Animal Rush Hour Cafe

Via Massimo/@Rainmaker1973.

Packing cat.

Excel cat.

Mastermind cat.

Chicken Wrangler in Training Pants.

This puppy is already 14 years old.

I wonder what this dog is trying to communicate.

Dog pwns cat.

Dog plays fetch with a... tire.

This dog's smile.

High definition TV can be injurious to your mental health.

This is the place for me. I wonder if they get good internet.

A candid video of a Cafe commenter.

My turn!

Uh-oh, looks like the snow-bats are making a move against Duncanthrax.

The climbing ability of the Alpine ibex is famous and its capability of running along very steep slopes is actually stunning. This one was filmed in Flammes de Pierre, France.

[📹 Perrot--Couttet Zian]pic.twitter.com/ZZxILWnIiv
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 11, 2023

Dolphin stampedes are also sometimes referred to as “super pods” or “megapods”. They can gather up to thousands of dolphins. This one was filmed off the coast of San Diego.

[📹 taylor.parent]pic.twitter.com/QdnDpWfFax
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 11, 2023

This cat's reaction:

“What? You can fly?” 😂

🎥 IG: sensej_cats pic.twitter.com/tNlCYFDTz7
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 11, 2023

The Flamingo barber.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/KfkPZbejg0
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 10, 2023

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:54 PM

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 12, 2023 07:53 PM (zgRls)

2 Cafe! Let's get drunk and screw

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 07:54 PM (o4ueQ)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2023 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

4 Capt Penguin reviews the troops

Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2023 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

5 Wojtek!
He would smoke and drink with his company.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 12, 2023 07:57 PM (AbL8c)

6 Those look like *German* paratroopers with that bear.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at September 12, 2023 07:57 PM (5YmYl)

7 Good evening, horde!

Could sure go for a glass of Spanish red.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 12, 2023 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

8 Good evening horde. Megapods sounds like a weapon for a cartoon character. "Unleash the megapods!"

Posted by: TRex at September 12, 2023 08:03 PM (lU4x9)

9 Dash, hopefully I can hand you one in October because that would mean things are good.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:05 PM (qVIn7)

10 Y'know who else had *German* paratroopers?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 12, 2023 08:05 PM (Obl6N)

11 Cafe! Let's get drunk and screw
Posted by: Ben Had

Jimmy Buffet used to sing about that....and now...he's dead.

Posted by: Son of a son of a son of a...something at September 12, 2023 08:06 PM (tjZg/)

12 Dolphins.
Well it is rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 12, 2023 08:06 PM (Obl6N)

13 Uh-oh, looks like the snow-bats are making a move against Duncanthrax.

After last night's Big Penguin disinformation debacle, I would have thought there would be more fact-checking. My sources say that commenters who have emailed other commenters who trade emails with some of the CoBs report serious concern with the damage done to the blog's intergalactically-famous Disinformation Expert's reputation over the disinformation they slipped into last night's Café.

But Duncanthrax, you say, what can we, normal people, do against the pernicious and perverted disinformation of Big Penguin when they can fool such a distinguished disinformation expert such as Ace his own self?

The answer is, unfortunately, not much, except to remain ever vigilant against the never-ending polymorphic perversity of Big Penguin in all its forms, particularly when they attempt to disguise it as "snow bat".

Stay vigilant. Stay strong!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Nurse and Ben Had in the top 2 spots. Nice job ladies! Can't wait to see you both next month!!

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:08 PM (oYEbH)

15 {{{Ben Had}}}

I love when even half a plan works.

🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good evening! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

🥃
🥃
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 12, 2023 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

16 Jimmy Buffet used to sing about that....and now...he's dead.

Y'know who else is dead?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 12, 2023 08:09 PM (Obl6N)

17 Penguins on parade! Of course, penguins are accepted in best companies. The flag is Norge I think, but no matter.

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 08:09 PM (V13WU)

18 Dolphin stampedes are also sometimes referred to as “super pods” or “megapods”. They can gather up to thousands of dolphins. This one was filmed off the coast of San Diego.
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So, rapey-Tuesdays are back??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 12, 2023 08:10 PM (krqg6)

19 Changes in Attitudes is more easy to sit through than Margaritaville--the latter has been over-played to death.

And nothing else Buffet recorded was any more relevant than Aerosmith's post "Rock in a Hard Place" releases.

