The Week In Woke

The View: It's just not fair to big blue sanctuary cities to have to shelter so many illegal aliens! They need to be "resettled elsewhere," "spread out" throughout the country, to... red jurisdictions, obviously.

Google, which restrict access to sites like this one and suppresses true information by branding it "disinformation," claims that men can menstruate.

And soon, disputing this lie will be branded "disinformation," and suppressed. Although that's probably happened already.

Google claims that "people of all genders can menstruate." When you type in "Can men menstruate," Google will give you the result, "Having a period is not a feminine thing, and people of all genders menstruate, including non-binary people, agender people, and even plenty of men!"

MSNBC praises "Artemis," the transgender allowed by the woke dried-up Tracy Flick directors of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority to live with girls in intimate situations. MSNBC failed to note, or ask any questions about, the girls' allegation that "Artemis" stares at them when they are exiting the shower, asks them intimate questions about their breasts and menstruation habits, and can sometimes been seen sporting a visible erection through "her" leggings.

Surprise! The group that's pressured sports teams to drop Native American mascots is funded by George Soros.

Am I allowed to say that or will the "Anti-" Defamation League say I'm antisemetic for criticizing their patron?

Isn't it weird how George Soros funds all these leftwing Marxist pressure groups, and then these same leftwing Marxist pressure groups all demand that all criticism of George Soros must end?

Via Fox News, other Native American groups, which are not Marxist Civilizational-Acid groups funded by George Soros, are fighting the leftwing NCAI and saying "Actually, we kind of liked the Native American mascots."

The new owners of the Washington Commanders appear to have some powerful support as they continue to grapple with a culture-war clash over the organization's historic -- and already discarded -- Redskins name and logo.
The National Congress of American Indians (NCAI), a major Native American rights organization, had issued calls to get rid of the Redskins name for decades. Last week, it touted its efforts at "fostering a proactive partnership" with the NFL team.
The NCAI is funded by George Soros' Open Society Foundations as well as other left-leaning groups. It is also funded through American taxpayer dollars from an array of federal departments, according to claims by the group itself.
Now, the politically connected organization is facing a grassroots uprising. Other Native Americans around the nation want the NFL team to reclaim the Redskins legacy -- and these Native American groups say history is on their side.
...
On its site, the NCAI shows that it receives support from seven different taxpayer-funded bureaucracies of the federal government, including the departments of Agriculture, Defense, Health and Human Services, and Justice.
The NCAI also lists among its supporters Soros' Open Society Foundations, a grantmaking network which, according to its critics, promotes woke ideology, racial division and a simplistic binary narrative of American history.

Leftwing dark money groups will pour $500 million into local media operations to urge them to be even more biased in their coverage as the 2024 election season approaches.

These groups include, of course, Pierre Omidyar's leftwing organization "Democracy Front." Omidyar of course also funds The Bulwark.

Have I done an antisemitism again, ADL?

A coalition of 22 groups, including prominent left-wing organizations, have pledged more than $500 million to fund local media publications over the course of five years, according to an announcement posted on Thursday.
The new coalition is called "Press Forward," and many of the groups in it appear to have a left-wing bias based on their funding and initiatives, although the group states it "is independent of ideology." The coalition plans to reverse the downward trajectory of local news outlets and "close longstanding inequities in journalism coverage and practice," according to the announcement of its formation.
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Press Forward will allocate the $500 million to fund grants to support local newsrooms, provide resources to diverse publications and assist in developing collaborative tools such as legal support and membership programs, according to the announcement.
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The other 20 groups are contributing the remainder of the over $500 million, one of which is Democracy Fund, an organization run by left-wing billionaire Pierre Omidyar. Democracy Fund provided a $130,000 grant to Center for Internet Security to fund a "portal" that was used to flag and censor social media content containing "misinformation" during the 2020 election, according to tax records obtained by independent journalist Lee Fang.

The drag queen and school principal previously charged with possession of child pornography has hired a fellow drag performer as... a kindergarten assistant teacher.

Western Heights Public School District in Oklahoma has reportedly hired a drag queen known as Carmen Deveraux, who works at Oklahoma City night club The Boom, as a kindergarten classroom assistant.
The school previously defended its August decision to hire Dr. Shane Brent Murnan as an elementary school principal at John Glenn Elementary. Murnan is a drag queen who performs under the name Shantel Mandalay and has an arrest record for child pornography, the Substack newsletter V1sut first reported.
In 2001, while working as a fifth-grade teacher at Will Rogers Elementary School in Stillwater, Oklahoma, Murnan was arrested two weeks after police confiscated his devices on suspicion of possession of child pornography. Appeals Court Associate Judge Dave Allen said that it was "clear from a review of the pictures that they do represent child pornography." A judge dismissed the charge against Murnan in August 2002. Murnan's record was expunged and the charges were dismissed after completing probation for a drug charge in Oct. 2003.
Now, Murnan has welcomed the new addition of Deveraux, whose real name is Paul Caplan Stafford, as a teacher assistant in a kindergarten classroom, according to V1sut. Murnan and Stafford work together at the same nightclub. In screenshots of Facebook posts that appear to have since been deleted, Murnan, with his drag account, welcomes Stafford by his drag name, saying that "the long hours will now pay off."

A woman got severely beaten in the former civilized area called Minneapolis.

You man feel pity for her. You may also feel schadenfreude.

Because she has previously campaigned to defund the police and keep them out of schools:

Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen
It's OK to think that pronouns are funny. It's OK to feel as though pronouns are strange.
What's not OK is to intentionally make someone feel less human than you because they want to be identified with a certain pronoun that you refuse to use.
What harm is it doing to call someone a pronoun that you don't agree with?
Stop being divisive and start trying bridge that gap.
If someone wants me to call them a dinosaur I'll do it if I know it would be offensive if I don't.
Life is too short to start arguments over this type of thing.

A lot of people used mentally-ill people's fake pronouns just to be polite. They were told this was only a matter of politeness, so why wouldn't you just make the zero-cost move of using fake pronouns?

Of course, the use of someone's fake pronouns were then revealed to not be zero cost at all, because trans radicals -- who had originally claimed that using someone's fake pronouns was just a matter of "politeness" and had no real-world ramifications at all -- then took the use of fake pronouns and used that as a weapon, demanding that mentally-ill biological men be permitted to enter any intimate, isolated women's space they wanted.

And they justified this by shrieking, "But you agreed we were women! So if we're women, then we're women for all purposes!"

This is like a con man getting someone to agree that the right to travel is a critical human right, and then saying, "Well I don't have a car, so give me yours. After all, you agreed with my pablum statement that the right to travel is important!"

Fake pronouns are the foot in the door for a more serious home invasion.

Or women's locker room invasion, more accurately.

They took the use of fake pronouns, which had been sold as a meaningless nod to politeness, as an enforceable and iron-clad contract which then guaranteed the "right" of men to beat the shit out of women in sports.

So no, I won't be using fake pronouns any longer. The trans radicals claim that any use of fake pronouns constitutes a binding contract which requires that straight men and lesbians be willing to take a "feminine penis" in their mouths -- after all, you called this guy a "she," so you agree that "her" penis must be female one! -- and since I'm not agreeing to that, I will cut off this weaponized-autism chain of batshit-crazy faux-reasoning at the first step.

🥱 https://t.co/rTyZMNcc34 pic.twitter.com/vGPlXrEJoP
— Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) August 31, 2023

Queef Olbermann is a trans woman.

Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_
This video just got removed from my tik tok for violating community guidelines but I literally didn't say a word

Poor cat pic.twitter.com/xDEvTF0O0f
— Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) August 4, 2023

Content warning for language. Note that Riley Gaines is just sarcastic when she claims this grim tableau provoked her to quit her fight.

For this reason and this reason only, I'll be quitting my activism of fighting to protecting women's sports and single-sex spaces.

Things like this have become FAR too intimidating and happen way too often. This was the final straw... pic.twitter.com/hPXMCANH8R
— Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) August 23, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Couldn't be so lucky as to to first.

