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To make allowances for the 50-year-old high school moron John Fetterman -- to "center" him -- Charles Schumer has ended the Senate's dress code.

So just rock up in your hoodie and sweats. 'S'all good.

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) quietly has directed the Senate's Sergeant at Arms to no longer enforce the chamber's informal dress code for its members, Axios has learned.
Why it matters: The new directive will allow Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.), who tends to favor gym shorts and hoodies over the business attire traditionally required in the chamber, to linger on the Senate floor before and after votes.
"Senators are able to choose what they wear on the Senate floor. I will continue to wear a suit," Schumer said in a statement to Axios.
Fetterman, who was elected last year, initially followed Senate tradition and wore suits. But since returning to the Senate after being treated for clinical depression earlier this year, he frequently has sported the casual look he was known for as Pennsylvania's lieutenant governor.

A court has ruled that a former Yale student, accused of r4pe by another student in the frenzy of #MeToo, may sue his accuser now that he's been acquitted of the charges by an actual jury.

Good. We need consequences.

The former Yale student who was acquitted of rape in 2018 -- but later ousted from the Ivy League institution -- can sue his accuser for defamation over statements she made during a school hearing, the Connecticut Supreme Court ruled this summer.
Saifullah Khan, 30, has had a $110 million defamation lawsuit pending against the Ivy League institution since 2019. Khan has been fighting to bring his accuser, a fellow student, into the suit over a 2018 university hearing that eventually resulted in his expulsion.
Connecticut's high court granted Khan's request in June. The court ruled that the accuser shouldn't receive "qualified immunity" from her school testimony that Khan raped her following a Halloween party in 2015.
Qualified immunity protects people from being sued for statements they make in judicial cases or "quasi judicial" cases.
But the high court said the university hearing wasn't a stand-in court proceeding, since Khan wasn't given the opportunity to cross-examine the accuser.
"For absolute immunity to apply under Connecticut law," the June decision says, "fundamental fairness requires meaningful cross-examination in proceedings like the one at issue."
During the hearing, Khan's team listened to the woman's testimony from a separate room and never got the opportunity to question her. The court ruling said this left his defense attorney to act as a "potted plant."
The court also said the Yale hearing couldn't be considered quasi-judicial because it didn't make the woman testify under oath and didn't provide Khan's side with a transcript of the testimony.

Some good consequences there -- if schools do not treat quasi-trials more like real trials, then the normal rules which would protect a complaining witness do not apply. So schools are incentivized to provide actual due process, or expose the complaining witnesses they're trying to protect to later legal exposure. In simpler terms: If there's no due process protection for the boy, then there's no qualified immunity for the girl. You choose, woke kangaroo courts.

New Mexico's tyrant, La Emperatiz Lujan-Gresham, has announced new unilateral, unconstitutional burdens on the right to carry arms because why not.

Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (D-NM) announced a narrower public health order temporarily banning the carry of guns at parks and playgrounds in the Albuquerque, New Mexico, area after a broader suspension was struck down by a federal judge.
The new order comes a week after Lujan Grisham instituted an order that suspended the right to carry firearms in the greater Albuquerque area. The governor also announced the new order would be implemented as a replacement for the previous public health order.

"I'm going to continue pushing to make sure that all of us are using every resource available to put an end to this public health emergency with the urgency it deserves," Lujan Grisham said in a statement. "I will not accept the status quo -- enough is enough."
The health order suspended the right to carry firearms at parks and playgrounds in Albuquerque as well as Bernalillo County.

Alex Baldwin's motion to stay a lawsuit against him for his Rust killing has been denied.

The key gaffer on the indie-western film "Rust" has moved forward with the lawsuit against Alec Baldwin for the fatal shooting of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.
Baldwin lost his attempt to stay a lawsuit as his legal team argued that the special prosecution in the case is actively considering filing new charges against the actor -- leaving him in possible criminal jeopardy.
Baldwin's lawyer noted that the court adjourned the scheduling conference in the case until November. The plaintiffs agreed not to serve discovery in the near term, and the court said that Baldwin's legal team is permitted to refile the motion if circumstances change.

2 women in their 70’s were convicted for “blocking” an abortion clinic and now face up to 11 years in prison.

Meanwhile most BLM protestors who burned down buildings and destroyed our country for months had their charges dropped. pic.twitter.com/4j6M7SlQFD
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 18, 2023

Content warning: Naked drag queen (or transgender, or both) parades down the street wearing only pasties at a "family-friendly" event.

Drag queen shakes his ass and shrieks "suck my d*ck" at another "family-friendly" event.

You’re allowed to be racist only against white people. Tiktok will even promote your racist videos calling white people all kinds of slurs pic.twitter.com/nt0yivgWGj
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 18, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Another step in the coarsening of society.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2023 06:29 PM (vFG9F)

2 "JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.
Posted by: andycanuck"

It was in the last place they looked.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2023 06:31 PM (vFG9F)

3 I reckon it's just you and me, ace.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2023 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

4 The F35 crashed in Williamsburg County. Alert the Billboard lawyers and bail bonds men

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2023 06:33 PM (nnp+f)

5 That cat....I feel ya

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 18, 2023 06:34 PM (xcxpd)

6 Enough. I can only hate leftists so much.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 18, 2023 06:34 PM (k+zOL)

7 Well this fits. We're a silly, unserious country now so our representatives should dress like dirtbags. Fuck it.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 18, 2023 06:34 PM (tRd71)

8 We need to go further. Qualified immunity needs to be much restricted, and should not be absolute, as it seems to have become.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2023 06:34 PM (brAQZ)

9 Ge I have some clever names for all of those TikTokers… but of course I cannot use any of them because it would be racist… the irony, it burns..

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:35 PM (PCK5/)

10 @2

>>It was in the last place they looked.

I'm still trying to figure out what the Op here is as these chuckle heads actually expect us to believe they "lost" the most expensive jet fighter ever developed, somewhere within the continental US.

It's absurd, but then again, everything is absurd.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2023 06:36 PM (XV/Pl)

11 They found the F35.. what a relief.. I was filled with angst..

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:36 PM (PCK5/)

12 We need to go further. Qualified immunity needs to be much restricted, and should not be absolute, as it seems to have become.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2023 06:34 PM (brAQZ)
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It's kinda right there in the term: You need to "qualify" according to specific and narrow criteria for immunity. Otherwise, you are fair game.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2023 06:36 PM (BpYfr)

13 Qualified immunity is BS. If someone breaks the law they are criminals and should be treated like one.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 06:37 PM (evrRm)

14 Tin foil hat kitty. Intercepting gopher signals.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

15 Doug LaMalfa Delivers Epic Rant Against Gavin Newsom On The House Floor
youtube.com/watch?v=oxN2hac8xbc
Forbes Breaking News
2.17M subscribers
387K views 3 days ago
Rep. Doug LaMalfa (R-CA) spoke out against electric vehicle mandates and forest management regulations imposed by the state of California and Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA).

