Biden Glitches Out at UN, Vows to Start Wearing a Hoodie and Gym Shorts to State Dinners

Biden's brain freezes during his UN speech: "The 21st century, 21st century results..." pic.twitter.com/hAJ1CiHH4U
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 19, 2023

BIDEN: "I've said we are for de-risking, not decoupling with China" pic.twitter.com/e5NZpHZqXz
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 19, 2023

Biden says he wants to work with China on "accelerating the climate crisis" pic.twitter.com/EWxRdvyuew
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 19, 2023

There's another brain-glitch at Twitchy.

The top of the ticket is powerful.

The bottom of the ticket? Equally as strong:

Kamala Harris with the granny 👵🏼 moves at her 50th Anniversary of Hip-Hop partypic.twitter.com/8Lg5XCxQ3a
— Anthony Brian Logan (ABL) 🇺🇸 (@ANTHONYBLOGAN) September 9, 2023

Wild: VP Harris refuses to name a single protection she supports for the unborn (given over 6 chances).

Then claims it is "ridiculous" that GOP says Dems support abortions up until birth. pic.twitter.com/qSXttocNMT
— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) September 11, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:00 PM

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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2023 07:01 PM (T4tVD)

2 Well, Halloween is coming up, so, I guess it's appropriate we have a zombie for resident and a ghoul for vice president.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 19, 2023 07:02 PM (2YtOq)

3 Supeh Dupeh!

Posted by: Sen Lumpy at September 19, 2023 07:03 PM (Fwuhb)

4 sheeesh!

Posted by: DanMan at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (8uzBS)

5 It’s days like today that make you want to weep.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (Fwuhb)

6 This country simply amazes me!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (UG5gA)

7 That is over the line. [CBD]

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (8erNz)

8 Umm...

Uh

.

Posted by: Glitch McConnell at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (ZV+pB)

9 deriskingaccelerating

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2023 07:05 PM (NtVYv)

10 John Fetterman sock from sidebar is HoF quality stuff.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2023 07:05 PM (YcYZY)

11 Joe Biden speeches like I dress

Posted by: John Fetterman at September 19, 2023 07:06 PM (GufPK)

12 Why is Joe wearing Brett Baier's suit?

Posted by: Konspiracy Kitty at September 19, 2023 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

13 It used to be I'd click on these videos and find out they're not quite as bad as advertised. These days, I know, without even watching, they're worse.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 19, 2023 07:07 PM (2YtOq)

14 Orange Jumpsuit and ankle. For our putative President.

And a lonely cell mate guy named Bubba or Muhammad..

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

15 Guess Sundowner just told youus he is staying with China and the country can go screw themselves

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 07:07 PM (fwDg9)

16 We need to replenish the Strategic Gibbet Reserve, and tap into it like Resident Number Two Pants...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2023 07:08 PM (3Ofdo)

17 High School Proms, with formal sweatsuits and flannel pajamas.

Slavic weddings, with the Groom and Groomsmen all in their Adibas finest.

Likely, the best dressed in any room now are going to be the 1% Bikers in their denim, leather vests, patches, pins and chains.

Slouching Towards Gomorrah; turning out to be every bit as prescient as Orwell's "1984".

Oh, and I should mention. Aloha Shirts are now the new attire for Formal Occassions.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2023 07:08 PM (e6UQI)

18 Wow, Kamala

Just wow

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 19, 2023 07:08 PM (u/nTb)

19 A different one...

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson
When you start a sentence with complete gibberish and end it with “let me be clear” 😵‍💫
https://tinyurl.com/4ts2f58t
12 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:08 PM (krqg6)

20 China is your friend... peasant.

Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2023 07:08 PM (PCK5/)

21 From the frying pan to the fire: You know it and I know it,
our next President will be John Fetterman!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 07:09 PM (TGPs7)

22 Lights are still on but nobody's home

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2023 07:09 PM (GufPK)

23 BIDEN: "I've said we are for de-risking, not decoupling with China"

Sounds like a strange bed-fellow relationship

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

24 JEM

Our enemies want to take no chances. Biden lives, and America dies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

25 Whoops, there it is. Right where I left it.

Posted by: Pawl at September 19, 2023 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

26 Orange Jumpsuit and ankle. For our putative President.

And a lonely cell mate guy named Bubba or Muhammad..
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

Hey!
That's cruel and unusual!!!

