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Just in time.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 03:50 PM (N1tpc) 2
We seriously have the worst ruling class in our country's history.
We're vying for "Western World's history" at this point. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 03:51 PM (N1tpc) 3
Doesn't say much about the "before" then
Posted by: It's me donna at September 05, 2023 03:51 PM (bs+z0) 4
I'm surprised that McConnell is not being signed to do the next Iron Man movie.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 03:51 PM (uia9V) 5
Aye.
Posted by: Mitch McConell at September 05, 2023 03:51 PM (EGPRf) 6
Is McConnell going to wear a mask when you can't see him like President Peters?
Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2023 03:51 PM (MALyz) 7
Oh, I'm talking to myself. Better nood.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 03:51 PM (N1tpc) 8
mcconnell is every bid as capable as biden.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 05, 2023 03:52 PM (B1FKF) 9
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 03:52 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg) 11
My guess is Biden is having sexual relations with Diane Feinstein and Diane knows nothing about it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 03:52 PM (uia9V) 12
"Mitch is sharp and he is shrewd. He understands what needs to be done. I'll leave it up to him as to how he wants to discuss that with the American public. I will leave it up to him as to how he wants to discuss that with American public. But there's no doubt in my mind that he is perfectly capable of continuing on at this stage of the game," Rounds said.
++++ LOL. Sure. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg) 13
Senator Mike Rounds: Mitch McConnell Is As Sharp and Capable As He Ever Was
That statement is probably true with Biden. He's always been a brain dead buffoon...he's just too demented, or too powerful, to care enough to try and hide it anymore. Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (JCZqz) 14
Mitch McConnell Is As Sharp and Capable As He Ever Was
++++ Have you considered the truly devastating possibility that this is actually true? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg) 15
As is being pointed out a lot lately, this kind of in-your-face gaslighting is deliberately humiliating. They know it's a lie, and they know you know it's a lie -- but they're going to use their power to make you confess the lie.
========= There are 4 lights. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG) 16
"We all understand that he's good, he's good for our party and he sees the long road ahead," Rounds said. "At this stage of the game, I think he'll continue on."
If that's what you think, you can just f*ck right off. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1) 17
So... he was always a vacuous pimp?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (zZu0s) 18
The only one of the ancients who seems to have a functioning brain is Grassley. That's not enough evidence to dismiss the need to be rid of these guys.
There is one thing. Mitch should wait until after the election, to see if a Republican will get to replace him. Be senility aside, it's never been his habit to help Republicans if there's a pinko to promote. As Molly points out, ANYBODY could have held up the vote on Garland. Posted by: Eeyore at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (brAQZ) 19
Kinda sad I missed the last thread...had a staff meeting to attend...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (YIVH2) 20
mcconnell is every bid as capable as biden.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 05, 2023 03:52 PM (B1FKF) Low bar, but completely true. When the government was much smaller and had fewer tentacles in EVERY aspect of our society, we could vote in nonfunctional dotards. It wasn't a big deal. There was only so much damage they could do. It's a big deal now. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (N1tpc) 21
14 Mitch McConnell Is As Sharp and Capable As He Ever Was
++++ Have you considered the truly devastating possibility that this is actually true? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg) ======= That was actually my first thought. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG) 22
As is being pointed out a lot lately, this kind of in-your-face gaslighting is deliberately humiliating. They know it's a lie, and they know you know it's a lie -- but they're going to use their power to make you confess the lie.
++++ Except the only ones they get to confess the lie are the ones who would do so anyway. No real person believes it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg) 23
Waiting for Mitch to comment here on this. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (V8he0) 24
Line starts at the door...
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson A man who claims he had sex with Barack Obama in 1999 tells his story. Wednesday. 6pm ET. Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (TGPs7) 25
Mitch is sharp and he is shrewd. He understands what needs to be done.
------------------- Which included siding with the Democrats on an obscene spending bill to bypass the incoming Republican House. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (T5lnw) 26
Except the only ones they get to confess the lie are the ones who would do so anyway. No real person believes it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg) ++++ Will confess it, I mean. No real person will say with a straight face that McConnell is in great shape. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg) 27
Top men. We are doomed.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (tA1/w) 28
So am I!!
- Senator Feinstein Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (qftaL) 29
25 Which included siding with the Democrats on an obscene spending bill to bypass the incoming Republican House.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (T5lnw) ========= Which includes Republicans not taking any stand on any judicial nominee Biden puts forward. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG) 30
Any chance we can get Fetterman to say 'putting on the Ritz!'
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM (uia9V) 31
I thought myself reasonably informed but I have never heard of Sen. Mike Rounds before.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM (N3zMI) 32
26 Will confess it, I mean. No real person will say with a straight face that McConnell is in great shape.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg) ========= I'm looking forward to hear about how tough his daily workout schedule is. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM (LvTSG) 33
Sharp and shrewd, eh? Bless your heart.
Posted by: Regular joe at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM (nnp+f) 34
The pertinent question is: do you want Mitch to continue or have the Democratic governor appoint a Democrat?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM (TGPs7) Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 05, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T) 36
My guess is Biden is having sexual relations with Diane Feinstein and Diane knows nothing about it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 03:52 PM (uia9V) --- Neither does FJB... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2023 03:56 PM (YIVH2) 37
Humiliate them back. We're allowed, neigh encouraged" to make fun of republicants.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 05, 2023 03:56 PM (KAi1n) 38
Mitch is sharp and he is shrewd. He understands what needs to be done.
Done for the country? Done for the people he's representing? Or done to make sure his portion of the graft keeps rolling in? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 05, 2023 03:56 PM (Bd6X8) 39
I'm looking forward to hear about how tough his daily workout schedule is.
----------------------- Bet he can bench moar weight than Barry. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 03:56 PM (uia9V) 40
There is very little wrong with our country that would not be ameliorated and likely even cured if everthing in a 25 mile circle from the capital suddenly disappeared.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 03:56 PM (N1tpc) 41
34 The pertinent question is: do you want Mitch to continue or have the Democratic governor appoint a Democrat?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM (TGPs7) ---- To quote Beelzebub incarnate: "At this point, what difference does it make?!" Posted by: ballistic at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (oXNqT) 42
we have become the soviets of the 70s and 80s
Posted by: bored383 at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (4Kzkx) Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (V8he0) 44
Senator Mike Rounds: Mitch McConnell Is As Sharp and Capable As He Ever Was
He's not wrong. Mitch has always stood around staring blankly, not doing shit as the country burns, and collecting donations and a check. In those regards he is, in fact, "as capable as he ever was". For that matter, I find Mitch to be the perfect mascot for the piece of shit Republican Party. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (/11g9) 45
The senate is the worst. The only way it gets fixed is a meteor strike.
Posted by: brak at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (i3UvU) 46
I meant , not ". Oy
Posted by: SFGoth at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (KAi1n) 47
There reaches a point where your reasonable friends have just crossed a line. Joe Biden's child molestation is one of them, where there is no more room for reasoning out of it unless you are also one of them. Anyone covering for him is complicit.
This is that point. Mitch is senile. Anyone supporting him is complicit in a crime. Posted by: LenNeal at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (/BBNv) 48
Sen. Rounds abstained on the vote whether to establish J6 Commission.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (bNf8H) 49
Why were Maui police and fire barracading people in the fire zone?
Posted by: Regular joe at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM (nnp+f) 50
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Aye. Posted by: Mitch McConell at September 05, 2023 03:51 PM (EGPRf) Quit stealing my schtick. Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM (v0R5T) 51
hiya
Posted by: JT at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM (T4tVD) 52
Why is it that there are some deep red states (eg SD SC KS… see Rounds, Miss Lindsay, K Sebelius) that produce the absolute worst in their state elections?? Throw Utah in that mix, too…. What’s up with that??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM (qXvxw) 53
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson A man who claims he had sex with Barack Obama in 1999 tells his story. Wednesday. 6pm ET. Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (TGPs7) This shit is 15 years too late....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1) 54
Mitch didn't glitch, he achieved Nirvana. We are so fortunate this amazing moment was captured on film. Now we can all be assured Mitch will achieve Parinirvana.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (R38qh) 55
So, he has never been capable?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (9dBi8) 56
2 We seriously have the worst ruling class in our country's history.
We're vying for "Western World's history" at this point. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 03:51 PM (N1tpc) _______ That's something I've been thinking about. They certainly don't make up our officer corps, unless you count JAG. And what do they learn? They put a lot of emphasis on their great education. But what is it? Earlier ages (and other cultures, too) had clearly defined curricula you were expected to master to get into the ruling class. But there are no required courses, and there is no particular knowledge demanded of these "brights". As one of their own said, they all know nothing. So, what is the basis? Pants creases? David Brooks could only cite that they have to learn the lingo, e.g., "latinx". Well, we all learn our group's slang. What do they DO here? Posted by: Eeyore at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (brAQZ) 57
Why were Maui police and fire barracading people in the fire zone?
Posted by: Regular joe at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM (nnp+f) Because your government wants you dead. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1) 58
Sharp as a butter knife.