House approves bill against Calif. Clean Air Act waivers
https://tinyurl.com/39tszte2
The House approved Republican-backed legislation Thursday taking aim at efforts in California and other states to increase electric vehicle sales.
The “Preserving Choice in Vehicle Purchases Act,” H.R. 1435, from Rep. John Joyce (R-Pa.) would block EPA from giving California a waiver to “limit the sale or use of new motor vehicles with internal combustion engines.” It passed 222-190.
“It’s vital that we stop this effort to force an electric transition on America,” House Energy and Commerce Chair Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.) said during debate.
California wants to phase out the sale of new gasoline-powered cars by 2035. An EPA waiver would allow other states to follow the Golden State’s lead.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 18, 2023 06:38 PM (9aVck)

16 (oh, and please ignore my driving habits.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 06:38 PM (evrRm)

17 They should put one of those Apple Air Tags on it next time.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 18, 2023 06:38 PM (MeG8a)

18 They found the F35..
......

Too bad, we coulda had fun for days with that one.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

19 Ghouls on Twitter think the 11 sentence for the ladies is just fine because they were blocking people from "health care."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 18, 2023 06:39 PM (2YtOq)

20 if schools do not treat quasi-trials more like real trials, then the normal rules which would protect a complaining witness do not apply.

They should be illegal. If you're criminally liable for impersonating governmental officials, then a 'quasi-trial' should be the same offense. Arrest them all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2023 06:39 PM (IG4Id)

21 Wipipo iz bayud.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 18, 2023 06:40 PM (vrCMJ)

22 early for off topic but wanna share this from today's wall st journal:

Weighing more than 100 pounds, big cats have long reigned over this hot and semi-arid region of Brazil, developing tougher paws for the scorched earth and reaching speeds of 50 miles an hour to bring down wild boar and deer.

But nothing could have prepared them for the 150-foot blades now slicing up the deep blue sky above them.

Jaguars and pumas are facing extinction in the Caatinga, Brazil’s northeastern shrub-lands, as Europe and China pour investment into wind farms, puncturing the land with vast turbines that are scaring the animals away from the region's scant water sources.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:40 PM (B1FKF)

23 It's supposed to be illegal to demonstrate in front of SC Justices, yet, the cops let it slide. Meanwhile, get in the way of Moloch and his child sacrifice, go to jail.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 18, 2023 06:41 PM (2YtOq)

24 F35's just don't go flying on a lark, especially within the US, there are extensive mission plans for every flight, it's tracked to within a MM, it's every action logged and analyzed.

This is the stupidest Op of a cavalcade of stupid Ops.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2023 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)

25 Charles Schumer has ended the Senate's dress code.
.......

If the olds start showing up naked, we'll know it's all over.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

26 Jaguars and pumas are facing extinction in the Caatinga, Brazil’s northeastern shrub-lands, as Europe and China pour investment into wind farms, puncturing the land with vast turbines that are scaring the animals away from the region's scant water sources.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2023 06:40 PM

That's too bad. If they could get close I'm sure they'd be able to feast on all the endangered birds those things kill.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 18, 2023 06:42 PM (OYxA4)

27 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 13m
JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2m
It's official: Debris from a F-35 fighter jet that went missing Sunday has been located in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 22m
BREAKING: Missing F-35 jet crashed in Williamsburg County, north of Charleston, debris field located, according to officials
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One report I quoted yesterday refused to use "he" or "she" referring to the 'singular' pilot and used "they" instead so I'm guessing Sybil.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:43 PM (krqg6)

28 The F35 cockpit was made to be flown by a white guy, just who was flying that complicated airplane?

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2023 06:43 PM (NxC5+)

29 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
JUST IN - Marine Corps issue a two-day "stand-down" for "all aviation units" both "inside and outside" of the U.S. following the disappearance of a F-35 warplane — ABC

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:43 PM (krqg6)

30 The pilots name was Penny… she resolutely ignored the “ Check Engine” light…

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

31 BREAKING: Missing F-35 jet crashed in Williamsburg County, north of Charleston, debris field located, according to officials

Have we told the Marines yet? They were asking for help finding it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (CaJIi)

32 "JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.
Posted by: andycanuck"

It was in the last place they looked.
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2023 06:31 PM (vFG9F)

I know, Wrong Carolina, right? At least in NC, when the USAF screws up, we get unrecoverable H-bombs buried in our dirt.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (rj6Yv)

33 New dress code - commando in kilt everyday.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (ga8qR)

34 Mayo monkey?

Mayo is white
Duke's is a brand of Mayo
Duke is the last name of a well known White Supremacist
John Wayne (a toxic white male) was known as "The Duke"

It all fits....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper (this tinfoil hat is suprisingly comfortable) at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

35 In The Great Santini, when he wasn’t being all white and drunk and abusing his wife and kids, he flew his damaged plane over the Atlantic so as to avoid populated areas.

In 2023, just jump out and who cares where it crashes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2023 06:46 PM (R/m4+)

36 F35's just don't go flying on a lark, especially within the US, there are extensive mission plans for every flight, it's tracked to within a MM, it's every action logged and analyzed.

This is the stupidest Op of a cavalcade of stupid Ops.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Pilot bailed (no reason given that I've seen), transponder was off, with the plane on Autopilot. Autopilot took over after marine bailed, and kept the bird in the air for a while. (I don't know where the bailout was or how far from the BO the plane was found.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 06:46 PM (evrRm)

37 Too bad, we coulda had fun for days with that one.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

Like the submersible. Like the spy balloons. Like Bobert. Like the cocaine.

Kayfabe.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2023 06:46 PM (xhaym)

38 33 New dress code - commando in kilt everyday.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (ga8qR)

Now that's what I'm talkin' aboot.

Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie at September 18, 2023 06:47 PM (PiwSw)

39 16 (oh, and please ignore my driving habits.)
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And Fetterman isn't competent enough to dress himself properly in a buttoned shirt but he's okay to make a multi-hour drive to/from an UAW event/protest??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:47 PM (krqg6)

40 The pilots name was Penny… she resolutely ignored the “ Check Engine” light…
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

"Oh my God, it's FINE. The mechanic looked at it in June and said it was a... Vapor something... I don't know. It's fine!"

/just kidding obviously, all the lovely ladies here please don't shoot me

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 06:48 PM (v27SO)

41 New dress code - commando in kilt everyday.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (ga8qR)

OLD MAN BALLS WILL COME TO ORDER!

Posted by: Schmuck E. Choomer at September 18, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

42 Lets all copy Alec Baldwin and start calling people we don't like "gaffers", because while I have no idea what that word means it sounds dismissive. Don't shoot them, though. Gotta draw the Baldwin line somewhere.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:49 PM (NrEAT)

43 27 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 13m
JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2m
It's official: Debris from a F-35 fighter jet that went missing Sunday has been located in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 22m
BREAKING: Missing F-35 jet crashed in Williamsburg County, north of Charleston, debris field located, according to officials
====
One report I quoted yesterday refused to use "he" or "she" referring to the 'singular' pilot and used "they" instead so I'm guessing Sybil.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:43 PM (krqg6)

The latest DailyMail article said HE ejected and is in the hospital. But it of course did not say if the pilot is a male he or a female he.

