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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (9/17/23)
Quote I “But at the same time, we must recognise: if President Zelensky and the Ukrainians stop fighting, their country will no longer exist. If President Putin and Russia lay down their weapons, we will have peace.” NATO chief Jens Stoltenberg
Quote II “I look forward to welcoming the Illinois men and women in blue to the law-and-order state.” Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R)
Quote III “Just for public relations sake, maybe I should have gone and found one Black and one woman artist to include here that didn’t measure up to that same historical standard, just to avert this kind of criticism." Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame Founder Jann Wenner.
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Days after President Joe Biden bypassed the congress to approve a $6-billion ransom payment to Iran, the Mullah regime has taken another Western national hostage as part of its ongoing ‘hostage diplomacy,’ media reports say. On Saturday, Iran’s Islamic Guard (IRGC) disclosed that it has taken yet another Westerner in its custody, less than a week after Biden White House agreed to pay $6 billion for the release of 5 U.S. hostages. The media reports did not specify if the captive is a U.S. or a European national.
When you reward evil, you reap evil.
Happy Birthday US Consitution.
On September 17, 1787, members of the Constitutional Convention signed the final draft of the Constitution. Two days earlier, when a final vote was called, Edmund Randolph called for another convention to carefully review the Constitution as it stood. This motion, supported by George Mason and Elbridge Gerry, was voted down and the Constitution was adopted.
Investigative journalism at its finest.
Irish TV station Virgin Media News broadcasted a news segment on Wednesday about a "mysterious crater" at a local beach north of Dublin, which it said could be evidence of a meteorite violently impacting with the sand in a "once-in-a-lifetime cosmic event." The smoking gun: a mysteriously charred rock in the middle of the almost perfectly circular hole.Jerry Rivers and Al Capone's vault it is not.
The board of West Virginia University voted to make campus-wide cuts to academic programs and faculty positions after falling into a $45 million budget downswing. This comes after students urged the campus to "stop the cuts." The Associated Press reported that the university is set to cut 28 of its majors, amounting to about 8% of the total majors offered.
Senator Stutterman from Pennsylvania has changed the senate chambers forever.
Senate will no longer enforce a dress code for senators
'I will continue to wear a suit,' Sen. Chuck Schumer, D.-New York, says of the change
I'm so happy that I carry a thermos and large travel mug.
BREAKING: Missouri Dept of Health investigating Starbucks barista with diaper fetish after he filmed himself dispensing whipped cream into his diaper
The world’s first confirmed dog-fox hybrid was found in the Brazilian wilderness. In 2021, the animal, a female, was hit by a car and taken to a veterinary hospital for treatment. The staff at the hospital were unable to determine whether the animal was a dog or a fox, as it had physical characteristics of both species.
Born on this day: 17 Sep 1923
Hank Williams (born Hiram King Williams). The American singer-songwriter and musician is regarded as one of the most important country music artists of all time. Williams recorded 35 singles (five released posthumously) that would place in the Top 10 of the Billboard Country & Western Best Sellers chart, including 11 that ranked No.1. During his last years Williams's consumption of alcohol, morphine and painkillers severely compromised his professional life. Williams died aged 29 on January 1, 1953. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 17 Sep 1967
The Doors were banned from The Ed Sullivan Show after Jim Morrison broke his agreement with the show’s producers. Morrison said before the performance that he wouldn’t sing the words, ‘Girl, we couldn’t get much higher,’ from 'Light My Fire' but did anyway. The Doors also performed their new single 'People Are Strange.'. Via thisdayinmusic.com
I forgot to share this with you last week. Genius Award Winner.
Climate Protester Who Glued His Feet to the Floor Complains About Being Put in Psych Ward
Dog Missing For 3 Weeks Found Safe At Atlanta Airport A dog that had gone missing several weeks ago at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport has been successfully located and recovered. This week, Maia was finally reunited with her owner.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 17, 2023 10:00 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 17, 2023 10:00 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 17, 2023 10:00 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at September 17, 2023 10:01 PM (nZ3B4)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at September 17, 2023 10:01 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:02 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at September 17, 2023 10:02 PM (duT0u)
The board of West Virginia University voted to make campus-wide cuts to academic programs and faculty positions after falling into a $45 million budget downswing. This comes after students urged the campus to "stop the cuts."
The Associated Press reported that the university is set to cut 28 of its majors, amounting to about 8% of the total majors offered.
Number of administrator and diversicrat positions cut: 0.0
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:03 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 10:03 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2023 10:03 PM (NxC5+)
He's not wrong.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:04 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 17, 2023 10:04 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 17, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
You think they'd be stupid enough to do that, Jensie? Yeah, you clowns would immediately attack them and get us nuked. F U
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 17, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)
Senate will no longer enforce a dress code for senators
'I will continue to wear a suit,' Sen. Chuck Schumer, D.-New York, says of the change
If you're so compromised that you can't even dress properly, you're too compromised to vote on bills that affect the rest of the country.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:06 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 17, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
You won't have that problem tomorrow night.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at September 17, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
During his last years Williams's consumption of alcohol, morphine and painkillers severely compromised his professional life.
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During his last years, Hitler's military disasters, Gestapo executions and death camps severely compromised his historical reputation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:06 PM (MoZTd)
(Sips beer)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 17, 2023 10:07 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: 13th man at September 17, 2023 10:08 PM (6YNFT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:06 PM (MoZTd)
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It was all the fault of the Jooos! Read my book!
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at September 17, 2023 10:08 PM (bQKgA)
Yesterday was Mexican Independence Day.
Small contingents from the Russian and Chinese armies participated in the parade in Mexico City.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 10:08 PM (2tUFv)
LOLGF. Tears shed 0.0. Too bad it didn't take out the grievance studies departments.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 10:08 PM (2W4wJ)
But was he an "austere religious leader"?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 10:09 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:02 PM (DsA2n)
Kind of overcast weekend here in Orange County, Ca. Definite hint of fall in the air here in the land of endless summer.....
Gas prices thru the roof - mid 6's / gallon here. Ouch!
Thank's Big Guy!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 10:09 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2023 10:09 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 17, 2023 10:09 PM (c/7nx)
So they have 350 fields of study you can major in?
I think they could stand to lose 28 of them.
Posted by: mikeski apologizes for math at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (bQKgA)
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What the absolute effing hell????
What dumbass even hired this idiot much less let him come to work wearing a friggin' diaper?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (uSHSS)
'I will continue to wear a suit,' Sen. Chuck Schumer, D.-New York, says of the change
GFY "senators" Retardedman and Chucky Shitstain.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (2W4wJ)
Glad to be retired.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (MeG8a)
Took me a while to get through the excellent content.
You've out done yesterday's!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 10:11 PM (cFlLT)
twitter.com/stevensongs/status
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2023 10:11 PM (IG4Id)
Might as well TRUMP!!!
Death to disco.
Erin Gray in Buck Rogers. Yummy!!!
Thats all I got./
Posted by: Outside of Life at September 17, 2023 10:11 PM (89Sog)
Julian Röpcke🇺🇦
@JulianRoepcke
#NewsMap
The Ukrainian army liberated #Klishiivka, south of Bakhmut in Donetsk oblast.
➡️Klishiivka is the 14th village that has been liberated since the start of the Ukrainian counteroffensive on June 5.
➡️The other 13 are: Urozhaine, Andriivka, Robotyne, Staromayorske, Makarivka, Blahodatne, Storozheve, Neskuchne, Rivnopil, Novodarivka, Levadne, Lobkove and Piatykhatky.
