John Fetterman Delivers a Piece of Oratory That Will Echo Throughout the Corridors of Eternity

Video below.

Senator John Fetterman delivers a powerful message in support of the United Auto Workers.

Truly inspirational!

“My message to the, the CEOs, CEOs is, you know, it's $74 million, you know, collectively earning that, you know, how many yachts can they need, you know, to, to… pic.twitter.com/FwlPdWB39o
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 19, 2023

And what a surprise, this gross cow is totally in favor of dressing like a slob:

Whoopi claims Chuck Schumer ended the dress code in ALL of "Washington" and called it a "really wonderful thing for John Fetterman."
And whines about Republicans caring about decorum. pic.twitter.com/9tZr2PHTWN
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) September 19, 2023

Lumpy is saying a lot of truly incoherent things these days.

His big sick burn is telling people "you ____ how I dress" to mean "you do things shitty."

So he's acknowledging that he dresses in a shitty, disrespectful way? The kind of way that a mentally challenged person dresses?

I dress like he campaigns https://t.co/IXgGmIRNb4
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) September 18, 2023

But it gets weirder than that. Because when leftwing shill Nate Silver attempted to defend the Fettermonster by saying he would like to join a politcal party that doesn't care what Lauren Boebert does at concerts or how John Fetterman dresses, the Fettermonster attacked him, his mentally-retarded brain apparently not comprehending that this was a defense (at least of the "partial defense" kind), not an attack.

Because he is, as previously noted, A Retard.

Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., attacked a journalist who defended how he dresses, baffling social media users.
The senator took a shot at Nate Silver, the founder of the data news site FiveThirtyEight, after Silver posted a message on X, formerly known as Twitter, defending Fetterman against people who criticize him over his outfits, which regularly consists of hoodies and gym shorts.
"Starting a new political party for people who don't give a s--- either about how John Fetterman dresses or what Lauren Boebert does in a theater," Silver wrote.
Fetterman, however, responded to the message by insulting him. "I dress like you predict," Fetterman said to Silver, who is an election and political statistician.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:11 PM

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1 Fetterlump delivering anything coherent would be a miracle.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 19, 2023 05:11 PM (qPw5n)

2 Chills went up my spine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 05:12 PM (aD39U)

3 And yet alright to drive hours to/from the UAW protest/meeting.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 05:12 PM (krqg6)

4 *considers*

It's no St Crispin's Day speech.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (GUReW)

5 Imagine water skiing behind a yacht.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (SfD1B)

6 Whoopi claims Chuck Schumer ended the dress code in ALL of "Washington" and called it a "really wonderful thing for John Fetterman."
And whines about Republicans caring about decorum.

=======

I thought decorum was a top 3 reason to get rid of Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (LvTSG)

7 Why can’t Repubs get quality candidates like him?

I mean just go down to the local retard store and pick up a couple retards and put them on the ballot.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (SBTm5)

8 *considers*

It's no St Crispin's Day speech.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (GUReW)

Which was no Animal House defense.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (aD39U)

9 Fire Bad!!!!

Posted by: Fetterman at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (og5mY)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Fetterman's intro music should be "Putting on the Ritz."

Posted by: Anon at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (sJNR9)

12 It's fine. Our elected representatives shouldn't be held to such high standards because kids do that too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

13 He should have went for "deez nuts" as his signature SICK BURN 🔥🔥🔥

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (mOkB5)

14 New York Post @nypost 3h
Susan Collins jokes she’ll ‘wear a bikini’ in protest of ‘Fetterman Rule’

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (krqg6)

15 It's part of Fetterman's charm that he dresses like a crack head from Philly trying to bum ten bucks off you and swearing he'll get square witch you next payday.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (5xURv)

16 He's my guy
And on my please stroke out soon list

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (fwDg9)

17 Willowed, but gold:
She can be quite pretty when she wants (forced) to be but she prefers looking like an over-douched washerwoman. And I could never get along with her professed attitudes. She's a woke monster.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (BdMk6)

'over-douched washerwoman' is excellent.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (GUReW)

18 Also: Fire bad!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 19, 2023 05:15 PM (xcxpd)

19 So is this the body double, or the original?

Either way, the brain is extra crispy.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:15 PM (ijgiW)

20 Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., attacked a journalist who defended how he dresses, baffling social media users..

"Starting a new political party for people who don't give a s--- either about how John Fetterman dresses or what Lauren Boebert does in a theater," Silver wrote.

Fetterman, however, responded to the message by insulting him. "I dress like you predict," Fetterman said to Silver, who is an election and political statistician.

--

They're shocked that a man with massive mental disorders has trouble understanding things.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:15 PM (SfD1B)

21 Sounds like the perfect opportunity for Dems to drag out the "Republicans savaged Obama for his tan suit" canard.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 19, 2023 05:15 PM (JCZqz)

22 When asked about the disaster in Maui, Senator Fetterman said, "Fire Bad!"

Posted by: Anon at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (sJNR9)

23 Yeah individualism
Just think exactly alike and we will all get along

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (fwDg9)

24 I don't think the Senate dumbed down their dress code specifically for Fetterman.

I think they're making room for a future Senator "Rachel" Levine, or someone with similar characteristics.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (qPw5n)

25 Fetterman's Monsters p3d0 mustache installation was a nice touch.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (SfD1B)

26 Aren't we all a little relieved though that he's not tying a tie around his neck?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (5xURv)

27 I don't care how Boebert dresses. It's her undressing I am interested in.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (kzu4f)

28 Lump might be a havering meatbrain, but he's still sharp enough to know Nate Silver is a pompous fraud.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (0FoWg)

29 8 *considers*

It's no St Crispin's Day speech.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (GUReW)

Which was no Animal House defense.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (aD39U)

And it's not In Defense of Marcus Caelius.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (/iWhV)

30 It's the friggin' Senate of the United States.
If you dress like a bum, guess what??? You get treated like a bum. Have some standards asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (uSHSS)

31 Don't lump him in with the others. Don't other him in with the lump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (63Dwl)

32 He be as dull as a used cutlass, damn all wi' a curse.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 19, 2023 05:17 PM (ScR16)

33 25 Fetterman's Monsters p3d0 mustache installation was a nice touch.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (SfD1B)

Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:17 PM (GUReW)

34 It's no St Crispin's Day speech.

-

Fetterman's Monster's Extra Crispy Day Speech

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:17 PM (SfD1B)

35 Decorum isn't my thing, and I don't care about this dress code or pretty much any dress code. Those elderly gargoyles in the Senate ought to be dressed in striped pajamas and chains, if there must be a dress code. But what's the case for abolition? What special needs does Fetterman have that requires this? Does he bite his valet when his man tries to put a suit on him? Even Mitch "Where am I? Is that you, God?!?" McConnell manages to get into a monkey suit every workday.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 19, 2023 05:17 PM (ppBhU)

36 Fetterman's office told to do the line from Wall Street "how many yachts can you water ski behind", and you can see how well that came out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2023 05:17 PM (mCz8T)

37 Fetterman's Monsters p3d0 mustache installation was a nice touch.
-

Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

--

Don't wear hoodies and gym shorts, or look like monsters.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (SfD1B)

38 I dress like he campaigns

I dress like you predict

Sick burns! The 4-bit microcontroller Dr. Fetterman took out of a 1988 Hamilton Beach Four-Slice Toaster With Automatic Bagel Setting and implanted in his finest creation must've worked overtime for hours to crank these out.

