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Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Last Voyage
Edwin Lord Weeks
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 21, 2023 09:30 AM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023 09:33 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2023 09:31 AM (3ZvtX)
Quite the birth defect.
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Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
I'm guessing this is India, on the Ganges maybe, and the holy man in the turban is recently dead. He's being rowed out so that he may be buried in the river along the banks of which he's lived his entire life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2023 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)
OceanGate, where it's passengers had no idea it was a literal gate.....into the ocean.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (z3WCn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (zZu0s)
Surprised it's not cancelled for that.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (3ZvtX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (PY/t0)
Starring Robert Stack and Dorothy Malone.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054016
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (63Dwl)
The head honcho. The BIG CHEESE!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Edwin Lord Weeks
Date: 1884
Style: Orientalism
Genre: genre painting
Media: oil, canvas
Location: Private Collection
Spent alot of time in India judging from his portfolio.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (fgPXD)
Edwin Lord Weeks (1849 – 1903) was an American artist, noted for his Orientalist works.
Weeks was born in Boston, Massachusetts in 1849. His parents were affluent spice and tea merchants from Newton, a suburb of Boston, and as such they were able to finance their son's youthful interest in painting and travelling. As a young man Weeks visited the Florida Keys to draw, and also travelled to Surinam in South America. His earliest known paintings date from 1867 when he was eighteen years old, although it is not until his Landscape with Blue Heron, dated 1871 and painted in the Everglades, that Weeks started to exhibit a dexterity of technique and eye for composition—presumably having taken professional tuition.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at September 21, 2023 09:36 AM (NBVIP)
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
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Gramps was always popular among the ladies with his 9.9 Johnson.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 09:36 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2023 09:36 AM (3ZvtX)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054016
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023
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Sounds exciting!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 09:36 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2023 09:36 AM (9yUzE)
But you actually get Megan Markle, “yacht girl”.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2023 09:36 AM (XFGF7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
... to the underworld!
or
... to Hell!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 09:36 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
or relatives throwing rocks
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2023 09:36 AM (i9ffA)
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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (krqg6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (fgPXD)
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They also took his corneas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: DB - at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (geLO8)
Oh, my yes
https://is.gd/ej54JK
If I had a van, I would totally have this painted on the side.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Fredo at September 21, 2023 09:38 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 09:38 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: DB - at September 21, 2023 09:39 AM (geLO8)
They also took his corneas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (bQKgA)
Maybe that's where my brother got his cornea transplant from.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 21, 2023 09:39 AM (lqvOK)
Posted by: calvin klein at September 21, 2023 09:39 AM (krqg6)
Wouldn't want to look at this every day, you know, being 29 and all.
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Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2023 09:39 AM (I8/ZC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (PY/t0)
Oh, my yes
https://is.gd/ej54JK
If I had a van, I would totally have this painted on the side.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (9yUzE)
Needs some busty viking mourners.
Posted by: Fredo at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: From about that Time at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (4780s)
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Posted by: Cosmo Kramer
"Glistening blue. Which is amazing considering how many turds are floating in it."
- - - Jeremy Clarkson
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 21, 2023 09:39 AM (lqvOK)
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"Let's get this party started"
*waves wienie on a stick*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (xTRSc)
Looks like a funeral pyre on the far bank.
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Wife's already there. "Hurry up, let's get this over with."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: From about that Time at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (4780s)
Suti or Seti?
Posted by: Fredo at September 21, 2023 09:41 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2023 09:41 AM (PY/t0)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 21, 2023 09:39 AM (lqvOK)
*plays Doors*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 09:41 AM (ovV/V)
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 09:42 AM (gU5fc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:42 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: From about that Time at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (4780s)
Prison for murder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (9yUzE)
Would place on the side of my van.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 09:38 AM (bQKgA)
Get a room.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 21, 2023 09:42 AM (JkeTM)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2023 09:41 AM (PY/t0)
Lo they do call to me...
Posted by: Fredo at September 21, 2023 09:43 AM (zZu0s)
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Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:44 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Lord Months at September 21, 2023 09:45 AM (7srDV)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:44 AM (AMd6i)
A trip to India would likely cure you of Indian Cuisine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: From about that Time at September 21, 2023 09:40 AM (4780s)
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She's soon to be on the barbie.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:45 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 09:45 AM (ovV/V)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:44 AM (AMd6i)
Aggshully, I thought the whole point of curry was to mask the questionable meat.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023 09:45 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2023 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:44 AM (AMd6i)
A trip to India would likely cure you of Indian Cuisine.
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Same is true of China and Chinese Cuisine.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (AMd6i)
Makes you rethink Indian Cuisine.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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All the spices and curry cover up the fact that the meat is rotten.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (MaGjy)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (9yUzE)
Would place on the side of my van.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 21, 2023 09:38 AM (bQKgA)
Get a room.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
For the love of God, if Cicero's van is a-rockin', don't go a-knockin'.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (lqvOK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (MaGjy)
NERD
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (CIS44)
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Same is true of China and Chinese Cuisine.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (AMd6i)
Turned down work postings to India/China...Brazil, too.
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (AwYPR)
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Due to antibiotics it doesn't work anymore. Kills a shit ton of vultures, though.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
It seems population in a country reaching a billion is a bad idea.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (xTRSc)
To be poor in India was to have no clothes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2023 09:48 AM (PY/t0)
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Brazil has string bikinis. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:48 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 21, 2023 09:48 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 21, 2023 09:48 AM (bNf8H)
@CBSNews
Under federal sentencing guidelines, Ray Epps will face between zero and six months in prison after pleading guilty to one count of disorderly conduct.
-
I'm betting on zero.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (MaGjy)
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I believe they are over 1 billion. Something like 1.3B.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer
In the Pop-Up Video for Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf", they note that the location on the river where a native yoot is squeezing water onto Simon Le Bon's face and into his mouth ... is just downstream from a raw sewage discharge.
Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (EGPRf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 21, 2023 09:46 AM (MaGjy)
NERD
Posted by: BruceWayne
Get a room.
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (D9x5h)
@CBSNews
Under federal sentencing guidelines, Ray Epps will face between zero and six months in prison after pleading guilty to one count of disorderly conduct.
-
I'm betting on zero.
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Will anyone ask him where he makes his daily bread?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
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I suspect it's an artifact of the fact that it took a very long time for India to rise out of effective stoneage conditions with the arrival of the British. The contrast between haves and have nots got worse because the haves were 19th century and the have nots were where they had been for millennia.
I suspect the average Indian now is much better off than the average Indian at the height of the Raj, and it has more to do with the promulgation of some limited free enterprise practices in the Indian government over English mercantilism more than anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
NERD
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (CIS44)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/dVHrnSvvVHc
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
@CBSNews
Under federal sentencing guidelines, Ray Epps will face between zero and six months in prison after pleading guilty to one count of disorderly conduct.
-
I'm betting on zero.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (FVME7)
I am sure that the DOJ also forswore any and all possible future charges.
He's a DOJ agent for sure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (PY/t0)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Shouldn't you be learning about batteries?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (MaGjy)
Ya right, that was yesterday. Now it's 3 days to take one test. Cmon now!
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (CIS44)
@CBSNews
Under federal sentencing guidelines, Ray Epps will face between zero and six months in prison after pleading guilty to one count of disorderly conduct.
-
I'm betting on zero.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (FVME7)
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Zero months. Justice has been served. See, right wingers? The DOJ is completely on Trump's side. He let his instigator off without punishment!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
I suspect the average Indian now is much better off than the average Indian at the height of the Raj, and it has more to do with the promulgation of some limited free enterprise practices in the Indian government over English mercantilism more than anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
And IT Support services.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
The irony there was that the guy died from a disease that he caught by bathing in that selfsame river.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2023 09:51 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (xTRSc)
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Eat the Indian food.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 21, 2023 09:51 AM (9/y3s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 09:51 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Try to curry favor.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2023 09:51 AM (PY/t0)
Under federal sentencing guidelines, Ray Epps will face between zero and six months in prison after pleading guilty to one count of disorderly conduct.
-
I'm betting on zero.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (FVME7)
He will get 'time served' due to being locked in his house for protection from all the evil right wingers and their wild conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Under federal sentencing guidelines, Ray Epps will face between zero and six months in prison after pleading guilty to one count of disorderly conduct.
-
I'm betting on zero.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (FVME7)
He will get 'time served' due to being locked in his house for protection from all the evil right wingers and their wild conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
6 months unsupervised probation is my bet.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 21, 2023 09:52 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (ovV/V)
Odd-looking Vikings.
Is that a girl on the oars?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2023 09:37 AM (CnLzB)
Both the rower, who is rowing backwards, and the attendant appear to shirtless women, which does not jibe with "Ganges".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (2ewaR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: Boobies, FTW! at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (83IzV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
But his turban is looking fabulous, so he's got that going for him.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (MaGjy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (ovV/V)
========
"Just be excellent to each other, dudes."
-Ted Theodore Gandhi
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (LvTSG)
@CBSNews
Under federal sentencing guidelines, Ray Epps will face between zero and six months in prison after pleading guilty to one count of disorderly conduct.
-
I'm betting on zero.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:49 AM (FVME7)
========
Zero months. Justice has been served. See, right wingers? The DOJ is completely on Trump's side. He let his instigator off without punishment!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
Somewhere, Kinzinger is weeping onto his mini boner.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (KbCG3)
Looking at this painting and many others by Weeks, they would make superb illustrations for adventure stories by Kipling, Howard, and others of that genre. They remind me of the full color illustrations from the old Prince Valiant comics strip. Those were excellent.
Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
They have the room. They just don't have the culture to support that number of people. Their best and brightest tend to leave for the West.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (lQONO)
And IT Support services.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
*static on line*
"Please to be helping you."
"My name is Maurice" *mispronounced as 'moww reece'*
"What seems to be the problem?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (xG4kz)
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I believe they are over 1 billion. Something like 1.3B.
I think I heard recently that India just surpassed China as the world's most populous country. Don't remember what the number was, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (xTRSc)
I'm betting it's better than whatever RFK Jr's got.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (AMd6i)
The people who have come here, many to work at Amazon or Microsoft, are kind, and very driven to succeed. They send a lot of money home to their families. They also work WAAAAAY too much. As a whole, they also develop vitamin D deficiency.
Gross overgeneralization, yes... but they are courteous and work very hard.
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (D9x5h)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2023 09:55 AM (wPrc/)
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Now they need a socialist to replace him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:55 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (AMd6i)
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I like it. It's fun in a high-class B-movie sort of way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023
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Aggshully, I thought the whole point of curry was to mask the questionable meat.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023
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I can't help but think of Christina Applegate's remark about Ron Burgundy's cologne: "It smells like a diaper filled with Indian food!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (xTRSc)
In a good way?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 09:55 AM (lQONO)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 21, 2023 09:55 AM (BHrzb)
"Please to be helping you."
"My name is Maurice" *mispronounced as 'moww reece'*
"What seems to be the problem?"
Can he speak of the pompatous of love?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 21, 2023 09:56 AM (AW0uW)
Gross overgeneralization, yes... but they are courteous and work very hard.
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (D9x5h)
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I've observed there are two and only two kinds
- The nicest people who could hope to meet.
