First-World Problems...

I'm having a tough time with even a FirstWorldProblem^TM. We have had several days of absolutely spectacular late-summer weather, I touched up some trim in the kitchen without spilling a gallon of paint, Amazon managed to deliver the batteries for one of the smoke detectors within several hours of ordering so I didn't have to listen to the alarm panel nag me to fix it, and I made a kick-ass brisket yesterday (more anon).

Wait! The lavender plant in the front yard isn't growing as much as I wanted. The internet assured me that if I pinched off the flowers, the vegetative growth would overwhelm the neighborhood in a matter of a few months.

The internet is apparently NOT all-knowing.

Shana Tova everyone!

Who knew?

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

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1 Fire

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 02:00 PM (fwDg9)

2 Well done black thumb!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 02:00 PM (70DWA)

3 I am a bit surprised the lavender isn't already dead though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 02:01 PM (70DWA)

4 That's gardening, win some, lose most

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

5 That's still a nice looking lavender plant though. Be happy with what you have.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2023 02:05 PM (BdMk6)

6 The battery in my 2nd Generation iPhone SE is at 73% and I had to order a new battery kit. I like that phone.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo at September 17, 2023 02:05 PM (43xH1)

7 Time to sell.

Posted by: Always the default answer at September 17, 2023 02:05 PM (NBVIP)

8 I'm ordering some Jerusalem Artichoke tubers to grow next year, just in case.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2023 02:05 PM (aD39U)

9 Lavenders eventually end up looking like tumbleweeds in California. Even when well watered.

Jasmine is awesome. If there’s shade. Lantanas are gorgeous and bring in butterflies. Until they shrivel up and die in the first frost (keep them cozy next to the house). But rosemary just grows and gives rats a great place to nest, to boot!!!😄🐀

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 17, 2023 02:06 PM (V8yYW)

10 Looks like the weeds I spend hours pulling.

My lease says the landlord takes care of the front, I take care of the back. I spent this whole summer waiting for them to take care of the front, and finally got tired of weeds taking over the landscrape.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:06 PM (61D1G)

11 Who knew?

Not me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 02:06 PM (V8he0)

12 I saw the Jerusalem Artichoke Tubers open for...

Posted by: Oh, never mind... at September 17, 2023 02:07 PM (NBVIP)

13 Hphhh
It's LenNeal but for some reason I'm finding this nic funny as all Hell, Ilhan Omar... I might keep it for a while.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo at September 17, 2023 02:07 PM (43xH1)

14 I am a bit surprised the lavender isn't already dead though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable

They hate fry air. Think they work better in the south where they have humidity and nice afternoon showers.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 17, 2023 02:07 PM (V8yYW)

15 Dry air! Not fry air!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 17, 2023 02:08 PM (V8yYW)

16 I'm ordering some Jerusalem Artichoke tubers to grow next year, just in case.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2023 02:05 PM (aD39U)

So will they grow not in Jerusalem? Like maybe...Puyallup?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 02:08 PM (uSHSS)

17 I need a Clamatis vine to replace one that inexplicably died on me. Well, obviously I killed it because I kill every plant eventually.

Can I plant one now, or should I wait for spring?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lQONO)

18 Clematis rhymes with a female body part.

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 17, 2023 02:10 PM (NBVIP)

19 Can I plant one now, or should I wait for spring?

You'll just kill it eventually, right?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 02:10 PM (V8he0)

20 Husband: After ten years, you're still hotter than this coffee.
Wife: That's because I have the flu...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 17, 2023 02:10 PM (TGPs7)

21 If/when I purchase new property, I only want vegetation that requires no effort from me.

Pines, and pretty much nothing else.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:10 PM (61D1G)

22 Clematis rhymes with a female body part.
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference'

Now do it with JJS where he won't get it and call you a troll!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo at September 17, 2023 02:11 PM (43xH1)

23 So will they grow not in Jerusalem? Like maybe...Puyallup?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 02:08 PM (uSHSS)

Yeah, it's a weird name for a native North American plant. It actually grows better in the northern 2/3rds of the country than it does here but I am going to try anyway. If I can get it to propagate, I will sneak it into all the vacant lots and overgrown ditches I can.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2023 02:11 PM (aD39U)

24 As a kid, I used to love going to the local Renaissance festivals. Over the years, I've still enjoyed it, but less so as time passes.

Last weekend, I went...and it was miserable. Maybe I'm just old and cynical, maybe I just see through the matrix, but it seems less like a Medieval/Renaissance event, and more like a teens and adult children D&D con, with lame costumes and junk vendors, all slathered over with a LGBTQIA2S+ sheen.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 17, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:12 PM (T4tVD)

26 inexplicably died on me.'

Does your current wife know about this history of yours?

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo at September 17, 2023 02:12 PM (43xH1)

27 Around July I did a severe cutback-pruning on my 2 rose bushes. Like about 85% cutback. Almost down to stumps. One had overgrown my fence and was 12 ft. high.
Both are blooming like crazy right now. All I did was water them every other week. I can't neglect them anymore. Maybe I'll send before-after pics to the garden thread.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 17, 2023 02:13 PM (MeG8a)

28 Also, wait until Spring. Don't plant anything now.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo at September 17, 2023 02:13 PM (43xH1)

29 Shana Tova everyone!

Is she a singer ?

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:13 PM (T4tVD)

30 The internet is apparently NOT all-knowing.

Blame ChatGPT and the fact Leviathan won't fund the next generation of training.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 17, 2023 02:14 PM (p8A+W)

31 Shana Tova everyone!

Is she a singer ?

I hear that she's hot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 02:14 PM (V8he0)

32 I bought some new plants for the pond and apparently one of them had some snails. I’m just gonna buy a bigger pump that will chew them up.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2023 02:15 PM (YRsIm)

33 7 Time to sell.
Posted by: Always the default answer at September 17, 2023 02:05 PM (NBVIP)

LOL

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 02:16 PM (LodBx)

34 I need a Clamatis vine to replace one that inexplicably died on me. Well, obviously I killed it because I kill every plant eventually.

Can I plant one now, or should I wait for spring?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lQONO)

We spoke in tears of fifteen years
How his Clamatis and him
They travelled about
His vine up and died
He up and died
After twenty years he still grieves

Posted by: Mr. Bojangles at September 17, 2023 02:16 PM (4I/2K)

35 LOL. Whiny political loser Adam Kinzinger has moved from Illinois to Texas.

He's already put out a Tweet saying that Ken Paxton is guilty.

The locals aren't taking this well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 02:16 PM (2tUFv)

36 Also the bath faucet rotted on the lower part so I'm thinking just piping the whole thing with copper because I don't take baths, and The Kid doesn't care.
And First World Problems: my regional bank, which I've had for 25 years, merged. So now I have to change all of that stuff I've had for now nearly half my life.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo at September 17, 2023 02:17 PM (43xH1)

37 I fixed my chainsaw. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2023 02:17 PM (EXcB+)

38 I need a Clamatis vine to replace one that inexplicably died on me. Well, obviously I killed it because I kill every plant eventually.

