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I Regret That I Have But One ONT To Give For My Country*

Howdy Morons! Friday meme madness is here, and I want to take just a moment to let y'all know how glad we are that you're here.


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How come you guys never prank me like this?


Say cheese!

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What's your opinion?

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40 M? That's absurd. I don't think the thief should get any of it. It was her money at risk, she should get the payout.

Choo, choo, choo, choo, banana train


Good brain

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A Meme ripped from this week's headlines!

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Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead!

Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead was my favorite book when I was a little kid.

Free drinks.....not!

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Anything to this, or is it just a shot at Greta? (who I'll admit, is fun to take shots at)

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Feline Friday: “We can be cute too!”, claim cats


Remember the hot hatch from the 80s?

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It was in the upper 80s last week and I actually though “Ahh, it's cooling down nicely”

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When working out, always be sure you have a spotter


This was pretty much my reaction when I learned of soaking

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McMourning

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No flies on this kid


What's on the radio?

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TR anyone?

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I'm pretty sure these are 100% legal to own


”No longer capturing tourists for ransom” is one HELL of a marketing slogan

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by heading out:


* On this day in 1776, Nathan Hale was hung by the British on charges of treason. Before his death by hanging, he said the famous quote that I've parodied in the thread title. Nathan Hale was 21 years old at the time.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Friday Night ONT!

I just rewatched "Pacific Rim". It's very silly, but also very satisfying.

Perfect "DangerCheese".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 09:59 PM (qPw5n)

2 First!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 22, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

3 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2023 09:59 PM (0tFip)

4 Boom! Top 10

Posted by: Boo raddd at September 22, 2023 10:00 PM (VdLpC)

5 Yay, Chainmail Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

6 2 Correction: First Loser!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 22, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

7

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 22, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

8 Michigan girl, 2, who wandered away from home with two family dogs found sleeping in woods, using dogs as pillows.
🐶 🐶 ✠

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:01 PM (krqg6)

9 Time out of “their” day.

Gads, I hate misspellings.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:02 PM (xTRSc)

10 Naturally, as soon as I started the video clip of the cats, my cat Jasmine had to come check me out...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2023 10:04 PM (BpYfr)

11 Rightstufanime.com is being shut down on October 10th. I am lament.

Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2023 10:05 PM (se1U+)

12 Gads, I hate misspellings

I did not make the meme. I only edited the first panel.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 22, 2023 10:05 PM (f0Xel)

13 Lauren Boebert or Nancy Mace?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:05 PM (xTRSc)

14 Moose the lab is using me as a pillow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2023 10:06 PM (ovV/V)

15 Since when did Afghanistan stop capturing tourists for ransom?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:08 PM (bQKgA)

16 That Corvette is what is known as a "shooting brake". Very classy.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Lume at September 22, 2023 10:09 PM (vFG9F)

17 I read all the content.

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2023 10:09 PM (aD39U)

18 15 Since when did Afghanistan stop capturing tourists for ransom?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


They're turning their lives around!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 22, 2023 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

19 Wind and rain starting up here in Nova. Per the Weather Channel, it'll be around for days. Tropical cyclones FTW!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)

20 Moose the lab is using me as a pillow.
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Also, 🐶 ✠

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:11 PM (krqg6)

21 Afghanistan: now with 43% less beheading!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2023 10:11 PM (I/Qkd)

22 Lauren Boebert or Nancy Mace?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Can I take both, and trade them in on 1980s Melanie Griffith?

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 22, 2023 10:12 PM (3CCua)

23 I shouldn't giggle at the MacDonald's flag at half mast, but I'm picturing Ronald McD with a tear running down his clown white-daubed face with the Twin Hashbrowns in the background.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 22, 2023 10:12 PM (zBbnK)

24 Archimedes, where are you in NoVa?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:12 PM (xTRSc)

25 Now I have read the content. Pretty good. Thanks WeirdDave!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 10:12 PM (qPw5n)

26 Archimedes, where are you in NoVa?

Fairfax Station, near Burke.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2023 10:13 PM (I/Qkd)

27 That girl's dogs knew what they were doing.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 10:13 PM (M+Nrs)

28 Nerd alert! September 22 is the birthday for both Bilbo and Frodo Baggins and is now Hobbit Day. In their honor I'm smoking some Old Toby blend (Country Squire) in a Macqueen Ranger churchwarden pipe (modelled after the one Aragorn smokes in the Prancing Pony Inn) while re-reading the section "On Pipe Weed" from LOTR.

Told you it was a nerd alert.

Posted by: JTB at September 22, 2023 10:13 PM (7EjX1)

29 19 Wind and rain starting up here in Nova. Per the Weather Channel, it'll be around for days. Tropical cyclones FTW!
Posted by: Archimedes



WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Or get a bit wet, whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 10:14 PM (gcUgZ)

30 I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge that the land on which my home sits was heartlessly stolen from its rightful Native American owners.

Now, who wants popcorn?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:15 PM (bQKgA)

31 26 Hmmm. I’m in Chantilly. Nothin’ here yet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:15 PM (xTRSc)

32 Wind and rain starting up here in Nova. Per the Weather Channel, it'll be around for days. Tropical cyclones FTW!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2023 10:10 PM (I/Qkd)

Pssh. Been putting up with it down here in SE Va for hours. Even the geese are walking.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 10:15 PM (M+Nrs)

33 Oh, look! It's a WeirdDave ONT! Who could have predicted that?

#YayOverFridayNightThreads

Posted by: mindful webworker - never replete, never suspender, at September 22, 2023 10:15 PM (gL/LV)

34 Good evening morons and thanks for all the memes wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2023 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

35 209
T minus 5 hours to Equinox. You have 5 hours of summer left. Make the most of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 10:16 PM (RNiJ/)

36 JTB, you need some Longbottom Leaf in a wizard bong.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 22, 2023 10:16 PM (zBbnK)

37 I've thought for years that Greta was a FAS baby.

Posted by: Bert G at September 22, 2023 10:16 PM (VARTN)

38 And, yes, the 9mm is legal.
But it sure costs a bit to shoot.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 10:17 PM (M+Nrs)

39 35 Good riddance. Fall kicks summer’s ass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:17 PM (xTRSc)

40 T minus 5 hours to Equinox. You have 5 hours of summer left. Make the most of it.

Posted by: publius



https://youtu.be/A8a6kHQN9BA?si=uGgoNAb0EAgB43GM

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (gcUgZ)

41
Yeah, the thief that stole the 10K should get nothing. Less than nothing, in fact, he should pay the girlfriend restitution. Exorbitant interest on the 10K, plus 3x 10K fine. And she gets the 100M.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (f1Vqw)

42 T minus 5 hours to Equinox. You have 5 hours of summer left. Make the most of it.

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We talkin' vernal or autumnal?

This matters to some of us.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (bQKgA)

43 Lauren Boebert or Nancy Mace?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Neither. I have a thing about women whose sole purpose in life involves asking me for money.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (aCGgG)

44 Good riddance. Fall kicks summer’s ass.

You are correct, sir!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (I/Qkd)

45 Here it is. Things look pretty wet.

https://tinyurl.com/yw6tj3p2

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 10:19 PM (RNiJ/)

46 Neither. I have a thing about women whose sole purpose in life involves asking me for money.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (aCGgG)

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With a hooker, at least you get value for your dollar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:20 PM (bQKgA)

47 In re: Mormons "soaking" with a 3rd person involved --

I find it utterly hilarious that anyone thinks that anyone is so stupid as to actually believe this is anything but a made-up story to paint Mormon kids as "weird."

