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Dog trick-or-treaters. Friday! Whew, finally! Lazy fetch. Panda antics. YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE ME?! I MUST FIGHT YOU! Bear goes HAM on a backyard jungle gym. St. Petersburg. Hidden pool. Sunset over the ocean. Celebratory ship. Probably Cappadocia. Fantasy castle. An unexpectedly pretty lagoon in Turkey. Zen river. I don't know where this is, but it looks amazing. Here comes autumn!
Добрый день, Эмре!😊 У нас +24. Удачной недели🍀
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2023 07:40 PM (ichPI)
Posted by: Votre personnel de nettoyage at September 22, 2023 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2023 07:41 PM (ichPI)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 22, 2023 07:41 PM (VoAGf)
Posted by: George Jefferson at September 22, 2023 07:42 PM (ovV/V)
tres drole
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 22, 2023 07:43 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 22, 2023 07:43 PM (KRtlO)
Stage 1 of Lord Shelvington Manor Improvement District Phase 3 completed. (It was just an ikea billy.)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 22, 2023 07:44 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 22, 2023 07:44 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 07:45 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 07:45 PM (XV/Pl)
>>Tomorrow is when I start doing the *real* damage.
Do you at least have a laser level and plumb bob?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 07:46 PM (XV/Pl)
Did we discuss California getting punched in the junk concerning their magazine ban?
https://tinyurl.com/y3ww9jtp
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 22, 2023 07:46 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 22, 2023 07:47 PM (VoAGf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 07:47 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 22, 2023 07:47 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 07:48 PM (XtkZj)
I hope she visits American Mail Order Husbands dot com.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2023 07:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: George Jefferson at September 22, 2023 07:48 PM (ovV/V)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2023 07:48 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 07:49 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Lume at September 22, 2023 07:49 PM (vFG9F)
>>We should ask ace to provide periodic wellness updates.
Hopefully he's completed his OSHA 30 hour and gotten his scaffold cert.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 07:50 PM (XV/Pl)
My old boss called me up out of the blue, to say goodbye. He's not long for this world it seems.
We both had a good laugh, oddly enough.
We both had nice things to say about each other.
I'll cry later.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 22, 2023 07:51 PM (MeG8a)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
NY Gov. Hochul in 2021: Come to New York
NY Gov. Hochul in 2023: If you’re going to leave your country, go somewhere else
https://tinyurl.com/4fet7ecd
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 07:51 PM (krqg6)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
NY Gov. Hochul in 2021: Come to New York
NY Gov. Hochul in 2023: If you’re going to leave your country, go somewhere else
https://tinyurl.com/4fet7ecd
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 07:51 PM (krqg6)
Gotta love liberals.
Not my money
Not my backyard.
Not my house
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 07:52 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2023 07:53 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2023 07:53 PM (fwDg9)
Let's not jump to conclusions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 22, 2023 07:55 PM (XtkZj)
When can we Mail Order them?
Or is Steiner on his way?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff, In Solidarity with The Struggle to maintain Moron standards a at September 22, 2023 07:56 PM (uYJK1)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0_qie0HRTdQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 22, 2023 07:58 PM (FVME7)
Sent KT a pic of a doe with triplets here.
Hope she posts it manana.
We're about to go on a spree... a population reduction spree.
We ain't sending them back, neither.
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2023 07:58 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 22, 2023 07:58 PM (fxVZf)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2023 07:59 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JEM - ooh baby I hear you spend nighttimes, wrapped like candy in a blue blue neon glow... at September 22, 2023 08:00 PM (8erNz)
Hot news @TheNewsTrending
Walmart employee tackles deer that ran into a Walmart.
https://tinyurl.com/548vp6e3
9 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:00 PM (krqg6)
Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
WATCH: Grand Theft Auto suspect with an impressive exit from Mercedes following police chase in L.A.
https://tinyurl.com/427d45tn
15 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:01 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: JEM - ooh baby I hear you spend nighttimes, wrapped like candy in a blue blue neon glow... at September 22, 2023 08:02 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Splunge at September 22, 2023 08:04 PM (O1uuu)
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 22, 2023 08:06 PM (U2p+3)
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Interesting.