Posted by: dantesed at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (193FS) 59
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
(draws breath) HA HA HA HA HA!!! Remember how happy the Left was when Fulton County used Georgia's RICO law to go after Trump and his lawyers? They are less happy today: This morning the Attorney General’s office filed RICO indictments for 60 people alleged to be part of the Stop Cop City Movement. The 42 individuals previously charged with domestic terrorism comprise most of the defendant list in the 60 person RICO indictment. The indictment includes the three individuals arrested for passing out flyers earlier this year in Bartow County And they went after the people raising money for Antifa's legal defense: The RICO indictment in Fulton County has been updated to include the Solidarity Fund organizers. They have also been charged with 15 counts of money laundering. The AJC is reporting that the Stop Cop City RICO indictments came from the same grand jury used for the Trump indictments. HA HA HA HA HA!!! Posted by: San Francisco! at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (2tUFv) 60
Mitch is making the Rounds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (63Dwl) 61
Why were Maui police and fire barracading people in the fire zone?
Posted by: Regular joe at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM Easier to buy their property if they're dead? Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (GwxCX) 62
"Glitch" McConnell.
Posted by: spongeworthy at September 05, 2023 04:00 PM (DWqKI) 63
52 Why is it that there are some deep red states (eg SD SC KS… see Rounds, Miss Lindsay, K Sebelius) that produce the absolute worst in their state elections?? Throw Utah in that mix, too…. What’s up with that??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM (qXvxw) ======== Machine politics + competent constituent services. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG) 64
"Mitch is sharp and he is shrewd. He understands what needs to be done. I'll leave it up to him as to how he wants to discuss that with the American public. I will leave it up to him as to how he wants to discuss that with American public. But there's no doubt in my mind that he is perfectly capable of continuing on at this stage of the game," Rounds said.
Translation: I'm about to get my sorry corrupt self primaried and need Mitch Money to beat the MAGA contender. Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 05, 2023 04:00 PM (p8A+W) 65
McConnell is in such bad shape that he might actually lose if he fought Ruth Bader-Ginsburg today.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at September 05, 2023 04:00 PM (ppBhU) 66
To quote Beelzebub incarnate:
"At this point, what difference does it make?!" Posted by: ballistic at September 05, 2023 03:57 PM (oXNqT) It will make some difference if Trump is elected and the Repubs take the senate. Or, if a new Supreme Court justice has to be confirmed. Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 04:00 PM (TGPs7) 67
>30 Any chance we can get Fetterman to say 'putting on the Ritz!'
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM (uia9V) LMFAO!! Posted by: Muad'dib at September 05, 2023 04:00 PM (sjdRT) 68
Why is it that there are some deep red states (eg SD SC KS… see Rounds, Miss Lindsay, K Sebelius) that produce the absolute worst in their state elections?? Throw Utah in that mix, too…. What’s up with that??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM (qXvxw) My guess is that since it's such a lock for Republicans, the voters don't scrutinize the actual candidates and especially the committee members too closely. As a result, they vote for people who REALLY want power and will easily lie to get it. They have an R by their name, so they're good, right? Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 04:01 PM (N1tpc) 69
Of course they know we know they are lying to us-- that's why they fear us so much.
You think an honest man would have been scared of a 75 year old grandma in an American flag windbreaker she bought at K-mart in 2012 wandering though the Capitol on J6? Ted Cruz was. He and every single other Republican ran like rats from a cat-- they know. Not one dared say, "these are my people. And if there is one to cause trouble, let me meet him." Nope. They all ran like girly bitches. And not one had said that was wrong. Not a leader or a man among them. Not one. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 05, 2023 04:01 PM (j/JYC) 70
"We all understand that he's good, he's good for our party and he sees the long road ahead," Rounds said. "At this stage of the game, I think he'll continue on."
--- Can somebody explain what the values, goals and objectives are for this party? The one he is "good" for? Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 05, 2023 04:01 PM (9dBi8) 71
The RINOS absolutely HAVE to stick by McConnell, because he didn't magically get like this in less than a year.
To admit that McConnell is just as decrepit and incapable of leading as Biden, would be to admit that they were idiots for putting him back in as Minority 'leader'. And they will never, EVER admit that they were wrong. Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 05, 2023 04:02 PM (setIA) 72
Aren't the tranqed out zombies of the inner cities entitled to a little representation?
Posted by: Senator Hruska at September 05, 2023 04:02 PM (Ayus8) 73
>>Why is it that there are some deep red states (eg SD SC KS… see Rounds, Miss Lindsay, K Sebelius) that produce the absolute worst in their state elections?? Throw Utah in that mix, too…. What’s up with that??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 05, 2023 03:58 PM (qXvxw) ____ One reason is that the blue-ish cities are where the power is concentrated and where most of the populace resides. Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 05, 2023 04:02 PM (bNf8H) 74
He understands what needs to be done. I'll leave it up to him as to how he wants to discuss that with the American public. I will leave it up to him as to how he wants to discuss that with American public. But there's no doubt in my mind that he is perfectly capable of continuing on at this stage of the game," Rounds said.
++++ LOL. Sure. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:53 PM Let's not be too hasty here...the GOPe mantra is "this isn't the hill to die on", so maybe "freeze, like a deer in the headlights of the oncoming radical Leftist agenda and let it obliterate you" is Mitch's message... Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 05, 2023 04:02 PM (JCZqz) 75
Mitch will be gone when his FIL wants him gone.
Not until Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:02 PM (cPGH3) 76
freezing for the second time during a press conference last week.
........ Third time's the charm. *crosses fingers* Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 04:02 PM (v0R5T) 77
Mike Rounds is the junior Senator from South Dakota.
The senior Senator from South Dakota is... John Thune. Knowing that, are we really surprised at this statement. I bet that Thune put Rounds up to saying that, because if he said that himself the base's remaining confidence in the GOPE leadership would evaporate. Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 05, 2023 04:02 PM (/iWhV) 78
52 The Dems know they have no shot and back the GoPe / libertarian candidate, and so we get Dem light. Especially in the loafers for some.
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:03 PM (KuG1T) 79
The leaders are senile villains.. almost everyone else in DC are their lackeys...
Posted by: tubal at September 05, 2023 04:03 PM (C5Ncp) 80
Rounds is to the Republican party what Mike Pence is - a sell-out to any conservative values, liar, and I'm sure there is some a fair amount of grifting going.
Another Bananarepublican. Hat tip to the moron who came up with that! ![]() Posted by: Cheri at September 05, 2023 04:03 PM (oiNtH) 81
Hold a Town Hall in your home state.
Reassure your constituents face-to-face of Mitch's health. Do it. Prove your faith in your lies. Cowards. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 05, 2023 04:03 PM (j/JYC) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (iw4IE) 83
68 My guess is that since it's such a lock for Republicans, the voters don't scrutinize the actual candidates and especially the committee members too closely. As a result, they vote for people who REALLY want power and will easily lie to get it.
They have an R by their name, so they're good, right? Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 05, 2023 04:01 PM (N1tpc) ======== The machine goes after those not of the body. Since they don't have to worry about Democrats, they put all of their fortifications against Republican primary candidates. Want to know why Mitch won his last primary by 50 points? His opponent was "crazy" or something. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG) 84
And they went after the people raising money for Antifa's legal defense:
Next they need to RICO all the attorneys defending Antifa members. If Trump's attorneys can be prosecuted, so can the Antifa attorneys. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (2tUFv) 85
Mitch McConehead has an old moldy avocado for a brain.
Die already you old criminal. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (iw4IE) ++++ Not any time soon. The devil takes care of his own. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg) 86
Just to be sure of their senility, should have the senate braintrust of Fetterman, Feinstein and McConnell do a spelling bee. Imagine that hilarity. They can hand out prizes like dribble cups with the senate logo embossed on them. Maybe a pair of gold toilet handlebars.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (JOV35) 87
Short Rounds?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (63Dwl) 88
Admiral Stockdale looks like a powerhouse compared to to Biden, Feinstein, Fettremeh, Glitch etc. etc.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (GwxCX) 89
Question... who do you personally trust in DC anymore??
Posted by: tubal at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (C5Ncp) 90
I'm kind of surprised that Mitch hasn't swallowed his neck and died.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (uia9V) Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:05 PM (qftaL) 92
Mitch is fully capable of accepting kick backs and personally profiting of his position. And aren’t those the main duties of a US Senator?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 05, 2023 04:06 PM (JTwsP) Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 05, 2023 04:06 PM (aD39U) 94
"Mitch is sharp and he is shrewd. He understands what needs to be done. I'll leave it up to him as to how he wants to discuss that with the American public. I will leave it up to him as to how he wants to discuss that with American public. But there's no doubt in my mind that he is perfectly capable of continuing on at this stage of the game," Rounds said.
