Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival

Yummy, thick French Toast with yummy maple syrup. And a Mystery Click to boot. Happy Saturday morning.

Before we get into today's Prayer Revival, let us go over a few items. (Rulz)

1) Open thread. Opine, bloviate and/or lurk away. Talk about choice.
2) Be kind to one another.
3) If you are going to run with sharp objects we shall all say, "I told you so!"
4) Have a fun weekend.

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.
Prayer Requests:
8/19 – Coelacanth asks for continued prayers. There are problems with his son Cam. Cam has been concealing many things for many years and has been lying to his family. His mother is heartbroken.
8/24 Update – Cam is still suffering with his significant health issues, and his mental state is unstable. He is making decisions based on feelings, and guided by bad advice, will not consider his parents’ cautions.
9/9 Update – Coelacanth and his wife have had the “adult” conversation with Cam, since he had been misusing the money they’d sent. They did pay off his student loans, per their original promise, and Cam called to thank them. He still has a lot of medical problems, and so much has been taken away in the last 6 months – he went from an Olympic class athlete to needing a cane to keep his balance. Prayers are still needed.
8/26 – Tecumseh Tea requested prayers for herself and her husband. They are going through a difficult time in their marriage. They are committed and will see it through, but asks for prayers that God will heal their marriage and help them each see what needs to change.
9/9 Update – Thank you for the prayers and please keep them coming. They are felt, and God is at work in us. They have been through difficulties the last 3.5 years and stopped dealing with things in their marriage. They are dealing with them now and relying on God’s strength and grace.
8/26 – Jewells45 posted that she could use prayers. Her last round of chemo was tough on her.
9/9 Update – The CT scan found another spot on her upper left lung that is about 6 mm. The rest of the nodes showed no change, and a few very small ones in both lower lungs. The doctor was concerned enough to order a PET scan, which was then scheduled for 11/29!
9/15 Update – It’s been another bad week after chemo treatment.
8/26 – Dash my Lace Wings asked for continued prayers. Her husband is still sober but needs to develop some interests to keep his mind and body busy – something that will give him joy and purpose in life.
8/26 – Farmer Bob provided an update. Mrs. Bob came for a weeklong visit, but she only stayed a day. She said reconciliation was too much work, and that she was feeling too free and unburdened without him and the kids, and so she left without saying goodbye to the girls. She has been posting party pictures to Facebook that the girls are seeing, which is hurting them. And she has served Farmer Bob with divorce papers. On the bright side, he has lost 115 pounds, started flight school, and most importantly, is closer to God and his girls than ever.
8/26 – Fox2! requested prayers for an old friend, T, who lost her husband unexpectedly. She is not amused by all the contradictory information and direction she is getting from her husband’s employer, insurance, and soon to begin adventures with the local probate court. And then she had to put her horse down. Prayers are greatly appreciated.
8/26 –Don Draper said his mother is expected to pass this week. Prayers, good wishes and thoughts are again requested, this time for her soul to have a safe journey. Thanks to all who gave prayers before.
8/27 – ghbucky asked for prayers for his oldest brother’s wife (both in their 80s and very dear to him) has been hospitalized and intubated due to pneumonia, likely due to covid. This means she cannot have visitors and his brother is under quarantine. She is very feeble and has been dealing with circulatory issues. Ghbucky fears the worst.
8/28 – Fenelon Spoke is concerned for a friend of a friend named Mike (age 39) who had major gastric surgery. He is now on breathing apparatus because he wasn’t doing well. The nurses are on strike, so the patients are not getting the care they need. Prayers are appreciated.
8/29 – Swodog asked for prayers as the hurricane was headed toward his house. The family is all safely inland, but their home may be washed away.
8/29 – Mpfs requested prayers for healing of his tooth, which turned out to be a fistula, and very painful. Oral surgery is scheduled.
8/30 – Debby Doberman Schultz asked for prayers. Her husband passed away on 8/30, with her sitting beside him, holding his hand. The kids had been in and out, but the end it was like the beginning - just the two of them. As painful as it was, she wouldn’t have it any other way. She is so gratified that he is relieved of his suffering.
9/2 – Oddbob’s granddaughter was released from the hospital. Since then, she has had only one seizure so it seems like the meds and keto diet are working. The docs say she might grow out of it in a few years but of course can’t promise anything. If not, she and her parents are in for a lifelong process of monitoring, controlling, and coping. He thanks everyone for their prayers and concern.
9/2 – Skip shared his concerns about his aunt and uncle, who are moving to a retirement community soon. His uncle is not doing well, mentally or physically. Skip hopes for more peace for them.
9/8 – Inogame requested prayers for his wife and their next daughter, due in March. Please help pray for health. His wife is struggling with morning sickness, but otherwise both are healthy. He also sends thanks for the Horde’s prayers of support, both now and when they had miscarriages in the past.
9/9 – Jewells asked for prayers for her brother-in-law and his wife. The brother-in-law has been diagnosed with dementia. He is diabetic and cannot give himself his injections, and he refuses to let his wife help him. He also refuses to stay home, even getting into the car with strangers to get away. Please pray for strength and wisdom for her, and for him to accept the changes that have to happen.
9/9 – NaughtyPine asked for prayers for one of her brothers. He’d been in the hospital for a week after a breakdown. This is the strong brother, the one who takes care of everyone else and never asks for anything.
9/9 – San Franpsycho sent some updates: Paul, who we have been praying for as he deals with cancer, was admitted to the hospital last week for an ulcer. The NG tube was removed, and he will be able to eat soon. The other update is that Mrs. F. is feeling better in the ER, after 2 fluid IVs.
9/9 – RedMindBlueState requested prayers. His brother-in-law’s mother was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer and is not doing well. Prayers also for the family at this difficult time.
9/14 – creeper asked for prayers for a man who has destroyed his back after years of hard physical labor. He can’t have any more back surgery, so he is having an electronic nerve stimulator put in. Prayers that it would work would be appreciated.
9/16 Update – creeper sends thanks to all who prayed. The temporary stimulator was implanted and it does seem to help. If all goes well, they will install the permanent one.
9/14 – FenelonSpoke requested prayers for Jessie, their church organist. She hasn’t been able to play at church for a while, but she is back in the hospital. Prayers are appreciated!
9/16 – Rhennigantx asked for prayers as he experiences Afib. He is now facing drugs or maybe the ablation treatment.
9/16 – LMD asked for prayers for a sister who is in the final throes of hospice. Please pray that she will pass on so that her suffering will stop. Prayers are much appreciated.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.
Romans 8:26-27
26 In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. 27 And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.

Thank you Annie for your efforts.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:01 AM

Comments

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1 Decaf is the mind killer.

Decaf is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will caffeinate my blood.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the caffeine has gone there will be nothing.

Only I will remain.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 09:01 AM (qPw5n)

2 221 So, today is the first day of fall. I thought it started on the 21st of September.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2023 08:28 AM (88xKn)

Time's out of joint, o cursed spite
that ever I was born to set it right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 09:02 AM (q3gwH)

3 BRCC AK 47

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:02 AM (BRHaw)

4 French toast with maple syrup and icing sugar? AND BACON? Now you're talkin'.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 09:02 AM (qPw5n)

5 Prayers and Covfefe.

Both are... uplifting.

Good Morning, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2023 09:03 AM (e6UQI)

6 Prayers up for those that have asked us for them;
Prayers up for those that know they need them but have not asked us for them;
Prayers up for those that need them but don’t know it yet; and
Prayers up for those who pray alone, asking in silence, and whose prayers are known but to God!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:04 AM (hOUT3)

7 Some say Kevin's right testicle descended 2cm that day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (slgIg)

8 Good morning again dear morons and thanks annie and mh

Thank you morons for your prayers

Remember this is real and you are totally unprepared.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (RIvkX)

9 I'll be back late/mid-morning. Got about 200 miles to put behind me, 'tween now n' then.

Ciao for now!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (e6UQI)

10 I doubt CBD would approve of that Vanilla Bean Maple Syrup!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (hOUT3)

11 Oy! That jug! Feelin' lucky today, Mishum?

Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (cTCuP)

12 BRCC hates you and wants you dead. But they also want you to buy their coffee to help fund their efforts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (slgIg)

13 Plastic yellow submarine you will not dive in. There is bad juju.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 09:06 AM (z3WCn)

14 Vanilla Maple Syrup??

Yes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 09:07 AM (RIvkX)

15 Is a carbon fiber yellow submarine ok?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 09:08 AM (slgIg)

16 2
"Here's polymath Publius with the answer from last night

261 T = 0. We have Autumnal Equinox. Sol's Right Ascension, 12:00:00, Declination 0.00. The moment of Crossing. The First Point of Libra. Sol now enters the Southern Celestial hemisphere, southward as he goes. The Sun is headed South for the Winter, you might say.