Posted by: GL at September 18, 2023 06:49 PM (5fDan)

44 In another new edict, Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (D-NM) announced that for public health reasons all public streets and sidewalks are now public parks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 06:49 PM (ga8qR)

45 41 New dress code - commando in kilt everyday.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 06:45 PM (ga8qR)

OLD MAN BALLS WILL COME TO ORDER!
Posted by: Schmuck E. Choomer at September 18, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

Aye!

Posted by: Senator Dianne Feinstein, waking up from a nap at September 18, 2023 06:49 PM (PiwSw)

46 2 "JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.
Posted by: andycanuck"

It was in the last place they looked.

that's because they stopped looking.

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2023 06:49 PM (oY6Yp)

47 As said downstairs, read a article there might be a double Fetterman, who can now speak a few words of the English language that go together but seen the two different Fettermans and they are not the same guy

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

48 Is it possible that the F35 is Hi-Tech junk? Like many cars?

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:51 PM (PCK5/)

49 California suing oil companies again for 'climate change'.
Oil companies should shut down CA refineries to make sure no more damage is done to CA environment.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 06:52 PM (evrRm)

50 Sorry they found the F35. I was looking forward to the FBI "wanted" billboards switching from J6 Republicans to the plane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:52 PM (NrEAT)

51 Can't wait to hear the debrief from the pilot of the lost F-35B.

Oh.... nevermind. Mechanical or other systems failure... amirite?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2023 06:52 PM (Q4IgG)

52 Debris from a F-35 fighter jet that went missing Sunday has been located in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.

A few miles west of the town of Conway, I guess. They've been searching there for quite a while today.
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ac7794

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2023 06:53 PM (CaJIi)

53 It wasn't a Black Hole?

Posted by: Respected Journalist Don LeMom at September 18, 2023 06:53 PM (PiwSw)

54 The new Fetterman has no lump. Lumpless. had a lumpectomy. Now sans lump.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

55 Oh.... nevermind. Mechanical or other systems failure... amirite?

Posted by: Martini Farmer

He bailed. The pane flew on. Imma guessing his career as a Marine aviator are over.

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2023 06:54 PM (cPGH3)

56 Trump planning to go to Detroit,
the night of the second Republican debate,
to meet the striking workers... Via Howie Carr Show

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2023 06:54 PM (TGPs7)

57 Odds that Russia will be blamed for the crash.. or Trump??

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

58 54 The new Fetterman has no lump. Lumpless. had a lumpectomy. Now sans lump.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
_____________

Maybe he/they just finished the process of mitosis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2023 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

59 Is it possible that the F35 is Hi-Tech junk? Like many cars?
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:51 PM (PCK5/)

"Thank you for using F35Help. Briefly, describe the problem."

"Engine is off!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Did you say, "Anchor Hoff"?"

"ENGINE IS OFF!"

"Okay, transferring your call to

"EDGAR

"CROFT. Please stay on the line."

*Pilot ejects*
*Which causes the engine to re-light, somehow*

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 06:55 PM (v27SO)

60 He bailed. The pane flew on. Imma guessing his career as a Marine aviator are over.
Posted by: MkY

OR... he saw the mechs had used duct tape to reattach an engine.
It's one or the other.

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2023 06:56 PM (cPGH3)

61 It's the first day of the return to the House of Commons by our federal government and Justin gets back at India for his 'poor' treatment there recently, and tries to take the heat off his ass from a Party revolt, inflation, housing and refugees by misusing Secret [I'd imagine] material to attack India for 'helping' to kill a Sikh separatist leader in British Columbia:

https://tinyurl.com/4zmne37n
17 seconds

It looks like China gave someone an order.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 06:56 PM (krqg6)

62 That rape immunity gig is awesome. All the benefit, none of the risk.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 06:56 PM (SfD1B)

63 Via CNBC:
Former President Donald Trump is planning to visit Detroit next week to speak with current and former union members instead of attending the Republican primary debate, his campaign told CNBC on Monday.

A campaign spokesman confirmed reporting in The New York Times that Trump, the clear frontrunner in the race for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, intends to counterprogram the second primary debate as his rivals compete to catch up to his lead.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2023 06:56 PM (TGPs7)

64 Tomorrow is "dress like a pirate" day in the US Senate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2023 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

65 It will take years for the Feds to figure out what went wrong with the plane, or why there was a Chinese flag and a note saying "Eric, give me a call the next time a plane goes missing - Fang Fang" at the crash site.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 18, 2023 06:56 PM (OYxA4)

66 I bet if you ask KJP, she denies they ever even lost the F35.

"I was asked this question already and I have nothing new for you. My colleagues in the Lost F35 Office will take over all further comment and you are an inconsiderate asshole for even presuming to ask me about it."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 06:56 PM (NrEAT)

67 54 The new Fetterman has no lump. Lumpless. had a lumpectomy. Now sans lump.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

Oh NO!

It's on the loose! Hide your wives, hide your kids!!!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 18, 2023 06:57 PM (RLLZj)

68 If the olds start showing up naked, we'll know it's all over.
Posted by: wth

Wearing dependson the outside making them easier to change during a filibuster.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 06:57 PM (ga8qR)

69 New Fetterman doesn't have that Cro-magnon brow

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:57 PM (fwDg9)

70 I don't give a fuck if Fettermonster was a dock worker instead of a US GODDAM SENATOR, a middle aged man shouldn't dress like that if he's not heading into a gym at that moment. And it looks like Fetterman has been avoiding that place for a while now. Show some self respect, you fucking donkey vegetable.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 18, 2023 06:57 PM (tRd71)

71 Dare I ask which senator you're willing to tolerate seeing in a swimsuit on the Senate floor as a protest to bring back the dress code?

Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 06:57 PM (l4cAW)

72 >>> Enough. I can only hate leftists so much.

Try harder. Dig deep.

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2023 06:57 PM (86W+h)

73 Of course the Senate should have Toga Day

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 06:58 PM (fwDg9)

74 Also the "say three racial slurs against white people" is great because I've always associated snowbunnies with something fantastic, and the "mayo" whatever is a direct reference to an advanced form of cooking.

Way to go, cultures that couldn't conceive and construct two story buildings or figure out how to keep honeybees.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 06:58 PM (SfD1B)

75 So apparently the Albuquerque parks are unhealthy. Good to know.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 06:59 PM (uSHSS)

76 Dare I ask which senator you're willing to tolerate seeing in a swimsuit on the Senate floor as a protest to bring back the dress code?
Posted by: desertgardens

Dare I ask which senator you're willing to tolerate seeing in a swimsuit on the Senate floor as a protest to bring back the dress code?
Posted by: desertgardens

Feinstein, for the change!

Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2023 06:59 PM (cPGH3)

77 America is the world's laughing stock. Thanks F. Joe Biden. Cripes, even Haiti thinks we're a clown country now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2023 06:59 PM (d2bW3)

78 Tomorrow is "dress like a pirate" day in the US Senate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2023 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

*sees Senator Blutarski resplendent in such attire*

Oh! My! God!!

Posted by: Chuck Schemer as Dean Wormer at September 18, 2023 06:59 PM (4I/2K)

79 Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2023 06:59 PM (cPGH3)

A sight to make sore eyes, for sure.

Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 06:59 PM (l4cAW)

80
The new Fetterman has no lump. Lumpless. had a lumpectomy. Now sans lump.
Posted by: wth

It's not the same guy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2023 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

81 >>> Dare I ask which senator you're willing to tolerate seeing in a swimsuit on the Senate floor as a protest to bring back the dress code?

Sinema AZ

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2023 07:00 PM (86W+h)

82 I don't give a fuck if Fettermonster was a dock worker instead of a US GODDAM SENATOR, a middle aged man shouldn't dress like that if he's not heading into a gym at that moment. And it looks like Fetterman has been avoiding that place for a while now.

--

Someone else pointed it out:

Look at his calves.

Usually large men have large calves. I assume his body dedicated all of that energy to the lump.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:00 PM (SfD1B)

83 Read the thread below about Allen Media and Disney:

Two words -- "Protective Put" or, if you are so inclined "Collared Put."

You bought something for a certain price or got bought out at a price- it stays that price regardless (or around that price within reason) of what the dufus company or idiotic buyers do in the next year. Let's say the valuation is at $50/share - with a protective put, should the share price fall within a certain range within a certain time frame - the put is enforced and the buyers get their price.
Same goes for a collar - lower and upper end triggers the put.

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2023 07:00 PM (K+UlC)

84 >>>Sinema AZ

Posted by: fluffy

Seconded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2023 07:01 PM (d2bW3)

85 S'not a good judgment:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
Marilyn Manson Sentenced for Blowing His Nose on a Videographer

On Monday, Marilyn Manson received a sentence of 20 hours of community service and a fine following his no contest plea to an incident where he blew his nose on a videographer during a 2019 concert...

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 07:01 PM (krqg6)

86 "To make allowances for the 50-year-old high school moron John Fetterman -- to 'center' him -- Charles Schumer has ended the Senate's dress code."

Everyone understands that we're a just a monster truck demolition derby away from Idiocracy, right?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 18, 2023 07:01 PM (aXxgO)

87 I predict Kyrsten Sinema will have the most fun with the new clothing freedoms.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:01 PM (NrEAT)

88 I will continue to wear a suit.

Well now, that right there is some staunch and serious stand on principle. I'm almost all atingle!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 07:01 PM (uSHSS)

89 Sinema AZ

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2023 07:00 PM

The sight has to be offensive enough to make people beg to go back to the dress code. Sinema may not be awful enough to look at to accomplish the mission.

Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 07:01 PM (l4cAW)

90 Dare I ask which senator you're willing to tolerate seeing in a swimsuit on the Senate floor as a protest to bring back the dress code?
Posted by: desertgardens
----

Boebert. New rules say, "identify as." Well, I identify her as a senator.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 18, 2023 07:02 PM (2YtOq)

91 Dare I ask which senator you're willing to tolerate seeing in a swimsuit on the Senate floor as a protest to bring back the dress code?
Posted by: desertgardens

Mandatory Speedos for everyone that doesn't wear a suit (or whatever the female Senators are supposed to wear.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 07:02 PM (evrRm)

92 I will continue to wear a suit.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 18, 2023 07:03 PM (NrEAT)

93 I will continue to wear a suit.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 18, 2023 07:03 PM (NrEAT)

Thank God

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 07:03 PM (v27SO)

94 11 They found the F35.. what a relief.. I was filled with angst..
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 06:36 PM (PCK5/)

Darn. Mr. D and I were going to post flyers on all the electric poles and gas pumps tonight with instructions to call if found. A little guerilla communication is always good for a laugh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 18, 2023 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

95 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 07:02 PM

Mitch in a speedo would do the trick.

Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 07:04 PM (l4cAW)

96 Let the senators wear diapers and crocs.

Half of them do now anyways, get it out in the open.

Clowns.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2023 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

97 They found the F35.. what a relief.. I was filled with angst..
--

Someone posted on the last thread that all flights are grounded for the next two days because of whatever led to the unscheduled ejection and missing airplane.

That doesn't seem like anything good.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:05 PM (SfD1B)

98 Stop the assembly line! Yes, now!

Posted by: "Have You Seen Me" Milk carton printer at September 18, 2023 07:05 PM (PiwSw)

99 "If there's no due process protection for the boy, then there's no qualified immunity for the girl."

Incredible that it's taken this long to ignore common sense. The intentional avoidance of it has eroded pretty much every institution we used to respect.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 18, 2023 07:05 PM (aXxgO)

100 "To make allowances for the 50-year-old high school moron John Fetterman -- to 'center' him -- Charles Schumer has ended the Senate's dress code."
_________________

Why accommodate that mutant?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2023 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

101 Just so you know, mathematicians need to feel shame because some math concepts were discovered by Nazis.

Yes, I'm enrolled in college. How did you know?

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2023 07:06 PM (Sf2cq)

102 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 07:02 PM

Mitch in a speedo would do the trick.
Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 07:04 PM (l4cAW)

You posted this during the dinner hour? Cruel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 07:06 PM (4I/2K)

103 Boburt in a tube top and short shorts.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at September 18, 2023 07:06 PM (VMFAF)

104 Fetterman was """"""""elected"""""""

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at September 18, 2023 07:06 PM (g76W1)

105 They found the F35.. what a relief.. I was filled with angst..

The Chinese embassy told the military where to look for their jet after the CCP's own recovery specialists were complete with their own investigation.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:06 PM (p8A+W)

106 "If there's no due process protection for the boy, then there's no qualified immunity for the girl."

Incredible that it's taken this long to ignore common sense...