The Suck-Up Game: Mitch's soul was momentarily swept up into the throne room of the Almighty where all of the heavenly host sat on the LORD's left and right. The Most High sought Mitch's counsel on a difficult proposition in Heaven, in that moment all of Heaven was absorbing Mitch's perfect wisdom. If only we were so worthy to know what Mitch said. Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 05, 2023 04:07 PM (p8A+W) 95
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Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson A man who claims he had sex with Barack Obama in 1999 tells his story. Wednesday. 6pm ET. Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (TGPs7) This shit is 15 years too late....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1) Is it to short circuit Big Mike coming out? um I mean running? Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 04:07 PM (53oGX) 96
Irrespective of any medical diagnosis, do you look at McConnell and say, yep, that guy. He inspires confidence, competence and the virility needed to carry the fight at a very dangerous time in our countries history. I mean, give it up you self serving, conceited, power hungry old coot. You smell like mothballs and failure, mostly failure.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 04:07 PM (JOV35) 97
Mitch McConnell is the kindest, bravest , warmest , most wonderful human being I've ever met in my life. All Rinos are brainwashed by the donors and consultants
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 05, 2023 04:08 PM (43q0X) 98
bullshit. Mitch's cheese is starting to slide off the cracker
Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2023 04:08 PM (jSq6t) 99
Holy shit has it really been 15 years since Obama was elected? Man time flies.
Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:08 PM (qftaL) 100
Question... who do you personally trust in DC anymore?
Some J6 prisoners would probably fit that bill. Posted by: t-bird at September 05, 2023 04:08 PM (CaJIi) 101
89 I know someone from a message board years back. Sure he's a leftist, but he also grew up in real poverty (Appalachia, and yes the "No indoor plumbing" version.) I don't think he's big into gift.
That's probably about it. Maybe Rand Paul, though some of his takes piss me off. Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:09 PM (KuG1T) 102
Mitch's cheese is starting to slide off the cracker
Posted by: Ben Had Oh that's good! Making notes. Hiding them from the rest of the horde... Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:09 PM (cPGH3) Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2023 04:09 PM (MALyz) 104
Going with lightheadness from an old concussion...sure, that's definitely the diagnosis.
And we wonder why few folks trust the medical profession anymore... Posted by: Nova Local at September 05, 2023 04:09 PM (exHjb) 105
>>Question... who do you personally trust in DC anymore??
____ I don't remember where I read this (maybe here), but someone daydreamed a scene in the future. A father and his son are on a flight. The son is looking out the window at an enormous crater located in the northern Virginia area. Outside of the crater, there is desolation and waste for miles. The son turns to his dad and asks, "Why is that crater there?" The dad says, "because they stopped listening to us." Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 05, 2023 04:09 PM (bNf8H) Posted by: DaveA at September 05, 2023 04:09 PM (FhXTo) 107
KJP says that Joe Biden will be masking indoors again after Dr. Jill comes down with Covid
- May I suggest a plastic bag over the head tightly tied at the neck? It's the only way to be sure the virus can't get in. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 05, 2023 04:09 PM (FVME7) 108
I'm kind of surprised that Mitch hasn't swallowed his neck and died.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 04:04 PM (uia9V) ........ or flipped onto his back and starved to death. Posted by: wth at September 05, 2023 04:09 PM (v0R5T) 109
I would pay to see Biden and Mitch attempt to solve a captcha that asks them which of squares are showing traffic lights.
First one to get all of them without assistance gets to access their special Chinese bank account. It would be a tremendous week. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:10 PM (KbCG3) 110
105 >>Question... who do you personally trust in DC anymore??
----------------- Well, since Joe Gibbs left, nobody. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 04:10 PM (uia9V) 111
Speaking of pathetic republicans, I see that Pence continues to insist that giving massive amounts of money and arms to Ukraine is still the most important thing the govt can do. On this topic he and the turtle are on the same page.
Boy, did that guy fool me; I like to think I take my Christianity seriously and I guess I wished I saw a fellow traveler…. Instead super Christian Pence is the absolute worst. Irony Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 05, 2023 04:10 PM (qXvxw) 112
Wait, wait, wait…Rounds is telling the truth!
McConnell is now and always has been a useless sack of excrement. Posted by: Don Draper at September 05, 2023 04:10 PM (SpDH3) 113
34 The pertinent question is: do you want Mitch to continue or have the Democratic governor appoint a Democrat?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM So, Feinstein can't retire, because Mitch will block any replacement to the Judiciary Committee, stopping Biden judges from being appointed. And now he can't retire, because he'll lose us the Senate tie. So sad he's suffering lol Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 05, 2023 04:10 PM (JCZqz) 114
Even Joe Biden has publicly supported Mitch McConnell's health lately. The Uniparty will not change leaders at this time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 05, 2023 04:11 PM (3WIil) 115
Is it to short circuit Big Mike coming out? um I mean running?
Or does it help ease his/her entry into the race? Posted by: t-bird at September 05, 2023 04:11 PM (CaJIi) 116
Ace, The parlor talk in Washington Republicans are trying to peddle is that the governor of Kentucky, Beshear, will appoint a fellow Democrat if Mitch retires. He's made it clear he believes the legislatures amendment forcing him to pick from several recommended choices of the party currently holding that seat is unconstitutional.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 04:11 PM (JOV35) 117
Mitch's wife's Paolo is the Communist Chinese Party.
I've always wondered what they had against Garland. Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2023 04:11 PM (MALyz) 118
@95,53 maybe Big Mike is the man confessing to having sex with Barky in99
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 05, 2023 04:12 PM (43q0X) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 05, 2023 04:12 PM (FVME7) 120
Boy, did that guy fool me; I like to think I take my Christianity seriously and I guess I wished I saw a fellow traveler…. Instead super Christian Pence is the absolute worst. Irony
Posted by: LinusVanPelt You no doubt saw the blurb about Pence liking boys, right? Easy to do... the wife goes everywhere with him when he's with wimmens... boys... not so much. Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:12 PM (cPGH3) 121
I am very disappointed in some who would question Leader McConnell's fitness for office. At times like these, when we all need to come together in unity, these baseless attacks are unhelpful. I, for one, have absolute confidence in Mitch's ability to lead the Senate, and our great nation, forward.
Posted by: Senator Mitt Romney at September 05, 2023 04:12 PM (PiwSw) 122
That's what they said about Hitler.
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at September 05, 2023 04:13 PM (W+TLY) 123
Question... who do you personally trust in DC anymore??
Got it! There is someone - Clarence Thomas. Posted by: t-bird at September 05, 2023 04:13 PM (CaJIi) 124
116 Ace, The parlor talk in Washington Republicans are trying to peddle is that the governor of Kentucky, Beshear, will appoint a fellow Democrat if Mitch retires. He's made it clear he believes the legislatures amendment forcing him to pick from several recommended choices of the party currently holding that seat is unconstitutional.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 04:11 PM (JOV35) ====== Might as well just do it. It'll be a "moderate" Democrat (who votes with Schumer 100% of the time), and then the GOP machine will work overtime to re-elect the guy because the one who wins the primary will be too..."not of the body". We're not done letting masks slip. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG) 125
Interesting isn't it that Kentucky elected a full tilt NeoCommie?
Posted by: tubal at September 05, 2023 04:13 PM (C5Ncp) 126
I've known for a while now that I have no representation in Congress. While I despise the Democrats with all my being, they do in fact tell me to my face what they want to do to me and my country. So I do know what I face with them.
The Republicans, on the other hand, claim to represent me and fight for me, all the while doing nothing of the sort. I reserve a special kind of hatred for that kind of double-speaking betrayal. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 05, 2023 04:14 PM (7yL1h) 127
Ace from the future is the best Ace
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2023 04:14 PM (MOY79) 128
You're only going to be allowed to see your betters masked when you can't see them.
Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2023 04:14 PM (MALyz) 129
When McConell goes they shouldn't have a traditional funeral. They should have a funeral pyre/weenie roast.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 04:14 PM (JOV35) 130
South Dakota is a corrupt state.
Both their senators are garbage people. Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 05, 2023 04:14 PM (UNQS9) 131
Mitch McConnell being "perfectly capable" according to this Mike Rounds idiot is a pretty low bar there to meet. South Dakota seems to have something of a idiocy problem with their "elected" officials.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 05, 2023 04:15 PM (Q4IgG) 132
Mitch has to hold on till January. It looks like Cameron may beat Breshear and a Republican can appoint a successor
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 05, 2023 04:15 PM (43q0X) 133
32 26 Will confess it, I mean. No real person will say with a straight face that McConnell is in great shape.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg) ========= I'm looking forward to hear about how tough his daily workout schedule is. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 03:55 PM (LvTSG) His staff can barely keep up with him! Posted by: GOPe suckup at September 05, 2023 04:15 PM (53oGX) 134
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and and see a McConnell on its back. Its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Ace?
Posted by: Holden at September 05, 2023 04:15 PM (aD39U) 135
Ace, The parlor talk in Washington Republicans are trying to peddle is that the governor of Kentucky, Beshear, will appoint a fellow Democrat if Mitch retires. He's made it clear he believes the legislatures amendment forcing him to pick from several recommended choices of the party currently holding that seat is unconstitutional.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 05, 2023 04:11 PM (JOV35) ++++ Then maybe he should have bowed out gracefully (and likely have a meaningful say in his successor) before he became a decrepit old man who held on too long. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:15 PM (t0OGg) 136
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and and see a McConnell on its back. Its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Ace?
Posted by: Holden at September 05, 2023 04:15 PM (aD39U) ++++ Because fuck that guy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg) 137
Ace, The parlor talk in Washington Republicans are trying to peddle is that the governor of Kentucky, Beshear, will appoint a fellow Democrat if Mitch retires. He's made it clear he believes the legislatures amendment forcing him to pick from several recommended choices of the party currently holding that seat is unconstitutional.
