LOL: Meltbrain Woke Degenerate Howard Stern Is So Off His Nut About Covid That He's Fighting With His (Trophy) Wife

Oh no I hope this doesn't impair his ability to make innovative, cutting-edge comedy that isn't just an endless rehash of old schticks from 30 years ago.

For background, Howard Stern has not gone into work since the start of the covid fear-seeding. He does his show from his basement.

He doesn't go out. His fake Hollywood friends have to plead with him just to get him to leave the house once a year.

The germ-fearing "King of All Media" has finally emerged from his "apocalypse bunker."
Infamous germaphobe and COVID-fearing Howard Stern -- who has been broadcasting from home since March 2020 -- went out to dinner in public for the first time since the start of the pandemic.
Stern, 68, dined at Israeli restaurant Laser Wolf in Williamsburg on Saturday night with a host of stars, including Jennifer Aniston, close friend Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Hamm, Justin Theroux and Jason Bateman.
A fellow diner snapped a photo, which showed a maskless Stern chatting with Hamm, as Kimmel sat nearby, and submitted it to celebrity Instagram account DeuxMoi.
Another diner told us, "Howard was there without even a mask. They all sat at a large table, Howard was seated next to Jimmy and also at one point seemed to be in deep conversation with Jon Hamm. Stern told restaurant staff this was his first night out since the start of the pandemic."
Despite his dinner with the host of A-listers, Stern insists he wants to remain a hermit due to his COVID consternation and called the outing "exhausting."
"I really had an exhausting weekend, emotionally, physically," he said on his radio show Monday. "For the first time in two years I ventured out of the house."
He continued about the dinner, "It was too much for me. It was too much. I haven't been out in two years."
Stern explained that Kimmel invited him and his wife, Beth Ostrosky, to the outing, and while Ostrosky was excited by the offer, Stern was skeptical.
"I said to my wife, 'I don't want to go, I'm in a panic, I don't want to get COVID.'"
Adding that he and Ostrosky were vaccinated, Stern continued, "I know our president has told us the pandemic is over and everyone is walking around without masks ... I still just don't want to get COVID."
Stern has previously described himself as being "super paranoid about diseases and germs."

Apparently since then, Stern has gone out a few times.

But then the media he trusts and wants the approval of told him that there was a New and Improved Scary Variant and Stern has locked himself in his basement again, sparking fights with his wife, who did not sign up for this crap.

She signed up to marry a much-older creep, but not to live like a hermit. She wants to spend his money, not listen to him masturbating in the basement.

Radio host Howard Stern recently admitted that his paranoia over a new strain of COVID-19 has gotten him into a fight with his wife.
During a Wednesday segment of his Sirius XM radio show, the shock jock conceded that he's paranoid and "neurotic," especially when it comes to the virus, and noted that his wife, Beth Ostrosky Stern, is less so.
As he explained, this has led to tension and arguments with her as media outlets have been warning about a new coronavirus strain and his wife wants to go out and socialize.
The topic came up when a guest caller asked the radio host whether he thought it was risky to return to the studio for his show amid the new warnings about another COVID-19 outbreak.
Stern admitted the fear of getting sick has been weighing on him and his relationship.
He said, "I'm going crazy with this. My wife yelled at me last night. We got into a fight."
He added, "You know how paranoid I am about getting COVID. I haven't gotten it, and I'm pretty safe, and I really don't want to get it."
...
Mentioning how his wife has less to worry about than him, he added, "You know, my wife's considerably younger than me, as you might have heard. And you know, she's not as concerned about getting COVID as I am, because, you know, I'm an older dude."
Howard is 69 years old; Beth is 51.
"Beth has a bunch of plans. She has like a wedding shower to go to and lunch to go to with a friend and a dinner and a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, you know, we're really making an effort. We go out to restaurants. We went to the Ed Sheeran concert. We've really been out there. I haven't gotten COVID. And I'm like, you know what? If I get it, I get it," he said.
Stern said, "Then all of a sudden they announce there's a new strain of COVID and it's on the rise. And, you know, people are being hospitalized. 'It's time to go back down into lockdown.' And I'm like, you mean I'm just emerging, and now I'm going back into lockdown!"
He also explained how the argument with his wife went over his COVID concerns: "She goes, 'That's what you do. Every time I say I'm going to do something, you bring up COVID.'" Giving his reply to her, he said, "I'm just telling you, I'm scared. Am I wrong?"

Couldn't happen to a sweller guy.

Posted by: Ace at 04:35 PM

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1 he has always been a choad

Posted by: bored383 at September 07, 2023 04:38 PM (4Kzkx)

2 Stern said, "Then all of a sudden they announce there's a new strain of COVID and it's on the rise. And, you know, people are being hospitalized. 'It's time to go back down into lockdown.' And I'm like, you mean I'm just emerging, and now I'm going back into lockdown!"

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No, the only solution is to wrap your head in a plastic bag with no openings. It's the only way to be safe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 07, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

3 Imagine being that much of a pussy. I hope she cheats and takes half his shit

Posted by: Mr pink at September 07, 2023 04:39 PM (WIlyy)

4 So, you know, we're really making an effort. We go out to restaurants. We went to the Ed Sheeran concert.

So...is Stern the bitch in this relationship, or just gay?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)

5 I was never a Howard Stern fan, so his madness doesn't affect me.

So...fuck him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 07, 2023 04:39 PM (xcxpd)

6 Who?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 07, 2023 04:40 PM (60ahJ)

7 And people call me crazy!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at September 07, 2023 04:40 PM (2YtOq)

8 Never, ever liked Howard Stern. Just find him entirely unfunny. Comedy, like art and hot women, is subjective and everyone has their own opinion.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023 04:40 PM (T/Lqj)

9 She needs one of those friends in her ear. “You go queen! You are only 51 years old yoh can find someone else and be happy! Do you want to spend the next 15 years never leaving your house! You are in the prime of your life girlfriend. Oh btw look at the bartender he’s hot and 30!

Posted by: Mr pink at September 07, 2023 04:41 PM (WIlyy)

10 So...is Stern the bitch in this relationship, or just gay?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)
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Not an "either or" situation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 04:41 PM (2YtOq)

11 Jesus, Howard go outside and get some sun!

Posted by: Howard Hughes at September 07, 2023 04:41 PM (gmo/4)

12 10 So...is Stern the bitch in this relationship, or just gay?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)
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Not an "either or" situation.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 04:41 PM

Ah, yes....I forgot to embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 04:42 PM (wGv0u)

13 He's hiding in his basement? What's the downside here?

Posted by: Roy at September 07, 2023 04:42 PM (8rj+T)

14 11 Jesus, Howard go outside and get some sun!
Posted by: Howard Hughes at September 07, 2023 04:41 PM (gmo/4)

========

Quarantine.

Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E.

Quarantine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 07, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

15 Howard is 69 years old;
__________

The voice of young people everywhere.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 07, 2023 04:42 PM (lf83v)

16 4 So, you know, we're really making an effort. We go out to restaurants. We went to the Ed Sheeran concert.

So...is Stern the bitch in this relationship, or just gay?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)

Allegedly, Stern did start experimenting with gay sex a few years back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 07, 2023 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

17 The only thing I'll give Stern props for is casting that babe Mary McCormack in his movie.

And I liked Robin Quivers, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 04:42 PM (xTRSc)

18 the King of All Media is just embracing his inner doddering Old Man.

his wife's going to have to hire a home companion for him soon

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (fj2oJ)

19 Howard Stern

Is. Not. Funny.

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

20 Willowed: 267 Oh, please, please tell me [Ernest Borgnine] didn't do it with Racquel.

Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023

***
No. Robert Culp did, but not the three goofy-but-dangerous criminals, Borgnine, Jack Elam, and Strother Martin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (J2vNu)

21 What a fvcking pussy-ass bitch.

Posted by: XTC at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (UnA8+)

22 At least HH had good reason for his paranoia. Test piloting a couple of airplanes into the ground coupled with opiates after surgery will do that to a guy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (2YtOq)

23 Lots of people were broken by a relatively minor disease.

They've apparently never been faced with their own mortality.

I can only imagine what a REAL epidemic would do to them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (N1tpc)

24 A guy named Hamm at an Israeli restaurant? Not very kosher

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM (43q0X)

25 Carrying forward the discussion on the new James Bond... I propose someone to address the ageism in the series. You guessed it, Joe Biden is the next James Bond! He's going to resign as President to begin work on his new role. He'll go after a food mogul who wants to end all sales and manufacture of ice cream.

Rachel Levine has been cast as his Bond Girl.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM (mNmNo)

26 23 Lots of people were broken by a relatively minor disease.

