Where The Wine Flows Like Wine Cafe

I am aware that Antarctic Snow-Bats have become extremely controversial animals in this thread. OTOH, look at him.

I will doubly risk the wrath of the anti-snow-bat league by linking this video of snow-bat jumping on to a boat.

Bidenomics: A Primer.

The art of killing fire-ants.

Monkey high-diving.

Pretty paper airplane. But can it fight?

Eucalyptus tree shows its true, vibrant colors.

Making friends with a crocodile... for some reason.

Miniature sequoia forest.

Lightning chasing across the sky.

Burning a rock with sunlight, and a great big lens.

Fairy chimneys in Turkey, also called "Garrett Chimneys."

A wolf is reunited with his pack, with much celebrating and Biden-like sniffing.

Mount Everest, 8848.86 meters on the sea level.

The wind speed record on the summit is over 285 km/h (177 mph). The extremely strong and dangerous winds can even blow climbers off the Mt. Everest.

[📹 Gesman Tamang]pic.twitter.com/z5lcOSxfi6
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 11, 2023

A definitely different type of flood

A river of red wine flows through São Lourenco do Bairro in Portugal when the local distillery's 2.2 million liter tanks burst

Anadia Fire Department blocked the flood diverting it away from the river into a fieldpic.twitter.com/3AhIFt5rEH
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 11, 2023

Two minutes of pure joy, thanks to Robert.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:48 PM

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1 Sea otter Awareness WEEK sept 24-30b

Hopefully you are aware of this, ace and plan accordingly.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 07:48 PM (81wK+)

2 That is a cute penguin.

I'm sorry, Duncanthrax. Women love babies of all kinds.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

3 Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 07:49 PM (isNL8)

4 Wait, that's a toy, isn't it?

-April the big dummy

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

5 That wine flood makes me sad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2023 07:51 PM (aQy7p)

6 I am aware that Antarctic Snow-Bats have become extremely controversial animals in this thread.
.......

I blame Big Penguin.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2023 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

7 Nice Winery.
Shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: rd at September 11, 2023 07:54 PM (gORO3)

8 Wishing you all a good night, I am off to make dinner: Chicken in a mushroom sauce on a bed of rice, and wifey brought home some beautiful corn on the cob. A bit of an unorthodox combination, but we will manage, LOL.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 11, 2023 07:55 PM (MeG8a)

9 Oh, all that Portuguese wine...so sad.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

10 >>>I will doubly risk the wrath of the anti-snow-bat league by linking this video of snow-bat jumping on to a boat.

WTH is the matter with those people. Freezing their asses off in the middle of the Antarctic Sea.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2023 07:56 PM (klJTj)

11 just getting this in the name field

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Smart people know Big Brother is really the hero in 1984 at September 11, 2023 07:56 PM (dPePg)

12
btw everyone, Mad Mama from the NYC thread is a solid conservative.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at September 11, 2023 07:57 PM (vhoVA)

13 Those fairy chimneys look like something else.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2023 07:58 PM (R/m4+)

14 Thought maybe we would get a clip of that orangutan flinging that possum like it was a football. Inappropriate for this thread I suppose.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2023 07:58 PM (klJTj)

15 Happy Feet made me want to shoot every penguin in existence

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 07:58 PM (bZR5x)

16 is it a toy?

This is going to hurt my cred as a disinformation expert.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 11, 2023 07:58 PM (KRtlO)

17 English is clearly not the native language of some of these video posters...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 11, 2023 07:59 PM (XMwZJ)

18 I saw high diving monkeys open for The Monkees on the Last Train to Clarksville.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 11, 2023 07:59 PM (azYCi)

19 Wine Cafe and I'm drinking rum

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:00 PM (bZR5x)

20 16 is it a toy?

This is going to hurt my cred as a disinformation expert.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 11, 2023 07:58 PM (KRtlO)

I know, right? And I fell for it. I might as well watch CNN.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 08:01 PM (OX9vb)

21 Did I not warn you in the last Thread about Big Penguin's perfidious stealing of the beloved bat brand, to persuade you to overlook their polymorphic perversity? To ignore their extremely rank and mephitic bouquet?

Narrator: "Yes, he did."

Should we ignore the circle of life? Do we not feel empathy toward the juvenile orca and/or leopard seal, hungry, swimming in the frigid Antarctic waters, who now must tighten their belts yet another notch while wondering where their next meal might come from?

We used to have entire Café Threads dedicated to the splendiferous wonder of bats. Now we have *spits* penguins trying to flap their way under the guise of being 'bats'? When will we stand up to this perfidiousness?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

22 Killing fireants is doing the work of The Lord.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2023 08:02 PM (NxC5+)

23 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: Numerous MGM Hotels & Casinos are Facing Ongoing Cybersecurity Crisis severely Impacting multiple services including slots machines

📌#LasVegas | #Nevada

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Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 08:02 PM (krqg6)

24 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h
CRICKET: India crush Pakistan by 228 runs in rain-hit Asia Cup match

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 08:03 PM (krqg6)

25 Numerous MGM Resorts, a well-known hotel and casino company, are currently experiencing an ongoing outage due to a cybersecurity issue

--

We'll end up knowing more about this than we do the shooting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Smart people know Big Brother is really the hero in 1984 at September 11, 2023 08:03 PM (dPePg)

26 Fire ants are assholes

Posted by: NC Kate at September 11, 2023 08:04 PM (an6os)

27 "Wine Cafe and I'm drinking rum "

Yueingling here.

We can both devote our thoughts to Kemp shitting himself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 08:04 PM (isNL8)

28 It's all fun and games until the Killer Whale remembers its name.

Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2023 08:04 PM (FhXTo)

29 15 Happy Feet made me want to shoot every penguin in existence
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 07:58 PM (bZR5x)

Now that is Rotten Tomatoes Worthy film review!

(and yes, I totally agree)

Posted by: Iris at September 11, 2023 08:05 PM (n3DL0)

30 Bacardi Black with tonic water and lime. And lots of ice. For the ice bats.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 11, 2023 08:06 PM (rC565)

31 *looks at river of wine*

Is Hillary Clinton's Airbnb upstream?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Housekeeping Disinformation Expert at September 11, 2023 08:06 PM (PiwSw)

32 Wait, that's a toy, isn't it?

-April the big dummy
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 07:50 PM

Big Penguin knows no bounds. I'm sorry they duped you.

Hopefully, you will be on your guard next time. Rust is physical corrosion; Big Penguin is mental and moral corrosion. Like rust, Big Penguin never sleeps!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

33 Penguin-faced possum soldier.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2023 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

34 Good evening horde. Best wishes to all.

Posted by: TRex at September 11, 2023 08:07 PM (lU4x9)

35 VIA, yes we can!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:07 PM (bZR5x)

36 13 hairy back….I knew you’d go there. Lol. I did too.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 11, 2023 08:07 PM (sOA7y)

37 How do you win a cricket match? Is it just a grim last man standing type thing?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 11, 2023 08:07 PM (aD39U)

38 It's all fun and games until the Killer Whale remembers its name.
Posted by: DaveA

Jay …

You can call him Jay.

Posted by: Adriane the Uniquely Spelled Baby Name Critic . . . at September 11, 2023 08:08 PM (4Winp)

39 Columbia did a promotional train from L A to San Diego and back, called the Last Train to Clarksville. In one car was another little band.
The Yardbirds!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 08:08 PM (huxld)

40 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2023 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

41 How do you win a cricket match? Is it just a grim last man standing type thing?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Near as I can tell, one endeavors to persevere.
And knock over that sticky wicket.

