Humpday Eve Cafe

The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

This is me as a kid, trying to understand how people can change the clocks at all different times on Spring Forward and Fall Back nights and yet somehow everyone would agree on what time it was.

Ever see a baby capybara? Well here you go!

This dog represents the next step in cerebral evolution.

There's always time to watch a skateboardin' doggo.

Having snails for lunch.

This rabbit has swagger for days.

Baby elephant discovers his trunk and goes HAM on it.

Usually you do the pee-pee dance before you pee.

Dinner dance.

These cats are a little too excited for Tender Vittles.

Mutt in a mack.

Wedding crasher.

The rat-race is rigged, man.

I think I used this move once in high school.

Ding dong dog.

Helicopter ears.

Poor Golden!

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1 That is one pretty Cafe picture.
Thanks ACE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 07:32 PM (UG5gA)

2 Oh, and FIRST!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 07:32 PM (UG5gA)

3 Notified the otters.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 07:33 PM (UG5gA)

4 Ooh, Switzerland!

So beautiful!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2023 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

5 Cafe's just in time. Some peoples are trying to get in trouble downstairs.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2023 07:35 PM (OX9vb)

6 Ace pushes down his own thread like it was the fat kid on the playground.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 07:36 PM (aD39U)

7 More Biden fun...

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson
When you start a sentence with complete gibberish and end it with “let me be clear” 😵‍💫

https://tinyurl.com/4ts2f58t
12 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:36 PM (krqg6)

8 The All Day Trucker @alldaytrucker
Cement truck driver collapses a small bridge in Texas. A Nelson ready mix driver chanced it when he attempted to cross a 4 Ton bridge with his 35 Ton Concrete Mixer!

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know it would collapse the bridge! 🤦🏻‍♂️

The driver was not injured.

https://tinyurl.com/wbk56pdk
photos

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:38 PM (krqg6)

9 ace, might wanna clean up aisle 73 below

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2023 07:38 PM (3Ofdo)

10 Baby elephants are just like kids.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2023 07:38 PM (NpAcC)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 19, 2023 07:39 PM (T4tVD)

12 Cafe! It's rum without the lash and Sodom tonight .

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2023 07:40 PM (K/vLb)

13 Baby elephants are just like kids.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2023 07:38 PM (NpAcC)

The Left claims to care about them but doesn't?

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 07:40 PM (v27SO)

14 Only time for a couple, should get up earlier tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

15 Question: Is $46 too much for a pepper mill?

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 07:41 PM (v27SO)

16 AZdeplorable, would you look at recipes for pineapple/ jalapeño chutney

Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2023 07:43 PM (K/vLb)

17 Vanya, seems steep to me. What's special about it? I could be wrong.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2023 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

18 My pleasure Ben Had!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 07:44 PM (UG5gA)

19 Vanya, seems steep to me. What's special about it? I could be wrong.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2023 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

https://www.surlatable.com
/pepper-mill-flame
/PRO-1787654.html?start=-19

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 07:45 PM (v27SO)

20
After today's progesterone test, Delilah is scheduled for a surgical breeding on Thursday. We also got her certificate from the AKC proclaiming her a Platinum-level Grand Champion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 07:45 PM (MoZTd)

21 Asshole down the road a few houses moved in with his girlfriend who lives in her mother's home.

For the past week a lot of cars have been coming in and out of the neighborhood particularly between 2AM and 7AM, usually only for less than an hour.

When walking past the place (which is at the end of the road) someone always comes out of the house and "patrols" until we leave. The Asshole is often patrolling around outside with an SBR at night. (he is usually high on meth so sleep isn't an issue).

Question for the Horder:

Is it wrong to register that address on Google, Bing and other maps as a Pharmacutical Lab?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (p8A+W)

22 "Having snails for lunch."
Looks like they're feeding that one snail cocaine.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (NpAcC)

23 Michael Smerconish @smerconish 5h
No way this is legit, is it?

Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA 10h
I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (krqg6)

24 When the moon is the in the seventh house......

And Jupiter aligns with Mars.......

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (Q4IgG)

25 If you love Switzerland so much why don't you marry her.

Posted by: bloated fumaceous gunt at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (nakGR)

26 Is it wrong to register that address on Google, Bing and other maps as a Pharmacutical Lab?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (p8A+W)

I would say not wrong, but have you also contacted the police?

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 07:47 PM (v27SO)

27 After today's progesterone test, Delilah is scheduled for a surgical breeding on Thursday.
--------
That's no fun. I can see why she hates you.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:47 PM (krqg6)

28 I feel like a Golden in a world full of Huskies.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2023 07:48 PM (o11S3)

29 Thank you for the Cafe thread, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 07:48 PM (Cynha)

30 Michael Smerconish @smerconish 5h
No way this is legit, is it?

Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA 10h
I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

Well, it's spelled and punctuated correctly. So, I'm guessing no.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2023 07:48 PM (nfrXX)

31 Very gorgeous videos but it's bedtime
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2023 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

32 "Is it wrong to register that address on Google, Bing and other maps as a Pharmacutical Lab?"

Either that or a House of Negotiable Affection.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 19, 2023 07:49 PM (ou9hh)

33 Those boulders in the Switzerland photos?
Fake. Those are to hide the artillery in.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2023 07:50 PM (MeG8a)

34
That's no fun. I can see why she hates you.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6)

_________

"I fell asleep and when I woke up I was pregnant! I fell asleep again and when I woke up I had puppies!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 07:51 PM (MoZTd)

35 And Jupiter aligns with Mars.......
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (Q4IgG)

Whoa - wait, I thought peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars...did I get that wrong?

Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2023 07:51 PM (K+UlC)

36 Ah, Vanya, so it's Le Creuset. So, presumably matches some other stuff in your kitchen. If I had Le Creuset products, I'd probably get one.

Both the red and the blue are pleasing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2023 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

37 >>>Poor Golden!

Clearly not a Billy Joel fan.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2023 07:51 PM (klJTj)

38 Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA 10h
I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.
Posted by: andycanuck

Well then I guess Gaylord is downright legend...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2023 07:52 PM (3Ofdo)

39 >And Jupiter aligns with Mars.......
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (Q4IgG)

Whoa - wait, I thought peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars...did I get that wrong?
Posted by: Boswell at September 19, 2023 07:51 PM (K+UlC)
_____________

You fucked up....

You trusted us...

Posted by: The Planets at September 19, 2023 07:52 PM (Q4IgG)

40 A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"

Posted by: Saul, My T Sharp Barbershop at September 19, 2023 07:52 PM (R/m4+)

41 "I fell asleep and when I woke up I was pregnant! I fell asleep again and when I woke up I had puppies!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 07:51 PM (MoZTd)

On next Monday's all-new Maury Pupvich!

"Rover... You are NOT the father!"

"Awwwooooooooo!"

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 07:53 PM (v27SO)

42 "I fell asleep and when I woke up I was pregnant! I fell asleep again and when I woke up I had puppies!"
-------
LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:54 PM (krqg6)

43 But you can bet Rover is going to have to pay support for the next four human-years!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 07:55 PM (krqg6)

44 Dammit! I've never seen snails eat ! Now I will feel awful eating escargot. thanks a lot !

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 07:55 PM (V13WU)

45 Both the red and the blue are pleasing.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 19, 2023 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

It doesn't match anything, but I suppose one builds a haute couture cooking set one step at a time. Thanks--

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 07:57 PM (v27SO)

46 Dammit! I've never seen snails eat ! Now I will feel awful eating escargot. thanks a lot !
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 07:55 PM (V13WU)

They give them a hearty last meal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 07:57 PM (aD39U)

47
"Rover... You are NOT the father!"

___________

Oh, we know who the father is. Her granddaddy Virago, who begat Faith, who begat Carmen, who begat Delilah.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 07:57 PM (MoZTd)

48 Question: Is $46 too much for a pepper mill?

===

It depends, what else does it do ?? Does it do laundry ? Because if that is the case, it's a bargain.

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 07:57 PM (V13WU)

49 Le Creuset cookware wears like cast iron.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

50 @30

>>Well, it's spelled and punctuated correctly. So, I'm guessing no.

Regardless of the origin, that's pretty epic trolling.

That's got to sting a little bit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2023 07:58 PM (XV/Pl)

51 I would say not wrong, but have you also contacted the police?

Im in ETX, everybody loves Jesus and meth, but mostly meth.

If the police busted every meth cooking operation, the GDP of the region would drop significantly.

In other words: they will only investigate if they blow the place up.... maybe.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 19, 2023 07:59 PM (p8A+W)

52 "Oh, we know who the father is. Her granddaddy Virago, who begat Faith, who begat Carmen, who begat Delilah."

So, how does one keep a show dog's family tree from ending up a stick?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 19, 2023 07:59 PM (ou9hh)

53 Hadrian the Seventh

May the sperm be viable, and breed more champions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

54 May the sperm be viable, and breed more champions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 07:59 PM

Hamlet. Right?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 19, 2023 08:00 PM (azYCi)

55 @15

>>Question: Is $46 too much for a pepper mill?

It depends, is it one of those Emeril Lagase Jagundo Pepper Mills or perhaps a precision German model with dial in pepper grain sizes?

Then, absolutely.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 19, 2023 08:00 PM (XV/Pl)

56 Did Ace secretly move to Switzerland?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:00 PM (5xURv)

57 FeatherBlade

7/8ths new DNA?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

58 Trucker joke. Odell and Thibidout were brothers and they operate a big rig. They got a load and Odell tells Thibidout to take a right, it's a shorter distance.
Thibidout makes the turn, but they come to an overcross, and the sign says CLEARANCE 11.5 feet.
Thibidout stops the truck, Odell asks what the problem is. Thibidout says to Odell "Can't you read? Sign says we is too high, hell, we is at least 13feet."
Odell has a thoughtful pause. Gets out of the truck and says to Thibidout
"I DON'T SEE NOBODY LOOKIN'!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2023 08:02 PM (MeG8a)

59 AlaBAMA

Ace has a new girlfriend. She speaks French, is Swiss, and loves to pick out cafe cutsie items for him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

60 May the sperm be viable, and breed more champions.

====

The Paolo, he always breeds, how you say, campioni. Champions !

Posted by: Il Paolo at September 19, 2023 08:02 PM (V13WU)

61 59 AlaBAMA

Ace has a new girlfriend. She speaks French, is Swiss, and loves to pick out cafe cutsie items for him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 08:02 PM (u82oZ

Makes sense. I wonder if she shaved her armpits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:03 PM (5xURv)

62 Question: Is $46 too much for a pepper mill?
Posted by: Vanya

Yes? Seems high. I guess it depends on how big it is.

