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White House Claims That, Despite Joe Biden's Legendary "Father's Love" For Hunter, He Will Not Pardon Him

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At the Bee.

No less an authority than the well-informed, highly competent White House spokesman Karine Jean-Pierre rules out any chance of Hunter Biden being pardoned for his federal gun crimes.

"Why pardon him?" she asked snottily while pretending to look through a comically-large binder featuring clipped-out pictures of Big Bird. "We already have word that the fix is in with Weiss."

Ah, of course, yes, that would be the only possible reason.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said President Joe Biden would not pardon his son, Hunter Biden, if he is convicted on felony gun charges. Earlier this week Hunter Biden was indicted by Department of Justice (DOJ) special counsel David Weiss. The three felony charges include making a false statement on a federal firearms form and possessing a gun as a prohibited individual.

Video below.

This lawyer with the Article III Project points out why they will not pardon Hunter Biden until the day he is scheduled to go to jail (if that ever happens): Because the moment Hunter Biden is pardoned, his testimony against himself cannot incriminate himself, and that means he can be forced to testify against Joe Biden in an impeachment trial, at least about the matters he's been pardoned about.

He also pointed out something else that's very important. Biden, the White House, and Democrats are claiming that if you can't prove money went directly to Biden, then he's not guilty of bribery.

Not only does that not make any sense -- mafiosi routinely direct people to pay their family members, rather than themselves -- but the law knows it doesn't make sense, and the law of bribery explicitly states that a payment made to family members is still a matter of criminal bribery.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at September 18, 2023 05:31 PM (aJxr8)

2
ESPONJA!!1!!11!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2023 05:31 PM (ENBF0)

3 Part of me is disgusted by the ridiculous prison time called for by these charges, and even the charges themselves, which are vile, overlapping, and a violation of the 2nd Amendment.

But most of me is laughing my ass off that this is in the news, and that there is even a tiny chance that Hunter Biden will go to jail.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2023 05:34 PM (lQONO)

4 Hunter Biden isn't even real.

https://tinyurl.com/29awwr6b

Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2023 05:34 PM (7zEAH)

5 The real question is if Biden will pardon himself.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2023 05:34 PM (uvJ9u)

6 And we all know that Joe Biden would never lie.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 05:35 PM (YcYZY)

7 which are vile, overlapping, and a violation of the 2nd Amendment.

But most of me is laughing my ass off that this is in the news, and that there is even a tiny chance that Hunter Biden will go to jail.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September

...

There is some version of the multiverse where Hunters trial ends up in SCOTUS and a bunch of bad gun laws get thrown out.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2023 05:36 PM (uvJ9u)

8 More stray voltage. The DOJ will never convict Hunter of anything. Joe's exposure is with the impeachment hearings.

Say hello to POTUS Kamala!

I've been pushing the meme that the Junta/Left will push out Joe "for reasons of health" because they can't stand the disclosures that will come out from an impeachment investigation. Media especially so, as they'll permanently lose all credibility with nearly all Americans. This isn't a great play for the Junta/Left, but it's a better play than the alternative.

Some of our Galactic Overlords may have their own separate agenda and overrule this, but if they do, carrying Joe into the primaries plays into Trump's hand, unless they kill Trump first.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2023 05:37 PM (K6vwr)

9 "Why pardon him?" she asked snottily while pretending to look through a comically-large binder featuring clipped-out pictures of Big Bird. "We already have word that the fix is in with Weiss."

Dang, son, that is both cruel and cromulent.

Posted by: Moki at September 18, 2023 05:38 PM (JrN/x)

10 I'm not even a big fan of that fed form whatever the number is, but if that is what they're using, it's a start. The other charges are much worse, FARA violations, bribery schemes, etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 18, 2023 05:38 PM (MeG8a)

11 >>There is some version of the multiverse where Hunters trial ends up in SCOTUS and a bunch of bad gun laws get thrown out.


While that would be great.

Where are the fucking FARA charges?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 05:39 PM (YcYZY)

12 4 Hunter Biden isn't even real.

This has all the earmarks of a Russian op.

Posted by: 51 Intelligence Analysts at September 18, 2023 05:39 PM (SrplR)

13 No nooding bastiges!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 05:39 PM (4I/2K)

14 I posted earlier today that I don't understand the thought process behind Hunter's lawsuit against the IRS. The whistleblower isn't named and is against the agency. This will be another reminder of his IRS shenanigans to the general public on top of the gun charges. How is this a good move for Hunter? Targeted and humiliated - how do you humiliate someone with no shame? People who don't pay their taxes are targeted every day.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2023 05:40 PM (oiNtH)

15 Hunter: "I love you long time Joe."

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at September 18, 2023 05:40 PM (dzZCL)

16 She's correct....Biden won't pardon Hunter in the future.

That's because he ALREADY has pardoned him and the paperwork is in Hunters lawyer safe.

Since senile Joe can kick off at a moment's notice wouldn't you already have this doc in the can?

Posted by: H8_the_deepstate at September 18, 2023 05:40 PM (AJKP9)

17 That Karine chick is a real witch. What a nasty piece of work. See her sniping at the news reporter.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2023 05:41 PM (LdYi7)

18 My uncle used to drive a Chrysler Cromulent. Could pass anything but a gas station.

Posted by: Clueless in Detroit at September 18, 2023 05:41 PM (SrplR)

19
Okay, I pardoned Holly Hunter.

Just like you told me.

Now, what did that skinny ass bitch do and did I get my 10%?

Posted by: Senile Joe at September 18, 2023 05:42 PM (QzZeQ)

20 4 Hunter Biden isn't even real.

does this mean he is a bird? perhaps one that weighs less than a duck?