Posted by: Bubba and Muhammad at September 19, 2023 07:10 PM (uSHSS)

27 The old line about just imagine if your country were being run by a cabal of its enemies has never wrung more true.

Posted by: Crusader at September 19, 2023 07:10 PM (ibQSj)

28 If it was a reporter with a brain, she would have said to Kamala "so you would be ok with restrictions after the first trimester, because Roe didn't prevent that". But we don't have real reporters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2023 07:11 PM (mCz8T)

29 BIDEN: "I've said we are for de-risking, not decoupling with China"

That asshole is as useless as a poopy-flavored lollipop.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2023 07:11 PM (3Ofdo)

30 We are being delivered to China... on a platter.

Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2023 07:11 PM (PCK5/)

31 They are doing just fine accelerating the climate crisis with their activists, or, as I like to call them, arsonists.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2023 07:11 PM (MeG8a)

32 I'm sure Bumfuckistan and Outer Slobovia found the Bribe'em speech riveting. No body else heard it since Chyna and Russia told him to pound sand

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2023 07:11 PM (K/vLb)

33 Oh yeah, he shit my pants too.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 19, 2023 07:12 PM (aD39U)

34 Daily-ish reminder that this same media relentlessly mocked Sarah Palin, George Bush, and Donald Trump every time their speech was less than Shakesperian.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2023 07:12 PM (GufPK)

35 Kamala.

Gawd.
There are no words.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 07:12 PM (uSHSS)

36 Aristocracy in action. Biden is Manhattan and crossing from east to west, so the cops have set up road blocks at 49th street. You may not walk south on the east side of Manhattan right now.

Because the King needs clear streets.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2023 07:12 PM (A6Tux)

37 From the frying pan to the fire: You know it and I know it,
our next President will be John Fetterman!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 07:09 PM (TGPs7)

Janet Yellen. She can promise financial support during the economic collapse from the San Francisco Fed

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2023 07:13 PM (xhaym)

38 36

Because the King needs clear streets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2023 07:12 PM (A6Tux)

Peasant...

Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2023 07:13 PM (PCK5/)

39 Idiocracy in action.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 19, 2023 07:14 PM (CecP5)

40 >>Aristocracy in action. Biden is Manhattan and crossing from east to west, so the cops have set up road blocks at 49th street. You may not walk south on the east side of Manhattan right now.

Claim Asylum

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2023 07:14 PM (YcYZY)

41 Now they're also after Tim Ballard of Sound of Freedom as for Russell Brand through Vice this time not the BBC.

https://tinyurl.com/2hryhfah

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:14 PM (krqg6)

42 #34. There was a local media go-fer pumping gas into a "news" van earlier today when I stopped for a coke. He smiled...I didn't...I don't routinely smile at communists, no matter how lowly their rank.

Posted by: Crusader at September 19, 2023 07:14 PM (ibQSj)

43 Fetterman/Rosa DeLauro ticket coming to a primary near you...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 07:14 PM (TGPs7)

44 You know how you tell who the King is?? He's the one with shitty drawers...

Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2023 07:14 PM (PCK5/)

45 Good evening, horde.

I'm ashamed to admit that I probably dance like Kamala Harris, minus the "hey, girrrrrrl!" finger pointing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2023 07:15 PM (OX9vb)

46 Diogenes

Yes, there is. Nihilists. Killing the helpless gives them sexual pleasure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 07:15 PM (u82oZ)

47 Because the King needs clear streets.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2023 07:12 PM (A6Tux)

Fu*k him. He can take the subway like everyone else.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 07:16 PM (uSHSS)

48 Harder to hide incontinence wearing shorts.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Looking For The Arizona at September 19, 2023 07:16 PM (xypP4)

49 Winning Ugly: Fetterman/DeLauro 2024!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 07:16 PM (TGPs7)

50 Soon, Joe will take a dirt nap.

Then Kameltoe will be shaking her granny cooch in everyone’s faces.

Nasty stank ass ho.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2023 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

51
I see lots of furrowed-brow concern trolls saying the Republicans are have an electoral loser on abortion. How do you compromise with a party that can't tell you if a live birth in the course of an abortion has any protections?