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2023 06:31 PM (gLRfa)

2 In the vicinity!

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

3 That looks like fake blood to me. I'm no trauma ER tech but...looks wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 06:34 PM (xcxpd)

4 Riley fights.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:35 PM (RIvkX)

5 Said before, no visible lacerations, contusions, swelling.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:36 PM (RIvkX)

6 I love the "Stop Trans Genocide" sign in the last video.

The irony that transpersons can't reproduce naturally and thus are doomed to self-imposed "genocide" (what race are transpeople again?) is lost on them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2023 06:36 PM (BpYfr)

7 Why would one who was beaten and has a broken leg stop to take a selfie?

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2023 06:36 PM (gLRfa)

8 Poor cat indeed.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 08, 2023 06:36 PM (qPw5n)

9 She even has a little Mona Lisa smile going.

She done a Jussie!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:37 PM (RIvkX)

10 That looks like fake blood to me. I'm no trauma ER tech but...looks wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 06:34 PM (xcxpd)

And supposedly broke her leg? Yet she's standing there taking selfies?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 06:37 PM (QBaJw)

11 This Olbermann chap-should I know who he is?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at September 08, 2023 06:39 PM (VdGjU)

12 Why does.carjacked bimbo make my Bullshit meter hit the redline???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:39 PM (uSHSS)

13 Riley fights.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:35 PM (RIvkX)

And so flippin' ridiculously cute, I can't stand it*.

*Yes I can.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 06:39 PM (QBaJw)

14 Bruises and cuts all over her body?
Well I think she had better show us her tits!

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at September 08, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

15 I would think it goes without saying. But thanks to Eric Schmidt and the Alphabet Corporation, I guess I need to say it:

If blood comes out of your dick, you're not menstruating. You need to consult a physician immediately. Your own doctor, an urgent care clinic, an ER, whatever. You don't have a pussy, and it isn't normal. You're probably dying. Pick up the phone, and admit you aren't a chick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (0FoWg)

16 10 That looks like fake blood to me. I'm no trauma ER tech but...looks wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 06:34 PM (xcxpd)

And supposedly broke her leg? Yet she's standing there taking selfies?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 06:37 PM (QBaJw)

Seriously. Did the ~~imaginary~~ alleged carjackers also say 'This is MAGA territory?'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

17
Does throwing a cement-filled hate-shake at Andy Ngo's head and causing blood to flow considered menstruation?

Axing for a fiend. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (x0n13)

18 I agree with what someone said in JJ's thread. I do not see an actual wound. Plus, she seems pretty calm to take a selfie.

Cold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (LLGFx)

19 Luck is not a matter of coincidence, Tuna. Luck is a matter of exploiting or failing to navigate an unexpected opportunity.

when the Irish bricklayer fell off the scaffold and landed on a man waiting for a streetcar on the sidewalk below, was it good luck that kept the Irishman from serious injury, or bad luck for the inattentive pedestrian below who suffered a broken back?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (xhaym)

20 LOL re carjacked police defunder.

Beautiful.

This is what we need more of: people getting what they vote for good and hard.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (ppBhU)

21 Banana Brain looks good in yellow

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 06:41 PM (fwDg9)

22 18 I agree with what someone said in JJ's thread. I do not see an actual wound. Plus, she seems pretty calm to take a selfie.

Cold.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (LLGFx)

We covered this con gusto in the comments as well as on the podcast in the sidebar. If she faked it, she sure blew the messaging in not blaming white supremacist MAGA hat wearing perps, didn't she?

Weird.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:41 PM (x0n13)

23 Community Notes strikes again!

Readers added context they thought people might want to know:
Duane stabbed 14-year-old Karen Slattery 18 times, killing her, then raped her corpse. He committed murder again years later.
https://tinyurl.com/266p4kvp

Readers added context they thought people might want to know:
In 1984 Owen murdered and raped both a 14 year old girl and a 38 year old mother.

Owen's lawyers argued insanity.
Psychiatrists for the state testified Owen faked schizophrenia and had no signs of gender dysphoria. His records indicate he exhibits sexual sadism.
https://tinyurl.com/s7crenhy

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)

24 Shivanti Sathanandan? I bet she likes Ramasalami.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

25 This is what we need more of: people getting what they vote for good and hard.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (ppBhU)
===
Leftists are famously known for their inability to connect cause with effect.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

26 Hey MSNBC.
Get your interviews in now with Artemis.
If it fu*ks with the granddaughters of Diogenes, he may be taking a long journey and...you know...be out of touch.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:43 PM (uSHSS)

27 My pronouns are Not A Nazi. Do you think Ed and the rest of woke retards will honor my pronoun request?

In the last hour of non-woke the 5th Circuit just narrowed but withheld the ruling the corrupt, garbage, communist Biden administration can't collude with social media to censor speech they don't like.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)

28 Read that Shivanthi was driving a full size Ford SUV.
After all, she is a Brahman.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2023 06:44 PM (ziH0B)

29 Olberman is a pussy.
A fu*king wimp.
Loser.
Dickhead.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:44 PM (uSHSS)

30 His records indicate he exhibits sexual sadism.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)

A bit of an understatement, wouldn't that be?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (QBaJw)

31 If she faked it, she sure blew the messaging in not blaming white supremacist MAGA hat wearing perps, didn't she?

Weird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:41 PM (x0n13)

Yeah, but my bullshit meter may be overused the past 4-6 years, but it is still going off. Something is off about this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (LLGFx)

32 29 Olberman is a pussy.
A fu*king wimp.
Loser.
Dickhead.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:44 PM (uSHSS)

DIOGENES SAID PUSSY!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (LLGFx)

33 I only can feel sorry for the woman if she learned her lesson. She got what she wanted others to have.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

34 I saw the story about the Minnesota DFL lady about an hour ago, when I got home from work. I think in about 3 hours I'm gonna have to call a doctor about this massive raging schadenboner.

Because people like her in positions of power are the reason why I left behind the life I was trying to build in the Midwest, when the region became no longer viable in 2020. They created this mess, they own it.

Posted by: CppThis at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (PZvjL)

35 She blew the messaging like Jussie blew the acting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

36 "A woman got severely beaten in the former civilized area called Minneapolis."

Finally, a "you got what you asked for" cautionary tale. I guess I should sympathize, but I simply don't. She and her peers advocated/begged for this inevitability. Well, you got what you imposed on others. Suck it up.

Hopefully this beating knocked some sense loose. But I'm skeptical. Somehow she'll learn the wrong lesson. I don't know what it will be, but it'll be a doozy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 08, 2023 06:46 PM (aXxgO)

37
Idiot guy at my college radio station, who had the greatest voice ever, pronounced it "Knee-oh Neighs-Eyes."

You just cried.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:46 PM (x0n13)

38 >So no, I won't be using fake pronouns any longer.

same here- never did anyway
I'm well-versed in the English language, and I'm not changing how I speak it for anyone

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 06:47 PM (geLO8)

39 Criminals really couldn't care what your feelings or political slant is.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

40 I only can feel sorry for the woman if she learned her lesson. She got what she wanted others to have.
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)
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Who are these "others" of whom you speak? There is only Me. Eternal Me.
-Shiva Whatserface

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

41 35 She blew the messaging like Jussie blew the acting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

. . . And the two Nigerian guys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:47 PM (x0n13)

42 "old man who can't keep a job"

...

Riley could have saved a lot of words by just saying OK Boomer.

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2023 06:47 PM (2IaMe)

43 "A woman got severely beaten in the former civilized area called Minneapolis."

Doesn't look like it from that photo. Just saying.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2023 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

44 Idiot guy at my college radio station, who had the greatest voice ever, pronounced it "Knee-oh Neighs-Eyes."

You just cried.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:46 PM (x0n13)

Neo... what? Neonayas? Sounds like a fantasy character.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:48 PM (LLGFx)

45 That looks like fake blood to me. I'm no trauma ER tech but...looks wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 06:34 PM (xcxpd)

And supposedly broke her leg? Yet she's standing there taking selfies?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 06:37 PM (QBaJw)

And at 7:48PM.
At her latitude see if it's that bright at 7:48.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:48 PM (uSHSS)

46 DIOGENES SAID PUSSY!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (LLGFx)
......

Did his breath stink ?!!!!