Posted by: pkudude99 at September 22, 2023 10:20 PM (Ln4/h)

48 Gatling guns are legal because they're like any semi-auto rifle.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)

49 If Nathan Hale knew then what we know now, would he have been so stalwart?

Posted by: I don't know. Lives, fortunes, sacred honor for this bullshit? at September 22, 2023 10:21 PM (lR6tR)

50 >> We talkin' vernal or autumnal?

Autumnal. Sol's right ascension 12 hr, declination 0, descending southward. The Moment of Crossing.

It's Spring down for Pixy, being upside down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 10:21 PM (f1Vqw)

51 I Regret That I Have But One ONT To Give For My Country*

Wait, WD won't be here next week?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2023 10:21 PM (Angsy)

52 Our lab puppy has been using the couch pillows for his personal hump buddies.

The circle of life, I guess.

Posted by: Rex B at September 22, 2023 10:22 PM (Gs3JA)

53 Now I want a Gatling gun. Or to rewatch Rooster Cogburn.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 22, 2023 10:23 PM (3cGpq)

54 Lucy Pinder has wonderful couch pillows.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:23 PM (xTRSc)

55 That Corvette is what is known as a "shooting brake". Very classy.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Lume at September 22, 2023 10:09 PM (vFG9F)

I have seen one or two well-done Corvette shooting brakes. That isn't one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:24 PM (PugTr)

56 Jeff Charles, An Awful Pundit🏴
@jeffcharlesjr
BREAKING: Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change
"[These shorts] represent the freedom to be oneself in an institution often characterized by conformity. Plus, they're incredibly comfortable."

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Picture at link.

https://tinyurl.com/yz8xps9j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:24 PM (FVME7)

57 I saw this question making social media rounds:
https://tinyurl.com/mpj92fy6

Nutshell- it's random tables with random, various celebrities, and you have to pick which table to sit at.
The good- Dr. Jordan Peterson, Tucker Carlson, etc.
The Bad: AOC, Megan Markle, Jen Psaki
The Ugly: Dr. Fauci, Don Lemon, Joy Behar

I think table 4 has the best mix of interesting people to talk to and the fewest annoying people? I bet Nancy Pelosi loosens up a bit after the second bottle of chardonnay.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 22, 2023 10:25 PM (NCgXW)

58 31-round 9mm-version Gatling gun saved from a Weasel Sunday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEclg8fR0Z8

10:57 minutes; cute woman.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 10:25 PM (krqg6)

59 T minus 5 hours to Equinox. You have 5 hours of summer left. Make the most of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 10:16 PM (RNiJ/)

"Equinox" should be high-test gas for trannies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:26 PM (PugTr)

60 Moose the lab is using me as a pillow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2023 10:06 PM (ovV/V)

Better than Lab the moose using you as a pillow.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 10:26 PM (M+Nrs)

61 All cloudy so no hope of seeing the zodiacal lights.

Adriane’s Axiom of Astronomy in Arizona FTW !!!

Posted by: Adriane the IBM DCFP FTW Critic . . . at September 22, 2023 10:26 PM (4Winp)

62 I don't get the first meme. I suspect I'd need to recognize the character and series to get it.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 22, 2023 10:26 PM (3cGpq)

63 Frank Thorp V
@frankthorp
NEW: Sen Menendez responds to calls for his resignation w/ new stmt: “It is not lost on me how quickly some are rushing to judge a Latino and push him out of his seat. I am not going anywhere.”

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You racist bastards!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:27 PM (FVME7)

64 Thinking about the Soldier Field theft in the last thread. The Bears shouldn’t move to Moline, but to the city just north of Bloomington, Illinois. They can then be the Normal Bears or Normal Illinois Bears.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2023 10:27 PM (mNmNo)

65 I've thought for years that Greta was a FAS baby.
Posted by: Bert G at September 22, 2023 10:16 PM (VARTN)

If she is, it's barely discernible. But here parents are raging nutcases, too. That may be the major factor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:27 PM (PugTr)

66 I bet Nancy Pelosi loosens up a bit after the second bottle of chardonnay.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 22, 2023 10:25 PM (NCgXW)

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That's when she really lets her tits down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:27 PM (bQKgA)

67 54 Lucy Pinder has wonderful couch pillows.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:23 PM (xTRSc)

So does the Missus, but no way will I let pup near them!

Posted by: Rex B at September 22, 2023 10:27 PM (Gs3JA)

68 Corvette's, in the main, have always been unattractive looking vehicles.

I don't even know what the current iteration of the Corvette is but it is an abomination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)

69 9 T minus 5 hours to Equinox. You have 5 hours of summer left. Make the most of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)

By doing what, exactly?

Posted by: Maybe I'll go to bed early... at September 22, 2023 10:28 PM (lR6tR)

70 Yeah, the thief that stole the 10K should get nothing. Less than nothing, in fact, he should pay the girlfriend restitution. Exorbitant interest on the 10K, plus 3x 10K fine. And she gets the 100M.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (f1Vqw)

She should claim all the money, and then give him the 10 G's, and a bus ticket to Bumfuckistan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:29 PM (PugTr)

71 What is a FAS baby?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:29 PM (xTRSc)

72 BTW, WTH movie is that first meme from? It's the same one as the four panel "Right? Right?" memes.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 10:30 PM (M+Nrs)

73 Posted by: I don't know. Lives, fortunes, sacred honor for this bullshit? at September 22, 2023 10:21 PM (lR6tR)

He died at age 21. If people are only going to stand up for something because they think the future will be exactly the way they want it to be then they're probably not very courageous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2023 10:30 PM (lcPXg)

74 The beer plumbing is the most bro prank ever.

Posted by: And of course it's Aussies at September 22, 2023 10:30 PM (lR6tR)

75 @73

>>What is a FAS baby?

Fugly As Sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)

76 Now I want a Gatling gun. Or to rewatch Rooster Cogburn.
Posted by: PaleRider

Nobody needs a Gatling gun to go hunting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:30 PM (FVME7)

77 Gatling guns are legal because they're like any semi-auto rifle.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)

Well, they aren't even semi-auto. It's all manual.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:31 PM (PugTr)

78 @74

>>BTW, WTH movie is that first meme from? It's the same one as the four panel "Right? Right?" memes.

Revenge of The Sith.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

79 Hmmm. I’m in Chantilly. Nothin’ here yet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:15 PM (xTRSc)


Chantilly!!!
Willards!!! Best bbq around!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 10:32 PM (uSHSS)

80 Hmmm. I’m in Chantilly. Nothin’ here yet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:15 PM (xTRSc)

The lace is sublime.