R: 6 weeks
D: No restrictions
R: 12 weeks
D: No restrictions
R: 18 weeks
D: No restrictions. Your position is extreme and you won't compromise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 07:17 PM (MoZTd)

52 Biden is not the target you should be dialing in.

OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

53 Mollie Hemingway got rough with the NBC's Kristen Welker and the other Democrats today on abortion. Shredded them. Man, can she write.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2023 07:18 PM (A6Tux)

54 BIDEN: "I've said we are for de-risking, not decoupling with China"

Sounds like a strange bed-fellow relationship
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 19, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

I tawt you say you foah de FISTING!

Posted by: Biden's Fang Fang at September 19, 2023 07:18 PM (kVIEU)

55 Kamala cuts the rug better than Preznit Urkel

Posted by: Glitch McConnell at September 19, 2023 07:18 PM (ZV+pB)

56 "Gender Affirming Care"
"Women's Health"
"Wetland"
"Justice Involved"
If I wrote that famous book today it would be full of these fascinating phrases.

Posted by: Eric Arthur Blair at September 19, 2023 07:19 PM (7srDV)

57 There are surely some evil geniuses behind the scenes, but one would think they'd find better front line figureheads. I guess they want us to know they can get total corrupt dunderheads "elected", and we better shut up and accept it (or face prosecution/persecution).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2023 07:19 PM (Cus5s)

58 #53 Biden doesn't know what day of the week it is, what year it is, or what city he's in at any given moment.

"Biden" isn't president. What's left of him merely occupies the white house.

Posted by: Crusader at September 19, 2023 07:19 PM (ibQSj)

59 " You may not walk south on the east side of Manhattan right now.

Claim Asylum"

Do you think the Dems would change their mind about illegal entry if one of their undocumented migrants whacked ol Joe?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 19, 2023 07:20 PM (ou9hh)

60 The King is the one that can tell everyone else to shut up. That's power.
Posted by: Obvious at September 19, 2023 07:17 PM (ULLWV)
============
You think Karine Jean Pierre is King?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2023 07:20 PM (A6Tux)

61
Notice no one in the media ever says that drag-show reading hour, elementary-school porn, gender transition for kids and DEI are electoral losers for the Democrats and they need to moderate their positions?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 07:20 PM (MoZTd)

62 Via Instapundit:

BLESS HIS HEART: Howard Stern Proudly Declares He’s ‘Woke, Motherf*cker!’

Howard Stern says critics calling him “woke” are actually paying him a compliment.

Stern discussed the topic on the Monday edition of The Howard Stern Show. Stern played a clip from a fan’s YouTube video in which the fan stated that he’s a big fan of Stern but said the radio host had gone “woke.”

“I hear that a lot that I’m not good anymore because I’m woke,” Stern said.

“By the way, I kind of take that as a compliment, that I’m woke. I’ll tell you how I feel about it. To me the opposite of woke, is being asleep. And if woke means I can’t get behind Trump, which is what I think it means, or that I support people who want to be transgender or I’m for the vaccine, dude call me woke as you fucking want,” Stern declared.

“I’m not for stupidity, you know. I ran out Friday morning. I was over at CVS. Thank you, CVS. I went over there 9 a.m. and got myself that new vaccine for Covid. Fucking science. This fucking country is so great,” Stern celebrated.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 07:22 PM (TGPs7)

63 comment deleted. Over the line. [CBD]

Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (8erNz)

———-

500 million guns and 1 trillion rounds of ammo

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2023 07:23 PM (SBTm5)

64 Do you think the Dems would change their mind about illegal entry if one of their undocumented migrants whacked ol Joe?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 19, 2023 07:20 PM (ou9hh)

No...they'd make the guy a citizen. It would solve a lot of their problems.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 07:23 PM (lQONO)

65 Did Joe call the UN the un?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 19, 2023 07:23 PM (VdGjU)

66 The Gruesome Twosome: Fetterman/Stern 2024!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 07:24 PM (TGPs7)

67 Just read the Ray Epps travesty.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever." — George Orwell

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 19, 2023 07:24 PM (fwsLs)

68 There was a time I was in the Mother Teresa camp on abortion.

But Ive come to a Kipling's moment "There comes a night, even the best get tight."

