A Plethora of Orcas Cafe

These dog's faddeh was a muddeh. Their muddah was a muddeh!

This dog has transitioned into a 13-year-old girl.

The movie No Hard Feelings featured a retired police dog triggered by the word "cocaine." This video claims to show the real thing.

ICYMI: Dog Firing Line.

Do you mind? I'm napping here.

This dog's like a 9-year-old boy, he won't pose for cute pictures.

This dog thought he was home alone, but was surprised to see that his master was still in the house. Phew! Good thing he found out before he started masturbating!

DIY VFX.

Different breeds of cat, getting along.

Sudden downpour in the mountains.

Rabbits have a tactic to defeat raptors dive-bombing them: fly over the birds.

Who invited the tiger? Party foul, dude.

FAQ: On which planets is it safest to attempt to jump a double-decker bus over a collapsed bridge?

River volleyball.

Timbersurfing.

He works in the mediums of acrylics and chaos.

The alien mummy bodies have been proven to be 100% scrumptious!

I halp, I cut your froat open.

Boy this senior citizen is almost as hearty and athletic as Joe Biden! You know he was almost an All-American and almost played with Roger Staubach at Annapolis, right? The year was nineteen-aughtie-aught...

He'll get there.

Kitten trying to catch a fly.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/sCyn3OCS0X
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 20, 2023

Switzerland is woooow

pic.twitter.com/XwXlQ692Dw
— Figen (@TheFigen_) September 19, 2023

I guess she grew up in the forest with owls! 😂pic.twitter.com/zSdGjmW2dN
— Figen (@TheFigen_) September 19, 2023

Whoa 1000s of Orcas!pic.twitter.com/Y3beLio37d
— Figen (@TheFigen_) September 17, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

2 I'm pretty sure those are trees in the top picture, not orcas.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:28 PM (I/Qkd)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 20, 2023 07:28 PM (sNtYB)

4 Lovely Switzerland!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 07:29 PM (MeG8a)

5 Good evening everyone
That picture would be a awesome 1000 piece puzzle

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2023 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

6 A Plethora of Orcas Cafe

the only thing we have a plethora of in my neck of the lack of woods is dearth.

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2023 07:31 PM (sGtp+)

7 Wisconsin's gonna look like that soon.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 20, 2023 07:31 PM (YNbPJ)

8 These dog's faddeh was a muddeh. Their muddah was a muddeh!
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That baby loves the slop!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

9 I guess she grew up in the forest with owls!

***

Oh my gosh
That's so creepy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 20, 2023 07:33 PM (vHIgi)

10 I wish to sincerely thank my creator for sparing my life today. Driving home from grocery shopping a car ran thru the intersection at very high speed. Not even an attempt to stop. Missed me by an inch or so. Would have t-boned me at 90 degrees. It was a nice car, too, a Porshe Carrera. Probably stolen.
That was hours ago and I'm still pissed.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 07:33 PM (MeG8a)

11 Owl lady is the reincarnation of Josephine Baker.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at September 20, 2023 07:33 PM (MvF+J)

12 vmom I thought so too

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2023 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

13 FAQ: On which planets is it safest to attempt to jump a double-decker bus over a collapsed bridge?
......

Trick question. The dummies aren't wearing seat belts.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2023 07:34 PM (T4tVD)

15 Have quite the craving for a cuppa and a big slice of alien.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 20, 2023 07:35 PM (AbL8c)

16 "Driving home from grocery shopping a car ran thru the intersection at very high speed."

gourmand du jour - which intersection?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2023 07:35 PM (KAi1n)

17 the only thing we have a plethora of in my neck of the lack of woods is dearth.

Pffffft. Luxury. We wished we had a dearth. All we could afford was a paucity.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (I/Qkd)

18 RFK Jr. is a big falconer. He told me once that rabbits have a normal speed when just bobbing around and they have a hawk speed when being pursued by a hawk or similar bird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

19 Orcas are one of my favorite creatures because of the impact they have on the penguin population.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

20 Bought the special collector's edition of Mad Magazine. Laughing until it hurts. The 10 commandments of body piercing and Charlie Brown finally kicking the shit out of Lucy is worth the.price

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (pUs7B)

21 Trees are just beginning to turn in western PA.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (ovV/V)

22 I see orcas occasionally from the boat on my way to/from downtown. It's pretty cool.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (Ft2MX)

23 Driving home from grocery shopping a car ran thru the intersection at very high speed. Not even an attempt to stop. Missed me by an inch or so.