Can I plant one now, or should I wait for spring?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lQONO)

They say Clamatis died of a heart attack, but I'm not so sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:17 PM (HcAMH)

39 Is that how they get Clamato juice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2023 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

40 LOL. Whiny political loser Adam Kinzinger has moved from Illinois to Texas.

Hi, I am new here. I left my old place because it sucked. You all have to change to be more like my old place.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2023 02:18 PM (EXcB+)

41 Shana Tova everyone!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

Thank you !

Backatcha !

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:19 PM (T4tVD)

42 They say Clamatis died of a heart attack, but I'm not so sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:17 PM

I usually just prescribe some penicillin and clematis clears right up.

Posted by: Moron Doctor at September 17, 2023 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

43 I hear that she's hot.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 02:14 PM (V8he0)

I don't know, I just can't get into Jewish country music.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:19 PM (HcAMH)

44 I need a Clamatis vine to replace one that inexplicably died on me. Well, obviously I killed it because I kill every plant eventually.

Can I plant one now, or should I wait for spring?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lQONO)

They say Clamatis died of a heart attack, but I'm not so sure.
Posted by: BurtTC

You need to stop feeding your plants the Vax.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 17, 2023 02:20 PM (V8yYW)

45 Gonna buy a leaf blower because fuck raking a bazillion live oak leaves every spring, and because I can. Plus, its an easy way to clean out the gutters.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2023 02:20 PM (YRsIm)

46 Those Jerusalem artichokes are great but they make you fart like a Viking.

Posted by: Muchas buchas at September 17, 2023 02:20 PM (O6fRN)

47 Ask your doctor if Clamatis is right for you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2023 02:21 PM (aD39U)

48 His vine up and died
He up and died
After twenty years he still grieves
Posted by: Mr. Bojangles at September 17, 2023 02:16 PM (4I/2K)

I thought it was "after 20 years he still breathes"

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:21 PM (T4tVD)

49 Are we speaking of the clamatis of love?

Posted by: Steve Miller at September 17, 2023 02:21 PM (V8he0)

50 Well, yes, Israeli singers can be hot

https://tinyurl.com/23fd85vd

Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo at September 17, 2023 02:21 PM (43xH1)

51 I usually just prescribe some penicillin and clematis clears right up.
Posted by: Moron Doctor at September 17, 2023 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

They say it's better to have loved and gotten clamatis, than to never have loved at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:21 PM (HcAMH)

52 Ask your doctor if Clematis is right for you. Don't take Clematis if you're allergic to Clematis.

Posted by: The corporate law department at September 17, 2023 02:21 PM (NBVIP)

53 Those Jerusalem artichokes are great but they make you fart like a Viking.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at September 17, 2023 02:20 PM (O6fRN)

Ha. I have heard that, but I like the idea of a tuber as nutritious as Irish potatoes and look like weeds.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2023 02:22 PM (aD39U)

54 50 Well, yes, Israeli singers can be hot

https://tinyurl.com/23fd85vd
Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo

That’s just mean to do to the morons on a hungover Sunday where we are already fighting with a queasy stomach.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 17, 2023 02:23 PM (V8yYW)

55 Tuber? I just met her!

Posted by: Sorry, couldn't resist at September 17, 2023 02:23 PM (NBVIP)

56 I don't know, I just can't get into Jewish country music.
Posted by: BurtTC'

Heresy

Posted by: Oy Vey the Klezmer it's the bombest at September 17, 2023 02:24 PM (43xH1)

57 They say Clamatis died of a heart attack, but I'm not so sure.
Posted by: BurtTC

You need to stop feeding your plants the Vax.
Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 17, 2023 02:20 PM (V8yYW)

Do I have your loyalty? Then be a friend to Michael, do as he says.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:24 PM (HcAMH)

58 The clamatis I planted 15 years ago finally died. I will replace it in the Spring.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 02:24 PM (uSHSS)

59 Can I plant one now, or should I wait for spring?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Plant during the cool spring.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:24 PM (J47y1)

60 https://tinyurl.com/23fd85vd
Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo

That’s just mean to do to the morons on a hungover Sunday where we are already fighting with a queasy stomach.
Posted by: Justin Castreau'

I'm not sorry at all. Shouldn't have clicked!

Posted by: LenNeal at September 17, 2023 02:25 PM (43xH1)

61 Plant during the cool spring.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:24 PM (J47y1)

Thanks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:25 PM (lQONO)

62 Have you considered chopping out that weed and replacing it with medical marijuana?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2023 02:25 PM (KVGVf)

63 Plant during the cool spring.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:24 PM (J47y1)

According to the scientists, Bills Nye and Gates, there is no longer such a thing as cool Spring.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:27 PM (HcAMH)

64 Have you considered chopping out that weed and replacing it with medical marijuana?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2023 02:25 PM (KVGVf)

NJ would probably send a SWAT team once they found out.

All they care about is tax revenue from the many legal places springing up all over the place.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:27 PM (lQONO)

65 Hoisted on his own petard...

NEW YORK (AP) — Jann Wenner, who co-founded Rolling Stone magazine and also was a co-founder of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, has been removed from the hall’s board of directors after making comments that were seen as disparaging toward Black and female musicians. He apologized within hours...

Wenner created a firestorm doing publicity for his new book “The Masters,” which features interviews with musicians Bob Dylan, Jerry Garcia, Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Bruce Springsteen, Pete Townshend and U2’s Bono — all white and male.

Asked why he didn’t interview women or Black musicians, Wenner responded: “It’s not that they’re inarticulate, although, go have a deep conversation with Grace Slick or Janis Joplin. Please, be my guest. You know, Joni (Mitchell) was not a philosopher of rock ’n’ roll. She didn’t, in my mind, meet that test,” he told the Times.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 17, 2023 02:27 PM (TGPs7)

66 Plant during the cool spring.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:24 PM (J47y1)

Thanks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:25 PM (lQONO)

How cool is cool ?

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:27 PM (T4tVD)

67 Clematis is like passion vine in these parts. Once it’s established, you’ll always have it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2023 02:28 PM (YRsIm)

68 Thanks for thr New Thread; that last one was growing a ZZTop beard.

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:28 PM (T4tVD)

69 I know this isn't the Book Thread, but what is the plural of clematis?

Posted by: Inquiring minds at September 17, 2023 02:28 PM (NBVIP)

70 I know this isn't the Book Thread, but what is the plural of clematis?
Posted by: Inquiring minds at September 17, 2023 02:28 PM (NBVIP)

Do what I do. Buy them one at a thyme so you don't have to worry about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 02:30 PM (uSHSS)

71 Asked why he didn’t interview women or Black musicians, Wenner responded: “It’s not that they’re inarticulate, although, go have a deep conversation with Grace Slick or Janis Joplin. Please, be my guest. You know, Joni (Mitchell) was not a philosopher of rock ’n’ roll. She didn’t, in my mind, meet that test,” he told the Times.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 17, 2023 02:27 PM (TGPs7)

Did he go on to suggest they lacked capacity to be big league managers? Or did he claim Hilter did some things right?