Doesn't it always?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2023 08:03 PM (ATSTk)

63
So, how does one keep a show dog's family tree from ending up a stick?
Posted by: FeatherBlade

_______

Oh, there are coefficients of consanguinity that can be used. But a complete outcross is often a mistake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

64 I miss Sea Stack week.

Posted by: Candidus at September 19, 2023 08:04 PM (oFLDw)

65 AlaBAMA

Dude. He is a blogging Ewok. Of course not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2023 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

66 The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli...

No, more like an angry Larry David confronting Elon Musk with: You child-murdering Republican you!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 08:05 PM (TGPs7)

67 I adore photos of the Milky Way.
[sigh]
Thank you, DEA.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 19, 2023 08:05 PM (Rbu5d)

68
No, more like an angry Larry David confronting Elon Musk with: You child-murdering Republican you!
Posted by: Mister Ghost

_________

I may be a minority of one, but I despise Larry David. Talented guy, but a left-wing prick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:07 PM (MoZTd)

69 Ace has a new girlfriend. She speaks French, is Swiss, and loves to pick out cafe cutsie items for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I_dyXoM-pI

Posted by: Lonesome George at September 19, 2023 08:07 PM (CpFOL)

70 The FBI had so many paid informants at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, that they lost track of the number and had to perform an audit to determine how many “Confidential Human Sources” wer…

NYPost:
FBI lost count of number of informants at Capitol on Jan. 6: ex-official

Posted by: SMOD at September 19, 2023 08:09 PM (RovqD)

71 If the US falls, we'll still have Switzerland.
80 million of us in a mass emigration,
bringing as many weapons and nuclear warheads as possible.
No one will mess with us...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 08:11 PM (TGPs7)

72 Ever see a baby capybara? Well here you go!

Ummm. Nope. Link no worky.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:12 PM (uSHSS)

73
bringing as many weapons and nuclear warheads as possible.

_________

They have a law there that every household must have a nuclear warhead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:14 PM (MoZTd)

74 I may be a minority of one, but I despise Larry David. Talented guy, but a left-wing prick.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:07 PM (MoZTd)

You're not alone. He's pretty TDS.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 08:14 PM (TGPs7)

75 68...I may be a minority of one, but I despise Larry David. Talented guy, but a left-wing prick.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:07 PM (MoZTd)

[raises hand]
#metoo

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 19, 2023 08:17 PM (Rbu5d)

76 67 I adore photos of the Milky Way.
[sigh]
Thank you, DEA.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 19, 2023 08:05 PM (Rbu5d)

Photos of Kit Kats and Snickers really turn me on...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 08:18 PM (TGPs7)

77 Question for the Horder:

Is it wrong to register that address on Google, Bing and other maps as a Pharmacutical Lab?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 19, 2023 07:46 PM (p8A+W)

Be sure to use a computer at the library.
Wear a hoodie and sun glasses.
And gloves.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:18 PM (uSHSS)

78 Why is the Switzerland thing posted twice?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:21 PM (uSHSS)

79 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

It is just so cute that you think you are alone here!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 08:22 PM (UG5gA)

80 I don't find Larry David funny or appealing. Without Jerry Seinfeld, he'd be a nobody.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:22 PM (5xURv)

81 78 Why is the Switzerland thing posted twice?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:21 PM (uSHSS

Because Ace's new girlfriend has a tic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:22 PM (5xURv)

82 Why is the Switzerland thing posted twice?
Posted by: Diogenes

DEA *really* likes Switzerland!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 08:23 PM (UG5gA)

83
Because Ace's new girlfriend has a tic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:22 PM (5xURv)

_________

Garrett's gonna be jealous!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:24 PM (MoZTd)

84 75 Yes, Larry David is an irrational leftwing prick.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 19, 2023 08:24 PM (3E+BT)

85 bringing as many weapons and nuclear warheads as possible.

_________

They have a law there that every household must have a nuclear warhead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:14 PM (MoZTd)
***

I think that I shall never see, nothing finer than a five KT.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:24 PM (uSHSS)

86 I actually knew the mystery click, "Three Strange Days". This almost never happens.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 19, 2023 08:25 PM (CMNm/)

87 Because Ace's new girlfriend has a tic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:22 PM (5xURv)

_________

Garrett's gonna be jealous!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:24 PM

He said "tic".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2023 08:25 PM (aQy7p)

88 Heard an ad for Macy’s. They will donate 99 cents of every purchase to “Hispanic education” (whatever the fuck that even means) during Hispanic month.

I guess BLM takes a back seat in September.

Sad.

Posted by: Montec at September 19, 2023 08:25 PM (50VnI)

89 Meth lab?
Ether it will blow up or ether it won't.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Looking For The Arizona at September 19, 2023 08:25 PM (xypP4)

90 Why is the Switzerland thing posted twice?
Posted by: Diogenes

DEA *really* likes Switzerland!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 08:23 PM (UG5gA)
***

Well.
Been there. Done that.
The bier sucks.
The people are snobs.
And there's better chocolate in Brussels.
Oh...and parking sucks too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:26 PM (uSHSS)

91 Well.
Been there. Done that.
The bier sucks.
The people are snobs.
And there's better chocolate in Brussels.
Oh...and parking sucks too.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:26 PM (uSHSS)

dammit ! this thread is most disappointing! first the snails and now this!

Posted by: Il Paolo at September 19, 2023 08:27 PM (V13WU)

92 Because Ace's new girlfriend has a tic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:22 PM (5xURv)

SPOON!