- Arrogant assholes who won't give you the time of day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:56 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:54 AM (xTRSc)
I looked it up this morning for an unrelated discussion and China was at 1.43 Billion and India was at 1.4.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 09:57 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 21, 2023 09:57 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023
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William Goldman, the novelist and screenwriter for this as well as lots of other films, said that there were only two real-life incidents that he thought could be translated to film successfully. The story of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid was one. This, the Lions of Tsavo story, was the other one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 09:57 AM (J2vNu)
They have the room. They just don't have the culture to support that number of people. Their best and brightest tend to leave for the West.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
And those folks are inflicting their caste rules and elitist ideas on our public discourses in IT and politics.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (xG4kz)
Kind of unsanitary
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (JMg/W)
I like it. It's fun in a high-class B-movie sort of way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
It probably would have been better in the theater. I have it on DVD at home. I like it (Man v Nature.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (zZu0s)
I've observed there are two and only two kinds
- The nicest people who could hope to meet.
- Arrogant assholes who won't give you the time of day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:56 AM (fgPXD)
Brahmins. I've had to deal with them.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (xG4kz)
*Sundar Pichai has entered the chat*
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (xTRSc)
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"LGBTETC"? Geez, I can't keep up!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:59 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2023 09:59 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (fgPXD)
Whut? Are you nuts?
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 09:59 AM (AwYPR)
*sings*
Way down upon the Ganges River
Far far away
I'm floating dead with fresh raw sewage
My wife's getting burned today
...
...
Posted by: Hindu Stephen Foster at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023
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They have the room. They just don't have the culture to support that number of people. Their best and brightest tend to leave for the West.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023
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India is dubbed a subcontinent. How big is it? If you superimposed it on a map of the United States or North America, how would it look?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 09:57 AM (J2vNu)
And then they messed with the details more than a bit. Of course, so did the guy... Paterson?
Damn, I actually remembered before I looked it up. Patterson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 09:57 AM (zZu0s)
A good high kill ratio war would benefit both countries.
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (N3zMI)
John Kerry, George Bush. yep.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu)
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Pssh.
Subcontinent. It's no bigger than me thumb.
See?
*holds thumb up to map*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:58 AM (xTRSc)
Two Man Eating Lions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 10:01 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreami
https://tinyurl.com/mvmvncxu
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 21, 2023 10:01 AM (CIS44)
Mix it with Islam, and you're going to have one seriously bizarre country.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:01 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2023 09:59 AM (i9ffA)
I liked the part where the volcano exploded and the lions surfed on the lava.
Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2023 10:01 AM (EGPRf)
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Me too. Its interesting that it is a true story versus fiction. Thought Kilmer was at his peak eye candy in this one, as well. Made Douglas look like a tiny, dirty hippie in comparison.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:02 AM (AMd6i)
https://tinyurl.com/29enc446
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Sure. Why not?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 10:02 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023
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Not just one lion, but two, or maybe it was three. I think in real life there were thought to be more than two.
Some experts have suggested that the Tsavo lions then, and their descendants today who live in that area, were and are descendants of the larger cave lions of the Pleistocene, Panthera spelea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: So much unnecessary misery and lost opportunity at September 21, 2023 10:02 AM (dhxes)
If you superimposed it on a map of the United States or North America, how would it look?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu)
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India is about one-third the land area of the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 10:03 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (xTRSc)
The national dish is chicken tikka masala
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:03 AM (ovV/V)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:04 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 10:04 AM (D9x5h)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2023 10:04 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:53 AM (fgPXD)
Whut? Are you nuts?
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Our missionaries are too busy trying to kill us. See John Brown for the archetype.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:05 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 10:04 AM (D9x5h)
Therefore making themselves the most persecuted on the planet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 10:04 AM (D9x5h)
I think we actually are starting to see some of this.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 21, 2023 10:05 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:05 AM (xTRSc)
The two Tsavo lions are stuffed and on display in the field museum of natural history in chicago.
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2023 10:05 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2023 10:06 AM (aQy7p)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2023 10:06 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2023 10:06 AM (aQy7p)
Nicely done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
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This sort of is already happening.
There's a reason why the young Catholics are disproportionately "trad" by preferring the Latin mass, veiling, etc.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2023 10:07 AM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:07 AM (ovV/V)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreami
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https://tinyurl.com/mvmvncxu
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 21, 2023
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So if you turned India sideways, it would reach from Washington, DC, to near Salt Lake City. If you orient it north to south, it would run from southern Canada to Brownsville, TX.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:07 AM (J2vNu)
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Puddin', anything you want to tell us?
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No. I just recognize how male leads compete. John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen.... they are all eye candy. The camera loves them. If they camera doesn't love you you become a waiter/waitress. Its a hard fast rule.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:07 AM (AMd6i)
No nationalities mentioned. Just "Slavic."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2023 09:31 AM
After multiple deployments to the Balkans, I can confirm that's how much of that region operates (hence, and the wars and boundary disputes). The people identify with their ethnic group first and foremost...national boundaries are a secondary concern.
An ethnic Albanian living in Macedonia will say he is Albanian, not Macedonian. I worked with a translator like this, and he didn't vote in Macedonian elections, because "he wasn't Macedonian".
The Albanians are the worst of the lot, as their people live throughout multiple countries in the region. Reminds me of the Kurds in many ways.
Posted by: Military Moron at September 21, 2023 10:07 AM (JCZqz)
They went for "classy", when the story called for a bit of natural horror injected into the enterprise.
Like the bear in "The Edge" or "The Revenant". Or maybe, when the great white finally shows up in Jaws.
That plus maybe a lion eaten Michael Douglas would've made it a classic.
BONUS! IIRC the somewhat unimpressive and fairly ratty-looking remains of the Ghost and the Darkness can be seen in Chicago's Field Museum.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2023 10:07 AM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Paladin at September 21, 2023 10:08 AM (Qb66T)
Posted by: Kids are resilient. Beat, demean, and terrorize them. Especially yours. at September 21, 2023 10:08 AM (dhxes)
Mix it with Islam, and you're going to have one seriously bizarre country.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:01 AM (xTRSc)
no wonder Sikhs, who don't agree with either have them, have had to learn to fight all the time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2023 10:08 AM (i9ffA)
Soon, the kids are going to show their rebellious side by becoming heterosexual, monogamous, Christian conservatives.