Z-Man can boast about that at the UN next week.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 10:11 PM (2tUFv)
Great photo of a doggeh treat up top and great music behind it.
The Senate should absolutely have and enforce a dress code for its members. All of the members.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 17, 2023 10:11 PM (Idycf)
Senate will no longer enforce a dress code for senators
'I will continue to wear a suit,' Sen. Chuck Schumer, D.-New York, says of the change
Wow, that meeting went by way too fast.
Posted by: Nobody ever at September 17, 2023 10:12 PM (I/Qkd)
What is he, 7 years old? What a fucknut.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 10:12 PM (2W4wJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (bQKgA)
"Fuhrerpfoofen." That's gonna make me giggle all week....thank you
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 10:12 PM (QGaXH)
No one else in here understands that we're all doomed!! They must be crazy!!!
Posted by: climate protestor who winces when he walks at September 17, 2023 10:12 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:12 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:13 PM (MoZTd)
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OTOH... if you can develop and write meaningful legislation that doesn't fuck the public over, quit with the megalomaniac tendencies and stop being corrupt pieces of shit.... I could honestly care less what the fuck you wear.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2023 10:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2023 10:13 PM (NxC5+)
The only people more brain dead than Fetterman are the Pennsylvanians - alive, dead and nonexistent- who voted for him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:15 PM (MoZTd)
Well hell chuckie. Aren't you just fu*king stunning and brave??!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 10:15 PM (uSHSS)
South America has a maned wolves … just sayin’ … which have a similar blend of characteristics.
So hope this isn’t some space aliens from Mexico,
Posted by: Adriane the 50/50 Black/Green Thumb Gardener . . . at September 17, 2023 10:15 PM (4Winp)
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Hub has some clients that live near there.
I suggested to him he may want to let them know about this, as I'm sure some of them frequent the Starbucks there.
Yet another reason I will never set foot in one.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:15 PM (TvDry)
The entire Republican side should show up in pajamas. Or maybe togas.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2023 10:15 PM (DgGvY)
Understand, the first one is Russia's goal. The second is Ukraine's. You're asking Russia to give up what it desires for what Ukraine desires so you can go back to your coffee and berliners.
You might not have a good grasp on this stuff, Mr NATO guy.
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2023 10:16 PM (M+Nrs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:16 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 10:12 PM (2W4wJ)
You said it more concisely than I.
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2023 10:16 PM (M+Nrs)
The entire Republican side should show up in pajamas. Or maybe togas.
They might as well have some fun with it. Wear SS uniforms, since according to the Dems, they're all Nazis.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:17 PM (I/Qkd)
The entire Republican side should show up in pajamas. Or maybe togas.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2023 10:15 PM (DgGvY)
Definitely togas..and chant 'TOGA TOGA TOGA' anytime a Dem tries to speak.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 10:17 PM (QGaXH)
Glad to be retired.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
When all agenda items have been dealt with and 20 minutes remain of the allotted time the imbecile organizer asks "Anything else?"
There is always that one guy. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 10:17 PM (IaTa3)
https://tinyurl.com/mvx5henb
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:18 PM (TvDry)
Why, that's a country song right there!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff
Oh get real!
Posted by: Momma, Dogs, and Trains . . . at September 17, 2023 10:18 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:19 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2023 10:20 PM (S6gqv)
I get really cranky really fast when I am reading the blog on my phone and the margins are blown.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2023 10:21 PM (M5QzP)
No one else in here understands that we're all doomed!! They must be crazy!!!
Posted by: climate protestor who winces when he walks at September 17, 2023 10:12 PM (DgGvY)
These assholes need the shit beaten out of them. No concussions, no good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:21 PM (rv1Jf)
Shining in meetings is how eager young careerists climb up the corporate ladder. Whereas normal people hate and despise meetings. Which is why they get fired eventually by the careerists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
The entire Republican side should show up in pajamas. Or maybe togas.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2023 10:15 PM (DgGvY)
Definitely togas..and chant 'TOGA TOGA TOGA' anytime a Dem tries to speak.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
Maker America a Republic Again.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2023 10:23 PM (5cgFC)
1. Ukraine declares war on the USA. Casus Belle is the sabotaged US-supplied armored vehicles which were rigged to explode as soon as they got near Russian lines.
2. US immediately invades, charging through the Ukrainian countryside, wrecking everything in their path, until they bump into the Russian trenches.
3. Ukie officials grab their offshore account bank books and run, leaving the Army to surrender to the USA.
4. USA occupies Ukraine and starts nation-building, Russians are left with the territory they captured prior to the surrender.
5. Profit!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 17, 2023 10:23 PM (YRK4R)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2023 10:23 PM (S6gqv)
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WTF *?!*
350[/]i majors?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:24 PM (y+Ith)
Okay, but no fake coughing and saying "b***job".
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:24 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 17, 2023 10:23 PM (YRK4R)
sounds like a perfectly cromulent plan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:24 PM (rv1Jf)
My elbow lump seems to be still growing, No real pain. Will not go to Dr. unless seriously worse tomorrow morning. Right now I think it was wasp or something bite but that may be only in order to maintain a state of comfortable denial about the alien growing in my arm.
For details, ref to end of food thread where I sought help on a bug bite lump.
Now I go get lunch. Later gators.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2023 10:25 PM (5cgFC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:25 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:25 PM (y+Ith)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2023 10:25 PM (bQKgA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We had some pre-eminent knob-polishers at Chase that would signal to be recognized by the chair and, after that occurred, preface their inane ramblings with "Good meeting, Jack". This would happen multiple times within the hour with certain chairs.
Just shoot me.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 10:26 PM (IaTa3)
Now I go get lunch. Later gators.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 17, 2023 10:25 PM (5cgFC)
Well, don't throw a hammerlock on Festerman. The lumps might merge and become sentient.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:26 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: These fish sticks...on my mobile at Coronado Camp at September 17, 2023 10:26 PM (8VzI8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:27 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:27 PM (rv1Jf)
Isn't that sorta' the whole point of "stealth?"
USAF.... Mission Accomplished!
(Bet it's in some redneck's garage being used as a ping-pong table)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2023 10:28 PM (Q4IgG)
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Foxy bitch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:28 PM (y+Ith)
We had some pre-eminent knob-polishers at Chase that would signal to be recognized by the chair and, after that occurred, preface their inane ramblings with "Good meeting, Jack".
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"Looks like good promotion material." - Meeting Organizer
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:28 PM (MoZTd)
Even worse is when the boss can't shut his yap or get to the point, so that every time he starts talking, you're going to be there for at least another 20 minutes. Nobody can tell him to shut it so there you sit.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:29 PM (I/Qkd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:27 PM (MoZTd)
Casus Clay is the motivation for throwing a pot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:29 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Robert Morgan was a local boy. I have coffee once a week with a friend of his.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:30 PM (nEklA)
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"Looks like good promotion material." - Meeting Organizer
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:28 PM (MoZTd)
Straight shooter, has Management potential written all over him.
Posted by: The Two Bobs at September 17, 2023 10:30 PM (4I/2K)
This will remain true so long as DC keeps talking about the Ukraine. Your fucking money launderer has nothing to do with me.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2023 10:30 PM (ybIRR)
Matthew Continetti wrote in Commentary that while we should be maturely considering whether to nominate Mike Pence or Nikki Haley, we have to deal with that awful Vivek Ramaswamy as the representative of the New Right.