Posted by: Big Bopper at September 22, 2023 10:32 PM (lR6tR)

81 I think table 4 has the best mix of interesting people to talk to and the fewest annoying people? I bet Nancy Pelosi loosens up a bit after the second bottle of chardonnay.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 22, 2023 10:25 PM (NCgXW)

Link fail. Thing about Pelosi, ya gotta reach down to the floor to grope her tits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:33 PM (PugTr)

82 79 Gatling guns are legal because they're like any semi-auto rifle.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)

Well, they aren't even semi-auto. It's all manual.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:31 PM (PugTr)

The magazine would be trouble in Kali; 7 round limit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2023 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

83 What is a FAS baby?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:29 PM (xTRSc)

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome - when a mother is a raging alcoholic while pregnant.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 10:33 PM (M+Nrs)

84 The Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead system is how Senator Fetterman gets ready to go to the office.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 22, 2023 10:34 PM (QS/Jn)

85 I don't get the meme with the wrestlers. Someone is praying that Lauren Boebert will give them a hand in a movie theatre? What are they wrestling over.?

Maybe I don't need to know. Forget it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2023 10:34 PM (RSbhh)

86 T minus 5 hours to Equinox. You have 5 hours of summer left. Make the most of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)

By doing what, exactly?
Posted by: Maybe I'll go to bed early...

Making salsa! That's what I should be doing. Picked the last of the tomatoes today. It got down to 36 the other night so I figured I shouldn't push the envelope. I have about 20+ lbs of maters, pulled 4 nice sized sweet onions and I bought a mess of peppers from the local Mennonite vegetable stand. Motivation is the issue. That's a lot of slicing and chopping.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:34 PM (aCGgG)

87 1 Friday Night ONT!

I just rewatched "Pacific Rim". It's very silly, but also very satisfying.

Perfect "DangerCheese".
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 09:59 PM (qPw5n)

2023 version - "Pacific Rim Job - A San Francisco Story".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2023 10:34 PM (q3gwH)

88 Multiple single shots.
Lawyers are going to have to work on that one.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 10:34 PM (RNiJ/)

89 What is a FAS baby?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:29 PM


Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Posted by: Bert G at September 22, 2023 10:34 PM (VARTN)

90 TheBlaze
@theblaze
Biden pushing for gun grabs: "If you need 80 shots in a magazine, you shouldn't own a gun.”

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I've got two 80 round mags taped together so I can swap them out quickly and easily.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:35 PM (FVME7)

91 Revenge of The Sith.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

Ahhhhh. So is it an absolute must-see or an absolute no-go?

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 10:35 PM (M+Nrs)

92 Gatling guns are legal because they're like any semi-auto rifle.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)

Well, they aren't even semi-auto. It's all manual.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:31 PM (PugTr)

"Like," one action - turning the crank - one shot. That's all I meant, not it's semi-auto.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2023 10:35 PM (Angsy)

93 He died at 21 and lived more than most people who live to be 80.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2023 10:35 PM (q3gwH)

94 Link fail. Thing about Pelosi, ya gotta reach down to the floor to grope her tits.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:33 PM

Hmmm. Try again. I had the image sent to me, so I uploaded to my Google Drive. I think I upgraded it to "share with everyone on earth", so we'll see if I get hacked for AoS.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 22, 2023 10:36 PM (NCgXW)

95 Making salsa! That's what I should be doing. Picked the last of the tomatoes today. It got down to 36 the other night so I figured I shouldn't push the envelope. I have about 20+ lbs of maters, pulled 4 nice sized sweet onions and I bought a mess of peppers from the local Mennonite vegetable stand. Motivation is the issue. That's a lot of slicing and chopping.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:34 PM (aCGgG)

Good to have a hobby.

Posted by: You can make some tortilla chips too at September 22, 2023 10:36 PM (lR6tR)

96 Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Posted by: Bert G at September 22, 2023 10:34 PM (VARTN)

To me, the hallmark for FAS is a concave face, where the nose falls short of a straight line from the forehead to the chin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:36 PM (PugTr)

97 93 He died at 21 and lived more than most people who live to be 80.
Posted by: Tom Servo


THIS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 22, 2023 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

98 60 Moose the lab is using me as a pillow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2023 10:06 PM (ovV/V)

Better than Lab the moose using you as a pillow.
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 10:26 PM (M+Nrs)

Is squirrel there too?

Posted by: Boris Badanov at September 22, 2023 10:37 PM (QPmu4)

99 Hey Vernal, it's Autumnal.

Posted by: Ernest P. Worrell at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (63Dwl)

100 The magazine would be trouble in Kali; 7 round limit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

A federal judge ruled the California high cap mag ban as unconditional today. California AG is going to appeal. Hopefully the ruling will be upheld as Washington also instituted a ban on hc mags.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (aCGgG)

101 The magazine would be trouble in Kali; 7 round limit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Kali Goddess of Death. It's easier when your sacrifices are unarmed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (FVME7)

102 31 26 Hmmm. I’m in Chantilly. Nothin’ here yet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:15 PM (xTRSc)


A chance to add to your lace collection? Lace wigs for sale?

The Big Bopper has some thoughts:

https://youtu.be/lGXFVOc5I8Q?si=mVd2rOv5cQUtgb8M

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (zHuJr)

103 Had a cold snap here. While I could do it, I refuse to use the fireplace on the last day of Summer.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (QS/Jn)

104 The magazine would be trouble in Kali; 7 round limit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2023 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

Nope, Judge declared that ban unconstitutional.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (QPmu4)

105 Unconstitutional.
I

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:39 PM (aCGgG)

106 "You will be 100% safe since the war is over and we no longer capturing tourists for ransom."

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Who's buried in Afghanistan stays buried in Afghanistan.

[h/t The Biden Junta]

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 22, 2023 10:40 PM (2O5Io)

107 I did a book report on Nathan Hale in fifth grade.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 22, 2023 10:41 PM (kwvif)

108 85- meant "hand job" not hand

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2023 10:41 PM (lcPXg)

109 “White people have no culture.” Sure. Just look at that map.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 22, 2023 10:41 PM (kwvif)

110 A federal judge ruled the California high cap mag ban as unconditional today. California AG is going to appeal. Hopefully the ruling will be upheld as Washington also instituted a ban on hc mags.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (aCGgG)


Heh.
I've yet to buy a ten round mag.
Mine are all 30.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 10:41 PM (uSHSS)

111 Nine minutes of animation done. Soundtrack work is harder because you can't have videos playing in the background.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2023 10:42 PM (CHHv1)

112
Corvette's, in the main, have always been unattractive looking vehicles.

The original Heavy Metal model looked nice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

113 93 He died at 21 and lived more than most people who live to be 80.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2023 10:35 PM (q3gwH)

There is no doubt of this. It's absolutely gutting to see the legacy of great men squandered and erased by the most perfidious of scum.

Posted by: It's a total disgrace at September 22, 2023 10:42 PM (lR6tR)

114 G’night, All. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 10:43 PM (xTRSc)

115 Continued weeb observations on the closure of Rightstuf Anime.

So Sony bought Rightstuf (online retailer in case you're wondering) last year and is finally merging it into Crunchyroll. The reaction is...poor.

Apparently Crunchyroll's customer service is terrible. I've never ordered from them, so I can't say, but everyone else is saying orders arrive without any protection, broken and unfulfilled orders tend to remain unfulfilled.

I've ordered from Rightstuf for about 20 years and their customer service and packaging is fucking immaculate. I kid you not but they are the gold standard of ordering shit online.