Posted by: Crusader at September 12, 2023 08:10 PM (ibQSj)

20 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2023 08:10 PM (x7plP)

21 Time to put half of my plan together.
*waggles eyebrows*

Have a great night, everyone.

May there be thriving!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 12, 2023 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

22 If you watch the soldiers closely, you can see their rifles rippling as the putrid stench of the penguin wafts its way over them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)

23 Penguins always look great!

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

24 Changes in Attitudes is more easy to sit through than Margaritaville--the latter has been over-played to death.

And nothing else Buffet recorded was any more relevant than Aerosmith's post "Rock in a Hard Place" releases.
Posted by: Crusader at September 12, 2023 08:10 PM (ibQSj)

I see some youths on your lawn - perhaps you should hasten their removal

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:13 PM (oYEbH)

25 Dash, hopefully I can hand you one in October because that would mean things are good.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:05 PM (qVIn7)

Oh, I wish! Besides the other thing, now I can't even take the time off, because my cow-worker is having surgery. There are only two of us in my dept., so only one can be off at a time. The universe conspires against me this year.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 12, 2023 08:13 PM (OX9vb)

26 Great video clip from Megyn Kelly in the sidebar. Chris Wallace is asshoe. Leslie Stahl is asshoe too.

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:15 PM (oYEbH)

27 I just saw the end of Aliens for the first time. I thought the movie in general was meh. However, I'm still trying to figure out how they explained Sigourney Weaver in panties and a t-shirt, with no bra, and her butt half exposed. How was this integral to the story?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2023 08:16 PM (I/Qkd)

28 Correction: Alien (not Aliens)

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2023 08:16 PM (I/Qkd)

29 Penguins always look great!

But it still looks like a bird in a tuxedo/ to me

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:17 PM (xTRSc)

30 Dolphins are fleeing otters.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 12, 2023 08:17 PM (Obl6N)

31 Come into my shop
Let me cut your mop
Soooo daintily!
Soooo daintily!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 12, 2023 08:17 PM (krqg6)

32 Great video clip from Megyn Kelly in the sidebar. Chris Wallace is asshoe. Leslie Stahl is asshoe too.

I believe both were present for the fall of Carthage.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2023 08:17 PM (I/Qkd)

33 how they explained Sigourney Weaver in panties and a t-shirt, with no bra, and her butt half exposed. How was this integral to the story?

Why ask why?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 12, 2023 08:18 PM (Obl6N)

34 But it still looks like a bird in a tuxedo/ to me
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:17 PM (xTRSc)

Ok. Penguins are birds.

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 08:18 PM (V13WU)

35 The Brit WWII paratroop helmet was one of those "dog dish" helmets too. The ones that flared out at the rim could get hung up on the edges of the belly hatches of some of the planes the Brits used for jumping.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2023 08:19 PM (xhaym)

36 The fact that Wojtek the Bear was Poland's official secret weapon in World War 2 may explain why 25% of Poland's population was murdered by the Nazis and Russians during the War. I note this as one of Polish extraction.

Completely unrelated, I finally watched the movie "Sisu" the other day, and am delighted to report that it was all kinds of over-the-top Finnish awesome. And, the lead actor and one of the actors playing a Nazi were both main actors in both "Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" as well as the underappreciated Samuel L. Jackson vehicle "Big Game". Apparently there are only two really good actors in Finland and they are father and son.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2023 08:19 PM (+GAGS)

37 in panties and a t-shirt, with no bra, and her butt half exposed. How was this integral to the story?

While I understand each of the words above, I do not understand them in this order.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2023 08:19 PM (x7plP)

38 27 How was this integral to the story?

Sigh. Another cadet fails Moronfleet Academy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:21 PM (xTRSc)

39 Alien was a horror film that happened to be Science Fiction. The chicks always get half naked or better in horror films.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2023 08:21 PM (xhaym)

40 Ya know, I've read about vampire bats, but nary a mention of vampire penguins.

As to rabies, same-o.