The New Right is racist, anti-Semitic, isolationist, and obsessed with masculinity, of course, but what's worst of all is that they have a "dark view" of America's future.
I mean, what reason would anyone have to view America's future with trepidation?
Just because Biden is trying to imprison his leading political opponent (something Continetti references only in passing), that people "parading" through the Capitol have received ludicrous prison sentences, and that the Deep State has established kangaroo courts in DC that will convict a Republican for any crime that they're charged with, is no reason to think that anything is wrong.
And the Biden Administration is on the verge of shutting down free speech in this country - about the only thing standing in their way is Elon Musk.
It's Morning In America, damnit! Unite Behind Pence!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 10:30 PM (2tUFv)
A "Pampas Fox" isn't a fox. It looks like one, but isn't closely related to true foxes. It's in a group of critters just called South American Canids: a unique canid genus related to wolves and jackals; some of them somewhat resemble foxes due to convergent evolution. - Wikipedia
This is still a strange crossbreed, as dogs have 78 chromosomes, and pampas foxes only have 74. It's almost certainly sterile.
True foxes have about half that number of chromosomes, which is why there's no such thing as a dog-(true)-fox hybrid.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2023 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:28 PM (y+Ith)
I am seeing lots of fox droppings around my place. Smaller caliber than the dog's output, and loaded with hair from the critters the foxes eat, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:31 PM (rv1Jf)
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer
It would be nice if we still lived in Schoolhouse Rock Land where legislation was written by Senators and Representatives, and not by corporations and lobbyists, and their lawyers.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 17, 2023 10:31 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: Horst Wessel at September 17, 2023 10:31 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: CIA canine assassins are even more common than Alex Jones would have you believe at September 17, 2023 10:32 PM (KFhLj)
Even worse is when the boss can't shut his yap or get to the point, so that every time he starts talking, you're going to be there for at least another 20 minutes. Nobody can tell him to shut it so there you sit.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:29 PM (I/Qkd)
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Even worse is the priest who can't shut his yap during Confession. You can't tell him to shut up - "Yo, Father, there's a line waiting" - so there you kneel.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:32 PM (MoZTd)
I can only hope it involves sharp scalpels. And bleeding and pain.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:32 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:29 PM (I/Qkd)
IKR. *heavy sigh*
Posted by: Stanley Hudson, Dunder Mifflin at September 17, 2023 10:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Horst Wessel
Hell of a lyricist that Horst.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 10:33 PM (IaTa3)
If I can't riff on this, then I must be getting tired.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2023 10:33 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:32 PM (DsA2n)
Nitroglycerin, wicked into the tiny space between his soles and the concrete.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:34 PM (rv1Jf)
Kingsley Amis once wrote that he thought Ambrose Bierce would be the last famous cultural figure to have a question mark for his year of death. Already over 70, Bierce went to see the Mexican Revolution in 1913, but no one knows when or where or how he died, though he's obviously dead now, even if he managed to die of old age.
Anyway, Hank Williams also needs an asterisk. He was alive, though not well, at 9:00pm on New Year's Eve of 1952, dead and cold and stiff at 6:00am on New Year's Day of 1953, but there was no way to tell whether his heart stopped beating before or after midnight. His year of death is usually given as 1953, which was when he was declared dead, but that's just a guess, and it really should have a question mark.
I'm particularly sad tonight because I wanted to play all 3 discs of the Original Singles Collection, but disc 1 somehow got scratched so bad it won't play.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at September 17, 2023 10:34 PM (iNhu4)
Let's pretend Ukraine actually wins, they won't but let's go with that. What do we get out of it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2023 10:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 17, 2023 10:34 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2023 10:35 PM (NxC5+)
I wonder what the procedure is for removing methylmethacrylate glue from the bottom of the foot when attached to concrete.
I can only hope it involves sharp scalpels. And bleeding and pain.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:32 PM (DsA2n)
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Acetone
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:35 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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"*cough* blowjob *cough* blowjob"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:35 PM (OpB28)
Posted by: mikeski
I guess that part was in the article, now that I read it all. And the hybrid whatever has 76 chromosomes, as expected.
But still, a Pampas Fox is a "fox" the same way a Prairie Dog is a "dog." It's just the common name, not the genus/species.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2023 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mike N Ikes at September 17, 2023 10:36 PM (4lzS7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:35 PM (MoZTd)
Heh. There used to be a line of guitar amps called "Acetone". Really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:36 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:37 PM (TvDry)
"Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway?
A: Tourist."
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 10:37 PM (V13WU)
T-6 Texan pilots Chris Rushing and Nick Macy have died in what officials are calling a landing accident.
Please keep their families in your prayers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:37 PM (FF1fo)
Posted by: Zombie Eva Braun at September 17, 2023 10:37 PM (V8he0)
Stoltenberg did note that Putin in 2021 offered to guarantee Ukraine's 2014 borders if NATO would guarantee not to expand into Ukraine.
NATO turned him down, of course.
To show how the discourse is turning, various Western officials are now complaining that Putin won't negotiate.
Zelensky's official position is that Russia has to withdraw to the 1991 borders (including giving up Crimea) as a precondition for starting negotiations.
But yeah, it's Putin who's being intransigent.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 10:38 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Eromero
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Dying for this nation is pretty much dying for nothing nowadays, sadly.
Ukraine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, etc.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:39 PM (TvDry)
Posted by: Mike N Ikes at September 17, 2023 10:36 PM (4lzS7)
Jesus, you are dense. Tungsten ingots would bob like corks in a pot of melted you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:39 PM (rv1Jf)
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Is that what crashes are called now?
Condolences to their families.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:40 PM (TvDry)
Just shoot me.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 10:26 PM (IaTa3)
I got, essentially, fired from a job for doodling on a napkin while some jackass VP droned on about things he knew nothing about. It took two demotions before I hit the road. Can't say it was the best thing that ever happened to me but I survived.
Posted by: javems at September 17, 2023 10:40 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:40 PM (FF1fo)
But still, a Pampas Fox is a "fox" the same way a Prairie Dog is a "dog." It's just the common name, not the genus/species.
Posted by: mikeski
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Wait...are you saying that guinea pigs aren't actually, uh, porcine?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:41 PM (OpB28)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:40 PM (FF1fo)
I estimate about 35 grams per cc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:41 PM (rv1Jf)
>>NATO turned him down, of course.
Been saying this since the start of this moronic war. Putin has actually been saying that since 2008.
The baddies are our government.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2023 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:41 PM (FF1fo)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at September 17, 2023 10:41 PM (6TzTY)
Wait...are you saying that guinea pigs aren't actually, uh, porcine?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
_________
Pigs is pigs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: I get the politics of it but yikes at September 17, 2023 10:43 PM (dhxes)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:43 PM (FF1fo)
A kewpie doll and wrecked state.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 10:43 PM (V8he0)
What is he, 7 years old? What a fucknut.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
He must be auditioning to be a Kamala Harris speechwriter.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 17, 2023 10:43 PM (mNmNo)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
I thought it was acetone.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2023 10:45 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:45 PM (FF1fo)
These assholes need the shit beaten out of them. No concussions, no good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Human centipede. Stitch their mouth to the ass of the last miscreant. Better get caught early to eat better...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 10:46 PM (uy61S)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 10:47 PM (V8he0)
Object lesson that stupidity has consequences.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:47 PM (FF1fo)
https://tinyurl.com/ycn74qur
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:48 PM (8e9gw)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 17, 2023 10:48 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 17, 2023 10:48 PM (V8he0)
Object lesson that stupidity has consequences.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:47 PM (FF1fo)
You could sell the skin flute to "Ellen" Page.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:48 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Eromero
Only if its a job in intelligence with language training. Then score an assignment at NSA.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 10:49 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 10:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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And you'd be wrong.