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

47 Neo... what? Neonayas? Sounds like a fantasy character.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:48 PM (LLGFx)

Neighs, as in horse. Eyes as in... eyes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:49 PM (x0n13)

48 It was very kind of the carjackers to not smear her lipstick or mascara during the beating.

Clearly they were raised right.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2023 06:49 PM (RLLZj)

49 26 Hey MSNBC.
Get your interviews in now with Artemis.
If it fu*ks with the granddaughters of Diogenes, he may be taking a long journey and...you know...be out of touch.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:43 PM (uSHSS)

I don't know KKG's rep at Montana, but it's a powerhouse sorority at schools in the South: the rich and beautiful girls pledge Kappa. For National to okay this...thing to be a representative of their local Montana chapter tells me national has had a demented change in their leadership and those individuals want to destroy the Greek system on campus. What better way than forcing girls to live with creepers who have access to them when they are vulnerable?

Posted by: Moki at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (JrN/x)

50 Idiot guy at my college radio station, who had the greatest voice ever, pronounced it "Knee-oh Neighs-Eyes."

You just cried.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:46 PM (x0n13)
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He was from Locust Valley probably

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

51 40 I only can feel sorry for the woman if she learned her lesson. She got what she wanted others to have.
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (fwDg9)
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Who are these "others" of whom you speak? There is only Me. Eternal Me.
-Shiva Whatserface
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

One of the worst times Remo Williams turned into the incarnation of Shiva was Shiva Whatserface.*

*book reference for those who read them. It was not touched on in the movie or series, but in the books he transformed into Shiva at the climax of virtually every book. It was like Voltron. 'The Dead White Tiger made whole by the master of Sinanju!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (LLGFx)

52 why would Minneapolis carjack lady fake such an incident

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (geLO8)

53 Olberman is a pussy.
A fu*king wimp.
Loser.
Dickhead.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:44 PM (uSHSS)

DIOGENES SAID PUSSY!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM (LLGFx)

Yes!
Yes I did!
*puts battery on shoulder*
Go ahead. Knock it off. I dare ya!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (uSHSS)

54 If someone wants me to call them a dinosaur I'll do it if I know it would be offensive if I don't.

Do we refer to Ace as an Ewok because he finds it offensive if we don't? He has mentioned doing a quick groom by licking his fur, so I could see that's totes the case. OTOH, is it one of the disinformations that get trotted out by the Commentariat regularly, on the order of Ace can't build straight shelves that are strong enough to withstand Magnitude 8.5 quakes, or Ace doesn't grasp the philosophical underpinnings of 'righty-tighty'?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (a3Q+t)

55 G'evening, all.

Blood looks fake.

Hopefully the leg is real.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (isNL8)

56 48 It was very kind of the carjackers to not smear her lipstick or mascara during the beating.

Clearly they were raised right.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 08, 2023 06:49 PM (RLLZj)

"If you're going to fake a carjacking, you might as well look fabulous."

- - Shit Confucius Said, Vol. 2

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (x0n13)

57 Neighs, as in horse. Eyes as in... eyes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:49 PM (x0n13)

Churchill used to call the Nazzies.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 06:51 PM (QBaJw)

58 Vee veren't nar-zees!! Vee vuz Nazis!!!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at September 08, 2023 06:51 PM (krqg6)

59 12 Why does.carjacked bimbo make my Bullshit meter hit the redline???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 06:39 PM (uSHSS)

Well there's definitely enough crazy in that state for someone to fake it. But, I stand by my statement that MN is run by idiots and did this to itself.

Posted by: CppThis at September 08, 2023 06:51 PM (PZvjL)

60 50 He was from Locust Valley probably
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

More like Bed Stuy or Crown Heights, if you catch my meaning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:51 PM (x0n13)

61 Her face is way too thin to take a blow that produces that much blood, and not produce bruising and swelling around at least her temple. More likely her same side eye and cheek.

This is bullshit. This is a fake. End of story.

Plus, look at her. Does she look the type that would take this in a stoic fashion ? No, she is not. Again, face too thin. Features too sharp. Now, if she was round cheeked and ruddy ? Maybe.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 06:51 PM (SLmBK)

62 41 35 She blew the messaging like Jussie blew the acting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

. . . And the two Nigerian guys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:47 PM (x0n13)
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I served that up on a platter ur welcome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

63 Oh, Neo NAZIS.

Jeez. Nope, I completely whiffed on that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:52 PM (LLGFx)

64 Not gonna be so easy to lie about viruses and laptops this election season.

@AndrewBailey

🚨BREAKING: The Fifth Circuit has upheld the district court’s order in our free speech case, Missouri v. Biden, enjoining the White House, Surgeon General, CDC, & FBI from violating the First Amendment rights of millions of Americans.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

65 Plus, look at her. Does she look the type that would take this in a stoic fashion ? No, she is not. Again, face too thin. Features too sharp. Now, if she was round cheeked and ruddy ? Maybe.
Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 06:51 PM (SLmBK)

At least a little puffy around the eyes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:53 PM (LLGFx)

66 why would Minneapolis carjack lady fake such an incident
Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 06:50 PM (geLO

Everybody asks that question.

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 06:53 PM (QBaJw)

67 I want to buy Riley lunch. What a perfect response to that cretin, all said with a smile. I love it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 08, 2023 06:53 PM (Br8mK)

68 all those anti-Riley activists protesting Riley probably break a sweat crossing the street. They're chanting:Can't Swim Riley!

how many of them can stay afloat in 6 ft of water without some kind of assistsance? I imagine not too many of them.

and that goes for Olberqueef too.

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2023 06:54 PM (2IaMe)

69 More like Bed Stuy or Crown Heights, if you catch my meaning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:51 PM (x0n13)
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Mmm

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

70 Ta'Kiya The pregnant woman that was shot by Blendon Township police is on video surveillance stealing bottles of liquor from Kroger with 2 other females

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2023 06:54 PM (dKiJG)

71 You didn't suck my lady penis!
LITERAL GENOCIDE!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 08, 2023 06:54 PM (knlFM)

72 I think in about 3 hours I'm gonna have to call a doctor about this massive raging schadenboner.
Posted by: CppThis at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM

I'm here for you.

Posted by: Cora Segal at September 08, 2023 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

73 That blood is fake.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 06:55 PM (q9vYD)

74 Ms. Gaines is a looker!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 06:55 PM (MeG8a)

75 It's a power move. They're making other people say certain things when they're not even present. It makes their self-perception the *most important thing* two other people are discussing, even enlisting them to enforce it out of earshot.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 08, 2023 06:55 PM (JuMV1)

76 And folks, for those of you that have actually been in a fight ? OK, and also garrett if you wrecked your Vespa ?

Blood does not spread that thin and poor that much at the same time. This pic is completely fake. Even old school wrestling did it better than this.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 06:56 PM (SLmBK)

77 72 I think in about 3 hours I'm gonna have to call a doctor about this massive raging schadenboner.
Posted by: CppThis at September 08, 2023 06:45 PM

I'm here for you.
Posted by: Cora Segal at September 08, 2023 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Damn. I forgot Trigglypuff's real name.

Also, I was thinking you were going in that Lena Dunham bikini photo some asshole linked a couple weeks ago that is burned into my memory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:56 PM (LLGFx)

78 "bridge that gap"
Is that the new phrase for "submit!"?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 06:56 PM (MeG8a)

79 Boy, is this c***y ever effed up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (xTRSc)

80 I suspect real criminals wanted her car and were getting it one way or another
Why do I think chances were it was minorities, anyone could commit the crime certainly but that she didn't go all it was MAGA makes me think she couldn't go that far.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (fwDg9)

81 Not gonna be so easy to lie about viruses and laptops this election season.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (knlFM)

82 Google claims that "people of all genders can menstruate." When you type in "Can men menstruate,"

I've had a hematuria; that's as close to menstruating as a man can get.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

83 78 "bridge that gap"
Is that the new phrase for "submit!"?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 06:56 PM (MeG8a)

The gap you have to bridge is Stacey Abrams thigh gap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (LLGFx)

84 Ace, would you consider making this a weekly feature here at the HQ? A wonderful summary of the Empire of Lies…

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (PCK5/)

85 Google, which restrict access to sites like this one and suppresses true information by branding it "disinformation," claims that men can menstruate.
________

Maybe it was poorly phrased, and they meant that men can suffer from menstrual periods. Like the ones our mothers, sisters, then wives and daughters have.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (brAQZ)

86 Let's pretend this hasn't been shot down a ton of times in the past:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 5h
California lawmakers approve new taxes on guns, ammunition

California Gov. Gavin Newsom will have the chance to approve an excise tax on firearms and ammunition after Assembly Bill 28 was passed on Thursday.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 06:58 PM (krqg6)

87 @6 The irony that transpersons can't reproduce naturally and thus are doomed to self-imposed "genocide" (what race are transpeople again?) is lost on them.

