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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 06:01 AM (fwDg9)

2 Thanks, Krak

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:02 AM (1n+EO)

3 Off to read the content.


BRB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:03 AM (1n+EO)

4 OK, I'm back

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:03 AM (1n+EO)

5 Good morning again morons

Local TV news reports property insurance premiums will spike 20-30% this year in California.

What Gavin has done for California he wants to do for you. To you. Whatever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:04 AM (RIvkX)

6 Local TV news reports a general strike in Oakland is planned this Tuesday to protest the city's failure to address retail crime.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:06 AM (RIvkX)

7 Well - howdy.

Posted by: Java Joe at September 23, 2023 06:09 AM (WaLgG)

8 5 When all the highly experienced drivers who just crossed the Rio Grande hit the highways, car insurance premiums will spike. 2004 Honda Civic with an annoying exhaust and "we don't need no steenkin' insurance".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 06:13 AM (0EOe9)

9 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 23, 2023 06:14 AM (ju2Fy)

10 Morning, folken! 'Tis Saturday! (Right?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 06:15 AM (omVj0)

11 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:15 AM (BRHaw)

12 Hiya

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 06:16 AM (T4tVD)

13 65 degrees in the back yard.

Birdbath is full

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:16 AM (1n+EO)

14 When all the highly experienced drivers who just crossed the Rio Grande hit the highways, car insurance premiums will spike. 2004 Honda Civic with an annoying exhaust and "we don't need no steenkin' insurance".
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

This is my nightmare.

Posted by: Infidel at September 23, 2023 06:18 AM (CEX6j)

15
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2023 06:18 AM (ENBF0)

16 Willpower but worth mentioning again. Dallas mayor Eric Johnson has switched party affiliation from D to R. He railed against the city budget saying there was no need to spend that much money.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:19 AM (GcmTI)

17 Seems like NYC is almost at the tipping point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:20 AM (1n+EO)

18 The "drier" (HA!) conditions the weather mavens have been touting this week? Have not arrived. Despite that, I'll need to wash the car this a.m., and that will be workout aplenty.

Might drive out to the new Aldi in the 'burbs, though, and see if they really have lower prices on some things than the general run of grocery stores here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 06:20 AM (omVj0)

19 G'morning, Ben Had

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:20 AM (1n+EO)

20 "and see if they really have lower prices on some things than the general run of grocery stores here."

If you like sandwiches on white bread, their brand in the blue banded bag is very cheap, and good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:21 AM (1n+EO)

21 VIA, a cheerful good morning to you

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:21 AM (GcmTI)

22 And almost every flavor of Aldi's Girl Scout Cookie knock-offs is good as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:22 AM (1n+EO)

23 And the Killer Kittens From Outer Space have been fed and are . . . somewhere. Probably peering out of a window -- or locked up in a closet (because they love to dart into such human caves, and I don't know they've darted, and I close the door on them).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 06:22 AM (omVj0)

24 I forget which moron recommended adding diced pears to jello but...it's delicious. Thanks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:23 AM (RIvkX)

25 And almost every flavor of Aldi's Girl Scout Cookie knock-offs is good as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023


***
Are they made without corn syrup? I bought some of Walmart's bakery cookies yesterday, ate a couple with my lunch, and was bothered by heartburn like I used to get before I cut out the syrup stuff about three years ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 06:24 AM (omVj0)

26 Tiny steps but that hard left twist on the ratchet is starting to show signs of weakening

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:24 AM (GcmTI)

27 President taps VP Kamala Harris to run first ever federal gun violence prevention office - adding to her packed portfolio that includes US border, space and broadband

Kamala thinks broadband is the GoGos.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:25 AM (BRHaw)

28 * hands SanFranpsycho a piece of lemoncello cake*

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:27 AM (GcmTI)

29 " I forget which moron recommended adding diced pears to jello but...it's delicious. Thanks."


* Sobs!*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:28 AM (1n+EO)

30 rhennigan, we now know nothing will happen on the gun violence front.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:29 AM (GcmTI)

31 Travis Scott's attorneys claim star's phone 'is LOST AT SEA at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico' - and can't be used as evidence in Astroworld lawsuit in bizarre twist

Travis Scott's attorneys have claimed his phone is lost at sea - after lawyers representing the plaintiffs of the 2021 Astroworld tragedy requested he turn

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:29 AM (BRHaw)

32 30 rhennigan, we now know nothing will happen on the gun violence front.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:29 AM (GcmTI)

gun violence WTF its people

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:30 AM (BRHaw)

33 "Are they made without corn syrup? "

Can't really say.


But, check out the ingredients while you're there getting the excellent, yet affordable white bread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:30 AM (1n+EO)

34 Howdy, Ben Had! How MoMe preps going?

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 23, 2023 06:30 AM (x2OCp)

35 mornin yall. Big plans today, pressure washing and painting. Maybe I can just put the paint in the pressure washer and get it all done in one shot.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2023 06:32 AM (vFG9F)

36 Government " gun violence " has nothing to do with criminals

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 06:33 AM (fwDg9)

37 rhennigan, it can't be people --- the gun did it as we all keep being told

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:33 AM (GcmTI)

38 That sounds great Ben Had thank you.

I think Imma whine up another pear cake later today.

One reason pears are awesome is that their skin has a tart flavor that is a counterpoint to the unctuous sweetness of the flesh. The combination is unique and satisfying.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:34 AM (RIvkX)

39 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:28 AM (1n+EO)
===
*Shoves a bowl of strawberry sugar-free with pears through the USB*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:36 AM (RIvkX)

40 Willowed from the pixy thread:
51 - It’s ok to fail

I actually hate this one. Yes, it does happen to all of us. It is best not to dwell or over invest in a failure.

BUT.

It should not be ok to fail. You should feel bad if you fail. You should want it to never happen again. Don't turn it into a psychosis, but there is a REASON we feel bad when we fail. A good reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 06:23 AM (zZu0s)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 06:36 AM (zZu0s)

41 https://inchhighguy.wordpress.com/2023/09/23/
women-warriors-238/

Not as scantily dressed as Joe's, but lots of cuties

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 06:37 AM (fwDg9)

42 Huh. I see that the 'adulation' spammer was in the last thread.

Weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 06:37 AM (zZu0s)

43 "Gun violence" focuses policy on disarming the law-abiding populace.

"Crime" focuses policy on protecting the law-abiding populace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:38 AM (RIvkX)

44 I have coffee at my desk. I'm eating a sausage mcmuffin. I am blessed, and I pray all of you are blessed. Be safe.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 06:39 AM (z3WCn)

45 SnailRacer, love. Things are going great. Menu is set, the bar will be well stocked and we will be welcoming many making their first TXMOME.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:40 AM (GcmTI)

46 43 A federal judge destroyed CA's latest high capacity magazine ban for the second time. Newsome is pissed, saying a Constitutional Convention is the only answer to save the chilluns. CA is going to appeal to the 9th circuit, which saw a dramatic shift during President Trump's time in office.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 06:42 AM (0EOe9)

47 "*Shoves a bowl of strawberry sugar-free with pears through the USB*"

Thanks!!

*Reaches for spoon*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:44 AM (1n+EO)

48 "A federal judge destroyed CA's latest high capacity magazine ban for the second time."

The opinion is here.

https://tinyurl.com/y3ww9jtp

And it's glorious.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:46 AM (1n+EO)

49 I have coffee at my desk. I'm eating a sausage mcmuffin. I am blessed, and I pray all of you are blessed. Be safe.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 06:39 AM (z3WCn)

Thank you !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 06:46 AM (T4tVD)

50 48 Yep. Ripped 'em a new one in his conclusion.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 06:47 AM (0EOe9)

51 Hello, everyone. I can't stay around ( busy day) but I have three prayer requests

1. Jessie is still in the hospital. She is having a hard time, but may be going to rehab today.
I also wanted to say what a dear Jessie is. Before she went into the hospital she and her nurse worked to make home made bread and cookies to sell to help us out.