🐘 🐘
More here:
https://tinyurl.com/26e2d64u
3:17 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:07 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Drive by at September 22, 2023 08:08 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2023 08:08 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2023 08:09 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2023 08:11 PM (u73oe)
How 'bout that?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Yeah, they taste like seals. Salted, just okay.
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2023 08:13 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2023 08:13 PM (qtUoQ)
Timelapse video of a homemade burger vs a fast food burger. Neat to see if you haven't:
https://tinyurl.com/zdnpuom
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 22, 2023 08:15 PM (SfD1B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell "
They are really just sea weasels.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Lume at September 22, 2023 08:16 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: River Others at September 22, 2023 08:18 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2023 08:18 PM (slgIg)
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 22, 2023 08:19 PM (SfD1B)
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 22, 2023 08:20 PM (pEsAa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2023 08:20 PM (slgIg)
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nascarcasm @nascarcasm 4h
My God they can't block anybody can they?
Bleacher Report @BleacherReport 5h
The Bears had over $100K worth of equipment stolen from Soldier Field Wednesday night 😳
Thieves tore down a security fence to drive the items out of the stadium (via @ABC7Chicago)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:22 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 22, 2023 07:44 PM (KRtlO)
*rings bell vigorously*
It's coming! It's coming!
Shelfageddon is coming!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 08:22 PM (qPw5n)
How 'bout that?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Huh. Well, how bout them apples?
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 22, 2023 08:22 PM (pEsAa)
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Oddly enough, troll Paul did the exact same thing yesterday in the EMT.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:23 PM (krqg6)
-crosses heart
Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2023 08:23 PM (NxC5+)
How 'bout that?
Posted by: JackStraw
HE'S NOT BLACK!!!
Posted by: Prez bRoKen Brane DaUgTer fKr at September 22, 2023 08:24 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 22, 2023 08:24 PM (MeG8a)
I hate Pumpkin Spice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 07:45 PM (XV/Pl)
Was getting a coffee yesterday; the woman (with her mother) in front of me asked : what do you have with pumpkin? The gal behind the counter went through the list, then said, we can add pumpkin to any of our drinks. (gag)
The woman then announced how she wanted her drink and all the pumpkin additions, and her mother said, I want the same thing!
I really like squash pie, but I don't want to drink it!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 22, 2023 08:24 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:24 PM (krqg6)
Even money says Ace gives up and goes cinder blocks and 1x8s by winter solstice.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 22, 2023 08:24 PM (k1Qly)
The drums beat on for an hour. Still uneasy, the anthropologist asks again if things are ok. Again, the native replies "Drums ok, but if drums stop very bad -- run away."
After another hour, the drums stop. The native stops dead in his tracks and looks up and says "Drums stop! Very bad! Run away!!"
Scared now, the anthropologist asks what happens next.
The native replies "Bass solo!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 22, 2023 08:25 PM (zBbnK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell "
They are really just sea weasels.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Lume
Nice, yummy snacks!
Posted by: Orcas at September 22, 2023 08:25 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 08:26 PM (V13WU)
That is true only if you buy into every leftist wet dream. Nevertrump always has to reassure their very good friends on the left that they are not THAT kind of republican.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 22, 2023 08:27 PM (slgIg)
Posted by: Pamazon at September 22, 2023 08:27 PM (fIB4m)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 22, 2023 08:28 PM (zBbnK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 08:28 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Converting or invading?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 22, 2023 08:29 PM (Rbu5d)
Ace's shelf: a shelf barely alive
Morons, Ace can rebuild it
He has the technology
He has the capability to make the worlds' best shelf
Ace's shelf is going to be that shelf
Better than it was before
Better, Stronger, Straighter, More level
Posted by: Oscar Goldman at September 22, 2023 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Pamazon
Russian. Um, seen any tasty sea otters around?