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 05:42 PM (oY6Yp)

21 So the pResident is going to pardon him in 3-2-1...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 05:42 PM (evrRm)

22 Correct: Biden will not be allowed to pardon Hunter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 18, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)

23 KJP says "No pardon" for Hunter, and that answers that! So sit right back down Joey, and put your pen away.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 05:43 PM (053ci)

24 Gotta convict him first, which ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

25 "you can't prove money went directly to Biden, then he's not guilty of bribery."

More stray voltage. Bank records will show that Joe and Doctor Jill took out more from commingled accounts than they put in. In the millions.

My bet is that the bank records are on Hunter's laptop (everything else is) and that Comer & Co. are not releasing early becaue they want the Bidens to deny access, which will validate that what's on the laptop is genuine and not a Russian fake.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2023 05:43 PM (K6vwr)

26 I'll issue full pardons to Joe and Hunter, in the interests of helping this nation heal.

Posted by: President Kamala at September 18, 2023 05:44 PM (4I/2K)

27 Reporter: Will Alzheimer Joe pardon his son?

Karen John Peter: No.

Does she EVER not lie? Ever???

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2023 05:44 PM (lrmsj)

28 But most of me is laughing my ass off that this is in the news, and that there is even a tiny chance that Hunter Biden will go to jail.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2023 05:34 PM (lQONO)
===================
NARRATOR: "there is zero chance Hunter goes to jail"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 05:44 PM (053ci)

29 17 That Karine chick is a real witch. What a nasty piece of work. See her sniping at the news reporter.
Posted by: m



She has to do that in order to cover over the fact she is very stupid and lies all the time.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2023 05:45 PM (sAmhv)

30 13 No nooding bastiges!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 05:39 PM (4I/2K)

Thank you for nooding. You were our only hope.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2023 05:45 PM (LdYi7)

31 Despite Joe Biden's Legendary "Father's Love" For Hunter, He Will Not Pardon Him

Possibly, they are trying to sell us some malarky.

Some more, I mean.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2023 05:46 PM (TEvzE)

32 So you're saying there's a chance...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 18, 2023 05:46 PM (SrplR)

33 I hope to hear those sweet words of salvation before shuffling off: "Attention all planets of the Solar Federation, we have assumed control."

Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 18, 2023 05:46 PM (KAi1n)

34
This has all the earmarks of a Russian op.
Posted by: 51 Intelligence Analysts


Skidmarks of a Russian hooker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2023 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

35 I posted earlier today that I don't understand the thought process behind Hunter's lawsuit against the IRS.
Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2023 05:40 PM (oiNtH)
==================
Nice friendly settlement will yield enough to pay Abbe Lowell's fees, and leave enough left over to keep the Biden Crimes family in beach houses and Porsches for a few years to come.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 05:47 PM (053ci)

36 Joe will not pardon Hunter, and here's why it's a good thing that he's going to pardon Hunter....

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2023 05:47 PM (GufPK)

37 >>Skidmarks of a Russian hooker.


Some may argue, but I think that is Bukowski's best book.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 05:47 PM (YcYZY)

38 KJP makes The View seem intellectual.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2023 05:48 PM (lZVy/)

39 33 I hope to hear those sweet words of salvation before shuffling off: "Attention all planets of the Solar Federation, we have assumed control."
Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 18, 2023 05:46 PM (KAi1n)


THAT'S A RUSH REFERENCE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 18, 2023 05:48 PM (xcxpd)

40 doesn't anyone really believe anything biden says? didn't he pardon corn pop for popping corn in a no pop district in philascotia?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 05:48 PM (B1FKF)

41 24 Gotta convict him first, which ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah, there was an explicit big "If" in the reporter's question.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2023 05:48 PM (LdYi7)

42 Gotta convict him first, which ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: wth

No they don't, a pardon is just that, a pardon just like the plenary indulgences that were sold by the Catholic Church before Luther slapped their faces. (I think you had to be buried with the paperwork to make it work in the hereafter.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 05:49 PM (evrRm)

43 >>THAT'S A RUSH REFERENCE!


Mega-Dittoes.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 05:49 PM (YcYZY)

44 41 24 Gotta convict him first, which ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

That's right.. No need to even talk about pardoning someone who will not be convicted

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2023 05:49 PM (bs+z0)

45 Won't pardon Hunter, will go to East Palestin.

So, yeah. Hunter will be free one way or another and East Palestin can save having the trouble of a residential motorcade screwing up traffic.

Posted by: Bete at September 18, 2023 05:49 PM (KuG1T)

46 "Will the President pardon or commute his son if he's convicted?"

Posted by: m at September 18, 2023 05:49 PM (LdYi7)

47
Saudi Arabia killed any chance of Joe's reelection* by putting the pedal to the medal on crude prices with supply cuts. Hold onto your hats, it's gonna be brutal.

Another country interfering in our November 2024 election which is not China? The shrieking should be orgasmic and filled with cans of Purina and cat litter.


* 3 am results not withstanding

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2023 05:50 PM (enJYY)

48 Attention all planets of the Solar Federation, we have assumed control."
Posted by: Mick Jagger


There are no Canadian Space Hippies coming to save us.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2023 05:50 PM (FhXTo)

49 and that means he can be forced to testify against Joe Biden in an impeachment trial

Marriage between Joey and Hunter out of the question? I mean, there is that not being compelled to witness against your spouse...

Posted by: Don Lemon at September 18, 2023 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

50 Can't Congress force Hunter to show up and force him to plead the Fifth x1000, which is this context is equivalent to declaring Joe guilty in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2023 05:50 PM (K6vwr)

51 >>Saudi Arabia killed any chance of Joe's reelection* by putting the pedal to the medal on crude prices with supply cuts. Hold onto your hats, it's gonna be brutal.


Good thing we have our Strategic oil Reserves!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 05:51 PM (YcYZY)

52 "So, I've answered this question before. It was asked of me not too long ago. A couple of weeks ago? And I was very clear. And I said no."