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday!
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The most subversive thing a girl can say nowadays is, "I want to get married soon, have lots of kids, stay at home to raise them right in a Christian way and love and support my husband."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 10:08 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 10:09 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2023 10:05 AM (gmo/4)
Cool. You can look in their glass eyes and say "you thought you were really somethin', didn't ya? Now look at ya!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2023 10:09 AM (0FoWg)
Ambivalent about hanging though I do like it. Thanks.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 21, 2023 10:09 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2023 10:04 AM (Q4IgG)
"I turned vegetables into bourbon."
Nice humblebrag.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:09 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:09 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Democrats at September 21, 2023 10:09 AM (xT7BI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 09:55 AM (FVME7)
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That's why he has children.
Just like Soros!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 21, 2023 10:09 AM (5cNfZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2023 10:08 AM (i9ffA)
Baaaad muthas. Had to be.
Posted by: When you're facing extermination you kinda have to get warlike at September 21, 2023 10:10 AM (dhxes)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 21, 2023 10:10 AM (5cNfZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 21, 2023 09:57 AM (zZu0s)
A good high kill ratio war would benefit both countries.
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Fauci is working on it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:11 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 10:12 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 10:12 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: When you're facing extermination you kinda have to get warlike at September 21, 2023 10:10 AM (dhxes)
IIRC, Sikhism arose after the Mogul conquest of India as a reaction to the excesses of islam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:12 AM (2ewaR)
Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2023 10:12 AM (NaH5I)
Nice humblebrag.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:09 AM (KbCG3)
Corn...vegetable or grain?
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 10:13 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 10:12 AM (63Dwl)
I suppose Eurasia + India qualifies. Since it's really all one big chunk of land.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2023 10:13 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:13 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2023 10:13 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 09:50 AM (xTRSc)
In a good way?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Bangers & Mash.
Seriously, Brits do boil most of their food. You'll starve to death unless you consistently eat other non-Brit cultural foods. Also, shitty food is why the Brits also have bad teeth, what they eat isn't good enough to keep their teeth maintained.
Posted by: BifBewalski at September 21, 2023 10:14 AM (3CCua)
Given that China just admitted that they overcounted their pop by 100 million, I'd put this as a tie within the MOE.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2023 10:15 AM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2023 10:13 AM (IG4Id)
Which would be pretty much all of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:15 AM (2ewaR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:16 AM (ovV/V)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2023 10:16 AM (WF/xn)
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Like the Exorcist on steroids.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 10:17 AM (FVME7)
Source? I'd be interested in reading about this.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:17 AM (xTRSc)
Jimmy Dean came very close to Colonel Sanders iconic appeal. Quite the Renaissance man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:17 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Yeah, but Misses British can swing a dime. *padump-ump*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2023 10:17 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2023 10:17 AM (WF/xn)
Seriously, Brits do boil most of their food. You'll starve to death unless you consistently eat other non-Brit cultural foods.
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When I was there (83-84) it was all stodge. Good breakfasts, though.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 10:18 AM (fgPXD)
How big is it? If you superimposed it on a map of the United States or North America, how would it look?
What fits into Russia?
https://youtu.be/BXqKkYYALMU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 10:18 AM (63Dwl)
Peter Zeihan, who uses the official Chinese state numbers. I don't know how you'd get ahold of them, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2023 10:18 AM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:18 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I don't know but Australia is the land down under.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 10:18 AM (FVME7)
Seriously, Brits do boil most of their food. You'll starve to death unless you consistently eat other non-Brit cultural foods.
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Explains Yankees to a tee.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:19 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:19 AM (xTRSc)
"Edwin, Lord Weeks"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2023 10:19 AM (0fXeq)
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They spice it up. Sometimes it talks to me.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:19 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: From about that Time at September 21, 2023
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Suti or Seti?
Posted by: Fredo at September 21, 2023
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Who was the British governor who told the Indians they could certainly continue the horrific tradition of suttee . . but then the British would continue their own tradition of hanging wife murderers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2023 10:20 AM (CnLzB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:18 AM
That's weird...Jimmy Dean's sausage always clogs up my exhaust port, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 21, 2023 10:20 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 10:20 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 10:20 AM (fgPXD)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 21, 2023 10:20 AM (JCZqz)
You are supposed to consume it orally, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:21 AM (2ewaR)
You are supposed to consume it orally, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:21 AM (2ewaR)
I believe there's a South Park episode about ingesting it the other way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Didn't they invent ketchup?
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 10:20 AM (AwYPR)
Ketchup was the invention of the black women who originally inhabited Britain before the whites came in and took it over.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:21 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023 10:21 AM (N3zMI)
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Did you get the runs?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:22 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:22 AM (ovV/V)
For this, we should all be grateful.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023 10:21 AM (N3zMI)
It takes great culinary skill to make such tasty buns out of those yappy little dogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (2ewaR)
For this, we should all be grateful.
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This is true. The southern English did a shit ton of deep frying as well.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:18 AM
Wife can't have it as after her gall bladder was removed, it's now on the list of "makes one vomit profusely."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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There once were. Pangaea or Gondwanaland, I think. They broke up about the time I was in high school. Big thing. It was in all the papers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (J2vNu)
The Irish probably have the best food in the British Isles.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:19 AM (xTRSc)
Have two friends of Irish descent. They're not fresh off the boat or anything but Irish heritage.
Their ability to consume anything spicy was comical. One couldn't handle pepperoni, the other thought ketchup had some zip to it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:21 AM (KbCG3)
Mammie Heinz.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (ovV/V)
Did you get the runs?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:22 AM (AMd6i)
No runs, no drips, no errors.
Posted by: Johnny Bench at September 21, 2023 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Can't argue against fish and chips either.
Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2023 10:24 AM (EGPRf)
Their ability to consume anything spicy was comical. One couldn't handle pepperoni, the other thought ketchup had some zip to it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (KbCG3)
Whataburger's spicy ketchup is da bomb......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2023 10:25 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:25 AM (xTRSc)
"President Joe Biden has drawn yet another long-shot challenger for [the] 2024 [Democrat nomination], this time a progressive anti-abortion activist who claims the Catholic president no longer stands for the 'dignity of unborn children.'"
"Activist Terrisa Bukovinac's entrance is the latest challenge to the president's reelection bid, as concerns about Biden's age mount."
""President Biden is a collaborator in a genocide. He once stood for the dignity of unborn children and yet now, not only has he become complicit in all of this, he is the top promoter of late-term abortion in this nation and around the globe, and he's not fit to lead,'" Bukovinac told Fox News in an article published Wednesday. "'In other elections, it's felt like a choice between one [candidate] or the other. It's never been that way ... This year, you have another option, and it is completely unacceptable under any conditions that we would give aid to a pro-choice Democrat.'"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
MSG ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 09:42 AM (gU5fc)
You must have a big nose.
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (T4tVD)
Where you been?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:19 AM (xTRSc)
Ain't sayin' much. LOL.
Posted by: But we don't want the Irish at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
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Napier
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (ScR16)
Jimmy Dean came very close to Colonel Sanders iconic appeal. Quite the Renaissance man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023
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I remember his variety show when I was a kid. Rowlf the puppet dog, with whom he'd always have a conversation in each show, was an early Muppet!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:22 AM (AMd6i)
No, I did not. We were very careful about what we ate and drank. We often we split entrees because Indians abhor wasted food.
Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (NaH5I)
Jimmy Dean came very close to Colonel Sanders iconic appeal. Quite the Renaissance man.
Posted by: Puddinhead
Jimmy Dean and Rowlf the muppet
https://tinyurl.com/asm9ate5
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (63Dwl)
MSG ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (bs+z0)
I believe she's had that in other stuff, so no.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2023 10:24 AM (EGPRf)
Ssssss..give us fish NOW, keeps naaasty chips!
Posted by: Gollum at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
King Harv is going with bust.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)
""President Biden is a collaborator in a genocide. He once stood for the dignity of unborn children and yet now, not only has he become complicit in all of this, he is the top promoter of late-term abortion in this nation and around the globe, and he's not fit to lead,'" Bukovinac told Fox News in an article published Wednesday. "'In other elections, it's felt like a choice between one [candidate] or the other. It's never been that way ... This year, you have another option, and it is completely unacceptable under any conditions that we would give aid to a pro-choice Democrat.'"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 21, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)
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I desperately want to hear DU's reaction to this woman, who has her own opinion on abortion, is a woman, is challenging a white man, and is a woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This is grim art.
*cancels travel plans*
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:25 AM (xTRSc)
No one's mentioned spotted dick? What's the matter w/youse guys?
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (AwYPR)
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And dilligrout.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023
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How *do* they prepare that black stuff on the bathtub tile?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:28 AM (J2vNu)
And dilligrout.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:25 AM (xTRSc)
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And solomongundy
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 21, 2023 10:28 AM (ScR16)
And dilligrout.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:25 AM (xTRSc)
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And solomongundy
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 21, 2023 10:28 AM (ScR16)
And mad cow disease.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
No one's mentioned spotted dick? What's the matter w/youse guys?
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (AwYPR)
*points to the sky*
Look at the grouse!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023 10:29 AM (N3zMI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:29 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM\
^^I know. She won't get any traction against the abortion party. The Pro-life Democrats organization still exists and gets trotted out to fool the rubes every four years.
Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2023 10:30 AM (NaH5I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:30 AM (2ewaR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:30 AM (2ewaR)
The weird font is appealing....draws the eye.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 21, 2023 10:31 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2023 10:31 AM (NaH5I)
Catsup is, I believe, Indian, derived from the word ke-tsap.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 21, 2023 10:31 AM (AW0uW)
But they did give us IPA's......which I'm no fan of, so f*ck them for that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 21, 2023 10:31 AM (AW0uW)
Curiously enough, ke-tsap is also Klingon for "indian put through wood chipper".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:33 AM (2ewaR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
Never heard of her before today, looked her up, and first pic has her in jean shorts, wearing a mask.
My first thought was.... hmmm, she thicc.
Then I found other pics of her... eeeeek! Put the mask back on.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:33 AM (6tRK7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:33 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Burnt out my taste buds during the IPA craze...now hoppy beers are just bitter.
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 10:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:33 AM (2ewaR)
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Klingon bar mitzvahs are weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
Rupert Murdoch, the 92-year-old media magnate who created Fox News, is stepping down as leader of both Fox's parent company and his News Corp. media holdings.
Fox said in an announcement on Thursday that Murdoch would become chairman emeritus of both companies. His son, Lachlan, will become News Corp. chairman and continue as chief executive officer of Fox Corp.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 10:34 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
Not fully in line with progressive orthodoxy and therefore not a real woman.
Posted by: Applies to race and sexual preference too at September 21, 2023 10:34 AM (dhxes)
Then I found other pics of her... eeeeek! Put the mask back on.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:33 AM (6tRK7)
Heifer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Two things: 1. Isn't Eric Clapton a dirty filthy foreigner?
And B. Ain't he dead already?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:35 AM (6tRK7)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:35 AM (XqcwY)
You set up a double-boiler on your stove and dump the chips in and slowly begin to melt them to use in a recipe.
Then you take a log of shit from your toilet and add it to your chocolate.
Does this make the shit edible or the chocolate inedible?
This is the picture of immigration. It does not make the third worlder an American, it only contaminates the first world and makes it shit as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 21, 2023 10:35 AM (Gf3mx)
Burnt out my taste buds during the IPA craze...now hoppy beers are just bitter.