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Terrifying!

Posted by: DaisyB at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (AbL8c)

24 Seems to be an incongruity between the title and the picture.

** CLICK BAIT **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (XV/Pl)

25 Gracias por la nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2023 07:37 PM (RIvkX)

26
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2023 07:37 PM (ENBF0)

27 I was on Avalon and the speeding car was on Lisbon. I had just crested the hill.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 07:37 PM (MeG8a)

28 {{{gourmand}}}

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 20, 2023 07:37 PM (vHIgi)

29 I wish to sincerely thank my creator for sparing my life today. Driving home from grocery shopping a car ran thru the intersection at very high speed. Not even an attempt to stop. Missed me by an inch or so. Would have t-boned me at 90 degrees. It was a nice car, too, a Porshe Carrera. Probably stolen.
That was hours ago and I'm still pissed.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 07:33 PM (MeG8a)

b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2023 07:38 PM (RIvkX)

30 It's a 4 way stop, no light.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 07:39 PM (MeG8a)

31 glad you're ok, gourmand du jour!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 20, 2023 07:39 PM (aBJcM)

32 31 Concur.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at September 20, 2023 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

33 Plethora? Whew, I thought it was 'an orgy of Orcas.' Learning is half the battle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2023 07:40 PM (IG4Id)

34 I get re-traumatized often when I have to traverse certain places.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2023 07:40 PM (RIvkX)

35 FAQ: On which planets is it safest to attempt to jump a double-decker bus over a collapsed bridge?

Something isn't right. The bus jumping on Jupiter misses the bridge completely, while the bus jumping on the sun hits the bridge. That wouldn't happen, since the sun has stronger gravity.

Also, the sun is not a planet.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:40 PM (I/Qkd)

36 I think crashing on the Sun would be the least of your worries.

And shows Earth being the best shows how "lucky" we are in being in the best spot in the solar system to be.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

37 Mad Magazine had a profound influence on young f'd. I haven't read it in some 29 odd years though. I'm glad to hear it's still funny.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

38 Plethora? Whew, I thought it was 'an orgy of Orcas.' Learning is half the battle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2023 07:40 PM (IG4Id)

Should be a 'Cartel'. Those things can be bastards.

Posted by: Vanya at September 20, 2023 07:42 PM (v27SO)

39 Furthermore, the bus on Pluto suddenly starts spinning for no apparent reason. Conservation of angular momentum says what?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:42 PM (I/Qkd)

40 gourmand, your guardian angel looking out for you

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 20, 2023 07:43 PM (vHIgi)

41 Olive Oyl had moves like the owl lady.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2023 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

42 I'm glad I'm OK too, most of all because I was in my wife's car, LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 07:43 PM (MeG8a)

43 37 fd, I still remember lyrics from Mad Magazine parodies of songs and musicals. It's been 29++ years. Now, what did I have for lunch?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 07:45 PM (0EOe9)

44 Owl girl kinda scares me. Well, she really scares me a lot.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2023 07:45 PM (NxC5+)

45 There was an animated Mad tv show a while back that was pretty good. The "Moves Like Jabba" song still cracks me up.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

46 Glad you're ok, gourmand.

It wasn't your time.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 20, 2023 07:45 PM (1JnfY)

47 Owls?
Chinamen ain't human.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 20, 2023 07:46 PM (yMhwm)

48 Bought the special collector's edition of Mad Magazine. Laughing until it hurts. The 10 commandments of body piercing and Charlie Brown finally kicking the shit out of Lucy is worth the.price

I didn't know Mad Magazine was still around.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 20, 2023 07:46 PM (ppBhU)

49 The Log Driver's Waltz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8

3:28 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 07:47 PM (krqg6)

50 10 I wish to sincerely thank my creator for sparing my life today.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 07:33 PM (MeG8a)

Wow, gratitude definitely in order. Glad you're still with us.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2023 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

51 fd, I will bring this to the MoMe. It is classic

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 07:47 PM (pUs7B)

52 Sa Franpsycho, know how you feel. I survived a drive to Dallas and back.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2023 07:48 PM (NxC5+)

53 #49 All single-cell hand-drawn animation BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 07:49 PM (krqg6)

54 FAQ: On which planets is it safest to attempt to jump a double-decker bus over a collapsed bridge?

Something isn't right. The bus jumping on Jupiter misses the bridge completely, while the bus jumping on the sun hits the bridge. That wouldn't happen, since the sun has stronger gravity.