You gotta love these old Boomer lefties, they have no clue what they've created.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:30 PM (HcAMH)

72 Seeing Jann Wenner get roasted by the left makes me happy. I'm sure Uncle Ted is having a big laugh.
The proper response to the inquiry, which any of us would've given, is "If you don't like my choices in who I interviewed, go write your own g-ddamn book."

Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2023 02:30 PM (ckV60)

73 Hmm. I guess it really should be the clematis of love. Where'd that 'a' come from?

Posted by: Steve Miller at September 17, 2023 02:32 PM (V8he0)

74 How cool is cool ?
Posted by: JT

It's a continuum between Napoleon Dynamite and Sean Connery's James Bond.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:32 PM (J47y1)

75 How cool is cool ?

Birdbath status: unfrozen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 02:34 PM (V8he0)

76 My FWP - I have to tear myself away from here, sad as that is. My wife wants me to make the sandwiches for her garden party with the church ladies this afternoon. I'm making ones that look like frogs.

https://is.gd/c67sXH

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:35 PM (J47y1)

77 CBD try growing bamboo, it will flourish, don't you worry

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 02:35 PM (fwDg9)

78 I always bring my girlfriend to full Clamatis.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2023 02:36 PM (BdMk6)

79 74 How cool is cool ?
Posted by: JT

It's a continuum between Napoleon Dynamite and Sean Connery's James Bond.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:32 PM (J47y1)

Hmmm. Apex cool. Steve McQueen in the great escape?

Tom Selleck in Quigley Down Under?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

80 Medical marijuana doesn't require any sort of green thumb to grow, - one of my co-workers is a contractor/whore who is ailing from a bout with cancer and stoned 24/7. Her weed is the pride of her life's quest and it grows all by itself.

Can't say much about her punctuality or attendance.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2023 02:36 PM (KVGVf)

81 My wife wants me to make the sandwiches

Not a good sign.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 02:37 PM (V8he0)

82 Last weekend, I went...and it was miserable. Maybe I'm just old and cynical, maybe I just see through the matrix, but it seems less like a Medieval/Renaissance event, and more like a teens and adult children D&D con, with lame costumes and junk vendors, all slathered over with a LGBTQIA2S+ sheen.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 17, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

Concur. I had a friend of mine ask me to one of those freak shows. She said I would like it, it would be fun, etc, etc.

Biggest bunch of weirdo losers I have ever seen gathered in one place.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2023 02:37 PM (R/m4+)

83 Do I have your loyalty? Then be a friend to Michael, do as he says.
Posted by: BurtTC

By your command… (said in a 1970 cylinder voice)

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 17, 2023 02:37 PM (V8yYW)

84 Sometimes when you arm the torpedoes as soon as they leave the tubes, you end up targeting yourself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2023 02:38 PM (EXcB+)

85 I went to a garden party once, but this isn't the music thread.

Posted by: Ricky Nelson at September 17, 2023 02:39 PM (NBVIP)

86 84 Sometimes when you arm the torpedoes as soon as they leave the tubes, you end up targeting yourself.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2023 02:38 PM (EXcB+)

'You arrogant ass! You've killed US!'
-nameless commie bastard on the Alfa

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2023 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

87 Damn the torpedos!

Posted by: David Farragut at September 17, 2023 02:41 PM (NBVIP)

88 And First World Problems: my regional bank, which I've had for 25 years, merged. So now I have to change all of that stuff I've had for now nearly half my life.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo

Do you qualify to be a member at Navy Federal CU? We have had terrific service over the years there.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:43 PM (J47y1)

89

The Bedford'll never fire first. But if he fires one, I'll fire one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2023 02:43 PM (63Dwl)

90 72 Seeing Jann Wenner get roasted by the left makes me happy. I'm sure Uncle Ted is having a big laugh.
The proper response to the inquiry, which any of us would've given, is "If you don't like my choices in who I interviewed, go write your own g-ddamn book."
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2023 02:30 PM (ckV60)

Exactly.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 02:44 PM (LodBx)

91 I couldn't decide what chore to tackle. Decided, turn the horses on the pasture lot and use the tractor to field mow. Right by the gate is chock full of puncture vine burrs so decided I want to pull those up first instead of planting them all over the 'pasture'

So first had to burn the burrs I'd pulled the last few days and chucked into cardboard boxes to dry so they would burn better so I have boxes for this new patch.

Such is my life.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 17, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)

92 The proper response to the inquiry, which any of us would've given, is "If you don't like my choices in who I interviewed, go write your own g-ddamn book."
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2023 02:30 PM (ckV60)

Exactly.
Posted by: m

And - "My pronouns? They are "F*ck" and "You" you miserable Seahag.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:45 PM (J47y1)

93 Navy Federal CU

Where they located ?

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:45 PM (T4tVD)

94 76 My FWP - I have to tear myself away from here, sad as that is. My wife wants me to make the sandwiches for her garden party with the church ladies this afternoon. I'm making ones that look like frogs.

https://is.gd/c67sXH
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:35 PM (J47y1)

; )

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 02:47 PM (LodBx)

95 NFCU based in Virginia but branches in many states. Free ATMs everywhere and superior phone service. All American service reps who answer 24/7. No long phone menu or waits. They are used to dealing with deployed folks with no time for bullshit so you can get damn near anything done over the phone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:48 PM (J47y1)

96 Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 17, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

Concur. I had a friend of mine ask me to one of those freak shows. She said I would like it, it would be fun, etc, etc.

Biggest bunch of weirdo losers I have ever seen gathered in one place.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2023 02:37 PM (R/m4+)

I just assume all the wimminz have hairy armpits and full bush, and the men all smell of 7 day old locker room b.o.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:50 PM (MER6n)

97 FWP: The packrats are making their presence felt again at the cabin. Broke out the "dunk the rat trap and got it set up over by the side of the building. We shall see if they are still dumb enough to fall for it. IYKWIM

This current batch is several generations removed from the big batch I caught in the summer of aught-twenty. I wonder if they have genetic memory.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2023 02:51 PM (l4B/J)

98 18 Clematis rhymes with a female body part.
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 17, 2023 02:10 PM (NBVIP)

Flatus?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 02:51 PM (LodBx)

99 Dude, I don't know those look so much like frogs as they do penises. I'd go heavy on the mayo.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2023 02:52 PM (KVGVf)

100 Navy Federal CU

Where they located ?
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:45 PM (T4tVD)

Some are docked in San Diego or Norfolk, the rest are in the Indian ocean, or hovering off the coast of Taiwan.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:52 PM (MER6n)

101 If I weren't confident of the Horde's benign intentions, I might suspect some sub-optimal advice coming from you folks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:52 PM (lQONO)

102 JT we built one in Jersey some years ago

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

103 NFCU based in Virginia but branches in many states. Free ATMs everywhere and superior phone service. All American service reps who answer 24/7. No long phone menu or waits. They are used to dealing with deployed folks with no time for bullshit so you can get damn near anything done over the phone.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 02:48 PM (J47y1)

Thank you !