To everything there is a season, a time to every purpose under heaven:
https://tinyurl.com/28k425e5

The Sun, Sol Invictus (The Unconquered Sun), governs the seasons. His motions, reckoned from a frame on this here Third Rock are like clockwork. indeed he defined the clock for most of human history. At this moment the season turns.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 23, 2023 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)

And I know that in theory, there's theoretically "No Math!" here but this was too good to not share!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:08 AM (hOUT3)

17 re: Mystery click

OMG! Who was singing that?

Geez, the Beatles really were as bad as I remembered.

Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2023 09:09 AM (cTCuP)

18 "Vanilla bean infused"

Is there nothing that foodies won't corrupt?

What's next? Godiva chocolate chips in foie gras?

Posted by: mostly cajun at September 23, 2023 09:10 AM (04pA4)

19 Good morning, horde.

Prayers for all, asked and not. Thank you for keeping my husband and me in your prayers. Things are well.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2023 09:10 AM (OX9vb)

20 En mi casa toman Bustelo!

Posted by: Caffeine is Life at September 23, 2023 09:10 AM (83IzV)

21 Powdered sugar is an abomination before the Lord. If the maple syrup isn't sweet enough, redemption will most certainly be beyond your immediate grasp.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2023 09:10 AM (KVGVf)

22 Last dregs of Community Coffee's Signature Blend. Had an open-faced egg sammich with it.

Still several hours before it's dry enough to get out and finish mowing the property.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2023 09:12 AM (Q4IgG)

23 11 Oy! That jug! Feelin' lucky today, Mishum?
Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (cTCuP)

i am.
What's the boss going to do, fire me?

What's CBD going to do to me, sous vide to a wrinkled state?

I laugh in the face of danger.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 09:13 AM (aA3+G)

24 Good morning, y'all and welcome to autumn.

In contrast to most of my life, I now start each day with prayers for those who need them. It is a very pleasant and positive way to start the day. (Quickly followed by a big mug of coffee.)

Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2023 09:13 AM (7EjX1)

25 Good morning, Mis Hum and Horde! Heartfelt prayers for all the stated (and unstated) intentions. May His will bring grace, peace, and love to each and every one of you.

I say this as the recent beneficiary of an answered prayer in that my son and DIL had a healthy, beautiful baby girl. God is SO good!!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 23, 2023 09:14 AM (QyWX+)

26 Geez, the Beatles really were as bad as I remembered.
Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2023 09:09 AM (cTCuP)

Far worser than I remembered...
Yikes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:14 AM (hOUT3)

27 re: Mystery click

OMG! Who was singing that?

Geez, the Beatles really were as bad as I remembered.
Posted by: creeper

I know, right! Be better Mis. hum.

Here's some Stevie Ray Vaughn and Albert King as a palate cleanser.
https://youtu.be/SeLddbrzsHk?si=kp6zsMNYszTRm_vG

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 23, 2023 09:15 AM (3CCua)

28 What's CBD going to do to me, sous vide to a wrinkled state?

I laugh in the face of danger.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 09:13 AM (aA3+G)

Ha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2023 09:15 AM (OX9vb)

29 9/21 is was my moms Bday

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:15 AM (BRHaw)

30 I know, right! Be better Mis. hum.

Here's some Stevie Ray Vaughn and Albert King as a palate cleanser.
https://youtu.be/SeLddbrzsHk?si=kp6zsMNYszTRm_vG
Posted by: BifBewalski at September 23, 2023 09:15 AM (3CCua)

Be better?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 09:16 AM (aA3+G)

31 Please don't nobody pick on Ringo. We only wish we could have had as much fun in life as he has for over 60 years.

Posted by: All Hail the All-Star Band at September 23, 2023 09:16 AM (83IzV)

32 I laugh in the face of danger.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra

Oh boy, sounds like a showdown at the AoS corral is in the offing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:16 AM (hOUT3)

33 Mrs. Pablo is hosting a party tonight (not at our home, fortunately), so I'm on deck to make some deviled eggs this morning. After that, I'm going to throw a wire up and see if I can make some more contacts on CW.

One of these days, I'm going to be ambitious and see if I can't set up a MOTA (Morons on the Air) event. Until then, everybody have a good weekend!

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2023 09:16 AM (2mEH3)

34 I say this as the recent beneficiary of an answered prayer in that my son and DIL had a healthy, beautiful baby girl. God is SO good!!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 23, 2023 09:14 AM (QyWX+)

Congratulations to the family! Wonderful!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2023 09:16 AM (OX9vb)

35 Thank you for continued prayers. The situation with my BIL is just getting worse. He wanders off when he knows she's not looking. Has a "friend" now helping him. This "friend" helped him withdraw all the money in their joint account and open one in his name only. Now she can't pay the bills including the mortgage. He fell again on one of his outings. She's at her wits end.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 23, 2023 09:17 AM (iF0sF)

36 That video has that shitty animation style every marketing department is trying to bring back.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 09:17 AM (slgIg)

37 >>>Before we get into today's Prayer Revival, let us go over a few items. (Rulz)

Rulz or Яulz?

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 09:17 AM (SbC6h)

38 Good morning, horde.

Prayers up for all.

Posted by: L -Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 23, 2023 09:18 AM (GshMh)

39 Yellow Submarine - probably no more perfect encapsulation '60's pop culture art and music than that little piece. It was a decade full of an incredible amount of crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 09:18 AM (q3gwH)

40 This "friend" helped him withdraw all the money in their joint account

Is this friend real or imagined?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 09:18 AM (slgIg)

41 @34 - thank you, DMLW! Continued prayers for your family.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 23, 2023 09:20 AM (QyWX+)

42 Be better?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

it was a *poke*. Pretty certain I'll pay dearly for it at some undisclosed time in the future.

Was playing that video on the good sound system anyway and thought I'd share. In other news, Smash agreed to go with me to Nashville and listen to to street huckster musicians in a couple of weeks after watching that video.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 23, 2023 09:20 AM (3CCua)

43 Dear Lord,
You know we're in a lot of trouble here, and we need help out of this mess we're bogged down in. Please pull us out to firmer ground, clean us up, and set our feet ont the path you would have us go.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 09:21 AM (z3WCn)

44 The situation with my BIL is just getting worse. He wanders off when he knows she's not looking. Has a "friend" now helping him. This "friend" helped him withdraw all the money in their joint account and open one in his name only. Now she can't pay the bills including the mortgage. He fell again on one of his outings. She's at her wits end.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 23, 2023 09:17 AM (iF0sF)

I don't know if she can afford this - but she probably needs to go to court and have him declared incompetent for medical reasons, and obtain a court ordered receivership for all of their assets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 09:21 AM (q3gwH)

45 jewells sounds awful and police should be notified.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 09:22 AM (RIvkX)

46 Is this friend real or imagined?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2023 09:18 AM (slgIg)

I'm betting on female.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 09:22 AM (q3gwH)

47 I always hoped some ghost U-Boat would pop up and sink the Yellow Submarine.

Alarm! Alarm! All hands forward!

Posted by: Zombie Otto Kretschmer, The Tonnage King at September 23, 2023 09:24 AM (R/m4+)

48 Mis Hum has broadened the musical horizons for all on the ONT. Every day is one day closer to Zappa Month and for that we are truly grateful. If you can't enjoy a whimsical song like Yellow Submarine, I feel sorry for you. Diversity in music is important, and one might just hear something cool that you've missed. Mis Hum has played both Heino and Captain Beefheart. It's wonderful-who does that?

Posted by: Musik Lover at September 23, 2023 09:24 AM (83IzV)

49 Prayers up for the Horde, asked or needed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2023 09:25 AM (aQy7p)

50 Update on Mrs. F. She is back to 100% b"h

Update on Paul. No good news. Sent a care package yesterday and will go visit in a few weeks for his birthday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 09:25 AM (RIvkX)

51 19 Good morning, horde.

Prayers for all, asked and not. Thank you for keeping my husband and me in your prayers. Things are well.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2023 09:10 AM (OX9vb)

So happy for you both!

Posted by: m at September 23, 2023 09:25 AM (SbC6h)

52 Good morning! Football Saturday here, and I'm close enough to campus that when the wind is right (as it is now), I can hear the band practicing.