Also, the sun is not a planet.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:40 PM (I/Qkd)

Surface gravity is a combination of the mass and its density. The sun could well have less density with the solar radiation fluffing it outward.

The moon isn't a planet either, nor do the powers that be say is pluto.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2023 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

55 fd, I still remember lyrics from Mad Magazine parodies of songs and musicals. It's been 29++ years. Now, what did I have for lunch?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 07:45 PM (0EOe9)

"You are old, Father William", the young man said,
"And your hair should now be very white;
But it's black and it's bushy all over your head,
Do you think, at your age, this is right?"

"It's touched up," Father William replied to his son
"And with transplants my baldness has ended;
Though I'm now eighty-five, I appear forty one,
And the chicks think I'm groovy and splendid."

--This was published in MAD when I was about eleven. I have no idea how or why I still remember it.

Posted by: Vanya at September 20, 2023 07:50 PM (v27SO)

56 The picture at the top makes me homesick for the San Juan Skyway through southwest Colorado. It is lovely at all times, but particularly this time of year with the golden aspens, the dark spruce and the beautiful fall light.

Posted by: huerfano at September 20, 2023 07:50 PM (7zEAH)

57 I think crashing on the Sun would be the least of your worries.

And shows Earth being the best shows how "lucky" we are in being in the best spot in the solar system to be.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 07:41 PM (krqg6)

we design or bridges with holes in the middle to suit our local gravity.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2023 07:51 PM (eoQWY)

58 Just switched over for a quick weather check. The Knees knew, wet stuff coming in. Suck it, NWS Tulsa, and all your doppler radar and experts.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 07:51 PM (0EOe9)

59
Trees are just beginning to turn in western PA.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Slowly they turn. Step by step.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2023 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

60 @54

>>The moon isn't a planet either, nor do the powers that be say is pluto.

The Pluto identifies as a planet and that's all that really matters regardless what a planetarium gift shop manager has to say about the subject.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2023 07:52 PM (XV/Pl)

61 Moves Like Jabba

youtube.com/watch?v=O9jMDs3LFEo

(The will mean nothing to you if you haven't seen Star Wars"

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

62 28 days and there will be shooting and eating and shooting and drinking with no shootingand then more shooting and eating and drinking

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 07:53 PM (pUs7B)

63 Surface gravity is a combination of the mass and its density. The sun could well have less density with the solar radiation fluffing it outward.

The simulation is Crash simulation comparing the different gravities of different planets... It says nothing about solar wind.

Gravity at the sun's surface: 274 m/s
Gravity at Jupiter's surface: 24.8 m/s

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:53 PM (I/Qkd)

64 OK, has crash test dummy gravity dude never heard of friggin' seat belts?

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2023 07:53 PM (M+Nrs)

65 Ben Had!

Whoofreakinghoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 20, 2023 07:54 PM (11kd9)

66 Actually now that you mention Dallas, yeah, three days there in then 80s was pretty traumatizing.

SF didn't used to be traumatizing until just a few years ago...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2023 07:54 PM (RIvkX)

67 The moon isn't a planet either, nor do the powers that be say is pluto.

I have no interest in the half-baked opinions of Neil DeAss Tyson.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:54 PM (I/Qkd)

68 I still remember lyrics from Mad Magazine parodies of songs and musicals.

They did a bit where the premise was something like "what famous people thought were the words to Louie, Louie." The only tiny bit of it I remember was Ted Kennedy and the line "Gotta raise taxes exponentially" in a way that scanned.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2023 07:54 PM (nfrXX)

69 I was told there would be no physics on this blog.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2023 07:55 PM (v0R5T)

70 "fd, I will bring this to the MoMe. It is classic
Posted by: Ben Had"

Along those lines, a major step towards my October journey West was completed today. Now I just need to buy some new tires.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

71 Gravity at the sun's surface: 274 m/s
Gravity at Jupiter's surface: 24.8 m/s

Correction: the units are m/s2

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:56 PM (I/Qkd)

72 55 Lyrics to "Alcatraz", parody of "Bali Hai from "South Pacific"

Alcatraz awaits you
On that rock, in that bay
Once you're there, there's no escaping
You will stay. you will stay.
Your own private cell
Those old racketeers
Living together for 99 years

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 07:56 PM (0EOe9)