Posted by: spindrift at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (EGPRf)

39 Actually that burn on Silver is accurate and well said.

Who said it for him anyway?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

40 Can Senator Fetterman still do that trick where he puts a light bulb in his mouth and it lights up?

Posted by: Anon at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (sJNR9)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (aD39U)

42 On the Senate floor, Festerman doesn't represent festerman, he represents my mother and every mon in PA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (O1z4v)

43 15 It's part of Fetterman's charm that he dresses like a crack head from Philly trying to bum ten bucks off you and swearing he'll get square witch you next payday.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (5xURv)

———

Crack is so yesterday. Philly is awash in tranq which turns people into zombies and I’m not kidding. Watch some videos of Philly streets (a weep).

All those people turned out by the millions to vote for Fetterman because he is one of them.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (SBTm5)

44 Like someone said he dresses like that because there are no buttons or zippers to have to deal with ... Like a toddler... I didn't notice if his shoes are velcro

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (bs+z0)

45 Fetterman dresses like Joe Biden parents.

Posted by: Wally at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (hqVaF)

46 "Whoopi claims Chuck Schumer ended the dress code in ALL of "Washington" and called it a "really wonderful thing for John Fetterman."
And whines about Republicans caring about decorum."

Has that great 'defender of Senate decorum' Glitch McConnell weighed in on this change? Something tells me he hasn't.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (/iWhV)

47 I thought the replacement Fettermonster was supposed to be more coherent than the old one.

Or did they successfully reanimate the old one so the new one could have some time off?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (ou9hh)

48 Never been more embarrassed by my state.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (DYlWy)

49 He does seem to have had a Lumpendectamy, but it hasn't helped his English language comprehending

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (fwDg9)

50 Don't wear hoodies and gym shorts, or look like monsters.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (SfD1B)

Fair point.

Sam Elliott looks fucking weird when he is clean shaven though. So does Tom Selleck, but not as bad as Elliott.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (GUReW)

51 Like someone said he dresses like that because there are no buttons or zippers to have to deal with ... Like a toddler... I didn't notice if his shoes are velcro

Posted by: It's me donna

--

Dang. You're right. That's a great observation.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (SfD1B)

52 The DNC

The Dead and Numb Caucus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

53 *considers*

It's no St Crispin's Day speech.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (GUReW)

Which was no Animal House defense.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 05:13 PM (aD39U)

And it's not In Defense of Marcus Caelius.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2023 05:16 PM (/iWhV)
***

Thinking of a fraternity drinking song...
its a work in progress.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (uSHSS)

54 Obviously Fettermunster didn't write the reply to DeSantis, but you gotta admit....

Ron's take is, Fetterflutter won because he... got more votes than the other guy? That's your hot take, Ron? Really?

So disrespectful to the Worlds Greatest Deliberative Body.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (ijgiW)

55 New York Post @nypost 3h
Susan Collins jokes she’ll ‘wear a bikini’ in protest of ‘Fetterman Rule’
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 05:14 PM (krqg6)
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I would be needin' a patch for each eye, scuttle me for an octopus else.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (ScR16)

56 49 He does seem to have had a Lumpendectamy, but it hasn't helped his English language comprehending
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (fwDg9)

Kuato was the articulate one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM (GUReW)

57 Whenever I feel too smart, I watch The View.
The IQ just flees from my head...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM (MeG8a)

58 Next on the Senate floor Dianne Feinstein wearing only depends

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM (mCz8T)

59 I'm hoping we have a counter protest...maybe Lindsay Graham wears the Sean Connery outfit from Zardoz, or the orange stringy thing Borat wears.

Posted by: No One Ever at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM (JCZqz)

60 Fetterman just pawn in Game of Life.

Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM (OUiUM)

61
Fetterman, however, responded to the message by insulting him. "I dress like you predict," Fetterman said to Silver, who is an election and political statistician.

With your drawers hanging on your knees?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM (xG4kz)

62 If it's good enough for Bill Belichick......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

63 I would be needin' a patch for each eye, scuttle me for an octopus else.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (ScR16)

You're very nautical this evening, Cap'n.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (GUReW)

64 Susan Collins jokes she’ll ‘wear a bikini’ in protest of ‘Fetterman Rule’

Anything to distract from that face, baby.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (ppBhU)

65 Just a lump in the ectomy of life.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (SfD1B)

66 People of PA............... You elected this F**king Idiot over Dr. Oz??? Jesus H. you people really want to screw yourself up your own ass !!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (p3lya)

67 41

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 19, 2023 05:18 PM (aD39U)
***

Come on Mitch. Don't mince words.
Work with us.
Talk to us.
Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (uSHSS)

68 Kuato was the articulate one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM

It was Karluato. "Open your wallet..."

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (JCZqz)

69 "I dress like you predict," Fetterman said to Silver

Well, he ain't wrong.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (nfrXX)

70 It's basic human nature for it to be difficult to look at him without pity

But he's working hard to defeat basic human nature

Posted by: arminius at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (Dpgtk)

71 Starting a new political party for people who don't give a s--- either about how John Fetterman dresses or what Lauren Boebert does in a theater," Silver

..

You can take both of them with you.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (TObdq)

72 Thinking of a fraternity drinking song...
its a work in progress.
Posted by: Diogenes

On the Leland Stanford junior varsity farm!

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (ELuCO)

73
I just keep dumping Compound W on this mook

hoping he'll hurry and shrivel up and i can run the show.

Posted by: The Lump at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (QzZeQ)

74 49 He does seem to have had a Lumpendectamy, but it hasn't helped his English language comprehending

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (fwDg9)

The keeper will grow back. They always grow back.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (qPw5n)

75 Oooh. Sick burns from Freddermans twit account.

Must be a coherent staffer doing the dirty work of composing sentences.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (FCbAQ)

76 Thanks again Dr Oz for deciding out of nowhere you should be a US Senator because you were buddies with Trump.

Posted by: Equate at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (PluWO)

77 38 Sick burns! The 4-bit microcontroller Dr. Fetterman took out of a 1988 Hamilton Beach Four-Slice Toaster With Automatic Bagel Setting and implanted in his finest creation must've worked overtime for hours to crank these out.

anyone want some toast?

Posted by: talkie toaster at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (oY6Yp)

78 Never been more embarrassed by my state.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (DYlWy)

*dons paper bag*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (ovV/V)

79 Jams and a John Lennon T-Shirt for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (p3lya)

80
Daniel Webster he ain't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (MoZTd)

81 Jerry Nadler wearing assless chaps

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (mCz8T)

82 I yield My Time to my Brain Damaged Colleague from Pennsylvania, not the brain damaged colleague from California, or the brain damaged Minority Leader from Kentucky.