Now? Who knows.

Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2023 10:43 PM (nJMtJ)

116 That bitchen 'Vette shooting brake even has a trailer hitch. I'd used it to pull my trailer full of scrap to the recycle place.

Posted by: Any Old Junk at September 22, 2023 10:44 PM (83IzV)

117 We love you too WD

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 22, 2023 10:44 PM (URIv5)

118 Hmmm. Try again. I had the image sent to me, so I uploaded to my Google Drive. I think I upgraded it to "share with everyone on earth", so we'll see if I get hacked for AoS.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 22, 2023 10:36 PM (NCgXW)

thanks. My ratings? Table 1: 2/5, table 2: 2/5, table 3: 1/5, table 4: 1/5, table 5: 3/5. Table 5 wins.

Dream table? Trump, Carlson, Thomas, Musk, Peterson. Kid Rock, first runner-up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:44 PM (PugTr)

119 Nope, Judge declared that ban unconstitutional.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (QPmu4)

The judge immediately put a 10 day stay on his own ruling, so CA remains a Slave state for the time being.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 22, 2023 10:44 PM (QS/Jn)

120 Apparently Crunchyroll's customer service is terrible. I've never ordered from them, so I can't say, but everyone else is saying orders arrive without any protection, broken and unfulfilled orders tend to remain unfulfilled.


I didn't know Crunchyroll did anything other than streaming.

Posted by: Learn something new every day around here at September 22, 2023 10:45 PM (lR6tR)

121 "”No longer capturing tourists for ransom” is one HELL of a marketing slogan"

Hmmmm.... I think... I don't actually believe them that they are no longer capturing tourists for ransom.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2023 10:45 PM (CxG+i)

122 56 Jeff Charles, An Awful Pundit🏴
@jeffcharlesjr
BREAKING: Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change
"These shorts represent the freedom to be oneself in an institution often characterized by conformity. Plus, they're incredibly comfortable."

https://tinyurl.com/yz8xps9j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


He could use a bra.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2023 10:46 PM (0Htd1)

123 Had a cold snap here. While I could do it, I refuse to use the fireplace on the last day of Summer.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 22, 2023 10:38 PM (QS/Jn)

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Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 22, 2023 10:46 PM (2O5Io)

124 Apparently Crunchyroll's customer service is terrible. I've never ordered from them, so I can't say, but everyone else is saying orders arrive without any protection, broken and unfulfilled orders tend to remain unfulfilled.


I didn't know Crunchyroll did anything other than streaming.
Posted by: Learn something new every day around here at September 22, 2023 10:45 PM (lR6tR)

Having zero interest in anything remotely related to Anime, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:46 PM (PugTr)

125 We are going to blaster acres tomorrow. That's in Florida.

It's gonna be 90.

Posted by: blaster at September 22, 2023 10:46 PM (dWjpk)

126 "”No longer capturing tourists for ransom” is one HELL of a marketing slogan"

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And only a certain amount of cannibalism!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:47 PM (FVME7)

127 107 I did a book report on Nathan Hale in fifth grade.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 22, 2023 10:41 PM (kwvif)

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And I bet they're still talking about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:47 PM (bQKgA)

128 I've always loved the Corvette styling, save for the earliest decade, and most of the 80s and 90s models, which are all ugly to me. But the 60s, 70s, and 2010s and 2020s are gorgeous.

72, 73, and the last few years including the current model are, IMO, the pinnacle of American auto styling. I'm only going by looks, of course, as I'm sure I'll never drive them.

Looked up "shooting brake" on Wiki. Interesting! I had one, to my surprise. A Chevy Monza!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 10:48 PM (kjOVp)

129 Yeah, the thief that stole the 10K should get nothing. Less than nothing, in fact, he should pay the girlfriend restitution. Exorbitant interest on the 10K, plus 3x 10K fine. And she gets the 100M.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (f1Vqw)


If I cut my neighbor's trees by accident, I am liable for 3x the stumpage, which is determined by a forester coming out and inspecting the stumps and declaring how many board feet each tree probably turned into, and then the value of that tree at the mill.
If I kill one of my neighbors' cattle when I butcher my own, there is a similar calculation and it is valued as prime beef cattle even if it is a screw-horned runt.

I would negotiate for three times the amount stolen plus the taxes.
I would also suggest she change all her locks and buy a gun.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 10:49 PM (xhaym)

130 Also, the Corvette above is not a shooting brake.

It is an abomination.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 10:51 PM (kjOVp)

131 To me, the hallmark for FAS is a concave face, where the nose falls short of a straight line from the forehead to the chin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:36 PM (PugTr)

And the eyes lack symmetry.

Granted, humans are not perfectly symmetrical, but someone with FAS has eyes that are WAY off.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 22, 2023 10:52 PM (lE1L7)

132 72, 73, and the last few years including the current model are, IMO, the pinnacle of American auto styling. I'm only going by looks, of course, as I'm sure I'll never drive them.

Looked up "shooting brake" on Wiki. Interesting! I had one, to my surprise. A Chevy Monza!
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 10:48 PM (kjOVp)

'70's and '80's Corvettes are surprisingly affordable, save for the few with high-end engine options. You should be able to buy one for far less $$$ than a brand new Hundawi.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:52 PM (PugTr)

133 Heh.
I've yet to buy a ten round mag.
Mine are all 30.
Posted by: Diogenes

I shot a buddies Keltec P17 .22 a while ago. I want one. Impressive quality, comes with 3 15 rnd mags and threaded barrel for just south of $200. Buddy said the only time he had issues was using a box of crap ammo. I want a throw away gun. Checked with my go to gun shop. Keltec makes a 10 rnd mag but right now they are listed as, on allocation. Gun shop guy translated that as " hell freezing over".

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:52 PM (aCGgG)

134 There were some 70's corvettes given a station wagon back that looked kinda interesting, but this monstrosity looks like some cheap pick up bed camper top.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2023 10:52 PM (q3gwH)

135 Breaking: FBI counterintelligence, I know, right?, agent Charles McGoonigal pleads guilty to working with sanctioned Russian oligarch at the heart of the Russia collusion sandal Oleg Deripaska to one count of money laundering.

What he didn't plead guilty to because our government is broken goes just a bit deeper.

Trump was right about everything and there really is a deep state.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 10:53 PM (ZLI7S)

136 85- meant "hand job" not hand
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a
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This is such a typical horde correction. You don't find these everywhere.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 22, 2023 10:54 PM (4780s)

137 And I bet they're still talking about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:47 PM (bQKgA)

Talking about that time I actually did homework.

: o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 22, 2023 10:54 PM (lE1L7)

138 '70's and '80's Corvettes are surprisingly affordable, save for the few with high-end engine options. You should be able to buy one for far less $$$ than a brand new Hundawi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:52 PM (PugTr)

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Yeah. The glory days when a top trim Corvette would crank out 124 hp.