----

Only if they're post-op. If they haven't had the surgery, then they can still reproduce with other trans of the opposite sex.

There are also the "non-binary" ones that (currently, at any rate) fall under the "trans" heading, and probably don't have surgical plans in their future, since they claim that they're neither man nor woman.

Posted by: junior at September 08, 2023 06:58 PM (TgaOt)

88 82 Google claims that "people of all genders can menstruate." When you type in "Can men menstruate,"

I've had a hematuria; that's as close to menstruating as a man can get.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

I am going to assume that is something to do with the dick bleeding.

I passed a 4.5mm stone at a work urinal.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:58 PM (LLGFx)

89 Riley Gaines is cute. Not hubba hubba cute. But OK cute.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 06:59 PM (xTRSc)

90 Indian tribes fighting each other. I've read that the were ferocious battles.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2023 06:59 PM (ziH0B)

91
Yeah, Riley Gaines gets my blood flowing, in a non-menstrual way.

Very attractive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2023 06:59 PM (x0n13)

92 The Nazis passed a law changing the name of all the male Jews so their middle name was Abraham and females the middle name was Sarah. Because some names weren't "Jewish" enough for easy identification.

Pronouns are grammar, stop politicizing language.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 06:59 PM (RIvkX)

93 I've had a hematuria; that's as close to menstruating as a man can get.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 06:57 PM (ynpvh)

I am going to assume that is something to do with the dick bleeding.

I passed a 4.5mm stone at a work urinal.

*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 06:58 PM (LLGFx)

I never felt more like a woman than the time I closed my zipper too fast.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:00 PM (QBaJw)

94 Hurricane Lee downgraded to a Cat 4.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:00 PM (krqg6)

95 Riley Gaines just exudes Normal…

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2023 07:00 PM (PCK5/)

96 What would be the point of faking a car jacking and a beating unless she had changed her opinions about sentencing and the police and needed some justification for doing so?

Unless she's just a narcissist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 07:00 PM (4HvRH)

97 19 Luck is not a matter of coincidence, Tuna. Luck is a matter of exploiting or failing to navigate an unexpected opportunity.

when the Irish bricklayer fell off the scaffold and landed on a man waiting for a streetcar on the sidewalk below, was it good luck that kept the Irishman from serious injury, or bad luck for the inattentive pedestrian below who suffered a broken back?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (xhaym)
----
"The Bricklayer's Lament"? It's classic humor.
https://is.gd/6p8ao7

Posted by: Ciampino - It's Physics you know at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (qfLjt)

98 >>I passed a 4.5mm stone at a work urinal.

You measured it?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

99 I never felt more like a woman than the time I closed my zipper too fast.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:00 PM (QBaJw)

'The beans are where the frank should be!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (LLGFx)

100 I want to buy Riley lunch. What a perfect response to that cretin, all said with a smile. I love it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 08, 2023 06:53 PM (Br8mK)

I'd like to introduce her to grandson of Diogenes.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (uSHSS)

101 Riley Gaines is cute. Not hubba hubba cute. But OK cute.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 06:59 PM (xTRSc)

Gay

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (QBaJw)

102 Neopeonouns?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (63Dwl)

103 That chick with "blood on her face"

I did better fake blood when I dressed up for Halloween.

Fucking bullshit. You are stoopid.

Immona go watch movies.

I am sick of "real life." A glitch in the matrix, if you will.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (T/Lqj)

104 Maybe it was poorly phrased, and they meant that men can suffer from menstrual periods. Like the ones our mothers, sisters, then wives and daughters have.

Oh, every man in the house with a woman that menstruates suffers once a month. I have much respect for the old cultures that used to build the menstruating tents and shacks. Makes sense. Nobody wants to live through that insanity. But at the same time, making them live in the wild just wouldn't be right.

Would be much more peaceful. Yet still, a little guilty.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (SLmBK)

105 Yes, I've bled before (and have been a regular blood donor) and that's not blood. Maybe cranberry juice.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 07:02 PM (MeG8a)

106 Yeah, that "blood" looks more like cherry cool-aid.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 08, 2023 07:02 PM (XMwZJ)

107 I brought home a girl like that (not really as hawt but still) from California and mom and dad were...displeased.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

108 Indian tribes fighting each other. I've read that there were ferocious battles.
------
Warring bands formalize treaty, remember dead
MARK HUME; VANCOUVER; Globe & Mail; PUBLISHED JULY 28, 2003
This article was published more than 20 years ago. Some information may no longer be current.

It took more than 100 years for peace to come formally to Graveyard Valley, but it finally did this summer when two native nations that had warred for generations camped together for the first time.
https://tinyurl.com/2s6e5uf4

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

109 86 Let's pretend this hasn't been shot down a ton of times in the past:

Hot news @TheNewsTrending 5h
California lawmakers approve new taxes on guns, ammunition

California Gov. Gavin Newsom will have the chance to approve an excise tax on firearms and ammunition after Assembly Bill 28 was passed on Thursday.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 06:58 PM (krqg6)

Newsome is a cocksucking bastardly son-of-a-bitch. And that's his good side.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

110 My own pronoun policy is simple. The only compromise I will make is "s/he/it". My wife is southern. Pronounce it as she would.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (brAQZ)

111 98 >>I passed a 4.5mm stone at a work urinal.

You measured it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

Actually yes. I passed the damn thing 8 months after I went into the hospital for it. The CT scan said it was 4.5mm, so I was checking just to see if it was the same one.

When you pass a rock that big through your dick, you are kind of running on euphoria. It is hard to describe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (LLGFx)

112 I don't know. That blood looks watery and fake. Maybe the carjacking is a hoax. Then again, I don't believe anything anymore.

Posted by: InZona at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (grRII)

113 >>What would be the point of faking a car jacking and a beating unless she had changed her opinions about sentencing and the police and needed some justification for doing so?

Unless she's just a narcissist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

that's what I was wondering
if she's such an anti-police activist, then faking an assault seems to be at odds with the point she is supposedly trying to make

just trying to get an understanding of the logic here

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (geLO8)

114 >>I passed a 4.5mm stone at a work urinal.

You measured it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

Did you chip the porcelain?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (uSHSS)

115 "I passed a 4.5mm stone at a work urinal."

I hear that's one of those things that defies physics. It's a 4.5mm stone that feels like an 18 stone.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (aXxgO)

116 108 Indian tribes fighting each other. I've read that there were ferocious battles.
------
Warring bands formalize treaty, remember dead
MARK HUME; VANCOUVER; Globe & Mail; PUBLISHED JULY 28, 2003
This article was published more than 20 years ago. Some information may no longer be current.

It took more than 100 years for peace to come formally to Graveyard Valley, but it finally did this summer when two native nations that had warred for generations camped together for the first time.
https://tinyurl.com/2s6e5uf4

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

and then the murders began...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

117 Ah, #3, you and me both with the fake blood. Shoulda' read the comments.

Posted by: InZona at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM (grRII)

118 Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (krqg6)

"No, I didn't mean literally bury the hatchet!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

119 Worse CA news...

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 3h
🚨#BREAKING: California has become the first U.S. state to recognize 'Transgender History Month

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM (krqg6)

120 Keith Olberdork

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM (W/9Bb)

121 Blood is bright red, not purple.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

122 and all watery.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

123 Google, which restrict access to sites like this one and suppresses true information by branding it "disinformation," claims that men can menstruate.