Though they do have excellent jerky.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:49 PM (TvDry)
Posted by: JackStraw
Well, that pipeline of 14-year-old sex slaves has been shut down for a while.....
Posted by: Your Betters at September 17, 2023 10:49 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 10:50 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Like there needs to be any more deep staters or spooks.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:50 PM (TvDry)
Pigs is pigs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd)
License, registration, proof of insurance.
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! NOW!!!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
He was reaching for something!
Posted by: Chicago cop at September 17, 2023 10:51 PM (dhxes)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:51 PM (FF1fo)
https://tinyurl.com/ycn74qur
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:48 PM (8e9gw)
I hope they gut and clean them first...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:51 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Diogenes
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It is a great job! Lots of holidays, great benefits, great retirement plan!
Posted by: Bob, at the NSA at September 17, 2023 10:51 PM (8e9gw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:52 PM (FF1fo)
The complete cover up of our crimes!
For this, we shall sacrifice countless lives and treasure.
Posted by: Victoria Nuland at September 17, 2023 10:52 PM (MeG8a)
The entire Republican side should show up in pajamas. Or maybe togas.
Posted by: mikeski
The grifters can sport Adidas tracksuits...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 10:52 PM (uy61S)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 10:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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And you'd be wrong.
Though they do have excellent jerky.
Posted by: SMH
And svimvehr - https://is.gd/hbamo6
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 10:53 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:02 PM (DsA2n)
Slowly I turned, leaf by leaf . . .
Posted by: The Tree at September 17, 2023 10:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:53 PM (FF1fo)
We didn't want to say anything. But the typos are starting
Posted by: CIA canine assassins are even more common than Alex Jones would have you believe at September 17, 2023 10:54 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Here's a pic of the 'presentation'.
https://tinyurl.com/yv77m7c5
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:54 PM (8e9gw)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:02 PM (DsA2n)
Slowly I turned, leaf by leaf . . .
Posted by: The Tree at September 17, 2023 10:53 PM (xhaym)
***
I think that I shall never pee
Any place better than under that tree.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 10:54 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: I get the politics of it but yikes
I don’t think it was Chicago specifically, but rather all of Illinois …
Posted by: Adriane the Geographically Challenged Critic . . . at September 17, 2023 10:54 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:54 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: runner
Tell him all of the Soviets are dead?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2023 10:55 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I prefer to starve the beast.
This demonic junta does not deserve the military it currently has, as messed up as it is right now.
In any case, the illegals currently swarming over the border will be filling the ranks soon enough.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:55 PM (TvDry)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 10:55 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:55 PM (FF1fo)
https://tinyurl.com/yv77m7c5
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 10:54 PM (8e9gw)
Looks spatchcocked. So, probably cleaned and gutted. I'd try it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:56 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
You don't. You hand the Extinction Rebellion idiot a hacksaw, place a big cooler of water a few feet out of arm's reach, then cordon off the area until further notice.
Posted by: John Kramer may have been on to something at September 17, 2023 10:56 PM (dhxes)
I've watched that dude from hot ones eat one and it looks like he gulped battery acid.
Insane in the membrane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2023 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 10:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 10:57 PM (uSHSS)
Live and learn I suppose.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2023 10:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Don't Be This Guy at September 17, 2023 10:58 PM (83IzV)
What dumbass even hired this idiot much less let him come to work wearing a friggin' diaper?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (uSHSS)
EEOC rules. Remember, hostile workplaces means lots of bucks for the complainant and his lawyer!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 10:58 PM (xhaym)
A week or so ago at my Wal-Mart saw a bag of Carolina Reaper cheese.
Whut?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:58 PM (FF1fo)
Posted by: runner
Tell them it’s much easier to rake leaves on the ground ???
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnically Badthink Jokes Critic . . . at September 17, 2023 10:59 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 10:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: John Kramer
Please to work for your campaign for President?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 10:59 PM (uy61S)
I think that's true of almost all the "Western" hostages in Iran.
They have some reason for returning to Iran (their mom is sick or something), and since almost all dual-citizens get away with it, they figure that they won't be one of the handful of people that Iran decides to seize as bargaining chips.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 10:59 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnically Badthink Jokes Critic . . . at September 17, 2023 10:59 PM (4Winp)
NO! You wave.
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 10:59 PM (V13WU)
To me, there seems to be something self destructive mixed in with the creativity and talent.I was absolutely furious when Philip Seymour Hoffman ODed. But it isn't just modern day artists. Van Gogh. I think Jackson Pollack had a few screws loose. David Carradine. Robin Williams committed suicide. Whitney Houston.
I guess I'm lucky to merely be Josepha Sabin who has no particular talent whatsoever.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at September 17, 2023 11:01 PM (6TzTY)
Posted by: DB - just phoning it in at September 17, 2023 11:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2023 10:17 PM (I/Qkd)
Bobert in a Y-kini and Rand Paul in a ballroom gown
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 11:02 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 11:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:03 PM (rv1Jf)
>>So why does Fetterman dress like that? Is he a 'non-conformist' or is it the brain damage?
Because has always been a grimey meat head even before his brain broke.
He's tatted up as well.
Unfortunately, that stupid f**k is now my Senator and makes Corey Booker and Bob Menedez look like the second coming of Mr Smith by comparison.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2023 11:05 PM (XV/Pl)
Imma just gonna say it. Hadrian 7th is a suck up.
Sheesh!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 10:57 PM (uSHSS)
__________
That's Senior Vice President for ONT Hadrian 7th to you, boyo!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 11:05 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: DB
Run of the mill tard.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 11:05 PM (uy61S)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
Well, you did develop the Polio vaccine, so there's that.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 11:06 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:06 PM (FF1fo)
2 Pilots Killed After Their Planes Collided Upon Landing at Air Races in Reno, Nevada.
So not a falling out of the sky accident, but a tragedy nevertheless.
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnically Badthink Jokes Critic . . . at September 17, 2023 11:07 PM (4Winp)
People know that things are getting worse, and we need to spread the gospel, that there is hope in these dark times.
How it all ends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxgPpe8aVU
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 11:07 PM (TvDry)
@rawsalerts 7m
🚨#BREAKING: A Urgent Manhunt is underway after 9 Juvenile Inmates Escapes a Youth Detention Center Multiple staff members have been injured
📌#Morgantown | #PA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2023 11:08 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
...if Mr Smith was a fiercely-possibly-not-homosexual, underaged-prostitute solicitor.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 11:09 PM (uy61S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2023 10:33 PM (ybIRR)
He was always going "oompa-oompa-oompa-pa"?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 11:09 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:09 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2023 11:09 PM (y+oAA)
A Urgent Manhunt is underway after 9 Juvenile Inmates Escapes a Youth Detention Center Multiple staff members have been injured
_________
High-spirited yoofs. Aspiring hip-hop artists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 11:10 PM (MoZTd)
>>So why does Fetterman dress like that? Is he a 'non-conformist' or is it the brain damage?
WTF???