2. This might sound silly, but today is our church rummage sale and it's supposedly going to rain a lot. We need to raise some funds for our little church and we also welcome the opportunity to meet and -if they desire it- to pray with people who might need that. So, if you could please pray that the entire endeavor would give glory to God and help our church and others it would be much appreciated.

3. I usually have a worship service at the assisted living place on this Saturday. I will celebrate communion but a very nice, smart resident is filling in giving the message, so if you could pray for Gloria that she finds joy in her speaking. She has another little local church she goes to and is used to speaking but hasn't done this before in this setting.

Thanks so much. God bless!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2023 06:47 AM (ps78J)

52 43 "Gun violence" focuses policy on disarming the law-abiding populace. .
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Similar to yesterday’s discussion about traffic tickets - they only focus on law abiding citizens.

And similar to border crossing, they only focus on people with passports.

All others can keep shooting, driving, and crossing the border , all illegally, without papers.

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 23, 2023 06:47 AM (x2OCp)

53 Failure happens, don't let it happen again

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 06:47 AM (fwDg9)

54 I bought a spiffy new rain barrel with a hose attachable spigot. Why, you ask? Because I have another frigging water leak that cut off water to the horses in the other barn. Much easier than one bucket at a time

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:48 AM (GcmTI)

55 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 23, 2023 06:49 AM (ScR16)

56 " I have coffee at my desk. I'm eating a sausage mcmuffin"

If you are near a Biggby brand coffee shop, try their most excellent waffle based breakfast sandwich.

They are our preferred brand of coffee sop anyhow, and the sandwich is just perfect with a fresh brewed cup of their coffee.

I prefer the sausage and egg, but the bacon and egg is good too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:49 AM (1n+EO)

57 I've had coffee, and a half-bowl of a pipe. Time for some breakfast! An egg for sure, and I bought some Banquet Brown 'n' Serve sausage links. Since I don't have a covered skillet at present, the recommended method, I'll try microwaving a couple of links and see how that goes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 06:49 AM (omVj0)

58 Fen...

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:50 AM (1n+EO)

59 Failure happens, don't let it happen again
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 06:47 AM (fwDg9)
===
This has been my fundamental managerial principle

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:50 AM (RIvkX)

60 GavinNewsom
·
Follow
BREAKING: California's high-capacity magazine ban was just STRUCK DOWN by Judge Benitez, an extremist, right-wing zealot with no regard to human life.

Marxist gonna Marx.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:51 AM (BRHaw)

61 ...I bought some Banquet Brown 'n' Serve sausage links. Since I don't have a covered skillet at present, the recommended method, I'll try microwaving a couple of links and see how that goes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 06:49 AM (omVj0)
===
I microwave their turkey sausage and it tastes ... ok.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:51 AM (RIvkX)

62 45 SnailRacer, love. Things are going great. Menu is set, the bar will be well stocked and we will be welcoming many making their first TXMOME.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:40 AM (GcmTI)

Next year in Jerusalem, Ben Had. I was thinking about trying to go late this year (I still have a week of vacation left) but the site has been a gigantic pain and time drain in my ass- and they decided to start a new project next week. Yay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 06:52 AM (zZu0s)

63 If you have never failed...

it is because you have never Tried.

Try and if you fail, learn from that failure in order to succeed in your next effort.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:52 AM (1n+EO)

64 Okay Fen !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 06:53 AM (T4tVD)

65 Captain Obvious, I need your arrival schedule, please.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:53 AM (GcmTI)

66 45 SnailRacer, love. Things are going great. Menu is set, the bar will be well stocked and we will be welcoming many making their first TXMOME.
Posted by: Ben Had

Sounds good, my friend! I’ve noticed quite a few Morons will make the pilgrimage for the first time.
I’ve been wondering about Piper. Last I knew she was going to attend but I have not see her nic the last few weeks.

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 23, 2023 06:53 AM (x2OCp)

67 57 61 Try nuking them under a wax paper tent. The heat builds up and the links will brown and even get a little crisp in the microwave.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 06:53 AM (0EOe9)

68 Try and if you fail, learn from that failure in order to succeed in your next effort.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:52 AM (1n+EO)

And USE that shame you feel in the failure to motivate you to keep your shit tight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 06:54 AM (zZu0s)

69 Gavin had a love affair with his best friend's wife.

He's that kind of guy and shameless enough to walk around in public smiling.

American Psycho.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:55 AM (RIvkX)

70 I’ve been wondering about Piper. Last I knew she was going to attend but I have not see her nic the last few weeks.

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 23, 2023 06:53 AM (x2OCp)

That is true. Anyone else feel horrible when they do not notice a nic was missing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 06:55 AM (zZu0s)

71 'President Wendler analogized to another type of 'theatrical performance' - 'blackface' minstrelsy - to explain his opposition to any event exaggerating, stereotyping, mocking, or objectifying a person 'based on appearance, bias or predisposition';

'As a performance aggerating aspects of womanhood (sexuality, femininity, gender), drag shows stereotype women in cartoon-like extremes for the amusement of others and discriminate against womanhood.

well duh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:56 AM (BRHaw)

72 Aetius, look forward to it. Anything changes, there is no last minute.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:56 AM (GcmTI)

73 'As a performance aggerating aspects of womanhood (sexuality, femininity, gender), drag shows stereotype women in cartoon-like extremes for the amusement of others and discriminate against womanhood.

well duh!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:56 AM (BRHaw)

Huh. The Minstrel show analogy is a good one. I had not thought of it that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 06:57 AM (zZu0s)

74 Captain Obvious, I need your arrival schedule, please.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 06:53 AM (GcmTI)
-----------
I will be arriving at DFW at about 11:30 AM on 10/19. I can use DART to get to Love Field if that makes pickup easier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 23, 2023 06:58 AM (ScR16)

75 Captain Obvious, yes it will. Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 07:00 AM (GcmTI)

76 Which is the better airport for flying to the MoMe - Love or DFW?
We will be driving to Texas, then park the Van at the airport, fly to Greensboro for a clinical trial, fly back, pick up van and drive to its little spot at the ranch.

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 23, 2023 07:02 AM (x2OCp)

77 NBCNews
·
Follow
Pregnant people should get an RSV vaccine at 32 to 36 weeks’ gestation in order to protect their newborns from RSV, according to a CDC advisory committee.

1. People WTF you mean women right
b. Mayo - Aspirin usually is not recommended during pregnancy.
iii. This response to natural RSV infection has been referred to as vaccine-associated enhanced respiratory disease (ERD).

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:03 AM (BRHaw)

78 Ha! Guess that answers my airport question!

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 23, 2023 07:04 AM (x2OCp)

79 That is true. Anyone else feel horrible when they do not notice a nic patient was missing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 06:55 AM (zZu0s)
===
Depends which patient.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

80 27 President taps VP Kamala Harris to run first ever federal gun violence prevention office - adding to her packed portfolio that includes US border, space and broadband

Kamala thinks broadband is the GoGos.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:25 AM (BRHaw)

"President taps VP Kamala Harris" would be the more titillating story.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 07:05 AM (SbC6h)

81 SnailRacer, Love Field.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 07:06 AM (GcmTI)

82 Well! The egg & sausage links went well. Perhaps a slice of French bread with some honey, and I shall gird my loins for the day.

(I almost wrote "gird my *lions*." That would be quite another tale entirely)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 07:06 AM (omVj0)

83 For those of you who saw the 9mm Gatling on the ONT, they are $5600 plus freight to your FFL. (Looking at paid off credit card, slapping sense into face).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 07:07 AM (0EOe9)

84 ""President taps VP Kamala Harris" would be the more titillating story."


To boldly go where so many have gone before.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:07 AM (1n+EO)

85 "There was civility, we could disagree, we could have healthy conversations around what's best for kids," Cardona continued, trying to explain what he says was the previous state of education. "I respect differences of opinion," he claimed before dropping the real purpose of his point: "I don't have too much respect for people that are misbehaving in public and acting like they know what’s right for kids."

Misbehaving: Call out the rat fuck bastards for sexualizing children.
Know What's Right: Good vs. Evil

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:07 AM (BRHaw)

86 Thanks, Ben Had.

Posted by: SnailRacer at September 23, 2023 07:08 AM (x2OCp)

87 38 I think Imma whine up another pear cake later today.