Of course they can. It's right there in the fucking word. MENstruate.

Posted by: Like duh at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (fhX0j)

124 Did you chip the porcelain?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (uSHSS)
===
Exqctly my question

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (RIvkX)

125 also guys, if you're bleeding thru your johnson, you have kidney stones, most likely

been there

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (geLO8)

126 Unless she's just a narcissist?

It's like nobody here has ever been a woman, known most women, or read a single damn thing about most women.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (SLmBK)

127 'The beans are where the frank should be!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:01 PM (LLGFx)

I don't know about Frank, but I can tell you about Larry.

Posted by: B. Obama at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (QBaJw)

128 Did you chip the porcelain?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (uSHSS)

I heard it tink.

How graphic do you guys want me to be here? It's a whole production on fluid dynamics in a semi rigid structure...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (LLGFx)

129 And Riley Gaines' bitchslapping of that stupid fuck Olberdouche was epic.

Posted by: Like duh at September 08, 2023 07:06 PM (fhX0j)

130 110 My own pronoun policy is simple. The only compromise I will make is "s/he/it". My wife is southern. Pronounce it as she would.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (brAQZ)

Asshole works. Doesn't matter what supposed gender.
"Hey, Asshole, wadda you want?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

131 Keith Olbermann is a fucking gawdamn retarded shit stain who has no clue that 90 percent of America recognizes him as a gawdamn retarded shit stain.

Enjoy your bubble bath you fucking gawdamn retarded shit stain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (T/Lqj)

132 >>>3 That looks like fake blood to me. I'm no trauma ER tech but...looks wrong.

I've now heard that people are speculating that this is a hoax.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (KRtlO)

133 Shoulda' read the comments.
Posted by: InZona at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM

Why you wanna break a Horde custom from time immemorial?

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)

134 That pic of "Chairwoman Shivanthi Sathanandan" looks faked. She looks too put together and cheerful to have "bruises all over her body and a broken leg"

The incident may have happened, it would be a weird lie; but the pic looks like something someone photoshopped in a hurry to go with the story.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (3cGpq)

135 >>What would be the point of faking a car jacking and a beating unless she had changed her opinions about sentencing and the police and needed some justification for doing so?

I could be wrong but I haven't heard her call for refunding the police. It was inevitable that her insane policies would lead to increased crime so rather than admit she was wrong she claims victim status and just says "Something must be done" to make her one with the little people.

What she wants done remains to be seen but I doubt it is return to normal law and order.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)

136 Like duh: "And Riley Gaines' bitchslapping of that stupid fuck Olberdouche was epic."

I'm pretty sure it sent him straight to his fainting tub.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (aXxgO)

137 115 "I passed a 4.5mm stone at a work urinal."

I hear that's one of those things that defies physics. It's a 4.5mm stone that feels like an 18 stone.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (aXxgO)

The ones that look like jacks are real bastards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

138 Riley is an athlete, so those of you who prefer a little fat here and there may be disappointed...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (MeG8a)

139 108?Indian tribes fighting each other.

Now they’re called “Bharati” trines, H8ter!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (xTRSc)

140 I've now heard that people are speculating that this is a hoax.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (KRtlO)

*looks around*

Well... we are. Are we not people to you, ace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:08 PM (LLGFx)

141 137 115 "I passed a 4.5mm stone at a work urinal."

I hear that's one of those things that defies physics. It's a 4.5mm stone that feels like an 18 stone.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (aXxgO)

The ones that look like jacks are real bastards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

https://is.gd/k7pxTN

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

142 Artemis Gordon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 08, 2023 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

143 73 That blood is fake.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 06:55 PM (q9vYD)

Dried blood is darker than that? It looks off. Her eyes aren't red either. Who takes a picture of their face after being attacked?

If I was carjacked violently, with a broken leg mind you, in front of my children, the first thing I'd do is post it. All for the 'gram.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 08, 2023 07:08 PM (Br8mK)

144 Global boiling strikes again...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 49m
BREAKING: Massive 6.8 magnitude earthquake hits #Morocco

USGS [??] map here:
https://tinyurl.com/pes6yb8s

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:08 PM (krqg6)

145 119 Worse CA news...

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 3h
🚨#BREAKING: California has become the first U.S. state to recognize 'Transgender History Month

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM (krqg6)

Make it February, give the Blacks a longer month.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

146 https://tinyurl.com/354v496t
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 07:09 PM (fwDg9)

147 The initial report on the Minnesota carjacking said that the victim suffered a "broken leg". If true, that is real commitment to a hoax.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 07:09 PM (MeG8a)

148 I could stand to read a little less about people passing blood, and things.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2023 07:09 PM (xTRSc)

149 What would be the point of faking a car jacking and a beating unless she had changed her opinions about sentencing and the police and needed some justification for doing so?

Point Number One ? We're paying attention to her. Even if only to call out her bullshit. She's a woman less than forty. Point Number One is good enough for that bunch.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 07:10 PM (SLmBK)

150 119 Worse CA news...

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 3h
🚨#BREAKING: California has become the first U.S. state to recognize 'Transgender History Month

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM (krqg6)

Better yet, Peg it as the last 5 or 6 days of the French Revolutionary Calendar.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

151 The ones that look like jacks are real bastards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

https://is.gd/k7pxTN
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

Struvite(sp?) right?

Mine was a calcium stone. I still have it around here somewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:10 PM (LLGFx)

152 jim (in Kalifornia): "https://is.gd/k7pxTN"

Jesus Christ! That thing's real!?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Neo at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (aXxgO)

153 "I heard it tink.

How graphic do you guys want me to be here? It's a whole production on fluid dynamics in a semi rigid structure..."

So- like 1/3 of a 22lr round. Impressive. What did the report sound like?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (M5z+9)

154 So that chick that was 'beaten severely'? Yeah, I've been beaten severely. It doesn't look like some blood on the side of your face. It's Black eye, deep facial cuts, and fat lips.

Posted by: Joey Scammooch at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (ELQx+)

155 Were I to be forced to announce my pronouns in my office e-mails, they would be y'all and all y'all.

Because, second person. Someone speaking directly to me. I don't fucking give a shit what anyone say about me behind my back. I've heard it all before.

Second person. It's all y'all's friend.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (T/Lqj)

156 Riley is an athlete, so those of you who prefer a little fat here and there may be disappointed...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 07:07 PM (MeG8a)

*Raises hand*

I volunteer to look here and there for it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (QBaJw)

157 125 also guys, if you're bleeding thru your johnson, you have kidney stones, most likely

been there

Posted by: DB - camped out at the edge of reality at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (geLO

Serious kidney cysts of complex kind. Was on a blood thinner for TIAs, started pissing blood. Worst one lasted for two weeks, saw my red blood cell level drop a couple of points. I had cramps, was grumpy, and was bleeding. Wife called it my Manstruation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

158 If I was carjacked violently, with a broken leg mind you, in front of my children, the first thing I'd do is post it. All for the 'gram.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September
---

Election season's right. around the corner.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (ziH0B)

159 Shit. Read the content.

*off to the content.

Posted by: Reforger at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (B705c)

160 So- like 1/3 of a 22lr round. Impressive. What did the report sound like?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (M5z+9)

Hard to say. I was muttering 'what the fuck?' a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:12 PM (LLGFx)

161 119 Worse CA news...

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 3h
🚨#BREAKING: California has become the first U.S. state to recognize 'Transgender History Month
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:04 PM (krqg6)

Yeah but dat weather tho, amiright?

Posted by: California uber alles! at September 08, 2023 07:12 PM (fhX0j)

162 Ok, maybe I don't give a shit she was beaten...could be that.

Posted by: Joey Scammooch at September 08, 2023 07:12 PM (ELQx+)

163 "BREAKING: Massive 6.8 magnitude earthquake hits #Morocco"

Putting the mo rocco in Morocco.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2023 07:12 PM (KAi1n)

164 That looks like fake blood to me. I'm no trauma ER tech but...looks wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 08, 2023 06:34 PM (xcxpd)

Yes- that was my first thought too!. And there's no swelling, visible gaping wounds or thee grossness that comes with actual pummeling, PLUS she's taking the time to take a selfie!!