Posted by: Orcas at September 22, 2023 08:29 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 22, 2023 08:13 PM (qtUoQ)
They're trying to turn their lives around!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 22, 2023 08:30 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 08:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 08:31 PM (RNiJ/)
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2023 08:33 PM (fwDg9)
>>Pumpkin Spice was the fat orange one, right?
None of them were fat but the black chick was the prettiest girl in the group.
The sporty one was cute but she was flatter than Olive Oil's Ironing Board.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 08:33 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Jen the original
The new Chicago Bears stadium will now be built in Moline!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 08:33 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 08:33 PM (xTRSc)
Hi there!!! I've been second guessing myself for a couple weeks now and decided to hopefully get other opinions on this. So... I 36(f) and husband 39(m) have 2 kids 16(NB) and 12(f). My husband's family and his whole extended family and going to DisneyWorld again, they have done this twice already. We all went the first time and the kids went with his family without us the second time. Earlier this year they started planning another trip and with everything going on in Florida politically and my child being non binary and very flamboyant about their sexuality I said Hell No! We talked with the kids about everything and they seemed totally in board and understood. My in-laws would ask here and there if I'd change my mind but I stayed firm with the support of the kids. Now flashforward a couple more months and my sister-in-law was very drunk and brought it up again stating my youngest told her kids she wants to go but doesn't want to cause conflict or just have her go…
It goes on. You get the drift. All the comments are “yes absolutely, do not let them go to DeSantis’s fascist state where trans kids are hunted down”.
Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 08:34 PM (r+ghq)
When you burn your lifeboats you aren't coming back.
>>“The future of America’s great urban centers depends on the willingness of the nation’s mayors to champion law and order and practice fiscal conservatism,” Johnson wrote. “Our cities desperately need the genuine commitment to these principles (as opposed to the inconsistent, poll-driven commitment of many Democrats) that has long been a defining characteristic of the GOP.”
He added: “In other words, American cities need Republicans—and Republicans need American cities.”
https://tinyurl.com/yceu5hzs
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
90.9 WBRU is brought to you by the Huntington Theater,
featuring Fat Ham, reinventing Shakespeare with a Queer twist.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2023 08:34 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 08:35 PM (gcUgZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yceu5hzs
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Wow, converting!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 22, 2023 08:36 PM (Rbu5d)
So, if I got this right, Disney, by challenging the State of Florida, cut their own throats?
Oh, that's rich.
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2023 08:38 PM (cPGH3)
Funny 'cause I have one of those vintage buttons on my desk.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 22, 2023 08:38 PM (k1Qly)
https://tinyurl.com/zdnpuom
Posted by: Family members won't listen
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That's the great thing about fast food. If you don't finish it you can come back tomorrow or so and eat the rest.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 08:39 PM (RNiJ/)
Yikes.
Ever hear about the thief that broke in and saw all the Ikea furniture and felt so bad for the victim that he (the thief) left $20 without taking anything.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 22, 2023 08:39 PM (JkeTM)
A giant swamp with pythons, gators, and hurricanes. No thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 08:40 PM (xTRSc)
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Nah I don’t. The can all implode and I will give zero fucks.
Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 08:40 PM (r+ghq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 08:41 PM (gcUgZ)
A giant swamp with pythons, gators, and hurricanes. No thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 08:40 PM (xTRSc)
And beaches. 😀
Kinda the reason everyone visits.
Hurricane season is during the summer and I’ve never seen a python in FL. Gators a couple of times. They just kinda chill.
Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 08:42 PM (r+ghq)
So, if I got this right, Disney, by challenging the State of Florida, cut their own throats?
Oh, that's rich.
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2023 08:38 PM (cPGH3)
Yeah kinda seems that way doesn’t it. Lol.
Posted by: Montec at September 22, 2023 08:43 PM (r+ghq)
I think they have a gator season but one must buy a license.
However you can sell the skin and the meat.
They haven't figured out what to do with the monkeys.