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 02:53 PM (T4tVD)

104 If I weren't confident of the Horde's benign intentions, I might suspect some sub-optimal advice coming from you folks!

It's our way of saying thanks for all that you do here, CBD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 02:54 PM (V8he0)

105 j/k

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 02:55 PM (V8he0)

106 Hey Clancey check this out...
Lauren Boebert Caught Fondling Date’s Genitals During Family-Friendly Musical

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 17, 2023 02:56 PM (C4xAj)

107 98 18 Clematis rhymes with a female body part.
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 17, 2023 02:10 PM (NBVIP)

Flatus?
Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 02:51 PM (LodBx)

Epiglottis?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 02:56 PM (LodBx)

108 Dude, I don't know those look so much like frogs as they do penises. I'd go heavy on the mayo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2023 02:52 PM (KVGVf)

For reasons I don't understand, my son watched the Netfux show, Nailed It, which is an amateur cake decorating show.

Some of the results are abominations that are close to being crimes against humanity. These sammiches seem like the kind of thing, if one doesn't have the tools or skills to pull it off, will become sex crimes.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 02:56 PM (MER6n)

109 I don't know, I just can't get into Jewish country music.
Posted by: BurtTC'

C'mon, give us a try!
https://tinyurl.com/yn8a6khb

Posted by: Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys at September 17, 2023 02:57 PM (4I/2K)

110 I was going to download Mint.
It's not exactly plug and play as some have suggested.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2023 02:58 PM (Okeht)

111 clematis |ˈklemədəs|

Hmm.
I did not know that was how that's pronounced!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 02:59 PM (LodBx)

112 "most clematis varieties thrive in locations that provide ample sunlight, preferably six hours or more per day. Well-draining soil enriched with organic matter is also essential. Clematis prefer moist, well-drained soil that's neutral to slightly alkaline in pH. If your soil tends to be acidic, you should sweeten it periodically with limestone or a little wood ash. Before planting, ensure the area has sufficient space for the vine to grow, and consider providing a sturdy trellis or support structure for the plant to climb.

How to Plant and Care for Clematis
The best time to plant clematis is during the early spring or fall."
https://is.gd/7QSSmW
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Looks like you're good on Fall planting; but, I thought one of your FWP was poorly draining soil? You might need to do a bit of soil amending before you plant.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 02:59 PM (70DWA)

113 Hurricane Nigel is the next global warming disaster on the horizon

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 02:59 PM (fwDg9)

114 Headed back to NH from a week of vacation in Mass. One hour ferry, four hour drive,
I suspect I’ll be late for the GT!

Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2023 03:02 PM (WvYk1)

115 The Senate just repealed their own dress code so Fetterman can wear his hoodies and shorts.
Anyone not a senator still must adhere to the dress code, however. Visitors, staff, etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 17, 2023 03:02 PM (MeG8a)

116 Driving I-80 from Lincoln, NE to Colorado (home) was a nightmare. Semis own that road. I've never seen so many effing trucks on any road. And constantly trying to pass each other, creating moving road blocks. Not planning on ever driving that road again.

Posted by: grease monkey at September 17, 2023 03:02 PM (6YNFT)

117 Can I plant one now, or should I wait for spring?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lQONO)

In the spring, there will be new growth.

Posted by: Chauncy Gardner at September 17, 2023 03:02 PM (4I/2K)

118 How many hundreds were killed by Storm Of The Century Hurricane Lee?

Posted by: Not really paying attention at September 17, 2023 03:03 PM (NBVIP)

119 Yeah, it's a weird name for a native North American plant. It actually grows better in the northern 2/3rds of the country than it does here but I am going to try anyway. If I can get it to propagate, I will sneak it into all the vacant lots and overgrown ditches I can.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 17, 2023 02:11 PM (aD39U)

It grows in the northwest, it grows in CA it grows in the plains, Sacajawea found a big cache of it for the Lewis and Clark expedition in Montana, it grows like poison oak. I can't eat it, it has too much inulin and gives me horrible unending gas.
the Spanish name for sunflower is "girasol" and for some reason that got changed to "Jerusalem"
It will also come up repeatedly worse than horseradish.

Actually horseradish is another "weedy" plant you can plant in vacant lots for fun. I will boil the leaves for greens in the spring. I am going to try to grate some up and make sauce this fall

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:05 PM (xhaym)

120
Hurricane Nigel is the next global warming disaster on the horizon
Posted by: Skip

Making plans for Nigel

https://youtu.be/AiIlcew-GVM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2023 03:08 PM (63Dwl)

121 Actually horseradish is another "weedy" plant you can plant in vacant lots for fun. I will boil the leaves for greens in the spring. I am going to try to grate some up and make sauce this fall
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:05 PM

Wild parsnip is great for this, too! Plant it in parks and near playgrounds!

Posted by: Bad botanical advise at September 17, 2023 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

122 "my regional bank, which I've had for 25 years, merged."

I've had the same account for 35 years. In the late 80s-early 90s when we had all those bank failures, I went through 4 or 5 different banks in as many years but it settled down after that.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 17, 2023 03:08 PM (fTtFy)

123 Well, yes, Israeli singers can be hot
https://tinyurl.com/23fd85vd
Posted by: Ilhan Omar says yes to a Cholo at September 17, 2023 02:21 PM (43xH1)

Netta is not that great. Victoria Hanna has that really creepy thing going though. Catchy tune, though.

https://youtu.be/Bl1epz3tSSA?si=AvVC13MQjfPlEEIX

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:09 PM (xhaym)

124 Hurricane Nigel is the next global warming disaster on the horizon
Posted by: Skip

—————

Yeah, they’ll crank that one to eleven.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2023 03:10 PM (u73oe)

125 115 The Senate just repealed their own dress code so Fetterman can wear his hoodies and shorts.
Anyone not a senator still must adhere to the dress code, however. Visitors, staff, etc.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 17, 2023 03:02 PM (MeG8a)

Kennedy will probably wear something like a clown suit to mock the change.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:11 PM (LodBx)

126 Is that how they get Clamato juice?

I clamor, you clamor, he/she/it clamors...
They who shall have been clamored for.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2023 03:11 PM (4PZHB)

127
How many hundreds were killed by Storm Of The Century Hurricane Lee?

Posted by: Not really paying attention at September 17, 2023 03:03 PM

I saw something really cool yesterday, here in the SE corner of PA. I was sitting by a wide lake with clear view of the horizon for miles. Overhead was crystal clear but to the north and east a circle of clouds, to the north and west a slowly circling but same cloud wall. The no-longer hurricane was at least 500 miles away. But that's how far the cloud wall extended.