One reason pears are awesome is that their skin has a tart flavor that is a counterpoint to the unctuous sweetness of the flesh. The combination is unique and satisfying.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:34 AM (RIvkX)

Does the pear skin get baked into the pear cake?

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 07:08 AM (SbC6h)

88 I don't think that Biden is setting Harris up for success.

Perhaps if Fetterman were to assist her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:08 AM (1n+EO)

89 https://tinyurl.com/47tbjm9n
Week in Pictures

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

90 Does the pear skin get baked into the pear cake?
Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 07:08 AM (SbC6h)
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I'm only in the consumption phase of process but I think the peels are removed, they may be too fibrous and the cake was very tender.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 07:11 AM (RIvkX)

91 Re: internet search engines - In the earlier years of the world wide web they worked great. Instantly find any trivial quote or anything like that. Obscure stuff. For a voracious reader, and lover of arcane, interesting and probably Useless information, it was a goldmine addiction.

Sometime in the early 2000s maybe, they went to a pay model: Formerly search engine results, the rankings were produced by a proprietary measurement. If you had your own website, popping on page 1 was a beautiful thing. You didn’t spend a dime on it, it turned up on page 1 based in large part on how many people visit the page.

Initially the search algorithms were based on academic sensibilities. Then, people just paid to have their page turn up on page 1. So now whatever you are trying to find is on page 80.

This went on for a few years. Now it’s worse, instead of merely crippled it is (probably) malevolent

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2023 07:14 AM (JL+3K)

92 "A federal judge destroyed CA's latest high capacity magazine ban for the second time."

The opinion is here.

https://tinyurl.com/y3ww9jtp

And it's glorious.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 06:46 AM (1n+EO)
====================
Judge Benitez had a good week, having also set aside a California law barring teachers from discussing child "transitions" with the kids parents.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:15 AM (jWUJk)

93 During the 2021-22 school year, which are the most recent data available, Stanford had 7,121 full-time administrators and support staff on its payroll, according to information the university filed with the federal Integrated Postsecondary Education Data System.

In contrast, its reported undergraduate student enrollment came in at 7,645. In other words, there are about 931 full-time administrators per 1,000 undergrads at Stanford.

Its a jobs program.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:18 AM (BRHaw)

94 Google is a scam. If you want good placement you have to pay. I discovered this when they got me to sign up for "Ad Sense", which I dropped almost immediately and gave up on advertising on the web.

It's funny though that I get ratings on places like Yelp for things I don't even do. I don't even care anymore. I'm in the phase now of trying to shed customers.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2023 07:19 AM (vFG9F)

95 As far as firearms go, some folk are paid to carry firearms 40 or more hours per week. A considerable nuumber of these folk carry when they are off work. There are few people in the general population who respect firearm responsibility more than they.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 07:19 AM (z3WCn)

96 @91

It really depends on what you are searching for..

Put in a search of say, 2005 Chevy Colorado Lower Control Arm 4WD, the first hit that pops up is exactly what you are looking for.

Put in say, The Plot To Stop Donald Trump, and every hit is to Leftist sources and stories.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2023 07:21 AM (XV/Pl)

97 It's funny though that I get ratings on places like Yelp for things I don't even do. I don't even care anymore. I'm in the phase now of trying to shed customers.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2023 07:19 AM (vFG9F)


Call me.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 23, 2023 07:23 AM (PiwSw)

98 California gun magazine ban is rescinded. After ILLEGALLY convicting thousands I might add.
I loathe the commie rats in Sacramento.

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2023 07:23 AM (Opwcy)

99 Remember the dude what got his bicep surgically removed by Kyle Rittenhouse?


He seems to be having a bad day.

https://tinyurl.com/2mechwtx

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:23 AM (1n+EO)

100 BREAKING: CBP sources confirm to FOX News that there are ** three confirmed cases of Tuberculosis ** among migrants in the El Paso sector

You cant bring them here without bringing there here.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:23 AM (BRHaw)

101 " After ILLEGALLY convicting thousands I might add. "


Any chance that those folks can sue?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:24 AM (1n+EO)

102 @99

>>He seems to be having a bad day.


These are the wages of being a Pedophile Meth Tweeker.

He should probably try to do something about that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2023 07:25 AM (XV/Pl)

103 Boker Tov Patriots

One more trip to DC and then I tip my little head and head home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2023 07:26 AM (pmmLi)

104 "and then I tip my little head and head home"

Phrasing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:27 AM (1n+EO)

105 Biden Names Obama Crony Penny Pritzker to Lead Ukraine’s Economic Recovery

She will prolly build the worlds biggest tranny clinic.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:27 AM (BRHaw)

106 It’s much more insidious than that.

Specificity in search terms. When all you are doing is trying to sell stuff, every search term is something for sale.

Trust me, the search engines are completely fubar. This is across all platforms. If you need a 2005 Chevy control arm, there will be advertising for a Hyundai air filter.

How the fuck does that help me?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2023 07:27 AM (JL+3K)

107 One more trip to DC and then I tip my little head and head home
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2023 07:26 AM (pmmLi)

I have never thought about shaking my dick at a boss but hey...

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:28 AM (BRHaw)

108 rhennigan, did you see that Dallas is now the largest city in the US with an R mayor. Eric Johnson switched from D to R

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 07:28 AM (GcmTI)

109 Gavin had a love affair with his best friend's wife.

He's that kind of guy and shameless enough to walk around in public smiling.

American Psycho.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:55 AM (RIvkX)
****
That's good.
Now do Obama.

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2023 07:28 AM (Opwcy)

110 https://tinyurl.com/47tbjm9n
Week in Pictures
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 07:09 AM (RIvkX)
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Excellent week in pics, and closes out with a real doozy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:29 AM (053ci)

111 Best tranny clinic already exists.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ryz3h

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:29 AM (1n+EO)

112 Excellent week in pics, and closes out with a real doozy
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:29 AM (053ci)
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I have to say, though, I have not seen cocaine raccoons around my place.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 23, 2023 07:30 AM (ScR16)

113 Biden Names Obama Crony Penny Pritzker to Lead Ukraine’s Economic Recovery

She will prolly build the worlds biggest tranny clinic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:27 AM (BRHaw)
****
Globull Centre For Globull Warming will go there too. 100% financed with US$ never appropriated by Congress.

Just wait...these people are relentless.

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2023 07:32 AM (Opwcy)

114 Eggsellent article on military leadership.

And how we are growing stupid leaders.

https://tinyurl.com/4catdf54

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:33 AM (1n+EO)

115 You Either Love Star Trek,
Or You're Wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

116 NGU soon enough, hang in there.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 07:34 AM (fwDg9)

117 I've had coffee, and a half-bowl of a pipe. Time for some breakfast! An egg for sure, and I bought some Banquet Brown 'n' Serve sausage links. Since I don't have a covered skillet at present, the recommended method, I'll try microwaving a couple of links and see how that goes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

If they're raw, put them in a skillet with some water. They'll cook at 212 degrees til the water boils off, then you can brown them gently.
Doesn't overcook them that way.

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2023 07:35 AM (cPGH3)

118 Passport? I don't need no stinking passport!

The Biden program "allows migrants to take commercial passenger flights from foreign countries straight to their American cities of choice." The program applies to migrants from Venezuela, Cuba, Nicaragua, and Haiti. The migrants, according to the Center for Immigration Studies, "request 'advance travel authorizations' through the CBP One mobile app and take commercial flights ('at their own expense') directly into U.S. airports, where U.S. Customs officers parole them into the nation, sight unseen, and in numbers publicly unknown."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:35 AM (GG4JB)

119 I have to say, though, I have not seen cocaine raccoons around my place.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 23, 2023 07:30 AM (ScR16)
=================
I finally defeated the raccoon who was getting into my trash. Won't see him round here no more.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:37 AM (GG4JB)

120 Byeeee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 23, 2023 07:40 AM (ScR16)

121 If they're raw, put them in a skillet with some water. They'll cook at 212 degrees til the water boils off, then you can brown them gently.
Doesn't overcook them that way.
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2023


***
No, these are frozen. The package does say the recommended method is to use a skillet with some water, but it also says to cover the skillet for the first 5 minutes, then to cook them uncovered for another 7. I don't have a covered skillet at present.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 07:40 AM (omVj0)

122 SnailRacer!! So looking forward to seeing you.

I've been wondering about Piper too.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 23, 2023 07:41 AM (aBJcM)

123 "I finally defeated the raccoon who was getting into my trash. Won't see him round here no more."