Pass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:54 PM (bQKgA)

139 Neither. I have a thing about women whose sole purpose in life involves asking me for money.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (aCGgG)


You have met my sister, then.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 10:55 PM (xhaym)

140 What is a FAS baby?

I can still remember when 60 Minutes did the show on Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. There was a woman who said that when she was pregnant, she had no idea that drinking a bottle of whiskey per day was bad for the baby.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2023 10:55 PM (0Htd1)

141 My "Ow My Balls!" friend came through his surgery ok, but he's still got 6 weeks of recovery. (lost most blood flow to his testicles, had a stent put into the Main Vein) He's in his 60's, I thought about telling him he don't use them much any more, he should just cut them off, but I didn't think he'd appreciate the advice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2023 10:56 PM (q3gwH)

142 Gatling guns are legal because they're like any semi-auto rifle.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)


So, if I build a gatling gun, attach it to a stock and add an electric motor, is this still legal?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 10:57 PM (xhaym)

143 I thought crunchyroll was some kind of candy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 10:57 PM (63Dwl)

144 As for the stolen 10k turned into 100M, I'd bet the 100M is now in the pocket of the local warlord, and the thief and the girlfriend are both in a stew pot.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 22, 2023 10:57 PM (QS/Jn)

145 Today's Vettes are more appropriately, or should be, labeled supercars, with the top trim bordering on hypercar. Also reflected in the prices, which are twice what Lamborghinis cost in the 80s.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 10:58 PM (kjOVp)

146 Chalk one up in the "W" column. The BCS tractor I dragged home yesterday? Well, I made it bark. The battery had been left to run down; it froze, and split, and upon thawing, the acid done et up the battery tray, and the ground stud for the crank relay was floating in the air. Took out the battery tray, hooked up clip leads to bring round to the wires that needed to be grounded, and it turns over on the key. Shot a little brake cleaner into the carb, and Zoom, Zoom! Some cleaning and rebuilding of the battery tray, and service the carb, we have a running tractor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 11:00 PM (PugTr)

147 1964 1/2 Mustang, cream color with red upholstery.

That is all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 22, 2023 11:00 PM (LOVUx)

148 Handjob and Gatling Gun Emporium

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 11:01 PM (kjOVp)

149 147 Today's Vettes are more appropriately, or should be, labeled supercars, with the top trim bordering on hypercar. Also reflected in the prices, which are twice what Lamborghinis cost in the 80s.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 10:58 PM (kjOVp)

I have to admit, I first read "Vettes" as "ettes." Not quite what was meant, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 22, 2023 11:02 PM (LOVUx)

150 Yeah. The glory days when a top trim Corvette would crank out 124 hp.

Pass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:54 PM (bQKgA)

But you can drop in a crate motor for about 5 grand, and have upwards of 400 HP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 11:02 PM (PugTr)

151 Cicero, I heard back from my friend. He also recommended the company I mentioned the other night as the company he uses for marine metal fab.

If you strike out locally these guys are really good.

https://www.ttopsofnewengland.com

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 11:02 PM (ZLI7S)

152 So, if I build a gatling gun, attach it to a stock and add an electric motor, is this still legal?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 10:57 PM (xhaym)

No. Then it becomes a machine gun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 11:03 PM (PugTr)

153 Ah Virginia. Bless your dumb little hearts. You're 0-3, you tied the game up, make a dumb penalty giving NC St good field position, they drive easily down the field but miss the FG to win the game but VA fkd up, kick it again, goes through uprights, game over. Wolfpack win. UVA is 0-4. Oops.

Go Hokies!!

Sadly, they stink too. Probably lose to UNC tomorrow.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 11:03 PM (gcUgZ)

154 You have met my sister, then.
Posted by: Kindltot

I have the same sister although we haven't spoken to each other in almost 7 years. I contributed $25 to Boebarts campaign. I received multiple emails per week asking for more. I would unsubscribe and an email from a different source would show up. I sent them several polite requests to stop. I finally mailed them a very unpolite letter and included 10 Monopoly $1 bills. Haven't received one since. I am assuming Mace is from the same mold.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 11:03 PM (aCGgG)

155 Shot a little brake cleaner into the carb, and Zoom, Zoom! Some cleaning and rebuilding of the battery tray, and service the carb, we have a running tractor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 11:00 PM (PugTr)

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Green Acres we aare here!

Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at September 22, 2023 11:03 PM (bQKgA)

156 Crunchyroll? Sushi.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 22, 2023 11:04 PM (/HDaX)

157 I wouldn't dare discuss the price of an 'ette.

I value my life, you know.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 11:04 PM (kjOVp)

158 But you can drop in a crate motor for about 5 grand, and have upwards of 400 HP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 11:02 PM (PugTr)

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Sure. I run into trouble updating Windows 10.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 11:05 PM (bQKgA)

159 Granted, humans are not perfectly symmetrical, but someone with FAS has eyes that are WAY off.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 22, 2023 10:52 PM (lE1L7)

FAS is an epidemic up here, in the villages. So many of our "homeless" addicts are FAS babies, who never could learn to get along in the villages and were sent to Anchorage on a court date and not allowed to return. They self medicate, have no social limits, and are not likely to improve no matter what program is instituted.

Very sad, and the only real solution would be institutionalization, which also is not going to happen.

So they use drugs, rape a few other addicts, steal, live rough, crap in public, and generally misbehave and ruin life for the rest of us.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 22, 2023 11:05 PM (LOVUx)

160 but this monstrosity looks like some cheap pick up bed camper top.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2023 10:52 PM (q3gwH)

Looks more like an AMC Pacer backend to me. A cheap pickup bed camper would look a lot better.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 11:06 PM (M+Nrs)

161 If you strike out locally these guys are really good.

https://www.ttopsofnewengland.com
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 11:02 PM (ZLI7S)


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Rhode Island? I'll save the link. Thanks JS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 11:07 PM (bQKgA)

162 Looked up "shooting brake" on Wiki.

Shooting Brake > Mercedes Benz > Austria > Hitler. 3 links!

Posted by: Weirddave at September 22, 2023 11:08 PM (f0Xel)

163 add an electric motor, is this still legal?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 10:57 PM (xhaym)

Absolutely not.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 11:08 PM (M+Nrs)

164 134

What an insipid level of commentary tonight... And I'm the worst of the bunch, having had two comments banned... We need to be better; better, stronger, faster... Or at least more turgid...
Posted by: Just Sayin at September 22, 2023 10:52 PM (Ak2ZI)

Gentlemen, we can rebuild the ONT commentary! We can make it better than it was, faster and stronger!

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at September 22, 2023 11:09 PM (Gs3JA)

165 Got another incoherent email dressing down from my boss's boss today. He wants me to allow the "stakeholder" to dictate doing stupid and expensive things to buildings going forward. Not sure how to deal with this, but I think my only recourse will be to go over his foolish little head.

No idea why I am his current whipping boy. I wish he would figure out that, as a leader, he is responsible for dealing with the blowback from ignorant assholes who demand the impossible from us.

Instead, he is just as ignorant and like to beat up on folks who are doing their jobs.

This is unsustainable as a business model. Worse for government work. DH is trying to find us a nice cheap house to buy so I can retire and tell them all to piss up a rope. We shall see.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 22, 2023 11:10 PM (LOVUx)

166 163 add an electric motor, is this still legal?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 10:57 PM (xhaym)

Absolutely not.
Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 11:08 PM (M+Nrs)

but what if I WANT it more than he does?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 22, 2023 11:10 PM (LOVUx)

167 I wouldn't dare discuss the price of an 'ette.

I value my life, you know.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 11:04 PM (kjOVp)

Why?
The answer would always be More than you can afford, buddy!