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2023 10:33 AM (AwYPR)
I really don't want to drink anything that makes me feel like I'm eating a Christmas tree while smoking a menthol.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
Not fully in line with progressive orthodoxy and therefore not a real woman.
Posted by: Applies to race and sexual preference too at September 21, 2023 10:34 AM (dhxes)
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"I cannot believe that the Democrat Party allows for such hateful people to be part of it. We're for free expression, not fascism."
"Biden is more of a woman than she is."
"GQP plant. Whatever."
"I hope she gets aborted."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
"A pro-life woman is nothing more than an internalized misogynist."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:36 AM (KbCG3)
Two things: 1. Isn't Eric Clapton a dirty filthy foreigner?
And B. Ain't he dead already?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:35 AM (6tRK7)
Brit, so he should concentrate on his own shithole country.
But, he did get the original vax and I believe lost the use of his hands for a spell, so he's pretty anti vax.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2023 10:34 AM (63Dwl)
See, if Biden wasn't such a pervert, having corrupted one boy, killed the other, and diddled the daughter, he could pass on his empire to his kids. But no.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:37 AM (6tRK7)
You don't know what you're missing.
Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at September 21, 2023 10:37 AM (xTRSc)
But, he did get the original vax and I believe lost the use of his hands for a spell, so he's pretty anti vax.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
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Probably just supporting him because he wants to end fracking in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
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Probably just supporting him because he wants to end fracking in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
Which is amusing, since we're currently not drilling SHIT in this country in a Biden administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
"Biden is more of a woman than she is."
"GQP plant. Whatever."
"I hope she gets aborted."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
Fake but accurate.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:38 AM (6tRK7)
Yep. "She's a tool of the patriarchy just doing this for money" or something like that.
Oh I was watching an interview last night with a former doctrinaire feminist who became an anti-feminist after having a kid.
She remarked that a lot of pro-abortion nutter women have literal nightmares about getting pregnant...including herself when she was in that mindset...she even referenced Alien/Xenomorphs.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:39 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2023 10:31 AM (NaH5I)
Cream isn't supposed to have platelets.
Posted by: Blood clots. Cream doesn't clot. at September 21, 2023 10:39 AM (dhxes)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Pretty much everywhere except the computer, but winter is coming, so...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2023 10:39 AM (VwHCD)
Pretty much everywhere except the computer, but winter is coming, so...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2023 10:39 AM (VwHCD)
All good. Life happens sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/4arxx9wm
Posted by: GL at September 21, 2023 10:39 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:39 AM (XqcwY)
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"This is a sign that you are healthy, but you need to keep coming back three times a week."
-her therapist
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:40 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:40 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Not a fan of gin either I take it?
Posted by: Seems about the same flavor experience at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (dhxes)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:40 AM (xTRSc)
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Only by the press.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (ScR16)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Losing the use of one's hands... I guess it's even worse for a geeetar player, but think of all the things we use our hands for. Think of the poor sot who has to take care of certain business.....
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (6tRK7)
I guess they are happy with their "rightwing" internationalist with Sunak as opposed to their last few "rightwing" internationalists.
Of course the Indians are all happy one of "theirs" is now running Britain in a sort of reverse colonization. But maybe pagan, benighted Britain will benefit?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Iris at September 21, 2023
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Cream isn't supposed to have platelets.
Posted by: Blood clots. Cream doesn't clot. at September 21, 2023
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I know I've read a mention of clotted cream. If it's not clotted, what is it? Curdled? That doesn't sound appealing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (J2vNu)
I can only do it so many times in one night.
Sheesh. Give a guy a break.
Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (Gf3mx)
Not a fan of gin either I take it?
Posted by: Seems about the same flavor experience at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (dhxes)
No, not really.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Not a fan of gin either I take it?
Posted by: Seems about the same flavor experience at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (dhxes)
My father loves gin and tonics. Asked me if I wanted one one day. I said no and he was surprised.
"Why not?"
"Because I don't like gin. And I don't like tonic."
"Yeah, that'll do it."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:42 AM (KbCG3)
Brazil's leader was "elected" in the same manner Quid Pro Joe was "elected"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:42 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2023 10:43 AM (+66bp)
Yeah, he'll head the ticket in '24.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2023 10:43 AM (I/Qkd)
My father loves gin and tonics. Asked me if I wanted one one day. I said no and he was surprised.
"Why not?"
"Because I don't like gin. And I don't like tonic."
"Yeah, that'll do it."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:42 AM (KbCG3)
Had one once. First sip was "WTF?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
It did make me chuckle, though, that the Hindu PM had to read from the New Testament during the coronation.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:43 AM (xTRSc)
What in Sam Hill is going on here? And where is Sam Hill??
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:43 AM (6tRK7)
Maybe like cottage cheese?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (xTRSc)
https://shorturl.at/lovAQ
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2023 10:43 AM (+66bp)
Along with being a lying sack of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems about the same flavor experience at September 21, 2023
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Gin smells like Scotch tape.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (6tRK7)
Its what nightmares are made of. Every time I touch a powertool its like watching a predator trying to figure out the best line of attack on it's prey.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (VwHCD)
Then you take a log of shit from your toilet and add it to your chocolate.
Does this make the shit edible or the chocolate inedible?
This is the picture of immigration. It does not make the third worlder an American, it only contaminates the first world and makes it shit as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 21, 2023 10:35 AM (Gf3mx)
The Hershey Theory.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (ovV/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Two wrongs do not make a right.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:45 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2023 10:46 AM (CnLzB)
Sheesh. Give a guy a break.
Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2023 10:41 AM (Gf3mx)
Smoke more crack! You can do it!!
But seriously folks, is or is not the most surprising thing about Barak's sex life the fact that he's a pitcher and not a catcher?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:46 AM (6tRK7)
Posted by: Amber Heard at September 21, 2023 10:46 AM (xTRSc)
Maybe like cottage cheese?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (xTRSc)
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Sweet cream thickened by heating. It's delicious.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 21, 2023 10:46 AM (ScR16)
My father loves gin and tonics. Asked me if I wanted one one day. I said no and he was surprised.