I've always enjoyed that element of fall in this burg.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:25 AM (llXky)

53 jewells sounds awful and police should be notified.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 09:22 AM

^^^ This.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2023 09:26 AM (aQy7p)

54 Good morning. I'm not usually up this early. By the time I get to the prayer thread you've all moved on. Today a friend is burying her dad (funeral at 8:30 in the morning!?!), so apparently was awakened to pray for her. Here's the verse I sent to her, maybe someone else needs it too.
And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, "Behold, the dwelling place of God is with man. He will dwell with them, and they will be His people, and God Himself will be with them as their God. He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away." Rev 21: 3-5a

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2023 09:26 AM (JrYM1)

55 mh to his credit has very eclectic taste in music.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2023 09:26 AM (RIvkX)

56 I always hoped some ghost U-Boat would pop up and sink the Yellow Submarine.

Alarm! Alarm! All hands forward!

Posted by: Zombie Otto Kretschmer, The Tonnage King at September 23, 2023 09:24 AM (R/m4+)
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Sunk by a Soviet sub playing chicken.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:26 AM (llXky)

57 Wow, jewells, what a horrible situation. Like others, I wonder if the law can be involved?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2023 09:27 AM (OX9vb)

58 Prayers to all.
Found out from my dad, on my aunt and uncle moving day my uncle fell 3 times doing things he shouldn't have been doing as they had professional movers.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 09:28 AM (YjZBF)

59 Lengthy prayer List. I'd better get started.

But first, thank you again for your prayers for Q's back. They took the temporarily nerve stimulator out two days ago. It's now up to him to decide if he wants to install a permanent one.

My heart broke when he said, "I'm scared." I thought he meant scared of the cutting. "No," he said. "I'm afraid it won't work. There's nothing left if it doesn't."

But he reported noticeable pain relief for the first time in three years after y'all went to work. Medical science may help some but my money is on Teh Horde.

Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2023 09:28 AM (cTCuP)

60 And disgusting taste in food.

Animal!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2023 09:28 AM (M5QzP)

61 Good morning, Mis Hum and Horde! Heartfelt prayers for all the stated (and unstated) intentions. May His will bring grace, peace, and love to each and every one of you.

I say this as the recent beneficiary of an answered prayer in that my son and DIL had a healthy, beautiful baby girl. God is SO good!!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 23, 2023 09:14 AM (QyWX+)
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God be praised!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:29 AM (llXky)

62 42 Be better?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

it was a *poke*. Pretty certain I'll pay dearly for it at some undisclosed time in the future.

Was playing that video on the good sound system anyway and thought I'd share. In other news, Smash agreed to go with me to Nashville and listen to to street huckster musicians in a couple of weeks after watching that video.
Posted by: BifBewalski at September 23, 2023 09:20 AM (3CCua)

I knew it was a poke, I was grinning the entire time I typed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 09:29 AM (aA3+G)

63 The friend is real. BIL can be very persuasive and can sound and act perfectly normal. We saw with my MIL as well. She called the cops the first time he wandered off and they were a big help. The second time they were complete assholes and accused her of trying to control him. Yeah.. she needs legal help at this point.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 23, 2023 09:30 AM (iF0sF)

64 Not police - they don't want to get involved with dementia patients and will just tell you to go piss up a rope and stop bothering them. This situation requires a protective order from a court.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 09:30 AM (q3gwH)

65 The Hunt for Yellow Submarine.
"Conn, sonar. Crazy Ringo!"

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2023 09:31 AM (2mEH3)

66 And disgusting taste in food.

Amimal!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2023 09:28 AM

And just like that, MisHum is on The List.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2023 09:31 AM (aQy7p)

67 Good morning, Horde. Home-made donuts for brekkie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2023 09:32 AM (Mzy8S)

68 Gotta walk the hill. BIAB. Keep yer hand on it, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at September 23, 2023 09:33 AM (cTCuP)

69 Also many thanks for the prayers. We are making slow but forward progress, and the Lord is answering our prayers.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2023 09:33 AM (JrYM1)

70 Yummy, thick French Toast with yummy maple syrup.

2) Be kind to one another.

Is trolling CBD being kind?

Asking for the 'ettes, who's pigtails have escaped the inkwells for yet another week.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2023 09:33 AM (a3Q+t)

71 Prayers for the hordes , both down and unvoiced.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 09:33 AM (HP2Cz)

72 66 And disgusting taste in food.

Amimal!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2023 09:28 AM

And just like that, MisHum is on The List.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2023 09:31 AM (aQy7p)

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 09:33 AM (aA3+G)

73 Surveying the devastation wreaked by Tropical Storm Ophelia here on the NC coast. Maybe 5 inches of rain overnight, squally now. Kind of like an average nor'easter, don't think the wind ever got above 40 MPH.

Posted by: Hatches Battened at September 23, 2023 09:34 AM (83IzV)

74 Now that is an ear worm I could have done without.
I'm not sure I want to thank MisHum.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 09:35 AM (HP2Cz)

75 Koko the Clown lives in the inkwell and doesn't want any pigtails in there.

Posted by: Clown World at September 23, 2023 09:36 AM (83IzV)

76 Surveying the devastation wreaked by Tropical Storm Ophelia here on the NC coast. Maybe 5 inches of rain overnight, squally now. Kind of like an average nor'easter, don't think the wind ever got above 40 MPH.
Posted by: Hatches Battened at September 23, 2023 09:34 AM

Ophelia? I hardly know ya!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2023 09:36 AM (aQy7p)

77
Praying
for healing for worn and weary bodies.
for health for confused and weakened minds.
for salvation for struggling souls.
for fellowship in the Spirit.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Spirit of Truth guide us at September 23, 2023 09:36 AM (Nfan7)

78 74 Now that is an ear worm I could have done without.
I'm not sure I want to thank MisHum.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 09:35 AM (HP2Cz)

Sounds like a certain percentage of class needs to remain after the bell rings and be saturated with Yoko & Tanya.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 09:37 AM (aA3+G)

79 Is trolling CBD being kind?

Asking for the 'ettes, who's pigtails have escaped the inkwells for yet another week.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The phrase "poking the bear" comes to mind...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:37 AM (hOUT3)

80 The Hunt for Yellow Submarine.
"Conn, sonar. Crazy Ringo!"

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2023 09:31 AM (2mEH3)
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"Captain, I'm picking up a sound unlike any other propulsion system I've heard before."

"Let me hear it...My God, it's Yoko Ono! Load all forward tubes and fire on my mark."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:37 AM (llXky)

81 The Hunt for Yellow Submarine.
"Conn, sonar. Crazy Ringo!"

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2023 09:31 AM

For a moment, sir, I thought I heard...singing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2023 09:39 AM (aQy7p)

82 That song isn't irritating at all.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 09:41 AM (NBVIP)

83 For a moment, sir, I thought I heard...singing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2023 09:39 AM (aQy7p)

That was singe-ing. Yoko got her hair too close to the oil lamp in the Captain's cabin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2023 09:41 AM (Mzy8S)

84 82 That song isn't irritating at all.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 09:41 AM (NBVIP)

Perhaps for some definitions of irritating, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:42 AM (hOUT3)

85 Jewells, maybe your SIL can contact the local Dept on Aging. They may have resources for her there. At the very least they can point her in the direction of legal help with lawyers knowledgeable about these things.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2023 09:43 AM (JrYM1)

86 Today is the feast day of St. Padre Pio.

"Jesus is always with you, even when you don’t feel his presence. He is never so close to you as he is during your spiritual battles. He is always there, close to you, encouraging you to fight the good fight; he is there to ward off the enemy’s blows so you won’t be hurt.”

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:43 AM (llXky)

87 Hey, all! Back from washing the big red car, then shaving and washing me. I'm having a coffee with sweetener and milk as I gather strength for . . . well, whatever the day may hold. It's been good so far.

Thanks to those with advice in the last thread about browning up the frozen sausage links in a skillet. Yes, I can put some foil over the pan, or even -- with two or three links -- use a pot with a lid. I'll see how that works tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:43 AM (omVj0)

88 The one bright spot for me with all the chaos of the last few years is that it’s brought me closer to God. I’ve added this to my nightly prayers:

Grant me the wisdom, strength, and fortitude to stand and fight the encroaching evil. Lord, the world needs you now more than ever. Lead us, we will follow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 09:44 AM (u73oe)

89 I doubt CBD would approve of that Vanilla Bean Maple Syrup!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:05 AM (hOUT3)

I don't approve becuz:

1) It ruins/overwhelms the delicious flavor of maple syrup

2) It's a Ford of Uselessness and Stupid Expense.

If you want vanilla in your French Toast a ,little splash of vanilla extract in the egg dip will take care of that.