Posted by: m at September 18, 2023 05:51 PM (LdYi7)

53 33 I hope to hear those sweet words of salvation before shuffling off: "Attention all planets of the Solar Federation, we have assumed control."
Posted by: Mick Jagger



https://youtu.be/AZm1_jtY1SQ?si=IU82OZYKDp7RPyfZ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2023 05:51 PM (sAmhv)

54 Marriage between Joey and Hunter out of the question? I mean, there is that not being compelled to witness against your spouse...
Posted by: Don Lemon

Come on Don, don't hide it. We know you're waiting to make a play for DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (evrRm)

55 He won't pardon Hunter because the drugged up freak will never be convicted.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (Wy1BU)

56 29 17 That Karine chick is a real witch. What a nasty piece of work. See her sniping at the news reporter.
Posted by: m


She has to do that in order to cover over the fact she is very stupid and lies all the time.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2023 05:45 PM (sAmhv)

She only uses hex wrenches

Posted by: Don Lemon at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

57 Karine Jean-Pierre << Pierre Delecto << idk. There aren't a lot of good Pierre's

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (GufPK)

58 The incredible part to me is that we're calmly discussing pardoning the president's son for gun felonies. And had coke in an off-limits area of the White House, which there was no reason to report. It was reported so that people would know it was there and nothing would be done about it.

I know dozens of people, and I don't think any of them have children with firearms felonies, IRS suspicious activity reports, 20 LLCs for companies that don't produce anything, or new teeth from a meth habit.

But we're discussing pardoning the president's family for these things. The man who f*cked his daughter in the shower. Our moral leader.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (SfD1B)

59 Hunter Biden did not kill himself.

Just for the record.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (Q4IgG)

60 Side show Bobette can say whatever she wants because she has no idea what that old coot is gonna do

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2023 05:53 PM (bs+z0)

61 off sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2023 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

62 Where is HUNTER! *starring Fred Dryer* when you need him?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 18, 2023 05:53 PM (DsA2n)

63
Tough love: Not pardoning a drug addict for illegal gun purchase

Posted by: WH at September 18, 2023 05:53 PM (uUKp3)

64 >>Saudi Arabia killed any chance of Joe's reelection* by putting the pedal to the medal on crude prices with supply cuts. Hold onto your hats, it's gonna be brutal.


Good thing we have our Strategic oil Reserves!
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 05:51 PM (YcYZY)

err, um, about that, chief . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 05:53 PM (4I/2K)

65 No controlling legal authority!

Posted by: Al Gore at September 18, 2023 05:54 PM (2YtOq)

66
Unspoken: "Do NOT convict my son"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2023 05:54 PM (uUKp3)

67 The Media/Left have gotten into the reflexive habit of telling lies to win the daily news cycle at all costs. But the lies here keep geting bigger and bigger and will soon overwhelm them.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2023 05:54 PM (K6vwr)

68 62 Where is HUNTER! *starring Fred Dryer* when you need him?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks



His brunette partner on that show had a great rack.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2023 05:55 PM (sAmhv)

69 Karine Jean-Pierre
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (GufPK)

But Lucky Pierre!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 05:55 PM (4I/2K)

70 No controlling legal authority!

-

It's funny, but I always misunderstood that statement. It doesn't mean at all what it's presented as. It means the law is different for them because they're them.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 05:55 PM (SfD1B)

71 >>His brunette partner on that show had a great rack.


Butterface, tho.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 05:55 PM (YcYZY)

72 If by some chance he is convicted I'm sure he wlil be getting some sort of community service or put in re-hab for a couple months like Fetterman and his "depression."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (bs+z0)

73 But we're discussing pardoning the president's family for these things. The man who f*cked his daughter in the shower. Our moral leader.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (SfD1B)
----

I think Joe pimped out his son, too.

Posted by: Al Gore at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (2YtOq)

74
Good thing we have our Strategic oil Reserves!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 05:51 PM


If those three days of supply that Joe left this country don't prove he's a great American, I don't know what further proof you need.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (enJYY)

75 no way a dem will be convicted of a gun charge in d.c.

they'd convict trump of sneezing and not saying 'excuse me' before they'd convict hunter.

too much to quote but here is what happened to d.c. mayor marion barry in 1992 (goes to a dept of justice website):

https://tinyurl.com/58f8mptf

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (B1FKF)

76 Another missing jet or two ought to put an end to all this Hunter talk.

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (JojsZ)

77 Its always cute that Democrats suddenly remember that supply and demand curves *work* when they need to invoke the Strategic Reserve to reduce gas prices and influence elections.

5 minutes later, the Democrats go back to destroying the economy by pretending that supply and demand curves are completely fictitious and have no bearing on economic behavior.

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (ibQSj)

78 76 Another missing jet or two ought to put an end to all this Hunter talk.

no good. they can't indict trump for it.

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 05:57 PM (oY6Yp)

79 75 no way a dem will be convicted of a gun charge in d.c.

they'd convict trump of sneezing and not saying 'excuse me' before they'd convict hunter.

too much to quote but here is what happened to d.c. mayor marion barry in 1992 (goes to a dept of justice website):

https://tinyurl.com/58f8mptf
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (B1FKF)

B*tch set him up!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2023 05:57 PM (LdYi7)

80 Hunter Biden did not kill himself.

Just for the record.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM (Q4IgG)
........

that speedball syringe just flew in out of the sky and stabbed him in the arm. Pure coincidence.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

81 Karine Jean-Pierre
Posted by: Joe,
-------

Baghdad Bob...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2023 05:57 PM (oo0rP)

82 The Media/Left have gotten into the reflexive habit of telling lies to win the daily news cycle at all costs. But the lies here keep geting bigger and bigger and will soon overwhelm them.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2023 05:54 PM (K6vwr)

There are no American tanks within 500 miles of Baghdad!