"Why not?"
"Because I don't like gin. And I don't like tonic."
"Yeah, that'll do it."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:42 AM (KbCG3)
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This unreasonable phobia puts at risk for malaria.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:47 AM (AMd6i)
I no longer object to Garland because he's a Stalinist. I object to him because he's an idiot. BJ Clinton was a MUCH smoother and more accomplished liar.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2023 10:47 AM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:48 AM (ovV/V)
Posted by: Seems about the same flavor experience at September 21, 2023
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Gin smells like Scotch tape.
You have to find the right gin. I recommend Blue Whale.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2023 10:48 AM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:47 AM (AMd6i)
I prefer to kill it with the smokiest Scotch I can find.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:48 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:39 AM (XqcwY)
Then they should go get hysterectomies. Don't need fucking lunatics like that potentially reproducing and ruining their children anyway, if they don't murder them in the womb first.
Posted by: They're the defective ones at September 21, 2023 10:48 AM (dhxes)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:48 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2023 10:49 AM (I/Qkd)
I'm gonna regret not taking their advice.
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 21, 2023 10:49 AM (/J7WI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:27 AM\
I...don't see who we're talking about here, but nothing like this is trending on DU at the moment. In general, though, they tend to ignore cognitive dissonance inducing subjects like this unless they're front and center in the collective social discussion.
Then, they'll savage her verbally, and viciously, as a traitor, brainwashed by the right to be self-hating, etc.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 21, 2023 10:49 AM (JCZqz)
How soon before he drops his pants and pees in a corner at one of these events?
*Probably already wears adult diapers. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2023 10:49 AM (izj35)
The Hershey Theory.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (ovV/V)
The Hershey Squirts Theory.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (VwHCD)
Well, I don't know from power tools, but I do know a bowl of soup calls for the decision that perplexes us all: Left hand or right hand?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:50 AM (6tRK7)
- Arrogant assholes who won't give you the time of day.
Almost precisely like White People, then.
Wonder where they could have picked that up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 21, 2023 10:50 AM (4PZHB)
Single malt for colder weather.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 21, 2023 10:50 AM (N3zMI)
Then, they'll savage her verbally, and viciously, as a traitor, brainwashed by the right to be self-hating, etc.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 21, 2023 10:49 AM (JCZqz)
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Someone needs to start an account there to start those discussions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 21, 2023 10:50 AM (zLfni)
Agreed. Hysterectomies are 100% effective contraception.
Posted by: Amber Heard at September 21, 2023 10:50 AM (xTRSc)
_________
I can relate. I think drinking a couple every so often is why I didn't contract covid. Or any other bug.
It could also be my BAH is too high for anything to live in there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2023 10:51 AM (Q4IgG)
Single malt for colder weather.
*fist bump*
Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2023 10:51 AM (I/Qkd)
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Oddly, he didn't make the sign of the cross. I guess that's to prevent Joo Cooties.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:51 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:51 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 10:16 AM (ovV/V)
Example: They eat fresh water eels.
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2023 10:51 AM (gmo/4)
It could also be my BAH is too high for anything to live in there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 21, 2023 10:51 AM (Q4IgG)
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It is said that neither John Huston nor Humphrey Bogart got sick during the shooting of The African Queen because they drank so much so constantly while the rest of the crew all got sick pretty consistently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Rex B at September 21, 2023 10:52 AM (Gs3JA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 10:53 AM (lQONO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm increasingly of the belief he really doesn't know jack shiff about what's going on in "his" department. That he's just a figurehead, given the role as revenge of sorts, and they needed someone to sign the papers. He was willing to sign the papers, but now that all the shiff is hitting the fan, he's also becoming a fall guy, and he don't like it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 21, 2023 10:53 AM (6tRK7)
Then she had a kid and tried it and...liked it a lot. Yes it had stresses and pain points, but presuming you married the right man it had a lot more upside then being an office drone - she said this was a large part of what pushed her to explicit anti-feminism, though I'm guessing it wasn't the start since she was willing to try it in the first place.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:53 AM (XqcwY)
How soon before he drops his pants and pees in a corner at one of these events?
*Probably already wears adult diapers. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2023 10:49 AM (izj35)
https://is.gd/hvqpYC
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 21, 2023 10:48 AM (I/Qkd)
No. If you don't like it there is no "right gin." Gin is disgusting no matter how expensive. I've tried many different brands, at the urging of people like yourself, and the super top shelf was in some cases nastier on my palate than the mid-tier stuff. It's fundamentally revolting to me and many others. You like it, knock yourself out.
Posted by: It's nasty shit, all of it. at September 21, 2023 10:54 AM (dhxes)
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2023 10:51 AM (gmo/4)
Fresh water eels are also salt water eels. They migrate clean across the Atlantic ocean in their larval form, known as "elvers".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:54 AM (2ewaR)
Posted by: Rex B at September 21, 2023 10:52 AM (Gs3JA)
A "daycare" in NYC just had a child die and three others hospitalized because of fentanyl. Found some and ate it. Apparently the daycare was a front for a drug operation. From the pics in the Post, it looked it.