That's an unbelievable amount of energy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2023 03:11 PM (enJYY)

128 Such is my life.
Posted by: PaleRider

I didn't post a willow yesterday when you spoke of using spray foam.
After you use what you need too, rinse the tube out with acetone. The acetone will was away the foam and you'll be able to reuse the tube.
(I don't know if a straw would work at all)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 03:11 PM (70DWA)

129 My FWP is that my $6400 luxury brand watch doesn't work right, after 4 years since purchase. Runs slow, up to 30 seconds a day. Call me kooky (many do) but I think for $6400, a watch should keep correct time to the second.

I have ordered a $200 consumer brand watch to wear, and I will send the pricey watch in for a tune-up.

I would appreciate everyone's thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.

Posted by: DB - for what it's worth at September 17, 2023 03:11 PM (geLO8)

130 Hurricane Nigel is the next global warming disaster on the horizon
Posted by: Skip

—————

Yeah, they’ll crank that one to eleven.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2023 03:10 PM (u73oe)

That, or have dwarfs dancing around it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2023 03:13 PM (4I/2K)

131 would appreciate everyone's thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.
Posted by: DB - for what it's worth at September 17, 2023 03:11 PM

You're a better man than I, Gunga Din.

Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at September 17, 2023 03:14 PM (JCZqz)

132 I don't know, I just can't get into Jewish country music.
Posted by: BurtTC'

I'm imagining a sorrowful ballad sung by a guy whose ex got the weather control machine in the divorce, and now she constantly puts thunderstorms over his favorite fishing spot.

Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2023 03:16 PM (v27SO)

133 First-world problem here at Peon Manor: the 50 amp breaker for the air compressor kicks out, if the compressor runs steadily for a long enough period. Solution? Come in for lunch and a beer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 03:16 PM (fYPrE)

134 118 How many hundreds were killed by Storm Of The Century Hurricane Lee?
Posted by: Not really paying attention

Our official estimates are anywhere between 1.3 billion to 4.7 trillion minorities, women, LBGTIQUFLE+++. MAGA scum and white men are at fault.

Posted by: FedGov at September 17, 2023 03:16 PM (sAmhv)

135 Buffett had a song with some good advice about your watch:

https://youtu.be/7-jlZTcWTlc?si=F-YUJFIs2JKfuheX

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2023 03:17 PM (NBVIP)

136 Come in for lunch and a beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Great *solution* to your FWP!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 03:17 PM (70DWA)

137 134 MAGA scum and white men
Posted by: FedGov at September 17, 2023 03:16 PM (sAmhv)

Some redundance in there?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:18 PM (LodBx)

138 *redundancy

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:18 PM (LodBx)

139 I would appreciate everyone's thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.
Posted by: DB - for what it's worth at September 17, 2023 03:11 PM (geLO

I think I've had Casio G-Shocks that performed better than that. For $6400 it had better file my tax returns and serve me dessert while wearing a lace teddy.

Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2023 03:18 PM (v27SO)

140 Yes, Jerusalem artichokes are known for giving you epic intestinal gas.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 17, 2023 03:19 PM (Ds/Wi)

141 "serve me dessert" Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at September 17, 2023 03:20 PM (NBVIP)

142 I think my last pickup cost me about 6K
Is your watch capable of 4 wheel drive?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:20 PM (xhaym)

143 Can anyone tell me how to keep my dog from getting upset everytime I start putting something together? Do I need to give him a steak finger? I haven't even yelled at anything yet.

And I did get the front door closing correctly. I put in one of those nice lever style handles. Then found the strikeplate was not in the right place (worked okay with that cheap doorknob I'd bought). Bought a wood chisel and moved it down a bit and it works now. But I don't have a screw in the top of the plate yet. Will either need a longer screw or maybe some wood filler. Or both. Why not?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 17, 2023 03:22 PM (Ds/Wi)

144 Got my new garbage installed last week. The problem is when you put in a new shiny toy on old pipes, little issues prop up. Like, water coming out of the top of the garbage disposal if I wash something large, like a large skillet or pan. My pipes are very old within the building so my options are limited. For now, though, my drain is draining and not backing up, the garbage disposal works, and all is, um, no terrible. I haven't used the ancient dishwasher yet. That's the next replacement but I'll have to get a plumber to replace the old pipes under the sink first. Well, the ones that haven't been replaced already. Meh. Old condos can be expensive.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 17, 2023 03:22 PM (sAmhv)

145 new garbage disposal. Forgot to add disposal. Duh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 17, 2023 03:23 PM (sAmhv)

146 Looks like you're good on Fall planting; but, I thought one of your FWP was poorly draining soil? You might need to do a bit of soil amending before you plant.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 02:59 PM (70DWA)

The clematis is for the front yard, which has excellent drainage and parts of it have copious amounts of sunlight. That's where I am going to put some lemon verbena next spring.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 03:24 PM (lQONO)

147 Driving I-80 from Lincoln, NE to Colorado (home) was a nightmare. Semis own that road. I've never seen so many effing trucks on any road. And constantly trying to pass each other, creating moving road blocks. Not planning on ever driving that road again.
Posted by: grease monkey at September 17, 2023 03:02 PM (6YNFT)

I took it once, as an alternative to having to take 70 again.

Once.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 03:25 PM (kmdOC)

148 LOL. Whiny political loser Adam Kinzinger has moved from Illinois to Texas.

He's already put out a Tweet saying that Ken Paxton is guilty.

The locals aren't taking this well.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 02:16 PM (2tUFv)

New profit center for Elon Musk. Sell burner Twat accounts for ten bucks, so you can call Kinzinger (and other assholes) nasty names on the Twats, with the understanding that they get deleted, after say, 36 hours or so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 03:25 PM (fYPrE)

149 Will either need a longer screw or maybe some wood filler. Or both. Why not?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 17, 2023 03:22 PM (Ds/Wi)

You can use slivers off of a shim, or even wooden matchsticks. And use the longest and biggest screws you can!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 03:25 PM (lQONO)

150 143 Can anyone tell me how to keep my dog from getting upset everytime I start putting something together? Do I need to give him a steak finger? I haven't even yelled at anything yet.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 17, 2023 03:22 PM (Ds/Wi)

How about a rawhide bone? It can be his treat when you need to distract him.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:25 PM (LodBx)

151 110 I was going to download Mint.
It's not exactly plug and play as some have suggested.
Posted by: Braenyard

True, but I haven't had any issues getting whatever I plugged into it to work. Granted, I haven't plugged much into it. Linux Mint is a solid piece of OS but it something goes wrong, it's a bitch to figure out unless you're an expert in UNIX.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 17, 2023 03:26 PM (sAmhv)

152 *Will either need a longer screw or maybe some wood filler.*

Pounding a few toothpicks into a hole in wood that has been stripped out or is too large in diameter can work if appropriate.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at September 17, 2023 03:27 PM (NBVIP)

153 148 LOL. Whiny political loser Adam Kinzinger has moved from Illinois to Texas.

He's already put out a Tweet saying that Ken Paxton is guilty.

