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The Morning Report — 9/25/23

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Good morning, kids. Today is Yom Kippur, the day of atonement and the most solemn on the Jewish calendar. Rather ironic considering the world of sin, corruption and depravity that is rapidly turning this nation into the roadshow production of Sodom & Gommorah. So, the knives are out for Bob Menendez who in his own quiet way has been a poster boy of the aforementioned iniquity now for virtually his entire career in elected office. Get this:

Bob Menendez Hires Hunter Biden’s Lawyer for Federal Corruption Case

At first glance, that headline reads like "comedy gold," unless Menendez knows something we don't, or more likely don't want to. That said, it certainly seems that his tenure at the public trough is kaput. There's no way he'll actually face any real prison time; he's a Democrat and has followed his marching orders like a good little soldier when it came to helping them accrue power at the expense of our Constitution and our freedom.

If in the unlikely event he is convicted in a trial, regardless of the stiff sentence called for in the Federal Penal Code, he'll have a nice, cushy room in Allenwood and after a sufficient period of time has elapsed and the spotlight has moved on to the subsequent meshugas, he'll be released for good behavior or some such pretext where he'll then go on to have a regular analyst's gig on XiNN, MSLSD or Fux. That is unless he knows where the bodies are buried, figuratively and with his colleagues, probably quite literally. In which case he'll be dining every night with Jeffrey Epstein and Vince Foster, among others.

Why Bob Menendez and why now? Scratch the surface of virtually every Democrat in office and sadly probably more than just a handful of Republicans, and you'll discover they're up to their necks in all manner of bribery, patronage, graft, election-rigging and maybe even worse. Menendez is not an outlier, as we all know from Biden, the Clintons and on and on down the line. They are the physical manifestation of what some brilliant analyst observed, "It's not that the system is corrupt. It's that corruption is the system." I suppose it always was. Before 2020, when our eyes were finally pried open and we could not look away, we deluded ourselves into thinking that vermin like Menendez et al were outliers and that more or less he and they would face an impartial criminal justice system. Before 2020.

In any case, the powers that be want Menendez gone. Following the dog-eared script in these instances, Menendez is indignant and outraged at the charges, claiming anti-hispanic racism, and as of this writing is planning on announcing his re-election bid a little later today. As to the racism charge, busty bonehead bucktooth Bolshie Alexandria "Titty Caca" Ocasio-Cortez isn't going for it.

Well, you know, I think it’s- the situation is quite unfortunate, but I do believe that it is in the best interest for Senator Menendez to resign in this moment. As you mentioned, consistency matters. It shouldn’t matter whether it’s a Republican or a Democrat. The details in this indictment are extremely serious. They involve the nature of, of not just his but all of our seats in Congress. And while you know, as a Latina, there are absolutely ways in which there is systemic bias. But I think what is here in this indictment is quite clear. And- and I believe is in the best interest to maintain the integrity of the seat. I want to emphasize that all people are- they must be extended the presumption of innocence until proven guilty. That is the legal reality in our country. But when it comes to the political and the standard of dignity that we want to maintain for the public in the United States Congress, I do believe it is in- in the best interests.

Pfft. Spare me the canned, pre-digested pablum and the complete bullshit about integrity and applying justice equally regardless of political party. Psaki-psircling back to the original question of why him and why now, the likely answer is that Menendez's crimes – which are real and fabulous unlike Trump's which are spurious if not even more fabulous in their spuriousness – and focusing all the attention on them takes the spotlight off off Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and the Hunter spawn.

The Dems can play the kabuki-bukkake theater to the hilt by putting the nation and rule of law about party politics and calling for Menendez to step down. Naturally, being New Jersey, they'll appoint another Democrat, since if Menendez were in either a swing state or one with a Republican governor, they'd be circling the wagons and Titty Caca would be braying "Racism!" so loud, that the rattling of her donkey teeth would sound like a John Bonham paradiddle at full volume from a stage full of Marshal amps.

Titty Caca being one of the loudest and first to call for Menendez to fall on his short, blunt sword is no coincidence. About the only thing positive you could say about Bob Menendez is that over the years he has been a pretty staunch supporter of the state of Israel. His occupying a key position on the foreign relations committee means that he is one of the most influential drivers of foreign policy in the Legislature (the embedded ticks at Foggy Bottom notwithstanding). In that position, and given his pro-Israel history, Menendez is also a roadblock to the insane drive to prop up the Mullahs in Iran and allowing them to get nukes (thank you commenter Chuck Martel for that important reminder)

So, the opportunity for the ever-increasing numbers of Jew-haters in the Democrat ranks to do away with him and install someone who looks good in a Hugo Boss costume has to be considered. Hence, Titty Caca's call for Menendez to step down can be boiled down to the equivalent of Juden raus!

A number of ironic and interesting coincidences with this and the players involved, coming as it does on Yom Kippur:

That Israel survived the grim days of that October when the sirens sounded, the radios blared unit names and young men rushed from synagogues to cars and then tanks and planes on the holiest day in the Jewish calendar, had little to do with the nation’s government.

The leftists who had ruled the country without interruption until that war (and whose rule would falter a few years later and almost entirely disappear after its disastrous deal with the PLO) had failed badly. Golda Meir and Moshe Dayan, the subjects of enduring personality cults, had brought the country to the brink of destruction. It was not the political or military leaders who salvaged the situation, but young men fighting desperately and heroically in impossible battles . . .

. . . During the Yom Kippur War, Israel had received multiple warnings that an attack was imminent. King Hussein of Jordan had personally flown in to warn Golda that war was coming.

“If we strike first we won’t get help from anybody,” Golda Meir had argued.

Had Israel struck first, it might have been able to neutralize the enemy and not only save thousands of slain soldiers, but the millions that would have been killed had Israel lost.

But Israel would not act without the approval of the Nixon administration. Golda assured Secretary of State Henry Kissinger that they would not strike first, and Kissinger assured the Russians that the Israelis wouldn’t strike first, and the Russians assured the Egyptians and the Syrians, who were preparing to strike first, that they had nothing to worry about. . .

. . . the deepest failure was that Golda Meir allowed Secretary of State Henry Kissinger to cripple any possible Israeli response. The architect of a disastrous foreign policy that is responsible for many of America’s problems today had wanted Israel to lose a war.

Kissinger had told Egypt’s national security adviser in the spring of the year that, “if you want us to intervene with Israel, you’ll have to create a crisis. We only deal in crisis management. You’ll have to ‘spill some blood.’”

As Kissinger later told Ford, “we didn’t expect the October War”. “But wasn’t it helpful?” Ford suggested. “We couldn’t have done better if we had set the scenario,” Kissinger replied.

The State Department got what it wanted. Israel suffered severe military and morale losses, and was then prevented from benefiting from the fruits of victory when it turned the tables. Israel was cut down to size and went on the road to becoming a client state. Egypt was lured away from the Soviet camp in the first of a series of peace deals to ‘stabilize the region’. . .

. . . What has been happening in the last 50 years is a kind of slow-motion military and diplomatic Yom Kippur War in which Israel gradually retreats from territories, relying on defensive positions that can’t hold up and diplomatic agreements that are worthless in the long run.

Even the Abraham Accords, widely hailed and hyped, that brought together Israel and some of America’s smaller Arab oil allies to oppose Iran’s growing power, were once again based on abandoning domestic moves and initiatives to solidly lay claim to parts of the Jewish State.

Kissinger used to sneer that, “Israel has no foreign policy, only a domestic policy.” Now Israel has no domestic policy, only a foreign policy. It has sacrificed its interests to a failed regional and nation-building strategy hatched in Washington D.C. and premised on completely misguided assumptions about Arabs and Muslims, and how their societies work.

Thank you, Daniel Greenfield, for totally killing my buzz about wanting to see the new Golda bio-pic with Helen Mirren.

To my fellow Tribesmen, gmar hatimah tovah, and have an easy fast.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • Roger Kimball: "‘Climate change’ offers potent pretext for consolidation of governmental power."
    We Know Exactly What ‘De-Development’ Means
  • "The airline industry has struggled with flight delays, cancellations, and staffing issues. Now, they have a major issue with contraband parts. As the focus of the industry seems to have shifted from safety to profit restoration after the pandemic, we as potential passengers must demand that safety due diligence be restored."
    The Scope of Bogus Airplane Parts Scandal Has Not Yet Been Determined
  • "Psychological dysfunction is now valorized and embedded in our institutions. We need to understand what we’re dealing with."
    The Cluster B Society
  • Daniel Greenfield: ". . . And it happened because Israeli leaders waited for permission from D.C. to go to war."
    50 Years Ago Israel Was Nearly Destroyed

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1 Happy Monday

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 07:40 AM (BRHaw)

2 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 07:41 AM (1Z8zZ)

3 Rumor is Menendez is a monkey wrench in Baracky's plan to give nukes to Iranian mullahs. So he has to go. I have no idea though.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2023 07:42 AM (fs1hN)

4
Merry Yom Kippur?
Happy Yom Kippur?

In any case, may our Jewish Hordians have a fulfilling one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 07:43 AM (MoZTd)

5 The knives are out because somebody wants Menendez's Senate seat.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2023 07:44 AM (SYTee)

6 Thank you, JJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2023 07:44 AM (1n+EO)

7 >>NASA Brings Back Capsule With Asteroid Samples From Bennu After 4-Billion-Mile Journey


THIS is how you get squids from outer space
DON'T OPEN IT!

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 07:44 AM (geLO8)

8 Senator AOC?

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2023 07:44 AM (SYTee)

9 *looks at empty mug* More coffee.

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 25, 2023 07:44 AM (qPw5n)

10 Gaffe-tastic Resident opens his weekend with a salute to LL Cool J, calling him "boy".

https://shorturl.at/oFH68

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 07:45 AM (YXtta)

11 Oops, wrong state.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2023 07:45 AM (SYTee)

12 I'm not worried about a shutdown. The bipartisan House Problem Solvers Caucus is on it.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2023 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

13 Which of the Biden cabinet members is a bigger smug a'hole completely unaware of how ignorant they are? Buttigieg or Granholm?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2023 07:47 AM (fs1hN)

14
NASA Brings Back Capsule With Asteroid Samples From Bennu After 4-Billion-Mile Journey

It landed in Piedmont, Arizona

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 07:47 AM (MoZTd)

15 “De-develop the United States.” Ponder that. Mr. Holdren lamented that the idea of de-development was subject to “considerable misunderstanding and resistance.”

Go long on candles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 07:47 AM (BRHaw)

16 Biden said during his remarks. "After every mass shooting, we hear a simple message—the same message all over the country. I've been to every mass shooting, ..."

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 07:48 AM (geLO8)

17 3 Rumor is Menendez is a monkey wrench in Baracky's plan to give nukes to Iranian mullahs. So he has to go. I have no idea though.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2023 07:42 AM (fs1hN)

Thanks for that cromulent reminder. I added it to the commentary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 07:48 AM (x0n13)

18 "Survey Says 1 in 6 Americans Cannot Name a Single Branch of Government"

Dat's easy!