*patiently awaits my check from Big Penguin*

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2023 08:22 PM (zHuJr)

41 Doof, I am in countdown mode.if

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:22 PM (pUs7B)

42 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2023 08:22 PM (y0O5a)

43 However, I'm still trying to figure out how they explained Sigourney Weaver in panties and a t-shirt, with no bra, and her butt half exposed. How was this integral to the story?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2023 08:16 PM (I/Qkd)
====
*hits ejection seat activator*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2023 08:22 PM (RIvkX)

44 Penguins stole my baby.

Posted by: Harry Todger at September 12, 2023 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

45 In Alien, Jonesy was originally an otter.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 12, 2023 08:22 PM (Obl6N)

46 Completely unrelated, I finally watched the movie "Sisu" the other day, and am delighted to report that it was all kinds of over-the-top Finnish awesome.
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I enjoyed it alot too.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 12, 2023 08:23 PM (krqg6)

47 Lol...

The Associated Press
@AP
3h
Since gaining the House majority, House Republicans have aggressively investigated Biden and his son, claiming without evidence that they engaged in an influence peddling scheme.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 12, 2023 08:23 PM (TGPs7)

48 >>>This is the place for me. I wonder if they get good internet.

According to this, no internet. And no electrical or plumbing. But, lots of puffins. Do you get along with puffins?
https://is.gd/gk7q2F

Here's a video clip that shows some electrical cords, so maybe they have a generator? But look at what it takes to get from a boat up to the building. The good side? You would get plenty of exercise humping all your supplies in.
https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=uv_BaDgHR1g

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2023 08:24 PM (klJTj)

49 However, I'm still trying to figure out how they explained Sigourney Weaver in panties and a t-shirt, with no bra, and her butt half exposed. How was this integral to the story?
Posted by: Archimedes

You're kidding... right?

Posted by: MkY at September 12, 2023 08:25 PM (cPGH3)

50 Sigourney Weaver in Aleins looks a lot like an inspiration for the Whelan cover of Heinlein's book Friday.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2023 08:25 PM (xhaym)

51 remain ever vigilant against the never-ending polymorphic perversity of Big Penguin in all its forms, particularly when they attempt to disguise it as "snow bat".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

Especially when fluffy TOYS are masquerading as adorable actual baby penguins!

*sighs, shakes head

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 12, 2023 08:25 PM (OX9vb)

52 The uniform of the day is full dress fur, without utility belt.

Posted by: PFC Wojtek at September 12, 2023 08:26 PM (991eG)

53 It was then that Sigourney realized that the Alien was really Rick Moranis, gleefully snapping photos of her…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:27 PM (xTRSc)

54 in panties and a t-shirt, with no bra, and her butt half exposed. How was this integral to the story?

While I understand each of the words above, I do not understand them in this order.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2023 08:19 PM (x7plP)

I had to re-read it a few times. I'm pretty sure it can't be a complaint. Like 75% sure.

Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2023 08:27 PM (y0O5a)

55 You know what would be countercultural on one hand, and very conservative on the other ? Somehting that would make the left faint ? Decorate your house with fluffy toy penguins for Halloween!

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 08:29 PM (V13WU)

56 Doof, I am in countdown mode.if
Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:22 PM (pUs7B)

Have you enlisted JJ's weather machine to repeat last year's weather? It was darn near perfect!

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:29 PM (oYEbH)

57 Just for the record...

Alien > Aliens

Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2023 08:29 PM (y0O5a)

58 What do you call a mortgage on Mars?

Alien.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:30 PM (xTRSc)

59 Ya know, I've read about vampire bats, but nary a mention of vampire penguins.

*patiently awaits my check from Big Penguin*
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2023 08:22 PM

https://www.vampirepenguin.com/ thestoryofvampirepenguin

(remove space)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

60 Doof, the weather is the one thing that always worries me.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:32 PM (pUs7B)

61 >>>The Flamingo barber..