Beshear hates the Constitution, both the KY and US version and works hard to violate as much of each as possible. His claims of the legislation being "unconstitutional" simply means the law goes against his instinct to absolute power. Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (p8A+W) 138
135 Then maybe he should have bowed out gracefully (and likely have a meaningful say in his successor) before he became a decrepit old man who held on too long.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:15 PM (t0OGg) ======== But then he'd have missed out on several years of making conservatives feel like shit. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG) 139
Can't Bashear appoint an alternate Senator or is that insurrectiony?
Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (MALyz) 140
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and and see a McConnell on its back. Its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Ace?
Posted by: Holden at September 05, 2023 04:15 PM (aD39U) ++++ Also, your test is bullshit! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg) 141
http://tinyurl.com/nharbvbx
Voxday has a point. It WAS a choice. A shitty, contrived, Sophie's choice, but a choice. Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (cPGH3) 142
Senators that literally cannot think for themselves like McConnell or Fetterman's monster are literally the best Senators for the uniparty.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (lc5cP) 143
But then he'd have missed out on several years of making conservatives feel like shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG) ++++ I don't feel like shit. I just hold McConnell in contempt. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg) 144
Might as well just do it. It'll be a "moderate" Democrat (who votes with Schumer 100% of the time), and then the GOP machine will work overtime to re-elect the guy because the one who wins the primary will be too..."not of the body".
We're not done letting masks slip. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG) The dems don't want this. The top of the party loves them some kabuki, too, dontchyaknow. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (KbCG3) 145
111 I've seen Pence as a snake since he ran from vetting the first attempt at a defense religion freedom act in Indiana. Now, they did finally get him to sign one in 2014, but apparently when the second one was up he didn't leave his religion at the door. That or his hopes for running in '16 were present at the time.
Don't test that snake, and at no point was I happy Trump brought him on board. Sad I was right in the end. Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (KuG1T) 146
Too bad North Korea doesn't nuke DC.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (oyXpg) 147
142 Senators that literally cannot think for themselves like McConnell or Fetterman's monster are literally the best Senators for the uniparty.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:16 PM (lc5cP) ========= It's why they loved Kamala so much and tried to make her the frontrunner in early 2019 for the Democrat nomination. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (LvTSG) 148
It's totally normal for people to freeze in public.
Little known fact, but Mitch has suffered from stage freight and a fear of public speaking since he was a child. You're making fun of a man's crippling anxiety? What is wrong with you people? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (mj0Qp) 149
That's not the endorsement Mike Roundass thinks it is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (xcxpd) 150
McConnel is clueless and cannot string a complete sentence together like me ........
Posted by: Senator Fetterman at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (B/7uq) 151
144 The dems don't want this. The top of the party loves them some kabuki, too, dontchyaknow.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (KbCG3) ======== The Dems in other states have gone full on steal in the open. I really don't think Dems are fans of kabuki anymore. It's bukkake over GOPe machines or nothing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG) 152
Mmmf. Hard to believe it's 3:15 already. About 4:30 I'll wash my face and beat my hair into submission, bring my briefcase to the car, and then walk up to the venue for this reception. With any luck I can come away with some leftovers and be home by seven tonight.
"Look people in the eye. Smile. Remember names." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 04:18 PM (J2vNu) 153
WRNO playing a dedication favorite for Mitch---- Husk
Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2023 04:18 PM (jSq6t) 154
When McConell goes they shouldn't have a traditional funeral. They should have a funeral pyre/weenie roast.
Great men should have great funeral pyres in the Imperial City. I'm thinking of the type of fire that only a 100 megaton thermonuclear device can deliver. Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 05, 2023 04:19 PM (p8A+W) 155
Many people, most people, made bad choices. They made what in retrospect look like very suboptimal and dangerous choices that prioritized their short-term preferences over their long-term health.
So remember this next time! Remember this when the new “mandates” are put in place. The choice is still going to be yours. Learn from the mistakes that were made last time, and remember, those who are putting you in this difficult position are going to point out after the fact that you were the one who made your choice. I remember when NYC tried bribing people to take the clot shot with a fast food burger. The mayor looked like he was eating shit as he told them what a great deal it was, though a New York City fast food burger probably does not have more then the FDA approved amount of feces in it. Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:19 PM (lc5cP) 156
Weasel words. He didn't say Bitch was EVER sharp or capable, just that he is just as dull, stupid, and dishonest as ever.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 05, 2023 04:19 PM (pohLc) 157
Re: appointing a dem in Kentucky, does not explain why Mitch is still a minority (lol) leader. As ace pointed out recently.
Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 04:19 PM (VRzI3) 158
I would hope that most sane Americans see this BS for what it is! Elections are coming up, and impeachments are also on the uptick!
Posted by: Jim Campbell at September 05, 2023 04:19 PM (XX/bZ) 159
69 Of course they know we know they are lying to us-- that's why they fear us so much.
You think an honest man would have been scared of a 75 year old grandma in an American flag windbreaker she bought at K-mart in 2012 wandering though the Capitol on J6? Ted Cruz was. He and every single other Republican ran like rats from a cat-- they know. Not one dared say, "these are my people. And if there is one to cause trouble, let me meet him." Nope. They all ran like girly bitches. And not one had said that was wrong. Not a leader or a man among them. Not one. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice and then that piece of shit Ed Driscoll called for a crackdown on them. Posted by: x at September 05, 2023 04:19 PM (frATP) 160
J. O. Crab Seasoning is supposed to pretty good. The problem I have with crab is all the messy work to find something to chew on.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (uia9V) 161
It's just a stutter. He's had it since childhood.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (aD39U) 162
... bring my briefcase to the car, and then walk up to the venue for this reception. With any luck I can come away with some leftovers and be home by seven tonight.
"Look people in the eye. Smile. Remember names." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere Ain't never been to no reception that required a briefcase. Well, we don't talk about that one... Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (cPGH3) 163
This bespectacled brunette is pretty sure that Mitch McConnell - much like Fetterman, Feinstein and Biden - is essentially a zombie:
https://is.gd/DdEvSE Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg) 164
And they went after the people raising money for Antifa's legal defense:
Next they need to RICO all the attorneys defending Antifa members. If Trump's attorneys can be prosecuted, so can the Antifa attorneys. --- Red State AGs are just trying to get home safe to their family each night. You can't expect them to risk their cushy career just to do their jobs! Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (j/JYC) 165
134 Because unlike a robot who has no empathy, I've nothing but a well spring of contempt and want him to suffer.
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (KuG1T) 166
Josh Hawley should be the leader.
Posted by: runner at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (VRzI3) 167
2020: We will never force people to get the clot shot
2021: This mandate means you have to take the clot shot...or else. We can't let you spread COVID to granny because remember the clot shot stops the spread. 2022: No one ever said the clot shot stops the spread and it is misinformation to say anyone ever did. 2023: Uh, the clot shot was totally a choice people. Honest! Are you going to believe me or these lying news reports from 2021?!? Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:21 PM (lc5cP) 168
Great men should have great funeral pyres in the Imperial City. I'm thinking of the type of fire that only a 100 megaton thermonuclear device can deliver.
--------------- Have it in the Lincoln Memorial. Two birds, one stone. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 04:21 PM (uia9V) 169
Might as well just do it. It'll be a "moderate" Democrat (who votes with Schumer 100% of the time), and then the GOP machine will work overtime to re-elect the guy because the one who wins the primary will be too..."not of the body".
We're not done letting masks slip. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG) Poetic that the only seat McConnel won't throw to the Dems would be his own... Posted by: GOPe suckup at September 05, 2023 04:21 PM (53oGX) 170
"Look people in the eye. Smile. Remember names."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius --- Wear pants. Don't stab anyone. I learned that here. Posted by: screaming in digital at September 05, 2023 04:21 PM (aBJcM) 171
The Afternoon Arterton is feeling good now that Mitch has gotten out of his freeze and finished his thought:
http://tinyurl.com/3kjjzsbx Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG) 172
By Kentucky law the Governor cannot choose a Demoncrat for a replacement Senator if McConnel departs. Kentucky states that the Kentucky Legislature sends names for replacements to the Governor for his pick. The Legislature is controlled by the Republicans.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 05, 2023 04:22 PM (B/7uq) 173
I apologize for both our RINO Senators, Mike Rounds and John Thune.
The are both deep state, bought and paid for by the agricultural interests in our State. I'd vote for any true conservative that primaried them; however, that isn't going to happen in my lifetime. Posted by: Archer at September 05, 2023 04:22 PM (gmo/4) 174
I remember when NYC tried bribing people to take the clot shot with a fast food burger.
If the clot shot don't get ya, the cholesterol will. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 05, 2023 04:22 PM (Bd6X8) 175
He and every single other Republican ran like rats from a cat-- they know.