They've apparently never been faced with their own mortality.

I can only imagine what a REAL epidemic would do to them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (N1tpc)

=======

We fought the revolution during a smallpox epidemic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

27
She signed up to marry a much-older creep, but not to live like a hermit. She wants to spend his money, not listen to him masturbating in the basement.

+++++++++++++

Jill Biden can relate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM (lCaJd)

28 Howard Stern and David Letterman need to just move into a nursing home together.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM (lf83v)

29 A guy named Hamm at an Israeli restaurant? Not very kosher
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM (43q0X)

Was Kevin Bacon there?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (T/Lqj)

30 23 Lots of people were broken by a relatively minor disease.

They've apparently never been faced with their own mortality.

I can only imagine what a REAL epidemic would do to them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM

Maybe some time on the Ukrainian front fighting the Russians might give them a little perspective?

Posted by: Military Moron at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (wGv0u)

31 Ugly, mentally ill man, who isn't funny, acts mentally ill. I'm glad he's so miserable in his fear. Not very nice of me, I'll admit.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (mupln)

32
By the way, what's an "Israeli restaurant"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (lCaJd)

33 29 A guy named Hamm at an Israeli restaurant? Not very kosher
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM (43q0X)

Was Kevin Bacon there?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (T/Lqj)

Ha! That's really good

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2023 04:46 PM (/iWhV)

34 20 Robert Culp's not much better, in my opinion.

But then, anyone other than me doing it with Raquel would be a less than optimal outcome in any case.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 04:46 PM (xTRSc)

35 A guy named Hamm at an Israeli restaurant? Not very kosher
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2023
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Was Kevin Bacon there?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023

***
Yeah, it was a real sausage fest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 07, 2023 04:46 PM (J2vNu)

36 ewwww

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 07, 2023 04:46 PM (T5lnw)

37 31 Ugly, mentally ill man, who isn't funny, acts mentally ill. I'm glad he's so miserable in his fear. Not very nice of me, I'll admit.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (mupln)

I hope it drives him so insane that he's eventually found rolling naked in a pile of his own feces.

Posted by: XTC at September 07, 2023 04:46 PM (UnA8+)

38 Never found him funny. Whiner, bitchy, bag of wind. If he is starting his day with his medications, they are not working.

Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2023 04:46 PM (2bFN5)

39 He should know Covid is airborne, so he's only safe if he removes all air frim his bunker, possibly with a plastic bag, over his head.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 07, 2023 04:47 PM (O3H6G)

40 Meh. He's a dumbass and so he's gonna do dumbassery. Let him be and just ignore him or laugh at him. When his 'trophy wife' dumps him for being a dumbass, just laugh more. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 07, 2023 04:47 PM (YRsIm)

41 Stern has gone full Howard Hughes.

You never go full Hughes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2023 04:47 PM (aD39U)

42 Rachel Levine has been cast as his Bond Girl.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM

I auditioned, but they said I was too "classically beautiful", and they were trying to promote "alternative, modern beauty standards". Curse my pretty face and tight, sexy little body!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 07, 2023 04:47 PM (JCZqz)

43 32
By the way, what's an "Israeli restaurant"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (lCaJd)

Last time I was in Kansas City, I got taken to a "Palestinian" deli. The food was indistinguishable from every other Eastern Med food I've ever had.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2023 04:47 PM (N3zMI)

44 Lots of people were broken by a relatively minor disease.

They've apparently never been faced with their own mortality.

I can only imagine what a REAL epidemic would do to them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (N1tpc)

-----------

Out: The Seventh Seal.
In: The Seventh Squeal.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 07, 2023 04:47 PM (D7eA4)

45 Maybe Beth will leave his pussy ass and clean him out. Then she will get hit by a bus. Then nobody will have to listen to this retarded shit anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2023 04:47 PM (fZEM+)

46 Yet another broken person.

We went to visit an out-of-town relative. Before our trip several of our in-town relatives, with whom we had interacted, had come down with Covid. We got daily calls both before travel day and after we got home -- "How are you doing?" -- trying to be casual but obviously anxious that we might bring Covid germs with us.

Annoying, but I remained smugly uninfected. "We're great! How are you?"

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2023 04:48 PM (Sf2cq)

47 Ted Hitchcock. If you say his name fast, it sounds like Ten Inch Cock.

Posted by: Shoresy at September 07, 2023 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

48 I remember being 12-13 years old, working with my father and uncle at one of their construction jobs. Mornings were always Stern followed by Rush.

Thinking on it now, that version of Stern and Rush would mercilessly crush this version of Stern.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 07, 2023 04:48 PM (KbCG3)

49 The amount of microbes , bacteria, fungus and viruses that the guests on his show breathed out within feet of him apparently doesn't register with him. COVID is nothing compared to what the porn stars and drug addicts exposed him to

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2023 04:48 PM (43q0X)

50 I find it funnier Logan Paul is gonna marry some girl all of Hollywood already tan thru than this dude living alone like a cat lacy

Posted by: Mr pink at September 07, 2023 04:49 PM (WIlyy)

51
Last time I was in Kansas City, I got taken to a "Palestinian" deli. The food was indistinguishable from every other Eastern Med food I've ever had.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

++++++++++++

I was going to ask, Jewish deli? Or upscale version thereof?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 04:49 PM (lCaJd)

52 Rachel Levine has been cast as his Bond Girl.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM

Poonfaker.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2023 04:49 PM (fZEM+)

53 32
By the way, what's an "Israeli restaurant"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (lCaJd)

"No Goys Allowed" is my guess.

Posted by: XTC at September 07, 2023 04:49 PM (UnA8+)

54 he sounds like a pussy

Posted by: DB - no explanation, really at September 07, 2023 04:49 PM (geLO8)

55 His wife should inject him with Covid or something, to help him get over it.

Posted by: PG at September 07, 2023 04:50 PM (afPT4)

56 @23: "Lots of people were broken by a relatively minor disease."

To be fair, some were broken by the disease, but most were broken by a constantly compounding stream of fear mongering reactions in media and politics.

We always hear warnings about mob justice spiraling outta control, but few ever talk about mob neuroticism.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 07, 2023 04:50 PM (k1Qly)

57 So, he's become my parents, who have been terrorized into not even being able to come to my daughter's wedding because the media has convinced them that the big, bad COVID monster will eat them once they set foot out of the door. However much you hate the corporate media, it isn't enough.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 07, 2023 04:50 PM (CwhoI)

58 55 His wife should inject him with Covid or something, to help him get over it.
Posted by: PG at September 07, 2023 04:50 PM (afPT4)

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Bets that he already got the worst kind of covid?

The one that shows up negative on tests and has no symptoms?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 07, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

59 By the way, what's an "Israeli restaurant"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (lCaJd)

It's usually a modern take on classic Middle Eastern food. I have been to a few, and they were worthwhile.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2023 04:50 PM (lQONO)

60 Robert Culp's not much better, in my opinion.

But then, anyone other than me doing it with Raquel would be a less than optimal outcome in any case.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023

***
He does not look like the Culp of the I Spy days in this film: He's shaggier, bearded, mustachioed. Fits the character quite well. He teaches Raquel how to shoot -- and even more important, how to survive a gunfight.

Christopher Lee is in it too in a sympathetic role. The movie is from 1971, thus it features Raquel in her prime.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 07, 2023 04:51 PM (J2vNu)

61 By the way, what's an "Israeli restaurant"?
__________

Try the Golda Meir Chicken. The Menachim Begin Matzoh is to die for. Stay away from the Moshe Dayan Bourekas will give you a Six-Day War in your מאָגן.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 07, 2023 04:51 PM (lf83v)

62 @26: "We fought the revolution during a smallpox epidemic."

Memory and wisdom like this is why I've stuck around here.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 07, 2023 04:51 PM (k1Qly)

63 They are broken people.

Posted by: rd at September 07, 2023 04:51 PM (oTx7V)

64 By the way, what's an "Israeli restaurant"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 04:45 PM (lCaJd)

Falafels, humus, baba ganoush.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2023 04:51 PM (aD39U)

65 lol Howie

HILARIOUS

and btw what is it with these Howie's? Mandel and Stern, but germaphobes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 07, 2023 04:51 PM (AcWfM)

66 Christopher Lee is in it too in a sympathetic role. The movie is from 1971, thus it features Raquel in her prime.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 07, 2023 04:51 PM (J2vNu)
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"Yer britches are wet."

"So's your tongue."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (2YtOq)

67 >>> 23 Lots of people were broken by a relatively minor disease.

They've apparently never been faced with their own mortality.