Is Bill Barr running the Pa prison system?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2023 11:10 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2023 10:34 PM (ZLI7S)
a chance to burn all the records
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 11:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - trying to be that person at September 17, 2023 11:10 PM (Mzdiz)
#109
I have to imagine it was while they were taxiing in and field of vision obstructed by their radial engines. Unless one landed atop the other? But if either is true, what was ATC doing at the time?
NTSB is involved with the accident investigation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:10 PM (FF1fo)
Must be nice to be worth $6 billion.
If I was in an Iranian prison they wouldn't part with a single greenback for my release.
And I'm a national treasure.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2023 11:12 PM (h7L2Y)
Sounds like they need to return to building moats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:12 PM (FF1fo)
📌#Morgantown | #PA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2023 11:08 PM (IG4Id)
Wouldn't that be a "yutehunt"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:12 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 11:05 PM (MoZTd)
Ahhh. Now it becomes clear.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 11:12 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: javems at September 17, 2023 10:40 PM (8I4hW)
121 There are no Buc-cees in Omaha and I don't see traveling to Texas in my future. Buc-ceUes, please come to Omaha while I'm still alive to experience one!
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at September 17, 2023 10:41 PM (6TzTY)
You two are giving me ideas about hanging up the corporate life (43 years). climbing in my newly acquired camper, and seeing if I can find the westernmost Buccees....LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 11:15 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:12 PM (rv1Jf)
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Did you say, "yute"?
Posted by: Judge Chamberlain Haller at September 17, 2023 11:17 PM (bQKgA)
@MichaelEMann
A reminder to #MAGAts: Your comments will be hidden, the account will be muted, blocked and reported (triple hit in twitter's algorithm), and your timeline will be scoured by a team of volunteers for any possible twitter violations 😃
11:49 AM · Sep 17, 2023
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2023 11:17 PM (RovqD)
@MichaelEMann
A reminder to #MAGAts: Your comments will be hidden, the account will be muted, blocked and reported (triple hit in twitter's algorithm), and your timeline will be scoured by a team of volunteers for any possible twitter violations 😃
11:49 AM · Sep 17, 2023
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2023 11:17 PM (RovqD)
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Ah, the free and open spirit of scientific inquiry personified!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2023 11:20 PM (bQKgA)
Nothings says 'winning' more than hysterical vows of monumental retribution...
Now go fellate that hockey stick some more.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:21 PM (FF1fo)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 11:22 PM (lvGtr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2023 11:22 PM (g75ie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:22 PM (FF1fo)
A reminder to #MAGAts: Your comments will be hidden, the account will be muted, blocked and reported (triple hit in twitter's algorithm), and your timeline will be scoured by a team of volunteers for any possible twitter violations 😃
11:49 AM · Sep 17, 2023
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2023 11:17 PM (RovqD)
What a fag!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:22 PM (rv1Jf)
USNews had few details, not even the pilots names. Just that it appeared to be on the ground rather than in the air contact.
Prayers for the families and friends.
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnically Badthink Jokes Critic . . . at September 17, 2023 11:23 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:24 PM (FF1fo)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 11:24 PM (xhaym)
I think that's true of almost all the "Western" hostages in Iran.
They have some reason for returning to Iran (their mom is sick or something), and since almost all dual-citizens get away with it, they figure that they won't be one of the handful of people that Iran decides to seize as bargaining chips.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2023 10:59 PM (2tUFv)
Way back mumbledy mumbledy years ago I worked at an aerospace company and at Christmas holiday break this guy who was a US citizen but from Iran went back for the holidays. Never returned. Wonder to this day what happened....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 11:24 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 11:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2023 11:25 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
By a girl.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2023 11:26 PM (IaTa3)
Either a cigarette, a homosexual, or the Guatemalan Air Force.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Film Actors Guild or Friend of Al Gore.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 11:26 PM (lvGtr)
📌#Morgantown | #PA
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Just found five or so stories on this. No descriptions, or pictures. BOLO for some teenagers, I guess.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 17, 2023 11:26 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2023 11:27 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:28 PM (FF1fo)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 11:28 PM (xhaym)
Killing himself before The Hunger Games films were complete was just selfish.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2023 11:29 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2023 11:29 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2023 11:29 PM (IEw/x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:09 PM (rv1Jf)
AOP - always enjoy reading about your mechanical adventures!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 11:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2023 11:29 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2023 11:29 PM (lvGtr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxgPpe8aVU
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 11:07 PM (TvDry)
Actually....I was kind of expecting the ending from Dr. Strangelove......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 11:31 PM (QGaXH)
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2023 11:29 PM (IEw/x)
Link doesn't work. Time to move your content to a different platform, dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:31 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2023 11:33 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 11:29 PM (QGaXH)
Thanks! It's a journey. I am very pleased with the new TIG welder. There is definitely a learning curve there, but it made a very pretty weld. I got a PrimeWeld TIG 225.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:33 PM (rv1Jf)
So a CIA asset or Mossad, then.
The federal government doesn't pay $6 billion for Akmed the falafel cook visiting family for Ramadan.
They wouldn't care if a million Akmeds die in an Iranian city prison. They are paying for one of their own little spook bastards over there dicking around in the sand box.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2023 11:33 PM (h7L2Y)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
You can't just stop at one, after the 1st you'll be on a pilgrimage to visit each and every one.
You'll be famous!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 11:35 PM (mJoZW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:36 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:38 PM (FF1fo)
Posted by: Ciampino -- In fresh water, brine or mercury? at September 17, 2023 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
You'll be famous!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 11:35 PM (mJoZW)
along with every stinking Cracker Barrel and stupid 'roadside wonder' in the country.........
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue's wife..... at September 17, 2023 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 10:51 PM (FF1fo)
Nah, he quit hanging around a long time ago.
Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2023 11:41 PM (emlEe)
They wouldn't care if a million Akmeds die in an Iranian city prison. They are paying for one of their own little spook bastards over there dicking around in the sand box.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I think it is the opposite: the current junta wants any excuse to work with Iran. The hostages are just the window dressing/fig leaf for the monetary gifts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 11:41 PM (mJoZW)
Interviewer: I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.
Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.
Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.
Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.
Interviewer: Why?
Stig: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing else he could do, be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Interviewer: What had you done?
Stig: Er... well he didn't tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn't *want* to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. He'd do anything for you, Dinsdale would.
Interviewer: And you don't bear him a grudge?
Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2023 11:41 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*******
...and horny toads aren't really toads...
...or horny
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2023 11:42 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:33 PM (rv1Jf)
You're going to be migrating south soon?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue's wife..... at September 17, 2023 11:42 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Theodore at September 17, 2023 11:44 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue's wife..... at September 17, 2023 11:42 PM (QGaXH)
I am thinking December, this year.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:45 PM (rv1Jf)
Male, female, and whatever other pretend-gender they choose.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 11:46 PM (mJoZW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:46 PM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 17, 2023 11:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:46 PM (rv1Jf)
Jeebus.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2023 11:48 PM (ANm4C)
@MichaelEMann
Life got you down after Kellogg sold you and the rest of the Keebler elves into lifetime indentured servitude with Ferrero, Mikey?
What did you think they made Nutella with if not elves' nuts?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2023 11:49 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 17, 2023 11:49 PM (mOkB5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:55 PM (TvDry)
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how Rome fell. The Barbarians weren't at the gates, the Barbarians were paid to protect those gates when Rome's elite no longer joined the army to do that job. We see how well that worked out for them. And that's what will happen to us, too. We hear arguments about whether the military will go along with tyrannical politicians/orders or not. If the military is comprised of Barbarians, then they've already been bribed (by 'citizenship'/pay) to kill us.