DHS
DMV
DFACS

Posted by: yer average sitizen at September 25, 2023 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

19
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2023 07:49 AM (ENBF0)

20 12 I'm not worried about a shutdown. The bipartisan House Problem Solvers Caucus is on it.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2023 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8_aaqbaVvE

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2023 07:49 AM (SYTee)

21 Let's hope this leads to Menendez working to oust AOC, since it will ultimately lead to an OnlyFans i'm sure we'd all be a bit interested in, despite our dislike of her.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 25, 2023 07:49 AM (Wfaty)

22 May the UAW strike kill the Bidet brand...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 07:50 AM (mTwPB)

23 The Nazi the canucks honored was not only Uke SS, but an officer. In his picture, it looks like first Lieutenant shoulder boards (SS Ubersturmfurher). So he wasn't some dumb cook. Iron cross and what looks like a close combat clasp.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2023 07:50 AM (0EOe9)

24 "It landed in Piedmont, Arizona
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

Should have taken that left at Albuquerque.

Posted by: the space squid at September 25, 2023 07:50 AM (vFG9F)

25 22 May the UAW strike kill the Bidet brand...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 07:50 AM (mTwPB)


Get this, he's reportedly going to join them on a picket line.

Either that is incredibly stupid or they are going to stage manage a phony picket line to make it resemble a factory with actors holding strike placards and marching around for the cameras.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 07:51 AM (x0n13)

26 I posted this earlier on the Tech Thread, but guess who is coming to our little town!

Yeh, this will make getting in and out of our community hard today as the main access roads go right past our house.

But it's a cross I will bear gladly.

https://tinyurl.com/5xkvr4ec

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2023 07:52 AM (1n+EO)

27 Morning horde,

it's nice to be back on east coast time. rather than mountain west...

but it was nice and dry at least...

any ways, coffee is ready. time for some content i've missed for a week.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 25, 2023 07:52 AM (KZaqS)

28 "Get this, he's reportedly going to join them on a picket line."

It's going to have to be staged or he will get booed.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2023 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

29 Good morning JJ and horde

Another great podcast this week

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2023 07:52 AM (ChXYl)

30 Project Wildfire

Seems quaint after the Chinese bat lab released the Satan Bug Lite.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 07:52 AM (mTwPB)

31 JJ

Can we hope Joey gropes one of the picket line actors

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 07:53 AM (mTwPB)

32 I think, and we will see if Menendez case is tossed under the rug, that the Deep State wants his seat. He doesn't seem to be a minikn and is playing his own game.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2023 07:54 AM (ChXYl)

33 Willard.....

Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

WET !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2023 07:54 AM (T4tVD)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2023 07:55 AM (T4tVD)

35
Project Wildfire

Seems quaint after the Chinese bat lab released the Satan Bug Lite.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 07:52 AM (mTwPB)


In the Andromeda Strain remake, scientists feverishly work in an underground facility to create a virus before the Bad Orange Man is re-elected.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 07:55 AM (MoZTd)

36 Residents and property owners to be allowed to check their properties in Maui burn zone after wildfire 7 weeks ago.

[No word on the number of dead children yet.]

Majority of Americans believe they've personally felt impact of climate change due to recent extreme weather.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2023 07:55 AM (krqg6)

37 “De-develop the United States.” Ponder that. Mr. Holdren lamented that the idea of de-development was subject to “considerable misunderstanding and resistance.”

FUCK JOE BIDEN

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 07:55 AM (BRHaw)

38 WaPo Disavows Its Own Poll Showing Trump Up By 10 Over Biden
================
There should be a David Zucker movie about modern journalism, and it could be titled "Washington Post!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 07:56 AM (YWhxe)

39 May never look at Pebbles the same way again. Bam bam!

https://www.filmysgirls.com/pebbles-c1wxx

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 07:56 AM (mTwPB)

40 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 07:56 AM (Q4IgG)

41 >Can we hope Joey gropes one of the picket line actors

Posted by: Anna Puma


he probably has a story about that time he worked on an automobile assembly line

Makin' Thunderbirds!

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 07:56 AM (geLO8)

42 31 JJ

Can we hope Joey gropes one of the picket line actors
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 07:53 AM (mTwPB)


Asshole refers to L.L. Cool J as "boy" in front of an entire Congressional Black Caucus meeting.

He should grope himself a la Gunny Hartmann's advice to Pvt. Pyle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 07:57 AM (x0n13)

43 Joey Bidet has stolen so many lives he no longer knows who he is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 07:58 AM (mTwPB)

44 Happy Monday, one and all. Tomorrow I begin my vacation and on Wednesday, I fly out to CA for a friend's wedding. Just have to make it through the work day.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2023 07:59 AM (4olE8)

45 "Two elderly women face up to eleven years in federal prison for their peaceful protest at an abortion clinic."
Abortionist Remains Free While Biden Junta Convicts Pro-life Heroes

Cornyn drug the dead lifeless FACE act to the finish line.
Reaching across the aisle means someone (usually conservations) is getting a butt rogering.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 07:59 AM (BRHaw)

46 No doubt Joey will mention his '67 Vette at the staged event.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2023 07:59 AM (SYTee)

47 37 Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 07:55 AM (BRHaw)

John Holdren. Obama's science adviser who wrote that science fiction/wet dream "The Population Bomb" where he promoted the notion that children aren't even fully developed humans until the age of 2.

Adding 8 more trimesters is a neat trick!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 08:01 AM (x0n13)

48 If I remember right, after Israel recovered and got her feet under her, the IDF could have driven all the way to Cairo as the Egyptians were basically busy dropping their weapons and raising their hands and the Syrians had been decimated at the Golan Heights in the Valley Of Tears.

Again, the Deep State prevented a Total War/Total Victory outcome so as to keep all parties involved enslaved to one camp or the other.

More coffee..

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 08:01 AM (0lY6Y)

49 It will be how his dead son Beau and him lovingly restored that 'vette and ripping off Mark Hamill's story from Corvette Summer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:02 AM (mTwPB)

50 Based on testimonies from several former CAR staffers, BU’s independent school newspaper The Daily Free Press reported that “the Center appeared to prioritize fundraising and revenue over research.”

Race baiting grifter gonna race bait grift!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:02 AM (BRHaw)

51 "All we know is that their property was in a box and safe before the FBI broke into the box," Joe Gay, an attorney with the nonprofit law firm Institute for Justice, told Fox News.
================
The FBI is now just openly stealing from people?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 08:02 AM (4nh7V)

52 Either that is incredibly stupid or they are going to stage manage a phony picket line to make it resemble a factory with actors holding strike placards and marching around for the cameras.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 07:51 AM (x0n13)
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I suspect nearly every aspect of FJB's life is being stage managed to the nth degree at this point, whenever possible. There is no way they will risk him interacting with real protestors.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2023 08:03 AM (YIVH2)

53 The FBI is now just openly stealing from people?

The Plumbers never really worked for Nixon but for the Deep State.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:03 AM (mTwPB)

54 ripping off Mark Hamill's story from Corvette Summer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:02 AM (mTwPB)


Ripping off? Where do you think the writers got the idea? They travelled forward in time, wrote things down and made a movie about what they saw! My word as a Biden.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2023 08:04 AM (4olE8)

55 Nice headlights! Let me shine them up for you!

Posted by: Joe B at September 25, 2023 08:04 AM (SYTee)

56 Joey Bidet's life is The Truman Show as scripted by the brain trust that gave us She-Hulk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:04 AM (mTwPB)

57 >The FBI is now just openly stealing from people?

Posted by: Huck Follywood


The FBI does not steal. The FBI sometimes 'loses' things. Documents, physical evidence, rare coins...

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 08:04 AM (geLO8)

58 "I was a proud union auto worker. Worked in the Maxwell House plant. No, wait, that's the coffee. Just Maxwell. It was in Rochester NY. Or maybe some colored guy named Rochester drove one for his boss, a Jewish guy. Good car, not as good as my Corvette, but good."

Joe Biden, hood ornament department

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2023 08:05 AM (0EOe9)

59 Sometimes, the FBI loses track of terrorists and then those terrorists steal jet airplanes and fly them into buildings

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 08:06 AM (geLO8)

60 Uneducated me didn’t know about Henry Kissinger’s role in the Yom Kippur War (his role in preventing Israel from aggressively defending themselves before attack as they had so successfully in 67). The more I learn about that guy the more I realize what a disaster he was…. How in the world was he ever acclaimed the “smartest man in the world”??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2023 08:06 AM (xJnZb)

61 Joe Biden, hood ornament department

*imagines Joey with a grill and starts laughing*

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:06 AM (mTwPB)

62 >Joe Biden, hood ornament department

Posted by: bill in arkansas


crash test dummy

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 08:07 AM (geLO8)

63 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:07 AM (xTRSc)

64 crash test dummy

"hhm hm hmmm"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:07 AM (mTwPB)

65 Dozens Protest Plan to Turn Former NYC College Dorm into Migrant-Invader Shelter

--

Only dozens? I know it's Occasional-Cortex's district, but still....

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2023 08:08 AM (mupln)

66 Baltimore vigilante justice seems to be catching on.


https://tinyurl.com/yck7h26t

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2023 08:08 AM (1n+EO)

67 Tell me again: How much of this nonsense am I supposed to pretend to care about?

Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at September 25, 2023 08:09 AM (ln5wD)

68 Scratch the surface of virtually every Democrat in office and sadly probably more than just a handful of Republicans, and you'll discover they're up to their necks in all manner of bribery, patronage, graft, election-rigging and maybe even worse.



I was told by someone who should know that the number of representatives/senators that are not on the take is about 20, and that was a few years ago.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 25, 2023 08:11 AM (lTGtQ)

69 Interesting historical tidbit. My grandfather's family was from Poland. From the late 1800s to early teens they travelled back to the old country for a few years at a time before returning. Sometimes when they would come through immigration, they would list their country of origin as "Galicia". I never didn't understand what that meant until now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 08:11 AM (O+BhX)

70 Sun's up!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2023 08:12 AM (1n+EO)

71 The Cancelling of Russell Brand is a Coordinated Media Attack

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I don't even particularly like this guy, but what's happening to him, and why, is as obvious as the nose on Klinger's face. He's being silenced for speaking out with wrongthink. There is no other reason for this hilariously coordinated and transparent tsunami attack he's getting.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2023 08:12 AM (mupln)

72 Speaking of nonsense..

Personal pronouns invades the DoD's process for military awards. It is only resolved because it was denying Gen. Milley another bit of fruit salad.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=147723

FOAD you perfumed princes of the five sided puzzle palace on the Potomac.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:12 AM (mTwPB)

73 Hey! Today I want to conmmemorate the Nasinal Space and Air Ascoiationfor bringing back a hemorrhoid sample from the Space Squrid.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 25, 2023 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

74 I skimmed a story in Time over the weekend about a tech entrepreneur named Bryan Johnson who’s 46 and has the hubris to think he can manage his body and his life so well that he’ll never die… or live a really, really, really long time. He’s developing a life extension system he calls Blueprint. Kinda depressing to read….. the guy is IMHO a real nutcase. Talk about a denial of reality…. Death is part of life; and it seems he denies himself even small pleasures like a cookie in his singular pursuit of the immortality goal. Modern society gives people no religion and therefore no true meaning

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2023 08:13 AM (xJnZb)

75
I was told by someone who should know that the number of representatives/senators that are not on the take is about 20, and that was a few years ago.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 25, 2023 08:11 AM (lTGtQ)


Cut them a break. They only have a few short years to monetize their positions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 08:13 AM (MoZTd)

76 The FBI is now just openly stealing from people?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 08:02 AM (4nh7V)

When the FBI isn't stealing, robbing, raping, planting evidence, destroying documents, shooting guns off on the dance floor, terrorizing Catholics, setting up "militias" in Meechigaan on false charges, raiding President Trump's property and sniffing his wife's drawers, covering for Hunter Biden and raping innocents their "Director" can be found hiding behind the drapes in the Oral Office.