If they don do something it will look like India.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 08:44 PM (RNiJ/)
Has a very District 9 vibe and is directed by the guy who made Rogue One, which is the only decent Star Wars movie from the new crop of films.
Stars John David Washington who is becoming this generations Denzel Wahsington and Ken Wantanabe.
And who doesn't like Ken Wantanabe.
https://tinyurl.com/23tnsxdq
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 08:44 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 08:45 PM (xTRSc)
Got to have a plan for everything. Going to have to revise that one. Just never go into the woods unarmed sounds like a better one.
Posted by: javems at September 22, 2023 08:45 PM (8I4hW)
>>I don’t know why anybody would want to go to Florida, with or without DeSantis.
Most of my family lives in Florida, it's a great place to visit, for very short periods of time and then go back home to live in forests like G-d meant us to do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 08:46 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2023 08:46 PM (ovV/V)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 22, 2023 08:48 PM (MeG8a)
For myself, I'd be perfectly content to never set foot in a city ever again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2023 08:48 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 22, 2023 08:50 PM (JkeTM)
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 08:51 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 08:51 PM (xTRSc)
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Interesting.
🐘 🐘
More here:
https://tinyurl.com/26e2d64u
3:17 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:07 PM (krqg6)
******
Nice video for Elephant Appreciation Day!
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2023 08:51 PM (NpAcC)
A giant swamp with pythons, gators, and hurricanes. No thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at
Agreed! And the bugs. Don't forget the bugs. And the heat and humidity. Nothing redeeming about a place where you have to use air conditioning 10 months a year.
Posted by: nurse ratched, sea otter Awareness WEEK starts Sunday! at September 22, 2023 08:52 PM (pmFfT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
All due respect to Virgina Beach and that area, I'd rather visit the Shenandoah Valley or drive down the Blue Ridge Parkway. Appomattox County is tranquil, I could live there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 08:52 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 08:52 PM (RNiJ/)
$189!
Last year it was only $149.
Everything is going up.
But the Trans Hunting in Florida is great.
My last expedition there, I bagged two LGBTQQIAPP+and a nice young Bigender Two Spirit.
I did the taxidermy thing and mounted them on my living room
walls.
Really nice addition to my trophies.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2023 08:52 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 08:54 PM (gcUgZ)
Cannot compare sea/ocean to a lake.
Posted by: runner
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What's fun at the beach without sharks.?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 08:54 PM (RNiJ/)
Surprisingly, Florida is a very diverse state. I worked in Tampa for a few years and it is completely different from Miami or Jacksonville and most definitely the Keys. I don't want to live there or I would but I do enjoy visiting parts of Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald at September 22, 2023 08:54 PM (xTRSc)
Cities are the gathering place. Without them there is no civilization.
Posted by: Braenyard
Why? Is there some sort of magic in gathering?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2023 08:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:56 PM (krqg6)
But I won't live in them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 08:57 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 08:57 PM (gcUgZ)
Cannot compare sea/ocean to a lake.
Posted by: runner
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What's fun at the beach without sharks.?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 08:54 PM (RNiJ/)
Don't forget about us...
Posted by: Muskys and Northern Pike at September 22, 2023 08:59 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2023 09:00 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:01 PM (xTRSc)
>>I lived in Tampa for about 4 and half years. I enjoyed it. Summers are brutal, Winters are delightful, no shortage of things to do. I love the Gulf Coast, in general. Don't want to live there.
I worked on a project in Doral for 6 months through the summer season, never took that many showers in my life, averaged 5 a day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 09:02 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: My Shelving Floats, Too at September 22, 2023 09:02 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2023 09:03 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:03 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:03 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2023 09:00 PM (NpAcC)
I would pay good money to see Trump show up on the same day. LOL!! AND have an impromptu "debate" with melonhead.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 22, 2023 09:03 PM (Zvtjl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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What nation that ever existed did not have a city?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 09:04 PM (RNiJ/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2023 09:06 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:07 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:07 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Ministry of Tribal Affairs at September 22, 2023 09:08 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2023 09:00 PM (NpAcC)
Wasn't he part of the coal miners strike in the 1920s?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 22, 2023 09:09 PM (8SY6X)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 22, 2023 09:03 PM (Zvtjl)
*******
Trump was suppose to go on Wednesday, the day of 2nd Republican debate.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2023 09:10 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:10 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:11 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: redridinghood
________________________
General Motors has temporarily laid off approximately 2,000 unionized workers at its Kansas plant.