You're welcome to feast on all the bugs you can find, but the ears are OFF LIMITS.
--The Capybara

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2023 08:32 PM (klJTj)

62 Nurse and Ben Had in the top 2 spots. Nice job ladies! Can't wait to see you both next month!!
Posted by: Doof

This!
And you of course as well Doof!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2023 08:33 PM (lIfcP)

63 You know what would be countercultural on one hand, and very conservative on the other ? Somehting that would make the left faint ? Decorate your house with fluffy toy penguins for Halloween!
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 08:29 PM

Sprinkle it with penguin guano, and you won't have to dispense any candy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

64 60 Ben Had, don’t worry. JJ’s got this.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:33 PM (xTRSc)

65 >However, I'm still trying to figure out how they explained Sigourney Weaver in panties and a t-shirt, with no bra, and her butt half exposed. How was this integral to the story?

because of the reasons
just accept that it was a cinematic tour de force

Posted by: DB - despite media claims at September 12, 2023 08:33 PM (geLO8)

66 Archimedes is right. It would have made much more sense if the John Hurt character had been dressed like that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:36 PM (xTRSc)

67 26 Great video clip from Megyn Kelly in the sidebar. Chris Wallace is asshoe. Leslie Stahl is asshoe too.

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:15 PM (oYEbH)

++++

Looking forward to her Trump interview on Thursday.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2023 08:36 PM (klJTj)

68 Squirrel trying to choose the right nut.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tyxkgciAacQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 12, 2023 08:37 PM (FVME7)

69 Doof!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:37 PM (xTRSc)

70 Nurse and Ben Had in the top 2 spots. Nice job ladies! Can't wait to see you both next month!!
Posted by: Doof

This!
And you of course as well Doof!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2023 08:33 PM (lIfcP)

Will be great to see you again! Bringing some sipping tequila??

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:37 PM (oYEbH)

71 Bulg, I hope so or what do you do with 100 Morons and an open bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:37 PM (pUs7B)

72 Doof!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:37 PM (xTRSc)

Howdy, brother!

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:38 PM (oYEbH)

73 Bulg, I hope so or what do you do with 100 Morons and an open bar.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:37 PM (pUs7B)

If it rains, it turns into Corsicana Woodstock with firearms. 😁

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 12, 2023 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

74 71 what do you do with 100 Morons and an open bar

Depends on the relative numbers of crossbows and longbows.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:42 PM (xTRSc)

75 Evenin' Horde. Lovely to see y'all.

Mom found something fun yesterday in a satchel full of letters and cards to her favorite uncle and her granny - a Mother's Day card from her parents to her granny with a $5 bill still inside. Granny died at age 99 in 1969.

The upside to short term memory loss is all of these little things can be happy surprises over and over again.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 12, 2023 08:44 PM (aBJcM)

76 This puppy is already 14 years old.

_______________

Anybody know what breed that is? Looks a bit like a cane corso. Some kind of mastiff?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 12, 2023 08:45 PM (Dm8we)

77 Doof, how goes the pickleball these days?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:45 PM (xTRSc)

78 Great video clip from Megyn Kelly in the sidebar. Chris Wallace is asshoe. Leslie Stahl is asshoe too.

What video?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 12, 2023 08:45 PM (Zvtjl)

79 Howdy SiD!

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:45 PM (oYEbH)

80 Dash, we did have a mud MoMe . I was ever thankful for my covered arena.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:45 PM (DT+zb)

81 Good evening, SiD. What a fun find!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 12, 2023 08:45 PM (OX9vb)

82 73 Bulg, I hope so or what do you do with 100 Morons and an open bar.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:37 PM (pUs7B)

If it rains, it turns into Corsicana Woodstock with firearms. 😁
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 12, 2023 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

Don't take the brown acid!

Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2023 08:45 PM (cBnCA)

83 71 Bulg, I hope so or what do you do with 100 Morons and an open bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:37 PM (pUs7B)

++++

Start preparing for bankruptcy?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2023 08:47 PM (klJTj)

84 75 Evenin’. SiD. What’s this I hear about your upside-down twerking?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:47 PM (xTRSc)

85 Will be great to see you again! Bringing some sipping tequila??
Posted by: Doof

Why yes, how did you guess?
I was also trying to figure out what scotch would be appropriate as some dog gave us good news some months ago... any suggestions?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2023 08:47 PM (lIfcP)

86 Doooooooooooooof!

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 12, 2023 08:47 PM (aBJcM)

87 I'm admittedly unsophisticated but I thought Alien was anything but "meh". Still a favorite of mine.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 12, 2023 08:48 PM (V8he0)

88 Doof, how goes the pickleball these days?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:45 PM (xTRSc)

Still playing 4-5 times a week. Taught one of my softball teammates how to play earlier today. I'm actually exploring what is required to become a certified instructor. Might be able to turn my obsession into a paying side gig.