Tee hee....


Soon, M'Fcuker.

Posted by: HF's Trash Panda at September 23, 2023 07:41 AM (1n+EO)

124 Gonna be a cloudy day today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:42 AM (1n+EO)

125 Use a plate to cover the pan.

Posted by: Infidel at September 23, 2023 07:42 AM (CEX6j)

126
Biden Names Obama Crony Penny Pritzker to Lead Ukraine’s Economic Recovery

First round graft choice for the position?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 23, 2023 07:44 AM (enJYY)

127 "Use a plate to cover the pan."

Or if it's just a few links, use a pot with a lid.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:44 AM (1n+EO)

128 60 GavinNewsom
·
Follow
BREAKING: California's high-capacity magazine ban was just STRUCK DOWN by Judge Benitez, an extremist, right-wing zealot with no regard to human life.

Marxist gonna Marx.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:51 AM (BRHaw)

Gavin Newsom SAID that? About a judge?

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 07:45 AM (SbC6h)

129 This is utterly embarrassing for the Post. The nation's second-largest newspaper gave an entire investigative team the mission of trying to destroy a pizza festival. Is it any wonder they've been losing subscribers hand over fist? There are a million more important things to look into, and they chose a pizza festival. It's laughable.

To be clear, Portnoy isn't even a Republican. He's actually fairly liberal, but he also happens to speak freely about some topics the left considers off-limits.

==================
The left destroys people like Russell Brand, Portnoy, and (eventually) Bill Maher, once the lefties conclude they are apostates. Meanwhile, we have the US Senate GOP caucus.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:45 AM (Ot8Xr)

130 Antifa militants and far-left agitators violently disrupted an "Education over Indoctrination" protest in Toronto on Friday, which prompted law enforcement officers to make multiple arrests on peaceful protesters who were left bloodied and beaten by the extremist group.

arrests on peaceful protesters

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:47 AM (BRHaw)

131 "That's good.
Now do Obama.
Posted by: torabora"

Not even with Michelle's dick.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2023 07:47 AM (vFG9F)

132 Gavin Newsom SAID that? About a judge?
Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 07:45 AM (SbC6h)

yes

next question

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:47 AM (BRHaw)

133 "yes

next question"

Does the Judge hold grudges?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:49 AM (1n+EO)

134 I finally defeated the raccoon who was getting into my trash. Won't see him round here no more.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:37 AM (GG4JB)

Did you unmask him to see if it was the real culprit?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:49 AM (BRHaw)

135 I forgot to say Mornin' Horde. Lovely to see y'all today.

This is our last weekend to get stuff my mom wants to keep out of her house. I think we're almost done. We've been through almost everything in the rooms, but I've got to finish the giant closet that runs almost the length of the hallway. I hope to finish today so we don't have to go back over there after church tomorrow.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 23, 2023 07:50 AM (aBJcM)

136 if you have a square sheet of aluminum foil, you have a covered skillet

Posted by: DB - at September 23, 2023 07:51 AM (geLO8)

137 A considerable nuumber of these folk carry when they are off work. Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 07:19 AM

Every lawman I know is carrying when in public

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 23, 2023 07:51 AM (cSsPI)

138 Cut my finger and it makes it doubly hard to type, not to mention my natural inability to type and spell LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2023 07:51 AM (pmmLi)

139 Hi SiD!

Good luck with the closet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 07:51 AM (1n+EO)

140 NGU, email sent

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 07:52 AM (GcmTI)

141 Apropos of nothing....

You know what my biggest problem with that "Succession" show is?

Some dickweed decided it would be fun if one of the characters had the default samsung ringtone on their phone, and have them get a lot of phone calls.

Which is super fun when someone is watching the show in another room...

"Who the crap is calling me *now*?!?!.... oh. it's ----
Grrrrr."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2023 07:52 AM (9UlRk)

142 Speaking of missing nics, I haven't noticed grammie winger posting lately.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 23, 2023 07:52 AM (cSsPI)

143 There are a million more important things to look into, and they chose a pizza festival.

---

Weird, isn't it?

Oh well. Probably nothing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 23, 2023 07:52 AM (de2/z)

144 The very first painting from famed painter and television host Bob Ross's The Joy of Painting program has gone on sale for nearly $10 million.

That's the price a Minneapolis gallery is asking for "A Walk in the Woods," the first of more than 400 paintings created by Ross during his show's 11-year run.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:53 AM (BRHaw)

145 That judge should sue Newsom for defamation. Why not? Judges need to step back from their sanctums of texts and precedents realize they're citizens of a country under attack by a domestic enemy.

I will always fault Alito for not walking out of the SOTU when Obama baldly lied about the Citizens United ruling. He just passively shook his head, Not good enough. You cannot countenance a lie of that seriousness.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2023 07:54 AM (b+7kE)

146 If they're raw, put them in a skillet with some water. They'll cook at 212 degrees til the water boils off, then you can brown them gently.
Doesn't overcook them that way.
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2023 07:35 AM (cPGH3)

I like to put a little really thinly sliced onions in the water, too sometimes. When the water's all gone and you're into the frying phase, they caramelize up beautifully.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2023 07:55 AM (9UlRk)

147 That's the price a Minneapolis gallery is asking for "A Walk in the Woods," the first of more than 400 paintings created by Ross during his show's 11-year run.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:53 AM (BRHaw)

If I had F.U. money, I'd buy it and then give it to the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2023 07:55 AM (9UlRk)

148 Speaking of missing nics, I haven't noticed grammie winger posting lately.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 23, 2023 07:52 AM (cSsPI)


I'm here. I post mainly on JJ's report, the Art thread and the Book thread. I mostly lurk the rest of the day, and go to sleep before the ONT.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 23, 2023 07:56 AM (45fpk)

149 "multiple arrests on peaceful protesters who were left bloodied and beaten by the extremist group."

They arrested the peaceful protesters and let the instigators go free? What kind of country is Canada turning into?

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2023 07:56 AM (vFG9F)

150 NGU, email sent
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 07:52 AM (GcmTI)

Got it. I will decide see this week if it is possible. Thank You

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2023 07:56 AM (pmmLi)

151 Speaking of missing nics, I haven't noticed grammie winger posting lately.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 23, 2023 07:52 AM (cSsPI)

She was here yesterday.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 07:57 AM (T4tVD)

152 Yonder Horde

Sun's just peaking above the tree line here. Sounds like someone a couple farms over is doing some earthwork. Beginning to look, and feel like fall around here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2023 07:57 AM (Q4IgG)

153 She was here yesterday.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 07:57 AM (T4tVD)


And today.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 23, 2023 07:58 AM (45fpk)

154 I saw that Pixy linked an article about NFT's. What a surprise, the entire thing turned out to be a giant scam. Digital beanie babies for rich fools.

Posted by: Teri Garr at September 23, 2023 07:58 AM (q3gwH)

155
No, these are frozen. The package does say the recommended method is to use a skillet with some water, but it also says to cover the skillet for the first 5 minutes, then to cook them uncovered for another 7. I don't have a covered skillet at present.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 07:40 AM


those frozen sausages are perfectly cromulent in the microwave

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2023 07:58 AM (ENBF0)

156 Thanks VIA!

I'm happy to report we haven't found any skeletons yet...

A few weeks ago, going through the file cabinet, I found a folder labeled "Family Secrets." I got a little nervous because I already know about some pretty horrifying stuff. What else could there be? Happy to say it was only some articles she had saved on the topic.

I also found a folder labeled "Organizing." It was empty. We laughed our asses off about that. She is famously disorganized (although the file cabinet was evidence of her valiant efforts), and her punishment was having a daughter who became a cataloger.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 23, 2023 07:58 AM (aBJcM)

157 The very first painting from famed painter and television host Bob Ross's The Joy of Painting program has gone on sale for nearly $10 million.