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at September 18, 2023 05:57 PM (4I/2K)

83 no good. they can't indict trump for it.
Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 05:57 PM (oY6Yp)

I don't know about that...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2023 05:57 PM (bs+z0)

84 Joe thought the shell companies were enough protection, so he "did a Joe" and bragged about firing the Ukranian prosecutor. Hunter's laptop is like Monica's blue dress.

Must be a lot of love for Hunter from Stepmother-of-the-year Doctor Jill right now. I have fentanyl overdose on my bingo card.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2023 05:58 PM (K6vwr)

85 Biden will not Pardon is son because he will never be Convicted..... So in this case Biden is not lying !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at September 18, 2023 05:58 PM (Js3tc)

86 76 Another missing jet or two ought to put an end to all this Hunter talk.
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (JojsZ)

Hmm.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2023 05:58 PM (LdYi7)

87 well, I'm out again. Been sick all weekend (and late last week).
Called a nurse practioner, and what does she say?
her: "do you have a cough?"
me: "no"
her "how about nasal discharge"
me: "some, but hard to tell with my allergies"
her: "hmm. With the sinus headache and earache...might be COVID!"
me: "I had that before. They gave me monoclonal antibodies"
her: "Oh those don't work...I mean don't work on the current variants"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2023 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

88 >>her: "Oh those don't work...I mean don't work on the current variants"


me: OK. Well. I'm off to the Farm Supply. Thanks.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 06:00 PM (YcYZY)

89 re 57: i liked pierre franey's cooking show on pbs years ago. he once mentioned that in his ny times column, he gave a chili recipe. he said he got a lot of letters from people who said it was the best chili they ever had, before he realized he left out the chili.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:00 PM (B1FKF)

90 /Chakra laden sock

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 18, 2023 06:00 PM (2YtOq)

91 38 KJP makes The View seem intellectual.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2023 05:48 PM (lZVy/)


KJP has a simple script of the same talking points, day after day. After over a year on the job, she still can't remember her script. She needs to look at a page in her humongous notebook to say anything more than, Hi, See you tomorrow, and This President is amazing! I would not be surprised if there are notes on pages telling her to giggle after particular sentences.

Posted by: GL at September 18, 2023 06:00 PM (5fDan)

92 So did Karine find herself another rugburner, or is she still cleaning her own carpet?

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

93 No point in a pardon until he is found guilty and doubt that will happen in the Biden Crime Family administration

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:00 PM (fwDg9)

94 covid current version is bs-24/7/365

wish i remembered where i saw that.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:01 PM (B1FKF)

95 74 If those three days of supply that Joe left this country don't prove he's a great American, I don't know what further proof you need.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at


word.

Posted by: hammond egger at September 18, 2023 06:01 PM (oY6Yp)

96 81 Karine Jean-Pierre
Posted by: Joe,
-------

Baghdad Bob...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2023 05:57 PM (oo0rP)
***

The difference is Baghdad Bob knew he was BSing everyone. KJP actually believes her own crap.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (uSHSS)

97 Hunt would have a deal. If was convicted to serve anything, it would be at a minimum security site, such as Ft. Dix, & for about a minute and/or pardoned immediately by the next progressive President.

News wttw: 9/15/23" "Cash Bail Officially Ends in Illinois Monday. Here’s What You Need to Know." Last evening, a tv station interviewed a gentleman from Illinois who had illegally purchased a gun for protection. As no cash bond went into effect in the state (the 1st in the nation), he was freed before pre-trial.

Quid pro quo, votes for Joe even though he helped slap many people in jail, and the nut from New Mexico wants to ban legal carrying.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (GshMh)

98 What a clown show.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (rj6Yv)

99 92 So did Karine find herself another rugburner, or is she still cleaning her own carpet?

argh. now i need some mind bleach so i can give myself a good brainwashing.

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (oY6Yp)

100
But we're discussing pardoning the president's family for these things. The man who f*cked his daughter in the shower. Our moral leader.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 05:52 PM ]/i]

Come on...there's no actual proof he f*cked her in the shower. Just her diary which mentions her waiting until late at night to go anywhere near the shower because he would climb in the shower with her.

*This* is why people justifiably end up in prison in Washington, DC. Falsehoods.

Posted by: Our Media Factcheckers at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (enJYY)

101 No need to pardon Hunter if the fix is in and he won't be found guilty in the first place.


Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (gmo/4)

102 her: "hmm. With the sinus headache and earache...might be COVID!"
me: "I had that before. They gave me monoclonal antibodies"
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

For some reason I had a coworker on COVID quarantine from work a couple weeks ago. Why are people still testing and reporting!? Why is my giant stupid company still asking for people to report!? I'm really done with clown world.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 18, 2023 06:03 PM (j1OcM)

103 Those don't work on the current variants of the virus from four years ago. Or something.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 06:03 PM (SfD1B)

104 76 Another missing jet or two ought to put an end to all this Hunter talk.
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (JojsZ)

We're trying to collect them all!

Posted by: CCP at September 18, 2023 06:03 PM (z+89e)

105 Do you "Reach", DaveA??

[makes maple leaf symbol with hands]

🤟🖕🖖

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:03 PM (krqg6)

106
If those three days of supply that Joe left this country don't prove he's a great American, I don't know what further proof you need.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 18, 2023 05:56 PM (enJYY)

-------

Yeah, well look, Fat, how many of you have a three days supply for the entire country in your stash?

That's right, Jack, I'm the best president of all time.