73 I see Cassidy Hutchison is trying for another 15 min.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2023 07:56 PM (t3/qz)

74 1000's of orcas means you're safe from the otters.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2023 07:56 PM (amJF4)

75 Another long commute tomorrow and probably lots more days coming up.
Hope everyone has a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2023 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

76 18 RFK Jr. is a big falconer. He told me once that rabbits have a normal speed when just bobbing around and they have a hawk speed when being pursued by a hawk or similar bird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

I have a brother who has 5 Owls and 2 Kestrel Hawks. Hawkin' is fun as hell. I wish I could get over there more to do it. Been a year or so.
He wants a Golden Eagle but they are hard to aquire.
He's always razzin me to get my licence and get a Red Tail but that is a lot of work and time. He's nuts. Those birds run his life.

Posted by: Reforger at September 20, 2023 07:57 PM (Htdy0)

77 Mad does 'Ade Space Idiocy: in this edition.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 07:57 PM (pUs7B)

78 I see Cassidy Hutchison is trying for another 15 min.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2023 07:56 PM (t3/qz)

Pics, video, witnesses or GTFO

Posted by: Vanya at September 20, 2023 07:57 PM (v27SO)

79 The moon isn't a planet either, nor do the powers that be say is pluto.

There are many who contend that the moon was once a planet. I have awarded it emeritus status.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 07:57 PM (I/Qkd)

80 29 years. Ha! Jargon is fun.

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 20, 2023 07:58 PM (9f0ty)

81 That's not a bridge crash -- this is a bridge crash! And an ironic twist on wording considering the topic tonight.

The All Day Trucker @alldaytrucker
Cement truck driver collapses a small bridge in Texas. A Nelson ready mix driver chanced it when he attempted to cross a 4 Ton bridge with his 35 Ton Concrete Mixer!

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know it would collapse the bridge! 🤦🏻‍♂️

The driver was not injured.
https://tinyurl.com/wbk56pdk

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 20, 2023 07:59 PM (krqg6)

82 nurse, I am so ready

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 08:00 PM (pUs7B)

83 Mad Magazine songs and movie parody titles are with me to this day. The Poopside Down Adventure, Star Blech, Billy Jerk, etc. You could learn what the whole movie was about in 4 or 5 pages.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

84 64 OK, has crash test dummy gravity dude never heard of friggin' seat belts?
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2023 07:53 PM (M+Nrs)

Mmmm....mmmmmMmmm....mmmmmm mm mm Mmmmm....

Posted by: Reforger at September 20, 2023 08:01 PM (Htdy0)

85 nurse, I am so ready
Posted by: Ben Had
---
#metoo

I just have to pick out a cookie recipe from the Horde cookbook as my culinary contribution. And decide which gubs to bring!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 20, 2023 08:01 PM (aBJcM)

86 My fondest Mad Magazine issue was the original Star Trek.

Kirk says something stupid. Spock says he can't believe his ears and Kirk replies that he can't believe Spock's ears either.

I still smile just typing it.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 20, 2023 08:02 PM (azYCi)

87 You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know it would collapse the bridge!

Has he pulled out the "Google Maps told me to!" defense?

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2023 08:03 PM (Sv58p)

88 21 Trees are just beginning to turn in western PA.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2023 07:36 PM (ovV/V)

I saw no changes on the drive to and back from Memphis this past weekend...but you could smell change in the air.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 20, 2023 08:04 PM (CCSxw)

89 Guy in the concrete truck needed more speed and a ramp.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

90 screaming in digital, peanut butter is my favorite, just sayin

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 08:05 PM (pUs7B)

91 The All Day Trucker @alldaytrucker
Cement truck driver collapses a small bridge in Texas. A Nelson ready mix driver chanced it when he attempted to cross a 4 Ton bridge with his 35 Ton Concrete Mixer!

I laughed at the picture of the guy standing, hand on hip, looking at the catastrophe, and saying to himself, "yup, that's a truck in a hole".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 08:05 PM (I/Qkd)

92 Guy in the concrete truck needed more speed and a ramp.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

Would being on Pluto have also helped?

Posted by: Vanya at September 20, 2023 08:05 PM (v27SO)

93 Shoulda put more concrete when they built that bridge.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2023 08:06 PM (NxC5+)

94 "Would being on Pluto have also helped?
Posted by: Vanya"

You bet Uranus!