Posted by: The Tick, not really getting it at September 19, 2023 08:27 PM (xhaym)

93 I feel like a Golden in a world full of Huskies.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2023 07:48 PM (o11S3)
~~~~~

Have a few drinks and those roles will be reversed right quick.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 19, 2023 08:28 PM (3ImbR)

94 Maybe I'll go to Switzerland and not interact with people, avoid swiss beer and chocolates.

Posted by: Il Paolo at September 19, 2023 08:28 PM (V13WU)

95 off scandalous sock !

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 08:29 PM (V13WU)

96 Everything is paid for by the government in Switzerland, right?

I could live like a King!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:29 PM (5xURv)

97 Heard an ad for Macy’s. They will donate 99 cents of every purchase to “Hispanic education” (whatever the fuck that even means) during Hispanic month.

Taco night at Casa Grande?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2023 08:30 PM (ATSTk)

98 Hispanic Month? When are they going to have Mongel Month? I think it should be March.

Posted by: fd at September 19, 2023 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

99 My wife used the same aluminum Dutch pots her mother used until I moved in with my one Le Crueset Dutch oven.
We now have 9 pieces.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 19, 2023 08:30 PM (Eeb9P)

100 Maybe I'll go to Switzerland and not interact with people, avoid swiss beer and chocolates.
Posted by: Il Paolo
-----

You're fooling no one.

Posted by: Swiss Miss at September 19, 2023 08:31 PM (g59Yt)

101 Because Ace's new girlfriend has a tic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:22 PM (5xURv)

Get a match. (wooden ones are best)
Light it.
Quickly blow it out and lightly touch it to the tic's ass. Try not to touch the girlfriend's ass.
Should drop right off there.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:32 PM (uSHSS)

102
When do we have German Month, Irish Month or Italian Month?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:33 PM (MoZTd)

103 Who was the swiss Olympic official that turned out to be a nazi?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Looking For The Arizona at September 19, 2023 08:33 PM (xypP4)

104 Maybe I'll go to Switzerland and not interact with people, avoid swiss beer and chocolates.
Posted by: Il Paolo at September 19, 2023 08:28 PM (V13WU)

Like I said. It's boring.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:34 PM (uSHSS)

105 Try not to touch the girlfriend's ass.
Should drop right off there.

Her ass drops off?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Looking For The Arizona at September 19, 2023 08:34 PM (xypP4)

106 Why is her ass falling off?

Is that a Swiss thing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:35 PM (5xURv)

107 Like I said. It's boring.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:34 PM (uSHSS)

Good skiing or views, at least?

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 08:36 PM (v27SO)

108 Who was the swiss Olympic official that turned out to be a nazi?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Looking For The Arizona at September 19, 2023 08:33 PM (xypP4)

I tried a search but got nothing but links to stuff on the 1936 games, so IDK.

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 08:36 PM (v27SO)

109 Heard an ad for Macy’s. They will donate 99 cents of every purchase to “Hispanic education” (whatever the fuck that even means) during Hispanic month.

Et nous???

Posted by: French School in Quebec at September 19, 2023 08:37 PM (uSHSS)

110 Her ass drops off?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Looking For The Arizona

As my profoundly deaf long-time ago girlfriend used to say:

"Done be an assthol, Assthol!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2023 08:37 PM (ATSTk)

111
Like I said. It's boring.
Posted by: Diogenes

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Heaven: the cooks are French, the police are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell: the cooks are English, the police are Germans, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

112 Good skiing or views, at least?
Posted by: Vanya
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Beach Volleyball team...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 08:38 PM (oLF0J)

113 A 7.5mm K-11 Schmidt-Ruben is never boring.[/]

But it would bore holes!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2023 08:39 PM (e6UQI)

114 Good skiing or views, at least?
Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 08:36 PM (v27SO)

Views are great.
Skiing is too.
But I thought Germany was every bit the equal. With better bier, and less expensive. And frauleins.

Posted by: French School in Quebec at September 19, 2023 08:41 PM (uSHSS)

115 Forgotten 90s Mystery Click
Not forgotten by me. I never heard of it before, and I can hear why.

Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2023 08:42 PM (M+Nrs)

116 I think Switzerland is showing off

Posted by: DB - simply inexplicable at September 19, 2023 08:43 PM (geLO8)

117 On the up side, the Swiss guards at the Vatican have really groovy pantaloons.

Posted by: French School in Quebec at September 19, 2023 08:44 PM (uSHSS)

118 There ain't no ticks on me...

Posted by: Brie Larson singing an old Jerry garcia song at September 19, 2023 08:45 PM (SYTee)

119 Fetterman funny:

https://tinyurl.com/ycx84cm8

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 08:45 PM (krqg6)

120 Oh. All Hyundais and Kias HAVE the engine immobilizer installed, they just chose not to enable it on the poor people base model cars.

In response, Hyundai has taken comprehensive action to assist our customers, including: (1) Made engine immobilizers standard on all vehicles produced as of November 2021; (2) Developed a software upgrade to equip these vehicles with an “ignition kill” feature designed to prevent the popularized method of theft; (3) Rolled out the free anti-theft software upgrade to all of the nearly 4 million vehicles involved

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 19, 2023 08:46 PM (O1z4v)

121 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

An oldie but a goodie, but with England going full Airstrip One perhaps a bit dated.

Having been stationed in Germany for a minute, the only people I heard of getting balled up by the Polizei were ones who drove drunk or got in drunken brawls, or ran from them after the brawl. If you do that, when they catch you they will absolutely beat you into the floorboards. Again, this is just anecdotal, but never had an issue with them. Oh, and nobody I knew ever got glassed in a bar for having an American accent, which happened in England.

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 08:48 PM (v27SO)

122 Switzerland ain’t letting none of y’all in unless you got a lot of money and a big you know what.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 19, 2023 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

123 On the up side, the Swiss guards at the Vatican have really groovy pantaloons.
Posted by: French School