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 08:09 PM (cPGH3)

42 People who climb Everest have huge balls of steel coupled with pea-sized brains…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:09 PM (xT8gx)

43 Iris, soon!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:11 PM (bZR5x)

44 Pete the Penguin is the mascot of Youngstown State University. Ever been to Youngstown? Tells you a lot about penguin standards.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 08:11 PM (0EOe9)

45 This is going to hurt my cred as a disinformation expert.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 11, 2023 07:58 PM

Don't let Big Penguin play you like a fiddle, Ace. They are not your (or anyone's) friend. They'll use you, and then, when they've extracted all the value they can, eliminate you just like the curdled, digested fish remains they leave all over the floors of the Café whenever they manage to sneak in.

Big Penguin cannot be trusted!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)

46 People who climb Everest have huge balls of steel coupled with pea-sized brains…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

I don't think so. I think balls of steel would mean that for every 4 climbers who reach the top, they'd bring back 1 body.
Nobody ever brings back bodies. They're egoists.

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 08:12 PM (cPGH3)

47 Why bother with some gay Turkish fairy towers when you can have some radical tyrannical New Mexican mushroom headed hoodoo towers?

https://tinyurl.com/5yktutzr

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 08:13 PM (9v4fU)

48 Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman 2h
Yes, he just says things. But the things he just says are increasingly callous.

Jarvis @jarvis_best 1h
I bet if I had two hours alone with Biden I could implant ALL SORTS of false memories in him. I would have him thinking he was at the crucifixion of Christ.

Jarvis @jarvis_best 1h
Sorry to be mean, I know it's an emotional day for Biden on account of the fact that his son died in the attacks.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 08:14 PM (krqg6)

49 "I am aware that Antarctic Snow-Bats have become extremely controversial animals in this thread. OTOH, look at him"

That's the face they make when they do a big fishy poop.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

50 Quote Tweet: New York Post @nypost 12h
Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo — as horrified visitors scream trib.al/04HoK8I

Jarvis @jarvis_best 1h
I can’t believe I have to say this but do not yeet the possums. Harambe did not die for this. We honor his memory by being the best version of ourselves.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 08:15 PM (krqg6)

51 "That's the face they make when they do a big fishy poop."

Do Snow Bat turds have fish scales in them?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 08:16 PM (isNL8)

52 "Killing fireants is doing the work of The Lord.
Posted by: Eromero"

I can get mighty smitey on some fire ants. I'm sure they serve some purpose but I don't care what it is.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

53 That's the face they make when they do a big fishy poop.
Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

Yep, Joe looks like that too.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, who knows a poop or two, because she's seen a poop or two at September 11, 2023 08:17 PM (PiwSw)

54 48 A hypnotist with nothing but a Life Saver mint swinging on a piece of thread could make Joey Waterhead believe he is Judy Garland.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 08:17 PM (0EOe9)

55 Vegas hacked, cyber shutdown.
I want the "Sphere" hacked to display pron, of course.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 08:17 PM (huxld)

56 Nobody ever brings back bodies. They're egoists.
Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 08:12 PM (cPGH3)

Your take is better than mine. I find it completely insane; maybe the first guy (Edmund Hilary?) can be given some credit for trying to accomplish something new (although I’d guess local Sherpas actually got there before even him). But everyone after that…. Why??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:18 PM (xT8gx)

57 That's the face they make when they do a big fishy poop.
Posted by: fd

Somedays are better than others.

Posted by: Aquaman at September 11, 2023 08:19 PM (eG/xm)

58 You can see Emperor Penguin colonies from space.

They're. Taking. Over.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

59
I want to know why the wolf went away, and why he came back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at September 11, 2023 08:20 PM (vhoVA)

60 I did not have this on my bingo card this morning.

Posted by: Possum at Zoo, in midair at September 11, 2023 08:20 PM (PiwSw)

61 Off-topic, but on-topic for today:
Remember the names Todd Beamer and Rick Rescola.
I pray that if the moment comes I will be able to say "Let's Roll" and do what's necessary with a song on my lips.

Enough said.

Posted by: GWB at September 11, 2023 08:20 PM (M+Nrs)

62 mushroom headed hoodoo tower

Funny, that's what little missey used to call it.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 08:21 PM (huxld)

63 I've never seen a penguin hang by it's feet but would like to. Do you have any pictures of penguins hanging by their feet ace?

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

64 Not great but okay...

Unreal Reels @justunrealreels
Tiger almost catches up with bikers - luckily the switch from grass to road reduces its speed.

https://tinyurl.com/3c6nm9wj
13 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 08:22 PM (krqg6)

65 Linus. I hope things are moving towards having you join us

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:22 PM (bZR5x)

66 Joe is lying again.

https://tinyurl.com/58v22uxp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 08:22 PM (FVME7)

67 Penguins are not the cute, cuddly animals Big Penguin wants you to believe they are:

https://tinyurl.com/mtmcwwnv

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

68 >>I can get mighty smitey on some fire ants. I'm sure they serve some purpose but I don't care what it is.
Posted by: fd

Preload an ant farm with fire ants and send it to Joe for his amusement.

Posted by: Aviator at September 11, 2023 08:23 PM (HQ9Sl)

69 🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson
These babies are bad ass

https://tinyurl.com/ms6wv2ue
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 08:24 PM (krqg6)

70 Michael E Brennan. Stationed with him overseas. He got out and was accepted into the NYC Fire Academy. Died in Tower Two.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2023 08:24 PM (eG/xm)

71 1 Sea otter Awareness WEEK sept 24-30b

Watch your backs and clench your sphincters.

Posted by: And keep your head on a swivel at September 11, 2023 08:24 PM (ygnrC)

72 Big Penguin!!!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:24 PM (xTRSc)

73 All of Chase computer system was also shut down today also though their ATMs were still working.

Posted by: Drive by at September 11, 2023 08:24 PM (MNhXM)

74 Do you have any pictures of penguins hanging by their feet ace?

With nails in their feet like a Norwegian Blue?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 08:25 PM (huxld)

75 To all you Antarctic snow bat fans I asked you this: have you ever smelled their breath up close and personal after a night of heavy drinking? I probably shouldn't have mentioned this.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 08:25 PM (9v4fU)

76 "Penguins are not the cute, cuddly animals Big Penguin wants you to believe they are:
https://tinyurl.com/mtmcwwnv
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Not only are they worthless and smelly, they are rampant sexual deviants.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

77 Linus. I hope things are moving towards having you join us
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:22 PM (bZR5x)

Thank you, Ben Had! I definitely want to attend; honestly I’m having a hard time convincing my better half. But I think I’ll talk her into it soon. Any advice for assuaging her fears that it’s not legit? Like she asks: You don’t know these people! How do you know it’s real? My answer: You don’t understand… I just know

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:26 PM (xT8gx)

78 Somedays are better than others.
Posted by: Aquaman at September 11, 2023 08:19 PM (eG/xm)

Fishfucker.

Posted by: Peacemaker at September 11, 2023 08:27 PM (ygnrC)

79 "Not only are they worthless and smelly, they are rampant sexual deviants."

We still talking about penguins?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 08:28 PM (isNL8)

80 You do know these people. You just haven't seen their faces.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

81 Sea otter Awareness WEEK sept 24-30b.

I'm so over sea pigeon week. Trash panda month is where it's at.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 08:29 PM (9v4fU)

82 Ben Had

Just waiting for the cataract follow-up on Wednesday.

If that goes well, Corsicana....here we come.

Been a long road, but with the visit with dad on Sunday, I'm comfortable with that part of it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 11, 2023 08:30 PM (isNL8)

83 Month of the tree rat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2023 08:30 PM (eG/xm)

84 People who climb Everest are filthy , littering pigs. Have you seen the literal TONS of garbage they leave at base camp and all along the way?

Pack it in, pack it out. Leave no trace.