-

I think that's great. People joke about him, but he made art accessible to millions of people and brought who knows how much joy and enjoyment to people taking up painting, and allowed folks who never would've considered it as a hobby to have something meaningful and worthwhile in their lives.

I always like to think about the grandmother who painted something nice and hung it up before getting sick and dying years later, and that painting is hanging up in her granddaughter's room because it's special to her and gives her that connection to her Grammy.

Bob Ross made that sort of thing happen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 23, 2023 07:58 AM (de2/z)

158 6 Local TV news reports a general strike in Oakland is planned this Tuesday to protest the city's failure to address retail crime.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:06 AM (RIvkX)

Does that mean they're going to take a day off from selling crack?

Posted by: Teri Garr at September 23, 2023 07:59 AM (q3gwH)

159 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 07:59 AM (T4tVD)

160 Wow! Teri Garr and Grammie Winger are here!

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2023 07:59 AM (vFG9F)

161 I also found a folder labeled "Organizing." It was empty. We laughed our asses off about that. She is famously disorganized (although the file cabinet was evidence of her valiant efforts), and her punishment was having a daughter who became a cataloger.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 23, 2023 07:58 AM (aBJcM)

That's awesome.

My dad's dad kept everything in old cigar boxes on shelves in the garage meticulously labeled with those turn-and-click dymo kind of labels.

One box, a busted up old Dutch Masters box, was dutifully labeled "??????".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2023 08:00 AM (9UlRk)

162
Oh, feel ya has arrived. Rain all day and prolly tomorrow too.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 23, 2023 08:00 AM (enJYY)

163 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 23, 2023 08:00 AM (45fpk)

164 The Bob Ross videos on youtube are hypnotic- they make me doze off

Posted by: DB - at September 23, 2023 08:01 AM (geLO8)

165 Gotta go - Thing 3's baseball game

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 23, 2023 08:01 AM (45fpk)

166 "The Bob Ross videos on youtube are hypnotic- they make me doze off"

Me too!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2023 08:02 AM (1n+EO)

167 I don't have a covered skillet at present.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

-

Tin foil, large plate, big piece of wood, all kinds of things will work. (spoilers: tin foil is easiest)

There's a big difference between the "man, these are good" approach and the "I think these are edible" microwave approach. Either will work, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 23, 2023 08:02 AM (de2/z)

168 Later, Grammy!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:02 AM (1n+EO)

169 Now is not the time for malice or hate.

What we need is to Keep On Rockin' In The Free World!

You Morons!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2023 08:03 AM (KVGVf)

170 109 Now do Obama.
Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2023 07:28 AM (Opwcy)

ewwww

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:04 AM (SbC6h)

171 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 23, 2023 08:04 AM (YNbPJ)

172 " Now do Obama.
Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2023 07:28 AM (Opwcy)

ewwww"

I think he is busy playing 'Hide the Salami' with Big Mike.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:06 AM (1n+EO)

173 "Administratively dumb" "Mistakes were made" oops, sorry your heart died.

The FDA says 10 nanograms. Now 10 nanograms could be from one molecule that's absurdly ginormous. Or it could be a whole bunch of little bitty molecules. And the hazard for genome modification is not a function of the mass," he continued. "It's a function of how many independent molecules you've got. So, it's actually way worse, having a whole bunch of these little pieces in terms of a risk of some insertional mutagenesis happening. That's way worse than even having one big piece leftover. Right?"

However, he opined that there likely isn't "anything nefarious" at play and instead, "kind of accidentally administratively dumb."

What may have happened, according to the researcher, is that Pfizer, federal officials, and others "were scared to death" about COVID-19 in 2020 when the vaccines were being worked on and that mistakes were made.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:06 AM (slgIg)

174 No, these are frozen. The package does say the recommended method is to use a skillet with some water, but it also says to cover the skillet for the first 5 minutes, then to cook them uncovered for another 7. I don't have a covered skillet at present.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 07:40 AM (omVj0)

Wrap them in a paper towel and microwave them. Works just fine. Just make sure not to overheat them or they'll dry out.

Posted by: Brown and Serve sausage is great at September 23, 2023 08:07 AM (lR6tR)

175 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2023 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

176 What may have happened, according to the researcher, is that Pfizer, federal officials, and others "were scared to death" about COVID-19 in 2020 when the vaccines were being worked on and that mistakes were made.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:06 AM (slgIg)

Funny how mistakes get made with ease when everyone is in a panic.

Funny how nefarious things can be done with ease while everyone else is panicking and you're not.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2023 08:08 AM (9UlRk)

177 Does that mean they're going to take a day off from selling crack?
Posted by: Teri Garr at September 23, 2023 07:59 AM (q3gwH)

ORT teams also taking a knee

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:08 AM (BRHaw)

178 129 The nation's second-largest newspaper gave an entire investigative team the mission of trying to destroy a pizza festival.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:45 AM (Ot8Xr)

It was two of their food columnists.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:08 AM (SbC6h)

179 "Now is not the time for malice or hate."

OK, how 'bout now?
Now?
Are we there yet?

Need moar coffee...

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2023 08:09 AM (2mEH3)

180 134 I finally defeated the raccoon who was getting into my trash. Won't see him round here no more.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:37 AM (GG4JB)

Did you unmask him to see if it was the real culprit?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 07:49 AM (BRHaw)

Ha!

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:09 AM (SbC6h)

181 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.


Clever comment on the verbose Krak.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2023 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

182 Grammie, I'm glad to see you. I'm up in your neck of the woods today enjoying our lake house.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 23, 2023 08:11 AM (cSsPI)

183 {{[Ben Had}}}

Soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2023 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

184 Morning.

I am in: Albert Lea, Minnesooooooooota

I am at: A truck stop restaurant.

It is: Raining.

I ordered: The French toast.

I will eat it with: Syrup.

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2023 08:12 AM (kJgI9)

185 >>>I think he is busy playing 'Hide the Salami' with Big Mike.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

>Nobody could dunk a basketball like Patrick Ewing, aka Big Mike.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2023 08:12 AM (KVGVf)

186 178 129 The nation's second-largest newspaper gave an entire investigative team the mission of trying to destroy a pizza festival.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:45 AM (Ot8Xr)

It was two of their food columnists.
Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:08 AM (SbC6h)

It doesn't matter. The mission was, and remains, to destroy him. Just like the mission is to destroy every bravely outspoken or effective conservative challenging their narrative hegemony.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2023 08:12 AM (b+7kE)

187 I finally defeated the raccoon who was getting into my trash. Won't see him round here no more.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 07:37 AM (GG4JB)
Did he fall into a bucket of water, or did he shoot himself?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 23, 2023 08:13 AM (cSsPI)

188
Wrap them in a paper towel and microwave them. Works just fine. Just make sure not to overheat them or they'll dry out.

Posted by: Brown and Serve sausage is great at September 23, 2023 08:07 AM


and if you have some of those crescent rolls, you can make (wannabe) kolaches

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2023 08:14 AM (ENBF0)

189 We make our own sausage, both link and patty.
Straight out of the freezer into the skillet.
Foil works just fine.

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2023 08:14 AM (cPGH3)

190 142 Speaking of missing nics, I haven't noticed grammie winger posting lately.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 23, 2023 07:52 AM (cSsPI)

I've seen her nic in the last couple of days or so.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:14 AM (SbC6h)

191 >>>Need moar coffee...

Posted by: PabloD

>Add a measure of cruelty with your cream and sugar, - it's complimentary.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2023 08:14 AM (KVGVf)

192 Happy Autumn to all of you in the Northern Hemisphere.

Happy Spring to all of you in the Southern Hemisphere.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 23, 2023 08:14 AM (JkeTM)

193 153 She was here yesterday.
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 07:57 AM (T4tVD)

And today.
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at September 23, 2023 07:58 AM (45fpk)

Ha!