Posted by: Senator Blutarski at September 19, 2023 05:22 PM (sJNR9)

83 Starting a new political party for people who don't give a s--- either about how John Fetterman dresses or what Lauren Boebert does in a theater," Silver

..

You can take both of them with you.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (TObdq)

In his most recent poll Silver has this new party getting 140 percent of likely voters.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (eoQWY)

84
Like someone said he dresses like that because there are no buttons or zippers to have to deal with ... Like a toddler... I didn't notice if his shoes are velcro

Posted by: It's me donna

Velcro tabs on his disposable shit shorts ... Dark Brandon approved!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (xG4kz)

85 60 Fetterman just pawn in Game of Life.
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2023 05:20 PM (OUiUM)

Don't you DARE credit him with Mongo's insight and perceptiveness.

Posted by: Don't be disrespecting Mongo at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (dhxes)

86 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

87
Where's Lumpy's public access TV skank of a wife been lately?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (xG4kz)

88 This is the video that our era will be remembered for:

@CensoredMen 21h
Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free 🦞

twitter.com/ChefGruel/status/1704225231433531691

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (IG4Id)

89 You're very nautical this evening, Cap'n.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:21 PM (GUReW)
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It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and I aim to be keepin' the lingo goin' whiles I can. Scupper me wi' a handspike else.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (ScR16)

90 Arizona and Georgia stuffed the ballot box.
But let's be honest. Pennsylvania is just chock full of retards. Fetterman represents them well.

Posted by: Wally at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (hqVaF)

91 Congratulations dumb Pa. Voters. What a lunkhead you elected
Is there anything dumber than the American voter?

Posted by: Redenzo at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (XULQ/)

92 Like someone said he dresses like that because there are no buttons or zippers to have to deal with ... Like a toddler... I didn't notice if his shoes are velcro

Posted by: It's me donna

——-

Probably Crocs.

Fun fact: the makers of Idiocracy were looking for some shoes to show how stupid people were in the future and the clothing guy suggested a new thing called Crocs. The director loved the look and put them in the movie because they perfectly encapsulated the whole idea of the movie.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (SBTm5)

93 Fetterman, however, responded to the message by insulting him. "I dress like you predict," Fetterman said to Silver,

-

It would be interesting for someone to ask him to explain what he meant by this statement.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (SfD1B)

94 87
Where's Lumpy's public access TV skank of a wife been lately?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (xG4kz)

I was just gonna ask that

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (bs+z0)

95 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

A spelling bee.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 05:25 PM (aD39U)

96 "Jerry Nadler wearing assless chaps"

Oh Dear God no.
It's like NOT thinking of a purple elephant.

Posted by: Zek at September 19, 2023 05:25 PM (5FPX4)

97
I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

Celebrity Jeopardy, with Joe Biden, John Fetterlump, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:25 PM (MoZTd)

98 Never been more embarrassed by my state.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (DYlWy)

Hey Wyatt.
Daughter of Diogenes #2 and family made it into your town, saw all the touristy things, and made it out OK.
They had a great time too. They saw the family bell. Grandson of Diogenes #1 was awed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:25 PM (uSHSS)

99
Congratulations dumb Pa. Voters. What a lunkhead you elected
Is there anything dumber than the American voter?
Posted by: Redenzo at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (XULQ/)

*makes note*

No more celebrity candidates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (MoZTd)

100
Remember when they told us he'd be good as new in 3 months?

Well, he is ... "as new" was the very shit show on display right now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (xG4kz)

101 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

I predict a score of around 130.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (ijgiW)

102 This is what the PA GOP wanted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (O1z4v)

103 @CensoredMen 21h
Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free

--

Wait, don't lobster need fairly particular light and temperature and O2 and other conditions?

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (SfD1B)

104 "Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free 🦞"

Well... as long as it was her money and not her date paying for it...

How long do you think it'll stay free before being caught in another lobster trap?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (ou9hh)

105 96 "Jerry Nadler wearing assless chaps"

Oh Dear God no.
It's like NOT thinking of a purple elephant.
Posted by: Zek at September 19, 2023 05:25 PM (5FPX4)

Have to install plastic covers on all the senate furniture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (GUReW)

106 Yes, because being so retarded that putting on a suit is like an impracticable ask is just like public misbehavior. That Nate Silver thinks these two things are in the same category, that no one should be concerned about Fetterman's fitness for office, or that either involve purely private matters is why Nate Silver is no one's goto for hot takes. What a dumbass. Fetterman is perfectly right to insult an intellectual inferior like Nate Silver. It's just Chunk Hunger levels of dumbness. Dumbness that has to be measured in macroKohns.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (ppBhU)

107 i added a fetterman item in the sidebar, about his alleged replacement by a double.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 19, 2023 05:27 PM (KRtlO)

108 Breaking News: Ray Epps has been charged by the DOJ with one misdemeanor count of disorderly or disruptive conduct on restricted grounds. Epps is expected to plead guilty and a plea agreement hearing is scheduled for Wednesday.

Posted by: Nevyan at September 19, 2023 05:27 PM (ZS1pR)

109 I remember Monty Python's "All England Upper Class Twit sketch" which was hilarious, and commentary on the inbred, inept and entitled English class system, still alive in the 70s and early 80s.
Now that's us, without nice clothes.

Posted by: Zek at September 19, 2023 05:27 PM (5FPX4)

110 I've got a cyst on my neck I have to call the doctor about.
Unless you Morons want to start a PAC and pay me not to?

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2023 05:27 PM (FhXTo)

111 Arizona and Georgia stuffed the ballot box.
But let's be honest. Pennsylvania is just chock full of retards. Fetterman represents them well.
Posted by: Wally

Plenty of ballot stuffing here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2023 05:27 PM (ovV/V)

112 Ron's take is, Fetterflutter won because he... got more votes than the other guy? That's your hot take, Ron? Really?

So disrespectful to the Worlds Greatest Deliberative Body.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM

++++++++

They loved him big time in Philly, where the Democrat voters chase Black Men through the streets waving guns at them also.

Posted by: Senator Blutarski at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (yirW6)

113 Rodney Dangerfield played Burn's long list son on the Simpsons. He tried to get him into Yale. He asked one of the Dean's how the boy did on the test "Sir he's so stupid he spelled Yale with a 6" That would be a Biden, Fetterman match up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (mCz8T)

114 {i]This is the video that our era will be remembered for:

@CensoredMen 21h
Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free 🦞

twitter.com/ChefGruel/status/1704225231433531691
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (IG4Id)

i wish I had a crab net there at that moment.

Once it's back in the water that lobster's fair game.