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

95 88 I have to go to Fayetteville next week, and maybe the fall foliage will be on. The Boston Mountains provide a nice display of color.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 08:07 PM (0EOe9)

96 Would being on Pluto have also helped?

Hey, good point. 1/12th the gravity would have been perfect.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2023 08:08 PM (amJF4)

97 Good evening, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 08:10 PM (xTRSc)

98 Hey, good point. 1/12th the gravity would have been perfect.
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2023 08:08 PM (amJF4)

"In my defense, Your Honor, if I had done this on the Moon it would have been *epic*."

Posted by: Vanya at September 20, 2023 08:10 PM (v27SO)

99 There's a duplex up the street from my house. On one side lives a black single mom with two daughters. On the other side lives a married redneck couple who are always fighting.

That's right, I live up the street from a 90's Fox sitcom.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2023 08:11 PM (9yUzE)

100 That very flexible Asian lady almost looks like an animation!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 08:11 PM (MeG8a)

101 "In my defense, Your Honor, if I had done this on the Moon it would have been *epic*."

Provided there were no, y'know, bridge abutments or support structures in the way. That would be suboptimal.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2023 08:12 PM (I/Qkd)

102 91 Everybody knows signs are just a suggestion. Erie PA has a number of railroad bridges, all clearly marked with BIG signs stating 14' or so max height. And every six months or so some knight of the highways manages to get his trailer stuck under one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 08:12 PM (0EOe9)

103 You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know it would collapse the bridge!

The funny thing is, he almost made it all the way across. I wonder if he'd done it before.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2023 08:13 PM (amJF4)

104 103 Just go real fast. Science. Maybe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 08:16 PM (0EOe9)

105
Defining the surface of a star can be problematic. For the sun, the "surface" is taken as the photosphere. Gravitational acceleration there is about 28g.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at September 20, 2023 08:17 PM (Mzdiz)

106 Would being on Pluto have also helped?
Posted by: t-bird

Minnie Mouse had no complaints.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2023 08:19 PM (63An5)

107 Hey, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 08:19 PM (xTRSc)

108 The old man standing atop a log in swift river water is far more impressive than riding a surfboard or canoe.

Posted by: 13times at September 20, 2023 08:20 PM (aGIYg)

109 Hey Big B!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2023 08:20 PM (63An5)

110 screaming in digital, peanut butter is my favorite, just sayin
Posted by: Ben Had
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Duly noted! I will also take requests from the RSOs and shooting instructors. Within reason. Need to save room for gubs & ammo. :-)

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 20, 2023 08:23 PM (aBJcM)

111 Cool the foliage pic looks like Bob Ross heaven

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 20, 2023 08:24 PM (C4xAj)

112 106 Minnie Mouse had no complaints.

I thought she was f***ing Goofy?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 08:24 PM (xTRSc)

113 (((gourmand))) Wow! Glad you are ok!

Posted by: Iris at September 20, 2023 08:28 PM (n3DL0)

114 Iris, soon, dear lady

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 08:29 PM (pUs7B)

115 Hey, Screaming in Digital. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 08:29 PM (xTRSc)

116 Tiger in the pool was fantastic!
Reminds me of that movie The Hangover.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 08:30 PM (MeG8a)

117 (((Ben Had))) I know! I'm working on bringing some toys! :-)

Posted by: Iris at September 20, 2023 08:30 PM (n3DL0)

118 68 I still remember lyrics from Mad Magazine parodies of songs and musicals.

They did a bit where the premise was something like "what famous people thought were the words to Louie, Louie." The only tiny bit of it I remember was Ted Kennedy and the line "Gotta raise taxes exponentially" in a way that scanned.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2023 07:54 PM (nfrXX)

Bloom County did that with Dukakis:

https://tinyurl.com/preview/2v6875jf

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 20, 2023 08:30 PM (DTX3h)

119 OK, back. Tomorrows menu is in the fridge. Two real big green peppers, coarse chopped. One medium onion, likewise, two little cans of mushrooms drained and six Italian link sausages (finally found some good ones around here). Garlic powder. Place vessel in crock pot during second cup of coffee tomorrow and lunch and supper will be just fine. Got a loaf of Eye Tie bread that's going to become garlic toast.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 08:31 PM (0EOe9)

120 Fetterman presiding over the Senate in shorts and a T shirt is everything this country deserves.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at September 20, 2023 08:31 PM (pHPwR)

121 119 I forgot. Of course a jar of sauce dumped in.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 08:33 PM (0EOe9)

122 Take the dogs out for a while, they said.
It'll be fun, they said...

https://tinyurl.com/yc7fvnab

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2023 08:34 PM (MeG8a)

123 @81 All Day Sorcerer.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 20, 2023 08:34 PM (4PZHB)

124 That retired K-9 is fabulous!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 20, 2023 08:35 PM (C4xAj)

125 Guy in the concrete truck needed more speed and a ramp.
Posted by: fd

And a horn that played 'Dixie.'