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:48 PM (oYEbH)

89 *Imagines people swinging tennis rackets at tiny little pickles*

Posted by: Robert at September 12, 2023 08:49 PM (cBnCA)

90 Sorry, Massimo. That is not an ibex but a chamois.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 12, 2023 08:50 PM (E3FAu)

91 Will be great to see you again! Bringing some sipping tequila??
Posted by: Doof

Why yes, how did you guess?
I was also trying to figure out what scotch would be appropriate as some dog gave us good news some months ago... any suggestions?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2023 08:47 PM (lIfcP)

I remember that you're a tequila guy. Hope to sip some with you.
I do have info on the preferred scotch of a certain moron that I think you are referring to. Might he be a dog of brown color??

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:51 PM (oYEbH)

92 Might he be a dog of brown color??
Posted by: Doof

Yes, good guess!
And the answer is:

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2023 08:52 PM (lIfcP)

93 88 That’s excellent, Doof. Good for you!

And, in reference to a post of yours on a previous thread, good for Master HVAC guy Son of Doof!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:52 PM (xTRSc)

94 what do you do with 100 Morons and an open bar

Shout: "Mannix babes at the gun range!"
Then move to the front of the line.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 08:53 PM (uSHSS)

95 75 Evenin' Horde. Lovely to see y'all.

Mom found something fun yesterday in a satchel full of letters and cards to her favorite uncle and her granny - a Mother's Day card from her parents to her granny with a $5 bill still inside. Granny died at age 99 in 1969.

The upside to short term memory loss is all of these little things can be happy surprises over and over again.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 12, 2023 08:44 PM (aBJcM)

++++

Be kinda neat if the bill is one of these.
https://is.gd/vgN4Eb

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 12, 2023 08:53 PM (klJTj)

96 86 Wow, that’s a lot of o’s. Not that Doof doesn’t deserve them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:54 PM (xTRSc)

97 I'm admittedly unsophisticated but I thought Alien was anything but "meh". Still a favorite of mine.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 12, 2023 08:48 PM (V8he0)

I ran it as a part time projectionist when it first opened in a General Cinema theater. It really needs to be seen on the big screen. The 60ft screen back then was great for movies like that, along with the Dolby sound with surrounds. I came back on my night off with the wife to watch it in the audience. That was a 800 seat house and the place was packed every night. Seeing it in a theater like that makes all the difference in the world. Especially with an audience. No matter how large your flat screen TV is, you're still looking "at it". With that large theater screen, you're part of it. Still one of my favorites.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at September 12, 2023 08:54 PM (Zvtjl)

98 Oh my gosh. Nefarious is soooo good

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2023 08:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

99 Doof, said gentlemen has not shown up in my inbox yet. Maybe give a gentle push, huh

Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:55 PM (DT+zb)

100 Might he be a dog of brown color??
Posted by: Doof

Yes, good guess!
And the answer is:
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 12, 2023 08:52 PM (lIfcP)

Will contact you offline about that!

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:56 PM (oYEbH)

101 Doesn’t matter how few clothes Sigourney wears in Alien. She is still unbangable to TJM.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:56 PM (xTRSc)

102 Doof, said gentlemen has not shown up in my inbox yet. Maybe give a gentle push, huh
Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:55 PM (DT+zb)

Roger that. I'm on it now! Maybe not so gentle though. He knows better!!

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:57 PM (oYEbH)

103 Warlord Games has a 28mm version of Wojtek. I kinda want it. But, it's effort and I have a lot of other things I've been meaning to paint sitting around the hobby room.

Posted by: CppThis at September 12, 2023 08:57 PM (PZvjL)

104 Mannix girls at the gun range?

“No, Sweetie. The bullets don’t come out of your nipples.” — Gun range instructor

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:59 PM (xTRSc)

105 That’s excellent, Doof. Good for you!

And, in reference to a post of yours on a previous thread, good for Master HVAC guy Son of Doof!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 08:52 PM (xTRSc)

Thanks on both of those!

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:59 PM (oYEbH)

106 Alien is, in my opinion, one of the finest horror films ever made. But it got dressed up as sci-fi because it involves a spaceship.