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2023 11:12 PM (M+Nrs)

168 42 T minus 5 hours to Equinox. You have 5 hours of summer left. Make the most of it.

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We talkin' vernal or autumnal?

This matters to some of us.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:18 PM (bQKgA)

Here's a way to tell: Vernal equinox in Northern Hemisphere - you can set the fat girls on their heads and they'll stay that way. That only works for the Autumnal equinox in the Southern Hemiphere.

Posted by: Roy at September 22, 2023 11:12 PM (rqgpJ)

169 Dude, fall means it's not 100 anymore.

You haven't been here long enough to understand Texas yet.

Posted by: Happy at September 22, 2023 11:12 PM (bZjD2)

170 what a finish to the football game!

Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 11:12 PM (geLO8)

171 1964 1/2 Mustang, cream color with red upholstery.

That is all.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 22, 2023 11:00 PM (LOVUx)

I had a 89 Mustang hatchback with a 5.0 and it was surprisingly versatile. Decent gas mileage and I could get plenty of cargo in the back with the rear seats folded down. I did learn to leave it parked whenever it snowed.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 22, 2023 11:13 PM (QS/Jn)

172 Nathan Hale was hanged, not hung

unless I'm wrong™

Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 11:14 PM (geLO8)

173 “White people have no culture.” Sure. Just look at that map.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 22, 2023 10:41 PM (kwvif)


That one is up there with "Oregonians have no accent"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 11:14 PM (xhaym)

174 tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Your bosses name wouldn't happen to be Peter would it?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 11:14 PM (aCGgG)

175 Nick Chubb is one the the good guys. He probably will be in the Hall of Fame if he can play another season or two if he can come back from his injury.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2023 11:16 PM (fs1hN)

176 Headline: NY Man Arrested With $1.6 Million In Fentanyl Fails To Show For Court After Being Granted Non-Cash Bail

Huh. who would have seen that coming?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 11:16 PM (xhaym)

177 Huh. who would have seen that coming?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 11:16 PM (xhaym)

A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, enveloped in a conundrum, that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 11:18 PM (PugTr)

178 @158

>>Sure. I run into trouble updating Windows 10.

By drop a crate engine into it, AOP means you can pay someone else to drop a crate motor into it.

Which is what I did to the Wrangler, which now identifies as a boxy Corvette.

Which I did, great fully because I wanted to affirm his choice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 11:21 PM (XV/Pl)

179 176 Headline: NY Man Arrested With $1.6 Million In Fentanyl Fails To Show For Court After Being Granted Non-Cash Bail

Huh. who would have seen that coming?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 11:16 PM (xhaym)

They didn't give him back his stash did they?

Posted by: javems at September 22, 2023 11:22 PM (8I4hW)

180 >>>Some cleaning and rebuilding of the battery tray, and service the carb, we have a running tractor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Sometimes things just fall into place.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:23 PM (RNiJ/)

181 172 Nathan Hale was hanged, not hung

unless I'm wrong™
Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 11:14 PM (geLO

Oh if only you knew!

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 22, 2023 11:23 PM (q3gwH)

182 172 Nathan Hale was hanged, not hung

unless I'm wrong™
Posted by: DB - man of leisure

Oh if only you knew!
Posted by: Nathan Hale


OH MY!!!

Posted by: George Taikai at September 22, 2023 11:25 PM (4Winp)

183 I had the '84 20 year anniversary convertible for a few years, white with red trim, 5.0. Wish I still had it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2023 11:25 PM (q3gwH)

184 Sometimes things just fall into place.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:23 PM (RNiJ/)

The work involved is basically housekeeping, of the mechanical sort. Clean the fuel tank, clean the carb, repair/replace some damaged control cables, fix the battery tray, replace the shot tires. I don't have to tear down the engine or the gearbox, as far as I know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 11:25 PM (PugTr)

185 Here's a way to tell: Vernal equinox in Northern Hemisphere - you can set the fat girls on their heads and they'll stay that way. That only works for the Autumnal equinox in the Southern Hemiphere.
Posted by: Roy at September 22, 2023 11:12 PM (rqgpJ)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2023 11:25 PM (4I/2K)

186 >>>>>What is a FAS baby?

Fugly As Sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

>So a Kardashian baby before the massive plastic surgery? God help them thru the mental anguish and illness.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2023 11:25 PM (KVGVf)

187 181 172 Nathan Hale was hanged, not hung

unless I'm wrong™
Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 11:14 PM (geLO

Oh if only you knew!
Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 22, 2023 11:23 PM (q3gwH)

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And they was RIGHT!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 22, 2023 11:26 PM (bQKgA)

188 That one is up there with "Oregonians have no accent"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 11:14 PM (xhaym)

Most middle-class Oregonians speak American TV Standard, but working class folks tend towards the Oklahoma Whine (think Country Music). The Ruling Class use whatever they learned while at the liberal arts college.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 22, 2023 11:26 PM (QS/Jn)

189 >>>>>What is a FAS baby?

Fugly As Sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

>So a Kardashian baby before the massive plastic surgery? God help them thru the mental anguish and illness.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2023 11:25 PM (KVGVf)

aka "Breathtaking!"

Posted by: Seinfeld Reference at September 22, 2023 11:28 PM (4I/2K)

190 Nathan Hale was hanged, not hung
====

Embrace the power of “and”.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 22, 2023 11:28 PM (wu87C)

191 15 Since when did Afghanistan stop capturing tourists for ransom?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 10:08 PM (bQKgA)
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Outsourced to the Mexican cartels.

Posted by: Ciampino - Synthetic Salmon: A more fishy story at September 22, 2023 11:28 PM (qfLjt)

192 172 Nathan Hale was hanged, not hung

unless I'm wrong™

Posted by: DB - man
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He may have been both.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:28 PM (RNiJ/)

193 oh you scamps with your peepee jokes

Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 11:29 PM (geLO8)

194 He must have had an enormous schwannstucke!

Posted by: Teri Garr at September 22, 2023 11:30 PM (q3gwH)

195 193 oh you scamps with your peepee jokes
Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 11:29 PM (geLO

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And DEEP!

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at September 22, 2023 11:30 PM (bQKgA)

196 Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 22, 2023 11:26 PM (QS/Jn)

Most of our elites were actually brought in from out of state because for some reason upper management for the agencies is hired from outside of Oregon

Kate Brown never stepped in Oregon until she was in her thirties, Kotek until she was forty. F_______ carpetbaggers.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 11:31 PM (xhaym)

197 Yes, but this one’s eating my popcorn.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 22, 2023 11:32 PM (wu87C)

198 >>Rhode Island? I'll save the link. Thanks JS.

We've been known to build a boat or two around here. We even have some Catalinas sailing around here.