--

Listen, the HR department assigned six undergrads to look into this, and they determined that the guy raped her. I don't know what else you want.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:06 PM (SfD1B)

107 I'll take "Headlines I didn't expect to read about Canada today" for $500, Alex:

https://tinyurl.com/42zbuc7y

"Canada expels Indian diplomat as it investigates India's possible link to Sikh activist's murder"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 18, 2023 07:07 PM (qPw5n)

108 Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 07:06 PM

My apologies ;-)

Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 07:07 PM (l4cAW)

109 (lays $100 on table)

The pilots of concern are Ukrainian.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:07 PM (SfD1B)

110 I predict Kyrsten Sinema will have the most fun with the new clothing freedoms.

Who will be the first to come dressed as a furry?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:08 PM (p8A+W)

111 Canadian Foreign Minister Melanie Joly said the head of Indian intelligence in Canada has been expelled as a consequence.
====================
By the way, looking at a picture of Melanie Joly I think I understand who Trudeau's current squeeze might be and why he stayed over an extra few days in India getting his "plane fixed".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:08 PM (NrEAT)

112 Further to #107

And for those whom TinyURL gives fits, here's the same story with the URL shortened by is.gd:

https://is.gd/JhYfSA

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 18, 2023 07:08 PM (qPw5n)

113 Incredible that it's taken this long to ignore common sense. The intentional avoidance of it has eroded pretty much every institution we used to respect.

Tells the world a lot about the quality of a law education from Yale.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:09 PM (p8A+W)

114 >>> Who will be the first to come dressed as a furry?

I bet Ed Markey would if AOC told him it would look cute.

Anyone know how to spoof an email?

Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2023 07:09 PM (86W+h)

115 32 "JUST IN - Missing F-35 fighter jet found, crashed in Williamsburg County, South Carolina.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Are we really supposed to believed that no one in the area noticed a fighter jet crashing?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 18, 2023 07:09 PM (OX9vb)

116 Why it matters: The new directive will allow Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.), who tends to favor gym shorts and hoodies over the business attire traditionally required in the chamber, to linger on the Senate floor before and after votes.

His name is John and this is his special day

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2023 07:09 PM (xhaym)

117 No Sikh jokes Horde...

Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2023 07:09 PM (PCK5/)

118 Grisham's new gun ban in playgrounds and parks?

Is anyone fighting this ban?

Or are we going to roll over and let her show Democrats nationwide that a smaller ban can and will work?

Posted by: re at September 18, 2023 07:09 PM (Ob/r2)

119 Mitch in a speedo would do the trick.
Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 07:04 PM (l4cAW)
_____________

Dianne Feinstein in a thong.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2023 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

120 Breaking911 @Breaking911
SHOCK VIDEO: Man Shot By LAPD After Refusing To Drop Replica Handgun
https://tinyurl.com/29uwh4fn

https://tinyurl.com/2fz4k9mw
1:47 minutes video; no blood and viewed at a distance; I couldn't play the YouTube link as it was 'adult content' so I don't know what it's like -- it looks like no gore as he ran from the cops.

I'm linking this because the dude is smiling the whole time as in the still photo from one of the two female cops' bodycams in the first link. Also, I'm pleased to see that L.A. has an Anzac Street!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 07:10 PM (krqg6)

121 Darn. Mr. D and I were going to post flyers on all the electric poles and gas pumps tonight with instructions to call if found. A little guerilla communication is always good for a laugh.

I thought it would be a great time to auction off junk from the electronics bin in my FiL's garage on eBay claiming to be salvaged F-35 parts.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:11 PM (p8A+W)

122 Speaking of Senate dress codes, Sinema hasn't been in the news for a while.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2023 07:11 PM (SYTee)

123 Canada's new Foreign Minister.

https://shorturl.at/wGI67

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:11 PM (NrEAT)

124 Grisham's new gun ban in playgrounds and parks?
Is anyone fighting this ban?
Or are we going to roll over and let her show Democrats nationwide that a smaller ban can and will work?
Posted by: re at September 18, 2023 07:09 PM (Ob/r2)

I believe this is identical to an ordinance that was passed that is currently being challenged in court.
But someone should check because I am pretty much clueless

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2023 07:11 PM (xhaym)

125 KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

Posted by: Shatner Method at September 18, 2023 07:11 PM (OrlqO)

126 Don LeMon was seconds away from pontificating on tv if the F35 was sucked up in a black hole.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at September 18, 2023 07:12 PM (g76W1)

127 Are we really supposed to believed that no one in the area noticed a fighter jet crashing?

You have no idea how stealthy that design is.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:12 PM (p8A+W)

128 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2023 07:10

And Count said I was cruel?! That's next level.

Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 07:12 PM (l4cAW)

129 Who will be the first to come dressed as a furry?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:08 PM (p8A+W)

I'm all in!

Posted by: David Wu at September 18, 2023 07:12 PM (4I/2K)

130 Someone posted on the last thread that all flights are grounded for the next two days because of whatever led to the unscheduled ejection and missing airplane.
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Someone here too.

[begins to cry, silently to self]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 07:12 PM (krqg6)

131 Grisham's new gun ban in playgrounds and parks?

Is anyone fighting this ban?

Or are we going to roll over and let her show Democrats nationwide that a smaller ban can and will work?
Posted by: re

She amended a her emergency 'law' which had already been stopped by a judge.
It doesn't matter that it has been amended.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 07:13 PM (evrRm)

132 Sen Kennedy in a clown suit? Tester in a speedo? Special guest Nadler in a jock strap? It's gonna be great!

Posted by: free tibet at September 18, 2023 07:13 PM (iNp3L)

133 Who will be the first to come dressed as a furry?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:08 PM (p8A+W)

Wasn't that the Qanon Shaman?

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at September 18, 2023 07:13 PM (g76W1)

134
I wish to note that Strom Thurmond, at the age of 100, always arrived for Senate proceedings properly attired.

On a gurney and grab-assing the ladies, but properly attired.

Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at September 18, 2023 07:14 PM (tbtUD)

135 Someone posted on the last thread that all flights are grounded for the next two days because of whatever led to the unscheduled ejection and missing airplane.
----------
Someone here too.

[begins to cry, silently to self]
Posted by: andycanuck

--

Oh sure, expect people to read the thread. You've been here long enough to know better than that.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:14 PM (SfD1B)

136 Thanks for the #107 info, Grumpy.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 07:14 PM (krqg6)

137 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2023 07:10

And Count said I was cruel?! That's next level.
Posted by: desertgardens at September 18, 2023 07:12 PM (l4cAW)

Indeed. Beyond the pale, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 07:14 PM (4I/2K)

138 You have no idea how stealthy that design is.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:12 PMSenator.
-----

Bubba and friends took turns posing with rifles over their kill.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 18, 2023 07:14 PM (2YtOq)

139 You now you want it-
Katie Porter in g-string and pasties.

Posted by: free tibet at September 18, 2023 07:14 PM (iNp3L)

140 Charles Schumer has ended the Senate's dress code.

Just after Burning Man and in time for Halloween.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:15 PM (p8A+W)

141 Allowing 1 idiot non conformist to rule the attire is exactly what the Leftists agenda is.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

142 This is such a nice story: Trooper stops woman for speeding and ends up praying with her dad who is dying of colon cancer:

https://tinyurl.com/3n6fxdkk

Don't know if this is right to do.. I saw this from Fen in an earlier post and it brought a few years to my eye..thank you Fen and say a prayer for me

Posted by: MO at September 18, 2023 07:15 PM (Pudg0)