I can only imagine what a REAL epidemic would do to them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (N1tpc)

I really wonder if some of these idiots thought they were going to live forever.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (llON8)

68 Last time I was in Kansas City, I got taken to a "Palestinian" deli. The food was indistinguishable from every other Eastern Med food I've ever had.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Were The Kansas City Faggots dancing ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (T4tVD)

69 I think we should be concerned about this new variant. They're going to use it to shutdown the country and steal another election. That's very concerning.

Posted by: InZona at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (+AJSk)

70 And now the rain. No need to water the pachysandra today!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (N3zMI)

71 we have a good Israeli restaurant in Philly - Zahav

it's really really nice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (AcWfM)

72 Thankfully, even the rabid Covidians at DU are reporting all sorts of optimistic headlines on COVID recently, so we have nothing to worry about...right?

Early lab tests suggest new Covid-19 variant BA.2.86 may be less contagious and less immune-evasive
Source: CNN Health

Lab data suggests new COVID booster will protect against worrisome variant
Source: NPR

Moderna, Pfizer say updated COVID shots generate strong response vs newer variant
Source: Reuters

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (JCZqz)

73 @41: "Stern has gone full Howard Hughes."

He's also making Howie Mandel look like mostly sane by comparison.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (k1Qly)

74 Most Eastern Mediterranean food is the same: Pilaf, lamb, chicken, some kind of sauce, etc.

I like it, but it's all basically the same.

But, on principle, I won't go into any place that advertises that it's "halal." Except if I'm in the mood for doner kabob.

Mmmmm... doner kabob...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (xTRSc)

75 67 I really wonder if some of these idiots thought they were going to live forever.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (llON

You'd be disappointed in just how many extremely wealthy people thought The Singularity was coming within their lifetime.

Posted by: XTC at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (UnA8+)

76 72 Early lab tests suggest new Covid-19 variant BA.2.86 may be less contagious and less immune-evasive
Source: CNN Health

Lab data suggests new COVID booster will protect against worrisome variant
Source: NPR

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (JCZqz)

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Remember when anti-science haters said that diseases mutate to be less deadly over time?

I hate those people. They were right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

77 You knew Howard was a Fraud when he banned O&A from mentioning his name on air by the CEO of the Company. What a Fraud,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (cxG4V)

78 He does not look like the Culp of the I Spy days in this film: He's shaggier, bearded, mustachioed. Fits the character quite well. He teaches Raquel how to shoot -- and even more important, how to survive a gunfight.

Christopher Lee is in it too in a sympathetic role. The movie is from 1971, thus it features Raquel in her prime.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 07, 2023 04:51 PM (J2vNu)

It's really worth seeing.
Raquel really needed to make more movies. Too bad nobody wrote roles for her worth seeing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

79 Just leave this pitiable he bitch and spend his money on appletinis and cabana boys. He lives in New York City, right? And it's COVID that scares him so? Not the feral animals beating old women in the subway?

This guy can fuck right off a cliff into a sea of fire.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (tRd71)

80 57 So, he's become my parents, who have been terrorized into not even being able to come to my daughter's wedding because the media has convinced them that the big, bad COVID monster will eat them once they set foot out of the door. However much you hate the corporate media, it isn't enough.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 07, 2023 04:50 PM (CwhoI)

That is very sad. I wish the practice of realistic risk assessment was contagious.

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (Sf2cq)

81 (Trophy) Wife

Her taxidermy head is mounted over the fireplace?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 07, 2023 04:54 PM (Os3Lc)

82 You'd be disappointed in just how many extremely wealthy people thought The Singularity was coming within their lifetime.

yep

they really honestly do think they will live forever

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 07, 2023 04:54 PM (AcWfM)

83 67 >>> 23 Lots of people were broken by a relatively minor disease.

They've apparently never been faced with their own mortality.

I can only imagine what a REAL epidemic would do to them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 07, 2023 04:43 PM (N1tpc)

I really wonder if some of these idiots thought they were going to live forever.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (llON

They were scared by a media onslaught that wouldn't allow them a second to consider that whole families and towns weren't being wiped out.

The fear porn was too great to look away, apparently.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 07, 2023 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

84 If he chooses to hide, so be it. If he also chooses to screw up his marriage because of it, more power to him. He can live his life as he pleases.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 07, 2023 04:54 PM (BdMk6)

85 Does Stern have a nut? He ran that Small Penis Contest on his show because of his small penis. Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 07, 2023 04:54 PM (ju2Fy)

86 we have a good Israeli restaurant in Philly - Zahav

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 07, 2023 04:52 PM (AcWfM)

Great food.

The second time I went the greeter was a smug little c*cksucker who had an inflated sense of his own importance.

I doubt I will be going back.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2023 04:55 PM (lQONO)

87 “Close friend jimmy Kimmel” has anything more pathetic ever been written?

Posted by: Allen at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (lFLgt)

88 >>> 76

=======

Remember when anti-science haters said that diseases mutate to be less deadly over time?

I hate those people. They were right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

You probably believe in the "immune system", you Science! Denier!!!

Posted by: leftists at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (llON8)

89 >>>I got taken to a "Palestinian" deli. The food was indistinguishable from every other Eastern Med food I've ever had.

Sorry, our bomb supplier was running late that day.

Posted by: Pally Want a Cracker Deli and Grocery at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (CwhoI)

90 It's really worth seeing.
Raquel really needed to make more movies. Too bad nobody wrote roles for her worth seeing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 07, 2023

***
Raquel was never a top-notch actress; her range was sort of limited (though she displayed a flair for comedy later).
But she always lit up the screen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (J2vNu)

91 It's really worth seeing.
Raquel really needed to make more movies. Too bad nobody wrote roles for her worth seeing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 07, 2023 04:53 PM (xcxpd)
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You mean Racquel's role in "Mother, Jugs & Speed" might not have been a cinematic tour de force?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (2YtOq)

92 @75: "... The Singularity was coming within their lifetime."

Always approaching, and never arriving; infinity is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (k1Qly)

93 Why do people still listen to this weirdo?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (NpAcC)

94 The second time I went the greeter was a smug little c*cksucker who had an inflated sense of his own importance.

I doubt I will be going back.

oh gosh sorry! wow

they just opened a really nice no-reservations outdoor cafe - I love it

very pretty

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (AcWfM)

95 Raquel in her prime

*Bulgaroctonus gets shot at the ditch's edge with this vision in his mind*

*Bulgaroctonus still dies a happy man*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (xTRSc)

96 (Trophy) Wife
Gives me vibes of the Godfather horse head scene.

Posted by: scampydog at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (2bFN5)

97 89 Sorry, our bomb supplier was running late that day.
Posted by: Pally Want a Cracker Deli and Grocery at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (CwhoI)

Try the Hamas Hummus.

It's EXPLODING!!!!

...with flavor.

Posted by: XTC at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (UnA8+)

98 Giving his reply to her, he said, "I'm just telling you, I'm scared. Am I wrong?"
---
Yes. Yes you are. You are letting your fear control you instead of the other way around.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (YIVH2)

99 Time for me to wind things up and head home, folen. Got writing group tonight. One of my last times going, I hope.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (J2vNu)

100 >>>“Close friend jimmy Kimmel” has anything more pathetic ever been written?

Try "Close friend Howard Stern" on for size.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (CwhoI)

101 A guy named Hamm at an Israeli restaurant? Not very kosher
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Was Kevin Bacon there?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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And David Hogg for bathroom blowjobs??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (krqg6)

102 He used to hang out with porn stars and whores and is worried about Covid?

Posted by: NC Kate at September 07, 2023 04:58 PM (an6os)

103 Turd is as turd does

Posted by: Turd Ferguson Lives! at September 07, 2023 04:58 PM (Eqssc)

104 We have lots of Jewfood around here but the ones I know all go to an Afghan place that's been around forever.

Mideast, everything kinda overlaps.

Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2023 04:58 PM (8erNz)

105 OH NO!

Anyway….

Posted by: Blutarski at September 07, 2023 04:58 PM (Fwuhb)

106 Never been to an Israeli restaurant but I've been to several that call themselves Middle Eastern. Usually they have a rotisserie with the meat stack in the front window. What is that called? Schwarma? or something like that.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 04:59 PM (MeG8a)

107 Oh, no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Snore at September 07, 2023 04:59 PM (NBVIP)

108 87 “Close friend jimmy Kimmel” has anything more pathetic ever been written?
Posted by: Allen at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM

"TikTok influencer (insert any name here)"?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 04:59 PM (JCZqz)

109 By the way, what's an "Israeli restaurant"?
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One built upon the blood of Palestinian street vendors!