Not one dared say, "these are my people. And if there is one to cause trouble, let me meet him." Its an interesting point. Any Republican leader that had walked out and talked to the crowd would have pretty much the entire Trump faction of the right behind them now. And historically it was pretty normal for politicians in a representative government to go talk to crowds even if they disagreed with them. Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:23 PM (lc5cP) 176
http://tinyurl.com/3kjjzsbx
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG) There is nothing that woman doesn't look good in, including nothing at all. Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 05, 2023 04:23 PM (pohLc) 177
172 By Kentucky law the Governor cannot choose a Demoncrat for a replacement Senator if McConnel departs. Kentucky states that the Kentucky Legislature sends names for replacements to the Governor for his pick. The Legislature is controlled by the Republicans.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 05, 2023 04:22 PM (B/7uq) ======== Establishment Republicans that all owe McConnell their positions. Honestly, I don't care about who wins in that fight. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:23 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 05, 2023 04:23 PM (FVME7) 179
163 This bespectacled brunette is pretty sure that Mitch McConnell - much like Fetterman, Feinstein and Biden - is essentially a zombie:
https://is.gd/DdEvSE Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM Good thing she's in front of so many mirrors, because her best asset is behind her. Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 05, 2023 04:23 PM (JCZqz) 180
172 By Kentucky law the Governor cannot choose a Demoncrat for a replacement Senator if McConnel departs. Kentucky states that the Kentucky Legislature sends names for replacements to the Governor for his pick. The Legislature is controlled by the Republicans.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall and the democrat governor has already said he will defy that law Posted by: x at September 05, 2023 04:23 PM (frATP) 181
Kentucky states that the Kentucky Legislature sends names for replacements to the Governor for his pick. The Legislature is controlled by the Republicans.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 05, 2023 04:22 PM (B/7uq) So, a CoC stooge is guaranteed. Can we at least get one not blatantly in the pay of China? Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Income Tax is Chattel Slavery at September 05, 2023 04:23 PM (aD39U) 182
163 This bespectacled brunette is pretty sure that Mitch McConnell - much like Fetterman, Feinstein and Biden - is essentially a zombie:
https://is.gd/DdEvSE Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg) Creative display of both tits and ass Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (xcxpd) 183
146 DC is amazing with all its history, and a straight up nuke would deprive us ofso much. What's the bomb that only takes out eople and leaves structures standing? That'd be a better option.
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (KuG1T) 184
This bespectacled brunette is pretty sure that Mitch McConnell - much like Fetterman, Feinstein and Biden - is essentially a zombie:
Posted by: Joe Mannix You're list is much too short. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (61fM0) 185
The Afternoon Arterton is feeling good now that Mitch has gotten out of his freeze and finished his thought:
http://tinyurl.com/3kjjzsbx Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG) ++++ Nice picture. I still have no idea what this woman actually looks like (she looks so radically different in most of the pictures you post), but that one's nice. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (t0OGg) Posted by: ... at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (lX8VI) 187
148 It's totally normal for people to freeze in public.
Little known fact, but Mitch has suffered from stage freight and a fear of public speaking since he was a child. You're making fun of a man's crippling anxiety? What is wrong with you people? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 05, 2023 04:17 PM (mj0Qp) Don't forget his stutter! Posted by: GOPe suckup at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (53oGX) 188
185 Nice picture. I still have no idea what this woman actually looks like (she looks so radically different in most of the pictures you post), but that one's nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (t0OGg) ========= She is the enigma of woman. She is all women, and no women. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG) 189
Ain't never been to no reception that required a briefcase.
Well, we don't talk about that one... Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:20 PM (cPGH3) _______________ Golf clap. And the briefcase at the reception dipsy-doodle didn't work out then, either. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (jOoJR) 190
Kentucky states that the Kentucky Legislature sends names for replacements to the Governor for his pick. The Legislature is controlled by the Republicans.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 05, 2023 04:22 PM Oh..so we'll get an Establishment Republican. That's reassuring! Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 05, 2023 04:25 PM (JCZqz) 191
I remember when NYC tried bribing people to take the clot shot with a fast food burger.
Burgers are made of Beef and Beef comes from FARTING Cows that contribute to Global Warming. Does AOC know about this ?????????????? The Mayor of NYC should be punished for this crime against the Earth..... Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 05, 2023 04:25 PM (B/7uq) 192
The Afternoon Arterton is feeling good now that Mitch has gotten out of his freeze and finished his thought:
http://tinyurl.com/3kjjzsbx Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston The shoes are too precious. 2/10. Would not bang. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 05, 2023 04:25 PM (FVME7) 193
Our President and at least three (and possibly 10) of our Senators are essentially brain-dead.
This did not catch God by surprise. Be of good courage. Posted by: setnaffa at September 05, 2023 04:25 PM (+V0Fm) 194
and the democrat governor has already said he will defy that law They have an R AG. And...he doesn't appear to be a GOPer. If the Governor breaks the law this audaciously why not frog march him out at 3 AM? Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:26 PM (lc5cP) 195
2023: Uh, the clot shot was totally a choice people. Honest! Are you going to believe me or these lying news reports from 2021?!?
_____ What news reports? Posted by: Google aka Ministry of Truth at September 05, 2023 04:26 PM (O0mqJ) 196
WRNO playing a dedication favorite for Mitch---- Husk
Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2023 *** Ben Had, do you Internet-listen to Walton and Johnson in the mornings on WRNO's website? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 04:26 PM (J2vNu) 197
Red State AGs are just trying to get home safe to their family each night.
You can't expect them to risk their cushy career just to do their jobs! Andy Ngo reports on the Georgia RICO indictments: Breaking: Georgia Attorney General @ChrisCarr_Ga details how militants allegedly part of the #Antifa-linked #StopCopCity network carried out a conspiracy of domestic terrorism. 61 suspects were indicted on RICO charges in Fulton County: --- #Antifa across the US are panicking after 61 comrades were indicted by a Fulton County grand jury on RICO & terrorism charges for their alleged violent conspiracy connected to the terror #StopCopCity campaign. An SPLC [Southern Poverty Law Center] staffer [lawyer] is among the indicted. Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 05, 2023 04:26 PM (2tUFv) 198
167. 2024 Ya'll need the Clot shot, lock downs and masks again
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:26 PM (KuG1T) 199
The left forced out Supreme Court Justice Breyer, got their woman (what IS a woman?) in and also kept loud mouth, trouble making, hand in till Maxine who just happened to have the exact birthday (day and year) as Breyer.
There's not much left to give at this point but if he falls, may the Dragon Woman step in and over. Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 04:27 PM (GshMh) 200
DC is amazing with all its history, and a straight up nuke would deprive us ofso much. What's the bomb that only takes out eople and leaves structures standing? That'd be a better option.
Posted by: Bete That would be the neutron bomb. The one I argued should have been used around the caves of Afghani Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:27 PM (cPGH3) 201
Senator McConturtle communes with the Almighty during his out of body pontifications.
Posted by: Marooned at September 05, 2023 04:27 PM (kt8QE) Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (O0mqJ) 203
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
https://is.gd/xUx5R2 Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (R38qh) 204
Commies already run DC, no point in harming fellow comrades
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (MOY79) 205
This bespectacled brunette is pretty sure that Mitch McConnell - much like Fetterman, Feinstein and Biden - is essentially a zombie:
https://is.gd/DdEvSE Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 * Good thing she's in front of so many mirrors, because her best asset is behind her. Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 05, 2023 *** Reminds me of my dance class way back in the Seventies. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (J2vNu) 206
McConnell's been schlepping around Kentucky of late. And getting roundly booed at each event. His power base resides in Frankfort, Louisville and Lexington. That's it. The rest of the state thinks he's a stupid fuck who should have retired.
But his election / grift machine here is pretty powerful. Probably got pointers from Pelosi on how to run it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (Q4IgG) 207
Its an interesting point. Any Republican leader that had walked out and talked to the crowd would have pretty much the entire Trump faction of the right behind them now.
--- Not just that, it would have ended the whole insurrection narrative, the whole emergency right there. Imagine if a Senator had walked out to meet them, invited them to his office, told them they were his guest in the gallery, to go there and wait for the session to restart. No way they could later claim an emergency session. They couldn't have impeached Trump. Not one person could have been prosecuted. Instead, they all ran. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (j/JYC) 208
That would be the neutron bomb. The one I argued should have been used around the caves of Afghani After he escaped "our allies" in 'Stan, Osama went to Pakistan another one of "our allies". Then Obama knew he was there for about a year before before being browbeaten into going after Osama (Panetta maybe?). Biden was the last one opposing the raid. Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (lc5cP) 209
" J. O. Crab Seasoning is supposed to pretty good. "
Baltimorons go about 50/50 between that and Old Bay. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (1n+EO) 210
206 McConnell's been schlepping around Kentucky of late. And getting roundly booed at each event. His power base resides in Frankfort, Louisville and Lexington. That's it. The rest of the state thinks he's a stupid fuck who should have retired.
But his election / grift machine here is pretty powerful. Probably got pointers from Pelosi on how to run it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (Q4IgG) Frankfort, Louisville, and Lexington seems like a large part of the state, population wise. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG) 211
188 185 Nice picture. I still have no idea what this woman actually looks like (she looks so radically different in most of the pictures you post), but that one's nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (t0OGg) ========= She is the enigma of woman. She is all women, and no women. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG) I hear she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (xcxpd) 212
Barky was that Manchurian Candidate, Sundowner is a puppet for Barky's 2.0 administration
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (MOY79) 213
Senator McConnel has really bulked up once he started using Senator Reid's personal trainer.