Abolish The FBI.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 08:14 AM (0lY6Y)

77 I used to love Rush's mix of Bob Torricelli vigorously pronouncing his innocence interspersed with the prosecutor reciting all the things he was bribed with.. (gold watch, TV, car,, etc)

Posted by: McCool at September 25, 2023 08:14 AM (Vm5ir)

78 60 Yes, Kissinger was/is bad news. He was also Klaus Schwab’s mentor.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:15 AM (xTRSc)

79 The stupidest news of the weekend-- that has entire newsrooms buzzing and giddy-- is that Swift and Kelce are dating and she went to his game!!!

My lord, did he give her his letterman jacket to wear as well to complete this stupid high school gossip?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 08:16 AM (x2xJw)

80 Can we hope Joey gropes one of the picket line actors

Posted by: Anna Puma


he probably has a story about that time he worked on an automobile assembly line

Makin' Thunderbirds!
Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 07:56 AM (geLO

Shitting Thunderturds !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2023 08:16 AM (T4tVD)

81 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:16 AM (ZVVGW)

82 Geofencing is a location-based tool used by the government to track individuals through their cell phone data. This tool is generally used in police investigations of criminal activity and requires the government to obtain a warrant, which is limited in time and scope.

The Defendants specifically targeted Calvary Chapel San Jose (“CCSJ” to demonstrate the church was a large superspreader. The County hoped to use this information in its ongoing state enforcement action against the church. To this day, the County cannot trace one COVID-19 case to the church.

Tracking and finding Christians Easy peasy
Tracking and finding illegals unpossible

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:17 AM (BRHaw)

83 Let's hope this leads to Menendez working to oust AOC, since it will ultimately lead to an OnlyFans i'm sure we'd all be a bit interested in, despite our dislike of her.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 25, 2023 07:49 AM (Wfaty)

i STILL can't believe that there hasn't been a SINGLE picture leaked. I mean, there's no way she didn't take & send pics, as vapid as she is someone has to have gotten them.

unless the NSA is keeping them off the net...

Bob, any comment?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 25, 2023 08:17 AM (KZaqS)

84 Allenwood? Preposterous, Federal Prison Camp Montgomery for the Winter…

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at September 25, 2023 08:18 AM (c+mha)

85 It's National Lobster Day. 🦞

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

86 Report: Migrants Committed Almost 70% of Violent Crimes in France Last Year
=======================
Astounding number. No wonder France is seeing constant protests.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 08:18 AM (zkeGc)

87 I watch newsmax-not fox-and I'm getting angry that when they talk about Biden it's only newsome they say is a threat to Biden. IMO, RFK,jr. Is a much bigger threat but but I guess they are not allowed to say that?

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 25, 2023 08:19 AM (0uQp2)

88 "Bob, any comment?"

Sorry, best I can do is Dic-Pics.

Posted by: Bob, From the NSA at September 25, 2023 08:19 AM (1n+EO)

89 Lately I've been thinking about how much the ersatz Woke religion has adopted tenets of Islam. Just take God out of it, and they share a lot.

Islam literally means "submission" to an all-encompassing higher authority, but belief alone makes you morally superior to the infidel. It's inherently intolerant. Kill the unbelievers, or at least make them pay a hefty tax. taqiyya: you can lie to infidels to advance the cause.

Most religions profess peace. Not Islam.
Quran: chapter 9 verse 5:
"And when the forbidden months have passed, kill the idolaters wherever you find them and take them prisoners, and beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they repent and observe Prayer and pay the Zakat, then leave their way free. Surely, Allah is Most Forgiving, Merciful."

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 25, 2023 08:20 AM (K6vwr)

90 Wait.. we can put emoji's in posts now ?
Was it ever thus ?

Posted by: McCool at September 25, 2023 08:20 AM (Vm5ir)

91 OK, I think we figured a way into town that avoids the Trump visit traffic jam

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2023 08:20 AM (1n+EO)

92 Baltimore vigilante justice seems to be catching on.
https://tinyurl.com/yck7h26t
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 25, 2023 08:08 AM (1n+EO)

Good. More Please.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 08:20 AM (0lY6Y)

93 Secretary Cardona openly dismissed thousands of American parents who have been speaking out at school board meetings:

“I don’t have too much respect for people that are misbehaving in public and acting like they know what’s right for kids.”

NEAToday
·
Follow
Educators love their students and know better than anyone what they need to learn and to thrive.

All your children are belong to us!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:21 AM (BRHaw)

94 What sets Trump apart from all other politicians-- and Republicans especially-- is that he talks about what the base is talking about.

While the rest, those that hired the same old loser retreads, talk about what the media says the base wants to talk about.

That's why Trump won against the GOPe's best and brightest in 2016 and is crushing their pathetic offerings this time.

Which is really a shame, because we needed someone to push Trump to the right more.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 08:22 AM (x2xJw)

95
Lately I've been thinking about how much the ersatz Woke religion has adopted tenets of Islam. Just take God out of it, and they share a lot.

Explains why the otherwise anti-religious Christophobic Left reflexively defends Islam.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 08:22 AM (MoZTd)

96 NBI 88 wants the NEA to declare a national educator day of action whose purpose is to rally – among other things – to “protect LGBTQIA+ students and educators including the right to gender-affirming care…and stop book bans.”

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:23 AM (BRHaw)

97 Happy New Year...

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 17h
Palestinians on the Gaza border threw a pipe bomb, which didn't exactly make it over the security fence and blew up near them.

https://tinyurl.com/3kucu9bp
11 seconds; no violence/blood

Also proves border fences are useful.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2023 08:23 AM (krqg6)

98 In Islam, god is the State.

In Socialism, the State is god.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:24 AM (mTwPB)

99 "Buttigieg or Granholm?"

I'd hate f*ck Granholm.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 25, 2023 08:25 AM (K6vwr)

100 > Geofencing is also the electronic equivalent of "fencing off" particular areas from encroachment by people or things. Those things typically being remote controlled drones.

The "fenced off" areas are GPS encoded and the drone will not cross the electronic lines that delineate the restricted space. Or, if it does, it is recorded for possible use later... if warranted.

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 08:25 AM (Q4IgG)

101 I skimmed a story in Time over the weekend about a tech entrepreneur named Bryan Johnson who’s 46 and has the hubris to think he can manage his body and his life so well that he’ll never die… or live a really, really, really long time. He’s developing a life extension system he calls Blueprint. Kinda depressing to read….. the guy is IMHO a real nutcase. Talk about a denial of reality…. Death is part of life; and it seems he denies himself even small pleasures like a cookie in his singular pursuit of the immortality goal. Modern society gives people no religion and therefore no true meaning
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2023 08:13 AM (xJnZb)
----
A common trope in fantasy/science fiction is that immortality ain't what it's cracked up to be. Those who live for a really, really long time (centuries or millennia) often grow quite bored with life and desperately seek a way to end it. Or they manipulate the people around them just to provide them with some brief entertainment.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2023 08:25 AM (YIVH2)

102 It's also,
National Roadkill Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

103 Biden Cripples Auto Industry, UAW Begins Major Strike, Attacks…Trump

The head of the UAW doesn't give a single, solitary shit about the workers. He cares about himself and he's in the club... the outer ring, at least. He's not going to say anything that will jeopardize his position.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 08:27 AM (1Z8zZ)

104 Only 10% of the immigrants commit 70% of the violent crimes! Mostly peaceful! Don't stereotype immigrants as violent!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 08:28 AM (O+BhX)

105 "God's Plan Includes Abortion"

Democrats plant their kill-the-children message along highways in rural America.

https://shorturl.at/BC457

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 08:28 AM (Y0Zsg)

106 Wait.. we can put emoji's in posts now ?
Was it ever thus ?
-----
Same as it ever was.

Ewoks putting up shelves
Ewoks putting up shelves

Posted by: talking heads at September 25, 2023 08:28 AM (krqg6)

107 Which is really a shame, because we needed someone to push Trump to the right more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 08:22 AM (x2xJw)

I find it totally amazing that Trump is by far the best the GOP has to offer (of course he’s not offered by the GOP but he is running as a Republican). Trump is hated by many including the establishment and he has his flaws and yet…. He’s still our best option by miles and miles….you’d think someone with his “baggage” would pick up the mantle and run to his right. I thought that’s what RDS would do but alas no

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2023 08:29 AM (xJnZb)

108 Trump hasn't instituted any policies in the past year which would help auto workers!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 08:29 AM (O+BhX)

109 Educators love their students and know better than anyone what they need to learn and to thrive.

All your children are belong to us!
Posted by: rhennigantx


Touch my grandchildren and die.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (ZVVGW)

110 If in the unlikely event he is convicted in a trial, regardless of the stiff sentence called for in the Federal Penal Code, he'll have a nice, cushy room in Allenwood and after a sufficient period of time has elapsed and the spotlight has moved on to the subsequent meshugas, he'll be released for good behavior

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No jail time. It's not about Bob... it's about everyone else. Whatever Bob did to fall out of favor happened out of the public eye. It's not like Traficant, who betrayed the Party in the open. Rank and file regime thugs won't know why he's been jailed, and it'll be a morale problem.

The most important thing is for everyone at all levels to understand that Party loyalty means impunity by the law. Seeing a tenured, ranking Party man in good standing marched off in cuffs would spook the troops, so it won't happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (0FoWg)

111 National Roadkill Day???? WTH???

Am I supposed to go out and fricasee a dead raccoon on the side of the road??

What a stupid “day.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (xTRSc)

112 Report: Migrants Committed Almost 70% of Violent Crimes in France Last Year

I know a country where 12% of the population commits 63 to 67% of all violent crime.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (BRHaw)

113 Eternity is a looooooooooong time. Some people will find out the hard way.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (O+BhX)

114 111 National Roadkill Day???? WTH???

Am I supposed to go out and fricasee a dead raccoon on the side of the road??

What a stupid “day.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (xTRSc)

Armadillo is possum on the half shell.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:31 AM (BRHaw)

115 3-year-old among three people fatally shot during apparent dispute over sale of dog in Jacksonville, FL.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 08:31 AM (krqg6)

116 Well time to do stuff. Cleaned the airbrush and about to shoot some gloss clear coat. Then while that dries put the rubbish out for it to be collected. And then do some work on another model kit. Then give the underside of this kit a coat of gloss clear coat.