Posted by: al-jazeera restaurant and food critic at September 07, 2023 04:59 PM (krqg6)

110 They've apparently never been faced with their own mortality.

Because they don't believe in GOD and the salvation of their eternal soul.

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2023 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

111 >>>He used to hang out with porn stars and whores and is worried about Covid?

That's no way to talk about Jason Bateman.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 07, 2023 04:59 PM (CwhoI)

112 He’s psychotic… no neurotic.. wait.. nah, I’m going with psychotic, psychotic pervy nutter…

Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2023 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

113 Raquel really needed to make more movies. Too bad nobody wrote roles for her worth seeing.

Raquel was always woth seeing. "Raquel Reads the Phone Book" would've been worth seeing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:00 PM (xTRSc)

114 they just opened a really nice no-reservations outdoor cafe - I love it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 07, 2023 04:56 PM (AcWfM)

Hmmm...

I was really put off by that experience.

We walked in without a reservation, but the guy said that we would be able sit down in an hour. So we went down the street for a cocktail (great place!), came back, and he looked down at us like we were hicks from Kansas. "Oh...'an hour' was just an estimate. You'll have to wait a lot longer."

Our first meal there was excellent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2023 05:00 PM (lQONO)

115 110 Because they don't believe in GOD and the salvation of their eternal soul.
Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2023 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

To them, "God" is the power to demand somebody's death, and receive it on said demand.

Posted by: XTC at September 07, 2023 05:00 PM (UnA8+)

116 Rachel Levine has been cast as his Bond Girl.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2023 04:44 PM

Poonfaker.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2023 04:49 PM (fZEM+)

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Thunderballs.
Proctopussy.
GoldBrownEye.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 07, 2023 05:00 PM (D7eA4)

117 Giving his reply to her, he said, "I'm just telling you, I'm scared. Am I wrong?"

The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

Posted by: Herger the Joyous at September 07, 2023 05:01 PM (aD39U)

118 I bet right now Beth is considering hanging out with some friends with the WuFlu and then giving Stern the makeout sessions of his life.

Unfortunately for her COVID is not going to get rid of her lesbian aunt looking husband.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2023 05:01 PM (lc5cP)

119 That request comes after members of the grand jury that indicted Trump and his allies in August for a sweeping racketeering conspiracy had their personal information published on a far-right website.

Doxxed? They went on a 50 state media blitz!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2023 05:01 PM (wsSEe)

120 COVID lunatics are a solid part of the Democrat constituency now

Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (FQmDC)

121 We walked in without a reservation, but the guy said that we would be able sit down in an hour. So we went down the street for a cocktail (great place!), came back, and he looked down at us like we were hicks from Kansas. "Oh...'an hour' was just an estimate. You'll have to wait a lot longer."

it can get pretty crazy downtown

Zahav is known for how hard a reservation is to get! so it's frustrating when you go to places and they are all "no reservation no seating" but you see empty tables everywhere? people reserve and don't show. it even happens at places that will charge you!

so they've had problems with how hard it is to reserve so they opened the (more casual but same food) outdoor area just for walk ins. it's really cool.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (AcWfM)

122 o, he's become my parents, who have been terrorized into not even being able to come to my daughter's wedding because the media has convinced them that the big, bad COVID monster will eat them once they set foot out of the door. However much you hate the corporate media, it isn't enough.

--

My dad is 88 and has barely, and I mean barely, left the house since covid cooties.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (mupln)

123 I found him funny, sure it was 20+ years ago but I did.
His stuff is stale now, and apparently he is crazy as a $hithouse rat...
I hope he finds the strength to get over himself and embrace his mortality.

Posted by: Inogame at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (53oGX)

124
Unfortunately for her COVID is not going to get rid of her lesbian aunt looking husband.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 07, 2023 05:01 PM (lc5cP)
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Dr. Admiral Levine at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (2YtOq)

125 Heh.. just had lunch with my pastor. He said if the Covid nonsense ramps up again the church will definitely be open no matter what the gubmint says.. he said that John MacArthur is the role model for every Christian pastor…

Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (PCK5/)

126 The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing. Posted by: Herger the Joyous

Triple-point score there.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (CwhoI)

127
Cower in place, asshat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (xG4kz)

128 Has Muldoon chimed in on this thread yet? Metric shit-tons of material (let's not get into different flavors of 'ton')

Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (8erNz)

129 Howard is off his rocker, better yet should be on his rocker

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2023 05:03 PM (fwDg9)

130 56 @23: "Lots of people were broken by a relatively minor disease."

To be fair, some were broken by the disease, but most were broken by a constantly compounding stream of fear mongering reactions in media and politics.

We always hear warnings about mob justice spiraling outta control, but few ever talk about mob neuroticism.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 07, 2023 04:50 PM (k1Qly)

Mob justice.. is that like all the pending backlashes we are constantly warned could be coming?

Posted by: Inogame at September 07, 2023 05:03 PM (53oGX)

131 So he went out to dinner with a bunch of fags. Howard should be more afraid of getting Monkeypox.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2023 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

132 You are letting your fear control you instead of the other way around.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (YIVH2)

The catastrophic failure of any sense of proportion, or any objective analysis of the data are what make me chuckle.

Risk assessment is an important part of navigating this life, and he is failing miserably.

And yes...I am smiling!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2023 05:03 PM (lQONO)

133 Hey gang.
I've started writing some random stuph that may or may not be of amusement to people.
Any old how.
So far... I have named it "The Novel about nothing by Noah Bawdy."

I'd like to have some of you take a gander at it and provide some feedback if possible.

My address (Among many) is Noah.Bawdy at Gmail dot com I'd be overjoyed (Joy always waz pretty hot) if you like 2 c what this old lump of coal has slapped together.

Mahalo

Noah Bawdy

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 07, 2023 05:03 PM (bSVrb)

134 The really tragic consequence of this whole COVID mania is that when some no shit real epidemic does come around, no one is gonna listen to the CDC or the mainstream medical community. They lied to us before and as a result people died, lives were ruined, and a generation of kids were set back in their education.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 07, 2023 05:04 PM (YRsIm)

135 Palestinian Chicken is good. Don't go to places that make good BBQ and complain about their ethnic foods.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 07, 2023 05:04 PM (nnp+f)

136 1st wife alive, kicking merrily along without Howard but with husband #2, and she has $$$. Pity their three daughters who have him for dad, but at least they know where he & his $650 million is any given time.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 07, 2023 05:04 PM (GshMh)

137 The ONLY time I watched or listened to Stern (in this case watched) was when Catherine Bell flashed her bewbs.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2023 05:04 PM (uSHSS)

138 When has Stern ever been funny? I remember him from his DC101 days, mildly entertaining. K-Rock days, same schtick everyday same with SiriusXM, except now he says the f-bomb. Ooooooh so original. What a coward/loser afraid of a cough.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 07, 2023 05:04 PM (2D+TA)

139 "We went to the Ed Sheeran concert."
........

HA HA HA HA HA
I knew it.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2023 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

140 Stern’s wife looks like Shannon from the TV series Lost.

Posted by: 13times at September 07, 2023 05:05 PM (cRqVW)

141 Raquel Welch was a little before my time, but this image of her from some western certainly seems interesting: https://tinyurl.com/4b5cp2sk

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

142 "And, you know, people are being hospitalized."
........

Skateboarding can be dangerous.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

143 Heh.. just had lunch with my pastor. He said if the Covid nonsense ramps up again the church will definitely be open no matter what the gubmint says.. he said that John MacArthur is the role model for every Christian pastor…
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (PCK5/)
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Chatted with our assistant Pastor about this very thing. From what I understand, Calvary Chapel has concluded government is going to attack the 501 (c) (3) status of churches through COVID and Calvary Chapel has concluded they'll give up their non profit status rather than knuckle under.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (2YtOq)

144 Raquel Welch… she is dead, yes??

Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (PCK5/)

145 Zahav is known for how hard a reservation is to get! so it's frustrating when

Maybe some do to maintain exclusivity but usually because they're short staffed, either up front or in the kitchen.

Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (8erNz)

146 I think Howard's hairdo is one of his most annoying features. He looks like John Hurt in Rob Roy. Only more faggy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (T/Lqj)

147 137 The ONLY time I watched or listened to Stern (in this case watched) was when Catherine Bell flashed her bewbs.

Wow, really? That would've been must-see TV.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (xTRSc)

148 >>> 143 Heh.. just had lunch with my pastor. He said if the Covid nonsense ramps up again the church will definitely be open no matter what the gubmint says.. he said that John MacArthur is the role model for every Christian pastor…
Posted by: tubal at September 07, 2023 05:02 PM (PCK5/)
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Chatted with our assistant Pastor about this very thing. From what I understand, Calvary Chapel has concluded government is going to attack the 501 (c) (3) status of churches through COVID and Calvary Chapel has concluded they'll give up their non profit status rather than knuckle under.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (2YtOq)

We can't do that!!!