They should be charged 1000 dollars a pound for any and all garbage they leave on the mountain

Assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 08:31 PM (QxEBj)

85 Lets keep things in perspective.

Posted by: Bigger Penguin at September 11, 2023 08:31 PM (SYTee)

86 Remember, no matter how cute they may be, penguins are still buids.

Dirty, disgustin’, lice-ridden buids.

Posted by: The Conciurge at September 11, 2023 08:32 PM (xTRSc)

87 80 - fd: Exactly. Thank you

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:32 PM (xT8gx)

88 OTOH, look at him.

Sheesh.
Too cute.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 08:32 PM (uSHSS)

89 You don’t know these people! How do you know it’s real? My answer: You don’t understand… I just know
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:26 PM (xT8gx)

Tell her they're all armed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2023 08:32 PM (eG/xm)

90 All of Chase computer system was also shut down today also though their ATMs were still working.
Posted by: Drive

It was like that when I got there!

Honest!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 08:32 PM (SAX5G)

91 Everybody thinks penguins are only in the Antarctic, but some are known around Santa's HQ, not at the North Pole, but Finland. Mean little bastards, known to get stabby with the knife they always pack. Tuned up on vodka most of the time, speak some gibberish only Finns and a few Hunkys can understand. Santa gave the elves shoot to kill orders if they see them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 11, 2023 08:33 PM (0EOe9)

92 Linus, jewells family was concerned she would be kidnapped
lin-duh 's husband thought she was crazy
My friends thought I was crazy and supported me anyway and then asked " who are all these people and where the fuck did they from" That was 7 years ago

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:33 PM (j6hjP)

93 Linus, it's so hard to explain to someone who doesn't know. My Dad's reaction: "Well, that's weird, but ok."

How many years has this gone on, Ben Had? Seven or eight or so? Linus, you can just point out that not a single MoMe attendee has ever been murdered by another.

That ought to set her at ease.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 08:33 PM (OX9vb)

94 Democrat NY Assembly candidate has an original idea to solve NYC's illegal alien problem without cutting services.

Maria Ordoñez 🌹
@MariaOrdonezNYC
These are just excuses from Mayor Adams. NYC is one of the richest cities in the world. We should not be cutting services. There are around 136 billionaires in this city alone. Let’s #TaxTheRich and bring more money to our communities and needed services!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 08:34 PM (FVME7)

95 Monkey High Diving

5.4. 5.6. 5.5. 5.5. 4.4

Can you spot the Soviet judge?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 08:34 PM (uSHSS)

96 Hurt my back yesterday moving boxes, cracked my tooth today eating some candy.

At least I'm not dead.

So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 11, 2023 08:34 PM (XV/Pl)

97 Bring it, fat man!

Posted by: Drunken Finnish Penguin at September 11, 2023 08:34 PM (u73oe)

98 Thank you, Ben Had! I definitely want to attend; honestly I’m having a hard time convincing my better half. But I think I’ll talk her into it soon. Any advice for assuaging her fears that it’s not legit? Like she asks: You don’t know these people! How do you know it’s real? My answer: You don’t understand… I just know
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

My wife had the same fears the first time. After she got there, it was like - 'Holy Cow, lookit all these nerds! I love these people!!'

She's in luv with the 'Ettes and more than a few of the Morons. Her and Beserker talked hair care products and style for damn near an hour.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 08:35 PM (SAX5G)

99 Oh, oooh. On the 2nd play Aaron Rodgers went down with some type of ankle injury. He appears to be gone for the night.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 08:35 PM (9v4fU)

100 Penguins are pretty much KFC take out for killer whales.

Posted by: Cosda at September 11, 2023 08:36 PM (G7yCz)

101 Pack it in, pack it out. Leave no trace.
Nurse Ratched

Prezactly!

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 08:36 PM (cPGH3)

102 "There are around 136 billionaires in this city alone. Let’s #TaxTheRich and bring more money to our communities and needed services!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it! DO IT!

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:36 PM (vFG9F)

103 Great auks used to be called “penguins,” too. And look what happened to them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:36 PM (xTRSc)

104 Oh, oooh. On the 2nd play Aaron Rodgers went down with some type of ankle injury. He appears to be gone for the night.
Posted by: Lost In Space

I've gone down hundreds of times and even taken balls to the chin. None the worse for it!

Posted by: Veep Throat at September 11, 2023 08:37 PM (SAX5G)

105 100 Leopard seals.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:37 PM (xTRSc)

106 89, 92, 93 - Thank you all. It is hard to explain, but there’s a kinship here that doesn’t exist in a lot of places in the “real world”…. In the end, I can always play the “you gotta give me this one just trust me” card

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:38 PM (xT8gx)

107 "Great auks used to be called “penguins,” too. And look what happened to them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Not so great after all huh?

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

108 It'd be funny if his ankle was broke and was out for the season.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2023 08:39 PM (eG/xm)

109 OT
I think "futball" was invented for people who thought cricket was a bit slow-paced.

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 08:39 PM (cPGH3)

110 Oh, oooh. On the 2nd play Aaron Rodgers went down with some type of ankle injury. He appears to be gone for the night.
Posted by: Lost In Space

oh no

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 11, 2023 08:40 PM (SYTee)

111 I want to know why the wolf went away, and why he came back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone
-----

Cherchez La Femme

Probably some sassy redhead in the pack that lives in the next county. Either way, it's time to kill the fatted calf.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 08:40 PM (OpB28)

112 Penguins ! Penguins ! Penguins ! Long live penguins !!

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:41 PM (V13WU)

113 99 Oh, oooh. On the 2nd play Aaron Rodgers went down with some type of ankle injury. He appears to be gone for the night.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 08:35 PM (9v4fU)

After Brett Favre left, folks in Green Bay had t-shirts that said "We'll never forget you, Brent."

I expect to see "We'll never forget you, Eric" shortly.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at September 11, 2023 08:41 PM (okGHj)

114 How do you win a cricket match? Is it just a grim last man standing type thing?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Cricket returns to the Olympics in 2028.

Zzzzzzz.......

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 08:42 PM (uSHSS)

115 Linus,

I went to the NoVa MoMe in 2020. Jordan61 and I hopped on a plane from Seattle together (our kids and her hubs thought we were nuts) and we met Ladyl at the hotel and it was a ball!

My friends here in Seattle thought I was going to be catfished and robbed and murdered.

They just don't get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 08:42 PM (QxEBj)

116 Thank you, Ben Had! I definitely want to attend; honestly I’m having a hard time convincing my better half. But I think I’ll talk her into it soon. Any advice for assuaging her fears that it’s not legit? Like she asks: You don’t know these people! How do you know it’s real? My answer: You don’t understand… I just know
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:26 PM (xT8gx)

======

Yeah, it does feel weird when you tell your spouse you want to go to a party with a bunch of people you know from the internet. Fortunately, husband agreed and this will be our 4th year going to TX.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 08:43 PM (W9fmc)

117 "Great auks used to be called “penguins,” too. And look what happened to them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Not so great after all huh?
Posted by: fd
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We, OTOH, are easily distinguished.