Boiled and served with melted butter. YUM!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (QzZeQ)

115 I am Lump.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (Vu7A1)

116 I'd attend Fetterman's funeral in a hoodie and gym shorts, too. Just seems right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (YqDXo)

117 How long do you think it'll stay free before being caught in another lobster trap?

It'll be living on the streets, shooting heroin into its eyes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (ppBhU)

118
Nate Silver uses nifty charts and analytics to make predictions that are invariably wrong.

The Kool Kidz don't care that Nate Silver makes predictions that are invariably wrong because he uses nifty charts and analytics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (MoZTd)

119
*makes note*

No more celebrity candidates.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (MoZTd)

While Oz wasn't a great candidate, he'd have been a far better choice than this f*cktard. But, I'm sure there wasn't any ballot tampering or cheating, either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Fox News
@FoxNews
Newsom justifies Hunter Biden business deals, says using family to ‘get a little influence’ is ‘hardly unique'

-
Hell, it's an unstated plank in the Democrat platform.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (FVME7)

121 @CensoredMen 21h
Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free
_________________

She probably thought the lobster was a criminal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

122 Arrrrrrr

Where's me grog?

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (ecxfm)

123 i added a fetterman item in the sidebar, about his alleged replacement by a double.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 19, 2023 05:27 PM (KRtlO)

Heh. Must be the anti-depressants.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (ijgiW)

124 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

I predict a score of around 130.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:26 PM (ijgiW)

Combined, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (uSHSS)

125 Nate Silver uses nifty charts and analytics to make predictions that are invariably wrong.

The Kool Kidz don't care that Nate Silver makes predictions that are invariably wrong because he uses nifty charts and analytics.

The dude is USA Today for people with elite credentials.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 19, 2023 05:30 PM (ppBhU)

126 Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains
And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2023 05:30 PM (kzu4f)

127 76, even so, how could anyone vote for a literal tree stump like Fetterman? Yeah, yeah, the fraud.....I used to live there, I know too many people who vote straight D. In this case, and the Governorship, the fraud mere padded the margin.

Posted by: Captain Oveur at September 19, 2023 05:30 PM (ZlKnD)

128 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

Celebrity Jeopardy, with Joe Biden, John Fetterlump, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Wheel of Fortune.

_uck _e In The A__ Tonight

Solve it Joe.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2023 05:30 PM (cjStz)

129 "dressing like a slob"

Guilty. It's easier than dressing up, and one way to stay gray.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at September 19, 2023 05:30 PM (MvF+J)

130 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

---------

The imaginary unit or unit imaginary number (i) is a solution to the quadratic equation:

x**2 + 1 = 0; or

x = SQRT(-1).

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 19, 2023 05:30 PM (ZBLYW)

131
Newsom justifies Hunter Biden business deals, says using family to ‘get a little influence’ is ‘hardly unique'

I suppose that's a common attitude among our political class. What's the use of having office if you can't enrich yourself? Why the fuss?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:30 PM (MoZTd)

132 Arrrrrrr

Where's me grog?
Posted by: nurse ratched

$20 same as in town.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (IG4Id)

133 Merely, even.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (ZlKnD)

134 So disrespectful to the Worlds Greatest Deliberative Body.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM
______________

I believe the World's Greatest Deliberative Body is now some HOA somewhere. Congress is a very distant umpteenth on the list.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

135 He is as good as new. Wits "new-hatched" like a downy little chick just unzipped from its shell

"peep"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (xhaym)

136 Combined, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (uSHSS)

I was beginning to lose faith in teh horde.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (ijgiW)

137 104 "Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free 🦞"
Well... as long as it was her money and not her date paying for it...
Posted by: FeatherBlade

---
I thought they wanted us to eat the bugs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (VmBz3)

138 Aaargle bargle.

Posted by: Senator Fetterman's Husband at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (oFLDw)

139 Celebrity Jeopardy, with Joe Biden, John Fetterlump, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

------------

Hosted by Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (ZBLYW)

140 "Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free

Crustacean version of born free, complete with joyful band music and dancing trannies.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (pohLc)

141 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)
______________

You mispelled "depressing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

142 107 i added a fetterman item in the sidebar, about his alleged replacement by a double.
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Netflix Fetterman.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (krqg6)

143 Arrrrrrr

Where's me grog?
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (ecxfm)

Grog good!
Scotch gooder!
Redbreast best!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (uSHSS)

144 I suppose that's a common attitude among our political class.

How am I supposed to nobly serve you all if I can't get rich off my office?

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw (R. - Sicily) at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (ppBhU)

145 What are the odds that 1 or more of the Big 3 CEO/boards aren't really EV committed, but just bluffing to blow the others up?

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (FhXTo)

146 I mean, why Fetterman? Why did they have to force this clown in there? It's not like he'll do anything different than the other leftist hacks in PA.

Posted by: Clarence Murdoch at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (ZlKnD)

147 Never been more embarrassed by my state.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (DYlWy)

Stand by.

Posted by: 2024 at September 19, 2023 05:33 PM (TObdq)

148 Combined, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (uSHSS)

I was beginning to lose faith in teh horde.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM (ijgiW)

I know, right?
I clicked refresh twice and still no comment.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:33 PM (uSHSS)

149 Where's Lumpy's public access TV skank of a wife been lately?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (xG4kz)

My guess is being a high-end hirsute midget call girl for wealthy Democrat donors who are into hobbit cosplay kink.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2023 05:33 PM (0FoWg)

150 121 Fox News
@FoxNews
Newsom justifies Hunter Biden business deals, says using family to ‘get a little influence’ is ‘hardly unique'

-
Hell, it's an unstated plank in the Democrat platform.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 05:29 PM (FVME7)

Good one.. They went from "Joe never talked about business with Hunter " to "Joe listened in on a phone call with Hunters partners but only talked about the weather." " To "Joe never had any part of Hunters money making " to "It's normal using "Family" to get a little influence."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2023 05:33 PM (bs+z0)

151 I believe the World's Greatest Deliberative Body is now some HOA somewhere. Congress is a very distant umpteenth on the list.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:31 PM

Helen is holding on line 2. She wants to know if you're going to move your planter to where they are supposed to go. And about that Gadsen flag. You know the rules!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2023 05:33 PM (kzu4f)

152 David Brooks is in a bind. In the past he evaluated politicians based on their sharp pants creases.

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2023 05:34 PM (dIske)

153 "I mean, why Fetterman? Why did they have to force this clown in there? It's not like he'll do anything different than the other leftist hacks in PA."

Because his main platform plank was releasing murderers from prison.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at September 19, 2023 05:34 PM (MvF+J)

154 145 I suppose that's a common attitude among our political class.

How am I supposed to nobly serve you all if I can't get rich off my office?
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw (R. - Sicily) at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (ppBhU)

Who am I really helping by standing on principle?

At least this way, I am helping myself.