Posted by: Catholic Charities at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (llON8)

149
CBD, next time you're in Philly try Suraya, Lebanese food, no attitude.

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (fj2oJ)

150 Giving his reply to her, he said, "I'm just telling you, I'm scared. Am I wrong?"
---
Yes. Yes you are. You are letting your fear control you instead of the other way around.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2023 04:57 PM (YIVH2)

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Scratch a Leftist, find an infant.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel AND Overimaginative Scamp at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (D7eA4)

151 Israeli restaurant Laser Wolf in Williamsburg gets my top rating...

💣💣💣💣

Would definitely bomb.

Posted by: al-jazeera restaurant and food critic at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (krqg6)

152 "you 've got to have a heart of stone not to laugh" Oscar Wilde
A story at gateway pundit reports that a Minn politician who championed criminal justice reform and defunding the police was carjacked, suffering a broken leg and lacerations and bruises. She of course brings up they had guns etc. Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (43q0X)

153 I think Howard's hairdo is one of his most annoying features. He looks like John Hurt in Rob Roy. Only more faggy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (T/Lqj)

I thought he looked like Cher's grandma.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (2D+TA)

154
COVID lunatics are a solid part of the Democrat constituency now

Posted by: steevy

I seem to recall that Edgar Allen Poe had a satisfactory solution for such dolts. He spelled it out quite clearly at the end of "A Cask of Amontillado".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (xG4kz)

155 141 Raquel Welch was a little before my time, but this image of her from some western certainly seems interesting: https://tinyurl.com/4b5cp2sk
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

Think that's "Bandolero" with Jimmy Stewart.

She had a great part in The 3 Musketeers/4 Musketeers.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (N3zMI)

156 Howard Stern should sign up for euthanasia, because life is too threatening and exhausting for him.

"OLDER DUDE"?!?!?! I'm 68, you paranoid freak, and I don't consider myself old.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (Mzdiz)

157 That request comes after members of the grand jury that indicted Trump and his allies in August for a sweeping racketeering conspiracy had their personal information published on a far-right website.

Doxxed? They went on a 50 state media blitz!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 07, 2023 05:01 PM (wsSEe)

I'm smiling right now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (BdMk6)

158

*slurp slurp*
Can't this old bastard die already?
*slurp slurp*

Posted by: B. Ostrosky at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (nZO66)

159 including Jennifer Aniston, close friend Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Hamm, Justin Theroux and Jason Bateman.

Did your first name have to start with "J" to be invited to this cavalcade or retards?

Posted by: spindrift at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (EGPRf)

160 I think Howard's hairdo is one of his most annoying features. He looks like John Hurt in Rob Roy. Only more faggy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (T/Lqj)

Son of a bitch. He was Montrose, wasn't he.

I never realized that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (aD39U)

161 Catholic Church needs pedo protection. They will do what is necessary

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (Eeb9P)

162 Raquel Welch… she is dead, yes??

Yes, but still hotter than Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (xTRSc)

163 I was a still a kid when I learned of Raquel Welch, but she was instrumental in proving that I wasn't a homo. Same with Elizabeth Montgomery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (T/Lqj)

164 Howard hasn't been the same since he left Alison,
who is from the People's Republic and attended BU.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (TGPs7)

165 Stern = Retard.

Next!

Posted by: Weasel at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (RG6z4)

166 what a silly little twit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (fEyE+)

167 The catastrophic failure of any sense of proportion, or any objective analysis of the data are what make me chuckle.

Risk assessment is an important part of navigating this life, and he is failing miserably.

And yes...I am smiling!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2023 05:03 PM (lQONO)
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Me too. For all his wealth and fame and celebrity status, he's still just a miserable little worm, with no real understanding or appreciation of the miracle of life.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (YIVH2)

168 >>> 152 "you 've got to have a heart of stone not to laugh" Oscar Wilde
A story at gateway pundit reports that a Minn politician who championed criminal justice reform and defunding the police was carjacked, suffering a broken leg and lacerations and bruises. She of course brings up they had guns etc. Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (43q0X)

How is this possible? Did the carjackers bring guns from Iowa?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 05:09 PM (llON8)

169 She had a great part in The 3 Musketeers/4 Musketeers.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM (N3zMI)

Two good parts.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2023 05:09 PM (aD39U)

170 28 Howard Stern and David Letterman need to just move into a nursing home together.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Or a white van down by the river...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2023 05:09 PM (TGPs7)

171
BA BA BOOEY! BA BA BOOEY!

BA

BA

BOOEY!

Yuck it up, folks! This is the joke Howard Stern lived on for about ten years. Or more.

BA BA BOOEY!!!!

Posted by: natualfake at September 07, 2023 05:09 PM (QzZeQ)

172 Israeli restaurant Laser Wolf in Williamsburg gets my top rating...

Posted by: al-jazeera restaurant and food critic at September 07, 2023 05:07 PM (krqg6)

I ate Lazer Wolf. Look what happened to me.

Posted by: Fruma Sarah at September 07, 2023 05:09 PM (6xRrr)

173 Doner kebab is what you eat; Donner kebab is when you're eaten.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 07, 2023 05:09 PM (KAi1n)

174 Two good parts.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2023 05:09 PM (aD39U)
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Strangled by Faye Dunaway isn't exactly a great part.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 05:09 PM (2YtOq)

175 Fear is the mind killer, Howard.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 07, 2023 05:10 PM (qPw5n)

176 You can thank the Seijuk Turks for the simularities of the eastern mediterranean palate.

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2023 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

177 Stern was always mentally ill and, I always thought, secretly gay. Yes, he’s had trophy wives, but he’s always been a sniveling drama queen that makes Barack “Sweetbutt” Obama look virile and straight.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 07, 2023 05:10 PM (69Ljf)

178 Can't this old bastard die already?

Seriously. He's harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 07, 2023 05:10 PM (xTRSc)

179 Hot out thar.

I thought we were gonna get some rain ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2023 05:10 PM (T4tVD)

180 "Raquel Welch… she is dead, yes?? "

Regrettably yes. She was a beautiful woman.

Posted by: Tuna at September 07, 2023 05:11 PM (gLRfa)

181 I've never understood the appeal of Howard Stern. Watched when he was on Letterman. Heard about his book and movie.

Never understood it.

Seems I was ahead of my time.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 07, 2023 05:11 PM (Qt4kF)

182 Chatted with our assistant Pastor about this very thing. From what I understand, Calvary Chapel has concluded government is going to attack the 501 (c) (3) status of churches through COVID and Calvary Chapel has concluded they'll give up their non profit status rather than knuckle under.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at September 07, 2023 05:06 PM (2YtOq)
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I'm pretty sure the church I've been attending will tell the government (of any sort) to pound sand. But politely, because they are very nice folks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2023 05:11 PM (YIVH2)

183 I think I have sobered up enough from lunch to go pick up Mrs928's B'day cake.

L8tr, H8trs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (aD39U)

184 He's become everything he used to mock.

Posted by: Cursed at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (f/3hb)

185 I was a still a kid when I learned of Raquel Welch, but she was instrumental in proving that I wasn't a homo. Same with Elizabeth Montgomery.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (xTRSc)

186 Laser Wolf? That could be the coolest name ever.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (JTwsP)

187 184 He's become everything he used to mock.
Posted by: Cursed at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (f/3hb)

He always was.

Posted by: XTC at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (UnA8+)

188 h.s. is a decadent piece of scum unworthy of having his existence acknowledged.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (lCWOD)

189 Fear is the mind killer, Howard.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 07, 2023 05:10 PM (qPw5n)
---
He's no Kwisatz Haderach, that's for sure...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (YIVH2)

190 Raquel Welch… she is dead, yes

If so, you will find one of several 1972 Playboys blood spattered beneath my lifeless head with a SIG next to it.

Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (8erNz)

191
Howard Stern is the Miss Faversham of his generation. May his end be as glorious as was hers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2023 05:13 PM (xG4kz)

192 Off, peanut-farmer president sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:13 PM (xTRSc)

193 Sounds like she is done with the shock jock.

Howard is a pussy and always has been.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 07, 2023 05:13 PM (0rsFX)

194 169 She had a great part in The 3 Musketeers/4 Musketeers.
--------
Two good parts.
====
And Spike Milligan as Constance's real husband, speaking of old goats with young wives.
https://tinyurl.com/2attfc2p

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 05:14 PM (krqg6)

195 Bless his heart.

Posted by: creeper at September 07, 2023 05:14 PM (cTCuP)

196 Minn. Commie car jackee looks pretty composed for someone who "suffered a broken leg."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 07, 2023 05:14 PM (nnp+f)

197 193 Howard is a pussy and always has been.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 07, 2023 05:13 PM (0rsFX)

Exactly.