Posted by: CppThis at September 12, 2023 09:00 PM (PZvjL)

107 “No, Sweetie. The bullets don’t come out of your nipples.” — Gun range instructor
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I've got the Power Pasties and I know how to use them!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2023 09:00 PM (x7plP)

108 I'm admittedly unsophisticated but I thought Alien was anything but "meh". Still a favorite of mine.

It's not a matter of sophistication, it just seemed to me to be an endless series of obvious impending jump scares, and people about to die. I was bored.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 12, 2023 09:01 PM (I/Qkd)

109 Evenin’. SiD. What’s this I hear about your upside-down twerking?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Just messin' with y'all, I can't twerk in any direction.

Nobody remembers that state rep who twerked upside down in a campaign commercial? Sad to say it was indelible in my hippocampus. The thread with the OnlyFans candidate or whatever reminded me of that.

Just hope Chris Christie doesn't hire the same campaign strategist.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 12, 2023 09:02 PM (aBJcM)

110 >>Nobody remembers that state rep who twerked upside down in a campaign commercial? Sad to say it was indelible in my hippocampus. The thread with the OnlyFans candidate or whatever reminded me of that.

Not only do I remember it I was on that very beach last week.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2023 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

111 Alien is, in my opinion, one of the finest horror films ever made. But it got dressed up as sci-fi because it involves a spaceship.

One of my favorites because it's real. It shows the motivations of people, even when faced with a non-normal threat. You still see Dallas making moves because he needs to stay in charge. Ripley is losing her fucking mind because everyone around her isn't. Parker and Brett just want paid.

It's a fantastic movie. Even without the jump scares. It's a study in human nature.

Posted by: Howdy at September 12, 2023 09:07 PM (LVLL4)

112 I saw Megapod open for Megadeath at the Gorge in George in'05.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:08 PM (uSHSS)

113 103 Warlord Games has a 28mm version of Wojtek. I kinda want it. But, it's effort and I have a lot of other things I've been meaning to paint sitting around the hobby room.
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I'll never finish my Lead Mountain. despite not having bought anything in the past five years.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 12, 2023 09:08 PM (krqg6)

114 Military Penguins are even more awesome than civilian Penguins. Amazing how just one Penguin video per night can brighten one's mood and bring happiness all over the planet.

Posted by: We Love Our Flightless Friends at September 12, 2023 09:08 PM (83IzV)

115 Melinda May in Life Force > Sigourney Weaver in Alien

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:10 PM (xTRSc)

116 Alien scared me snotless.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 09:11 PM (NxC5+)

117 Be kinda neat if the bill is one of these.
https://is.gd/vgN4Eb
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
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Nope, it's nothing special, just a funny thing to us.

Also, motivation to go through all the other cards in the suitcase.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 12, 2023 09:11 PM (aBJcM)

118 Being scared snotless is good. You’ll never need to buy Kleenex again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:13 PM (xTRSc)

119 Alien scared me snotless.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 09:11 PM (NxC5+)

For me, it was Event Horizon. That one stuck with me for days. Alien made sense.

Posted by: Howdy at September 12, 2023 09:13 PM (LVLL4)

120 Not only do I remember it I was on that very beach last week.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I just looked it up - she got reelected.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 12, 2023 09:14 PM (aBJcM)

121 Alien scared me snotless.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 09:11 PM (NxC5+)

For me, it was Event Horizon. That one stuck with me for days. Alien made sense.
Posted by: Howdy at September 12, 2023 09:13 PM (LVLL4)
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1958. Fiend Without a Face.
I was a little kid. Didn't sleep for a week. Mom thought I was sick.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:15 PM (uSHSS)

122 Sorry

Mathilda May in Life Force > Sigourney in Alien

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:17 PM (xTRSc)

123 I'm not a big fan of Penguins, but they're a huge success in the publishing industry.

If anyone knows how to put it down in Black & White, it's gonna be a Penguin.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2023 09:18 PM (e6UQI)

124 Good evening, SiD. What a fun find!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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{{{Dash}}}

we'll miss you in Corsicana.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 12, 2023 09:18 PM (aBJcM)

125 Diogenes, how was the golf today? Did you fleece the geezers?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:19 PM (xTRSc)

126 >>I just looked it up - she got reelected.