143 Mitt Romney will dress as a pork product.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

144 Hahah. Some Mongolian kid in Mongolia did Amarillo by Morning at a talent contest. It's wild.

https://youtu.be/ObipgHTKHVs?si=CYuCaetvwufjAUb_

Song starts at 1:30

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 18, 2023 07:17 PM (dWIfC)

145 You know, setting aside the part where the plane didn't have anything telling anyone else where it was, I'm sort of surprised that there's no "current position" indicator being broadcast back to a base somewhere.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:17 PM (SfD1B)

146 This is such a nice story: Trooper stops woman for speeding and ends up praying with her dad who is dying of colon cancer:

https://tinyurl.com/3n6fxdkk

Don't know if this is right to do.. I saw this from Fen in an earlier post and it brought a few years to my eye..thank you Fen and say a prayer for me
Posted by: MO at September 18, 2023 07:15 PM (Pudg0)

Never not worth a re-post.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (4I/2K)

147 I love movies but I still don't know what a 'key gaffer' does. Put me f'n knowledge.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

148 67 54 The new Fetterman has no lump. Lumpless. had a lumpectomy. Now sans lump.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

Oh NO!

It's on the loose! Hide your wives, hide your kids!!!

big black nemesis
parthenogenesis

Posted by: shriekback at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (oY6Yp)

149 You have no idea how stealthy that design is.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:12 PMSenator.
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Bubba and friends took turns posing with rifles over their kill.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker

Killlt 8 possums when when that sucker come down.

GOOD EATIN' TONITE

Posted by: Bubba and friends (well cousin Bubba Jr. actually got the shot) at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (tbtUD)

150 You know, setting aside the part where the plane didn't have anything telling anyone else where it was, I'm sort of surprised that there's no "current position" indicator being broadcast back to a base somewhere.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:17 PM (SfD1B)
===========
Its an op

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (NrEAT)

151 "To make allowances for the 50-year-old high school moron John Fetterman -- to 'center' him -- Charles Schumer has ended the Senate's dress code."

I didn't know men wearing pants was a dress code in the Senate.
Gone are the days when graduating from short trousers to pants was considered grown-up.

Posted by: old chick at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (sOete)

152 Hahah. Some Mongolian kid in Mongolia did Amarillo by Morning at a talent contest. It's wild.

-

I was really hoping it would be a throat-singing version, but the kid did a good job.

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:19 PM (SfD1B)

153 Mitt Romney will dress as a pork product.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
----------------------------
It's not clothing, its who I am!

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty-Utah) at September 18, 2023 07:19 PM (NrEAT)

154 You don't know how sparsely populated Williamsburg county is.

Huge swaths of land that it could crash in an nobody would notice.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 18, 2023 07:20 PM (JkeTM)

155 I love movies but I still don't know what a 'key gaffer' does. Put me f'n knowledge.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

He gaffs keys, of course. DUH

It's like a flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen. Says so, right on the box.

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 07:20 PM (v27SO)

156 Sen Kennedy in a clown suit? Tester in a speedo? Special guest Nadler in a jock strap? It's gonna be great!
Posted by: free tibet at September 18, 2023 07:13 PM (iNp3L)
.......

Maybe this will wise up the voters to pick younger candidates, just for the visuals.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

157 Did someone try to steal an F-35?

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2023 07:20 PM (SYTee)

158 Some Mongolian kid in Mongolia did Amarillo by Morning at a talent contest. It's wild.

*clears throat*

Cultural Imperialism

Posted by: Free Mongolian BBQ at September 18, 2023 07:21 PM (tbtUD)

159 Killlt 8 possums when when that sucker come down.

GOOD EATIN' TONITE
Posted by: Bubba and friends (well cousin Bubba Jr. actually got the shot) at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (tbtUD)
---'

LOL

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 18, 2023 07:21 PM (2YtOq)

160 Just the idea that you were raped, and decided to go to your super liberal school, instead of the police, shoes how you're basically lying.

If I was shot I wouldn't go to my boss and ask him to get me justice.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 18, 2023 07:22 PM (rJhHb)

161 You're missing a treat if you miss the picture of Canada's FM in @123

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:22 PM (NrEAT)

162 ALL YOUR EJECTION SEATS ARE BELONG TO US.

Posted by: CCP at September 18, 2023 07:22 PM (JkeTM)

163 Maybe this will wise up the voters to pick younger candidates, just for the visuals.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2023 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

Chris Bumstead 2024?

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 07:22 PM (v27SO)

164 Are we really supposed to believed that no one in the area noticed a fighter jet crashing?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 18, 2023 07:09 PM (OX9vb)

++++
When a good portion of the public has their chins on their chests staring at their smart phones, I could really see no one noticing a crashing jet.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2023 07:22 PM (V202s)

165 117 No Sikh jokes Horde...
--------
Or you'll be turbanned!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 07:22 PM (krqg6)

166 Posted by: MO at September 18, 2023 07:15 PM (Pudg0

I will say prayers for you. Don't know what your situation is , but may you receive hope and healing and strength in whatever ways are needed and may you feel the love of the Lord surrounding you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2023 07:22 PM (iXo85)

167 You don't know how sparsely populated Williamsburg county is.

Huge swaths of land that it could crash in an nobody would notice.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

Huh

Lee County only exists statistically because 80% of the population is in the big prison they got.

Posted by: Williamsburg County Proud at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (tbtUD)

168 #136/andycanuck: Quite welcome.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (qPw5n)

169 30 minutes ago

COLUMBIA, SC (WOLO)– In an update Monday afternoon, officials with Joint Base Charleston said they are continuing their search for a missing F35 Jet.

The jet went missing Sunday, near North Charleston, after the pilot ejected safely, say officials

Posted by: re at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (Ob/r2)

170 Some Mongolian kid in Mongolia did Amarillo by Morning at a talent contest. It's wild.

*clears throat*

Cultural Imperialism
Posted by: Free Mongolian BBQ at September 18, 2023 07:21 PM (tbtUD)

We go ride steppes of Texas Panhandle! Saddle up!

Posted by: Genghis Khan at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (4I/2K)

171 Pilot bailed (no reason given that I've seen), transponder was off, with the plane on Autopilot. Autopilot took over after marine bailed, and kept the bird in the air for a while. (I don't know where the bailout was or how far from the BO the plane was found.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 06:46 PM (evrRm)

you'll know it was a white pilot with no connections if he' brought up on charges for wrecking one of the few of those planes able to leave the ground.