Other naturalfake approved add ins:

splash o' brandy, cognac, liqueur of your choice(Cointreau is nice)
grated orange and/or lemon peel - don't over do it!
spices such as cinnamon
a combination of the above

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2023 09:44 AM (QzZeQ)

90 Hrothgar, irritating like Dumb and Dumber irritating?

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 09:44 AM (z3WCn)

91 You can't tell seasoned citizens what to do. They don't listen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2023 09:45 AM (q4g6M)

92 I always hoped some ghost U-Boat would pop up and sink the Yellow Submarine.

Alarm! Alarm! All hands forward!
Posted by: Zombie Otto Kretschmer, The Tonnage King at September 23, 2023

***
"Ar-gen-teen-a?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:45 AM (omVj0)

93 Overcast outside, and while it's nastily humid, the temp on the car's instruments read only 76 while I was out instead of the usual 82 (or, recently at 8 am, 8

. We're not slated for any rain. But I'm happy with some overcast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:47 AM (omVj0)

94 Not sure if I should type this out loud, but I've never really been a Beatles fan. *ducks*

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 09:47 AM (NBVIP)

95 Red October>>Yellow Submarine

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)

96 Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2023 09:43 AM (JrYM1)

Thank you I'll pass that along to her.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at September 23, 2023 09:48 AM (iF0sF)

97 Yoko has left the Dakota for the last time and is living her last days on the "farm". Her artistry and musical legacy will live on through her recordings and in the hearts of music lovers worldwide.

Posted by: My Love Will Turn You ON at September 23, 2023 09:48 AM (83IzV)

98 French toast . . . maybe if I time it right, I can stop over at my favorite coffee shop and grill tomorrow morning for breakfast. They don't offer waffles, but they do have French toast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:49 AM (omVj0)

99 Red October>>Yellow Submarine

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)
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The Enemy Below vs Yellow Submarine

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:50 AM (llXky)

100 The Enemy Below vs Yellow Submarine
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:50 AM (llXky)

Das Boot

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:50 AM (BRHaw)

101 I keep forgetting that an "8" followed by a ")" results in a smiley face.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:50 AM (omVj0)

102 Wrap the sausage in foil and throw them on the stove. No pan needed. Heck, you can even cook them over a space heater on a straightened out coat hanger.

Posted by: fd, speaking from experience at September 23, 2023 09:50 AM (vFG9F)

103 94 Not sure if I should type this out loud, but I've never really been a Beatles fan. *ducks*
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 09:47 AM (NBVIP)

No problem here with your statement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 09:51 AM (aA3+G)

104 This thread has gone completely under water.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)

105 Is it sub mariner
Or submarine er

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)

106 Das Boot

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:50 AM (BRHaw)
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Was anyone here on that epic thread a few years ago where we did the adventures of U-69, Germany's all-female submarines. That was a laugh riot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:52 AM (llXky)

107 Not to make light of Ophelia but every time I hear it I hear Levon Helm in my head

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2023 09:52 AM (PdQG+)

108 I’ve been waiting for Lowe’s to mark down their grills and the finally did this week. Scored a $200 grill for $50. Was going to do burgers today, but severe storms are in the forecast.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 09:53 AM (u73oe)

109 103 94 Not sure if I should type this out loud, but I've never really been a Beatles fan. *ducks*
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 09:47 AM (NBVIP)

No problem here with your statement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 09:51 AM (aA3+G)

I borrow my cousins Stingrays and set all 12 SiriusXM presets to Beatles. He did not drive it for about 5 days and call me cussing.

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:53 AM (BRHaw)

110 Sounds like a certain percentage of class needs to remain after the bell rings and be saturated with Yoko & Tanya.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Yeah like that's going to happen!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 09:53 AM (HP2Cz)

111 "Balance of Terror" vs. Yellow Submarine

In David McDaniel's Man From U.N.C.L.E. novel The Monster Wheel Affair i(ca. '67), Solo and Illya make a recon of a Thrush island installation. They sneak up to the island in a small two-man sub developed by the Command labs. As they are getting ready to leave for the mission, Illya comments, "How much more appropriate if it could be painted yellow. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:54 AM (omVj0)

112 90 Hrothgar, irritating like Dumb and Dumber irritating?
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 09:44 AM (z3WCn)

Eromero, You nailed it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:54 AM (hOUT3)

113 Did someone call for an earworm?

Posted by: Rick Astley at September 23, 2023 09:55 AM (PiwSw)

114 Was anyone here on that epic thread a few years ago where we did the adventures of U-69, Germany's all-female submarines. That was a laugh riot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:52 AM (llXky)

Brings a whole new meaning to Hot Racking.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:55 AM (BRHaw)

115 Good morning.

Fall?? Ha!
98 degrees here today and humid as ever. Such is life near the Texas Gulf Coast.

Maybe in October . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2023 09:55 AM (4I/2K)

116 Did someone call for an earworm?

Posted by: Rick Astley at September 23, 2023 09:55 AM (PiwSw)
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We're never going to give him up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:56 AM (llXky)

117 Operation Petticoat

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:56 AM (BRHaw)

118 Is it sub mariner
Or submarine er
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023

***
I seem to recall in the late Sixties, when Rolex still advertised on TV, in their spot for their famous dive watch, the announcer pronounced it "Sub-MAR-in-er."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:56 AM (omVj0)

119 I borrow my cousins Stingrays and set all 12 SiriusXM presets to Beatles. He did not drive it for about 5 days and call me cussing.

ha
Posted by: rhennigantx

Now I understand the term "Latent Evil"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:56 AM (hOUT3)

120 Fall?? Ha!
98 degrees here today and humid as ever. Such is life near the Texas Gulf Coast.

Maybe in October . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2023

***
In Da Swamp, maybe in December. Or January.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:56 AM (omVj0)

121 TODAY’S WEATHER FORECAST
9/23
93°Hi
RealFeel® 101°
Partly sunny and very warm

Real fair weather!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:57 AM (BRHaw)

122 Brings a whole new meaning to Hot Racking.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:55 AM (BRHaw)
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It was epic, one of those lightning in a bottle things. Ace was throwing stuff out and everyone was adding details. I was weeping with laughter while I typed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:57 AM (llXky)

123 I seem to recall in the late Sixties, when Rolex still advertised on TV, in their spot for their famous dive watch, the announcer pronounced it "Sub-MAR-in-er."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:56 AM (omVj0)

I have an s and an s and g and store people says
sub Mar in eer
I guess to sound french or swiss

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:58 AM (BRHaw)

124 Did someone call for an earworm?

Posted by: Rick Astley at September 23, 2023 09:55 AM (PiwSw)
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We're never going to give him up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 09:56 AM (llXky)

He's never going to run around and desert us.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2023 09:58 AM (4I/2K)

125 Definitely feels like fall here. It usually doesn't start cooling off until late October. We're having a great end of summer now.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 09:59 AM (HP2Cz)

126 Since my wife passed more than a decade ago, I've avoided any relationships for a number of reasons. But I am 70+ years old and would really like to get laid by an attractive woman one more time before I die.
And the opportunity may be presenting itself. But it will be a total violation of rule #1, DSYDIC.
Prayers are needed, but I'm not sure if they should be for or agin'.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023 09:59 AM (4780s)

127 rhennigantx, fwiw, my wife had an ablation. With the right doctor, hers worked like a charm. Off all drugs and exercising normally, now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 10:00 AM (mvxlw)

128 Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 23, 2023 10:00 AM (ju2Fy)

129 Fall has been in Michigan for about a week. A little warm Thursday and Friday, but it's cooled off again. Perfection.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 10:00 AM (llXky)

130 Was anyone here on that epic thread a few years ago where we did the adventures of U-69, Germany's all-female submarines. That was a laugh riot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023

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I missed that! Did anybody copy some of the comments to a file? I did that some years ago when one of the Horde posted as "Capt. James T. Kirk," telling the "real" (read: snarky) low-down on a lot of their adventures -- referring to Sulu as "that pillow-biter," for example.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:00 AM (omVj0)

131 I seem to recall in the late Sixties, when Rolex still advertised on TV, in their spot for their famous dive watch, the announcer pronounced it "Sub-MAR-in-er."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 09:56 AM (omVj0)

"Al-lu-MIN-e-um"

Posted by: Purple-haired moonbase chick in silvery mini at September 23, 2023 10:00 AM (4I/2K)

132 Well that does it. If it's gonna rain all day then I'm bakin' bacon.
And no, that's not code for anything.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 10:00 AM (NBVIP)

133 Prayers are needed, but I'm not sure if they should be for or agin'.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023 09:59 AM (4780s)
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You can always pray for discernment.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 10:01 AM (llXky)

134 I am 70+ years old and would really like to get laid by an attractive woman one more time before I die.
And the opportunity may be presenting itself. But it will be a total violation of rule #1, DSYDIC.
Prayers are needed, but I'm not sure if they should be for or agin'.
Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023

***
Don't let her know where you live, or your phone number? Otherwise, with the usual caveats about health precautions, GO FOR IT!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:02 AM (omVj0)

135 Prayers are needed, but I'm not sure if they should be for or agin'.
Posted by: From about that Time

Good luck!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 10:02 AM (HP2Cz)