My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 18, 2023 06:03 PM (RLLZj)

107 Tiny Aztec spitfire has spirit:
youtube.com/watch?v=SMMfpzOvtFc

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at September 18, 2023 06:03 PM (MvF+J)

108 At the hospital they are pushing flu shots now. I get one every year but now I'm thinking nah. I don't trust any of these companies now and wouldn't be at all surprised if they got "creative" with the flu vaccine. Will have to claim religious exemption like I did with COVID shot and fill out a bunch of paperwork.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2023 06:03 PM (oiNtH)

109 What a clown show.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (rj6Yv)

*glares* *mutters inaudibly under breath*

Posted by: Sideshow Bob at September 18, 2023 06:04 PM (4I/2K)

110 Raggity Karine is as dumb as a box of hammers

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

111 Why are people still testing and reporting!?

==

This. Refusing to comply with testing is the only way this silliness ends.

Some folks LOVE it, though. It gives them purpose. They've already got their masks on.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 06:04 PM (SfD1B)

112 and be honest, if you guys were attracted to black women, you'd think katrin john petridish was cute, even if she was still as dumb as a box of jerk chicken and twice as briny

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:04 PM (B1FKF)

113 What a clown show.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (rj6Yv


***

Hey! Watch it bub!

Posted by: Clowns of America, Assc. at September 18, 2023 06:04 PM (uSHSS)

114 She is good to spout talking points and that is it.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:05 PM (fwDg9)

115 We don't even need a transcript for the daily White House briefings. Just a video of the Moppet smiling and shaking her curls with an occasional grimace, with Yackety Sax for a soundtrack.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2023 06:05 PM (rj6Yv)

116 and be honest, if you guys were attracted to black women, you'd think katrin john petridish was cute, even if she was still as dumb as a box of jerk chicken and twice as briny
Posted by: gnats local 678

-

I'm attracted to attractive women.

Toilet Brush isn't one.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 06:05 PM (SfD1B)

117 49 and that means he can be forced to testify against Joe Biden in an impeachment trial

Marriage between Joey and Hunter out of the question? I mean, there is that not being compelled to witness against your spouse...


hmm. perhaps this is the *real* reason behind the push for same-sex marriages...

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 06:05 PM (oY6Yp)

118 Now, the story is if you have Neanderthal genes, you're more likely to have a serious bout of COVID.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

119 re 110: when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like anal

my word as a biden

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (B1FKF)

120 What's the point of a press secretary these days anyway. Just get ChatGPT to do it.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (GufPK)

121 Well, I, I mean, I don’t love him THAT much.

Come on! You know the thing.

Posted by: President Joe Biden at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (/WTkl)

122 re 116: you made me laugh at that

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:07 PM (B1FKF)

123 re 110: when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like anal

my word as a biden
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (B1FKF)

This gets me all tingly.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at September 18, 2023 06:07 PM (4I/2K)

124 Now, the story is if you have Neanderthal genes, you're more likely to have a serious bout of COVID.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)


Ugg!
Thag no have jeans. Thag wear saber tooth cat skin.
Smooth!!!

Posted by: Thag at September 18, 2023 06:07 PM (uSHSS)

125 Beautiful evening out thar.

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2023 06:08 PM (T4tVD)

126 >>Now, the story is if you have Neanderthal genes, you're more likely to have a serious bout of COVID.


Nothing gets between me and my Hobo Habilis!

Posted by: Brooke Shields at September 18, 2023 06:09 PM (YcYZY)

127 and just wait till it gets colder and people start catching what used to be called 'flu'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:09 PM (B1FKF)

128 You got me runnin', goin' out of my mind
You got me thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time
Don't bring me down
No, no, no, no, no, ooh-ooh-hoo
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2023 06:09 PM (Wy1BU)

129 Dang. Days gone by fast.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 06:09 PM (uSHSS)

130 We live in Clown Nose On, Clown Nose Off World.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2023 06:09 PM (XV/Pl)

131 Joe Biden will pardon Hunter.

But it will cost him.

A couple of million in gold outta do it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2023 06:09 PM (R/m4+)

132 Now, the story is if you have Neanderthal genes, you're more likely to have a serious bout of COVID.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)


+++++
How do you know if you have Neanderthal genes? Can you get that information from Ancestry.com?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:11 PM (XeHMZ)

133 argh. now i need some mind bleach so i can give myself a good brainwashing.
Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (oY6Yp)
.......

Where's Jo Mannix when we need him?

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

134 Now, the story is if you have Neanderthal genes, you're more likely to have a serious bout of COVID.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)


Ugh. That's all we need, another victim group.

Posted by: GL at September 18, 2023 06:12 PM (5fDan)

135 We should absolutely believe this, because Karine Jean-Pierre is totally not a liar…

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:12 PM (PCK5/)

136 Now, the story is if you have Neanderthal genes, you're more likely to have a serious bout of COVID.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

So easy, a caveman can get it.

Posted by: Progressive Insurance at September 18, 2023 06:13 PM (4I/2K)

137 Then you know Joepedo is going to pardon the criminal drug using son.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 18, 2023 06:13 PM (17s+e)

138 argh. now i need some mind bleach so i can give myself a good brainwashing.
Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 06:02 PM (oY6Yp)
.......

Where's Jo Mannix when we need him?
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

*lights busty bikini searchlight signal*

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (4I/2K)

139 How do you know if you have Neanderthal genes? Can you get that information from Ancestry.com?
Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:11 PM (XeHMZ)
=============
yup

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (053ci)

140 If true, then Hunter better not take late night strolls through Ft. Marcy Park.

And he better double check who is cutting his drugs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (tOEgK)

141 130 We live in Clown Nose On, Clown Nose Off World.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2023 06:09 PM (XV/Pl)

It's creepily Soviet

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (z+89e)

142 We are a Tabloid Country now… everything in DC ( aside from its malice and venality) is supermarket magazine kiosk fare…

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

143 Hey KJP, show us your tits

Posted by: Joe Bitem at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (NtVYv)

144 That pic of Joe and Hunter on the couch looks like the heads are photoshopped on.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

145 Hey Jack, we took that money but at least we ain't racist, fats!

Posted by: Pedo Joe at September 18, 2023 06:15 PM (PJaTp)

146
How do you know if you have Neanderthal genes? Can you get that information from Ancestry.com?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:11 PM


Nope. It will sorta indicate where your ma and pa came from. Any desire to drag some winsome wench into the woods to have your way with her is the only clue.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2023 06:15 PM (enJYY)

147 mhmm so this means Hunter will not be convicted of any crime.. Real Men of Genius at work here.. Top Men!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2023 06:16 PM (C4xAj)

148 There's something going on here, they are not telling us.
Was the F35 hacked? AI issues? Something dark is occurring and by "dark", I mean Deep State.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
BREAKING: U.S. officials have ordered a 2-day stand down for all military aviation inside as well as outside the United States after an F-35 jet went missing in South Carolina.

