... why don't we use Grosskieger here to test out Terry Pratchett's saying?

"Build a man a fire and you will warm him for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm the rest of his life!"

Posted by: GanGanowicz at September 25, 2023 03:52 PM (AxRGS)

441 I've known a few Armenians and their memory is long and healthy. Mention things like Turkish Taffy, or Turkish towels, or Turkish baths and they are ready after a few generations to pull the pin and let the spoon fly. A nuclear armed Armenia would solve a lot of Turkish NATO problems.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2023 03:53 PM (0EOe9)

442 403 I'm old enough to remember when everyone on the other side of the Iron Curtain was supposed to be my enemy.

I miss those days.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2023 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

That's before The Last Real Man, Big Bad Vlad, became the last best hope for raw masculinity on the planet.

Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2023 04:04 PM (UnA8+)

443 I have one thought for the fool who was run over.

1. As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

You have sown chaos and destruction, and found it returned twenty-fold. You should sow grains of health and joy, for yourself and others, that they might return in such bounty.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2023 04:05 PM (mNmNo)

444 I have one thought for the fool who was run over.



______

Don't forget to look both ways before you cross the street -
Dumass

Posted by: Sally Claster Gelbard at September 25, 2023 04:11 PM (RilAR)

445 432 Armenia - which has shifted its orientation from pro-Russia to pro-United States (the Russians still have a military base in Armenia, though). Armenia is also backed by Iran.

Azerbaijan is backed by Turkey and Israel.
Strange bedfellows...
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Nagorno-Karabakh region and area map. Quite the weird borders.
https://tinyurl.com/7yetedxt

Posted by: andycanuck
-------------------------------

It's like we don't understand those people at all.
We ought to leave them alone.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2023 04:14 PM (46KNC)

446 Systematic racism strikes again! Not.

Posted by: Jane at September 25, 2023 05:14 PM (EcD5Y)

447
archive.ph/0oWr7

GoFundMe
w/lengthy explanation
about justice
+choosing to do wrong.
or,seeking more Karma-

Posted by: zigzag at September 25, 2023 05:31 PM (CjSAw)

448 Sometimes, I bookmark an Ace page so I can bring it up on a bad day.
This is one of those posts.
Heh, as the Instapundit says.
Ha Ha!, from Nelson Muntz.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at September 25, 2023 09:58 PM (BJgzI)

449 Hi, i read your blog occasionally and i own a similar one and
i was just wondering if you get a lot of spam comments? If so how do you protect against it, any plugin or anything you can advise?
I get so much lately it's driving me insane so any assistance is very much appreciated.

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