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2023 07:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

165 154 So that chick that was 'beaten severely'? Yeah, I've been beaten severely. It doesn't look like some blood on the side of your face. It's Black eye, deep facial cuts, and fat lips.
Posted by: Joey Scammooch at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (ELQx+)

We can ask Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:13 PM (LLGFx)

166 The last time I bled really profusely I was slicing ginger with a mandoline, but wasn't using the shoe. Of course that thing is so sharp I didn't even feel the cut. I notice my ginger slices were coming out red. Then I looked on the floor, blood was everywhere. "Whose blood is that?" I asked myself...
I thought I would require a tourniquet.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 07:13 PM (MeG8a)

167 Even getting womped up side the head leaves quite a swelling

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 07:13 PM (fwDg9)

168 Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 07:10 PM (SLmBK)

I mentioned the possibility that she was a narcissist

P.S Nice to see you again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2023 07:14 PM (4HvRH)

169 How graphic do you guys want me to be here? It's a whole production on fluid dynamics in a semi rigid structure..."

Could it poke your eye out?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at September 08, 2023 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

170 gourmand du jour: "The initial report on the Minnesota carjacking said that the victim suffered a 'broken leg'. If true, that is real commitment to a hoax."

That was the initial field diagnosis. At the hospital, she was upgraded to "perfectly healthy but still stupid".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Neo at September 08, 2023 07:14 PM (aXxgO)

171 Is Riley kin to Rowdy?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2023 07:15 PM (ziH0B)

172 Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen
It's OK to think that pronouns are funny. It's OK to feel as though pronouns are strange.
What's not OK is to intentionally make someone feel less human than you because they want to be identified with a certain pronoun that you refuse to use.

What harm is it doing to call someone a pronoun that you don't agree with?

Stop being divisive and start trying bridge that gap.

If someone wants me to call them a dinosaur I'll do it if I know it would be offensive if I don't.

Life is too short to start arguments over this type of thing.

Life is too short to deny reality, Ed. Also, you're one of the more divisive SOB's on the internet so fuck off.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 08, 2023 07:15 PM (o4wD0)

173 144 Global boiling strikes again...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 49m
BREAKING: Massive 6.8 magnitude earthquake hits #Morocco

USGS [??] map here:
https://tinyurl.com/pes6yb8s

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:08 PM (krqg6)

Lots of thrust vs stike-slip according to the Moment Tensor beachball. Somewhat close to Marrakesh

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

174 I was originally on Riley's side until I saw the video of the protestors. Their logic and well reasoned arguments cannot be denied.
They made me switch sides!

(Yes, this is sarcasm)

Posted by: Chemist at September 08, 2023 07:15 PM (Mt252)

175 Putting the mo rocco in Morocco.
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Sheik, sheik, your booty

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:16 PM (krqg6)

176 If I was carjacked violently, with a broken leg mind you, in front of my children, the first thing I'd do is post it. All for the 'gram.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September
---

Yep. That's not a believable head wound. I've had zits that look more deadly than whatever that is.

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2023 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

177 Blood looks fake. And her hair and makeup are in remarkably good shape for someone who allegedly just got the shit beaten out of her. And she's standing...on her broken leg...taking a selfie. That's the first thing I'd think to do after getting carjacked and having the piss beat out of me. Yup.

Posted by: Has a wee hint of fakery at September 08, 2023 07:16 PM (fhX0j)

178 I heard it tink.

How graphic do you guys want me to be here? It's a whole production on fluid dynamics in a semi rigid structure...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (LLGFx)
===
S'ok.

You said what we wanted to hear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (RIvkX)

179 Even getting womped up side the head leaves quite a swelling.

And when your features are that thin ? Yeah, any good lick to the side of her melon is going to re-arrange things. Now, if she was some broad-cheeked, strong chinned chic from Wisconsin ? A sturdy girl ? Different story, maybe.

This broad is a long way from taking an Ike Turner talking to and then Tina Turnering it onstage.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (SLmBK)

180 "Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 07:13 PM (MeG8a)"

*fist bump*

I was slicing eggplant and included one slice of finger flesh.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (M5z+9)

181 That was the initial field diagnosis. At the hospital, she was upgraded to "perfectly healthy but still stupid".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Neo at September 08, 2023 07:14 PM (aXxgO)

Anyone who has ever seen Euro soccer knows that broken legs can be walked off... after the player on the other team gets a yellow card.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (QBaJw)

182 152 jim (in Kalifornia): "https://is.gd/k7pxTN"

Jesus Christ! That thing's real!?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Neo at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (aXxgO)

https://is.gd/oRAV9o

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

183 California also King on removing children from parents if they don't go with the Trannie they turned their children into

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (fwDg9)

184 The View: It's just not fair to big blue sanctuary cities to have to shelter so many illegal aliens! They need to be "resettled elsewhere," "spread out" throughout the country, to... red jurisdictions, obviously.
----
Nope. They need to be thrown back over the border they crossed. The money needs to go to needy Americans.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's Physics you know! at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (qfLjt)

185 RFK jr. says he could run as an Independent.
Split that vote, Bobby!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 08, 2023 07:18 PM (MeG8a)

186 *tinfoil hat*

There was another woman (who the report was originally about with the broken leg) who she hit with the car, so she made a fake report about getting viciously carjacked... nah they supposedly found the kids, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:18 PM (LLGFx)

187 Poor cat. LOL!!!

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2023 07:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

188 Life is too short to start arguments over this type of thing.

Then life is too short to argue because I refuse to go along. I love it whenever fuckers bring this kind of argument. It's so easy to punch through.

If it's no big deal ? Then my refusal is equally trivial.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 07:18 PM (SLmBK)

189 155 Were I to be forced to announce my pronouns in my office e-mails, they would be y'all and all y'all.

Because, second person. Someone speaking directly to me. I don't fucking give a shit what anyone say about me behind my back. I've heard it all before.

Second person. It's all y'all's friend.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (T/Lqj)

My pronouns are:
and
Live with it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

190 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 2h
Shannon Brandt who murdered Cayler Ellingson for being a Republican was sentenced today to 5 years in prison.

Shannon reportedly told 911 that Cayler was part of a “Republican extremist group.”

Meanwhile Republicans are getting jailed for 17 years for tearing down a fence.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:19 PM (krqg6)

191 Did you chip the porcelain?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 07:03 PM (uSHSS)

I heard it tink.

How graphic do you guys want me to be here? It's a whole production on fluid dynamics in a semi rigid structure...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:05 PM (LLGFx)
***

Ahhhhh....that's ok.
Had a Captain working for me go thru this. I hurt just watching him.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 07:19 PM (uSHSS)

192 182 152 jim (in Kalifornia): "https://is.gd/k7pxTN"

Jesus Christ! That thing's real!?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Neo at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (aXxgO)

https://is.gd/oRAV9o
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

Yep, they are decidedly unpleasant. I am assuming those are after surgical removal. Mine was more smooth and rounded on one end and jagged at the other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:19 PM (LLGFx)

193 I was originally on Riley's side until I saw the video of the protestors. Their logic and well reasoned arguments cannot be denied.
They made me switch sides!

(Yes, this is sarcasm)
Posted by: Chemist at September 08, 2023 07:15 PM (Mt252)

It hurts me that you had to add the parenthetical.

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

194 160 So- like 1/3 of a 22lr round. Impressive. What did the report sound like?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM (M5z+9)

Hard to say. I was muttering 'what the fuck?' a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:12 PM (LLGFx)

LOL, I'm sorry, but sounded like me when I started pissing blood darker than a red wine...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

195 #190 addendum:

Xavi @xavierverse 1h Replying to @libsoftiktok
Couldn’t believe what I just read. Pleaded guilty to manslaughter but only given a five year sentence. That’s highly unusual.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (krqg6)

196 BurtTC: "Anyone who has ever seen Euro soccer knows that broken legs can be walked off... after the player on the other team gets a yellow card."