This keeps getting more bizarre.

According to ABC News, "no units are allowed to fly" unless there is a discussion for two days about "safety measures and procedures."

“No units are allowed to fly until they have a two-day discussion about safety measures and procedures, the commandant said in a service-wide email on Monday.” -
@ABC

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2023 06:16 PM (TGPs7)

149 I'm totally digging the new Stones song. Classic Stones sound, awesome tune. 80 years old and still bringing new music that beats the shit outta the posers who pretend to play rock and roll.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2023 06:16 PM (Wy1BU)

150 yup

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (053ci)

++++

You're not serious, are you? How could they possibly go back thousands of years?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:16 PM (XeHMZ)

151 There is a website that lists 20 markers ( external) to indicate whether or not the Neanderthal Force is strong in you…

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:17 PM (PCK5/)

152 Do you "Reach", DaveA??

No but I have wrecked a boat on the Canadian side of Voyageurs.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2023 06:17 PM (FhXTo)

153 *lights busty bikini searchlight signal*
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (4I/2K)


Perhaps the weather in Bolivia?

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=YxoVjxvDu2M

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 18, 2023 06:17 PM (z+89e)

154
"If"

Posted by: The Spartan Ephors at September 18, 2023 06:17 PM (n+4am)

155 150 yup

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:14 PM (053ci)

++++

You're not serious, are you? How could they possibly go back thousands of years?
Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:16 PM (XeHMZ)


DNA gibberish, monetized…

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:17 PM (PCK5/)

156
“No units are allowed to fly until they have a two-day discussion about safety measures and procedures, the commandant said in a service-wide email on Monday.” -
@ABC
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2023 06:16 PM (TGPs7)

The new pilots have to learn to stop applying their make-up while piloting the plane

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2023 06:18 PM (bs+z0)

157 Now, the story is if you have Neanderthal genes, you're more likely to have a serious bout of COVID.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)


Ugh. That's all we need, another victim group.
Posted by: GL

Been tough out here since I lost my gig to a gecko.

Posted by: Cave Man at September 18, 2023 06:18 PM (lZVy/)

158 Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:11 PM

Nope. It will sorta indicate where your ma and pa came from. Any desire to drag some winsome wench into the woods to have your way with her is the only clue.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2023 06:15 PM (enJYY)
==============
My old man got it in his 23 and me report. Apparently, Scandis often have higher Neanderthal contribution than others.

Long cold nights up there in the woods, and the chick in the cave down the way starts looking better and better.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:19 PM (053ci)

159 JT supposed to be nice through Friday

And I think they pulled a Fetterman switch with a double

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:19 PM (fwDg9)

160 My old man got it in his 23 and me report. Apparently, Scandis often have higher Neanderthal contribution than others.

Yikes.. I'm half Swedish

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2023 06:19 PM (bs+z0)

161 How do you know if you have Neanderthal genes?

Count your eyebrows.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2023 06:19 PM (FhXTo)

162 >>Long cold nights up there in the woods, and the chick in the cave down the way starts looking better and better.


If you have some Lutefisk, she's your gal.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2023 06:20 PM (YcYZY)

163 We are a Tabloid Country now… everything in DC ( aside from its malice and venality) is supermarket magazine kiosk fare…

Well except when Joey sniffs young girls' hair...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2023 06:20 PM (tOEgK)

164 I did the 23 and Me test, hoping to find some Native American DNA so I could start a tribe and a casino.
Alas, not a bit.
But did find some neanderthal DNA, 2% or so.
Explains my hair shirt, I suppose.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 18, 2023 06:20 PM (MeG8a)

165 75 no way a dem will be convicted of a gun charge in d.c.
they'd convict trump of sneezing and not saying 'excuse me' before they'd convict hunter.
too much to quote but here is what happened to d.c. mayor marion barry in 1992 (goes to a dept of justice website):
https://tinyurl.com/58f8mptf
Posted by: gnats

Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Marion Barry at September 18, 2023 06:20 PM (d5suT)

166
My old man got it in his 23 and me report. Apparently, Scandis often have higher Neanderthal contribution than others.

Yikes.. I'm half Swedish
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2023 06:19 PM (bs+z0)



Okay, what contemptable scoundrel allowed a bunch of philthy Scandis to hang out here at the HQ????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2023 06:21 PM (n+4am)

167 Where there is lutefisk there is vodka. It's a rule.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:21 PM (053ci)

168 So long winters predates the 3am beer call...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2023 06:22 PM (tOEgK)

169 All of this is just so exhausting. I try to refrain from muttering "nothing will come of this" but dang, it ain't easy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 18, 2023 06:22 PM (T/Lqj)

170 My old man got it in his 23 and me report. Apparently, Scandis often have higher Neanderthal contribution than others.

Long cold nights up there in the woods, and the chick in the cave down the way starts looking better and better.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:19 PM (053ci)

++++

Guess I'm from Neanderthal stock then. I'm half Norwegian.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:22 PM (XeHMZ)

171 Okay, what contemptable scoundrel allowed a bunch of philthy Scandis to hang out here at the HQ????
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2023 06:21 PM (n+4am)

The Missed let them in.