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2023 08:35 PM (DgGvY)

126 If you have not been to a MoMe and met Iris you have missed out on a smile that soul deep

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 08:36 PM (pUs7B)

127 The moon isn't a planet either, nor do the powers that be say is pluto.

There are many who contend that the moon was once a planet. I have awarded it emeritus status.
Posted by: Archimedes

It's the planetary equivalent of the 33-year-old who moved back into his parents' basement.

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2023 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

128 21 Trees are just beginning to turn in western PA.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Groovy! I'm heading up to New Castle the first week in Oct. Just a visit to the aging Parental Units, golf, and hang out on my sister's farm.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 20, 2023 08:39 PM (sAmhv)

129 Hey, Bulgaroctonus. Had a lovely mini-vacation in the western NC mountains last weekend. So I'm good even though it's been a bizarre week at work. How about you?

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 20, 2023 08:39 PM (aBJcM)

130 Ah, thanks! Ben Had! That's so sweet! I'm blushing. But Smiling! :-)

Posted by: Iris at September 20, 2023 08:39 PM (n3DL0)

131 129 SiC, my wife and I a just got back from a wonderful vacation around the Chesapeake Bay.

I’m still looking for a job, but the last week was a nice break.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 08:42 PM (xTRSc)

132 So SiD any great stories from your Girls Weekend? Did I miss the text for bail money?

Posted by: Iris at September 20, 2023 08:44 PM (n3DL0)

133 131 SiD, I meant, for “Screaming in Digital.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 08:45 PM (xTRSc)

134 5 Good evening everyone
That picture would be a awesome 1000 piece puzzle
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2023 07:30 PM

LOL! I find myself think about pictures that way all the time! I’m addicted to jigsaw puzzles!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2023 08:50 PM (rbKZ6)

135 Lunch for next three days in the fridge. Viennas, cheese, and horseradish wrapped i spinach tortillas. Mmmm.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2023 08:50 PM (NxC5+)

136 So SiD any great stories from your Girls Weekend? Did I miss the text for bail money?
Posted by: Iris
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{{{Iris}}}

Heh. Nope. My 2 friends ended up not being able to come, one got sick (and contagious) and the other's flight got cancelled. So it was just me, mom, SIL, SIL's parents came up for Saturday, and her friend joined us for Saturday & Sunday. Wildest thing I did was take mom to Chimney Rock and make her climb up (and back down!) the 44 steps to the platform. And sit on the porch drinking wine. We did hit an Irish pub in Hendersonville.

I ate cake, gained 4 pounds which I now have to run back off. I can gain 4 pounds in 4 days, but takes 4 weeks to lose it...

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 20, 2023 08:52 PM (aBJcM)

137 Eromero, don't make me come feed you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 08:52 PM (pUs7B)

138 Ben Had, I'm using up my Y2K stash.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2023 08:55 PM (NxC5+)

139 One last thing to bring up. One of my neighbors daughter has returned from sunny California, totally fed up with the bullshit. She landed a good job in health care administration in the area, and being an Arky at heart is pleased to be back. Neighbor asked me if I could give her a little advice and coaching on a handgun for concealed carry. Kid (25) knows the basics and I felt honored. Looks like a few trips to "the shootin' holler" are coming up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 08:56 PM (0EOe9)

140 "I'm using up my Y2K stash.
Posted by: Eromero"

I've got a bucket full of coffee that's supposed to last 25 years, so I'm looking forward to trying it out along about 2044.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 08:59 PM (vFG9F)

141 bill in Arkansas, Mrs. E and I trained our west coast neighbors. It felt like freedom.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2023 09:00 PM (NxC5+)

142 If you have not been to a MoMe, Eromero is the capital G in Gentleman

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2023 09:03 PM (ju3pV)

143 I just bought some Nutrient Survival milk with a good to date of 2048. Probably be at my estate sale.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2023 09:04 PM (Ds/Wi)