One doesn't just turn into a Pansy-ass Weak Sister Homobitch.

He always was one from the start.

Posted by: XTC at September 07, 2023 05:14 PM (UnA8+)

198 186 Laser Wolf? That could be the coolest name ever.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

That would be LazerPig on YouTube.

Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2023 05:14 PM (8erNz)

199 So, where you going?

Laser Wolf

Can I come?

No, you cannot come.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2023 05:15 PM (JTwsP)

200 When I saw Lazer Wolf, I thought of The Fiddler on the Roof. Tevye set up a marriage between Lazer and one of his daughters, but had to back out of it when he found out that daughter was in love.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 07, 2023 05:15 PM (mNmNo)

201 Afternoon.

Howard Stern is still a thing?

Posted by: Every Red Blooded Japanese Male at September 07, 2023 05:15 PM (1Yy3c)

202 There’s a video out there of an early Stern show bit where he makes fun of Imus and specifically how he married a hot young wife and how she must be miserable being with an old decrepit asshole. It’s hilarious because it basically describes, Stern 30 years later and it’s mixed in with modern Stern pics and shit.

Posted by: Montec at September 07, 2023 05:15 PM (ViNgA)

203 Funny how the #metoo movement had no problem with Stern or Kimmy (Juggies) Kimmel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:15 PM (GwxCX)

204 Stern has turned into Howard Hughes. Has he started growing his nails yet?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at September 07, 2023 05:16 PM (3JfbU)

205 {182} ...I'm pretty sure the church I've been attending will tell the government (of any sort) to pound sand. But politely, because they are very nice folks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2023 05:11 PM (YIVH2)

Refer them to the Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch: "How not to be seen."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 07, 2023 05:16 PM (qPw5n)

206
I never found Stern entertaining or humorous. He's sorta like finding a warm jock strap on the spot where you wanna sit down and change.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 07, 2023 05:16 PM (enJYY)

207
Howard Stern is still a thing?

Posted by: Every Red Blooded Japanese Male

His intestinal flora think so. Everyone else could not care less.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2023 05:16 PM (xG4kz)

208 May he live forever.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2023 05:16 PM (IG4Id)

209 He’s only 18 years older. That’s not a lot by celebrity standards. I don’t think this is about her being less scared of death. I think it’s what Ace said: she signed up to marry a rich older creep and wants to spend his money out galavanting. She certainly doesn’t want to be locked up with him.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 07, 2023 05:16 PM (69Ljf)

210 Hmmm, A Jewish restaurant with lasers.....Hmmmm. How's the weather?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:16 PM (GwxCX)

211 My plan is to live forever. So far, so good.

Posted by: Stephen Wright at September 07, 2023 05:17 PM (NBVIP)

212 What a sad shell of a man. I hope he dies alone, which he will.`

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at September 07, 2023 05:17 PM (hZbnZ)

213 Off Nipponese sock!

Anyway...

Never understood the appeal of Stern. I liked his movie and that's it. He got a show on E! and all he did was chat with vapid porn stars and I thought it sucked. Howard Stern just strikes me as the world's most overrated radio personality.

Ya know what?

Fuck Howard Stern.

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2023 05:17 PM (1Yy3c)

214 Minn. Commie car jackee looks pretty composed for someone who "suffered a broken leg."
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 07, 2023 05:14 PM

Xhe was mugged by reality. Literally.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM (GwxCX)

215 Tevye: We are going to New York, America.
Lazar Wolf: I am going to Chicago, America.
Tevye: We will be neighbors!
Lazar Wolf: I 'm going to live with my brother-in-law. I hate him. But a relative's a relative.

Love it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM (xTRSc)

216 I recall a Jewish deli in Va. Beach called the Jewish Mother. I went there a lot when I lived there.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM (MeG8a)

217 I ate Lazer Wolf. Look what happened to me.
Posted by: Fruma Sarah
---------
Do not recommend the pancakes.

Posted by: zombie rachel corrie at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM (krqg6)

218 Somebody should make an AI voice bit of a younger Stern berating his older self for becoming the things he supposedly hated when he was younger.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM (uGhsv)

219 For me Howard Stern was mostly a joke. It was mostly about his getting off on having pornstars and other women looking for fame doing stupid things in his studio.

I never quite got into that and you know I probably spent no more than 3 hours watching/listening him total over the years

Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM (8erNz)

220 Who is Howard Stern?

Is that the guy from th 90s who used to try to shock everyone with his dirty gutter talk?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM (Iw5Ml)

221 People ARE weird
Trump won't shake hands

Posted by: Paul at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM (M/fCa)

222 I'm a germaphobe so I stay away from people with masks -- those things are disgusting! And I make sure to breathe plenty of outdoor air.

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM (Sf2cq)

223 I cannot remember the last time Stern was relevant. Maybe the mid nineties?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 07, 2023 05:20 PM (4qBgN)

224 187 184 He's become everything he used to mock.
Posted by: Cursed at September 07, 2023 05:12 PM (f/3hb)

He always was.

True. Listened when I was a kid when he was first starting out. He's always been a slob and probably has also always been a miserable f*ck.

Posted by: Cursed at September 07, 2023 05:20 PM (f/3hb)

225 "Have you been to a gas station lately,
prices are higher than Jerry Nadler's waistband."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2023 05:20 PM (TGPs7)

226 Howard Stern used to be "edgy." He looks like he should eat a sandwich every now and then.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2023 05:21 PM (Q4IgG)

227 Reposting my comment from upthread:

The only thing I'll give Stern props for is casting that babe Mary McCormack in his movie.

And I liked Robin Quivers, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:21 PM (xTRSc)

228 Trump doesn’t shake hands? 😂😂

Holy shit Paul is losing it. Like seriously in full retard mode. Bro get help. Seriously.

Posted by: Montec at September 07, 2023 05:21 PM (ViNgA)

229 I listened to howard stern on DC101 in 1981. Meh. I was 13-14.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 07, 2023 05:21 PM (KAi1n)

230 For me Howard Stern was mostly a joke. It was mostly about his getting off on having pornstars and other women looking for fame doing stupid things in his studio.

I never quite got into that and you know I probably spent no more than 3 hours watching/listening him total over the years
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM

He was never funny, nor interesting and completely unintelligent. Even as a youth I thought it was dumb.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:21 PM (GwxCX)

231 ZAT! Zombies Against Trump!

Philip Bump
@pbump
Fourteen presidents indirectly called out Trump's threat to democracy today. Thirteen former presidents signed a letter. The current one released an ad.

-
Brains!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2023 05:21 PM (FVME7)

232
People ARE weird
Trump won't shake hands

Posted by: Paul at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM

Who wants to shake hands with whatever the hell you just spanked out of the Bishop?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 07, 2023 05:22 PM (enJYY)

233 Xhe was mugged by reality. Literally.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM (GwxCX)

But isn't going to learn a damn thing, probably.

Might even double down and "forgive" its assailant.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 07, 2023 05:22 PM (uGhsv)

234 Paul apparently doesn't know how to search images.

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2023 05:22 PM (Sf2cq)

235 People ARE weird
Trump won't shake hands

Well, he won't shake yours, Paul. He doesn't know where they've been.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:22 PM (xTRSc)

236 People ARE weird
Trump won't shake hands
Posted by: Paul at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM

Well, not yours at least.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:22 PM (GwxCX)

237 You useless old cuck, go get ruled. Grab that boot, press it to your face and then beg for more.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 07, 2023 05:23 PM (5dyi3)

238 I listened to him from 1996ish to somewhere in the mid to late 2000s. And that was entertaining. But he got way too political and started caring what the beautiful people thought about him. Which ruined it.

Posted by: Montec at September 07, 2023 05:23 PM (ViNgA)

239 My plan is to live forever. So far, so good.
Posted by: Stephen Wright at September 07, 2023 05:17 PM (NBVIP)

There's no one better with one/two line jokes. He was one of the funniest people in comedy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 07, 2023 05:23 PM (BdMk6)

240 You're right Paul, Trump should sniff everyone's hair like the current r-tard in the WH does.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 07, 2023 05:23 PM (uGhsv)

241 221 People ARE weird
Trump won't shake hands
Posted by: Paul at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM (M/fCa)

He does shake hands. And as you can imagine, there are literally thousands of pictures of him shaking hands.