Posted by: RickZ at September 17, 2023 11:50 PM (emlEe)
Is.there a bounty?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2023 11:50 PM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 17, 2023 11:50 PM (QGaXH)
I don't get the Norwegian jokes, thought I do have at least one Norwegian ancestor.
Posted by: Theodore
"... and then he [ ate / shat / threw up / sat on ] the lutefisk!"
-- the punchline for every Norwegian joke
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2023 11:51 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2023 11:52 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 11:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2023 11:53 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2023 11:41 PM (mJoZW)
.......
Oh, I don't disagree that our scum-sucking administration would make deals with the devil himself if it meant a bit more power and money.
But we just spent the last year trying to incite civil war in Iran using that weak-sauce Hijab Floyd incident to try to stir up the locals.
I'm sure lots of NGO agent provocateurs got rounded up over there trying to quarterback the whole thing.
So we froze some Iranian assets, then released the assets once we got our spooks back. It didn't even cost $6 billion, it just required the central bankers pressing a few buttons.
Basically we stole $6 billion in Iranian funds, then gave it back. That's how America rolls these days.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2023 11:55 PM (IAwid)
That got me thinking about pots of gold. My guess is that a pot of gold is about 5 gallons (leprechauns are short). So I wondered how much that might weigh. I did a search and this came up:
https://tinyurl.com/2m67z5jc
What a bunch of jibber jabber. Is this AI?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 17, 2023 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2023 11:56 PM (IAwid)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (bQKgA)
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Comment of the week?
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Fuhrerpfoofen? Is the p silent as in psychiatrist or as in piss?
Posted by: Ciampino - The joke about peeing noise and profession? at September 17, 2023 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 11:53 PM (xhaym)
This
And yet my BS meter is maxed out.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 12:01 AM (uSHSS)
What a bunch of jibber jabber. Is this AI?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
It sure seemed like it, until I clicked the HOME button and was face-to-face with THIS worthwhile informational tip:
ONLINE GAME
What Should You Use to Gather Water and Lava in Minecraft?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2023 12:02 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2023 12:03 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 17, 2023 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)
It's utter nonsense. Kamala-speak. A 5-gallon bucket is about 20 liters. Very close, in fact. A liter of water weighs exactly one kilogram. So a 20-liter pail would weigh 20 kilograms (44 pounds). Gold is 19.6 times as dense as water. So if that pail were full of gold, it would weigh 44X19.6 pounds = 862.4 pounds. ( I used metric for the calculation, because these sorts of calcs are easier done in metric, then converted to Imperial because Imperial is more relatable to our personal experience.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2023 12:03 AM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2023 11:53 PM (xhaym)
This
And yet my BS meter is maxed out.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 12:01 AM (uSHSS)
My BS meter would be maxxed out but the giveadamn interface is busted.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 18, 2023 12:03 AM (QGaXH)
Also, when your entire schtick is based on the concept that you are leading a superior race destined to rule the inferior races, and then the inferior race pounds you into defeat, you don't end up looking too good.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2023 12:03 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2023 10:10 PM (bQKgA)
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Gas was a constant for that guy.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 12:06 AM (uSHSS)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 18, 2023 12:06 AM (QGaXH)
...or horny
They've got to be at least a little horny or they'd have gone extinct by now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 18, 2023 12:06 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 18, 2023 12:07 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 12:06 AM (uSHSS)
Boltzmann, too, and Avogadro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2023 12:08 AM (rv1Jf)
If President Putin and Russia lay down their weapons, we will have peace.” said NATO chief Jens Stoltenberg ...
... clad in a stunning push up bra and FM pumps.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2023 12:08 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 12:08 AM (uSHSS)
You don't quite yet understand what is going on. For the banksters, NGO grifters and the MIC to continue to win, both Ukraine and Russia can't win.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 18, 2023 12:09 AM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2023 12:09 AM (rv1Jf)
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2023 12:03 AM (3/XaG)
:-)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2023 12:09 AM (9214m)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 12:06 AM (uSHSS)
Boltzmann, too, and Avogadro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2023 12:08 AM (rv1Jf)
What am I ? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Bob Boyle at September 18, 2023 12:10 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2023 12:03 AM (rv1Jf)
......
It's doubtful the gold would be molten or poured into the pot and allowed to set, as Leprechauns generally opt for more a more fungible gold format such as coins.
So you'd have to.account for the fact that the pot would not be filled to the same density as it might otherwise when filled with a liquid.
I'd reckon you'd need to deduct 5-10% to account for the empty space created by filling it with coins.that didn't weren't form fitting.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 18, 2023 12:10 AM (IAwid)
Well, don't throw a hammerlock on Festerman. The lumps might merge and become sentient.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:26 PM (rv1Jf)
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I'd be worried of sexual reproduction (no budding) and offspring resulting from the meld.
Posted by: Ciampino -- The joke about peeing noise and profession? at September 18, 2023 12:10 AM (qfLjt)
It's underwater, and one of the globalists is going to retrieve it using skindivers based on a really fancy yacht. I already saw that movie.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 18, 2023 12:13 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 18, 2023 12:13 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 18, 2023 12:13 AM (QGaXH)
""The whole point of having a doomsday device is you tell someone you've got it....""
Really now...good nite!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 18, 2023 12:15 AM (QGaXH)
It's doubtful the gold would be molten or poured into the pot and allowed to set, as Leprechauns generally opt for more a more fungible gold format such as coins.
... consider a leprechaun to be a sphere of radius r with mass m ...
... lacking both arms and legs, how does it pick up the bucket, much less move it? I submit that it neither could not nor cannot and those being the case, leprechauns have been proven not to exist by this argument.
[ maximum score: 5 points ]
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2023 12:16 AM (xG4kz)
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Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all
There's another more extensive photo update #176 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
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Posted by: Ciampino - Kittens are fun at September 18, 2023 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
All I can say, is a little of a Carolina Reaper goes a long way and you have to be insane to mix it with other hot peppers like Scorpions, because it increases the severity of the dose.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2023 12:22 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at September 18, 2023 12:06 AM (QGaXH)
That's the spot price. The premium's gonna jack it up.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)
I can only hope it involves sharp scalpels. And bleeding and pain.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:32 PM (DsA2n)
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Jackhammer for the concrete - it will have him hopping .....!
Or wait until enough skin cells die an slough off.
Mo food while waiting!
Posted by: Ciampino - should have used epoxy LOL at September 18, 2023 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:26 AM (Okeht)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 18, 2023 12:29 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2023 10:32 PM (DsA2n)
Nitroglycerin, wicked into the tiny space between his soles and the concrete.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 10:34 PM (rv1Jf)
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Cruel, that will give him a terrific headache due to expanding blood vessels in the head.
Posted by: Ciampino -- should have used epoxy LOL at September 18, 2023 12:29 AM (qfLjt)
“We will provide our costs as well that were forced on us by the House impeachment. One big difference is that the Senate did not pay a huge team of outside lawyers and investigators,” said Patrick.