144 141 Same with this kid. She returned because her income was going negative with CA cost of living, and she sure appreciates the freedom of living in a very red state. Said above, she knows the basics, a lot of .22 rifle time in and she can handle a Mossy 500 according to Dad. She just wants to feel safe at all times and thinks it's the time to carry.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 09:05 PM (0EOe9)

145 Ben Had, you're too kind, you sound like my sister.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2023 09:08 PM (NxC5+)

146 Just saw on Twitter where Abbot has declared an invasion and has deployed the national guard and the DPS to erect barriers. He says they are repelling migrants.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2023 09:11 PM (u73oe)

147 Notsothorough, estate sales are the cat's pajamas.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2023 09:12 PM (NxC5+)

148 Howdy Cafe dwellers!

Posted by: Doof at September 20, 2023 09:12 PM (oYEbH)

149 So they lost an F-35 for a while because of bad weather but it's ok because what do you expect, it's a stealth plane and we're lucky they found it at all besides that they need new engines in the best plane on the planet that sure there were delays and maybe some problems but we can't build them fast enough for demand.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2023 09:12 PM (vFG9F)

150 Just got back home.

It's beautiful out here. Anyone who has the audacity to come and visit the shithole of Seattle is welcome a drink or two and a recommendation for dinner.

If I like you, you can stay in my place on the beach, I will take time off work and show you what is the what.

Hopefully this week we will get a dusting of snow in the mountains. They are gorgeous when they sparkle and shine with new snow.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 20, 2023 09:12 PM (OdaX4)

151 148 Doof! Hey!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 09:13 PM (xTRSc)

152 Doof! Hey!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 09:13 PM (xTRSc)

Hey there!

Posted by: Doof at September 20, 2023 09:14 PM (oYEbH)

153 Tucker’s interview with Ken Paxton just dropped.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2023 09:14 PM (u73oe)

154 142 If you have not been to a MoMe, Eromero is the capital G in Gentleman
Posted by: Ben Had

X 10. And he's an amazing coach and range safety officer. Plus, Mrs E is a helluva baker.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 20, 2023 09:14 PM (OdaX4)

155 If it's your estate, it's not so much fun!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2023 09:15 PM (Ds/Wi)

156 149 We demand a total upgrade on the F35, not just for pilot safety but for the chilluns! Coulda crashed and killed chilluns, playing! Shouldn't cost more than a hundred billion or so.

Senators representing their states and most of all Lockheed Martin where the bags of money come in for the retirement fund.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2023 09:18 PM (0EOe9)

157 How’s the pickleball, Doof?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 09:20 PM (xTRSc)

158 How’s the pickleball, Doof?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2023 09:20 PM (xTRSc)

Still going well and going strong. I have weekend plans to go see a pro tourney in person and also play several games myself.

Posted by: Doof at September 20, 2023 09:27 PM (oYEbH)

159 About that F-35B mishap... weather wasn't a factor. That's bullshit. Cover story.

Also of note... was the 2 ship flight an instructor and student? If so... which one bailed? Was it a maintenance check flight? Was whatever was broken fixed? These are questions nobody is asking... or if they are, they're not being answered. There are a multitude of possible system failures that can cause a modern jet, military or otherwise to crash. Lastly, the F-35 can "auto-eject" the pilot if the aircraft determines shit's going to hit the fan. Whether it's a feature like cruise control that can be turned off or on... I've no idea.

Yea... probably not a good idea to have that feature.

Final analysis from my ass.... Marines fucked up and a cover story is being generated.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2023 09:29 PM (Q4IgG)

160 gourmand de jour

May the Lord continue to Bless you and Keep you and protector from the Evil that Fleeth at High Speeds ..

Posted by: Adriane the IBM DCFP FTW Critic . . . at September 20, 2023 09:30 PM (4Winp)

161 Nood ONT.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 20, 2023 09:31 PM (OYxA4)

162 “We apply the same laws for everyone. Our job is to pursue justice without fear or favor. Our job is not to do what is politically convenient. Our job is not to take orders from the president, from Congress or from anyone else about who or what we criminally investigate.”

You avoided saying how those laws are applied, and the rest was just you saying what your job was not. Well weaseled, Garlick.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at September 21, 2023 12:28 AM (WRM+D)

163 Those Evergreens stand out pretty sharp against those other trees

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 21, 2023 01:14 AM (FLiOE)

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