Posted by: Blue-footed Boobies at September 11, 2023 08:43 PM (OpB28)

118 111 Are female ginger wolves foxy?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:43 PM (xTRSc)

119 The Jews are bringing people together!

AG
@AGHamilton29
Pinned tweet from former Dem Congresswoman [Cynthia McKinney] celebrating event with David Duke and a Black Supremacist because the one thing all hateful racial supremacists agree on is their hatred of Jews.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 08:44 PM (FVME7)

120 Fairy chimneys in Turkey, also called "Garrett Chimneys."

They look like phalluses....oh.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2023 08:44 PM (I/Qkd)

121 Penguins are adorable. So are pandas.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 11, 2023 08:45 PM (uw+3k)

122 108 It'd be funny if his ankle was broke and was out for the season.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

That's a terrible thing to say

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 08:45 PM (QxEBj)

123 I want to know why the wolf went away, and why he came back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone
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Cherchez La Femme

Probably some sassy redhead in the pack that lives in the next county. Either way, it's time to kill the fatted calf.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 08:40 PM (OpB2

***

She was a stone cold fox!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 08:45 PM (uSHSS)

124 Ace done a great job today !

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:45 PM (V13WU)

125
Cynthia McKinney, and David Duke?!

Surely it is the end times.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 08:46 PM (nEklA)

126 So are pandas.

Pandas deserve to go extinct.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:46 PM (xTRSc)

127 Like she asks: You don’t know these people! How do you know it’s real? My answer: You don’t understand… I just know
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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The Horde cannot be Explained. It must be Experienced.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 11, 2023 08:47 PM (aBJcM)

128 According to the Google,
Cynthia Ann McKinney is an American politician, academic, and activist.

What exactly qualifies her as an academic?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2023 08:47 PM (I/Qkd)

129 NYC to Defund the Police Again, Reallocate Funds to Migrant Crisis

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What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 08:47 PM (FVME7)

130 Maria Ordoñez 🌹
@MariaOrdonezNYC
These are just excuses from Mayor Adams. NYC is one of the richest cities in the world. We should not be cutting services. There are around 136 billionaires in this city alone. Let’s #TaxTheRich and bring more money to our communities and needed services!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is
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And 352,000 millionaires; They've got NYC just the way they want it. I don't understand it but that's the way it is

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2023 08:47 PM (lCWOD)

131 Penguins are adorable. So are pandas.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 11, 2023 08:45 PM (uw+3k)

You seem like a man of discerning , noble taste, and integrity.

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:48 PM (V13WU)

132 Bidenomics: A Primer.

Ace, this is an example of Nature abhorring any differential of pressure and fighting like a demon to equalize pressures.

Reference: The Atlantic Ocean and the Titan submersible. (RIP to the four occupants)

Posted by: GL at September 11, 2023 08:48 PM (5fDan)

133 Pandas deserve to go extinct.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:46 PM (xTRSc)

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They are really cute, but yeah. They're just not really engineered for survival.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 08:48 PM (W9fmc)

134 Yeah, it does feel weird when you tell your spouse you want to go to a party with a bunch of people you know from the internet. Fortunately, husband agreed and this will be our 4th year going to TX.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 08:43 PM

And where would we be without our official Bacon Wench?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2023 08:49 PM (aQy7p)

135 After last night, Rodgers is trying to get out of playing Dallas next week.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2023 08:49 PM (u73oe)

136 The Jets are bad - like really bad on offense - the front line is amateurs - calling it now - seasons over for them and the Giants - offensive teams for both teams are just poorly coached and staffed. Sad.

Posted by: Boswell at September 11, 2023 08:50 PM (K+UlC)

137 Pandas deserve to go extinct.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:46 PM (xTRSc)

Well they are adorably clumsy and they need to expand their taste in food.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 11, 2023 08:50 PM (uw+3k)

138 Linus - I went to the Oregon MoMe in August; a couple months before that, I had dinner with Kindltot (and his wife) and Beartooth. I have no idea what the TX and VA MoMes are like, but maybe I'll get the chance to go one of these years. Do it; you won't regret it. The Horde is good folk.

Posted by: PabloD at September 11, 2023 08:50 PM (v5QXn)

139 Linus you can tell her we do this at a residence and feel totally comfortable inviting the Horde into our home

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:50 PM (Gm1om)

140 The Horde cannot be Explained. It must be Experienced.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 11, 2023 08:47 PM

This.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2023 08:50 PM (aQy7p)

141 There's no accounting for tastes. Some people like broccoli and some people like penguins. Some people are weird.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

142
Well they are adorably clumsy and they need to expand their taste in food.
Posted by: That Northernlurker
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OTOH, bamboo is astoundingly prolific, and there's no competition for it as a food.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 08:51 PM (g59Yt)

143 Hey, SiD. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:52 PM (xTRSc)

144 Nobody like broccoli. That is a fact.

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:53 PM (V13WU)

145 Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:50 PM (Gm1om

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Hey Ben Had! I bought some cool door prizes that I will hopefully remember to pack!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 08:53 PM (W9fmc)

146 @141

>>There's no accounting for tastes. Some people like broccoli and some people like penguins. Some people are weird.

Beef and Broccoli with Pork Fried Rice > Penguin and Broccoli with Pork Fried Rice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 11, 2023 08:53 PM (XV/Pl)

147 I am so grateful for AOC!

I was laboring under the delusion that inflation was real!

Glad that nightmare is over.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2023 08:53 PM (mE7cY)

148 MSNBC Wackjob Joy Reid Agrees Christianity is "Justification for Slavery and Genocide"

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It's like Jesus said at the Sermon On the Mount. "Blessed are the slave catchers and genocidal murderers for theirs is White Supremacist Heaven."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 08:54 PM (FVME7)

149 (Big Sea Otter has entered teh chat...)

Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 11, 2023 08:54 PM (5gZpE)

150 144 I used to hate broccoli with a passion. Now, eh, I can eat the florets. Still can’t stand the damn stems.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:54 PM (xTRSc)

151 Nobody like broccoli. That is a fact.
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:53 PM (V13WU)

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I like broccoli. Especially roasted with some garlic and olive oil.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 08:54 PM (W9fmc)

152 OTOH, bamboo is astoundingly prolific, and there's no competition for it as a food.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 08:51 PM (g59Yt)

True

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 11, 2023 08:55 PM (uw+3k)

153 SiD - I ran 10K on my bionic knee Saturday. Ran is the wrong word. Jogged slowly… but so far, so good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:56 PM (xT8gx)

154 The Giants looked really fucking bad last night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2023 08:56 PM (eG/xm)

155 I like broccoli. Especially roasted with some garlic and olive oil.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 08:54 PM (W9fmc)

No you don't. You just like garlic and olive oil.

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:56 PM (V13WU)

156 147 I am so grateful for AOC!

Are we still talking about her boobs?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:56 PM (xTRSc)

157 139 - Ben Had: I will tell her that. All suggestions have been helpful. I should just have her read this thread!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:57 PM (xT8gx)

158 Where did broccoli come from anyway ?

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:57 PM (V13WU)

159
True
Posted by: That Northernlurker
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On the other, other hand, as goes the bamboo crop, so goes the panda.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 08:57 PM (cALn2)

160 Corsicana in October is like being with family who are not related to you by blood but something stronger. No, not whiskey, freedom.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2023 08:57 PM (NxC5+)

161 Where did broccoli come from anyway ?
Posted by: runner
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Panda poop. It is known.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 08:57 PM (cALn2)

162 112 Penguins ! Penguins ! Penguins ! Long live penguins !!
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:41 PM (V13WU

Morgan Freeman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2023 08:57 PM (mE7cY)

163 158 I think that broccoli is some kind of hybrid. Like grapefruit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 08:58 PM (xTRSc)

164 Nobody like broccoli. That is a fact.
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:53 PM (V13WU)

Sheesh.
Next thing you know you'll be bringing the cauliflower hate.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 08:59 PM (uSHSS)

165 No you don't. You just like garlic and olive oil.
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:56 PM (V13WU)

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I said "especially." But I'll eat it just plain steamed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 08:59 PM (W9fmc)

166 Quiche with broccoli, ham and Swiss cheese is very good.

So is Chinese beef with broccoli

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 08:59 PM (dgvn5)

167 What the hell? I lived in Florida for 15 years and never saw a monkey. I hate monkeys.

Posted by: Joey Scammooch at September 11, 2023 08:59 PM (ELQx+)

168 What about the rule that anything is edible if you put cheese on it?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2023 09:00 PM (mE7cY)

169
The wind speed record on the summit is over 285 km/h (177 mph). The extremely strong and dangerous winds can even blow climbers off the Mt. Everest.