Looking for a sister to bite.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 18, 2023 06:22 PM (RLLZj)

172 @148

>>This keeps getting more bizarre.


What, you don't believe the US government can't find the location of the most expensive, technology laden fighter air craft ever built that went down in a relatively known geographical area?

I think what we have here is a Broken Arrow incident.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2023 06:23 PM (XV/Pl)

173 How do you know if you have Neanderthal genes? Can you get that information from Ancestry.com?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:11 PM


Faster and cheaper method. Look in the mirror.

Do you look like Ron Perlman? Y N

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 06:23 PM (4I/2K)

174 Or did it the F-35 just keep on flying??

Breaking911 @Breaking911
‘A Local Emergency’: Search For Missing F-35 Continues After ‘Mishap’; Plane Could Still Be Flying
https://tinyurl.com/y6zsz9ta

A commenter at Insty's said they were checking two lakes in particular though.

Or in Cuba!?
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
Rumors claim missing F-35 jet found in Havana

Unfounded rumors claim missing F-35 jet found in Havana
Rumors are circulating on social media about an unidentified F-35 jet found in Havana. However, it's important to note that there has been

https://tinyurl.com/bd6f7bht

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:24 PM (krqg6)

175 Have they put the F-35's picture on milk cartons yet?

Does it get an Amber Alert?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2023 06:24 PM (tOEgK)

176 You're not serious, are you? How could they possibly go back thousands of years?
Posted by: washrivergal


They can, and they can't.

Most of this stuff is as accurate as the climate models. They understand 0.01% of what they think they know about genetics, and they draw stupid conclusions. Ignore all "xxx % ancestry" stuff when xxx is below 5, minimum

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 18, 2023 06:24 PM (d5suT)

177 156 “No units are allowed to fly until they have a two-day discussion about safety measures and procedures, the commandant said in a service-wide email on Monday.” -
@ABC
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2023 06:16 PM (TGPs7)

The new pilots have to learn to stop applying their make-up while piloting the plane


we said your allowed to *fart* in the pilot seat, not *fard*.

Posted by: briefer at September 18, 2023 06:24 PM (oY6Yp)

178 Okay, what contemptable scoundrel allowed a bunch of philthy Scandis to hang out here at the HQ????
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2023 06:21 PM (n+4am)

Let's try this again without autocucumbers help:

The Moose let them in.

Looking for a sister to bite.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 18, 2023 06:24 PM (RLLZj)

179 I've never done that DNA thing. Mrs. Mahon did.

98% German. Part of ze Master Race.

One of my brothers did; a solid mix of English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, German, Dutch, Danish. You know, people of pallor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 18, 2023 06:25 PM (T/Lqj)

180 148 There's something going on here, they are not telling us.
Was the F35 hacked? AI issues? Something dark is occurring and by "dark", I mean Deep State.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
BREAKING: U.S. officials have ordered a 2-day stand down for all military aviation inside as well as outside the United States after an F-35 jet went missing in South Carolina.

This keeps getting more bizarre.

According to ABC News, "no units are allowed to fly" unless there is a discussion for two days about "safety measures and procedures."

“No units are allowed to fly until they have a two-day discussion about safety measures and procedures, the commandant said in a service-wide email on Monday.” -
@ABC

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2023 06:16 PM (TGPs7)


It's too late.

Posted by: SkyNet at September 18, 2023 06:25 PM (5fDan)

181 Do you look like Ron Perlman? Y N

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 06:23 PM (4I/2K)

++++
That guy is so gross looking to me. I can't stand to watch him in anything, although I saw him in some movie when he was younger and he was much more passable than he is today.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:25 PM (XeHMZ)

182 wHY YOU ANGRY?

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

183 I was all ready to hoist me flag up the mizzen mast, but Nooooo these fucks get a Cannonade loaded with a 46 pounder broadside at close range!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! Known Pirate Associate at September 18, 2023 06:26 PM (C4xAj)

184 Why is it that when a hawt Republican loses their mind and does something stupid, it is always a godless commie Democrat that ends up with that sweet, sweet poon.

I am referring to the fiasco with that shapely spinner Lauren Boebert, and her shenanigans in the theater where her Democrat boyfriend was feeling her up.

What a complete lack of judgment on her part!


And by lack of judgment, I am referring to her poor decision to see Beetlejuice:The Musical.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 18, 2023 06:26 PM (ufFY8)

185 "15 Hunter: "I love you long time Joe."

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at September 18, 2023 05:40 PM (dzZCL)"

and does anyone doubt that he would, given the chance?

lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2023 06:26 PM (YNbPJ)

186 Now, the story is if you have Neanderthal genes, you're more likely to have a serious bout of COVID.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)


+++++
How do you know if you have Neanderthal genes? Can you get that information from Ancestry.com?

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:11 PM (XeHMZ)



Why yes! Here at Ancestry.com we can tell you if you have Neanderthal genes! Just don't ask us what we do with your DNA afterwords.

I'll never tell! - Bob, NSA





Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:27 PM (gmo/4)

187 I've never done that DNA thing. Mrs. Mahon did.

98% German. Part of ze Master Race.

One of my brothers did; a solid mix of English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, German, Dutch, Danish. You know, people of pallor.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Neanderthal, Just Ruggedly Handsome at September 18, 2023 06:25 PM (T/Lqj)

That side of the family tree lived the I Get Around lifestyle.

Posted by: Brian Wilson & Mike Love at September 18, 2023 06:27 PM (4I/2K)

188 Neanderthal? Lucky! In my day, all we had were cro magnon and we liked it that way!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 18, 2023 06:27 PM (2YtOq)

189 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 13m
JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:27 PM (krqg6)

190 They should have put an Apple AirTag on the F-35

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2023 06:27 PM (tOEgK)

191 181 Do you look like Ron Perlman? Y N

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 06:23 PM (4I/2K)

++++

Oh, and N

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:27 PM (XeHMZ)

192 189 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 13m
JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:27 PM (krqg6)

There goes all the fun of speculating !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2023 06:28 PM (bs+z0)

193 189 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 13m
JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.