Posted by: Eyepatch McCain at September 19, 2023 05:34 PM (GUReW)

155 How long do you think it'll stay free before being caught in another lobster trap?

It'll be living on the streets, shooting heroin into its eyes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 19, 2023 05:28 PM (ppBhU)
_______________

And then will be elected to the Senate from Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

156 I mean, why Fetterman? Why did they have to force this clown in there? It's not like he'll do anything different than the other leftist hacks in PA.
Posted by: Clarence Murdoch at September 19, 2023 05:32 PM (ZlKnD)

I expect Fetterman was supposed to be a loyal mouthpiece for his backers. I bet they are ThRiLlEd to find out what they have bought.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2023 05:34 PM (xhaym)

157 What a genius! A real Einstein!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:34 PM (G0VY7)

158
My native state has decayed into a combination of nursing home, county jail and mafia neighborhood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (MoZTd)

159 131 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

---------

The imaginary unit or unit imaginary number (i) is a solution to the quadratic equation:
x**2 + 1 = 0; or

x = SQRT(-1).
Posted by: ShainS -

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Never take a SQRT to your own place. Ruins the mattress.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (VmBz3)

160 PA is really just Northern Appalachia with a boat anchor of Philthadelphia as an anchor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (IG4Id)

161 Where's Lumpy's public access TV skank of a wife been lately?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 05:24 PM (xG4kz)
______________

They're backed up at the VD clinic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

162 Who elected this incoherent shambling wreck Senator?

But enough about McConnell

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (tOEgK)

163 How is that lobster 200$? I was surprised it was big enough to catch

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (Eeb9P)

164 @157 in the 2012 elections there were districts in Philly with 110% of registered voters voting for Obama

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (mCz8T)

165 The imaginary unit or unit imaginary number (i) is a solution to the quadratic equation:
x**2 + 1 = 0; or

x = SQRT(-1).
Posted by: ShainS -

------------

Never take a SQRT to your own place. Ruins the mattress.
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (VmBz3)
***

I'm not sleeping in the puddle.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (uSHSS)

166 Setting the lobster free...can be a euphemism, you know ....

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (t459v)

167 How long does it take Fetterman to change a lightbulb?
A: Goodnight Everbody

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (G0VY7)

168 x = SQRT(-1).
Posted by: ShainS -

------------

Never take a SQRT to your own place. Ruins the mattress.
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (VmBz3)

Get one of those waterproof mattress cover bags.

Posted by: Eyepatch McCain at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (GUReW)

169 I looked at the sidebar, and DAMN YOU ACE for making me think "tanned, rested and ready to serve"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (xhaym)

170 "Newsom justifies Hunter Biden business deals, says using family to ‘get a little influence’ is ‘hardly unique'"

So if our VP and now-President is whoring out American foreign policy to America's enemies we shouldn't get too upset. Like the wife of a cheating husband shouldn't get worked up because it's hardly unique that a married man has been known to get a little side trim, you know.

Posted by: Zek at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (5FPX4)

171 101 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

I predict a score of around 130.

combined?

Posted by: anachronda at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (oY6Yp)

172 I mean, why Fetterman?

--

Same reason as Joetato and Karmella.

The people putting them there want you to know they can, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

It's on purpose.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (SfD1B)

173 *Beams with pride*

John took elocution lessons from me!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (2YtOq)

174 She paid 200 to *wink set the lobster free!

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (t459v)

175 Never take a SQRT to your own place. Ruins the mattress.
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (VmBz3)
________________

Don't tell us, tell Amber Heard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

176
:: As a resident of Pennsylvania all I can do is hide in shame ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (enJYY)

177 So Fetterman was just another ignorant leftist before his medical issues?

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (zhWvq)

178 167

Both roots are imaginary, like Fetterman's IQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (G0VY7)

179 PA is really just Northern Appalachia with a boat anchor of Philthadelphia as an anchor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (IG4Id)

Pretty accurate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (ovV/V)

180 Fettermans dress is far more reflective of the state of our country.

I'm ok with it. Stop pretending we're serious.

The suits are offensive. They are not deliberative people and they aren't honest representatives with our best interests.

It's all a lie and gimmick. They deserve nothing but disrespect.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (TObdq)

181 Crud, reverse sock failure.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (2YtOq)

182
Setting the lobster free...can be a euphemism, you know ....
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 05:36 PM (t459v)

Out: Pardoning the turkey on Thanksgiving.

In: Pardoning the lobster on Hispanic Heritage Month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (MoZTd)

183 101 I'd like to see Fetterman and Biden take an IQ test. That would be entertaining.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:23 PM (pohLc)

I predict a score of around 130.
________________

Only if Dominion does the scoring.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

184 When Fet was asked about the Biden impeachment inquiry, and mocked it "oohhhh, I'm so scared!!!," it looked to me like he had regained his marbles. But now looks like he ungained them again.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (MvF+J)

185 :: As a resident of Pennsylvania all I can do is hide in shame ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (enJYY)

We all have Our crosses to bear... I live in CA

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (bs+z0)

186 I wonder what the actual rate of vaccination was?

I suspect a lot of people did not get the vaxx, but virtue signaled that they did.

Just an idle thought from the story about the Temple University president.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:39 PM (GUReW)

187 107 i added a fetterman item in the sidebar, about his alleged replacement by a double.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 19, 2023 05:27 PM (KRtlO)

That was beautiful.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 19, 2023 05:39 PM (qPw5n)

188 :: As a resident of Pennsylvania all I can do is hide in shame ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (enJYY)
________________

I'm from California. I know your shame.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

189 Epps is expected to plead guilty and a plea agreement hearing is scheduled for Wednesday.
Posted by: Nevyan at September 19, 2023 05:27 PM (ZS1pR)

What was the point of this? For the FBI and DOJ to say the Ray Epps episode is over! No more inquiry!

Yeah, he'll get no jail time, no fine, no felony on his record and return to his job at Homeland Security Investigation division or where-ever this shit heel is from really. The press will pull its pants down and moon everyone, braying Epps was no plant - bc he was charged! Yeah, its an 'in your face', laugh out loud, too bad suckas, jaywalking ticket - but we all knew that would have to happen - to own Tucker or some such childish thing the DOJ now thinks passes for adulthood.

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2023 05:39 PM (K+UlC)

190 Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 19, 2023 05:35 PM (VmBz3)

I've said this here before, but Fetterman's Lump sounds a lot like a lesser-known Civil War battle. the union won that one because the Rebs got the Tennessee Slims pretty bad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 19, 2023 05:39 PM (T/Lqj)

191
I think they're making room for a future Senator "Rachel" Levine, or someone with similar characteristics.
Posted by: Grumpy
----

It is unfortunate that Sammy the Freak was never called to testify before Congress.

I care hear it now, 'Brave, stunning...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 05:39 PM (cALn2)

192 Dr. Pimple Popper says hello. It was quite a lumpectomy.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2023 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

193 188 :: As a resident of Pennsylvania all I can do is hide in shame ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (enJYY)

We all have Our crosses to bear... I live in CA
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (bs+z0)

One of my senators is Mitch the Glitched.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:40 PM (GUReW)

194 She could have saved four lobsters for that $200 price if she bought them right off the boat.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2023 05:40 PM (Cus5s)

195 "Newsom justifies Hunter Biden business deals, says using family to ‘get a little influence’ is ‘hardly unique'"

As Pelosi's nephew, he would know.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 19, 2023 05:40 PM (ou9hh)

196 They went from "Joe never talked about business with Hunter " to "Joe listened in on a phone call with Hunters partners but only talked about the weather." " To "Joe never had any part of Hunters money making " to "It's normal using "Family" to get a little influence."
Posted by: It's me donna

The conservative case for Biden family corruption.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 05:40 PM (FVME7)

197 The Fetterman thing is about showing Trump they can beat one of candidates BAMN. It was a late call in the middle of a campaign, and they were stuck with Quaker Frankenstein.