In other cases, its the last you'll hear of it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

172 Im guessing all the responses to that tiktok video were "You're dad would find these funny....too bad you've never met him"

Posted by: Rbastid at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (rJhHb)

173 The jet went missing Sunday, near North Charleston, after the pilot ejected safely, say officials
Posted by: re at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (Ob/r2)
================
TJM has himself a spiffy new ride

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:24 PM (NrEAT)

174 Normally plain, military and think civilian have a IFF transponder, If Freind or Foe to keep friendly fire to a minimum. The plane lost in the Indian Ocean turned theirs off makes MD thkn, commercial civilian planes have them.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 07:24 PM (fwDg9)

175 If Ted Cruz comes to the senate floor wearing a bathrobe and fuzzy bunny slippers, he will secure my vote forever.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2023 07:25 PM (nfrXX)

176 The jet went missing Sunday, near North Charleston, after the pilot ejected safely, say officials
Posted by: re at September 18, 2023 07:23 PM (Ob/r2)

The ultimate "You can't fire me, I quit"?

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 07:25 PM (v27SO)

177 You know, setting aside the part where the plane didn't have anything telling anyone else where it was, I'm sort of surprised that there's no "current position" indicator being broadcast back to a base somewhere.
Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:17 PM (SfD1B)
===========
Its an op
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (NrEAT)

There is, if it isn't broken or disabled.

you need an IFF signal to keep your own side from shooting you down.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2023 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

178 🎻
WAPO - Her students reported her for a lesson on race. Can she trust them again?

two of Wood's Advanced Placement English Language and Composition students had reported her to the school board for teaching about race. Wood had assigned her all-White class readings from Ta-Nehisi Coates's "Between the World and Me."
The students wrote in emails that the book - and accompanying videos that played about systemic racism - made them ashamed to be White, violating a South Carolina proviso that forbids teachers from making students "feel discomfort, guilt, anguish, or any other form of psychological distress" on account of their race.
Reading Coates's book felt like "reading hate propaganda towards white people," one student wrote.
Wood finished out the spring semester feeling defeated and betrayed - not only by her students, but by the school system that raised her. Wood believes trust is fundamental to the classroom.
Wood now worried anything, from the most provocative essay to the least interesting comment about her weekend, might be resisted, recorded and reported by the children she was supposed to be teaching.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 18, 2023 07:26 PM (9aVck)

179 If Ted Cruz comes to the senate floor wearing a bathrobe and fuzzy bunny slippers, he will secure my vote forever.
Posted by: Oddbob

And we could do the Lambada

Posted by: Senatrix Sexyboots at September 18, 2023 07:27 PM (tbtUD)

180 Boy that was a spelling mess

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 07:27 PM (fwDg9)

181 I love movies but I still don't know what a 'key gaffer' does. Put me f'n knowledge.
Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at September 18, 2023 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

He gaffs keys, of course. DUH

It's like a flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen. Says so, right on the box.
Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 07:20 PM (v27SO)

In a play the light that follows the star is the key light. Might be part of the derivation.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2023 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

182 Wood now worried anything, from the most provocative essay to the least interesting comment about her weekend, might be resisted, recorded and reported by the children she was supposed to be teaching.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 18, 2023 07:26 PM (9aVck)
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Do her weekends often involve systemic racism?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:28 PM (NrEAT)

183 123 Canada's new Foreign Minister.

She's very pretty. She's also a Liberal and a protege of Justin Trudeau

7/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2023 07:28 PM (iXo85)

184 123 Canada's new Foreign Minister.

She's very pretty. She's also a Liberal and a protege of Justin Trudeau

7/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2023 07:28 PM (iXo85)

185 Pilot gets a master caution or indicator of catastrophic failure leading to ejection. It was obviously a false warning which is why they are all grounded. Autopilot is standard in these situations, and if your transponder is off you're not finding that aircraft. Depending on what systems they were using it's a stealth aircraft and you may not even see it on radar. It crashed in a rural area. Kinda easy to understand.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2023 07:28 PM (8R679)

186 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 46m
UPDATE 🚨 Members of the community should avoid the area as the recovery team secures the debris field. We are transferring incident command to the USMC this evening, as they begin the recovery process, Joint Base Charleston says
https://tinyurl.com/4fs7ratw

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 07:28 PM (krqg6)

187 Wood now worried anything, from the most provocative essay to the least interesting comment about her weekend, might be resisted, recorded and reported by the children she was supposed to be teaching.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 18, 2023 07:26 PM (9aVck)

Yeah, maybe all of you turbolib self-hating white women shouldn't have jumped on that "Normalize toxic cancel culture of anyone we don't like" thing, huh?

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 07:29 PM (v27SO)

188 Sorry for the duplicate post. Funky phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2023 07:29 PM (iXo85)

189 Good thing Fetterman can continue to wear his gym shorts and hoodies. That way when Zelenskyy shows up in his sweat suit again to complain we are not giving him enough money, he won't feel underdressed.

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2023 07:30 PM (pTb/Z)

190 Does this mean female senators can wear yoga pants to work? lol

Unrelated: that seems to be the dress code in high schools now.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 18, 2023 07:30 PM (pIx7m)

191 Gone are the days when graduating from short trousers to pants was considered grown-up.
Posted by: old chick

--

Leadbelly recorded a song called Fannin Street that mentioned that:

https://tinyurl.com/yfftdht9

There was a guy in the 60s named Dave "Snaker" Ray that did a great version, too:

"In them days when you got your long pants you was considered a man."

https://tinyurl.com/2bj78sxb

Posted by: Defenestration Expert Moron Robbie at September 18, 2023 07:30 PM (SfD1B)

192 You don't know how sparsely populated Williamsburg county is.

Huge swaths of land that it could crash in an nobody would notice.

Except all of the meth labs and pot growers.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:31 PM (p8A+W)

193 "the light that follows the star is the key light."

Makes me think of Joan Crawford flix.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at September 18, 2023 07:31 PM (MvF+J)

194 they can all show up nakked for all I care

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2023 07:31 PM (V13WU)

195 Plane computer decided to update and reboot. Reboot kept saying, "just a few minutes more while we finish configuring the updates" Pilot got nervous and bailed because he couldn't wait any longer.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 18, 2023 07:31 PM (2YtOq)

196 Members of the community should avoid the area as the recovery team secures the debris field.

We onry take pickcha

We here fo piknik

Posted by: Chinese Graduate students----ACTIVATE at September 18, 2023 07:31 PM (tbtUD)

197 Sorry for the duplicate post. Funky phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2023 07:29 PM (iXo85)
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No worries Fen; I took it as extra emphasis

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2023 07:31 PM (NrEAT)

198 I used to be live and let live, but I want to be fed AWFULs. Now!

Posted by: The Woodchipper at September 18, 2023 07:32 PM (EzRIp)

199 She is OK, nothing to write home about

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

200 SNOOD

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 18, 2023 07:32 PM (krqg6)

201 7/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2023 07:28 PM (iXo85)

LOL, that from you, Fen, was worth the double post!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 18, 2023 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

202 Unrelated: that seems to be the dress code in high schools now.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at September 18, 2023 07:30 PM (pIx7m)

I've flown commercial a few times recently and I think leggings are the go to for 50% of women in airports. Spent my time in the departure areas staring at the floor or out the window because I couldn't look around without feeling like I was staring at someone's ass.