Well ... no ... fucking ... shit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2023 09:00 PM (XeTAE)

170 Jordan 61, you do so much already.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 09:00 PM (2obW2)

171 Nobody like broccoli. That is a fact.
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 08:53 PM (V13WU)

Sheesh.
Next thing you know you'll be bringing the cauliflower hate.
Posted by: Diogenes

Cauliflower is the suburban version of broccoli.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 09:00 PM (9v4fU)

172 Oh, and broccoli makes you pee green.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2023 09:00 PM (mE7cY)

173 I thought the rule was Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 09:00 PM (cALn2)

174 It's not fair. I'm always overshadowed.

Posted by: AOC's Big Juicy Booty at September 11, 2023 09:01 PM (SYTee)

175
I hate monkeys.

Posted by: Joey Scammooch

But you're good with fucking monkeys ... amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2023 09:01 PM (XeTAE)

176 Although I like it, I can respect a righteous broccoli hate.
But okra! Now we are talking a searing, passionate dislike that burns with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:01 PM (uSHSS)

177 Picky eaters on this thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2023 09:01 PM (eG/xm)

178 Looks like Aaron Rogers hurt his Achilles' tendon.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 09:01 PM (dgvn5)

179 Maria Ordoñez 🌹
@MariaOrdonezNYC
These are just excuses from Mayor Adams. NYC is one of the richest cities in the world. We should not be cutting services. There are around 136 billionaires in this city alone. Let’s #TaxTheRich and bring more money to our communities and needed services!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Do it lady!
Don't just jaw about it!
Do it NOW!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 09:01 PM (yowpl)

180 I think the broccoli haters are confusing them with Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:02 PM (xTRSc)

181 The Giants looked really fucking bad last night.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2023 08:56 PM (eG/xm)

And they signed Jones the QB for 4 years - four years of losing - great.

Posted by: Boswell at September 11, 2023 09:02 PM (K+UlC)

182 Hey, SiD. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Yep, thanks for asking. Had migraine aura twice today - but thank God I no longer get headaches to go with it, just the aura. Otherwise good. Getting ready for a gals' weekend in western NC this weekend. My 2 closest friends are flying in to join me, my mom, my SIL, and SIL's mom. There will be cake, and wine. Not flowing in the streets I hope.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 11, 2023 09:02 PM (aBJcM)

183 Cauliflower, yuck.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 09:02 PM (W9fmc)

184 The wind speed record on the summit is over 285 km/h (177 mph). The extremely strong and dangerous winds can even blow climbers off the Mt. Everest.

Well ... no ... fucking ... shit!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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pfft

Posted by: Mt. Washington, NH, 231 mph at September 11, 2023 09:03 PM (8e9gw)

185 I love broccoli.

I hate okra.

I loathe Brussel sprouts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2023 09:03 PM (mE7cY)

186 Kinda feel sorry for Jets fans. For four whole plays they thought they were contenders.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2023 09:03 PM (u73oe)

187 He's like Gandhi.

Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
Biden implicitly compares far-right extremism to 9/11: "The rising tide of hatred & extremism & political violence--it's more important...to come together...We must not succumb to...difference & division. We must never allow ourselves to be pulled apart by petty...grievances"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 09:03 PM (FVME7)

188 The Giants looked really fucking bad last night.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Hold my mead.

Posted by: Minnesota Vikings at September 11, 2023 09:04 PM (SYTee)

189 There's no accounting for tastes. Some people like broccoli and some people like penguins. Some people are weird.
Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 08:51 PM

There's an interesting Venn Diagram. The circle for people who like penguins is totally contained within the circle for people who are people. The question is how does the circle of broccoli likers overlay them?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 09:04 PM (a3Q+t)

190 It really sucked when Odysseus tore his Achiiles’ tendon on the way back to Ithaca.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:04 PM (xTRSc)

191 Getting ready for a gals' weekend in western NC this weekend.
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*!*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 09:04 PM (8e9gw)

192 @177

>>Picky eaters on this thread.

I'll eat pretty much anything except offal and malanga.

I'll make an exception for Foi Gras because Foi Gras does taste good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 11, 2023 09:05 PM (XV/Pl)

193 You know , we should talk about things that unite us. Prime rib !

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:05 PM (V13WU)

194
Biden implicitly compares far-right extremism to 9/11: "The rising tide of hatred & extremism & political violence--it's more important...to come together...We must not succumb to...difference & division. We must never allow ourselves to be pulled apart by petty...grievances"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

He ain't the liar Barky was, isn't he?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2023 09:05 PM (XeTAE)

195 Although I like it, I can respect a righteous broccoli hate.
But okra! Now we are talking a searing, passionate dislike that burns with the heat of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Diogenes

Just for that, I may find a Hordeling going down to Corsica, and fix them up with a few jars of Mo. pickled okra... God's gift to pickles.

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:05 PM (cPGH3)

196 Biden implicitly compares far-right extremism to 9/11: "The rising tide of hatred & extremism & political violence--it's more important...to come together...We must not succumb to...difference & division. We must never allow ourselves to be pulled apart by petty...grievances"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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'petty grievances'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 09:05 PM (8e9gw)

197 I never had malanga. Is it like laryngitis ?

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:06 PM (V13WU)

198 Corsicana? You know.. down Texas way.

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:06 PM (cPGH3)

199 Looks like Aaron Rogers hurt his Achilles' tendon.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 09:01 PM (dgvn5)

The offensive line had Rodgers crawling around on all fours in the very first set of downs - that's how bad they are. It's a shit show. I doubt you'll see Rodgers much this year now - its will be a repeat of last year for this poorly coached offensive Jet team.

Posted by: Boswell at September 11, 2023 09:06 PM (K+UlC)

200 I will tell her that. All suggestions have been helpful. I should just have her read this thread!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Linus, our 1st time was last year.
I broached the trip and the better half was just a bit hesitant.
We went and the Horde was welcoming, it was a great time.
Hope to see you both there this year.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 09:06 PM (yowpl)

201 182 Have fun this weekend, SiD!

Make sure that all you ladies have bail money.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:06 PM (xTRSc)

202 I'd say if you like Penguins you are more likely to wear a robe and slippers around the house.

Just my thesis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2023 09:07 PM (mE7cY)

203 I hate the smell of broccoli but I eat it.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 11, 2023 09:07 PM (uw+3k)

204 Jordan 61, you do so much already.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 09:00 PM (2obW2)

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I just emailed you. You'll see why I couldn't resist!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 11, 2023 09:07 PM (W9fmc)

205 Posted by: AOC's Big Juicy Booty at September 11, 2023 09:01 PM

I was informed here earlier today that the new slang for that was 'cake'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)

206 Biden implicitly compares far-right extremism to 9/11: "The rising tide of hatred & extremism & political violence--it's more important...to come together...We must not succumb to...difference & division. We must never allow ourselves to be pulled apart by petty...grievances"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

He ain't the liar Barky was, isn't he?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2023 09:05 PM (
***

And because I think climate change is bullsh*t, apparently I am a dog faced pony soldier.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:07 PM (uSHSS)

207 @197

>>I never had malanga. Is it like laryngitis ?

It's a fiberous tuber like vegatable, like Yuca, except it turns purple when you cook it and tastes like garbage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 11, 2023 09:08 PM (XV/Pl)

208 I actually don’t mind okra. Still better than Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:08 PM (xTRSc)

209 I will refuse to believe that "Big Penguin" is real threat to our freedoms until King Harv features a few in his ads.