136 I missed that! Did anybody copy some of the comments to a file? I did that some years ago when one of the Horde posted as "Capt. James T. Kirk," telling the "real" (read: snarky) low-down on a lot of their adventures -- referring to Sulu as "that pillow-biter," for example.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:00 AM (omVj0)
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Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 10:02 AM (llXky)

137 Since my wife passed more than a decade ago, I've avoided any relationships for a number of reasons. But I am 70+ years old and would really like to get laid by an attractive woman one more time before I die.
And the opportunity may be presenting itself. But it will be a total violation of rule #1, DSYDIC.
Prayers are needed, but I'm not sure if they should be for or agin'.
Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023 09:59 AM (4780s)

Plow on straight ahead, come what may.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Buffet, Lovelorn Advice Giver and Sensitive Poet - Barmaid Bring A Pitcher! at September 23, 2023 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

138
"Al-lu-MIN-e-um"
Posted by: Purple-haired moonbase chick in silvery mini at September 23, 2023

***
"VIT-a-mins"

"Garr-azh"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:03 AM (omVj0)

139 Not sure if I should type this out loud, but I've never really been a Beatles fan. *ducks*
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 09:47 AM (NBVIP)
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Not a fan

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 10:03 AM (c72m5)

140 Don't let her know where you live, or your phone number? Otherwise, with the usual caveats about health precautions, GO FOR IT!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:02 AM (omVj0)

Concur.

Lots of nice broads out there wiling to help.

Spend some cash and enjoy.

More coffee…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2023 10:04 AM (R/m4+)

141 Did anybody copy some of the comments to a file? . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023
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Not to my knowledge.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023

***
Darn. Well, I have the Kirk file on my computer at work. I'll see about digging it up and post some of the Kirk Rants again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:04 AM (omVj0)

142 Lah-BOR-uh-tor-ee.

Posted by: Some British dude at September 23, 2023 10:05 AM (NBVIP)

143 Jag who are... separated by a common language.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 10:05 AM (HP2Cz)

144 There really should be a book (or several volumes!) of the best threads.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2023 10:05 AM (OX9vb)

145 And the opportunity may be presenting itself. But it will be a total violation of rule #1, DSYDIC.
Prayers are needed, but I'm not sure if they should be for or agin'.
Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023 09:59 AM (4780s)
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Lauren Boebert?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 10:05 AM (c72m5)

146 I borrow my cousins Stingrays and set all 12 SiriusXM presets to Beatles. He did not drive it for about 5 days and call me cussing.

ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:53 AM (BRHaw)

That's funny.
However the all disco channel would be funny as well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 10:06 AM (aA3+G)

147 Lauren Boebert?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 10:05 AM (c72m5)

*snort!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2023 10:07 AM (OX9vb)

148 re: Mystery click

OMG! Who was singing that?

Holy moly, what a video. What kind of self-respecting.... Never mind, I think I know.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2023 10:07 AM (e2onP)

149 I borrow my cousins Stingrays and set all 12 SiriusXM presets to Beatles. He did not drive it for about 5 days and call me cussing.

ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 09:53 AM (BRHaw)

That's funny.
However the all disco channel would be funny as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I'm stealing both suggestions. Thank you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 10:08 AM (HP2Cz)

150 Prayers are needed, but I'm not sure if they should be for or agin'.
Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023 09:59 AM (4780s)

Splash on some Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works every time. So potent, it's illegal in nine countries.

Posted by: Brian Fantana at September 23, 2023 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

151 I'm stealing both suggestions. Thank you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2023 10:08 AM (HP2Cz)

great on rental cars too

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 10:09 AM (BRHaw)

152 Splash on some Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works every time. So potent, it's illegal in nine countries.

Posted by: Brian Fantana at September 23, 2023 10:08 AM (4I/2K)
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Colt 45 malt liquor. Works every time.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams and a case of viagra at September 23, 2023 10:10 AM (llXky)

153 Pouring down, guess it will be all day

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 10:10 AM (YjZBF)

154 Yellow Sub animation was by...Peter Max?

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2023 10:11 AM (AwYPR)

155 *great on rental cars too*

Whenever I rent a car I connect my phone to the Bluetooth under the name "CIA Burner Phone."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 10:11 AM (NBVIP)

156 That there breakfast sure looks tasty, and required no sous vide.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:12 AM (ynpvh)

157 Thanks so much for the prayers. My brother finished the program this week and will have a follow-up next week. He's going to spend time with Dad, which will be good for both of them.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 23, 2023 10:12 AM (4Xjbj)

158 https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/
1705249447431843976

White House office of Gun Violence Prevention

if 1 out of 8 in the population cause 60% of the gun crimes you could start there.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)

159 Raining hard here too. I guess I'll put my miles in on a machine today. No mud that way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2023 10:13 AM (csNwE)

160 Colt 45 malt liquor. Works every time.
Posted by: Billy Dee Williams and a case of viagra at September 23, 2023 10:10 AM (llXky)

Malt liquor>Malted Milk Balls

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)

161 Colt 45 malt liquor. Works every time.
Posted by: Billy Dee Williams and a case of viagra at September 23, 2023 10:10 AM (llXky)

153 Pouring down, guess it will be all day
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 10:10 AM (YjZBF)

kinda funny

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 10:14 AM (BRHaw)

162 FIL is better (had to put vascular catheter and start emergency dialysis on him). FIL thought it was a better idea to be out of the country for an extra month than do the fistula surgery he needed.
Wife also suffered from being with him helping him with things; she ended up with a new tumor where she didn't have one before. And due to that month out (plus Hilary coming to town, plus having low white blood cell counts), she also missed about FIVE treatments, so all her tumor markers went way up. Hope she starts listening to me about her treatments.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:15 AM (ynpvh)

163 great on rental cars too
Posted by: rhennigantx/i]

Pure evil on display!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 10:15 AM (hOUT3)

164 The beetles and yellow submarine was for fags.

Hammerman and his magic shoes was where all of the cool kids were at.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 23, 2023 10:15 AM (KVGVf)

165 Only I will remain.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 09:01 AM (qPw5n)

Wow. First sip a' joe. But I will ponder your post as the caffeine courses through my veins.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:16 AM (XApSs)

166 Not sure if I should type this out loud, but I've never really been a Beatles fan. *ducks*
============================
The Beatles definitely transformed music, but I identify way more with Led Zeppelin. The Beatles were always a group you HAD to like. I look at Springsteen the same way. I saw him/his band live, and it wasn't good at all. They were more like a garage band, playing what they liked and very rehearsed.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2023 10:16 AM (7Fj9P)

167 Say what you will about MisHum as a COB, at least he has his head on straight when it comes to French Toast.

Posted by: Toward a more sane view of breakfast at September 23, 2023 10:17 AM (lR6tR)

168 The beetles and yellow submarine was for fags.
======================
The Peter Max animation holds up, IMO. He had a "look".

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2023 10:17 AM (7Fj9P)

169 White House office of Gun Violence Prevention

if 1 out of 8 in the population cause 60% of the gun crimes you could start there.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Let's not start deviating from the WEF agenda, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 10:17 AM (hOUT3)

170 we had a friend who was a submariner. He pronounced it sub MAR iner also.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2023 10:18 AM (JrYM1)

171 Ah! Cup #2 of coffee. Relaxes. Sunny day here. Going to get outside and enjoy it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2023 10:18 AM (uKniV)

172 2 221 So, today is the first day of fall. I thought it started on the 21st of September.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2023 08:28 AM (88xKn)

Time's out of joint, o cursed spite
that ever I was born to set it right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 09:02 AM (q3gwH)

Year is a bit less that 365 1/4 days, thus the leap year, plus the missing leap year, minus leap years every hundred years (except for those that are wholly divisible by 400, like 2000 was). That *mostly* adjusts it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:19 AM (ynpvh)

173 You know they’re serious when they put Kamala in charge.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 10:19 AM (u73oe)

174
What's next? Godiva chocolate chips in foie gras?

Posted by: mostly cajun at September 23, 2023 09:10 AM (04pA4)

Pineapple on pizza.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:19 AM (XApSs)

175 2nd cup downed. Back to kitchen cleanup chores.

*Terminator voice* I'll be back.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2023 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

176 A yellow submarine would be an effective weapon against the Green Lantern.

Posted by: That's your weakness? Seriously? at September 23, 2023 10:21 AM (lR6tR)

177 Year is a bit less that 365 1/4 days, thus the leap year, plus the missing leap year, minus leap years every hundred years (except for those that are wholly divisible by 400, like 2000 was). That *mostly* adjusts it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:19 AM (ynpvh)

I think Jewish and Mohomedan calendars have leap months.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

178 A Jello submarine would be hard to pick up on sonar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2023 10:23 AM (uKniV)

179 What's next? Godiva chocolate chips in foie gras?

Posted by: mostly cajun at September 23, 2023 09:10 AM (04pA4)

Pineapple on pizza.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:19 AM (XApSs)
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Carrots in chili.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 10:24 AM (llXky)

180 Thanks for the Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum! I never miss it, but sometimes I show up too late to participate.