I can be time efficient, when I feel like it. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2023 08:31 AM (mTwPB)

117 107 - WITHOUT his baggage… totally changes my meaning. My bad typing strikes again

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2023 08:31 AM (xJnZb)

118 Trump isn't an ordinary politican. Good as he is, DeSantis is still a politician who's worked to be POTUS since he was in high school.

Trump is now the leader of a growing mass movement. Will it get to critical mass? Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 25, 2023 08:32 AM (K6vwr)

119 The head of the UAW doesn't give a single, solitary shit about the workers. He cares about himself and he's in the club... the outer ring, at least. He's not going to say anything that will jeopardize his position.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 08:27 AM (1Z8zZ)

They pit the lifers against the new boy; the young against the old; the black against the white. Everything they do is to keep us in our place.

Posted by: Smokey James at September 25, 2023 08:32 AM (0lY6Y)

120 114 111 AR Hwy 59, Van Buren to Barling is a nine mile buffet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2023 08:32 AM (0EOe9)

121 105 "God's Plan Includes Abortion"

Democrats plant their kill-the-children message along highways in rural America.

https://shorturl.at/BC457
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 08:28 AM (Y0Zsg)
*****
The Democrats are pure evil.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

122 When Menendez opposed Obama's Iran deal stories of him having sex with underaged hookers in DR came out. When he stopped opposing Obama they went away.

Note, the women still claimed he had sex with them when they were young teenagers, the media just wasn't interested any more.

So, TBH I'm surprised they just didn't bring that back now...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2023 08:32 AM (XqcwY)

123 I don’t trust Joe Biden to keep the United States out of a shooting war with Russia. His Ukraine policy invites conflict. But he’s gotten the U.S. into this mess, and cutting and running as some Republicans want to do would be catastrophic for Ukraine and most of our allies in the region.

Bullshit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 08:33 AM (1Z8zZ)

124 I posted this earlier on the Tech Thread, but guess who is coming to our little town!

Yeh, this will make getting in and out of our community hard today as the main access roads go right past our house.

But it's a cross I will bear gladly.

https://tinyurl.com/5xkvr4ec
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
++++
I hope if Miss Lindsey shows up, everyone boos the hell out of him again like they did in Pickens.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 25, 2023 08:33 AM (dr4Q1)

125 Morning Horde, thx JJ. To all Hordians of the Jewish faith may you have a blessed Yom Kippur.
Unfortunately the anti semitism never rests. I've always been a fan of Pink Floyd, but Roger Waters is a loathsome jerk. Every time he is caught in an obvious anti semitic statement or action he uses weasel words to try and obscure the obvious. Glad Penn banned him.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2023 08:34 AM (cot+J)

126 105 "God's Plan Includes Abortion"

Democrats plant their kill-the-children message along highways in rural America.

https://shorturl.at/BC457
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 08:28 AM (Y0Zsg)
*****
The Democrats are pure evil.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
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Yeah, that message is NOT going to resonate in America's heartland...(outside the cities)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2023 08:35 AM (YIVH2)

127 Today is Yom Kippur, the day of atonement and the most solemn on the Jewish calendar. Rather ironic considering the world of sin, corruption and depravity that is rapidly turning this nation into the roadshow production of Sodom & Gommorah.

There's a bit of a controversy brewing at our church. The Aesthetics Committee (which includes me) was told that we cannot hang our flag banners in the front of the sanctuary because three members of the church told the council that "the flag cannot be higher than God's Word." The problem with that statement is the banners have a flag motif background, the cross in the midground, and the foreground for one is a Bible verse while the other says in giant bold letters "PRAY." As I said to my fellow committee members, "If someone can make the argument that our nation doesn't need our prayers, I would love to hear it!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, chafing at the tyranny of the minority at September 25, 2023 08:36 AM (dtlDP)

128 Merry Yom Kippur?
Happy Yom Kippur?

In any case, may our Jewish Hordians have a fulfilling one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 07:43 AM (MoZTd)


I assume it's more "It's Yom Kippur. You know what you did."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 08:37 AM (1Z8zZ)

129 That "How Uber Killed The Metro" article seems to be mostly about how sucky a job being an Uber driver is.

That said, the DC Metro has got noticeably worse in the last couple years - filthy cars, stations smelling of pot and piss, turnstile-jumping commonplace. My understanding is that they can't hire enough staff to maintain it properly these days.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2023 08:37 AM (N3zMI)

130 Latest NeverTrump ad brags that for only 5% of our DoD budget 'we' are taking out 50% of Putin's army.

https://tinyurl.com/2bv2o28c

Silent on how many poor Ukranians are put thru the meat grinder for this great bargain.

Posted by: McCool at September 25, 2023 08:38 AM (Vm5ir)

131 But Wisconsin lawmakers are introducing a bill that would permit any marriage that lasted less than one year to be annulled, provided only that no pregnancy resulted from it. As maltreated as the traditional institution of marriage has been in American law recently, this innovation would represent a new low.

You can use one of the little Carl Rove whiteboards.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:38 AM (BRHaw)

132 "I can tell you that Hunter did not share his business with his dad," Hunter Biden's lawyer, Abbe Lowell, told CNN. "I can tell you that he did not share money from his businesses with his dad. And as the evidence out there, his dad, like all good parents, tried to help Hunter when Hunter needed that help."
=========================
Hunter needed help? Sure, he did. The family counted on Joe to "help" Hunter, to justify the *checks notes* $50 million the Crime Family collected.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 08:39 AM (57kBS)

133 Survey Says 1 in 6 Americans Cannot Name a Single Branch of Government

We need voting test!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:40 AM (BRHaw)

134 "God's Plan Includes Abortion"

Democrats plant their kill-the-children message along highways in rural America.

https://shorturl.at/BC457
Posted by: Huck Follywood

The Democrats are pure evil.
Posted by: redridinghood l

Yeah, that message is NOT going to resonate in America's heartland...(outside the cities)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I fully expect billboards to look like Roman Candles.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:40 AM (ZVVGW)

135 National Roadkill Day???? WTH???

Am I supposed to go out and fricasee a dead raccoon on the side of the road??

What a stupid “day.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (xTRSc)

Armadillo is possum on the half shell.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:31 AM (BRHaw)
******
According to the website-
"National Roadkill Day is actually about raising awareness about roadkill as an immediate and no-waste alternative to help feed many hungry Americans."
So today, make sure you get your dinner from road.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

136 Survey Says 1 in 6 Americans Cannot Name a Single Branch of Government

We need voting test!
Posted by: rhennigantx a

Based on the "kids" in my AMT program, I rate this as true.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 08:40 AM (CIS44)

137
What, no breathless, on-the-scene coverage from DC showing its water people shepherding their meager belongings on makeshift rafts through the raging floodwaters of the overflowing Potomac River?

Do you understand how much we spent on backdrop scouting and hurricane gear for our "weather" coverage staff, Ophelia?

Be better next time, Ophelia! Be better!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 08:40 AM (xG4kz)

138
Looks like 'Oh! Feel ya! has finally moved offshore. Maybe it will take the rain bands north with it. Enough with the freakin' rain.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 08:41 AM (enJYY)

139 Eh, the synagogue where I attended Kol Nidre last night had a US flag and an Israeli one on the bimah. I don't dig it... the boss was never big on nation-states to begin with, and I have to figure he's *very* displeased with this particular one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2023 08:41 AM (0FoWg)

140 Is it true that during the Yom Kippur fast, you’re not even supposed to drink water? I recall reading that somewhere recently.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:42 AM (xTRSc)

141 A few years ago, I met Henry Kissinger.
Frankly, my recollection was that he was a small guy .. sort of looked like a ventriloquist dummy.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 25, 2023 08:43 AM (RHGPo)

142 Biden said during his remarks. "After every mass shooting, we hear a simple message..."
Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 07:48 AM (geLO


The perpetrator was known to authorities?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 08:44 AM (1Z8zZ)

143 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

144 I know a country where 12% of the population commits 63 to 67% of all violent crime.
Posted by: rhennigantx
++++
You sir are a raciss.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 25, 2023 08:44 AM (dr4Q1)

145
According to the website-
"National Roadkill Day is actually about raising awareness about roadkill as an immediate and no-waste alternative to help feed many hungry Americans."
So today, make sure you get your dinner from road.
Posted by: redridinghood


Nuisance game sources widely available to feed the homeless:

1. White-Tailed Deer (from suburban culling)
2. Canada Goose (from suburban culling)
3. ....

'way down the list

n. Road Kill

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 08:44 AM (xG4kz)

146 They involve the nature of, of not just his but all of our seats in Congress. And while you know, as a Latina, there are absolutely ways in which there is systemic bias. But I think what is here in this indictment is quite clear.


Oh f*ck right off with that bullshit, you worthless, racist c*nt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

147 I can tell you that Hunter did not share his business with his dad," Hunter Biden's lawyer
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Always remember that lawyers can safely lie about what their client did.

What the lawyer says is not what the client could say.

What the lawyer says is not, and cannot be used as, evidence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 08:45 AM (x2xJw)

148 Is it true that during the Yom Kippur fast, you’re not even supposed to drink water? I recall reading that somewhere recently.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:42 AM (xTRSc)


I think that's true for Ramadan. Interested to hear from our Jewish morons.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 25, 2023 08:45 AM (45fpk)

149 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
JUST IN - REPORTS OF FIRE AT APPLE SUPPLIER PEGATRON FACTORY IN SOUTHERN CHENNAI CITY OF INDIA

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 08:46 AM (krqg6)

150 Biden's son named Hunter is traveling the world and selling access to any and all comers.

Gavin Newsom has a son named Hunter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

151 A few years ago, I met Henry Kissinger.
Frankly, my recollection was that he was a small guy .. sort of looked like a ventriloquist dummy.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 25, 2023 08:43 AM (RHGPo)

That's why he loved dicking around with the North Vietnamese. In the pictures Henry looks like a tall, strapping dude compared to Ching Chow Choo or whomever Hanoi sent to Paris.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at September 25, 2023 08:47 AM (0lY6Y)

152 I'll just leave this here for anyone who is keeping up:

Panama Canal water levels at historic lows, restrictions to remain
By Elida Moreno
September 5, 20235:50 PM PDTUpdated 19 days ago

https://tinyurl.com/2c4qpeds

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 08:47 AM (WaWnY)

153 Canada geese are asshoe. That whole species needs to be culled.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:47 AM (xTRSc)

154 Jill Biden's first husband, Bill Stevenson, has been on the Greg Kelly show/Newsmax and shared that he purchased the vette for his then wife.
It is how he found out she was having an affair. The car was involved in a fender bender and when no payment was rec'd the other party approached Bill Stevenson. Stevenson was unaware of the accident and was told it was Joe Biden that was driving the vette at the time.

Joe's entire life is one false narrative after another.

Posted by: old chick at September 25, 2023 08:47 AM (sOete)

155 And while you know, as a Latina, there are absolutely ways in which there is systemic bias. But I think what is here in this indictment is quite clear. And- and I believe is in the best interest to maintain the integrity of the seat.

Two thoughts here:

A) Integrity of the seat? This from a person who was a bartender a few years ago and is now a multi-millionaire from a congress critter's salary in one of the most expensive towns to live?

ii) "Latina"? shouldn't that be "Latinx", you racist, sexist shrew?