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And halberds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2023 08:49 PM (D9jtQ)

124 I'll sign off for tonight by raising a glass to the high school band director who was told by the cops to stop playing, the director says "right after this" or words to that effect.
So the cops tazed him.
https://tinyurl.com/2p85x6uk

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 19, 2023 08:49 PM (MeG8a)

125 Damn sock

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:52 PM (uSHSS)

126 I'd love to see Switzerland. I don't think it's in the cards though.

A hike in the north cascades will have to do.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 08:53 PM (vwX6l)

127 Las Vegas cops arrest second youth in the hit & run murder of the cyclist and vehicular assaults on others. Woohoo!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 08:53 PM (krqg6)

128 80 I don't find Larry David funny or appealing. Without Jerry Seinfeld, he'd be a nobody.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 08:22 PM (5xURv)

Swinefeld was incredibly stupid. So neither of them can't be worth much of a

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 19, 2023 08:53 PM (DCsOE)

129 I'd love to see Switzerland. I don't think it's in the cards though.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 08:53 PM (vwX6l)

Of course not, it's in the Alps.

Ba-dum-tss

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 08:55 PM (v27SO)

130 In my experience, when living in Germany the Polizei will come down on you HARD. I saw one cop tackle a guy for jaywalking. Dude tackled the jaywalker in the middle of the crosswalk, dragged him back to the curb, screaming at him the whole time. HOWEVER, I have found that it is harder to get on their radar than over here. In the United States, the cops are just aching to jump in your business. In Germany, not so much.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 19, 2023 08:58 PM (DCsOE)

131 Her ass drops off?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty

106 Why is her ass falling off?

Is that a Swiss thing?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You are so mean!
~Brie Larson

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 08:59 PM (UG5gA)

132 Having been stationed in Germany for a minute, the only people I heard of getting balled up by the Polizei were ones who drove drunk or got in drunken brawls, or ran from them after the brawl. If you do that, when they catch you they will absolutely beat you into the floorboards. Again, this is just anecdotal, but never had an issue with them. Oh, and nobody I knew ever got glassed in a bar for having an American accent, which happened in England.
Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 08:48 PM (v27SO)
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Kid I knew was an MP in Heidelberg back during the Bader-Meinhof BS. They rolled on an apartment with the Polezei one night. He had his little .45. The Germans were loaded for bear.
He said afterwards the Polezei laughed at them and made them buy the bier.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 08:59 PM (uSHSS)

133 Evening.

Is it me or is Ace hinting that he plans on moving to Switzerland?

Posted by: Robert at September 19, 2023 09:00 PM (orBUI)

134 You are so mean!
~Brie Larson

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 08:59 PM (UG5gA)

I never cared about her lack of ass, I cared about her lack of talent.

Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 09:00 PM (v27SO)

135 I'll sign off for tonight by raising a glass to the high school band director who was told by the cops to stop playing, the director says "right after this" or words to that effect.
So the cops tazed him.
https://tinyurl.com/2p85x6uk
Posted by: gourmand du jour

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What the...

"The altercation occurred Thursday around 9 p.m. local time after a game at Jackson-Olin High School in Birmingham, Ala."

Oh, nevermind.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:02 PM (SfD1B)

136 What is the difference between Ray Epps and Terry Norman?

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 19, 2023 09:03 PM (VlOfF)

137 hahaha, they released the bodycam video of the band

https://tinyurl.com/24aynb9x

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:03 PM (SfD1B)

138 You are so mean!
~Brie Larson

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 08:59 PM (UG5gA)

I never cared about her lack of ass, I cared about her lack of talent.
Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 09:00 PM (v27SO)
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Have always said this fixation on her ass is totally focusing on the wrong side.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 09:04 PM (uSHSS)

139 GatGPT: ‘Ghost Gun’ Pioneer Launches AI
tinyurl.com/2f3yfera

Monday night, GatGPT’s beta went live. The large language model developed by Defense Distributed is similar to ChatGPT...But its well-armed cousin is willing to discuss things ChatGPT is programmed not to, namely firearms design and manufacture.
“Defense Distributed, in releasing GatGPT, declares a Digital 2nd Amendment,” the website’s manifesto said. “Americans must have access to compute, databases, & AI models, the newest weapons of the digital age, not just to defend ourselves against corporate and government depredation, but to defend our civic identity & humanity.”
DD’s goals are far loftier than developing a competent chatbot...hopes the tech can be built out to provide an alternative to big tech’s online advertising & search monopoly...
“We’re talking general agents, large language models, to do lots of things” Wilson said. “Can it create code for CNC milling? Can it synthesize relevant STL data based on text prompts? We believe all that is possible.”
...hopes the AI will advance its political philosophy by countering and making irrelevant government attempts to restrict the spread of certain information.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 19, 2023 09:04 PM (9aVck)

140 hahaha, they released the bodycam video of the band
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They're pretty good -- I could see it if they sucked but not there.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 09:08 PM (krqg6)

141
hahaha, they released the bodycam video of the band

_________

What the actual hell? Did it really have to come down to a tazing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 09:10 PM (MoZTd)

142 138 You are so mean!
~Brie Larson

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 08:59 PM (UG5gA)

I never cared about her lack of ass, I cared about her lack of talent.
Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2023 09:00 PM (v27SO)
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Have always said this fixation on her ass is totally focusing on the wrong side.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 09:04 PM (uSHSS)

She was hot in Free Fire.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 19, 2023 09:13 PM (DCsOE)

143 hahaha, they released the bodycam video of the band