Providence is a special city.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2023 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Sorry

Mathilda May in Life Force > Sigourney in Alien
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:17 PM (xTRSc)

Yeah.
That made a difference.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:20 PM (uSHSS)

128 Diogenes, how was the golf today? Did you fleece the geezers?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:19 PM (xTRSc)

$12 !!!
Won a skin on #4!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:21 PM (uSHSS)

129 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

ok, that's it ! I am telling bluebell.

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 09:21 PM (V13WU)

130 128 Great! So you’re buying drinks for us, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:22 PM (xTRSc)

131 Amazing how just one Penguin video per night can Posted by: We Love Our Flightless Friends at September 12, 2023 09:08 PM

Cause us to work massive overtime to clean, disinfect, and try (although we usually fail) to deodorize the Café.

Posted by: Ace's Cafe Cleaning and Maintenance Minions at September 12, 2023 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)

132 Great! So you’re buying drinks for us, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:22 PM (xTRSc)

Absolutely!
Put it in my tab.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:24 PM (uSHSS)

133 "Pass the potatoes, ple-"

Posted by: That Guy In Alien at September 12, 2023 09:25 PM (SYTee)

134 1958. Fiend Without a Face.
I was a little kid. Didn't sleep for a week. Mom thought I was sick.

John Carpenter - Prince of Darkness. John Carpenter couldn't sell that story today. Not enough wiggle room between the idea of structural evil and a cover up by organized religion.

Posted by: Howdy at September 12, 2023 09:25 PM (LVLL4)

135 Who knew Syria even had bears.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 12, 2023 09:26 PM (bQKgA)

136 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 08:33 PM

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ok, that's it ! I am telling bluebell.
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 09:21 PM

I ain't skeert. She's not coming to the MoMe, so I don't have to worry about being a potential recipient of The Look.

Neener neener neener!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 09:27 PM (a3Q+t)

137 I ain't skeert. She's not coming to the MoMe, so I don't have to worry about being a potential recipient of The Look.

Neener neener neener!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Wow! Bold talk.

Dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2023 09:28 PM (x7plP)

138 Packing tape cat wants to be in the box.

If you have cats, you know this to be true.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 12, 2023 09:29 PM (qPw5n)

139 I ain't skeert. She's not coming to the MoMe, so I don't have to worry about being a potential recipient of The Look.

Neener neener neener!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Wow! Bold talk.

Dibs on your stuff.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2023 09:28 PM (x7plP)
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*tapes up USB port*

I get all the .308!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:31 PM (uSHSS)

140 90 Sorry, Massimo. That is not an ibex but a chamois.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 12, 2023 08:50 PM (E3FAu)

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Chamois?

No. ShamWOW

Posted by: ShamWow Vince at September 12, 2023 09:32 PM (bQKgA)

141 I get all the .308!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:31 PM

The 150, 168, or 180?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 09:36 PM (a3Q+t)

142 141 I get all the .308!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:31 PM

The 150, 168, or 180?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 09:36 PM
168, please.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 09:37 PM (NxC5+)

143 Event Horizon was *almost* a really good movie, and there's a tale about how it was made. It started off as a serious, intellectual science fiction story about encountering a singularity. Halfway through, the Producers decided it was BORING so they fired the first production team, and hired one that decided to make a pure horror movie.
But they didn't have enough budget to reshoot everything, so in the end they just jammed the two completely different halves together and called it a wrap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2023 09:40 PM (S6gqv)

144 I wonder how Jane is. Hope she reads aos on occasion and it brings her a bit of joy.

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 09:40 PM (V13WU)

145 I wonder how Jane is. Hope she reads aos on occasion and it brings her a bit of joy.
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 09:40 PM

That's something bluebell might be able to fill us in on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2023 09:41 PM (a3Q+t)

146 I think of Jane from time to time too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2023 09:42 PM (S6gqv)

147 what do you do with 100 Morons and an open bar

Shout: "Mannix babes at the gun range!"
Then move to the front of the line.
Posted by: Diogenes

What shall we do with the drunken Morons?
What shall we do with the drunken Morons?
What shall we do with the drunken Morons?
Early in the mornin'...

Test out the power of their beer goggles!
Test out the power of their beer goggles.....

Ask 'em to rate the Mannix cheesecake!
Ask 'em to rate the Mannix cheesecake.....