• Could you explain the "systemic bias" part or are you referring to the clear two-tier justice system benefiting Party Members at the expense of the opponents of the Party?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2023 08:48 AM (p8A+W)

156 How is it that the DOJ/FBI are able to indict a sitting US Senator for the same types of crimes that they seem to have totally missed with Hunter Biden.

Did Bob Menendez and his wife fulfill the department quota ?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 25, 2023 08:48 AM (RHGPo)

157 According to the website-
"National Roadkill Day is actually about raising awareness about roadkill as an immediate and no-waste alternative to help feed many hungry Americans."
So today, make sure you get your dinner from road.
Posted by: redridinghood

Yeah. Except most collisions with vehicles explodes the innards, meaning all the meat is contaminated by intestinal and stomach bacteria.

Bad juju.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:48 AM (ZVVGW)

158 God is, at best, capricious. At worst, malignant. Rewarding the wicked and punishing the devout is twisted, even psychotic. And suffering is usually just plain suffering - there's no virtue or higher purpose no matter how much we want there to be.

Posted by: The word is full of horrible and shitty things. Accept it. at September 25, 2023 08:48 AM (lR6tR)

159 Some of the Bosnian guys in Erie would give up the slivowitz for Ramadan and stick with beer. Muzzie equivalent to the Easter and Christmas church crowd.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2023 08:49 AM (0EOe9)

160 "It's also,
National Roadkill Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"

"Democrats plant their kill-the-children message along highways in rural America."


This is an unfortunate pairing.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2023 08:49 AM (vFG9F)

161 Coffee is disgusting.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at September 25, 2023 08:50 AM (5Munz)

162 For those who missed it, Fall officially began this past Saturday at 2:30 AM EDT

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 25, 2023 08:50 AM (RHGPo)

163 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW 🚨 Mayo Clinic website:
"Hydroxychloroquine may be used to treat coronavirus (COVID-19) in certain hospitalized patients."

https://tinyurl.com/bde8xrjc
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 08:50 AM (krqg6)

164 I can tell you that Hunter did not share his business with his dad," Hunter Biden's lawyer
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Note the very careful and precise phrase "I can tell you."

I can tell you anything--doesnt mean it's the truth. I can tell you that the moon is made of cheese. That the Browns won the Super Bowl. That a man can become a woman.

I can-- as in "it's possible as a future potential event"--tell you anything.
Doesn't mean it's true.
And I've not technically told you a lie either.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 08:50 AM (x2xJw)

165 I know a country where 12% of the population commits 63 to 67% of all violent crime.

Posted by: rhennigantx

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hahaha, speaking of, did you see where the George Floyd band director in Birmingham who kept telling the po-lees to "GET OUT MUH FACE!" five or six times before deciding he would resist arrest, push, and wrestle with them en route to being tasered has started making the media rounds and insisting that everyone not believe what they watched on the bodycam?

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 08:51 AM (WaWnY)

166 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW 🚨 Mayo Clinic website:
"Hydroxychloroquine may be used to treat coronavirus (COVID-19) in certain hospitalized patients."

https://tinyurl.com/bde8xrjc
IMAGE
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 08:50 AM (krqg6)

RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 08:51 AM (CIS44)

167 I know a country where 12% of the population commits 63 to 67% of all violent crime.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (BRHaw)

6%, actually, because you're counting the males of that particular demographic. You could even shrink that percentage by only counting those under, say, age 40.

Posted by: pookysgirl, pedant at September 25, 2023 08:51 AM (dtlDP)

168 For those of you more wise in the ways of Rumble, is there a way to tell it that you don't want to see ANYTHING from a particular category?

Yes, I know that I can follow channels and then only see that in my feed but when I'm looking for new stuff I'd prefer to not have to wade through a bunch of crap that I'll never be interested in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 08:51 AM (1Z8zZ)

169 When I was a kid, my brother hit and killed a deer with a pickup truck. Before it happened during deer season, we got to keep the carcass. My oldest brother butchered it and we froze the meat. It was good eating.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:52 AM (xTRSc)

170 DailyMail:

Tucker Carlson DENIES he is launching a television show in Russia after ad with fired Fox News host's face and name popped up on state TV

- Firebrand Carlson, 54, said he had no idea his likeness was even being used until it was brought to his attention by a journalist
- It was spotted on Russia's rolling news channel Rossiya 24 - insinuating that Carlson has landed himself a new job in Putin 's state

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 25, 2023 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

171 strapping dude compared to Ching Chow Choo or whomever Hanoi sent to Paris.
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Rosie O'Donnell was part of the Hanoi delegation??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 08:52 AM (krqg6)

172
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
JUST IN - REPORTS OF FIRE AT APPLE SUPPLIER PEGATRON FACTORY IN SOUTHERN CHENNAI CITY OF INDIA
Posted by: andycanuck


BEHOLD! the awesome power of our righteous wrath toward you for you having sent your space junk to our luminous orb, knowing full well that it would perish here in the nighttime cold!

-- Moon Maidens
"We're real and we're spectacular!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 08:53 AM (xG4kz)

173 I know a country where 12% of the population commits 63 to 67% of all violent crime.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:30 AM (BRHaw)

6%, actually, because you're counting the males of that particular demographic. You could even shrink that percentage by only counting those under, say, age 40.
Posted by: pookysgirl, pedant at September 25, 2023 08:51 AM (dtlDP)

Yah, It's like 3.5% commit 70% of violent crimes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 08:53 AM (CIS44)

174 God is, at best, capricious. At worst, malignant. Rewarding the wicked and punishing the devout is twisted, even psychotic. And suffering is usually just plain suffering - there's no virtue or higher purpose no matter how much we want there to be.

Posted by: The word is full of horrible and shitty things. Accept it.

--

Decent trolling effort, but not believable enough. 3 out of 10

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 08:53 AM (WaWnY)

175 Companies are declaring bankruptcy, individuals are failing to meet loan obligations, yet Janet Yellen has stated, “I don’t see any sign that the economy is in risk of a downturn.”

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 25, 2023 08:54 AM (RHGPo)

176 @154 Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his first Senate campaign when she was a volunteer who babysat Joe's kids. Joe and Jill say they fell in love much later after Joe's ex drove the family suburban, with the kids, into an oncoming semi.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 25, 2023 08:54 AM (K6vwr)

177 169 *Because* it happened

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 08:54 AM (xTRSc)

178 Astounding number. No wonder France is seeing constant protests.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 08:18 AM (zkeGc)


But they keep voting for the same people... theoretically.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 08:54 AM (1Z8zZ)

179 Rabbi Dov Fischer: "Illness might be G-d’s way of inspiring you to fulfill the life purposes you were meant to attain."
Atoning Before G-D: What if This Is Your Last Chance?

thanks for posting JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2023 08:54 AM (BRHaw)

180 Is it true that during the Yom Kippur fast, you’re not even supposed to drink water? I recall reading that somewhere recently.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I think that's true for Ramadan. Interested to hear from our Jewish morons.
Posted by: grammie winger

Gee, thanks allah. Park our asses in the desert and then tell us we can't drink water during the hottest part of the day.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:54 AM (ZVVGW)

181 >Posted by: The word is full of horrible and shitty things. Accept it. at September 25, 2023 08:48 AM (lR6tR)


I bet you're a hoot at parties!

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 08:55 AM (geLO8)

182 God's Plan Includes Abortion"

Democrats plant their kill-the-children message along highways in rural America.

https://shorturl.at/BC457
Posted by: Huck Follywood

The Democrats are pure evil.
Posted by: redridinghood l

Yes they are. But if you posit an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, sovereign God, under whom nothing occurs without his knowledge or permission - would then abortion not literally have to be part of God's plan?

Posted by: The ol' Problem of Evil. Don't think it's an easy one to reconcile at September 25, 2023 08:55 AM (lR6tR)

183 President Joe Biden and embattled son Hunter find themselves under scrutiny as their close ties to indicted Sen. Bob Menendez, D-N.J., surface through a 2010 email obtained from Hunter’s infamous laptop.

This revelation has raised questions about the extent of Biden’s connections with Menendez and has added to the mounting controversies surrounding the president, who is facing allegations of bribery himself.

The emails reveal that Menendez’s chief of staff, Danny O’Brien, reached out to Hunter and his former business partner, Eric Schwerin, with a specific request: access to Biden.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 08:55 AM (RHGPo)

184 Yeah. Except most collisions with vehicles explodes the innards, meaning all the meat is contaminated by intestinal and stomach bacteria.

Bad juju.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:48 AM (ZVVGW)
******
People are going to have to resort to this if Biden gets reelected.

Or you can eat insects.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

185 When I was a kid, my brother hit and killed a deer with a pickup truck.
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Well, your brother had to kill the deer -- it had stolen your bro's pickup truck!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 08:55 AM (krqg6)

186 Bari Weiss did an interesting interview on the Yom Kippur War recently - with a young man who was looking into Leonard Cohen's activities during the war.

None of the interview participants came off great; Leonard Cohen came off semi-good but in the end he bowed to Globalism and turned on Israel; it was interesting to me because the people I knew growing up who were from Israel did NOT like Golda Meir (putting it mildly) and after listening to the podcast I finally really understood why. The Greenfield article added even more to my understanding.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 08:56 AM (AcWfM)

187 The emails reveal that Menendez’s chief of staff, Danny O’Brien, reached out to Hunter and his former business partner, Eric Schwerin, with a specific request: access to Biden.
Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 08:55 AM (RHGPo)

Are you sure he didnt reach out for the 'illusion' of access?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 08:56 AM (CIS44)

188 Good morning JJ and all other assembled Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at September 25, 2023 08:56 AM (2pH9T)

189 Posted by: The word is full of horrible and shitty things. Accept it. at September 25, 2023 08:48 AM (lR6tR)

Wow. Who peed in your Cheerios this morning?

Posted by: even pookysgirl isn't that cynical at September 25, 2023 08:56 AM (dtlDP)

190
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
JUST IN - REPORTS OF FIRE AT APPLE SUPPLIER PEGATRON FACTORY IN SOUTHERN CHENNAI CITY OF INDIA


I told them to buy the extended warranty. Did they listen? No, these are very bad men.

Posted by: Babu Bhatt at September 25, 2023 08:56 AM (enJYY)

191 *biden's entire life history is a skinsuit.

His childhood, political career, wives, kids, vette, financials, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 08:56 AM (Q4IgG)

192 For those who missed it, Fall officially began this past Saturday at 2:30 AM EDT
Posted by: Hank Johnson


It was 95 degrees yesterday.

Just saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:57 AM (ZVVGW)

193
Yeah. Except most collisions with vehicles explodes the innards, meaning all the meat is contaminated by intestinal and stomach bacteria.

Bad juju.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:48 AM (ZVVGW)



They always manage to leave that one detail out.

When hunting feral hog, if you're going to eat them, you have 60 minutes to drop the innards or you're not eating.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

194 Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his first Senate campaign when she was a volunteer who babysat Joe's kids. Joe and Jill say they fell in love much later after Joe's ex drove the family suburban, with the kids, into an oncoming semi.