The locals aren't taking this well.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Has anybody asked why he moved from that Progressive Utopia of Illinois to the MAGA hell hole of Texas?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 17, 2023 03:27 PM (sAmhv)

154 Kinzinger will be running for some position soon

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

155 Kennedy will probably wear something like a clown suit to mock the change.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:11 PM (LodBx)

I'd be rocking the Don Cherry Collection. For anyone not aware, he was a hockey announcer who got canned for wrongthink but was famous for wearing the absolute loudest suits in history. Search him up, you won't be disappointed.

Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2023 03:28 PM (v27SO)

156 Was there another hurricane? I never follow weather news.

Posted by: Montec at September 17, 2023 03:29 PM (P5ysQ)

157
And use the longest and biggest screws you can!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 03:25 PM

Bad advice.

The 3 am Justice Department with a Battering Ram.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2023 03:29 PM (enJYY)

158 My current FWP: Heating up my son's lunch. Instructions say, after four minutes heating, "gently stir potatoes."

How? They're still rock hard ice!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 03:29 PM (kmdOC)

159 This young fellow Kinzinger has a bright future with us.
- Texas GOPe (a fully owned subsidiary of the Bush Crime Family)

Posted by: Montec at September 17, 2023 03:31 PM (P5ysQ)

160 Kinzinger will be running for some position soon
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

I suspect it will be with two other guys.

Posted by: jmt at September 17, 2023 03:32 PM (ucixH)

161 I was going to download Mint.
It's not exactly plug and play as some have suggested.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2023 02:58 PM (Okeht)

A lot less trouble than doing a new Windows install.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 03:33 PM (fYPrE)

162 Meet the Press opened with, 'an extraordinary week in American politics', however, missing from the list was Ken Paxton's extraordinary win over impeachment or his letter to Biden,

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2023 03:34 PM (Okeht)

163 137 134 MAGA scum and white men
Posted by: FedGov at September 17, 2023 03:16 PM (sAmhv)

Some redundance in there?
Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:18 PM (LodBx)

138 *redundancy
Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:18 PM (LodBx)

What do you expect from a bureaucracy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2023 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

164 Trying my outside home made wood stove, think it will get hot enough to melt lead, grill on top needs 2 more L bolts to anchor it for the pot

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:35 PM (Ld+98)

165 Kinzinger will be running for some position soon
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

I figure he's competing on a national level with Liz Cheney and Crenshaw, which means he has one fewer hole that can be screwed.

He's got to find some sort of competitive advantage.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 03:36 PM (kmdOC)

166 A lot less trouble than doing a new Windows install.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------

Great. Make my Sunday.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2023 03:36 PM (Okeht)

167
♪ But if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in. ♪

I know people *say* they hate the Grateful Dead, but 'Truckin'?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2023 03:37 PM (enJYY)

168 Kinzinger will be running for some position soon

I looked into this, and Kinzinger sold his house in Illinois and moved to Texas during the J6 hearings, while he was still in Congress.

Really?

There's no House rule saying that you have to maintain residence in your district while you are representing that district?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 03:38 PM (2tUFv)

169 I'd be rocking the Don Cherry Collection. For anyone not aware, he was a hockey announcer who got canned for wrongthink but was famous for wearing the absolute loudest suits in history. Search him up, you won't be disappointed.
Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2023 03:28 PM (v27SO)

I think he coached the Boston Bruins, back in the day. Those suits he wore on HNIC, I think he never wore but once, and then auctioned them off for charity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 03:38 PM (fYPrE)

170 welp, it looks like Nigel is going to make first landfall in Ireland.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:39 PM (xhaym)

171 I figure he's competing on a national level with Liz Cheney and Crenshaw, which means he has one fewer hole that can be screwed.

He's got to find some sort of competitive advantage.

He probably thinks that he will head up The Resistance in Texas.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 03:39 PM (2tUFv)

172
Trying my outside home made wood stove, think it will get hot enough to melt lead...

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:35 PM

Charcoal and some bellows, easy peasy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2023 03:39 PM (enJYY)

173 welp, it looks like Nigel is going to make first landfall in Ireland.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:39 PM (xhaym)

Home of the Druids?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2023 03:40 PM (4I/2K)

174 How did you make that woodstove, Skip?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:41 PM (xhaym)

175 173 welp, it looks like Nigel is going to make first landfall in Ireland.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:39 PM (xhaym)

Home of the Druids?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2023 03:40 PM (4I/2K)

Nigel Kane is the name

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:41 PM (LodBx)

176 Trying my outside home made wood stove, think it will get hot enough to melt lead...

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:35 PM

Charcoal and some bellows, easy peasy.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2023 03:39 PM (enJYY)

Major Bellows?

Posted by: Jeannie at September 17, 2023 03:42 PM (4I/2K)

177 Quite often hurricanes and tropical depressions skate up the Atlantic seaboard and then whip over to hit Ireland.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:42 PM (xhaym)

178 I figure he's competing on a national level with Liz Cheney and Crenshaw, which means he has one fewer hole that can be screwed.

He's got to find some sort of competitive advantage.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 03:36 PM

If he transitions and gets bottom surgery, he can get a bonus hoke and even the odds. We can probably fit him in between mutilating 8 year olds...

Posted by: Modern Medical Establishment Genital Butchers at September 17, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

179 174 How did you make that woodstove, Skip?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17
---------

And pics

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2023 03:43 PM (Okeht)

180 I am a bit surprised the lavender isn't already dead though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Lost several this summer in the Valley of the Sunstroke. 2 newbies, but 4 well established.

Replanting in 2 - 3 weeks. And trying some Zone 10s hummingbird mints to in fill.

Posted by: Adriane the 50/50 Black/Green Thumb Gardener . . . at September 17, 2023 03:43 PM (4Winp)

181
He's got to find some sort of competitive advantage.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2023 03:36 PM

He can cry a river!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 03:43 PM (70DWA)

182 AOP didn't Cherry make a second career as a hockey analyst-commentator?

Posted by: jmt at September 17, 2023 03:44 PM (ucixH)

183 Not that easy. I had to move the strike plate down about a half inch. So the top screw would go into the area that was hollowed out before.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 17, 2023 03:46 PM (Ds/Wi)

184 Replanting in 2 - 3 weeks. And trying some Zone 10s hummingbird mints to in fill.
Posted by: Adriane the 50/50

If you're describing 'Hummingbird bush' be advised it naturalizes every quickly and is a total pain to keep a head of to remove them.
Also, when we lived in Tempe, we had rats climbing up to into the bush to eat the seeds. Delightful... NOT!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 03:46 PM (70DWA)

185 AOP didn't Cherry make a second career as a hockey analyst-commentator?
Posted by: jmt at September 17, 2023 03:44 PM (ucixH)

He sure did. He was a fixture on Hockey Night in Canada for many years, until he got canceled by the Woke Leftards, for saying something that was as obvious as a dog's nutsack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 03:46 PM (fYPrE)

186 Cut down a old hot water tank, cut door in middle and hinged it, grill inside on top. Alreahas a couple hole in the bottom .