Electrics will be made in China and gassers will be assembled by robots.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 09:11 PM (RNiJ/)
Ace must be in bed with PUTIN!?!
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2023 09:12 PM (NpAcC)
https://tinyurl.com/zdnpuom
Posted by: Family members won't listen to Gandalf anymore at September 22, 2023 08:15 PM (SfD1B)
OK, but you have to account for the fact that the homemade burger has about 3 times the vegetable matter on it (lots of fresh tomato, lettuce, onion, etc) than the fast food one. That is the stuff that develops mold. If you make a burger, cook it well, put only cheese and pickles on it, and put it in open air, I bet it looks a lot like the fast food burger after 30 days.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:12 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 08:40 PM (xTRSc)
But you can shoot them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 09:13 PM (shZRq)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 22, 2023 09:13 PM (8SY6X)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:13 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2023 09:14 PM (0FoWg)
I like cities. I've spent a good part of my life living in one and traveled a lot and most things are always centered around cities, work and play.
It's a fairly recent phenomenon that cities have become not just Democrat strongholds, that's nothing new, but openly against normal people. Most I visit now are filthy and ugly both on the surface and below and not just in the US.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2023 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:15 PM (xTRSc)
I did the taxidermy thing and mounted them on my living room
walls.
Really nice addition to my trophies.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 22, 2023 08:52 PM (TGPs7)
Do they have a muzzle-loader season for them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 09:15 PM (shZRq)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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That's the disturbing part. The McDonalds burger has lettuce, tomato, etc., too. The burgers are pretty much identical.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:15 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Damn shame. A GOAT as an RB and a damn good OF for the Royals.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 22, 2023 09:16 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: TRex at September 22, 2023 09:16 PM (IQ6Gq)
They were telling me how Lukashenko was flying migrants in to Minsk and onto buses giving them money and food to cause trouble at the border.”
Twitter.
https://tinyurl.com/3dp4h63t.
Posted by: 13times at September 22, 2023 09:18 PM (l8d8m)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:15 PM (xTRSc)
You can shoot at one. May not do any good, but satisfying, nonetheless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 09:18 PM (shZRq)
Speaking of spicy, Nancy, how was your date? Mine was great! We got kicked out of the show and everything!
Posted by: Lauren B. at September 22, 2023 09:19 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:20 PM (dJ9Aq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:20 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2023 08:46 PM (XV/Pl)
The grass in Florida is weird. That is all.
Like plastic.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:21 PM (OX9vb)
For myself, I'd be perfectly content to never set foot in a city ever again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2023 08:48 PM
Amen, brother
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2023 09:22 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 09:22 PM (uSHSS)
Peas in chili. A conundrum that the Horde has not yet pondered.
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My second-generation Canadian, Great-Depression-raised, Irish mom's "goulash" was her chili recipe with the kidney beans swapped out for peas, for us four boys and dad from the '60s to the 2000s. I don't know if a family recipe or from Good Housekeeping or similar from the '50s or '60s. She served it with buttered toast.
Ground beef simmered in tomato juice with spices including paprika as well as chili powder as far as I know, and then the beans or peas added. Maybe paprika for the 'goulash' and chili powder, oddly enough, for the chili??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:22 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:22 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:23 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 08:51 PM (V13WU)
Ever been to one of them?