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What the actual hell? Did it really have to come down to a tazing?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 09:10 PM (MoZTd)
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I'm inclined to think the director was being a jerk, but any cop pulling duty at a high school football game should expect to stay late after everyone has left.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 09:14 PM (uSHSS)

144 hahaha, they released the bodycam video of the band

https://tinyurl.com/24aynb9x
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:03 PM (SfD1B)

They went over the legally allowed level of school spirit. Tazings for all involved!

(That shrill lady cop needs to be put on desk duty. In a Mexican prison.)

Posted by: Robert at September 19, 2023 09:14 PM (orBUI)

145 What the actual hell? Did it really have to come down to a tazing?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

When the cops say everyone has to leave they *really* mean it in Birmingham!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 09:14 PM (UG5gA)

146 Oh, we know who the father is. Her granddaddy Virago, who begat Faith, who begat Carmen, who begat Delilah.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 07:57 PM (MoZTd)

So if Ashley Biden throws a litter off Joe, it's legit?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2023 09:16 PM (V8W8Y)

147 hahaha, they released the bodycam video of the band

_________

What the actual hell? Did it really have to come down to a tazing?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Probably not, but Birmingham being Birmingham, even the band director gone get all GET OUT MY FACE!!! to the cops.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:16 PM (SfD1B)

148 When the cops say everyone has to leave they *really* mean it in Birmingham!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 09:14 PM (UG5gA)

Also, never suggest that a B'ham police officer loves his mother a bit too much, especially when your hands are cuffed behind you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 09:16 PM (aD39U)

149 The youtube comments are fascinating. That John Edwards guy was right about the two Americas.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:17 PM (SfD1B)

150 BPD are not to be screwed with.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 09:17 PM (5xURv)

151 > What the actual hell? Did it really have to come down to a tazing?
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Eventually, it all comes down to tazing, citizen.

Bow Down...

Posted by: The Planets at September 19, 2023 09:17 PM (Q4IgG)

152 I watched a women's beach handball game on youtube between Norway and Denmark. Before long I was rooting for both teams. Denmark 23, Norway 18 final.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at September 19, 2023 09:18 PM (83IzV)

153 Yea, about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 09:18 PM (Q4IgG)

154 On the other hand, they were too busy rearranging my face to find our weed, so it was a win-win.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 09:18 PM (aD39U)

155 Oh, there are coefficients of consanguinity that can be used. But a complete outcross is often a mistake.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

Haz sad.

Posted by: That pit bull down the street. at September 19, 2023 09:18 PM (V8W8Y)

156 What the actual hell? Did it really have to come down to a tazing?
_________

Eventually, it all comes down to tazing, citizen.

Bow Down...
Posted by: The Planets

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The problem being

Hey, y'all need to stop, it's time to go
GET OUT MY FACE
It's time to go, they're turning out the lights
GET OUT MY FACE (prompts band to keep playing)
You're going to go to jail if you continue
GET OUT MY FACE etc etc

It never had to reach that point, but there's always a common denominator. It's neat that this one was literally a teacher teaching the kids to behave that way and not some druggie selling loosies on the corner.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:21 PM (SfD1B)

157 And when the song was finished at 10:05, everyone left as the bandmaster said they would.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 19, 2023 09:21 PM (krqg6)

158 I did a high school exchange in Birmingham and have many, many stories to tell. A real wayback machine, that place.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2023 09:22 PM (eR2aG)

159 Well shit.

Apparently it's the new thing for young men of color to steal a car, then rear end another car, get out and carjack the car they just hit when the owner gets out to survey damage and discuss.

Eff that.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 09:22 PM (a83VZ)

160 158 I did a high school exchange in Birmingham and have many, many stories to tell. A real wayback machine, that place.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2023 09:22 PM (eR2aG)

It's a shithole. You can say it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 09:23 PM (5xURv)

161 Steve Schmidt
@SteveSchmidtSES
"If Donald Trump wins, thousands of his appointees will come into office and they will strip bare the federal government. They will disassemble the government of the United States."
I lay out what we can expect if Trump wins in 2024: https://youtu.be/7UYNTtBz-zc

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Dude, you had me at "Trump wins."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 09:23 PM (FVME7)

162
"If Donald Trump wins, thousands of his appointees will come into office and they will strip bare the federal government. They will disassemble the government of the United States."

__________

Hot damn! Where do I contribute?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 09:24 PM (fgPXD)

163 161 Steve Schmidt
@SteveSchmidtSES
"If Donald Trump wins, thousands of his appointees will come into office and they will strip bare the federal government. They will disassemble the government of the United States."
I lay out what we can expect if Trump wins in 2024: https://youtu.be/7UYNTtBz-zc

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Dude, you had me at "Trump wins."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 09:23 PM (FVME7)

Yeah, don't tease me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 09:24 PM (5xURv)

164 Steve Schmidt is still alive ??

Posted by: runner at September 19, 2023 09:25 PM (V13WU)

165 Steve Schmidt is still alive ??

His hair isn't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 19, 2023 09:25 PM (aD39U)

166 hahaha, they released the bodycam video of the band

https://tinyurl.com/24aynb9x
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie

Whatever went down at the ball game itself couldn't have been as entertaining as the Tazing was.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2023 09:26 PM (ATSTk)

167 I'll sign off for tonight by raising a glass to the high school band director who was told by the cops to stop playing, the director says "right after this" or words to that effect.
So the cops tazed him.
https://tinyurl.com/2p85x6uk
Posted by: gourmand du jour