Posted by: Ignoramus

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Didn't Joe wreck the guy's car or something similar, and the guy only found out because the repair shop said something about Joe driving it?

And now Joe shows the guys ex-wife and ex-car off to the public while proclaiming how they're both awesome and both his and we're supposed to believe he's the good guy. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 08:57 AM (WaWnY)

195 161 Coffee is disgusting.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at September 25, 2023 08:50 AM (5Munz)


Is that a general statement or are you commenting on what's in your cup this morning?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 08:57 AM (x0n13)

196 People are going to have to resort to this if Biden gets reelected.


I'm all ready - the deer are basically resident here now. my dogs are pals with them! it's annoying but they'll be easy to catch during the Burning Times at least.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 08:57 AM (AcWfM)

197
It was 95 degrees yesterday.

Just saying.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 08:57 AM (ZVVGW)



And in the 90's all this week with only a 20% chance of rain today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

198 Wow. Who peed in your Cheerios this morning?
Posted by: even pookysgirl isn't that cynical at September 25, 2023 08:56 AM (dtlDP)

I don't eat Cheerios. I find them bland and flavorless.

Posted by: Cocoa Krispies is where it's at at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (lR6tR)

199 Survey Says 1 in 6 Americans Cannot Name a Single Branch of Government

Trick Question. There is no Branch of the Government because there is no Constitutional Government its all a free for all Leviathan!

Grab power where you can and when you can.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (p8A+W)

200 Roadkill meat. On the game warden and state cop shows on cable, some areas donate the carcass to a charity. They must be able to salvage a lot of edible meat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (0EOe9)

201 Like the fanfare surrounding Epps, the Menendez thing is a distraction, a shiny toy, a squirrel, whatever. *biden's got problems too numerous to mention so, the junta throws the media a couple bones to keep them happy and distracted.

They then dutifully distract the mindless sheeple.

Trump will be back in the news soon enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (Q4IgG)

202 According to the website-
"National Roadkill Day is actually about raising awareness about roadkill as an immediate and no-waste alternative to help feed many hungry Americans."
So today, make sure you get your dinner from road.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

There's no Spam in the road !

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (T4tVD)

203 (lightning bugs that serve no purpose whatsoever except to make little children smile on summer evenings have entered the chat)

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (WaWnY)

204 Thanks JJ !

AGAIN !!!

Posted by: JT at September 25, 2023 08:59 AM (T4tVD)

205 Like the fanfare surrounding Epps, the Menendez thing is a distraction, a shiny toy, a squirrel, whatever. *biden's got problems too numerous to mention so, the junta throws the media a couple bones to keep them happy and distracted.

They then dutifully distract the mindless sheeple.

Trump will be back in the news soon enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

-

I think that's the entire point of the gun charge against Hunter, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 08:59 AM (WaWnY)

206 200 Roadkill meat. On the game warden and state cop shows on cable, some areas donate the carcass to a charity. They must be able to salvage a lot of edible meat.


I had an old friend local here who did the work butchering roadkill deer? he had to MOVE FAST when the cops reported one hit. like within minutes, or too much would be spoiled.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 08:59 AM (AcWfM)

207 According to the website-
"National Roadkill Day is actually about raising awareness about roadkill as an immediate and no-waste alternative to help feed many hungry Americans."
So today, make sure you get your dinner from road.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 08:40 AM (NpAcC)
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Hmmm. I might have to go to the Roadkill Cafe for dinner tonight...(yes, that's a real place)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2023 08:59 AM (YIVH2)

208 176 Ignoramus, every time Joe blabbers about his precious, coveted corvette, I think you mean Bill Stevenson's vette.

Posted by: old chick at September 25, 2023 08:59 AM (sOete)

209
They must be able to salvage a lot of edible meat.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door


Soups and stews can readily cover a multitude of sins.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 08:59 AM (xG4kz)

210 198 I don't eat Cheerios. I find them bland and flavorless.
Posted by: Cocoa Krispies is where it's at at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (lR6tR)

Half of what you eat is a hole. Bagels don't count. Donuts are borderline.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:00 AM (x0n13)

211 There's no Spam in the road !
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (T4tVD)
******
Rumor has it Spam is made from roadkill.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 09:00 AM (NpAcC)

212 61 Coffee is disgusting.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at September 25, 2023 08:50 AM (5Munz)

You are of your father the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he tells a lie, he speaks from his own nature, because he is a liar and the father of lies

Posted by: Lies, heresy, and blasphemy! at September 25, 2023 09:00 AM (lR6tR)

213 Coffee is disgusting.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at September 25, 2023 08:50 AM (5Munz)



You left Starbucks out of your statement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

214 Libya orders detention of eight current and former officials pending investigation into collapse of two dams.

Clearly, caused by CAGW.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:01 AM (krqg6)

215 the trader joes seasonal coffees are really nice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:01 AM (AcWfM)

216 203 Lightning bugs still make me smile, and I’m 29+.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (xTRSc)

217 I don't eat Cheerios. I find them bland and flavorless.
Posted by: Cocoa Krispies is where it's at at September 25, 2023 08:58 AM (lR6tR)

Cinnamon Oat Crunch Cheerios is my go to cereal. I usually add some strawberries to it.

Posted by: dantesed at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (88xKn)

218 God is, at best, capricious. At worst, malignant. Rewarding the wicked and punishing the devout is twisted, even psychotic. And suffering is usually just plain suffering - there's no virtue or higher purpose no matter how much we want there to be.

Posted by: The word is full of horrible and shitty things. Accept it.


You have less understanding than a child. Material reward in this life or eternal reward in heaven. Your choice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (O+BhX)

219 Instapundit:

I hear single women talking about the “three sixes” — at least six feet tall, a six figure income, and a six-inch penis. The Venn diagram where those characteristics overlap doesn’t offer much hope.

.. "a six-inch penis" ?

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

220 Lightning bugs still make me smile, and I’m 29+.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (xTRSc)



We rarely see them round these parts anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

221
Cheerios: who decided that the Os were cheery?

They could just have easily called them "Despondentos" or "Disappointmentos".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 09:03 AM (xG4kz)

222 WAIT

so Grandpa Joe's Corvette once belonged to the guy whose wife he was f***ing on the side?

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 09:03 AM (geLO8)

223
Survey Says 1 in 6 Americans Cannot Name a Single Branch of Government

___________

The police
The IRS

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 09:03 AM (iYyQM)

224 My go-to coffee is Mayorga's Cafe Cubano. (Sorry, King Harv!)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2023 09:03 AM (N3zMI)

225
I hear single women talking about the “three sixes” — at least six feet tall, a six figure income, and a six-inch penis. The Venn diagram where those characteristics overlap doesn’t offer much hope.

.. "a six-inch penis" ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (RHGPo)



That shouldn't be a problem. Women have been told their entire lives that *this* is 6 inches.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

226 >We rarely see them round these parts anymore.

Posted by: Sponge -


I've never seen any since moving to Colorado
maybe they have them here, but I've never seen them

Posted by: DB - at September 25, 2023 09:04 AM (geLO8)

227
.. "a six-inch penis" ?

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM


Sorry, I'm not cutting any off for any woman.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 09:04 AM (enJYY)

228 so Grandpa Joe's Corvette once belonged to the guy whose wife he was f***ing on the side?
Posted by: DB

Bill Stevenson purchased the vette for Jill, so yes.

Posted by: old chick at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (sOete)

229 Happy Monday!

Do I want to skim the links, or nah?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (izj35)

230 s it true that during the Yom Kippur fast, you’re not even supposed to drink water? I recall reading that somewhere recently.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

True. About 20 years ago, I was in temple in the afternoon and at about 3:00PM I got a horrible headache and went home. Momma, who was rather observant, said it was okay to break the fast at that point.

Here was a woman who although not ultra religious nevertheless respected and observed holidays and traditions. And yet she said, "I have a deep sense of Yiddishkeit and tradition and a love of my Judaism. But this fasting thing is barbaric."

I thought, wow!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (x0n13)

231 Lightning bugs still make me smile, and I’m 29+.

-

I don't disagree, but it makes the point much more clunky.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (WaWnY)

232 so Grandpa Joe's Corvette once belonged to the guy whose wife he was f***ing on the side?


well he was driving it while "being with" the young wife ... he never bought the CAR but eventually bought the poon

btw at the time the Bulletin here speculated on Neillia's death, that she was "upset by the many rumors of her husband's affairs" so it was widely known he'd already been cheating on her for years. who with who knows who cares. a hoor with other hoors

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (AcWfM)

233
Bill Stevenson purchased the vette for Jill, so yes.
Posted by: old chick at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (sOete)



Trailer park whore going 'round the outside.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

234 Have I missed the video clips of every Democrat in Congress preaching, "No one is above the law," referring to Menendez?

Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (5fDan)

235
I've never seen any since moving to Colorado
maybe they have them here, but I've never seen them
Posted by: DB


At higher elevations lightning bugs' relatives are "gamma bugs". They emit light, too, but it is gamma radiation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 09:06 AM (xG4kz)

236 "a six-inch penis" ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

I knew a fat Greek whose wife used to call him The Old Soup Can because his jimmy jammy was 6 inches...wide.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 09:06 AM (0lY6Y)

237 227 Sorry, I'm not cutting any off for any woman.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 09:04 AM (enJYY)


If only I could speak at 8 days old . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:06 AM (x0n13)

238 Grandpa Joe's Corvette once belonged to the guy whose wife he was f***ing on the side?
Posted by: DB
-

Bill Stevenson purchased the vette for Jill, so yes.

Posted by: old chick

--

Right before the affair drove his then-wife to commit suicide and kill a child of theirs during the act.

Ponder that for a bit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 09:06 AM (WaWnY)

239 234 Have I missed the video clips of every Democrat in Congress preaching, "No one is above the law," referring to Menendez?
Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (5fDan)

You missed Titty Caca's pull quote above?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:07 AM (x0n13)

240 Right before the affair drove his then-wife to commit suicide and kill a child of theirs during the act.


the boys were in the car too

so all the kids, she wanted to die and take them all with her

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:07 AM (AcWfM)

241 Renewables account for roughly 70% of supply during midday peak with solar making up over 80% of renewable generation at its daily peak, according to CAISO data.

The grid operator's short-term forecasting team detailed the eclipse's impacts to the region in a recent technical bulletin that shows grid-scale renewables generation is expected to decline by 9.374 GW, while at the same time, gross load will increase by 2.374 GW.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:07 AM (O+BhX)

242 Lord forgive us, for we have all sinned against You.
Every one of us.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2023 09:07 AM (r51hs)

243 >>"Two elderly women face up to eleven years in federal prison for their peaceful protest at an abortion clinic."


Unbelievable.
Really.
They can't bother to even keep violent criminals held for more than a few hours in most major cities, but the feds believe it's just to prosecute these women and have them spend their last days in jail.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (izj35)

244 You have less understanding than a child. Material reward in this life or eternal reward in heaven. Your choice.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (O+BhX)

Even a child knows that when he's being beaten for no reason that something is wrong about that.