If that ever happens, then all bets are off.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2023 09:08 PM (k1Qly)

210 I think that Mongolian beef, which I love, has broccoli in it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 09:08 PM (FVME7)

211 >>I never had malanga. Is it like laryngitis ?

Penicillin clears it right up.

Posted by: Veep Throat at September 11, 2023 09:09 PM (qoGsy)

212 a few jars of Mo. pickled okra... God's gift to pickles.
Posted by: MkY

Or you could just show up...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 09:09 PM (yowpl)

213 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cake

Posted by: davidt at September 11, 2023 09:09 PM (SYTee)

214

George H.W. Bush: Hater of Broccoli

https://tinyurl.com/4p7pwjsr

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2023 09:10 PM (63Dwl)

215 Off sucky sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 09:10 PM (qoGsy)

216 209 I will refuse to believe that "Big Penguin" is real threat to our freedoms until King Harv features a few in his ads.
If that ever happens, then all bets are off.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2023 09:08 PM (k1Qly)

Funny you should say this...I got some King Harv coffee, and included in it was a picture of King Harv WITH PENGUINS! King Harv has clearly thrown in with Big Penguin.

If I knew how to share a picture of that, I would. I laffed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:10 PM (OX9vb)

217 SiD - I ran 10K on my bionic knee Saturday. Ran is the wrong word. Jogged slowly… but so far, so good
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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That's awesome!!! Pain-free I hope! Who cares if you're slow? You're going faster than if you were sitting on your couch.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 11, 2023 09:10 PM (aBJcM)

218 Oh yeah, Mongolians are big broccoli eaters.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2023 09:10 PM (vFG9F)

219 43 Iris, soon!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:11 PM (bZR5x)

Yes!! Can't wait!

But, rum? Are you ok? Blink twice if under duress... :-)

Posted by: Iris at September 11, 2023 09:10 PM (n3DL0)

220 My 2 closest friends are flying in to join me, my mom, my SIL, and SIL's mom. There will be cake, and wine. Not flowing in the streets I hope.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 11, 2023 09:02 PM

Okay, listen up. Here's your weekend safety brief: Don't be the one who does something dumb enough to end up in front of Ace on Monday morning.

But if you do, own it, and make sure it'll be talked about in the Café for years to come.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2023 09:11 PM (a3Q+t)

221
I've never had malanga, but I have heard that it makes it hurt when you pee ... but what doesn't these days?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2023 09:11 PM (XeTAE)

222 The offensive line had Rodgers crawling around on all fours in the very first set of downs - that's how bad they are. It's a shit show. I doubt you'll see Rodgers much this year now - its will be a repeat of last year for this poorly coached offensive Jet team.
Posted by: Boswell at September 11, 2023 09:06 PM (K+UlC)

There is a reason the jets go thru Quarterbacks like shit thru a goose. The O line.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:12 PM (uSHSS)

223 George H.W. Bush: Hater of Broccoli

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Hater of broccoli and freedom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 09:12 PM (FVME7)

224 I'd say if you like Penguins you are more likely to wear a robe and slippers around the house.

Just my thesis.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 11, 2023 09:07 PM (mE7cY)

tuxedos, just in case there is soirée next door

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:12 PM (V13WU)

225 I don’t want to hear about a bionic knee unless it’s attached to a 1970s Lindsey Wagner. Then, I would examine it in detail.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:13 PM (xTRSc)

226 If I knew how to share a picture of that, I would. I laffed.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:10 PM (OX9vb)

do a screen shot !

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:13 PM (V13WU)

227 Or you could just show up...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Oh, I'd love to, but I run a small business, and when I take off, so does my office help (wife) so we have to shut down.
We don't make enough to pay all the help for vacations, cause they all eat theirs up throughout the year.

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:14 PM (cPGH3)

228 Metro Fire
@MaFireEMS
·
18m
State of emergency Declared Leominster Ma, major flooding in city , request for district 8 Tech Rescue and Swift water Rescue response as well as additional alarms for partial building collapses...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2023 09:15 PM (TGPs7)

229 Iris I didn't gauge my wine to my need and I don't mix streams so rum it is.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 09:15 PM (2obW2)

230 And because I think climate change is bullsh*t, apparently I am a dog faced pony soldier.
Posted by: Diogenes

I thought it was settled science that climate change has nothing to do with the dog face pony soldier syndrome.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 09:15 PM (9v4fU)

231 Just for that, I may find a Hordeling going down to Corsica, and fix them up with a few jars of Mo. pickled okra... God's gift to pickles.
Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:05 PM (cPGH3)
***

I have a wonderful Remington Model.700 and can pick off a jar of okra at over 600 yards. It's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:16 PM (uSHSS)

232 malanga

Isn't that one of the Obama "daughters"?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 09:16 PM (RrZIx)

233 do a screen shot !
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:13 PM (V13WU)

Right, but how do I put that in the comments?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:16 PM (OX9vb)

234 229 Iris I didn't gauge my wine to my need and I don't mix streams so rum it is.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 09:15 PM (2obW2)

OK. Just checking. Rum is good too!

Posted by: Iris at September 11, 2023 09:17 PM (n3DL0)

235 Okay, listen up. Here's your weekend safety brief: Don't be the one who does something dumb enough to end up in front of Ace on Monday morning.

But if you do, own it, and make sure it'll be talked about in the Café for years to come.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I think I could get away with it. I've got an innocent face. *bats eyelashes*

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 11, 2023 09:17 PM (aBJcM)

236 Right, but how do I put that in the comments?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

The same way as we share treats - hold it up close to the monitor or near the USB port.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 09:17 PM (qoGsy)

237 I have a wonderful Remington Model.700 and can pick off a jar of okra at over 600 yards. It's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Diogenes

You, sir, are a heathen.
Probably a dog-faced pony-heathen.
Good day, sir.
I say, Good Day!

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:17 PM (cPGH3)

238 Oh yeah, Mongolians are big broccoli eaters.
Posted by: fd
-----

A big dollop of Yak butter makes almost anything delectable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 09:18 PM (nEklA)

239 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2023 09:18 PM (8nbX+)

240 Mrs. Red: “Who are these people?”
Mrs. Red after MoMes: “Well, that was fun!”

Posted by: RI Red at September 11, 2023 09:18 PM (9qDFL)

241 The same way as we share treats - hold it up close to the monitor or near the USB port.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 09:17 PM (qoGsy)

LOL

Hi, Tonypete!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:18 PM (OX9vb)

242 I think I could get away with it. I've got an innocent face. *bats eyelashes*
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 11, 2023 09:17 PM (aBJcM)

Spoken like a true 'Ette!

Posted by: Iris at September 11, 2023 09:19 PM (n3DL0)

243 Pippa Middleton’s fine ass >>>>>>>>> AOC’s sweet, juicy booty

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:19 PM (xTRSc)

244 Oh yeah, Mongolians are big broccoli eaters.
Posted by: fd

And the Lama was a big hitter.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 09:19 PM (qoGsy)

245 I thought it was settled science that climate change has nothing to do with the dog face pony soldier syndrome.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 09:15 PM (9v4fU)

Stomps hoof on the floor three times.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:19 PM (uSHSS)

246 There is a reason the jets go thru Quarterbacks like shit thru a goose. The O line.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:12 PM (uSHSS)

Yeah - I kind of figured that Rodgers was going to regret this - he's regretting it now as they tape his ankle back onto his leg after 45 seconds into the game.

The Jet and Giant organizations are essentially not real businesses that take all aspects of their work serious, but really media fueled clown shows of laughable incompetence. Really sad considering how much $$ they make in this market.