Now my view is there are people who do not deserve to have children. For them abortion should be mandatory.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 19, 2023 07:25 PM (nnp+f)

69 41 I want to see the movie when it gets to streaming, but have to admit that the guy seemed sus to me when I saw him interviewed on TimCast. Doesn't seem trustworthy to me.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 07:25 PM (MvF+J)

70 California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) called “total B.S.” on the Republican claim that Democrats support and even promote abortion rights up to and after birth.

https://tinyurl.com/3hyufr86

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2023 07:26 PM (NpAcC)

71 Should get that guy from the 7-UP commercials.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2023 07:26 PM (GUReW)

72 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 24m
NEW - Anthony Fauci and his wife netted $2 million during Covid pandemic, records show - and are now worth $11 million, Daily Mail reports

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:27 PM (krqg6)

73 It is positively a shame this country is so short on competent assassins.
Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2023 07:04 PM (8erNz)

nature is gonna beat them to it on a lot of these assholes.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2023 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

74 "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever." — George Orwell

If you want a vision of people ? Just look outside your door. Look here. Western Civ is going off the rails because Western Civ, at it's most ambitious, can't leave each other alone.

I think Orwell had something with IngSoc. He understood a basic tendency of Western Civ.

Posted by: Look Around at September 19, 2023 07:29 PM (CpFOL)

75 uh-oh. I quoted a bad one.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

76 73 Keeping CBD busy.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at September 19, 2023 07:29 PM (MvF+J)

77 Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: Temple University says President JoAnne A. Epps has suddenly died after collapsing on stage during a memorial service
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72 and fully-vaxxed I assume as the university demanded it of students.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:29 PM (krqg6)

78 BIDEN: "I've said we are for de-risking, not decoupling with China"

———-

Xi’s check must have cleared.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2023 07:29 PM (SBTm5)

79 BIDEN: "I've said we are for de-risking, not decoupling with China"
........

Pull out and pray.

Posted by: wth at September 19, 2023 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

80 #77 Oh, oh. I just noticed her surname too. [She was a Woman of Color though unlike Ray who is a Fed of Choler.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:31 PM (krqg6)

81 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:27 PM (krqg6)
******
Must be from all those Fauci prayer candles sold on Amazon.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2023 07:32 PM (NpAcC)

82 NOOD Far out Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 07:33 PM (UG5gA)

83 There was a car in the local upper Middle School Parking lot with a hanging banner in their back window. It said "Harris and Biden" I thought at first it was some kind of pro Biden Admin thing and then I read the writing underneath which said "Dumb and Dumber", so not everyone in Central NJ including someone who works at a school is on board the Biden train.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2023 07:34 PM (rdRPb)

84
I think Orwell had something with IngSoc. He understood a basic tendency of Western Civ.
Posted by: Look Around at September 19, 2023 07:29 PM

/////

Orwell was miles ahead of me. I never imagined Western Civ would slide off the cliff in my lifetime.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at September 19, 2023 07:34 PM (fwsLs)

85 Comedy or crap??

Louis CK explains why he supports open borders. “My feeling is that we should open it. Let everybody pour in, but then there will be all these problems. Yes, there should be. It shouldn’t be so great here in America."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:34 PM (krqg6)

86 Orwell was miles ahead of me. I never imagined Western Civ would slide off the cliff in my lifetime.

I think Orwell saw, better than most, what was coming. He saw the crux of Western Civ. Western Civ, at its core, is not tolerant. Western Civ, at its core, is Puritan.

Posted by: Look Around at September 19, 2023 07:42 PM (CpFOL)

87 Now they're also after Tim Ballard of Sound of Freedom as for Russell Brand through Vice this time not the BBC.

The accusers need to face the same punishment that the accused would face if the allegations were true. But we are way past the concept and fulfillment of justice.

Posted by: AK at work at September 19, 2023 07:45 PM (o+IHV)

88 R: 6 weeks
D: No restrictions
R: 12 weeks
D: No restrictions
R: 18 weeks
D: No restrictions. Your position is extreme and you won't compromise.

Me: Yes my position is extreme - no abortion, babies have a right to life and I will not compromise.

Posted by: AK at work at September 19, 2023 07:53 PM (o+IHV)

89 Kamala: "I believe we should be able to make decisions based on our own best interests."

Good. I agree. Now let's apply that to guns, cars, and alcohol.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 19, 2023 09:47 PM (FXT2u)

90 Asking questions are really fastidious thing if you are not
understanding anything totally, except this post offers pleasant understanding
yet.

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