Happy sailing.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 11:33 PM (ZLI7S)

199 The third one's a milking machine and it won't stop til it gets five gallons!

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at September 22, 2023 11:33 PM (bQKgA)

200 ~~~~~~
Nathan Hale was hanged, not hung

unless I'm wrong™

Posted by: DB - man
~~~~~~

Embrace the power of “and”.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 22, 2023 11:28 PM (wu87C)
-----

He may have been both.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:28 PM (RNiJ/)


Marlin Perkins, shushing the camera crew, whispering: "We now see The Horde Hivemind in full action. This activity is extraordinary, a sight to behold. Mixing an adult beverage while holding a sammich and a coherent thought. What can it not do?"

Posted by: RickZ at September 22, 2023 11:35 PM (emlEe)

201 Begonaman by Yulduz Usmanova (from Uzbekistan) is a really beautiful song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjDRSWFUbvU

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2023 11:36 PM (TGPs7)

202 >>>F_______ carpetbaggers.
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There's a lot of that going on.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:37 PM (RNiJ/)

203
Fat Bottomed girls, you make the celestial sphere go 'round.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2023 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)

204
Happy sailing.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 11:33 PM (ZLI7S)

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I hope. Thanks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 11:37 PM (bQKgA)

205 I regret my comment

Posted by: DB - man of leisure at September 22, 2023 11:37 PM (geLO8)

206 202 >>>F_______ carpetbaggers.
--------------------------------------

There's a lot of that going on.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:37 PM (RNiJ/)

How do you feel about carpetmunchers?

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at September 22, 2023 11:38 PM (ynpvh)

207 Can I take both, and trade them in on 1980s Melanie Griffith?
Posted by: BifBewalski

Might as well try because they sure wouldn't fetch a 19060s Raquel or Ann Margret

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at September 22, 2023 11:42 PM (y7zkd)

208 Had a cold snap here. While I could do it, I refuse to use the fireplace on the last day of Summer.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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It was 99 degrees here today...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 22, 2023 11:45 PM (UUBmN)

209 My memory is the science on drinking while pregnant is having occasional drinks would have no effect on the baby, however there was a fear that some mothers would hear "occasional drinks" as an occasional 12 pack bender is occasional right? so...the medical establishment just claims that any drinking is dangerous.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 11:46 PM (XqcwY)

210 Is it fall yet?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:48 PM (RNiJ/)

211 174 tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Your bosses name wouldn't happen to be Peter would it?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 11:14 PM (aCGgG)

As in "little tiny peter?" I would say, yes.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 22, 2023 11:50 PM (LOVUx)

212 >> Is it fall yet?

3 hours go. Patience, grasshopper.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 22, 2023 11:50 PM (Mzdiz)

213 'Stan does look beautiful. Besides the jihadis, goats, and jihadis doing naught things with goats in humvees Biden gave them

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2023 11:50 PM (XqcwY)

214 210 Is it fall yet?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:48 PM (RNiJ/)

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It was all downhill after Marcus Aurelius.

Posted by: Edward Gibbon at September 22, 2023 11:50 PM (bQKgA)

215 >>I hope. Thanks.

No worries.

My car was built in Ohio. Can you believe that? And it actually works in Rhode Island. Weird.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 11:52 PM (ZLI7S)

216 210 Is it fall yet?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:48 PM (RNiJ/)
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Well I haven't tripped up on any leaves yet!

Posted by: Ciampino - Synthetic Salmon: A more fishy story? at September 22, 2023 11:53 PM (qfLjt)

217 Students for Fair Admissions sued West Point for alleged race and ethnicity discrimination in admissions decisions, ....West Point focuses on race,” the lawsuit claimed. ... its director of admissions brags that race is wholly determinative for hundreds if not thousands of applicants.”

Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 11:53 PM (RNiJ/)

218 I wore a sweater today because it’s fall. It was also 98 degrees. * Sweaty face*.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2023 11:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

219 "How do you feel about carpetmunchers?"

Given the proclivities of both our current and most recent former governor, they're 100% on board.

Posted by: PabloD at September 22, 2023 11:58 PM (tTOVk)

220 215
My car was built in Ohio. Can you believe that? And it actually works in Rhode Island. Weird.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 11:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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That was before DRM right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Synthetic Salmon? More like artificial at September 23, 2023 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

221 Russian TV news channel Rossiya 24 aired a trailer for a weekend show featuring former Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson. It aired again on September 22 with a note - 'on the weekend'. However, no other details
===================

Very interesting

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 12:01 AM (RNiJ/)

222 I have burning contempt for pandas. They should all die.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2023 12:02 AM (Mzdiz)

223 My F150 was built in Kansas.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 12:03 AM (RNiJ/)

224 Joe Biden to Visit Striking Auto Workers in Michigan One Day Before Donald Trump
----------------------------

So, O'Biden is going to set it up for Trump.
Trump ought to give Biden's advance team a raise.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 12:05 AM (RNiJ/)

225 Fall

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1960/10/01

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 23, 2023 12:06 AM (wu87C)

226 222 I have burning contempt for pandas. They should all die.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2023 12:02 AM (Mzdiz)

Is that just trash pandas, or all of them?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 23, 2023 12:08 AM (LOVUx)

227 >>That was before DRM right?

Definitely before we were constantly at each others throats over where we lived as if anyone here was responsible for it.

But we do love to fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2023 12:11 AM (ZLI7S)

228 I have burning contempt for pandas. They should all die.
Posted by: Miley,

Trash pandas? Lost 2 chickens Monday evening to the little muderous bastards. My niece's son was thrilled that I put a $50 bounty on coons and coyotes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 23, 2023 12:13 AM (aCGgG)

229 Well, I am becoming quite sleepy. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2023 12:13 AM (PugTr)

230 Me, too.

Later, gators.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 23, 2023 12:16 AM (wu87C)

231 A federal judge ruled today that a ban on drag shows at a Texas public university can remain in effect while a lawsuit challenging it proceeds,

No pandas were involved

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 12:16 AM (RNiJ/)

232 Is that just trash pandas, or all of them?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 23, 2023 12:08 AM (LOVUx)

Chynese pandas. Raccoons are OK, as long as they stay out of the corn.

That's a pretty cool hash you've got there. Should be "LOVUxoxo"

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2023 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)

233 oops, sorry about the chickens. You need 1/4" hardware cloth.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2023 12:19 AM (Mzdiz)

234 ..A federal judge ruled today that a ban on drag shows at a Texas public university can remain in effect while a lawsuit challenging it proceeds. No pandas were involved
Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 12:16 AM (RNiJ/)



When the Royal Purple NHRA Raceway in Baytown, TX closed, that was the end of any Drag Show I'd be interested in seeing.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2023 12:20 AM (e6UQI)

235 *pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Right back at ya, Jim.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2023 12:23 AM (V8he0)

236 The pandas must die!

https://tinyurl.com/5ew8zeyz

Corky and the Juice Pigs

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2023 12:24 AM (QS/Jn)

237 Handjob and Gatling Gun Emporium
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 22, 2023 11:01 PM (kjOVp)