But I think a bonus is just the usual rubbing of our noses in it. To show us all they can install a hopelessly addled white-trash golem from the nether-realm in the Senate if they choose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 19, 2023 05:40 PM (0FoWg)

198 Still I saw yesterday of a performer wasn't Fetterman, sure the clip in this thread is him

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:40 PM (fwDg9)

199 My senators are Schumer and Gillibrand. You can understand what they are saying but you want to puke 🤮

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2023 05:41 PM (mCz8T)

200
They're in charge because they climbed to the top of a system that rewards anything but performance.
Posted by: Seriously at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (2evhb)

KPIs for C-suite candidates

- Executive-style hair
- Authoritative PowerPoint presentations
- Obsequious coffee pouring
- Loudly saying, "Right as usual, J.B.!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 05:41 PM (MoZTd)

201 "PA is really just Northern Appalachia with a boat anchor of Philthadelphia as an anchor."

Stop it, or I'll write another whiny song!

Posted by: Oliver Anthony at September 19, 2023 05:41 PM (MvF+J)

202 Turns out the Monty Python sketch Silly Party elections was a documentary.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 19, 2023 05:41 PM (T/Lqj)

203 She could have saved four lobsters for that $200 price if she bought them right off the boat.

--

I guarantee it's like electricity coming from the socket. She had no idea where to find a lobster that wasn't in one of the $100+ per plate restaurants she frequents.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:41 PM (SfD1B)

204 What was the point of this? For the FBI and DOJ to say the Ray Epps episode is over! No more inquiry!
-----

"That's already been adjudicated, there's no need to discuss this!" --- Hillary

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 05:41 PM (cALn2)

205 scary, I kind of agree with nate silver. I'm'a go get a beer.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying for decades at September 19, 2023 05:41 PM (YNbPJ)

206 Stop it, or I'll write another whiny song!
Posted by: Oliver Anthony

I'd buy that for a dollar~!

Posted by: That guy in Robocop at September 19, 2023 05:42 PM (IG4Id)

207 Yud I totally agree

Can't make me believe Fetterman has any more input in government Tham Sundowner is doing.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:42 PM (fwDg9)

208 188 :: As a resident of Pennsylvania all I can do is hide in shame ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 05:37 PM (enJYY)

We all have Our crosses to bear... I live in CA

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (bs+z0)

Terrible, ain't it? I'll trade our guv & AG to any other state...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:42 PM (G0VY7)

209 197 She could have saved four lobsters for that $200 price if she bought them right off the boat.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2023 05:40 PM (Cus5s)

When one is posturing one needs to be seen.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:43 PM (pohLc)

210 scary, I kind of agree with nate silver. I'm'a go get a beer.

Grab me one too.

Posted by: Senatrix Lieawatha at September 19, 2023 05:43 PM (nfrXX)

211 Never been more embarrassed by my state.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 19, 2023 05:19 PM (DYlWy)

Yeah...I was in Philly for a few hours last week, and man oh man...it is getting sh*ttier and sh*ttier.

It used to be a nice city...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 05:43 PM (lQONO)

212 Stop it, or I'll write another whiny song!

--

Didn't I hear that he sliced his own throat? Said something about rejecting labels or something similar, and pushed away from conservatives? Not Republicans. That I get.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 05:43 PM (SfD1B)

213 209 Stop it, or I'll write another whiny song!
Posted by: Oliver Anthony

I'd buy that for a dollar~!
Posted by: That guy in Robocop at September 19, 2023 05:42 PM (IG4Id)

https://tinyurl.com/zjzzd6n5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 05:44 PM (GUReW)

214 50 quatloos says Fetterman cannot tie a tie.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:44 PM (uSHSS)

215
The suits are offensive. They are not deliberative people and they aren't honest representatives with our best interests.

It's all a lie and gimmick. They deserve nothing but disrespect.
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (TObdq)

This is true.
Give them clown suits, perhaps
Or the racing suits with all the sponsors so we know who owns them.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2023 05:44 PM (FCbAQ)

216 Yeah?? Well, the hoodie store called, and they said they ran out of you!

Posted by: fly gal at September 19, 2023 05:45 PM (wBzHv)

217 @218 not without strangling himself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2023 05:45 PM (mCz8T)

218 Given the measures taken to plant his specific ass in a Senate seat, the level of election fuckery that Fetterman enabled in 2020 must be staggering.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2023 05:45 PM (8AONa)

219 Funny thing is he spoke yesterday and sounded "normal" Now this.....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2023 05:46 PM (bs+z0)

220 50 quatloos says Fetterman cannot tie a tie.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:44 PM (uSHSS)

To be fair, I am not good at it either. I wear a tie to funerals and weddings.

And pants.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 19, 2023 05:46 PM (T/Lqj)

221 I'm from California. I know your shame.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 19, 2023 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

Corey Booker
Bob Menendez

I hear you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 05:46 PM (lQONO)

222 "It's not a great song"

It sucked way back when Woody Guthrie wrote and sang it.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 05:46 PM (MvF+J)

223 >>> What was the point of this? For the FBI and DOJ to say the Ray Epps episode is over!

Bring the average sentence down so people can pretend it's not purely political to give granny who wandered in an open door 30 years for "parading'... they can counter that the average sentance was just 15 years, and that includes those who actually did assault cops.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 19, 2023 05:46 PM (ga8qR)

224 Velcro is the Lump's best friend.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2023 05:46 PM (tOEgK)

225 I haven't read all the comments, above, so perhaps someone else has mentioned that the United States Senate has LITERALLY capitulated to the LITERAL one-percent of its population in allowing "Senator" Fetterman to dress like a teenager at a high school basketball game. And that's how it goes all across the land in 2023. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at September 19, 2023 05:47 PM (5Xtai)

226 218 50 quatloos says Fetterman cannot tie a tie.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 05:44 PM (uSHSS)

Tie a tie? Hell, man, he can't aim his own dick. Maybe can't remember where he left it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:47 PM (pohLc)

227 219
The suits are offensive. They are not deliberative people and they aren't honest representatives with our best interests.