This one time at band camp . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 09:27 PM (FVME7)

168 Yeah, don't tease me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Due to the current band director discussion I read that as:
Don't taze me bro...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 09:28 PM (UG5gA)

169 As long as you house them and handle the problems...

Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray

Louis CK explains why he supports open borders. “My feeling is that we should open it. Let everybody pour in, but then there will be all these problems. Yes, there should be. It shouldn’t be so great here in America."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 09:28 PM (TGPs7)

170 Apparently it's the new thing for young men of color to steal a car, then rear end another car, get out and carjack the car they just hit when the owner gets out to survey damage and discuss.

Eff that.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 09:22 PM (a83VZ)

Denali holster when you get put of the car.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 09:31 PM (uSHSS)

171 I did a high school exchange in Birmingham and have many, many stories to tell. A real wayback machine, that place.

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Per capita violence is massively greater than Chicago. So much so that Chicago would need to put millions of dollars in funding and awareness-raising efforts into catching up.

"BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WBMA) — Birmingham's homicide rate outpaces the majority of other American cities, including Chicago, Washington D.C., and Detroit, according to the FBI's 2019 Crime in the United States data, as well as data directly from city police officials and the U.S. Census Bureau.

Birmingham was number three for homicides in the US during 2019 with 50.56 murders out of every 100,000 residents.

That’s a higher murder rate than Chicago (18.26 murders out of every 100K residents)..."

https://tinyurl.com/2alxbblg

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:31 PM (SfD1B)

172 One of my favorite Birmingham moments was a few years ago when there were 100 homicides and zero white male offenders.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:31 PM (SfD1B)

173 I don't remember Lawrence Welk ever getting tazed even though he had that troublemaker Myron Floren in the band.

Posted by: Polka Inferno at September 19, 2023 09:32 PM (83IzV)

174 There's a line north of the city you don't cross in Bham. Like most cities, you don't want to be there after dark.

Basically north of UAB.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 09:33 PM (5xURv)

175 Apparently it's the new thing for young men of color to steal a car, then rear end another car, get out and carjack the car they just hit when the owner gets out to survey damage and discuss.

Eff that.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 09:22 PM (a83VZ)

Damn, that's Genius Award material right there. Why carjack a damaged car?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2023 09:34 PM (V8W8Y)

176 Baby elephant, Switzerland and cutie snails! Can it get any better? Yes, let's learn a little more about that high school move. 😳😉🤗.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 19, 2023 09:34 PM (GshMh)

177 @SteveSchmidtSES
"If Donald Trump wins, thousands of his appointees will come into office and they will strip bare the federal government. They will disassemble the government of the United States."

Whoda thunk Steve Schitt could give anyone a boner?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2023 09:35 PM (er/zX)

178
Birmingham was number three for homicides in the US during 2019 with 50.56 murders out of every 100,000 residents.

_________

Just shows states that voted for Trump are more violent than blue states!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 09:35 PM (fgPXD)

179 I didn't type that with my thumbs ...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 19, 2023 09:35 PM (er/zX)

180 I don't remember Lawrence Welk ever getting tazed even though he had that troublemaker Myron Floren in the band.
Posted by: Polka Inferno at September 19, 2023 09:32 PM (83IzV)

Who runs through the woods going "A one, and a two...?"

Lawrence Elk.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2023 09:35 PM (uSHSS)

181 I don't remember Lawrence Welk ever getting tazed even though he had that troublemaker Myron Floren in the band.
Posted by: Polka Inferno at September 19, 2023 09:32 PM (83IzV)

That almost begs for a link to the Stan Freberg skit about Welk and the Aragon Ballroom.

(manfully resists)

"Turn...off...the bubble machine."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2023 09:36 PM (V8W8Y)

182 The state of Alabama is a sea of red. But Birmingham is a blue city run by corrupt democrats and has been for decades.

Alabama is just like Georgia with Atlanta. Red state, blue city.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)

183 There's a line north of the city you don't cross in Bham. Like most cities, you don't want to be there after dark.

Basically north of UAB.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

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When I was a little boy I used to love driving through and looking out of the back window where I sat and seeing Vulcan. Now I don't care if I ever see it again. It's such a shame, too.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:37 PM (SfD1B)

184 Apparently it's the new thing for young men of color to steal a car, then rear end another car, get out and carjack the car they just hit when the owner gets out to survey damage and discuss.

Eff that.

Posted by: nurse ratched

I remember a video, shared here I think, of a bunch stopping on a raised onramp. They got out and started back for the next car which was a truck... who's driver promptly accelerated and pushed the stopped car while the perps ran and tried to get back into said car.
Entertaining it was...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2023 09:37 PM (UG5gA)

185 When I was a little boy I used to love driving through and looking out of the back window where I sat and seeing Vulcan. Now I don't care if I ever see it again. It's such a shame, too.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:37 PM (SfD1B)

Democrats ruin everything. That's the shame.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 09:38 PM (5xURv)

186
Alabama is just like Georgia with Atlanta. Red state, blue city.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 19, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)

__________

I took a look once and something like two-thirds (or more) of the homicides in Wisconsin were in Milwaukee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 09:39 PM (fgPXD)

187 The band director resisting arrest and getting tased starts at 4:36. It's pretty hilarious. There really is very little difference between George Floyd and a Birmingham teacher.

The part where the band director tries to walk it off and look cool before the cop shoots the leads into him and cranks the juice up is fantastic.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:40 PM (SfD1B)