Always manual.

Posted by: And never automatic at September 23, 2023 12:28 AM (lR6tR)

238 Hiya

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 12:31 AM (fwDg9)

239 You need 1/4" hardware cloth.
Posted by: Miley

Little bastard came in through the garden shed side of my coop. Pried off the board I used to keep the door shut and got into the coop because I hadn't latched the top half of the door. I remedied my security issues. New pup scared it off before it could do more damage. She woke me up the next night because I had 2 coyotes prowling around the goat pen. I emptied the. 22 in their general direction but shooting at coyotes at 3 am is like shooting smoke.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 23, 2023 12:40 AM (aCGgG)

240 That's a pretty cool hash you've got there. Should be "LOVUxoxo"
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2023 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)

Says Mz diz....

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2023 12:41 AM (KAi1n)

241 Your bosses name wouldn't happen to be Peter would it?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 22, 2023 11:14 PM (aCGgG)

As in "little tiny peter?" I would say, yes.
Posted by: tcn in AK,

In reference to the Peter principal. Rising through promotion until they reach their level of incompetence. I believe your inference is probably more accurate

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Invictus maneo at September 23, 2023 12:43 AM (aCGgG)

242 166 163 add an electric motor, is this still legal?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2023 10:57 PM (xhaym)

Absolutely not.
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Upgrade to 20mm or 40mm and it no longer qualifies as a "gun". Of course, conceal & carry laws still apply...

Posted by: formerly known as at September 23, 2023 12:58 AM (ibT2Y)

243 My Ford Explorer was made in Chicago. It came with a pair of boots and a bag of quickcrete.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 23, 2023 01:00 AM (azYCi)

244
Nice articles on equinoxes and seasons from Earthsky:

https://tinyurl.com/yhdsxca2
https://tinyurl.com/2c6cdzvu

And a cool time lapse video of images taken from a geosynchronous satellite, showing the changing of the seasons over the tropical year. See how the terminator tilts back and forth relative to the poles?

https://tinyurl.com/22kqkhar

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2023 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)

245 ZERO children at 13 Baltimore state schools pass math exam -

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 01:05 AM (RNiJ/)

246 Lazy Tommy Pumpkinhead!

Needs work.

Posted by: George Jetson at September 23, 2023 01:08 AM (DgGvY)

247 Pretty sure Hale said, "...to lose..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, waxing pedantic at September 23, 2023 01:15 AM (y+Ith)

248 [Illegals] are raking in $3,000 a month as they work illegally as delivery drivers and send their kids to local schools while living in NYC's luxurious Roosevelt

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 01:25 AM (RNiJ/)

249 Tiptoes in, couldn't even read content tonight, I would have stumbled down rabbit holes until the wee hours. Thank you, WeirdDave for this ONT.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2023 01:28 AM (Sgq8y)

250 Hiya
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 12:31 AM (fwDg9)

Why are YOU awake ?

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 01:30 AM (T4tVD)

251 238 Hiya
Posted by: Skip



You're among the Nightwalkers. Tread carefully.

Howdy!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 23, 2023 01:34 AM (gcUgZ)

252 Welp, I've finished my grits, it's time to brush my tooth and hit the sack.

DDS, hope you get your computer problem worked out soon.

'night

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 01:36 AM (RNiJ/)

253
[Illegals] are raking in $3,000 a month as they work illegally as delivery drivers --

Posted by: Braenyard

+++++++++++

Hate to say it, but that legit sounds like work (certain) American's won't do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2023 01:41 AM (lCaJd)

254
T minus one hour to autumnal equinox. Sol's Right Ascension is 11:59:51, declination now less than 1 arcminute.

The moment of Crossing draws nigh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2023 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)

255 +++++++++++

Hate to say it, but that legit sounds like work (certain) American's won't do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________________________

Granted but where do they get the money to buy a vehicle suitable for the job?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2023 01:56 AM (RNiJ/)

256 No flag or banner shall be flown higher than the US Flag.

Maybe they should have left it unflown, but having put it up, they did it right.

Posted by: Captain Comic at September 23, 2023 02:32 AM (EygJS)

257 256 No flag or banner shall be flown higher than the US Flag.

Maybe they should have left it unflown, but having put it up, they did it right.
Posted by: Captain Comic at September 23, 2023 02:32 AM (EygJS)

Except for the UN flag at the HQ only and church pennants during services at sea. The TX flag can fly at the same height.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 23, 2023 02:34 AM (lE1L7)

258 Gov, Phil Murphy is disturbed and wants Menendez to resign, let us all hope that he appoints Berserker to fill out the remainder of the term. The dress code has already been waived.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2023 02:37 AM (Sgq8y)

259 Have a pleasant late ONT folks. I'm going to play some guitar for a bit.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 23, 2023 02:40 AM (KAi1n)

260 Good night, Horde, I am so sleepy, see you all in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2023 02:44 AM (Sgq8y)

261 T = 0. We have Autumnal Equinox. Sol's Right Ascension, 12:00:00, Declination 0.00. The moment of Crossing. The First Point of Libra. Sol now enters the Southern Celestial hemisphere, southward as he goes. The Sun is headed South for the Winter, you might say.

To everything there is a season, a time to every purpose under heaven:
https://tinyurl.com/28k425e5

The Sun, Sol Invictus (The Unconquered Sun), governs the seasons. His motions, reckoned from a frame on this here Third Rock are like clockwork. indeed he defined the clock for most of human history. At this moment the season turns.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2023 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)

262
Damn them JPL (Jet Propulsion Laboratory, or Jack Parson's Lab) High Precision Ephemerides, DE440 I had Stellarium integratin' here.

My computer clock is sync'd within 50ms of UTC. I watched the Solar coordinates as the Time passed through 06:50 Zulu. Right ascension hit 12 on the nose, and declination hit 0 on the nose right during that minute.

Stellarium, if it knows Zulu, knows ephemeris time to high accuracy, thanks to the work of Dr. Prof. Jean Meeus (pbuh), Celestial Mechanic and Time Lord Extraordinaire.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2023 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)

263
Granted but where do they get the money to buy a vehicle suitable for the job?
Posted by: Braenyard

++++++++++++

No idea.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2023 03:04 AM (lCaJd)

264 56 Jeff Charles, An Awful Pundit🏴
@jeffcharlesjr
BREAKING: Sen. Cory Booker Faces Criticism for Wearing Pink Booty Shorts at Capitol After Dress Code Change
"[These shorts] represent the freedom to be oneself in an institution often characterized by conformity. Plus, they're incredibly comfortable."

-
Picture at link.

https://tinyurl.com/yz8xps9j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 10:24 PM (FVME7)

fake

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 03:11 AM (SbC6h)

265
The contributions of Jean Meeus, who still lives, age 94, to the field are ginormous. They named an asteroid after him a while back, but that's not enough.

A mere human doesn't deserve a planet named after him, but Meeus comes close. He needs more than an asteroid.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2023 03:35 AM (Mzdiz)

266 118 Dream table? Trump, Carlson, Thomas, Musk, Peterson.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 10:44 PM (PugTr)

Nice one, but Trump would "hold court."

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 03:44 AM (SbC6h)

267 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 04:26 AM (SbC6h)

268 Mormon Sex is what Willard Romney has had to offer during his entire career as a politician.

Republicanism: You're soaking in it!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2023 04:27 AM (KVGVf)

269 I lurk

Posted by: papagiorgio200 at September 23, 2023 07:07 AM (w0gde)

270 Who doesn't like a guy named WeirdDave?!

"40 M? That's absurd. I don't think the thief should get any of it. It was her money at risk, she should get the payout."

Yep.

Posted by: Danimal28 at September 23, 2023 09:43 AM (ryUqI)

271 "...take time out of THERE day?"
JFC the literacy competence in this country is abysmal

Posted by: The Doctor at September 23, 2023 05:20 PM (zPoFF)

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