Prayers up for those requesting and for those who need them. This is a terrific online family of faith.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 23, 2023 10:24 AM (Zb5iS)

181 A Jello submarine would be hard to pick up on sonar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2023

***
Crewed by squishy sailors

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:24 AM (omVj0)

182 177 Year is a bit less that 365 1/4 days, thus the leap year, plus the missing leap year, minus leap years every hundred years (except for those that are wholly divisible by 400, like 2000 was). That *mostly* adjusts it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:19 AM (ynpvh)

I think Jewish and Mohomedan calendars have leap months.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

Yup. Lunar months, which were adjusted and inserted when needed to rejigger the calendar in sync with the actual year.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:25 AM (ynpvh)

183 181 A Jello submarine would be hard to pick up on sonar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2023

***
Crewed by squishy sailors

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:24 AM (omVj0)

Watch out for the Lutheran ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:25 AM (ynpvh)

184 My Mother-in-law Peggy was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. It seems to be contained but fast growing, so nearly best case, and the doctors seem to be confident that a lumpectomy should be sufficient. She is understandably nervous about the whole thing and would appreciate prayers.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2023 10:26 AM (nC+QA)

185 1 Decaf is the mind killer.

Decaf is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will caffeinate my blood.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the caffeine has gone there will be nothing.

Only I will remain.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 23, 2023 09:01 AM (qPw5n)

LISTEN TO ME. THE COFFEE MUST FLOW!!!

Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator at September 23, 2023 10:26 AM (8sMut)

186 183 181 A Jello submarine would be hard to pick up on sonar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2023

***
Crewed by squishy sailors

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2023 10:24 AM (omVj0)

Watch out for the Lutheran ones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:25 AM (ynpvh)

Especially the ghey ones.

Posted by: Jello fruit salad, coming right up at September 23, 2023 10:27 AM (lR6tR)

187 So what's the deal with 5G waves of death? A tower went up here in the sticks and people are pissed. Some believe it's a death ray. WTF?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:27 AM (XApSs)

188 184 My Mother-in-law Peggy was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. It seems to be contained but fast growing, so nearly best case, and the doctors seem to be confident that a lumpectomy should be sufficient. She is understandably nervous about the whole thing and would appreciate prayers.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2023 10:26 AM (nC+QA)

Only one tumor?
For my wife lumpectomy was out; they initially saw 7 tumors. When they did the post-mastectomy exam of the breast, found an 8th. Needed to remove several lymph nodes to boot, thought they caught it all, but didn't. Make sure she gets regular checks afterwards to make sure it hasn't slipped beyond. Hope for the best. Prayers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:28 AM (ynpvh)

189 @177 The switch to the Gregorian calendar was a significant theological thing for the Roman Church and undercuts the argument that it's always been anti-science.

I only wish that the ersatz Church of Woke was as open to scientific debate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2023 10:28 AM (K6vwr)

190 Pouring down, guess it will be all day
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 10:10 AM (YjZBF)

Yep; just like you said !

And we're not gonna get malaria today.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2023 10:29 AM (T4tVD)

191 187 So what's the deal with 5G waves of death? A tower went up here in the sticks and people are pissed. Some believe it's a death ray. WTF?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:27 AM (XApSs)

I think higher output power.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:29 AM (ynpvh)

192 191 187 So what's the deal with 5G waves of death? A tower went up here in the sticks and people are pissed. Some believe it's a death ray. WTF?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:27 AM (XApSs)

I think higher output power.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:29 AM (ynpvh)

And higher frequencies (up to 30GHz). Is absorbed by water more. So maybe folks think it's like being microwaved.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:30 AM (ynpvh)

193 If only Mark David Chapman had aimed a little to the right, he'd have been hailed as a hero.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2023 10:31 AM (K6vwr)

194 I have been a lurker for years, but the Saturday Morning Coffee Break and Prayer Revival is reason to crawl out into the open. Prayers up.

Now that I have come out, maybe it is time to send a picture of my dog to the pet thread.

Also,
1. Vanilla bean infused maple syrup is wrong.
2. Powdered sugar, in moderation, is a necessary addition to French toast (and beignets)

Posted by: Solutus at September 23, 2023 10:31 AM (Jnnb9)

195 I think higher output power.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:29 AM (ynpvh)

We'll, after everything is called a conspiracy theory by the lefties, there's not much I WONT believe anymore.

*forms tin foil around head*

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:32 AM (XApSs)

196 I think Jewish and Mohomedan calendars have leap months.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

Those are lunar calendars, not solar. Need a lot more shimming to keep them in synch with the sun.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 23, 2023 10:32 AM (Hf5HC)

197 Also,
1. Vanilla bean infused maple syrup is wrong.

2. Powdered sugar, in moderation, is a necessary addition to French toast (and beignets)

Posted by: Solutus at September 23, 2023 10:31 AM (Jnnb9)

Boy when you come out, you really come out. Lol.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:33 AM (XApSs)

198 194 I have been a lurker for years, but the Saturday Morning Coffee Break and Prayer Revival is reason to crawl out into the open. Prayers up.

Now that I have come out, maybe it is time to send a picture of my dog to the pet thread.

Also,
1. Vanilla bean infused maple syrup is wrong.
2. Powdered sugar, in moderation, is a necessary addition to French toast (and beignets)

Posted by: Solutus at September 23, 2023 10:31 AM (Jnnb9)

Drown it in maple syrup. Eat your breakfast, drink the remaining syrup in your plate. Enjoy the dia-beet-us.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:33 AM (ynpvh)

199 Mornin' again Horde. Got a quick run in, now having second breakfast (and third coffee) before heading over to work on mom's house. Wish I were having that French toast up there.

Prayers up for 'rons and ettes and your loved ones.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 23, 2023 10:34 AM (aBJcM)

200 But I am 70+ years old and would really like to get laid by an attractive woman one more time before I die.
And the opportunity may be presenting itself. But it will be a total violation of rule #1, DSYDIC.
Prayers are needed, but I'm not sure if they should be for or agin'.

=====

You've come to the right place and at the right time for advice ! There is a new rule that somewhat supersedes rule #1 (that many ignore anyway...). Make sure *she is not a *he. yourwelcome!

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2023 10:36 AM (V13WU)

201 173 You know they’re serious when they put Kamala in charge.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 10:19 AM (u73oe)

The Queen of Gag Reflex

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 23, 2023 10:37 AM (aA3+G)

202 (and beignets)

===

My Friend ! Welcome ! How do you feel about Chicory coffee ??

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2023 10:37 AM (V13WU)

203 The switch to the Gregorian calendar was a significant theological thing for the Roman Church and undercuts the argument that it's always been anti-science.

I only wish that the ersatz Church of Woke was as open to scientific debate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2023 10:28 AM (K6vwr)
---
Faith without science is merely foolish while science without faith is diabolical.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 10:38 AM (llXky)

204 Year is a bit less that 365 1/4 days, thus the leap year, plus the missing leap year, minus leap years every hundred years (except for those that are wholly divisible by 400, like 2000 was). That *mostly* adjusts it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

205 My Friend ! Welcome ! How do you feel about Chicory coffee ??

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2023 10:37 AM (V13WU)

Lol. That's it runner. Flush out the crazies.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:39 AM (XApSs)

206 The odds are good that we'll have a POTUS Kamala, and soon. Historic First Woman. Take that Hillary!

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2023 10:39 AM (K6vwr)

207 Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

I almost posted that.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2023 10:39 AM (AwYPR)

208 Lol. That's it runner. Flush out the crazies.
Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:39 AM (XApSs)

sounds like you are enthusiastically *for ! good.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2023 10:40 AM (V13WU)

209
Especially the ghey ones.

Posted by: Jello fruit salad, coming right up at September 23, 2023 10:27 AM (lR6tR)
---
No one expected the gay Lutherans!