Posted by: Lies, heresy, and blasphemy! at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (lR6tR)

245 Cheerios: who decided that the Os were cheery?



Because I don't think Zero-ios would sell.

Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (gmo/4)

246 You would have thought they would have just indicted Trump again. My guess is Menendez and Biden are connected at the hip. Delaware is right next door to NJ. The original Wilsonian Too Bug To Fail were NY, NJ, CT, PA and DE. That gives you 10 Senators in a tight package in a country that had 48 states in 1917.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (pLaQB)

247
Sorry, I'm not cutting any off for any woman.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 09:04 AM (enJYY)


If only I could speak at 8 days old . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:06 AM


Yeah, after they snipped me I couldn't talk for an entire year.

/ forget who to give credit to

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (enJYY)

248 I've never seen any since moving to Colorado
maybe they have them here, but I've never seen them
Posted by: DB

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I've seen them in eastern Wyoming.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (N3zMI)

249 This past summer was a bonanza for lightning bugs here in Kentucky.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (Q4IgG)

250 Good old Uncle Joe, the Conscience of America.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (WaWnY)

251 Even a child knows that when he's being beaten for no reason that something is wrong about that.


my feeling is you missed something really important in your Bible studies

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (AcWfM)

252 245 Because I don't think Zero-ios would sell.
Posted by: Archer at September 25, 2023 09:08 AM (gmo/4)


"Mostel me about it."

- - Original Tevye

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:09 AM (x0n13)

253 Cinnamon Oat Crunch Cheerios is my go to cereal. I usually add some strawberries to it.
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Us too!!

Posted by: U.S.S. Caine mess boys at September 25, 2023 09:09 AM (krqg6)

254 The Canadian parliament honored a Ukistani who fought with the SS. St. Zelensky of Keeev was there too, lol. And now the left is freaking out because it will be used by Putin as propaganda. They’re not freaking out that, you know, a Nazi was honored.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 09:09 AM (bWsRe)

255 230 JJ, I assume that those with medical conditions are not required to observe the fast?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:09 AM (xTRSc)

256 Grandpa Joe's Corvette once belonged to the guy whose wife he was f***ing on the side?
Posted by: DB

Yes. He stole the guy's wife and car and still parades them both around like prizes 50 years later. Piece of shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:09 AM (O+BhX)

257 Renewables account for roughly 70% of supply during midday peak with solar making up over 80% of renewable generation at its daily peak, according to CAISO data.

The grid operator's short-term forecasting team detailed the eclipse's impacts to the region in a recent technical bulletin that shows grid-scale renewables generation is expected to decline by 9.374 GW, while at the same time, gross load will increase by 2.374 GW.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:07 AM (O+BhX)



Coal and gas burning plants like the renewables from the standpoint of they allow for longer controlled outages for cleaning and repair because they can make up for a single generator when taken offline. They openly admit they are NOT a long term replacement solution.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

258 Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 08:59 AM (AcWfM)

My brother was coming back from work late at night when he came upon a guy that had just hit a deer. The guy needed to get home, so my brother said he'd stay until the sheriff came. He hopped down into the ditch to start cutting up the carcass and a sheriff's deputy rolled up. My brother said it was a good thing he knew the deputy, because looking up from the ditch, covered in blood and holding a giant knife would've been "real awkward."

Posted by: pookysgirl, sister to a redneck at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (dtlDP)

259 I hear single women talking about the “three sixes” — at least six feet tall, a six figure income, and a six-inch penis. The Venn diagram where those characteristics overlap doesn’t offer much hope.

.. "a six-inch penis" ?
Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (RHGPo)


Two points:

1. It's a six pack, not a 6 inch penis.
2. I saw an interview with some pron "ladies" and they were pretty consistent that 5"+ was good.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (1Z8zZ)

260 Would the Navy ever name a ship Caine? Cereally.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (pLaQB)

261 >>btw at the time the Bulletin here speculated on Neillia's death, that she was "upset by the many rumors of her husband's affairs" so it was widely known he'd already been cheating on her for years. who with who knows who cares. a hoor with other hoors


What really upset her, affairs -- or molesting kids?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (izj35)

262 The original Wilsonian Too Bug To Fail were NY, NJ, CT, PA and DE.

that's an interesting group

totally poisoned

I was recently in CT and it shocked me how PA/NJ like it was. it doesn't fit in New England at all. Roads like PA (!!!) and dingy like NJ. at least NJ has the shore (and better roads)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (AcWfM)

263
Trailer park whore going 'round the outside.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Give a hobo a dollar, and he eats for one day.

Give a hobo a dollar bill to buy a hook and some fish line, and he eats for a lifetime.

Give Joe Biden a dollar bill, some fish line, and a hook, and he goes trolling for who-ers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (xG4kz)

264 258
Posted by: pookysgirl, sister to a redneck at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (dtlDP)

Reminded me of Woody Allen's "Moose" routine from his early days. Look it up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:11 AM (x0n13)

265 What really upset her, affairs -- or molesting kids?


interesting thought Lizzy

now, if he was messing with his kids (likely) what was he doing to her do you think?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:11 AM (AcWfM)

266 Renewables account for roughly 70% of supply during midday peak with solar making up over 80% of renewable generation at its daily peak, according to CAISO data.

=

I saw where some EV battery factory required a coal plant that was going to be shut down to remain open. Apparently the EV plant needed the entire coal-fired power plant output to operate.

Yay green!

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 09:11 AM (WaWnY)

267 260 Would the Navy ever name a ship Caine? Cereally.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (pLaQB)


Put a Mc in front of Caine and, well, QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:12 AM (x0n13)

268 What really upset her, affairs -- or molesting kids?

-

Too many showers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 09:12 AM (WaWnY)

269
Mostel me about it."

- - Original Tevye

________

I read "Tevye the Milkman" by Sholem Alichem, on which "Fiddler on the Roof" is based. But Tevye in the book is a prick, a blowhard who neglects his family.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 09:12 AM (iYyQM)

270
From the way she dresses, you can tell that Joe's "doctor" wrestles with her inner, "just lookin' to bust out", who-er self.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 09:12 AM (xG4kz)

271 .. "a six-inch penis" ?
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In the 4" kingdom, the 6" man is King Kong.

[Assuming flaccid measure. I theorize.]

BTW, I saw Flaccid Measure open for the Nine Inch Nails in 1993 at the CNE Grounds.

Posted by: U.S.S. Caine mess boys at September 25, 2023 09:13 AM (krqg6)

272 FWP furnace pilot out. Furnace in the crawl space and the heating guy can't get here until the 5th. Currently 48.

Posted by: Infidel at September 25, 2023 09:13 AM (CEX6j)

273 The Biblical murderer’s name is “Cain,” not “Caine.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:14 AM (xTRSc)

274 Apparently one of the Chapo Trap House dudes had a stroke and died. *shrugs*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:14 AM (izj35)

275 RNC Research
@RNCResearch

Democrat Eric Swalwell thinks Biden's "approval rating is as low as it is" because Democrats "don't punch back hard enough"

https://tinyurl.com/y85c6zsd

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2023 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

276 But Wisconsin lawmakers are introducing a bill that would permit any marriage that lasted less than one year to be annulled, provided only that no pregnancy resulted from it. As maltreated as the traditional institution of marriage has been in American law recently, this innovation would represent a new low.

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Jumping the broom to symbolise a handfast is an old Anglo-Celtic tradition.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 25, 2023 09:15 AM (MIKMs)

277
237 227 Sorry, I'm not cutting any off for any woman.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 09:04 AM (enJYY)


If only I could speak at 8 days old . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:06 AM (x0n13)

Must've been quite a foreskin!

Real question - what is the true meaning of circumcision in Judaism? I know it's supposed to be an outward sign of God's covenant with Abraham and his descendants, but why cutting off the foreskin specifically? I've always wondered than

Posted by: Why'd it have to be dick-cutting? at September 25, 2023 09:15 AM (lR6tR)

278 Would the Navy ever name a ship Caine? Cereally.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2023 09:10 AM (pLaQB)


Put a Mc in front of Caine and, well, QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

And it'll sink five times.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2023 09:16 AM (ZVVGW)

279
Ukistani


LOL

Why are there so many countries in that vicinity whose names end in -istan?

Could it be ... STAN?
-- Church lady

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2023 09:16 AM (xG4kz)

280 I was recently in CT and it shocked me how PA/NJ like it was. it doesn't fit in New England at all. Roads like PA (!!!) and dingy like NJ. at least NJ has the shore (and better roads)
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I've never been there but I have spoken to guys that grew up there. Their comments indicated it was once very nice and now is a shit hole. Rurally, I know a guy who grew up there. His people were tobacco farmers. CT was known for its cigar wrapper tobacco. They are a black family and their son is a remarkable man. Westpoint educated and just a really solid guy. I asked and he is not a Puritan. That explains a lot.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2023 09:16 AM (pLaQB)

281 I think Virginia has a law that a marriage can be annulled within a certain period. Not a year, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:16 AM (xTRSc)

282 Democrat Eric Swalwell thinks Biden's "approval rating is as low as it is" because Democrats "don't punch back hard enough"

--

We shoulda' been telling everyone inflation was only 1%!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 09:16 AM (WaWnY)

283
Democrat Eric Swalwell thinks Biden's "approval rating is as low as it is" because Democrats "don't punch back hard enough"

I thought it was cuz raycism,

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 09:17 AM (bWsRe)

284 'Though the fig tree does not bud and no fruit is on the vines, though the olive crop fails and the fields produce no food, though the sheep are cut off from the fold and no cattle are in the stalls, yet I will exult in the LORD. I will rejoice in the God of my salvation!'

Habakkuk 3:17,18

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 25, 2023 09:17 AM (45fpk)

285
I lived there for four years and even in 1980, most of CT was a slum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 09:17 AM (iYyQM)

286 The Biblical murderer’s name is “Cain,” not “Caine.”
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Such an Abel comment.

And, crap, I coulda sworn I'd taken the mess boys' sock off first.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:17 AM (krqg6)

287 hahahaha, turning the ableism into Abelism to make fun of the left would be a lot of fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at September 25, 2023 09:18 AM (WaWnY)

288 FJB is one of those malignant beings, much like Fauci, who walk the earth, wholly in service to Satan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:19 AM (O+BhX)

289 Democrat Eric Swalwell thinks Biden's "approval rating is as low as it is" because Democrats "don't punch back hard enough"
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And the MSM is against them!

I see leftist shits -- Yank and Hoser -- say that about massively leftist MSM sources. Always kills me.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:19 AM (krqg6)

290 277 Posted by: Why'd it have to be dick-cutting? at September 25, 2023 09:15 AM (lR6tR)

Go to Aish "dot" com and look it up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:19 AM (x0n13)

291 The Biblical murderer’s name is “Cain,” not “Caine.”

Caine was all about them strawberries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 09:19 AM (1Z8zZ)

292 I lived there for four years and even in 1980, most of CT was a slum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 09:17 AM (iYyQM)

Biggest democrat asshole I ever met was from CT. He used to run the food service at the University. He's dead now but still voting wrong.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 09:20 AM (0lY6Y)

293 Caine was all about them strawberries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 09:19 AM (1Z8zZ)

He was my favorite of all my butlers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 09:21 AM (CIS44)

294 Reminded me of Woody Allen's "Moose" routine from his early days. Look it up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:11 AM (x0n13)

Very funny, but that was definitely your kind of joke!