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Dick DeGuerin & Co. don't come cheap.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:30 AM (Okeht)
And what's a group of leprechauns called? A murder of leprechauns? A charm of leprechauns?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 12:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:33 AM (Okeht)
Caption for the opening photo:
Just prior to shooting his scene for "Field of Dreams" in which he strode into the corn growing around the baseball field, James Earl Jones took time to feed some ice cream to a small dog that had wandered onto the set
On that note, I bid you all, "Good night!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2023 12:36 AM (xG4kz)
Wonder if illegal aliens and other criminals in general get the same welcome.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 12:39 AM (ga8qR)
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Unexpectedly!
[Econ 101:] "You get more of what you subsidize, and less of what you tax."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 18, 2023 12:40 AM (2O5Io)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 12:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Hallucinations. Dementia-riddled Irish Joe sees leprechauns all the time. Even hired a black one to be White House Press Secretary.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2023 12:41 AM (emlEe)
THE FLOOD OF UKRAINIAN GRAIN DRIVING DOWN GRAIN PRICES HARMING LOCAL FARMERS IN THOSE THREE COUNTRIES...REUTERS-THE TELEGRAPH INDIA
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Looks like the world's not starving to death.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:41 AM (Okeht)
For the sake of the me and women of LE.
:/
Posted by: Outside of Life at September 18, 2023 12:42 AM (89Sog)
That is certainly guaranteed as they keep dying. And that may be the plan of those who keep them going.
Russians might actually be satisfied with the line they have drawn.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 12:43 AM (ga8qR)
David Carradine. Robin Williams committed suicide. Whitney Houston.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at September 17, 2023 11:01 PM (6TzTY)
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Wasn't the cause 'snuff sex'?
Posted by: Ciampino - always have a partner at September 18, 2023 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:41 AM (Okeht)
Too soon.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab and The WEF Fucktards at September 18, 2023 12:43 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 12:06 AM (uSHSS)
Boltzmann, too, and Avogadro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2023 12:08 AM (rv1Jf)
What am I ? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Bob Boyle at September 18, 2023 12:10 AM (QGaXH)
Gas is also a constant for DH. In a world of mediocre farters, he's a maestro. Can lift a bedsheet without even grunting. Can clear a room in 10 seconds flat.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2023 12:46 AM (LOVUx)
...............
Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy. He was a real darling.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2023 11:41 PM (xG4kz)
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I remember listening to the actual vinyl album in 1974.
Posted by: Ciampino - original humor at September 18, 2023 12:50 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2023 12:50 AM (KVGVf)
Something tells me we'll see male Dem Senators in fetish dog masks and sequined ball gowns in the next session.
On the other hand, maybe Boebert and Sinema will wear something really slutty. So there could be an upside.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 12:50 AM (Y6AXb)
Florida sucks. They should avoid at all costs and go to New Jersey or Oregon.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 12:51 AM (ga8qR)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:51 AM (Okeht)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 12:50 AM (Y6AXb)
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Her tits were coming out at the theater.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:53 AM (Okeht)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2023 12:08 AM (rv1Jf)
(glances around nonchalantly, whistling...)
Posted by: Fritz Haber at September 18, 2023 12:54 AM (Y6AXb)
I might have thought guys who could tell Norwegian jokes would know that.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 18, 2023 12:54 AM (4PZHB)
I would go with flip-flops, ragged daisy dukes, and an faded jack Daniels T-shirt.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2023 12:54 AM (ga8qR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:09 PM (rv1Jf)
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I stopped reading after that and just smiled.
Posted by: Ciampino - it is original humor at September 18, 2023 12:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:26 AM (Okeht)
You can buy 3+ kilo bars for $62,974. But liquidation would be challenging.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 12:55 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:55 AM (Okeht)
(looks for pics)
Why is it that we can get razor-sharp images of Pluto, but security cameras still have the resolution of a rubber stamp on a paper towel?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 12:56 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:57 AM (Okeht)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 12:59 AM (Okeht)
Silver is probably more practical for day-to-day use. Even that's a little pricy, as witness the way that historic silver coins were often chopped into pieces to make change.
I wonder if there's a good source for genuine copper pennies, without paying assrape prices.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:00 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 01:00 AM (Okeht)
Extreme retro Senate fashion.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:01 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:01 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 01:00 AM (Okeht)
Thanks, will check.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:01 AM (Y6AXb)
Either a cigarette, a homosexual, or the Guatemalan Air Force.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:24 PM (FF1fo)
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also a young boy slave for a senior boy at a British Boarding School.
Posted by: Ciampino - it is original humor ... at September 18, 2023 01:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 01:02 AM (Okeht)
I so wish I still had the late hubby's coin collection. But, I needed cash at the time.
*sigh*
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)
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Something tells me we'll see male Dem Senators in fetish dog masks and sequined ball gowns in the next session.
On the other hand, maybe Boebert and Sinema will wear something really slutty. So there could be an upside.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 12:50 AM (Y6AXb)
Just the thought of Nancy Lugosi in a dominatrix outfit both horrifies and scares the shit out of me at the same time.
No no, don't need that brain-bleachable image.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2023 01:03 AM (emlEe)
Ukraine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, etc.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:39 PM (TvDry)
Dying to keep the spice flowing
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 18, 2023 01:04 AM (/6GbT)
Gold is a helluva storehouse of wealth, and value, but of itself, is pretty damn difficult to exchange in "daily commerce" denominations.
THE MOST EXCHANGABLE commodity the world has ever known, is also the oldest profession.
And dammit, even over thousands of years, no one has yet figured out how to stockpile THAT in one's vault or safe!
*runs serpentine*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 01:04 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 01:05 AM (Okeht)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 01:07 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:01 AM (RjBju)
Women will always like shiny things, and men will always trade to make women happy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:09 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2023 11:46 PM (rv1Jf)
Can't always get what you want
Posted by: The Stones at September 18, 2023 01:10 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: R
If she wants something shiny she should get to work with polishing this knob
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:11 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: The Stones at September 18, 2023 01:10 AM (/6GbT)
Nice reference. Fuse, breaker, close enough.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:11 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:11 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:01 AM (RjBju)
Women will always like shiny things, and men will always trade to make women happy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:09 AM (Y6AXb)
Business at the Shiny Condom Factory is gonna be LIT!
*exhaustedly staggers moar serpentine*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 01:12 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:11 AM (RjBju)
Yep. Just as varnishing was invented in Varnland.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:12 AM (Y6AXb)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:09 AM (Y6AXb)
You're a smart man. I have a fair amount of silver jewelry to trade in some semi-dystopian future.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 01:12 AM (Mzdiz)
Especially if "shiny" is stretched to include "glow in the dark".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2023 01:13 AM (Y6AXb)
Business at the Shiny Condom Factory is gonna be LIT!
*exhaustedly staggers moar serpentine*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:13 AM (RjBju)
You're a smart man. I have a fair amount of silver jewelry to trade in some semi-dystopian future.
Posted by: M
You have to trade silver foe sex?
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:14 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2023 12:06 AM (uSHSS)
Boltzmann, too, and Avogadro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2023 12:08 AM (rv1Jf)
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Boyle and Charles have joined the chat.
Posted by: Ciampino - NTP, STP, it's not the same? at September 18, 2023 01:15 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)
For those with cash on hand, buying what is useful for surviving, as well as useful for productive living, is a good idea, imo. If only to buy now to avoid high inflation costs later, "Prepper attitude" is useful.