188 Lawrence Welk (March 11, 1903 – May 17, 1992) was an American accordionist, bandleader, and television impresario, who hosted The Lawrence Welk Show from 1951 to 1982.
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Quite a run. Longer than Carson. (1962–1992)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 09:42 PM (Q4IgG)

189 Lawrence Welk (March 11, 1903 – May 17, 1992) was an American accordionist, bandleader, and television impresario, who hosted The Lawrence Welk Show from 1951 to 1982.
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Quite a run. Longer than Carson. (1962–1992)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 09:42 PM (Q4IgG)

He retired from television to devote his full time to hire out to parties of deer hunters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2023 09:45 PM (V8W8Y)

190 Lawrence Welk (March 11, 1903 – May 17, 1992) was an American accordionist, bandleader, and television impresario, who hosted The Lawrence Welk Show from 1951 to 1982.

Best LW bit ever!:

https://youtu.be/t8tdmaEhMHE?si=1AFj-8WYHT_UB9gZ&t=5

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2023 09:45 PM (ATSTk)

191 There really is very little difference between George Floyd and a Birmingham teacher.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:40 PM (SfD1B)

Wow...do you really believe that, or is it just trolling bullshit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 09:48 PM (lQONO)

192 *starts bubble machine*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2023 09:48 PM (ovV/V)

193 Wow...do you really believe that, or is it just trolling bullshit?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 09:48 PM (lQONO)

I think you missed the sarc tag, CBD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2023 09:49 PM (V8W8Y)

194 I think you missed the sarc tag, CBD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2023 09:49 PM (V8W8Y)

I must have.

Cops are not on our side any more.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 09:50 PM (lQONO)

195 Bubble machines are dope, yo.

Posted by: Zombi Lawrence Welk at September 19, 2023 09:51 PM (Q4IgG)

196 There really is very little difference between George Floyd and a Birmingham teacher.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:40 PM (SfD1B)

Wow...do you really believe that, or is it just trolling bullshit?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

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Never been to Birmingham, CBD?

Watch the video if you haven't. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:51 PM (SfD1B)

197 Damn, that's Genius Award material right there. Why carjack a damaged car?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It isn't about the acquisition of a car, it's about being assholes and terrorizing normal people. I will not be afraid. I will go on the offense.

Bring it.

Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 19, 2023 09:53 PM (Otsi6)

198 Watch 2:10 of the video to get going with it. It really is fantastic where he tells the cops to get out his face and then instructs the band to play louder.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:54 PM (SfD1B)

199 ..I took a look once and something like two-thirds (or more) of the homicides in Wisconsin were in Milwaukee. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2023 09:39 PM (fgPXD)

And most of those, were Homie-cides.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2023 09:54 PM (e6UQI)

200 Bubble machines are dope, yo.
Posted by: Zombi Lawrence Welk at September 19, 2023 09:51 PM (Q4IgG)

If you have never heard the Stan Freberg skit lampooning (and lovingly, I might add) Lawrence Welk, look it up on Youtube. The video was added by some presenter; the original was an audio-only album. But it fits the dialog pretty well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2023 09:55 PM (V8W8Y)

201 One Of The Best: 33 years ago today, the movie
Goodfellas was released...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 19, 2023 09:57 PM (TGPs7)

202 Watch the video if you haven't. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 19, 2023 09:51 PM (SfD1B)

I did. A loud band and a band director with a chip on his shoulder doesn't rise to the need for violence. Him getting tazed is disgusting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 10:00 PM (lQONO)

203 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

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Dude, you're already a legend.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 19, 2023 10:02 PM (FVME7)

204 I did. A loud band and a band director with a chip on his shoulder doesn't rise the need for violence. Him getting tazed is disgusting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2023 10:00 PM (lQONO)

Well, the band, and the band director, were supposed to be there, right? And all he did was have his kids play a little longer. That sort of thing should be celebrated: a "teacher" getting his charges enthusiastically taking part in stuff. Cops should have backed off and enjoyed the performance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2023 10:03 PM (V8W8Y)

205 So I get the feel that the horde doesn't think much of Jordan Peterson.. seems that he became a Christian a couple years ago and he has become VERY based. He has a much larger following in the world than I realized and he has a gift for stating things clearly. Some people according to my wife are saying that he may well be the person that breaks the modern world wide open for the normies. I just hope if any of that is real he has very good security.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 19, 2023 10:06 PM (3/XaG)

206 Has Switzerland experienced the Blessings of Diversity(TM) yet? Or is it still a place you should visit.

Posted by: SamIam at September 19, 2023 10:08 PM (oasF3)

207 120 Oh. All Hyundais and Kias HAVE the engine immobilizer installed, they just chose not to enable it on the poor people base model cars.

So having the benefit of being able to PUSH A BUTTON to start your car rather than the hopelessly obsolete old fashioned method of actually turning an ignition key also makes your car easier to steal as well as adding another completely useless thing to fail and cost you money?

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 19, 2023 10:11 PM (3/XaG)

208 You know, Mama Pig would have eaten Fetterman, the intellectual runt of the litter in the crib. His brain must still be tender like bacon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 19, 2023 10:15 PM (fY84s)

209 Those Hyundia's and Kia's that have/had the key fob to insert instead of a regular key? They're almost/exactly like the USB connecters for flash drives. If the vehicle is unlocked your likelihood in jacking the vehicle with one is probably better than 50/50. Take a few sticks and your odds are better.

My 2013 Jeep Grand Cherokee was exactly like this. And, yea, I have started it once or more with one. It takes a bit of finesse to get it to work. But once you've got it down...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2023 10:27 PM (Q4IgG)

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