That said, he has always said he is not a fan of shaking hands. Which I get, especially since he's been more or less a celebrity for his entire adult life.

It was claimed back in the '90s I think that he had an aide who always had wet wipes available for him like Monk from the tv show that was popular at the time. Not sure if that's true or not.

If you want to call Trump out for his germaphobia, the weirdest thing he does is eat steak well done to make sure all germs are dead.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 07, 2023 05:23 PM (mj0Qp)

242
"Paul" has to be a sock. Nobody can be that stupid. Except a communist. So, it's one or the other.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 07, 2023 05:24 PM (enJYY)

243 Sea Otter Awareness Week, September 24-30!

Squeeeeeee!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 05:24 PM (Iw5Ml)

244 People ARE weird
Trump won't shake hands

Posted by: Paul at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM

Shut up, Fool.

https://bityl.co/KyiO

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2023 05:24 PM (aD39U)

245 Doner kebab is what you eat; Donner kebab is when you're eaten.

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2023 05:24 PM (RSbhh)

246 Think that's "Bandolero" with Jimmy Stewart.

She had a great part in The 3 Musketeers/4 Musketeers.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2023 05:08 PM

No, it's on YouTube as a clip from Hannie Caulder.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (b2No0)

247 Back in the ol' days of DubNBC,
they had a very interesting lineup of Imus In The Morning (this was shortly after his cocaine days of urinating in telephone booths), Soupy Sales and Stern. It was truly interesting listening
and a disaster at the same time.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (TGPs7)

248 Well, he won't shake yours, Paul. He doesn't know where they've been.

Oh, I think we all know where they've been.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (I/Qkd)

249 It's okay, the upcoming nuclear war is going to reset the playing field in many different ways, including the amount of germs that'll be able to be passed between people.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (uGhsv)

250 Is that the guy from th 90s who used to try to shock everyone with his dirty gutter talk?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM (Iw5Ml)
___

How is he any different from the guys here trying to shock with their gutter talk?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (SNJAa)

251 Doner kebab is what you eat; Donner kebab is when you're eaten.

LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2023 05:24 PM

LOL In Russia Dinner eat you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (GwxCX)

252 >>> 231 ZAT! Zombies Against Trump!

Philip Bump
@pbump
Fourteen presidents indirectly called out Trump's threat to democracy today. Thirteen former presidents signed a letter. The current one released an ad.

-
Brains!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2023 05:21 PM (FVME7)

I'd like to know who they claimed did this... and shouldn't they have said it was 17, same as the 17 intelligence agencies?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (llON8)

253 One doesn't just turn into a Pansy-ass Weak Sister Homobitch.

When you get older and start facing mortality and the likelihood you'll be burning in hell soon, it can change your perspective.

A lot of these folks spent all of their life mocking the Lord and doing their best to subvert people from the truth of Jesus in exchange for a little fame and money.

Now they are gonna die soon and there won't be anyone to sass-mouth. The end is coming and they can smell it. They can smell the foul odors and the smoke. Their souls feel it coming and it panics their rational minds.

But they can't bring themselves to repent, so they cling to the last few breaths like a man in the desert shaking out the last drop of water from a canteen.

Their infinite destruction, along with the destruction of their demon allies closes in now, even as I type. Soon their burning comes. It's nothing I'd wish for for anyone, but it beckons nonetheless.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (Gf3mx)

254 No, it's on YouTube as a clip from Hannie Caulder.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (b2No0)

I stand corrected. But she was in Bandolero with Stewart and Dean Martin.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (N3zMI)

255 OK, which one of you morons is responsible for making Howard think he was relevant? I'm not mad but I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (DMp5q)

256 Peter Navarro convicted of contempt of Congress

They got Bannon and now Navarro

McCarthy what are you going to do about Biden?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (lCWOD)

257 spanked out of the Bishop

That's a new one to me, and I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (xTRSc)

258 Who is Howard Stern?

Is that the guy from th 90s who used to try to shock everyone with his dirty gutter talk?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 05:19 PM (Iw5Ml)

Actually the eighties when radio shock jocks were a thing. Morning Zoo's were a thing then.

Posted by: jmt at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (SHQj9)

259 How is he any different from the guys here trying to shock with their gutter talk?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (SNJAa)

I think Howard Stern was the guy who got a woman to put a speaker between her legs so he could, um, "stimulate" her on air via his voice.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (uGhsv)

260 Mods are slacking...,

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (kXyXi)

261 Olbermann should invite Howie over and they can take turns cleaning out each others belly button cottage cheese.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (OZjDX)

262 >>> 260 Mods are slacking...,
Posted by: runner at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (kXyXi)

I think they occasionally let some of the 'tards hang around so they can be mocked.

otoh the comment 'adjustor' is funny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 05:27 PM (llON8)

263 Is Payl the same troll that used to stalk JJ?

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2023 05:28 PM (kXyXi)

264 How is he any different from the guys here trying to shock with their gutter talk?

Our gutter talk is classy. We engage in it on the Art Thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:28 PM (xTRSc)

265 I think Bannon and Navarro will be ok on appeal, but they will be broke as hell. Which is the whole point, after all.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 05:28 PM (MeG8a)

266 I recall a Jewish deli in Va. Beach called the Jewish Mother. I went there a lot when I lived there.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 05:18 PM (MeG8a)

Was the restaurant disappointed because you could have been a doctor or a lawyer?

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2023 05:28 PM (gmo/4)

267 I was a big fan of Stern. Terrestrial radio Stern. It was fun listening to him walk the fine line with the FCC. After he went to satellite, he lost his edge.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at September 07, 2023 05:28 PM (ZlKnD)

268 But they can't bring themselves to repent, so they cling to the last few breaths like a man in the desert shaking out the last drop of water from a canteen.

Their infinite destruction, along with the destruction of their demon allies closes in now, even as I type. Soon their burning comes. It's nothing I'd wish for for anyone, but it beckons nonetheless.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM

George Carlin comes to mind. Many of these guys have led meaningless lives for a brief exchange of pleasure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:28 PM (GwxCX)

269 Someone should visit his wife and slip her the pickle. Probably been a while for her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 07, 2023 05:29 PM (4qBgN)

270 Completely OT but I had a hankering for some Hammer & Sickle vodka. Stopped at the liquor store. Apparently they stopped carrying it because it Roooooooshian!

Bummer.

Good vodka and a fucking great looking bottle. Very art deco.

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2023 05:29 PM (1Yy3c)

271 otoh the comment 'adjustor' is funny.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 07, 2023 05:27 PM (llON

That it is

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2023 05:29 PM (kXyXi)

272 Was the restaurant disappointed because you could have been a doctor or a lawyer?

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2023 05:28 PM

And trying to set you up with Susan's daughta.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:29 PM (GwxCX)

273 He's in a hell of his own construction. Good.

And there's good odds his trophy wife is getting serviced by a real man, since this ginormous pussy is deathly afraid of a cold, and won't do anything entertaining with his wife. No sane person is going to agree to live like their unhinged spouse forever.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 07, 2023 05:30 PM (tcxoK)

274 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (SNJAa

Well, he's probably wealthier than most of them, but hopefully their hair is less weird looking. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2023 05:30 PM (1m7be)

275 Our gutter talk is classy. We engage in it on the Art Thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:28 PM (xTRSc)

I only curse
In measured verse
And scat in rhyming couplets.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2023 05:30 PM (GNPj+)

276 How is he any different from the guys here trying to shock with their gutter talk?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 07, 2023 05:25 PM (SNJAa)

Well, for one thing I'm not a multi-millionaire.

But, if y'all'd like to make that happen for me,

send me your life savings today!

Posted by: natualfake at September 07, 2023 05:30 PM (QzZeQ)

277 She signed up to marry a much-older creep, but not to live like a hermit. She wants to spend his money, not listen to him masturbating in the basement."

This is the cruelty for which we - and VDH - come here.

Posted by: butch at September 07, 2023 05:31 PM (uNnTf)

278 Wow. I guess I missed a lot not listening to him.

I miss Rush. I DID listen to him.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 07, 2023 05:31 PM (Ihn6X)

279 I recall a Jewish deli in Va. Beach called the Jewish Mother. I went there a lot when I lived there.

My wife grew up in VB. As I recall her account, it got taken down by the IRS, in some scam investigation that was instigated by some butthurt business partner.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:31 PM (xTRSc)

280 So Howard Stern is nuts?

Who knew?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2023 05:32 PM (aQy7p)

281 >Stern said, "Then all of a sudden they announce there's a new strain of COVID and it's on the rise. And, you know, people are being hospitalized. 'It's time to go back down into lockdown.' And I'm like, you mean I'm just emerging, and now I'm going back into lockdown!"
---

Imagine announcing to the entire world that you live in such a media bubble and that you're so easily manipulated by the most coarse propaganda.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 07, 2023 05:32 PM (tcxoK)

282
Philip Bump
@pbump
Fourteen presidents indirectly called out Trump's threat to democracy today. Thirteen former presidents signed a letter. The current one released an ad.