It's all a lie and gimmick. They deserve nothing but disrespect.
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at September 19, 2023 05:38 PM (TObdq)

This is true.
Give them clown suits, perhaps
Or the racing suits with all the sponsors so we know who owns them.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2023 05:44 PM (FCbAQ)

All voting with clown horns or nose honks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:47 PM (G0VY7)

228 The imaginary unit or unit imaginary number (i) is a solution to the quadratic equation:
x**2 + 1 = 0; or

x = SQRT(-1).
Posted by: ShainS -
-------

Now do Euler's equation

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 05:47 PM (miw4b)

229 This is true.
Give them clown suits, perhaps
Or the racing suits with all the sponsors so we know who owns them.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2023 05:44 PM (FCbAQ)
----

Cover them with bacon grease and turn loose a pack of hyenas. Maybe recreate running with the bulls, only chased by hyenas and the crowd along the streets get to play gauntlet.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 19, 2023 05:49 PM (2YtOq)

230
Yeah...I was in Philly for a few hours last week, and man oh man...it is getting sh*ttier and sh*ttier.

It used to be a nice city...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 05:43 PM

See any Kensington residents bent at the waist and completely immobile, hoping for some blood flow to their brains? It seems to be a thing on YouTube.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 05:49 PM (enJYY)

231 To be fair, I am not good at it either. I wear a tie to funerals and weddings.

And pants.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome

It's quite simple. The rabbit goes around the tree, up the hill, and down the hole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 05:49 PM (FVME7)

232 America, 2023

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 19, 2023 05:50 PM (yZpub)

233 The place I work you would be sent home if you came to work like he does - and I work Fed.Gov. I think that there are still a lot of places both private and with government that would give you a talking-to if you showed up dressed like he does. Give him a uniform with a paper hat and he'd look more appropriate.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2023 05:50 PM (oiNtH)

234 233 The imaginary unit or unit imaginary number (i) is a solution to the quadratic equation:
x**2 + 1 = 0; or

x = SQRT(-1).
Posted by: ShainS -
-------

Now do Euler's equation

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 05:47 PM (miw4b)

The equation for the best place to set an oil rig?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:51 PM (G0VY7)

235 At least, as far as I can tell, he keeps his shorts hiked up and no ass-show. For now.

Posted by: Cheri at September 19, 2023 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

236 220 Yeah?? Well, the hoodie store called, and they said they ran out of you!
======
[whispers] The Senator is in a walking coma.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM (krqg6)

237 Stop the hammering!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell, channeling John Fenstermonster at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM (ltVPJ)

238 239 Euler's identity is evidence for the existence of God. It is that profound.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM (MvF+J)

239 allowing "Senator" Fetterman to dress like a teenager at a high school basketball game.

-
Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Completely insane. He’s a spoiled child, demanding chicken nuggies for all meals and throwing a tantrum if he sees a pair of pants. What an absolute embarrassment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM (FVME7)

240 He wasn't all that coherent before the stroke. Just a bad mayor in a depressed, sad, little town near Pittsburgh. Braddock was bad when he arrived, and it was bad when he was no longer mayor. Still has a home there, I think. Private security, I'd imagine. The crime rate in that town is bad. He was never articulate. Just repeated bumper sticker slogans and cosplayed blue collar man. He's a fraud, just with a stroke ridden brain.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM (sAmhv)

241 236

Is that from the Kama Sutra?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM (G0VY7)

242 Was in center old city couple months ago, they still kept it nice but it is the tourist place

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM (fwDg9)

243 The new normal in America: Electing mentally retarded people. Clinically, not figuratively.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2023 05:53 PM (msVEq)

244 Ugh 235 not 236. Typing on a cell sucks

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:53 PM (G0VY7)

245 It's quite simple. The rabbit goes around the tree, up the hill, and down the hole.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 05:49 PM (FVME7)

This shit again?
I never did understand that explaination for tying a tie.
How about a clip-on? The tie of choice for those who don't want their tie to become a handle during an altercation.

Or just loosen the tie at the end of the night and hang it on a hanger pre-tied.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2023 05:55 PM (FCbAQ)

246 "Is that from the Kama Sutra?"

No, you're thinking of the correspondence of the prime numbers to some of the zeros of the Riemann zeta function. But that rocks too.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 05:55 PM (MvF+J)

247 I thought decorum was a top 3 reason to get rid of Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

ISWYDT

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at September 19, 2023 05:55 PM (tbtUD)

248 Kamala Sutra

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 05:55 PM (krqg6)

249 My understanding of math stops with LaPlace transforms. Then nobody can tell you how the fuck they work we are getting into the realm of magic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 05:55 PM (pohLc)

250 Ugh, 234, not 239.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 05:56 PM (MvF+J)

251 There are step-by-step pics online for many ways to do a tie.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:56 PM (G0VY7)

252 You could really be a Beau Brummel baby if you just give it half a chance.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2023 05:56 PM (KAi1n)

253
Or just loosen the tie at the end of the night and hang it on a hanger pre-tied.

Posted by: OneEyedJack

=====

But I have a headache.

Posted by: Mrs. Gold-digging Fetterman at September 19, 2023 05:57 PM (8AONa)

254 Fetterman's double.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx76m6m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 05:57 PM (FVME7)

255 From Retard to Senator in One Easy Lesson
by: John Fetterman

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2023 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

256
Yeah...I was in Philly for a few hours last week, and man oh man...it is getting sh*ttier and sh*ttier.

It used to be a nice city...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
-------

I may to blame for this. In 1967 I emerged from the subway, at City Hall, after drinking a copious quantity of beer elsewhere. My bladder was asserting itself, and the only bushes in sight were around City Hall, so, I walked behind them and watered City Hall. It's been downhill for them ever since. I don't feel as badly about it as I might.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 05:57 PM (nEklA)

257
Was in center old city couple months ago, they still kept it nice but it is the tourist place

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM

In a few months there will be lawn chairs placed in snowed-out parking spaces in the city.

Protip: Remove a snowed-out lawn chair from a Philadelphia parking spot is the equivalent of saying, "That's not what your mother said last night."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2023 05:57 PM (enJYY)

258 AW that's the Fetterman Halloween mask

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 05:58 PM (fwDg9)

259 Is that really Fetterman?

Posted by: Clueless Suburbanite at September 19, 2023 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)

260 249 I watched all 25 lectures from the excellent MIT OCW 'Systems and Signals' course, so I know a little bit about applications of LT, but I'm sure I couldn't pass the final test. I did good on the in-class quizzes though.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 05:58 PM (MvF+J)

261 Runic Cube test for elected office: Hand them a Rubix Cube, look at the colors and name just four of the them

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2023 05:59 PM (msVEq)

262 There are step-by-step pics online for many ways to do a tie.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 05:56 PM (G0VY7)

And none of them are doing that rabbity bullshit.
Also, a clip-on did save my ass from a beating in a church restroom, of all places.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 19, 2023 05:59 PM (FCbAQ)

263 There are step-by-step pics online for many ways to do a tie.
Posted by: jim
----

Reverse half Windsor.
That is all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 05:59 PM (nEklA)

264 Oh; I thought it was was going to be speech thanking people for the honor of being the winner of the award for Senate Sartorial Splendor for 2023.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2023 06:00 PM (CYmQZ)

265 260
Too long since I took those classes. Forgotten more than half the Calculus I learned.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 06:01 PM (G0VY7)

266 Runic Cube test for elected office: Hand them a Rubix Cube, look at the colors and name just four of the them
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
------

I'm reminded of the last cognizance test that I took. I wish that I could see the administrator's notes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 06:01 PM (nEklA)

267 "Philadelphia: At Least We're Not Baltimore."