Put 'em in the Barrel 'til they're sober!
Put 'em in the Barrel 'til they're sober.....

Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2023 09:43 PM (DgGvY)

148 ShamWow Vince LOL

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2023 09:44 PM (S6gqv)

149 144 I wonder how Jane is. Hope she reads aos on occasion and it brings her a bit of joy.
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 09:40 PM
She's carrying a burden I can only imagine. May GOD give her grace and peace and hope.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 09:44 PM (NxC5+)

150 Who knew Syria even had bears.
Posted by: Cicero

"What did the Pollack do with the Syrian bear?"

"I dunno."

"Converted it to Catholicism and gave it artillery!"

"I don't get it."

"I don't think they did, either."

Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2023 09:44 PM (DgGvY)

151 I remember when she told us supernatural stories on Halloween. Crazy stuff, haunted house she stayed in Hawaii. Spooookie!

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 09:45 PM (V13WU)

152 132 Hey, Diogenes, I gotta go now, but I just ordered 36 rounds of tequila lime slushies for everybody.

The overweight, late middle-aged waitress will take your bill. She tells me that if you can’t pay in full, she’ll be willing to make up the difference, in exchange for…

Oops, gotta go!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:46 PM (xTRSc)

153 Halloween is Tuesday night. Good ! Ace can do his Halloween best !

Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 09:46 PM (V13WU)

154 Just finished Nefarious. Two big thumbs up. Great movie. Scary but shoud inspire everyone to follow God even more closely.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2023 09:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

155 Completely off topic, but I just ate the Chic-fil-A pimento cheese, honey, jalapeno, chicken sammich. Stout, it was.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 09:50 PM (NxC5+)

156 Hey, Diogenes, I gotta go now, but I just ordered 36 rounds of tequila lime slushies for everybody.

The overweight, late middle-aged waitress will take your bill. She tells me that if you can’t pay in full, she’ll be willing to make up the difference, in exchange for…

Oops, gotta go!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:46 PM (xTRSc)
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And I suppose your sister expects a tip too?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:51 PM (uSHSS)

157 I wonder how Jane is. Hope she reads aos on occasion and it brings her a bit of joy.
Posted by: runner at September 12, 2023 09:40 PM
She's carrying a burden I can only imagine. May GOD give her grace and peace and hope.
Amen
Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 09:44 PM (NxC5+)

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2023 09:54 PM (uSHSS)

158 overweight, late middle-aged waitress
Breakfast In America

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 09:56 PM (NxC5+)

159 I get this new movie Nefarious mixed up with the classic Hitchcock flick Notorious, with Ingrid Bergman and Carey Grant. I doubt that the former could compare with the latter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 12, 2023 09:58 PM (xTRSc)

160 Can't believe people said Boston was better than Aerosmith. Of course, neither of them are top shelf but at least Aerosmith did more than do exactly one sound and basic song. I don't really consider late periods important cause for some reason rockers don't do anything great usually after 35 UNLESS they get better at playing the stuff they wrote when young but even then a small amount of the Aerosmith stuff was decent and not like what they did in their prime

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 12, 2023 09:59 PM (3/XaG)

161 102 Doof, said gentlemen has not shown up in my inbox yet. Maybe give a gentle push, huh
Posted by: Ben Had at September 12, 2023 08:55 PM (DT+zb)

Roger that. I'm on it now! Maybe not so gentle though. He knows better!!
Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2023 08:57 PM (oYEbH)

This is sure to be willowed, but here goes.

Doof did his brotherly duty, and goosed me re: the MoMe.

Ben, I'll be in touch after this Saturday. I have a commitment this weekend that could impact my being able to travel to the MoMe if things don't go as they should.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 12, 2023 10:01 PM (CCSxw)

162 There's thunder pretty close to me and my poor kitties are scared!

Posted by: Iris at September 12, 2023 10:25 PM (n3DL0)

163 162 There's thunder pretty close to me and my poor kitties are scared!
Posted by: Iris at September 12, 2023 10:25 PM
Bring it on. We ain't skeered of no thunder in EASTEX.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2023 10:57 PM (NxC5+)

164 58 What do you call a mortgage on Mars?
Alien.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 12, 2023 11:58 PM (8Ta2Y)

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