Beast mode! Posted by: GOPe suckup at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (53oGX) 214
Why is this such a big deal?
There are at least two much worse than him, and dozens who are too dumb to say anything useful when they do talk. Posted by: Senator Hruska at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (Ayus8) 215
211 I hear she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (xcxpd) ========= I hear she chooses a random male member of the crew and bangs him through all of production. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG) 216
Senator Joe Manchin just turned 76. (August 24, 1947)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (GshMh) 217
146 DC is amazing with all its history, and a straight up nuke would deprive us ofso much. What's the bomb that only takes out eople and leaves structures standing? That'd be a better option.
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:24 PM (KuG1T) Neutron Bomb. Supposedly much lest blast damage, but heavy radiation damage. Never saw any physical proof of this since above ground testing was banned when it was developed. Posted by: Archer at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (gmo/4) 218
Instead, they all ran.
I vaguely recall Hawley talking about it and he said he was told to leave by the DC cops. Even the best GOP office holders are way to trusting of DC apparatchiks. Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:30 PM (lc5cP) 219
You wingnut rubes are not being helpful at all.
Posted by: Sen. Mike at September 05, 2023 04:30 PM (V8he0) 220
216 Senator Joe Manchin just turned 76. (August 24, 1947)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (GshMh) ======== And he's still befuddled that Schumer lied to him. WV needs to vote for him again because he gets befuddled in ways that make WV feel good. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:30 PM (LvTSG) 221
209 " J. O. Crab Seasoning is supposed to pretty good. "
Baltimorons go about 50/50 between that and Old Bay. -------------- The word Imma hearing is that J.O. is the most used seasoning in restaurants in B'more and East Coast. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 04:30 PM (uia9V) 222
200 Thank you. Chemo brain is no... what's that word, Fetterman I think.
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:31 PM (KuG1T) 223
Senator McConnel has really bulked up once he started using Senator Reid's personal trainer.
The tween boy that belted Reid in the eye when he got handsy? Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:31 PM (lc5cP) 224
203 Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
https://is.gd/xUx5R2 Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (R38qh) Hey, the guy finally figured out how to get off a stage. He wasn't going to stick around and risk forgetting again. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:31 PM (KbCG3) Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2023 04:31 PM (jSq6t) 226
Supposedly much lest blast damage, but heavy radiation damage.
Never saw any physical proof of this since above ground testing was banned when it was developed. Posted by: Archer Developed specifically for the Soviet hordes over- running Germany. We never had the tanks to stop them. That was our deterrent. Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (cPGH3) 227
215 211 I hear she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (xcxpd) ========= I hear she chooses a random male member of the crew and bangs him through all of production. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG) Ok, now I'm a fan Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (xcxpd) 228
If Mitch sees his shadow it’s six more years of GOPe fuckery.
Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (qftaL) 229
212 Barky was that Manchurian Candidate, Sundowner is a puppet for Barky's 2.0 administration
-------------- Biden is the Obama's drop pistol. That's why Obama is just down the street pulling the strings. Posted by: Puddinhead at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (uia9V) 230
Staring blankly into the abyss is the GOP politician default state. That moment when one realizes that nothing makes sense and checking out is self-defense.
He was clearly aphasic, twice on camera. It could simply be concussion related. He's apparently fallen more times than has been revealed. Like Feinstien, McConnell's not going anywhere until they wheel him out. And at this point, he's a moderate Repuke who actually believes in things like funding the Gubmint. Better him than some jackhole like Scott leading the minority. He was just trying to poop. Guess he just couldn't or didn't want to answer each time, esp. about running again in 2024. Joe Biden who is never at a loss for words said he spoke to Mitch after the last incident and that Mitch's glitches are likely to be because of the concussion. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz) 231
228 If Mitch sees his shadow it’s six more years of GOPe fuckery.
Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (qftaL) ======= Also, if he doesn't see his shadow. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG) 232
230 Like Feinstien, McConnell's not going anywhere until they wheel him out. And at this point, he's a moderate Repuke who actually believes in things like funding the Gubmint. Better him than some jackhole like Scott leading the minority.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz) ======== I remember when they wanted to murder McConnell because he denied Garland his place on SCOTUS. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG) 233
If the Governor breaks the law this audaciously why not frog march him out at 3 AM?
--- Those are the rules now, in our post-constitutional state. But most Republicans are still smarting over not winning Model UN President in junior high. They are rule-following wimps-- not men of power. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 05, 2023 04:33 PM (j/JYC) 234
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
Look, fat, there was a beautiful girl right outside that door. Red hair, freckled face, and the cutest little romper you could imagine. I had to get a whiff of that. Posted by: Joe Biden at September 05, 2023 04:33 PM (lc5cP) 235
He's probably not wrong
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 05, 2023 04:33 PM (Vu7A1) 236
New post title
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 04:33 PM (xcxpd) 237
>>Imagine if a Senator had walked out to meet them, invited them to his office, told them they were his guest in the gallery, to go there and wait for the session to restart.
No way they could later claim an emergency session. They couldn't have impeached Trump. Not one person could have been prosecuted. ____ Or, that Senator would have become a criminal defendant. Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 05, 2023 04:34 PM (bNf8H) 238
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
https://is.gd/xUx5R2 Being around someone who actually displayed honor made him physically ill. He had to get away before he spewed his Ensure. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 05, 2023 04:34 PM (Bd6X8) 239
I hear she chooses a random male member of the crew and bangs him through all of production.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison I doubt the choice is random, but note she does like males. Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 05, 2023 04:34 PM (pohLc) 240
239 I hear she chooses a random male member of the crew and bangs him through all of production.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison I doubt the choice is random, but note she does like males. Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 05, 2023 04:34 PM (pohLc) ======== "Nope...it's random." -The best boy known as "Fat Larry" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:34 PM (LvTSG) 241
Developed specifically for the Soviet hordes over- running Germany. We never had the tanks to stop them. That was our deterrent.
Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (cPGH3) Don't forget the chemical weapons we had stockpiled Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo at September 05, 2023 04:34 PM (xcxpd) 242
237 Eh, most of them probably should be anyway.
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:35 PM (KuG1T) 243
Or, that Senator would have become a criminal defendant.
One of the amazing things in Soviet America is how few of the people that run to be leaders actually want to lead if there is *any* risk to themselves. Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2023 04:35 PM (lc5cP) 244
I remember when they wanted to murder McConnell because he denied Garland his place on SCOTUS. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston They still do. But they’re also right that he’s a “moderate” who loves funding big government. Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:35 PM (qftaL) 245
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
https://is.gd/xUx5R2 Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (R38qh) _______________ That is totally bizarre. You can see the Medal of Honor recipient is hurt, and the crowd turns with amazement to watch Biden slither away. Was it the word "honor" that put him off? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2023 04:35 PM (jOoJR) 246
240 OK, I'll ask. Who is this woman?
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:35 PM (KuG1T) 247
Joe Biden who is never at a loss for words said he spoke to Mitch after the last incident and that Mitch's glitches are likely to be because of the concussion.
Joe Biden is also a known liar, so how can we be sure that conversation actually happened? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (Bd6X8) 248
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
What a despicable piece of shit. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (V8he0) 249
232 230 Like Feinstien, McConnell's not going anywhere until they wheel him out. And at this point, he's a moderate Repuke who actually believes in things like funding the Gubmint. Better him than some jackhole like Scott leading the minority.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz) ======== I remember when they wanted to murder McConnell because he denied Garland his place on SCOTUS. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG) Also the Ukraine money they spent trying to get that commie elected against him in 2020. Billions were spent between his Kentucky seat and Lindsey's SC seat... I mean those elections were certainly on the up and up. Posted by: GOPe suckup at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (53oGX) 250
OK, I'll ask. Who is this woman?
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:35 PM (KuG1T) ++++ The "Afternoon Delight" Arterton Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (t0OGg) 251
>>Update: Mitch McConnell Slurs and Mumbles His Way Through a Statement Claiming He's Totally Healthy
See, they will close ranks and get behind one of their own, when it's one of their own. Anyone else, they would toss overboard like Hunter tosses away his brothers sloppy seconds. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (XV/Pl) 252
Off suckup sock
Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (53oGX) 253
244 They still do. But they’re also right that he’s a “moderate” who loves funding big government.
Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:35 PM (qftaL) ======== The quotes is accurate. I'd call those who represent the status quo as radical feudalists and grifters, not moderates, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG) 254
Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
https://is.gd/xUx5R2 Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 04:28 PM (R38qh) === He was prairie dogging today's bowel movement. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (RIvkX) 255
I doubt the choice is random, but note she does like males.
Posted by: Xipe Totec The first guy who licks his own nose clean. Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:37 PM (cPGH3) 256
old foot in the box joe had half a turd already out and the other half was liquid and coming fast
Posted by: x at September 05, 2023 04:37 PM (frATP) 257
I remember when they wanted to murder McConnell because he denied Garland his place on SCOTUS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG) _____________ He's still living off the credit he gained for doing that. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2023 04:37 PM (jOoJR) 258
247 Because if they'd perfected Deep Fake enough Biden would get to hang out on a beach 24-7 and his emergency response team wouldn't have to down Tums at a level that actually boosts the compNistock price by $10 a share.