No clue why a parent would leave a child there.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:54 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:54 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2023 10:55 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:55 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Not advisable to drink tap water in Paris then. Not sure if it's ok now. Which is sad for a western nation.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 21, 2023 10:55 AM (roPuI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:55 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Some Russian drinker at September 21, 2023 10:55 AM (XqcwY)
An Atheist-Led Organization
Terrisa Bukovinac
Board Vice President
Terrisa is a political liberal with an activist background, including organizing nationally covered protests and nonviolent direct action everywhere from Washington DC to San Francisco. Terrisa started volunteering with SPL in 2014 and became Board Vice President in 2018. She does activist work in multiple spheres and regularly sidewalk counsels. https://secularprolife.org/team/
Ha, no.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2023 10:55 AM (izj35)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:56 AM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2023 10:56 AM (9UlRk)
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I don't like eels. They disgust me.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:56 AM (AMd6i)
Then she had a kid and tried it and...liked it a lot. Yes it had stresses and pain points, but presuming you married the right man it had a lot more upside then being an office drone - she said this was a large part of what pushed her to explicit anti-feminism, though I'm guessing it wasn't the start since she was willing to try it in the first place.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:53 AM (XqcwY)
I think there's a stigma about being a stay-at-home mom that many women can't get past. Like they're letting the team down. You can hear it in their voices anytime someone asks them what they do.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:56 AM (KbCG3)
I recently installed a whole water house filter because in my part of Soviet America the tap water sucks.
But...its safe they claim...
/Looks at the filter system and the stuff accumulating in it
//Shudders
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:56 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 21, 2023 10:55 AM (roPuI)
It's fine. In fact they have cleaned the Seine up so well that they swim in it now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 10:57 AM (lQONO)
She remarked that a lot of pro-abortion nutter women have literal nightmares about getting pregnant...including herself when she was in that mindset...she even referenced Alien/Xenomorphs.
Posted by: 18-1
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Nothing anyone can say or do will convince me that the push to make women uglier with blue and pink hair and bad tattoos everywhere and vulgar "man" type actions because feminism/GRRL POWWWRRRR isn't a coordinated effort to destroy them.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 21, 2023 10:57 AM (+MSSo)
Posted by: Paul at September 21, 2023 10:57 AM (5sBig)
Fresh water eels are also salt water eels. They migrate clean across the Atlantic ocean in their larval form, known as "elvers".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
When Ace migrated from the Ewok world to here, he became known (far and wide) as a 'shelver'.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2023 10:57 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:54 AM (2ewaR)
The ones that gyrate and make musical sounds are known as "elvis."
Posted by: Eel sing about 'is blue suede shoes at September 21, 2023 10:57 AM (dhxes)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:57 AM (xTRSc)
It is said that neither John Huston nor Humphrey Bogart got sick during the shooting of The African Queen because they drank so much so constantly while the rest of the crew all got sick pretty consistently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
In the mid 19th century, the key to discovering the true source of Cholera in London (bad recurring epidemics at the time) was realizing that the only group that appeared to be completely immune was workmen who only drank beer, and never drank any raw water.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2023 10:57 AM (i9ffA)
Don't forget pot edibles -- dogs and kids consuming stashes of that were common after it was legalized in CO, to the point that Children's Hospital ran ads on how to tell if it happened and what to do.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2023 10:58 AM (izj35)
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Where does kerosene and sterno rate on this scale?
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:58 AM (AMd6i)
Vodka does have a taste. I could do a blindfold test with different labels and countries of origin and do pretty good. I'm partial to French vodka.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 21, 2023 10:58 AM (MeG8a)
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Why are "rioters" who didn't even enter the Capitol getting harsher sentences than Epps who did?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 21, 2023 10:50 AM
I tried, but I'm banned there lol. Need to make a new email account, I guess.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 21, 2023 10:58 AM (JCZqz)
I knew there'd be at least one J6er Paul whacked off to.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 21, 2023 10:58 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 10:48 AM (AMd6i)
Chef John at Food Wishes has a nice oven method for it.
Easy to make that way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 21, 2023 10:58 AM (Gf3mx)
Not disagreeing, but it shows how deeply f*cked up Soviet America is that pushing papers around, or hell being an Instragram influencer, is a higher prestige work item then raising the next generation.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:58 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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+1, right up to the point where they become moms and realize "all of those women were lying to us, and I wonder why that is?"
Every GRLLL POWRRR chick that marries an orthodontist and no longer needs to work will quit the moment he suggests it.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 21, 2023 10:59 AM (+MSSo)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 21, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2023 10:59 AM (2ewaR)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:59 AM (XqcwY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2023 10:57 AM (lQONO)
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That would make them in Seine, then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 21, 2023 10:59 AM (ScR16)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 10:59 AM (xTRSc)
Eels are catadromous. Salmon are anadromous, they spawnin rivers then live at sea. Eels spawn in the Sargasso Sea -- all of them -- and return to live in their rivers.
Fascinating critters. Also, elver poaching is big $.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2023 11:00 AM (CnLzB)
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You accidentally make the point. There are no other people there who did the same thing and only got a misdemeanor.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 21, 2023 11:00 AM (+MSSo)
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When gin was invented everyone in London drank it, even kids. Dutch did the same. BTW - those odd fountains in Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights are stills. Distillery was magic at one time.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 11:00 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 21, 2023 11:01 AM (xTRSc)
Please learn how to write halfway-recognizable English before posting here.
Thanks.
Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2023 11:01 AM (EGPRf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 21, 2023 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 21, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2023 10:54 AM
*reluctantly adds 18-1 to The List*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2023 11:01 AM (aQy7p)
So I'm just going to come out and say it.
Clapton is wildly, hilariously overrated.
Did a few great albums in his youth, but hasn't produced anything really interesting since Slowhand back in '77.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2023 11:02 AM (n+4am)
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Guarantee she swallows.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 21, 2023 11:02 AM (AMd6i)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2023 11:08 AM (ovV/V)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 21, 2023 11:10 AM (n+4am)
Like French jokes, most of our shitty-stuff-to-say is left over from our great-uncles who went into town once during WWII.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 21, 2023 11:13 AM (4PZHB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 21, 2023 09:35 AM (fgPXD)
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The dog's there, you just can't see him buried in the guys' intestines.
Posted by: bloated fumaceous gunt at September 21, 2023 12:01 PM (nakGR)
How would you report that on the IRS form, if you were the liquor store owner?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 21, 2023 12:25 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: safristi at September 21, 2023 12:59 PM (4N35V)
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