I want the name and description of the pilot who fucked up here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 18, 2023 06:28 PM (AcWfM)

194 176 You're not serious, are you? How could they possibly go back thousands of years?
Posted by: washrivergal


They can, and they can't.

Most of this stuff is as accurate as the climate models. They understand 0.01% of what they think they know about genetics, and they draw stupid conclusions. Ignore all "xxx % ancestry" stuff when xxx is below 5, minimum


indeed. i've fiddled with dna a bit and got frustrated because i couldn't figure out how to think about it. for any thing i came up with (e.g., "i match person x here and i match person y here, so persion x should match persion y here"), i found counterexamples. the problems are a) they're fuzzy matches and b) there are four things at each site that might match (two from you, two from who you're trying to match); in my example above, it's possible that i match x on mom's side and y on dad's side at the given position. never managed to get my puny brain wrapped around it.

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 06:28 PM (oY6Yp)

195
1. Reports are it was in autopilot. So, plane was functional.
2. How far did it travel. If far, then why eject, if near, then should be easy to find.
3. Was pilot American or Ukrainian?
4. No radar coverage? No satellites? I though F35 was super-integrated into ground/air/satellite comm system. Guess not.
5. Regardless of cause, why ask public for help? This just makes them look bad -- was that the intent? Surely anyone who finds an F35 falling from sky would post on ticktack.

...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 18, 2023 06:29 PM (d5suT)

196 The hatch just blew! - Gus Grissom



The ejection seat just blew! -- USMC F-35 Aviator


Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2023 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

197 Yoo hoo! Noodles!

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2023 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

198 181 Do you look like Ron Perlman? Y N

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 06:23 PM (4I/2K)

Ron Pearlman?! Do you mean THEE Ron Pearlman? I would really like to meet him!

Posted by: Some guy with a baseball bat at September 18, 2023 06:31 PM (C4xAj)

199 Will they release the pronouns of whomever was at fault with the F35?

Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2023 06:31 PM (ibQSj)

200 At the hospital they are pushing flu shots now. I get one every year but now I'm thinking nah. I don't trust any of these companies now and wouldn't be at all surprised if they got "creative" with the flu vaccine. Will have to claim religious exemption like I did with COVID shot and fill out a bunch of paperwork.
Posted by: Cheri

When they pushing that shiite last Kung Flu Freakout at work I told the Boss that I need a religious exception, I don't beleive in the State Cult.
Did not go over well. Dullard couldn't comprehand that I was serious.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 06:31 PM (ga8qR)

201 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2m
It's official: Debris from a F-35 fighter jet that went missing Sunday has been located in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 22m
BREAKING: Missing F-35 jet crashed in Williamsburg County, north of Charleston, debris field located, according to officials

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:31 PM (krqg6)

202 There goes all the fun of speculating !
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Sì.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:32 PM (krqg6)

203 I want the name and description of the pilot who fucked up here
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One report I quoted yesterday refused to use "he" or "she" referring to the 'singular' pilot and used "they" instead so I'm guessing Sybil.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:34 PM (krqg6)

204 If your plane keeps flying after you eject, you shouldn't have ejected, Karen...

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2023 06:35 PM (cPGH3)

205 Rats, I had Space Aliens on my ticket for the F-35

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:35 PM (fwDg9)

206 If your plane keeps flying after you eject, you shouldn't have ejected, Karen...
Posted by: MkY

...I thought I saw a mouse...

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2023 06:35 PM (cPGH3)

207 That guy is so gross looking to me. I can't stand to watch him in anything, although I saw him in some movie when he was younger and he was much more passable than he is today.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:25 PM (XeHMZ)

Ron Perlman kinda gets my motor running IYKWIM. Strong features, powerful body, mmmm. Take me, Jondalar! Take me now!!

Posted by: Jean M. Auel at September 18, 2023 06:35 PM (4I/2K)

208 Oh well, what's a few hundred million down in flames?

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

209 Will have to claim religious exemption like I did with COVID shot and fill out a bunch of paperwork.
Posted by: Cheri


flu shot was the prototype for the covid scam. It never worked. This is easily seen by no reduction in deaths over the period when flu vaccine uptake went up drastically. It is also evident because CDC claims "effectiveness" based on bullshit "We targeted the strain people are getting this year". IE, if it worked, it would not spread, if it didn't work, they claim higher effectiveness.
Instead of a controlled study to see if it actually works. It doesn't.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 18, 2023 06:36 PM (d5suT)

210 $83-million I saw quoted recently. ✈️

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)

211 That guy is so gross looking to me. I can't stand to watch him in anything, although I saw him in some movie when he was younger and he was much more passable than he is today.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 06:25

His best role is when he gets shot in the head at Stalingrad in the movie Enemy at the Gates

Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2023 06:41 PM (azYCi)

212 I remember in The Great Santini when he wasn’t abusing his wife and kids he flew his jet out over the Atlantic to avoid crashing it into a populated area.

So much for that nonsense…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2023 06:41 PM (R/m4+)

213 SNOOD

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:42 PM (krqg6)

214 The Marines found their F-35

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (RovqD)

215 When it comes to people you don't know one look at their relationship with majority of their adult kids speaks volumes about their character.

Say what else you will about the used car salesman porn star boning ego maniac, but comparing Trump's kids to bidens kids says a lot.

Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at September 18, 2023 07:45 PM (rVPWP)

216 You should take part in a contest for one of the best websites
on the web. I most certainly will recommend this web site!

Posted by: porn at September 22, 2023 03:48 AM (JU1qh)

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