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:01 PM (MvF+J)

268 You could really be a Beau Brummel baby if you just give it half a chance.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 19, 2023 05:56 PM (KAi1n)

Imma sue you.

Posted by: Billy Joel at September 19, 2023 06:01 PM (FCbAQ)

269 I will admit, my daily non-business wardrobe is a lot like Lurch's. I'm sitting here in one of my ten pairs of cargo shorts right now.

But I don't go to clients, church, hell a cruise ship dining room like this.

I wore shorts mostly until age 10, and mostly since age 55, and as little really formal as possible ('business casual' is pretty much the boss norm here) but even the Mexicans who come in after hours to clean dress better than Fetterman.

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2023 06:02 PM (8erNz)

270 260 I am really considering taking the online graded MITx engineering math courses. $100 each.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:02 PM (MvF+J)

271 238 239 Euler's identity is evidence for the existence of God. It is that profound.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 05:52 PM (MvF+J)

Agree. Learned about it in high school, and it absolutely blew my mind at the time. Still does.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2023 06:03 PM (/iWhV)

272 Forgotten more than half the Calculus I learned.
---------
But you and Julio had fun down by the schoolyard??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:03 PM (krqg6)

273 It's not their fault !!! Philly is the best. As is Jersey !!! And NYC !!! All the Eastern Seaboard !!!

Posted by: Yay Philly !!!

=====

The cream of the genetic crop crossed the Appalachians 200 years ago. It has been a slow descent driven by inbreeding ever since.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2023 06:03 PM (8AONa)

274 263 There are step-by-step pics online for many ways to do a tie.
Posted by: jim
----

Reverse half Windsor.
That is all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 05:59 PM (nEklA)

Sounds like an ilegitimate Royal
or another position from the Kama Sutra...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 06:03 PM (G0VY7)

275
I wore shorts mostly until age 10

That is the age males should stop wearing shorts. And, yes, I live on the Texas Gulf Coast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 06:03 PM (MoZTd)

276
Fetterman's double.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx76m6m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Time for go to bed!

Posted by: Tor Biden at September 19, 2023 06:04 PM (63Dwl)

277 Since Boebert is in the news...
my vote for the next gun thread Range Babe of the Week is FL Rep Anna Paulina Luna.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 19, 2023 06:04 PM (ga8qR)

278 Karl Rove: "The senate, one of the greatest deliberative bodies in the world..."

Aye.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 19, 2023 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

279 Yay! A Nephilim Thread!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) standing in for the guy that shouts Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at September 19, 2023 06:05 PM (aD39U)

280 Too long since I took those classes. Forgotten more than half the Calculus I learned.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 06:01 PM (G0VY7)

Same here, but I do remember using a laplace transformation to solve an engineering problem just once. Had to be able to tell pounds of oil in a tanker railcar with round end caps by measuring oil with an inch dip stick. That was the only time.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 19, 2023 06:05 PM (pohLc)

281 Will he get his lump a funny hat for Halloween?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 19, 2023 06:05 PM (xypP4)

282
Why are we disrespecting Shaq in the sidebar?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2023 06:05 PM (xG4kz)

283 Break it down, Camacho!

Posted by: House of Representin' at September 19, 2023 06:06 PM (rKbFS)

284 Fetterman is Caligula's horse. He's just been placed there to show you that they control everything that happens around here - and don't you forget it.

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2023 06:06 PM (K+UlC)

285 Here's some books on knots. Including a noose.

https://tinyurl.com/mrff2vhk

YMMV

Posted by: Clueless Suburbanite at September 19, 2023 06:06 PM (Q4IgG)

286 Why are we disrespecting Shaq in the sidebar?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

Yah, unfair. He knows not to take a helicopter to Tarzana!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2023 06:07 PM (IG4Id)

287 281 I'm learning digital signal processing. It's all LT. But there's plenty of software legos available to black-box it.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:07 PM (MvF+J)

288 Or knot

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:07 PM (Q4IgG)

289 I wonder if Eric Swalwell reads Fetterman's tweets and realizes how he comes across.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 19, 2023 06:07 PM (ei7q6)

290 Say what you want about my rep, but at least she fucks

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 19, 2023 06:07 PM (nnp+f)

291 LaPlace is a cis-normal construct, and discriminates against POC's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 06:08 PM (cALn2)

292 nood

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 06:08 PM (MvF+J)

293 285 Fetterman is Caligula's horse. He's just been placed there to show you that they control everything that happens around here - and don't you forget it.

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2023 06:06 PM (K+UlC)

Is he the deaf monkey, the blind monkey, or the speechless monkey?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 06:08 PM (G0VY7)

294 nood epps

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 06:09 PM (krqg6)

295 Again... about the Boebert video... why does a theater have IR cameras with tilt and pan? Is there the required signage for this? Why is the only video we see of her?

Anyone?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:10 PM (Q4IgG)

296 290
...
Euler wasn't that damn smart. Or unique.

Posted by: Yay Philly !!! at September 19, 2023 06:07 PM (vqVJ6)

Quite a few. Gauss, Bernouli to name two more

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 06:11 PM (G0VY7)

297 297 Again... about the Boebert video... why does a theater have IR cameras with tilt and pan? Is there the required signage for this? Why is the only video we see of her?

Anyone?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 06:10 PM (Q4IgG)

Pervs gonna perv?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 06:12 PM (G0VY7)

298 Ah the joys of election fraud.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 19, 2023 06:12 PM (jeAGo)

299 Give them clown suits, perhaps
Or the racing suits with all the sponsors so we know who owns them.

Posted by: OneEyedJack

Power of and compels us.

Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2023 06:17 PM (FhXTo)

300 Stinks of white privilege and racism. Yup

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 19, 2023 06:23 PM (ytSiK)

301 She's dumb as a post.
Posted by: Yay Philly !!! at September 19, 2023 06:12 PM (vqVJ6)

But she's our post.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 19, 2023 06:26 PM (Zvtjl)

302 Fetterman is the Dems braintrust. Imagine if Schumer, AOC, Pelosi, Brandon, Obama had one tenth his intellect?

Why require him to dress in a way that confines his genius? How can anyone not be dazzled by such knowledge and brilliance? If you ever wondered what the Deomorat Party stands for sit in awe and listen for a half hour to the incredible ideals of this wonder, this fountain of wisdom.

Posted by: Jane at September 19, 2023 07:09 PM (EcD5Y)

303 WTH happened to the No Math rule!?

Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at September 19, 2023 07:13 PM (L+BQ2)

304 How many water boats water ski behind a yacht. How much yacht boating does a sea need a million need to boat ski.

Ich bin ein retard.

Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at September 19, 2023 07:38 PM (MIu4T)

305 Fetterman is brain damaged, not retarded.

He wasn't born mentally disabled (aside from being a Liberal, which is a mental disorder of a different type).

He suffered a massive stroke, which destroyed part of his brain. So, he's "brain damaged". He is *not* "retarded".

Like Biden, who suffers from advanced senile dementia, he was very below par IQ prior to his affliction.

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