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:46 PM (fwDg9)

187 Mmm. Steak fingers.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2023 03:47 PM (V8he0)

188 151 110 I was going to download Mint.
It's not exactly plug and play as some have suggested.
Posted by: Braenyard

True, but I haven't had any issues getting whatever I plugged into it to work. Granted, I haven't plugged much into it. Linux Mint is a solid piece of OS but it something goes wrong, it's a bitch to figure out unless you're an expert in UNIX.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

It's a lot easier to get everything you need working in Mint now then it was at version 17 or so. And they've made upgrades easy as well. As a UNIX "expert" I appreciate that I spend about zero time doing UNIX stuff on this machine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 17, 2023 03:47 PM (Bd6X8)

189 Re: Kinzinger vs Cheney and Eye Patch

1) He's a bigger pussy than Liz.

2) Depth perception.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2023 03:47 PM (zZu0s)

190 Some fairy dust Republican liberals paid for Kitzinger's move. Just like they paid Louie Gohmert to give up his seat for life to run against Paxton. They wanted to split the vote enabling George P. to win.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2023 03:49 PM (Okeht)

191 189 Re: Kinzinger vs Cheney and Eye Patch

1) He's a bigger pussy than Liz.

2) Depth perception.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2023 03:47 PM

He can show he cares twice as much as Crenshaw, because he can cry twice as many crocodile tears.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 17, 2023 03:49 PM (JCZqz)

192 I have one v.expensive watch. Wife gave it to me decades ago. She later claimed she got one hell of a deal and it was under a thousand; "they tell me" it's worth around $5K now. I would not have any idea whether it is accurate to 30 sec/day, because I keep it in a locked container and only put it on for Rolex occasions. May have used it three days in a row once or twice; other than that, it completely runs down between uses.

Found out by back-handing an exposed-crown Bulova into equipment I was moving (twice) that you don't wear a watch on a job that is worth more than a hundred. Recently I found out that my hundred-dollar watch is $175 now.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2023 03:49 PM (4PZHB)

193 https://tinyurl.com/2s3nm43a

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:49 PM (Ld+98)

194 If you're describing 'Hummingbird bush' be advised it naturalizes every quickly and is a total pain to keep a head of to remove them.

Not sure. The pics on the internet look different.

The officious name for h.mint is Agastache …

Posted by: Adriane the 50/50 Black/Green Thumb Gardener . . . at September 17, 2023 03:50 PM (4Winp)

195 Ok, listen up, Morons! There is currently an opportunity to immortalize yourself within The Horde via the Art Thread.

A bunch of Hollywoodians are offering things at auction to benefit needy strikers.

The item of interest to us is Lena Dunham painting a wall mural in your house. The bid currently stands at $5100.

If you'd like her to wear a bikini while painting, it will be 2x the bid amount.

If you'd like her more fully-clothed, it is 5x the bid amount.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2023 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)

196 Don Cherry has a twitter account!

https://nitter.net/coachscornerdc

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:52 PM (LodBx)

197 Why would anybody fuck with Don Cherry? Sometimes the butthurt in Canada is borderline insane.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2023 03:52 PM (KVGVf)

198 24 Last Renfaire I merchanted at was over run with pirates and fairies (the kind with wings). The pirates were okay. They were mostly adults and could carry on a decent conversation. The fairies were terrible. They ran around in costumes made of chiffon, waved really weird wands, and acted like a bunch of two-year olds.

I distinctly remember the merchant application mentioning Renfaire, not pirates, not fairies. There was supposed to be a pirate thing a couple months down the road.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at September 17, 2023 03:53 PM (6TzTY)

199 Blanco Basura,

I love Linux Mint. Whenever MS ends Win10 support (2024, I think), I'll just put Linux on my laptops. I'm no Unix expert but I'm not ignorant of it either. Use Unix commands at work.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 17, 2023 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

200 200

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:53 PM (LodBx)

201 Found out by back-handing an exposed-crown Bulova into equipment I was moving (twice) that you don't wear a watch on a job that is worth more than a hundred. Recently I found out that my hundred-dollar watch is $175 now.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2023 03:49 PM (4PZHB)

I am wearing an $11 "Ecosse" watch I bought 4 or 5 years ago at WalMart. Crystal is cracked, and has welding slag pits, but still keeps good time. With a metal expansion band, which will break before my arm does. I regard a wrist watch as a timekeeping appliance, not jewelry. I have a nice Studebaker pocket watch I can wear for ritzy occasions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 03:53 PM (fYPrE)

202 Ok, listen up, Morons! There is currently an opportunity to immortalize yourself within The Horde via the Art Thread.

A bunch of Hollywoodians are offering things at auction to benefit needy strikers.

The item of interest to us is Lena Dunham painting a wall mural in your house. The bid currently stands at $5100.

If you'd like her to wear a bikini while painting, it will be 2x the bid amount.

If you'd like her more fully-clothed, it is 5x the bid amount.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2023 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)

How much if she paints the wall mural using only body parts?

Posted by: Count de Monet, FUPAtastic! at September 17, 2023 03:54 PM (4I/2K)

203 My wife's daughter gave my wife a bouquet for mothers' day that had rosemary sprigs in it. I took 6 of them and rooted them in pots, so my worry now is where to plant them because they are doing so well.

I also rooted a black seedless grape that my wife's friend gave her, and there is some other pots with volunteer grapes that came up from seed in the compost I used, and now I have to figure out where to plant them as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:55 PM (xhaym)

204 The item of interest to us is Lena Dunham painting a wall mural in your house. The bid currently stands at $5100.

If you'd like her to wear a bikini while painting, it will be 2x the bid amount.

If you'd like her more fully-clothed, it is 5x the bid amount.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2023 03:51 PM

Sign me up! I can get more sexy photos to stealthily share in future threads!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2023 03:56 PM (JCZqz)

205 @147 Old Lincoln Highway is parallel to I-80 the whole way. Most of it is even marked as "Alt 80" for when the snow blows up on the ridge. It's been my first choice since the mid-70's.

Eat at Dude's in Sidney.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2023 03:56 PM (4PZHB)

206 How much if she paints the wall mural using only body parts?
Posted by: Count de Monet, FUPAtastic! at September 17, 2023 03:54 PM (4I/2K)

She could grease the banisters, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 03:57 PM (fYPrE)

207 I took 6 of them and rooted them in pots, so my worry now is where to plant them because they are doing so well.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 03:55 PM (xhaym)

You're just rubbing it in now...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 03:57 PM (lQONO)

208 Got rid or 2 wheelbarrows of sticks

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:57 PM (Ld+98)

209 >>>The item of interest to us is Lena Dunham painting a wall mural in your house. The bid currently stands at $5100.

If you'd like her to wear a bikini while painting, it will be 2x the bid amount.

If you'd like her more fully-clothed, it is 5x the bid amount.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2023 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)

>One of the reasons why I keep coming back to the AOSHQ is because it both entertains and frightens me.