They are more properly called Inland Seas.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 22, 2023 09:24 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:26 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:26 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:26 PM (krqg6)
Well, "galoshes" means "boots", so go figure. Miklos is the authority here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 09:27 PM (shZRq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:15 PM (de2/z)
No, they aren't. The homemade one has stacks of vegetable matter. The McDonald's one has a few shreds of lettuce, and possibly a tomato under the bun (you can't really see), and usually about three pickle slices. In that video, you can't see what's happening under the bun. Could be moldy under there, who knows? But the homemade burger is about an inch higher to start with with fresh veggies on it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:28 PM (OX9vb)
WATCH: Grand Theft Auto suspect with an impressive exit from Mercedes following police chase in L.A.
https://tinyurl.com/427d45tn
15 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 08:01 PM (krqg6)
***
And the scores.are.in!
6.6 6.7 6.7 6.9 6.8 and oh look there! A 5.7 from the Yugoslavian judge. That has got to hurt his chances in the finals.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 09:28 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 22, 2023 09:29 PM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:29 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:29 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
>I know where you get some more wood. Not that kind of wood.
I just completed wiring a planer. My next sojourn will to reconstruct a burned-out stud mill.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 22, 2023 09:30 PM (KVGVf)
Our President is a senile crook whose corruption on behalf of his crackhead son is putting us into a nearly inevitable war with a nuclear power, at the very moment the strutting dictator we've propped up is in our capital demanding MOAR GRAFT from our exhausted treasury.
People are struggling to pay for their groceries, the auto workers are on strike, our chief rival is menacing our regional allies in the Pacific, our military is suffering one self-inflicted catastrophe after another, and our cities are crumbling in front of us.
The American system is struggling to breathe under the crushing weight of its protracted litany of excess, while our Senate's key "opposition" figure vapor locks on a daily basis.
But its key majority figure is concerned with the truly important things - gnashing his teeth and beating his breast about the loss of decorum posed by the illiterate, hulking meatbeast he crammed through the door of his own chamber through fraud.
This country is such an embarrassment.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2023 09:30 PM (0FoWg)
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Peas = soup, no peas = stew
I don't know if that's how the fancy-pants epiquestrian folks with their chicken-leg hats talk about it, but that's what I was always taught.
Stews are generally thicker, too (I often cheat the roux and use Kitchen Bouquet and a bit of flour). But I always liked the "no peas" approach. Keeps things simple.
I bet goulash can be either.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:31 PM (de2/z)
Shennendoah Valley area?
Posted by: From about that Time at September 22, 2023 09:32 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:29 PM (xTRSc)
*fistbump
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:32 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:33 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Chinese want that island. Do the Sentinelese eat their prey?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 09:33 PM (RNiJ/)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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I think that's sort of the point. If they were the same then it wouldn't be a preservative-filled McDonald's burger that anyone could go and buy at any of tens of thousands of locations around the U.S. to replicate the experiment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:34 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: From about that Time at September 22, 2023 09:34 PM (4780s)
Cannot compare sea/ocean to a lake.
Posted by: runner at September 22, 2023 08:51 PM
Ever been to one of them?
They are more properly called Inland Seas.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 22, 2023 09:24 PM
I grew up four blocks from Corpus Christi Bay; we went out to Mustang Island practically every weekend
I've seen all five and been in four of the great lakes
they are nor the same
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2023 09:34 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:34 PM (dJ9Aq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:36 PM (dJ9Aq)
Also I'm going to go find that recipe for Sunday.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:36 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:29 PM (xTRSc)
Sigh.
And here I was thinking over these last few weeks we were connecting. AoS buddies and all.
And this!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 09:37 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Rex B at September 22, 2023 09:38 PM (AKm8d)
For myself, I'd be perfectly content to never set foot in a city ever again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Amen, brother
Posted by: AltonJackson
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But when you need goods or services you go into town.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 09:39 PM (RNiJ/)
West Coast beats East Coast.
The Great Lakes, having no dog in this fight, stand aloof.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:39 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:36 PM (dJ9Aq)
*scoots up closer to the USB port with a plate
*trade you for some baklava
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:40 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 09:41 PM (bQKgA)
It's also called slumgullion.