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:38 PM (KuG1T) 259
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
Probably upset Beau didn't get one. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2023 04:38 PM (N39Ws) 260
249 Also the Ukraine money they spent trying to get that commie elected against him in 2020. Billions were spent between his Kentucky seat and Lindsey's SC seat... I mean those elections were certainly on the up and up.
Posted by: GOPe suckup at September 05, 2023 04:36 PM (53oGX) =========== It wasn't billions. It was $100 million against Lindsey in SC, and he still won by 9 points. I've worked elections in SC. I've voted in a bunch. I believe that the elections in SC are up and up honest in large part. Maybe...Democrat just aren't popular in the state and most Republican voters aren't that upset with big government conservatism? It sucks, but that's ultimately the read I get from a place like SC. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG) 261
The crowd in attendance is like what the fuck where is Biden going?
Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:38 PM (qftaL) 262
After all, we Beau died from the smoke from the burn pits in Iraq. Came home in a flag draped coffin.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 05, 2023 04:38 PM (N39Ws) 263
261 The crowd in attendance is like what the fuck where is Biden going?
Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:38 PM (qftaL) ========= "Earning your vote, peasant." -The DNC Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG) 264
Hot out thar.
Posted by: JT at September 05, 2023 04:39 PM (T4tVD) 265
> That is totally bizarre. You can see the Medal of Honor recipient is hurt, and the crowd turns with amazement to watch Biden slither away.
That one photographer in black looked absolutely gobsmacked. She clearly couldn't believe what she was seeing. Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 04:39 PM (R38qh) 266
265 > That is totally bizarre. You can see the Medal of Honor recipient is hurt, and the crowd turns with amazement to watch Biden slither away.
That one photographer in black looked absolutely gobsmacked. She clearly couldn't believe what she was seeing. Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 04:39 PM (R38qh) ======== "MSNBC told me that Biden was sharper than any other president ever!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:40 PM (LvTSG) 267
Developed specifically for the Soviet hordes over- running Germany. We never had the tanks to stop them. That was our deterrent.
Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (cPGH3) Yep. That was my understanding too. I'm a retired cold warrior. Posted by: Archer at September 05, 2023 04:40 PM (gmo/4) 268
That one photographer in black looked absolutely gobsmacked. She clearly couldn't believe what she was seeing. Posted by: bonhomme at September 05, 2023 04:39 PM (R38qh) Same with the black lady on the aisle. Posted by: Montec at September 05, 2023 04:40 PM (qftaL) 269
My cousin told me this weekend that Dean Skelos some local pol, whom when scheduled to speak at my Eagle Scout Court of Honor I told my parents I intended to denounce at the event, has been imprisoned for a variety of corruption.
See, I'm prescient. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2023 04:40 PM (RIvkX) 270
Maybe the MOH guy should be our president. He seems much spryer than the current occupant.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at September 05, 2023 04:40 PM (sX1BW) 271
It wasn't billions. It was $100 million against Lindsey in SC, and he still won by 9 points.
I've worked elections in SC. I've voted in a bunch. I believe that the elections in SC are up and up honest in large part. Maybe...Democrat just aren't popular in the state and most Republican voters aren't that upset with big government conservatism? It sucks, but that's ultimately the read I get from a place like SC. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG) I exaggerated, but both races supposedly spend HUGE crazy sums of money. And both were complete blow outs. Something shady went on. I don't know what, but it wasn't used for those elections. Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 04:41 PM (53oGX) 272
250 An Auton? Does that mean TARDIS are real as well?
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:41 PM (KuG1T) 273
Here's the thing: if we're going to have octogenarians running the country (well, at least being the public faces of the government), we need to get used to them not functioning well.
They're in their 80's. Most people I know in their 80's also have similar issues. And the real people running the government behind the scenes probably prefer having corrupt, old, easily befuddled people "running the show." Much easier to control than people whose brains and bodies still work. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 05, 2023 04:41 PM (mj0Qp) 274
257 I remember when they wanted to murder McConnell because he denied Garland his place on SCOTUS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG) _____________ He's still living off the credit he gained for doing that. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 05, 2023 04:37 PM (jOoJR) A Moron posited the theory that McConnell only did that so Hillary would get the far-left loon of her choice, once she won election in 2016. I never would have thought that before, but now... Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 05, 2023 04:41 PM (/iWhV) 275
271 I exaggerated, but both races supposedly spend HUGE crazy sums of money. And both were complete blow outs.
Something shady went on. I don't know what, but it wasn't used for those elections. Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 04:41 PM (53oGX) ======= I think Democrat machinery is just as prone to giant wastes of money for the support of the consultancy class as Republicans can be. How much money as the DNC raised promising that THIS TIME Texas will go blue? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG) 276
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
https://is.gd/xUx5R2 Posted by: bonhomme ___ Honor and Biden don't belong in the same sentence. God bless that hero. Pity that such a dishonorable cretin bestowed the CMH upon him. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 05, 2023 04:42 PM (NrUCN) 277
That is totally bizarre. You can see the Medal of Honor recipient is hurt,
I feel for that man. He deserved a CIC worthy of his service. Posted by: Archer at September 05, 2023 04:42 PM (gmo/4) 278
Just saw a beat down looking homeless guy sitting at a table with three operative sail phoams laid out in front of him.
What does it mean? Posted by: Thesokorus at September 05, 2023 04:42 PM (BlVax) 279
Re: the neutrons...
We initially used the Germany stationed troops to go to Desert Storm. They took all their toys. I was very disappointed we didn't use them, just to show them off. Could have taken out a small contingent, and shown the US troops moving in Day3 or something. THAT would have been a deterrent. Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:42 PM (cPGH3) 280
274 A Moron posited the theory that McConnell only did that so Hillary would get the far-left loon of her choice, once she won election in 2016. I never would have thought that before, but now...
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 05, 2023 04:41 PM (/iWhV) ======= I've assumed that for a long time. I think Mitch did it for two reasons. The first was because it was ultimately an empty gesture. He expected Hillary to win, and he'd push through whatever nominee Hillary wanted. The other was that he thought the move would hurt Trump. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:43 PM (LvTSG) 281
@266
>>"MSNBC told me that Biden was sharper than any other president ever!" The empathy of that man, he's just too good for us, we don't deserve him. -- Joe "I literally Killed My Intern and Got Away With It" Scarbourough. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 05, 2023 04:43 PM (XV/Pl) 282
I feel for that man. He deserved a CIC worthy of his service.
Posted by: Archer ___ Yes, he does. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 05, 2023 04:43 PM (NrUCN) 283
278 Tjat your autocucumber hates you?
Posted by: Bete at September 05, 2023 04:44 PM (KuG1T) 284
I think Democrat machinery is just as prone to giant wastes of money for the support of the consultancy class as Republicans can be.
How much money as the DNC raised promising that THIS TIME Texas will go blue? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG) I suppose there is some truth to that. I mean with all of the repeal Obamacare money generated for what? 3 cycles before thumbs down McCain. (BIH) Still.. It felt different. I mean these were 2 races never considered possible. Just something seemed off. Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 04:45 PM (53oGX) 285
mitch would be fine, had he religiously worn a mask
Posted by: fuaxi at September 05, 2023 04:45 PM (sGtp+) 286
Wolfus. I just made that up. I had no idea that was a real radio station
Posted by: Ben Had at September 05, 2023 *** For many years it was an FM rock station, hence the call letters, "The Rock of New Orleans." Now it's a conservative-ish outlet; it carried Rush Limbaugh and now has his successors, and Hannity too. "Walton and Johnson," their original name, have morphed from being two of the funniest music DJs in radio history (since 1983!) to two of the funniest talk radio hosts. Walton, one of the originals, died a few years back, and his hand-picked successor, Kenny Webster, is great. Steve Johnson does a cadre of character voices and is superb. You'd enjoy them and their commentary. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 04:46 PM (J2vNu) 287
267 Developed specifically for the Soviet hordes over- running Germany. We never had the tanks to stop them. That was our deterrent.
Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (cPGH3) Yep. That was my understanding too. I'm a retired cold warrior. Posted by: Archer at September 05, 2023 04:40 PM (gmo/4) Nuetron Nope. It was the warhead for the Sprint ABM system Posted by: Auspex at September 05, 2023 04:46 PM (j4U/Z) 288
Oh, and Ben Had, Walton & Johnson are on from 5:30 to 10 am Central, M-F.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 04:46 PM (J2vNu) 289
Sharp as a dick!
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 05, 2023 04:46 PM (krqg6) 290
284 I suppose there is some truth to that. I mean with all of the repeal Obamacare money generated for what? 3 cycles before thumbs down McCain. (BIH)
Still.. It felt different. I mean these were 2 races never considered possible. Just something seemed off. Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 04:45 PM (53oGX) ======= Democrats were rolling in cash that year. Was it because of small dollar donors, or was it because they went to the tilt with the fraud of laundering money through unsuspecting small dollar donors, the thing that O'Keefe figured out and everyone forgot happened because both parties do it? With that kind of dough, you just shovel $100 million towards SC, get some notices about how Graham is weak, maybe convince the GOP to misdirect some resources, and the consultancy class makes 40% on every TV ad. Everyone's happy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:47 PM (LvTSG) 291
I've assumed that for a long time.