Making fun of soccer and during Pride Month. Shameful.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (aXxgO)

197 I'm going to go out on a limb and say Riley Gaines is a one. A smoking, hot, one.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (o4wD0)

198 *fist bump*

I was slicing eggplant and included one slice of finger flesh.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (M5z+9)

I cut myself on one with cheap plastic parts around the blade.

So, genius that I am, I thought the problem could be solved by getting a more expensive one with all metal parts.

I still have my thumb... barely. No longer have any mandolin slicers in the house.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (QBaJw)

199 Why are we spilling so many electrons on this woman's 'carjacking'? With the blog's newly-acquired Disinformation Expert, we should get back to discussing the important topics, and leave the disinformationing to the Experts, who will report back to us in due time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2023 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)

200 My pronouns. Pronouns are for for Dbags.

Posted by: Joey Scammooch at September 08, 2023 07:21 PM (ELQx+)

201 @190

>>Meanwhile Republicans are getting jailed for 17 years for tearing down a fence.

And 22 years for not even being there but for merely being... A General.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2023 07:21 PM (ATbOW)

202 I'd love to freestyle in her lane IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: In 2 minutes or less! at September 08, 2023 07:21 PM (fhX0j)

203 If blood comes out of your dick, you're not menstruating. You need to consult a physician immediately. Your own doctor, an urgent care clinic, an ER, whatever. You don't have a pussy, and it isn't normal. You're probably dying. Pick up the phone, and admit you aren't a chick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (0FoWg)

Malignant tumors bleed more readily that ordinary tissue. If you pass blood it may mean that a kidney tumor has suffered some trauma and is bleeding. Definitely time to see the Dr. (and thank your guardian Angel).

Posted by: Jaavems at September 08, 2023 07:22 PM (NGPlf)

204 Now if the chairwoman had only claimed a scalp laceration? I might have bought it. Been 29 years since I saw one. Little brother didn't duck quite low enough and got a cut on his scalp. Just a minor injury but did bleed a lot.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 08, 2023 07:22 PM (3cGpq)

205 This thread has really gone off the rails.
Killer zits. Monster kidney stones. Broken legs. Maybe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 07:22 PM (RIvkX)

206 Making fun of soccer and during Pride Month. Shameful.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (aXxgO)

I should be ashamed of myself, like someone who sails a free kick 20 feet over the goal.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:22 PM (QBaJw)

207 Life is too short to start arguments over this type of thing.

Then life is too short to argue because I refuse to go along. I love it whenever fuckers bring this kind of argument. It's so easy to punch through.

If it's no big deal ? Then my refusal is equally trivial.
Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 07:18 PM (SLmBK)

Exactly. And if adhering to an objective truth is not worth their time or effort, what exactly is their purpose in life?

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2023 07:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

208 RFK jr. says he could run as an Independent.
Split that vote, Bobby!
----
Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd
👀 Robert F. Kennedy Jr on the New Tricks the DNC is Pulling, Says He May Need to ‘Look at Other Alternatives’

“They’ve made rules that if any candidate sets foot in the state of Iowa or sets foot in the state of New Hampshire, then none of the votes that are cast for that candidate will be tallied. In other words any delegate that I win in New Hampshire or Iowa would go instead to the President.... If you add up all the super-delegates that they control, and all of the automatic delegates that just go to the party, I would have to win almost 80% of all the states”

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
I wonder how long the DNC can screw @RobertKennedyJr before he decides to destroy them.

A third-party run would do it.

Their greatest fear must be a Democrat who is unafraid and unbribable.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9aefvy

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:22 PM (krqg6)

209 Jesus Christ! That thing's real!?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Neo at September 08, 2023 07:11 PM

I hear that, how you say, a lot.

Posted by: Paolo at September 08, 2023 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

210 Life is too short to start arguments over this type of thing.

No it isn't.

Posted by: Argument Clinic at September 08, 2023 07:23 PM (fhX0j)

211 The ones that look like jacks are real bastards.
Posted by: jim

Under magnification they *all* look like caltrops.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 08, 2023 07:23 PM (1qDgz)

212 I’ve never had anyone tell me what pronouns I should use when conversing with them. If it ever happens I think I just won’t converse with them. Problem solved I think.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 08, 2023 07:24 PM (Fwuhb)

213 If blood comes out of your dick, you're not menstruating. You need to consult a physician immediately. Your own doctor, an urgent care clinic, an ER, whatever. You don't have a pussy, and it isn't normal. You're probably dying. Pick up the phone, and admit you aren't a chick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2023 06:40 PM (0FoWg)

Malignant tumors bleed more readily that ordinary tissue. If you pass blood it may mean that a kidney tumor has suffered some trauma and is bleeding. Definitely time to see the Dr. (and thank your guardian Angel).
Posted by: Jaavems at September 08, 2023 07:22 PM (NGPlf)

Alright, alright, calm down Marcus Welby and Ben Casey. Can we just say if I'm bleeding from my weener, that maybe it's cervical cancer?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:24 PM (QBaJw)

214 The ones that look like jacks are real bastards.
Posted by: jim

Under magnification they *all* look like caltrops.
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I forgot to mention: made of shards of glass.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 08, 2023 07:24 PM (1qDgz)

215 can we have a blood spatter expert weigh in on the blood trails? one who examines them, not inflicts them? because usually scalp and facial wounds bleed like hell untreated, but look great with Lester orating. lets have an expert take a look see. hmmm?

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 08, 2023 07:25 PM (glGDV)

216 Just to give the uninitiated a small clue, that rock coming out of my dick was maybe 1/10 of the pain I felt when it stopped close to my kidney 8 months earlier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:25 PM (LLGFx)

217 I know what it look like on her face; the reddish water left over when you're painting something with red water colors.

$20 says that's what tripped and spilled on herself.

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

218 "I still have my thumb... barely. No longer have any mandolin slicers in the house.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (QBaJw)"

ER nurse was ex Army and relentlessly mocked me. By the time I got home, I took that thing out back, stomped on it, and lit it on fire. She also told me that after Christmas she saw at least one similar injury a week. They should outlaw those things.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (M5z+9)

219 I was slicing eggplant and included one slice of finger flesh.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:17 PM (M5z+9)

I cut myself on one with cheap plastic parts around the blade.

So, genius that I am, I thought the problem could be solved by getting a more expensive one with all metal parts.

I still have my thumb... barely. No longer have any mandolin slicers in the house.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (QBaJw)
***

There I was in my Army Dress Blues. All set for the New Years Reception with the commander. I saw a thread hanging from the third button. The only scissors I had were these big bastards.
I cut the thread. And then some.
It's a small scar.
Alcohol may of been involved.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (uSHSS)

220 Life is too short to start arguments over this type of thing.

No it isn't.

Posted by: Argument Clinic at September 08, 2023 07:23 PM (fhX0j)

This was overdue. Lol.

Posted by: Joey Scammooch at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (ELQx+)

221 199 Why are we spilling so many electrons on this woman's 'carjacking'? With the blog's newly-acquired Disinformation Expert, we should get back to discussing the important topics, and leave the disinformationing to the Experts, who will report back to us in due time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2023 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)
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Agreed. She needs to get bsck in the kitchen and make my samosas.

Posted by: Ciampino - Indian cooking is heavenly even when hot at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (qfLjt)

222 Alright, alright, calm down Marcus Welby and Ben Casey. Can we just say if I'm bleeding from my weener, that maybe it's cervical cancer?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:24 PM (QBaJw)

Spine cancer? That's rough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (LLGFx)

223 185 RFK jr. says he could run as an Independent.
Split that vote, Bobby!
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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He does that & I'm sending him a donation.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (ziH0B)

224 Exactly. And if adhering to an objective truth is not worth their time or effort, what exactly is their purpose in life?

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2023 07:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

Mine seems to be two-fold.

Firstly - to drink as much beer as I wish, that I can honestly afford, and enjoy every damn day until I die without harming anyone else. It's a metaphor for how I really live now, with "beer" meaning all the things I enjoy. And also beer, which I enjoy immensely.

Second - telling every scold that doesn't like me drinking at 10:00 AM to Fuck Off. That's also a metaphor, but not really. It's pretty literal.