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 07:32 PM (v27SO)

203 When the pilot returns to his squadron they're going to issue him a rifle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 18, 2023 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

204 As if we needed it, Fettertard is more proof we're living Idiocracy right now.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 18, 2023 07:33 PM (EzRIp)

205 Yay, more vomit inducing bad news.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2023 07:34 PM (rJ7Hd)

206 You know, setting aside the part where the plane didn't have anything telling anyone else where it was, I'm sort of surprised that there's no "current position" indicator being broadcast back to a base somewhere.

I'm sure the enemy is taking notes. The Party Military is fully incapable of tracking their own F-35 over their own country, flown by their own crews.

And the Party Military is completely incapable of following multiple Chinese balloons and gear hovering over military sites.

But we know the exact temperature of the planet 100 years out.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:34 PM (p8A+W)

207 > I love movies but I still don't know what a 'key gaffer' does. Put me f'n knowledge.

I think he hangs stuff up and nails stuff down
unless I'm wrong

Posted by: DB - second second assistant director at September 18, 2023 07:34 PM (geLO8)

208 202 Future archaeologists will label this The Ass Age.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at September 18, 2023 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

209 they can all show up nakked for all I care
Posted by: runner

NO!
CSPAN exists!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2023 07:34 PM (evrRm)

210 When the pilot returns to his squadron they're going to issue him a rifle.

Unless he has a fanciful imagination and mad Photoshop skillz to make a convincing photo essay and narrative about UFOs.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:36 PM (p8A+W)

211 I suppose a gaffer wears many hats, or he would, if the union would let him. Top key gaffers could be called gaffists, or auteur gaffetes.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at September 18, 2023 07:36 PM (MvF+J)

212 I'm sure the enemy is taking notes. The Party Military is fully incapable of tracking their own F-35 over their own country, flown by their own crews.

And the Party Military is completely incapable of following multiple Chinese balloons and gear hovering over military sites.

But we know the exact temperature of the planet 100 years out.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:34 PM (p8A+W)

Chinese Poo Man think rery runny!

Posted by: Pi at September 18, 2023 07:36 PM (5xURv)

213 Real Caligula moment from Schumer.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 18, 2023 07:37 PM (dWIfC)

214 Wood now worried anything, from the most provocative essay to the least interesting comment about her weekend, might be resisted, recorded and reported by the children she was supposed to be teaching.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 18, 2023 07:26 PM (9aVck)

Yeah, maybe all of you turbolib self-hating white women shouldn't have jumped on that "Normalize toxic cancel culture of anyone we don't like" thing, huh?
Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2023 07:29 PM (v27SO)

Here's an idea - don't show provocative essays about anything unless its in the lesson plan. Don't tell kids about your life, they don't care. They aren't your buddies, kids or pets.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2023 07:38 PM (eoQWY)

215 Can't wait to see the first Democrat enter the chambers in a leather gimp suit with a leash.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2023 07:39 PM (5xURv)

216 Who knows when the military found the jet, could’ve been only hours after it went down.

Posted by: 13times at September 18, 2023 07:39 PM (cto+/)

217 ... I couldn't look around without feeling like I was staring at someone's ass.

- and -

As if we needed it, Fettertard is more proof we're living Idiocracy right now.

Yep, key elements of "Idiocracy", along with the Idiocracy grade medical and legal system.

Waiting for Comacho's State of the Union.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:39 PM (p8A+W)

218 Huh. None of those white-people bad names made me feel anything but puzzled. I can’t even feel angry because those people seem too stupid to be angry at, including the white chick at the beginning.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at September 18, 2023 07:39 PM (CCcN5)

219 When the pilot returns to his squadron they're going to issue him a rifle.

Unless he has a fanciful imagination and mad Photoshop skillz to make a convincing photo essay and narrative about UFOs.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:36 PM (p8A+W)

Given how the plane was handled, a rifle is the last thing I'd give. A mop might be allowed.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2023 07:40 PM (eoQWY)

220 Can't wait to see the first Democrat enter the chambers in a leather gimp suit with a leash.

They're already in the Biden Cabinet.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:40 PM (p8A+W)

221 I couldn't look around without feeling like I was staring at someone's ass.
Posted by: Vanya

So it WASN'T my epaulettes

Posted by: Admiral Levine at September 18, 2023 07:40 PM (tbtUD)

222 Plane computer decided to update and reboot. Reboot kept saying, "just a few minutes more while we finish configuring the updates" Pilot got nervous and bailed because he couldn't wait any longer.

Followed by "Welcome..." and a long series of insipid and pointless slides of new software features few people ever wanted that are bundled in the new OS update.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:44 PM (p8A+W)

223 Who knows when the military found the jet, could’ve been only hours after it went down.
Posted by: 13times at September 18, 2023 07:39 PM (cto+/)

yeah, I'd definitely hold off on showing the public that we aren't raging incompetents who can't find our planes that we crashed.

The Iranian hostage mission failed partly because the Marine pilots on Navy copters (inserted to give all the services a part) didn't know that and failure indicator light routinely lit in practice and many of them turned back.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2023 07:44 PM (eoQWY)

224 But we know the exact temperature of the planet 100 years out.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 07:34 PM (p8A+W)

I remember seeing a raw output of one of those climate projection graphs and seeing temps above the boiling point of water in the corners over Lake Michigan.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2023 07:46 PM (eoQWY)

225 Leadbelly - Fannin Street

Thank you, that was a great 8 mins, long pants and 40 dollars!
and, what a good looking gentleman in that photo.
A clean shirt, pants or jeans and decent workboots beat sloppy gym shorts, baggie hoodie and worn out sneakers by this country mile.

Posted by: old chick at September 18, 2023 07:47 PM (sOete)

226 America is collapsing like the Roman Empire, only much faster. So now that the dress code in the Senate has been lifted, I propose senators henceforth shall wear togas. It seems only appropriate in the circumstances.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2023 08:08 PM (dS5zT)

227 "If there's no due process protection for the boy, then there's no qualified immunity for the girl." or for the school for that matter.

It's almost like there are reasons why innocent till proven guilty is a standard, and why we don't just blindly trust what a single witness might say before punishing people.

Posted by: Garbled memo at September 18, 2023 08:15 PM (8E/8X)

228 Winchester, VA. Winchester, VA? Winchester, VA!

Ya'll been turned, or something.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 18, 2023 09:06 PM (GshMh)

229 Darn. Mr. D and I were going to post flyers on all the electric poles and gas pumps tonight with instructions to call if found. A little guerilla communication is always good for a laugh.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 18, 2023 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

I may do it anyway. Use the Air Force Recruiter for the contact number.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 09:33 PM (uSHSS)

230 Canadian Foreign Minister Melanie Joly said the head of Indian intelligence in Canada has been expelled as a consequence.

Well hell. If she knew he was the head of intelligence, he must of sucked at his job.

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