I think Mitch did it for two reasons. The first was because it was ultimately an empty gesture. He expected Hillary to win, and he'd push through whatever nominee Hillary wanted. The other was that he thought the move would hurt Trump. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:43 PM (LvTSG) If Trump was leading in the polls by the same margin Hillary supposedly was, McConnell would've gone on and on about how presidents deserve to have their picks seated and that's for their entire term. He was sure Hillary would win and then he could continue some token resistance. And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddlesome Trump! Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3) Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at September 05, 2023 04:47 PM (Vu7A1) 293
I exaggerated, but both races supposedly spend HUGE crazy sums of money. And both were complete blow outs.
Something shady went on. I don't know what, but it wasn't used for those elections. Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 04:41 PM (53oGX) It's always been payoffs. There's little to no correlation btwn money raised or spent and victory. Beyond mere name recognition. Posted by: Thesokorus at September 05, 2023 04:47 PM (3JfnH) 294
I don’t think these guys are cucks. Cucks are unwilling or at least reluctant simps. Mitch controls the money and can make or break re-election and careers. These guys are whores. They simp for cash.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 05, 2023 04:48 PM (UpK/d) 295
291 He was sure Hillary would win and then he could continue some token resistance. And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddlesome Trump!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3) ========= It wasn't Trump. It was the People electing Trump. The people had to be punished. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG) 296
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
https://is.gd/xUx5R2 Posted by: bonhomme I HAVE TO POOP!!! Posted by: Joe Biden is Empathetic at September 05, 2023 04:48 PM (sAmhv) 297
>>Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
Apparently. He didn't smell like a 7 year old girl. Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2023 04:48 PM (ltsS2) 298
Developed specifically for the Soviet hordes over- running Germany. We never had the tanks to stop them. That was our deterrent.
Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:32 PM (cPGH3) Yep. That was my understanding too. I'm a retired cold warrior. Posted by: Archer at September 05, 2023 04:40 PM (gmo/4) === Yes, designed to be used on friendly territory. The strategy was to funnel the Soviet ground forces through the Fulda Gap then zap 'em. Along with a few million Germans. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2023 04:48 PM (RIvkX) 299
295 291 He was sure Hillary would win and then he could continue some token resistance. And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddlesome Trump!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3) ========= It wasn't Trump. It was the People electing Trump. The people had to be punished. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG) You know what you did. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:49 PM (KbCG3) 300
Nuetron Nope. It was the warhead for the Sprint ABM system
Posted by: Auspex Well, argue with Wiki (I know) and my brother, the Army officer in Desert Strom. THEY sure thought they took the neutrons with them. Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:49 PM (cPGH3) 301
299 295 291 He was sure Hillary would win and then he could continue some token resistance. And he would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddlesome Trump!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3) ========= It wasn't Trump. It was the People electing Trump. The people had to be punished. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG) You know what you did. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 05, 2023 04:49 PM (KbCG3) Beatings will continue until you elect better! Posted by: Inogame at September 05, 2023 04:49 PM (53oGX) 302
@282
>>Yes, he does. Well, we had one that worked tirelessly to not get them killed in pointless wars and conflicts, which at the end of the day, is the highest form of love. Trump: I will not get you murdered. ** Proceeds to Not Get Soldiers Murdered ** Biden: ** Checks Watch while receiving coffins of 13 Marines he just got murdered. ** Come On Jack, this is messing with my ice cream time. MSM: He's Counselor in Chief, he cares, he really cares. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 05, 2023 04:49 PM (XV/Pl) 303
"Mitch is sharp and he is shrewd. He understands what needs to be done." +++++++++++++++ Mike Rounds needs to repeat this wearing a pleated miniskirt and bloomers. MITCH is SHARP and he is SHREWD! HE underSTANDS what needs to be DONE! GoooooooOOOOOOOO MITCH!!!! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 05, 2023 04:49 PM (lCaJd) 304
>>I don’t think these guys are cucks. Cucks are unwilling or at least reluctant simps. Mitch controls the money and can make or break re-election and careers.
At this point, I think we can admit that Mitch's Staffers are making those decisions. Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2023 04:50 PM (ltsS2) 305
Mike Pence explains why he favors sending more money and weapons to Ukraine, telling FNC's Shannon Bream that it won't take "that long" to defeat Russia. "Joe Biden said in his State of the Union address that we're there as long as it takes... I'm going to tell you, it shouldn't take that long,"
Oh really Rambo? How many billions of taxpayer funded dollars go into a "not long"? If US armed forces end up fighting there, how many dead are in a "Not long"? Explain our national interest in any involvement? Posted by: Cheri at September 05, 2023 04:50 PM (oiNtH) 306
I'm referring to tactical nuclear arms.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2023 04:50 PM (RIvkX) 307
304 At this point, I think we can admit that Mitch's Staffers are making those decisions.
Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2023 04:50 PM (ltsS2) ========= I didn't vote for 'em. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at September 05, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG) 308
I think RUS used a tactical n-word to strike Khelminitsky where the UK depleted uranium was.
Posted by: Thesokorus at September 05, 2023 04:50 PM (ALdAV) 309
>>Well, argue with Wiki (I know) and my brother, the Army officer in Desert Strom.
THEY sure thought they took the neutrons with them. He probably meant the Beverly Hills Cop Soundtrack. Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2023 04:51 PM (ltsS2) 310
I'm referring to tactical nuclear arms.
As am I. Commonly referred to as neutron bombs, or enhanced radiation warheads. Posted by: MkY at September 05, 2023 04:51 PM (cPGH3) 311
nood end of summer
Posted by: Corona exile-back-in-exile at September 05, 2023 04:51 PM (URIv5) 312
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
-------- And before the Minister's benediction so it's not like the ceremony was completely over and only polite chitchat remained. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 05, 2023 04:51 PM (krqg6) 313
Yes, designed to be used on friendly territory. The strategy was to funnel the Soviet ground forces through the Fulda Gap then zap 'em. Along with a few million Germans.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2023 04:48 PM (RIvkX) I'm not saying the Krauts wouldn't get their hair mussed... - General Buck Turgidson, USAF Posted by: Archer at September 05, 2023 04:52 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: friendly neighborhood dalek at September 05, 2023 04:53 PM (sGtp+) 315
Wow. Biden decided to suddenly exit a gentleman's Medal of Honor ceremony as soon as Biden had put the medal around the gentleman's neck. People weren't even done applauding and Biden was out the door.
-------- And before the Minister's benediction so it's not like the ceremony was completely over and only polite chitchat remained. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at September 05, 2023 *** Mushbrain and his contingent never disappoint. We expect the worst, and we always get it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2023 04:53 PM (J2vNu) 316
Mike Rounds needs to repeat this wearing a pleated miniskirt and bloomers. MITCH is SHARP and he is SHREWD! HE underSTANDS what needs to be DONE! GoooooooOOOOOOOO MITCH!!!! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 05, 2023 04:49 PM Mitch can handle things! He's smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... he's smart and he wants respect! Posted by: Mike Rounds at September 05, 2023 04:54 PM (JCZqz) 317
Mitch just doesn't look like he used to. Anyone who tells you that he is as well as he ever was is lying straight to your face.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 05, 2023 04:54 PM (4j+ng) 318
Ryan Long's brilliant satire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYSkcEJ9pQ
Posted by: Coki at September 05, 2023 04:54 PM (QviPA) 319
Schumer. Don't give a damn if they have to stuff McConnell & place him in a seat to stay even.
Might have dawned on FJB Beau (Senior) never received a Metal of Honor. ("No one is better than a B," said granny.) They'll have to remedy that. Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at September 05, 2023 05:01 PM (GshMh) 320
I had a friend with cancer that would stare off into space for a few seconds like that (and wet himself) because the lesions in his brain were causing seizures.
The idea this is all the result of a concussion caused by a fall isn't credible. It's more likely whatever problem he has caused the fall. Posted by: Ace's liver at September 05, 2023 05:27 PM (wGeit) 321
McConnell doesn't sound anywhere close to as bad as Joey Shit for Brains, but as good as he does sound - what an uninspiring load of bullshit. Good lord. Go the fuck home, Great Grandad
Posted by: deadrody at September 05, 2023 05:43 PM (bTVG5) 322
And for the record, Mitch holding up Garland's nomination was a PR move and nothing more. Never for a single second did Mitch McConnell ever believe Hillary would lose and his holding up Garland's appointment would be anything more than a footnote in history.
Posted by: deadrody at September 05, 2023 05:44 PM (bTVG5) 323
It’s time for McConnell to return to hell, from whence he spawned. And take all of the Dakota senators with him.
Posted by: greg at September 05, 2023 06:51 PM (KtqAF) 324
We seem to be in the Andropov/Chernenko era.
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I do not doubt that August was a busy month for his staff. But his staff was not on the ballot and until he can represent the Republican Caucus against the Democrat Caucus, he needs to step down.
Staff does not have the power to run things if the Senator is incapacitated. Senator Kennedy's staff put together the ObamaCare legislation after he died. Enough is Enough! Posted by: william ferrin at September 06, 2023 02:52 AM (cUnbC) 327
Please South Dakota, primary this idiot Rounds!
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