Posted by: Boswell at September 11, 2023 09:19 PM (K+UlC)

247 Never get between a politician and a photo opportunity.

EV driver calls cops on Energy Secretary after her staff blocks charger with ICE car

https://tinyurl.com/2s4m5uzk

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 09:19 PM (9v4fU)

248 Hey Dash, how are you?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 09:19 PM (qoGsy)

249 ICE car?

Posted by: Snow Bat at September 11, 2023 09:21 PM (SYTee)

250 Leominster Ma, major flooding in city
-------

Say...aren't there a lot of Portuguese up there?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 09:21 PM (oLF0J)

251 It's very windy on the top of Mt. Everest but it's a piker compared to Mt. Washington in New Hampshire, which for a long while, was the windiest place on the planet, with wind speeds of 231 mph.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2023 09:22 PM (TGPs7)

252 ICE car?
Posted by: Snow Bat

Either a Zamboni or an Internal Combustion Engine vehicle.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 09:22 PM (qoGsy)

253 I have a wonderful Remington Model.700 and can pick off a jar of okra at over 600 yards. It's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Diogenes

You, sir, are a heathen.
Probably a dog-faced pony-heathen.
Good day, sir.
I say, Good Day!
Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:17 PM (cPGH3)
***

And I sir, demand satisfaction!
Feather pillows at 10 paces.
Name your second.
I got dibs on Nurse!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:22 PM (uSHSS)

254 Me: “CBD actually has a wife?”
Mrs. Red: “Well, I like her.”

Posted by: RI Red at September 11, 2023 09:22 PM (9qDFL)

255 248 Hey Dash, how are you?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 09:19 PM (qoGsy)

Great, thanks! Disappointed that I can't make Corsicana this year, though. *kicks dirt

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:23 PM (OX9vb)

256 So, Rodgers played for a few downs and is out for the season and will get paid how much?

He's smarter than he looks.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 09:23 PM (SVX08)

257 ICE car?
Posted by: Snow Bat

Woke hypocrisy is a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 09:23 PM (9v4fU)

258 It's very windy on the top of Mt. Everest but it's a piker compared to Mt. Washington in New Hampshire, which for a long while, was the windiest place on the planet, with wind speeds of 231 mph.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2023 09:22 PM (TGPs7)

The buildings are chained to the ground. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: RI Red at September 11, 2023 09:24 PM (9qDFL)

259 So, Rodgers played for a few downs and is out for the season and will get paid how much?

He's smarter than he looks.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 09:23 PM (SVX0

***

Heh.
At his age he may be done for good.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:24 PM (uSHSS)

260 And I sir, demand satisfaction!
Feather pillows at 10 paces.
Name your second.
I got dibs on Nurse!
Posted by: Diogenes

See that otter behind you?
That's my second!

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:24 PM (cPGH3)

261 So, Rodgers played for a few downs and is out for the season and will get paid how much?

He's smarter than he looks.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The prophecy of the psychedelic toads is fulfilled.

Posted by: Lost In Space at September 11, 2023 09:25 PM (9v4fU)

262 Right, but how do I put that in the comments?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:16 PM (OX9vb)

quick serach and ...there are image sharing sites - postimage dot org.

Just upload an image form your file and then post link.
I tried it works.

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:25 PM (V13WU)

263 *search

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:25 PM (V13WU)

264 Who represents the Bonapartes at Corsicana?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:25 PM (xTRSc)

265 en garde!

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:26 PM (cPGH3)

266 And I sir, demand satisfaction!
Feather pillows at 10 paces.
Name your second.
I got dibs on Nurse!
Posted by: Diogenes

I am honored to be your second, sir!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 09:26 PM (SVX08)

267 Disappointed that I can't make Corsicana this year, though. *kicks dirt
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I was up near your neighborhood this past weekend for a HS reunion. Next time I'll roll the window down as I drive past and say "Hey!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 11, 2023 09:26 PM (qoGsy)

268 250 Leominster Ma, major flooding in city
-------

Say...aren't there a lot of Portuguese up there?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 09:21 PM (oLF0J)

Probably, and now flooded with the same old illegals as everywhere else, but at one time, Leominster (pronounced Lemon-stir) was very French Canadian. That whole area of Northeast Mass was, including Lowell, the birthplace of Jack Kerouac.

Hit the road Jack Kerouac, beatnik blues...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2023 09:26 PM (TGPs7)

269 I find it weird that in those 'wEiRd & fUn FaCt' threads on Twitter they almost all have dozens of replies that are obvious AI bots regurgitating the same 'fact' or variations thereof.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2023 09:26 PM (IG4Id)

270 See that otter behind you?
That's my second!
Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:24 PM (cPGH3)

Let's talk thirds.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:27 PM (uSHSS)

271 I am honored to be your second, sir!
Posted by: nurse ratched,

Watch your six!

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:27 PM (cPGH3)

272 A duel! This close to sea otter appreciation week? Be better, people.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2023 09:28 PM (u73oe)

273 It's very windy on the top of Mt. Everest
Y'know who else was very windy?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 11, 2023 09:29 PM (RrZIx)

274 Someone could remake the old Badgers animation with otters.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 11, 2023 09:29 PM (k1Qly)

275 ...And so it began...
The Great Otter/Okra War of 2023...
No one wanted it. No one thought it would ever come to pass.
But that's what happens when okra-haters don't think of the chillin's...

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:30 PM (cPGH3)

276 I am honored to be your second, sir!
Posted by: nurse ratched,

Heh. Heh. Heh.
Take that okraphile!
You are doomed!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2023 09:30 PM (uSHSS)

277 Nike Permanently Closes Flagship Store In Portland
Nike is based in Beaverton, Oregon, which is a substantial inner-ring suburb of Portland. It is the fourth-largest employer in the area and only one out of two large employers that is not a health care system.

Update: Tim Pool @Timcast 12h
Nike requested special police detail to protect the store

Portland said no

Nike said later bitches

Portland said oh no

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 09:30 PM (krqg6)

278 Evening, Horde. Fixed a riding mower for a friend today, and got some wrench-twisting done on the home front, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2023 09:30 PM (5+JAj)

279
TunnelVision
Broccoli City

youtu.be/u_a8iwQL4VM

Posted by: zigzag at September 11, 2023 09:30 PM (dSUIW)

280 Sea otters are shellfish, but they can’t kelp it:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:31 PM (xTRSc)

281 The art of killing fire-ants.

Before viewing: "They are fire ants. Obviously you kill them with water."

After viewing: "Making water out of aluminum. Well played."

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2023 09:31 PM (DgGvY)

282 I want to thank each and every one of you that have made the journey to TX , you are my family

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 09:32 PM (oC0Io)

283 It's worth noting that this cybersecurity issue has not only affected MGM's Las Vegas properties but also appears to have impacted all of the company's locations, including regional resorts like MGM Springfield, MGM National Harbor, and the Empire City Casino.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 08:02 PM (krqg6)

(shakes give-a-fuck meter) Hmmm, does not appear to be broken...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2023 09:33 PM (5+JAj)

284 278 wrench-twisting on the home front

So you have a pole-dancing floor in your house?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:34 PM (xTRSc)

285 King Harv/Big Penguin

https://post___.cc/ppYnbz0n

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:35 PM (OX9vb)

286 (shakes give-a-fuck meter) Hmmm, does not appear to be broken...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

By all accounts, they still can take cash.
The only reason I could see to use a credit card (or debit) at a casino would be to take your losses legally to offset your (meager) winnings... which they will always report.

Posted by: MkY at September 11, 2023 09:36 PM (cPGH3)

287 Abso-f***ing-lutely shameless. The Biden administration asked for a mussel living in the Rio Grande to be listed as endangered. This would prevent the deployment of the buoys being used to make it more difficult for illegals to cross.

https://tinyurl.com/23vrte2n

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2023 09:37 PM (I/Qkd)

288 Nike said later bitches

Portland said oh no
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 09:30 PM (krqg6)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:38 PM (OX9vb)

289 >>> 77 Linus. I hope things are moving towards having you join us
Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 08:22 PM (bZR5x)

Thank you, Ben Had! I definitely want to attend; honestly I’m having a hard time convincing my better half. But I think I’ll talk her into it soon. Any advice for assuaging her fears that it’s not legit? Like she asks: You don’t know these people! How do you know it’s real? My answer: You don’t understand… I just know
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:26 PM (xT8gx)

Get a copy of The Deplorable Gourment.