I don't need to follow Lena Dunham because others will do it for me.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2023 03:58 PM (KVGVf)

210 208 Got rid or 2 wheelbarrows of sticks
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:57 PM (Ld+9

Hope you looked through them to see if there were any good sticks.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:58 PM (LodBx)

211 And starting to drizzle

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:59 PM (Ld+98)

212 good sticks.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2023 03:58 PM (LodBx)

Luxury!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 03:59 PM (lQONO)

213 https://tinyurl.com/2s3nm43a
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:49 PM (Ld+9

Nice !

Posted by: JT at September 17, 2023 03:59 PM (T4tVD)

214 I'd like to see a picture of the fool with the $5100 bid on Dumpster Dunham.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 03:59 PM (fYPrE)

215 Sign me up! I can get more sexy photos to stealthily share in future threads!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2023 03:56 PM

May I suggest, Sir, that if you use your real nic, your most famous catchphrase may limit your viewership somewhat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2023 04:00 PM (a3Q+t)

216 I wish I understood Linux better. I bricked a computer, did the occasional software upgrade, found myself in the terminal screen, wanted me to login.
Nothing has worked so far.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 17, 2023 04:00 PM (MeG8a)

217 FOOD NOOD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2023 04:00 PM (llON8)

218 Why would anybody fuck with Don Cherry? Sometimes the butthurt in Canada is borderline insane.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 17, 2023 03:52 PM (KVGVf)

LOL, yeah. What was controversy with Cherry?

Posted by: jmt at September 17, 2023 04:01 PM (ucixH)

219 Get cleaned up and upstairs
FOODIE NOODIE TIME

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 04:01 PM (fwDg9)

220 Dead Internet Theory have I introduced you to Dead OS Theory? I think you guts will get along great!

Note: I'm long long time Xubuntu user and even it is sucking now too.

Posted by: Thesokorus at September 17, 2023 04:02 PM (2sYsf)

221 I love Linux Mint. Whenever MS ends Win10 support (2024, I think), I'll just put Linux on my laptops. I'm no Unix expert but I'm not ignorant of it either. Use Unix commands at work.

Start moving over now, one by one. When MS finally kills support for Win10 you'll be saying, "Oh no! Anyways..."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 17, 2023 04:02 PM (Bd6X8)

222
Got rid or 2 wheelbarrows of sticks
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 03:57 PM

I trust you bundled them properly. Because sometimes trash people only accept faggots.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2023 04:02 PM (enJYY)

223 CBD, rosemary is a Mediterranean plant and does very well here in western Oregon. Your problem is that you get summer rains and hard winters. That is all well and good for pretty lawns and maple trees, but it sucks for plants optimized for misery and drought.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 04:02 PM (xhaym)

224
Zyahna Bryant ...

... the Dove blimp. I defy you to look at her face (and body) and not see Baby Huey, the "gigantic and naïve duckling cartoon character".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2023 04:02 PM (xG4kz)

225 Apex of Cool.
Hm.
Steve McQueen, Bullitt.
Alain Delon, Le Samurai.
Lee Marvin, Prime Cut.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 17, 2023 04:05 PM (/BBNv)

226 I burned them up silly

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2023 04:06 PM (fwDg9)

227 That repurposed water heater is a winner.
Put it in my files.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2023 04:09 PM (Okeht)

228 Guys: West of 72nd Street in Omaha, Nebraska is flat, flat, and boring. The only place worse is Kansas. Of course the semis are running wild and free. Gives them a chance to make up some time before they tackle the Rockies.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at September 17, 2023 04:27 PM (6TzTY)

229 @205. LOL. It is possible to to take a hwy from from I-80 to hwy 30 just west of North Platte NE that takes you past Hershey NE. Locally known as Hershey Hi-way.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at September 17, 2023 04:27 PM (lzcdQ)

230 CBD: Plant now. Gives the roots a chance to establish themselves before the ground freezes. Come Spring, you'll be very happy you did.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at September 17, 2023 04:30 PM (6TzTY)

231 151 110 I was going to download Mint.
It's not exactly plug and play as some have suggested. Posted by: Braenyard
-------------
Biggest problem with linux today is drivers. So, if you like cutting edge hardware--best to either only buy the brands that support linux or stay away from cutting edge hardware. Laptops are the biggest problem right now because a lot of them use very proprietary drivers and power management schemes that can break under Linux. Intel inside laptops are a bit better for porting to linux btw than those by AMD partners and Dell did install Linux on laptops but dunno now.

Brother and Epson have good support for linux on new hardware in printers and scanners (Canon did as well in the past) Hp sucked at it. So buy Brother and Epson hardware (maybe Canon). Graphics card drivers can be another bugaboo--best to stand back a bit from the cutting edge. Motherboards, Intel has superior support for Linux, AMD and its partners, spotty but doable.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2023 05:21 PM (5jVrT)

232 216 I wish I understood Linux better. I bricked a computer, did the occasional software upgrade, found myself in the terminal screen, wanted me to login.
Nothing has worked so far.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
-----------
Laptop or desktop? Laptops are more difficult to unbrick but Rescatux on a Live USB can do the job of rescuing files, fixing boot loaders like Grub, etc. Was free to download the last time I checked and it will fix a lot of Linux or even Windows problems when the OS won't boot.
https://www.supergrubdisk.org/rescatux/

You will however, have to change the boot sequence in bios to boot from a usb or even a live dvd. So you need to know your way around your bios and it might also be a good time to upgrade the motherboard bios while you have to go in there.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2023 05:27 PM (5jVrT)

233 Linux is glitchy.
Well so is Windows. But, the best part of Linux is, for me, when the tower goes it's not
It's how much you hate Microsoft. And I hate Microsoft so much I will put up with the glitchey Linux. I hate Microsoft a lot.
So no, Linux isn't 'superior' to Bill Gates, it's just not Bill Gates.
I hate Microsoft and Bill Gates with... fill in the rest.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 17, 2023 06:36 PM (/BBNv)

234 @205. LOL. It is possible to to take a hwy from from I-80 to hwy 30 just west of North Platte NE that takes you past Hershey NE. Locally known as Hershey Hi-way.
Posted by: t-dubya-d'

That might take you through Lodgepole, which has, or had, a great old-fashioned diner.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 17, 2023 06:38 PM (/BBNv)

235 Along 30 Generac had a plant.
I heard it was bucolic for young people, like from the Andy Griffith Show but poor. I came through there a while back and if you're not hunting pussy and money that line is a very nice place to live out your days.

Posted by: LenNeal at September 17, 2023 06:42 PM (/BBNv)

236 An under-rated movie is 'Where The Red Fern Grows'.

It's for free on Youtube. The young lady who starred never did anything else, as far as I know.
I will never forget her epitaph to her father:

"It's not a bad place, to spend Eternity."

Posted by: LenNeal at September 17, 2023 06:47 PM (/BBNv)

237 It is enough to give the correct answers to the questions,
and you are the lucky winner of free spins.

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