Posted by: pookysgirl lives with a Fozzie Bear fan at September 25, 2023 09:21 AM (dtlDP)

295 'Though the fig tree does not bud and no fruit is on the vines, though the olive crop fails and the fields produce no food, though the sheep are cut off from the fold and no cattle are in the stalls, yet I will exult in the LORD. I will rejoice in the God of my salvation!'
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I hope that's not a reply to the circumcision query!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:21 AM (krqg6)

296 That is unless he knows where the bodies are buried, figuratively and with his colleagues, probably quite literally. In which case he'll be dining every night with Jeffrey Epstein and Vince Foster, among others.

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I wonder if they'll invite Seth Rich?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 25, 2023 09:22 AM (2O5Io)

297 292 I lived there for four years and even in 1980, most of CT was a slum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2023 09:17 AM (iYyQM)

Biggest democrat asshole I ever met was from CT. He used to run the food service at the University. He's dead now but still voting wrong.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 25, 2023 09:20 AM (0lY6Y)

Friend of mine from CT used to joke that the state motto is "Left Lane Closed Next 30 Miles".

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2023 09:22 AM (N3zMI)

298 NJ and CT is what happens when NY moves out of NY.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:22 AM (O+BhX)

299 hahahaha, turning the ableism into Abelism to make fun of the left would be a lot of fun.
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Thanks a Lot, Moron Robbie, trying to beat me to the punch!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:23 AM (krqg6)

300 298 NJ and CT is what happens when NY moves out of NY.
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: NC, SC, VA, MD, GA and FL at September 25, 2023 09:23 AM (pLaQB)

301 298 NJ and CT is what happens when NY moves out of NY.


yep

the poison spreads

it's here in PA too, up north, hit Bucks County now pretty hard and every new person I meet here by Kennett is from NY

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:23 AM (AcWfM)

302 >>Democrat Eric Swalwell thinks Biden's "approval rating is as low as it is" because Democrats "don't punch back hard enough"


Really, Eric? I think it was more that Biden has not expressed his policies in a way that people can understand them (i.e. we're just too dumb to appreciate them) -- he just needs better messaging!

Has anyone put together a list of these political tropes? They don't even think anymore, they simply spit out one of these depending on the situation (e.g. Govt. program failed? Wasn't funded enough! High unemployment? More jobs training! etc.).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:23 AM (izj35)

303 Western US Braces For Loss Of Solar-Powered Generation During Solar Eclipse

The California Independent System Operator is preparing for a reduction of over 9 GW of renewable generation during the Oct. 14 annular solar eclipse as solar-power accounts for the majority of supply during the middle of the day.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

304 289 Fun fact: "Hoser" and "Hoosier" are related, etymologically. My understanding is that they come from a word that meant something like "hillbilly" in Britain.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:24 AM (xTRSc)

305 Caine was all about them strawberries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2023 09:19 AM (1Z8zZ)


I think what we're looking at here ...

*puts on sunglasses*

... is a real jam.

YEAAAARGHHHHHH

Posted by: Lieutenant Caine at September 25, 2023 09:24 AM (EGPRf)

306 it's here in PA too, up north, hit Bucks County now pretty hard and every new person I meet here by Kennett is from NY
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:23 AM (AcWfM)

I would imagine the DelCo lads dont take too kindly to the outisders moving in.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2023 09:24 AM (CIS44)

307 302 >>Democrat Eric Swalwell thinks Biden's "approval rating is as low as it is" because Democrats "don't punch back hard enough"


Really, Eric? I think it was more that Biden has not expressed his policies in a way that people can understand them (i.e. we're just too dumb to appreciate them) -- he just needs better messaging!

.. ROFL

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

308 I know a country where 12% of the population commits 63 to 67% of all violent crime.

I know, the Weimar Republic, right?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2023 09:25 AM (4PZHB)

309 Democrats are astounded Resident Joe wants to march with the UAW. He's normally so anti-inflation, doncha know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 09:25 AM (gKarl)

310 Sure, Chan. Sure.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: China’s ‘batwoman’ virologist warns another COVID outbreak is ‘highly likely’
Renowned Chinese virologist Shi Zhengli, commonly known as "batwoman" due to her extensive research on animal-origin viruses

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:25 AM (krqg6)

311 I would imagine the DelCo lads dont take too kindly to the outisders moving in.


ha! true they fight it!

but this is Chester County - half new rich folk from NYC and half H1Bs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:25 AM (AcWfM)

312 Jose Ferrer was great in The Caine Mutiny. His speech at the end calling out the mutineers is fantastic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:26 AM (xTRSc)

313 "By virtually every measurable standard, Trump should win the White House in 2024 by a landslide. However, the powers-that-be cannot afford to let him compete fairly."


It's as if the Leftist Power Brokers knew Decrepit Joe's four years would be an economic and everything else disaster. (Except for them and their cronies.)

Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 09:26 AM (5fDan)

314 I mean -- "Yom Kippur", it just sounds so made up.

Posted by: Kustie The Klown at September 25, 2023 09:26 AM (ugYZv)

315 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 34m
JUST IN - A herd of sheep struggling to find fresh grass for food due to extreme flooding in Greece started behaving strangely after eating large parts of a cannabis crop, according to reports.

Well, they do eat grass!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:27 AM (krqg6)

316 I mean -- "Yom Kippur", it just sounds so made up.



They were going to call it "Yam Kippers," but decided that that wouldn't be appropriate for a day of fasting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2023 09:28 AM (xTRSc)

317 Abelism - when you get set up to be murdered by your brother

Posted by: God doesn't like vegetables apparently at September 25, 2023 09:28 AM (lR6tR)

318
it's here in PA too, up north, hit Bucks County now pretty hard and every new person I meet here by Kennett is from NY

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 25, 2023 09:23 AM


Ever been to St. Peter's Village? It was the epicenter of the hunt for the escaped killer for a few days. We had lunch at the Inn there last week and everyone at every table seemed to have their own story.

Anyway, the outdoor deck at the Inn has an amazing view of the creek below with some just amazing boulders. If the weather ever returns to nice and sunny it's not too far from you.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2023 09:29 AM (enJYY)

319 >>NEW: China’s ‘batwoman’ virologist warns another COVID outbreak is ‘highly likely’


They forgot the rest of her statement: ". . . because we've just released the new, improved strain into several major cities in Europe and north America!"

Why is she not in jail or on trial in the Hague?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:29 AM (izj35)

320 Abelism - when you get set up to be murdered by your brother.



I know, right?

Posted by: Geta, Caracalla's brother at September 25, 2023 09:30 AM (xTRSc)

321 Ever been to St. Peter's Village? It was the epicenter of the hunt for the escaped killer for a few days. We had lunch at the Inn there last week and everyone at every table seemed to have their own story.

I don't think this will make it into their promotional materials.

Posted by: Just a hunch at September 25, 2023 09:30 AM (lR6tR)

322 Embalmer Reveals 50% of Bodies Containing “White, Fibrous” Clots Since April/May 2021

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

323 The Corvette is a prize, Jill not so much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2023 09:31 AM (cot+J)

324 Art. Apparently, we've done something wrong.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2023 09:31 AM (N3zMI)

325 Nigerian-born writer Atinuke’s new children’s book, “Brilliant Black British History,” claims that the U.K. has more blacks in its history than whites, and that blacks are actually the builders of the famed Stonehenge.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:32 AM (RHGPo)

326 Why is she not in jail or on trial in the Hague?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:29 AM (izj35)
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She was just doing what Fauci paid her to do

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2023 09:32 AM (zkeGc)

327 ABC News Takes Down Video of GOP Analyst Citing ABC’s Own Poll on Democrats Being Stuck With Biden Due to Old and Weak Bench

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (RHGPo)

328 >>I hear single women talking about the “three sixes” — at least six feet tall, a six figure income, and a six-inch penis. The Venn diagram where those characteristics overlap doesn’t offer much hope.


Enjoy your wine and your cats, ladies! I'm sure they'll be a comfort in retirement.

But more seriously, wasn't feminism allegedly against the male version of this is the relationship marketplace - wanting to date only young, submissive and looking like a Playboy playmate?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:33 AM (izj35)

329 nood "art"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 25, 2023 09:34 AM (krqg6)

330 >>She was just doing what Fauci paid her to do

In a Chinese government biolab.

It was an act of war - if not intentionally releasing it, for all the ways they weaponized it after it got out.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2023 09:35 AM (izj35)

331 NJ and CT is what happens when NY moves out of NY.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2023 09:22 AM (O+BhX)

So you’re saying Florida is fucked?

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 09:37 AM (bWsRe)

332 239 234 Have I missed the video clips of every Democrat in Congress preaching, "No one is above the law," referring to Menendez?
Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 09:05 AM (5fDan)

You missed Titty Caca's pull quote above?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2023 09:07 AM (x0n13)

No. I am pointing out that she and her Fellow Travelers avoid using what was their favorite six word saying. People in glass houses...

Posted by: GL at September 25, 2023 09:38 AM (5fDan)

333 single women talking about the “three sixes” — at least six feet tall, a six figure income



Statistically speaking that has to be less than 10% of straight men.

Posted by: Montec at September 25, 2023 09:39 AM (bWsRe)

334
Terry Kirkman, Founding Member of The Association, Dead at 83

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2023 09:40 AM (ENBF0)

335 I don't think this will make it into their promotional materials.

Guy was taken captive on the grounds of a John Deere dealer.
Before the day was out, they were having a special sale.
Don't ever sell America's chambers of commerce short.

Nothing runs like a Deere.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 25, 2023 09:42 AM (4PZHB)

336 308 I know a country where 12% of the population commits 63 to 67% of all violent crime.

I know, the Weimar Republic, right?
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It's much less than 12%. At tops, its maybe less than 3%.

Posted by: NC, SC, VA, MD, GA and FL at September 25, 2023 09:43 AM (pLaQB)

337 Did we talk about how the WI supreme court ruled absentee drop boxes are Illeagal?

Seems like a major development for the "no one can overcome the cheat!" crowd to chew on ....

And didn't they already rule that it was illegal to send absentee ballots to everyone?

And how about Trump is ahead of Biden in WI? Where in 2019, he was up 17 over Trump?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2023 09:44 AM (x2xJw)

338 Twice-failed presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton pushed the old, tired, debunked Russia collusion hoax during her interview with former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki.

Psaki falsely claimed Vladimir Putin intervened in our election in the past before asking Hillary Clinton if she fears it could happen again in 2024.

“I don’t think despite all of the deniers there’s any doubt that he interfered in our election,” Hillary Clinton said.

Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2023 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

339 Cinnamon Oat Crunch Cheerios is my go to cereal. I usually add some strawberries to it.
Posted by: dantesed at September 25, 2023 09:02 AM (88xKn)

Honey Nut Cheerios as well.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 25, 2023 11:17 AM (Zvtjl)

340 I was curious if you ever considered changing
the structure of your site? Its very well written

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