But The Oligarchs seem intent on digital currency and complete control of our thinking, to make the proles their slaves. Live free or die? Lots of options ... but keep those options open, avoid the state having control. imo
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2023 01:16 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:18 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 18, 2023 01:19 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:21 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2023 01:16 AM (Cus5s)
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They want it so bad but it's a dream. The Benjamin is the coin of the world. And so many under each nation's table. It will be a long time coming.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 01:23 AM (Okeht)
@BIZPACReview 25m
Tourists, including one holding a child, SPRINT toward mama bear and cubs in Yellowstone http://dlvr.it/SwFlVL
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2023 01:27 AM (IG4Id)
Now, picture the same at certain, select airports when the Gulfstream Jets go up in flames.
The Police Car riots required a few thousands.
The Gulfstream riots will be 10x that, and won't be "conservatives", "liberals" or even Antifa.
It's just gonna be a population sick to murderous death of being FUCKED OVER by the Gulfstream Annointed.
What kinds of governance we might see after that? My crystal ball remains cloudy.
The Gulfstream passengers? Some might escape. Most won't. Ask Benito, he'll tellya. Except that he can't.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 01:31 AM (e6UQI)
Now, picture the same at certain, select airports when the Gulfstream Jets go up in flames.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
++++++++++++++
Did I come in on this conversation too late??! When are the Gulfstream Jets going to be burned?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2023 01:49 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: B
Fed
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:52 AM (RjBju)
@BIZPACReview 25m
Tourists, including one holding a child, SPRINT toward mama bear and cubs in Yellowstone http://dlvr.it/SwFlVL
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2023 01:27 AM (IG4Id)
The Disney-fication of wild animals. Showing animals being a part of the bloody food chain is just too triggering.
I mean, cripes, on YouTube you can't even talk about the two rape convictions of Danny Masterson, a true fact, without the video being pulled for 'sensitive content'.
Maybe I should just change that to the pussy-fication of America. Government will save me!
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2023 01:53 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2023 01:49 AM (lCaJd)
When We the People get fucking sick and tired of being told to eat the bugs. And when they even try to usurp Benjamins, and force us to eat Digital Bugs for our monetary diet.
Worldwide, that's when the Gulfstreams begin to burn.
Won't happen before then. But happen, it will.
Be assured, it won't be any kind of a political movement. It'll just be Fuck YOU!, writ large.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 01:53 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JT at September 18, 2023 01:57 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 01:58 AM (Okeht)
Posted by: JT at September 18, 2023 01:58 AM (T4tVD)
But no one here knows YOU, "N".
So. Who the fuck are you, then, anyway?
Oh, and most "one name trolls", are trolls. You're a one letter, what? Glowie?
Earn your standing here. It can take months, or years. Do so, or just get on with the Fucking of Off as you Fuck Off and LEAVE.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 01:58 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:38 PM (FF1fo)
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Gesundheidt !
Posted by: JT at September 18, 2023 01:57 AM (T4tVD)
And here I thought that's what a Jewish guy would say when he's served papers.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2023 02:00 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: N at September 18, 2023 01:18 AM (RjBju)
Water's a big deal.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 02:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 01:58 AM (Okeht)
Just saying the right words trying to keep the Speakership.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2023 02:02 AM (emlEe)
But no one here knows YOU, "N".
So. Who the fuck are you, then, anyway?
Oh, and most "one name trolls", are trolls. You're a one letter, what? Glowie?
Earn your standing here. It can take months, or years. Do so, or just get on with the Fucking of Off as you Fuck Off and LEAVE.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J
Oh ffs do not get your knickers in a twist it was just funninf
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2023 02:02 AM (RjBju)
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2023 02:04 AM (RjBju)
Asshoe, there are many black original rock n roller from the 50s & 60s.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 02:05 AM (Okeht)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2023 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
I remember as a freshman leaving the stadium after an early fall afternoon game and looking back up at the bench stadium seating. There were paper bags sitting upright, as well as lots of bottles laying on their 'side', under those bench seats. It was an invasion of the dead liquor soldier army. And my bottle of Rebel Yell contributed to their number.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2023 02:11 AM (emlEe)
But, I'm not the Troll Whisperer. Never have been.
Fucking Hell. You're one at the top of my Have a Drink With List, and you keep stepping on your own dick with dick posts like those.
Acerbic Humor can be Hilarious, but it's all about timing and reading the room. Your timing sucks, and you can't read the room for shit.
Everyone who has ever met you in person in Las Vegas at a MoMeet, sings your praises. Well? BE THAT PERSON, both there and here, and drop the fucking "persona" that pisses off everyone but YOU.
Ain't complicated. Come see me at the TxMoMeet. I'm the same there, as here. And I'll pour for you from the GOOD bottles!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 02:12 AM (e6UQI)
First 3 weeks then the survivors will more rationally begin to sort things out.
I'm in the city now - it's like OWTF.
A least Jim can get in a boat and head offshore.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 02:13 AM (Okeht)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 18, 2023 02:13 AM (3L6ac)
Posted by: JT at September 18, 2023 02:14 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 18, 2023 02:15 AM (3L6ac)
I agree about the drink thing, give me a some warning and maybe we could grab something as you are going to or from the mome.
Posted by: confederatefifth at September 18, 2023 02:16 AM (RjBju)
I'm driving up in the wee hours on Thursday. Returning mid-day on Sunday.
Venture further North than Corsicana, I shall not. Did that two years ago to take possession of a shotgun bought a year before from KdT.
But I'll plug a delay into my travels should you deign to meet. And gladly, so.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 02:23 AM (e6UQI)
You could look it up !
Posted by: JT at September 18, 2023 02:23 AM (T4tVD)
Worldwide, that's when the Gulfstreams begin to burn.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
+++++++++++++++
AH, okay. I thought maybe there was something specific going on and I'd have to clear my itinerary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2023 02:24 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: JT at September 18, 2023 02:29 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2023 02:24 AM (lCaJd)
Actually, B.Morticia, that's when you stay the fuck away from those airports. Because, Mobs. Which are always dangerous, unpredictable and anxious for "more".
Same as any "city" riot.
EVERY law enforcement agency is burning pixels at zillions of frames per second. Don't YOU be in any of those pixels, m'kay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 02:33 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Outside of Life at September 18, 2023 12:42 AM
TIL that Second City Cop was back online
Posted by: Chuck C at September 18, 2023 02:39 AM (xttsV)
Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2023 02:42 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JT at September 18, 2023 02:53 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2023 02:58 AM (sAmhv)
Either a cigarette, a homosexual, or the Guatemalan Air Force.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2023 11:24 PM (FF1fo)
Or possibly a MiG-15.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 18, 2023 02:59 AM (Y5TFi)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2023 01:58 AM (Okeht)
When were the primaries canceled?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 18, 2023 03:04 AM (Y5TFi)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2023 01:16 AM (Cus5s)
Sweden tried going all digital. Didn’t work. So there’s that.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 18, 2023 03:06 AM (Y5TFi)
Posted by: Outside of Life at September 18, 2023 03:13 AM (89Sog)
SCC has been back up for about 3 months now.
Posted by: Outside of Life at September 18, 2023 03:14 AM (89Sog)
Ukraine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, etc.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 17, 2023 10:39
And the fact that I'm seeing a patriot like SMH posting this here is a truly sad commentary on the state of affairs right now.
If Slow Joe, well his Dem handlers, can steal a second presidential election this country is truly dead and gone.
Posted by: Farmer at September 18, 2023 03:48 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2023 03:57 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: javems at September 17, 2023 10:40 PM (8I4hW)
I initially misread "doodling" as "drooling" and it made your story even better!
Posted by: m at September 18, 2023 03:57 AM (Dz9Qm)
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