I won't ruin the other definitions of that word, but it's worth going to have a look.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:41 PM (de2/z)
For myself, I'd be perfectly content to never set foot in a city ever again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Amen, brother
Posted by: AltonJackson
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Think of all the 20's you'll save!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 09:41 PM (uSHSS)
We still agree on the deliciousness of doner kabob, though, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:42 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:43 PM (dJ9Aq)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 22, 2023 09:43 PM (krqg6)
But when you need goods or services you go into town.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 09:39 PM (RNiJ/)
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Exactly. Floyd the Barber doesn't make house calls.
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at September 22, 2023 09:43 PM (bQKgA)
That was a righteous rant. Hat tip.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 22, 2023 09:43 PM (V8he0)
But I like going there once in a while to get a good bagel, play some poker with real people, have a great dinner, find some fine wine, etc.
Glad there are people who like to dwell in the city.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:43 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2023 09:45 PM (shZRq)
We still agree on the deliciousness of doner kabob, though, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:42 PM (xTRSc)
Yeah.
Ok
And I miss this little place in Sinop that made cigara birekt. Kinda like mini toquitos that you dipped in honey.
Delicious!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 09:45 PM (uSHSS)
But when you need goods or services you go into town.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 09:39 PM
true, that
my goal is to live outside a town that is just big enough to have a Walmart and a Whataburger
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2023 09:46 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2023 09:47 PM (ovV/V)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:47 PM (dJ9Aq)
And, though Turkey was not, while I was there, anyway, a conspicuously wealthy country, I never saw anyone starving there. They seemed to be able to feed their people.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:49 PM (xTRSc)
But I like going there once in a while to get a good bagel, play some poker with real people, have a great dinner, find some fine wine, etc.
Glad there are people who like to dwell in the city.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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*fistbump*
I find myself disliking going into cities more and more as I get older, but I still like that they exist. If you can figure out when, where, and how to visit areas that might not get your family murdered there can be some very interesting non-murder experiences there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:49 PM (de2/z)
Delicious!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2023 09:45 PM (uSHSS)
Never heard of cigara birekt--had to look that up. It looks delicious!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2023 09:50 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:51 PM (xTRSc)
T minus 5 hours to Equinox. You have 5 hours of summer left. Make the most of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at September 22, 2023 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)
Criminals are putting professionally-produced QR code stickers over the real QR code to redirect you to their website and steal your money and credit card info.
Very clever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:52 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:52 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Boy, that sweetens the pot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2023 09:52 PM (ovV/V)
AltonJackson, welcome to Corsicana !
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:47 PM
I know, right?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2023 09:52 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2023 09:53 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:53 PM (xTRSc)
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and a HomeDepot
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 09:54 PM (RNiJ/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at September 22, 2023 09:55 PM (de2/z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 22, 2023 09:56 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:58 PM (dJ9Aq)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 09:39 PM (RNiJ/)
That's what the camels are for.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 22, 2023 09:59 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2023 09:59 PM (qPw5n)
Posted by: AltonJackson
The town south of which we live has no Whataburger, and we haven't been to Wal-Mart since they gave BLM a wad of money.
Used to be about five or seven miles to town. In the last few years, good pasture land a half mile away has sprouted fat-cat houses. We're practically suburban.
We go a few miles north, and there's the local grocery with the corn-free gas station, the Aldi thing, Braums has good burgers and produce, all in one intersection. We count it lucky to gas up, do the shopping, and buzz back home, only barely getting into the south end of town.
NOOOOD willowing NOOOOD
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Posted by: mindful webworker - rurally at September 22, 2023 10:01 PM (gL/LV)
Very clever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -
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Parking garage I frequent has the QR but will take cash.
If you pay with a credit card it's an extra $1.20. I pay cash.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 22, 2023 10:04 PM (RNiJ/)
AltonJackson, I think we are just about to get high speed internet.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2023 09:58 PM
fantastic
we were looking into Elon's inter web net tube set-up, as well...one of my son's cow-orkers has it and has no issues streaming or gaming
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