Posted by: Auntie ELCA at September 23, 2023 10:40 AM (llXky)

210

You need cheese and onions on your yellow submarine sandwich.

https://youtu.be/ePaHG6g7uFw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2023 10:44 AM (63Dwl)

211 Sorry, had to deke out and tend to bread making. Interesting responses to my dilemma, appears to be some self interest on behalf of the horde that I crash and burn purely for the sake of future threads.
I'm kind of leaning that way myself.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023 10:44 AM (4780s)

212 Posted by: Solutus at September 23, 2023 10:31 AM (Jnnb9)

***

What is your opinion on Promethius? Also, welcome.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2023 10:46 AM (ZV+pB)

213 BigN James @ 207-
Time by The Chambers Brothers.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 10:47 AM (gDx5p)

214 Did someone call for an earworm?

-
https://tinyurl.com/z4jex3z2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 10:47 AM (FVME7)

215 Oh, and I've known her for over a half dozen years now, a pub and club friend. A generation younger, built like a brick shit house, I served basically as a friend and safe harbor while she was out and about. And I'm fine with that, she's decent eye candy.
But lately I've seen signs she's reconsidering the situation. This increases the danger exponentially.

Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023 10:48 AM (4780s)

216 sounds like you are enthusiastically *for ! good.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2023 10:40 AM (V13WU)

Ok, I have never tried it. Sounds like you are 'for'. I've had hemp coffee. One sip. No thanks. Chicory? Is it a delicacy? You breaking my balls?

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 10:48 AM (XApSs)

217
From Pixy's posting of this morning (taken as a whole, a wonderfully amusing one, IMHO):

Remember when NFTs sold for millions of dollars? 95% of the digital collectibles are now probably worthless.

How my coal-black heart sang when I saw this!

I hope the big brained owners of those execrably ugly Bored Ape NFTs are doubled over in agony from being on the receiving end of punch after punch to their balls.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 10:49 AM (xG4kz)

218 Time to break out the table saw. Smash wants some assistance cutting some black walnut to frame out a piece of worm eaten maple she is turning I to a steam punk bedside lamp. I'll figure a way to send a photo to the hobby thread after she's all done with it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 23, 2023 10:53 AM (3CCua)

219 Jewells, your BIL's wife needs to set up her own account(s) in her name only, if she hasn't already; plus stop any auto-withdrawals on the old account and move any direct deposits, etc etc.

From what others have said the courts may be more help to keep BIL out of trouble but I think the police may have to be involved at some point, as what kind of "friend" convinces someone else to withdraw every penny from a bank account?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 23, 2023 10:53 AM (llON8)

220 Hi, I'm Joe Biden, and I have a story to tell you...

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 23, 2023 10:53 AM (2tUFv)

221 Posted by: From about that Time at September 23, 2023 10:48 AM (4780s)

———————

If you’re gonna flame out, make it the stuff of legends. Your people will sing songs about it for generations.

Also, make sure you post about it here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 10:53 AM (u73oe)

222 I hope the big brained owners of those execrably ugly Bored Ape NFTs are doubled over in agony from being on the receiving end of punch after punch to their balls.

What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 10:49 AM (xG4kz)

my thoughts exactly!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2023 10:56 AM (q3gwH)

223 6 Prayers up for those that have asked us for them;
Prayers up for those that know they need them but have not asked us for them;
Prayers up for those that need them but don’t know it yet; and
Prayers up for those who pray alone, asking in silence, and whose prayers are known but to God!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 23, 2023 09:04 AM (hOUT3)

^^LOVE THIS <3 <3 <3

Posted by: Iris at September 23, 2023 10:56 AM (n3DL0)

224 220 Hi, I'm Joe Biden, and I have a story to tell you...

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at September 23, 2023 10:53 AM (2tUFv)

I'm here to kick some Corn Pops,
Fill my diapers,
And sniff some little girl hair...
And I've already done the first two.

Posted by: Sniffy Joe at September 23, 2023 10:56 AM (ynpvh)

225
You know they’re serious when they put Kamala in charge.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Y'know, even the feeblest minded creature develops some sense that traps are dangerous.

And yet Kamala persists and allows herself to be placed in situations where she has been set up to fail.

Kamala: A Mind Feebler Than The Most Feeble-Minded Of G*d's Creatures.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 10:57 AM (xG4kz)

226 Paulie bag , go ahead and try it. It won't kill you. Use a lot of milk, take it with beignets.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2023 10:57 AM (V13WU)

227 225
You know they’re serious when they put Kamala in charge.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Y'know, even the feeblest minded creature develops some sense that traps are dangerous.

And yet Kamala persists and allows herself to be placed in situations where she has been set up to fail.

Kamala: A Mind Feebler Than The Most Feeble-Minded Of G*d's Creatures.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 10:57 AM (xG4kz)

Well, she's taking a lot of shots to her head...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2023 10:57 AM (ynpvh)

228 I hope the big brained owners of those execrably ugly Bored Ape NFTs are doubled over in agony from being on the receiving end of punch after punch to their balls.

What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)'

Well, it's been known for a long time that a significant percentage of 'Art Sales' are money laundering pure and simple. It's a convenient way to place a large amount of liquid assets into a transferable document for an agreed-upon value. A lot of 'Art' is a lot like the old $1,000 bill they don't print anymore.

Posted by: Sotheby's For All Your Financial Planning Needs! at September 23, 2023 10:58 AM (43xH1)

229 Prayers for all in need.

Move to Tennessee went well. Still many boxes to be unpacked but am loving being close to son, daughter-in-law and grandchildren.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2023 11:00 AM (iOGRW)

230
Well, she's taking a lot of shots to her head...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Swallowing doesn't reduce the harm, huh?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 11:00 AM (xG4kz)

231 Kamala: A Mind Feebler Than The Most Feeble-Minded Of G*d's Creatures.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 10:57 AM (xG4kz)

——————-

So, she’s a Feebler Elf?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 11:00 AM (u73oe)

232 Kamala the Ugandan Vice Preznit is the type of person who will repeatedly place her hand on a hot stove thinking the next result will be different...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2023 11:00 AM (ZV+pB)

233 Turned on the heat today for the first time. Yep. Summer is over. 😟

Posted by: Montec at September 23, 2023 11:01 AM (bWsRe)

234 Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

Oh no, no.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2023 11:01 AM (aD39U)

235 BigN James @ 207-
Time by The Chambers Brothers.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 10:47 AM (gDx5p)

Time by Pink Floyd > Time by The Chambers Brothers.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2023 11:01 AM (AwYPR)

236 Paulie bag , go ahead and try it. It won't kill you. Use a lot of milk, take it with beignets.

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2023 10:57 AM (V13WU)

Lol. I May try it. Sounds like it's not coffee though...damn morons. Never know when they're f*cking with you for sport.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 11:03 AM (XApSs)

237 Social justice!

Study: Black Lives Matter Kills 15 Times More People Through Increased Crime Than It "Saves" From Police Pulling Back

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 11:04 AM (FVME7)

238 Mmmmm...beignets. How would love another visit to Cafe DuMonde.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2023 11:05 AM (NBVIP)

239 Ok all. Later. This is always a great thread. Keep the faith, prepare for the worst.

Posted by: Paulie bag a' donuts at September 23, 2023 11:05 AM (XApSs)

240 BLM was always about nothing but the Benjamins.

Posted by: Montec at September 23, 2023 11:05 AM (bWsRe)

241 Biden to Join UAW Picket Line on Tuesday

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 11:06 AM (FVME7)

242 Do our lives matter?

Posted by: Black babies at September 23, 2023 11:06 AM (NBVIP)

243 FWP, a neighbor of my 88yo MiL did some identity theft and tried to use my MiL's SS# as the cosigner on a tractor loan. Luckily, having cosigned various car notes for her GGs on which they defaulted, her credit is already ruined, so the loans were rejected.

Now we have to decide how far we want to press the issue. I put a cred freeze and alert on the Big Three so it shouldn't be possible to get a loan in her name anymore.

Whether to have her neighbors arrested or not is the question.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2023 11:07 AM (aD39U)

244 Do our lives matter?
Posted by: Black babies'

"No."

Posted by: Lefties at September 23, 2023 11:08 AM (43xH1)

245 Biden to Join UAW Picket Line on Tuesday
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 11:06 AM (FVME7)

——————

Should be amusing to see what kind of reception he gets.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 11:08 AM (u73oe)

246 Biden to Join UAW Picket Line on Tuesday
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 11:06 AM (FVME7)

——————

Should be amusing to see what kind of reception he gets.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 11:08 AM (u73oe)

Is he bringing the beer?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2023 11:08 AM (aD39U)

247 "No one expected the gay Lutherans!"

I did.

Posted by: Saint Pope Pius V at September 23, 2023 11:09 AM (JkeTM)

248 Do our lives matter?
Posted by: Black babies at September 23, 2023 11:06 AM (NBVIP)

***

Hahahahaha

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at September 23, 2023 11:09 AM (ZV+pB)

249
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Do any of you 29-year-olds recall having all-school assemblies in high school for which everyone was asked to assemble in the gym and then some poor schlub from outside the school delivered a program of some sort?

Well, I do.

Some schlub did a lot of whistling for one of them.