Also, does she like bacon? or brownies?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 11, 2023 09:38 PM (llON8)

290 Gourmet.

That was a typo, can't blame autocucumber.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 11, 2023 09:39 PM (llON8)

291 When is the Texas MoMe?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:40 PM (xTRSc)

292 What exactly qualifies her as an academic?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2023 08:47 PM (I/Qkd)

She doesn't actually work?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2023 09:42 PM (5+JAj)

293
King Harv/Big Penguin

https://post___.cc/ppYnbz0n

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:35 PM (OX9vb)

hahahaha !!! King Harv rocks !! ( yeah had to plug in the missing 3 letters...)

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:43 PM (V13WU)

294 Bulg, Oct 20 /31

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 09:44 PM (oC0Io)

295 all accounts, they still can take cash.
The only reason I could see to use a credit card (or debit) at a casino would be to take your losses legally to offset your (meager) winnings... which they will always report.
Posted by: MkY at September
-----------

Not being able to enter your room is kind of a thing.

Also interesting to learn that the slots were online.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2023 09:44 PM (lCWOD)

296 >>> 148 MSNBC Wackjob Joy Reid Agrees Christianity is "Justification for Slavery and Genocide"

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It's like Jesus said at the Sermon On the Mount. "Blessed are the slave catchers and genocidal murderers for theirs is White Supremacist Heaven."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 11, 2023 08:54 PM (FVME7)

Good lord what a stupid bint.

Posted by: William Wilberforce at September 11, 2023 09:44 PM (llON8)

297 A wine post...

I'm all in.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 11, 2023 09:44 PM (UsQA1)

298 SiD - I ran 10K on my bionic knee Saturday. Ran is the wrong word. Jogged slowly… but so far, so good
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:56 PM (xT8gx)

Should have got a made-in-USA knee. Then you could have run six miles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2023 09:44 PM (5+JAj)

299 Oh, didn't realize it would remove ___.

So, if anyone else wants to see it, replace that underscore with ___.

https://post___.cc/ppYnbz0n

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:46 PM (OX9vb)

300 Now I have to buy some King Harv and I don't even drink coffee!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 11, 2023 09:46 PM (ouTlx)

301 294 Oct. 20 or Oct. 31?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:46 PM (xTRSc)

302 i m g

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:46 PM (OX9vb)

303 Clearly, I am too dumb to work the internets. Time for bed. Good night, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 11, 2023 09:48 PM (OX9vb)

304 Replace with i m g (nospaces)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 11, 2023 09:48 PM (ouTlx)

305 SiD - I ran 10K on my bionic knee Saturday. Ran is the wrong word. Jogged slowly… but so far, so good
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 11, 2023 08:56 PM (xT8gx)

Should have got a made-in-USA knee. Then you could have run six miles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2023 09:44 PM (5+JAj)

Get the Made In Canada knee with the built in Bluetooth speaker that blasts Rush 24/7.

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2023 09:48 PM (8nbX+)

306 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's in the sidebar.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 11, 2023 09:49 PM (4wq+Z)

307 Am I the only one who can’t view the sidebar on my phone when I’m in the comments?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:50 PM (xTRSc)

308 Bulg. October 20/21. Info on the left sidebar

Posted by: Ben Had at September 11, 2023 09:51 PM (oC0Io)

309 >>> 301 294 Oct. 20 or Oct. 31?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:46 PM (xTRSc)

20 and 21.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 11, 2023 09:51 PM (llON8)

310 <<< it's in the left sidebar too

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 11, 2023 09:51 PM (llON8)

311 When is the Texas MoMe?

The date has been posted all over the blog. Weasel highlights it every Sunday on his gub thread.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 11, 2023 09:52 PM (V8he0)

312 >>> 307 Am I the only one who can’t view the sidebar on my phone when I’m in the comments?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:50 PM (xTRSc)

Well darn. It's been a long time since I used my phone, so I can't remember.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 11, 2023 09:52 PM (llON8)

313 Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

----
So Ace is now DisExp for short.

Posted by: Ciampino - 9/11 will we ever know the truth? at September 11, 2023 09:52 PM (qfLjt)

314 Get the Made In Canada knee with the built in Bluetooth speaker that blasts Rush 24/7.
Posted by: Robert
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Doesn't Canada offer just assisted suicide for knee pain now?

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 11, 2023 09:52 PM (aBJcM)

315 Oct. 20-21, got it. Thanks.

A two-day MoMe? How does anyone survive that?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:53 PM (xTRSc)

316 So you have a pole-dancing floor in your house?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:34 PM (xTRSc)

Sadly, no. But it's a fine idea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2023 09:53 PM (5+JAj)

317 @Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! - thanks: here is one for you :

https://ibb.co/jDhxJHb

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2023 09:54 PM (V13WU)

318 Oh, didn't realize it would remove ___.
So, if anyone else wants to see it, replace that underscore with ___.
https://post___.cc/ppYnbz0n
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

img! img! img!

* makes funny faces at the server hamsters *

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2023 09:54 PM (DgGvY)

319 Mount Everest, 8848.86 meters on the sea level.

The wind speed record on the summit is over 285 km/h (177 mph). The extremely strong and dangerous winds can even blow climbers off the Mt. Everest.

[📹 Gesman Tamang]pic.twitter.com/z5lcOSxfi6
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 11, 2023

========
Being blown-off or slipping and falling-off one of Everest's three main ridges (W, NE, and S) is BAD for your health.

Here's an Everest contour map. Contour line interval is 40 vertical meters (approx. 157 feet)

https://tinyurl.com/mswuskt9

Posted by: GL at September 11, 2023 09:55 PM (5fDan)

320 https://postIMG.cc/ppYnbz0n

Capitalize; and cut & paste in the URL window still opens the IMAGE alright.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 11, 2023 09:56 PM (krqg6)

321 You say Rainbow Eucalyptus. I say Skittle Tree.

Posted by: Kevin in WI at September 11, 2023 09:58 PM (6+jLU)

322 Why are people giving Mt. Everest’s height in those commie metric units?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:59 PM (xTRSc)

323 Doesn't Canada offer just assisted suicide for knee pain now?
Posted by: screaming in digital

Also for breathing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 10:00 PM (yowpl)

324 Why are people giving Mt. Everest’s height in those commie metric units?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Wait until we start using British accents. Instant credibility.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 10:01 PM (/pD2r)

325
Wait until we start using British accents. Instant credibility.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

True as long as you don't say Jaguar.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 10:02 PM (yowpl)

326 The F5s have left the Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 10:02 PM (yowpl)

327 322 Why are people giving Mt. Everest’s height in those commie metric units?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 11, 2023 09:59 PM (xTRSc)

To increase their Social Credit points.

(It would be a hoot if Slow Joe used metric units for something, and a reporter asked what it is in Imperial units.)

Posted by: GL at September 11, 2023 10:04 PM (5fDan)

328 NOOD ONT

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 11, 2023 10:15 PM (yowpl)

329
True as long as you don't say Jaguar.
Posted by: AZ
------

Aluminum, or, lieutenant

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 10:16 PM (g75ie)

330 Pronounced 'Newt', now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2023 10:17 PM (g75ie)

331 I wanted to thank you for this wonderful read!!
I definitely enjoyed every bit of it. I have got you saved as a favorite to check
out new stuff you post…

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