Posted by: Nope at September 08, 2023 07:27 PM (SLmBK)

225 Geez am I glad I'm not InCali anymore.

Posted by: InZona at September 08, 2023 07:27 PM (grRII)

226 can we have a blood spatter expert weigh in on the blood trails?

I don't do that anymore.

Posted by: Dexter at September 08, 2023 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

227 Nood Cafe

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

228 RFK jr. says he could run as an Independent.
Split that vote, Bobby!
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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He does that & I'm sending him a donation.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (ziH0B)

Well the left has consistently funded fake Republicans to run to split our vote.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 08, 2023 07:27 PM (pmmLi)

229 Nancy Pelosi is running for reelection.

She just can't stop sucking the government lucre.

The up and comers scheduled to move up are all looking for their agonizers right now. It is a game of musical chairs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2023 07:28 PM (RIvkX)

230 They should outlaw those things.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (M5z+9)

I'm assuming they're all manufactured by Maimway Enterprises.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:28 PM (QBaJw)

231 218 "I still have my thumb... barely. No longer have any mandolin slicers in the house.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:20 PM (QBaJw)"

ER nurse was ex Army and relentlessly mocked me. By the time I got home, I took that thing out back, stomped on it, and lit it on fire. She also told me that after Christmas she saw at least one similar injury a week. They should outlaw those things.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (M5z+9)

Mandolin. Would not play.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2023 07:28 PM (ynpvh)

232 Le Café is open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2023 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

233 Some good news:

Leading Report @LeadingReport 4h
BREAKING: Wisconsin Supreme Court rules absentee ballot drop boxes are illegal.

Leading Report @LeadingReport 4h
BREAKING: Teachers in New York City, who were fired for refusing to comply with COVID vaccine mandates, must be given their jobs back and awarded full backpay, a State Supreme Court Judge has ruled

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:29 PM (krqg6)

234 174 I was originally on Riley's side until I saw the video of the protestors. Their logic and well reasoned arguments cannot be denied.
They made me switch sides!

(Yes, this is sarcasm)
Posted by: Chemist at September 08, 2023 07:15 PM (Mt252)

And they totally don't look mentally ill!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 08, 2023 07:29 PM (OX9vb)

235 "Alcohol may of been involved.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2023 07:26 PM (uSHSS)"

Yeah, but how much Celox?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:29 PM (M5z+9)

236 "I'm assuming they're all manufactured by Maimway Enterprises.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2023 07:28 PM (QBaJw)"

Or by a hospital chain.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2023 07:31 PM (M5z+9)

237 Aetius451AD: "Just to give the uninitiated a small clue, that rock coming out of my dick was maybe 1/10 of the pain I felt when it stopped close to my kidney 8 months earlier."

That's only because your kidney never gets toughened up beating it for money.

BTW, did someone say "off the rails"? Magic 8-Ball says, "Keep Trying".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 08, 2023 07:31 PM (aXxgO)

238 Thy shalt not commit false witness

It’s alright to call a boy named sue, sue, if he insists. But calling him a girl degrades your own integrity. And is a sin since you are essentially being called upon to false witness. Therefore it is in violation of my First Amendment Right to Free Expression and the Right to Practice my Religion as I see fit.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at September 08, 2023 07:31 PM (V8yYW)

239 Why are we spilling so many electrons on this woman's 'carjacking'? With the blog's newly-acquired Disinformation Expert, we should get back to discussing the important topics, and leave the disinformationing to the Experts, who will report back to us in due time.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 08, 2023 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)
........

The DE must report directly to AoS AI which will then decide what to tell us and how we should feel about it. This could take some time.

Posted by: wth at September 08, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

240 #233 update:

Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Michael Gableman says he found that nursing home workers were forging residents' signatures for absentee ballots and pressuring residents to cast ballots who had been adjudicated incompetent during the 2020 election.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 08, 2023 07:34 PM (krqg6)

241 In addition to all the "fake blood" comments above me.....

As I said about the picture last night, that is some very considerate blood. It ran down her face and neck and stopped just before any of it got on her shirt collar!

Posted by: mikeski at September 08, 2023 07:35 PM (DgGvY)

242 demanding that mentally-ill biological men be permitted to enter any intimate, isolated women's space they wanted.

----

The "trans" men who aren't taking hormones or getting surgery, and who put zero effort into "passing" as a woman apart from putting on a dress, growing their hair a bit long, and maybe putting on some lipstick, aren't "mentally ill" (or even "trans", really). They're just straight up predators.

Posted by: Disney, probably at September 08, 2023 07:36 PM (1W3+D)

243 whoops, sockpuppet fail

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 08, 2023 07:37 PM (1W3+D)

244 143 73 That blood is fake.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 08, 2023 06:55 PM (q9vYD)

Dried blood is darker than that? It looks off. Her eyes aren't red either. Who takes a picture of their face after being attacked?

If I was carjacked violently, with a broken leg mind you, in front of my children, the first thing I'd do is post it. All for the 'gram.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 08, 2023 07:08 PM (Br8mK)

Now that you mention it it looks a lot like wine.

And if her leg was broken how is she standing in that picture?

Posted by: Robert at September 08, 2023 07:40 PM (1Yy3c)

245 Yes, men can menstruate. Absolutely. Poke on in the schnozz and you'll get blood every time. And that is what need s to be done periodically.

Posted by: Sergeant Major at September 08, 2023 07:47 PM (hM+Ep)

246 As I posted this mourning: "The rest of the story: https://bit.ly/Lesbian_Avengers for defunding the po-po."

And then, AND THEN, there's this: https://bit.ly/What_does_BM_mean?

Black,
Male

Posted by: Marooned at September 08, 2023 08:00 PM (kt8QE)

247 Me too,

it looks totally fake.

What's her angle?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 08, 2023 08:12 PM (We9fe)

248 What harm is it doing to call someone a pronoun that you don't agree with?
It's doing harm to the language, you idiot. It's not even the correct use of a pronoun. So shut your gob, go away, and do not opine again until you at least grow a third living brain cell.

These people are an offense to the whole human race.

Posted by: GWB at September 08, 2023 08:28 PM (194J0)

249 "I wish I was special.
"But I'm a freak
"I'm a weirdo.
"What the hell am I doing here?
"I don't belong here."
I swear that song was written to be the trans-evangelist anthem.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 08, 2023 09:20 PM (hwQUl)

250 Maybe I'm crazy, but the picture of Sathanandan looks fake to me. That fluid on her face looks more like grape juice than blood. In my experience, a scalp wound bleeds a lot more than that; and a whack on the head hard enough to lacerate the scalp probably would cause swelling and and bruising, possibly even cause a concussion. I have no idea why she would fake something like that, and I could be wrong; but that's how it appears to me.

Posted by: Nemo at September 08, 2023 09:42 PM (S6ArX)

251 Has anybody seen the carjacking police report or talked the the neighbors that supposedly witnessed the incident? The MSM is reporting on this, maybe they could follow up with same actual you know, fact checking. The old fashioned type.

Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2023 11:20 PM (PTDkx)

252 Ed Krassenstein- Life is too short to start arguments over this type of thing.

Also Ed Krassenstein:
“Hey, can you drop the price by a nickel?”
Cashier: “No.”
Ed Krassenstein
“YOU’RE being petty. REEEEEEE!!!”

Eff these people that destroy Domestic Tranquility under the guise of protecting it.

Posted by: Denny Crane at September 09, 2023 06:53 AM (FyQnD)

253 "Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen It's OK to think that pronouns are funny. It's OK to feel as though pronouns are strange."

What is not OK is to intentionally make someone feel less human than you because they do not sign off on your masturbation fantasies.

Posted by: william ferrin at September 09, 2023 02:25 PM (KbXQh)

254 We need to rename the baseball team the "Braves"! It is offensive to "Native Americans" (who are not native to America, they just got here first (and we are still not even sure who "they" were)).

If it is "so offensive" to be called Braves, let us rename them. The Cowards.

In fact, let us ban all "Native American" names. Let us never mention them again, forget that they ever existed. That is what they are asking for, right?

Posted by: Nightfall at September 10, 2023 02:43 PM (xd3qE)

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