During another, some chick brought in really large speakers ("oh, here we go ...") and played recordings, among them some by Chicago.

The thing is, for none of these assemblies can I recall any point to have been made or taught. Why do them at all?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 11:10 AM (xG4kz)

250 BigN James @ 235-
Not in 1968.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 11:10 AM (z3WCn)

251 Is he bringing the beer?

Posted by: G'rump928(c

=====

That, plus deposit info for some offshore accounts.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 23, 2023 11:10 AM (cSazG)

252 243 FWP, a neighbor of my 88yo MiL did some identity theft and tried to use my MiL's SS# as the cosigner on a tractor loan. Luckily, having cosigned various car notes for her GGs on which they defaulted, her credit is already ruined, so the loans were rejected.

Now we have to decide how far we want to press the issue. I put a cred freeze and alert on the Big Three so it shouldn't be possible to get a loan in her name anymore.

Whether to have her neighbors arrested or not is the question.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2023 11:07 AM (aD39U)

Yes, b/c if you don't, they'll do it to someone else...and you have the proof.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2023 11:10 AM (exHjb)

253 Federal Reserve Has First Lay-Offs in 13 Years

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Leading indicator?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 11:11 AM (FVME7)

254 Whether to have her neighbors arrested or not is the question.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 23, 2023 11:07 AM (aD39U)

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Absolutely. Taking advantage of the elderly like that should be a capital crime.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 11:11 AM (u73oe)

255 Whether to have her neighbors arrested or not is the question.

Without question, arrest. Deliberate, conscious, fraud perpetuated on an elderly person.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 23, 2023 11:11 AM (2tUFv)

256 Doing Picture Story stuff I finally found a complete reproduction of a Chinese Narrative Scroll on a Hong Kong auction site, where it had just sold to an unnamed private buyer for 34 million English Pounds Sterling.
It's a nice piece and well preserved, but there is no effing way it's 'worth' 34 million pounds.

NFTs scream money laundering.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (43xH1)

257
Is he bringing the beer?

Bud Light!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff, In Solidarity with The Struggle to maintain Moron standards a at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (60GtU)

258 I was 6 months old when Yellow Submarine hit the charts. Mom says my first words were, "Ringo sucks."

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (ZC8hN)

259 Truck was expensive to fix but guess it was needed

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (fwDg9)

260 Via Insty

Leslie Jones Says ‘SNL’ Made Her A Caricature Of Herself: “Either I’m Trying To Love On The White Boys Or Beat Up On The White Boys Or I’m Doing Something Loud.”

IIRC(I could be mistaken) isn't she the Black comedienne famous for showing her bunghole all over the internet?

Any way, Les, didn't you ever hear almost every single person in show biz complaining at some point that they were supposed to be the stupid guy or the funny guy or the villain or that popular TV character they played for the rest of their life?

That's show biz, baby!

Now, get back on the internet and show your epiglottis or something, so you can be famous for that instead of your squeaker.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (QzZeQ)

261 Do our lives matter?
Posted by: Black babies at September 23, 2023 11:06 AM (NBVIP)

***

Lives? No. Parts? Hell yeah!

Posted by: Fetus Parts Incorporated LLC at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (ZV+pB)

262 253 Federal Reserve Has First Lay-Offs in 13 Years

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Leading indicator?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 11:11 AM (FVME7)

Government layoffs?

Who has ever heard of such a thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (zZu0s)

263 BigN James @ 235-
Not in 1968.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 11:10 AM (z3WCn)

Well, no....'68 for me was...SteppenWolf

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (AwYPR)

264
Whether to have her neighbors arrested or not is the question.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Ask them to dine out with you in a remote corner of the back forty. Bring a shovel and some quicklime with you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 11:13 AM (xG4kz)

265 Yeah, Krebs, I bet those speakers were just a'bouncin'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 11:13 AM (z3WCn)

266 Vanilla Bean Maple Syrup?

Color me intrigued. That could be good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 11:14 AM (zZu0s)

267 Government layoffs?

Who has ever heard of such a thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (zZu0s)

Heard of gov contractors getting laid off.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2023 11:15 AM (AwYPR)

268 Well of course, Steppenwolf. But I never heard them do Time.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2023 11:15 AM (z3WCn)

269 ...but Art Sales will never be investigated by anyone as it's too embedded in the elite's practices.

Now, if you could 'buy' something really *useful* instead of digital scribbles, I'd be set for life!

Posted by: Pablo Escobar's Hippos at September 23, 2023 11:15 AM (43xH1)

270 NFTs scream money laundering.
Posted by: LenNeal at September 23, 2023 11:12 AM (43xH1)

The 'celebrity' endorsements were also a warning sign.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2023 11:15 AM (zZu0s)

271 Pop Star Lizzo Gets Another Lawsuit Claiming Bullying, Racism & Harassment

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Well, she's a big girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 11:15 AM (FVME7)

272 Lives? No. Parts? Hell yeah!
Posted by: Fetus Parts Incorporated LLC'

That's some black humor.

Posted by: Too far? at September 23, 2023 11:16 AM (43xH1)

273 WE HAZ A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2023 11:17 AM (fwDg9)

274 *NFTs scream money laundering.*

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Posted by: We all know it at September 23, 2023 11:18 AM (NBVIP)

275 Should be amusing to see what kind of reception he gets.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2023 11:08 AM (u73oe)
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He'll show up with cases of Bud Light and immediately try to start a fight. "Listen, Jack!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2023 11:20 AM (llXky)

276 Do any of you 29-year-olds recall having all-school assemblies in high school for which everyone was asked to assemble in the gym and then some poor schlub from outside the school delivered a program of some sort?

The thing is, for none of these assemblies can I recall any point to have been made or taught. Why do them at all?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2023 11:10 AM (xG4kz)

Up With People!!

I so hated that crap. Used to ditch them and head for the dug outs for a smoke.

Prayer for any and all, asked and unasked.

Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2023 11:20 AM (B705c)

277 So what's the deal with 5G waves of death? A tower went up here in the sticks and people are pissed. Some believe it's a death ray. WTF?
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There were pics of repeaters put up in the UK, and trees were supposedly dying on the affected sides. I don't know if it's just b.s., but I trust anything gubmint is hot and horny for less and less.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2023 11:20 AM (7Fj9P)

278 Hey Horde, Quite late to the thread, I just wanted to thank you all for the prayers and the hugs when hubs died. It helped more than you know and I am very grateful. I shall keep praying for all of you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2023 11:22 AM (Sgq8y)

279 I was 6 months old when Yellow Submarine hit the charts. Mom says my first words were, "Ringo sucks."
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk

https://tinyurl.com/5frwkx7x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 23, 2023 11:23 AM (FVME7)

280 Prayers to all in needed of some strength. Fox2!, if you can, please see if you can find a financial/social advocate to assist your friend, T. Nobody should be alone when dealing with an unexpected loss.

Posted by: sidney at September 23, 2023 11:26 AM (hGlnS)

281 Why would you have "Flavored" Maple Syrup???

That is like "Flavored" Bourbon.
It mocks, masks, and destroys the very essence of the original "Thing".
Yes, I AM a purist, it comes from ancestors having planted Maple "Sugar Bush" on the family farm, mostly lining the roads and pasture paths, so it could be tapped and gathered with sleighs, sleds and sledges. Trees now ancient, gnarled and enormous, they would take two TALL adults to reach around...yet still producing. They even planted several around the one room schoolhouse they built for the community, that provided shade in the summer, and a little income that helped fund the school

Posted by: birddog at September 23, 2023 12:19 PM (1E8/t)

282 281 Why would you have "Flavored" Maple Syrup???

That is like "Flavored" Bourbon.
It mocks, masks, and destroys the very essence of the original "Thing".
Yes, I AM a purist, it comes from ancestors having planted Maple "Sugar Bush" on the family farm, mostly lining the roads and pasture paths, so it could be tapped and gathered with sleighs, sleds and sledges. Trees now ancient, gnarled and enormous, they would take two TALL adults to reach around...yet still producing. They even planted several around the one room schoolhouse they built for the community, that provided shade in the summer, and a little income that helped fund the school
Posted by: birddog at September 23, 2023 12:19 PM (1E8/t)
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That's when I knew Jim Beam sold out -- who exactly is the market for flavoured bourbon? Kids who drink Fireball??

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 23, 2023 12:48 PM (pIx7m)

283 That French toast looks perfect other than it needs more syrup and powdered sugar.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at September 23, 2023 01:56 PM (YBLgY)

284 All you're missing is some sunny side up eggs to go with that french toast and bacon. Eggs go great with maple syrup too. Hope the bacon is/was applewood smoked.

Posted by: Flywheel at September 24, 2023 04:43 PM (CDrhT)

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