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:14 AM (SbC6h)

194 Good morning all! Happy Saturday!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 23, 2023 08:15 AM (iF0sF)

195
g'mornin', Jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2023 08:15 AM (ENBF0)

196 I ever get to a truck stop again, it's chicken fried steak and eggs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

197 Made him an offer he couldn't refuse?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 23, 2023 08:15 AM (JkeTM)

198 {149} ... They arrested the peaceful protesters and let the instigators go free? What kind of country is Canada turning into?

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2023 07:56 AM (vFG9F)


Turned. Past tense. And the answer is: An evil one.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 08:17 AM (qPw5n)

199 Breezy, intermittent light rain but nothing bad here yet.
Have to get work on truck soon.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 08:17 AM (fwDg9)

200 173 "Administratively dumb" "Mistakes were made" oops, sorry your heart died.

The FDA says 10 nanograms. Now 10 nanograms could be from one molecule that's absurdly ginormous. Or it could be a whole bunch of little bitty molecules. And the hazard for genome modification is not a function of the mass," he continued. "It's a function of how many independent molecules you've got. So, it's actually way worse, having a whole bunch of these little pieces in terms of a risk of some insertional mutagenesis happening. That's way worse than even having one big piece leftover. Right?"

However, he opined that there likely isn't "anything nefarious" at play and instead, "kind of accidentally administratively dumb."

What may have happened, according to the researcher, is that Pfizer, federal officials, and others "were scared to death" about COVID-19 in 2020 when the vaccines were being worked on and that mistakes were made.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:06 AM (slgIg)

I wondered why there is not lot number serialization.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:18 AM (BRHaw)

201 Travis Scott's attorneys have claimed his phone is lost at sea - after lawyers representing the plaintiffs of the 2021 Astroworld tragedy requested he turn
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 06:29 AM (BRHaw)

damn its down there with all those lost firearms. Davey Jones should hold a garage sale.

Posted by: Teri Garr at September 23, 2023 08:20 AM (q3gwH)

202 Canada is following the US Government

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 08:20 AM (fwDg9)

203 I objected to the vax because it had aborted baby cells in it.
They said I was stupid and crazy, then admitted that there were fragments of aborted baby cells.
I objected to the vax because it had malformed a d fragmented mRNA in it, and there was no way to know what effects it would have.
They said I was stupid and crazy. Then admitted there was malformed mRNA and fragments but shut up it is safe.
Now they say there is fragments of DNA from viral plasmids from a tumor causing monkey virus. But shut up.
Fuck these people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:21 AM (slgIg)

204 https://www.ynetnews.com/magazine/article/bjmyrw9y6

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2023 08:21 AM (pmmLi)

205 Skip

Nay.

Canada pissed off India first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2023 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

206 164 The Bob Ross videos on youtube are hypnotic- they make me doze off

Posted by: DB - at September 23, 2023 08:01 AM (geLO


Yup, when insomnia hits me, one of the things I'll try is Bob Ross' Joy of Painting videos. They work remarkably well. Happy... little... zzzzzzzz

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 08:21 AM (qPw5n)

207 It's been pretty dry here in Bourbon Country, but the yard needed to be mowed. Did about 3.5 acres yesterday and created a lot of dust. Today, once it's dry the last acre gets mowed.

Trees are dropping leaves like crazy. The Goldenrod is in full bloom too.

*sneezes for the millionth time*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2023 08:21 AM (Q4IgG)

208 If you want to destroy evidence throwing it into the ocean is a good way of doing it. Especially if it sinks.

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2023 08:22 AM (yNNPT)

209 203, yup, weird, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 23, 2023 08:23 AM (YNbPJ)

210 192 Happy Autumn to all of you in the Northern Hemisphere.

Happy Spring to all of you in the Southern Hemisphere.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 23, 2023 08:14 AM (JkeTM)

spring back fall forward

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:23 AM (BRHaw)

211 Canada pissed off India first.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2023 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

Canada pisses everyone off sooner or later. It's about the only thing that they're good at.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:23 AM (q3gwH)

212 Salty!!!!!


( Did you get an e-mail from me?)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:23 AM (1n+EO)

213 206 164 The Bob Ross videos on youtube are hypnotic- they make me doze off

Posted by: DB - at September 23, 2023 08:01 AM (geLO

Yup, when insomnia hits me, one of the things I'll try is Bob Ross' Joy of Painting videos. They work remarkably well. Happy... little... zzzzzzzz
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 08:21 AM (qPw5n)

When Insomniac hits me it's always with a tire iron.

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2023 08:24 AM (yNNPT)

214 Gavin had a love affair with his best friend's wife.

He's that kind of guy and shameless enough to walk around in public smiling.

American Psycho.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 06:55 AM (RIvkX)
****
That's good.
Now do Obama.
Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2023 07:28 AM (Opwcy)

It took me far too long to realize that the reason liberal women go on about "All men" is that these are the kind of men they deal with every day.

Posted by: Vanya at September 23, 2023 08:24 AM (v27SO)

215 Fuck these people.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:21 AM (slgIg)

now do mothers milk

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:24 AM (BRHaw)

216 @203/Cat Ass Trophy: I wouldn't. You almost assuredly would catch something nasty.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 08:24 AM (qPw5n)

217 My great-grandmother lived to be 105. My grandmother lived to be 102. My mother is 89 and she said she doesn't feel the same after getting the pandemic vaccine and booster.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2023 08:26 AM (KVGVf)

218 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
11h
BREAKING: California's high-capacity magazine ban was just STRUCK DOWN by Judge Benitez, an extremist, right-wing zealot with no regard to human life.

Wake up, America.

Our gun safety laws will continue to be thrown out by NRA-owned federal judges until we pass a Constitutional Amendment to protect our kids and end the gun violence epidemic in America.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:26 AM (SbC6h)

219 'Pour me another cup og coffee, I swear it's the best the land.
And I'll put a nickel in the jukebox, and play A Truckdriving Man'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 08:27 AM (gDx5p)

220 Good morning Alton Jackson.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 23, 2023 08:27 AM (iF0sF)

221 So, today is the first day of fall. I thought it started on the 21st of September.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2023 08:28 AM (88xKn)

222 The Answer: 216 @203/Cat Ass Trophy: I wouldn't. You almost assuredly would catch something nasty.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 08:24 AM (qPw5n)

The Question: Why should you never chase after anyone who watches The View?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:28 AM (q3gwH)

223 the loathsome Gavin Newsom

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:30 AM (SbC6h)

224 There's a bar next door to the Dollar General I shop at. The bar has a sign "best hamburgers in town". I went in there last week, and they're right, great burger. Might stop and pick one up for lunch today, get it to go and have a beer while I wait. I did that last week and it dawned on me it was the first time in many years that I had a drink in a bar. Before that, I will go over to OK and have a battle with Chief Five Deck, Lord of the Plains and Master of the Blackjack table.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 08:30 AM (0EOe9)

225 My great-grandmother lived to be 105. My grandmother lived to be 102. My mother is 89 and she said she doesn't feel the same after getting the pandemic vaccine and booster.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2023 08:26 AM (KVGVf)

I got two doses of Moderna so my bosses would STFU and spend the next week feeling like I was about to have a heart attack. When I got it it was already known that you could still get covid with it, so I figured it was just worthless. WRONG!

An ex co-worker's wife had stage one lung cancer, got the shot. Eight months later she was stage four and terminal. Dead within a year. He told me that the doctor told him (secondhand, I know) they've been seeing that more often.

Posted by: Vanya at September 23, 2023 08:30 AM (v27SO)

226 Gavin had a love affair with his best friend's wife.

He's that kind of guy and shameless enough to walk around in public smiling.

Joe Biden had an affair with his friend's wife, and still parades her around like a prize while making the guy's car his iconic "thing".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:31 AM (slgIg)

227 Week in Pictures did raise a good point.

Boebert getting frisky in the dark was all video'd up.

Yet the White House coke drop and Epstein's cell.....nothing.

Figure the odds.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:32 AM (1n+EO)

228 that's funny - Gavin wants a constitutional convention.