++++++++++++

Does this idiot even know the alphabet? 51 former intel officials said the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian disinfo. Take your signed letters and ... line a birdcage with them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2023 05:32 PM (lCaJd)

283 I thought Russia cut our vodka tap off?

Some months ago my store had 'get it now, this is the last!" signs.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2023 05:33 PM (lCWOD)

284 "OSTROSKY" translates as "beard" in Hungarian. True fact.

Posted by: unknown at September 07, 2023 05:33 PM (5LVU1)

285 Howard Stern did Joan Rivers' eulogy. Have ever heard it, so don't know if it was any good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:34 PM (xTRSc)

286 Donald Trump was the body blow that set up the right cross that broke the fucking brains of all of these dweebs.

Posted by: ballistic at September 07, 2023 05:34 PM (oXNqT)

287 I only curse
In measured verse
And scat in rhyming couplets.
----------
Thou shits me not?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 05:34 PM (krqg6)

288 Mods are slacking...,

Posted by: runner at September 07, 2023 05:26 PM (kXyXi)

On the contrary...they do a great job!

But Paul is harmless, so they don't bother. It's the Horde running with his stupidity that dominates the thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (lQONO)

289 Steve Dahl> Howard Stern.

Posted by: jmt at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (SHQj9)

290 285 Have "never" heard it

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (xTRSc)

291 Why do Old Guys like Stern have to try and be aTeenager again ???? He looks like he is on Death's Doorstep and his Youthful Bride probably is a Gold-digger....

We is Stern so woried about catching COVID ???? Compromised Immune System ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (FBf3u)

292 During the initial covid lockdown I was utterly defiant. I went where I damn well pleased. Then I got a notice on my phone from the CDC saying that I was being a naughty boy. They tracked me somehow. After that, I still went where I damn well pleased, but the phone stayed on my desk.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (MeG8a)

293 Donald Trump was the body blow that set up the right cross that broke the fucking brains of all of these dweebs.

Posted by: ballistic at September 07, 2023 05:34 PM

Like that clip SPONGE! posted of the Antifa queefs getting brained by a metal helmet. Epic. Truly epic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (GwxCX)

294 Nic repair initiated.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2023 05:36 PM (QzZeQ)

295 It will become more ridiculous than you can imagine...

@BillMelugin_ 50m
NEW: LA Times' @Haleaziz with a scoop, reporting that the Biden administration is considering forcing some migrant families who cross the border illegally to remain in Texas, limiting their ability to travel within the US, as bipartisan criticism grows

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2023 05:36 PM (IG4Id)

296 I thought Russia cut our vodka tap off?

Some months ago my store had 'get it now, this is the last!" signs.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2023 05:33 PM (lCWOD)

I was under the impression some liquor stores started boycotting. The owner(s) of the one I go to is/are kinda lefty and PC.

I got some Ukrainian stuff instead.

Posted by: Robert at September 07, 2023 05:37 PM (1Yy3c)

297 295 It will become more ridiculous than you can imagine...

@BillMelugin_ 50m

NEW: LA Times' @Haleaziz with a scoop, reporting that the Biden administration is considering forcing some migrant families who cross the border illegally to remain in Texas, limiting their ability to travel within the US, as bipartisan criticism grows
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2023 05:36 PM (IG4Id)

Lol.

So I can make money smuggling people across the state lines?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2023 05:37 PM (Gf3mx)

298 289 Who is Steve Dahl?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 07, 2023 05:38 PM (xTRSc)

299 Like that clip SPONGE! posted of the Antifa queefs getting brained by a metal helmet. Epic. Truly epic.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (GwxCX)

LOL an instant classic

BING! BONG!

Posted by: ballistic at September 07, 2023 05:38 PM (oXNqT)

300 NEW: LA Times' @Haleaziz with a scoop, reporting that the Biden administration is considering forcing some migrant families who cross the border illegally to remain in Texas, limiting their ability to travel within the US, as bipartisan criticism grows
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2023 05:36 PM

He can't. Someone mentioned earlier that we should start a charity that gives them bus fare to NY and a list of every charity and govt. office in NYC and elsewhere.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:38 PM (GwxCX)

301 After that, I still went where I damn well pleased, but the phone stayed on my desk.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (MeG8a)

My city was fucking dead for a while. I would take walks (bcuz FU), and would sometimes walk down the center of what were normally very busy streets. It was eerie, like Omega Man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 07, 2023 05:38 PM (T/Lqj)

302
The only people I knew who listened to Stern were leftists who took delight in how he was 'sticking it' to the FCC. These same people are now tongue bathing the hairy unwashed taint of every government agency.

Stern has to face reality. His audience is now as far gone as he is.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 07, 2023 05:38 PM (enJYY)

303 Broken shed is a pretty good New Zealand vocks

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 07, 2023 05:38 PM (Lpn2K)

304 "Fourteen presidents indirectly called out Trump's threat to democracy today."

Was Mr. Bump having a seance and dead presidents were appearing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2023 05:39 PM (1m7be)

305 I recall Stern on... I think, WPGC. It was "the" rock 'n roll station outside of the capitol city in the late 70's and 80's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2023 05:39 PM (Q4IgG)

306 Hi, everybody. There's a Nood!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 07, 2023 05:39 PM (OX9vb)

307 Noodicus

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 07, 2023 05:39 PM (GwxCX)

308 There is no such thing as being deep in conversation with Jon Hamm.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 07, 2023 05:40 PM (3vCGB)

309 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BREAKING: Former Trump aide Peter Navarro found guilty of contempt of Congress for not complying with Jan. 6 committee subpoena

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 07, 2023 05:40 PM (krqg6)

310 Remain in Mexico becomes Remain in Texas?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2023 05:40 PM (63Dwl)

311 221 People ARE weird
Trump won't shake hands.

And he puts ketchup on his steak!

Posted by: Stephen Wright at September 07, 2023 05:41 PM (NBVIP)

312 Stern built his career in no small part on the back of his king suffering first wife Alison, the first girl who had shown any interest in the homily social leper that was Stern in his college years. As soon as he hit it big, out the door with her for the younger, pretty model wife. I suspect she is living well off of her divorce settlement and thanking her lucky stars she dodged a bullet with this whacko.

Posted by: Rse at September 07, 2023 05:41 PM (nos7q)

313 During the initial covid lockdown I was utterly defiant. I went where I damn well pleased. Then I got a notice on my phone from the CDC saying that I was being a naughty boy. They tracked me somehow. After that, I still went where I damn well pleased, but the phone stayed on my desk.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 07, 2023 05:35 PM (MeG8a)

my phone contract is done, I’m Thinking about a pay as you go phone . Got an iPad, don’t need to have a smart phone

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at September 07, 2023 05:41 PM (hZbnZ)

314 Nope whistleblower s

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 07, 2023 05:46 PM (nnp+f)

315 "I'm just telling you, I'm scared. Am I wrong?"

Yeah, you are wrong. I'm in the 60's with piss poor health and I've been deemed infected by COVID twice.
This puts me sir, a couple of steps beyond you being I as millions of people have been exposed to COVID.
You on the other hand seem to have taken the bunker mentality which medical experts (half of them anyhow) say that your tact on the matter, your wealth and such helped build that COVID bunker.
IMHO it was the worst thing you could have done.

Posted by: Drider at September 07, 2023 06:53 PM (R/UH9)

316 Howard who?

Posted by: Java Joe at September 07, 2023 06:55 PM (WaLgG)

317 I have my main phone and the previous one (cracked screen) on a 6/mo Tello plan for the things I don't to expose on the other one.

Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2023 07:08 PM (8erNz)

318 Howard Stern has turned into Pig Vomit, except Pig Vomit had a point trying to keep his station from getting fined by the FCC.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at September 07, 2023 07:20 PM (zsNaY)

319 Howard Stern is a coward. A sniveling, yellow bellied, craven, run hone to mommy and hide under the bed coward. As is everyone who hides from a virus that has mutated into nothing more than yet another version of the common cold.

It is time to stop being "nice" and start calling it like it is. It is not "nice" to lie to people. Not calling this cowardice is lying.

Stop being nice, it's not nice.

Posted by: Nightfall at September 08, 2023 12:12 PM (xd3qE)

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