I kinda want one too, but mainly because there's no way we come out of it with one country and one constitution - right now, I'd guess 3 at least.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:32 AM (q3gwH)

229 Joe Biden had an affair with his friend's wife, and still parades her around like a prize while making the guy's car his iconic "thing".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:31 AM (slgIg)
================
He does something similar to the Presidency

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 08:33 AM (NyUnZ)

230 It's almost like Newsom has a fear of an armed populace, preferring subjects over citizens.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 08:33 AM (0EOe9)

231 What is it with lefty politicians and sleeping/showering/making a waitress sandwich with folks who are not their spouse?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:33 AM (1n+EO)

232 I wonder if Gabbing Nuisance understands that a repeal of the 2A would likely trigger CW2.0. I'm not disarming. Full stop. I'm not voluntarily getting into the cattle car, and I'm not queueing up at gunpoint for the next round of mandatory shots. As insane as this country has gone, I don't think 2/3 of the states are going to support such an amendment.

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2023 08:34 AM (2mEH3)

233 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Off to look, and to start my Saturday chores.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2023 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

234
Figure the odds.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:32 AM (1n+EO)

Same odds as the Stasi making trouble for someone who annoyed the Commisars.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:34 AM (q3gwH)

235 Thanks Salty!


Be safe!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:35 AM (1n+EO)

236 I should pull up some Bob Ross videos when my insomnia hits

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 08:35 AM (fwDg9)

237 As insane as this country has gone, I don't think 2/3 of the states are going to support such an amendment.
Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2023 08:34 AM (2mEH3)

2/3 of the states will decide they don't want to be in the same country that California is in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:35 AM (q3gwH)

238 Bob Ross was a Drill Instructor (Drill Sergeant?) in the AF. I'm sure he was no Gunny Hartman but it still seems out of character.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 08:37 AM (0EOe9)

239 Have a fantabulous dat, everyone.

My prairie is full of Canadian Goldenrod, and it looks good. Alas, no Indian Paintbrush (Prairie fire) plants.

May your surroundings bring a smile to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2023 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

240 Day. Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2023 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

241 Why is “gun violence” bad and violence by all other means OK?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 23, 2023 08:38 AM (lE1L7)

242 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
11h
BREAKING: California's high-capacity magazine ban was just STRUCK DOWN by Judge Benitez, an extremist, right-wing zealot with no regard to human life.

Wake up, America.

Our gun safety laws will continue to be thrown out by NRA-owned federal judges until we pass a Constitutional Amendment to protect our kids and end the gun violence epidemic in America.
Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:26 AM (SbC6h)

There's only one reason Newsom is opposed to this judge.

Racism.

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2023 08:39 AM (yNNPT)

243 Good Saturday morning, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2023 08:39 AM (OX9vb)

244 The Democratic leader said Friday that she and Mayor Eric Adams need to sit down and “look at” the decades-old mandate that requires the city to provide a bed for anyone who requests one as migrants continue to flood the city’s already overburdened shelters.

Speaking on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” she said the law was “never intended to be an unlimited universal opportunity to shelter the world,” but was rather meant to keep homeless people off the streets.

looks up writing checks you cannot cash

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:39 AM (BRHaw)

245 230 No, you are mistaken. Gavin's love for humanity is so overwhelming that he just wants to keep innocent people from being killed or maimed by marauding bands of "high capacity" magazines. After all, that killing and maiming is the job of Reproductive and Gender Affirming health care providers.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 23, 2023 08:39 AM (Iitca)

246 on his official CAgovernor feed, he toned it down a little bit:

Office of the Governor of California
@CAgovernor
12h
A U.S. District Court stuck down CA's law banning the possession of large-capacity firearm magazines.

Unless we enshrine a Right to Safety in the Constitution, we are at the mercy of ideologues like Judge Benitez. All of our gun safety laws proven to save lives are at risk.

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:39 AM (SbC6h)

247 Okay, I'm full and it looks like the rain has stopped.

Time for me to get rolling.

Stay free, Horde!

Posted by: Robert at September 23, 2023 08:40 AM (yNNPT)

248 It's almost like Newsom has a fear of an armed populace, preferring subjects over citizens.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 08:33 AM (0EOe9)

He has fear of an armed populace that isn't on the dole. Same as Chicago.

Russel Crowe's character has a great line in American Gangster: "You know, I don't think they want this to stop. I think it employs too many people."

Posted by: Vanya at September 23, 2023 08:40 AM (v27SO)

249 An ex co-worker's wife had stage one lung cancer, got the shot. Eight months later she was stage four and terminal. Dead within a year. He told me that the doctor told him (secondhand, I know) they've been seeing that more often.
Posted by: Vanya at September 23, 2023 08:30 AM (v27SO)

from what I read terminal cancers have doubled

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:41 AM (BRHaw)

250 "2/3 of the states will decide they don't want to be in the same country that California is in."

True. Sadly, I'm in deep-blue territory, and will likely end up stuck behind enemy lines listening to shortwave radio for coded messages.

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2023 08:41 AM (2mEH3)

251 Joe Biden had an affair with his friend's wife, and still parades her around like a prize while making the guy's car his iconic "thing".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:31 AM (slgIg)
He does something similar to the Presidency
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 08:33 AM (NyUnZ)

Remember during his “campaign” when Dr.Jill got a half dozen or so old democrat geezers to roll a car parade for old Joe? I think I saw a Chrysler K car in the line up. No moocher like an old moocher.

More coffee…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2023 08:42 AM (R/m4+)

252 "Unless we enshrine a Right to Safety in the Constitution, we are at the mercy of ideologues like Judge Benitez. All of our gun safety laws proven to save lives are at risk."

I didn't think one could pack that much 'wrong' into just two sentences.


But....he did it!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:42 AM (1n+EO)

253 Vaccination Offers ‘No Meaningful Protection’ Against Long COVID

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:42 AM (BRHaw)

254 >What is it with lefty politicians and sleeping/showering/making a waitress sandwich with folks who are not their spouse?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Rank has its privileges

Posted by: DB - at September 23, 2023 08:42 AM (geLO8)

255 Our gun safety laws will continue to be thrown out by NRA-owned federal judges until we pass a Constitutional Amendment to protect our kids and end the gun violence epidemic in America.
Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:26 AM (SbC6h)

I follow gun safety laws all the time: always assume the gun is loaded, no finger on the trigger until you intend to fire, be sure of your target and what is behind your target, never point the gun at something unless your intention is to destroy.

The NRA don’t own jack.

The evil Newsome is another Greg Stillson hiding behind a baby to get what he wants.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 23, 2023 08:43 AM (lE1L7)

256 What if long CV is really vax issues?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:43 AM (BRHaw)

257 "What if long CV is really vax issues?"

Or a mental health issue.

Or a floor wax......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:44 AM (1n+EO)

258 now do mothers milk
Posted by: rhennigantx

Really? It isn't even the same league. With the vax, along with the trillions of viable mRNA fragments, you are getting millions or billions of malformed mRNA and DNA fragments from non human origin all concentrated in muscle and the bloodstream.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:44 AM (slgIg)

259
Unless we enshrine a Right to Safety in the Constitution,

Right to safety, huh? Since when? I’m not perfectly safe where I sit. A car can plunge through the wall where I sit and kill me. SMOD may decide my head is the target. What is this “right to safety”?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 23, 2023 08:45 AM (lE1L7)

260 Right to safety, huh? Since when? I’m not perfectly safe where I sit. A car can plunge through the wall where I sit and kill me. SMOD may decide my head is the target. What is this “right to safety”?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 23, 2023 08:45 AM (lE1L7)

Come on, you know the answer to that-- It's like interstate commerce. It's whatever they decide it is.

Posted by: Vanya at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (v27SO)

261 health care providers

This can be absolutely anybody.

“Provider” is a word which will destroy English.

Posted by: English Is dead at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (lE1L7)

262 27 Kamala thinks broadband is the GoGos.


Her lips ain't sealed!

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (lqvOK)

263 252 "Unless we enshrine a Right to Safety in the Constitution, we are at the mercy of ideologues like Judge Benitez. All of our gun safety laws proven to save lives are at risk."

I didn't think one could pack that much 'wrong' into just two sentences.

But....he did it!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:42 AM (1n+EO)

The Soviet Union guaranteed a "right to safety". Which in practice means the Government has the unquestionable authority to do anything it wants to do if it says "oh this will make you safe." Including locking you up in a camp watched by armed guards.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (q3gwH)

264 "What is this “right to safety”?"

Maybe it means the Police have a constitutional duty to protect us?


No.....that's not it.

Maybe it means we have a right to arm and protect ourselves to ensure our own safety?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (1n+EO)

265
The evil Newsome is another Greg Stillson hiding behind a baby to get what he wants.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 23, 2023 08:43 AM


I understand this reference

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (ENBF0)

266 from what I read terminal cancers have doubled
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:41 AM (BRHaw)

Friend of mine took his dirt nap last week. Stroked out and brain bleed couldn’t be stopped. 61 years old and all vaxxed up.

Avoid the vax my friends.

More coffee…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (R/m4+)

267 Geofencing is a location-based tool used by the government to track individuals through their cell phone data. This tool is generally used in police investigations of criminal activity and requires the government to obtain a warrant, which is limited in time and scope.

The Defendants specifically targeted Calvary Chapel San Jose (“CCSJ” to demonstrate the church was a large superspreader. The County hoped to use this information in its ongoing state enforcement action against the church. To this day, the County cannot trace one COVID-19 case to the church.

JJs buddy Rob Zimm

https://tinyurl.com/2283wbtx

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:48 AM (BRHaw)

268 Some lady "I need to buy a gun for personal protection because my crazy ex has threatened me".
Some official "You have to wait thirty days".
Beat to a pulp lady a week later "what happened to my Right to Safety?"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 23, 2023 08:48 AM (0EOe9)

269 256 What if long CV is really vax issues?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:43 AM (BRHaw)

If "long CV" is really just the observed results of permanent genetic damage, then probably so.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:49 AM (q3gwH)

270 If the dems had their way, there would be 250 constitutional amendments enumerating "rights"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:49 AM (slgIg)

271 Friend of mine took his dirt nap last week. Stroked out and brain bleed couldn’t be stopped. 61 years old and all vaxxed up.

Avoid the vax my friends.

More coffee…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (R/m4+)

I have afib now. I wonder of it was the vax or that weird version of CV that killed little kids. My grand nephews got it and then it almost killed me for 12 hours.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:50 AM (BRHaw)

272 259
Unless we enshrine a Right to Safety in the Constitution,

Right to safety, huh? Since when? I’m not perfectly safe where I sit. A car can plunge through the wall where I sit and kill me. SMOD may decide my head is the target. What is this “right to safety”?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 23, 2023 08:45 AM (lE1L7)

REEEEEEEEE

--all the lunatics who think there should be a Right to Safety

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:50 AM (SbC6h)

273 > Joe Biden had an affair with his friend's wife, and still parades her around like a prize while making the guy's car his iconic "thing".
____________

Something, something.... skinsuit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2023 08:51 AM (Q4IgG)

274 It used to be that I would see a cancer patient with a complication once every couple of shifts.
Now it is a daily occurrence, sometimes 2 or 3 in a shift.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:52 AM (slgIg)

275 263 The Soviet Union guaranteed a "right to safety". Which in practice means the Government has the unquestionable authority to do anything it wants to do if it says "oh this will make you safe." Including locking you up in a camp watched by armed guards.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:47 AM (q3gwH)

"Right to Security"?

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 08:54 AM (SbC6h)

276 270 If the dems had their way, there would be 250 constitutional amendments enumerating "rights"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:49 AM (slgIg)

I'm not kidding, the Soviet Union had a constitution that was full of them. The communists have always wanted this. For example, a "right to housing" means that the Government has the power, which cannot be challenged, to immediately take away a house from someone on its Enemies List and give it to you.

This is the part they don't say until they need to - Enemies of the State have No Rights at all. Who is an Enemy of the State? Anyone who does not Obey instantly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 08:55 AM (q3gwH)

277 their cell phone data. This tool is generally used in police investigations of criminal activity and requires the government to obtain a warrant, which is limited in time and scope.


No, see at GeoFenceCorp we buy data from Google, Verizon, ATT, and Tmobile. Then we churn the data for things the government might be interested in and helpfully pass it along to them. No warrant needed! By the way... if you are a seasoned law enforcement investigator who has ideas of what data law enforcement might be interested in, GeoFenceCorp is hiring!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 08:56 AM (slgIg)

278 Whine: up at 1, 2, 4, 6 to take doggehnout, poor thong. Runs are back.

We ran out of the anti-D tabs for doggeh yesterday, and it is out of stock everywhere (even the manufacturer) except from some shady 3rd party seller on amazon (not risking that).
Ordered a different brand from chewy the day before, but not arriving until today. I might send hubby to the petco in the other town which has a probiotic that might help.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 23, 2023 08:57 AM (sz2SP)

279 Second Bill of Rights
Employment right to work
An adequate income for food, shelter, and recreation
Farmers' rights to a fair income
Freedom from unfair competition and monopolies
Decent housing
Adequate medical care
Social security
Education

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 08:57 AM (BRHaw)

280 You know what really f**ks me up about all this plandemic b.s.? The a**hats who were THE MOST militant, triple masker, 5 booster sheeple, are the ones walking around, acting like Covid never happened. Remember the video of the toddlers having masks repeatedly shoved on their faces, you know for their own good!!? I remember having my job threatened, and having to go on bended knee to ask for a religious exemption. I remember ALL the ridiculous, unscientific, punitive crap these mini-dictators and leftist goons forced on us. They forgot.
I never will.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2023 08:58 AM (7Fj9P)

281 Raining pretty steady

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 08:59 AM (fwDg9)

282 'Morning, all.

So which court hears the CA magazine ban next? It appears to be stuck in some sort of endless OODA loop.

Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2023 09:00 AM (cTCuP)

283 second bill of rights - idiot leftists think that's a new idea and don't realize that this country already went all through that argument in the '30's and '40's of the last century.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 09:00 AM (q3gwH)

284 So which court hears the CA magazine ban next? It appears to be stuck in some sort of endless OODA loop.
Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2023 09:00 AM (cTCuP)

9th Circuit, then Supremes if it gets that far. But I doubt it will.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 09:01 AM (q3gwH)

285 Coffee & Prayer NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 09:01 AM (qPw5n)

286 Maybe this round of chynaflu will be so dangerous it will keep us from voting?

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 09:03 AM (z3WCn)

287 Geofencing is a location-based tool used by the government to track individuals through their cell phone data. This tool is generally used in police investigations of criminal activity and requires the government to obtain a warrant, which is limited in time and scope.

Geofencing is primarily a marketing tool. If you go to a hardware store and a competitor is a marketing partner with the entity whose app is running on your phone, you may receive an alert telling you that a product is on sale. Often it is used in conjunction with other web products you have to guess what products you are interested in and push those ads and "suggested items" to you.

In a less marketing way, a client of mine used it to notify people when they entered into non-CHL friendly states or territories.

The amount of telemetry data being shed by the millions of mobile devices is too overwhelming for anything other than very high profile law enforcement work.
(cont...)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (p8A+W)

288 A product I did design was implemented in Afghanistan to track drug trafficking routes and traffickers.

A location would be identified as a primarily a drug trafficking nexus and an analyst would mark that area as such and those people who are identified with that location would be radioactive in that at that point contact tracing would take place.

This contact tracing algorithms and technology is what is being leveraged for the Covid-1984 programs. (a lot of people are doing this now). This is a natural filter for the vast telemetry data as waypoints can be geohashed and indexed.

What matters is not where you are, but what POI you were near on what would appear a deliberate contact.

BTW, this technology is also how one easily sniffs out burn-phones to an identifiable user.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 23, 2023 09:10 AM (p8A+W)

289 I have afib now. I wonder of it was the vax or that
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My business partner got harangued into getting the VAX by his lefty, scold wife. We were out skiing, and he had a "cardiac event." He went to the bar instead of urgent care at the bottom of the mountain.
He's getting a pacemaker in October. This guy is ~15 years younger than me, and was healthy until the vax.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2023 09:32 AM (7Fj9P)

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